US Politics, October 2018: next week will be even longer

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thread title cribbed from Raymond C., if ppl hate it feel free to delete or rename or whatever

anyway here's something that sucks to start the month off

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/30/nyregion/democrats-brooklyn-county-committee-seddio.html?action=click&module=In%20Other%20News&pgtype=Homepage&action=click&module=News&pgtype=Homepage

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 1 October 2018 13:17 (five years ago) link

good mourning!

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 October 2018 13:31 (five years ago) link

Where's the tax returns?

("Where's Wallace, String?")

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 1 October 2018 13:33 (five years ago) link

Wonder how widespread that situation in Brooklyn is and how long it would take to reform once brought to light.
Really hoping it is going to be looked at now. &it's not going to be putting people off voting for the party at a time that everybody who can vote Dem should be being encouraged to. Reminds me of Labour 2 years ago where people were being excluded from the party by a stagnant inner party at a crucial time.

Stevolende, Monday, 1 October 2018 13:54 (five years ago) link

this was linked in the previous thread. long story short, Kavanaugh very obviously perjured himself, a lot

https://www.currentaffairs.org/2018/09/how-we-know-kavanaugh-is-lying

frogbs, Monday, 1 October 2018 14:00 (five years ago) link

question - if Dems get the house back and the Speaker position, they can just take Nunes off of the Intelligence committee, right?

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 October 2018 14:50 (five years ago) link

Yeah.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 October 2018 14:55 (five years ago) link

I think?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 October 2018 14:55 (five years ago) link

i thought the parties assigned their own committee memberships and leaders.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Monday, 1 October 2018 14:57 (five years ago) link

They do.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 October 2018 14:59 (five years ago) link

I don't understand how media considers the renegotiation of NAFTA some sort of win for Trump? Thing is almost the same as it used to be and dude campaigned on pulling away from it altogether.

Van Horn Street, Monday, 1 October 2018 15:01 (five years ago) link

It's like the bull took a shit in the china shop and exited without causing damage and everyone was happy despite all the shit

Evan, Monday, 1 October 2018 15:03 (five years ago) link

I don’t know the details of the Canada side of the deal yet, but iirc trump was pivoting to boasting about how great the new name of it will be, and how bad “nafta” is

Karl Malone, Monday, 1 October 2018 15:04 (five years ago) link

That's probably why he changed the deal. Reportedly he wanted to rename it USMC in honor of the Marine Corp, because he is such a patriot, but I guess it is now USMCA?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 October 2018 15:07 (five years ago) link

The win is that the deal starts with the US letters.

Van Horn Street, Monday, 1 October 2018 15:09 (five years ago) link

America first!

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Monday, 1 October 2018 15:12 (five years ago) link

lmao

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 1 October 2018 15:14 (five years ago) link

John Oliver pointed out the farcical idea of Kavanaugh pere having a tradition of keeping Calendars to relate these old family stories over Xmas from. & the tradition being all of 4 years old at the oldest.
Oh & Kavanaugh sr being sat behind his son in the courtroom. So the idea of bnostalgia for this perfect time when his dad was till around is a little odd to say the least.

Stevolende, Monday, 1 October 2018 15:15 (five years ago) link

Anyway, I think congress still needs to ratify the deal if I understand and that will most probably after the midterms so who knows what happens to USMike D over the next 2-3 months.

Van Horn Street, Monday, 1 October 2018 15:20 (five years ago) link

from the press conference the other day:

REPORTER: But are you going to notify Congress you’re pulling out of NAFTA.

TRUMP: What we’re probably going to do is call it the “USMC,” like the United States Marine Corps, which I love. General [John] Kelly likes it even more. Where is General Kelly? He likes that. USMC. Which would be US, Mexico, Canada. But it will probably or possibly be just USM. It will be United States and Mexico.

the USMC. the United States Mexico Canada. great name

Karl Malone, Monday, 1 October 2018 15:28 (five years ago) link

what's great about it is that the name lets everyone know exactly which countries are involved. not like that pesky North American free trade agreement, an enigma wrapped in a hot dog

Karl Malone, Monday, 1 October 2018 15:29 (five years ago) link

One thing for sure, Guatemala will never join the USMC.

Van Horn Street, Monday, 1 October 2018 15:30 (five years ago) link

i thought the parties assigned their own committee memberships and leaders.

― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Monday, October 1, 2018 10:57 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They do.

― The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, October 1, 2018 10:59 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Would he still be the chair of the committee with a party change?

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 October 2018 15:35 (five years ago) link

i can't get over that it's a plus that it has the same initials as the marines

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 1 October 2018 15:36 (five years ago) link

Would he still be the chair of the committee with a party change?

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal

No, no. The Republican would become the ranking member.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 October 2018 15:36 (five years ago) link

why can't we just call it the United States Act

Karl Malone, Monday, 1 October 2018 15:37 (five years ago) link

full mental crackpot

shrek and han solo kinda dress the same (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 October 2018 15:38 (five years ago) link

I'm sure he traded Chapter 19 for the name.

Van Horn Street, Monday, 1 October 2018 15:38 (five years ago) link

Thing is almost the same as it used to be and dude campaigned on pulling away from it altogether.

If the goal was to end NAFTA, it's a failure for Trump. If the goal was to threaten to pull away in order to extract concessions from Canada, it's less of a failure.

The nexus of the crisis (Sund4r), Monday, 1 October 2018 15:40 (five years ago) link

Trump doesn't have goals, he has feelings

Οὖτις, Monday, 1 October 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link

Dairy market seems to be the only concessions and as I said in the Canadian thread, it looks like the opening will be quite lesser than the one initially planned in the TPP. Steel and aluminium still an unknown.

Van Horn Street, Monday, 1 October 2018 15:43 (five years ago) link

Patent protection for biologics and copyright extension both seem significant too.

The nexus of the crisis (Sund4r), Monday, 1 October 2018 15:45 (five years ago) link

But yeah, we're basically going over the same points on both threads.

The nexus of the crisis (Sund4r), Monday, 1 October 2018 15:47 (five years ago) link

"biologics" is such a freaky word

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 1 October 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link

It is, but I inject one every couple weeks anyway (the sticker price is $3000 a month!)

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 1 October 2018 16:12 (five years ago) link

If the goal was to end NAFTA, it's a failure for Trump.

Ah, but if it is renamed USMC, then NAFTA has disappeared. Voila!

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 1 October 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link

So he can tell supporters he “repealed NAFTA” in advance of the midterms. Lame

Trϵϵship, Monday, 1 October 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link

lmao they're not even trying to make this look like a real investigation

“I thought it was going to be an investigation,” a Yale classmate of Brett Kavanaugh and Deborah Ramirez said, of the F.B.I.’s renewed inquiry. “But instead it seems it’s just an alibi for Republicans to vote for Kavanaugh.” https://t.co/H24YpATyAD

— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) October 1, 2018

frogbs, Monday, 1 October 2018 16:20 (five years ago) link

xxxxpost Patent protection for health care products and copyright extension are significant, but they don't seem significant to Trudeau cause really they were barely discussed. That these things weren't significant to Trudeau is another debate in the Canadian thread yeah and I agree with you that these lost might be tough to swallow. The big five things Trudeau cared about were: sunset clause, chapter 19, cars, steel/aluminium and dairy. Also, Mexico is still in the deal which is a big plus for both Mexico and Canada. Steel/aluminium seems to be the major concession so far, by virtue of not being resolved.

Anyway, the US are the US, almost ten times the population and economy of Canada, that the status quo was extensively preserved can't be a win for Trump, who promised so much more about the 'bad deal' that was NAFTA.

Van Horn Street, Monday, 1 October 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link

I hope AMLO refuses to support any deal with Mexico that doesn’t include mutual right to live and work permanently in the other country. Partly because I want to move to Mexico.

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 1 October 2018 16:24 (five years ago) link

Not because I hate America mind I just think it would be fun

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 1 October 2018 16:24 (five years ago) link

If the Dems win both houses in November is there going to be an investigation and an investigation into the previous one. Or is the utter transparency of this being fake gong to speak for itself

Stevolende, Monday, 1 October 2018 16:26 (five years ago) link

this presser on trade is going off the rails quick wow

frogbs, Monday, 1 October 2018 16:31 (five years ago) link

as ever, Mnuchin auditioning for role of Nazi simp and sidekick in next Indiana Jones movie

Trump to female reporter: "I know you're not thinking, you never do."

Trump: "She's shocked I picked her, she's in a state of shock."
Vega: I'm not, thank you Mr. President.
Trump: "I know you're not thinking, you never do."
Vega: "I'm sorry?"
Trump: "Go ahead" pic.twitter.com/hhfFHDNSXk

— Lis Power (@LisPower1) October 1, 2018

canary christ (stevie), Monday, 1 October 2018 16:37 (five years ago) link

That any woman could vote for him, and this party, is beyond me.

Van Horn Street, Monday, 1 October 2018 16:38 (five years ago) link

wtf

jmm, Monday, 1 October 2018 16:39 (five years ago) link

https://theintercept.com/2018/09/29/the-unbearable-dishonesty-of-brett-kavanaugh/

They supplemented this article with a picture of an old Yale yearbook showing Kavanaugh’s grandfather. Apparently Kav didn’t bust his butt to get in, but had the benefit of being a legacy admission.

curmudgeon, Monday, 1 October 2018 17:02 (five years ago) link

he was a legacy: His grandfather, Everett Edward Kavanaugh, also went to Yale for undergrad, as this yearbook shows.

curmudgeon, Monday, 1 October 2018 17:07 (five years ago) link

So Trump just went on about having seen some unnamed Democratic Senator in compromising situations and seemed to be threatening to reveal it if this person keeps going after Kavanaugh.

— Paul McLeod (@pdmcleod) October 1, 2018

there's no way he's thinking about anyone in particular here is there

or does he think Al Franken is still in the Senate??

frogbs, Monday, 1 October 2018 17:08 (five years ago) link

10-d chess, publicly threatening blackmail

omar little, Monday, 1 October 2018 17:11 (five years ago) link

it was Teddy Kennedy

Οὖτις, Monday, 1 October 2018 17:11 (five years ago) link

Trump to female reporter: "I know you're not thinking, you never do."

Trump: "She's shocked I picked her, she's in a state of shock."
Vega: I'm not, thank you Mr. President.
Trump: "I know you're not thinking, you never do."
Vega: "I'm sorry?"
Trump: "Go ahead" pic.twitter.com/hhfFHDNSXk

— Lis Power (@LisPower1) October 1, 2018

WTF? how do i get me some press credentials so i can be the only fucker that calls him on his bullshit crap in person.Like how has not one reported said " Kindly Fuck off Mr President " on live tv yet ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 1 October 2018 17:16 (five years ago) link

because the chud hordes would immediately start harassing them out of a job and nobody needs that headache

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 1 October 2018 17:18 (five years ago) link

how do i get me some press credentials

i think you just have to wear a lanyard with a little homemade badge that says "christian conservative news channel" or something similar

Karl Malone, Monday, 1 October 2018 17:19 (five years ago) link

maybe trump is getting a dem senator confused with whatever he's got on lindsay graham

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 1 October 2018 17:24 (five years ago) link

well there's Menendez and the underage hookers story

President Keyes, Monday, 1 October 2018 17:27 (five years ago) link

it's hillary clinton

princess of hell (BradNelson), Monday, 1 October 2018 17:29 (five years ago) link

maybe Trump is just saying whatever nonsense he thinks is expedient at the moment

Οὖτις, Monday, 1 October 2018 17:29 (five years ago) link

“I was surprised at how vocal he was about the fact that he likes beer, and he’s had a little bit of difficulty, I mean he talked about things that happened when he drinks. This is not a man that said that he was perfect with respect to alcohol. I’m not a drinker and I can honestly say I never had a beer in my life. One of my only good traits. I don’t drink. I never had a glass of alcohol. I never had alcohol. For whatever reason. Can you imagine if I had? What a mess I would be. I would be the world’s worst. ”

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 October 2018 17:41 (five years ago) link

maybe he would be a delightful drunk , couldnt be much worse imo

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 1 October 2018 17:45 (five years ago) link

If i was the FBI and Trump had been acting to me the way he has been recently I might just go off and do a proper investigation just to spite him.

Stevolende, Monday, 1 October 2018 17:47 (five years ago) link

to his credit this is the only true thing he's ever said. we're making progress here, people. xp

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 1 October 2018 17:47 (five years ago) link

It's fun to stay in the USMCA

Trump uh....otm?

frogbs, Monday, 1 October 2018 18:04 (five years ago) link

everytime Trump hates on trudeau I can't help but think of the film Canadian Bacon

| (Latham Green), Monday, 1 October 2018 18:40 (five years ago) link

I was surprised at how vocal he was about the fact that he likes beer, and he’s had a little bit of difficulty...

Did Bart really admit to a "little bit of difficulty?" Other than ralphing because, you know, jalapenos.

Freddy "Boom Boom" QAnon (Dan Peterson), Monday, 1 October 2018 19:21 (five years ago) link

I think it's pretty clear that beer has at least belatedly caused him some difficulty.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 October 2018 19:23 (five years ago) link

so let's pretend "devil's triangle" is a drinking game. Well i don't remember anyone referencing drinking games in my HS yearbook but it they did i'm pretty certain that person would have had some nights they don't remember.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 1 October 2018 19:29 (five years ago) link

i'm still lmao at his suggestion that "devil's triangle" is "quarters, but with three beers in a triangle"

princess of hell (BradNelson), Monday, 1 October 2018 19:33 (five years ago) link

like

princess of hell (BradNelson), Monday, 1 October 2018 19:33 (five years ago) link

lmao

you fuckin clown

princess of hell (BradNelson), Monday, 1 October 2018 19:34 (five years ago) link

i wish they would have asked him for further clarification on the rules .

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 1 October 2018 19:34 (five years ago) link

"Please demonstrate using this left over Bud Light from the Obamacare Repeal Party..."

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 1 October 2018 20:14 (five years ago) link

i wish they would have asked him for further clarification on the rules .

what's the point, he doesn't know them

Οὖτις, Monday, 1 October 2018 20:18 (five years ago) link

yeah it is so insane that a) he is getting away with making up a fake drinking game and b) he thinks "drinking game" is a good exonerating lie re: him being a problem drinker

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Monday, 1 October 2018 20:27 (five years ago) link

so much of this "he was a football player at a prep school with a sterling reputation" stuff is just really so:

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/32/40/89/3240899a94f327172b96760d55db65ac--simpsons-quotes-los-simpsons.jpg

omar little, Monday, 1 October 2018 20:32 (five years ago) link

i have been thinking about how the american legal system is portrayed in the simpsons... a lot.... lately......

princess of hell (BradNelson), Monday, 1 October 2018 20:33 (five years ago) link

it's based on a series of blowjobs iirc

Οὖτις, Monday, 1 October 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link

so angry

Cubs’ co-owners supporting Brett Kavanaugh through super PAC

sleeve, Monday, 1 October 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link

The Ricketts family didn’t always get along with Trump. Trump tweeted in February 2016, “I hear the Rickets family, who own the Chicago Cubs, are secretly spending $’s against me. They better be careful, they have a lot to hide!” It’s all water under the bridge now, apparently.

This Fuckin' Guy...

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 1 October 2018 20:50 (five years ago) link

Imagine going through life like that...

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 1 October 2018 21:22 (five years ago) link

I agree that it's unfair, but do they really have to take it out on the rest of us?

Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 October 2018 22:18 (five years ago) link

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/mutual-friend-ramirez-kavanaugh-anxious-come-forward-evidence-n915566

WASHINGTON — In the days leading up to a public allegation that Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh exposed himself to a college classmate, the judge and his team were communicating behind the scenes with friends to refute the claim, according to text messages obtained by NBC News.

global tetrahedron, Monday, 1 October 2018 22:34 (five years ago) link

man those guys look so innocent

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 October 2018 22:50 (five years ago) link

the peace sign is a nice touch

Οὖτις, Monday, 1 October 2018 22:51 (five years ago) link

I assume that's Squeeeee

Οὖτις, Monday, 1 October 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link

is that mike love in the cap?

canary christ (stevie), Monday, 1 October 2018 22:59 (five years ago) link

Let's just say that Judge Brett Kavanaugh is the sort of person who would've been drinking buddies with guys named Squi and PJ.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 October 2018 23:00 (five years ago) link

Is that one guy wearing YAGA tee? I haven't thought about those in, like, 25 years!

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 1 October 2018 23:11 (five years ago) link

I loved my YAGA caps in '93.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 October 2018 23:17 (five years ago) link

THEY'RE STILL GOING!: http://www.yagaclothing.com

And of course I now see why I saw so much of their stuff back then: They operate out of Galveston.

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 1 October 2018 23:25 (five years ago) link

@SenSanders: If Brett Kavanaugh knew about Deborah Ramirez's allegation of sexual assault before the publication of the Sept. 23 New Yorker story, then he lied to Congress. That's a federal crime. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/mutual-friend-ramirez-kavanaugh-anxious-come-forward-evidence-n915566

gbx, Monday, 1 October 2018 23:27 (five years ago) link

I hope it works against him, but lol at the shocking news that Kavanaugh might have **lied**

Karl Malone, Monday, 1 October 2018 23:38 (five years ago) link

Wait a second, this guy’s a liar?!?

Karl Malone, Monday, 1 October 2018 23:38 (five years ago) link

Flake has said it wouldmean rejecting his nom

Οὖτις, Monday, 1 October 2018 23:38 (five years ago) link

WTF? how do i get me some press credentials so i can be the only fucker that calls him on his bullshit crap in person.Like how has not one reported said " Kindly Fuck off Mr President " on live tv yet ?

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, October 1, 2018 12:16 PM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I keep wondering the same damn thing. It would be worth losing the job over, because that reporter would be a hero to everyone.

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 1 October 2018 23:46 (five years ago) link

Well, except for the death threat crowd.

nickn, Monday, 1 October 2018 23:47 (five years ago) link

lyingest liar who ever lied is a liar: more at 11

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 October 2018 23:52 (five years ago) link

I mean, yeah, there's have to be a GoFundMe and a sort of Underground Railroad but I think that together, we could all make it work.

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 1 October 2018 23:52 (five years ago) link

Flake has said

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these "Flake has said..."

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:04 (five years ago) link

What happens to a Flake deferred

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:08 (five years ago) link

The texts between Berchem and Karen Yarasavage, both friends of Kavanaugh, suggest that the nominee was personally talking with former classmates about Ramirez’s story in advance of the New Yorker article that made her allegation public. In one message, Yarasavage said Kavanaugh asked her to go on the record in his defense. Two other messages show communication between Kavanaugh’s team and former classmates in advance of the story.

busted

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:09 (five years ago) link

Grassley already said he dgaf

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:15 (five years ago) link

it's going to take him a while to catch up to what this means. he's turning 100.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:17 (five years ago) link

it's more damning than the other lies. i "get" the cynicism but he is done.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:18 (five years ago) link

What are the odds Kavanaugh will be found in contempt of Congress, disbarred, impeached from his appellate court seat, or pay any substantial price for lying under oath and witness tampering? Even if Congress flips Democratic, I'm sure the "hasn't he suffered enough?" crowd would make it difficult to force the issue.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:18 (five years ago) link

I'm not going to take the lazy "none of this matters" view but only the Flakes, Murkowskis, and Collinses could be persuaded to gaf.

though I'll gladly be proven wrong, partly why I'm writing this now cos I usually am

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:19 (five years ago) link

You like beer?

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:22 (five years ago) link

never touched the stuff, look at my calendar

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:23 (five years ago) link

On, and on, and on. I feel like I know too much about this guy's life.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-10-01/kavanaugh-college-visit-to-bar-erupted-in-fight-classmate-says-jmqwga1s

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:41 (five years ago) link

maybe Infinity War was released not as entertainment but to show us there's another way....

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:42 (five years ago) link

"They had just come from seeing the English reggae band UB40 at a nearby venue in New Haven, Connecticut, when they saw a man who resembled the lead singer. The man told the trio he wasn’t the singer and brusquely told them to stop looking at him. Kavanaugh couldn’t let the comment pass, according to one of the two friends with Kavanaugh that night."

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:42 (five years ago) link

so he continued to argue that the guy was the singer?

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:43 (five years ago) link

I'm sure the "hasn't he suffered enough?" crowd would make it difficult to force the issue

I would like to introduce this crowd to some women I know who vote

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:44 (five years ago) link

tbf if this epic asshole gets confirmed I would not be especially surprised if impeaching the buttface for perjury doesn't end up being an issue in the 2020 primaries

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:50 (five years ago) link

Did he really say under oath that he drank legally because of the grandfather clause?

Because that is some straight bullshit and very easily disproved. My sister (born 1968, so 18 in 1986) could buy booze in the District (and often did). But it became illegal the second it was brought into Virginia or Maryland (which it often was).

Seems like the sort of legal distinction that would be noticed by someone with a legal background. Like, say, a lawyer. Or a judge. Or a panel of Senators who are ON THE FUCKING JUDICIARY COMMITTEE

Dancing with the Tsars (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:51 (five years ago) link

he'll just say he meant he drank at 18 thanks to his grandfather, Klaus Kavanaugh

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:54 (five years ago) link

Klaus sure could party, it is true. I saw him do an epic keg stand at I Felta Thigh at UVA in like 1982.

Dancing with the Tsars (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:55 (five years ago) link

Felta Kuti

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 01:04 (five years ago) link

stop

21st savagery fox (m bison), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 01:52 (five years ago) link

I wondered why UB40 was trending on Twitter.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 01:53 (five years ago) link

so good

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 01:56 (five years ago) link

UB40...Mario Cart...This Administration Is Kicking It Old School.

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 02:01 (five years ago) link

chris dudley

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 02:07 (five years ago) link

this guy is a mean spirited prank on america

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 02:08 (five years ago) link

In Lighter News: https://www.politico.com/story/2018/10/01/beto-orourke-musical-review-855385

“Basically, the show documents the life of Will Rogers, the ‘lassoing fool,’ who rose from being an insignificant side show attraction to one of the more prominent political pundits and cultural statesmen in our history. Yet it is produced and directed in such a showy, glitzy, and ultimately, tacky manner, that one cannot help feeling disgusted throughout the show. Keith Carradine in the lead role is surrounded by perma-smile actresses whose only qualifications seem to be their phenomenally large breasts and tight buttocks.”

In a statement sent to POLITICO shortly after this story was published, O’Rourke offered an apology.

"I am ashamed of what I wrote and I apologize. There is no excuse for making disrespectful and demeaning comments about women," he said.

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 02:23 (five years ago) link

If he thinks that perma-smiles, phenomenally large breasts, and tight buttocks are easy or simple to achieve simultaneously, I'd like to see him try to meet those qualifications.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 03:09 (five years ago) link

beto should never have posted that to ilx but you have to remember the board was different in the early 2000s

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 03:17 (five years ago) link

Starting today, the Trump administration will deny visas to same-sex domestic partners of diplomats and U.N. officials https://t.co/6YezBb6JqV

— columlynch (@columlynch) October 2, 2018

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 03:43 (five years ago) link

Damn! How petty can you get?

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 03:44 (five years ago) link

OUR GOD IS A MIGHTY GOD

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 03:46 (five years ago) link

Stephen Miller v. Terry Branstad. Branstad won. - US considered ban on student visas for Chinese nationals https://t.co/4CKT0HPCpu

— Ankit Panda (@nktpnd) October 2, 2018

Stephen Miller, being Stephen Miller, wanted a total ban on Chinese students, without discriminating between students in national security-relevant fields of study. pic.twitter.com/fW0eYR5b0M

— Ankit Panda (@nktpnd) October 2, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 05:07 (five years ago) link

whatta maroon

j., Tuesday, 2 October 2018 05:17 (five years ago) link

dang, those were the best students when I was teaching in the usa, and I was teaching in the humanities! nice university system, if you can keep it.

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 05:39 (five years ago) link

I know the answer to this one - but do these people not read, understand or think before opening their mouths

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 06:06 (five years ago) link

A similar things happening here with the govt wanting to ban Huawei (thus China) from the tender for our 5G network because "omg security concernz".

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 06:43 (five years ago) link

Something Something Russia Cough Fart

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 06:45 (five years ago) link

The Huawei equipment concerns are legit, though

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 10:25 (five years ago) link

yeah I was gonna say, weren't there a lot of router backdoors discovered?

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 11:06 (five years ago) link

Yeah doesn’t really seem like the same thing

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 11:49 (five years ago) link

good mourning!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 11:59 (five years ago) link

University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign is I think 10% mainland Chinese. I guess it has a particularly esteemed reputation in Asia? Anyway, huge percentage, more than half the international student body, almost 6000 students, and they pay full tuition. Banning Chinese students would have destroyed the university system as it stands. No doubt that was an ulterior motive for President Asshole's chip on their shoulder minions.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 12:49 (five years ago) link

The Huawei equipment concerns are legit, though

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, October 2, 2018 6:25 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah honestly that's probably a good idea. banning chinese students not so much.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 13:34 (five years ago) link

UPDATED: kavanaugh criticized Ramirez to Senate investigators for calling around about the incident.

And he told them he “probably” attended the same wedding but doesn’t have any recollection.

Texts show a photo from the wedding was sent to his team 3 days earlier. https://t.co/hkNbpofnzn

— Leigh Ann Caldwell (@LACaldwellDC) October 2, 2018

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 13:43 (five years ago) link

It's one thing to lie about big things, but the true standard of a liar is when they lie about little things when they don't have to.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 13:47 (five years ago) link

haha josh yes that was the place I had in mind

so much better than the “native undergrads” who were like into the Chief. and they like beer.

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 13:47 (five years ago) link

Kavanaugh is fucked, I feel. Or if they push him through the republicans will lose voters. The Ramirez texts thing is so blatantly sneaky.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 13:49 (five years ago) link

i'm sure the rightwing press will be falling over themselves to report the facts in good faith on this one

shrek and han solo kinda dress the same (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 13:51 (five years ago) link

I didn’t say all of MAGA country would turn on him. But it looks really bad, will put Flake et al in an uncomfortable position, and demoralize enough Republican voters to hurt them in the midterms. I have a crystal ball trust me here

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 13:55 (five years ago) link

They already made the calculation: push him through, lose voters.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 13:56 (five years ago) link

Doesn't a good man deserve the chance to defend himself? Multiple times? Every time something new comes up? Again and again?

I heard that Washington Post reporter interviewed on NPR yesterday about his new book, about Russian interference and what not. It is remarkable how many times Flynn and the WH lied about his contacts with Russians, again and again and again, until finally, he relented. What is that Mark Twain line, something about telling the truth means you never have to keep your story straight?

Btw, one downside of this Bart circus is it has to play out as it is playing out. There is no easy way for him to bow out, because his reputation will remain in tatters and that is a tacit admission of guilt at this point. He has to gamble on the process playing through, but hopefully he will be voted down.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 13:56 (five years ago) link

If Bart were a celebrity this is the point where he would be announcing that he is heading to rehab and hopes people will respect his privacy.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 13:57 (five years ago) link

I still think they'll ram him through tbh, though I hope I'm wrong (obv). And yes it will have electoral/popularity costs down the line, though we may be overimagining those.

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 13:58 (five years ago) link

JiC - I mean he could easily do the "for the sake of my family and the country I have asked president trump to withdraw my name from consideration" and top it off with another entitled grievance rant about how it's all a smear and his life has been ruined like kuzco the emperor-llama whining in the rain. his base would buy it, he'd get a book deal and troll bots would spend thirty years demeaning his accusers just like they're going to do anyway. he's not doing that because his ego and his privilege and his toxic masculinity won't let him, not because there's no way out.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 13:59 (five years ago) link

he could do it, but his reputation and career would be in tatters. He has to gamble on the chance of exoneration, or appointment despite everything.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 14:03 (five years ago) link

but yeah, his ego and whatnot is why he is willing to gamble on that.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 14:03 (five years ago) link

his reputation will be fine with republicans, the story's already been written that it's a giant smear and he's the victim. guaranteed he will be allowed to coach basketball or w/e in his social circles for as long as he likes. and it's not like being confirmed will win him back respect among everybody else.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 14:18 (five years ago) link

His reputation is toast no matter what, and his career would go on fine. He is still a Circuit Judge, and there really was only one possible promotion from that, and only a minuscule number of people get that promotion. And he clearly does not deserve it. It's only entitlement that keeps him from withdrawing.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 14:21 (five years ago) link

I agree. Clarence Thomas is on the Supreme Court but his reputation is in the trash can. Such is the fate of National Lampoon’s Bart O’Kavanaugh.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 14:24 (five years ago) link

his base would buy it, he'd get a book deal

kavanaugh's true american flaw is that he probably wouldn't even get the book deal

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 14:32 (five years ago) link

This book would end up on the sidewalk bargain tables after 10 months.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 14:33 (five years ago) link

that's where i found my copy of the starr report

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 14:34 (five years ago) link

oh man i was working in a DC bookstore when the starr report came out

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 14:36 (five years ago) link

correction: i found my copy on the sidewalk, in a pile of free stuff with john grisham paperbacks

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 14:40 (five years ago) link

i was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar

shrek and han solo kinda dress the same (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 14:40 (five years ago) link

That much is true

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 14:42 (five years ago) link

xxxp Karl, hope you have the WSJ’s full 5 volume set of their Whitewater editorials on the shelf next to that.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 14:44 (five years ago) link

oooof, i'm so glad to have never read a single one of those editorials during that era

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 14:54 (five years ago) link

Clarence Thomas is on the Supreme Court but his reputation is in the trash can

To whom? Not to conservatives who think he's the new Rufus Peckham. Reputation doesn't matter to these people.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 15:01 (five years ago) link

“incredible new U.S.-Mexico-Canada agreement called USMCA.” = INUSMCA

not USMC

| (Latham Green), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 15:08 (five years ago) link

Here's a new one: NRCC ad that dramatically portrays a woman who's unable to visit a doctor because Medicare for All has become law. https://t.co/SrOLsf06VX

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) October 2, 2018

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 15:11 (five years ago) link

Bart already lost his Harvard gig under pressure, and his position on the circuit court is threatened if he withdraws for legal/ethical reasons.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 15:20 (five years ago) link

no it's not. who's going to remove him? and he would be withdrawing "for his family," not for legal/ethical reasons.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 15:21 (five years ago) link

“But the administration did not offer this dire forecast, premised on the idea that the world will fail to cut its greenhouse gas emissions, as part of an argument to combat climate change. Just the opposite: The analysis assumes the planet’s fate is already sealed.“

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/trump-administration-sees-a-7-degree-rise-in-global-temperatures-by-2100/2018/09/27/b9c6fada-bb45-11e8-bdc0-90f81cc58c5d_story.html

Great stuff.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 15:36 (five years ago) link

this man is a red flag porcupine

| (Latham Green), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 15:38 (five years ago) link

Older anti-Reaganites thought nuts like James Watt had precisely this in mind: these Christians thought the world was doomed anyway, so why not hasten its demise?

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 15:38 (five years ago) link

W used to say "I'll be gone, you'll be gone"

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 15:40 (five years ago) link

That doomsday theology stuff seems as antithetical to decent government as like taliban ideology

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 15:43 (five years ago) link

With enough Florence's and Sandy's this failure of an administration will be voted out. Hopefully not too late, but honestly human self-destruction seems likely if not in this way tham in a nuclear winter. Other biota will survive and nature will say "well THAT species didn't work out!"

| (Latham Green), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 15:45 (five years ago) link

This is why I'm trying to get humans to mars NOW!

| (Latham Green), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 15:45 (five years ago) link

It’s such a disgrace that we haven’t been able to lead the world in the move to renewable energy. It’s not designing time machines, the technological challenges are surmountable with enough politica will.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 15:49 (five years ago) link

Lovelock's Gaia theory seems to hinge upon an objective homeostatic force taht wouldn't value human above anything else that was messing up the ability for the planet to heal itself and might just remove anything that was causing too much danger.
He has a thing about the world feeling as easy in a state of lengthy ice age as one that would nourish the human race.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link

That sounds fake. I think we could solve this problem (or could have — maybe the time has passed) if it wasn’t for capitalism and its demand for constant growth in the short term.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 15:54 (five years ago) link

Indeed, China is leading the way on renewable energy! Of all places, the middle kingdom.

| (Latham Green), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 15:55 (five years ago) link

And also lazy short sighted politicians

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 15:55 (five years ago) link

How can the people protect themselves from terrible leaders!

| (Latham Green), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 15:55 (five years ago) link

Honestly i think the recklessness on this front is some sick death drive shit. It demands a psychoanalytic explanation because there’s never been a real reason to not address this. Investing in green technology would have created jobs, it would have liberated us from dependence on places like Saudi Arabia, it was just win win win win win

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:00 (five years ago) link

And republicans wouldn’t move an inch.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:00 (five years ago) link

And not all of these guys really believe jesus is coming back. They don’t behave as if they truly fear god. It’s a con.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:01 (five years ago) link

Dr. c, we might be talking past one another. I am not talking about the excuse he gives, I just mean that if he drops out because of so many irrefutable instances of lying, doesn't that open him up to disbarment? Impeachment?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link

I think he’d say that he’s not doing it bc of that, it’s to spare his family from the Witch Hunt

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link

sure. But it's already been established that it doesn't matter what he says. He is gambling for the illusion of exoneration, by way of Investigation or by way of appointment to the Supreme Court.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:13 (five years ago) link

The real power structure of the world revolves around powerful money - of course - our democracy is an afterthought - look at the "new nafta" - it has strong similarities to whatever the TPP was supposed to be - these decisions are made without concern for the common person or the future of the earth - why develop green technologies ? what money is in it?

Its so cynical and yet when do voters ever get a real choice, a democrat who really will cause radical break ups and regulations and reign in the "free market" - hopefully this November!

| (Latham Green), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:15 (five years ago) link

huge percentage, more than half the international student body, almost 6000 students, and they pay full tuition

The university I'm at had the most Chinese undergraduate students in the country a few years ago and it's tapered off a bit but there's still like 3,500 of them, paying 40K in tuition and fees which is $140,000,000 to the university every year. Not to mention all the housing, restaurants, and grocery stores (and luxury car dealers) that cater to them. It would be catastrophic to lose that.

joygoat, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:18 (five years ago) link

I just mean that if he drops out because of so many irrefutable instances of lying, doesn't that open him up to disbarment? Impeachment?

It opens by one millimeter a door that has to be opened 3 feet to pass through.

WmC, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link

I just mean that if he drops out because of so many irrefutable instances of lying, doesn't that open him up to disbarment? Impeachment?

impeachment from his current job or from the court would require a majority vote in the House; removal would then require a 2/3 majority in the senate. i don't see that happening. disbarment i don't know about but is there any requirement that sitting judges, or any judges, be bar-licensed lawyers? afaik, if he were disbarred, that would just become one of the arguments used in favor of impeachment, and one easily dismissed as "clearly the american bar association has joined the left-wing smear campaign against this good man."

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:27 (five years ago) link

I consider Geddy Lee NSFW

Its so blatant and obvious that our congress is beholden to bribery - is this what the founding fathers intended? PEPSICOLA making the laws?
When is there ever any serous talk of campaign finance reform? Of course at this point it seems evern foreign governments can buy our government so I guess its never going to get any better.

| (Latham Green), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:27 (five years ago) link

I like where this is going.

Now do the "Lock and Key" video!

xxp

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link

here's a relief:

Sen. Bill Nelson voting no for Kavanaugh because of his "temperament" and "it was very apparent by the way he conducted himself in interviews by the way I asked 6 times, the White House did not make hims available .. The testimony of Dr. Ford was compelling. It was real..."

— Marc Caputo (@MarcACaputo) October 2, 2018

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:32 (five years ago) link

He was no on Gorsuch too.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:32 (five years ago) link

You can bet if there is ever another challenge to this bullshit "citizen's united" decision he is going to drink a huge COORS and vote that corporations can give as many billions of dollars as they need to win elections

| (Latham Green), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link

Oh sweet do COORS come in huge now?

Evan, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:37 (five years ago) link

Yeah there's a new "Kavanagh Kegger" size - 20oz

| (Latham Green), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:43 (five years ago) link

https://poll.qu.edu/national/release-detail?ReleaseID=2574

Collins pushing for Swetnick accusations to be investigated + Flake's recent public comments makes me think tide may be turning for the crucial swing votes.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 17:04 (five years ago) link

“I was very troubled by the tone of the remarks,” Flake said of Kavanaugh’s Thursday performance before the Senate Judiciary Committee.

“The interaction with the members was sharp and partisan, and that concerns me,” he added. “I tell myself, you give a little leeway because of what he’s been through. But on the other hand, we can’t have this on the court. We simply can’t.”

The Atlantic’s Elaina Plott later asked Flake about the comment, which was made during a joint interview with Sen. Chris Coons (D-DE) at The Atlantic Festival.

Did it mean he wouldn’t vote to confirm Kavanaugh, even if the FBI cleared Kavanaugh of the sexual misconduct allegations against him? Plott reported that she asked Flake.

“I didn’t say that,” a “rattled” Flake responded, per Plott. “I wasn’t referring to him,” Flake added.

----

lol

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 17:10 (five years ago) link

That doomsday theology stuff seems as antithetical to decent government as like taliban ideology

clash of fundamentalisms baby

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 17:11 (five years ago) link

he was obviously talking about RBG. watch it ginsburg, flake is keeping an eye on your tone

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 17:11 (five years ago) link

Other biota will survive and nature will say "well THAT species didn't work out!"

In other words, hurry down doomsday, the bugs are taking over

https://youtu.be/fyAyUxMvMXk

Dancing with the Tsars (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 17:18 (five years ago) link

I preefer Talking heads "Nothing but Flowers"

MEANWHILE AT SCOTUS

https://www.pressherald.com/2018/10/01/frog-divides-supreme-court/

| (Latham Green), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 17:23 (five years ago) link

flakes very much in character

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 17:41 (five years ago) link

It’s only Tuesday??

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 17:42 (five years ago) link

Two pieces of mail delivered to the Pentagon mail facility on Monday have initially tested positive for ricin, according to a US defense official. The two suspicious envelopes were addressed to Secretary of Defense James Mattis and to Chief of Naval Operations, Admiral John Richardson, the official told CNN.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 18:08 (five years ago) link

It’s only Tuesday??

Next week will be even longer.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 18:11 (five years ago) link

Sen. @JeffFlake on Judge #Kavanaugh: "The interaction with the members was sharp and partisan and that concerns me. And I tell myself you give a little leeway because of what he's been through. But, on the other hand, we can't have this on the Court. We simply can't." pic.twitter.com/0horDp9iGn

— CSPAN (@cspan) October 2, 2018

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 18:15 (five years ago) link

And David Brock has a few things to share

Brett and I were part of a close circle of cold, cynical and ambitious hard-right operatives being groomed by GOP elders for much bigger roles in politics, government and media. And it’s those controversial associations that should give members of the Senate and the American public serious pause.

Call it Kavanaugh's cabal: There was his colleague on the Starr investigation, Alex Azar, now the Secretary of Health and Human Services. Mark Paoletta is now chief counsel to Vice President Mike Pence; House anti-Clinton gumshoe Barbara Comstock is now a Republican member of Congress. Future Fox News personalities Laura Ingraham and Tucker Carlson were there with Ann Coulter, now a best-selling author, and internet provocateur Matt Drudge.

At one time or another, each of them partied at my Georgetown townhouse amid much booze and a thick air of cigar smoke. In a rough division of labor, Kavanaugh played the role of lawyer — one of the sharp young minds recruited by the Federalist Society to infiltrate the federal judiciary with true believers. Through that network, Kavanaugh was mentored by D.C. Appeals Court Judge Laurence Silberman, known among his colleagues for planting leaks in the press for partisan advantage.

When, as I came to know, Kavanaugh took on the role of designated leaker to the press of sensitive information from Starr's operation, we all laughed that Larry had taught him well. (Of course, that sort of political opportunism by a prosecutor is at best unethical, if not illegal.)
Another compatriot was George Conway (now Kellyanne's husband), who led a secretive group of right-wing lawyers — we called them "the elves" — who worked behind the scenes directing the litigation team of Paula Jones, who had sued Clinton for sexual harassment. I knew then that information was flowing quietly from the Jones team via Conway to Starr's office — and also that Conway's go-to man was none other than Brett Kavanaugh.

That critical flow of inside information allowed Starr, in effect, to set a perjury trap for Clinton, laying the foundation for a crazed national political crisis and an unjust impeachment over a consensual affair....

etc

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 18:22 (five years ago) link

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/409483-suspicious-substance-discovered-in-envelope-sent-to-pentagon

man they're recycling plot points from earlier seasons now, getting lazy programmers

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link

Another onetime senior employee at Renaissance recalls hearing [Robert] Mercer downplay the dangers posed by nuclear war. Mercer, speaking of the atomic bombs that the U.S. dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, argued that, outside of the immediate blast zones, the radiation actually made Japanese citizens healthier. The National Academy of Sciences has found no evidence to support this notion. Nevertheless, according to the onetime employee, Mercer, who is a proponent of nuclear power, “was very excited about the idea, and felt that it meant nuclear accidents weren’t such a big deal.”

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link

xxxpost
Flake probably referring to the behavior, not to the man

Bnad, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 18:44 (five years ago) link

OMG alfred I read that as “David Brooks” and had a heart attack and died.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:01 (five years ago) link

David Brock is a weirder guy than David Brooks

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link

Mercer: that which does not kill me makes me a moron

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:04 (five years ago) link

And a worse person. He wrote a book defaming Anita Hill. Almost forgot

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:04 (five years ago) link

He apologized for it. Brooks has never apologized for anything.

President Keyes, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link

He never did anything as bad—he just writes columns and gets interviewed on NPR. Brock is an extremely untrustworthy character. Switching from a hard right political mercenary to an equivalent position on the left is very strange. If you really had that radical a change of heart you’d leave politics because you’d recognize that your judgment isn’t to be trusted.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:08 (five years ago) link

He’s an opportunist.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:09 (five years ago) link

where's the

A YEARLONG @NYTIMES INVESTIGATION INTO TRUMP’S TAXES JUST DROPPED https://t.co/22oWnOa0LK

— Sam Dolnick (@samdolnick) October 2, 2018

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:13 (five years ago) link

Oh man, i want to read this right now so bad. Tempted to just wuit my job and run to the nearest coffee shop.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:14 (five years ago) link

before the NY Times fails

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:18 (five years ago) link

The Times’s findings raise new questions about Mr. Trump’s refusal to release his income tax returns, breaking with decades of practice by past presidents. According to tax experts, it is unlikely that Mr. Trump would be vulnerable to criminal prosecution for helping his parents evade taxes, because the acts happened too long ago and are past the statute of limitations. There is no time limit, however, on civil fines for tax fraud.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:19 (five years ago) link

i don't think it will amount to anything beyond trump being upset that everyone now knows he got his money from daddy

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:20 (five years ago) link

Love to know who exactly they're dragging here:

“I built what I built myself,” Mr. Trump has said, a narrative that was long amplified by often-credulous coverage from news organizations, including The Times.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:20 (five years ago) link

But a lawyer for Mr. Trump, Charles J. Harder, provided a written statement on Monday, one day after The Times sent a detailed description of its findings. “The New York Times’s allegations of fraud and tax evasion are 100 percent false, and highly defamatory,”

ah, yes, this piece of shit again

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:23 (five years ago) link

100%, huh?

Freddy "Boom Boom" QAnon (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:32 (five years ago) link

more and more the old man seems like King Lear - will ivanka or Baron be the first to instigate war?

| (Latham Green), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:34 (five years ago) link

Gosh, imagine if the Times had been able to spare a couple of reporters for this assignment back in late 2015 and early 2016.

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:34 (five years ago) link

How long have they been working on it?

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:36 (five years ago) link

President Trump: "It's a very scary time for young men in America when you can be guilty of something that you may not be guilty of."

Full video here: https://t.co/eIalSfbn4x pic.twitter.com/QOIB2tE8DF

— CSPAN (@cspan) October 2, 2018

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link

Here is what can be said with certainty: Had Mr. Trump done nothing but invest the money his father gave him in an index fund that tracks the Standard & Poor’s 500, he would be worth $1.96 billion today. As for that $1 million loan, Fred Trump actually lent him at least $60.7 million, or $140 million in today’s dollars, The Times found.

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link

none of these tax returns are recent, correct? the interesting bit isn't so much how he "built" his empire but how he managed to recover after going broke over and over again

frogbs, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:44 (five years ago) link

Yeah thats where the dodgy russian mob stuff is supposed to come in

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:00 (five years ago) link

By age 3, Mr. Trump was earning $200,000 a year in today’s dollars from his father’s empire. He was a millionaire by age 8. By the time he was 17, his father had given him part ownership of a 52-unit apartment building. Soon after Mr. Trump graduated from college, he was receiving the equivalent of $1 million a year from his father. The money increased with the years, to more than $5 million annually in his 40s and 50s.

Fred Trump’s real estate empire was not just scores of apartment buildings. It was also a mountain of cash, tens of millions of dollars in profits building up inside his businesses, banking records show. In one six-year span, from 1988 through 1993, Fred Trump reported $109.7 million in total income, now equivalent to $210.7 million. It was not unusual for tens of millions in Treasury bills and certificates of deposit to flow through his personal bank accounts each month.

I really can't more of this

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:01 (five years ago) link

otm

absolutely unthinkable that the illegal behavior between Fred and Donald Trump described in the NY Times article is not happening with Donald Trump and his own children

— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) October 2, 2018

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:03 (five years ago) link

In an interview, Mr. Von Ancken said that because neither he nor The Times had the working papers that described how he arrived at his valuations, there was simply no way to evaluate the methodologies behind his numbers. “There would be explanations within the appraisals to justify all the values,” he said, adding, “Basically, when we prepare these things, we feel that these are going to be presented to the Internal Revenue Service for their review, and they better be right.”

The I.R.S. determined that the Trumps’ assets were worth $57.1 million, 38 percent more than the couple had claimed. From the perspective of an I.R.S. auditor, pulling in nearly $5 million in additional revenue could be considered a good day’s work. For the Trumps, getting the I.R.S. to agree that Fred Trump’s properties were worth only $57.1 million was a triumph.

Cool fucking system.

jmm, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:18 (five years ago) link

"That makes me smart"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:20 (five years ago) link

this all reminds me of that The State sketch, where the warden says the only way out of prison is to walk out the open gate, but that the open gate is "off limits", and is shocked when an inmate escapes that way for the first time.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:21 (five years ago) link

tbf every super-rich american family does this estate tax-avoidance stuff (and i'll bet the scheme to fuck over new york city renters is not unique either)

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:24 (five years ago) link

the longest of the long cons.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:25 (five years ago) link

SCHUMER: of Dems take over the Senate, we will have to look at setting the SCOTUS nominee requirement back up to 60 votes

— Lisa Desjardins (@LisaDNews) October 2, 2018

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:28 (five years ago) link

smdh

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:29 (five years ago) link

he should promise to only do that under a Democratic president just to be extra fair

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:29 (five years ago) link

any chance of him being challenged for his leadership position?

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:30 (five years ago) link

in other "failing to read the room" news:

Nancy Pelosi Not On Board With Impeaching Brett Kavanaugh “That would not be my plan.”

sleeve, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:34 (five years ago) link

I like the artful use of the passive voice though. "It's not my plan, but, hey, if y'all are considering it, I might play!"

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link

ha, true

sleeve, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link

self-made
u just affiliated

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:57 (five years ago) link

That NYT story is pretty thorough, and shouldn't be hand-waved away with "all rich people do this." There are a bunch of straight-up illegal activities detailed in the story, though mostly (AFAICT) past the statute of limitations.

DJI, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 21:20 (five years ago) link

I’m sure he continued to do similar things in recent years

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 21:21 (five years ago) link

You've convinced me, he shouldn't be president.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 21:22 (five years ago) link

it definitely does answer the question of how someone so incredibly inept and moronic could have any sort of "business" success whatsoever. I always assumed this guy had *some* sort of business acumen back in the 80's

frogbs, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 21:26 (five years ago) link

But a lawyer for Mr. Trump, Charles J. Harder, provided a written statement on Monday, one day after The Times sent a detailed description of its findings. “The New York Times’s allegations of fraud and tax evasion are 100 percent false, and highly defamatory,”

so much of his defense for all the various scandals going on amounts to "nuh uh."

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 21:28 (five years ago) link

Oh I missed that. nvm.

DJI, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 21:29 (five years ago) link

CHARLES J. HARDER

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 21:36 (five years ago) link

CHAZ HARDSLAB

Dan I., Tuesday, 2 October 2018 21:40 (five years ago) link

Stump Beefknot esq

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 21:42 (five years ago) link

…I'm hearing from my producers that it's actually "Beefknob", I regret the error

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link

What my father really gave me is a good (great) brain, motivation and the benefit of his experience-unlike the haters and losers (lazy!).

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 29, 2013

frogbs, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link

lol

these lazy losers who didn't get $413 million from their fathers

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 21:48 (five years ago) link

I was too lazy to ask my dad

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 21:52 (five years ago) link

I haven't read the story but I know of one particular reporter who's about to connect a lot of dots this week

One story I'm looking back at today: this @propublica story about @realDonaldTrump selling condos to Eric Trump in 2016 for much below market price in April 2016. https://t.co/MMz4rBkyEI https://t.co/iMkFgYmAFZ

— David Fahrenthold (@Fahrenthold) October 2, 2018

frogbs, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 21:59 (five years ago) link

Yeah that...wait.

In 80s letter preemptively leaked to Federalist, Kavanaugh reportedly suggested to Beach Week friends that they "warn the neighbors that we’re loud, obnoxious drunks with prolific pukers among us" https://t.co/SiERhqFWO6

— Jon Swaine (@jonswaine) October 2, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:01 (five years ago) link

Sensitive stomach bro give him a break

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:02 (five years ago) link

it is kinda funny how none of this came out about Gorsuch, as Harris pointed out

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:03 (five years ago) link

xpost Oh, I'm sorry.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:03 (five years ago) link

Seriously, what the shit

lol amazing, ”brett was the most organized designated rager coordinator” pic.twitter.com/azfiEzjAqd

— Kilgore Trout (@KT_So_It_Goes) October 2, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:04 (five years ago) link

what talent!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:05 (five years ago) link

surely this diplomatic talent will make him the Brennan of the right when he joins the Court

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:06 (five years ago) link

Bork would have never

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:06 (five years ago) link

T or F: if, during his second hearing, brett kavanaugh would have just admitted that he drank way too much during his youth and did a bunch of things he regretted doing, he'd be sailing toward a confirmation right now despite the whole him being a sexual assaulter thing

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:07 (five years ago) link

Absolutely true.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:07 (five years ago) link

Hell, he'd already be sworn in at this point.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:07 (five years ago) link

kiiiiind of ironic that a candidate for the highest court in the land didn't understand how important it was to tell the truth

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:10 (five years ago) link

Or to shut up and not incriminate yourself at the very least

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:11 (five years ago) link

someone ask him if he likes big butts

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:12 (five years ago) link

someone ask Clarence Thomas

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:12 (five years ago) link

Seriously, one of the creepier parts about one of Jeffrey Toobin's recent books about SCOTUS was learning that Thomas kept a framed photo of a former clerk and her female companion on his desk; Toobin adduced it as an example of his warmth.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:13 (five years ago) link

"he drank way too much during his youth and did a bunch of things he regretted doing" is kind of the narrative the Dems are trying to push though

still I agree that it would've been a vastly preferable strategy, given the sheer amount of "holy shit Brett K lied about a lot on Thursday" takes I've seen these last couple days. the "he said she said" thing doesn't work when one party obviously has something to hide.

frogbs, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:15 (five years ago) link

It's the coverup, etc.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:25 (five years ago) link

not convinced that any republican has any strategy beyond "triggering the libs" to be honest

dub pilates (rushomancy), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:28 (five years ago) link

big bucks no cucks trump 2020

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:29 (five years ago) link

occurs to me to mention that I actually organized a post-HS-graduation beach week for a dozen friends of mine. Of course it was a completely teetotal LAN party at a beach rental, with parental chaperones. It was a lot of fun!

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:31 (five years ago) link

is Beach Week really less of a "thing" outside greater DC? Would've assumed it was popular anywhere within driving distance of a beach

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:31 (five years ago) link

a letter was sent to trump, too?

The substance in the president’s letter is suspected to be ricin and it’s believed to be connected to the Pentagon letter, I’m told.

— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) October 2, 2018

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:33 (five years ago) link

Huckleberry's gone entirely round the bend

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) released a statement on Tuesday calling on President Donald Trump to renominate alleged sexual abuser Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court should his current nomination fail.

Graham opened by sharing his admiration and empathy for Kavanaugh and his family, imploring other senators to “not quit on him,” before diving into the senator’s suggestion to the president.

“I believe Judge Kavanaugh will be confirmed to the Supreme Court very soon,” Graham said. “However, if his nomination were to fall short, I would encourage President Trump to re-nominate Judge Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court. It would ― in effect ― be appealing the Senate’s verdict directly to the American people.”

Graham also noted that the midterm elections are “only 35 days away” and “a new group of senators” might view Kavanaugh’s nomination “very differently after hearing from the voters in their states.”

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:36 (five years ago) link

lol, please listen to graham and renominate kavanaugh if he doesn't get confirmed, that's a fantastic idea

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:39 (five years ago) link

I did think that Kavanaugh's frequent protesting about the fact that he went to Georgetown and Yale hurt his case a lot, since every truly crazy party I've been to during my HS/college years was at a rich/privileged school like that. the house parties my buddies threw in high school were mostly centered around kitchen table drinking games and a single case of Busch Light.

frogbs, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:39 (five years ago) link

hell, I went to one party in grad school and when they served Absolut and Welch's cranberry juice I wept with gratitude.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:41 (five years ago) link

come on...a football player at a prep school involved with heavy drinking and sexual assault? that dog don't hunt.

omar little, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:44 (five years ago) link

My friends who went to privileged DC area private schools have been mocking the guy relentlessly, right down to Mark Judge's choice of hideout.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:45 (five years ago) link

Anyone call him Barf Kavanaugh yet?

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:45 (five years ago) link

is Beach Week really less of a "thing" outside greater DC? Would've assumed it was popular anywhere within driving distance of a beach


I went to G’town Prep and can confirm it was a huge deal there. My move was to tell parents I was going and use that time to attend Dead shows. Stoner ftw.

tobo73, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:46 (five years ago) link

My prep school had a strict zero tolerance policy for underage drinking—1 strike expulsion—because... their reputation was almost destroyed during the hazy eighties

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:46 (five years ago) link

we have lots of beaches in California, I've never heard of "beach week"

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:48 (five years ago) link

Yeah this is such an East Coast thing.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:48 (five years ago) link

I forgot we didn’t invite you to ILX beach week.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:48 (five years ago) link

The best part of the yearbook by far was “Rehoboth Police Department Fan Club.” I don’t know why that’s not getting more play.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:49 (five years ago) link

Grew up Philly area, people went to the Jersey Shore. My understanding is DC area went to Bethany and other Delaware beaches.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:50 (five years ago) link

Exclusive: We obtained a handwritten 1983 letter that Brett Kavanaugh wrote to his high school buddies: "We're loud, obnoxious drunks with prolific pukers among us." My story with @katekelly @RebeccaRuiz @SteveEder https://t.co/wLkn7T5nlL

— David Enrich (@davidenrich) October 2, 2018

JoeStork, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:50 (five years ago) link

yeah but her emails

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:50 (five years ago) link

FFFFF,

Bart

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link

fuck

Dan S, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link

Love Rehoboth.

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:54 (five years ago) link

1) he signed his letter "bart", lol
2) remember his excuse about the "FFFFFFFFourth of July" reference in the yearbook? that a friend of theirs would stretch out the F's when he said a certain word? god, this is all so dumb

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:54 (five years ago) link

i lived a six-hour drive away and still went to ocean city, md for a week

had a good time, but man what a terrible idea

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:54 (five years ago) link

I want to hear about bret’s sick run ins with the cops there and whether they were chill or not

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:55 (five years ago) link

Maybe it’s just me but stories like these play into the narrative of “fake news” and theNYT’s agenda. They prove nothing and come across as piling on not to mention missing the point.

I wish more of the coverage were based on his clearly partisan comments on Thursday. That point alone should merit disqualification regardless of his sexual and/or drunken history. I believe lawyers call it the principle of “actual or apparent conflict.”

tobo73, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:56 (five years ago) link

The fact that he lied so much is relevant

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:57 (five years ago) link

I don’t care that he drank a lot. I am frequently wasted when I post to ilx. (Working on changing this).

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:57 (five years ago) link

I don't know, I don't think that NYT article is missing the point

Dan S, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:58 (five years ago) link

My parents were pretty lenient with me in high school, but no fucking way they would green light (much less fund) a week a at beach house sans parental supervision. I don't recall any Beach Week thing in high school (Pittsburgh) but I guess I went to a lamer high school than mookie ;)

There was definitely a Beach Week for seniors in college between end of exams and graduation. I stayed on campus and worked THANK GOD.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:59 (five years ago) link

anti-Clinton gumshoe Barbara Comstock is now a Republican member of Congress.

Not for long. She is about to lose bigly. And I will cackle with juvenile glee.

And since there have been many xxxps I will just say it's really touching how the blue-collar Red State MAGA hat diner bubbas are totally going all out in support of the guy who went to Georgetown Prep sand Yale Law and vacationed at Rehoboth.

Dancing with the Tsars (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:00 (five years ago) link

I hear you; maybe it’s just making the same point for the millionth time.

tobo73, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:00 (five years ago) link

Yeah.

Also the obnoxious, loutish, fuck the police drunk he seems to be is different than just a little buzz. He wasn’t Buzz O’Kavanaugh. It does show a character flaw.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:00 (five years ago) link

just the signing of the the letter FFFFF, bart, and the lying about what it means in the hearing disqualifies him

what an awful person. we're going to make him our next supreme court justice?

Dan S, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:07 (five years ago) link

So is it confirmed avenatti was right that this is a reference to date rape?

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:08 (five years ago) link

actually maybe the FFFFF really is about their friend stuttering, according to the NYT article. kinda weird and unfunny and mean to their "friend", but probably in character

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:10 (five years ago) link

maybe I'm misinterpreting it

Dan S, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:21 (five years ago) link

The vibes of mid-Atlantic beaches are very particular, and it is an area of interest to me. I am still a little boggled about the specific choice of Rehoboth for this preppy kegger crew.

Fwiw I have been going to Rehoboth annually since my precambrian childhood; indeed I was just there a few weeks ago. Then as now, it's about 40% gay and 40% families with young children; 20% everybody else (Amish, Balmer folks, occasional Philly goombahs).

There is a small but loud 20-something party crowd, but it's not really a great destination for teenagers, unless their parents bring them.

Downscale partiers go to Dewey Beach. Families that prefer a quieter vibe go to Bethany. Cape May (NJ) has a a quainter, politer vibe, while simultaneously being very New Jersey.

Anyway the ultimate destination for yr true bacchanalian reveler is Ocean City (Maryland) and always has been.

Why did Bart and Squi and Jughead (or whatever) choose the gayest beach south of Fire Island, and one of the most stroller-friendly? I have an answer, but I will withhold it for now.

Dancing with the Tsars (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:25 (five years ago) link

My friends who went to DC area private schools in the first half of the ‘80s/knew guys who did say the FFFF thing was in a song by the Mentors, a band fratty douchebros really liked because of that song.

suzy, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:35 (five years ago) link

Yeah it’s absolutely weird that they didn’t go to Ocean City

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:37 (five years ago) link

Maybe they all were really nostalgic for Funland, like me.

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:37 (five years ago) link

the only time I spent at Rehoboth Beach was with.....David Brock! about 18 years ago I was briefly friends with him, and I spent a weekend at his house there, around the time of his conversion from right to left. I hated his book about Hill but it was hard to hate him as a person

Dan S, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:38 (five years ago) link

Silby gets it.

Dancing with the Tsars (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:38 (five years ago) link

the only time I spent at Rehoboth Beach was with.....David Brock! about 18 years ago I was briefly friends with him

Wait hold on

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:39 (five years ago) link

Sounds like a fair number of G'town Prep families may have had beach homes in Rehoboth, so kids would have access to family homes?

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:39 (five years ago) link

xpost I mean not that I'm asking you to tell yer life story but how did that all happen!

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:39 (five years ago) link

YMP have you camped at Cape Henlopen State Park before? We did that several times and it's a real winner for a quiet stay. Nice little walk through the pines and past the old Army installation to the beach.

I don't get up there anymore b/c of living in Seattle.

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:39 (five years ago) link

xp I was friends at the time with his best friend from Berkeley

Dan S, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:42 (five years ago) link

boy am I sorry I looked up the lyrics to that song, suzy

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:42 (five years ago) link

quincie do you go to the beach

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:42 (five years ago) link

We went there (Henlopen)! Official high school senior trip.

we went to Rehobeth, Bethany and Dewey as a family.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:43 (five years ago) link

I went to the beach this year! It was in Nicaragua.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:43 (five years ago) link

the letter is about a condo in Ocean City though?

Number None, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:43 (five years ago) link

xxpost I've been in DC for like 15 years and have never made it to the Delaware/MD beaches. Not really feeling keen on them atm.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:44 (five years ago) link

tobo otm

BK kinda has admitted drinking excessively and regretting behavior. i thought we were going after him for sexual assault (and lying about his actions in the Bush years, which the gen public doesnt care about).

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:44 (five years ago) link

that mentors song came out in 1985. i definitely saw the phrase “findum, fuckum, and flee” on playground graffiti.

xp

maura, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:45 (five years ago) link

I have heard enough Dewey stories from former Dewey group house bros that I an def never renting a place there.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:46 (five years ago) link

I love camping at Cape Henlopen. Good times.

Anyway Quincie is on the right track. The Bart crowd wanted to party, obv, but they also weren't very creative or adventurous about it.

They went where their parents already had houses, yes. But more to the point they went where their parents took them when they were kids. Their wildness always and only happened inside their rich white preppy-ass comfort zone. Sad!

Oh and, their parents totally let them have the keys to their vacation houses, eschew eschewed chaperoning, and looked the other way. many even bought the keys. Because Beach Week. Privilege is a hell of a drug, yo.

Dancing with the Tsars (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:50 (five years ago) link

My friends who went to DC area private schools in the first half of the ‘80s/knew guys who did say the FFFF thing was in a song by the Mentors, a band fratty douchebros really liked because of that song.

― suzy, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 9:35 AM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink


In my head I’m just substituting ‘boobs in California’ from jimmy schmidt and assuming that’s all I need to know.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:52 (five years ago) link

the only time I spent at Rehoboth Beach was with.....David Brock! about 18 years ago I was briefly friends with him, and I spent a weekend at his house there, around the time of his conversion from right to left. I hated his book about Hill but it was hard to hate him as a person

― Dan S, Tuesday, October 2, 2018 7:38 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dude; what?

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:53 (five years ago) link

he wasn't terrible

Dan S, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:54 (five years ago) link

Crud, that got garbled by kindletyping

I mean bought the kegs.

The parents in question figured they had good enough lawyers and they also dgaf

Also kinda amazed by the Brock story

Dancing with the Tsars (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:54 (five years ago) link

hmmm, i wd've hated him as a person

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:54 (five years ago) link

I thought the Mentors song refered to an earlier usage. Or was a song based around an existing saying rather than one they coined.
I was thinking that I was mainly aware of them years later, late 80s rather than early.

Singer El Duce may be more infamous as somebody accused of killing Kurt Cobain or rumoured to be hired to do so.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:55 (five years ago) link

tobo otm

BK kinda has admitted drinking excessively and regretting behavior. i thought we were going after him for sexual assault (and lying about his actions in the Bush years, which the gen public doesnt care about).

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 9:44 AM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I hate that the pyrometer details of drunken escapees are being used as a smoke screen for the actually bad stuff and being used to reinforce the utterly odious ‘boys will be boys’ narrative that seems to go along with this.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:56 (five years ago) link

I still don’t trust David Brock.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:56 (five years ago) link

Drunken escapees

New band name thx

Dancing with the Tsars (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:57 (five years ago) link

I don't totally, either, but he's on our side

xp morbs, I would have thought I would too

Dan S, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:58 (five years ago) link

Oh, the beach. Haven't been in four years now, but next summer? Heck yes.

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 00:00 (five years ago) link

lmao https://acculturated.com/poptimism-killed-intelligent-rock-music/

maura, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 00:29 (five years ago) link

crossing the streams sorry

maura, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 00:29 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb0W0lHCVQA

omar little, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 00:29 (five years ago) link

@ morbs - the drinking is one way back towards the assault claims. Kav spent half his hearing time denying he'd ever been a drinker to the point of blacking out or forgetting things, to the point where he was making up insultingly implausible garbage to paint himself as a saintly little college boy who just liked a little beer now and then, like any true american. proving that this was completely absurd makes his story less plausible and corroborates a detail shared in the accounts of all of his accusers (thus supporting the point that they are remarkably consistent and also not generic).

as a bonus it proves he lied to the senate. in any universe where collins and murkowski vote "no" to protect themselves on the center, they'll have cover to protect themselves on the right: "I was totally all set to vote yes on this great constitutional originalist but I was deeply disturbed that he would lie to my colleagues in the senate."

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 00:31 (five years ago) link

Mindy Moderate's speechwriers aren't quite so perspicacious.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 00:37 (five years ago) link

I keep seeing "Mindy" itt and I'm like who?

Ditto "Huckleberry," which confuses me because of the two Huckabees in the news, and "Huckleberry" is neither.

Fwiw I have no trouble with Yertle and Yam. But after a web there are just too many people in the news and it's enough just to keep track of all the real names. Gah.

Dancing with the Tsars (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 00:42 (five years ago) link

Web = while, Christ I need to go buy a computer

Dancing with the Tsars (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 00:43 (five years ago) link

actually all the nicknames are stupid and ppl should stop already

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 00:45 (five years ago) link

Huckleberry = Lindsey Graham
Mindy = Murkowski?

DJI, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 00:47 (five years ago) link

Maybe I'm completely wrong.

DJI, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 00:47 (five years ago) link

Great job America

The video of Trump mocking Christine Blasey Ford’s testimony at his rally. Remember, aides were initially surprised at his restraint on the matter. pic.twitter.com/p75xQrDeJD

— andrew kaczynski🧐 (@KFILE) October 3, 2018

frogbs, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 00:49 (five years ago) link

Mindy moderate is collins
Huckleberry is graham

I think both come from Charles Pierce at Esquire

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 00:51 (five years ago) link

Huckleberry = Lindsey Graham
Mindy = Murkowski?

― DJI, Tuesday, October 2, 2018 8:47 PM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Maybe I'm completely wrong.

― DJI, Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Huckleberry is Charles Pierce's

Mindy is mine.

And they're not stupid.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 00:55 (five years ago) link

I don't give a fuck what I call Lindsey Graham, nor should you.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 00:55 (five years ago) link

goddammit why did i watch that video

princess of hell (BradNelson), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 00:59 (five years ago) link

( had one beer

Dan S, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 01:05 (five years ago) link

I enjoy a tipple every now and then

Dancing with the Tsars (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 01:13 (five years ago) link

the FFFF thing was in a song by the Mentors, a band fratty douchebros really liked because of that song.

I didn't know anyone liked the Mentors, and I saw the Mentors live. (They opened for the Revolting Cocks, a Ministry side project that, at the show I attended, had more women dancing onstage than dudes playing instruments.)

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 01:23 (five years ago) link

Why is Elton John holding up a pink sign at that rally?

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 01:26 (five years ago) link

he's still standing!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 01:28 (five years ago) link

Mukowski Lisas and Red Hatters

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 01:34 (five years ago) link

a mentors fan on the supreme court

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 01:47 (five years ago) link

Iove maura's posts crossing the streams

Dan S, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 02:10 (five years ago) link

cool

Diane Feinstein threatens to vote in favor of Kavanaugh's confirmation if voters annoy her.

Listen to her say, "I'm a vote on your side. Don't lose it."#BelieveSurvivors #MeToo #StopKavanaugh https://t.co/pLpUdaltCQ

— 🕉 Scap🌹☮ (@scapelliti) October 2, 2018

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 02:17 (five years ago) link

you can call various senators whatever you like, but it's precisely as witty as forks' replace-Trump-with-Drumpf plugin. and at least he didn't have to explain it

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 02:19 (five years ago) link

the only one of these nicknames that is funny is bart

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 02:24 (five years ago) link

none of the nicknames are ever funny. Christ all the fuckin dem bloggers calling Bush "Shrub" for eight years. sterling effort there

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 02:30 (five years ago) link

C-Plus Augustus is better, admittedly.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 02:38 (five years ago) link

can we all at least agree that Drumpf is the least funny

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 02:39 (five years ago) link

still like the diaper don nickname for jr.

21st savagery fox (m bison), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 02:40 (five years ago) link

xp that reading of Feinstein's comment is incredibly disingenuous.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 02:40 (five years ago) link

Codepink protesting Feinstein for some reason. Why is everyone thinking about Feinstein all the time https://t.co/bPThUoLBWb

— Quinoa🖕Appropriator (@MattAlwaysWrong) October 3, 2018

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 02:43 (five years ago) link

Let’s wear goofy costumes and annoy the lady who agrees with us and who the right wing is also currently attacking for trying protect the privacy of a sexual assault survivor.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 02:50 (five years ago) link

that’s a dumb reading of what she says yeah

omar little, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 02:50 (five years ago) link

how should it be read o sages

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 02:52 (five years ago) link

my nicknames are funny bcz i employ them sparingly

Feinstein is a pain in the ass

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 02:53 (five years ago) link

xpost With some pragmatism as a opposed to the perennially unemployed Canadian view

lion in winter, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 02:54 (five years ago) link

Cot damn

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 03:00 (five years ago) link

I think I've been unemployed for about two months out of the last four years but go off king

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 03:00 (five years ago) link

Here we go again

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 03:03 (five years ago) link

nah I'm out, sorry for responding / encouraging at all, duly FPing myself

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 03:05 (five years ago) link

i fp'd lion in winter

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 03:05 (five years ago) link

Simon take a break

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 03:06 (five years ago) link

Everyone take a break it’s bedtime

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 03:07 (five years ago) link

"I had one beer. These are really evil people." FUCK him

Dan S, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 03:08 (five years ago) link

what the hell? he was attacked by a puritan minister banging on about the wickedness of the unemployed

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 03:10 (five years ago) link

simon that is

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 03:12 (five years ago) link

one named after a middlebrow royal sitcom of a play, no less

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 03:19 (five years ago) link

none of the nicknames are ever funny. Christ all the fuckin dem bloggers calling Bush "Shrub" for eight years. sterling effort there

― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi)

just dropping in to co-sign this

sleeve, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 03:47 (five years ago) link

I feel the need for special drugs to deal with the rage I’m feeling at the entire Kavanaugh situation (Trump’s latest comments included).

Sometimes I can laugh. Sometimes I can brush shit off as mere “trolling”. Not tonight. This is not funny, and yes, consider me “trolled”.

Fuck this bullshit.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 04:09 (five years ago) link

Yeah me too and I realize I was a prick but I don’t regret it

I drove my wife to a clinic in Boulder last year for an abortion she could only get there (they killed the Kansan) at 8 months for a ‘non-viable’ pregnancy. It cost $18000 and a lot of our sanity for a long time, so anyone nitpicking the pushback against that smug fratboy fuck or whoever follows him, well I don’t care. It matters. I can tell you who else was in the waiting room; I can tell you why they pay the nurses a lot; I can also tell you why I had to drive to Denver at 100mph after the procedure because Boulder Hospital has been feuding with the clinic for years and they wanted to make sure my wife’s preeclampsia was actually addressed.

Anyway — I only post here when I’m mad or drinking and neither is helpful. But I can’t stand righteousness in the face of lived lives.

lion in winter, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 05:40 (five years ago) link

that's horrible liw, sorry to hear you and your wife had to go through that

Dan S, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 05:59 (five years ago) link

it's ok we did and it's perverse that there's nowhere else in the country to go, dr. warren hern is 80 -- but i do want to apologize for always overreacting when i do chime in. i don't think i'd be very good at the day to day calmness of this place. but i think it's one of the most heartwarming places on the internet.

there's a lot to be said for a community of people who trust each other and have successfully self-regulated for decades.

i'm either busy or mad, and neither adds much to the world. i don't mind though, i have a life with r, my work and my dog.

lion in winter, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 06:19 (five years ago) link

well since there's some radio silence: fuck brett kavanaugh. it's enough to assume the SC is deeply, deeply partisan, it's another thing to toss judicial legitimacy out of the window at the same time that tent camps for kidnapped undocumented kids and the primacy of cypriot bank accounts are drawing new national boundaries.

when the times today admitted they were 'credulous' about trump's self-made man claim, i thought actually no, it's too late. whatever can be done should be done now -- protests above all -- because, as much as people think it's cool to harp on process losing legitimacy (brexit started with maastricht) it's tough to fill that blank. same with the kids. the damage is done and the idea that an election will turn it around (a la shakey) is naive.

above is a tangent; a loss of collective faith in the possibility of judicial authority bodes really badly.

lion in winter, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 06:47 (five years ago) link

i can't judge the drunkenness, but fuck a dick waving rapist

lion in winter, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 06:53 (five years ago) link

I thought the Collins nickname derived at least partially from who the other moderate republican vote on women's issues is. Not sure if it would be what it is if you couldn't make the coupling Murk and Mindy from it.
Though alliterative nicknames are a thing and have been for years.
& not sure if there is another reason for it beiong specifically Mindy. Would assume that that was supposed to be a stereotypical name for a MOR MIdwest housewife type from a certain era.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 08:59 (five years ago) link

The GOP is already pushing this very heavily, ignoring all the stuff Kavanaugh lied about of course.

BREAKING: Fox’s @johnrobertsFox obtains letter from Ford ex-boyfriend alleging: dated for 6 yrs, never told of sex assault, Ford coached friend on taking polygraph, flew frequently w/o expressing any fear of flying/tight spaces/limited exits. Doesn’t want to b/c “involved”. pic.twitter.com/jVeW0qaJD0

— Shannon Bream (@ShannonBream) October 3, 2018


Prosecutor Rachel Mitchell: "Have you ever given tips or advice to somebody who was looking to take a polygraph test?"

Christine Blasey Ford: "Never." pic.twitter.com/k5Pm424f22

— Ryan Saavedra 🇺🇸 (@RealSaavedra) September 30, 2018

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 09:40 (five years ago) link

I think it's inevitable that a set up that's as partisan as this hearing and its consequences have become, at least from teh republican side, is going to be trying to poke holes in the alleged victims story. Unfortunatet#ly that's while ignoring the massive holes in the alleged perpetrator's story. Oh & the protocols for how this entire nomination/confiramtion is carried out from the start.

Wonder if any other party at any other point would put forward the person who was already notorious for writing opinions on the lack of culpability of a sitting President as the next candidate for the SCOTUS. Might think that was a reason to think twice in the first place, quite apart from everything else that has come up since.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 10:51 (five years ago) link

Times is justifiably proud but unjustifiably smug about its big tax expose. Where was this 3 years ago? What's new? Except that it's too late? I cancelled my subscription last week after one too many unforced errors with major repercussions, esp. that bullshit Rosenstein story, as well as that ill-conceived Ford Twitter poll they tried to run. Felt a little bad, because the rest of the paper is good. But I've really been enjoying the Washington Post these days.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 12:09 (five years ago) link

none of the nicknames work, either. the smart people better leave them to the GOP. it's not like comrade combover beat crooked hillary or anything

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 12:21 (five years ago) link

That's because everyone amplified Trump's idiotic nicknames while we were mocking him and them. Joke's on us.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 12:42 (five years ago) link

Collins is not Midwestern btw.

Her first name is Susan.

psychocandy fairweather low spark of high (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 12:52 (five years ago) link

I dont feel the need for nicknames for those people. In terms of trump, no name is more abhorrent to me at this point than the name trump—the word itself is an insult or more specificallt an obscenity.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 12:59 (five years ago) link

Drumpf and Yam make him seem more likable—a vaguely ridiculous archie bunker type, which is what bannon said he thought was trump’s appeal. In reality he is a true sociopath spending his last decades on earth tearing apart the nation that gave him everything he ever wanted.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 13:03 (five years ago) link

xp point I was trying to make was more that there is a stereotypically bland middle of the road type which in trying to build up the picture for I used midwestern when it's more white bread, average, characterless, wishy washy.
& I might be getting the inference intended a bit off but that's what I would take Mindy Moderate to boil down to.

Possibly also not able to take on a policy for their own driven reasons but just to go along with the herd or the position one is expected to take.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 13:05 (five years ago) link

are we still discussing this

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 13:09 (five years ago) link

People certainly have just been.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 13:14 (five years ago) link

"Trump" means fart and has always meant fart so there is no need to give him a funny nickname, even if Drumpf was funny.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 13:27 (five years ago) link

Oh, look, the appraiser who reportedly cooked the numbers so the Trumps could cheat the tax authorities out of 50 to 75 percent of the proper valuation is "a favorite of New York City’s big real estate families" pic.twitter.com/aiC1vYk0Ro

— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) October 3, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 14:15 (five years ago) link

Seems like an extremely broken system if people can do this without fearing their spot could be blown up at any moment by an audit

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 14:19 (five years ago) link

Yeah seriously why is nobody digging into that?

Xp

DJI, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 14:29 (five years ago) link

Is it something that is likey to be triggered by an investigation into the Trump Orgainisation, that people look further into the corrupt setting taht it was operating in.
THough yeah would be good if it was something that was monitored in a way that prevented distortion of that kind.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 14:32 (five years ago) link

Calling people by dismissive or insulting nicknames is a form of micro aggression, or actual aggression, and should not be encouraged. Even if any of these were momentarily amusing, which they were not, the practice creates a model for a climate of hostility in many other real environments that are difficult for people to navigate and manage. DO NOT CALL our president stupid, dismissive nicknames. It is dumb, and the problems he has created are too real to risk popular acceptance. Resist. But only in sincere, meaningful, and EFFECTIVE ways.

Hunt3r, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 14:39 (five years ago) link

Why give him a nickname if you can call him an imbecile?

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 14:41 (five years ago) link

It’s ok to be aggressive, micro or otherwise, against the worst person in the entire world.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 14:43 (five years ago) link

Harder to go viral that way

xp

Evan, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 14:43 (five years ago) link

The nicknames are bad but he deserves as much respect as he gives to others, which is to say none. Jesus would even agree in this specific case.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 14:44 (five years ago) link

lol that's a new level of hyperbole even for you

sleeve, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link

Who cares what ol nail-hands doofus-ix thinks

Evan, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link

and lo jesus said unto them, 'fuck trump lmao'

shrek and han solo kinda dress the same (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 14:47 (five years ago) link

It’s true. Check ur gnostic gospels

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 14:49 (five years ago) link

Yeah seriously why is nobody digging into that?

Probably at least somewhat because of this, coincidentally published in the NY Times the day before the Trump article:

I.R.S. Tax Fraud Cases Plummet After Budget Cuts

early rejecter, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 14:58 (five years ago) link

can anyone decipher this

The Failing New York Times did something I have never seen done before. They used the concept of “time value of money” in doing a very old, boring and often told hit piece on me. Added up, this means that 97% of their stories on me are bad. Never recovered from bad election call!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 3, 2018

i understand what "time value of money" is...and i don't think he does

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 14:58 (five years ago) link

Thesis: nicknames are lame and suck
Antithesis: if we waste time thinking about how effective nicknames are trump WINS
synthesis : please kill me

Hunt3r, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 14:59 (five years ago) link

is it just me or is that tweet, somehow, measurably less coherent than his usual? we're approaching "colorless green ideas sleep furiously" territory.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 15:00 (five years ago) link

That time value tweet is too meta-trump to be actually trump imo. It is amazingly stupid tho
Xp

Hunt3r, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 15:02 (five years ago) link

obviously the time spent illegally transferring all that money was equal to that much money so it evens out and is legal

circa1916, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 15:04 (five years ago) link

i know that he's just trying to make a joke using a financial/policy term. but in doing so he conflates at least 3 different concepts, mixes measuring units, and the joke makes no sense

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 15:07 (five years ago) link

nicknames are beneath the dignity of many here. they are not effective. fortunately while 2scoops is president* we still have charles pierce

https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a23579738/donald-trump-mock-christine-blasey-ford-sexual-assault/

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 15:07 (five years ago) link

Calling people by dismissive or insulting nicknames is a form of micro aggression, or actual aggression, and should not be encouraged. Even if any of these were momentarily amusing, which they were not, the practice creates a model for a climate of hostility in many other real environments that are difficult for people to navigate and manage. DO NOT CALL our president stupid, dismissive nicknames. It is dumb, and the problems he has created are too real to risk popular acceptance. Resist. But only in sincere, meaningful, and EFFECTIVE ways.

― Hunt3r, Wednesday, October 3, 2018 10:39 AM (twenty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i agree with this

it bothers me even more when people excoriate evil men and women via aspects of their physical appearance. mitch mcconell is not evil because he looks like a turtle

i am more than okay with specific value negative slurs such as piece of shit, garbage person, worthless stain etc

valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 15:08 (five years ago) link

“mitch mcconell is not evil because he looks like a turtle”

turtlegangers are good not evil

Hunt3r, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 15:16 (five years ago) link

giving you all annoying nicknames FYI

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 15:17 (five years ago) link

My wild guess is that he's talking about the figure "$413 million in today’s dollars" and is confused.

jmm, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 15:20 (five years ago) link

tweet reads like it's from trump_ebooks

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 15:25 (five years ago) link

Hey, at least his handlers stopped him tweeting “it was actually only $xm in the money of the day”

michaellambert, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 15:25 (five years ago) link

Trump bein his usual assholish self is a good thing in this case, cuz it makes it harder for the Senate swing votes to support his nominee. Keep it up, asshole!

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 15:41 (five years ago) link

I kinda don't care about NYT's "bombshell" tbh - it's too late, it confirms what anybody paying attention already knew/suspected, and it won't get prosecuted (if at all) until well after he's already gone from office.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link

Graham defends Trump's insulting of Dr. Ford last night. "Everything he said was factual," he says. "This is what you get when you go through a trailer park with a 00 bill." Audience gasps. Somebody in my row: "Are you fucking kidding me?"

— Rob Pegoraro (@robpegoraro) October 3, 2018

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link

lol @ this code

"This is what you get when you go through a trailer park with a $100 bill."

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link

to be fair that's a james carville line

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_value_of_money. trump appears to argue that the story boils down to: he's rich now because he made money early in life.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 16:07 (five years ago) link

"This is what you get when you go through a trailer park with a $100 bill."

A tenured psychology professor?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 16:13 (five years ago) link

"Upstairs, downstairs, where was it? I don’t know,” Mr. Trump said, as the crowd applauded. “But I had one beer. That’s the only thing I remember.”
"Everything he said was factual"
"Upstairs, downstairs, where was it? I don’t know,” Mr. Trump said, as the crowd applauded. “But I had one beer. That’s the only thing I remember.”
"Everything he said was factual"
"Upstairs, downstairs, where was it? I don’t know,” Mr. Trump said, as the crowd applauded. “But I had one beer. That’s the only thing I remember.”
"Everything he said was factual"
"Upstairs, downstairs, where was it? I don’t know,” Mr. Trump said, as the crowd applauded. “But I had one beer. That’s the only thing I remember.”
"Everything he said was factual"
"Upstairs, downstairs, where was it? I don’t know,” Mr. Trump said, as the crowd applauded. “But I had one beer. That’s the only thing I remember.”
"Everything he said was factual"

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link

republcians hate women and constituents of theirs that happen to live in trailer parks

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 16:15 (five years ago) link

is it just me or did lindsey graham totally lose his fucking mind after mccain died? he's always been bad but i wouldn't have put him in the inner circle of hell until this fall

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link

It seems like he needs a big shot to latch onto and now he’s all in for trump

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link

It is his nature to be a sidekick

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link

"I don't like what the president said last night," Sen. Lindsey Graham says about Pres. Trump's mockery of Dr. Ford at a rally.

Booed by the audience when he says Kavanaugh "was treated like crap," Graham responds, "Yeah, well boo yourself." https://t.co/03Z8GCYmx6 pic.twitter.com/WqrTvSEZhn

— ABC News (@ABC) October 3, 2018

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 16:20 (five years ago) link

sick burn, Aunt Pittypat

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 16:26 (five years ago) link

this is silly and anecdotal, but it seems like in recent years it's become more common and acceptable to boo or heckle public figures in public, on camera, at events where people once sat quietly. public heckling of public figures used to lead to the shaming of the public figure, both at the moment it occurred and afterward, in accounts of the event. that all seems to have changed. now the heckling and the booing is more common, but it's also standard practice for the person being booed to essentially say "fuck you" and move on. if a joe wilson type would yell "you lie!" at trump during a state of the union, for example, instead of sternly looking back at him, trump would be expected to say "no, you're the liar, and you're lucky i don't tell the lying media about what you did, you know what you did, a lot of people are saying that you did that, but i'm not going to say that because i'm a nice guy", or whatever. trump takes hitting back to the extreme, of course, but his childishness seems to have spread to other politicians in ways that were once unthinkable

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 16:27 (five years ago) link

I think Graham has been promised a 2020 cabinet position by Trump

He said captain, I said wot (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 16:32 (five years ago) link

Is he afraid to lose his senate seat? I’d rather be a senstor than work for Trump and get the jeff sessions treatment

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link

remember when Republicans were aghast that Obama would weigh in on black men getting murdered cause it wasn't right for the President to involve himself with ongoing investigations? lol

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 16:34 (five years ago) link

i think he's really into the idea of becoming secretary of defense and getting to do smart and realistic things like convincing china to assassinate kim jong un and replace him with a US-controlled puppet

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link

^^^

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link

he wants out of the Senate and sees Trump as his ticket to the executive branch

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link

lindsay graham wants to live his dream of incinerating random poor brown people around the world like he's been pining for for decades

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 17:11 (five years ago) link

My friends who went to DC area private schools in the first half of the ‘80s/knew guys who did say the FFFF thing was in a song by the Mentors, a band fratty douchebros really liked because of that song.

― suzy, Tuesday, October 2, 2018 11:35 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow this is basically a (obviously gross) stoner metal song not what i expected

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 17:29 (five years ago) link

DO NOT CALL our president stupid, dismissive nicknames. It is dumb, and the problems he has created are too real to risk popular acceptance. Resist. But only in sincere, meaningful, and EFFECTIVE ways.

― Hunt3r, Wednesday, October 3, 2018 2:39 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what is this, 2003

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link

i mean if someone is trying to actively harm me and my loved ones and people I do not know but know to be on my wavelength I'm going to kick them in the nuts, fair fight or not. the complaint is just that all ur nicknames suck imo

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 17:38 (five years ago) link

but hey ive helped start this debate again...

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 17:38 (five years ago) link

friendly fire is very helpful. i'm sure that if ideologically-sympathetic non-"conservatives" tell each other off enough the GOP will lose this time

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 17:41 (five years ago) link

Question for those who might know better than me: Here in NJ I'm seeing lots of TV ads about what a piece of shit Bob Menendez is (which he kinda is), and lots of ads about what a swell guy Bob Hugin is (he's not, he's a rich pharma scumbag), but no pro-Menendez ads at all. Either he thinks he's got it in the bag, polls be damned, or he's already surrendered. Does anybody know which it is?

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link

Bush Jr was the proper level of patronizing dismissiveness without sounding like nails on a chalkboard IMO

louise ck (milo z), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 17:45 (five years ago) link

This FiveThirtyEight piece says things look bad for Menendez, but it's the only thing I've really read about the race.

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 17:46 (five years ago) link

I thought Ford’s testimony might stick because she went to a superior private school to BK, obviously posh etc so Graham can GTF with the trailer park shit.

suzy, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 17:48 (five years ago) link

It’s disgusting to imply, as graham did, that people with less money and education are more likely to lie

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 17:58 (five years ago) link

Fuck that trailer park comment. Fuck people who make similar comments about ghettoes and projects, like the countrywide (i think) lenders who called their subprime borrowers “mud people”

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 17:58 (five years ago) link

this was the last thing I'd read about Menendez: https://www.politico.com/states/new-jersey/story/2018/09/16/bob-menendezs-political-fight-for-survival-609491

If the Democrats were running literally anyone else they would have this in the bag, kinda wish Menendez had resigned or been convicted so that the seat was open.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 17:59 (five years ago) link

This country sucks. The rich benefit enormously from a predatory economic system and then turn around and spit on the people they stepped over. Graham’s comment was not just offensive to Blasey Ford—who after all is upper class—but to everyone

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 18:00 (five years ago) link

welcome to the world treeship

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 18:04 (five years ago) link

are you day drinking

j., Wednesday, 3 October 2018 18:07 (five years ago) link

"This country sucks. The rich benefit enormously from a predatory economic system and then turn around and spit on the people they stepped over. Graham’s comment was not just offensive to Blasey Ford—who after all is upper class—but to everyone"

The only reason that open rebellion has nto occurred si the middle class is too content with NFL beer and cookies - but if things get worse you will see more political upsets - more Bernie "new deal" types

| (Latham Green), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 18:20 (five years ago) link

just received an obnoxious "Presidential Alert" test on my phone

Dan S, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 18:22 (five years ago) link

commiserate w/us over here

the presidnet just called me

sleeve, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 18:25 (five years ago) link

Tiffany Trump Receives First Ever Text From Father https://t.co/GRuTbsKfTF

— The Hard Times (@REALpunknews) October 3, 2018

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link

Menendez +11 in a poll just released today, his average advantage is +6.8 points in recent polls per fivethirtyeight.com

Bnad, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link

why has this shit been rebranded as a "presidential alert"? they have had these FEMA alerts before. Ego?

akm, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 18:30 (five years ago) link

this was the last thing I'd read about Menendez: https://www.politico.com/states/new-jersey/story/2018/09/16/bob-menendezs-political-fight-for-survival-609491

If the Democrats were running literally anyone else they would have this in the bag, kinda wish Menendez had resigned or been convicted so that the seat was open.

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, October 3, 2018 1:59 PM (fifty-one minutes ago)

yeah it fucking sucks i have to hold my nose and vote for this shithead

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link

Guys, he meant to press the Diet Coke button, and pressed the presidential alert button instead.

psychocandy fairweather low spark of high (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 18:53 (five years ago) link

Menendez held back the ads after he saw Shakey's post this summer that he can't lose.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:06 (five years ago) link

Re dumb Trump nicknames: one that I'm surprised doesn't turn up more often (ever?) is Tramp, as this is the actual back-transcription of the Russian spelling of his name, До́нальд Джон Трамп.

anatol_merklich, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:38 (five years ago) link

"You probably don't even have 25 cents..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKlCA0-Arks

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:43 (five years ago) link

Certain to vote in '18, based on late-Sept. Gallup poll:
65+ 82%
50-64 69%
30-49 55%
18-29 26% <----- 🚨https://t.co/KDFFg2xhI8

— Justin Levitt (@_justinlevitt_) October 3, 2018

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link

god damn that's depressing

sleeve, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:23 (five years ago) link

at this point it's about what I would expect. Youth turnout is always low.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:26 (five years ago) link

We need to combine voting with fortnite somehow

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:31 (five years ago) link

or BEACH WEEK

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:34 (five years ago) link

Q. why is it always treated like a surprise that most people under 30 don’t care about voting

A. because people who pay attention to likely voter polling data are nerds who totally voted as soon as they turned 18

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:34 (five years ago) link

jeez what are we gonna do to turn out all those people under 30 that love having landlines & answering cell calls from strange numbers

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:35 (five years ago) link

haha xp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:35 (five years ago) link

xp true

sleeve, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link

how can we get the young people to pokemon go to the polls

frogbs, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link

i didn't post that to surprise anyone

i just like to have specific numbers at hand when i make fun of young people for not voting

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:48 (five years ago) link

need a voting app

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:49 (five years ago) link

we need nicknames for those apathetic young voters

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:49 (five years ago) link

i call the young people whippersnappers

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:52 (five years ago) link

I'm curious how many of you live in states/districts where your vote can matter this election?
Since I vote absentee in OR, all I get to do is reelect a popular Dem representative, and I'm bummed I can't express my rage more voluminously.

rob, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link

Im still registered in new jersey so i guess i have to vote for menendez

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 21:18 (five years ago) link

in case you ever wanted to read the 1983 georgetown prep yearbook: https://archive.org/details/cupola-1983/page/n0

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 21:18 (five years ago) link

I get to vote against Paul Gosar and for Sinema, pretty stoked

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 21:22 (five years ago) link

just lmao that they're burying this Kavanaugh FBI report even though they rushed through it in like 3 days and didn't even interview any of the victims

frogbs, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 21:31 (five years ago) link

just hope someone leaks the write up on this farce at some point

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 21:36 (five years ago) link

Did it end early? Heard it was being talked about not going on beyond today, would think they might try to make it look like something was done. Revolting

Stevolende, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 21:38 (five years ago) link

Don't want to bury the lede, though, which is that North Dakota looks like a really difficult slog for Heitkamp and that makes the Dems' senate math very hard.

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) October 3, 2018

bad news on multiple levels (i assume that heitkamp will be more motivated to vote to confirm kavanaugh the more that she falls behind)

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 22:22 (five years ago) link

Where were the damn priests when that yearbook was put together? What status-conscious parent thought this was a fine idea?

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 22:25 (five years ago) link

I'd rather HH vote down Kavanaugh now than win re-election I think

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 22:30 (five years ago) link

agreed

sleeve, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 22:32 (five years ago) link

if we pick up Arizona or Tennessee or *fingers crossed* Texas and lose ND I won't really give a fuck

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 22:33 (five years ago) link

and yeah I would rather have Kavanaugh off the court than a Dem Senate at this point

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 22:33 (five years ago) link

Florida is still looking decent too -- better than North Dakota.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 22:40 (five years ago) link

that's not a pickup though

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 22:42 (five years ago) link

I'd rather have Bill Nelson in the Senate than Rick Scott, and Gillum in the governor's seat than either.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link

at this point I am not very worried about the Trump Dem states (WV, ID, FL, MT) and it looks like there are good pickup opportunities in at least a couple states if we lose Heitkamp or McCaskill. I haven't seen much recent polling on the latter but I assume she's in as tough a spot as Heitkamp.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 22:44 (five years ago) link

Q. why is it always treated like a surprise that most people under 30 don’t care about voting

A. because people who pay attention to likely voter polling data are nerds who totally voted as soon as they turned 18

this is brutally otm

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 22:56 (five years ago) link

republicans can eat my drafty cunt

maura, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 23:51 (five years ago) link

every single one of them. i don’t care. if you’re aligning with them now you hate anyone who isn’t a straight white male with money. it’s that simple

maura, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 23:52 (five years ago) link

Clarence Thomas: Perjured himself to the Senate regarding his interactions with Anita Hill. Incredibly enough, Thomas is now the Republican appointee with the least problematic claim to his seat on the Court.

John Roberts: On the Court only because the 2000 presidential election was hijacked in favor of the Republican candidate, who lost both the popular and electoral vote, by five justices put on the Court by Republican presidents. Personally helped steal that election.

Samuel Alito: Ditto, minus the personal participation in Bush v. Gore.

Neil Gorsuch: Sits in SCOTUS seat stolen by Mitch McConnell. Appointed by a president who lost the popular vote by three million ballots, despite conspiring with a foreign power to steal the election.

Brett Kavanaugh: Flagrant perjurer (his testimony made Clarence Thomas’s lies seem modest by comparison). Appointed originally to the federal bench via the same stolen election that put Roberts and Alito on the Court. Like John Roberts, participated directly in the theft of that election.

http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2018/10/kavanaugh-confirmed-every-single-gop-justice-scotus-will-appointed-illegitimately

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 23:53 (five years ago) link

every single one of them. i don’t care. if you’re aligning with them now you hate anyone who isn’t a straight white male with money. it’s that simple


100%. Never been more rage-driven to vote in my life. Wish I was in a state that mattered this election, but itching to deeply blacken every anti R circle nonetheless.

circa1916, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 23:59 (five years ago) link

So the NYT published a list from hundreds of law professors asking the Senate to deny Kav the confirmation, but what's the point? The GOP loves pissing off elites.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 October 2018 00:05 (five years ago) link

their point is a good one though, he isn't impartial and doesn't have the temperament necessary to be a supreme court justice

Dan S, Thursday, 4 October 2018 00:13 (five years ago) link

So the NYT published a list from hundreds of law professors asking the Senate to deny Kav the confirmation, but what's the point? The GOP /loves/ pissing off elites.


only after claiming their institutional bona fides as reasons to listen to them

maura, Thursday, 4 October 2018 00:16 (five years ago) link

I know, but I had a flashback to a similar point in 2016 when the foreign policy and GOP elite said they could not endorse Trump. It made no difference.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 October 2018 00:18 (five years ago) link

If the letter moves Flake-Murk-Mindy into voting no, then I'll eat this coffee mug in front of me.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 October 2018 00:19 (five years ago) link

lol

Dan S, Thursday, 4 October 2018 00:20 (five years ago) link

really wish there had been a violent resistance to the 2000 election theft at this point (well, then too)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 October 2018 00:45 (five years ago) link

One copy of the FBI report. No more than an hour to review it. No ability for any follow up. Then a rushed vote.

For 2 years, McConnell has been carefully and purposefully breaking the Senate. This is the final blow. No comity or tradition left. It’s just about power politics.

— Chris Murphy (@ChrisMurphyCT) October 3, 2018

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 00:49 (five years ago) link

complete bullshit, especially since the fbi didn't bother / wasn't allowed to adequately investigate

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 00:49 (five years ago) link

don't understand, was this arranged so there wouldn't be leaks?

Dan S, Thursday, 4 October 2018 00:50 (five years ago) link

I'm living abroad but home district in VA has a good chance of going red to blue this year, so I'm voting super early and tripling checking my vote goes through (and then probably bugging some friends)

Vinnie, Thursday, 4 October 2018 00:55 (five years ago) link

The FBI report is set to arrive in the Senate the same day Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) is expected to tee up a key procedural vote advancing Kavanaugh’s nomination for Friday. Until that vote, senators will be rushing in and out of a secure facility at the Capitol to review the sensitive FBI report that the bureau has compiled, looking into allegations of sexual misconduct against Kavanaugh.

Two Senate officials say the report will be available at a sensitive compartmented information facility, or SCIF, in the Capitol Visitor Center, a secure room designed for senators to review sensitive or classified material. Just one physical copy of the report will be available and only to senators and a small group of cleared committee staffers.

Politics
White House prepares to send new FBI report on Kavanaugh to Senate as tensions grow
'Wrong, vile, appalling': Trump mocking Ford spurs outrage
President Trump's comments mocking Christine Blasey Ford's testimony on her allegation against Brett M. Kavanaugh caused widespread backlash. (Jenny Starrs /The Washington Post)

By Seung Min Kim ,
John Wagner and
Josh Dawsey
October 3 at 8:11 PM
The White House prepared late Wednesday to send the FBI’s completed report on Supreme Court nominee Brett M. Kavanaugh to the Senate, as partisan rancor continued to grow over the scope of the investigation into sexual assault allegations that have endangered his confirmation.

The latest FBI probe updating Kavanaugh’s background check was set to arrive Wednesday night on Capitol Hill, according to two people familiar with its release. White House officials have been briefed on the FBI’s findings, the people said.

The developments came as Senate Democrats opened a new front in their objections to the investigations of Kavanaugh’s conduct, suggesting in a letter to Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Charles E. Grassley (R-Iowa) that past FBI background checks of Kavanaugh include evidence of inappropriate behavior, without disclosing specifics.

The letter, signed by eight of the 10 Democrats on the Judiciary Committee, challenged the accuracy of a tweet from the committee’s Republican staff on Tuesday that said: “Nowhere in any of these six FBI reports, which the committee has reviewed on a bipartisan basis, was there ever a whiff of ANY issue — at all — related in any way to inappropriate sexual behavior or alcohol abuse.”

The Democrats said the information in the tweet is “not accurate,” urging the GOP to correct it.

“It is troubling that the committee majority has characterized information from Judge Kavanaugh’s confidential background investigation on Twitter, as that information is confidential and not subject to public release,” the Democrats, led by Sen. Richard J. Durbin (D-Ill.), wrote to Grassley. “If the committee majority is going to violate that confidentiality and characterize this background investigation publicly, you must at least be honest about it.”


Supreme Court nominee Brett M. Kavanaugh testifies before the Senate Judiciary Committee last month. (Tom Williams/AP)
The two committee Democrats who did not sign the letter were Sens. Christopher A. Coons (Del.) and Amy Klobuchar (Minn.).

Grassley’s staff responded on Twitter that “nothing in the tweet is inaccurate or misleading.”

“The committee stands by its statement, which is completely truthful,” the committee Republicans said. “More baseless innuendo and more false smears from Senate Democrats.”

The FBI report is set to arrive in the Senate the same day Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) is expected to tee up a key procedural vote advancing Kavanaugh’s nomination for Friday. Until that vote, senators will be rushing in and out of a secure facility at the Capitol to review the sensitive FBI report that the bureau has compiled, looking into allegations of sexual misconduct against Kavanaugh.

[Trump mocks Kavanaugh accuser Christine Blasey Ford]

Trump's impression of Kavanaugh accuser is one of many demeaning impersonations
Behind President Trump's impression of Supreme Court nominee’s accuser is a pattern of demeaning impersonations. (Drea Cornejo/The Washington Post)

Two Senate officials say the report will be available at a sensitive compartmented information facility, or SCIF, in the Capitol Visitor Center, a secure room designed for senators to review sensitive or classified material. Just one physical copy of the report will be available and only to senators and a small group of cleared committee staffers.

The two parties will take turns having access to the FBI report in shifts, according to a senior Senate official. For example, Republicans will spend an hour with the report from 8 a.m. until 9 a.m. Thursday, then Democrats will have an hour with the report. It will rotate throughout the rest of the day Thursday and potentially into Friday, with senators being briefed by staff members simultaneously.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/flake-says-trumps-mocking-of-ford-at-political-rally-was-kind-of-appalling/2018/10/03/286c3dba-c6f4-11e8-b1ed-1d2d65b86d0c_story.html

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 00:56 (five years ago) link

ugh, sorry. the copy and paste accidentally included way too much, captions, random shit

when copy and paste goes horribly wrong

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 00:57 (five years ago) link

i meant to include just the first pair and last pair of paragraphs

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 00:57 (five years ago) link

at this point I feel like I've gone through all of the stages of grief over the kavanaugh nomination, except hope/acceptance

Dan S, Thursday, 4 October 2018 00:59 (five years ago) link

I think I'm gonna stick with anger for the foreseeable future

sleeve, Thursday, 4 October 2018 01:00 (five years ago) link

when copy and paste goes horribly wrong

― Karl Malone,

it's okay, boo, so did the Senate

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 October 2018 01:03 (five years ago) link

sleeve that's the right response I think

xp so it does sound like they want to prevent leaks

Dan S, Thursday, 4 October 2018 01:04 (five years ago) link

I suspect that there will be a leak of some kind before week's end.

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 4 October 2018 01:49 (five years ago) link

I'm about to take one brb

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 October 2018 01:50 (five years ago) link

lol

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 4 October 2018 01:50 (five years ago) link

Someone tell maggie haberman

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 October 2018 01:51 (five years ago) link

senior aides are telling me that tensions are rising as the door to the oval office bathroom has become...unhinged

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 01:55 (five years ago) link

I mean, I don’t know what’s not enraging any more but that LGM post is def enraging. I need a nazi to punch.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 4 October 2018 01:56 (five years ago) link

the rage factor increases by 1.5 when you consider how much gerrymandering has tilted things in the GOP's direction, especially in state legislatures. also the whole "blatantly trying to prevent people from voting while convincing their own base that rampant voter fraud is a real problem" thing

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 02:00 (five years ago) link

as a functionally disenfranchised citizen I can tell you that rage is fine as long as you show up. All I have anymore, really, is faith in you. Make them suffer for all of this.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 October 2018 02:41 (five years ago) link

Sometimes I wonder if my choice to live here is partially driven by a desire to never feel like a loser again - I can point to the Capitol from my house, and I can say, “not my fault”

El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 October 2018 02:44 (five years ago) link

we will definitely show up

Dan S, Thursday, 4 October 2018 02:47 (five years ago) link

If all US ilxors moved to a key swing state we could change the course of history!

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 4 October 2018 02:51 (five years ago) link

For all my snide shitpostery im with tombot, and most of you i think, as well.

Hunt3r, Thursday, 4 October 2018 03:32 (five years ago) link

xp no because fuck texas

El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 October 2018 03:34 (five years ago) link

going to be voting in TN if my driver's license & voter registration card don't go missing like the other 2/3 of things we've tried to have mailed to us here

maximum derek borchardt (crüt), Thursday, 4 October 2018 03:36 (five years ago) link

we shouldn't fuck texas, I'm still hoping beto can win

Dan S, Thursday, 4 October 2018 03:40 (five years ago) link

Until i was like 45 yeah, but now i know/am aware/have learned of many legit texans and will ally.

Hunt3r, Thursday, 4 October 2018 03:46 (five years ago) link

im in tx, beto fever is real

21st savagery fox (m bison), Thursday, 4 October 2018 03:50 (five years ago) link

Dr. Christine Blasey Ford's counsel has issued the following statement: pic.twitter.com/xfVZOKdKjH

— Melissa Schwartz (@MSchwartz3) October 4, 2018

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 4 October 2018 04:00 (five years ago) link

profoundly disappointed, yes

Dan S, Thursday, 4 October 2018 04:08 (five years ago) link

i 90% think that the bullshit "investigation" is an excuse for republicans to confirm him while citing that the a investigation (which they will undoubtedly call "thorough") failed to find evidence of kavanaugh's wrongdoing. it would be a specious argument, of course, but they wouldn't be called out on it by state television and everyone else on their side will be too busy owning the libs to care.

i 10% think that the bullshit "investigation" is purposefully the worst investigation of all time so that a) kavanaugh can be denied his confirmation in a way that allows him to save face, with democrats as the villains rather than kavanaugh shamefully rescinding his nomination, allowing republicans to paint democrats as the villains who denied a good man his deserved seat based off of nothing but their petty criticism of a thorough fbi investigation that found no wrongdoing

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 04:10 (five years ago) link

when lindsey graham called this shit "the twilight zone" he was totally right

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 04:11 (five years ago) link

Texas is fine politically for most part if you're in an urban center...it's a number of suburbs and pretty much all rural areas that fuck stuff up.

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 October 2018 04:40 (five years ago) link

This 'investigation' is just another instance of the GOP smugly baring their asses at law and civil society, which I hope they recognize will at some point provoke extra-legal responses from their constituents. You can only shove your middle finger in people's faces so many times before somebody snaps that shit right off your hand.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 04:45 (five years ago) link

I mean, seemingly. If you live exclusively in the Fox-Sphere like all these people do, they’re doing righteous work.

circa1916, Thursday, 4 October 2018 04:58 (five years ago) link

Only faith I have, looking at precedent (always Watergate, not much analogous here), is this shit could take years.

Like if there ISN’T some retribution here, this country’s essentially done.

circa1916, Thursday, 4 October 2018 05:17 (five years ago) link

I'm strongly hoping for real changes in Texas, I feel like we're right on the cusp. It pisses me off to no end that I live in Austin, yet I'm stuck with a Republican rep because they gerrymandered the fuck out of the city. Surely a wave election could fix some of that.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 4 October 2018 05:34 (five years ago) link

Previously anonymous New Yorker source agrees to be named, and he is Kavanaugh’s former suitemate at Yale—now a religious history professor. https://t.co/gujwWPXxxX pic.twitter.com/orzqefF8lF

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) October 4, 2018

Dan S, Thursday, 4 October 2018 05:58 (five years ago) link

sorry didn't to blast with such bold type

Dan S, Thursday, 4 October 2018 06:00 (five years ago) link

*mean to

Dan S, Thursday, 4 October 2018 06:03 (five years ago) link

according to Daniel Dale he says he hasn't been able to get in touch with the FBI

Dan S, Thursday, 4 October 2018 06:10 (five years ago) link

If all US ilxors moved to a key swing state we could change the course of history!

not if you're one of the worst of the worst who was put in a bin before being picked out to get sent here

Stab my hinge, get hit (sic), Thursday, 4 October 2018 06:38 (five years ago) link

^ woulda registered and voted in Houston if this wasn't the case*

(*ok maybe not, so that I could vote on local measures instead of just attending and addressing city hall, but I'd have weighed the two v heavily)

Stab my hinge, get hit (sic), Thursday, 4 October 2018 06:42 (five years ago) link

The secrecy about the FBI report is just pointlessly evil power for powers sake. It's already a sham, just put it forth. I'm leaning more and more towards McConnell being a complete moron who seemed to succeed because he is to stupid to know what long-term problems even are.

Frederik B, Thursday, 4 October 2018 09:14 (five years ago) link

I take it that when sanity is restored there si going to be an investigation into the investigation.
Really hoping that I can take it that sanity may be restored.

Meanwhile people are suggesting getting the people who the FBI should have interviewed to go to Washington and make noise about how bad the investigation is and how willing they were to talk. Can't see that being easy since most of those people are presumably working and they would need to be travelling today and coordinating meeting somewhere conspicuous.

Stevolende, Thursday, 4 October 2018 09:18 (five years ago) link

Really hoping that I can take it that sanity may be restored

good luck usa

shrek and han solo kinda dress the same (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 4 October 2018 09:21 (five years ago) link

Requested noon to 2:30 off work. Would getting arrested by very polite (ime) Capitol Police feel therapeutic idk.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 4 October 2018 12:13 (five years ago) link

The GSE where I'm a contractor has a corporate-sponsored female employee group. There has not been a peep about any of this on the group's internal social page. Like this shit isn't happening a few Metro stops away. I'm torn about posting something myself, I'm not an employee and I would surely be chastised mightily for making waves as a contractor.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 4 October 2018 12:17 (five years ago) link

good mourning!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 October 2018 12:17 (five years ago) link

Has anyone posted the New Yorker piece yet

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, 4 October 2018 12:20 (five years ago) link

we def need an andy borowitz piece to lighten the mood rn, post away simon

shrek and han solo kinda dress the same (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 4 October 2018 12:24 (five years ago) link

FBI, more like FIB amirite, yowza!

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 12:25 (five years ago) link

(NB, I so assiduously avoid Borowitz that my impression of him is basically just 'write like I'm a dipshit'. Well, more of a dipshit, anyway.)

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 12:26 (five years ago) link

I love how the WSJ can barely contain its skepticism

According to the Washington Post, FBI agents only spoke to six people as a part of the investigation. Five of them were connected to Dr. Ford and her story of a 1982 sexual assault at the hands of Kavanaugh. Somehow, neither Kavanaugh, nor Ford, were among those interviewed.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 October 2018 12:34 (five years ago) link

how are the #resistance folks taking this pisspoor performance of their beloved fbi

shrek and han solo kinda dress the same (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 4 October 2018 12:41 (five years ago) link

By avoiding facile snark.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 October 2018 12:43 (five years ago) link

(FBI spends several days demonstrably patting at bulging pockets, shrugs at panhandling nation) Sorry, doesn't look like we have anything.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 12:44 (five years ago) link

The president and the Senate's limiting the investigative scope was the trouble, not the FBI. Remember Friday was supposed to be the deadline?

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 October 2018 12:44 (five years ago) link

how are the #resistance folks taking this pisspoor performance of their beloved fbi

― shrek and han solo kinda dress the same (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, October 4, 2018 5:41 AM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah you guys used to hate comey now you love him

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 4 October 2018 12:45 (five years ago) link

xpost Well, yeah. I mean this was all just a fuckin' kabuki performance whatever way you cut it.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 12:45 (five years ago) link

Comey wrote an op ed saying one week was enough to do a good investigation because the FBI are experts. So dumb and pathetic.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 12:48 (five years ago) link

The past week has been dominated by Kavanaugh retroactively being caught on lie after lie and people who should've been central to the FBI investigation stating publicly that they hadn't even been contacted. The whole stupid pantomime couldn't be any more transparently useless or fixed.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 12:48 (five years ago) link

One thing I heard was that the White house had limited teh investigation initially, then said that those extreme limits had been lifted when the President said taht they had free leeway and the directive to expand had never actually materialised.

Which in short is BS from start to end. Never should have been constrained. the process by which the investigation should never have had to be reached. As far as i understand it, further relevant information coming out tends to almost automatically trigger rechecks of teh background check.
& the protocols of vetoing things are normally not just shat on. So the documents that needed to be read through by both parties and parts of tehm by the general public should never have been vetoed by a totally partisan republican lawyer who had an obvious conflict of interest considering who else he was representing.

Really hoping the whole thing can be looked into over the next few months and any confirmation nullified since protocol ignored.
But somehow I doubt it.

Stevolende, Thursday, 4 October 2018 12:59 (five years ago) link

Yeah, you can refrain from holding your breath on that one.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 13:05 (five years ago) link

Appold reached out to the Bureau last weekend but did not hear back. Frustrated, he submitted a statement through an F.B.I. Web portal. During his first year at Yale, Appold lived in the basement of Lawrance Hall, one of the university’s freshman dormitories. He was in the same suite of bedrooms as Kavanaugh, sharing a common room. Appold said of Kavanaugh, “We didn’t hang out together, but there was no animosity between us either.” He said he believes that “there were two sides to Brett.” Those who have described the judge as studious and somewhat reserved or shy are correct, he said. He added, “that was true part of the time, but so are the other things that have been said about him. He drank a lot, and when he was drinking he could be aggressive, and belligerent. He wasn’t beating people up, but there was an edge and an obnoxiousness that I could see at the hearings. When I saw clips” of Kavanaugh’s Senate testimony, Appold said, “I remembered it immediately.”

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 October 2018 13:09 (five years ago) link

How could he ever forget the time he used a broomstick to chase an enraged Kavanaugh away from an overturned garbage can and back into the woods from whence he came?

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 13:17 (five years ago) link

The only way I've been able to live with the existence of Trump appointees is by remembering that their rein is on the wane. We're going to be saddled with this fuck until he or we finally kick the bucket.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 13:20 (five years ago) link

The FBI investigation was always going to be a sham - and not only because of politics, but also because most investigations into rape and sexual assault are worthless, period - and while it's still enraging, it's not surprising, and I don't think the idea was that Kavanaugh would be felled by an FBI report. The principle is that the FBI should at least investigate, and as the GOP knew and feared, the time it takes them has been plenty of time for journalists to do a broader investigation, and for critical groups like the NCC or hundreds of law professors to come out against the nomination. I don't know whether he will be confirmed or not - I seriously thought McConnell was smart enough to withdraw him, but I think I overestimated the idiot - but the sense of shell shock is over, and there's enough material to prepare impeachment proceedings and to argue that since he has wrecked any credibility as a non-partisan, he either recuses himself from every political case, or the next incoming Dem administration will simply refuse to recognize partisan decisions from the Supreme Court in the future. That's the path forward imdo.

Frederik B, Thursday, 4 October 2018 13:26 (five years ago) link

"Comey wrote an op ed saying one week was enough to do a good investigation because the FBI are experts. So dumb and pathetic."

one week may have been but it wasn't even a full week.

akm, Thursday, 4 October 2018 13:30 (five years ago) link

otm

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 October 2018 13:31 (five years ago) link

how's the softball schedule looking this fall

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, 4 October 2018 13:34 (five years ago) link

An actual investigation that wasn't hamstrung could have been done is a weeks time probably

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 4 October 2018 13:34 (five years ago) link

Looking forward to hearing every Republican Senator's variation on "The FBI investigation showed no evidence whatsoever of any wrongdoing"

maximum derek borchardt (crüt), Thursday, 4 October 2018 13:38 (five years ago) link

They probably made the right decision to cut the investigation short as it probably would've been increasingly difficult for them to ignore the calls of uninterviewed witnesses and victims for an entire week. It was probably already really, really annoying.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 13:39 (five years ago) link

quick update on the person getting the harshest sentence for Russian collusion

Reality Winner was spirited away from her GA jail in the middle of the night, taken to FL, put in isolation, taken out of isolation, bussed to Oklahoma. Now she's in a filth-ridden warehouse in withdrawal from prescription meds they won't give her. She shared one document. https://t.co/jFGUn02ebd

— Kerry Howley (@KerryHowley) October 3, 2018

frogbs, Thursday, 4 October 2018 13:45 (five years ago) link

how's the softball schedule looking this fall

increasingly attractive imo

shrek and han solo kinda dress the same (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 4 October 2018 13:46 (five years ago) link

Would be something if the finishing the investigation early was a sign that the FBI wasn't playing along with the farce to quite the degree the Republican party would have liked. But felt it was too constrained to actually say it. Not sure what that something would be though.

Stevolende, Thursday, 4 October 2018 14:00 (five years ago) link

but the dems spent most of their Kav questioning asking for an FBI investigation so everybody should be happy now

President Keyes, Thursday, 4 October 2018 14:10 (five years ago) link

i read somewhere Judge was questioned over two days . not sure what the means but i guess it's possible he had some damning info.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 4 October 2018 14:23 (five years ago) link

he passed out during first interview

President Keyes, Thursday, 4 October 2018 14:25 (five years ago) link

what's with this 'only one copy' of the fbi report? i mean.. why?

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 4 October 2018 14:33 (five years ago) link

to prevent any leaks

sleeve, Thursday, 4 October 2018 14:34 (five years ago) link

sure sends the message that kavanaugh has nothing to hide

shrek and han solo kinda dress the same (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 4 October 2018 14:34 (five years ago) link

Because even this engineered result is the thinnest of tissues, that wouldn’t withstand the slightest scrutiny.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Thursday, 4 October 2018 14:35 (five years ago) link

The information in the report is supposed to stay secret? a) that's dumb, b) so not gonna happen.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 4 October 2018 14:36 (five years ago) link

xp lol

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 4 October 2018 14:36 (five years ago) link

Not only is there only one copy of the report but it was printed in a tiny bound edition that can only be read under a magnifying glass and using tweezers to leaf through. And there's only one word per page. And you have to answer these riddles three before you can enter the Chamber of the Report (which is a thirty-foot long duct one must slither down on one's belly). And while you peruse its contents you are transported by dazzling lights and blaring music.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 14:41 (five years ago) link

Senators are speed readers with photographic memories, right?

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 4 October 2018 14:42 (five years ago) link

I also heard that the room where they read the report is illuminated by candlelight. "As the Founding Fathers intended"

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 4 October 2018 14:44 (five years ago) link

that's because the report was written using the invisible ink lemon juice trick

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 4 October 2018 15:01 (five years ago) link

since there's only one copy does that make it a unicum?

valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 4 October 2018 15:17 (five years ago) link

not to downplay anything but reality winner's treatment is kinda standard. the prison system is fucked.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 4 October 2018 15:25 (five years ago) link

they just made one copy so Martin Shkreli could buy it and hang it in his jail cell

President Keyes, Thursday, 4 October 2018 15:26 (five years ago) link

Is there anything to it anyway. The Judge interview , which might be damning.
Unbelievable, is there a funeral for the rule of law anywhere in the country?

Stevolende, Thursday, 4 October 2018 15:41 (five years ago) link

Collins and Flake seem to be hinting at yes. Shock.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 October 2018 15:46 (five years ago) link

this is a terrible day

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 15:47 (five years ago) link

this is a terrible day year

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 4 October 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link

.@realDonaldTrump talks nonstop about caring for our vets, supporting law enforcement and strengthening our military. Through fraud and tax cheating, he skipped out on paying his fair share for any of it.

— Ron Wyden (@RonWyden) October 3, 2018

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 4 October 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link

Xxposts Evergreen

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 October 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link

i'd be stunned if he got shot down. these people do not care.

frogbs, Thursday, 4 October 2018 15:49 (five years ago) link

Credit where it's due, they were masterful in the furrowing of their brows and expressions of concern. I don't know how much more we could reasonably ask from members of the Grand Old Party.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 15:49 (five years ago) link

WASHINGTON — Senator Mitch McConnell had just arrived at Reagan Washington National Airport on Monday afternoon to resume the battle over the Supreme Court nomination of Judge Brett M. Kavanaugh when he was met by an unwelcoming committee — a group of women who angrily confronted him.

“Do you always turn your back on women like this?” one demanded of Mr. McConnell, Republican of Kentucky and the majority leader, as his security detail cleared the way. “Especially women of color who are all sexual assault victims?” asked another.

Mr. McConnell is not Senator Jeff Flake, Republican of Arizona, who was moved by similar protests to seek a new F.B.I. inquiry into claims of sexual assault against Judge Kavanaugh. Mr. McConnell, undeterred by his critics, instead stared straight ahead and marched through the concourse. And that is exactly how he is approaching the confirmation fight — marching straight ahead, unfazed by his opponents, toward his goal of seating Judge Kavanaugh on the court.

“We will not be intimidated by these people,” Mr. McConnell declared Wednesday in another floor speech where his anger over the treatment of Judge Kavanaugh spilled out. “There is no chance in the world that they’re going to scare us out of doing our duty.”


https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/03/us/politics/mcconnell-senate-judiciary-supreme-court.html

i find this to be INCREDIBLY CREEPY

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 15:49 (five years ago) link

xp a dog will eventually heel to its master. even resistant, deep state dogs. or they will be put down. if you didnt like them before, you will likely appreciate them less going forward.

time is not our friend.

Hunt3r, Thursday, 4 October 2018 15:50 (five years ago) link

fuck the planned protests for whenever trump tries to do his modern version of the saturday night massacre. what's happening right now, at this very minute, it just as bad if not worse and the entire republican party is complicit

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link

'Hmmm, I don't know, this decision seems questionable to me.' (monitors watch to ensure that appropriate amount of time has been allotted to maintaining an illusory air of moderation, exudes great vigor in quickly regaining lockstep with the party)

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 15:52 (five years ago) link

i will be so elated when these old fucks die

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 4 October 2018 15:52 (five years ago) link

ya can't wait for the new batch of awful slightly younger fucks

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 4 October 2018 15:54 (five years ago) link

they will NEVER go away

https://i.imgur.com/UrZV7c7.jpg?1

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 15:55 (five years ago) link

fuck

Yerac, Thursday, 4 October 2018 15:57 (five years ago) link

It’s no wonder there was only one copy. Printers jam up if you stick fig leaves in them.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:00 (five years ago) link

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/03/us/politics/mcconnell-senate-judiciary-supreme-court.html

i find this to be INCREDIBLY CREEPY

― Karl Malone, Thursday, October 4, 2018 11:49 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Obviously the premise is that any accusations are just made up desperate attempts to swoop in last minute and ruin something for the republicans. Opportunistic and effective due to the height #metoo. That's what they believe. So it isn't him tuning out people with legitimate concerns, it's him ignoring desperate enemies that are ramping it up last minute.

Evan, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:01 (five years ago) link

the next incoming Dem administration will simply refuse to recognize partisan decisions from the Supreme Court in the future

this is not how the Constitution works fyi

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:01 (five years ago) link

I seriously thought McConnell was smart enough to withdraw him, but I think I overestimated the idiot - but the sense of shell shock is over, and there's enough material to prepare impeachment proceedings and to argue that since he has wrecked any credibility as a non-partisan, he either recuses himself from every political case, or the next incoming Dem administration will simply refuse to recognize partisan decisions from the Supreme Court in the future. That's the path forward imdo.

this is a fun idea but it's not going to happen at all. he won't choose to recuse himself from any case, he'll have to be forced to, and since virtually any issue is this country is political, he'll dig in early against all calls of recusal. and an administration can't simply refuse to recognize decisions from the supreme court. for the vast majority of this country's history, that was a feature, not a bug. if that goes down, the entire civic system goes down

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link

lol xpost

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link

do we really think flake changed his mind because of the people in the elevator

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link

The mf'ing constitution can eat every white man's ass in the country; that's who it was written for. I am going to go outside and yell at some people now.

Yerac, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:04 (five years ago) link

godspeed

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:04 (five years ago) link

Do we really think Flake changed his mind?

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link

the producers of the Trump reality show just told him to make it more dramatic

omar little, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:06 (five years ago) link

yeah! i feel ya . i'm really at my wits end when it comes to all this . Like sure i will go vote for my corrupt dem senator in November but overall just feeling helpless and shit xxp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:06 (five years ago) link

I suppose you can say that Marbury v Madison and the idea of judicial review isn't in the Constitution, and that John Marshall should've recused himself from the case because he was John Adams' secretary of state when the conflict arose, but who cares at this point.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:07 (five years ago) link

Whyever should we feel helpless when intransigent senators are making harmful, long-term decisions on our behalf while intoning that they will not be 'intimidated' by the objections of those they theoretically represent?

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:10 (five years ago) link

Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME), a key swing vote Republicans need to confirm Brett Kavanaugh, indicated to CNN after leaving a briefing on the FBI report that was turned over to the Senate overnight that she thought the report was “thorough.”

“It appears to be a very thorough investigation,” she told CNN, but she did not say how she planned to vote on the confirmation of Kavanaugh, which Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell wants to happen by the end of the week.

the predictability is so enraging

i 90% think that the bullshit "investigation" is an excuse for republicans to confirm him while citing that the a investigation (which they will undoubtedly call "thorough") failed to find evidence of kavanaugh's wrongdoing.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link

This is just as absurd as trump getting elected

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:12 (five years ago) link

"while we were trouble by etc etc we also feel that Judge Kavanaugh is etc etc" is about as far off the GOP script they'll go

omar little, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:12 (five years ago) link

Manchin already suggested he doesn't wanna be the 51st vote but may become one of the 50.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:13 (five years ago) link

fuck him

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link

ew!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link

lol i was waiting for that

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:15 (five years ago) link

He should be kicked out of the party

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link

i wish there was an escape from all this, personally and nationally. clearly the system is broken. i don't know how an impartial observer of all this (which i've heard once existed) could believe this was an acceptable, durable governmental system. it lasted a little over 200 years, it had a good run, but this shit is over. the tragic part is that i'm not sure how this gets fixed without tearing it all down. things are so ugly right now.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:17 (five years ago) link

What process would things have to go through to limit the duration of a SCOTUS tenure? Is that something that can happen with less tahn a 2/3s vote. I'm just wondering if it is any easier tahn impeaching a problematic judge.

if it benefits anybody human the GOP would probably vote against it anyway.

But I'm seeing comment that 16 years at maximum would be a good limit.

Stevolende, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:17 (five years ago) link

if the infection was just corruption in the government it would be easy, but it's spread to the brains of millions of voters

omar little, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:18 (five years ago) link

Would these problems be fixed by a different constitution/division of powers, like some kind of parlimentary system? Seems like the problem is the republican party

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link

Xp

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link

the constitution was brilliant because of its safeguards against corruption. those checks and balances held up well against stress over the years, but they need to be updated. what's happening now would make the founding fathers barf

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link

and that's saying a lot because i believe they subsisted on a diet of mud with expired grapes mixed in back then

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link

I'm looking at the bright side here and keeping in mind that every single person who ultimately votes to confirm Kavanaugh spends a fair amount of their time in public space, and I would hope that the citizens who disagree with their decision will fill every second of that time and every inch of that space politely expressing their discontent. While you or I might find it uncomfortable and overwhelming to be overrun by swarms of unhappy people during our every waking moment, I'm sure these elected representatives will welcome it as an expression of our storied democratic process.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link

It's great we are saving all these imaginary, unborn fetuses that are just a current wobble in the ballsac but fucking over lots and lots of sentient, autonomous life forms.

Yerac, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link

capital no longer needs american labor, and rather than transforming capital, americans are just trying to save their old standards of living. this is politics in a deeper sense than parties, and I see no reason to think americans will change their political ways.

droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:24 (five years ago) link

i think it's more likely that political figures will just retreat further into the interior of kafka's Castle

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link

xp

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:26 (five years ago) link

Vote in November, people.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:26 (five years ago) link

xpost Yesterday one of the fathers in charlottesville was indicted for "assaulting an officer" during an anti-racism protest at a schoolboard meeting. Schoolboard that was equating BLM with confederate props.

Yerac, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link

I'm looking at the bright side here and keeping in mind that every single person who ultimately votes to confirm Kavanaugh spends a fair amount of their time in public space, and I would hope that the citizens who disagree with their decision will fill every second of that time and every inch of that space politely expressing their discontent.

they will forget in about a month.

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:32 (five years ago) link

Chris Coons, who helped hatch a deal for the FBI investigation is clearly insatisfied: “I think I’ve made my case as best I could, the materials are what they are, and it’s now left to senators to reach their conclusions.”

— Nicholas Fandos (@npfandos) October 4, 2018

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link

this is the first time I've encountered "insatisfied"

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:34 (five years ago) link

JUst hoping that every pronounced step back catalyses a step forward.
BUt I think that creep stains what he touches so shouldn't be able to sit.

Stevolende, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link

Insatisfied is a perfectly cromulent word.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link

Manchin already suggested he doesn't wanna be the 51st vote but may become one of the 50.

I think he's said the opposite?

one thing I've always found a bit bizarre was how unquestioned the idea of 'red state dems need to make specific vote x or y in order to help their re-election' is. like I buy the idea that manchin shouldn't be a bernie sanders figure, but I find it hard to imagine there are really moderate voters who swing their votes on exactly one vote these guys cast. voting for kavanaugh costs him something too, in that the wv dem base gets a bit disillusioned. idk, people just act like these things are directly transactional in a way that I'm not sure has ever been proven. he does need to portray himself as a moderate and not a radical, but that's an image that gets built up over time and isn't dependent on one vote. similarly I don't think the difference between 0 dems voting for something and 3 dems voting for something is actually that meaningful - if we lose the 'true count' then who cares what manchin does. I don't think any amount of symbolism here is worth more than improving our shot at taking back congress. but as I said I don't really know if these symbolic '52nd voter' votes translate the way that people act like they do.

iatee, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:43 (five years ago) link

look me in my eyes then tell me insatisfied

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:44 (five years ago) link

yes otm. I read an LGM article published this summer questioning what Manchin and Donnelly, to name two, get for voting for a conservative nominee. Manchin is popular enough to count many Republicans in his base, but the ones he lose he may compensate for by getting more Dem/left support.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:46 (five years ago) link

*the ones he loses

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:46 (five years ago) link

I can't get no insatisfaction

Life hack: scrape your teeth and make your own tartar sauce (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:46 (five years ago) link

wpost:

THE BIG IDEA: As senators today review the findings of the FBI’s investigation into sexual assault allegations against Brett Kavanaugh, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) looks increasingly poised to score a hat trick.

Not only are he and President Trump growing more confident that they will be able to wrangle the votes to confirm Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court — starting with a key procedural vote on Friday — handicappers also believe Republicans are more likely to maintain control of the Senate than they were a week ago because the party’s base has been so galvanized by the battle. And, even more importantly over the long-term, a Justice Kavanaugh — at just 53 years old — would help McConnell realize his long-term vision of tipping the balance of the nation’s jurisprudence to the right for a generation.

Thus Sang Freud, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:50 (five years ago) link

GOP pollster Chris Wilson said he’s seeing “similar trends” in local data from six states with competitive Senate races: Montana, Texas, Nevada, Arizona, North Dakota and Missouri. “Any Dem enthusiasm gap has been erased and even surpassed by GOP due to Kavanaugh hearings,” he tweeted this morning.

OK so the WaPost publishes claims by GOP pollsters who link to FOX News? OK.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:52 (five years ago) link

'I remain unconvinced that Kavanaugh is a worthy nominee for the supreme court. I think an investigation is in order.'
(FBI agent grabs a crayon and spends three days carefully scrawling 'KAVONAW = OK' on the back of a Denny's placemat and passes it to the wavering senator in question)
'I am now convinced that Kavanaugh is a worthy nominee for the supreme court.'

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:54 (five years ago) link

nice hat trick: 2 of the 3 are about the same thing (kavanaugh getting confirmed), and the third (senate retaining control) is something that was likely anyway, with fivethirtyeight giving republicans a 2 out of 3 chance to retain control even at their lowest ebb of the election season so far

xp

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:54 (five years ago) link

but yeah, i agree that mcconnell is probably feeling incredibly evil and content today

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link

Would these problems be fixed by a different constitution/division of powers

at least some of them, absolutely! the two-senators-per-state thing comes to mind. but specific to judicial appointments and without even changing the basic three-branches structure of the thing: you could eliminate life appointments to the court. you could lower the threshold for impeachment. you could enshrine the 60-vote threshold (eliminated by the "nuclear option") as a real requirement rather than a chummy old agreed-upon code. you could make "advise and consent" more specific, for example having a rule where if the senate doesn't take the nominee to a vote they get automatically seated (see merrick garland and about a million of obama's lower-court picks). there are countless other ways this process could be set up; some of them would probably have horrible unintended consequences of course but clearly the current system has also yielded those.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:57 (five years ago) link

getting $$ out of politics would be nice too

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:00 (five years ago) link

yeah but those things fall under the header of reforms (as you noted.) there definitely needs to be legislation to address the abuses we have seen from the republican party. but the problem is still them, not the basic outlines of how the federal government is supposed to work

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:01 (five years ago) link

people were saying that the system is fracturing after 200 years so we need a new system. but it seems like any constitutional republic relies on norms and whatever. it could never survive a party like the modern GOP.

i agree with granny, though, that getting money out of politics is a huge one

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:02 (five years ago) link

The longer the basic structure of a given system is left essentially unchanged, the longer those given to exploitation (and they're always going to be there) will learn how to most effectively exploit that system in their favor.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:03 (five years ago) link

you guys have all these plans but have u considered just waiting for death

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:03 (five years ago) link

Why wait when you can hasten.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link

Great job guys

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link

handicappers also believe Republicans are more likely to maintain control of the Senate than they were a week ago because the party’s base has been so galvanized by the battle.

i don't really get this -- the people that have been "galvanized" were going to show up at the polls anyway! the only base that seems galvanized (in a "not voting-->voting") by any of this is on the left, surely?

gbx, Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link

I just walk around eating entire cheesecakes these days because fuck it that's why.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:06 (five years ago) link

I'm sure the next thing to be shotgunned into law will be a couple billion dollars into Mitch's wife Elaine's budget to build a wall and repay benefactors.

Good luck getting ANY money out of US politics since money pretty much equals free speech. I think a first step would be forcing those superpacs and others to be more transparent where the money originates.

earlnash, Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:06 (five years ago) link

I may be incredibly naïve but I do not think ramming Kavanaugh through after a sham investigation is going to wind up being a good thing for the GOP come midterms

frogbs, Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:07 (five years ago) link

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/10/the-real-reason-the-white-house-told-the-fbi-not-to-interview-christine-blasey-ford/

...Forgoing these interviews undermines the FBI’s report and makes it easy for critics to contend that this has been a sham investigation. So why would the White House take such a step? The Democrats on Senate Judiciary Committee have a theory: Trump White House officials blocked an interview with Ford because they were worried about the FBI questioning Kavanaugh.

...Kavanaugh, that is, did not undergo a true and professional grilling. An FBI interview would have been a much different experience. “When you’re in front of the FBI, you cannot refuse to answer questions, you cannot attack the agents, you cannot change the subject,” a Democratic member of the committee says. “The White House did not want Kavanaugh in such a situation. And if he said anything to the FBI that could prove false, he could end up in a lot of trouble.”

Yet there was no practical way for the White House to keep Kavanaugh off that hot seat and still allow Ford to be interviewed by the FBI. A White House order to the FBI to proceed with the Ford interview but give Kavanaugh a pass would have been widely assailed as a transparent attempt to rig the probe. Consequently, Democrats believe, the White House had to instruct the FBI to strike both Kavanaugh and Ford from the list of interview subjects. (At the hearing, Ford noted her willingness to cooperate with an FBI investigation, and Kavanaugh repeatedly refused to express support for such a probe.)

...The White House instruction to not interview Ford and Kavanaugh, as could have been expected, has created a firestorm and undermined the credibility of the the FBI’s work and its report. The case remains unresolved. To many, it looks like the fix was in. Yet Trump and his aides, including White House counsel Don McGahn (a longtime friend of Kavanaugh), apparently preferred taking this hit over having Kavanaugh face federal investigators. It does make one wonder just what Trump, McGahn, and other White House officials feared about a Kavanaugh sit-down with the FBI.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:08 (five years ago) link

xpost Possibly even for Trump. I mean, he didn't do anything and is still personally ineffectual as hell but, hey, two conservative justices were installed on his watch! Why not vote for the guy a second time!

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:09 (five years ago) link

you guys have all these plans but have u considered just waiting for death

lol but really tho, my mom (just turned 70) is SUPER into politics now, even more than she used to be. I would never say this to her but I think to myself jeez why spend your last decade or 2 fretting over all this shit. Makes me hate Republicans even more, giving my mom a coronary when she should just be at a park somewhere feeding birds and patting herself on the back for raising such a great son who is also v handsome and a giving lover.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:11 (five years ago) link

Good luck getting ANY money out of US politics since money pretty much equals free speech.

money=speech now because of a very recent supreme court decision, but that (in theory) could either be overturned by a court decision or adjusted with a constitutional amendment. it's not inherent in the first amendment, which is a good amendment.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:13 (five years ago) link

well yeah, but it's not gonna be reversed by a kavanaugh court

nba jungboy (voodoo chili), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:14 (five years ago) link

xposts I don't know how the elderly and infirm are even hanging in there at this point. The last two years have almost certainly shaved a decade off my life from the basic wear n' tear of constant stress.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:15 (five years ago) link

You say you'll change the constitution, well, you know...

Life hack: scrape your teeth and make your own tartar sauce (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link

xp no of course not. i'm just saying that the problem in our politics is a specific organization--the republican party--rather than some structural flaw in our system of government. harping on this point bc my ex gf yesterday was texting me and saying the constitution should be overturned

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:18 (five years ago) link

you've correctly identified a major problem - the republican party. now comes the simple task of eliminating the republican party and convincing the quarter of the country that consistently votes for it and owns all the guns that it was ok to eliminate it because the republicans weren't being fair

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:19 (five years ago) link

she really shouldn't expect you to overturn governments for her if you're no longer dating xp

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:19 (five years ago) link

a very specific organization that tens of millions of Americans support

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:20 (five years ago) link

my ex gf yesterday was texting me and saying the constitution should be overturned

― Trϵϵship, Thursday, October 4, 2018 12:18 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It probably should be overturned since the GOP has spent so long wiping their asses on the side with all the writing on it. It's really gross to look at imo.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link

we should start by stating some basic facts about what's happening - THAT will convince them!!!!!!!!!!!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:22 (five years ago) link

handicappers also believe Republicans are more likely to maintain control of the Senate than they were a week ago because the party’s base has been so galvanized by the battle.
i don't really get this -- the people that have been "galvanized" were going to show up at the polls anyway! the only base that seems galvanized (in a "not voting-->voting") by any of this is on the left, surely?

― gbx, Thursday, October 4, 2018 1:05 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I can maybe envision a small but statistically meaningful coalition of political disengaged dudes who are so butthurt about the injustice of a man being held accountable for shitty past behavior (especially to the extent that right-wing media has been successful in turning this into an "attack" on binge-drinking/youthful shenanigans rather than, y'know, sexual assault) that they become activated.

evol j, Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:22 (five years ago) link

btw flake agrees with collins that the investigation was "thorough"

this is over

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:25 (five years ago) link

it was over as soon as Kavanaugh blamed his rapes on the Clintons

frogbs, Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:26 (five years ago) link

It was over as soon as Kavanaugh was initially nominated.

I've been wondering about how the current SC justices feel about serving alongside this choad. I mean, yes, there are other choads on the bench, but is he arguably the choadiest?

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:27 (five years ago) link

I mean at this point it may be asking a lot for the elders among them to not retire/die in disgust before dems get some measure of control over Congress again.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:29 (five years ago) link

but the problem is still them, not the basic outlines of how the federal government is supposed to work

the point is that the structure/outline/system has exploitable flaws and this minority factional party is exploiting them to wreck everything. so we can talk about punishing and destroying that faction, or we can talk about addressing the flaws; neither one is likely to happen in the near-term future but i feel like, in terms of dropping seeds into the conversation in the hopes of medium- and long-term payoffs, the latter might just be a little more lucrative. and in the meantime just try to boost turnout for the party not committed to exploiting and wrecking everything.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:31 (five years ago) link

right. i am in favor of all of those reforms -- publicly funded elections, scrapping the electoral college, reforms to limit redrawing districts along partisan lies, all the other ones. however, i doubt there is a bulletproof system that could be constructed and new flaws could always be found.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:33 (five years ago) link

I feel like the end of your post is kind of a key observation, Dr. C. This is a party that has remained in power largely by cheating like a motherfucker, and to some extent they realize that this is the case and express their illegitimacy by lashing out (see also: white dudes in general who maybe possibly didn't quite earn as much as they like to tell themselves they did).

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:34 (five years ago) link

yeah i read that. good article.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:38 (five years ago) link

Apropos of little beyond my abject feelings of hopeless anxiety...I occasionally entertain a thought experiment which goes a little something like this: what if everyone who'd fought to preserve slavery had been deported (or removed from American society by whatever means you feel are the most just) once the Civil War was over rather than simply allowed to stew in and infect subsequent generations with their resentment? Can you even imagine how vastly different a country this would be?

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link

@ Treesh: not saying a bulletproof system is possible but some of these reforms seem more likely than prosecuting and eliminating The Republican Party, if that's what you're gesturing towards. and fixing some of the holes is better than not fixing them. we'd be in a very different place right now if we'd fixed the electoral college problem after 2000, for example. unfortunately with all the other clear and present dangers in circulation it may seem hard to build a massive public movement behind something seemingly as dry as "the senate is broken and must be reformed." it's not unprecedented - see the progressive-era public obsession with municipal corruption, the 'boss' system and so on, which did lead to real change. or the 17th, 19th, 23rd, 24th, and 26th amendments.

there's a lot of inchoate frustration with "politics" and "the system" and trump was able to capitalize on a lot of that obviously. some of that is just language people use to express racism, sometimes layered with economic grievance. the part of it that's just about recognizing that politics is a broken system which doesn't seem to really respond to your life should be extricated from this, just as much as we can extricate some of the economic questions with a different progressive language going back at least to Occupy - "the 1%" and so on. but i think it's possible that someone finds a hooky language/narrative that resonates emotionally with the public as to why it's urgent that we pass the 21st Century Bill of Rights. it would be cool to at least have a passel of viable amendments that candidates are pressed to take positions on.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:48 (five years ago) link

getting $$ out of politics would be nice too

but where would Dem-oriented orgs be w/out CAN YOU CHIP IN? emails

ppl wd hafta do stuff

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:53 (five years ago) link

that's not the scale oof $$ being discussed, surely?

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:54 (five years ago) link

Xpost Please rank your favorite Allan Dwan blu-rays. Make this your very next post. Thanks in advance.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Thursday, 4 October 2018 18:01 (five years ago) link

the biggest frustration is only having two choices of candidates than can conceivably win - and they are both beholden to corporate interests , lobbyists, PACS etc

| (Latham Green), Thursday, 4 October 2018 18:04 (five years ago) link

"money=speech now because of a very recent supreme court decision, but that (in theory) could either be overturned by a court decision or adjusted with a constitutional amendment. it's not inherent in the first amendment, which is a good amendment."

You refer to that blatantly corrupt bribery decision of Citizen's United?

| (Latham Green), Thursday, 4 October 2018 18:06 (five years ago) link

Ya

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 18:07 (five years ago) link

Good interview with Michael Lewis on his new Trump book.

I think it’s been very interesting the last few days to see Trump let Kavanaugh get all the attention. And I’m asking myself, “Why isn’t he throwing the spotlight back on himself?” Which is what he often does. In a way, it’s been a relief to not be thinking about Trump. Two thoughts: One is he’s fiddling around with the Mueller investigation in some way, and the other is Stormy Daniels’s book comes out [this week]. And nobody’s talking about it because they have a good proxy here that’s not her. And I wonder if that’s in the back of his mind: Let’s let this run, because I want this to dominate the news cycle.

Pesto Mindset (Eazy), Thursday, 4 October 2018 18:11 (five years ago) link

not a huge Dwan fan, Nerdz

(sit n' spin)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 October 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link

Murkowski told me she concurs with Susan Collins’ view that Kavanaugh probably wouldn’t overturn Roe.

— Steven Dennis (@StevenTDennis) October 4, 2018

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, 4 October 2018 18:17 (five years ago) link

so everyone can relax!!

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, 4 October 2018 18:17 (five years ago) link

wtf is this? a politician in a tough position doing the right thing? i don't understand, must be some sort of mistake

New: Dem Senator Heidi Heitkamp, facing a tough re-election fight, tells North Dakota station WDAY she will vote No on the Brett Kavanaugh nomination

— Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto) October 4, 2018

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 18:20 (five years ago) link

She's right: he won't. The John Roberts Way is to gut precedent (e.g. Shelby).

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 October 2018 18:21 (five years ago) link

yeah straight-up overturning roe would be a bad move politically and remove one of the best carrots they have for the base. there are better ways for them to chip away at abortion rights. giving collins that talking point was a mistake.

iatee, Thursday, 4 October 2018 18:27 (five years ago) link

Legacy Jack doesn’t want his legacy to be Civil War II anyway.

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 4 October 2018 18:28 (five years ago) link

For context, I interviewed 44 people for Amber Wyatt's story https://t.co/4tSITgxbnr

— pumpkin spice liz bruenig (@ebruenig) October 4, 2018

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, 4 October 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link

Kavvy will definitely be confirmed to the dismay of many , but they don't vote.

If there is enouh popular demand for abortion legality couldnt congress just pass a law taht abortion is legal?

| (Latham Green), Thursday, 4 October 2018 18:40 (five years ago) link

yeah but the Roberts court is likely to start declaring most federal laws unconstitutional whenever it gets a chance

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 4 October 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link

He gets off on the Majesty of the Court. He wants no controversy. Why destroy when you can pull the string and watch it unravel? Let the Sanderses and McConnells of the world join in battle.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 October 2018 18:43 (five years ago) link

really want to hear more dem candidates scream "abortion on demand without apology" from the stump

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 4 October 2018 18:44 (five years ago) link

She's right: he won't. The John Roberts Way is to gut precedent (e.g. Shelby).

Charles of Mic Dicta agrees.

The way this works is that Kavanaugh is going to do what Kennedy did: uphold the central premise of Roe while finding virtually every state statute short of an outright ban meets the standard in PP v Casey. The way the media talks about abortion jurisprudence is a failure. https://t.co/YB6yHhQEvs

— Charles, gHost of Mic Dicta (RIP) (@Ugarles) October 4, 2018

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, 4 October 2018 19:19 (five years ago) link

NB: Trump won by flipping MI, PA, and WI. All three have Dem senators up for re-election next month. All are "no" votes on Kav. All are leading by 10+ points.https://t.co/eak32MVySb

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) October 4, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 4 October 2018 19:22 (five years ago) link

Hugh Hewitt is a moron

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 October 2018 19:30 (five years ago) link

Dems should just start pushing for a federal law legalizing abortion instead of relying on this weakass Roe v. Wade precedent to hold shit together.

Seems to me the odds of that passing are better than a court-packing attempt (which has far more wide-ranging implications)

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 October 2018 19:31 (five years ago) link

yeah I'm kinda surprised that I'm hearing serious-ppl talk about court-packing. if the dems also start abandoning political norms the end game isn't 'we win some battles' it's 'democracy actually collapses because we're playing a game w/ nihilists'

iatee, Thursday, 4 October 2018 19:33 (five years ago) link

are we not also nihilists

I mean I am

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 4 October 2018 19:35 (five years ago) link

on thursdays

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 4 October 2018 19:36 (five years ago) link

xp to shakey

but couldn't the new conservative SC just strike down that law? along with any other progressive legislation they don't like?

nba jungboy (voodoo chili), Thursday, 4 October 2018 19:36 (five years ago) link

They should try to pass a federal law legalizing abortion*.

*exclusions may apply for all pregnant women.

Yerac, Thursday, 4 October 2018 19:38 (five years ago) link

the Constitution doesn't say anything about abortion. If the feds passed a law legalizing it I'm sure there would be legal challenges, but it isn't clear at all to me what precedent or Constitutional statute it violates. Ruling against it would require the bench to actually legislate that life begins at conception, and good luck with that - that's not in the law anywhere.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 October 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link

the whole way abortion law works in this country is that the *states* passed a bunch of laws, and the SC upheld laws that legalized abortion using a pretty weak and odd reading of the right to privacy clause. We've been living under this framework ever since, and it's pretty weak. But if Congress passes a law, the SC would need to find some Constitutional rationale for why abortion *wasn't* legal and that is much tougher.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 October 2018 19:41 (five years ago) link

Bob Menendez knows a bullshit investigation when he sees one.

Just read the FBI report on Kavanaugh - if that’s an investigation, it’s a bullshit investigation. pic.twitter.com/9D8oeVMEoU

— Senator Bob Menendez (@SenatorMenendez) October 4, 2018

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 4 October 2018 19:43 (five years ago) link

current anti-abortion jurisprudence doesn't argue at all about whether or not abortion itself is legal, it all has to do with whether restrictions (which are usually passed by states, and sometimes by Congress) don't violate the Roe v. Wade precedent. And the conservative legal tactic has been to say that pretty much all restrictions are fine, which de facto makes abortion illegal without explicitly saying that "abortion is illegal because life begins at conception". A Congressional law would force the issue. And probably in the pro-abortion camp's favor.

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 October 2018 19:44 (five years ago) link

Thank you, Justice Kennedy and Sandra Day O'Connor, for "strict scrutiny."

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 October 2018 19:44 (five years ago) link

Don't get me wrong it would be a huuuuuuuge fight and incredibly costly politically, but with a Dem Congress and a woman in the White House... it's possible

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 October 2018 19:44 (five years ago) link

otherwise what we're likely to be left with are a bunch of states where an abortion is basically impossible to obtain (all of the south, most of the midwest) and abortion on demand in the rest of the country. Which is crazy, since it clearly means the Constitutional right to abortion in those states is being unfairly curtailed, but that seems like the likeliest path for the Roberts court.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 October 2018 19:46 (five years ago) link

yeah I'm kinda surprised that I'm hearing serious-ppl talk about court-packing. if the dems also start abandoning political norms the end game isn't 'we win some battles' it's 'democracy actually collapses because we're playing a game w/ nihilists'

― iatee, Thursday, October 4, 2018 3:33 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

agree strongly

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link

Norms haven’t saved anyone from the nihilists.

louise ck (milo z), Thursday, 4 October 2018 20:00 (five years ago) link

Holy shit! Y'all seen the protests?!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 October 2018 20:05 (five years ago) link

Manchin won't announce position until tomorrow, NBC reports.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 October 2018 20:06 (five years ago) link

protests?

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 October 2018 20:09 (five years ago) link

at Capitol Hill.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 October 2018 20:10 (five years ago) link

Is the american experiment over? The founding fathers dream of a democracy strong enough to protect all the money from being evenly distributed??

| (Latham Green), Thursday, 4 October 2018 20:11 (five years ago) link

Theme for October: let's all get arrested.

Yerac, Thursday, 4 October 2018 20:11 (five years ago) link

Norms haven’t saved anyone from the nihilists.

they kinda have! donald trump is king nihilist and he's still somewhat constrained by what norms we still have.

in any case, we're never gonna beat these guys at cheating the rules, so regardless of what you think of the norms and their value in democracy, it's not a very good strategy. 'dems increase the size of the supreme court to 16' will lead to 'republicans increase the size of the supreme court to 10,000'

iatee, Thursday, 4 October 2018 20:13 (five years ago) link

xp November thread title please

sleeve, Thursday, 4 October 2018 20:14 (five years ago) link

'dems increase the size of the supreme court to 16' will lead to 'republicans increase the size of the supreme court to 10,000'

I know you know isn't what court packing is

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 4 October 2018 20:21 (five years ago) link

"they kinda have! donald trump is king nihilist "

No he isn't - he believes in himself

| (Latham Green), Thursday, 4 October 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link

I know you know isn't what court packing is

is there some alternate definition?

iatee, Thursday, 4 October 2018 20:25 (five years ago) link

court packing means increasing the size of the court so that a single President gets to nominate a whole bunch of justices, thereby altering the balance of the court in their favor (ie, "packing" it with their appointees)

I think it's kinda stupid to argue that this would easily pass Congress, it would precipitate a huge crisis

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 October 2018 20:28 (five years ago) link

yeah I'm not sure where that breaks with my sentence

iatee, Thursday, 4 October 2018 20:29 (five years ago) link

I don't think it does. Cuz obviously the strategy's benefits only accrue to the initial round of appointees, ie, a single administration. Unless subsequent Congress's pull the same stunt, in which case it could just spiral on and on as you suggested.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 October 2018 20:40 (five years ago) link

would like to see Supreme Court with more justices than the House has representatives

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 4 October 2018 21:00 (five years ago) link

My favorite Beastie Boys line always was "Got more justices than Jamaica's got mangoes."

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 October 2018 21:03 (five years ago) link

imagine how apoplectic conservatives would get if liberals actually did break norms. dear god. they already point the finger that direction. I think some of them actually believe it too!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 4 October 2018 21:05 (five years ago) link

Today, Mike Pence gave a speech basically declaring a new Cold War against China and accusing Beijing of seeking to prevent Trump's reelection. But there's so much going on that it's barely in the news. You can read the speech here: https://t.co/2XEtiohYe6

— Nicholas Miller (@Nick_L_Miller) October 4, 2018

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, 4 October 2018 21:20 (five years ago) link

Huh, John Paul Stevens has come out against Kavanaugh. If he's against him, I would wager most of the current court probably is as well.

Frederik B, Thursday, 4 October 2018 21:30 (five years ago) link

and that means....

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 October 2018 21:33 (five years ago) link

It means kavanaugh will have an awkward work environment every day til he dies

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 21:34 (five years ago) link

SCOTUS judges don't die, they evaporate

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 October 2018 21:35 (five years ago) link

Who knows. But if McConnell wasn't a cruel and stubborn idiot he would realize Kavanaugh wasn't worth any risk of antagonizing John Roberts.

Frederik B, Thursday, 4 October 2018 21:36 (five years ago) link

Stevens is still in good mental shape? I ask because he's well into his nineties.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 October 2018 21:38 (five years ago) link

sounds like it

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 21:39 (five years ago) link

why would Thomas or Roberts or Alito or any of those assholes care what Stevens thinks. Nobody cares what he thinks, he's old and retired and a liberal.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 October 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link

^^^

sleeve, Thursday, 4 October 2018 21:44 (five years ago) link

yeah, not shocking that a guy who was a liberal bastion on the court for decades doesn't like Kavanaugh

Rehnquist would've loved him

nba jungboy (voodoo chili), Thursday, 4 October 2018 21:48 (five years ago) link

Stevens is also a Shakespeare authorship skeptic

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 October 2018 21:50 (five years ago) link

Everybody needs a hobby

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 4 October 2018 21:58 (five years ago) link

i mean, he was there, he'd know better than us

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 22:05 (five years ago) link

Request to knock off the ageist shitting-on-olds, pls

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 4 October 2018 22:27 (five years ago) link

Request to knock off the ageist shitting-on-olds, pls

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 4 October 2018 22:28 (five years ago) link

i don’t think it was “shitting on him,” but point taken

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 22:35 (five years ago) link

I do5 think shakespeare authorship questioning is total wuackery fwiw

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 22:37 (five years ago) link

*don’t

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 22:37 (five years ago) link

Baconian

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 October 2018 22:40 (five years ago) link

I had my students research this for a project once in another life. I believe shakespeare was the author but jt was a good way for them to kind of learn more about the historical context

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 22:42 (five years ago) link

The only thing i don’t like about it is the implied classism—the idea that only a nobleman would have had the educational background to write the plays

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link

Who knows. But if McConnell wasn't a cruel and stubborn idiot he would realize Kavanaugh wasn't worth any risk of antagonizing John Roberts.

This is a sentence that sounds good but means nothing. What's the risk of "antagonizing" Roberts - suddenly John Boy becomes Thurgood Marshall II?

louise ck (milo z), Thursday, 4 October 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link

Ageist crap has been recurrent throughout this thread, not just the relatively benign authorship denier quip

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 4 October 2018 22:45 (five years ago) link

Ah ok. Yeah i think the hope of ppl dying off is distasteful too i just didn’t say anything. I admire justice stevens and i think getting to 98 is an achievement— i didn’t mean it disrespectfully at all

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 22:46 (five years ago) link

suddenly John Boy becomes Thurgood Marshall II?

The Conservative reboot of Get Out: Scientist turns boring white guys into righteous black dudes.

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 October 2018 22:47 (five years ago) link

October 4th, huh

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 4 October 2018 22:48 (five years ago) link

The only thing i don’t like about it is the implied classism—the idea that only a nobleman would have had the educational background to write the plays

Eric Idle:

how could a man who had only a grammar-school education and spoke Latin and a little Greek possibly have written something as bad as “All’s Well That Ends Well”?

Nag Reddit (Leee), Thursday, 4 October 2018 22:50 (five years ago) link

Lol

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 22:51 (five years ago) link

#BREAKING @SteveDaines has a scheduling conflict this weekend. He says he'll be walking his daughter down the aisle at her Montana wedding, regardless of the #KavanaughVote that could take place this weekend. #NBCMontana #mtpol #mtnews #Kavanaugh

— Maritsa Georgiou (@MaritsaNBCMT) October 4, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 4 October 2018 23:08 (five years ago) link

McConnell will move the wedding. Maybe he can get Trump to give away the bride.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 October 2018 23:09 (five years ago) link

manchin will step up and vote yes in his place

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 23:11 (five years ago) link

it's not about sexual assault, it's not about being unfit for the highest court in the land, it's not about being partisan, it's not about a blatant abuse of trust. it's about friendship. let's go joe manchin, be a friend to steve daines!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 23:12 (five years ago) link

Why is manchin a democrat? Confirming kavanaugh is the most bullshit republican bullshit possible

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 23:17 (five years ago) link

“I’m a vegetarian but also I’m a cannibal”

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 23:17 (five years ago) link

Why is manchin a democrat

labor unions

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 October 2018 23:18 (five years ago) link

specifically unionized mine workers

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 October 2018 23:18 (five years ago) link

Kavanaugh will be no friend to those

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 4 October 2018 23:19 (five years ago) link

I would bet Manchin votes no tbh

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 October 2018 23:20 (five years ago) link

this feels correct to me

The Heitkamp takes I'm seeing are wrong. She was fairly critical of Kavanaugh throughout the process, so voting *for* him now would look like an exceptionally craven and poll-driven move, especially given that she's had some bad polling lately.

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) October 4, 2018


Voting *against* him and doubling down on her image of honesty/authenticity is a high-variance strategy and will probably not work. But the alternative is quite possibly worse, and you want to take high-variance strategies when you're down in the polls.

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) October 4, 2018


By the same token, Manchin, who has a pretty solid lead in polls, has incentives to be risk-averse, which probably means a "yes" vote.

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) October 4, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 5 October 2018 00:03 (five years ago) link

https://www.wsj.com/articles/i-am-an-independent-impartial-judge-1538695822

How the fuck is he this terrible of a writer? This is like "maybe" pile for the personal essay on a state school application.

Yerac, Friday, 5 October 2018 00:14 (five years ago) link

is that real? holy shit

nba jungboy (voodoo chili), Friday, 5 October 2018 00:27 (five years ago) link

The Supreme Court must never be viewed as a partisan institution.

lol

jmm, Friday, 5 October 2018 00:30 (five years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/bxDG0oUcq7

— Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler) October 5, 2018

nba jungboy (voodoo chili), Friday, 5 October 2018 00:31 (five years ago) link

holy fucking shit.

John Paul Stevens looks every bit his age but can speak in coherent, polysylalbic sentences.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 02:06 (five years ago) link

president shitheel

As if this entire presidency couldn’t be more bizarre...

Today, Trump boarded Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe. pic.twitter.com/Wg8D6AeP1Q

— Philin' Myself (@MaltLiquorLogic) October 5, 2018

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 5 October 2018 02:09 (five years ago) link

we're living in a moment ripe for 1976-era Chevy Chase, god help us

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 02:15 (five years ago) link

How is this our world where no one even bothered to stop him? Like "eh, fuck this clown."

Yerac, Friday, 5 October 2018 02:16 (five years ago) link

I am hearing Benny Hill music every day of my life now.

Yerac, Friday, 5 October 2018 02:17 (five years ago) link

Trump =

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u97SG_yimAE

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 October 2018 02:39 (five years ago) link

After speculation that @SteveDaines would miss final Kavanaugh vote on Saturday due to his daughter’s wedding, his Spox says he spoke to Kavanaugh on the phone & he “assured Judge Kavanaugh tonight he has made arrangements to be there to get him across the finish line as needed”

— Frank Thorp V (@frankthorp) October 5, 2018

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Friday, 5 October 2018 04:20 (five years ago) link

I tried to read that Kavanaugh editorial impartially, as if I knew nothing whatever about the man, and his point of focus and choice of words alone were enough to set off alarm bells. Please never forget, while trying to sell people on your credentials and character, to express as much puling butthurt as humanly possible. It only serves to strengthen your case.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 October 2018 04:23 (five years ago) link

it certainly strengthens your case if you're appealing to members of the butthurt party

nba jungboy (voodoo chili), Friday, 5 October 2018 04:24 (five years ago) link

And never forget how much white men can convince non-white men that they are looking out for your best interests.

Yerac, Friday, 5 October 2018 04:26 (five years ago) link

White men and 1/2 of white women--- go fuck yourselves. And then un-fuck it. And then rinse, repeat.

Yerac, Friday, 5 October 2018 04:27 (five years ago) link

Y why do you hate all white men

F# A# (∞), Friday, 5 October 2018 04:44 (five years ago) link

Y why do you hate all white men

Long history of useless self-understanding and a dumb fuck smile that says sure, I’ll take your accolades?

lion in winter, Friday, 5 October 2018 04:58 (five years ago) link

Y why do you hate all white men


srs question?

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 5 October 2018 05:43 (five years ago) link

n

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 05:50 (five years ago) link

Long story but it stems from white men having been banned from ilx since 2003

maximum derek borchardt (crüt), Friday, 5 October 2018 10:58 (five years ago) link

Good mourning!!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 11:04 (five years ago) link

i need a drink already

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 5 October 2018 12:37 (five years ago) link

After speculation that @SteveDaines would miss final Kavanaugh vote on Saturday due to his daughter’s wedding, his Spox says he spoke to Kavanaugh on the phone & he “assured Judge Kavanaugh tonight he has made arrangements to be there to get him across the finish line as needed”
— Frank Thorp V (@frankthorp) October 5, 2018

Neglected to mention that I can't think of a more beautiful gift a father could give to his daughter on her wedding day.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 October 2018 12:46 (five years ago) link

'Sorry, Cookie, daddy's gotta run so he can maintain control over those ovaries of yours. Enjoy the reception!'

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 October 2018 12:47 (five years ago) link

So from now on to eternity republican voters will believe the democrats coordinated to fabricate sexual assault allegations to block a judicial nominee?

Trϵϵship, Friday, 5 October 2018 12:49 (five years ago) link

not only that but they also feel it's justified for the republicans to gin up fake allegations against every democratic nominee from now on

frogbs, Friday, 5 October 2018 12:51 (five years ago) link

I hope they try

Trϵϵship, Friday, 5 October 2018 12:51 (five years ago) link

Kavanaugh/abortion/shotgun wedding - it's like there's a joke in there staring us in the face, but what is it?

StanM, Friday, 5 October 2018 12:52 (five years ago) link

Can’t imagine it would go well for them.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 5 October 2018 12:52 (five years ago) link

what's more important? installing mr. kavanaugh to cover for the president's firing of the attorney general, assistant attorney general, and special prosecutor before the upcoming elections, all the better to help mr. putin interfere on daddy's behalf in another election, or dancing to louis fucking armstrong? wedding's don't pay for themselves, princess :(

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 5 October 2018 12:52 (five years ago) link

The actual guys on the hill know this wasn’t a conspiracy. Maybe they think there isn’t merit to the charges (or that it’s impossible to prove them), and maybe they think feinstein waited too long to bring this forward, but raising the specter of a “political hit job” is fucked.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 5 October 2018 12:55 (five years ago) link

https://i.redd.it/jfr8uknof9q11.jpg

frogbs, Friday, 5 October 2018 12:56 (five years ago) link

lmao

Trϵϵship, Friday, 5 October 2018 12:57 (five years ago) link

So from now on to eternity republican voters will believe the democrats coordinated to fabricate sexual assault allegations to block a judicial nominee?

― Trϵϵship,

Drop "fabricate." Many believe it happened, don't care

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 13:08 (five years ago) link

What goes around comes around.
How I hope that is the one part of that spiel that has any truth to it.
But I fear he may be lording it over a country he personally broke.
Fiddling in Rome.

Christ, bet Ford is glad she was wearing a one piece swimsuit since it seems to be a lot more protective than the law.

Really do hope this does motivate more change and that change can actually happen.

Stevolende, Friday, 5 October 2018 13:09 (five years ago) link

So from now on to eternity republican voters will believe any fucking thing their big daddy republican “leaders” tell them to believe, because they’re a bunch of hateful, credulous chickenshits.

El Tomboto, Friday, 5 October 2018 13:13 (five years ago) link

very cool, our big soggy lad is out here pushing paid-by-Soros conspiracy theories now. very nice, very normal.

evol j, Friday, 5 October 2018 13:15 (five years ago) link

i goddamn fucking hate this shit so much

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 5 October 2018 13:20 (five years ago) link

I'll be kind of glad when Soros dies TBH but I"m sure someone will conjure up some other boogeyman

akm, Friday, 5 October 2018 13:28 (five years ago) link

(hint: the boogeyman will be the Clintons)

akm, Friday, 5 October 2018 13:31 (five years ago) link

(and then the Obamas)

akm, Friday, 5 October 2018 13:31 (five years ago) link

this is literally the first time Trump has mentioned Soros (on the tweeter at least)

who the hell is in his ear now?

frogbs, Friday, 5 October 2018 13:33 (five years ago) link

i think the soros stuff is a breitbart thing

Trϵϵship, Friday, 5 October 2018 13:37 (five years ago) link

it's the other shoe dropping after Kavanaugh's "revenge on behalf of the Clintons" outburst

maximum derek borchardt (crüt), Friday, 5 October 2018 13:40 (five years ago) link

holy shit pic.twitter.com/OFehgfU5bs

— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) October 5, 2018

the big guns are really comin' out this morning

frogbs, Friday, 5 October 2018 13:44 (five years ago) link

In all seriousness, I have never in my life felt hatred comparable to what I feel for the GOP in its current manifestation. This 'salt the earth' approach of theirs is nothing less than a repudiation of civilization imo. Like it isn't a real win unless you take a shit on the losers before your victory lap.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 October 2018 13:46 (five years ago) link

'#Troublemakers' is rather chilling

jmm, Friday, 5 October 2018 13:48 (five years ago) link

There are people drinking PBR from red Solo cups outside Mitch McConnell’s house at this early hour. They are chanting “I like beer.”

— Kasie Hunt (@kasie) October 5, 2018

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 13:51 (five years ago) link

?

Trϵϵship, Friday, 5 October 2018 13:52 (five years ago) link

If this is a protest it’s a dumb one

Trϵϵship, Friday, 5 October 2018 13:53 (five years ago) link

at least they're off their asses and trying something.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 5 October 2018 14:00 (five years ago) link

Mitch said straight up that protestors would not deter him so a kegger outside his house is exactly the right thing to do

frogbs, Friday, 5 October 2018 14:05 (five years ago) link

God these fucking people.

WATCH: @senorrinhatch tells a group of women and survivors to “grow up” as he laughs in their faces. #BelieveSurvivors pic.twitter.com/ZMe4Rslret

— #VOTEPROCHOICE (@VoteChoice) October 4, 2018

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Friday, 5 October 2018 14:08 (five years ago) link

Yeah, I'm increasingly certain that I will live to see people stop being polite and start getting real with some of these douchnozzles. You can only push people so far before they start pushing back.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 October 2018 14:16 (five years ago) link

If this is a protest it’s a dumb one

― Trϵϵship, Friday, October 5, 2018 8:53 AM (thirty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah when I first read about this I assumed they were pro-kavanaugh

iatee, Friday, 5 October 2018 14:27 (five years ago) link

so did I!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 14:28 (five years ago) link

they decided to turn the tv on at my office for the first time since the world cup

Trϵϵship, Friday, 5 October 2018 14:34 (five years ago) link

stfu collins

Collins says she will vote yes on cloture, advancing the Kavanaugh nomination to a final vote, but will not disclose her position on ultimate confirmation until this afternoon.

— Peter Baker (@peterbakernyt) October 5, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 5 October 2018 14:34 (five years ago) link

i'm glad a woman is the New McCain

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 October 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link

Starting to feel like another extended news blackout for the sake of my mental health is in order.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 October 2018 14:40 (five years ago) link

manchin voted aye or cloture what a bastard

Trϵϵship, Friday, 5 October 2018 14:44 (five years ago) link

*for

Trϵϵship, Friday, 5 October 2018 14:44 (five years ago) link

seal him in a mine imho

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 October 2018 14:45 (five years ago) link

murkowski was no

Trϵϵship, Friday, 5 October 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link

Donnelly's voicemail box is full now

Heitkamp's line is busy

called the rest of the swing voters though

sleeve, Friday, 5 October 2018 14:50 (five years ago) link

Murkowski vote NO. Manchin, Collins, & Flake vote YES.

Cloture vote on Kavanaugh is approved 51-49. (Technically, Manchin, Collins, & Flake haven't announced how they'll vote on final confirmation.)

— Taniel (@Taniel) October 5, 2018

xyzzzz__, Friday, 5 October 2018 14:50 (five years ago) link

Murkowski was either going to vote no or lose an important part of her base.

Collins is either going to lose any last vestige of credibility or pull a McCain moment. Though I thought that was what flake was doing so isn't it a bit late. Would be nice to see kavanaugh's face as she realised she actually had a conscience though.
One likes to dream.

& haven't heard what Flake's up to.

Using a dictionary to look up the difference between threadbare and thorough?

Stevolende, Friday, 5 October 2018 14:51 (five years ago) link

Like, okay, it was a foregone conclusion after Kennedy's retirement that the GOP was going to get another conservative justice on the court. It sucks hard but they have all the power to make it happen and this is what happens.. And he (and it was always going to be a he) was almost certain to be terrible. But every step of this process has been super fucking gross, and the person they picked has been super fucking gross, and their reaction to everyone opposed has been super fucking gross. And they won't just take the win. It won't be enough to just get their bag of shit on the bench. They're going to gloat and rub it in everyone's faces and just be as thoroughly fucking gross about it as is humanly possible. I wistfully remember the dejection of, say, W winning his second election because I don't have a recollection of the GOP establishment celebrating the win by golden showering their opponents. I mean, yes, the gloaters have always been around but it didn't seem so much to be a goddamn central tenet of the party.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 October 2018 14:52 (five years ago) link

it's hard to get into the heads of people like susan collins and jeff flake who feel like temporary maybe good guys since at the end of the day they really are republicans and have willingly participated in a lot of cynical stuff for decades. but just looking at incentives, it's hard to understand why collins doesn't actually use her leverage as a swing voter more often. she's in a blue-ish state. it makes her more popular, not less. it makes her arguably the most powerful person in the senate. she was celebrated as a hero after the health care vote. it seems like there are just so many good reasons for her to actually break with the party on these votes, and yet she doesn't. so again it's probably because she's...just a true-believing republican? I don't see many other reasons.

iatee, Friday, 5 October 2018 14:54 (five years ago) link

it's in the GOP DNA to overturn Roe. It's been on fundraising lit since the Carter years.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 14:55 (five years ago) link

yeah, my read on her is that she is a right wing republican but not a total cynic like mcconnell et al. so the opportunistic stuff like repealing obamacare without any plausible plan to replace it she rejects. if there was any kind of halfway plausible conservative plan for healthcare she would have supported that.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 5 October 2018 14:57 (five years ago) link

flake is stranger because he literally came up through the tea party. he is a hard right guy. but, again, the current GOP are opportunists propping up a criminal regime, basically, and at some level flake doesn't want to be a part of that.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 5 October 2018 14:58 (five years ago) link

She IS a cynic because she plays with the sympathies of her constituents.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 14:59 (five years ago) link

flake is stranger because he literally came up through the tea part

No, he didn't. He was a congressman in the 2000s. He's well known in Florida because he didn't support the Cuba embargo.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 15:00 (five years ago) link

have a very hard time believing that flake, collins, and manchin are going to vote against him now, after that cloture vote

Dan S, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:00 (five years ago) link

yeah flake's also mormon, and I think mormons have a slightly harder time cognitive dissonancing trump as a person.

iatee, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:01 (five years ago) link

Yeah, I'm increasingly certain that I will live to see people stop being polite and start getting real with some of these douchnozzles. You can only push people so far before they start pushing back.

i hope so

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:01 (five years ago) link

he predates the tea party but i always associated him with them, and slashing spending was always his jam

Trϵϵship, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:02 (five years ago) link

xp

Trϵϵship, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:02 (five years ago) link

I'll be kind of glad when Soros dies TBH but I"m sure someone will conjure up some other boogeyman

― akm, Friday, 5 October 2018 13:28 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(hint: the boogeyman will be the Clintons)

― akm, Friday, 5 October 2018 13:31 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(and then the Obamas)

― akm, Friday, 5 October 2018 13:31 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Not Jewish enough.

Zach Same (Tom D.), Friday, 5 October 2018 15:11 (five years ago) link

Manchin going yes pretty much puts this in the bag huh

frogbs, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:14 (five years ago) link

xpost But Muslim!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:15 (five years ago) link

Looking at Twitler's Tweets from today, and "These are not signs made in the basement from love!" just too late for a thread title (perhaps shortened to "made in the basement from love!").

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 5 October 2018 15:20 (five years ago) link

#bastaman is 100% otm on this

What just transpired is the clearest example yet of why the old approach of the Dem party is not working. If we continue on this path, the values, principles and rights that matter most will be lost forever. We must fight fire with fire. And when they go low, we must hit harder!

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) October 5, 2018

frogbs, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:22 (five years ago) link

Manchin going yes pretty much puts this in the bag huh

― frogbs, Friday, October 5, 2018 10:14 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's voting with collins, and so maybe he doesn't even know how he's voting yet

iatee, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:23 (five years ago) link

would anyone be interested in voting in a silly ballot poll on Most Punchable Member of Congress? it seems like something that demands a ballot, because there are so many good options. it would be wonderful to deliver a punch to lindsey graham or jeff flake right now, for example, but mitch mcconnell has been asking for it for years. we could also have Kavanaugh and others as options, too, of course.

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:24 (five years ago) link

what does 'hit harder' even mean? join them in constant bald faced lying?

iatee, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:25 (five years ago) link

pretty sure mcconnell would sweep that poll except for the one completely mysterious poster who voted for schumer

iatee, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:27 (five years ago) link

Paul Ryan's still there for now - but McConnell would only escape this if punching was the only damage you could do.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:28 (five years ago) link

I think everyone already decided on Ted Cruz

DJI, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:29 (five years ago) link

what does 'hit harder' even mean? join them in constant bald faced lying?

― iatee, Friday, October 5, 2018 10:25 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you don't need to lie about a damn thing to make these guys look like craven monsters

frogbs, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:30 (five years ago) link

i feel like schumer and feinstein laid out why this was all fucked up pretty well

Trϵϵship, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:34 (five years ago) link

there are only so many ways to say it

Trϵϵship, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:34 (five years ago) link

okay sure, but what do you do when the other side genuinely doesn't care? they elected one of the worst human beings in america to the highest office.

anyway I just think 'we should play hard ball' is mostly empty rhetoric.

iatee, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:36 (five years ago) link

so is this thread continuing like this all day or

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 15:41 (five years ago) link

i think the democrats need to rally around a few easily understood but widely appealing policy goals and just repeat them over and over. (Single Payer. Fight for 15. Police reform.) That's how trump won -- people knew what his narrative was.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:41 (five years ago) link

that's better than playing hard ball. they'll never beat trump at the insult game anyway.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:41 (five years ago) link

where's the tax returns?

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 5 October 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link

that's a good one

Trϵϵship, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link

"they go low, we hit harder" lmao ok sure let's become the party of mangled clichés

princess of hell (BradNelson), Friday, 5 October 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link

You'll Have a Job and a Doctor

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 October 2018 15:43 (five years ago) link

so is this thread continuing like this all day or

would you prefer we went back to arguing over whether or not emigration is an acceptable political strategy or which nicknames are acceptable

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:43 (five years ago) link

I don't see what Collins thinks she is gaining by still playing coy at this point. Unless she really is planning a McCain moment (he voted for cloture on the ACA repeal too, before voting against the final bill)... but idk that seems really unlikely

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:44 (five years ago) link

actually pretending to give a shit about their voting bloc would be a nice change

there is such a tangible, almost unprecedented sense of pure anger over the Kavanaugh thing. and the Dems response is...voicing procedural complaints

frogbs, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:44 (five years ago) link

imagine for a moment "democrats" / "liberals" had the convictions of our TEA*party friends and showed up at town halls and flooded phones lines of asshole republicans demanding to see the manchurian candidate's birth certificate. it's impossible. it's too ridiculous :)

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 5 October 2018 15:45 (five years ago) link

it would be wonderful to deliver a punch to lindsey graham

would love to but afaict his skull contains mostly congealed fat and dead fragments of brain matter so he would probably feel nothing

princess of hell (BradNelson), Friday, 5 October 2018 15:45 (five years ago) link

*tax returns ;)

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 5 October 2018 15:45 (five years ago) link

You'll Have a Job and a Doctor

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, October 5, 2018 11:43 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i like this

Trϵϵship, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:45 (five years ago) link

where's the tax returns?

― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, October 5, 2018 10:42 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's a good one

― Trϵϵship, Friday, October 5, 2018 10:42 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah it worked out great for us

iatee, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:46 (five years ago) link

morbs 2020 no what am i saying

princess of hell (BradNelson), Friday, 5 October 2018 15:46 (five years ago) link

"he promised during the campaign, asshole republican candidate x! let's see already. why not?"

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 5 October 2018 15:46 (five years ago) link

"Destroy them."

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 15:47 (five years ago) link

there is such a tangible, almost unprecedented sense of pure anger over the Kavanaugh thing. and the Dems response is...voicing procedural complaints

― frogbs, Friday, October 5, 2018 8:44 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk man this feels like really selective hearing to me

princess of hell (BradNelson), Friday, 5 October 2018 15:47 (five years ago) link

i know gillebrand isn't on the committee and is obv vying for a presidential aura but her speech on the senate floor the other week was a motherfucker

princess of hell (BradNelson), Friday, 5 October 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link

She seems to be the only pres hopeful with a working compass

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Friday, 5 October 2018 15:49 (five years ago) link

(some of the time)

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Friday, 5 October 2018 15:49 (five years ago) link

also i'll never spell her name right for the life of me

princess of hell (BradNelson), Friday, 5 October 2018 15:50 (five years ago) link

yeah it worked out great for us

hillary never insisted on it. not even close. and it's not the only thing 'the resistance' (or whatever) should scream about. far from it! but has no one in the DNC dealt with asshole bullies before? you fuck with them right back (or enjoy your supposed superiority complex while you can, when they're not bossing you around and stealing reproductive rights)

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 5 October 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link

there is such a tangible, almost unprecedented sense of pure anger over the Kavanaugh thing. and the Dems response is...voicing procedural complaints

― frogbs, Friday, October 5, 2018

Not what I'm seeing from many women I know.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link

Hoping that something this outrageous is enough of a stimulus to respond to massively, whereas something remotely resembling justice might not be.
Seeing Trump's benefit as a catalyst to react to seems to have motivated a lot over the last couple of years.
BUt still this does seem to be something that is going to cause a lot of damage.

Cross my fingers and hope for the best. Rose tinted spectacly or whatever.

Stevolende, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link


actually pretending to give a shit about their voting bloc would be a nice change

there is such a tangible, almost unprecedented sense of pure anger over the Kavanaugh thing. and the Dems response is...voicing procedural complaints

there's either going to be 0 dems voting for kavanaugh or 1, that 1 being a guy from the state donald trump won by the largest margin. what else are senate dems supposed to do here? there are more republicans in the senate, that is really all that matters in the end.

iatee, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link

The trillbillies speak for us all I think

Joe Manchin deserves to contract river blindness. An unparalleled example of chickenshitedness.

— 💀🎃🦉🦉🦉KILL BILLies🦇🦇🦇🎃💀 (@thetrillbillies) October 5, 2018

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Friday, 5 October 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link

Sen. @JeffFlake says he'll vote YES on Judge Brett Kavanaugh. Live coverage on @MSNBC.

— Christina Ginn (@NBChristinaGinn) October 5, 2018

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 16:00 (five years ago) link

this is the last puzzle piece of the coup that these fuckers have been planning ever since Nixon resigned

RIP USA

sleeve, Friday, 5 October 2018 16:01 (five years ago) link

Well, as Gore Vidal once said, there's a lot more nadir to come.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 16:04 (five years ago) link

so basically the vote isn't going to be a mystery at all by 3 pm unless someone is trolling McConnell House of Cards style...

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 October 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link

she could also test the waters with a "no" announcement later, knowing full well she'll be visited by Jowls O'Connell to reset her later that day.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 October 2018 16:06 (five years ago) link

silby, once again pushing the envelope

Trϵϵship, Friday, 5 October 2018 16:08 (five years ago) link

things can always get worse, and they will

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 October 2018 16:12 (five years ago) link

Things will get better. This all seems absurd.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 5 October 2018 16:13 (five years ago) link

can we keep that crap out of this thread, cos i doubt anybody's actually offended by it, but who wants the FBI subpoenaing this thread.....

at least steer them to the various hen fap threads

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 October 2018 16:13 (five years ago) link

xxxpost

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 October 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link

i'm increasingly convinced we're lurching towards violent american conflict before this administration hits an 8th year.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 5 October 2018 16:15 (five years ago) link

Someone here is otm

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Friday, 5 October 2018 16:15 (five years ago) link

I'll keep checking until Kavanaugh is confirmed and then, yeah, I'm gonna be taking that prolonged news vacation. Gotta lot of vomiting to catch up on.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 October 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link

what else are senate dems supposed to do here?

tell voters they'll impeach him over perjury and do a real investigation if he gets confirmed

frogbs, Friday, 5 October 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link

I am definitely not looking into buying a bunch of drones to deliver mifepristone and DUMPLINGS! on demand.

Yerac, Friday, 5 October 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link

It was nice knowing ILX

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Friday, 5 October 2018 16:20 (five years ago) link

silby, stop. Seriously.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 October 2018 16:21 (five years ago) link

Silby stop it

Trϵϵship, Friday, 5 October 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link

New poll from @latimes finds nearly every targeted House district tipping toward the Democrats. https://t.co/mixFblxcAY

— Alexei Koseff (@CapitolAlert) October 4, 2018

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 5 October 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link

there's your good news

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 16:26 (five years ago) link

Polls are for virgins who can't even drive.

Yerac, Friday, 5 October 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link

so weird that garbage-person Dana Rohrabacher's critical constituency may turn out to be... conservative Vietnamese? wtf

Rohrabacher also benefits from significant support among Asian Americans, who make up about 1 in 8 of the likely voters. Elsewhere in California, Asian Americans lean heavily toward the Democrats, but this district includes a large, conservative Vietnamese population. Asian American voters overall divide almost equally between Rohrabacher and Rouda, the poll found.

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 October 2018 16:38 (five years ago) link

does anyone remember when the President of the United States publicly claimed that sexual assault survivors were a dastardly plot by The Jew

frogbs, Friday, 5 October 2018 16:39 (five years ago) link

Mitch McConnell is unquestionably the world's drabbest evil genius. It's like America is being destroyed by one plain rice cake.

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) July 19, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 October 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link

Things will get better. This all seems absurd.

― Trϵϵship, Friday, October 5, 2018 11:13 AM (twenty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

things won't get better on their own.

nba jungboy (voodoo chili), Friday, 5 October 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link

Rohrabacher also benefits from significant support among Asian Americans, who make up about 1 in 8 of the likely voters. Elsewhere in California, Asian Americans lean heavily toward the Democrats, but this district includes a large, conservative Vietnamese population. Asian American voters overall divide almost equally between Rohrabacher and Rouda, the poll found.

I would guess it's a similar situation to older cubans

iatee, Friday, 5 October 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link

my friend texted me a bunch of pictures of their cats and I feel calmer now

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Friday, 5 October 2018 16:44 (five years ago) link

but... Rohrabacher is like the number one guy that likes to cuddle up with "communist"/former communist regimes?! So if these are former refugees from the Vietnam War that are die-hard Ho Chi Minh haters or whatever, they've glommed on to an unlikely savior.

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 October 2018 16:46 (five years ago) link

I would guess it's a similar situation to older cubans

― iatee,

Those are dying of prolonged exposure to cafe con leche and a Florida climate they've done little to control.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 16:47 (five years ago) link

Also old age

coetzee.cx (wins), Friday, 5 October 2018 16:48 (five years ago) link

I posted this in the Dem Party thread yesterday. Y'all should read it at lunch:

http://steveschale.squarespace.com/blog/2018/10/3/everything-youve-ever-wanted-to-know-about-florida-but-were.html

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 16:49 (five years ago) link

Murkowski is officially a No for confirmation. Perhaps Collins will join her, and Manchin will pull a McCain - yes to proceed, no on the actual vote.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 5 October 2018 16:49 (five years ago) link

but... Rohrabacher is like the number one guy that likes to cuddle up with "communist"/former communist regimes?! So if these are former refugees from the Vietnam War that are die-hard Ho Chi Minh haters or whatever, they've glommed on to an unlikely savior.

I mean the simple explanation is...they're dumb and they don't pay attention to this?

iatee, Friday, 5 October 2018 16:51 (five years ago) link

Pretty much all of Orange County is heavily Republican, no need to isolate any ethnic groups. It's Nixonland.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 5 October 2018 16:54 (five years ago) link

thx for that link Alfred

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 October 2018 16:54 (five years ago) link

that's certainly true that Orange County is heavily Republican, at least historically, but now:

As a result of those factors, Republicans lag behind in two of the four congressional districts that cover most of Orange County, long the heartland of California conservatism. The other two contests are dead heats.

that is crazy.

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 October 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link

Pretty much all of Orange County is heavily Republican, no need to isolate any ethnic groups. It's Nixonland.

this is a strange thing to say as OC politics is shifting very quickly, and ethnic groups are a big part of that

Murkowski is officially a No for confirmation. Perhaps Collins will join her, and Manchin will pull a McCain - yes to proceed, no on the actual vote.

yeah everyone is gloomy but I'm still a little bit hopeful about this. like I said before I just don't get collins at all and who knows, but if you're making a scene with a splashy conference it makes more sense to do it when you're being the hero.

iatee, Friday, 5 October 2018 16:58 (five years ago) link

hopefully otm

"it ain't over 'til it's over"

sleeve, Friday, 5 October 2018 16:59 (five years ago) link

Except being a hero applies to both sides, right? She could be a dramatic yes vote to win the favor of Republicans.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 5 October 2018 17:03 (five years ago) link

I’m of the belief that if they get any justice seated before the midterms it’ll be kind of a miracle if our institutions ever recover. Kept having immiserating thoughts this week about the future of democracy. Then I read this: http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2018/10/continuing-rise-american-style-fascism and, just, well, shit folks, things are fucking bleak as hell.

El Tomboto, Friday, 5 October 2018 17:10 (five years ago) link

oof I just read that too. This line gave me an ulcer: "Meanwhile, how the Republicans counter-attacked on Kavanaugh is nothing but a dry run for defending Trump."

rob, Friday, 5 October 2018 17:11 (five years ago) link

at this point I just don't believe Collins is going to do the right thing

Dan S, Friday, 5 October 2018 17:12 (five years ago) link

breaking w/ the pack is always going to feel like a more meaningful action than falling in line. she was treated like a national hero after the health care vote.

but again...she is a republican. she probably genuinely likes kavanaugh. who knows.

xp

iatee, Friday, 5 October 2018 17:13 (five years ago) link

Before Sen. Jeff Flake (R-AZ) voted to advance Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh in a procedural vote Friday morning, he had a discussion with a friend on the other side of the aisle, Sen. Chris Coons (D-DE).

“We had a positive and I think constructive conversation. He gave me an opportunity to make a few points I was eager to make,” Coons told reporters in the Capitol before the vote. “We spoke about our remaining concerns.”

looks like that bonding trip to Africa they took together was totally worth it!!

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 17:25 (five years ago) link

“We had a positive and I think constructive conversation. He gave me an opportunity to make a few points I was eager to make,”

https://i.vimeocdn.com/video/250969455_1280x720.jpg

omar little, Friday, 5 October 2018 17:28 (five years ago) link

electing Donald Trump as POTUS : the USA :: head trauma resulting in significant loss of brain matter : a living human being. Yes, you might be able to painfully shamble along for a little while in a crude imitation of life, but the writing is pretty much already on the wall if you still have enough remaining brain function to read it.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 October 2018 17:28 (five years ago) link

sad lol @ omar's img

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Friday, 5 October 2018 17:53 (five years ago) link

so is collins going to vote no but that douche is coming in after his daughters wedding which is going to kick this garbage to Pence?

akm, Friday, 5 October 2018 18:32 (five years ago) link

we'll know how collins is voting in about 25 minutes when she gives her epic speech at 3pm EST. most likely she will vote "YES".

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 18:34 (five years ago) link

will her constituents vote YES when she runs for governor in 2020

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 18:35 (five years ago) link

so is collins going to vote no but that douche is coming in after his daughters wedding which is going to kick this garbage to Pence?

If Collins, Murkowski, and every Democrat vote no, Kavanaugh is done. If Murkowski and every Democrat vote no, Pence breaks the tie and Kavanaugh is on the Supreme Court.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 5 October 2018 18:35 (five years ago) link

will there be any barf left in my body when kavanaugh is STILL on the supreme court in 2050? there are so many mysteries out there

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 18:36 (five years ago) link

Trick question, we will all be dead in 2050

sleeve, Friday, 5 October 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link

"this is the last puzzle piece of the coup that these fuckers have been planning ever since Nixon resigned

RIP USA

― sleeve, "

the last piece? are you kidding? things can (and probably will) get so much worse

I was watching (ha) the Shahs of Sunset last night while some of them travelled through Turkey to the Iran border and it was very emotional for them to look at a land they were born in and can't return to and I thought well, that could be us in 20 years.

akm, Friday, 5 October 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link

I'm not convince Manchin is going to vote no. although I don't know what he has to loose by voting no. To me it would seem that any way he votes he potentially loses support (do republicans in WV support him?)

akm, Friday, 5 October 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link

Of course they will get worse, my point is that Kavanaugh is the last piece of the bullet train to hell

sleeve, Friday, 5 October 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link

yes

xpost

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link

xp

sleeve, Friday, 5 October 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link

And he would galvanize the left in WVA in such a way that, I think, would compensate for any defections. Plus, he's likely to win his re-election.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link

and before anyone goes "lol what left in West Virginia," remember the teacher's strike.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 18:40 (five years ago) link

Between this shit and the Van Dyke verdict being delivered in a few minutes (they've already unofficially closed our office in anticipation of SOME kind of heightened response), it's just possible that I'll wind up having a panic attack before I make it home today.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 October 2018 18:41 (five years ago) link

martinis at five at Soto Laird.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 18:43 (five years ago) link

xpost

i have the same thought. if they both go the wrong way, jfc

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link

We even got a notice from the high school principal!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 October 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link

i have the same thought. if they both go the wrong way, jfc

― Karl Malone,

uh my martinis are perfect

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link

so Manchin's calculus is to vote the way Collins votes because her yes vote gives him cover to vote yes, right? so they will both vote yes

(apparently Graham has already "announced" that she will be a yes vote)

Dan S, Friday, 5 October 2018 18:53 (five years ago) link

So he would get on the court thanks to a Dem. Who Trump and the GOP will still campaign against.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 October 2018 18:56 (five years ago) link

yr math is off there

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 October 2018 18:57 (five years ago) link

if Collins is a yes, Manchin's vote doesn't matter

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 October 2018 18:57 (five years ago) link

ah, I see. so he could vote yes but then he has cover to say he was not the deciding vote.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 October 2018 18:59 (five years ago) link

martinis at five at Soto Laird.

― You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

I wish, sincerely. We'll be raising a glass on the west coast.

sleeve, Friday, 5 October 2018 18:59 (five years ago) link

phew. the jury did the right thing on Van Dyke.

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:01 (five years ago) link

The more I think about this the more I suspect Collins is leaning no? She’s deliberately positioned herself as the deciding vote, why grandstand like this if you’re gonna vote party line? It’s not like the choice is either Kav or some liberal judge...it’s him or someone who will vote the same way without the baggage.

frogbs, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:01 (five years ago) link

fingers crossed

sleeve, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:02 (five years ago) link

still

sleeve, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:02 (five years ago) link

Coming after you on Twitter if you're wrong.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:02 (five years ago) link

"why grandstand like this if you’re gonna vote party line?"

she had lunch with McConnell today. is she angling to get something from him?

Dan S, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link

a fun little detail - the Montana senator who has a wedding to go to this weekend (Daines) has been offered the services of a private plane back to DC to vote on Kavanaugh. the private plane is owned by Rep. Gianforte (the guy who physically assaulted a Guardian reporter and then was voted into office the next day by the highly intelligent citizens of Montana)

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:04 (five years ago) link

ew, that is a good detail

sleeve, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:04 (five years ago) link

Reportedly Collins currently has a police detail. One benefit of waiting till the last minute is minimizing the number of people who want to kill her before she has a chance to beat the retreat.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link

any ILXers live in Maine?

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:07 (five years ago) link

she's placed herself on this pedestal

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:07 (five years ago) link

she's up now

Dan S, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:08 (five years ago) link

i didn't know susan collins was basically emo philips

maximum derek borchardt (crüt), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:09 (five years ago) link

this doesn't sound like it's going in a good direction

maximum derek borchardt (crüt), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:09 (five years ago) link

she had lunch with McConnell today. is she angling to get something from him?

Yeah, she might be stupid enough to try that after he already screwed her once (ACA vote).

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:10 (five years ago) link

ok, it's officially done

Dan S, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:11 (five years ago) link

she had the fucking nerve to say "dark money" in association with anti-Kav forces

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:11 (five years ago) link

So that's that?

jmm, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:11 (five years ago) link

any ILXers live in Maine?

One of my best friends is from Maine. Trust me when I say the farther he can keep his family from the ballot box the better.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link

Never mind

frogbs, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link

My current roomie is from Maine and has otons of family still there. He seems to think she will be voted out now (2020). I am not sure of that.

Yerac, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:13 (five years ago) link

242 years wasn't a bad run, all told.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:13 (five years ago) link

just GET TO IT, collins

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:13 (five years ago) link

fuck

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:14 (five years ago) link

Is Collins an idiot? Sometimes I wonder if she or really any of these senators truly understand anything more than what it takes to get elected. Laws, news reports, controversies, the effects of their votes ... sometimes they act like they live in a secluded vacuum.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:14 (five years ago) link

the audacity to talk about dark money, fuck you

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:14 (five years ago) link

I guess 240 is probably more accurate and feels like a slightly neater number.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:15 (five years ago) link

damn it fuck this shit

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:15 (five years ago) link

she's babbling about Kav's opinions on the DC court supports her theory that he'll protect pre-existing conditions

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:15 (five years ago) link

hey everyone, she's read federalist no. 76 - she's given this issue deep thought

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:16 (five years ago) link

xxxp there's no necessity to understand anything else in order to perform the job, just depends on how you're placed in the political situation. some people need to understand, some don't.

j., Friday, 5 October 2018 19:16 (five years ago) link

lol this dumb ass just admitted that Kav and Roberts will keep precedents but gut them neatly

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:16 (five years ago) link

Yeah, it's one thing to support him, it's another to claim that all his most controversial positions are benign and ultimately to the benefit of the little guy.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:16 (five years ago) link

xxp like, kavanaugh's assurance that something is settled law - surely she understands something more than that about how the court makes and tears down laws? but who knows

j., Friday, 5 October 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link

I am wavering between i)nothing in life mattering and ii) feeling good that I haven't been paranoid my entire life about how terrible people really are.

Yerac, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link

Like, Collins is babbling righteously, but disingenuously ignoring all sorts of shit. Like Garland.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:18 (five years ago) link

silver lining: this seems likely to dull any supposed right wing voter push, now that they got their guy. and more likely to fan the flames of a left wing November blue wave.

i'll take what i can get, though even that i'm not sure about.

omar little, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:18 (five years ago) link

putting herself in the spotlight like this was a really stupid idea if this was the end game

iatee, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:18 (five years ago) link

loooooool

according to collins, kavanaugh's previous support for measures to protect the president from prosecution while in office means that believes that the president does not CURRENTLY have protection from prosecution while in office, therefore we don't have to worry about kavanaugh siding with trump on such a case

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:18 (five years ago) link

Susan Collins castigating everyone for opposing the nominee before he was even named, which is, of course what McConnell did immediately after Scalia’s death.

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) October 5, 2018

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:18 (five years ago) link

All these assholes, from Flake to Collins, they seem to recognize that we live in remarkable, unprecedented times, then they vote and operate as if we are not teetering on the brink.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:19 (five years ago) link

just announce your intention to vote for the sexual assaulter and fuck off

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:20 (five years ago) link

This Kav guy seems OK! Very reasonable.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:20 (five years ago) link

We should give him a chance.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:21 (five years ago) link

sometimes they seem to resent the rest of everything else, institution and party and opposing party and the times, forcing them into being consequential rather than just being able to make safe votes their whole careers

so they defiantly make 'principled' safe votes in order to stake a claim for the lost values rather than making any votes in favor of the things actually at stake

j., Friday, 5 October 2018 19:21 (five years ago) link

Listening now, sounds like Kav is actually a hero. We should have more fair and flexible intellects like him.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:22 (five years ago) link

Who’s going to tell Susan Collins that “special interests” and “dark money” argued over Kavanaugh on both sides.

— Elizabeth Drew (@ElizabethDrewOH) October 5, 2018

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:23 (five years ago) link

This is like the world's longest social studies book report

rob, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:23 (five years ago) link

hey I know we deleted my posts from this morning where I brainstormed some fun ideas but I kind of have a few more right now

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:24 (five years ago) link

This sounds like someone who was yes from moment 1.

— (((Harry Enten))) (@ForecasterEnten) October 5, 2018

nba jungboy (voodoo chili), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:24 (five years ago) link

fun, legal ideas

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:24 (five years ago) link

fun, wholesome, and legal ideas for having fun with republican senators

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link

i guess it's kind of comforting to know for sure that trump could've nominated a literal piece of dogshit and it would get 50 votes to confirm

nba jungboy (voodoo chili), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link

So much settled law, why even have a court?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:26 (five years ago) link

is there gonna be a midpoint in this speech

'that being said…'

j., Friday, 5 October 2018 19:26 (five years ago) link

I hope I have the sense to emigrate to Israel before the pogroms start

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:26 (five years ago) link

as a goof!

omar little, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:26 (five years ago) link

WAS there significant money spent opposing Kavanaugh? I saw pro-Kavanaugh TV commercials from the Judicial Whatever Network but I don't know about the other side.

evol j, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:27 (five years ago) link

the fun thing is we have no way of knowing

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:27 (five years ago) link

I think I might be ready for a purge. I'm pretty nimble and willing to take my chances.

Yerac, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:28 (five years ago) link

Kavanaugh, such an underdog

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:28 (five years ago) link

I'm a tiny bit cheered by the idea of Collins making this Very Important Speech affirming her loyalty to her party's intellectual and spiritual leader, Donald J Trump, and meanwhile he watches it for about 90 seconds, groans "BORRRRRRRING" and pops in his VHS of Bloodsport.

evol j, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:31 (five years ago) link

lol

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:31 (five years ago) link

lol

j., Friday, 5 October 2018 19:31 (five years ago) link

I hope the voters of Maine turn against her en masse and her governor-ship dreams go in the tank as a result cuz this is the lamest kind of grandstanding

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:32 (five years ago) link

OK she really believes because Garland and Kav voted 90 percent of the time that it's worth a mention. Most SCOTUS cases are unanimous!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:32 (five years ago) link

I'm told Maine is mostly inbred lobstermen so who knows xp

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:32 (five years ago) link

like, why did she position herself this way, what does she gain from it, when so many of us suspected her yes vote was a foregone conclusion for months

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:32 (five years ago) link

she gains attention

nba jungboy (voodoo chili), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:33 (five years ago) link

she probably thinks she does nothing and the world is just a whirlwind of speculation around her

j., Friday, 5 October 2018 19:33 (five years ago) link

too bad Maine's current governor is a festering toad.

evol j, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:33 (five years ago) link

she wanted this big opportunity to shine in the spotlight to accomplish... what exactly? handing Trump a Supreme Court that will protect him?

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:33 (five years ago) link

Well, that fund for whoever her opponent is just got past $2 million now.

Yerac, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:34 (five years ago) link

maybe she wants to be vice president

j., Friday, 5 October 2018 19:34 (five years ago) link

Maybe she should just sit at home and darn socks like a good little woman.

Yerac, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:35 (five years ago) link

gang rape allegation is "OUTLANDISH" and put forward without any evidence...which is why they decided to not investigate it at all

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:35 (five years ago) link

I DEFINITELY believe her...but also she's a liar

Number None, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:36 (five years ago) link

oh my fucking god she's repeating FOX talking points

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:36 (five years ago) link

I don't think you can be a republican otherwise?

Yerac, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:37 (five years ago) link

collins believes ford, believes that she is a survivor and that her life was changed by this assault

HERE COMES THE 'NEVERTHELESS' WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

nevertheless her claims can't be corroborated by the 4 people there that evening! so collins must believe that ford was mistaken in believing 100 fucking percent that it was Kavanaugh

jfc, fuck off collins

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:37 (five years ago) link

Collins will face an uphill battle in her pursuit of the vice presidency once the SC rules women unconstitutional.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:38 (five years ago) link

this stuff about the assault claims is really horrible. she doesn't deserve to have a platform ever again

Dan S, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:38 (five years ago) link

this is pretty fucked up

rob, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:38 (five years ago) link

white women are embarrassing and i’m embarrassed to be one

maura, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link

so are Cuban women

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:40 (five years ago) link

imo the strategy behind this grandstanding is not just Collins's, it's the party's. by having a woman put the seal of approval on the confirmation, they hope to 'soften' the collateral damage among women voters.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:42 (five years ago) link

trying to close the book on it

j., Friday, 5 October 2018 19:42 (five years ago) link

xp agree, and giving this speech with two women republican senators standing behind her.

Dan S, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:43 (five years ago) link

don't get the wrong idea, though, everyone: Collins is a big supporter of #metoo, and she has a special message for survivors:

"i pledge to do all that i can to ensure that their daughters and granddaughters never share their experiences."

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:43 (five years ago) link

if only she was something she could do, right now, hmmmmmm

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:43 (five years ago) link

ok, rage level off the charts, i am self-banning for a few hours

FUCK

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:44 (five years ago) link

is she still talking

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:45 (five years ago) link

white women, constantly showing their asses.

Yerac, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:45 (five years ago) link

ah yes, the leaker is the real enemy here

Number None, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link

imo the strategy behind this grandstanding is not just Collins's, it's the party's. by having a woman put the seal of approval on the confirmation, they hope to 'soften' the collateral damage among women voters.

yeah this is a pretty compelling argument

iatee, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link

Now it’s the internet’s fault

Engles in the Outfield (cryptosicko), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:49 (five years ago) link

"i pledge to do all that i can to ensure that their daughters and granddaughters never share their experiences."

"but if they do wind up having those experiences, oh well. the past is the past, no need to punish the people who did it to them."

nba jungboy (voodoo chili), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:50 (five years ago) link

I can only hope that the contempt expressed toward the American public as symbolized by votes to confirm Kavanaugh are met with responses which are proportionately contemptuous. May the American public get real creative with the range of available options for expressing their own contempt.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:51 (five years ago) link

I made the mistake of going to the NRO Twitter feed and it's Earth-3 over there: praising her compassion, her hammer, her logic.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:54 (five years ago) link

imo the strategy behind this grandstanding is not just Collins's, it's the party's.

This makes sense. It certainly didn't sound like a very agonized or uncertain decision on her part.

jmm, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:56 (five years ago) link

JOE MANCHIN SAYS HE'S A YES on Kavanaugh.

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) October 5, 2018

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:57 (five years ago) link

lifted my self-ban to break the breaking news

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:58 (five years ago) link

fuck all these worthless assholes

nothing works, our society is doomed

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Friday, 5 October 2018 19:58 (five years ago) link

yup

sleeve, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:59 (five years ago) link

that was biggest grandstanding piece of political bullshit theater that i've seen in quite a while

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 20:00 (five years ago) link

the fundraiser page for Collins's future opponent has crashed https://t.co/1FAwaSXi7F pic.twitter.com/aEGWXsWRA4

— Sean T. Collins (@theseantcollins) October 5, 2018

wow

frogbs, Friday, 5 October 2018 20:11 (five years ago) link

good

sleeve, Friday, 5 October 2018 20:13 (five years ago) link

these assholes deserve the fucking worst

princess of hell (BradNelson), Friday, 5 October 2018 20:14 (five years ago) link

i mean, good, but i hope the page goes back up soon

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 20:14 (five years ago) link

I long for such small victories at this point

omar little, Friday, 5 October 2018 20:15 (five years ago) link

burn. it. the. fuck. down.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 5 October 2018 20:18 (five years ago) link

now.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 5 October 2018 20:19 (five years ago) link

btw I'm sure McConnell knew that Murkowski, because of her predicament in Alabama and because she loathes him, was a no and had planned for it.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2018 20:23 (five years ago) link

No one cares if society is doomed because they'll be saved by motherfucking god.

Yerac, Friday, 5 October 2018 20:23 (five years ago) link

Anyway, if Democrats want to prove Susan Collins is vulnerable in Maine--the Governor, the State Senate, and one of the two House members are all Republican, and all of those offices are up for election in a month.

— Xenocrypt (@xenocryptsite) October 5, 2018

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 5 October 2018 20:25 (five years ago) link

Menendez is officially going the "vote for the crook - it's important" route. Just saw a TV ad that said "Bob Hugin said he would vote for every one of Donald Trump's Supreme Court nominees" and ended with "I'm Bob Menendez and I approved this message because it's never mattered more."

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 5 October 2018 20:42 (five years ago) link

that's the only reason im voting for him tbh

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 5 October 2018 20:49 (five years ago) link

Me https://t.co/93qNxN7Ky9

— Susan Rice (@AmbassadorRice) October 5, 2018

Dan S, Friday, 5 October 2018 21:08 (five years ago) link

hearing thru Maine friend grapevine that she's gonna retire and that her husband has (surprise) Russian money

sleeve, Friday, 5 October 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link

but hey at least she got to twist the knife for her scumbag buddies

sleeve, Friday, 5 October 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link

Are there any weekend protests - like a general, nationwide thing - planned?

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 5 October 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link

hope so. would be nice to do it *before* the final vote

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 21:17 (five years ago) link

The page is back up.

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 5 October 2018 21:21 (five years ago) link

"I found her testimony to be sincere, painful and compelling. I believe that she is a survivor of a sexual assault and that this trauma has upended her life. Nevertheless"
"I found her testimony to be sincere, painful and compelling. I believe that she is a survivor of a sexual assault and that this trauma has upended her life. Nevertheless"
"I found her testimony to be sincere, painful and compelling. I believe that she is a survivor of a sexual assault and that this trauma has upended her life. Nevertheless"
"I found her testimony to be sincere, painful and compelling. I believe that she is a survivor of a sexual assault and that this trauma has upended her life. Nevertheless"
"I found her testimony to be sincere, painful and compelling. I believe that she is a survivor of a sexual assault and that this trauma has upended her life. Nevertheless"

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 21:21 (five years ago) link

nevertheless Susan persisted

omar little, Friday, 5 October 2018 21:22 (five years ago) link

i just bought susancollins2020.com

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 21:25 (five years ago) link

maybe she really is retiring. i'm surprised it wasn't registered

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 21:26 (five years ago) link

"BELIEVE SURVIVORS. NEVERTHELESS..."

jmm, Friday, 5 October 2018 21:26 (five years ago) link

she's totally retiring

sleeve, Friday, 5 October 2018 21:27 (five years ago) link

"fuck you, I'm out" just like Kennedy

sleeve, Friday, 5 October 2018 21:28 (five years ago) link

oh well, at least it was only $2.99/yr

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 21:29 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhBmXKKYq1E

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 5 October 2018 21:52 (five years ago) link

When I am presidetn will you join my cabinetn as Secretary of Websites km, y/n

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 October 2018 21:55 (five years ago) link

yesn

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 October 2018 22:01 (five years ago) link

Not Postmaster General?

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 5 October 2018 22:26 (five years ago) link

where's the tax returns?

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 5 October 2018 22:34 (five years ago) link

oppo dump

akm, Friday, 5 October 2018 22:48 (five years ago) link

Is red dawn still a film shown to the youth as something one should live by.

Morality once meant something. & not about lowest price one could go for.

I mean the shite that goes on in the US does have a lot of repercussion worldwide so i would watch what is sanctioned, innit.

Stevolende, Friday, 5 October 2018 23:32 (five years ago) link

don't you have a brexit thread to post in? why do you keep inflicting your idle musings on us?

sleeve, Friday, 5 October 2018 23:57 (five years ago) link

I’m really warming up to Stevolende’s posting style. We should all start from the least cynical position we can stand and then, socratically, end up staring doom in the face.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 October 2018 00:18 (five years ago) link

also devote a line break to each of our thoughts
i guess i could talk about how much i hate republicans here
and then express some of my apparently infinite despair here

princess of hell (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 October 2018 00:20 (five years ago) link

I wasn’t being sarcastic!

El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 October 2018 00:24 (five years ago) link

1992 was a good year for women elected to the Senate (partly because of Anita Hill I think) - Dianne Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Patty Murray, Carol Moseley-Braun. We need to elect a lot more. The Senate should be at least 50% women

Dan S, Saturday, 6 October 2018 01:35 (five years ago) link

I wasn’t being sarcastic!

― El Tomboto, Friday, October 5, 2018 5:24 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

neither was i
ok maybe a little

princess of hell (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 October 2018 01:36 (five years ago) link

sorry stevo that started feeling a little mean, i have no problem with your posting style

princess of hell (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 October 2018 01:37 (five years ago) link

i could do without the functionally inert rhetorical form of a question expressing an uncontested sentiment of your audience though

j., Saturday, 6 October 2018 01:38 (five years ago) link

Out camping this weekend and not really accessing news anymore but I hope y'all are doing ok

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Saturday, 6 October 2018 01:42 (five years ago) link

do you want us to catch you up on all the important tweets you missed

j., Saturday, 6 October 2018 01:43 (five years ago) link

wish I were out camping

Dan S, Saturday, 6 October 2018 01:44 (five years ago) link

cosign

gbx, Saturday, 6 October 2018 01:46 (five years ago) link

The Senate should be at least 50% women

― Dan S, Friday, October 5, 2018 6:35 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

agree with the sentiment here but also the senate should be abolished

gbx, Saturday, 6 October 2018 01:46 (five years ago) link

yes

Dan S, Saturday, 6 October 2018 02:27 (five years ago) link

Ilx should be 50% women

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 6 October 2018 02:40 (five years ago) link

But OH WELL

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 6 October 2018 02:41 (five years ago) link

^^^

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 6 October 2018 02:56 (five years ago) link

but also ilx shd be abolished

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 6 October 2018 02:57 (five years ago) link

lol

Murkowski has emerged from this with some credibility

Dan S, Saturday, 6 October 2018 02:59 (five years ago) link

Ilx should be 50% women

― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie),

I disagree. Not bc i dislike my bros at all but it would be better to have more women and more people in general

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 6 October 2018 03:03 (five years ago) link

mods please only allow new regs from women

El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 October 2018 03:06 (five years ago) link

woke

montoya (Ross), Saturday, 6 October 2018 03:07 (five years ago) link

Murkowski has emerged from this with some credibility

kind of, sort of. They had one vote to give, so she got it, one less Republican senator and she would be a yes.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 6 October 2018 03:16 (five years ago) link

yeah you're probably right

it's all pretty cynical isn't it

Dan S, Saturday, 6 October 2018 03:19 (five years ago) link

we need at least 50% women progressives / democrats in the Senate

and in ilx

Dan S, Saturday, 6 October 2018 03:25 (five years ago) link

obviously r/n abolishing the senate would just expose us to the gerrymandered house but otherwise i might make "abolish the senate" my "where's the tax returns?"

though tbh if it weren't egregiously spammy i would just get on ilx every morning and post this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqbEsS5kFb8

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 October 2018 03:28 (five years ago) link

Abolish any reference to religion within government communications or in federal/state buildings.

Yerac, Saturday, 6 October 2018 03:32 (five years ago) link

Remove all of the perks and prestige and force elected officials to wear maybe like a burlap sack or a diaper and also a set of those dumb redneck teeth.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Saturday, 6 October 2018 04:14 (five years ago) link

though tbh if it weren't egregiously spammy i would just get on ilx every morning and post this:

good mourning

canary christ (stevie), Saturday, 6 October 2018 06:19 (five years ago) link

wheres those taxessss

j., Saturday, 6 October 2018 06:21 (five years ago) link

I can’t stop watching this. pic.twitter.com/7GVvCLKR6M

— James Corden (@JKCorden) October 6, 2018

canary christ (stevie), Saturday, 6 October 2018 06:23 (five years ago) link

That is maybe the purest distillation of the Fox News essence

circa1916, Saturday, 6 October 2018 06:39 (five years ago) link

Final frame on a Clinton and everything

circa1916, Saturday, 6 October 2018 06:41 (five years ago) link

the performative fake normalcy of drinking bud light which they can't even do without short-circuiting
ingraham not stopping for a second to see if the hired chud is okay in her speed to deliver boilerplate whataboutery against the UCLU

canary christ (stevie), Saturday, 6 October 2018 06:52 (five years ago) link

it followed an item about an increased number of selfie deaths btw. Nothing political. Just innocently making fun of dead people.

StanM, Saturday, 6 October 2018 07:32 (five years ago) link

ilx should be 50% less american

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 October 2018 09:50 (five years ago) link

Kavanaugh decision necessitates massive, sustained civil disobedience from now until whenever Thomas, Roberts, "I like beer" or one of these other ghouls croaks

I hope nobody who voted to confirm this frat fuck gets a good night's sleep ever again

It's like an Christian pop (thewufs), Saturday, 6 October 2018 09:52 (five years ago) link

ilx should be 50% less american


thanos.jpg

shrek and han solo kinda dress the same (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 6 October 2018 10:05 (five years ago) link

My greatest fear right now is being unable to find a job outside of the US in my painfully cramped subfield. I can't think of a single Western nation I loathe nearly as much. Even fucking Italy and Austria strike me as less pernicious at the moment due to their limited power.

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 October 2018 10:19 (five years ago) link

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the fact that there hasn't been a May 68-like general strike all across the country since Trump got elected goes to show how strong the tacit consensus is ('this is a tad excessive, but still acceptable'). The resistance is there, but its numbers are frankly pathetic. The fact of the matter is that Trump represents the democratic will of the American people at the moment; he really does stand for what the majority thinks is tolerable, even though it disagrees with some of the 'finer' points. This wouldn't be a big deal to me if the epidemic were under quarantine, but the US is currently empowering fascism all over the world.

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 October 2018 10:45 (five years ago) link

I'm not blaming any of you personally, btw. I just happen to be more convinced than ever that most human beings are ultimately kind of alright with fascism, and not just in the US.

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 October 2018 10:48 (five years ago) link

I kinda think almost everybody thinks that fascism is totally bad and unacceptable. Unless... And it turns out a lot of people have really surprisingly low thresholds for when fascism is the least bad option. The 'Never Trumpers' now saying that they've been driven towards Trump because of Kavanaugh would be laughable, if it wasn't both so despairing and so utterly predictable.

Frederik B, Saturday, 6 October 2018 10:54 (five years ago) link

It's as if the word 'fascism' were awful and unforgivable but not the thing itself. Same with 'racism', 'sexism', etc.

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 October 2018 11:08 (five years ago) link

good mourning

― canary christ (stevie)

damn you!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 October 2018 11:15 (five years ago) link

Top o' the mournin'!

Zach Same (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 October 2018 11:20 (five years ago) link

the fact that there hasn't been a May 68-like general strike all across the country since Trump got elected goes to show how strong the tacit consensus is

I think "tacit" is the key word there - I feel like A) it's a lot easier to do nothing now than it was 50 years ago and B) there's a much more palpable sense that resistance is futile - when was the last time civil disobedience demonstrably led to real reform anyway? Which is why the key word in my last post was "sustained" - the pressure has to be unrelenting. It may be that Trump represents the "democratic will of the American people at the moment," But I don't think he represents that same will even 5 years from now. So we've got to find a way to make the bring the future of the American electorate into the present, and obviously to reverse-engineer partisan gerrymandering. That's a tall fucking order. But crazier things have happened.

It's like an Christian pop (thewufs), Saturday, 6 October 2018 11:29 (five years ago) link

it’s mourning in america

shrek and han solo kinda dress the same (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 6 October 2018 11:30 (five years ago) link

Just call me Angel of the mourning

Yah Mo B. Hawkins (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 6 October 2018 11:32 (five years ago) link

The Angel of the Mourning would like to stay, awaken the dead, and make whole what has been smashed. But a storm is blowing from Paradise; it has got caught in his wings with such violence that the Angel of the Mourning can no longer close them. This storm irresistibly propels him into the future to which his back is turned, while the pile of debris before him grows skyward.

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 6 October 2018 11:40 (five years ago) link

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the fact that there hasn't been a May 68-like general strike all across the country since Trump got elected goes to show how strong the tacit consensus is

It's almost like most people are barely keeping all their plates spinning financially and also have personal problems and mental health and health issues oh and by the way depend on the health care they get from their jobs for for their families and children

Go fuck yourself

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 6 October 2018 12:29 (five years ago) link

No excuses for the richest, most powerful country in the world. I'd sympathise if your government weren't fucking the rest of us over as well. Fuck the US, fuck Russia, fuck China, fuck every megalomaniacal Empire. We shouldn't have to put up with your toxic bullshit. I'm out.

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 October 2018 12:34 (five years ago) link

I'll work in a general strike between working 40 hours day job and driving Lyft at night cool buddy?

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 6 October 2018 12:39 (five years ago) link

Like you realize everyone here is actually like not rich and not powerful right?

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 6 October 2018 12:41 (five years ago) link

The fact of the matter is that Trump represents the democratic will of the American people at the moment; he really does stand for what the majority thinks is tolerable, even though it disagrees with some of the 'finer' points.

imo shut up

princess of hell (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 October 2018 12:41 (five years ago) link

It's like we spend zillions of hours talking about how he didn't win the popular vote, the way that the electoral college, gerrymandering and the Senate disproportionately represents certain states and groups and the dismantling of the social safety net and workers rights and health care and a million voter supression tactics and a million examples of cops straight up murdering American citizens in front of their homes and violent militaristic putdowns of demonstrations in places like Ferguson and it's like are you paying no attention? It's getting into "well if he hit hey why didn't she leave him?" territory

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 6 October 2018 12:52 (five years ago) link

But yeah a general strike that happened 50 years ago in a completely different country and political culture wouldn't work here and now

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 6 October 2018 12:54 (five years ago) link

Or even understand the degree to which there is no safety net here in the US... Like I have a friend I just venmod 40 bucks to that I'm really worried is pretty much homeless now, he got fired from a job at the University and had some mental health problems, I think he's kinda getting by by crashing here and there and busking and ppl kicking him down cash

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 6 October 2018 13:00 (five years ago) link

^this type of thing has happened to people i know as well.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 October 2018 13:05 (five years ago) link

upper miss I get where you're coming from & I think singling America out for poor resistance to trends in political hegemony is naive at best, but to the broader point, it does say something sad -- and something more than "people are busy, overwhelmed, and in no condition to resist at the level that would be necessary" -- that we can't seem to say, you know, either we take the hit collectively now & somehow put a stop to this or it just gets worse

I'm the same as anybody else, at the end of the day I'm looking out for my family & trying not to lose my mind & I'm on my grind 7 days a week I can't show up to meetings where people figure out what exactly rebellion would consist of...like obviously I can't, neither can you, anybody who'd ask that of a working dad is a dick. but still... Juvenal said in the first century A.D. that if people have bread & circuses they won't give that much of a fuck what the government does. mass media age means they can even keep the bread down to the absolute minimum but as long as people are entertained they're unlikely to assert their collective strength.

however anybody who thinks this is unique to America is mistaken.

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 6 October 2018 13:11 (five years ago) link

Reading the above jeremiad I have to assume it’s already November 7 and the Democrats have failed to take back the house?

El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 October 2018 13:14 (five years ago) link

it's hard to have a general strike when most workers don't have unions and in a larger sense are terrified that capital doesn't even need them

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 6 October 2018 13:16 (five years ago) link

Xpost jc
Yeah would not disagree with any of that and I could definitely do more than I do...I early voted yesterday at lunch which felt like at least a small concrete thing.

Though for real I do think our work based health care system is the most evil method of social control, like literally you think ok play along or you and/or your family won't get health care, it's fucking barbaric.

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 6 October 2018 13:17 (five years ago) link

Xpost I'm sure the US democratic party as currently constructed retaking the lower house of our legislature will totally fix things

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 6 October 2018 13:19 (five years ago) link

What positive changes resulted from the May '68 general strike, honestly? The most successful examples of civil disobedience I can think of are the Indian independence movement and the Civil Rights movement and neither of those situations seems comparable to the present-day US. xps

The nexus of the crisis (Sund4r), Saturday, 6 October 2018 13:22 (five years ago) link

like we spend zillions of hours talking about how he didn't win the popular vote, the way that the electoral college, gerrymandering and the Senate disproportionately represents certain states and groups

We don’t spend hardly enough time talking about any of this. Every time it’s brought up it gets slapped down by a flash mob of asinine putzes making little variations on the theme of WELL WHATCHA GONNA DO NERD, CHANGE THE RULES? Which is nothing more than the self-flagellating progressives’ version of the insipid “it’s a republic, not a democracy” bullshit you hear from worthless libertarian onanists.

If we think representative democracy is how to solve some of our scariest problems, then we have to establish representative democracy and then defend it. The method of allowing the court to call the 2000 election has to be deemed illegitimate and prohibited from ever happening again. The district maps of 2010 have to be completely redrawn. The senate has to be elected by nationwide proportionality. The electoral college has to be disintegrated. The district and the occupied territories have to be enfranchised. These systemic issues are all directly linked to our current state of affairs and I see almost nobody actually working to address any of them.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 October 2018 13:30 (five years ago) link

also lol wow @ pomenitul being full of shit

El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 October 2018 13:32 (five years ago) link

changing the senate is the only one that seems impossible

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 6 October 2018 13:32 (five years ago) link

there's your 28th-31st amendments.

(28) The district maps of 2010 have to be completely redrawn.
(29) The senate has to be elected by nationwide proportionality.
(30) The electoral college has to be disintegrated.
(31) The district and the occupied territories have to be enfranchised.

21st savagery fox (m bison), Saturday, 6 October 2018 13:33 (five years ago) link

tombot/m bison 2020

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 6 October 2018 13:34 (five years ago) link

Pretty much

El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 October 2018 13:35 (five years ago) link

Sund4r, to name but a few: minimum wage went up by 35%, other salaries by 10%, a 4th week of paid vacation was added, company-specific union chapters were implemented, sexual attitudes loosened up, the youth acquired the right to be taken seriously, feminist discourse became more mainstream, etc.

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 October 2018 13:40 (five years ago) link

(32) Danny from Steubenville, Ohio must get that thing on his neck looked at, immediately

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 October 2018 13:40 (five years ago) link

xpost

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 October 2018 13:40 (five years ago) link

It's alright, dear neighbours, I'd be in denial too if I were you. After all, your country is so utterly special, none of us could ever fathom what it's like to be in your shoes. I'll be sure to apologise for being upset with your choices once all hell truly breaks loose.

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 October 2018 13:42 (five years ago) link

where do u live dude?

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 6 October 2018 13:43 (five years ago) link

xpost this was also before wages stagnated for 4 decades

xxpost are you fucking larry appleton

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 October 2018 13:43 (five years ago) link

pomenitul, i feel your anger. there's a lot of prerequisite steps before american goes into "general strike is a viable strategy" territory. historically we had multiple waves of extremely effective anti-left repressions (Red Scares, COINTELPRO) and our children get very little education in the history of labor organizing. the civil rights movement is pretty much the extent of our cultural knowledge of mass movements, and even that has been co-opted and sanitized, presented as sort of episodic moments of intense individual expressions sparked by powerful charismatic leaders as opposed to a sustained, centuries-long resistance undertaken by broad social groups in solidarity with one another. we teach kids that the first amendment protects the rights to assembly and speech, but we do not practice that. american youth are extremely isolated and segregated from one another, so opportunities to build solidarity are limited. we have an intensely individualistic culture where our fiercest political battles are over creating opportunities for individuals to succeed (i.e. affirmative action) and not creating a good life to preserve the dignity of all.

in short, americans don't know how to strike because no one is teaching them.

21st savagery fox (m bison), Saturday, 6 October 2018 13:46 (five years ago) link

minimum wage went up by 35%, other salaries by 10%, a 4th week of paid vacation was added, company-specific union chapters were implemented

Thanks, didn't know these were negotiated to end the strike. Good to know. These do all seem like concrete labour issues so idk if this method would work wrt issues like terrible Supreme Court nominations, political corruption, or repressive immigration policy. (I do think there are present-day analogues to the more abstract things you list, e.g. BLM and MeToo.) xp

The nexus of the crisis (Sund4r), Saturday, 6 October 2018 13:49 (five years ago) link

eat my ass pomenitul

global tetrahedron, Saturday, 6 October 2018 13:50 (five years ago) link

O for a Democratic House paradise

Americans really don't risk stuff for the general good unless guns are involved

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 October 2018 13:56 (five years ago) link

Though for real I do think our work based health care system is the most evil method of social control

OTM

valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Saturday, 6 October 2018 14:13 (five years ago) link

Changing the subject to something more productive, I thought this was a reasonable series of predictions:

With Brett Kavanaugh's confirmation likely tomorrow, here a few thoughts on what this might mean for the next 5-10 years of Supreme Court action. (Thread.)

— Orin Kerr (@OrinKerr) October 6, 2018

Of course, since the odds are actually pretty good, relatively speaking, I want to know how radically a future 6-3 conservative court might behave.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 October 2018 14:17 (five years ago) link

btw amendment-wise i'm willing to move from "abolish the senate" to "make the senate democratic" if it has more of a chance. scale the number of senators to state population, at least a LITTLE bit. paint it as just another step, following the 17th amendment, in *keeping* the sacred checks and balances (having one body that's elected less frequently and has more weighty enumerated responsibilities) while making it more democratic.

also: impeach the president

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 October 2018 14:30 (five years ago) link

The fact of the matter is that Trump represents the democratic will of the American people at the moment; he really does stand for what the majority thinks is tolerable...


Thank you for this deeply stupid take.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 6 October 2018 15:08 (five years ago) link

If we think representative democracy is how to solve some of our scariest problems, then we have to establish representative democracy and then defend it. The method of allowing the court to call the 2000 election has to be deemed illegitimate and prohibited from ever happening again. The district maps of 2010 have to be completely redrawn. The senate has to be elected by nationwide proportionality. The electoral college has to be disintegrated. The district and the occupied territories have to be enfranchised. These systemic issues are all directly linked to our current state of affairs and I see almost nobody actually working to address any of them.


Tombot/Raggett 2020

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 6 October 2018 15:12 (five years ago) link

Yeah. The idea that a general strike could ever happen in the USA at its current level of political organization and awareness is ludicrous. Riots can always happen when disorganized people are sufficiently angry, but general strikes require pre-existing organization and coordination. They don't happen spontaneously.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 6 October 2018 15:17 (five years ago) link

I think the middle class was better off too to where you could strike, be without income for a bit or even get fired, and have a fighting chance of still getting by, even after making those sacrifices.

A significant portion of my friends and family couldn't even bear to lose 2 days of income, much less lose their jobs over the strike. Some would literally be couch-hopping within 1-2 weeks. When your priority is food and shelter, it's hard to focus on much else.

Admittedly, I'm not in that position, and could do more...and need to start doing more.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 October 2018 15:29 (five years ago) link

Honestly, how can a May '68 event, which happened in a country (50 years ago, BTW) that's roughly both geographically​ and population-wise the size of a single above-average US state (like, say, Texas, New York, or California), even get off the blocks here today?

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 6 October 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link

he said "the fact of the matter," a signal to skip to the next post

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 October 2018 15:46 (five years ago) link

general strikes require pre-existing organization and coordination. They don't happen spontaneously

The general strike in May 1968 in France had no pre-existing organization, in fact the main unions opposed it.

droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 6 October 2018 15:46 (five years ago) link

My latina friend who has a lot of kids and a shitty husband and makes the most money in all of her family so she has most of the responsibility was lamenting that she wasn't doing more. And I told her that by all means she needs to do what she needs to do for her family first and foremost. This is a fight I am wholly telling white people, especially the men, that they need to get their shit together.

Yerac, Saturday, 6 October 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link

I understand where pomenitul is coming from (I'm Canadian) but it was presented pretty harshly and I do feel a lot of empathy for my neighbours and ilx posters from the US. It is easy to feel inundated as an outsider with the US politics threads-media coverage and also fear that it will fork up our country (which has a lot of its own problems tbf). Worst I can say about US is it feels like another planet to me, one that hasn't really changed but I hope things improve for you all and dmac otm as well.

montoya (Ross), Saturday, 6 October 2018 15:52 (five years ago) link

Pomenitul you blab a lot of shit on the canadian politics thread too

Go for a walk

F# A# (∞), Saturday, 6 October 2018 15:58 (five years ago) link

^^^^

montoya (Ross), Saturday, 6 October 2018 15:59 (five years ago) link

I don't recall saying anything unusually controversial in the Canadian politics thread, though. Refresh my memory?

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:01 (five years ago) link

It’s a pile-on bro, just put on your helmet and wait for it to end.

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:06 (five years ago) link

I do strongly disagree with the idea that trump is a true democratic representative of ordinary america though.

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:07 (five years ago) link

Fair enough (x2).

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link

it’s not even up for discussion. he lost the popular vote.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:12 (five years ago) link

I don't recall saying anything unusually controversial in the Canadian politics thread, though

I don't recall this either fwiw.

The nexus of the crisis (Sund4r), Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:13 (five years ago) link

how about everyone turn their smugness levels down to 1 and back off a little

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link

it’s not even up for discussion. he lost the popular vote.

If the popular vote were the only thing that mattered, Americans may have voted differently (for better or worse). Anyhow, only 40% 'strongly disapprove' of Trump at the moment. Disapproval is higher, of course, but my anger is such right now that I don't think it enough, especially in light of Kavanaugh's imminent confirmation.

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link


If the popular vote were the only thing that mattered, Americans may have voted differently (for better or worse).


a completely nonsensical statement

gbx, Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link

Don't people also vote based on their electoral college?

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link

Nearly everyone I encounter everyday in America not only hates trump but is obsessed with hating him.

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link

Maybe this is a “bubble” but at the very least he is bitterly divisive. No sort of bland consensus figure that reflects pre-existing sentiment.

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:24 (five years ago) link

Don't people also vote based on their electoral college?


most ppl? not at all! they vote for the candidate they want to win

gbx, Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:24 (five years ago) link

If the popular vote were the only thing that mattered, Americans may have voted differently (for better or worse).


lmao please don’t let the facts get in the way of ur bold take

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link

Anyhow, only 40% 'strongly disapprove' of Trump at the moment. Disapproval is higher, of course

fwiw, this makes him measurably the least popular president in modern history, esp. as these numbers have been consistently awful through his entire presidency, territory that most other presidents have only dipped into at occasional low points, or slid into on the way to defeat in their bids for a second term. it's fair to be disappointed that these numbers are not even higher, and it does say some sad things about the state of the american polity, but it's rather different than him being a measure of what the majority of americans want.

If the popular vote were the only thing that mattered, Americans may have voted differently (for better or worse).

well sure, but that's a hypothetical universe - shouldn't what happened in this universe count for at least some kind of data point?

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:26 (five years ago) link

switching to a popular vote system would certainly change campaign strategy and the types of people that get nominated but i don't know how that would affect the ideological breakdown of the population

maximum derek borchardt (crüt), Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:27 (five years ago) link

that's a hypothetical universe - shouldn't what happened in this universe count for at least some kind of data point?

Oh, it most certainly does. It's just not quite the 'gotcha' moment some assume it to be.

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link

We gotcha though

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link

That’s where you’re wrong

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link

pomenitul is a Canadian dairy farmer and I claim my five

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:30 (five years ago) link

The general strike in May 1968 in France had no pre-existing organization

The level of political organization and awareness in France is an order of magnitude higher in France than in the USA. The fact that strong unions existed is more to the point than whether the leadership opposed the strike. If the rank and file didn't oppose it, the leadership would be impotent to stop them. Also, France had successful general strikes before 1968, which laid the groundwork. The USA has never gone on general strike.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:31 (five years ago) link

I mean there's no way some idiot racist faux populist shithead trainwreck of a human being could get any popular support in progessive Canada

https://m.scmp.com/news/world/united-states-canada/article/2149824/canadas-trump-doug-ford-populist-brother-crack

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link

veg otm

montoya (Ross), Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:36 (five years ago) link

this is OT but i have to confess that my eyes have been reading it as "pomentiful" for god knows how long. like pomegranate + plentiful.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:38 (five years ago) link

I like it.

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:43 (five years ago) link

elsewhere on the intertubez, not news but a nice reminder of what's what here in the US of MAGA ~

1. The issue whether Kavanaugh told the truth is crucial here, irrespective of one's opinion of the testimony (or claims) against him. It's pretty clear he did not tell the truth, yet the party of "morality" and "honor" will put him on the court. The quality of the testimony or proof presented by others is totally irrelevant to this question; Kavanaugh's testimony had more holes than swiss cheese, the Mets' infield, and the Giants' offensive line, combined.

2. The defense of Kavanaugh's demeanor and temperament only confirms the overall affirmative action program that still exists for the privileged. Simply stated, a high school dropout who has never held a steady job or had a break, wrongly accused of crime, behaves that way in court and he's held in contempt and doing jail time for behaving exactly the way Kavanaugh did.

But Kavanaugh is "wrongly accused" therefore had the right to hold his questioners in absolute contempt. And accordingly he's going on the Supreme Court where he'll pass on the contumacious behavior of his lessers,

and, of course,

get on with the business of ending "affirmative action."

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:47 (five years ago) link

pomenitul is a Canadian dairy farmer and I claim my five

― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, October 6, 2018 9:30 AM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's not canadian, but he sure as hell gives off the same smugness you see in a lot of canadians that talk shit about america. the typical canadian knows jack shit about america because they are fed news reports by canadian news agencies that repost/reword news articles from major american news outlets, which are already far disconnected from the regular american

F# A# (∞), Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:58 (five years ago) link

he's not canadian

Um, what do you mean by this?

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 October 2018 17:01 (five years ago) link

most of the canadians i know IRL know more about US politics than the average american

Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 October 2018 17:01 (five years ago) link

^ yep.

montoya (Ross), Saturday, 6 October 2018 17:02 (five years ago) link

xp

i'm talking about canadians who live in canada obviously

F# A# (∞), Saturday, 6 October 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link

me too

Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 October 2018 17:06 (five years ago) link

well i live in vancouver and the dumb things canadians say about america is endless

F# A# (∞), Saturday, 6 October 2018 17:08 (five years ago) link

fa and karl both have fair points - there's definitely a vibe in Vancouver that are shit doesn't stink vs. the U.S. which is not correct.

montoya (Ross), Saturday, 6 October 2018 17:11 (five years ago) link

Rep. Jim Renacci, the Republican Senate candidate, defends flying on strip club owner's plane to meeting with faith leaders https://t.co/I2jxqtvmZR

— Adam Goldman (@adamgoldmanNYT) October 6, 2018

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 6 October 2018 17:23 (five years ago) link

hypothetical time: if it was possible to go back in time to just before blasey ford came forward, and convince her not to do it, would you do it?

positive outcomes of her coming forward:
- serves as an inspiration for many survivors, helped to push a difficult but essential "national conversation", #metoo, etc
- possibility that kavanaugh's influence on the court will be diminished in some ways, at least for a while
- prominently solidified the party identify of republicans as giant fucking assholes

negative outcomes of her coming forward:
- demonstrated clearly to survivors that the people running the country don't give a shit about them, even as they claim to be moved by their stories
- civil war 2 doomsday clock moves closer to midnight as more people realize just how evil republicans actually are
- continued demoralizing evidence that aggressive lying defeats compassionate truth, at least in the short term
- according to some reports/polls, significantly increased republican voter enthusiasm while having a milder effect on democrats (who were already highly "enthused", relatively)

??? outcomes of her coming forward:
- led to several red state democratic senators to vote against kavanaugh who probably would not have otherwise (will this hurt in midterms? or hopefully lead to more support from left-leaning people in those states who typically feel forgotten?)

-----
given all that, would it be better to go back in time and just erase all of that? hopefully it's obvious that i'm not blaming ford. what she did was extremely courageous. the GOP and state media are the villains here. it just seems like the nightmare scenario might be taking place - not only did her coming forward not stop kavanaugh, but it might have led to a number of other things getting "worse". personally, i think that this is all very painful but necessary step toward something that's better - it's necessary to confront our national demons head-on. but in some ways that argument also feels like #accelerationism. i guess it depends on who is actually confronting the demons in this country.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 October 2018 17:28 (five years ago) link

I'd argue that second guessing the consequences instead of just doing the right thing in the moment is what has hamstrung the progessive movement in the US, so yeah I agree with your 2nd-to-last sentence there

sleeve, Saturday, 6 October 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link

i mean, ethically i think i would feel compelled to just apprise ford of what ended up happening and leave the decision up to her. it's her life and her trauma, not mine.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 October 2018 17:31 (five years ago) link

sadly, even i cannot identify my second to last sentence there, lol
xp

Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 October 2018 17:32 (five years ago) link

oops 3rd to last, before the accelerationism

sleeve, Saturday, 6 October 2018 17:32 (five years ago) link

feel like I'm gonna be trying to wrap my head around "we believe Dr Ford, but we don't think he did it" for all eternity

frogbs, Saturday, 6 October 2018 17:33 (five years ago) link

we believe she was assaulted by bart o'kavanaugh, not the next supreme court justice

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 6 October 2018 17:45 (five years ago) link

Press them on it and it basically has to be some variant of the Whelan doppelgänger theory.

jmm, Saturday, 6 October 2018 17:49 (five years ago) link

Republicans control the Senate by a 51-49 margin, and Saturday’s vote seems destined to be nearly party-line. Sen. Joe Manchin of West Virginia is the only Democrat expected to vote for Kavanaugh’s confirmation. Sen. Lisa Murkowski of Alaska is opposed, but says she will vote “present” as a courtesy to another Republican who will be absent for his daughter’s wedding.

looks like the private plane of physical assaulter gianforte won't be needed to transport montana senator daines to cast the deciding vote for sexual assaulter kavanaugh. great job congress

Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 October 2018 18:24 (five years ago) link

i would go back in time and plead with democratic leaders not to embrace the stories of the 2nd and 3rd accusers until and unless their stories had been appropriately vetted. i would get on feinstein's case to deny being the source of the leak vigorously the instant someone said the word "leak," not weeks later. i would ask the democratic senators to actually listen to kavanaugh's testimony and call him out in real time on every little thing he got wrong, like those "four" "witnesses" who "denied" ford's allegation, instead of just sitting there. i would go back and ask all pseudo-liberal commentators and op-ed writers not to start their columns with such easy targets as michelle goldberg's "Obviously, I believe Christine Blasey Ford..." like, what happened in 1982 might have been obvious to michelle goldberg, but it wasn't obvious to anybody else. i would ask the democratic strategists to for god's sake think about what they're doing before they do it, and think about things that could be used as memes against them, so that they don't keep handing gift after gift to donald trump. i would ask them to study and devise strategies against their opponent's tactics. i would invent some democratic strategists.

Thus Sang Freud, Saturday, 6 October 2018 18:31 (five years ago) link

the dems' and the media's constant silence in the face of lies is pretty infuriating, i mean i feel like people are just unprepared with the facts to counter lies at any given moment, so they can just be steamrolled over in the moment and then their later meek rebuttals land barely a glancing blow if that.

omar little, Saturday, 6 October 2018 18:44 (five years ago) link

One’s experience of how “the dems and the media” are treating this seems widely variable according to what outlets & channels you follow

El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 October 2018 18:55 (five years ago) link

i do realize it's extremely difficult to factcheck people whose baseline is lies and misdirection and blame-shifting

omar little, Saturday, 6 October 2018 18:59 (five years ago) link

today's political climate sometimes seems like an evolution of "movements" like the bush-era climate deniers. you could argue facts with them, you could patiently explain the various ways they were clearly wrong, you could scream your head off or attack the underlying institutions that empowered them. but in the end, they would retreat to places like Watts Up With That (a climate denial blog which was also the most popular "climate change" site on the internet) and re-arm themselves with their own set of facts and build each other up in the comment sections. we're contending with a combination of a relatively small number of people (and bots) acting in bad faith and then then millions of people that they completely succeed in fooling

Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 October 2018 19:04 (five years ago) link

EXCLUSIVE Chief Justice Roberts has received many misconduct complaints against Kavanaugh from a fellow judge based on Senate comments. In tense confirmation, he did not referr them to a judicial panel for further investigation. Me w @amarimow @thamburger https://t.co/gi9GYh2y4H

— Carol Leonnig (@CarolLeonnig) October 6, 2018

nba jungboy (voodoo chili), Saturday, 6 October 2018 19:09 (five years ago) link

poor john roberts, obviously so worried about kavanaugh diminishing the integrity of his court

Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 October 2018 19:14 (five years ago) link

i know no one will want to watch this final vote, but the protesters screaming while pence repeats "the sgt at arms will restore order in the gallery" is absolutely CHILLING.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 October 2018 19:46 (five years ago) link

they keep interrupting the vote, too

Dan S, Saturday, 6 October 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link

There's a massive hotel workers strike going down next door to my office and it's the only thing keeping my spirits afloat right now.

Fetchboy, Saturday, 6 October 2018 20:03 (five years ago) link

feel like I'm gonna be trying to wrap my head around "we believe Dr Ford, but we don't think he did it" for all eternity

― frogbs, Saturday, October 6, 2018 12:33 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we believe she was assaulted by bart o'kavanaugh, not the next supreme court justice

― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, October 6, 2018 12:45 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The hit is complete.

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 6 October 2018 20:12 (five years ago) link

the US is currently empowering fascism all over the world

― pomenitul, Saturday, October 6, 2018 10:45 AM (nine hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

incredible how cluelessly facile this is

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 6 October 2018 20:17 (five years ago) link

if you think trump is anything other than a symptom of the rot at the heart of the global order you've clearly not been thinking very hard for the last decade

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 6 October 2018 20:18 (five years ago) link

modi and erdogan and putin and duterte would be delighted to hear they're all trump's fault

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 6 October 2018 20:20 (five years ago) link

Fire every NYT dude

One big political Q, to me: does cementing a 5-4 conservative majority also cement Trump’s alliance with traditional R leaders more securely than ever, or does it open the possibility for conflict by removing the most important goal linking them?

— Alex Burns (@alexburnsNYT) October 6, 2018

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Saturday, 6 October 2018 20:24 (five years ago) link

Too clever by half.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 October 2018 20:26 (five years ago) link

Yes, McConnell and Ryan need his ability to excite the monsters, but McConnell and Ryan have been courting monsters for well past a decade.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 October 2018 20:27 (five years ago) link

I agree with the latter part, but you misread me. Empowering and generating are two different things. My frankly uncontroversial claim is that Modi, Erdogan, Putin and Duterte's positions have all been strengthened, to varying degrees, by Trump's presidency.

xps

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 October 2018 20:27 (five years ago) link

McConnell and Ryan are monsters.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 October 2018 20:27 (five years ago) link

When you get a job at the New York Times, do you shove the ice pick into your own temple, or does HR do it for you?

grawlix (unperson), Saturday, 6 October 2018 20:27 (five years ago) link

I agree with the latter part, but you misread me. Empowering and generating are two different things. My frankly uncontroversial claim is that Modi, Erdogan, Putin and Duterte's positions have all been strengthened, to varying degrees, by Trump's presidency.

... and Orban, Salvini, and every other tinpot fascist prick on the planet.

Zach Same (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 October 2018 20:34 (five years ago) link

Precisely. See also: Steve Bannon's European Tour™.

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 October 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link

no idea why these goons would think that this fight galvanizes one side without the other.

“I want to thank the mob, because they’ve done the one thing we were having trouble doing, which was energizing our base,” McConnell says. Time will tell. https://t.co/zUHEzoYUSB

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) October 6, 2018

nba jungboy (voodoo chili), Saturday, 6 October 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link

McConnell presser happening now.

He's touting the bipartisan opioid bill as an example of what the Senate can still do when "both sides get together." I read about the bill on Thursday but don't know if it's any good. Anyone?

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 October 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link

I don't think NYT dude's question is at all unwarranted. Certainly the GOP will be in lockstep with Trump for the time being, but since they got what they wanted out of having a dipshit reality star installed as POTUS, don't be surprised if they see the tide turning against them and they throw him to the wolves. These motherfuckers' loyalty hinges entirely upon self-interest. That said, since the dems taking the House won't be enough in and of itself to make Trump a GOP pariah, I'm not holding my breath that'll happen anytime soon. Just keep praying for that presidential embolism!

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Saturday, 6 October 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link

Certainly the GOP will be in lockstep with Trump for the time being, but since they got what they wanted out of having a dipshit reality star installed as POTUS, don't be surprised if they see the tide turning against them and they throw him to the wolves.

This isn't the finish line. The finish line is a 9-0 right-wing court. The finish line is a means test for the rights currently "guaranteed" in the Constitution. The finish line is no taxes on anyone making more than $100,000 a year. The finish line is the total elimination of all forms of social insurance. They'll ride with anyone who helps move them toward the finish line, for as long as it takes. Once he's out of office and can't help them anymore, he'll be disappeared just like W or Bush I, but until that day, he's their god-king.

grawlix (unperson), Saturday, 6 October 2018 20:50 (five years ago) link

no idea why these goons would think that this fight galvanizes one side without the other.

problem is, one side was already galvanized

Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 October 2018 21:03 (five years ago) link

My frankly uncontroversial claim is that Modi, Erdogan, Putin and Duterte's positions have all been strengthened, to varying degrees, by Trump's presidency...


Also by Brexit. Could there be a connection? Makes u think...

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 6 October 2018 21:08 (five years ago) link

It's unclear to me how much Modi's position has been strengthened by either Trump or Brexit, actually. I'd be interested to hear more about this. Modi and Trump had one good meeting but I thought the relationship grew shakier since then:
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-44639927
https://ustr.gov/about-us/policy-offices/press-office/press-releases/2018/march/united-states-launches-wto-challenge

I haven't heard anything about what Brexit means in terms of Modi's position in India.

The nexus of the crisis (Sund4r), Saturday, 6 October 2018 21:17 (five years ago) link

Brexit is custard-pie-in-the-face farce so I doubt it's empowered anyone.

Zach Same (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 October 2018 21:23 (five years ago) link

unclear to me how much Modi's position has been strengthened by either Trump or Brexit

I don't think pomenitul is thinking at all in terms of practical politics or accretions of useful power when he claims those proto-fascist leaders have been "empowered", but because those are exactly the terms upon which proto-fascist leaders operate, they would find pomenitul's claim about their empowerment to be wholly theoretical and more or less worthless.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 6 October 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link

The crowd in front of the U.S. Supreme Court is tiny, looks like about 200 people (& most are onlookers) - that wouldn’t even fill the first couple of rows of our Kansas Rally, or any of our Rallies for that matter! The Fake News Media tries to make it look sooo big, & it’s not!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 6, 2018

Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 October 2018 21:58 (five years ago) link

Since the Inauguration we've all become aware of his crowd-estimate abilities.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 6 October 2018 22:02 (five years ago) link

how many different versions of this have we heard now?

Senate Republicans, not the White House, set the scope of the FBI probe into sexual assault allegations against Brett Kavanaugh, including the decision not to interview the Supreme Court nominee or accuser Christine Blasey Ford, said Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell.

In an interview shortly before the Senate is set to vote on confirming Kavanaugh, McConnell said GOP members of the Judiciary Committee made the decision in a meeting with two other Republicans who were at the time withholding their support, Senator Susan Collins of Maine and Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska.

“The White House took grief for setting the scope, but we gave them the scope,” said McConnell of Kentucky.

“We reached an agreement that it had to be done in seven days, the FBI needed to talk to anyone Dr. Ford mentioned, and also Ramirez and anyone she mentioned,” McConnell said. He was referring to Deborah Ramirez, who said Kavanaugh exposed himself to her during a drunken party while they attended Yale University in the 1980s.

Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley of Iowa previously told reporters he hadn’t restricted what the Federal Bureau of Investigation could investigate or who they could interview beyond looking at current, credible allegations.

Regarding the decision not to ask the FBI to interview Kavanaugh or Ford, McConnell said, “None of them wanted to do that. We just heard testimony, hours and hours of testimony. Nobody thought there was a need to do the same thing all over again.”

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-10-06/kavanaugh-confirmed-to-supreme-court-after-brutal-partisan-fight

Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 October 2018 22:02 (five years ago) link

Come on, Election Day. Come on...

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 6 October 2018 22:03 (five years ago) link

at different points i've read that mcgahn set the scope, that there was no scope, and that the fbi was determining the scope itself. now it turns out that the judiciary committee + collins/murkowski set the scope?

Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 October 2018 22:04 (five years ago) link

I've never wanted to vote the smugness out of anyone's smirks so much.

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 6 October 2018 22:05 (five years ago) link

xp yes that's what it sounds like. really, fuck them. I wish there were some consequences

Dan S, Saturday, 6 October 2018 22:06 (five years ago) link

The McGahn story I read actually made sense to me, from his nefarious vantage. Reportedly Trump called him up and told him to let the FBI do whatever they wanted and needed to do, and he cautioned, whoa there, my man, who knows what they might turn up if totally unleashed, let's just do the minimum that's requested of us. Which is what it sounds like they did. I mean, I totally see why they wouldn't want a full investigation opened up into Bart.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 October 2018 22:10 (five years ago) link

yeah they really didn't want the FBI to interview Kavanaugh, who was never ultimately made to give straight answers to questions at the hearing

Dan S, Saturday, 6 October 2018 22:13 (five years ago) link

I am sure that McConnell will always consider his manufacturing of a 5-4 conservative Supreme Court majority, through the blatant abuse of power while holding a one-vote majority in the Senate, to be his finest achievement. When (an not, I hope, if) the Democrats acquire their own slim majorities in Congress and take their revenge, I am sure he will give plentiful quotes to the press deploring their lack of collegiality and blatant abuse of power.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 6 October 2018 22:13 (five years ago) link

except that they don't have the guts to take their revenge

please prove me wrong!

sleeve, Saturday, 6 October 2018 23:32 (five years ago) link

Re: Protest Size: Apparently they had an above-average amount of blockades up by the Court and Capital this morning, which as you imagine limited access.

Can't believe a pretzel almost took out Bush, but Trump hasn't yet bled out from forgetting to clear the zipper after a piss.

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 6 October 2018 23:42 (five years ago) link

You assume he unzips to piss

El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 October 2018 23:46 (five years ago) link

ew

yeah, there's a bunch of blockades, the Capitol Plaza is closed off

sleeve, Saturday, 6 October 2018 23:59 (five years ago) link

These fucking lying liars.

Yerac, Sunday, 7 October 2018 00:01 (five years ago) link

Trump sits down to pee.

louise ck (milo z), Sunday, 7 October 2018 00:02 (five years ago) link

so do i AND I VOTE

21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 7 October 2018 00:03 (five years ago) link

<3

sleeve, Sunday, 7 October 2018 00:04 (five years ago) link

it really is better

sleeve, Sunday, 7 October 2018 00:04 (five years ago) link

sitting down to pee is not a shameful thing

that era has passed. nothing that belongs to it exists anymore

Dan S, Sunday, 7 October 2018 00:06 (five years ago) link

to quote a line from In the Mood for Love

Dan S, Sunday, 7 October 2018 00:08 (five years ago) link

(the second line, not the first)

Dan S, Sunday, 7 October 2018 00:08 (five years ago) link

I've sent us way off topic, sorry

Dan S, Sunday, 7 October 2018 00:09 (five years ago) link

The only hope I have is voting this November so the blue wave will cure us of this madness, led by fearless Pelosi and Schumer.

dan_theman, Sunday, 7 October 2018 00:11 (five years ago) link

Schumer is hopelessly mired in the muck and is pretty worthless as a leader, but don't sell Pelosi short. Even though she isn't going to set a very progressive agenda, she'll hold her caucus together and all moving in one direction, which is a very tough job.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 7 October 2018 00:25 (five years ago) link

We'll see. I say, let's have a blue wave, and people can decide for themselves how they like the results.

dan_theman, Sunday, 7 October 2018 00:27 (five years ago) link

all of you assholes should be sitting down to pee.

Yerac, Sunday, 7 October 2018 00:29 (five years ago) link

Pelosi's getting a bunch of airtime in Texas because a conservative PAC is running an attack ad claiming Dem Congressional candidate Lizzie Fletcher is her puppet.

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 October 2018 00:30 (five years ago) link

Pelosi has explicitly stated she's going to do jack diddly shit about Trump or Kavanaugh.

Why people place hopes and dreams on this "blue wave", must be an escapist fantasy born out of fatalism.

The conservative PAC shit is no different than this: establishment Democrats are the colmes to the GOP's Hannity.

dan_theman, Sunday, 7 October 2018 00:34 (five years ago) link

Hot take.

Van Horn Street, Sunday, 7 October 2018 00:35 (five years ago) link

scorching

21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 7 October 2018 00:35 (five years ago) link

It's not really a scorching take to pay attention to the positions people take in public.

dan_theman, Sunday, 7 October 2018 00:36 (five years ago) link

I see.

I like queer. You like queer, senator? (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 October 2018 00:45 (five years ago) link

i don't imagine anyone is expecting any form of blue wave to usher in any kind of progressive utopia, certainly not while trump is president. stopping the bleeding for two years would by itself mean massive improvements in millions of people's lives. so cool it with the hot takes, brett kavanaugh is on the fucking supreme court and everything is fucking terrible.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 7 October 2018 00:50 (five years ago) link

dnftt

El Tomboto, Sunday, 7 October 2018 00:51 (five years ago) link

I'm on board with the outrage, just not sure we can expect to immediately replace Pelosi/Schumer. I've lived in SF since Nancy Pelosi first ran for congress. I've met her personally. She has been the only viable candidate in 24 consecutive elections I have vote in. She's been an amazing speaker of the house. She is an incredible fundraiser. She is old and doesn't have the most progressive platform, but as Aimless said she will hold the caucus together, and that's what's important. I'm not going to vote for Lisa Remmer the republican this time out of spite.

Dan S, Sunday, 7 October 2018 00:55 (five years ago) link

I know my own utopian idealistic stances are unrealistic, I'm just shooting the shit here on an anonymous (???) messageboard. No trolling here.

dan_theman, Sunday, 7 October 2018 00:57 (five years ago) link

I expect some people are tired of unrealistic stances when shit like what happened today happens.

Van Horn Street, Sunday, 7 October 2018 00:59 (five years ago) link

"amazing" is an amazing adj for a nontransformational pol

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 October 2018 01:04 (five years ago) link

transformational isn't everything

Dan S, Sunday, 7 October 2018 01:06 (five years ago) link

it's all we have time for

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 October 2018 01:16 (five years ago) link

well I guess I can't argue with that

Dan S, Sunday, 7 October 2018 01:18 (five years ago) link

I do feel like time is running out

Dan S, Sunday, 7 October 2018 01:22 (five years ago) link

dan_theman I think this message board is a safe place to post, it's anonymous if you want to be anonymous

Dan S, Sunday, 7 October 2018 02:13 (five years ago) link

ilx is safe enough, if all you want to do is post and be anonymous while doing so. But if you think you'll get any respect for "shooting the shit", you will find that such respect is not forthcoming. On the contrary.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 7 October 2018 04:23 (five years ago) link

This message board is filled with well-informed, smart, tasteful people. Most of whom are also abrasive jerks. I’ve been here for years and I rarely post.

DJI, Sunday, 7 October 2018 04:25 (five years ago) link

take a hint already why doncha

j., Sunday, 7 October 2018 04:40 (five years ago) link

fuck man actual convo with sister in law:

(kavanagh gets confirmed)

her: this happened fifty years ago, get over it.

me: so what if that happened to one of your kids?

bro: so why did she come forward now? it's cuz he has money..

dad (who hates trump): well, trudeau's worse

me: i'm in bad company here, this is not going to go anywhere.

kill me now

montoya (Ross), Sunday, 7 October 2018 04:51 (five years ago) link

Happy Thanksgiving

jmm, Sunday, 7 October 2018 04:58 (five years ago) link

DNC and GOP are the same party. No difference between the two, which is verifiable through hard facts.

The people who tell you otherwise, like Alfred, etc., here, are people who don't understand the gun that's to the back of their necks and don't appreciate the trigger that's going to be pulled on them.

dan_theman, Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:03 (five years ago) link

I'm the guy with the finger on the trigger to people like Alfred Soto whatever, so what the hell do I care. Blammo.

dan_theman, Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:04 (five years ago) link

wow, nailed it

mookieproof, Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:05 (five years ago) link

I just find it funny morons like Alfred and El_tomboto support people who want to kill them. Morons.

dan_theman, Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:05 (five years ago) link

i miss the days when i didn't recognize sockpuppets on impact

Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:06 (five years ago) link

You dudes don't want to hear the truth, because it makes you poop your pants, when you see actual facts confirm it over and over again. I'm disappearing into the shadows where I belong. Seeyah.

dan_theman, Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:07 (five years ago) link

it's not that we don't want to hear the truth, it's because we're afraid of it. because it's too close to what we love. whoa

Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:09 (five years ago) link

b-b-b-but dan_theman promised he wasn't trolling!

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:09 (five years ago) link

Cool. Yeah, this is so dumb and trolly, but the whole “GOP and DEMS are just two puppets held up by the same man, maaaan” shit is still something I get from some hard left acquaintances and it’s so fucking useless considering the immediate reality of what’s happening right now and what options we have.

circa1916, Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:18 (five years ago) link

* disappearing like Marty McFly * the only winning move is not to playyyy...

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:22 (five years ago) link

*shits*

velko, Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:28 (five years ago) link

*fills biff's car with velko's shit*

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:30 (five years ago) link

really cool to hear from a poster with "the man" as part of his handle that as a gay Hispanic man I don't "understand the gun that's to the back" of my neck and doesn't appreciate "the the trigger that's going to be pulled" on me.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:33 (five years ago) link

I'm a drunk crazy weirdo, ignore everything I'm saying here.

dan_theman, Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:35 (five years ago) link

Not like i have to tell ya!

dan_theman, Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:36 (five years ago) link

Boy oh boy am I a weirdo with no credibility. All I care about is making a good paycheck. So be it.

dan_theman, Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:37 (five years ago) link

thought you were leaving there bud

montoya (Ross), Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:40 (five years ago) link

hmmmm. this dan_theman guy is starting to sound familiar. like another guy who's been banned twice already. or is it three times now?

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:47 (five years ago) link

Yet, everything this banned guy was banned for has come true beyond expectations.

If you're as sharp as you all think you are, why dart and dodge what you know as truth? Just be honest with yourselves and join me.

dan_theman, Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:50 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/CpWzkk5.jpg

Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:52 (five years ago) link

it's not about being sharp for me, it's just fucking lame to call people morons. this is hopeless anyway, like a badminton match for one against a fucking wall

montoya (Ross), Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:52 (five years ago) link

that is unfair to badminton against a wall, which is invigorating

Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:57 (five years ago) link

Is the consensus now that GOP will retain congress? That they calculated that the Kavanaugh case was a vote winner for them not a vote loser? if so that makes the extra weeks investigation an extra weeks time to get their voters riled up. the 'blue wave' seems a bit uncertain?

anvil, Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:59 (five years ago) link

i'm really not sure about the overall effect of the kavanaugh confirmation on the midterms. before it happened, it seemed like the democrats were sailing toward taking over the house, and possibly even the senate. in the midst of it, when a delayed vote until after the midterms seemed possible (kavanaugh dropping out and someone else being nominated but voted on until after elections), it seemed like that would really motivate republican voters to show up and alter the presumptions. but now, after kavanaugh has been confirmed, and what's left is a bunch of democratic voters that are fucking pissed? i think we'll need to wait a week or so and see how the momentum shifts.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 October 2018 06:03 (five years ago) link

Agreed, if its shifted a bunch recently it can shift a bunch again. I cant tell if this was part of plan or not, to keep this in news cycle seemed dumb at first, then smart, and now Ive no idea, maybe neither - but I could see the rationale behind it, especially if most of the seats up for re-election are D

anvil, Sunday, 7 October 2018 06:11 (five years ago) link

the kavanaugh confirmation is more brutal than most democratic voters realize, though. the benefit of gaining a democratic majority is to change/update the laws of the land. the republicans just landed control of the supreme court for the next decade or two, at least. i guess it's rude to talk about when they'll die, but of the conservative jsutices, clarence thomas is the oldest, and he's 70. alito is 68. it's going to be bullshit 5-4's for a very long time. and that means that even if something like medicare for all becomes the law of the land, it could very well be temporary. it's important to vote this november, duh, and it would be helpful to help check the power of literally the dumbest person in the entire world, donald trump, but if left-leaning voters knew how fucked we are, many of them wouldn't bother voting.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 October 2018 06:12 (five years ago) link

Chief Justice John Roberts has received more than a dozen judicial misconduct complaints against SCOTUS nom Brett Kavanaugh but not referred them for investigation. @CarolLeonnig @amarimow @thamburger https://t.co/eEVY30WkRa

— Beth Reinhard (@bethreinhard) October 6, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 October 2018 06:19 (five years ago) link

Starting to look more and more like the SC was the main game and Trump a gaudy wrapper to distract outrage and legitimise brute power politics.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 7 October 2018 09:51 (five years ago) link

*normalise, rather

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 7 October 2018 09:53 (five years ago) link

Good mourning!

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 7 October 2018 10:38 (five years ago) link

you must be re-hearse-ing for an arsekicking from Alf!

calzino, Sunday, 7 October 2018 10:46 (five years ago) link

I got yer tax returns right here.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 October 2018 11:20 (five years ago) link

Starting to look more and more like the SC was the main game and Trump a gaudy wrapper to distract outrage and legitimise brute power politics.

― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK),

This was the ball game in October 2016, though.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 October 2018 11:21 (five years ago) link

from this morning's NYT story about the House races:

t might seem strange for Republicans to improve their standing even as Mr. Kavanaugh’s falls. It is even stranger since the Times/Siena polls provide zero evidence — truly, zero — to support the view that Republicans are now likelier to say they intend to vote than they were before the Kavanaugh hearing.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 October 2018 11:26 (five years ago) link

yeah, there is no consensus on what the Kavanaugh confirmation will have on midterms. The immediate effect is that Senate polls have broken in favor of Republicans, however many House polls have actually broken in favor of Democrats since the initial Ford accusations broke.

There are competing theories, some that the Kavanaugh thing will galvanize the GOP base, others that now that he's confirmed, some of the excitement will die down as they won't feel like they have an open SCOTUS seat to worry about....whereas Democrats are furious now that he's officially confirmed.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 October 2018 11:45 (five years ago) link

In all likelihood we have at least 2 or 3 batshit scandals/controversies to go before midterms, and Kavanaugh will feel like it happened 3 years ago by the election

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 7 October 2018 12:56 (five years ago) link

otm

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 October 2018 13:34 (five years ago) link

just sent my vote-by-mail ballot back. fuck the GOP.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 October 2018 13:34 (five years ago) link

getting a wee bit tired of people sharing "DON'T VOTE ABSENTEE" memes though.

it's based on generalized information that isn't true, such as stamps being required (not so in Orange County). also in Florida, due to a judge's ruling in 2016, they have to let you cure a ballot that was not accepted due to mismatched signature, and you can check on the status of your ballot, and go early vote if for some reason it gets lost in the mail.

half my friends basically saying "YR VOTE WON'T COUNT"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 October 2018 13:39 (five years ago) link

I vote absentee and am registered in Oregon, where voting is done by mail anyway. The envelope very clearly says you don't need postage if mailed in the US

rob, Sunday, 7 October 2018 13:43 (five years ago) link

btw did anyone read last Sunday NYT Mag's voting-machine "irregularities" piece? Entirely up in the air as to when and where your vote will count.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 October 2018 13:45 (five years ago) link

it's going to be bullshit 5-4's for a very long time. and that means that even if something like medicare for all becomes the law of the land, it could very well be temporary. it's important to vote this november, duh, and it would be helpful to help check the power of literally the dumbest person in the entire world, donald trump, but if left-leaning voters knew how fucked we are, many of them wouldn't bother voting.

― Karl Malone, Sunday, October 7, 2018 2:12 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i feel like if a major legislative achievement with majority support like this was passed and then shut down by the court, it would provoke some kind of insane crisis. not that this isn't an insane crisis right now.

Trϵϵship, Sunday, 7 October 2018 13:52 (five years ago) link

i think some governors would ignore the ruling and roll out the program in their states anyway. stuff like that.

Trϵϵship, Sunday, 7 October 2018 13:52 (five years ago) link

We're right back where we were in 1935-1937.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 October 2018 13:54 (five years ago) link

That's kinda optimistic, Alfred. Wouldn't that be a better place to be than the decades that came before?

Frederik B, Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:06 (five years ago) link

Living through the Great Depression was a better place?

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:10 (five years ago) link

A bunch of us were talking last night, including a lawyer friend (whose law prof originally spoke/testified in favor of Bart, despite being diametrically opposed politically). The best case scenario we imagined was that Bart's ego was/is so fragile that he won't go full burn-it-down a la Thomas, at least not at first. The worst case scenario is a future 6-3 conservative SC, which is definitely more possible than it should be.

Still going back to something I asked rhetorically of my friends and probably you folks as well after Trump was elected: aside from prohibition, have Americans ever had a right taken away from them or reversed? We've been slow to progress often, and there have been roadblocks and restrictions put up, but have we ever had an actual right reversed or negated?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:13 (five years ago) link

black men's franchise, post-reconstruction south

21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:16 (five years ago) link

xp...which is a frightening analog to the present. the whole neoliberal age starting with reagan (or carter, really) has been about erasing gains from the 60s/70s. dismantling new/great society programs, limiting the power of the federal government to redress inequality, making the legal space for abortion as narrow as possible, etc.

21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:21 (five years ago) link

In essence, a Stephen Field dissent in the Slaughterhouse Cases gave former railroad lawyers on the Court a novel way to interpret the Fourteenth Amendment as protecting due process only in federal cases while enthusiastically protecting something called "liberty of contract" between labor and management

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:22 (five years ago) link

I guess I was thinking more of the modern/contemporary Civil Rights and beyond era, but fair enough.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:23 (five years ago) link

And just requested that book from the library, thanks.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:25 (five years ago) link

A quick read.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:28 (five years ago) link

Today is the 2nd anniversary of the Access Hollywood tape dropping.

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:29 (five years ago) link

xxp prop 8 and marriage rights in california

Dan S, Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:29 (five years ago) link

I was thinking more on the federal level.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:31 (five years ago) link

but on the state level, I wonder what the effects of increasingly draconian laws in various states will be, economically, politically, culturally. for example, if Mississippi outright banned abortion, and the Supreme Court backed the state up. would people boycott Mississippi? Would people leave Mississippi? Would it galvanize people to vote out the elected officials in Mississippi? Would abortion-rights flip back and forth based on who's in charge of the state at any given time?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:33 (five years ago) link

none of the post-casey whittling-away of real abortion rights has provoked any of that, beyond contributing to a general sense among the culturati that these are backwards/backwoods states they don't travel to

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:40 (five years ago) link

The flip side of that is, what are statistics on abortions in those states? Have numbers gone significantly down? Have accidental deaths gone up?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:43 (five years ago) link

Wasn't there a legal decision just a day or two ago that reduced the number of clinics that provide abortions in Missouri to one?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:44 (five years ago) link

Josh you can use any search engine to find all of that

El Tomboto, Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link

can I? I just assumed those numbers were as prone to obfuscation and manipulation as gun numbers.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 October 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link

okay, quick Google about Missouri and as far as I can tell numbers have been declining precipitously for decades, which I think reflects national trends. So the last few reported years, at least that I could find, said something like 4500 or 5,000 a year. Somewhere in that ballpark. But of course those numbers can't reflect how many people wanted or needed abortions but couldn't for whatever reason. they also I think include people who came from out of state. So I don't know how accurate or useful the numbers are. Except that the number seems to be going down.

anyway, in terms of changing minds or shoring up support, those numbers are super important, especially numbers reflecting how many people were prohibited from getting abortions that needed them. or hurt because they couldn't get them.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 October 2018 16:09 (five years ago) link

NARAL's website is the definitive resource for information about how things stand for clinic access etc on a state by state basis.

https://www.prochoiceamerica.org/state/missouri/

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 7 October 2018 18:16 (five years ago) link

A wee thing, but it was good to watch McConnell get owned by John Dickerson on basic SCOTUS history:

Testy exchange on @FaceTheNation as John Dickerson presses Mitch McConnell on his decision to block Merrick Garland's Supreme Court nomination in 2016 https://t.co/JXaP0vniZk pic.twitter.com/aChYVkAuCr

— CBS News (@CBSNews) October 7, 2018

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 October 2018 20:49 (five years ago) link

FACED

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 7 October 2018 21:46 (five years ago) link

good god what a monster

flappy bird, Sunday, 7 October 2018 21:56 (five years ago) link

amazing. mcconnell looks like tony soprano's mam.

canary christ (stevie), Sunday, 7 October 2018 22:00 (five years ago) link

I'd enjoy it more had mcconnell not already won.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 7 October 2018 22:07 (five years ago) link

Yeah. I mean...aw man, dude got totally pwned for not even knowing facts, so hilarious! Except...they can just present whatever skewed version of reality they want. They can just sit before the camera and literally just go 'ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba' and their support miiiiiiight take an infinitesimally tiny hit. It's important for us to maintain some rigor of truth, but I'm not sure that calling the GOP on obvious bullshit has any real-world effect whatsoever at this point. Kavanaugh's confirmation basically drove the last nail in the coffin Trump started fashioning a few years back.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Sunday, 7 October 2018 22:19 (five years ago) link

But, knowing the true artisan craftsmanship that goes into everything Trump constructs...

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 October 2018 22:31 (five years ago) link

mcconnell is completely, 100% wrong where Eisenhower was concerned. He's just....blowing past that? wtf. And his statement in defense is basically, 'well let's dig in and be partisan'? horseshit

akm, Sunday, 7 October 2018 22:47 (five years ago) link

He doesn’t care so ultimately it doesn’t matter. I’m not saying it’s a bad idea to call these fucks on their lies, but when you sign off with “ok we’ll we disagree about history, thank you for your time” instead of “you’re absolutely wrong” then I don’t really see the point of it.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 7 October 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link

If Dickerson (or any Sunday morning show host) ever tells a liar to their face that they're lying, he'll be fired. Them's the rules.

grawlix (unperson), Sunday, 7 October 2018 23:14 (five years ago) link

we need to change the rules

Dan S, Sunday, 7 October 2018 23:27 (five years ago) link

It's only the rules in the middle and on the Left. We should mic cut liars 15 secs into the interview

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 October 2018 23:34 (five years ago) link

It's important for us to maintain some rigor of truth, but I'm not sure that calling the GOP on obvious bullshit has any real-world effect whatsoever at this point.

Who's saying otherwise? I mixed a martini and watched him squirm. It was like watching my neighbor's car get towed for parking in a handicapped spot. She won't stop doing it.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 October 2018 23:39 (five years ago) link

welcome to the bright side, with your host, susan collins

SEN. SUSAN COLLINS: "The one silver lining that I hope will come from this is that more women will press charges now, when they are assaulted," the Maine Republican tells @FaceTheNation https://t.co/R4zYPa9XoO

— Face The Nation (@FaceTheNation) October 7, 2018

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Sunday, 7 October 2018 23:48 (five years ago) link

lol right.

nobody at this point should be giving her airtime

Dan S, Sunday, 7 October 2018 23:51 (five years ago) link

mitch mcconnell either

Dan S, Sunday, 7 October 2018 23:59 (five years ago) link

mitch mcconnell **ANNIHILATES** MSM liar Dickerson on history of Supreme Court nominations
42,202 shares, 95,230 likes

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 October 2018 00:06 (five years ago) link

Cut. The. Mic. Stop demonstrating a level of decorum which these fucks openly disdain. It's like watching Charlie Brown with that football for the umpteenth time.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 October 2018 00:32 (five years ago) link

totally agree

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 8 October 2018 00:40 (five years ago) link

Just an unceremonious quick cut back to the anchor with a 'and we welcome the senator back on our program once he's willing to discuss a position in lieu of rewriting reality'.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 October 2018 00:53 (five years ago) link

Or how about every time they start lying they switch the audio feed to somebody just going 'duh duh duh de duh doy duh duh de doy de duh'.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 October 2018 00:56 (five years ago) link

on Friday, Joel Kaplan spent the morning apologizing for a “thoughtless” appearance supporting kavanaugh in last weeks senate hearing.

by Saturday evening, the Kaplan’s were throwing the judge a victory party.https://t.co/lEtCCNZgtE

— rat king (@MikeIsaac) October 7, 2018

maura, Monday, 8 October 2018 01:03 (five years ago) link

Does Collins believe what she's saying?
& do others believe her too still.
I'm just assuming that that is a transparent excuse which should mean her credibility is gone.
But is the right viewing her behaviour as just.
Would just think that the Kavanaugh vote was one of her most difficult decisions will say from now on that she made the wrong choice and will be viewed badly by history. But is that universal?

I can't see the alternative spin but I don't watch right wing news.

Stevolende, Monday, 8 October 2018 08:45 (five years ago) link

alternative spin is "histrionic media bullying, unsubstantiated last-minute accusations, Feinsteins opportunism, advantage taken of vulnerable mistaken woman (or democrat plant - depending on how far right you want to go), a circus cooked up to protect Roe Vs Wade).

Sure she believes what she's saying, why wouldn't she? and...credibility with who? She'll have done her maths, same as Murkowski and Manchin did

anvil, Monday, 8 October 2018 09:09 (five years ago) link

I mean I take it that what I would see as cognitive dissonance, cannot be seen as actually coherent from a different perspective that is itself coherent, can it? Particularly when coupled with the statement about a silver lining of more assault victims coming forward, which i think might be enough of a signal why not to go that way.

Hope The FBI are feeling a stigma connected to this so called investigation that itself questions their credibility.

Stevolende, Monday, 8 October 2018 09:40 (five years ago) link

yes i'm sure being asked to gin up a report to prop up the establishment has shaken the federal bureau of investigation to its very core

shrek and han solo kinda dress the same (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 8 October 2018 10:04 (five years ago) link

But surely Truth , Justice and the American way are central tenets of everybody in the political sphere.
& one can rely on the establishment institutions for honesty.
especially with such an honest leader showing everybody the way, settting the tone for teh zeitgeist etc.
Well one can always dream.

Stevolende, Monday, 8 October 2018 10:23 (five years ago) link

how can u ppl listen to these folks who badly need sh**ting?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 October 2018 11:39 (five years ago) link

But surely Truth , Justice and the American way are central tenets of everybody in the political sphere..


have you met mitch mcconnell

maura, Monday, 8 October 2018 12:26 (five years ago) link

But surely Truth , Justice and the American way are central tenets of everybody in the political sphere..


have you met mitch mcconnell

maura, Monday, 8 October 2018 12:26 (five years ago) link

Cash, carry and an iron clad non-disclosure agreement.

earlnash, Monday, 8 October 2018 13:42 (five years ago) link

Mike Huckabee plays the cranky old dude rock critic card:

So @taylorswift13 has every right to be political but it won’t impact election unless we allow 13 yr old girls to vote. Still with #MarshaBlackburn

— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) October 8, 2018

maura, Monday, 8 October 2018 15:44 (five years ago) link

good mourning!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 October 2018 15:46 (five years ago) link

dunno if making fun of teenagers is a good move for the GOP at this point in time

frogbs, Monday, 8 October 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link

They figure, somewhat correctly, that the young won't vote.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 October 2018 15:49 (five years ago) link

also they're sexist. please don't forget that.

also taylor swift turns 29 next month, so...

maura, Monday, 8 October 2018 15:50 (five years ago) link

Trump now says Ford allegations completely made up

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 8 October 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link

yes, declared it a hoax, which, trust me, will be the wording picked up the the right and pounded out over and over forever.

akm, Monday, 8 October 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link

The norms are gone. Dead. Not revivable. They were all a cover for elite bipartisan consensus. Now that they’re out of the way, time for some serious class war. https://t.co/29rAPYJcgM

— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) October 7, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 October 2018 16:34 (five years ago) link

Ornstein and Kasie Hunt had a pricky little exchange there (Charles Pierce cameo!). Ornstein otm.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 October 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link

Does Collins believe what she's saying? & do others believe her too still.

Collins is saying what she believes... will cover her arse with the most people. As for "others" believing her, they exist, either because they are not invested in politics and merely float weightlessly its surface, or they are heavily invested in the outcome of vote and therefore believe her through sheer will.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 8 October 2018 17:02 (five years ago) link

Ornstein way otm and the alter/altar typo clangs off the rim so loud that i'm "sorry you can never win on this string now."

Hunt3r, Monday, 8 October 2018 17:28 (five years ago) link

Who cares what any of these people "believe"

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Monday, 8 October 2018 18:05 (five years ago) link

well, Obama's assorted beliefs that he never acted on are what made him Our President

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 October 2018 18:07 (five years ago) link

but yeah trying to understand the mind of Susan Collins has to be among the most pointless tasks undertaken since we crawled from the sea

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 October 2018 18:08 (five years ago) link

Crawl Back Into The Sea 2020

princess of hell (BradNelson), Monday, 8 October 2018 18:40 (five years ago) link

"truth is not always balance", da fuq? Oh we must let some people tell their made up story some of the time, LET THEM HAVE THEIR SAYYY *rabid incoherent frothing*

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 8 October 2018 20:21 (five years ago) link

i'm really at a blissful "i dont give a fuck anymore" attitude atm after all the shit that has happened the last few weeks.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 8 October 2018 20:24 (five years ago) link

Who cares what any of these people "believe"

― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Monday, October 8, 2018 8:05 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 October 2018 20:31 (five years ago) link

it does not matter what they believe because if there was filmed evidence found in BK's possession it would be called consensual sex. if she stepped forward the next day it would be called a lie anyway. the revelation she made in 2012 when BK was the nobody he should have remained is just faked, who cares if all evidence says it's real. lib tears for breakfast.

omar little, Monday, 8 October 2018 21:14 (five years ago) link

It matters, a little. I can't think of Clarence Thomas without thinking of pubic hairs on soda cans, long before I think of him as justice whose written the fewest opinions since his nomination.

The not unsurprising revelation that Kavanaugh was a misogynist frat boy, and remains an authoritarian partisan, will follow him to his grave. He's just another Thomas, a wasted opportunity.

godless hippie skank (Sanpaku), Monday, 8 October 2018 21:33 (five years ago) link

a wasted opportunity

Opportunity for whom? Wasted by whom?

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 8 October 2018 21:47 (five years ago) link

I would parse that as a wasted opportunity to appoint a distinguished jurist, like a Thurgood Marshall or a Brandeis rather than a partisan hack.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 8 October 2018 21:50 (five years ago) link

There are smarter and more dignified characters on the Federalist Society rosters.

AFAICT, the main reasons Kavanaugh was selected where his opinions on US v. Nixon, that would protect Trump from indictment, and his opinion that the EPA doesn't have the authority to regulate greenhouse emissions.

His nomination means hundreds of billions for carbon emitters, and tens of millions in political contributions for those who ratified his nomination. However, he's just an outlier, like Thomas, and will never persuade any moderate justice to his positions over his presumably long future career, and like Thomas will be vilified by future generations who will be broiling and starving due to the likes of him. It's a own goal against conservatism, in the long run.

godless hippie skank (Sanpaku), Monday, 8 October 2018 21:56 (five years ago) link

I’m starting to wonder what kind of time we’re talking about when we refer to the long run.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 8 October 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link

I think the GOP can, at this point (and much earlier than this point), safely be labeled the party of no moral center. Any argument to the contrary by a republican is belied by their continued affiliation to the party which lied and cheated and dispensed with basic civility in pursuit of a stated goal which, itself, is incoherent and hollow (please square for me, as just one narrow example, how a party can be both pro-life and not vehemently anti-DeVos).

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 October 2018 22:02 (five years ago) link

(Or vehemently against bequeathing an utterly fucked planet to the children whose lives you so deeply cherish.)

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 October 2018 22:05 (five years ago) link

When I think of the long run, its historians sifting through the ashes, Pete Postlethwaite in The Age of Stupid style. After the collapse, conservatism will be utterly discredited, at least until the next yuga.

godless hippie skank (Sanpaku), Monday, 8 October 2018 22:10 (five years ago) link

bequeathing an utterly fucked planet to the children whose lives you so deeply cherish

on the whole, the wealthy and privileged place their trust in the ability of money to save them from most unpleasantness. he'll no doubt make certain to bequeath those kids a prep school education, social connections, and several millions in 2018 dollars, thereby fulfilling his major duty to them as he sees it.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 8 October 2018 22:10 (five years ago) link

I always assume that the self-soothing inner monologue, if any is even necessary, is along the lines of ‘my descendants tremendous wealth will enable them to buy private armies/envirodomes/orbital condos/one of the precious few flasks of antimutation serum” etc

valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Monday, 8 October 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link

what will their descendants watch on TV when only rich people are left? there won't be song and dance people or gladiators in those future days

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 8 October 2018 22:56 (five years ago) link

jake paul reruns

imago, Monday, 8 October 2018 22:56 (five years ago) link

There are smarter and more dignified characters on the Federalist Society rosters.

AFAICT, the main reasons Kavanaugh was selected where his opinions on US v. Nixon, that would protect Trump from indictment, and his opinion that the EPA doesn't have the authority to regulate greenhouse emissions.

His nomination means hundreds of billions for carbon emitters, and tens of millions in political contributions for those who ratified his nomination. However, he's just an outlier, like Thomas, and will never persuade any moderate justice to his positions over his presumably long future career, and like Thomas will be vilified by future generations who will be broiling and starving due to the likes of him. It's a own goal against conservatism, in the long run.

― godless hippie skank (Sanpaku), Monday, October 8, 2018 4:56 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fuck every motherfucker in the federalist society. None of them are "dignified."

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 8 October 2018 22:59 (five years ago) link

So the supreme court can now undo any action on climate change if by some miracle the us gets its act together in 2020

Trϵϵship, Monday, 8 October 2018 23:00 (five years ago) link

Also re rich ppl being able to buy security in a broken world... that is nonsense. Money only means something in a world with a functional economy.

Trϵϵship, Monday, 8 October 2018 23:03 (five years ago) link

Treeship, refreshed after a long nap.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 October 2018 23:08 (five years ago) link

Agree that anyone who thinks they will be able to adequately prepare themselves for a severe climate crisis is probably delusional. No one knows how that shit will play out.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 8 October 2018 23:12 (five years ago) link

the Supreme Court’s authority is not necessarily supreme, despite the name. Anyway, the right thing to do is pack the court, preferably with women, preferably with people who went to other schools.

El Tomboto, Monday, 8 October 2018 23:16 (five years ago) link

PR / DC statehood. four more sane senators to kick against the pricks

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 8 October 2018 23:20 (five years ago) link

So, Princeton. xp

Deontology Sanders (Leee), Monday, 8 October 2018 23:20 (five years ago) link

he Supreme Court’s authority is not necessarily supreme, despite the name. Anyway, the right thing to do is pack the court, preferably with women, preferably with people who went to other schools.

― El Tomboto, Monday, October 8, 2018 11:16 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do they even need to go to law school? can't we just get a rich guy to do it?

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 8 October 2018 23:22 (five years ago) link

does not have to be a jurist

put me and Tombot on

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 October 2018 23:34 (five years ago) link

im ready

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 8 October 2018 23:45 (five years ago) link

(to confirm tom and morbz)

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 8 October 2018 23:45 (five years ago) link

Were I in the Court, I'd do my own writing, and at the end of the year I'd rank my opinions, blog about them, and paste the link on ILX.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 October 2018 23:46 (five years ago) link

don't forget about twitter! (I rarely comment but I love your posts there)

Dan S, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 00:14 (five years ago) link

*gavel strikes*
“Good mourning...”

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 00:23 (five years ago) link

"Counsel, please answer Justice Qualmsey's question: where are the tax returns?"

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 00:26 (five years ago) link

"it's not clear why Justice Sotosyn revisited Citizens United via a ranking of the Go-Betweens' albums"

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 00:37 (five years ago) link

"this is his tenth opinion of the term to be issued as a list"

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 00:38 (five years ago) link

lol

Dan S, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 00:43 (five years ago) link

XP "...And the ninth featuring the term 'Poppy Bush Interzone'."

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 00:46 (five years ago) link

Justice Sotosyn has released his dissent, according to NBC News, the totality of which is below:

DON: Well, yeah.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 00:50 (five years ago) link

I needed some lolz today, thx guys

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 02:23 (five years ago) link

Lmao

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 02:45 (five years ago) link

man I wish I had clerks writing the first drafts of reviews and posts.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 02:50 (five years ago) link

As I look back with the clarity of hindsight, I am convinced that coded racial appeals had at least as much, if not more, to do with the electoral success of the modern GOP than all of the policy proposals crafted by well-intentioned analysts like me. https://t.co/qIvBAPVhna

— Max Boot (@MaxBoot) October 9, 2018


loooooooooooooool

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 04:53 (five years ago) link

we've clowned this guy recently right? i recognize his dumb hat photo.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 04:58 (five years ago) link

"There's no 'Dark Side of American Conservatism', really. Matter of fact, it's all dark."

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 05:02 (five years ago) link

even in his mea culpa he's a fucking dumbass

Most Republicans in Congress voted in 1964 and 1965 for landmark civil rights legislation, but not Goldwater. In his 1960 bestseller “The Conscience of a Conservative,” Goldwater wrote that “the federal Constitution does not require the states to maintain racially mixed schools.” Goldwater was not personally a racist — he had integrated the Arizona Air National Guard — but, like his GOP successors, he was happy to make common cause with racists in order to wrest the South from the Democrats.

Goldwater was just as extreme when it came to foreign affairs. He suggested that Americans needed to overcome their “craven fear of death.” If the Soviets intervened to crush another uprising in Eastern Europe, like the one in Hungary in 1956, he wanted “to move a highly mobile task force equipped with appropriate nuclear weapons to the scene of the revolt.” I used to think Goldwater’s reputation as an extremist was a liberal libel. Reading his actual words — something I had not done before — reveals that he really was an extremist.

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 05:08 (five years ago) link

"Ryan’s retirement signals the final repudiation of an optimistic, inclusive brand of Reaganesque conservatism focused on enhancing economic opportunity at home and promoting democracy and free trade abroad."

maximum derek borchardt (crüt), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 05:10 (five years ago) link

lol "Reading his actual words - something I had not done before"

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 05:34 (five years ago) link

this guy should have a blog where every week he reads the actual words of some conservative icon he's been praising to the skies, and then is shocked, shocked to discover right-wing extremism and racist dog-whistling going on here.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 05:35 (five years ago) link

shameful admissions they fly @ u face xp

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 05:36 (five years ago) link

Lmao

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 05:48 (five years ago) link

The paid D.C. protesters are now ready to REALLY protest because they haven’t gotten their checks - in other words, they weren’t paid! Screamers in Congress, and outside, were far too obvious - less professional than anticipated by those paying (or not paying) the bills!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 9, 2018

good point, where the hell is my god damn check Soros

frogbs, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 13:18 (five years ago) link

Shelling out good money on protestors seems like an investment with a pretty poor rate of return but I suppose President Deals understand business better than I.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 13:25 (five years ago) link

uh it's an incredibly good deal if you just stiff 'em which President Deals knows a lot about

frogbs, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 13:29 (five years ago) link

Is he getting this idea just from their responding "No, we aren't paid"?

jmm, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 13:47 (five years ago) link

Well u see, from inside the mind of a Donald Trump where Donald Trump exists at the world's center, it is unthinkable that anyone might legitimately and openly despise Donald Trump, and the only explanation for such expressions is that some evil zillionaire has slipped a cool hundo into the pockets of staunch Trumpists and forced them very against their will to bite their lips and choke back tears as they spout seditious credos which run counter to their deep and abiding love for the Donald. It is the only explanation.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 14:02 (five years ago) link

Soros bided his time and waited until the American public was truly exhausted from their streak of unabated winning, one might even say altogether sick of it, and then he pounced.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 14:04 (five years ago) link

The president is watching Fox News again.

Left, Fox & Friends, 7:47 am

Asra Nomani: "People have sent me lots of messages that they are waiting for their checks."

Right, Trump, 8:32 am pic.twitter.com/MUIwA6RYjt

— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) October 9, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 14:07 (five years ago) link

I figure a lot of protesters who get an offer from Soros call up Trump to see if they can get a counter-offer. The top talent really has all the leverage in the fake protest/crisis acting biz.

President Keyes, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 14:07 (five years ago) link

nikki haley out

mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 14:09 (five years ago) link

Axios having had such a good track record on this front lately.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 14:10 (five years ago) link

xp even knowing its origin Trump's tweet is still unintelligible

Dan S, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 14:12 (five years ago) link

haley finally have enough or what?

akm, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 14:13 (five years ago) link

She wants to preserve her "brand" in the hopes of a 2020 primary run, I suspect. She's quite well-liked by what remains of #NeverTrump.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 14:14 (five years ago) link

needs time to primary T in '20

xp!

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 14:15 (five years ago) link

so these hopeful primary challengers are banking on the dems taking the house and uncovering some bad, bad stuff?

i don't really see a republican primary challenge to trump getting any more than, say, kasich got in the 2016 primary.

nba jungboy (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 14:19 (five years ago) link

*any more than what kasich got in 2016

nba jungboy (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 14:19 (five years ago) link

Eh, as much as I entertain any theory, I kinda wonder if 'the establishment' as such has such has gotten what they wanted out of Trump and are content to let him twist in the wind from here on in.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 14:20 (five years ago) link

i go back and forth on that sometimes but right now I'm pretty firmly in the camp of believing that "the establishment" is utterly terrified of Trump's base and will do nothing to incur their wrath. this is mostly based on the disgusting level of bootlicking that so many 2018 candidates are displaying wrt Daddy Trump.

evol j, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 14:26 (five years ago) link

primary run against trump in 2020 would also be a good move for someone who has crackpot advisers telling them that a third-party bloomberg conservative could really do gangbusters in 2024. or some bizarre scenario where an extremely moronic Dem wins the nom in 2020 and is looking to construct a centrist fusion ticket for the general. or something. i mean it's the kiss of death if you ever want to run as just a plain old republican again, you'll never make it out of the primaries.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 14:29 (five years ago) link

any Republican who challenges Trump in 2020 will be hated forever be the base
Haley and others will wait for 2024 and hope to be the return to sanity candidate

President Keyes, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 14:35 (five years ago) link

by the base

President Keyes, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 14:35 (five years ago) link

pols often think of themselves as exceptional, and Haley may be in that group

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 14:39 (five years ago) link

We may have to wait until 11/7 to see which way the wind blows the conviction-free weathervanes of the GOP re: their alignment with Trump. They may be afeared of the base now but that could change if the election results give them a sense of their impending obsolescence. Or the results might encourage them to double down on their investment in evil. Who can say. Anything is possible!

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 14:48 (five years ago) link

Ive hoped that if trump ever gets the curbjob he deserves “his” base will get cut by 2/3 and the leavers will pretend they always knew what an evil dipshit he was.

ha ~a lot~ has to happen for me to live my dream. I also predicted pre-inaug that,one way or another, he wouldnt finish his term so...
Xp

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 14:50 (five years ago) link

Republicans in "needing someone to pick a winner" quandry.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 14:52 (five years ago) link

I'm distressed about Nikki Haley's resignation. Where will we find someone else willing to lie as brazenly about Iran? https://t.co/2YcnvQeSnB

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) October 9, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 15:00 (five years ago) link

Nikki Haley has been a clear, consistent, and powerful voice for America’s interests and democratic principles on the world stage. She challenged friend and foe to be better. I am saddened that she is leaving the administration, but so grateful for her service. Thank you, Nikki.

— Paul Ryan (@SpeakerRyan) October 9, 2018



Water seeks its own level and so does poop juice

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 15:01 (five years ago) link

Oh, I'm sure they'll find someone...

canary christ (stevie), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 15:02 (five years ago) link

UN might be all like, hey, y'know, maybe we can offer that seat to another country while it's still warm.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 15:05 (five years ago) link

all the countries will be plenty warm soon enough

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 15:08 (five years ago) link

holy fucking shit fox news and the president have taken the where's my soros check joke seriously holy christ

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 15:38 (five years ago) link

satire has been dead for a while, tbh

sleeve, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 15:40 (five years ago) link

oh god

21st savagery fox (m bison), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 15:50 (five years ago) link

as recently as a week ago i would've said, "no way will she be confirmed by the senate."

now...

nba jungboy (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link

Trump thanks Haley for making UN ambassador "a more glamorous position". pic.twitter.com/FT7flLJSgi

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) October 9, 2018



this is the trumpiest of all possible global political takes that don’t involve wiring money into his accounts.

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 15:54 (five years ago) link

I don't understand why, when you have the opportunity to potentially slip beneath history's notice, you would instead eagerly put your head on the block next to your father's, but you do you, Shoggotha.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:13 (five years ago) link

trump sniffing is my vote for the worst human sound

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link

Definitely doesn’t make the presidency more glamorous

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link

New CNN poll: Democrats advantage in generic ballot widens to 13%

CNN POLL CONDUCTED BY SSRS
Oct. 4-7
Likely Voters’
Choice for Congress

Democrat Republican

Now 54% 41%
September 52% 42%

— Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto) October 9, 2018

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:21 (five years ago) link

conducted after Kav's breakdown and purported GOP surge (Senate still close).

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:21 (five years ago) link

thanks taylor xp

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link

j/k

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link

but is 13% enough to counteract voter suppression / gerrymandering / cozy/fancy bear hacking/facebook/twitter-boofing? you've got this, america!

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link

Justice Qualmsley, stay impartial.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:27 (five years ago) link

It will all work out

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:30 (five years ago) link

hey guys the govt website went down and i can't figure out how to get it back up
looks all messed up on iphone (SE) too

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:32 (five years ago) link

I think there was some specific reason for this resignation they’re not sharing but who knows

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link

do you all think it likely that Haley would want Graham's Senate seat if he gets appointed to the cabinet?

Dan S, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link

Haley is garbage and so is whoever they’ll put there next. Im not incurious as to why she left but also it doesn’t matter.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:36 (five years ago) link

do you all think it likely that Haley would want Graham's Senate seat if he gets appointed to the cabinet?

― Dan S, Tuesday, October 9, 2018 12:35 P

Ding ding

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:37 (five years ago) link

Haley said she isn't running, also, this:
https://www.businessinsider.com/nikki-haley-resign-investigation-flights-free-private-jets-2018-10

akm, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:39 (five years ago) link

It doesn't matter how much I like or dislike a politician, I've never, ever believed anybody who says they aren't running.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:41 (five years ago) link

Even death can’t stop them

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:44 (five years ago) link

she said she's not running for president. what about an appointment by the SC governor to the senate, then running to keep her seat in 2020?

Dan S, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:45 (five years ago) link

the senate theory makes sense. is graham going to be attorney general?

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:48 (five years ago) link

Ask him.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:51 (five years ago) link

could be awkward. i don't talk to him as much as i talk to you guys.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:56 (five years ago) link

but is 13% enough to counteract voter suppression / gerrymandering / cozy/fancy bear hacking/facebook/twitter-boofing? you've got this, america!

― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, October 9, 2018 12:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

538 have a passable piece on this today, though to be clear it's about how high they'd have to be on the national popular vote (as distinct from the 'generic ballot' poll) to be expected to overcome gerrymandering.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:02 (five years ago) link

I still don't get why senators want cabinet positions. even in the best case scenario you're trading a job where you only have to run for reelection every 6 years + have no boss for one with a fixed end date and a boss (in this case a particularly erratic one). like how could lindsay graham look at sessions' decision and be like "oh yeah I want to be in his spot."

iatee, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:03 (five years ago) link

^^^ that's been a head scratcher for me too

WmC, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:09 (five years ago) link

iirc senators have to spend like 6 hours of every day fundraising?

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:11 (five years ago) link

a senator's boss is technically the people that elected them, but yeah, lol at that idea. their real boss is mitch mcconnell. a cabinet position that terminates with the end of an administration sets up a nice transition to the private sector, rather than having to deal with a messy election loss, or making people angry because you sold your soul to satan to confirm a rapist

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:13 (five years ago) link

it seems like it'd be a lot less work. no fundraising. no babies to kiss. no subcommittees to be on. no compromises to hammer out. big staff. direct access to the president. direct access to your future employers i.e. the corporations affected by your department's decisions. none of this "beholden to the people" malarkey to pretend to care about.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:16 (five years ago) link

bah Karl u beat me to it! xpost

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:27 (five years ago) link

McConnell isn't even their boss. It's not like LBJ as Master of the Senate anymore

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:28 (five years ago) link

Getting called to testify by your former “colleagues” after a wave election prob not as fun though

I think it’s all about being able to just call DC home, line up the corporate board positions / “retirement job” and finally give up campaigning

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:29 (five years ago) link

As long as you're savvy and don't make waves, it's likely that Trump won't even remember ever having appointed you to a cabinet position or that the position in question even exists. You can just sit around all day coloring or whatever, it's great.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:31 (five years ago) link

that's true for a post like HUD, but trump has reason to pay more attention to Department of Justice

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:33 (five years ago) link

I guess 'smooth path to selling out' makes sense, I guess I just put more weight on senators being power-hungry freaks who think they should always be in the spotlight and that one day they'll be president.

in any case, joining this administration in particular seems like an obviously risky career move - both because even if you like trump you probably accept that he's unstable and one day could wake up and hate you because of a fox and friends segment and because if/when this admin finally starts tanking, you're gonna be associated with it for life.

iatee, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:39 (five years ago) link

I still don't get why senators want cabinet positions. even in the best case scenario you're trading a job where you only have to run for reelection every 6 years + have no boss for one with a fixed end date and a boss (in this case a particularly erratic one). like how could lindsay graham look at sessions' decision and be like "oh yeah I want to be in his spot."

― iatee, Tuesday, October 9, 2018 1:03 PM (thirty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cabinet doesn't even seem like a particularly great thing to have on your resume for a presidential run. a lot of the jobs are no-win situations (VA etc.). none except state have any name recognition outside people with politics disease. and (in theory) you can't campaign and curry favor and network with the party to the same extent in primary states etc. while you're in the government. and you lose a lot of ability to distance yourself from executive fuck ups (whoever is president, although that risk is obv higher now).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:40 (five years ago) link

xxpost Yes, I suppose my statement is only true relative to how vehemently Trump is opposed to the purview of the department in questions (for instance, the Secretary of Sad Losers can't catch a break).

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:41 (five years ago) link

if/when this admin finally starts tanking, you're gonna be associated with it for life.

eventually another criminal administration will show up and they'll be rewarded. just ask Stephen King (not the author)
https://www.newsweek.com/2017/12/29/donald-trump-watergate-stephen-king-martha-mitchell-richard-nixon-john-744823.html

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link

if/when this admin finally starts tanking, you're gonna be associated with it for life.

i admire your optimism that this will happen, or matter in the least

mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link

this is the kind of bullshit cabinet posts give you (swap tech for more cartoonishly evil industries for republican)

Former Obama Transportation Secretary and Charlotte Mayor Anthony Foxx is becoming Lyft's chief policy officer, @Politico reports

— Josh Eidelson (@josheidelson) October 9, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:46 (five years ago) link

There will be a brief window sometime after Trump is out of office when he and all of his cronies will be held in the highest contempt and people will spit on the ground at the mere mention of their names but they're mostly old enough that as they amble towards the ends of their lives the retrospectives will become more glowing until at last they pass away peacefully in their cozy cozy beds safe in the knowledge that they will be eulogized as misunderstood and unfairly maligned rascals.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:47 (five years ago) link

in any case, joining this administration in particular seems like an obviously risky career move - both because even if you like trump you probably accept that he's unstable and one day could wake up and hate you because of a fox and friends segment and because if/when this admin finally starts tanking, you're gonna be associated with it for life.

Are you joking? 'Unstable' is the new 'stable'. Case in point President "grab them by the pussy" Trump. He sure as hell hasn't been associated with that for life. "Risky career moves" or "association with" bad things don't matter anymore.

Wake up Good luck USA etc

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:47 (five years ago) link

it doesn't matter for him but other people are less bulletproof. Kavanaugh is on the supreme court but he will always be famous mostly as a sexual assailant and liar.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:52 (five years ago) link

yeah the nuance about trump-era america is that while that dude can get away with literally anything, everyone else is being held more accountable than ever.

iatee, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:54 (five years ago) link

like Kavanaugh?

sleeve, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:56 (five years ago) link

definitely! compare to thomas.

iatee, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:57 (five years ago) link

hmmm...they both sit on the supreme court for life

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:57 (five years ago) link

xp I'm not seeing that the end result is any different

sleeve, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:57 (five years ago) link

all I said was "more accountable than ever"

iatee, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:58 (five years ago) link

literally none of these people are being held accountable for anything at all, the only resignations are b/c of run-of-the-mill scandal shit like Pruitt

sleeve, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:59 (five years ago) link

in 2024, you're not going to want to have been a part of this

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:02 (five years ago) link

bandmate is taking the day off work to canvas for this guy, who is trying to unseat Jeff Denham in CA District 10. Throw your money at him plz.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:03 (five years ago) link

vote harder

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:05 (five years ago) link

eventually, this wild ride is going to crash. either that or the GOP will need to consolidate power permanently and ruthlessly to stave off any kind of reckoning, which.. maybe. republicans are deluding themselves if they think they can hold on and ride it out.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:06 (five years ago) link

xxxp i know he's not the ventriloquist guy, but the fact that this similarly-named congressman just reminded me of his existence is just another reason why he needs to lose.

nba jungboy (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:06 (five years ago) link

I do not find that kind of non-reportage "analysis" helpful

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:07 (five years ago) link

I mean, fine

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:07 (five years ago) link

I think the endless cynicism or the sense that trump is invincible is just another kind of fallacy

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:08 (five years ago) link

he's gonna burn in hell and I'm gonna piss on his grave

so there's that

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:09 (five years ago) link

it doesn't matter for him but other people are less bulletproof. Kavanaugh is on the supreme court but he will always be famous mostly as a sexual assailant and liar.

― Trϵϵship, Tuesday, October 9, 2018 7:52 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No he won't. This is willfully naive. He will be famous mostly for having a deciding vote in overturning Roe vs Wade, or being part of the SC blocking dems legislation. For decades to come. Heck, the US senate nor an FBI 'investigation' stopped him from being where he is, so he must deserve to be there, right? He's considered a victim of slanderous feminazi allegations, "revenge on the Clinton's behalf". His legacy will be perfectly fine. AT most a dozen of people will fight in the trenches of Wikipedia over his 'sexual assault' chapter, shoving it under 'personal life' first, and erasing it all together not long after.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:09 (five years ago) link

either that or the GOP will need to consolidate power permanently and ruthlessly to stave off any kind of reckoning, which.. maybe.

this is already ongoing though, it's not like they're just gonna wake up one day and give a supervillain speech in front of the country

ciderpress, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:10 (five years ago) link

This is all assuming groundswell movements like metoo, coming from the young, won’t have any kind of enduring impact on the culture

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:10 (five years ago) link

Xp

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:11 (five years ago) link

Yes, I am assuming they will have no impact whatsoever. The groundswell movements in the USA in my life haven't had an enduring impact on USA culture, so..

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:14 (five years ago) link

Also i never said anything about a supervillain speech. I was obviously saying *if* the republicans’ anti-democratic manipulations continue to pay off for decades and decades in a world where their politics continue getting more radical and unpalatable to the majority. Something is going to break

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:14 (five years ago) link

if/when this admin finally starts tanking, you're gonna be associated with it for life.

Worked out nicely for the Dubya crowd (incl Kavanaugh). Thanks, Obama.

Really, thx, Obama.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:15 (five years ago) link

Well the civil rights movement had an impact

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:15 (five years ago) link

what's happening here

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:15 (five years ago) link

i don't see what any of the supreme court stuff is if not the ruthless consolidation of long term power

ciderpress, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:17 (five years ago) link

Feminism more broadly has, even though the work is ongoing. The gay rights movement has been an incredible thing to witness. Again, the work isn’t done, but gay marriage is the law of the land and anti-gay bigotry is considered unacceptable in many places throughout the country. That’s a change

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:17 (five years ago) link

can you stop

sleeve, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:17 (five years ago) link

what's happening here

― You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, October 9, 2018 1:15 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It was explained rather succinctly by last month's thread title but it certainly still applies to this one and likely those that follow.

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:19 (five years ago) link

can you stop

yeah this is stupid

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:20 (five years ago) link

The groundswell movements in the USA in my life haven't had an enduring impact on USA culture

I mean c'mon this is ridiculous

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:20 (five years ago) link

(It's difficult to translate into text the alternating bouts of wild laughter and hysterical sobbing which accompany the fingers' journey across the keyboard, do u see.)

Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:20 (five years ago) link

are you not even self-aware enough to realize that predictions you made just in this thread have already been shown to be completely wrong

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:25 (five years ago) link

who, me?

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link

I think he meant me

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:27 (five years ago) link

I was saying kavanaugh could never be confirmed after all the perjury

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:27 (five years ago) link

it's ok, most of us done it, too. "THIS is the moment that america turns against trump", etc, after one of the dozens of times it should have been obvious to anyone that he should be thrown out of office ASAP

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link

You were saying Kavanaugh will be forever stained because of the allegations of sexual abuse against him. He will not, trust me. xp

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link

Concentrate on November, people.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:31 (five years ago) link

We're in a pretty crazy moment of accelerationism. I thought for sure I was gonna go as Toad for Halloween but no one's gonna get the reference because it felt like it was 20 years ago by now. At this point it's worthless to speculate on what Kavanaugh is gonna do for midterm results because there's still a month to go. Isn't Mueller's report due any day now?

frogbs, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:32 (five years ago) link

I thought it had been suggested that the date given for sentencing of Flynn would be one of the last things in the investigation and since that has already been inked in it might mean the case would be complete by that date. It's mid December isn't it?

Stevolende, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:41 (five years ago) link

Has anyone suggested that he just be referred to as "Rapist judge Kavanaugh" forever? Surely this is doable?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:51 (five years ago) link

I think you should all best remember that rumors that Mueller's wrapping up his investigation best suit people for whom it would be really helpful if in fact he did so.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 18:57 (five years ago) link

Ummm…. do you think Ivanka might have got a new job? (All of those new follows yesterday.) pic.twitter.com/DdtQDWFOOG

— James O'Malley (@Psythor) October 9, 2018

petey v, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link

at this point I would maybe prefer Mueller's report didn't come out until after the midterms. I mean, if you thought Kavanaugh amped up the right-wing persecution machine...

evol j, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link

jared is going to be the UN guy so they can move back to new york

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:07 (five years ago) link

Does the UN get to reject potential representatives?

Stevolende, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:09 (five years ago) link

"Jared is such a hidden genius that no one understands. To redo the NAFTA deal the way he did. What I’ve done working with him on the Middle East peace plan ... it is so unbelievably well-done."

- nikki haley, understandable, tangible genius

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:19 (five years ago) link

holy christ I never thought she was much of an intellect but she sounds exactly like trump.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:37 (five years ago) link

haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRYYqEgT9uI

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:44 (five years ago) link

cmon..........ted is gold

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:47 (five years ago) link

Linklater delivers

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link

Knowing the kind of film nerd Linklater is, the "Ted" thing probably is a tribute to the actor's "Brad" here..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWHHQ3Rz534

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:53 (five years ago) link

I'm all of arguments with people on my FB feed who attack Dems for attacking the Green Party for throwing the election to Donald Trump. Someone give me a couple lines.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:06 (five years ago) link

Green Party nominated a moron (Jill Stein) that the Russians used like a stooge - and look what it got us

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:13 (five years ago) link

very original

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:14 (five years ago) link

it was literally some fifth column shit

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:14 (five years ago) link

We made it one week without re-litigating 2016.

DJI, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:15 (five years ago) link

You have to vote for a lizard or the wrong lizard might get in.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:16 (five years ago) link

supporting the green party mostly makes sense if you believe the results of elections have no meaningful consequences and we're living through a pretty good example of that not being true

iatee, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:16 (five years ago) link

people who hated HRC enough to vote for Jill Stein were never gonna vote for Clinton even if libbots got their wish and all minor-party candidates were banned from the ballot

hell, can you prove Trump didn't vote for Stein

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:17 (five years ago) link

it was literally some fifth column shit

Tail Gunner Shakey McCarthy 2020

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:18 (five years ago) link

we also can't prove you didn't vote for trump

iatee, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:19 (five years ago) link

we also can't prove you are not parodying Dem idiots, honey

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:21 (five years ago) link

good act if you are, btw

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:21 (five years ago) link

the argument is always that those weren't Clinton (or Gore, or whoever)'s votes to lose. It neatly elides the fact that Stein voters a) assumed the outcome of the election did not actually matter (hence the vote for a candidate they knew had no chance of winning) and b) never seriously considered whether their interests aligned more with Clinton's than with Trump's (usually because they are viewed as "interchangeable" or some such other demonstrably untrue nonsense)

It's a hard lesson to learn, but voting is not an expression of one's personal ethics. It has always been, and will always be, a strategic expression of public will to advance specific interests.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link

but yeah I'm p tired of re-re-re-re-relitigating this argument

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link

I resisted this conclusion myself for a long time, but at the federal level, the US is a two-party system. As disappointing/evil as the Dems are, pretending otherwise is pointless and then it's pretty hard to argue with Shakey's b) there

rob, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:23 (five years ago) link

My prez vote, like Susan Sarandon's, will be utterly meaningless again in 2020. i think there's at least a 40% chance I will vote for the Dem candidate.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:27 (five years ago) link

you could move to Iowa!

crüt, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:28 (five years ago) link

morbs which potential 2020 Dem candidates would you definitely not vote for under any circumstances

crüt, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:30 (five years ago) link

stein voters - the group of dedicated nihilists and/or people who don't understand math - probably mattered less than stein adding fuel to the 'it doesn't matter, of course clinton will win' narrative. and it's not like she was the only thing fueling that.

also as much as I like to rag on the green party, if we are to assume there's always gonna be some small 3rd party drag on the election, stein probably 'helped' in that she was a fairly terrible candidate and even bernie bros never got stein-hyped.

iatee, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:31 (five years ago) link

voting is good again baby

ciderpress, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:31 (five years ago) link

crüt, we can start with Biden and Bloomberg

(both of whom i think wd handily win NY over Trump,; also they won't be nominated)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:33 (five years ago) link

I thought Bloomberg was an "independent"?

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:35 (five years ago) link

he sez he will run as a Democrat if he does

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link

ugh such a fucking clown

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link

why can't someone beat it into his thick skull that he would never win a single vote outside of NY

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link

could carry Miami Beach

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link

I would not even assume he would the win ny state primary, given the expected field

iatee, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:38 (five years ago) link

could carry Miami Beach

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius

bad for his back at his age

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:44 (five years ago) link

morbz good luck in iowa, there's a kinda fun pizza place in downtown des moines called fong's pizza

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:50 (five years ago) link

I spent one night in Davenport for minor league baseball, i do not expect to return

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:52 (five years ago) link

shit cuz one night in a davenport will make a hard man humble

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link

heh

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link

one of my all time most frustrating conversations was with a stein supporter living in florida who set up a phone call with me specifically to hear my most sincere "please for the love of god you live in florida vote strategically" pitch

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 21:14 (five years ago) link

nice knowing you

New: At WH, President Trump expresses suspicion about UN climate report: “It was given to me. And I want to look at who drew it. You know, which group drew it. I can give you reports that are fabulous and I can give you reports that aren't so good.”

— Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto) October 9, 2018

frogbs, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 21:29 (five years ago) link

¿?

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 21:30 (five years ago) link

*fabulous* global warming reports, yeah right buddy...

Freddy "Boom Boom" QAnon (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 21:32 (five years ago) link

Request for removal made btw.

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 21:36 (five years ago) link

I got an A on my Global Warming final yo

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 22:37 (five years ago) link

SOCIALFLOW &
SPLINTER_FACEBOOK &
SPLINTER_FACEBOOK &
SOCIALFLOW &
GEORGE

My Gig: The Thin Beast (sic), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 23:09 (five years ago) link

utm

mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 23:10 (five years ago) link

Splinter is not a good site guys

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 23:10 (five years ago) link

the writing is terrible and the journalism/research is next to non-existent

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 23:11 (five years ago) link

don't love Pelosi enough

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 00:33 (five years ago) link

You don't need Splinter when one of our local boys read DeSantis' book:

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/floridas-ron-desantis-wrote-book-excusing-slavery-10809091

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 00:35 (five years ago) link

Florida gubernatorial candidate Ron DeSantis' 2011 tome, Dreams From Our Founding Fathers, is terrible. It's a book-long screed from the then-Tea Party candidate, in which DeSantis screams at President Barack Obama for 286 pages, implies he is a closet Marxist, and at one point writes that Obama has "Muslim roots." The book sucks because it is an absolute slog. New Times combed through huge portions of DeSantis' repetitive, banal, witless, and crushingly pedestrian prose, and the project reads like a book report from a dying Confederate soldier trying to get a community college poli-sci degree.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 00:35 (five years ago) link

How the F is he having another rally?

Yerac, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 00:50 (five years ago) link

sta-mi-na

j., Wednesday, 10 October 2018 00:51 (five years ago) link

is that linklater spot playing on tv?

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 02:15 (five years ago) link

How the F is he having another rally?

I think this is the second of five this week

They mean that people and TV cameras look at him, which is the only thing in the entire world that he actually cares about

My Gig: The Thin Beast (sic), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 04:04 (five years ago) link

...and right now he has the excuse that's helping GOP candidates in the midterms (remember his whole "throw the son of bitch out" thing with the NFL happened at a Luther Strange event).

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 05:08 (five years ago) link

reason]? well i never

https://reason.com/blog/2018/10/08/trump-finances-subsidies-tax-fraud

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 12:59 (five years ago) link

good mourning!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 13:13 (five years ago) link

these rallies will be helpful to the GOP because what the Trump base wants is to see more clips of Trump talking shit. that's what gets them to show up at the polls.

crüt, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 13:19 (five years ago) link

Not necessarily. We'll find out in less than four weeks.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 13:21 (five years ago) link

yeah, i mean having to listen to this bloviating moron constantly will likely work just as hard in the opposite direction

circa1916, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 13:24 (five years ago) link

I ask only that he use these rallies to heartily endorse as many GOP candidates as possible, by name, explicitly and repeatedly, preferably coupled with unfounded slander against their opponents. This has been a winning strategy which he absolutely should sustain.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 13:25 (five years ago) link

Dems could honestly learn a thing or two from Trump about campaigning. I wish more politicians from our side weren't afraid to call out the other side as being truly dangerous and destructive to civilization. Trump at least is good at whipping his minions into a frenzy about the looming socialist menace that is the Democrat party. obviously Fox News has been doing it too for years.

evol j, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 13:41 (five years ago) link

You'd think the party that believed in institutions would show less fear about denouncing the charlatans and grifters destroying those institutions.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 13:47 (five years ago) link

you're the one that's crazy, institutions...

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 14:00 (five years ago) link

https://i.vimeocdn.com/video/175144292_1280x720.jpg

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 14:13 (five years ago) link

Now, the Trump administration proposes to dramatically limit the right to demonstrate near the White House and on the National Mall, including in ways that would violate court orders that have stood for decades. The proposal would close 80 percent of the White House sidewalk, put new limits on spontaneous demonstrations, and open the door to charging fees for protesting.

Fee requirements could make mass protests like Martin Luther King Jr.’s historic 1963 March on Washington and its “I have a dream” speech too expensive to happen.

The public has until October 15 to comment on the plans, and on Monday, we submitted our formal written comment explaining why the planned changes are unconstitutional.

https://www.aclu.org/blog/free-speech/rights-protesters/trump-administration-seeks-stifle-protests-near-white-house-and

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 14:44 (five years ago) link

Charging a fee to protest. That is the most neo-American idea of all time.

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link

freedom aint free

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 14:47 (five years ago) link

I guess the devil’s in the details, like how many protesters would have to be exceeded before a permit is needed

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 14:49 (five years ago) link

The devil isn’t even in the details dude it’s right there

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 14:50 (five years ago) link

I guess the devil’s in the details

The devil's in the White House.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 14:53 (five years ago) link

Would hope for more ability from the Prince of Darkness.
Maybe the level of chaos is a sign though.
& the amazing ability to get away with things.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 15:20 (five years ago) link

Trump says something to Justice Kennedy that shocks him. Something's up. (No sound) pic.twitter.com/qSkTu9B092

— Eleven Films (@Eleven_Films) October 8, 2018

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 16:10 (five years ago) link

TRUMP: I hope you can talk to Brett about ruling on some cases coming before him.

TONY: Why didn't you ask me this outside?

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 16:17 (five years ago) link

total straw-grasping, i fear. could just as easily be like "and then the caterers tried to tack on all these added fees." "no! ughhh, now that's what i hate..."

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link

yup wgaf

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link

new Politico-Morning Consult poll finds that voters say by 46 percent to 40 percent that the Senate was “wrong” to confirm Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court, but also that the battle over Kavanaugh is energizing Democratic voters more than Republican ones:

Following the GOP-led effort to push through his nomination, enthusiasm among Democratic voters has surged. More than 3 in 4 Democrats (77 percent) say they are “very motivated” to turn out and vote in the midterms — more than the 68 percent of Republicans who say they’re “very motivated.”

This is a spike of 10 points in Democratic enthusiasm from last month, when 67 percent of Democrats said they were very motivated. By contrast, according to the poll, last month Republican enthusiasm was roughly where it is now.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 16:24 (five years ago) link

wow could it be that the media repeated McConnell's lies

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 16:27 (five years ago) link

its almost as if GOP politicans and pr flacks telling me this was good for the GOP were lying the whole time?

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link

we'll know in about a month

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 16:31 (five years ago) link

these rallies will be helpful to the GOP because what the Trump base wants is to see more clips of Trump talking shit. that's what gets them to show up at the polls.

― crüt, Wednesday, October 10, 2018 9:19 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sure but it's also what gets democrats and independents to show up. trump's worst runs of polling have all been when trump is in the news.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link

the right was worked up while Kavanaugh was in limbo. now that he's been confirmed, there's no specific "cause" to fight for. The Dems still have the cause.

omar little, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link

I hope that's true, but still worry about what, if any, enthusiasm differential there is. 77% very motivated doesn't seem all that different from 68%, considering all of the noise

Dan S, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link

https://www.rocketcitynow.com/news/politics/the-latest-mcconnell-warns-of-backfire-if-dems-harass-trump/1512482101

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is warning Democrats to think carefully about "presidential harassment" if they win the majority of the House.

The Kentucky Republican told The Associated Press in an interview Wednesday that Democratic threats to investigate President Donald Trump's finances and businesses would "help the president get re-elected" in 2020.

dunno if running on shielding the POTUS from criminal investigation is a winning strategy

frogbs, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 16:36 (five years ago) link

god I wish someone would drop a piano on that fucker

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 16:38 (five years ago) link

mitch mcconnell should be in jail for treason

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 16:39 (five years ago) link

McConnell says this shit just to plant FUD* among the opposition. He's blowing smoke.

*fear, uncertainty, doubt

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 16:39 (five years ago) link

agreed

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link

McConnell and his allies take advantage of traditional Dem willies. Now it's clearly desperation

"You buy English muffins? It helps GOP turnout in November. You don't like beer? Excellent. The base does. They'll come out in November."

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 16:54 (five years ago) link

"Train compartments smell vaguely of shit. And that galvanizes our constituents."

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 17:11 (five years ago) link

Liberals! pic.twitter.com/qJuqT3M5rt

— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) October 10, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 17:15 (five years ago) link

https://apnews.com/dc029aa11f1b459a96bab41508f362cc?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=APCentralRegion

hey waitaminute! this guy beto is rich!!!

dang it

j., Wednesday, 10 October 2018 17:16 (five years ago) link

Something tells me that, in the long run at least, encouraging your constituents to divorce themselves ever further from practical reality is an endeavor at odds with encouraging them of the importance of voting. Perhaps by 2020 they will have completely accepted magic as a legitimate means of reelecting Trump.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link

good job, internet

https://www.brettkavanaugh.com/

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 18:28 (five years ago) link

The WSJ has been getting some good stories on that whole Peter W. Smith guy, and now there's this:

Late GOP Activist Peter W. Smith Met With Former Trump Adviser Michael Flynn in 2015, Sources Say - WSJ https://t.co/1ZEV4Zo1Xa

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) October 10, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link

NPR News yesterday was thrilled to tell the world what an excellent politician Nikki Haley is, and how her time to resign is probably related to the upcoming election--to distance herself from GOP losses before the midterms, rather than after them. Zero mention of the very recent controversy over her accepting private air travel to South Carolina. In conclusion, fuck NPR News.

davey, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link

how far away are we from suspicions that Trump personally murdered Smith to keep him quiet. It's what Hillary would have done!

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 19:10 (five years ago) link

hey waitaminute! this guy beto is rich!!!

dang it

he was in a punk band in the 90's, of course he is

frogbs, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 19:11 (five years ago) link

haha i was gonna say

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 19:20 (five years ago) link

this is kinda interesting

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell says that if President Donald Trump decides to fire Attorney General Jeff Sessions, his replacement won't be a Senate Republican.

Some of Trump's allies have suggested he will replace Sessions, whom he has repeatedly criticized, after the midterm elections. Sen. Lindsey Graham has been the subject of speculation about the job, but Graham said this week he has no interest.

In an interview with The Associated Press Wednesday, McConnell said any replacement to Sessions is "not going to come from our caucus, I can tell you that."

He cited the Republicans' thin, 51-49 Senate majority.

McConnell wouldn't say whether the Senate would insist that Sessions' replacement would protect special counsel Robert Mueller's Russia investigation.

is it possible they learned their lesson after losing Sessions' vacated seat to Doug Jones?

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link

also sad lol at it being a foregone conclusion that Sessions is gonna get canned, I mean it's just being talked about openly now

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 19:49 (five years ago) link

whereas before GOP Senate caucus was all "that is a red line that must not be crossed"

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 19:49 (five years ago) link

No member of our caucus will be standing astride the throne of Emperor Trump and feeding him the most decadent of bonbons, I can tell you that.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 19:53 (five years ago) link

Dow dropped 823 today, whatev that "means"

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 20:05 (five years ago) link

profit-taking

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 20:06 (five years ago) link

Sessions has horrible ideas about law enforcement and has done much damage as Attorney General. The only reason not to rejoice at his firing is the Mueller investigation.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 20:10 (five years ago) link

Dow dropped 823 today, whatev that "means"

obviously more neo-nazi symbolism

President Keyes, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 20:12 (five years ago) link

what does ILX think of this

There's a very specific dress code for Nazi allies in Egypt. pic.twitter.com/to15dKiB6N

— Nima Shirazi (@WideAsleepNima) October 6, 2018

frogbs, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 20:15 (five years ago) link

dgaf

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 20:16 (five years ago) link

Democratic U.S. Senator Claire McCaskill's vote against Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh's confirmation appears not to have cost her greatly in conservative-leaning Missouri, where she is in a tight re-election race, a Reuters opinion poll showed.

The Reuters/Ipsos/UVA Center for Politics poll released on Wednesday found that 44 percent of likely Missouri voters said they would support McCaskill in the Nov. 6 congressional elections, while 45 percent backed Republican challenger and state Attorney General Josh Hawley.

The poll had a credibility interval, a measure of precision, of 3 percentage points. Other recent polls also showed the Missouri race as a toss-up.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 20:17 (five years ago) link

more evidence that McConnell & co were full of shit about Kavanaugh boosting their electoral prospects

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 20:17 (five years ago) link

gotta love the subtext of this new tweet

"Departing the @WhiteHouse for Erie, Pennsylvania. I cannot disappoint the thousands of people that are there - and the thousands that are going. I look forward to seeing everyone this evening."

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 20:18 (five years ago) link

it _does_ seem to be increasingly clear that _something_ is happening with whoever's setting up melania's outfits

but

what

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 20:30 (five years ago) link

The Melania Code: A Thriller By Dan Brown

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 20:33 (five years ago) link

The poll had a credibility interval, a measure of precision, of 3 percentage points. Other recent polls also showed the Missouri race as a toss-up.

is credibility interval a fancy new term for 'margin of error'

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 20:34 (five years ago) link

it's a different way of representing broad uncertainty involved in polling -- one or the other is used based on how much you trust your #s vs how much you trust, for ex, your poll design

caek can maybe explain this better than me

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 21:04 (five years ago) link

a feast of trumpisms: http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/10/my-private-oval-office-press-conference-with-donald-trump.html

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 21:26 (five years ago) link

Good on Eric Holder. I wondered why he was trending on TWitter.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 21:39 (five years ago) link

xpost

i learned that everything is good, everything is great, and if it doesn't go so well, it's ok - it's going to be terrific in the end. also this administration has done more in the first two years than you can believe

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 21:45 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9U8RFjoP2A

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 21:46 (five years ago) link

Boldly calling out "special interests."

DJI, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 21:50 (five years ago) link

more evidence that McConnell & co were full of shit about Kavanaugh boosting their electoral prospects

― Οὖτις, 10. oktober 2018 22:17 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Reminds me of the reaction after the tax bill. Which everyone could see was a stunningly inept piece of legislation, so bad that there was at times moments where it seemed it wouldn't pass a GOP-controlled senate - and boy, does a tax cut have to be badly drafted for the GOP to consider voting against it. And then when it passed anyway, they claimed that it might have looked bad, but the whole thing had gone exactly according to plan and was going to help them in the midterms. McConnell is cunning in the Baldrickian sense of the word.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 21:58 (five years ago) link

that Nuzzi article in NY Mag, talk about access journalism

Dan S, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 22:00 (five years ago) link

boy, does a tax cut have to be badly drafted for the GOP to consider voting against it

The GOP congressional talent pool is unlikely to be much deeper than the Trump admin talent pool. There’s no bright young things to help them do any of the actual work.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 22:03 (five years ago) link

a feast of trumpisms: http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/10/my-private-oval-office-press-conference-with-donald-trump.html

― mookieproof, Wednesday, October 10, 2018 2:26 PM (one hour ago)

This is seriously one of the most goddamn bizarre things I've ever read.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 22:31 (five years ago) link

As I turned to follow Sanders and Shine out of the room, someone said, “Hey, Olivia.” I turned toward the room again to see Kelly and Ayers entwined, their arms stretched around each other and their faces pressed close together. They smiled theatrically. “This is my friend,” Kelly said.

“Yes, and he’s mine,” Ayers said. “And I told her that. She knows that.”

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 22:33 (five years ago) link

we are having a normal good time, like normal

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 22:35 (five years ago) link

i'm not going to watch that holder video. fuck holder. i hope he doesn't run.

akm, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 22:41 (five years ago) link

Is olivia nuzzi good or bad?

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 22:41 (five years ago) link

thinking about trump trying to ingratiate himself with a pretty young blonde is nauseating

maura, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 22:49 (five years ago) link

xp not sure. the few times I've seen her interviewed on cable news she seemed ok. the piece almost seems like satire, or parody

Dan S, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 22:50 (five years ago) link

xxp she's the next bob woodward

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 22:51 (five years ago) link

the piece almost seems like satire, or parody

In a better universe, surely the case, but not this one.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link

> this wild ride is going to crash. either that or the GOP will need to consolidate power permanently

On today's or yesterday's Ian Masters podcast, it was reported (IIRC, from Axios) that Trump was dancing in the West Wing, planning on placing another 2 justices this term, due to RBG's age and Sotomayor's diabetes.

Two more ultrapartisans like Kavanaugh, and I think I'll live to see the 2nd Civil War.

godless hippie skank (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link

xp: Natural linen suit + Panama hat is a classic wardrobe for tropical climes, and I won't let nazi sympathizers take it from me.

godless hippie skank (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 22:56 (five years ago) link

probably mentioned above, but the court refusing to hear the challenge to the north dakota voter ID law is par for the bullshit course

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 22:56 (five years ago) link

xp

Apparently she wore a pith helmet too which is o_O

Idk, don’t put a lot of sinister importance on any of this, she’s most likely just ignorant and corny.

circa1916, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 23:15 (five years ago) link

Pro tip for Stevolende: start all your posts with “On today’s or yesterday’s firstname lastname podcast, I heard...”

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 23:19 (five years ago) link

El Tomboto, Ian Masters has been the Axios of broadcast interviews for 2 decades. Super deep rolodex. The discussion of GOP plans to maintain minority rule indefinitely was his interview with Aziz Huq, U. Chicago law prof, from 9 Oct.

godless hippie skank (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 23:41 (five years ago) link

Olivia Nuzzi wrote the "Milo is my friend" piece, no?

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 23:47 (five years ago) link

I vaguely remember something weird about her. So mant media people to keep track of.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 23:48 (five years ago) link

xp. yes, she also has written a number of "humanizing" pieces about alt-right figures such as cernovich

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 23:59 (five years ago) link

Gotta give her credit, though. All the right-wing psycho soft focus pieces finally paid off. Access, baby! You got it! Go girl pic.twitter.com/iq9Ls6w5Eu

— jf (@BronzeHammer) October 10, 2018

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 11 October 2018 00:00 (five years ago) link

In polling credibility interval and confidence interval are the same thing for anyone other than the person who conducted the poll and their parents who are very proud of what they do.

in practice they’re both pretty much always about sqrt(n)/n where n is the number of participants, which is why you often see 3%, which is sqrt(1000)/1000.

But fwiw i think a credibility calculation is preferred by Bayesians and incorporates uncertainty due to survey design and weighting differently than a confidence interval like hoos said. But like I say pretty much however you do it you get 3% for 1000 participants.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 11 October 2018 00:01 (five years ago) link

Whoa wtf @ those headlines. She seems way worse than bari weiss from those.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 11 October 2018 00:10 (five years ago) link

So yeah.... bad. Makes sense Trump would try to win her over.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 11 October 2018 00:11 (five years ago) link

Who knows what truth there is in this given the sources but https://www.politico.com/story/2018/10/10/trump-tv-ratings-fox-news-891621

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 11 October 2018 01:36 (five years ago) link

Nuzzi is (or was) an Ann Coulter fangirl.

leave @AnnCoulter alone! except don't because then she won't sell books/will fade into obscurity and i will be sad because i love her

— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) June 26, 2014

jaymc, Thursday, 11 October 2018 01:48 (five years ago) link

that's more embarrassing than offensive

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 11 October 2018 01:49 (five years ago) link

jaymc!

Dan S, Thursday, 11 October 2018 01:53 (five years ago) link

sorry jaymc, you've maybe been posting but I haven't seen your posts in forever

Dan S, Thursday, 11 October 2018 01:56 (five years ago) link

nuzzi.xls

ian, Thursday, 11 October 2018 02:16 (five years ago) link

i don't understand why someone who was an ann coulter fan four short years ago is a white house correspondent for new york magazine

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 11 October 2018 02:20 (five years ago) link

seems dumb and bad

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 11 October 2018 02:20 (five years ago) link

but whatever

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 11 October 2018 02:24 (five years ago) link

it appears that she came to prominence because anthony weiner and his campaign manager were assholes to her? that guy has a lot to answer for

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 October 2018 02:25 (five years ago) link

haven’t thought badly of NY Mag before, but between her pieces and the recent articles of Andrew Sullivan, I don’t know…

Dan S, Thursday, 11 October 2018 02:29 (five years ago) link

i guess ostensibly critical, but really quite softball profiles of right wing lunatics are good for rage clicks. you need to be able to create enough plausible deniability to avoid people thinking you really sympathize with them. if she is adept at that then that's a sort of skill

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 11 October 2018 02:30 (five years ago) link

andrew sullivan is a little different. he has been an influential person in american culture for a number of decades and he is a talented polemicist, which is by no means a defense of some of the positions he's taken over the years

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 11 October 2018 02:32 (five years ago) link

i can't think of a defensible reason for a being a coulter fan-anything tbh including spouse boyfriend girlfriend mom dad pet or familiar spirit

Hunt3r, Thursday, 11 October 2018 02:34 (five years ago) link

He hasn't been influential in years except with the Bill Maher crowd.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 October 2018 02:35 (five years ago) link

but he was at one point

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 11 October 2018 02:35 (five years ago) link

andrew sullivan is a racist shithead who isn't actually very smart, and no one on earth should have given him a platform in the last 20 years

nuzzi may or may not be a great journalist, but she's hardly on his level of puerility

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 October 2018 02:37 (five years ago) link

if she is writing articles that make cernovich and richard spencer seem halfway acceptable that seems analogous to giving a platform to charles murray

but really, there are no winners here

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 11 October 2018 02:39 (five years ago) link

this is an argument about which is the biggest turd in the waterpipe

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 11 October 2018 02:41 (five years ago) link

lol

Dan S, Thursday, 11 October 2018 02:52 (five years ago) link

hi Dan S! i don't post much these days, but i do lurk in a few threads.

jaymc, Thursday, 11 October 2018 02:58 (five years ago) link

well I really hope you will be here in the future, even your posts are infrequent

Dan S, Thursday, 11 October 2018 03:40 (five years ago) link

Here are the papers Donald Trump gave me yesterday, by the way: pic.twitter.com/k57cX5G2LF

— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) October 11, 2018

Seeing all these yuge accomplishments, typed out like a proud 6th grader would, is really something though.

xp wb jaymc!

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 11 October 2018 08:52 (five years ago) link

I enjoyed* the nymag article, I hadn’t previously seen what happens when the White House try an organised charm offensive.

I have been walking for ten minutes since I read it, and have not noticed any elements of goose-stepping entering my stride, if that’s what some of you are concerned about, as it appears some of you are.

*in so far as you can enjoy something that raises the volume on the voice that’s insistently pointing out that Something is Very Wrong. Which is more than none.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 11 October 2018 08:56 (five years ago) link

Ah come on we've all had a boss that only reads the first and last two items in any list, so you stick the text that he dictated to you in the last items and he'll assume that you built smoothly towards it.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 11 October 2018 09:00 (five years ago) link

btw Anthony Weiner is about to get released early for being a model prisoner.

3-1 he runs for something in the next 5 years.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 October 2018 11:27 (five years ago) link

just in time for an October surprise!!

frogbs, Thursday, 11 October 2018 11:42 (five years ago) link

good mourning!!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 October 2018 12:10 (five years ago) link

where's the tax returns?

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 11 October 2018 12:27 (five years ago) link

I really don't care, do u? https://t.co/qRz7a5uHfD

— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) October 11, 2018

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, 11 October 2018 13:03 (five years ago) link

she likely isn't even the most bullied person in her husband's family tbf

Burt Bacharachman-Turner Overdrive Like Jehuman League (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 11 October 2018 13:33 (five years ago) link

i wonder if she realizes how huge and beloved a celeb she'd be if she divorced him right now, bigger than jackie-o

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 11 October 2018 13:41 (five years ago) link

i doubt it - she has all the natural human warmth of a terminator

hey, nifty clam! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 11 October 2018 13:46 (five years ago) link

xpost And if she were to go full Judith, well...

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Thursday, 11 October 2018 13:47 (five years ago) link

Melania seems like an objectively terrible person but here's another thing: she's really fuckin weird

frogbs, Thursday, 11 October 2018 13:59 (five years ago) link

not as weird as Stephen Miller though

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/stephen-miller-3rd-grade-teacher_us_5bbe815de4b0b27cf47a54b9?ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000067

“Do you remember that character in Peanuts, the one called Pig Pen, with the dust cloud and crumbs flying all around him? That was Stephen Miller at 8. I was always trying to get him to clean up his desk — he always had stuff mashed up in there. He was a strange dude.

I remember he would take a bottle of glue — we didn’t have glue sticks in those days — and he would pour the glue on his arm, let it dry, peel it off and then eat it.”

frogbs, Thursday, 11 October 2018 14:02 (five years ago) link

Melania seems like an objectively terrible person but here's another thing: she's really fuckin weird

same for Donald

crüt, Thursday, 11 October 2018 14:09 (five years ago) link

I mean...she voluntarily married Donald Trump. And like late-period Donald Trump, to boot. I wouldn't exactly call her a rational actor.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Thursday, 11 October 2018 14:21 (five years ago) link

kids at my elementary school did that with glue all the time... not just some weirdo kid, either. the popular kids would all do it at the same time. it got so bad they eventually took away everyone's glue and locked it in a drawer.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 11 October 2018 14:28 (five years ago) link

The pouring and peeling, yes. The eating, not so much.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Thursday, 11 October 2018 14:30 (five years ago) link

the Ralph Wiggums are ascendant

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 October 2018 14:35 (five years ago) link

too bad he never drank bleach

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 11 October 2018 14:35 (five years ago) link

the Ralph Wiggums are ascendant

truthbomb

hey, nifty clam! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 11 October 2018 14:36 (five years ago) link

white supremacy, that's where i'm a viking

President Keyes, Thursday, 11 October 2018 14:41 (five years ago) link

truism

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 October 2018 14:44 (five years ago) link

This Trump-Kanye exchange, after Ye talked for 10 straight minutes:

TRUMP: “I tell you what that was pretty impressive. That was quite something.”

KANYE: "It was from the soul. I just channeled it.”

— Chris Cillizza (@CillizzaCNN) October 11, 2018

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 October 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link

the world is so fucking dumb I pray for death every single minute

akm, Thursday, 11 October 2018 16:57 (five years ago) link

trump looked into kayne's eyes and saw his tv channel. i mean, soul

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 October 2018 16:59 (five years ago) link

the world is so fucking dumb I pray for death every single minute

― akm

real life lol

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 October 2018 17:01 (five years ago) link

the world is so fucking dumb I pray for death every single minute

I get you, but think of the inexhaustible smugness you can still derive from knowing you're not one of them. Helps you cope.

pomenitul, Thursday, 11 October 2018 17:06 (five years ago) link

trump looked into kayne's eyes and saw his tv channel. i mean, soul

some of his plastic still say kayne's soul

My Gig: The Thin Beast (sic), Thursday, 11 October 2018 17:11 (five years ago) link

Citizen.

Mark G, Thursday, 11 October 2018 17:14 (five years ago) link

love that the president shrugged off the murder and dismemberment of a dissident saudi journalist by claiming 'we sell them 110b worth of weapons my hands are tied'

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 11 October 2018 17:37 (five years ago) link

lmao Kanye's iPhone password is 000000 pic.twitter.com/mEM5Tjq0po

— Del Slappo (@misterjamo) October 11, 2018

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 October 2018 17:41 (five years ago) link

so kanye says he was misdiagnosed with bipolar now?

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 11 October 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link

“If you’re building a floor — the Constitution is the base of our industry, of our country, of our company, right?” he said. “Would you build a trap door that if you mess up, and you accidentally — something happens, you fall and you end up next to the Unabomber? You gotta remove all that trap door out of the relationship. The four gentleman that wrote the 13th Amendment — and I think the way the universe works, it’s perfect! We don’t have 13 floors.”

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 11 October 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link

What the fuck

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 11 October 2018 18:13 (five years ago) link

You'll have to tell me which of those clowns said that, because I can't tell.

Zach Same (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 October 2018 18:15 (five years ago) link

i assume that was kanye

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 11 October 2018 18:16 (five years ago) link

Kanye. I think he sounds mentally ill and pretty different than he did years ago.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 11 October 2018 18:17 (five years ago) link

Kind of Trump like.

Zach Same (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 October 2018 18:18 (five years ago) link

yes but trump isn’t currently fixated on the 13th amendment

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 11 October 2018 18:18 (five years ago) link

this country is so fucking stupid

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 11 October 2018 18:19 (five years ago) link

yes but trump isn’t currently fixated on the 13th amendment

Roky Erickson then.

Zach Same (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 October 2018 18:20 (five years ago) link

welp I guess anti-intellectualism won out in USA, g night folks

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 11 October 2018 18:20 (five years ago) link

i've always thought that trump was literally the worst person who could ever possibly be president. and by 'possibly' i mean that there's a chance that the people of the united states would actually vote for him, just because they've heard of him and he's on tv. but kanye might actually be worse, somehow

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 October 2018 18:23 (five years ago) link

Ye / Trump Jr. 2024

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Thursday, 11 October 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link

Kanye has no fucking idea what the fuck he is talking about at all. yet he gets this fucking stupid fuck platform to babble to other idiots that nod their heads in agreement . i hate this shit

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 11 October 2018 18:27 (five years ago) link

It's literally just an ego stroke for Trump. Someone is talking to him as if his opinion matters, as if he were a worthy vessel for such profound insights. Kanye could have been delivering little more than a stream of disconnected phonemes and Trump would've been honored to have been the recipient of those phonemes.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Thursday, 11 October 2018 18:33 (five years ago) link

I mean obviously it works both ways. Can't we just lock them both in a room and let them overinflate the other's ego until they cease to exist?

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Thursday, 11 October 2018 18:34 (five years ago) link

We're at low point # what again?

pomenitul, Thursday, 11 October 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link

#nogooddays

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 11 October 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link

crossposting

"The Arabs have taken billions of dollars out of this country, and now they must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance!" pic.twitter.com/iqmKxHVVSr

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) October 11, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 October 2018 18:43 (five years ago) link

(not sure Paddy Chayefsky could've come up with this shit)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 October 2018 18:44 (five years ago) link

"I love Hillary. I love everyone. But the campaign ‘I’m With Her’ just didn’t make me feel, as a guy that didn’t get to see his dad all the time, like a guy who could play catch with his son. There was something about when I put this hat on that made me feel like Superman. That’s my favorite superhero. You made a Superman cape for me.”

spelling it out. need it spelled out? here it is, spelled out

Milton Parker, Thursday, 11 October 2018 18:44 (five years ago) link

You'll have to tell me which of those clowns said that, because I can't tell.

um do you really think that Trump knows of any amendments besides the first two and *maybe* the 25th

frogbs, Thursday, 11 October 2018 18:48 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpZI9it2rJM

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Thursday, 11 October 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link

tapped out at about the two minute mark of Kanye's deal, how sad & embarrassing & awful

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 11 October 2018 19:19 (five years ago) link

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45826875
Mr Trump was asked by a journalist if West could be a future presidential candidate, and the president replied: "Could very well be."

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Thursday, 11 October 2018 19:22 (five years ago) link

Air Force Won’t Say Whether It Will Replace Air Force One With Kanye’s Hydrogen-Powered iPlane via @TaskandPurpose https://t.co/kHcyy8nmf9

— Jeff Schogol (@JeffSchogol) October 11, 2018

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.

— Matt "The Dang Deficit" Christman (@cushbomb) January 20, 2017

frogbs, Thursday, 11 October 2018 19:27 (five years ago) link

i've been reading through perlstein's latest, Invisible Bridge, which is about how the U.S. shifted from nixon to reagan during the 70s. like nixonland, it's full of all sorts of wonderful and disturbing anecdotes and long forgotten scandals of the day. while reading Nixonland, though, i often found myself thinking "well, at least things haven't gotten THAT bad today". part of that was because i was reading it before trump, and part of it was that the 60s were full of a lot of political violence that i have trouble imagining, even now. the experience of reading Invisible Bridge is different, though. feels like everything is much, much worse and much dumber than the 70s. that's my review of the trump era so far: less violent than the 60s, so much dumber than ever before

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 October 2018 19:36 (five years ago) link

Stupidest day in US history since yesterday.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Thursday, 11 October 2018 19:37 (five years ago) link

Why isnt trump in jail yet

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 11 October 2018 19:49 (five years ago) link

Im ready for the next era. This era sucks

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 11 October 2018 19:49 (five years ago) link

Treesh

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 11 October 2018 19:49 (five years ago) link

xxxp Better to be a Democrat in prison than a Republican in Hell.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Thursday, 11 October 2018 19:50 (five years ago) link

well you don't have long to wait, a mere 12 years as it turns out.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 11 October 2018 19:51 (five years ago) link

angling for 2020?

President Keyes, Thursday, 11 October 2018 19:54 (five years ago) link

I was thinking of the UN climate report

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 11 October 2018 19:55 (five years ago) link

C/D: Rick Perlstein

xp, lol karl your view of nixonland is correct imo.

Hunt3r, Thursday, 11 October 2018 20:00 (five years ago) link

The relentlessness of this shit is just beating down my already compromised level-best attempt to find small joys in day-to-day life.

The undertow wins. It's not even about paying attention to the news anymore. Tune it out, don't tune it out, it's irrelevant to the extent that this pervasive sense of dread is moving like a contagion between any two people with a conscience.

DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 11 October 2018 20:02 (five years ago) link

And also my baseball team lost.

DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 11 October 2018 20:05 (five years ago) link

makes me long for the days when Poppy Bush had KRS-One and Paris in the Oval

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 October 2018 20:11 (five years ago) link

KRS is a Ron Paul supporter iirc

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 11 October 2018 20:18 (five years ago) link

I find this stuff easier to bear (and tune out) than last week. My blood pressure's normal again!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 October 2018 20:18 (five years ago) link

not sure if Morbs is referring to Bush Killa or misremembering proud capitalist exploiter Eazy-E paying $80k to have dinner at a White House function for business owners

My Gig: The Thin Beast (sic), Thursday, 11 October 2018 20:29 (five years ago) link

yeah carne, i know he lost the plot

just makin dumb joke

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 October 2018 20:31 (five years ago) link

also in the white house today, separately from the kanye event: kid rock, mike love + weirdos

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump welcomed musicians Kid Rock and country star John Rich to the White House on Thursday as he signed legislation overhauling the way music is licensed and songwriters compensated.

Trump signed the Orrin B. Hatch Music Modernization Act on Thursday. The bill won wide bipartisan support in the House and Senate and is backed by the music industry. It’s named after the retiring Utah senator, who is also a musician.

Also joining the president were Mike Love of the Beach Boys, singer Sam Moore and the Christian group MercyMe.

The legislation creates a new independent entity that will license songs to companies that play music online.

The nonprofit collective will then pay songwriters, including those who wrote pre-1970s classics before music copyrights protected their work.

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 October 2018 20:33 (five years ago) link

so...is the bipartisan drug bill signed by the prez any good? It looks like it, but I only read the NYT's summary.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 October 2018 20:34 (five years ago) link

Orrin B. Hatch Music Modernization Act

brownie, Thursday, 11 October 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link

at last John Rich can listen to his music on the Victrola 6-in-1

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 October 2018 20:39 (five years ago) link

they couldn't get The Mentors to show up for the signing?

BrianB, Thursday, 11 October 2018 20:50 (five years ago) link

Whoah, what little I've read in this thread in the last three minutes is too much Kanye for the whole year

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 11 October 2018 20:54 (five years ago) link

I refuse to watch video of any of today's historic events WH because, well, fuck these fools

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 11 October 2018 20:56 (five years ago) link

god that Olivia Nuzzi article and the Kanye rant are a hell of a 1-2 punch. you can feel your brain short-circuit in real time.

frogbs, Thursday, 11 October 2018 20:57 (five years ago) link

The only thing I want to know about the Kanye/Trump meeting is why Jim Brown thought it was a good idea to be there.

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 11 October 2018 21:18 (five years ago) link

very glad i blocked twitter from my devices yesterday sheesh

maura, Thursday, 11 October 2018 21:19 (five years ago) link

Was surprised to hear about the Anne Coulter fanship by Nuzzi since i think she has been a regular guest on MSNBC shows over the last couple of years.

Stevolende, Thursday, 11 October 2018 21:25 (five years ago) link

that shit about HIlary/superman cape/playing catch with daddy: these are just unrelated words without any coherent meaning. I mean what the motherfuck? how am I supposed to convince my 12 year old to do well in school and go to college when illiterate dumbfucks like this hold sway over a nation? I fucking give up. This is what America deserves. Burn every fucking inch of it to the ground

akm, Thursday, 11 October 2018 21:34 (five years ago) link

Get a load of this absolute shitbag: he wants you to donate "to Beto" to support him, but neglects to mention (except in the fine print that is easily missed) that A FULL FIFTY PERCENT OF YOUR DONATIONS GO INTO HIS POCKET. https://t.co/UUSMELtM4x

— Jeff B. (@EsotericCD) October 11, 2018

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 October 2018 22:14 (five years ago) link

My perspective is starting to shift towards incalculable gratitude for each sensible & coherent utterance and every kind & selfless act ever delivered into the world by human beings. Who could have guessed those things would ever become so endangered.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Thursday, 11 October 2018 22:15 (five years ago) link

Mencken’s bar of mere competence has been downgraded to mere coherence

valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 11 October 2018 22:28 (five years ago) link

"I love Hillary. I love everyone. But the campaign ‘I’m With Her’ just didn’t make me feel, as a guy that didn’t get to see his dad all the time, like a guy who could play catch with his son. There was something about when I put this hat on that made me feel like Superman. That’s my favorite superhero. You made a Superman cape for me.”

spelling it out. need it spelled out? here it is, spelled out

― Milton Parker, Thursday, October 11, 2018 6:44 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I agree this is shameful and terrible but they're not random unrelated words. This is patriarchy and misogyny in visible action--supporting Hillary made him feel like less of a man, and less able to participate in masculinity, whereas jumping on the Trump bandwagon strokes his sense that he's included in the benefits of (explicitly) maleness and (I think, implicitly) whiteness, which is not an uncomplicated statement but still...BOOM. There you have it, in simple terms.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Thursday, 11 October 2018 22:37 (five years ago) link

Otm! I started writing something similar but you did a better job

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 11 October 2018 22:41 (five years ago) link

And if it isn't clear now, rest assured that people will continue to dumb things down until they're communicating their brokenness like guileless toddlers. 'I don't like you having things because not having all of the things makes me feel bad.'

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Thursday, 11 October 2018 22:48 (five years ago) link

superman's cape is apparently a red bandaid for a combover over hairplugs gone horribly wrong-o
he's an old jester with a broken heart, who says turn me around and take me back to mar-a-lago

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 11 October 2018 22:51 (five years ago) link

lol

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 11 October 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link

you think Trump ever played catch with any of his sons

frogbs, Thursday, 11 October 2018 23:12 (five years ago) link

nope

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 11 October 2018 23:14 (five years ago) link

hands are too small to throw a ball iirc

Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 October 2018 23:20 (five years ago) link

Perhaps not, but who here ever had the privilege of fast forwarding through the boring parts of action movies for their beloved papa?

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Thursday, 11 October 2018 23:32 (five years ago) link

Surprised Van Damme has never had occasion to visit this white house

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 11 October 2018 23:33 (five years ago) link

He seems like the kind of dad who would have a screening room, but never let anyone watch movies with him

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 11 October 2018 23:34 (five years ago) link

movies shown in that "man"cave ~ boof o'kavanaugh whose red, red wine spilled all over senator patrick leahy's stolen emails. president clinton, what do you think of ken "the report" starr's baylor tenure?

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 11 October 2018 23:35 (five years ago) link

Got my vote

NEW from me via #FOIA: John Kelly called Elizabeth Warren an "impolite arrogant woman" in an email following a conversation he had with her about Trump's travel ban.

“Absolutely most insulting conversation I have ever had with anyone," Kelly wrotehttps://t.co/XzSkJGCdzr

— Jason Leopold (@JasonLeopold) October 11, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 11 October 2018 23:41 (five years ago) link

I'm thinking of killing myself as an example to other white men

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 12 October 2018 00:12 (five years ago) link

underrated portion of today's important meeting, from the official WH transcript

THE PRESIDENT: Well, it’s great to have you, Jim. Great to have you.

JIM BROWN: It’s good to be here, Mr. President.

THE PRESIDENT: Kanye, it’s great to be with you.

KANYE WEST: Great to be here.

THE PRESIDENT: And these are two friends of mine. And Kanye has been a friend of mine for a long time. And Jim is — Jim came out of nowhere, and he said, “I like what the President is doing.” A long time ago we met. Right? And I just appreciated it very much.

And, you know, if you look at the employment numbers, if you look at the median income, if you look at every single indicator, we’re keeping our promise, Jim. Thank you. And I want to thank you.

JIM BROWN: And I like North Korea.

THE PRESIDENT: I like North Korea too.

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Friday, 12 October 2018 00:14 (five years ago) link

got some kind of time-oriented vertigo reading about the travel ban just now

princess of hell (BradNelson), Friday, 12 October 2018 00:16 (five years ago) link

I'm thinking of killing myself as an example to other white men

― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, October 11, 2018 8:12 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is garbage and disrespectful to suicide victims, their families, and those that struggle with suicide ideation.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 12 October 2018 00:25 (five years ago) link

That’s cool the president likes north korea

Makes me like the us a little more

🇰🇵 ✊

F# A# (∞), Friday, 12 October 2018 00:26 (five years ago) link

xp and a little bit to white men too

* tho obv the unspoken "american" that we had a blazing row about a month or so back was unspoken at a very high volume indeed, as it always is

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Friday, 12 October 2018 00:28 (five years ago) link

the quiet american nest pas

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Friday, 12 October 2018 00:29 (five years ago) link

Settle down birdie

F# A# (∞), Friday, 12 October 2018 00:31 (five years ago) link

Dagz should say his piece, he’s otm

Trϵϵship, Friday, 12 October 2018 00:36 (five years ago) link

I bet Kanye thinks the MAGA hat is some kind of amazing design concept

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Friday, 12 October 2018 00:50 (five years ago) link

Like how he was probably really into iPhones when they came out, or something

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Friday, 12 October 2018 00:50 (five years ago) link

I kinda like his modified version with the lower profile

Trϵϵship, Friday, 12 October 2018 00:55 (five years ago) link

xpost to Treeship

What makes you think I don’t struggle with it?

I’ve lost 2 beloved colleagues to suicide in the last 8 months and have had a lot of extremely dark days this year, as many of us have had and yet I still can find it within myself to say shit like this on a thread where half the time i’m reading people justifiably blowing off steam of spouting your brand of hysteria and I just roll with it.

I don’t post much so it’s not like you’d know this about me, so I’m going to both ask for your forbearance and ask you to get over yourself.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 12 October 2018 00:59 (five years ago) link

The discussion of Stephen Miller as Ralph Wiggum from earlier reminds me that I hear most of Treeship’s posts in the voice of Martin Prince.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 12 October 2018 01:09 (five years ago) link

i don't know who that is but fuck you

Trϵϵship, Friday, 12 October 2018 01:11 (five years ago) link

also, sparkle motion, i'm sorry for your losses, and my post by no means assumed you didn't have hardship in your own life. i just was not a fan of the rhetoric.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 12 October 2018 01:12 (five years ago) link

>I agree this is shameful and terrible but they're not random unrelated words. This is patriarchy and misogyny in visible action--supporting Hillary made him feel like less of a man, and less able to participate in masculinity, whereas jumping on the Trump bandwagon strokes his sense that he's included in the benefits of (explicitly) maleness and (I think, implicitly) whiteness, which is not an uncomplicated statement but still...BOOM. There you have it, in simple terms.

― There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Thursday, October 11, 2018 10:37 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Agree totally -- was more stunned by his baseline honesty than being sarcastic by saying he was spelling it out -- there's a through-line in his entire rant so consistent I almost feel like thanking him for putting it this simply; Hillary's fine, but dads need to start playing catch with their sons again

Milton Parker, Friday, 12 October 2018 01:12 (five years ago) link

very helpful

Trϵϵship, Friday, 12 October 2018 01:19 (five years ago) link

The Kanye thing is incredibly honest, and embarrassing and stupid. I wonder if any other presidents would have had Kanye into the Oval Office to talk about what cool Dads they seem. Bill Clinton?

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Friday, 12 October 2018 01:21 (five years ago) link

i don't know who that is but fuck you

― Trϵϵship, Thursday, October 11, 2018 9:11 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

New board descrip

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 October 2018 01:23 (five years ago) link

definitely not

Trϵϵship, Friday, 12 October 2018 01:26 (five years ago) link

My colleagues have to go to dinner with their new boss in like 3 Thursdays and were asking me for conversation topics. I told them to say "Hey!, if this were the 80s all of us would be rushing home to catch the Cosby Show tonight!" I wonder if Kanye watched a lot of Cosby show and is now acting out.

Yerac, Friday, 12 October 2018 01:30 (five years ago) link

god I hope I never "have to" go to dinner with my boss. any boss.

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Friday, 12 October 2018 01:35 (five years ago) link

I am getting out of there next week so I get to miss the dinner and mandatory holiday parties. The last time I was working there two years ago I had to go to lunch with the boss and talked about how dogs can see ghosts. I nail these functions.

Yerac, Friday, 12 October 2018 01:45 (five years ago) link

dogs can definitely see ghosts though

Trϵϵship, Friday, 12 October 2018 01:52 (five years ago) link

anyone who has had a dog knows that

Trϵϵship, Friday, 12 October 2018 01:52 (five years ago) link

Jim Brown had his bell rung a little too often

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 October 2018 02:19 (five years ago) link

He also once threw a woman off a balcony or out of a window or something to that effect iirc so he’s on brand for this crew.

evol j, Friday, 12 October 2018 03:52 (five years ago) link

Leonard Cohen apparently wrote a Kanye West poem back in 2015:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DpOEK31VAAA9ejO.jpg

pomenitul, Friday, 12 October 2018 10:38 (five years ago) link

so what if they want to go to war but don't have the planes?

https://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/america-s-fighter-fleets-are-in-terrible-shape-but-matt-1829684952

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 October 2018 12:16 (five years ago) link

That’s the worst thing Leonard Cohen ever wrote

Trϵϵship, Friday, 12 October 2018 12:33 (five years ago) link

on top of all the terrible things kanye is, he's also *of course* that asshole who's always showing you things on his phone.

FRE SHA VAC ADO (jed_), Friday, 12 October 2018 12:49 (five years ago) link

that Leonard Cohen poem is wonderful

El Tomboto, Friday, 12 October 2018 12:50 (five years ago) link

kanye is not picasso, but is definitely an asshole

President Keyes, Friday, 12 October 2018 12:52 (five years ago) link

That’s the worst thing Leonard Cohen ever wrote

― Trϵϵship, Friday, October 12, 2018 8:33 AM

that Leonard Cohen poem is wonderful

― El Tomboto, Friday, October 12, 2018 8:50 AM

You're both right.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 October 2018 13:33 (five years ago) link

All three of you are right.

pomenitul, Friday, 12 October 2018 13:35 (five years ago) link

if we're talking some alternative kind of right

President Keyes, Friday, 12 October 2018 13:49 (five years ago) link

is there any other kind

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 October 2018 13:51 (five years ago) link

Co-opting the word 'alternative' is not the least of their crimes. Though I like to think that 'alt' is really just German for 'old', 'cause ultimately they're just a bunch of senile neo-nazis, regardless of age.

pomenitul, Friday, 12 October 2018 13:52 (five years ago) link

So, here's what we're up against.

Two AZ GOP staffers, under falsified names and a bogus "communist" organization, walked into #AZ01 Democrat @TomOHalleran's office to make a donation.

Tom's finance director smelled a rat.

Here she is, returning the money to the GOP office. pic.twitter.com/wfc6EAiapA

— Holly Fιɢυeroα O'Reιlly (@AynRandPaulRyan) October 12, 2018

canary christ (stevie), Friday, 12 October 2018 13:57 (five years ago) link

“This is OSCAR”

El Tomboto, Friday, 12 October 2018 14:06 (five years ago) link

wow, she's a champ

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 October 2018 14:15 (five years ago) link

that was pretty much the definition of When they go low, we kick them

President Keyes, Friday, 12 October 2018 14:24 (five years ago) link

Hope they bring those two up on charges. Like Graham's threat to invent abuse survivors, if you're willing to cheat to win, get ready for consequences.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Friday, 12 October 2018 14:26 (five years ago) link

The pair initially walked in to sign up to volunteer but had brought along a jar full of money that they wished to donate. After being directed to a finance staffer, they were told to fill out paperwork. In doing so, they identified themselves as members of the Northern Arizona University Communist party. They made clear they were not an official group but were holding meetings. But they also insisted upon a receipt.

When told they get only an emailed receipt, Rosales immediately scratched out one email and wrote another. The entire process raised eyebrows among O’Halleran’s staff.

Pretty sneaky. Clearly their commie disguises needed more work.

jmm, Friday, 12 October 2018 14:27 (five years ago) link

when you make James O'Keefe look like a pro...

President Keyes, Friday, 12 October 2018 14:33 (five years ago) link

the "what campaign are you with again?" question suggests they've done this more than one place.

koogs, Friday, 12 October 2018 14:54 (five years ago) link

I just think the two idiots didn’t tell anyone else what they were doing. They were gonna be heroes!

El Tomboto, Friday, 12 October 2018 14:58 (five years ago) link

"conservative" america: "if you can't win, cheat! states' rights! we're a republic not a democracy!!"

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 12 October 2018 15:02 (five years ago) link

Looks like Beto's chances are steadily declining

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 12 October 2018 15:35 (five years ago) link

You could say that about anyone in this country

El Tomboto, Friday, 12 October 2018 16:08 (five years ago) link

feel like texas republicans could have at least done the country the favor of primarying out cruz

how is a dude who is so inherently dislikable a career politician?

iatee, Friday, 12 October 2018 16:17 (five years ago) link

See: Nixon, Richard Milhouse

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 October 2018 16:20 (five years ago) link

First, “inherently dislikable” is often a prerequisite for choosing politics as a career - no normal person ever gets accustomed to spending so much time trying to be liked, or becomes so inured to failing at it, and that’s a big part of the job.

Second, have you ever spent much time in Texas?

El Tomboto, Friday, 12 October 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link

teacher who talked about Miller eating glue suspended.

https://www.sfgate.com/news/education/article/Teacher-suspended-after-saying-Trump-aide-ate-13302114.php

akm, Friday, 12 October 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link

i agree w/that, as a teacher you've gotta keep any shit with your students locked down, and it's not exactly a valuable revelation. just more stupid noise that has zero bearing on anything.

omar little, Friday, 12 October 2018 16:45 (five years ago) link

kinda can't blame them for suspending her.

xp

crüt, Friday, 12 October 2018 16:46 (five years ago) link

See: Nixon, Richard Milhouse


was Nixon actually openly hated by his whole party throughout his career? like there's a difference between uncharismatic and 'literally everyone who's ever met you hates you'

iatee, Friday, 12 October 2018 17:23 (five years ago) link

apparently, even ted cruz's kids don't like him, either

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 12 October 2018 17:47 (five years ago) link

TEDD.

El Tomboto, Friday, 12 October 2018 17:48 (five years ago) link

Dick got lots of supportive telegrams after the Checkers speech, which if you watch it is the most transparent self-serving bullshit

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 October 2018 18:01 (five years ago) link

Nixon stood upon the shoulders of midgets.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 12 October 2018 18:11 (five years ago) link

Nixon's party supported Nixon. I don't think he was much liked.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 October 2018 18:17 (five years ago) link

Eisenhower detested Nixon, but he put him on the ticket twice. That's politics for you.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 12 October 2018 18:19 (five years ago) link

It's kind of a nice break to have our president out rallying the hinterlands. It makes him happy as a toddler with his security blanket and the pace at which he ruins things slows down. We can safely ignore much of what comes out of his mouth during the rallies, no matter how inane or reckless, because it isn't being spewed in his official capacity.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 12 October 2018 18:36 (five years ago) link

Nice illustration of his priorities that while parts of the country he supposedly governs is facing a disaster he's out talking elsewhere, mainly to feed his ego, particularly since he's got a history of giving out about previous incumbents' focus days after similar events.

Will see what the response to Michael is going to be reflected as next month.

& can't wait to find out what next year's going to be like, more of the same.

Stevolende, Friday, 12 October 2018 19:06 (five years ago) link

what did nixon bring to eisenhower's tickets? commie-bashing? california? party machine support? whatever it was, i doubt it was necessary

mookieproof, Friday, 12 October 2018 20:00 (five years ago) link

youth

Οὖτις, Friday, 12 October 2018 20:07 (five years ago) link

Kind of wish Beto would genuinely go on the attack. His team is currently just running this plain-spoken ad denouncing the mud-slinging. Meanwhile, Cruz and GOP PACs are going to town on him on TV rn, Cruz backed out of one of the debates, and it's just so easy to get some licks in on ol' Ted. O'Rourke needs to do some nut-kicking.

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 12 October 2018 20:20 (five years ago) link

re: eisenhower/nixon: the 1952 convention fight was really ugly between eisenhower's supporters and those of bob taft, who was sort of the mitch mcconnell of his age. if he was alive and in the senate now we would be devoting a huge percentage of our ire and outrage at his attempts to stall, contain, and roll back the new deal. picking a well-known conservative and commie-purger like nixon was seen as a hedge against paleocon types staying home or voting a third party. (bear in mind that eisenhower had never held office before and was even being courted for the democratic ticket at one point.) nixon was also famously an asshole, and if eisenhower wanted to basically run on being a beloved war hero that every veteran was already going to vote for, he might want someone else on the campaign providing the newspapers with the meaner, more aggressive quotes... your basic "attack dog" type deal.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Friday, 12 October 2018 20:24 (five years ago) link

Beto needs to spend all his money on turnout imo

Οὖτις, Friday, 12 October 2018 20:28 (five years ago) link

^^ otm. attack ads would be more emotionally satisfying, but GOTV would be more effective.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 12 October 2018 20:29 (five years ago) link

everybody knows who he is at this point. If his election is hinging on turning out minority and youth vote, driving people to the polls will be more effective than ads, because those votes pretty much never materialize.

Οὖτις, Friday, 12 October 2018 20:32 (five years ago) link

not on their own anyway

Οὖτις, Friday, 12 October 2018 20:32 (five years ago) link

Cruz backed out of one of the debates

two now iirc? one to vote on Kavanaugh, one to be a giant crybaby pussy

My Gig: The Thin Beast (sic), Friday, 12 October 2018 20:34 (five years ago) link

re: eisenhower/nixon: the 1952 convention fight was really ugly between eisenhower's supporters and those of bob taft, who was sort of the mitch mcconnell of his age. if he was alive and in the senate now we would be devoting a huge percentage of our ire and outrage at his attempts to stall, contain, and roll back the new deal. picking a well-known conservative and commie-purger like nixon was seen as a hedge against paleocon types staying home or voting a third party. (bear in mind that eisenhower had never held office before and was even being courted for the democratic ticket at one point.) nixon was also famously an asshole, and if eisenhower wanted to basically run on being a beloved war hero that every veteran was already going to vote for, he might want someone else on the campaign providing the newspapers with the meaner, more aggressive quotes... your basic "attack dog" type deal.

― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), F

and the moment Nixon suggested in the Checkers speech that BOTH candidates reveal the source of their finances Ike loathed him. The way Ike dangled power and withdrew it in front of Nixon for the next eight years would be pathetic and awful if Nixon hadn't deserved it.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 October 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link

Many XPs

Well, yeah. That's really how his election should go, by getting enough people out to vote who wouldn't have normally. Part of why Texas has become a GOP stronghold is that the big state offices (the Govs. and Attorney General) are always up during nationwide midterms, and only GOP voters show up.

The problem is that alot of the attack stuff is shading the election against him. Talking points covered in ads and sanctioned/unsanctioned memes by Cruz/PACs are skewing dialogue towards stupid stuff from O'Rourke's past (the DWI and Burglary/Trespassing stuff) and political things of no consequence (a PAC is still running an ad linking O'Rourke as an El Paso councilman to an eminent domain deal that in reality (A) he recused himself from voting on due to his Father-In-Law's involvement in the project, and (B) ended up not happening) without counterpoint illustrations of Cruz's ineffectiveness as senator. Almost every positive thing Cruz is running on (disaster relief a big one) is something someone in his position would have been able to do no matter what party affiliation, and many voters are not getting that.

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 12 October 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link

so what's to be done about these blatant and possibly illegal voter suppression techniques the GOP is flagrantly getting away with right now? do we just point our fingers and say "SEE!! I told you they cheat!!" while letting them steal (yet another) election?

frogbs, Friday, 12 October 2018 22:16 (five years ago) link

My old org is doing civil disobedience on voter suppression in Florida rn, but the "democracy movement"
more broadly conceived is just way too milquetoast and bought in to decorum as a practice for the likes of Common Cause and others to really throw down on this.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 12 October 2018 22:23 (five years ago) link

politics died with the storm then?

Stevolende, Sunday, 14 October 2018 11:37 (five years ago) link

good mourning!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 October 2018 11:40 (five years ago) link

This thread's dormancy yesterday delighted me.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 October 2018 11:40 (five years ago) link

so what's to be done about these blatant and possibly illegal voter suppression techniques the GOP is flagrantly getting away with right now? do we just point our fingers and say "SEE!! I told you they cheat!!" while letting them steal (yet another) election?

looks like it

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 14 October 2018 12:13 (five years ago) link

I was hearing that several groups in Georgia were trying to combat what was happening there and saying that Kemp should stand down as Secretary of State. Or at least recuse himself during the election
I can't believe that system he's imposed and already had challenged once, this “exact match” thing whereby apparently the voter has to exactly match what the person who took their details down has entered. So forgetting to use initials one doesn't use frequently means you don't match or not having the correct amount of spaces entered gets the same result. Difficult to see that as legal .
Actually difficult to believe somebody is remotely getting away with trying to run things this way in the present day.

Georgia was also reluctant to get their election devices looked at in the wake of the Russian hacking and wound up wiping the machines used instead of having them inspected. Sounds like it's a deeply embedded problem so hope that there is some way Stacey Abrams can actually get in and reform things.

Stevolende, Sunday, 14 October 2018 12:48 (five years ago) link

It's like they've never seen the many cinematic depictions of a bully throwing his weight around until he finally pushes his luck too far.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Sunday, 14 October 2018 13:01 (five years ago) link

meanwhile global war enthusiast Bill Kristol finds his inner snark as an #NeverTrumpist

I'm excited too. I've always hoped to be on the cover of a #1 bestseller. https://t.co/GW2G1S68kz

— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) October 14, 2018

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 October 2018 13:11 (five years ago) link

Warren Harris or Harris Warren

Stevolende, Sunday, 14 October 2018 13:50 (five years ago) link

what did that link to? i blocked twitter on my devices

maura, Sunday, 14 October 2018 14:36 (five years ago) link

it's really too bad the saudis own an entire floor in trump tower :(

https://apnews.com/a956d9e593ec44f68e40ae4f2b5d5717?

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 14 October 2018 15:19 (five years ago) link

Stevo, I’m rooting for an all-woman ticket too, but it’s not gonna be Warren

El Tomboto, Sunday, 14 October 2018 15:50 (five years ago) link

Teachout / Winner: troll the cons right back

Yah Mo B. Hawkins (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 14 October 2018 15:57 (five years ago) link

think harris and gillibrand will be up there tbh.

21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 14 October 2018 15:59 (five years ago) link

Stevo, I’m rooting for an all-woman ticket too, but it’s not gonna be Warren

― El Tomboto, 14. oktober 2018 17:50 (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Why not?
(honest question, if it seems snarky :) )

Frederik B, Sunday, 14 October 2018 16:06 (five years ago) link

It should be Warren

Trϵϵship, Sunday, 14 October 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link

I think Harris could be potentially better as a candidate against Trump because she carries herself with a rare kind of easy authority. But Warren is the one who gets it when it comes to the problem of money in politics and the overall structural problems that have allowed the GOP to become the monster it now is.

Trϵϵship, Sunday, 14 October 2018 17:27 (five years ago) link

someone I know who workedin Harris' office in SF just went off on a polemic on her complete lack of executive skills...I honestly kind of forgot she was the prosecutor in SF, she wasn't popular at the time (what prosecutors are though?).

akm, Sunday, 14 October 2018 17:28 (five years ago) link

INteresting, I wound up watching a frontline episode from 2004 earlier this week on the history of the credit card in the U.S. that had Warren turn up in her days asa law professor. I don't know enough about her to know if she had considered running for public office by that point. But interesting to see her and think this is a person cropping up on a show that hasn't got the recognition she would get later. & yeah would be interesting to see her as President after taht.
Particularly to rub it into people who've been trying to rub it into her over the last couple of years.

Stevolende, Sunday, 14 October 2018 17:31 (five years ago) link

It’s hard to have a “good” record as a prosecutor when our criminal justice system is what it is. But apparently there were a few high profile white collar cases related to the 2008 collapse that she declined to pursue.

Trϵϵship, Sunday, 14 October 2018 17:33 (five years ago) link

Xp

Trϵϵship, Sunday, 14 October 2018 17:33 (five years ago) link

xpost...what are a complete lack of executive skills? She didn't have an admin connect calls for her?

Yerac, Sunday, 14 October 2018 17:41 (five years ago) link

what are a complete lack of executive skills?

A large part of executive skills would be picking the right people for the positions who report to you, then managing your communication with them so you understand what is happening in their area, what their deliverables are and what problems they are having in delivering them, including a way to find out what problems they are not reporting to you. If you can't do those things well, you lack executive skills.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 14 October 2018 18:07 (five years ago) link

Except for the first, FDR lacked every one of those qualities!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 October 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link

that's ok, the bar will be low

j., Sunday, 14 October 2018 18:13 (five years ago) link

Sometimes the first quality can render the others mostly moot

El Tomboto, Sunday, 14 October 2018 18:19 (five years ago) link

xp If a president can pick the right people for the cabinet, and those people have good executive skills, then the prez is more or less home free, because managing the departments of the executive branch is not really the job description for a president. It's more important that good information flows up to you, so you can make good decisions for others to carry out.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 14 October 2018 18:20 (five years ago) link

Still think Obama’s main problem was a gross overconfidence in his ability to pick people.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 14 October 2018 18:21 (five years ago) link

Trying to have it both ways -- staying above the scrim of politics while making himself the essential man -- frustrated the hell out of me in 2010 and 2011.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 October 2018 18:35 (five years ago) link

I dreamed I was posting ITT last night but I was Speaker of the House and seeking advice from Soto

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 October 2018 18:35 (five years ago) link

"Make a list."

I like queer. You like queer, senator? (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 October 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link

One of the Teddy Roosevelts worked at my firm. He definitely lacked executive skills.

Yerac, Sunday, 14 October 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link

I am still crinkling my brow about someone bitching that Harris lacks executive skills.

Yerac, Sunday, 14 October 2018 18:41 (five years ago) link

I mean, the person who said that worked for her.

Trϵϵship, Sunday, 14 October 2018 19:00 (five years ago) link

i mean i think we can all agree this is going to be one of the defining issues of the 2020 primaries, as much as it defines the state of u.s. politics in october 2018

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 14 October 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link

xpost yeah, it's still really weird. I mean I guess if I had a boss from years ago that I kind of hated (I have several) and they were likely to be a candidate for higher office, I am sure I would talk about their lack of excel skills.

Yerac, Sunday, 14 October 2018 19:07 (five years ago) link

"Charismatic, innovative, but struggles with creating swim lanes in Visio"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 October 2018 19:18 (five years ago) link

his specific complaint about her was that she had shiny object syndrome where she would divert attention to other high profile things and not follow up on the day to day.

akm, Sunday, 14 October 2018 19:18 (five years ago) link

wow a boss that didn’t focus on the day to day

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 14 October 2018 19:20 (five years ago) link

ok, he sounds like every other basic bitch that thinks their boss is doing a bad job.

Yerac, Sunday, 14 October 2018 19:21 (five years ago) link

ha, xpost!

Yerac, Sunday, 14 October 2018 19:21 (five years ago) link

executive skills would be picking the right people for the positions who report to you, then managing your communication with them so you understand what is happening in their area, what their deliverables are and what problems they are having in delivering them, including a way to find out what problems they are not reporting to you. If you can't do those things well, you lack executive skills

Um okay but. Aren't we speaking, at this time, about choosing an opponent for one Donald J. Trump, late of the state of New York?

Like, that list doesn't apply to Jim in the slightest so I don't know why we would apply it to his putative successor.

Yah Mo B. Hawkins (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 14 October 2018 19:56 (five years ago) link

Jim = Jim, gah

Yah Mo B. Hawkins (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 14 October 2018 19:57 (five years ago) link

HIM

Yah Mo B. Hawkins (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 14 October 2018 19:57 (five years ago) link

Donald Trump would never be able to get his project management certification.

Yerac, Sunday, 14 October 2018 19:59 (five years ago) link

Aren't we speaking, at this time, about choosing an opponent for one Donald J. Trump

To the best of my knowledge, every other person in the world would fully qualify as not being Donald J. Trump, so we may feel free to narrow that broad field according to whatever principles we wish to apply.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 14 October 2018 20:26 (five years ago) link

i think once people see Donald Trump is unqualified they'll never vote for him

omar little, Sunday, 14 October 2018 20:32 (five years ago) link

If the main qualifications are cutting taxes and inspiring lib tears, he's qualified.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 14 October 2018 20:33 (five years ago) link

I got this report thrown at me by Google...

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/2018-elections/2018/10/14/defiant-ted-cruz-beto-orourkes-hometown-elpaso-tells-democrats-come-take

...and it kind of illustrates my issues with Beto's campaign. Cruz is parroting all these Trump talking points (tax cuts, skyrocketing employment etc.) that can easily be knocked down, holes punched into, set on fire...and O'Rourke isn't doing that. A high road is fine, but it needs to be said--early and often--That Cruz is a fraud and doesn't have the state's best interests at heart. I know a handful of Republicans who've flipped after discovering for themselves the same about Trump, and the road to victory is only possible by changing the discussion to that instead of the shit Cruz and his PACs are dictating.

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 14 October 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link

beto's lack of counterpunch is why he will lose this race. that and a massive preexisting partisan deficit in texas. but he did a great job of selling himself.

21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 14 October 2018 23:45 (five years ago) link

let's save the postmortems for after the vote, for fuck's sake

El Tomboto, Sunday, 14 October 2018 23:50 (five years ago) link

yes I still want hope

I thought O'Rourke was great in the debate

Dan S, Sunday, 14 October 2018 23:53 (five years ago) link

fucking dumbass tea-leaf-reading of broken polling models with obsolete narratives driven by the mindsets of journalists who've never met a Democrat they couldn't paint as a lost cause in the great self-punching Sisyphean struggle that is caring about anything that matters

El Tomboto, Sunday, 14 October 2018 23:53 (five years ago) link

lol

Dan S, Sunday, 14 October 2018 23:55 (five years ago) link

is that a news or feature lead

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 October 2018 23:55 (five years ago) link

I mean yes, absolutely, Texas doesn't really deserve anything better than Ted Cruz, but also no, Texas is chock full of people who are capable of much, much better than re-electing Ted Cruz, and lastly, clearly based on this sentence, I should be paid handsomely to write for a national news organization about how the races are shaping up all over the country. It could go one way - or the other way!!!

El Tomboto, Sunday, 14 October 2018 23:56 (five years ago) link

i live in texas my guyyyyyy

21st savagery fox (m bison), Monday, 15 October 2018 00:10 (five years ago) link

i mean ive been wrong about shit in dramatic fashion, mostly in the calendar year of 2016 (presidential election, world series, nba finals) but beto is relying on historic voter turnout from groups that usually dont show up (new voter registration numbers dont look great) as well as closing the gap in the suburbs (anecdotally, he's doing p good on this). at the very least, beto is showing that texas can be competitive and in the near future a statewide upset could happen within the next 5-10 years. and its obv not OVER, but the lack of a strong counterattack on cruz is a problem!

21st savagery fox (m bison), Monday, 15 October 2018 00:17 (five years ago) link

Yeah, let's please stop shitting on Texas. We are seeing real demographic and political shifts here. Beto may win or lose, but we are not going to be a Republican stronghold forever. I'm hoping that the enthusiasm he's generating at least swings some of the close house races towards blue.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 15 October 2018 00:51 (five years ago) link

Yeah, let's please stop shitting on Texas.


you first, texas.

Hunt3r, Monday, 15 October 2018 01:12 (five years ago) link

no shit, i'd love to take that back moodles. i feel that way about most groups, localities, states, and the federal systems. with some hope, i don't disagree with your 2nd, 3rd, and 4th sentences. we all have a lot of utter crap and worse to wash off.

Hunt3r, Monday, 15 October 2018 01:19 (five years ago) link

Most of us don’t have to wash off electing Ted Cruz

El Tomboto, Monday, 15 October 2018 01:29 (five years ago) link

Just got back from a few days in San Antonio. Beto signs everywhere, got multiple compliments on my Beto shirt. Saw only two Cruz signs, total, and they were out closer to Fredericksburg, in Hill Country, and there were still more Beto signs out there. Iirc the preponderance of Trump signs in some key places tipped off his win. Maybe Beto will luck out? As one person told me, he's seen so much stuff happen that he thought would never happen, he's got no clue who has or does not have a real shot.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 October 2018 01:37 (five years ago) link

Fuck off, I didn't elect Ted Cruz.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 15 October 2018 01:39 (five years ago) link

This is a huge diverse state, and there are millions of people here who are not happy with 5he current state of affairs. We're not a massive Ted Cruz fan club.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 15 October 2018 01:45 (five years ago) link

Congratulations. My next job is firing Donald Trump. Your next job is firing Ted Cruz.

El Tomboto, Monday, 15 October 2018 01:52 (five years ago) link

If there's some kind of giant blue wave the polls aren't picking up, Beto could win, but the last three Senate elections in Texas went 54-42, 56-40 and 61-34 for Republicans. If Beto comes within 10% of Cruz it's be an impressive result for a Democrat here. I think he will, but it'll end up being something like 54-46 with Cruz winning.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 15 October 2018 01:58 (five years ago) link

Beto needs to funnel all his cash toward getting people to the polls.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 15 October 2018 01:59 (five years ago) link

Can you do that? Provide transport to ensure people get to vote if you are a candidate? Or dod you have to keep the appearance at least of being an independent body to transport voters, cos I would think actually making sure that people could get to where they needed to participate during an election would be beneficial.

also
Forgot to say yesterday when talking about Kemp running in Georgia that he was currently Secretary of State meant that he was organising the election while being one of the 2 main candidates. Which to most people would at least suggest a conflict of interests.

Stevolende, Monday, 15 October 2018 05:13 (five years ago) link

good news he says he didn't do it

Just spoke to the King of Saudi Arabia who denies any knowledge of whatever may have happened “to our Saudi Arabian citizen.” He said that they are working closely with Turkey to find answer. I am immediately sending our Secretary of State to meet with King!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 15, 2018

frogbs, Monday, 15 October 2018 13:07 (five years ago) link

broke: believing the word of victims of sexual assault
woke: believing the word of the king of saudi arabia

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 October 2018 13:50 (five years ago) link

I'm not sure about the exact mechanisms by which a Dem-controlled House would be able to force Trump's tax returns into public view, just that everything I read makes it seem like that would be a done deal if they win the majority. I just shudder to think of the lengths to which Trump would be willing to go to prevent that from actually happening.

evol j, Monday, 15 October 2018 14:12 (five years ago) link

By the time the tax returns and any incriminating videos come to light, we'll be so used to daily trolling and gaslighting that I don't imagine them making much of a difference.

Pesto Mindset (Eazy), Monday, 15 October 2018 14:15 (five years ago) link

well, good mourning!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 October 2018 14:17 (five years ago) link

we just had a massive drop of info about trump's business dealings from the nyt which had literally no impact at all so i'm nt holding my breath one way or another

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 October 2018 14:22 (five years ago) link

it's hard to say what kind of impact it will have--i mean, if the intended impact was the GOP congress investigating Trump's business dealings, then obviously it would fail on that account, but it doesn't mean that the revelations in that NYT article will wind up meaningless in the long run

voodoo chili, Monday, 15 October 2018 14:24 (five years ago) link

you are a more optimistic soul than i in this regard

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 October 2018 14:36 (five years ago) link

Elizabeth Warren making a big presentation about proving she has Native American blood is Why Dems Lose 101

frogbs, Monday, 15 October 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link

xp

i mean it depends on the dems taking the house, which i still think is gonna happen.

voodoo chili, Monday, 15 October 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/ZlWHAam.png

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 October 2018 14:39 (five years ago) link

Same joke, diff format

elizabeth warren: i have released a dna test proving my native american heritage

guy who believes in pizzagate: ah sorry, we were wrong

— raandy (@randygdub) October 15, 2018

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Monday, 15 October 2018 14:43 (five years ago) link

frogbs otm

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 October 2018 14:48 (five years ago) link

Focusing on blood this much is kind of creepy tbh.

pomenitul, Monday, 15 October 2018 14:49 (five years ago) link

i really hope Warren doesn't end up the nominee. she's a (relatively) very good legislator but a bad politician.

evol j, Monday, 15 October 2018 14:50 (five years ago) link

I don't know if relitigating birtherism and taking racial purity tests to appease the right is necessarily the best Dem strategy but it's a hell of a lot better than Hillary talking about Monica Lewinsky again

frogbs, Monday, 15 October 2018 14:55 (five years ago) link

That Elizabeth Warren story...just wave after wave of despair suddenly washing over me rn. Why does political haplessness have to so disproportionately afflict the left?

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 October 2018 14:59 (five years ago) link

nominally left-leaning policies like universal healthcare are popular even amongst chuds, fucking get it together you spineless shitheads

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 October 2018 14:59 (five years ago) link

Focusing on blood this much is kind of creepy tbh.

― pomenitul, Monday, October 15, 2018 7:49 AM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I couldn't disagree more!!! It's the ONLY way you can demonstrate you identify with a particular group! It's actually really sad that most of the world's population can't afford to analyze their own DNA and prove to themselves who they are.

del griffith, Monday, 15 October 2018 15:03 (five years ago) link

I'll donate a million dollars to charity if Ted Cruz takes a DNA test to prove he has no lizard ancestry

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 15 October 2018 15:04 (five years ago) link

Republican: Your face looks like a butt.
Democrat: I have spent two months assembling a detailed analysis that refutes your claim. Victory!
Republican: <stagewhisper>And I have spent two months undermining you in ways you were too busy to notice, and also my supporters don't care about your detailed analysis.</stagewhisper> Your face looks like a butt that's pooping.
Democrat: (sputters with impotent frustration and stomps foot) Well, I never!

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 October 2018 15:04 (five years ago) link

otm

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 October 2018 15:04 (five years ago) link

+1

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 15 October 2018 15:11 (five years ago) link

can we stop giving that shit any clicks?

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 October 2018 15:14 (five years ago) link

The painting? Fwiw I cribbed it from The Guardian's website.

pomenitul, Monday, 15 October 2018 15:18 (five years ago) link

Warren doing this now instead of in a year from now makes sense to me. Get this stupid stuff out of the way so that everyone has plenty of time to forget it.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 15 October 2018 15:20 (five years ago) link

If Ted Cruz takes a DNA test then thats the Zodiac Killer case closed

raise my chicken finger (Willl), Monday, 15 October 2018 15:22 (five years ago) link

"Your DNA is 70% sulfur, Senator."

"Just 70%?"

President Keyes, Monday, 15 October 2018 15:29 (five years ago) link

Lincoln is praying to get shot in the head again there

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 October 2018 15:31 (five years ago) link

lol Coolidge, Harding, Hoover relegated to the background, resenting Jerry Ford very much

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 October 2018 15:32 (five years ago) link

and Grant and others even further back

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 October 2018 15:33 (five years ago) link

ugh Warren, why? is she expecting an apology and that broke-ass Don would cough up the $1 million and that if he didn't, anyone would care other than the leftists who will say "how dare you???" again, to no effect? Now he's just going to start calling her 3% or some dumb new name. it's all too easy to predict.

omar little, Monday, 15 October 2018 15:35 (five years ago) link

It's like trying to stave off a bully by reminding him how much smarter you are than him.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 October 2018 15:37 (five years ago) link

Actually, it pretty much is that.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 October 2018 15:38 (five years ago) link

all i can think of when i see warren triumphantly celebrating her 1/32nd to 1/512th native american heritage is dave in happy endings

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tenor.com%2Fimages%2F85600137df6fc0103fa31b3063aa8325%2Ftenor.gif&f=1

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 October 2018 15:49 (five years ago) link

warren is doing this because she's building up her campaign in the press, not because she expects trump to respond

iatee, Monday, 15 October 2018 15:50 (five years ago) link

I know this is bad for Elizabeth Warren and bad for Democrats because everything any Democrat does ever is bad for them individually and bad for Democrats as a whole - that's just how US politics works. Republicans defeat themselves sometimes, but Democrats never actually win. And when they do, they turn out to be evil anyway, so fuck it all, right? I know this. Still, I like the dismissive, contemptuous tone of this tweet and I hope she keeps it up.

Having some memory problems, @realDonaldTrump? Should we call for a doctor?

Here’s something you won’t “forget,” Mr. President: You’re the least popular president in modern history & your allies will go down hard in the midterm elections. 22 days. Tick-tock, tick-tock. pic.twitter.com/53FV0HXGXX

— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) October 15, 2018

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 15 October 2018 15:54 (five years ago) link

can't believe she picked michael avenatti as her campaign manager

iatee, Monday, 15 October 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link

i hope he pays $1 million to her favorite charity, God Please Exist So You Can Kill Us All, Seriously Fuck Everything

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 October 2018 15:57 (five years ago) link

I think it was good she did the DNA test.

Yerac, Monday, 15 October 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link

Now he's just going to start calling her 3% or some dumb new name. it's all too easy to predict.

― omar little, Monday, October 15, 2018 11:35 AM (thirty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ding ding ding ding

evol j, Monday, 15 October 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link

The alt-right is going to eat this shit up

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Monday, 15 October 2018 16:13 (five years ago) link

"and it shows you're an Indian"

nashwan, Monday, 15 October 2018 16:13 (five years ago) link

democrats can’t win because they’re painted as the “nice” party* in a way that, conveniently enough, also happens to be feminized. being thoughtful about policies or bipartisanship isn’t a man bites dog situation. (chuck todd calling out HRC for being “too prepared” for her debate pretty much sums up the rhetorical mainstream’s attitude toward the dems. they’re nerds and wishy washy.) republicans are expected to be hypermasculine assholes only out for themselves, so when they vaguely perform cerebrality they get overpraised for it.

there’s a betty and veronica cartoon that i always think of when i think of how the press treats dems and republicans. the natural look is deemed to be in, and both girls go home to get themselves on trend. betty washes her face and puts on lip gloss; veronica spends hundreds of dollars on product. when they debut their looks the dudes praise veronica’s natural beauty while telling betty she’s a little overdone. that’s pretty much how things go and barring a wholesale housecleaning of pundits (a GREAT idea that is so not gonna happen) it’s not going to change.

* yes i know morbs, i’m talking about overall media rhetoric

maura, Monday, 15 October 2018 16:20 (five years ago) link

i thought the dna test was a sad if necessary idea, although i also perceived it as a bulwark against slights from the left like that huffpo piece from a few weeks back.

anyway i’m proud to have warren as my senator.

maura, Monday, 15 October 2018 16:21 (five years ago) link

xpost but also see what happened to Rubio etc. when they tried to be tough guys

President Keyes, Monday, 15 October 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link

yeah trump out-republicaned them all with his richie rich meets snidely whiplash meets mr. burns meets howdy doody act

maura, Monday, 15 October 2018 16:24 (five years ago) link

He also inadvertently revealed (or reiterated) the extent to which religion in the US is merely tribal. He didn't need to hit that note to become the über-Republican.

pomenitul, Monday, 15 October 2018 16:27 (five years ago) link

The alt-right is going to eat this shit up

on the old right, Rush Catspaugh opened his show with "SHE IS WHITER THAN THE AVERAGE WHITE PERSON"

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 October 2018 16:27 (five years ago) link

Warren should have kept the test result in her pocket and waited for the moment when it would be seen as a snappy riposte instead of a mildly pathetic one.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 15 October 2018 16:32 (five years ago) link

i don't see the benefit of the test, because it doesn't accomplish anything positive and it's just another example of the left jumping through hoops only to wind up in another trap of sorts. and i love Elizabeth Warren, everything i know about her stances and the reports from those who have met her IRL are very positive.

omar little, Monday, 15 October 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link

i feel like her saying that she doesn’t claim tribal membership was a direct response to that huffpo “i’m not voting for warren” piece. can’t wait to find out in 2023 that the author was being paid by mbs or something

maura, Monday, 15 October 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link

democrats can’t win because they’re painted as the “nice” party* in a way that, conveniently enough, also happens to be feminized. being thoughtful about policies or bipartisanship isn’t a man bites dog situation. (chuck todd calling out HRC for being “too prepared” for her debate pretty much sums up the rhetorical mainstream’s attitude toward the dems. they’re nerds and wishy washy.) republicans are expected to be hypermasculine assholes only out for themselves, so when they vaguely perform cerebrality they get overpraised for it.

idk, democrats have gotten more people to vote for them in 6 out of the 7 last presidential elections, so the nice party pretty reliably gets more votes.

I don't think the hypermasculine assholeness appeals to 100% of americans, and the type of people it appeals to are more likely to vote republican regardless. so trump got them to the polls but a theoretical democratic equivalent doesn't really hype the dem base in the same way. I think it's fine to have some attack dogs on tv - a vp with more bite than tim kaine would have been nice last election - but I think turning elizabeth warren into one is probably more likely to turn off some of her own followers as it is to attract new followers. people like elizabeth warren for being elizabeth warren.

iatee, Monday, 15 October 2018 16:42 (five years ago) link

Missed the news. So she took a DNA test to prove she was some percentage Native American? That's stupid. That's no better than Obama producing his birth certificate. Won't satisfy the people who cared in the first place. She should have just said go fuck yourself and left it at that.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 October 2018 16:50 (five years ago) link

I don't know why we think toxic trash trump people would ever be swayed at this point to not be toxic trash people. Giving a shit about whether the alt-right eats up the DNA test shouldn't be on the radar. He waffled on paying the bet which is what I was interested in. I don't think she ever has to address the question of heritage again.

Yerac, Monday, 15 October 2018 16:51 (five years ago) link

people like elizabeth warren for being elizabeth warren.

this is true. elizabeth warren rules. getting a dna test and then calling him out on his promise to give $1 million to charity (which he won't do, because he prefaced the entire dumb bet thing with "and we will say, i will give you a million dollars, to your favorite charity, paid for by trump, if you take the test", allowing him to say it wasn't a real bet. god fucking murder me, awake or in my dreams, fuck this life, seriously) is SO raven elizabeth warren. however, this incident is confirming that no, she should not run for president. no, elizabeth warren being elizabeth warren will not defeat trump. i wish it would. in a better world, it would. this is not this world. this world fucking blows. she is awesome and i know she will keep doing her thing, but if she's the nominee we are fucked

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 October 2018 16:51 (five years ago) link

Did the DNA test prove that she has executive skills is what I want to know.

Yerac, Monday, 15 October 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link

i'm mad that elizabeth warren's dna results belong to some doctor in boston, while mine belong to some shitty company named 23andme that will probably be hacked sometime in the next year or two

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 October 2018 16:56 (five years ago) link

I hope she's the nominee, I think she contrasts well with trump, has less baggage than most dem senators and can run a class warfare style campaign in a way that clinton couldn't.

iatee, Monday, 15 October 2018 16:56 (five years ago) link

she would be a terrible candidate.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 October 2018 16:59 (five years ago) link

but she is an awesome senator.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 October 2018 16:59 (five years ago) link

OMG that PAINTING. Like Dogs Playing Poker but with Republican Preznits.

suzy, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:00 (five years ago) link

Lots of croakings of doom this morning!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 October 2018 17:08 (five years ago) link

Yep, the Sisters of Mercy thread has been active today.

brownie, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:09 (five years ago) link

The thing that concerns me is that someone told Warren this would be a show of strength, and she believed it. You don't respond to the other fellow's punches, you throw your own.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) October 15, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 October 2018 17:11 (five years ago) link

also

It’s been done. pic.twitter.com/t7lsRK0y0o

— Manolo Sanchez (@NixonValet) October 15, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 October 2018 17:12 (five years ago) link

a winning candidate would call Trump a motherfucker or something. DNA test seems like a dumb move rn but I also feel like Yerac is otm that now she won't ever have to address it ever again.

flappy bird, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link

She never had to address it in the first place, is the thing. Once a bully knows he can get a reaction out of you, he's going to do whatever he can to solicit further reactions.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 October 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link

Does this pretty much imply that she's going to run? I'm wondering if she would have bothered otherwise.

jmm, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:24 (five years ago) link

Trump will just keep throwing out complete bullshit that no one should dignify a response (because that's what he does), but as soon as you dignify it with a response, you legitimize it as a thing that in some way matters or that deserves a response or that rational human beings should ever have to take a side on. Here's your stock response to any Trump utterance:

https://media1.tenor.com/images/4958034c587ac1a2ead0bbddd481b011/tenor.gif

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 October 2018 17:26 (five years ago) link

she said she will take 'a hard look at running for president' which means she is 100% running

iatee, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:26 (five years ago) link

xpost Yeah, just like Obama settled it with the birth certificate. Avenatti might be a jackass, but he's right that no one can fight this particular bully with a flow chart or power point. They have to punch back and play dirty, just like Trump's favorite film, Bloodsport. Want to know how you react when someone throws sand in your eyes? Like this:
https://media.giphy.com/media/5xtDarrD3UV3Qk6N00E/giphy-downsized-large.gif

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:27 (five years ago) link

I've had sane people without dementia questioning the native american ancestry thing. The Obama birtherism was insane.

Yerac, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:28 (five years ago) link

OL otm this whole thing is stupid

Warren will not be a good candidate vs. Trump

Οὖτις, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:29 (five years ago) link

she won't be a good candidate because the US is full of racist, misogynist trolls.

Yerac, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link

Missing the point. Warren’s DNA test has nothing to do with counterattacking. It’s just the first dose of a vaccine against the Trump assault. The timing is good: it’s not officially part of a campaign, and provides a touchstone for her later responses on the heritage issue.

Also, who cares if she’s a good candidate against Trump? She’s a good candidate on the issues, on her record, and on the strength of her non-political work.

rb (soda), Monday, 15 October 2018 17:31 (five years ago) link

Who do the assembled wise men of the thread think would be a good candidate to run against the historically unpopular, won-in-a-fluke-and-is-about-to-lose-half-his-Congressional-support-system President Donald Trump?

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 15 October 2018 17:32 (five years ago) link

bunch of x-posts in there obv

rb (soda), Monday, 15 October 2018 17:32 (five years ago) link

I think the goal is pretty much to get her into the spotlight and establish her as a frontrunner, which it basically has succeeded at doing

iatee, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:32 (five years ago) link

Yeah, Warren is totally capable, but I am starting to feel like we are just so completely regressive that people will find fault with any female candidate for the stupidest of reasons. Like not displaying good executive skills to her past underlings.

Yerac, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:33 (five years ago) link

Gillibrand is great, but I don't know if it's her time.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:34 (five years ago) link

Does she need to be menopausal?

Yerac, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:35 (five years ago) link

Otm. Anyway, I once sold Elizabeth Warren business cards and I made a typo and she had me reorder them and was suitably but not excessively put out. I’ll personally vouch for her executive skills.

rb (soda), Monday, 15 October 2018 17:36 (five years ago) link

I think Harris or Gillibrand would both do better as women vs Trump, they dont have the schoolmarm vibe Warren does. She’s great in the Senate imo, but I dont see her turning out all the demos the Dems are gonna need to win.

Οὖτις, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:36 (five years ago) link

Also, who cares if she’s a good candidate against Trump?

― rb (soda)

me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flappy bird, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:36 (five years ago) link

Yeah, Harris and Gillibrand are definitely hotter but not too hot to be offputting.

Yerac, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:39 (five years ago) link

You think gillibrand is more charismaric than warren? That’s absurd. Harris I can kind of see, but I still think warren is the better candidate

Trϵϵship, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:39 (five years ago) link

getting really bad 2004 vibes lately. like Trump, Bush barely won* by a fluke, and he ran against a stodgy, awkward guy that was good on paper but a lousy candidate, and then Bush won for real. can't overestimate the advantage Trump has being an incumbent

flappy bird, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:39 (five years ago) link

Like not displaying good executive skills to her past underlings.

― Yerac, Monday, October 15, 2018 5:33 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you obviously don't think "harris was a bad boss" is disqualifying but don't be disingenuous about the critiques of her time in that position.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:41 (five years ago) link

I don’t think “underling” is a good word for employee or worker

Trϵϵship, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:42 (five years ago) link

I’m not concerned with the viability of a candidate’s optics, persona, or press package because none of that matters in 2020. Either you’re with Trump or you’re against Trump. And Warren is a good, smart person with strong values and a clear vision who has capably represented me, both geographically and politically, for a while now. Consider it naive, but I think that makes her a phenomenal candidate.

rb (soda), Monday, 15 October 2018 17:42 (five years ago) link

Yeah, Harris and Gillibrand are definitely hotter but not too hot to be offputting.

can we not

Οὖτις, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:42 (five years ago) link

I made the assumption that the person thought she was a bad boss because of whatever. Most dudes who have to work for a women are more than likely to think they are a bad boss for the most innocuous of reasons. So I was making fun of the stupidity of it all.

Yerac, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:43 (five years ago) link

a candidate’s optics, persona, or press package because none of that matters in 2020

franky I think you're very wrong, and running against Trump means these are the *only* things that matter (in terms of the election. Not so much in terms of governing, policy, etc.)

Οὖτις, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:43 (five years ago) link

xpost, the hot comment was sarcasm because of the schoolmarm comment.

Yerac, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:43 (five years ago) link

Did we know it was a dude?

Trϵϵship, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:43 (five years ago) link

trump will have the incumbency advantage until the inevitable stock market crash and fucking morons like mnuchin, ross and kudlow running the recovery efforts

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 15 October 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link

yeah, it was a guy from the follow up.

Yerac, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link

getting really bad 2004 vibes lately. like Trump, Bush barely won* by a fluke, and he ran against a stodgy, awkward guy that was good on paper but a lousy candidate, and then Bush won for real. can't overestimate the advantage Trump has being an incumbent

well, also, 9/11

iatee, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link

, Bush barely won* by a fluke, and he ran against a stodgy, awkward guy that was good on paper but a lousy candidate,

Warren is a better candidate now than Kerry ever was, and I suppose I'm in the minority who thought Kerry was terrific as a senator.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 October 2018 17:45 (five years ago) link

well, also, 9/11

― iatee, Monday, October 15, 2018 5:44 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and an ongoing war that people were actually thinking about

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:48 (five years ago) link

the hot comment was sarcasm because of the schoolmarm comment.

this was not a reference to her appearance, but to her recent strategy of responding to an utterly ridiculous, irrelevant, and deliberately provocative assertion with a well-reasoned and scientifically valid riposte. This is the kind of reaction that literally screams *NNNNNNEEEEERRRRRD* in our current media landscape, and it is not a winning strategy.

Οὖτις, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:48 (five years ago) link

I’m not concerned with the viability of a candidate’s optics, persona, or press package because none of that matters in 2020.

pragmatically it absolutely does, it's like 90% of this thing

Either you’re with Trump or you’re against Trump. And Warren is a good, smart person with strong values and a clear vision who has capably represented me, both geographically and politically, for a while now. Consider it naive, but I think that makes her a phenomenal candidate.

― rb (soda), Monday, October 15, 2018 1:42 PM (thirty-four seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Personally, sure. but evaluating candidates w/o any regard to how they'd perform against Trump is just asking to be devastated all over again. 2004 sucked so much

flappy bird, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:48 (five years ago) link

well, also, 9/11

― iatee, Monday, October 15, 2018 5:44 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and an ongoing war that people were actually thinking about

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, October 15, 2018 5:48 PM (thirty-nine seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pretty sure trump is going to start some shit with iran in a couple months for this exact reason

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 15 October 2018 17:49 (five years ago) link

well, also, 9/11

― iatee

by 2004 p much all of the good will gained after 9/11 had evaporated bc of Iraq

Warren is a better candidate now than Kerry ever was, and I suppose I'm in the minority who thought Kerry was terrific as a senator.

― You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

I agree and I liked Kerry but he was a lousy campaigner (which is what I meant in the first place, should've clarified)

flappy bird, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:51 (five years ago) link

Nah

Οὖτις, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:52 (five years ago) link

Re: Iran

Οὖτις, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:52 (five years ago) link

i don't think Warren has played the shit Trump has flung her way particularly well and i do agree w/Shakey on his last point. I think Obama is a pretty good example of a guy who dealt w/far worse and still simply casually brushed it off publicly, which i think frustrated the right; he wasn't a perfect strategist by any means as president but during his two presidential runs he never really played the game they tried to engage him in, he played his own game. You can't really beat Trump at his game, no more than you can win an argument w/a troll on the internet. Your answers to their bad faith questions will always be wrong.

omar little, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:54 (five years ago) link

Trump will not get a 9/11 bump by starting a war for no reason. 9/11, like Trump's own victory, was a reality warping event that basically erased the calendar and changed the orientation of everything. to get the kind of bump that Bush had in 2001 something of equal and devastating magnitude would have to occur. we are too used to perpetual war for something like invading Iran to have that kind of impact.

flappy bird, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:54 (five years ago) link

No one knows what will play well with the electorate, although recent evidence shows that economic justice is a popular message and Warren is the candidate with the best record to push that.

Trϵϵship, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:54 (five years ago) link

Xp shakey/nostradamus

Trϵϵship, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link

well Obama released his birth certificate while he was killing Bin Laden, so I assume Warren's gonna drop a body on the doorstep tomorrow

President Keyes, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:56 (five years ago) link

i'm not saying i don't think Warren could win, since i can see Trump becoming so tiresome to many more people after a couple more years of his empty shtick and his personal attacks losing impact, and the Dems will be smarter this time around about certain states.

omar little, Monday, 15 October 2018 17:56 (five years ago) link

trump wouldn't "start" a war, it would be forced upon us by an evil country that just happens to filled with people that aren't white OR christian. bush/cheney didn't invade Iraq, they were forced to confront the destabilizer of the middle east who had WMDs (and connections to 9/11, i bet, maybe?! that's what i heard!). gulf of tonkin, etc

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 October 2018 17:57 (five years ago) link

I just don't trust dudes like Bolton and Pompeo running foreign policy.. also Trump is cynical as hell and twice as stupid =|

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 15 October 2018 17:59 (five years ago) link

on the subject of war, did we all see the 60 minutes interview where mattis was said to be "kind of a Democrat" who "might leave"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 October 2018 18:02 (five years ago) link

like a good american, i saw the headline

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 October 2018 18:03 (five years ago) link

there would have to be some kind of catalyzing event to get people behind any kind of military action.

flappy bird, Monday, 15 October 2018 18:08 (five years ago) link

like when iraq attacked us on 9/11

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 October 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link

Because of course...
Painting of Trump among past presidents seen at White House

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Monday, 15 October 2018 18:13 (five years ago) link

Obama was the kind of guy that casually brushed things off so well and for so long that ... even out of office he remains a rallying cry villain for the right wing, who see his policies and ideas and targets simply because he was the one behind them. His attitude did serve him really well personally in the face all of sorts of shit, but he seriously underestimated or at least failed to adequately counter the amount of vitriol on the right or figure out a way to establish a bulwark against its spread. Must have been all those lattes.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 October 2018 18:14 (five years ago) link

like when iraq attacked us on 9/11

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver

missing the point obviously but remember Michael Moore being booed at the Oscars for saying "we live in fictitious times" in March 2003 and then how hard public opinion had shifted just a year and a half later. he still won

flappy bird, Monday, 15 October 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link

You can't really beat Trump at his game, no more than you can win an argument w/a troll on the internet. Your answers to their bad faith questions will always be wrong.

exactly and that's what's so maddening about this. like, even if Warren had completely made the Native American thing up for college admissions purposes or whatever at the end of the day it's the sort of thing that wouldn't even register on the Trump scale. the dude literally stole from the 9/11 fund, has dodged hundreds of millions of dollars in taxes, and had to settle an 8-figure fraud lawsuit as he was being inaugurated. none of these things have gotten a tenth of the coverage as "Pocahontas" has. we're now barreling towards a political landscape where Republicans don't have to produce their tax returns nor divest from their businesses but if you're Democrat you have to provide a racial purity test.

frogbs, Monday, 15 October 2018 18:31 (five years ago) link

yeah, all the democrats are being asked for dna tests

President Keyes, Monday, 15 October 2018 18:35 (five years ago) link

you get the point

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 15 October 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link

IDK, in this case I found calling Trump's bluff to be effective, although it's hard to say why exactly. Generally agree about the whole beating Trump at the facts game thing.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 15 October 2018 18:40 (five years ago) link

missing the point obviously but remember Michael Moore being booed at the Oscars for saying "we live in fictitious times" in March 2003 and then how hard public opinion had shifted just a year and a half later. he still won

― flappy bird, Monday, October 15, 2018 6:26 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if i'm missing the point it's because i don't know what this post is supposed to mean in relation to your contention that we need a legitimately (as opposed to falsely) catalyzing event to get people behind a war

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 October 2018 18:40 (five years ago) link

The only end is violence. This will not change through voting.

brotherlovesdub, Monday, 15 October 2018 18:51 (five years ago) link

Interesting. I prefer voting.

Trϵϵship, Monday, 15 October 2018 18:54 (five years ago) link

I keep punching myself in the nuts but it isn't producing the political change I'd hoped for.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 October 2018 18:54 (five years ago) link

slow news day

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 October 2018 18:54 (five years ago) link

xxxxp it doesn't matter if the event is "legitimate" or not insofar as who did it, it has to be something that resets peoples' brains in the same way that 9/11 and Trump's election did.

flappy bird, Monday, 15 October 2018 18:55 (five years ago) link

The only end is violence. This will not change through voting.

― brotherlovesdub, Monday, October 15, 2018 8:51 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thread title for November.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 15 October 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link

The esquire article is good/how I feel. It's stupid that one even has to engage but consistently being transparent and honest is still important.

Yerac, Monday, 15 October 2018 19:09 (five years ago) link

important =\= effective

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 October 2018 19:10 (five years ago) link

that's where we're at

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 October 2018 19:10 (five years ago) link

it doesn't matter if the event is "legitimate" or not insofar as who did it, it has to be something that resets peoples' brains in the same way that 9/11 and Trump's election did.

― flappy bird, Monday, October 15, 2018 6:55 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

funny story: this is what my joke about iraq/9-11 meant. glad we agree.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 October 2018 19:10 (five years ago) link

Who knows on Day 1 if it will be effective. It's effective to me.

Yerac, Monday, 15 October 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link

he ran against a stodgy, awkward guy that was good on paper but a lousy candidate, and then Bush won for real.

Have you read much about the voting machines in Ohio? He may not have.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 October 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link

Trump doesn't have the attention span to start a war.

My Gig: The Thin Beast (sic), Monday, 15 October 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link

^^^ I can imagine John Kelly saying this to himself.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 October 2018 20:48 (five years ago) link

I can imagine John Bolton saying it to himself, ruefully.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 15 October 2018 20:51 (five years ago) link

That's why Trump stopped the war on his first day, explained Mr West.

nashwan, Monday, 15 October 2018 20:54 (five years ago) link

TRUMP says he will only pay 1 million dollars to charity for Warren if he can test her personally: "I will only do it if I can test her personally. That will not be something that I enjoy doing"

— Saagar Enjeti (@esaagar) October 15, 2018

uhhh

frogbs, Monday, 15 October 2018 21:10 (five years ago) link

¡!

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 15 October 2018 21:11 (five years ago) link

Another case of taking him literally, instead of taking him seriously. Whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 15 October 2018 21:12 (five years ago) link

glad to see that addressing his racist taunt with a DNA test has conclusively put this matter to rest

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 October 2018 21:13 (five years ago) link

there's also this, which i don't quite understand because i don't think warren is claiming that she is a citizen of the Cherokee Nation

Inbox: Cherokee Nation responds to Senator Warren’s DNA test. pic.twitter.com/Sh8aNZgyAT

— Justin Wingerter (@JustinWingerter) October 15, 2018

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 October 2018 21:20 (five years ago) link

Guys, I promise you, one of these days President Trump is finally going to hold that football in place and let you kick it, you just gotta have faith!

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 October 2018 21:40 (five years ago) link

Never mind a football, I just want the chance to kick him. Preferably in the throat, seven or eight times.

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 15 October 2018 21:45 (five years ago) link

Guys, I promise you, one of these days President Trump is finally going to hold that football in place and let you kick it, you just gotta have faith!

― Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Monday, October 15, 2018 9:40 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

who is this for dude

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 October 2018 21:51 (five years ago) link

elizabeth warren dot com can not hear you from here

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 October 2018 21:51 (five years ago) link

i feel like i saw that trump football joke last week. potentially i am living in a simulation or having a nervous breakdown

princess of hell (BradNelson), Monday, 15 October 2018 21:52 (five years ago) link

No dem seeking election/re-election should publicly engage with Trump in any way before having the potential efficacy of the engagement thoroughly vetted. If there isn't a very sizable chance of it landing in your favor (and, unless you have some serious leverage against him, it probably won't), there is no upside whatsoever and it should be avoided at all costs.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 October 2018 21:55 (five years ago) link

(Football joke is for any dem politician who's suddenly deluded themselves into thinking that Trump is suddenly going to adhere to the Marquess of Queensberry rules. Many of them lurk here, I'm sure of it.)

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 October 2018 21:59 (five years ago) link

this post elaborates on the Cherokee Nation statement above

after too many media inquiries, here is my statement on the #ElizabethWarren DNA testing story. pic.twitter.com/cqD8PQqI0N

— Kim TallBear (@KimTallBear) October 15, 2018

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 October 2018 22:04 (five years ago) link

What a shit show.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 15 October 2018 22:10 (five years ago) link

this is what they did to Gore, endless non-stories based on arguable misstatements designed to humiliate him. Love Story. earth tones. invented the internet.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 October 2018 22:12 (five years ago) link

I mean, they're going to do it anyway, but maybe don't tug at their jacket sleeves and hand them a bulleted list of suggestions.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 October 2018 22:14 (five years ago) link

Yep

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Monday, 15 October 2018 22:15 (five years ago) link

warren will be a terrible candidate imo

marcos, Monday, 15 October 2018 22:16 (five years ago) link

"They" hardly did anything to Warren here tbh. She decided to humiliate herself here, it seems. Bringing a non-story upon herself. It's too stupid to believe it to be real.

xxxp

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 15 October 2018 22:16 (five years ago) link

Yep was an xpost. Also this is a climate where the fascist president can say and do anything and everyone helps him out of their own self interest

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Monday, 15 October 2018 22:16 (five years ago) link

like this shit right here, her instincts are bad and she’ll get ripped apart

marcos, Monday, 15 October 2018 22:17 (five years ago) link

Kim Tallbear would probably be proud of Warren if she was 1/4 or 1/8th Indigenous.

He said captain, I said wot (FlopsyDuck), Monday, 15 October 2018 22:17 (five years ago) link

I’m with the cherokee nation. Ethnic ties are about memory, history and culture not blood.

Trϵϵship, Monday, 15 October 2018 22:19 (five years ago) link

uhm...

xp

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 15 October 2018 22:19 (five years ago) link

I’m still all about warren 2020 but i can see how engaging this stupid smear campaign showed poor instincts. She never made a big deal about being part cherokee—it wasn’t a salazar situation

Trϵϵship, Monday, 15 October 2018 22:23 (five years ago) link

Well....she went out of her way to say that she wasn’t claiming tribal membership in the video and ignoring she said and attacking her instead of the fascist president who calls her Pocahontas to laughing crowds of racists is making a curious decision.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Monday, 15 October 2018 22:23 (five years ago) link

It’s been funny to see the people who defended Salazar beyond reason get weirdly mad at Warren over this with the position that DNA tests themselves are racist.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Monday, 15 October 2018 22:25 (five years ago) link

Kim Tallbear would probably be proud of Warren if she was 1/4 or 1/8th Indigenous.

― He said captain, I said wot (FlopsyDuck), Monday, October 15, 2018 6:17 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wtf

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Monday, 15 October 2018 22:32 (five years ago) link

just trying to get a reaction

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 October 2018 22:32 (five years ago) link

it got an FP so there's that i guess

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Monday, 15 October 2018 22:34 (five years ago) link

otm

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 15 October 2018 22:35 (five years ago) link

DK, in this case I found calling Trump's bluff to be effective, although it's hard to say why exactly. Generally agree about the whole beating Trump at the facts game thing.

― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 15 October 2018 18:40 (three hours ago) Permalink

changed my mind about this on further thought, this was dumb

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 15 October 2018 22:38 (five years ago) link

I know we gather on this thread to hold each other's hands through this long period of mourning, but today's been the low point here. We're debating the effectiveness of Warren releasing a DNA report when the Kavanaugh hearings haven't affected the Dems' House chances by a jot? It's 2018. We're 60,000 Twitter cycles away from when we should worry about this shit.

Get a grip.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 October 2018 22:41 (five years ago) link

for fuck's sake

and most of the posters are cis dudes

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 October 2018 22:42 (five years ago) link

warren will be a terrible candidate imo

Fine. Tell us who you think would be better.

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 15 October 2018 22:51 (five years ago) link

today's been the low point here. We're debating the effectiveness of Warren releasing a DNA report when the Kavanaugh hearings haven't affected the Dems' House chances by a jot? It's 2018. We're 60,000 Twitter cycles away from when we should worry about this shit.Trump

fixed, I believe...

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 15 October 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link

I'm native and a registered tribal member. I know lots of native activists are up in arms on this but I really think they're missing the point on this very specific reveal today.

sovereignity is a huge issue with activists right now and it's an important issue. Warren isn't discussing this and their harping on her about it is like someone complaining the plot of a book wasn't about what they wanted it to be. She's simply showing a source for the family stories that she had been told. Do I think this makes her 'native'? No. She has some native blood. I don't believe she has ever claimed anything otherwise. I know someone who is attacking her on this because this is missing the point that Native identity isn't about 'race' it's about 'being citizens of nations.' The point behind this argument is that tribes and activists are concerned that there is a concerted effort to declare tribes invalid because they are 'race based'.

These are valid points and ones I'm not sure that Warren is well versed in. I know activists have tried to reach her about it. It suppose it would be good for her to listen to them regardless because otherwise she's going to have this shit hanging on her from both the right and the native left.

all that said: I like Warren's politics but her voice annoys the fuck out of me and she sounds like an old white lady. ha.

akm, Monday, 15 October 2018 23:07 (five years ago) link

I love that Nerdstrom manages to bust out "you wish to change the Democratic Party yet you criticize Democrats... CURIOUS" within 12 hours of a Democrat doing some dumb shit

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 October 2018 23:13 (five years ago) link

I was just annoyed that the professor’s letter seemed like she was throwing the brunt of Native American suffering on Warren. A little unfair. Her people’s suffering is valid, but her response was over the top imo.

He said captain, I said wot (FlopsyDuck), Monday, 15 October 2018 23:15 (five years ago) link

Her people’s suffering is valid, but her response was over the top imo.

What was over the top about it?

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 15 October 2018 23:23 (five years ago) link

Putting an entire’s people’s suffering on Warren.

He said captain, I said wot (FlopsyDuck), Monday, 15 October 2018 23:31 (five years ago) link

That’s what made me angry.

He said captain, I said wot (FlopsyDuck), Monday, 15 October 2018 23:32 (five years ago) link

Come primaries if she is running, I am glad I won't have to hear people, primarily men, talk about how they can't possibly vote for Warren because they can't trust that she didn't lie about her heritage. It is what it is. So don't vote for her because you hate her voice and schoolmarmishness instead. I don't think most of us should give a shit what new derogatory slime Trump has to say about her.

Yerac, Monday, 15 October 2018 23:39 (five years ago) link

BTW did Trump ever make a peep about Eminem doing his parking garage monologues about him?

Yerac, Monday, 15 October 2018 23:42 (five years ago) link

Warren said she had Native American ancestry and the racist president said I’ll donate to charity if you prove it with a DNA test which she then does and we equate that with “Dem does dumb shit”

I love that Nerdstrom manages to bust out "you wish to change the Democratic Party yet you criticize Democrats... CURIOUS" within 12 hours of a Democrat doing some dumb shit
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, October 15,

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Monday, 15 October 2018 23:58 (five years ago) link

Yerac otm.

rb (soda), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:15 (five years ago) link

Putting an entire’s people’s suffering on Warren. That’s what made me angry.

Warren was being cute with the ambiguity of "Native American ancestry" in order to zing Trump, and naturally it's going to result in an eye-rolling press release from Kim TallBear, who is native herself and whose main research focus is race and science. Tribal membership, as a matter of self-determination, should be left up to them to define for themselves. And Warren should know better than to fuck around with public assertions about her blood quantum when the criteria for membership in the Cherokee Nation are readily available from the Cherokee Nation and do not include "the presence of genetic markers". Pleading ignorance about issues of DNA testing with respect to tribal membership is worse, because it just proves to Native Americans that once again you do not give a shit about them, it's all about white people fighting with each other. All Warren had to do was ask someone like Kim TallBear, who is easily reachable on Twitter, if this was a wise idea before going ahead with this obnoxious publicity stunt.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:21 (five years ago) link

Calling her dumb is fair. Putting the suffering of an entire people on her is not fair.

He said captain, I said wot (FlopsyDuck), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:23 (five years ago) link

I am glad I won't have to hear people, primarily men, talk about how they can't possibly vote for Warren because they can't trust that she didn't lie about her heritage.

Instead you'll have to hear them talk about how they can't possibly vote for Warren because she used her (minimal) Native American blood to get a job at Harvard.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:23 (five years ago) link

Well, it is always something.

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:26 (five years ago) link

There is always some reason a woman isn't qualified for that high office.

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:27 (five years ago) link

I don’t think warren would be quick on her feet attacking Trump (if he wins the primaries). I rather have someone else.

He said captain, I said wot (FlopsyDuck), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:28 (five years ago) link

xpost Also, hasn't that been thoroughly debunked?

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:29 (five years ago) link

Of course it's been debunked. By FAKE NEWS. Which means it's been rebunked.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:31 (five years ago) link

Calling her dumb is fair. Putting the suffering of an entire people on her is not fair.

"Warren contributes to the ongoing suffering of an entire people with her dumb stunt" is closer to the gist of Dr. TallBear's statement than "putting the suffering of an entire people on her". Your anger is not justified.

And Warren isn't dumb. She did a dumb thing, but she's done a lot more smart things.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:31 (five years ago) link

these arguments that this was a dumb thing to do because alex jones truthers will have more masturbatory material, they can sit there with their feelings, I really don't care. She's the one that would be most hurt and she obviously does not care either.

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:35 (five years ago) link

“Your anger is not justified”

He said captain, I said wot (FlopsyDuck), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:36 (five years ago) link

“She obviously does not care either”

He said captain, I said wot (FlopsyDuck), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:37 (five years ago) link

for clarification, why is anyone still catering to trump supporters? they are going to die with that ship.

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:39 (five years ago) link

dudes voting for a bankrupt with a fake hairdo shouldn't purity moan about senator elizabeth warren's heritage

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:39 (five years ago) link

Agreed

He said captain, I said wot (FlopsyDuck), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:40 (five years ago) link

also, i wasn't referring to anything regarding the Cherokee Nation because I really don't know much about it.

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:40 (five years ago) link

*taps fingers on desk*

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:41 (five years ago) link

Yeah, I misread you b4 posting

He said captain, I said wot (FlopsyDuck), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:41 (five years ago) link

On a lighter note, I have thoroughly traumatized my family enough for being Trump voters that they are supposedly no longer voting in any election.

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:50 (five years ago) link

How numerous is your family?

rb (soda), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:51 (five years ago) link

well done!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:52 (five years ago) link

^that's good! wish I could do the same

haven't really paid attention to and can't speak to all of this shit today, but it seems like noise to me

Dan S, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:52 (five years ago) link

My immediate family, mom, dad, two brothers, two sisters in laws I only speak to my mom for the last two years.

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:53 (five years ago) link

Basically because she is an immigrant, no education, military spouse so I give her leeway.

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:54 (five years ago) link

So maybe we need a democratic candidate that can traumatize trump voters. I still think the best way to do this is throw out a bunch of verbal punches and counterattacks so as to send Hero Trump into a pathetic, little man corner. We need a Democrat that comes off strong and confident. Plus constantly using Trump’s words and actions against him always makes for a good 1-2 punch.

He said captain, I said wot (FlopsyDuck), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:58 (five years ago) link

Can't disagree with that. I think Kamala Harris or Kirsten Gillibrand could fill that role and I would vote for either of them in a second

Is it too crazy to say that a pestilential male force is in control of this country right now?

I think we need to elect a woman president as soon as possible

Dan S, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 01:49 (five years ago) link

Dave Brat mentioned Nancy Pelosi 21 times during his debate tonight with his Democratic opponent Abigail Spanberger.

The audience was laughing and groaning it got so noticeable.

Here's what mentioning Nancy Pelosi 21 times looks like: https://t.co/UIElZNg7zh pic.twitter.com/9stq6Sg8dg

— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) October 16, 2018



One somewhat overlooked item tonight: Donald Trump.

Abigail Spanberger didn't mention Trump once.

For a midterm election that most people consider a referendum on Trump, it's pretty interesting that Democrats never mention the guy!https://t.co/UIElZNg7zh

— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) October 16, 2018



Interesting campaigning from both sides here

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 01:53 (five years ago) link

Or the usual thing in relief

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 01:53 (five years ago) link

Warren said she had Native American ancestry and the racist president said I’ll donate to charity if you prove it with a DNA test which she then does and we equate that with “Dem does dumb shit”

― Nerdstrom Poindexter, Monday, October 15, 2018 11:58 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes, deciding to play trump's game & falling on her face spectacularly in the process is an own-goal, which is some dumb shit my man

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 01:56 (five years ago) link

I think the time is ripe for a dem prez candidate of Warren's seeming decency (and I would definitely vastly prefer a woman to another dumb old white dude) but the fact remains that there's going to be some weird jiu jitsu involved in taking on an incumbent Trump. Like it's uncharted territory in many ways and there may not be a clear way forward, but there are certainly musts to avoid based on several years of observation and today's hubbub doesn't give me a huge amount of confidence that Warren sufficiently recognizes those musts. I want her to recognize them, though! Honestly!

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 01:57 (five years ago) link

"another dumb old white dude"-- seriously? this is such a tired schtick. i'm pulling for warren and, all things being even, i would prefer a female candidate because that's a barrier that needs to be broken, but this disingenuous self-flagellating nonsense gets under my skin

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 02:02 (five years ago) link

I think the time is ripe for a dem prez candidate of Warren's seeming decency (and I would definitely vastly prefer a woman to another dumb old white dude) but the fact remains that there's going to be some weird jiu jitsu involved in taking on an incumbent Trump. Like it's uncharted territory in many ways and there may not be a clear way forward, but there are certainly musts to avoid based on several years of observation and today's hubbub doesn't give me a huge amount of confidence that Warren sufficiently recognizes those musts. I want her to recognize them, though! Honestly!

― Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch),

You do realize you sound like a political consultant, and it's October 2018. Remember Hilary Clinton's 2015 book tour, touted as her Listening Tour? It sure came up often in October 2016!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 02:05 (five years ago) link

It's impossible to know what effect it'll have, and why fucking worry about it now.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 02:07 (five years ago) link

alfred, people are talking strategy as a coping mechanism. they can't do anything but dream of the day when trump is vanquished from their nightmares.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 02:08 (five years ago) link

"strategy"

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 02:09 (five years ago) link

it's definitely meaningless. it's just a coping thing. i get it.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 02:09 (five years ago) link

no one fucking knows what will work anyway

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 02:10 (five years ago) link

congrats on y'all turning into Chuck Todds without the family home in Kendall. I guess today's theme was more interesting than worrying about whether Trump has dishonored the great principle of American foreign policy post-WWII whereby we went to bed with dictators in exchange for anti-Communist support while they executed thousands of native Khashoggis.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 02:11 (five years ago) link

I thought that post about the two sides of the Spanberger campaign was interesting caek!

Dan S, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 02:20 (five years ago) link

Thank you!

FYI I would vote for Elizabeth Warren over Donald Trump.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 02:25 (five years ago) link

I won’t actually be able to vote in 2020 but looking forward to voting in the 2022 midterms (Kamala Harris’s replacement because she’s vp, the repeal of prop 13, Kevin de Leon for LA mayor and about 8 bond issues)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 02:27 (five years ago) link

Also the second tweet here is something

The education gap among white voters
(White College margin - White non-College margin)

1990: +10
1994: +8
1998: +9
2002: +2
2006: -2
2010: -6
2014: -12
2018: -26

— Adrian Gray (@adrian_gray) October 16, 2018



Education gap among white women

1982: +1
1986: +1
1990: -1
1994: +5
1998: -2
2002: -1
2006: -2
2010: -1
2014: -2
2018: -29

— Adrian Gray (@adrian_gray) October 16, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 02:29 (five years ago) link

"Kamala Harris’s replacement because she’s vp, the repeal of prop 13, Kevin de Leon for LA mayor and about 8 bond issues"

lol yes

Dan S, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 02:38 (five years ago) link

Comic relief. Good night!

I’m informed by my embarrassed millennial daughter @MeredithFineman that @garbage was very big in the 90s and that she played them loud in her room as a kid. Ok, but I am a guy who is culturally oblivious to ENTIRE DECADES and totally missed the pop music scene of the 90s.

— Howard Fineman (@howardfineman) October 16, 2018

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 02:42 (five years ago) link

yes, deciding to play trump's game & falling on her face spectacularly in the process is an own-goal, which is some dumb shit my man

Maybe I’m a complete fuckin’ idiot (“MAYBE?”, ILX screams as one), but I’m genuinely not seeing the face-plant/own-goal here. Explain it to me like it’s not obvious, cause to me it’s not, like, at all.

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 03:12 (five years ago) link

My posts in these threads are just coping mechanisms of varying efficacy (eg a CNN talking head LARP sesh in lieu of undying screams), the momentary pretense of control to offset a terrifying general lack thereof. Usually, anyway. Pretty sure Elizabeth Warren is taking copious notes rn.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 03:14 (five years ago) link

xps to caek i had to dig into the table to parse what he meant there. its not that WW with no college are trending that much further to trump, although they did move moreso in that direction. the widening of that gap mostly comes from a dramatic shift of college educated WW to the democrats, a demographic that routinely voted for REPS save the two DEM wave midterms of 82 and 06.

21st savagery fox (m bison), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 03:21 (five years ago) link

also, 2018 is the first time this poll has a dem advantage with WM with college. huh.

21st savagery fox (m bison), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 03:24 (five years ago) link

Explain it to me like it’s not obvious, cause to me it’s not, like, at all.

― grawlix (unperson)

f. hazel did a good job of this upthread:

Warren was being cute with the ambiguity of "Native American ancestry" in order to zing Trump, and naturally it's going to result in an eye-rolling press release from Kim TallBear, who is native herself and whose main research focus is race and science. Tribal membership, as a matter of self-determination, should be left up to them to define for themselves. And Warren should know better than to fuck around with public assertions about her blood quantum when the criteria for membership in the Cherokee Nation are readily available from the Cherokee Nation and do not include "the presence of genetic markers". Pleading ignorance about issues of DNA testing with respect to tribal membership is worse, because it just proves to Native Americans that once again you do not give a shit about them, it's all about white people fighting with each other. All Warren had to do was ask someone like Kim TallBear, who is easily reachable on Twitter, if this was a wise idea before going ahead with this obnoxious publicity stunt.

― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, October 15, 2018 5:21 PM (three hours ago)

sleeve, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 03:26 (five years ago) link

I'm on the fence about Warren running or for that matter why she'd even do this right now but regardless I believe this will have absolutely no bearing on any potential candidacy.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 03:32 (five years ago) link

Is it too crazy to say that a pestilential male force is in control of this country right now?

I think we need to elect a woman president as soon as possible


ugh yes it is too crazy get a grip. or sure, yeah, base your politics on whether or not the candidate’s junk is an innie or an outtie

Palin/Undead Thatcher 2020 yay

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 03:39 (five years ago) link

yeah ok it's too crazy I'll get a grip

Dan S, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 03:42 (five years ago) link

In the long term, this DNA kerfuffle won't make any difference to a potential Warren presidential campaign. It won't help her in the primaries and if she were to be nominated, it would be reduced to insignificance by November 2020. The most this could do for or against her would be to persuade some big donors or some party activists that she's either a stronger or weaker candidate than they thought she was. The public won't be swayed by this.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 03:42 (five years ago) link

xp
fuck you

Dan S, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 03:46 (five years ago) link

I agree w/ f hazel on why this was dumb

Anyway here's a thread chronicling efforts to mobilize black voters in Georgia

I’ll be traveling across Georgia for the next few days with the Black Voters Matter bus tour. They’re doing voter registration and outreach, trying to influence elections across the South. Follow here for updates! pic.twitter.com/07Nb4DEsZB

— Kira Lerner (@kira_lerner) October 14, 2018

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 03:52 (five years ago) link

M bison yeah I think based on that data alone that could be good news or bad news for either side (it’s probably bad news for the gop because it’s them losing a growing constituency). But the main thing for me is the cliff edge 25ish pt change is very unusual.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 03:54 (five years ago) link

There’s many reasons why the Warren thing is dumb, but correct me if I’m wrong, Warren was calling out Trump and not trying to join a Tribe.

He said captain, I said wot (FlopsyDuck), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 03:59 (five years ago) link

The point being made is that identifying as Native American is done within the context of the principles and guidance of the Tribes' consensus, and not by counting DNA nucleotides; implying that the DNA test proves her Native identity seeks to bypass the preferences of the Native Americans who've made their criteria clear.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 04:44 (five years ago) link

Did you watch the video she posted?

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 04:46 (five years ago) link

xp
fuck you


lol okay fine women-in-the-abstract will save us

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 05:40 (five years ago) link

sorry for getting upset, just don't see Palin and Thatcher as representative of women in politics in 2018, and do think that women politicians in the US on the whole are less likely to be racists, bigots and warmongers (there are exceptions obviously)

Dan S, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 05:48 (five years ago) link

so I guess I do think women-in-the-abstract will save us

Dan S, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 05:58 (five years ago) link

Uh, yeah, otm? Seems pretty likely.

Also, stop talking about instincts.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 07:00 (five years ago) link

Was Warren's Pocahontas appellation purely from Trump or did he pick that up from somewhere. Seems like a particularly dumb transposition but then again I can't think of what other iconic fictional Native American names could have been substituted. I guess at least it wasn't Minne-ha-ha.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 10:38 (five years ago) link

Lie-a-watha was bandied a bit.

Yah Mo B. Hawkins (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 10:50 (five years ago) link

sorry for getting upset, just don't see Palin and Thatcher as representative of women in politics in 2018, and do think that women politicians in the US on the whole are less likely to be racists, bigots and warmongers (there are exceptions obviously)

― Dan S, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 05:48 (five hours ago) Permalink

gotta play the averages 🎲

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 11:04 (five years ago) link

Was Warren's Pocahontas appellation purely from Trump or did he pick that up from somewhere.

Some right-wing blog asshole called her "Fauxcahontas" when the whole thing first emerged, and Trump - being way too stupid to understand that - called her "Pocahontas" and his knuckle-walking death cult hooted joyfully when he did it, so he's kept pressing his personal pleasure-button ever since.

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 11:15 (five years ago) link

no one fucking knows what will work anyway

the opposite of what Hillary Clinton did, mostly.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 11:18 (five years ago) link

When I meet someone new, I try to look past what makes them a singular being and straight into their statistically, sociologically determined soul.

xps

pomenitul, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 11:21 (five years ago) link

I agree that what Warren did was dumb but I'm not gonna pretend anyone's gonna remember this in two weeks, much less 2020

frogbs, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 11:53 (five years ago) link

she's def running for president now. the video associated with this was so slick

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 11:54 (five years ago) link

my only concern is that if sanders also runs in the primary their supporters will cancel each other out and we'll get a centrist. i hope bernie doesn't run if warren is.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 11:54 (five years ago) link

alfred will appreciate this s t r a t e g y

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 11:55 (five years ago) link

"another dumb old white dude"-- seriously? this is such a tired schtick.


lol no it really really isn’t

maura, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 12:00 (five years ago) link

dumb old white dudes rule the world

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 12:31 (five years ago) link

tyranny of the worst minority tbh

maura, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 12:33 (five years ago) link

caucasians rule everything around me, c.r.e.a.m get the money, dolla dolla bill y'all

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 12:37 (five years ago) link

I know it's not the best thing for, like, a healthy democracy, but part of me can't help wishing we could just run our finest insult comic against Trump. I mean, he's already been roasted at least twice (on Comedy Central and the Correspondents' Dinner) and didn't appear to handle it well either time. What I'm saying is, Jeff Ross 2020. Or Lisa Lampanelli or Sarah Silverman or Anthony Jeselnik. I'm not picky.

evol j, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 13:25 (five years ago) link

hey dems, want to "triumph" in 2020? well have i got a candidate for you...

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 13:28 (five years ago) link

Yeah, one of the most frustrating aspects of combating Trump is that the one thing he absolutely cannot take, his one demonstrable Achilles heel, is the bullying he dishes out, but dishing it out basically turns you into him. Which is the last thing I'd ever wish on anyone.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 13:43 (five years ago) link

"I agree that what Warren did was dumb but I'm not gonna pretend anyone's gonna remember this in two weeks, much less 2020"

then you must not follow or know any Native activists, who are going to keep grinding this into the ground, as they have even prior to this DNA thing. Now, maybe Native activists have no actual sway or pull on electoral politics; but it depresses me to think of two years of relentless anti-Warren stuff coming from the Native left.

akm, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 13:45 (five years ago) link

You think they’ll push this when she is running against a guy who has made racism central to his political identity?

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 13:47 (five years ago) link

maura otm. all those fucking dumb, old white guys.

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 13:48 (five years ago) link

god, trump is one messy bitch.

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 13:49 (five years ago) link

yea I don't know why Native activists would focus on a relatively small transgression by Warren instead of Trump doing Native American war cries at his rallies

frogbs, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 13:49 (five years ago) link

I wouldn't be surprised if Trump starts echoing the talking points of Native activists in lambasting Warren. Incoherent, you say? Inconsistent with his overt racism? An almost maddening demonstration of cognitive dissonance? Yeah. Exactly.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 13:54 (five years ago) link

oh he already started in his tweets. thus him being a messy bitch.

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 13:56 (five years ago) link

Yeah, one of the most frustrating aspects of combating Trump is that the one thing he absolutely cannot take, his one demonstrable Achilles heel, is the bullying he dishes out, but dishing it out basically turns you into him. Which is the last thing I'd ever wish on anyone.

it really is maddening especially given the media's complicity in all this, it's just broadly accepted that Trump & the entire GOP are bigots and bullies who lie about literally everything but whenever Maxine Waters suggests that maybe Huckabee Sanders doesn't deserve to be able to eat in peace CNN spends an entire day clutching their pearls

frogbs, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 13:57 (five years ago) link

Pocahontas (the bad version), sometimes referred to as Elizabeth Warren, is getting slammed. She took a bogus DNA test and it showed that she may be 1/1024, far less than the average American. Now Cherokee Nation denies her, “DNA test is useless.” Even they don’t want her. Phony!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2018

lmao @ "The bad version"

frogbs, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 13:59 (five years ago) link

anyway, I firmly believe it doesn't really matter who the candidate is. You either support Trumpism or not. It's up to people to vote in overwhelming numbers blah blah and not have some shifty 3rd party trying to muck it up again.

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 13:59 (five years ago) link

Also, the IRS needs to claw back all the money that the Trump family failed to pay in taxes over the years. this cannot be said enough.

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 14:00 (five years ago) link

played right into those tiny hands, good job

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 14:01 (five years ago) link

OMG, I hadn't even seen that tweet. Sad fuckin' lol.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 14:01 (five years ago) link

I'm a little afraid that I'm that good at reading his lizard brain.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 14:02 (five years ago) link

No, you just know how babies react to shit.

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 14:03 (five years ago) link

More like how a knee reacts to one of those little hammers.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 14:11 (five years ago) link

it's almost like native activists expect or want better from the left or something

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 14:13 (five years ago) link

Cool point missing, bruh.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 14:15 (five years ago) link

My recommendation to dem candidates going forward is, rather than respond or make any direct reference to Trump, to simply let the Toad pins on their lapels do the talking.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 14:15 (five years ago) link

pocahontas (the animated version)

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 14:15 (five years ago) link

"Even they don’t want her."

jmm, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 14:17 (five years ago) link

yeah that "thank you cherokee nation" thing made my blood boil.

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 14:20 (five years ago) link

Native activists should hold the left up to a higher standard, but I just don't think akm is right when he writes it depresses me to think of two years of relentless anti-Warren stuff coming from the Native left.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 14:48 (five years ago) link

calling it now: Trump wins 2020

fuck this place forever and I only hope all the old whites live to see and suffer through the hell they’ve set into motion.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 14:48 (five years ago) link

it's quite possible, but don't give up yet

tell people what you're going to do for them instead of going with "Trump you're a con man" which everyone has made their mind up about already

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 14:52 (five years ago) link

the problem: in-arguing within the left is necessary and probably productive in the long run, but nihilistic GOP assholes (including the asshole-in-chief) can jump in and fan the flames.

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 14:53 (five years ago) link

morbs in 'sincere message of hope' shocker

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 14:54 (five years ago) link

oh it's too late to stop climate catastrophe no matter who wins, fortunately i'll be dead in 20 years

(that better?)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 14:55 (five years ago) link

thought this was interesting:

voter participation has surged as the partisan divide has grown sharper.

The electorate is not turned off by the chasm, and contestation, between the parties. On the contrary, Hetherington finds, the polarized political parties have animated voters of all stripes—liberals, conservatives, and moderates. Growing civic engagement and voter turnouts are hallmarks of a vibrant democracy, not of a “broken” one.

https://www.brookings.edu/opinions/in-defense-of-partisan-politics/

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 14:56 (five years ago) link

(that better?)

my man

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 14:56 (five years ago) link

I think trump will have a heart attack before 2020

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 15:03 (five years ago) link

Native activists should hold the left up to a higher standard, but I just don't think akm is right when he writes 'it depresses me to think of two years of relentless anti-Warren stuff coming from the Native left.'

― Frederik B, Tuesday, October 16, 2018 3:48 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why don't you think akm is right? because you think we won't in fact see that level of anti-Warren stuff from the Native left?

soref, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 15:04 (five years ago) link

Work backwards from the assumption that Trump will win in 2020. What would you have done differently besides vote for the Dem, drive people to vote, hammer the message that 4 more years of Trump is completely unsustainable for the majority of americans and and everything that entails. I literally don't know how to get over peoples' obsession with abortion, though. I think it's really weird.

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 15:04 (five years ago) link

It would make at least more sense to me if those same people seemed to give half a shit about the well-being of post-unborn children.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 15:09 (five years ago) link

Neonatals need to learn how to pull themselves up by their bootiestraps, I guess.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 15:10 (five years ago) link

I think trump will have a heart attack before 2020

I think he'll die on the shitter

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 15:12 (five years ago) link

thought this was interesting:

voter participation has surged as the partisan divide has grown sharper.

The electorate is not turned off by the chasm, and contestation, between the parties. On the contrary, Hetherington finds, the polarized political parties have animated voters of all stripes—liberals, conservatives, and moderates. Growing civic engagement and voter turnouts are hallmarks of a vibrant democracy, not of a “broken” one.

https://www.brookings.edu/opinions/in-defense-of-partisan-politics/

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, October 16, 2018 3:56 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Might hope that accentuated polarisation might stop the idea that the parties were 2 sides of the same coin and get rid of apathy over voting. Though there are still bastions of MOR that are too acquiescent to the other side and hopefully might be got rid of eventually.
Or on the other hand bipartisan endeavours being more attractive might be more conducive too.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 15:12 (five years ago) link

Been idly thinking lately that we could use something like a bi-/nonpartisan domestic diplomatic corps. I mean ffs, we've figured out how to maintain some semblance of civil relations with other nations, surely the populace of the US isn't a completely lost cause.

(Narrator: ...)

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 15:23 (five years ago) link

“Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees.” @FoxNews Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas. She will confirm the letter she signed! She knows nothing about me, a total con!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2018

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 15:27 (five years ago) link

the cursed tweets just keep coming today huh

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 15:29 (five years ago) link

She knows nothing about me, a total con!
>
well you'd think she'd recognise he was a total con by now. I thought everybody else did.

& did Avenattti's case detract from the Kavanaugh protest? Seemed like it was poorly researched and structured from what I heard of it. Thought it was supposed to be above reproach because of the credibility of the victim.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 15:30 (five years ago) link

Once again I find myself wondering whether my desire for increased unity in these divisive times is severely at odds with my desire to watch Donald Trump get dragged under a riding mower.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 15:40 (five years ago) link

Might hope that accentuated polarisation might stop the idea that the parties were 2 sides of the same coin

Well, judging by that Michael Lewis book which I'm currently reading, at least the events of the last couple of years seem to have disproved the old cliche that "no matter who you vote for, the government always gets in".

anatol_merklich, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 15:44 (five years ago) link

tell people what you're going to do for them instead of going with "Trump you're a con man" which everyone has made their mind up about already

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, October 16, 2018 7:52 AM (forty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is otm i think, and again anytime you play the insult game w/Trump you're going to lose.

omar little, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 15:45 (five years ago) link

The way to make my family sputter is to list all the shit that makes Trump like every other GOP shithead since Reagan; they hate thinking he's like everybody else except more bloated and stupid.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link

horseface, you say?

https://i.imgur.com/LnsqnHh.gif

frogbs, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 15:49 (five years ago) link

anytime you play the insult game w/Trump you're going to lose

Don't tell Stormy that, at least not yet.

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to his...umm...shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny. https://t.co/6DpDD5ELtj

— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) October 16, 2018

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link

Stormy should continue to go HAM on him, i just think anyone running against him directly should go the route of putting out their own message. everyone knows what Trump is, opposition candidates don't need to take him on personally.

omar little, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link

yea agreed

I like having Avenatti around but I really don't need him to get involved with the Democrats in any official capacity

frogbs, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 16:06 (five years ago) link

Graham also used the interview to make multiple dubious claims about what “this election” is really about, namely:

This election now is down to simple things: Are you for what they did to Kavanaugh? Are you for having your government run by a mob or are you for the rule of law?
>

Ha ha.

& they see themselves as pro Rule of Law & anti-mob?

Stevolende, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 16:17 (five years ago) link

Unreal that he called a woman “horseface” and it’s just another day

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 16:17 (five years ago) link

It's unrealistic to hope that all of these fuckers get the justice they deserve, but please allow at least a handful of them to become penniless pariahs scrounging in the gutter for a scrap of food while dodging the sputum of their former constituents, please.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link

am I missing something or did Trump just sorta admit he paid $130000 to fuck a horse-faced girl because she reminded him of his daughter

frogbs, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link

He didn’t admit the last part

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 16:26 (five years ago) link

Mitch McConnell pretty much flat-out threatening to fuck with Medicare in order to make up for deficits caused by the last tax bill SEEMS like an incredibly idiotic thing to do three weeks before midterms, but what the fuck makes sense anymore? It certainly wouldn't be the most shocking thing ever for old people to re-up on a bunch of legislators who are desperate to cut their benefits. I guess nobody thinks it's gonna affect them personally until the moment it does.

evol j, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link

I saw that McConnell move come in 2017 because that's what GOP leaders always do since Reagan: expect social service cuts to pay for their crap-ass tax cuts.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 16:39 (five years ago) link

They can just tell the olds that Obama made 'em do it and everything will be cool. It's a cinch when your constituency has the reasoning ability of a gnat.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 16:41 (five years ago) link

oh yeah, i think a lot of us did. I just don't understand running yer yap about it right before an election. then again, half of the GOP is out here acting like THEY'RE the ones committed to protecting pre-existing conditions in defiance of all known reality.

evol j, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 16:42 (five years ago) link

the trump-whisperer has a point

He hadn't tweeted WITCH HUNT (tm) since mid September. Something is agitating him/concerning him this morning. https://t.co/CQIJuGd1Po

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) October 16, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 16:47 (five years ago) link

the trump-whisperer has a point

she should STFU . fuck all these people

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 16:52 (five years ago) link

Democrats have raised almost 2/3 of the total money for the House (not counting candidates who lost in primaries). Despite the fact that the GOP holds the incumbency advantage. Never been anything like that before in our House fundraising data, which goes back to 1998. pic.twitter.com/18iRaPGQxJ

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) October 16, 2018

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 17:01 (five years ago) link

Until progressives have a 24 hour a day, free propaganda machine as effective as FOX News, they will start out at a disadvantage in messaging, even with all that fundraising.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 17:13 (five years ago) link

they do, it’s called hollywood iirc

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 17:16 (five years ago) link

no, it's called the liberal education system, which is so successful in turning out the youth vote

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 17:19 (five years ago) link

Karl every time you post, in my mind I hear someone saying "you're not dealing with AT&T"

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 17:54 (five years ago) link

i watched a long 'hello nasty' era MTV2 feature on the beastie boys the other day, including all of the commercials, and for some reason the AT&T ads in particular really snapped me back to that time

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:01 (five years ago) link

but all of you should seriously use AT&T. AT&T - more for your thing, that's our thing. i mean their thing. no, our thing.

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:02 (five years ago) link

I've been watching a few old frontlines over the last week. One of which was the American porn one which was withdrawn after one of the porn firms they were depicting turned out to be doing graphically violent stuff.
But one of the firms featured to some degree was AT & T who were running a porn channel for a while as were GM.
programme was made in 2002 and reedited in 2004

Stevolende, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:07 (five years ago) link

"Game on, Tiny" would be a good November thread title.

In other news, final Beto-Cruz debate tonight.

XP That Frontline was good (saw it when it was new). Iirc, GM had that porn channel through Direct TV, which they owned at the time.

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link

a 24 hour a day, free propaganda machine as effective as FOX News,

How many viewers does FN have? Isn't it around a million? Two? I think its all-consuming powerhouse rep is a delusion.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:16 (five years ago) link

That's ignoring the fact they're in the top three publishers on fb. It's the clips, the soundbites getting pumped around on social media doing the real damage imo. And the audience is a hell of a lot bigger than a million or two there.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:17 (five years ago) link

Morbs, have you been to a business establishment in flyover country which had a tv in the lobby, y/n

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:19 (five years ago) link

It's a mistake to conflate the audience numbers for any one time slot with the collective audience over a day's or a week's time.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:20 (five years ago) link

yeah, i am aware of those factors. i still think our powers are useful against them.

OL, that's p much the only places i see that shit.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:23 (five years ago) link

also, anything covered by fox news is then accepted wholesale and repeated in a ton of slightly different stories across the conservative media spectrum, until it finally is referenced in the reader letters section of readers digest, several years later

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:23 (five years ago) link

Fox News is more powerful than every single elected Democrat put together.

brotherlovesdub, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:27 (five years ago) link

Fox News is more powerful better at messaging than every single elected Democrat put together.

ftfy

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link

Is it a uniquely american thing that people have the 24 news on their tv all the time?

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:31 (five years ago) link

simpler messages are easy to disseminate, and reality is almost always complicated. that doesn't mean that there aren't ways to effectively communicate left-leaning ideas that are grounded in truth and reality, but it does provide a significant messaging advantage to those who are ok with just making up shit

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:32 (five years ago) link

Is it a uniquely american thing that people have the 24 news on their tv all the time?

i believe in other countries the govt. station is blasted from speakers in the streets

President Keyes, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:35 (five years ago) link

uh ok.

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:36 (five years ago) link

TV news of any stripe is one of the least tolerable things I can imagine having on the TV for any length of time whatsoever. Even like MSNBC in small doses makes my blood pressure spike.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link

al-j and bbc are both intermittently amazing

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link

reality is almost always complicated

not for simple-minded people. for them reality is simple, confusing and frustrating, all at once.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link

I read the news but I don't have cable so thus can't watch 24 hours news. I catch it on at places and can't even imagine why people would just leave it on in their home.

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link

Aimless, your correction to my statement makes it better. Thanks!

brotherlovesdub, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link

Maybe it's just me, but I can't imagine a worse way to deliver/receive news than 'LOUD GARISH & FAST'. I've been long advocating that all TV news should have a tone more like CSPAN.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:44 (five years ago) link

PS I am 85 years old.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link

dn checks out.

Catherine Power (Leee), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link

my dad keeps CNN on a good chunk of the time and that rots his brain plenty, can't imagine the damage Fox wreaks

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link

ah yes the ol' law and order party is very much pro summary execution as punishment for misdemeanors committed by brown people

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:51 (five years ago) link

hey, it's the law

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link

i used to watch CNN in the late 90's all day long, but god it's gone a long way downhill since then.

akm, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 19:16 (five years ago) link

i created a yelp account just to complain about TV news in waiting rooms.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 19:28 (five years ago) link

Sarah Palin Furious After Instagram Meme of Son Disappears: I Was Censored by a ‘Candy-A** PC-Policing Snowflake’ https://t.co/daBZSyRDA5 pic.twitter.com/ouyqy9f6xh

— Mediaite (@Mediaite) October 14, 2018

https://i.imgur.com/AdmxL0A.jpg

making fun of my son's disability to own the libs

frogbs, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 19:29 (five years ago) link

I always find it intersting how those who use 'snowflake' as a pejorative often themselves seem to be on the brink of melting down.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 19:41 (five years ago) link

I mean these people all lost their collective minds because one football player took a knee during the National Anthem and are scared shitless of Maxine Waters

frogbs, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 19:44 (five years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

ryan, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link

feel like snowflakes are really getting a lot of unwarranted negativity in this political battle. snowflakes are cool fuiud

crüt, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 19:50 (five years ago) link

i get that you shouldn't engage these idiots, but sometimes when people use these stupid, overused pejoratives I wonder if they think it's a biting insult because most people don't respond back as they are too busy rolling their eyes and sighing.

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 19:52 (five years ago) link

I get so annoyed by the lack of creativity.

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 19:53 (five years ago) link

i get that you shouldn't engage these idiots, but

new board description

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 19:54 (five years ago) link

I fucking hate everything

akm, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 19:55 (five years ago) link

Same here, but it's really the entire internet (or humanity), with its endless recycling of memes. xp to yarec

Catherine Power (Leee), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 19:55 (five years ago) link

that instagram post is fucked up as hell

fuck these fucking assholes

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:04 (five years ago) link

i can't even believe she created and shared that. wtf. fuck that lady. fuck everyone

akm, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:09 (five years ago) link

xpost but I love those Linklater anti-Cruz ads, glad they chose to exploit Ted's totally inexplicable Whataburger diss.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:13 (five years ago) link

Ok sarah palin mocking her own disabled child and then gaslighting everyone about it is actually excrutiating for some reason.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:16 (five years ago) link

that is unbelievably fucked up

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:24 (five years ago) link

ehh I'm not willing to give these people the benefit of the doubt 99% of the time, but in this case I'm willing to believe sarah palin was not mocking her own child

iatee, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:30 (five years ago) link

what was the meme? (instagram is blocked where I am)

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:32 (five years ago) link

frogbs' imgur link is the meme

rob, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:35 (five years ago) link

hmmm, I would not expect anything better of her really.

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:39 (five years ago) link

I don’t know how else to interpret that meme

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:39 (five years ago) link

Xp

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:40 (five years ago) link

Parents of children, fathers of daughters, husbands of wives, has never meant shit. We all know how easily they will sell them out to protect themselves.

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:41 (five years ago) link

I don’t know how else to interpret that meme

she sees these people as crying children?

iatee, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:45 (five years ago) link

sure, maybe i’m looking at it too hard

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:48 (five years ago) link

I think iatee is right, but her reaction makes it extremely hard to not interpret it uncharitably. also she's dumber than I thought if she believed people would share that meme with good intent

rob, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:50 (five years ago) link

xp
Crying Down Syndrome children, so, you know...

nickn, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:52 (five years ago) link

this guy doesn't merit an RIP thread but hey I'm glad he's dead anyway
https://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/television/article/Nevada-pimp-who-starred-in-HBO-series-found-dead-13311893.php

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:56 (five years ago) link

posted here because he will obviously no longer be in the running for his state legislative seat this fall

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:57 (five years ago) link

otm and thank god

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:57 (five years ago) link

"He had been celebrating is birthday at a hotel in the rural city of Pahrump that Hof had said would be attended by porn star Ron Jeremy, rapper and reality television star Flavor Flav and Joe Arpaio, the former six-term sheriff of metropolitan Phoenix"

where do you go when you die if you already lived in hell?

rob, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:59 (five years ago) link

re: the earlier discussion even approaching that meme in improbably good faith: don’t employ your fucking children as memes, it’s gross

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:59 (five years ago) link

I dont think the kids’ down syndrome was at the forefront of her mind but she should have taken twelve seconds to think about whether this was a nice or respectful way to depict her child

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:03 (five years ago) link

when has Sarah Palin taken any seconds

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:05 (five years ago) link

forefront, not even sure she has a onefront

omar little, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:06 (five years ago) link

As I mentioned in the obituary thread, I met Hof once in a work context. He was like a character out of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:07 (five years ago) link

"He had been celebrating is birthday at a hotel in the rural city of Pahrump that Hof had said would be attended by porn star Ron Jeremy, rapper and reality television star Flavor Flav and Joe Arpaio, the former six-term sheriff of metropolitan Phoenix"

where do you go when you die if you already lived in hell?

I would be a little bit interested in overhearing a conversation between flavor flav and joe arpaio

iatee, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:08 (five years ago) link

execs at a few reality tv production houses in L.A. just perked up their ears

omar little, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:10 (five years ago) link

Julian Castro? I know nothing about him. Thoughts?

akm, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:10 (five years ago) link

BREAKING: Trump tells AP that Saudi Arabia being blamed for missing journalist is another case of "guilty until proven innocent."

— The Associated Press (@AP) October 16, 2018

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:13 (five years ago) link

Wtf! Ugh

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:13 (five years ago) link

FFS turkey is insisting again they have clear evidence of this. NOTE: I hate the Turkish government and think they are as bad as the Saudi government so maybe there is some tiny, tiny sliver of doubt here, but I thought the Saudi's owned up to this last night?

akm, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:19 (five years ago) link

FFS turkey is insisting again they have clear evidence of this. NOTE: I hate the Turkish government and think they are as bad as the Saudi government so maybe there is some tiny, tiny sliver of doubt here, but I thought the Saudi's owned up to this last night?


The hasty night-time redecorating of the Saudi embassy in Ankara seems a little suspect.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:22 (five years ago) link

everybody involved here - the Turkish gov't, the Saudis, the US gov't - are grade A assholes so I sort of don't care what happens and at no point will anything resembling "justice" ever be remotely close to being served

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:26 (five years ago) link

Khashoggi was last seen entering the Saudi consulate before he disappeared. That fact alone...

Frederik B, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:27 (five years ago) link

Mr. Khashoggi walked into the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul around 1:15 p.m. on Tuesday, Oct. 2, for an appointment to pick up a document.

Under the strain of his voluntary exile from Saudi Arabia, his marriage had ended in a divorce, and he had since become engaged to a Turkish woman. Mr. Khashoggi needed certification from the Saudi authorities of his divorce so that he could remarry in Turkey; the wedding was planned for the next day.

The Turkish authorities have released video footage of him walking into the consulate, but they say there is none of him walking out. The Saudis, while insisting that he left the consulate safely, have not offered any evidence.

Mr. Khashoggi’s fiancée waited for him outside the consulate for hours.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:29 (five years ago) link

everybody involved here - the Turkish gov't, the Saudis, the US gov't - are grade A assholes so I sort of don't care what happens and at no point will anything resembling "justice" ever be remotely close to being served

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, October 17, 2018 12:26 AM (seven seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ding ding ding. Trump's said he prefers hauling in a couple of billion in arms sales. Mohammad bin Salman is a ruthless ruler. And Erdogan's Turkey is one of the worst led nations in history.

USA, Turkey, Saudi Arabia: the true axis of evil.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:33 (five years ago) link

These fucking arms sales a god damn joke it's not even like it's a lot of money in the grand scheme.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:54 (five years ago) link

tbh I don't care much about this story -- more American perfidy. Woulda happened under Obama, totally commonplace in the Poppy Bush and Reagan administrations.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 22:59 (five years ago) link

v true

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 23:05 (five years ago) link

This kinda thing should have provoked outrage then too.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 23:18 (five years ago) link

it did.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 23:20 (five years ago) link

yep

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 23:23 (five years ago) link

and it didn't matter.

How often did cable news cover Obama's support of the war in Yemen?

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 23:23 (five years ago) link

Ding ding ding. Trump's said he prefers hauling in a couple of billion in arms sales. Mohammad bin Salman is a ruthless ruler. And Erdogan's Turkey is one of the worst led nations in history.

USA, Turkey, Saudi Arabia: the true axis of evil.

― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, October 16, 2018 10:33 PM (fifty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you forgot israel

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 23:25 (five years ago) link

really the only difference this time was Trumps' forthrightness in stating that it wouldn't interfere with any "deals" from the jump

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 23:31 (five years ago) link

Yes. Listening to "Morning" Joe guests this morning mourn the end of American exceptionalism and a belief in Reagan's shining-city-on-a-hill made me cackle into my smoothie.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 23:33 (five years ago) link

tbh I don't care much about this story -- more American perfidy. Woulda happened under Obama, totally commonplace in the Poppy Bush and Reagan administrations.

― You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, October 16, 2018 6:59 PM (thirty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is this really the case? I don't mean giving Saudis a pass on human rights in general, but dismembering a dissident reporter in your consulate? Seems p clear that MBS feels he has an even more special kind of cover than his predecessors because Kush, "fake news," press as enemy of the people etc.

DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 23:45 (five years ago) link

agree. would this have happened under Obama without some reckoning?

One of the suspects identified by Turkey in the disappearance of Khashoggi was a frequent companion of MBS, three others have ties to him https://t.co/yOW3o5FrAy

— Michael Del Moro (@MikeDelMoro) October 16, 2018

Dan S, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 23:48 (five years ago) link

Honduras and El Salvador were abattoirs in 1984.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 23:52 (five years ago) link

we shouldn't give up on calling them to account

Dan S, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 23:58 (five years ago) link

xp No doubt, but there's something about the brazenness and stupidity of this murder that seems correlative to the shamelessness and idiocy 45 projects all day long

DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 23:59 (five years ago) link

awww

Chief Justice Roberts tonight went out of his way to address the "contentious events in Washington" in recent weeks. Said he won't criticize the political branches but wanted to emphasize how the judical branch "must be very different". Very rare for him to comment.

— Ariane de Vogue (@Arianedevogue) October 16, 2018

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 00:14 (five years ago) link

Woulda happened under Obama, totally commonplace in the Poppy Bush and Reagan administrations.

seems mostly otm, however there seems like a decent chance that trump and/or his son-in-law could be directly implicated in this one. previous presidents knew enough to let other people take the wheel when it comes to letting to murdering journalists . it also seems like other administrations would have had a #benghazi level scandal afterwards. we'll see his this one goes, but most likely it will just be tossed onto the bin of the many corrupt things trump has been involved with that republicans never mention again.

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 00:24 (five years ago) link

I'd gotten so used to proclaiming 'con artistry' as Donald Trump's one demonstrable skill that I've been remiss in acknowledging his equal skill at gracefully traipsing between the raindrops of each and every scandal that would certainly have sunk the career of any other politician. It's getting to the point where I'm almost willing to accept a supernatural explanation because, well...for fucking fucksake, already.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 00:33 (five years ago) link

trump was conjured by voodoo economics

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 00:39 (five years ago) link

In keeping with my ongoing thought experiment: imagine any former president offhandedly calling a woman 'Horseface'. Even wholly divorced from this particular context (the context where the woman is a pornstar the president has basically admitted to having paid money to sleep with and then more money to hush up), just imagine. Imagine. Or, y'know, not even a former president. How about a senator. Or even just a congressional candidate. R. Budd Dwyer committed suicide on live television over less than this. But Donald Trump will be sleeping soundly tonight, wholly untroubled in soul or by the horrified entreaties of polite society.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 01:41 (five years ago) link

^^^

Dan S, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 01:44 (five years ago) link

R. Budd Dwyer died for somebody's sins, but not the modern GOPs.

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 01:47 (five years ago) link

The court actually has been mostly bad for anyone not wealthy, white and connected and many of the the decisions people mention to defend the court are decisions people like Roberts think are terrible. https://t.co/zitBEDrRmT

— Adam Serwer 🍝 (@AdamSerwer) October 17, 2018

The yield to political pressure thing is important though, because it’s Roberts foreshadowing the court going farther to the right than the majority of Americans want it to, and he wants to preemptively frame those decisions as acts of integrity rather than partisan goals.

— Adam Serwer 🍝 (@AdamSerwer) October 17, 2018

voodoo chili, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 02:05 (five years ago) link

and he could just as easily have implied that the Court responded to Political Pressure in 1937 when the Court started going FDR's way.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 02:07 (five years ago) link

The SCOTUS is magic and it only works if you believe in it. There’s a reason almost nobody knows what “justiciable” means.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 04:03 (five years ago) link

somewhere lurking in the deep background of the SCOTUS's magic act is the government's monopoly on force which ultimately backs up its authority. but the whole apparatus works far more smoothly when the face of authority is acceptable to the great majority and the foundational threat of force is scarcely noticed or needed. that's what putatively has Chief Justice Roberts, um, 'worried', so they say.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 04:33 (five years ago) link

previous presidents knew enough to let other people take the wheel when it comes to letting to murdering journalists .

secret of trump is he appeals to people who don’t mind journalists getting murdered

the late great, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 05:08 (five years ago) link

“secret”

the late great, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 05:09 (five years ago) link

JUst reading through some of the twitter links I got yesterday. & therefore being reminded that trump really needs to retire this guilty until proved innocent thing. If he's used it in places where the guilt was pretty obvious already then I think it takes on the colour of the cases he's used it in, so he might as well just state I know I'm covering this up.

Probably has already taken on the 'yes, this is an obvious lie' flag.
(just thinking of obvious semiotic substitutions)

Stevolende, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 08:40 (five years ago) link

guilty until proved innocent*

* birth certificates / emails excepted

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 11:56 (five years ago) link

Probably has already taken on the 'yes, this is an obvious lie' flag.

The old joke ("How can you tell when X is lying? His lips are moving.") has never been more appropriate than with this president. Literally every utterance is not just a blatant lie, but the direct mirror image of the truth.

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 12:03 (five years ago) link

the historical political independence of SCOTUS is a giant fucking horselaugh

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 12:04 (five years ago) link

well, good mourning!!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 12:15 (five years ago) link

impeach the president!

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 12:49 (five years ago) link

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/10/beto-orourke-ted-cruz-debate-texas-senate.html

Reading this bummed me out

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 12:49 (five years ago) link

if it makes you feel any better, when the GOP keeps control of congress (despite losing the aggregate popular vote by 10,000,000+), they can bury proof of the president's treason

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/411785-mueller-to-present-key-findings-related-to-russia-probe-after?

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 13:09 (five years ago) link

Good news! Turns out America's problem is that rich white people are fighting with each other, and everybody else is doing fine and wishes white people would just shut up!

America is an increasingly diverse nation but a loud, hyper-active group of well-to-do whites on the left and right are tearing it apart from the edges, according to an astonishing new study of our electorate.

The big picture: 14% of America, roughly half left and half right, consistently shouts, posts and votes, while 67% of us are exhausted.

You have about 8% of Americans in the hard-left camp — almost all white (80%), all well-educated, all voting, all giving money and time to campaigns, all active on social media. Their combined voices dominate Democratic politics.

You have about 6% in the hard-right camp — almost all white (88%), all well-educated, all voting, all giving money and time to campaigns, all active on social media. Their combined voices dominate Republican politics.

Oh, and these two groups basically hate everything about each other.

This eye-opening breakdown comes from "Hidden Tribes: A Study of America’s Polarized Landscape," by the international nonprofit group More in Common.

The report, one of the largest-ever studies of U.S. polarization, is based on an 8,000-person poll by YouGov, with about a 1% margin of error.

I learned about the study from a column by the N.Y. Times' David Brooks, ("The Rich White Civil War: A smarter look at America’s divide"), who said these two extreme wings of U.S. politics have become "cultish."

...

Be smart ... Good news for third-party dreamers: Tw0-thirds of Americans (the study's "Exhausted Majority") have had it with this white fight — and yearn for something new.

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 13:29 (five years ago) link

secret of trump is he appeals to people who don’t mind journalists getting murdered

the secret of trump is he appeals to people who don't mind anyone who's not already just like them getting murdered imo

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 13:29 (five years ago) link

i fuckin' wish hard-left voices dominated democratic politics xp

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 13:30 (five years ago) link

Trump appeals to those who ever considered demonic possession from an aspirational perspective.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 13:35 (five years ago) link

Be smart ... Good news for third-party dreamers: Tw0-thirds of Americans (the study's "Exhausted Majority") have had it with this white fight — and yearn for something new.

of course! The bylines are the give away.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 13:37 (five years ago) link

let me guess, "something new" will be a business-friendly status-quo centrist party that rejects such "hard-left" ideas as a social safety net, and such "hard-right" ideas as, hrm, well, we can't really think of any that are SO bad they'd be worth making a fuss over

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 13:47 (five years ago) link

NEW:

Ivanka and her dad have been lying around the world to pump up their real estate deal sales.

A former fed prosecutor told us: "We have seen those sorts of claims form the basis for criminal cases in a number of different settings." https://t.co/EmIfq54lYy

w/ @WNYC https://t.co/Xud3Wl6SrA

— Eric Umansky (@ericuman) October 17, 2018

voodoo chili, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 13:49 (five years ago) link

another well-researched investigation into the president's finances that not a single member of congress will be asked to comment upon

voodoo chili, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 13:50 (five years ago) link

let alone act upon

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 13:52 (five years ago) link

I wonder if a string of mysteriously-disappearing GOP senators followed by Trump appearing in public wearing a series of human-skin suits while munching on femurs would prompt more than a congressional harrumph.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 13:58 (five years ago) link

Third party dreamers are also entitled white people.

Yerac, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 14:03 (five years ago) link

"something new" will be a business-friendly status-quo centrist party

The Love Song of Michael R. Bloomberg

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 14:08 (five years ago) link

lol forget what talking head i saw on TV the other day gushing about what a great pres he would be. ugh!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 14:15 (five years ago) link

Well anything would probably look better than the current one.
Just like a dream.

Do hope people are going to recognise what a low this point in history is and not repeat it.
& not trigger a deeper drop.
Hope the US bottoms out and recovers, takes the 12 steps about who gets to be a higher power and so on.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 14:22 (five years ago) link

i came here to post about this study and am delighted to find everyone already hating it

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 14:31 (five years ago) link

the hard left dominates Democratic politics, har de har har

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 14:43 (five years ago) link

Andrew Cuomo would differ

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 14:43 (five years ago) link

"It's disappointing, but it's not a Republican problem."

Mitch McConnell on deficit... "It's a bipartisan problem: the Unwillingness to address the real drivers of the debt by doing anything to adjust those demographics to the demographics of America in the future."

Ha! I wish I could do this at work.

earlnash, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 14:49 (five years ago) link

Those programs...

earlnash, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 14:49 (five years ago) link

Can someone please just build a simulation for Mitch McConnell where everyone is poor and on fire so he can experience that full body pleasure he seeks.

Yerac, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 15:07 (five years ago) link

I've been suggesting forever that people need to get GOP-ers hooked on some videogames where they can sate their sociopathic urges in a vacuum.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 15:12 (five years ago) link

The US and our allies have long murdered people without any money or power. The freakout about Jamal Khashoggi is partly a realization on the part of the upper middle class that the coming trajectory of the US empire is going to require murdering people like them too.

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) October 17, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 15:14 (five years ago) link

I always wonder exactly how good it feels to type something like that. Is it as good as an orgasm? Or is it only as good as, say, eating a single Halloween-size chocolate bar?

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 15:40 (five years ago) link

You tell me.

WmC, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 15:47 (five years ago) link

i think he’s the one projecting now, but u do u jon.

“man, once the we spread THIS message fyre festival is gonna be HUGE!”

Hunt3r, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link

the freakout about khashoggi is partly because journalists perk up when something happens to one of them but mostly because it's a really vivid and ghastly story

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 16:01 (five years ago) link

I just don't get people who spend years and years mad at what the US and the Saudis are doing, and then when other people get mad as well go 'fuck you, you're mad for the wrong reason!'. Ride the wave, push for sanctions. No kid in Yemen are going to complain that the war ended because of Khashoggi rather than because his own brother died.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link

I guess you didn't get it when Richard Pryor said in his white voice about drugs reaching the suburbs, "My God, it's an epidemic!"

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 16:20 (five years ago) link

_You're Mad for teh WRONG Reason!: A Guide to Navigating USA in the Age of Social Media_

Hunt3r, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link

This morning I appeared on @HillTVLive and the Republican pundit I was paired with touted the virtues of toxic masculinity, attacking @BetoORourke as a beta male. @KrystalBall and I called him out because silence in the face of such complete B.S. is not an option. #TXsen pic.twitter.com/ebemLX0fQR

— Jennifer Holdsworth (@HoldsworthJen) October 17, 2018

love how she calls this dude out

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link

that is ace

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 17:03 (five years ago) link

Notice how he wiggles on the hook. They can't say "He's a fag" or "a San Francisco liberal" anymore.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link

Waiting impatiently for science to figure out a way to spontaneously render infertile every dude who refers to himself as an alpha male. Dream big, scientists, you can do this.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 17:16 (five years ago) link

love dude trying to backpedal to calling Beto "millenial." Beto's 46, a whopping one year younger than Cruz.

evol j, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link

That republican pundit/Trump data dude is an author of short stories:

http://www.shorterstoriesbymatt.com/

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 17:34 (five years ago) link

yeah but see he's appealing to millennials, whereas cruz is not appealing in any capacity

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 17:37 (five years ago) link

mudfish need to mate don't they?

Stevolende, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 17:40 (five years ago) link

“He is our guest”. Yes, ladies, be polite to the nice fascists who have come on to use our platform

stet, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link

I guess you didn't get it when Richard Pryor said in his white voice about drugs reaching the suburbs, "My God, it's an epidemic!"

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), 17. oktober 2018 18:20 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Two situations. Richard Pryor being mad at white people for not caring about black people. And you being mad at everyone for not caring about Yemeni people. Do you see the difference?

Frederik B, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 17:45 (five years ago) link

Jesus, the dude in that video is about as pathetic and sad as it gets.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 17:51 (five years ago) link

this weird online taxonomy of "alpha" and "beta" might be some of the dumbest bullshit i've ever seen... that said, i gotta wonder if that little chimp in the clip above holds himself out as a reeeeal "apha" male, because bruh

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link

apparently "npc" is the new "beta lib"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 18:05 (five years ago) link

Non player character?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link

Y

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link

I thought it had been widely exoposed taht teh guy who initially came up with Alpha/beta males spent a lot of his later career trying to kill the idea. Found something out about the wolves he'd observed being very closely related which had more to do with their behaviour than what he hypothesised.
I just know i have seen the theory behind it explored several times over the last year on various things and explained why it shouldn't be believed in.

But could see the people it most appealed to wanting to fall into line with it anyway.
Alpha male just means a-hole in plain terms ddoesn't it, though supposedly with charisma. & I tend to find those who are trying to live up to it don't strike me as the most charismatic anyway. Just leaves me wondering why people put up with it and don't find teh whole thing childish for the most part.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 18:31 (five years ago) link

as Alfred said, it's that same old homophobia very thinly disguised with (pseudo)science

rob, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 18:34 (five years ago) link

apparently "npc" is the new "beta lib"

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, October 17, 2018 1:05 PM (thirty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is hilarious and revealing in ways they'd probably wish that it wasn't. Yes, please, establish your dominance over me via nerdspeak. Quaking rn.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 18:40 (five years ago) link

while you were partying, they were Studying the Blade

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link

dude is using "beta" and "newfriend", both 4ch@n slang

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link

Alpha male just means a-hole in plain terms ddoesn't it, though supposedly with charisma. & I tend to find those who are trying to live up to it don't strike me as the most charismatic anyway. Just leaves me wondering why people put up with it and don't find teh whole thing childish for the most part.

^^ my buddy definitely fits the alpha male profile, but he has lots of money - so people put up with it.

Ross, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link

the worst aspect of the whole alpha/beta mindset is that it worships dominance and diminishes the role of kindness to invisibility, whereas in a correct scale of values these positions should be reversed.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link

"NPC" maybe even more revealing than intended because it betrays the dehumanizing hierarchy that these assholes all really crave: some people have agency and are at the center of the bildungsroman or the hegelian world-historical narrative, some don't, and aren't. unsurprisingly this is also how white supremacy conceive of nonwhites and how patriarchy conceives of women.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 19:10 (five years ago) link

a bunch of orcs to be killed and looted, basically

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 19:14 (five years ago) link

Orcs are technically npc’s but more accurately just “enemies”. npc’s are more like the characters in town who say the same things over and over again because they’re not important enough for someone to write a dialogue tree.

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 19:16 (five years ago) link

whatever happened to 'red shirts'

akm, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 19:24 (five years ago) link

i just had to look up this npc thing. This is really fucking stupid; I totally believe the GOP is using it. So fetch.

Yerac, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 19:26 (five years ago) link

I thought of fetch when Fox News was pushing "demoncrats". Just too ridiculous to gain any traction. And now that's sticking, too.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 19:38 (five years ago) link

They were only NPCs will be the justification for a future school shooter.

I am using your worlds, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 19:53 (five years ago) link

ryan zinke has fired the department of the interior's acting inspector general

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 19:56 (five years ago) link

This should probably be on another thread but this idea that some people see other humans as extras without value in some people’s tiny bubble of a world view is terrifying, disgusting and says a lot about why we are so totally fucked.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 19:58 (five years ago) link

Gas prices definitely the sleeper issue for 2020 but the rest of that post ... I don’t know

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 19:59 (five years ago) link

sorry that was for another thread.

but this is for this one. good people

I’m in Coral Gables working with @martindvassolo. @NancyPelosi and @RepBarbaraLee were scheduled to campaign for @DonnaShalala and @DebbieforFL here today. About 25 protesters are standing outside, holding signs supporting Republicans and accusing Democrats of being communists. pic.twitter.com/4aStMkFwnx

— Jimena Tavel (@taveljimena) October 17, 2018


The crowd has grown. They’re striking the door to the building where the event will take place. They’re also screaming “commie” and calling the Democrats “witches.” pic.twitter.com/08ZafRtxwp

— Jimena Tavel (@taveljimena) October 17, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 20:17 (five years ago) link

also 🚨

Don Jr., Eric and Ivanka have all unfollowed Kanye West in the past few hours https://t.co/TPmsp7QN66

— Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) October 17, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link

xpost, Certain people have always seen "others" as extras without any value. It only gets shocking sometimes when people find it so easy to say it aloud.

Yerac, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 20:26 (five years ago) link

“Witches”? That word seems to have a pretty elastic definition for Trump followers. At least the “rigged witch hunt” has a high chance of success.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 20:31 (five years ago) link

impressive staying power for 'commie' as an epithet. someone needs to bring back 'copperhead' or 'hessian' imo

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 20:56 (five years ago) link

My dad called me a commie once. It was pretty hilarious. (and confusing)

Yerac, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 20:57 (five years ago) link

bring back “pinko”

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 21:12 (five years ago) link

We've already brought back the "know-nothing" movement, but we forgot to bring back its name.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link

it was one of the many things we didn't know

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 21:18 (five years ago) link

This should probably be on another thread but this idea that some people see other humans as extras without value in some people’s tiny bubble of a world view is terrifying, disgusting and says a lot about why we are so totally fucked.

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, October 17, 2018 2:58 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I would modify this myself and say that the extent to which we allow this become an acceptable means of discourse is the extent to which we're totally fucked. Sociopathy was always a thing, the extent to which its expression was tolerated or validated maybe not so much.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 21:25 (five years ago) link

Meh. Debasing yr. political opposition is as old as the hills. Hoi Polloi. Rabble. Mob. Lumpenproletariat. Ragtail and bob. Riffraff. Trash. Scum of the Earth. Redshirts. Unwashed masses. Them.

remy bean, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 21:32 (five years ago) link

i think the gleeful cruelty of current discourse is really something else on another level though, and the ease w/which you'll find people who will cheer on your cruelty.

omar little, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 21:50 (five years ago) link

otm, the cruelty is the point as per that Atlantic article

sleeve, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 21:53 (five years ago) link

fwiw, my point in bringing up hegel and making reference to patriarchy and racial supremacy theory was in part to suggest that there is nothing remotely new about people dehumanizing other people and refusing to imagine them as independent beings with agency over their own lives or politics. it was expressed, tolerated, and validated as essentially the baseline assumptions undergirding imperialism among many other forms of domination. this is important because it's not unrelated to the current moment: reactionary politics promises to turn back the clock to the "great" era when among other things it was not merely "tolerated or validated" but normative to approach the world this way.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 21:55 (five years ago) link

someone needs to bring back 'copperhead' or 'hessian' imo

Hessian never went away - it just means headbanger now.

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 21:55 (five years ago) link

Doc otm

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 21:55 (five years ago) link

nothing is new, everything must be fought again

the rhetorical move of designating groups of people as literally sub- or non-human is not new, but I'm not sure it's ever been deployed in a population with such ready access to lethal weapons

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 21:58 (five years ago) link

I refer you to the American south during slavery

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 22:00 (five years ago) link

thankfully no ar-15s back then but yes i guess you're right. we could also say "they didn't have 4chan" but i imagine white landowners and those invested in their success had their own "social networks" that were as pernicious and gameable

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 22:13 (five years ago) link

I think they were called cotillions or country clubs or somesuch

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 22:14 (five years ago) link


Jesus, the dude in that video is about as pathetic and sad as it gets.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 17:51 (three hours ago) Permalink

That "beta male" guy on the talk show really depressed me. His comments are like a mise-en-abime of cynicism. First of all, the whole glib tone of the show (and many others besides) is already a horror—treating politics like this game, in which most of the people speaking don't even much care what they're saying, and in which the substance of policy and its effects is completely forgotten.
Second, the very basis of his comment--the "beta male" thing--not only is predicated on a ridiculous, grotesque (as the woman put it, "gross") idea about human behavior that I doubt he himself even believes .
Third, the guy can't even articulate what the hell he means in applying this idea to O'Rourke, and when pushed even slightly just stammers a bunch of 4chan memes and empty clichés.
It's like, in order to even get from wherever this guy is talking from, to somewhere that is actually meaningful and considers politics in terms of the lives of constituents and how they might be helped, you have to wade through numerous levels of absolute disingneuous bullshit, such that even contemplating it makes me exhausted. Kudos to the second woman for trying to call him out, and a pox on the host for charging in with the "civility" penalty flag.
In sum, "beta male" guy needs to stick his head in a Vitamix and turn it up to top speed.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 22:30 (five years ago) link

https://www.yahoo.com/news/republican-narrow-lead-tennessee-u-senate-race-poll-104107134.html

looks to me like what's gonna happen in the Senate is maybe the Dems lose Heitkamp but pick up Heller, with the rest being a wash/status quo

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 22:38 (five years ago) link

Beto isnt polling worse than trump was before the election. Maybe he is but I am not a numbers guy. I still believe.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 22:41 (five years ago) link

Beto becomes a bad pun in certain hands , particularly if you miss spell it.

Is that where the idea came from?

Doh I'm republican don't know the difference between an o or an a

Stevolende, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 22:42 (five years ago) link

xp you mean Rosen? I hope Jackie Rosen beats Dean Heller and I hope Kyrsten Sinema beats Martha McSally , but not so sure about either anymore

Dan S, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link

it would also be really nice if Phil Bredesen beat Marsha Blackburn

Dan S, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 22:44 (five years ago) link

The beta/alpha/cuck stuff is the most disgusting discourse i’ve ever seen.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 22:45 (five years ago) link

ever?

wait a few days

princess of hell (BradNelson), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 22:51 (five years ago) link

ah right sorry I meant Rosen.

Sinema is polling ahead of McSally last time I checked.

Bredesen is behind though.

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 22:51 (five years ago) link

Heller's barely ahead of Rosen. swap out Heller for Sinema in my original post

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link

I know it's not that likely but I'm still hoping for a wave that sweeps Sinema, Rosen, Bredesen and O'Rourke into office and that holds the seats occupied by Heitkamp, McCaskill, Donnelly, Manchin and Nelson

Dan S, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 23:02 (five years ago) link

I’m just bracing for the GOP to hold the House by one seat, no way I’m letting my hopes get higher.

JoeStork, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 23:05 (five years ago) link

that doesn't look very likely

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 23:06 (five years ago) link

they are being massively outspent by the Dems

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 23:07 (five years ago) link

I feel certain the house is a done deal. Dems may pick up one in the Senate or not. Beto winning would be a miracle, but I'm optimistic he'll push some close down ballot races over the top.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 23:09 (five years ago) link

w any luck McConnell will keep fucking up and putting his flipper in his blobfishmouth https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/mcconnell-gop-may-take-another-shot-at-repealing-obamacare-after-the-midterms/2018/10/17/7a0e7c70-d23c-11e8-8c22-fa2ef74bd6d6_story.html?utm_term=.190cd3ef7750

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 23:09 (five years ago) link

Beto isnt polling worse than trump was before the election. Maybe he is but I am not a numbers guy. I still believe.


too bad there's no Texas electoral college

iatee, Thursday, 18 October 2018 01:12 (five years ago) link

I feel certain the house is a done deal.

HRC was a *lock* in 2016.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 18 October 2018 01:19 (five years ago) link

She had worse odds than Barack going into election day on 538

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 October 2018 01:29 (five years ago) link

That wasn't the mainstream opinion though. Heck, I've even seen her winning celebration video*.
* not really relevant but who on earth would I brag about this to otherwise?

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 18 October 2018 01:34 (five years ago) link

barack in 08 or 12? xp

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 18 October 2018 01:36 (five years ago) link

lads

mookieproof, Thursday, 18 October 2018 01:44 (five years ago) link

12.

Yknow jinxes aren't real folx rite

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 October 2018 01:44 (five years ago) link

Yeah, there is still a statistical chance dems won't win the house, but its lower than Trump's odds of beating Hillary. And I think momentum is very much on the Democrats side.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 18 October 2018 01:54 (five years ago) link

Beto basically needs to mobilize a huge # of voters who either haven't voted before and/or haven't been been reached by the national pollsters (read: Millennials) and hope that cancels out any GOP galvanization.

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 18 October 2018 01:54 (five years ago) link

Or I guess I mean enthusiasm

xp to meeeeee

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 18 October 2018 01:55 (five years ago) link

Beto needs a significant change in the direction of his race to have any kind of real chance.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 18 October 2018 01:57 (five years ago) link

It really doesn't look good for him

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 18 October 2018 01:58 (five years ago) link

Admittedly I'm in Austin, but there's definitely an energy around his campaign that I've never seen here before.

ryan, Thursday, 18 October 2018 02:00 (five years ago) link

i don't think polls can tell you who is actually gonna show up. cruz is relying on people being afraid of liberals, socialists, and illegal aliens. that was his message in the debates -- a negative one, against beto. he knows that he himself is not an attractive character, which seems like a weakness.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 18 October 2018 02:15 (five years ago) link

there are such things as upset victories. they do happen. it's probably not good for me, personally, to count on too many of them happening all at once, or any of them really. but i've been wanting to skip ahead to november 2018 ever since november 2016 and i'm feeling that anxiety now more than ever.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 18 October 2018 02:21 (five years ago) link

personally I think we've gone so far down the toilet that it will be a generation before we wind some of this crap back if ever

akm, Thursday, 18 October 2018 05:41 (five years ago) link

good mourning!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 October 2018 11:51 (five years ago) link

Is Beta O'rourke a mispelling turned into a cognitive fart.

& is it now a GOP meme or just down to that eejit on the panel show.

Stevolende, Thursday, 18 October 2018 11:59 (five years ago) link

The NYT's political reporting continues to impress me:

Mr. Gillum’s admirers see in him a hybrid of Bernie Sanders and Barack Obama — an authentic progressive who supports higher corporate taxes and greater gun control, calls for the impeachment of President Trump and Medicare-for-all, and can inspire young and minority voters in a state that last elected a Democratic governor in 1994. And in recent days, he has been ubiquitous, in his city and on television, as he managed the fallout from Hurricane Michael, at one point commandeering a chain saw himself to help clear tree debris.

Yet an examination of Mr. Gillum’s record lays bare the central contradiction of his political life: Self-styled as an activist-minded populist, with a lunch-pail upbringing in south Miami-Dade County, he is also an avatar of the capital city he runs — a town powered by ambition, horse-trading and alliances with well-placed power players.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 October 2018 12:25 (five years ago) link

you call yourself progressive AND YET you live in a town

checkmate mr gillum

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 18 October 2018 12:27 (five years ago) link

Political reporters are the dumbest fucking people on the planet.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 October 2018 12:31 (five years ago) link

remember when these idiots kept referring to Trump as a "blue-collar billionaire"

frogbs, Thursday, 18 October 2018 13:13 (five years ago) link

So much for the Senate truce on judges. ⁦@brianefallon⁩ tells me Dems got rolled. “They didn’t just get stuffed in a locker; they had their lunch money taken.” https://t.co/BND1HWwCvh

— Sheryl Gay Stolberg (@SherylNYT) October 17, 2018

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, 18 October 2018 14:34 (five years ago) link

who could've possibly thought the gop couldn't be held to their word etc

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 18 October 2018 14:38 (five years ago) link

Schuuuuuumer

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Thursday, 18 October 2018 14:44 (five years ago) link

I dunno, Mr. Scorpion still seems like a chill dude who just wants to get across the river to me.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 October 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link

exclusive live feed from chuck schumer's office

http://cdn.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/sideshow-bob-rakes.gif

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 18 October 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link

enh fuckit you can work it out from the url

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 18 October 2018 14:47 (five years ago) link

Schmuck is such a clueless wimp, but the voters never make him accountable, so it's a career

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 October 2018 14:52 (five years ago) link

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2018/10/lefts-trump-sized-tax-plans/573328/

gotta admit i'm here for this

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 18 October 2018 15:04 (five years ago) link

I am really annoyed that as notoriously and universally an unlikable dude as Ted Cruz is, that people not related to him by blood would vote for him en masse. We are so doomed.

Yerac, Thursday, 18 October 2018 15:08 (five years ago) link

Schumer isn't going to be a vote destroyer is he?
Keep hoping he's just going to be relegated to a point where he can do less harm.
& hope that news of this is going to get people incensed enough to try to change things.
NOt sure what tenure of a circuit court judge is.

Stevolende, Thursday, 18 October 2018 15:09 (five years ago) link

I am really annoyed that as notoriously and universally an unlikable dude as Ted Cruz is, that people not related to him by blood would vote for him en masse.

I think it might make Republicans happier to vote for someone like Cruz, because since they're voting Republican to affirm their self-image as loyal Republicans, him being a repellent shitbag just lets them feel prouder that they still turned up and supported the party.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 18 October 2018 15:55 (five years ago) link

It is the party of repellent shitbags, after all

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 18 October 2018 16:26 (five years ago) link

he is also an avatar of the capital city he runs -- a city notorious for its lassie with the classy chassis

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 18 October 2018 17:03 (five years ago) link

#Break: The NYT election needle is coming back, baby! https://t.co/Fc5IsTZZCd pic.twitter.com/suhmdav6yb

— David Uberti (@DavidUberti) October 18, 2018

flappy bird, Thursday, 18 October 2018 17:29 (five years ago) link

that election night 2016 thread was something right

flappy bird, Thursday, 18 October 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link

we all collectively shat our intestines out

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 18 October 2018 17:33 (five years ago) link

i think that maybe the new york times deserves to fail

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 18 October 2018 17:36 (five years ago) link

i heard it is failing actually (citation needed)

flappy bird, Thursday, 18 October 2018 17:37 (five years ago) link

shakey called us all a bunch of "nervous nellies" on that thread iirc :(

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 18 October 2018 18:10 (five years ago) link

Feel like I've posted this a few times before, but the NYT data team was actually far more accurate (and much earlier) in how grim the real-time results were than 538 (who had Clinton ahead until like 10pm).

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 18 October 2018 18:10 (five years ago) link

changed my irl name to nellie after that

Hunt3r, Thursday, 18 October 2018 18:11 (five years ago) link

shakey called us all a bunch of "nervous nellies" on that thread iirc :(

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, October 18, 2018 11:10 AM (six seconds ago)

lollll.... "wgaf you nervous nellies"

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 18 October 2018 18:11 (five years ago) link

good times

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 October 2018 18:18 (five years ago) link

we were all Patriots fans that day and Donald Trump was Eli Manning

frogbs, Thursday, 18 October 2018 18:21 (five years ago) link

Still can't believe u led us astray like that, shakey. Shaaaaame.

(Please ignore the fact that I was just as vocal about Turnip's assured defeat.)

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 October 2018 18:22 (five years ago) link

tbf after that one misstep I have been 100% correct in every single one of my predictions, so never fear!

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 October 2018 18:23 (five years ago) link

yeah I remember that "nervous nellies" post & also iirc it was your last post for like 2 days lol

flappy bird, Thursday, 18 October 2018 18:24 (five years ago) link

yup I don't think I was alone in being incapacitated with anxiety following that election result

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 October 2018 18:27 (five years ago) link

man really disappointing that outic single handedly is responsible for the election of trump smh

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 18 October 2018 18:28 (five years ago) link

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 October 2018 18:30 (five years ago) link

at least we can say we were there to read the post that ruined everything

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 18 October 2018 18:31 (five years ago) link

Don't worry, guys, my faith in the electorate was completely shattered that night. If someone suggests that ALF might be our next president, I will silently accept the possibility/likelihood.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 October 2018 18:32 (five years ago) link

the nation's cat population trembles in fear

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 October 2018 18:33 (five years ago) link

lmao

21st savagery fox (m bison), Thursday, 18 October 2018 18:33 (five years ago) link

sure easy to laugh when you're a bison

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 18 October 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link

2020: it’s trump’s way or the shumway

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 18 October 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link

would prefer ALF to Trump. Immigrant, speaks in complete sentences, likes to party.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 October 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link

yeah, but he rarely takes a stand for anything

Karl Malone, Thursday, 18 October 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link

i guess he stands up during the opening theme

Karl Malone, Thursday, 18 October 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link

yup I don't think I was alone in being incapacitated with anxiety following that election result

let me just say I learned a lot about my co-workers the day after that. half the people look like they hadn't slept, the other half had this real guilty look on their face

also was fun to go to Wal Mart the next night and seeing a few Hispanic couples staring daggers through me. I wanted to yell, "no, I'm one of the good ones, I swear!!!"

frogbs, Thursday, 18 October 2018 19:22 (five years ago) link

Scoop: John Kelly and John Bolton engaged in a profanity-laced argument outside the Oval Office today, I'm told. The shouting match was so intense others worried one of the two men might immediately resign. Neither is resigning, I'm told.

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) October 18, 2018

countdown to the vanity fair article on how the tension in the west wing white house is rising, becoming "unhinged", senior aides say

Karl Malone, Thursday, 18 October 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link

I was living in france during the election and every time I spoke, and sounded obviously american, people looked at me with sympathy. I was prepared for 45 being elected after seeing the brexit vote.

Yerac, Thursday, 18 October 2018 19:27 (five years ago) link

John Bolton will never resign. He will never be this close to power again in his lifetime and he sees Trump as his golden ticket to historical relevance.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 18 October 2018 19:28 (five years ago) link

Things are becoming strained in the White House, unnamed sources claiming Trump is increasingly paranoid, ranting and raving like a madman. I think he's about to finally become president, guys. Tick, tick...

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 October 2018 19:29 (five years ago) link

he sounds....particularly unhinged in this interview

frogbs, Thursday, 18 October 2018 19:30 (five years ago) link

Rick Wilson has been preparing this dump for a year and a half

Karl Malone, Thursday, 18 October 2018 19:31 (five years ago) link

the man who couldn't stop dumping

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 October 2018 19:34 (five years ago) link

The naive passionate redditor sentiment I hate the most is "Grab the popcorn Mueller's closing in and Trump knows 'he's done'"

Evan, Thursday, 18 October 2018 19:34 (five years ago) link

Show still of any trump footage where he looks sort of gassy and pouty to go along with it

Evan, Thursday, 18 October 2018 19:36 (five years ago) link

Harris proposes middle class tax cut, financed by repealing stupid GOP plan

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/10/18/kamala-harris-tax-break-913131

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 October 2018 19:37 (five years ago) link

hoos posted about this earlier today, i think

i'm glad she's proposing it (and that others are thinking along the same lines, like sherrod brown). but it's tough not to think about the fact that it would never, ever pass the senate. unless the rapture is real and all the evangelicals fuck off for good and somehow democrats pick up 17 seats in 2020. still, it would be a nice idea for a democrat presidential nominee to campaign on policies that their supporters actually want, rather than starting with a compromise

Karl Malone, Thursday, 18 October 2018 19:41 (five years ago) link

this is a policy proposal to win an election, not a bill that has any chance of passage in the near future

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 October 2018 19:42 (five years ago) link

this is a policy proposal to win an election

Cool by me.

WmC, Thursday, 18 October 2018 20:00 (five years ago) link

this isn't even a dog whistle

it's just "look at these people that aren't white and aren't speaking english"

Can you believe this, and what Democrats are allowing to be done to our Country? pic.twitter.com/4aDpASkjIU

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 18, 2018

Karl Malone, Thursday, 18 October 2018 20:16 (five years ago) link

Where even is this? There is no context at all.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 18 October 2018 20:32 (five years ago) link

according to one of the krassensteins (lol) it's people traveling from central america to mexico.

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 18 October 2018 20:33 (five years ago) link

Its technically Gautemala. Nobody has any idea wtf is happening tho. You'd think the president could use his powers of allegedly running the government to figure out what is.. I guess its safer to just assume its a leftist plot financed by the international jew.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 18 October 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link

the international jew? I love that guy! I'll ping him and see what's up

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 October 2018 20:38 (five years ago) link

raise the (((SOROS))) symbol

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 18 October 2018 20:40 (five years ago) link

tbf I didn't even make this up.. this is where the video first surfaced

BREAKING: Footage in Honduras giving cash 2 women & children 2 join the caravan & storm the US border @ election time. Soros? US-backed NGOs? Time to investigate the source! pic.twitter.com/5pEByiGkkN

— Rep. Matt Gaetz (@RepMattGaetz) October 17, 2018

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 18 October 2018 20:41 (five years ago) link

It is footage of a 4,000 person (?) migrant caravan originating from Honduras that is currently in Guatemala near the Honduras/Guatemala border.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-immigration-caravan/more-honduran-migrants-seek-to-join-u-s-bound-group-in-guatemala-idUSKCN1MR2SQ

Can't quite figure the logistics of 4,000 people marching 1400 miles to the border in Texas (or 2300 miles to AZ, or 2600 miles to CA). Right wingers are claiming that the whole operation is Soros-funded of course.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 18 October 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link

For perspective, this is (at it's shortest route) claiming these folks are marching on foot the same distance as Dallas to NYC.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 18 October 2018 20:48 (five years ago) link

do we know that Beto didn't fund this with all of that extra campaign cash he has?

i don't know that's what i heard
yeah i heard that too
soros was involved too
yes he was, that's what i heard

Karl Malone, Thursday, 18 October 2018 20:49 (five years ago) link

everyone knows guatemala and honduras is run by the democrat party. this is their fault.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 18 October 2018 20:49 (five years ago) link

Guatemala > Flowers of Guatemala > REM > Rock the vote > Clinton Inauguration > Hillary > Soros

Yerac, Thursday, 18 October 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link

whoa

mookieproof, Thursday, 18 October 2018 20:54 (five years ago) link

the scales have lifted

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 October 2018 20:55 (five years ago) link

I didn’t believe it at first, but it checks out: every entity in that chain involves money

Karl Malone, Thursday, 18 October 2018 21:05 (five years ago) link

This is a real radio ad currently running in Arkansas in support of Republican Congressman French Hill on radio stations targeted to the African American community. I don't even have words to describe it. pic.twitter.com/vpzt1nGPlc

— (((Ben Tribbett))) (@notlarrysabato) October 18, 2018

mookieproof, Thursday, 18 October 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link

man... that is rough

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 18 October 2018 21:12 (five years ago) link

fucking christ

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 18 October 2018 21:15 (five years ago) link

really checks all the boxes, doesn't it

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 October 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link

Curious about how many black Americans belong to Black Americans for the President's Agenda.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 18 October 2018 21:25 (five years ago) link

missed a chance to throw in a random reference to Chicago there

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 18 October 2018 21:26 (five years ago) link

from the bloomberg article about the dumb bolton/kelly fight discussed above:

Trump has lately expressed fury about a large group of migrants who are traveling from Honduras toward the U.S. border. He vowed Thursday to deploy the military and shut down the Mexican border unless the migrants are turned back.

didn't realize he had "vowed" this. maybe he's hoping to manufacture a crisis just before the election? probably just blowing smoke

Karl Malone, Thursday, 18 October 2018 21:48 (five years ago) link

He should personally shut down the border. Just suit up and march back and forth, with a gun over his shoulder.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 18 October 2018 22:09 (five years ago) link

they stole that idea from Rod Blagojovich!!! holy shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OqHhoF1XAM

frogbs, Thursday, 18 October 2018 22:13 (five years ago) link

democrats should spend more energy reminding people that the trump organization (apparently) only turns a profit by defrauding investors. also, the tax story shouldn't be framed as being about how him inheriting that 400 million, because he didn't. he stole about half of it from the US government through tax fraud.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 19 October 2018 01:28 (five years ago) link

he's not a "businessman"

Trϵϵship, Friday, 19 October 2018 01:28 (five years ago) link

he's a business man

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 October 2018 01:30 (five years ago) link

let him handle his business damn

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 October 2018 01:30 (five years ago) link

Trump praises Gianforte for attacking a Guardian reporter as the world reels from Jamal Khashoggi’s murder. The Capital Gazette shooting was four months ago. https://t.co/JgFEX9kT7X

— dell cameron (@dellcam) October 19, 2018

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 October 2018 01:31 (five years ago) link

he's not though. not that i have any love for real estate billionaires, but he isn't even that. he's like a madoff type character.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 19 October 2018 01:31 (five years ago) link

democrats should spend more energy reminding people that the trump organization (apparently) only turns a profit by defrauding investors. also, the tax story shouldn't be framed as being about how him inheriting that 400 million, because he didn't. he stole about half of it from the US government through tax fraud.

we are well past the point where any of this really matters

mookieproof, Friday, 19 October 2018 01:45 (five years ago) link

2020's comin up and the democrats shouldn't water it down. the takeaway from that times tax story wasn't that he inherited a bunch of money and thus was not "self-made." it's that he was a criminal from the start. and his entire business career was based on swindling people.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 19 October 2018 01:50 (five years ago) link

it really doesn’t matter as long as he keeps trolling libs

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 19 October 2018 02:00 (five years ago) link

no one who voted for him cares and 75% of them would do the same given the opportunity

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 19 October 2018 02:01 (five years ago) link

no one who voted for him cares and 75% of them would do the same given the opportunity

This is true, and who cares? The point isn't to convert Trump voters. They're ~30% of the electorate and will stay that way as long as there's a Trump (or a Steve King, probably, in 2024) to vote for. The point is to convince other people, who have not previously voted, to vote against Trump or against whatever Republican is running.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 19 October 2018 02:13 (five years ago) link

"That makes me smart!"

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Friday, 19 October 2018 02:18 (five years ago) link

i didn't say that democrats should advertise that trump is literal criminal because it will make the scales fall from his most avid supporters' eyes. it could also inspire the apathetic, or the people who unthinkingly vote republican cuz their family does, and whatever

Trϵϵship, Friday, 19 October 2018 02:18 (five years ago) link

Or maybe just talk about literally anything else. I don't know what you could possibly say about Trump at this point to someone who isn't already convinced that he's among the worst humans currently living.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 October 2018 02:25 (five years ago) link

The point is to convince other people, who have not previously voted, to vote against Trump or against whatever Republican is running.

― grawlix (unperson), Thursday, October 18, 2018

"actually guys, trump is not really a self-made man" is def the missing piece that will get people to the polls, because nobody knew that in 2016

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 19 October 2018 03:01 (five years ago) link

aka Old Lunch otm

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 19 October 2018 03:02 (five years ago) link

i was saying not to frame it that way but fine

Trϵϵship, Friday, 19 October 2018 03:02 (five years ago) link

I don't know what you could possibly say about Trump at this point to someone who isn't already convinced that he's among the worst humans currently living.

This misses the point that a very large portion of the US electorate pays only the tiniest fraction of their attention to politics. You have to pound them with the same information over and over for it to penetrate. That's what the Republican disinformation apparatus does - and after the 18th or 26th repetition, it becomes a fact, whether it is true or not.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 19 October 2018 03:05 (five years ago) link

Congressional Dems don't have the antiestablishment bona fides to claim a moral high ground on corruption. They'll make the attack and Trump will give them a stupid nickname and makena false equivalency and say something freshly racist about Maxine Waters because he has a walnut brain and that narrative Gambit will land hollow

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 October 2018 03:06 (five years ago) link

idk. if i was running in 2020, and i still might, i would try to link the trump organization with the word "fraud" in everyone's minds

Trϵϵship, Friday, 19 October 2018 03:09 (five years ago) link

I think movements ought to be doing that--I don't think the broad public trusts any given sitting Dem to have a clean nose, distrust being historically high.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 October 2018 03:12 (five years ago) link

if dems were all doing cocaine they would somehow be more likeable -- not something you can say about anyone else

macropuente (map), Friday, 19 October 2018 03:56 (five years ago) link

To what extent have would-be new voters already written off the future, is my question

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Friday, 19 October 2018 04:03 (five years ago) link

if i was running in 2020, and i still might, i would try to link the trump organization with the word "fraud" in everyone's minds

Donfraud J Trump?

On second thought, American J Public might mistake that for a pun on Frau.

Is Guardians of the Galaxy worse than it used to be? (Leee), Friday, 19 October 2018 04:40 (five years ago) link

idk. if i was running in 2020, and i still might, i would try to link the trump organization with the word "fraud" in everyone's minds

They already tried that - remember the ads with all the contractors Trump defrauded on his properties?
Didn't work.

louise ck (milo z), Friday, 19 October 2018 04:45 (five years ago) link

painting trump as a "fraud" wouldn't work in that context because a lot of people would a) do the same b) respect someone else who successfully gamed the system. someone else said that, years ago, I forget where I read it. I agree with it, anyway it would be better to run on literally anything else like someone said upthread. the tax stuff is SO boring

flappy bird, Friday, 19 October 2018 04:46 (five years ago) link

You have to pound them with the same information over and over for it to penetrate.

i've been there, just not with information

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 October 2018 05:41 (five years ago) link

anyway congrats to NYT, WaPo, MSNBC etc for legitimizing obvious MBS front group Arabia Foundation by treating it as independent & not disclosing it was regime PR. Im sure this will cause them all to reflect on the role “think tanks” play in shaping option https://t.co/T07Gx95eKn

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) October 19, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 October 2018 06:02 (five years ago) link

The problem with trying to tell the truth about Trump is the existence of the concept of Fake News. So everything revealed can be ascribed to being part of that by a true believer.
So wonder what it takes to get the wool removed from their eyes. Are even eventual immediate physical consequences going to be enough or are they going to be put down to other reasons than what would hopefully be the recognisable cause.

Stevolende, Friday, 19 October 2018 06:18 (five years ago) link

The 'truth' about Trump is irrelevant. Making any campaign about Trump is a mistake. Give people something to vote FOR instead

anvil, Friday, 19 October 2018 06:29 (five years ago) link

Trump is a mirror

anvil, Friday, 19 October 2018 06:30 (five years ago) link

if i was running in 2020, and i still might, i would try to link the trump organization with the word "fraud" in everyone's minds

you should already be running and have your fraudpaign well under way by now

My Gig: The Thin Beast (sic), Friday, 19 October 2018 08:18 (five years ago) link

Trump is a world class striker, but a wrestler beats a striker every time.

No good putting up more strikers and playing to Trumps strengths

anvil, Friday, 19 October 2018 08:30 (five years ago) link

Trump is a mirror

Reflect what you are

(I'm Always Touched by Your) Presence, Beer (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 19 October 2018 09:55 (five years ago) link

Trump is a world class striker, but a wrestler beats a striker every time.

john cena vs lionel messi FITE

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 October 2018 10:01 (five years ago) link

Ha! I was thinking more conor vs khabib. Trump lands punches so dont play on his terrain, dont get tricked into playing the game where he wants it. Focusing on 'fraud' as the main thrust of a campaign seems hugely the wrong way to go. Making Trump the focus of the campaign seems the wrong way to go. He already is, get some other strings to the bow. "trump is a bad man" as an approach isn't a good strategy

anvil, Friday, 19 October 2018 10:29 (five years ago) link

Just pick a good strong candidate that sticks to their own game and doesn't get tricked into going where Trump wants. Warren got played so badly its laughable. Who doesn't get played by Trump? Pick that guy

anvil, Friday, 19 October 2018 10:36 (five years ago) link

Admittedly its a problem that 'that guy' is Putin

anvil, Friday, 19 October 2018 10:36 (five years ago) link

That guy was Hillary Clinton, just saying.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 19 October 2018 10:50 (five years ago) link

That guy was Hillary Clinton, just saying.

might have been if trained better, but missed vital training camps in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania. Overall vote game was good, but struggled with electoral college

anvil, Friday, 19 October 2018 10:53 (five years ago) link

Nikki Haley reminding me of Julia Louis Dreyfus with her little comedy set. Why is every single republican such trash.

Yerac, Friday, 19 October 2018 11:10 (five years ago) link

because you have to be trash to still be onboard with the gop

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 October 2018 11:14 (five years ago) link

good mourning!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 October 2018 11:16 (five years ago) link

I would love to be the producer/director of effective, anti-Trump campaign ads.
So. Many. Good. Ideas

He said captain, I said wot (FlopsyDuck), Friday, 19 October 2018 11:47 (five years ago) link

Just show footage of kids watching Trump at his worst. There's no way he'd ever be elected after that.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 October 2018 12:07 (five years ago) link

if there's one thing trump voters care about, it's the welfare of children

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 October 2018 12:16 (five years ago) link

pure bliss. happy sunday, friends pic.twitter.com/QiLii4p1gS

— Dave (@dgen912) May 27, 2018

simply amazing

frogbs, Friday, 19 October 2018 13:53 (five years ago) link

That dave, looks scarily like...

Mark G, Friday, 19 October 2018 14:32 (five years ago) link

DONALD TRUMP: the sun. It's very small. America's bigger, folks. I love it

MAGGIE HABERMAN: While to us reality appears ineluctable, the president doggedly commits to a different course: one less grounded in veracity, but compelling to his followers and frustrating for opponents

— John Miguel McCauley (@Mickey_McCauley) October 19, 2018

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Friday, 19 October 2018 14:57 (five years ago) link

Holy Shit, I just saw Beto doing an Attack Ad on TV!

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 19 October 2018 15:01 (five years ago) link

Parole in libertà.

xp

pomenitul, Friday, 19 October 2018 15:03 (five years ago) link

The Washington Post reports:

Hard-line Republicans and conservative commentators are mounting a whispering campaign against Jamal Khashoggi that is designed to protect President Trump from criticism of his handling of the dissident journalist’s alleged murder by operatives of Saudi Arabia — and support Trump’s continued aversion to a forceful response to the oil-rich desert kingdom.

In recent days, a cadre of conservative House Republicans allied with Trump has been privately exchanging articles from right-wing outlets that fuel suspicion of Khashoggi, highlighting his association with the Muslim Brotherhood in his youth and raising conspiratorial questions about his work decades ago as an embedded reporter covering Osama bin Laden, according to four GOP officials involved in the discussions who were not authorized to speak publicly.

“Khashoggi was tied to the Muslim Brotherhood,” Fox News anchor Harris Faulkner asserted on Thursday’s highly rated “Outnumbered” show. “I just put it out there because it is in the constellation of things that are being talked about.” Faulkner then dismissed another guest who called her claim “iffy.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/conservatives-mount-a-whisper-campaign-smearing-khashoggi-in-defense-of-trump/2018/10/18/feb92bd0-d306-11e8-b2d2-f397227b43f0_story.html

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 October 2018 15:03 (five years ago) link

What was he wearing? Yanno, maybe he was asking for it.

(I'm Always Touched by Your) Presence, Beer (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 19 October 2018 15:09 (five years ago) link

ace priorities:

Chuck Schumer, on MoJoe now: “I think there’s too much political correctness in this country.”

— Josh Kraushaar (@HotlineJosh) October 19, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 October 2018 15:35 (five years ago) link

Tom Perez had a decent slogan: "When they go low, we go vote."

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 October 2018 15:36 (five years ago) link

When they go low, we go, "Aww, man."

President Keyes, Friday, 19 October 2018 15:38 (five years ago) link

When they go low, we get polysyllabic.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 October 2018 15:52 (five years ago) link

Holder's line was better.

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Friday, 19 October 2018 15:54 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHSK71l7lbk

Οὖτις, Friday, 19 October 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link

has been privately exchanging articles from right-wing outlets

which is different from other weeks how

j., Friday, 19 October 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link

this time they’re looking for an excuse to dismiss the live vivisection of a journalist

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 October 2018 16:24 (five years ago) link

well. a former colleague of mine who i only ever saw behave as a tactically brilliant charlatan has gone and done this:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2018/10/19/donald-trump-resistance-leader-resigns-build-better-world-column/1589126002/?fbclid=IwAR2DZN_6eTqLNvnh2IG1uduaT4NrPP7JduFHphgd7WO-LabCdiS0jTZPsO0

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 October 2018 16:29 (five years ago) link

So my advice to those still in the political trenches is to take a step back and start building up something more people can get behind, because America needs a positive vision of the future now more than ever.

Please consider this my official resignation from the resistance, effective immediately. My current plan is to put on a hard hat and head back to Nipah to help build homes. After that, I look forward to helping people who have experienced trauma to rebuild their lives, which requires us to create a mental health care system where everyone has access regardless of insurance status.

I hope Americans of all political persuasions will join this construction crew, because whether you like it or not, building the future is something we always do together.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 October 2018 16:29 (five years ago) link

the resistance lost its leader?

President Keyes, Friday, 19 October 2018 16:31 (five years ago) link

oh noes whatever shall we do without him

Οὖτις, Friday, 19 October 2018 16:38 (five years ago) link

WHCA Statement on President’s Remarks in Montana pic.twitter.com/vOwn6riBES

— WHCA (@whca) October 19, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 October 2018 16:43 (five years ago) link

let's see ol Donny Trump wriggle out of this scolding

omar little, Friday, 19 October 2018 16:46 (five years ago) link

I confess my first thought at the Knox tweet is that I hope Trump retaliates by barring all mainstream news outlets from the WH with the unintended effect of forcing them to quit playing nice with him.

WmC, Friday, 19 October 2018 16:51 (five years ago) link

we should recoil, never shrug

go hire christian yelich to write your statements. what a bunch of pus . . . hovers

mookieproof, Friday, 19 October 2018 17:19 (five years ago) link

this time they’re looking for an excuse to dismiss way to capitalize politically on the live vivisection of a journalist

(I'm Always Touched by Your) Presence, Beer (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 19 October 2018 17:19 (five years ago) link

cruz started 9th grade at 15?

President Keyes, Friday, 19 October 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link

hmm let's see...born Dec. 1970, started 9th grade fall of 1984--at 13. Good journalism there, guys.

President Keyes, Friday, 19 October 2018 18:43 (five years ago) link

He's from Canada, so they thought he was a little slow, eh.

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 19 October 2018 18:43 (five years ago) link

we're phone- banking for Beto on Monday

Miguel is making brisket, feel free to stop by

gbx, Friday, 19 October 2018 19:45 (five years ago) link

ask Miguel to leave the shirt at home while cooking the brisket

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 October 2018 19:54 (five years ago) link

Xp well it's his house so

gbx, Friday, 19 October 2018 19:57 (five years ago) link

We clearly need to start making the 'tsk tsk' finger much more emphatically in Russia's direction. And I don't think it's out of line to suggest that we furrow our brows even more deeply.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 October 2018 19:59 (five years ago) link

If we're lucky maybe we'll get another one of these faces!

https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/CHKiKaJUgAA1pBH.png

Evan, Friday, 19 October 2018 20:10 (five years ago) link

Short-term lease: In interview, Nancy Pelosi says she she's herself as "transitional figure" if Democrats win back House and make her speaker again. “I have things to do. Books to write, places to go...: https://t.co/WjGSfmtYoj

— Mark Z. Barabak (@markzbarabak) October 19, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 19 October 2018 20:19 (five years ago) link

would kick it with Nancy and a bottle of white wine tbh

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 October 2018 20:26 (five years ago) link

Oh man yeah

Οὖτις, Friday, 19 October 2018 20:34 (five years ago) link

Pelosi has quietly been grooming potential successors, among them Rep. Adam Schiff of Burbank, and though she said she would be delighted to hand the speaker’s gavel to another woman — “Oh, yeah!” she exclaimed — she has no plans to try to force a choice.

“Whoever is next is not up to me,” she said. “If I were saying, ‘I want so-and-so to be my successor,’ that’s not right.”

Hadn't occurred to me before but Schiff seems like a not-bad choice. Younger, decent public profile. Dunno how he is at vote-counting, which is what really matters.

Οὖτις, Friday, 19 October 2018 20:44 (five years ago) link

Looks a lot like Andy Kaufman .
has seemed pretty good on pretty much every appearance I've seen by him.

Stevolende, Friday, 19 October 2018 21:08 (five years ago) link

the congressional campaigns of Antonio Delgado (NY 19) and Abigail Spanberger (VA 07) have been inspiring I think

Dan S, Friday, 19 October 2018 21:55 (five years ago) link

way to fuck it up, Bredesen:

Inside the Blackburn surge in Tennessee: Rep. Marsha Blackburn, the GOP Senate candidate in Tennessee, has argued for months that her opponent, former Gov. Phil Bredesen, is a Democrat and would vote that way, something he says his record belies, reports Yahoo News National Correspondent Holly Bailey. And she has sought to tie him to Hillary Clinton and to unpopular party leaders like Chuck Schumer, the Senate minority leader who helped recruit him for the race.

But the contentious battle over Brett Kavanaugh’s nomination to the Supreme Court appears to have given her campaign new life. A New York Times/Siena College poll last week had her up 14 points among likely voters, a dramatic shift after spending much of the summer in an average 50-50 tie with Bredesen.

Part of the shift is a turnaround with women. Before the Kavanaugh vote, Bredesen led Blackburn by an average 10 points among likely women voters, but the NYT/Siena poll found the congressman with a 3-point edge — a result still within the survey’s margin of error but a trend that has Bredesen supporters worried. The former governor was attacked by Blackburn for taking weeks to say whether he would support Kavanaugh’s nomination. And when Bredesen ultimately did say he would have voted for Kavanaugh, he appears to have angered some of his own supporters.

Οὖτις, Friday, 19 October 2018 22:15 (five years ago) link

I just got a phone call from Russia. They must have forgot to spoof their number.

He said captain, I said wot (FlopsyDuck), Friday, 19 October 2018 22:22 (five years ago) link

xo yeah that was unfortunate, seems like a political move. I still hope he wins. I shudder at the thought of Marsha Blackburn being a senator

Dan S, Friday, 19 October 2018 22:23 (five years ago) link

(xp)

Dan S, Friday, 19 October 2018 22:23 (five years ago) link

Blackburn’s gonna win, Bredesen just blew any enthusiasm from his base

Οὖτις, Friday, 19 October 2018 22:32 (five years ago) link

maybe you're right but in a new vanderbilt poll they are now neck and neck

https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/18/politics/bredesen-blackburn-tennessee-poll-narrow/index.html

Dan S, Friday, 19 October 2018 22:34 (five years ago) link

Huh wtf

Οὖτις, Friday, 19 October 2018 22:35 (five years ago) link

Do pollsters take into account gerrymandering?

He said captain, I said wot (FlopsyDuck), Friday, 19 October 2018 22:44 (five years ago) link

gerrymandering wouldn't be an issue for a statewide race like a senate election. but voter suppression definitely would

Dan S, Friday, 19 October 2018 22:46 (five years ago) link

(but I also wonder how pollsters or a poll aggregation site like 538 would ever take gerrymandering into account)

Dan S, Friday, 19 October 2018 22:48 (five years ago) link

(sorry in my last post gerrynandering = voter suppression)

Dan S, Friday, 19 October 2018 22:49 (five years ago) link

Good to know

He said captain, I said wot (FlopsyDuck), Friday, 19 October 2018 22:57 (five years ago) link

Well they poll the individual races in gerrymandered districts

Trϵϵship, Friday, 19 October 2018 23:00 (five years ago) link

but if the issue is voter suppression they have no way of knowing who's actually going to be able to cast a legitimate vote. this seems like an issue in the Georgia governor election right now

Dan S, Friday, 19 October 2018 23:05 (five years ago) link

voter suppression seems like a bigger issue in statewide races (senate, governor) than in congressional districts, which are gerrymandered to perfection

Dan S, Friday, 19 October 2018 23:22 (five years ago) link

yeah that was unfortunate, seems like a political move.

Speaking as a TN resident, it was 100 percent a political move, but not an obviously stupid one. Bredesen is in a really tough position. He didn't want to weigh in on Kavanaugh at all, but Blackburn was using it as part of her "He's going to be Chuck Schumer's boy" shtick. He's probably going to lose no matter what, but his only possible way to win is to get moderate Republicans who don't like Blackburn, of whom there are many. It definitely cost him enthusiasm in the base, but the base is mostly going to stick with him for pragmatic reasons, and anyway the base can't get him elected in a state that voted for Trump by a 25-point margin.

^interesting. can't help but still hope he's going to win

Dan S, Saturday, 20 October 2018 00:51 (five years ago) link

so the Saudis did kill Kashoggi

Dan S, Saturday, 20 October 2018 03:30 (five years ago) link

Omg no way

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 20 October 2018 03:32 (five years ago) link

It was self-defense. #standyourground

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 20 October 2018 03:35 (five years ago) link

"killed in fight"

Dan S, Saturday, 20 October 2018 03:36 (five years ago) link

Embassy brawl. Been there, man.

Tale as old as time.

(I'm Always Touched by Your) Presence, Beer (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 20 October 2018 03:55 (five years ago) link

As if killed in fight somehow justifies chopping him up into pieces and spiriting him out.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 October 2018 03:57 (five years ago) link

insert 'that escalated quickly' meme here.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 October 2018 03:58 (five years ago) link

a fistfight! with a fifteen member Saudi team with a bone saw

Dan S, Saturday, 20 October 2018 04:29 (five years ago) link

It's like what happened w/Eric Trump and those hookers 12 times...

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 20 October 2018 04:38 (five years ago) link

a twelve member hooker team saw a boner?

StanM, Saturday, 20 October 2018 04:51 (five years ago) link

Is this caravan likely to be a rallying point for right wing voting, seems a little transparent that blaming it on the Dems is openly propagandistic.
Would think it was also a thing that would be better timed if it was a Dem thing since right now is the time of the midterms and it is more likely to be responded to in terms of voting by one side than the other isn't it? Or is it also a rallying point for the left.

Just thinking it could be much better timed in terms of knock on effect.

Stevolende, Saturday, 20 October 2018 07:38 (five years ago) link

wait, what? The caravan is "planned"?

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 October 2018 11:14 (five years ago) link

Scott Simon interviewing some hack about "America's moral leadership" ... I lol'd

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 20 October 2018 12:35 (five years ago) link

Would think that the caravan might be a catalyst for higher GOP turnout which would be pretty negative.
& it happening at almost any other time would be better.

& I have heard it referred to several times as a leftist ploy.
But no I don't think it was planned by anybody in the U.S.
Does seem to be organised to some extent though, seems like a lot of people to just keep chancing into each other otherwise.

Stevolende, Saturday, 20 October 2018 15:04 (five years ago) link

GOP excitement already high. I'm not worried.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 October 2018 15:05 (five years ago) link

People are self-organizing and they will seek to maximize their chances of survival in what ever way seems most likely to succeed. In a tiny group, they are easily preyed upon at every turn as they travel through strange territory. Banding together around a common goal and seeking safety in numbers is a very obvious and intelligent strategy.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 20 October 2018 16:18 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/3ZWWMC2.png

The fundraising numbers are so good for Democrats — and so bad for Republicans — that it’s hard to know quite what to make of them. From a modeling standpoint, we’re extrapolating from years in which fundraising was relatively even, or from when one party had a modest edge, into an environment where Democrats suddenly have a 2-1 advantage in fundraising in competitive races. Moreover, this edge comes despite the fact that a large number of these competitive races feature Republican incumbents (incumbents usually have an easier time raising money than challengers) and that most of them are in red terrain.

If Democrats beat their projections on Nov. 6 — say, they win 63 House seats, equalling the number that Republicans won in 2010, an unlikely-but-not-impossible scenario — we may look back on these fundraising numbers as the canary in the coal mine. That data, plus Democrats’ very strong performances in special elections, could look like tangible signs of a Democratic turnout surge that pollsters and pundits perhaps won’t have paid enough attention to. Right now, in fact, the polls are not showing a Democratic turnout advantage. Instead, based on a comparison of likely-voter and registered-voter polls, they’re projecting roughly equal turnout between the parties, with Republicans’ demographic advantages (older, whiter voters typically vote at higher rates in the midterms) counteracting Democrats’ seemingly higher enthusiasm. If turnout among Democratic-leaning groups actually outpaces turnout among Republican-leaning ones, Democrats will beat their polls and our projections.

It’s just as easy to imagine the error running the other way, however. Maybe — precisely because fundraising has become easier and candidates are winning contributions from out-of-state and out-of-district donors — fundraising is no longer as meaningful an indicator of candidates’ grassroots appeal or organizational strength. Maybe the demographics of the Republican coalition have changed such that they’ll no longer raise as much money but will still get plenty of votes. Or maybe the GOP can make up for their lack of individual fundraising with more money from outside groups. If that’s the case, our model could overestimate Democrats’ chances.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/election-update-the-democrats-unprecedented-fundraising-edge-is-scary-for-republicans-and-for-our-model/

Karl Malone, Saturday, 20 October 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link

meanwhile, at the NYT

https://i.imgur.com/Bngz2Oj.png

Karl Malone, Saturday, 20 October 2018 17:23 (five years ago) link

On fundraising, we have an interesting case here in Knoxville -- a state house race in a rare genuine swing district. It's the third time in a row the same Democratic and Republican candidates have faced off. The first time, the Democrat was the incumbent, and the Republican beat her by about 80 votes. The second time, he beat her by 150 votes. She just outraised him in the 3rd quarter by $70k to $46k, and she's cumulatively outraised him for the year to date. If that translates into even a small increase in Democratic turnout, she will probably win. We'll see.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 20 October 2018 17:35 (five years ago) link

See, that's what puzzles me about that FiveThirtyEight story. Is Silver's theory that people are willing to donate money to candidates, but then don't show up to vote? That seems weird to me. It seems logical that someone willing to give money to a political candidate would also be willing - even eager - to show up and vote for them. Even if they're donating to a candidate in another part of the country, that should indicate a willingness to vote for that candidate's party locally, yes?

grawlix (unperson), Saturday, 20 October 2018 17:37 (five years ago) link

Even if they're donating to a candidate in another part of the country, that should indicate a willingness to vote for that candidate's party locally, yes?

Sure, but if you're donating money to a House candidate in contested district but not able to vote in that district AND the race you can vote in is not a contested race, then the predictive value of your donation for the contested race is nil.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Saturday, 20 October 2018 17:50 (five years ago) link

Well, outside of how much a big war chest can help a candidate, which seems difficult to really pin down?

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Saturday, 20 October 2018 17:51 (five years ago) link

oh cool, they played "Sympathy For The Devil" as entry music for the Montana rally, what a nice wholesome song

sleeve, Saturday, 20 October 2018 17:56 (five years ago) link

Is Silver's theory that people are willing to donate money to candidates, but then don't show up to vote?

i think the general thrust of his piece is that the fundraising situation is very unusual this year, and while that would seem to point to a democratic advantage - it's better to have more money than less! - the models that 538 and others have developed aren't really sure of how to incorporate it. then he points to a number of ways that the fundraising advantage in some districts could be overblown, including the possibility that some local candidates are benefiting from out-of-state donations that don't really reflect the strength of the candidate in the district itself.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 20 October 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link

if you're nervous about fundraising's role in the 538 predictions (and you otherwise believe the 538 approach), switch to "lite" (polls-only).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 20 October 2018 19:20 (five years ago) link

or mail your ballot and go to bed for 3 weeks

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 20 October 2018 19:20 (five years ago) link

Mailed mine in a week ago, I live in Pelosi's district, etc. etc. Really I'm mostly wondering about the local city propositions.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 20 October 2018 19:22 (five years ago) link

mailed mine in a few days ago. wish i lived could vote in a swing district/state!

Karl Malone, Saturday, 20 October 2018 19:30 (five years ago) link

Silver's article didn't really address Republican dark money money though, as a twitter response noted

Democrats maybe out fundraising Republicans. But the billionaire outside dark money at least matches what Democrats have to spend. So it means more of a ground game for Democrats, b/c Republicans have the help over the air with phony ads from Sheldon Addleson & Koch Brothers.

curmudgeon, Saturday, 20 October 2018 20:21 (five years ago) link

Early voting is the best, felt like a relief to get it done

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 20 October 2018 20:48 (five years ago) link

yeah we got our ballots yesterday, I love vote-by-mail

sleeve, Saturday, 20 October 2018 21:26 (five years ago) link

no way, going to vote is the best (unless the lines are terrible)

it’s pretty much the only time that, however misguidedly, i feel a little pride in my country

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 October 2018 21:44 (five years ago) link

have gone to vote in person at the precinct, felt good about it, but nothing beats absentee voting imo

on the other hand I don't like to solidify my opinions and mail the ballot in too early, a lot of the exposition of issues doesn't really feel final until fairly late in the campaigns, especially in California where citizens are expected to be legislators through the referendum process

Dan S, Sunday, 21 October 2018 01:52 (five years ago) link

troll army and Twitter insider

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/20/us/politics/saudi-image-campaign-twitter.html

This is such a scandal: McKinsey identified prominent online critics of Saudi govt policies and sent their names to the government in a report. Govt arrested one, arrested the brothers of another (who was living abroad) https://t.co/18GzbRfRgD pic.twitter.com/Ijw6Jt4vNi

— Tom Gara (@tomgara) October 20, 2018

Dan S, Sunday, 21 October 2018 02:25 (five years ago) link

more Bolton's bidding than Putin's, wouldn't you say?

Russia has condemned US plans to withdraw from a Cold War-era nuclear weapons treaty and threatened to retaliate for a "very dangerous step".

On Saturday, President Trump said he intended to "terminate" the three-decade-old 1987 Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces (INF) treaty.

He said Russia had been "violating it for many years".

The deal banned ground-launched medium-range missiles, with a range of between 500 and 5,500km (310-3,400 miles).

In the last five decades the US and Russia have signed a range of joint agreements to limit and reduce their substantial nuclear arsenals.

Abandoning the INF - negotiated by US President Ronald Reagan and Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev in 1987 - would mark a significant setback for arms control, analysts say.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45931231

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 October 2018 14:28 (five years ago) link

So sick of this piece of shit playing dice with people's peace of mind according to the whims of his diseased mind. Just launch all the fuckers and put us out of our misery already.

Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Sunday, 21 October 2018 15:23 (five years ago) link

where's the tax returns?

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 21 October 2018 15:23 (five years ago) link

mourning!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 October 2018 15:26 (five years ago) link

The New York Times reports:

The Trump administration is considering narrowly defining gender as a biological, immutable condition determined by genitalia at birth, the most drastic move yet in a government-wide effort to roll back recognition and protections of transgender people under federal civil rights law.

A series of decisions by the Obama administration loosened the legal concept of gender in federal programs, including in education and health care, recognizing gender largely as an individual’s choice and not determined by the sex assigned at birth. Conservatives, especially evangelical Christians, were incensed.

Now the Department of Health and Human Services is spearheading an effort to establish a legal definition of sex under Title IX, the federal civil rights law that bans gender discrimination in education programs that receive government financial assistance, according to a memo obtained by The New York Times. The agency’s proposed definition would define sex as either male or female, unchangeable, and determined by the genitals that a person is born with, according to a draft reviewed by The Times.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 October 2018 15:59 (five years ago) link

this morning's news recap, for people who think trump is not so bad because he "hasn't been that effective, domestically"

- US is unilaterally pulling out of the INF treaty so that we can start a new nuclear arms race (one of trump's favorite television shows that could use a reboot). the best case scenario is that he'll decide to "resolve" the crisis he created by negotiating a new treaty from scratch. not to be too Cassandra-y but nuclear weapons have advanced in recent years, in very scary ways - they are more accurate and can more efficiently penetrate the ground, which means that fewer bombs can create far more destruction than ever before - so escalating a nuclear race at this point is like dr strangelove in real life.

- the "caravan" of george soros-funded criminals that is trying to breach the US border in time to commit voter fraud in the mid-terms has crossed into mexico. yesterday they were held up at the border, where mexico law enforcement in riot gear fired tear gas at them. by the way they're actually families with small children that are choosing to do this because it is better than their situation in Honduras. hundreds of these migrants ended up wading across the suchiate river into mexico, and now they're continuing their journey to the US, this time with a police escort. if they reach the US, trump says he'll shut down the border and "we're calling up the military — not the Guard."

- "WASHINGTON — The Trump administration is considering narrowly defining gender as a biological, immutable condition determined by genitalia at birth, the most drastic move yet in a governmentwide effort to roll back recognition and protections of transgender people under federal civil rights law.

Now the Department of Health and Human Services is spearheading an effort to establish a legal definition of sex under Title IX, the federal civil rights law that bans gender discrimination in education programs that receive government financial assistance, according to a memo obtained by The New York Times.

The department argued in its memo that key government agencies needed to adopt an explicit and uniform definition of gender as determined “on a biological basis that is clear, grounded in science, objective and administrable.” The agency’s proposed definition would define sex as either male or female, unchangeable, and determined by the genitals that a person is born with, according to a draft reviewed by The Times. Any dispute about one’s sex would have to be clarified using genetic testing.

“Sex means a person’s status as male or female based on immutable biological traits identifiable by or before birth,” the department proposed in the memo, which was drafted and has been circulating since last spring. “The sex listed on a person’s birth certificate, as originally issued, shall constitute definitive proof of a person’s sex unless rebutted by reliable genetic evidence.”

The new definition would essentially eradicate federal recognition of the estimated 1.4 million Americans who have opted to recognize themselves — surgically or otherwise — as a gender other than the one they were born into."

Karl Malone, Sunday, 21 October 2018 16:08 (five years ago) link

bad enough by any measure

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 October 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link

I’m only just realizing the massive scale of this caravan as they march north into Mexico. It’s several thousand people. Just look. pic.twitter.com/aRuoLNYTZg

— Kate Linthicum (@katelinthicum) October 21, 2018

Karl Malone, Sunday, 21 October 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link

And I'd had such a good morning too.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 October 2018 16:36 (five years ago) link

reminder 1,000,000,000 that anyone who voted for 2scoops is a dipshit or an asshole (if not both) ~

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/nation-world/ct-trump-gop-tax-cut-claim-20181020-story.html?

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 21 October 2018 16:54 (five years ago) link

holy shit. Good news:

Andrew Gillum leads DeSantis 54-42, says a new CNN poll. This would be a politics-changing result in FL.

Gillum's lead is far higher than any other poll we've seen, so outlier warning. Still, DeSantis has led in no poll since August primary. https://t.co/pzMEQdIQb6

— Taniel (@Taniel) October 21, 2018

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 October 2018 17:01 (five years ago) link

an outlier, I suppose, but a nice way to begin early voting tomorrorw

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 October 2018 17:04 (five years ago) link

the state and local elections in the east bay area (CA) are some of the nastiest weirdest things I've seen ever. the amount of money flowing to an assembly race between two democrats, one ostensibly more centrist than the other, has so much money in it, and so many misleading and crazy mailers and ads going around, I don't know what to think. Similarly the CA state superindent of schools race seems to be funded completely by weird dark money PACs. One of the candidates is someone my wife went to school with. He's ostensibly a Democrat but is getting slammed as being tied to Devos; meanwhile people supporting him are sending out mailers saying he'll fight the Trump/Devos adgenda, yet, the mailer was paid for by someone behind Charter schools. Charter school backers are also the ones flowing tons of money into that assembly race. It's bizarre. On stated policies none of these people are even very far apart.

akm, Sunday, 21 October 2018 18:32 (five years ago) link

The more that is at stake in an election, the more lies will be told in an effort to win. I think I will call this Aimless' Law.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 21 October 2018 18:56 (five years ago) link

Yeah, those superintendent commercials have been running constantly. Very odd. More background:

Edsource:

But scratch deeper, and differences emerge. On one issue expected to go before the Legislature next year, Tuck opposes letting districts reject a charter school it decides could have a negative financial impact on a district. Thurmond reframes the question in a way that charter defenders find problematic at best: He would condition opening a new charter school on compensating a district for the financial loss of revenue.

LA Times:

Thurmond ... worked for 20 years as a social worker and nonprofit manager, often in schools, trying to help the kind of at-risk student he once was. He entered politics and served on the Richmond City Council and the local school board before moving to the Legislature.

Tuck put aside a promising start in finance and a tech start-up to turn to education. In 2002, he was brought in to lead Green Dot Public Schools, a rare unionized charter group. Then, for six years, Tuck was chief executive of the Partnership for Los Angeles Schools, which was set up to turn around a group of low-performing schools. The Partnership schools made progress under Tuck, although they could not catch up to state averages.

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Sunday, 21 October 2018 19:08 (five years ago) link

we have SB 51: the California politics thread if you're interested

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 21 October 2018 19:26 (five years ago) link

oh cool, they played "Sympathy For The Devil" as entry music for the Montana rally, what a nice wholesome song

Trump shouted "Who killed the kennedys?", but after all, it was Ted Cruz's dad and me

canary christ (stevie), Sunday, 21 October 2018 19:40 (five years ago) link

please allow me to introduce myself, i'm a man of inherited wealth and zero taste

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 21 October 2018 19:50 (five years ago) link

I thought the Trumps had been asked or told not to use the Stones music among requests for the same from other bands.

Stevolende, Sunday, 21 October 2018 19:50 (five years ago) link

what a devastating breach of social decorum

21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 21 October 2018 20:10 (five years ago) link

What him living and breathing? Yeah I'd say so.

JUst heard that a lot of bands were asking what should be a prestigious usage under normal circumstances to avoid it cos they didn't want the association.

Stevolende, Sunday, 21 October 2018 20:31 (five years ago) link

that gives the rolling stones a good reason to email all their fans and tell them that trump sucks. probably wouldn't make much of a difference, but it might reach a more trump-loving demographic than taylor swift

Karl Malone, Sunday, 21 October 2018 21:37 (five years ago) link

In other words, the Trump-Bolton synthesis does not embrace the positive realist principles of prudence and restraint. It favors a major and costly expansions of military capabilities coupled with a more bellicose and belligerent approach to international relations. It envisions a fortress America, but one committed to international power projection. In broad terms, there are two possible outcomes of this approach. Perhaps the United States succeeds in making the rest of the world much more dependent on military tools of statecraft, and thus creates a more conflictual international system in which the great powers need to divert ever-increasing resources towards military capabilities. Or maybe the rest of the world tells the United States to piss off, leaving Washington increasingly isolated and, in relative terms, facing a growing gap when it coms to non-military instruments of power and influence.

None of these outcomes are good for the Americans. Old-style conservatives thought that their antipathy toward international entanglements would allow the United States to keep its defense budgets low, and prevent a garrison state. The Trump-Bolton synthesis turns this on its head. Indeed, when it comes to enhancing American military security, the Trump-Bolton synthesis relies on magical thinking. It’s not just that neither of these worlds are particularly good for national security or liberty. It’s also that the Trump administration wants the United States to be a military powerhouse while cutting taxes. As I’ve argued before, postwar American military power depended not simply on large military budgets, but in massive investments in infrastructure and human capital. The Trump administration wants to starve those investments and shift them in ways that maximize the ability of private interests—such as the for-profit education sector, private security contractors, construction firms, and the financial sector—to extract rents.

How will the United States maintain, say, the educational achievement, scientific investment, and transportation infrastructure necessary to undergird a robust national defense? “Something something tax cuts something something the power of the market something something privatization.” In other words, it can’t and it won’t.


http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2018/10/national-security-magical-thinking

Karl Malone, Sunday, 21 October 2018 21:47 (five years ago) link

It's cheering to see Trump's support on the 538 poll aggregator the equal highest since March 2017.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 22 October 2018 00:39 (five years ago) link

As y'all know I'm not a fellow carried away on clouds of enthusiasm, but Andrew Gillum wiped the floor with a nervous, giggling, smirking Ron DeSantis during their CNN debate, which ended a few minutes ago. I had a couple friends FB messaging me wondering, "Damn, can he run for governor in Illinois?"

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 October 2018 01:11 (five years ago) link

This was masterful:

Democrat Andrew Gillum’s closing statement: “We want better… I'm asking you all for the only thing in life that my mother ever told me to ask for and that’s a chance. I want to be your governor. Let's bring it home.” #FLGovDebate https://t.co/2k8aILDzDU pic.twitter.com/LAqQimLDjE

— CNN (@CNN) October 22, 2018

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 October 2018 01:24 (five years ago) link

Fun little update on the Roger Stone front:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/special-counsel-examines-conflicting-accounts-as-scrutiny-of-roger-stone-and-wikileaks-deepens/2018/10/21/db9ab1c2-bde5-11e8-be70-52bd11fe18af_story.html

It's not so much interesting in terms of a 'here is the answer' as it is watching three people -- Stone, Randy Credico and, indirectly, Jerome Corsi -- dodge and weave around to trying to explain all their bombast, and happily blaming others. Which itself shows the pressure they're facing. That said, unspoken in all this -- he's not mentioned by name here, I think -- is Manafort. This article draws on what's being said to a grand jury, but now that Manafort's spilling, whatever he's yet said has so far not openly factored in. Anyway, it grinds on.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 22 October 2018 01:39 (five years ago) link

Stone with the profile view This Facial Expression there

I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 22 October 2018 02:03 (five years ago) link

In truth, the most formidable obstacle to responsive government in the U.S. is — and always has been — the disproportionate power that economic elites wield over its political system. Influencing elections and legislative processes requires investments of time, money, and attention. Wealthy individuals and corporations can easily shoulder such expenses; ordinary voters can’t. This simple reality — that economic power is easily converted into the political variety — is an inherent constraint on popular sovereignty in all (capitalist) democracies. But it’s a constraint that can be more or less restrictive, depending on how unequally wealth is distributed, how easily large masses of ordinary people can organize politically, and how effectively outsize political spending is regulated or socially stigmatized. More concretely, policymaking tends to be more responsive to popular concerns in nations with strong labor unions, as such institutions help secure workers a larger share of economic growth, while also enabling working-class voters to collectivize the costs of political engagement.

In the contemporary United States, however, unions are on the verge of extinction; the richest 0.1 percent of the population commands as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent; and legal restrictions on political spending are effectively nonexistent. The Koch Network plans to spend $400 million electing its preferred Congress this November; corporate America is poised to spend upwards of $2 billion lobbying it next year. Given these conditions, one wouldn’t be expect policymaking to reflect popular preferences, no matter the social makeup of the nation’s two political parties.

After all, the last time organized labor was this weak and wealth, this concentrated, it was the Gilded Age. And that era was plagued by governance so unresponsive to public needs, the average height and life expectancy of ordinary Americans declined during it, even as their nation grew immensely wealthier. It is true that Democratic and Republican voters were bitterly divided and socially isolated in this period. But few would cite a dearth of “cross-pressured” voters as the principal reason why the federal government did not provide more relief to the unemployed during the Panic of 1893; or immiserated small farmers with deflationationary monetary policies throughout the late 19th century; or routinely massacred striking workers. The disparate economic power — and political organization — of corporate elites and ordinary workers is a much more intuitive explanation for the government’s failures in that period. It remains so in ours.

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/10/polarization-tribalism-the-conservative-movement-gop-threat-to-democracy.html

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Monday, 22 October 2018 03:08 (five years ago) link

Thanks for that.

DJI, Monday, 22 October 2018 04:16 (five years ago) link

who in dis bitch has voted already?

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 October 2018 13:15 (five years ago) link

King County (WA) absentee ballot arrived Saturday, with a bonus option of dropping ballots at local libraries to save a stamp. Will be turning my ballot in this week. Every day's mail brings several ads pro/con initiatives. It's fun to read why a certain state initiative is incredibly bad for voters, and then check the sponsors to see that petroleum manufacturers are benevolently looking out for the little people.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Monday, 22 October 2018 13:25 (five years ago) link

this is incredibly fucked up:

https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/22/middleeast/saudi-operative-jamal-khashoggi-clothes/index.html

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 October 2018 13:45 (five years ago) link

i fucking loathe writing this, but uh these guys weren't very PRO and i am sure i don't begin to know (nor do i want to know) what PRO means in wet work.

Hunt3r, Monday, 22 October 2018 14:00 (five years ago) link

I voted already. NYC.

Yerac, Monday, 22 October 2018 14:05 (five years ago) link

the plankton with a hairpiece (© alfred) brings his nuanced understanding of world affairs to the khashoggi murder

https://preview.redd.it/gomojookvqt11.jpg?width=727&auto=webp&s=e39fa01ad36f93a89177b382e580f14b973705ec

i’ll hufflepuff i’ll blow you away (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 October 2018 15:06 (five years ago) link

The grief of Khashoggi's friends and loved ones and the outrage of everyone who values justice pales in comparison with the inconvenience felt by our beloved leader. This whole thing is just like so annoying, you guys, seriously. Sad!

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 October 2018 15:13 (five years ago) link

it's totally harshing the prez's mellow

i’ll hufflepuff i’ll blow you away (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 October 2018 15:13 (five years ago) link

If the GOP hasn't wholly succeeded in purging anything that would've made them seem identifiably human, they're very nearly there.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 October 2018 15:15 (five years ago) link

how could we have known this country which did 9/11 would one day cause an international incident

i’ll hufflepuff i’ll blow you away (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 October 2018 15:18 (five years ago) link

tbf, telling trump he has been disrespected (or any other kind of public personal appeal, see, e.g. https://la.curbed.com/2018/10/11/17961850/beverly-hills-purple-line-walkout-trump-schools) seems like the most effective way of changing his mind about something.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 22 October 2018 15:21 (five years ago) link

"You winning in 2020 would be disrespectful to your legacy!"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 October 2018 15:25 (five years ago) link

'You should really stick it to that disrespectful warning label by guzzling the entire bottle of drain cleaner.'

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 October 2018 15:31 (five years ago) link

I'm kinda of the opinion at this point that human beings need to maybe just shut the entire fuck up for like a decade or so until they learn how to use words for something other than barfing out torrents of garbage.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 October 2018 15:41 (five years ago) link

https://youtu.be/-AfYWg1t0R4

Οὖτις, Monday, 22 October 2018 16:09 (five years ago) link

fuck yeah

eat in hell mitch

princess of hell (BradNelson), Monday, 22 October 2018 16:15 (five years ago) link

perhaps of note that that was in Louisville and not DC

Οὖτις, Monday, 22 October 2018 16:18 (five years ago) link

"lmao" in a dark hopeless way at Mitch's press sec railing against left-wing mobs while in the meantime Nancy Pelosi had Proud Boys who were rallied by the local GOP in Florida chasing her down.

omar little, Monday, 22 October 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link

No one who strives to erode the foundations of a society should be allowed to effortlessly enjoy that society's fruits. I sincerely hope this increasingly becomes the norm.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 October 2018 16:20 (five years ago) link

i think it would be a good idea for people to start carrying around little index cards with prepared speech-rants for specific political figures. that way when you see mitch mcconnell in the booth by the window you don't have to improvise

Karl Malone, Monday, 22 October 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link

i agree but it's a slippery slope, that justification could be used when a Dem senator is poisoned at an IHOP because they want to give Medicare to everyone.

omar little, Monday, 22 October 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link

Well but see the subtle difference in what I'm suggesting is that it involves making elected officials feel uncomfortable because of social pressure from constituents as opposed to the discomfort caused by a poisoning.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 October 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link

perhaps of note that that was in Louisville and not DC


Havana Rumba!!! We eat there on work trips all the time.

Heez, Monday, 22 October 2018 16:36 (five years ago) link

I was just on the Berkeley campus yesterday and was stopped by a couple of students doing a project on the importance of voting who wanted to record my response to a question or two. I was about to say something but stopped and asked for a bit to get my thoughts together first. Which I did and I think because of that I was relatively lucid and coherent.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 October 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link

Fuck yeah: finally some Democrats who know how to fight Trumpists.

https://youtu.be/msxropCGhls

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 October 2018 16:59 (five years ago) link

After this and Andrew Gillum's performance last night, I feel temporarily good.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 October 2018 16:59 (five years ago) link

it would be interesting if decades of Saudi-friendliness in DC starts slipping away in part b/c of WaPo putting "Remember the Maine" on the front page every day for a month

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 22 October 2018 17:00 (five years ago) link

“Shock report: US paying more for illegal immigrant births than Trump’s wall” https://t.co/FX3ljN7kPS

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 22, 2018

who is shocked by this, I spent more on coffee today than the US has paid for Trump's wall

frogbs, Monday, 22 October 2018 18:35 (five years ago) link

waiting for the trump admin to do predator drone strikes on the caravan from honduras

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 22 October 2018 18:58 (five years ago) link

Uh - what the fuck?

BlackIronPrison, Monday, 22 October 2018 18:59 (five years ago) link

re: hyperlink I posted above - I'm convinced the Georgia GOP is run outta Stone Mountain.

BlackIronPrison, Monday, 22 October 2018 19:02 (five years ago) link

can't they just be satisfied eating their carp po' boys with extra chuckle?

evol j, Monday, 22 October 2018 19:16 (five years ago) link

i mean its pretty standard these days to have a Name attached to your turnout texts -- "Hi Justin, this is Alyssa Milano/Elizabeth Warren/Pres. Obama, can I count on you to vote for our guy?"

if anything this is probably a 'did our people actually go vote or not' strategy that, granted, preys on the same kind of people every THIS IS NANCY PELOSI, I'M BEGGING YOU email does

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 22 October 2018 19:31 (five years ago) link

THIS IS PRES. TRUMP, I TOUCH YOU TOOTRBUSH WITH MY THING, YOU BETTER VOTE FOR GOP OR ITS UPPER DECKER CITY FOR YOU

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 October 2018 19:41 (five years ago) link

“He’s not ‘Lyin’ Ted anymore. He’s beautiful Ted,” Trump told reporters on the White House’s South Lawn.

Trump also said that he calls him Cruz and “Texas Ted.” He said he doesn’t regret claiming that Cruz’s father killed former president John F. Kennedy. “I don’t regret anything,” said the president.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 22 October 2018 20:00 (five years ago) link

“It’s going to be a public relations nightmare for our president if he doesn’t get ahead of this thing. The person who has apparently been financing this thing is George Soros. Now, we don’t have hard evidence on that, but that’s the suspicion; that the George Soros foundation has somehow been providing money because somebody has been paying those people off. My suggestion is that the Justice Department needs to get a warrant to search the books of the Soros foundation to see if indeed they have been setting this thing up. The whole idea was to use these people to embarrass the president just before the election.” – Pat Robertson

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 22 October 2018 20:02 (five years ago) link

i know there is no god because pat robertson has yet to be reduced to cinders by a bolt of lightning

Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Monday, 22 October 2018 20:18 (five years ago) link

we are at that particularly irritating point in the political-reportin-on-an-election cycle where the media outlets are pivoting their narratives from "this thing we were talking about being a MAJOR POSSIBILITY" to "now maybe not so major after all, gonna be a real NAILBITER OH NOES TIME TO PANIC", even though there have not been a whole lot of substantial changes. Democrats still have huge cash advantages on hand, Dems still favored to win the House, Senate likely not to shift too much. Races that people expected to be tight are (surprise) still pretty tight. Heitkamp is doing worse than hoped for, but on the other hand it looks like Nelson is doing better than expected. Still, I'm kinda hating this proliferation of "has the blue wave already faded away????" handwringing puff pieces.

Οὖτις, Monday, 22 October 2018 20:19 (five years ago) link

the press still desperate to create trends and waves and suspense

omar little, Monday, 22 October 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link

it's all A New Story for a New Day, full stop

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 22 October 2018 20:27 (five years ago) link

did not see this one coming: https://www.yahoo.com/news/alaskas-independent-governor-drops-election-043757868.html

Οὖτις, Monday, 22 October 2018 20:31 (five years ago) link

a rare selfless decision in american politics in 2018

voodoo chili, Monday, 22 October 2018 20:35 (five years ago) link

can't george soros sue these people for libel?

Trϵϵship, Monday, 22 October 2018 20:50 (five years ago) link

lol Gorby

President Trump’s announcement that the United States would withdraw from a nuclear disarmament treaty with Russia drew sharp criticism Sunday from one of the men who signed it, Mikhail S. Gorbachev, who called the decision reckless and not the work of “a great mind.”

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 October 2018 20:58 (five years ago) link

and that's from a guy who negotiated with Reagan

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:00 (five years ago) link

yup

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:01 (five years ago) link

Countdown to a public statement from the President of the United States making fun of a former world leader's physical appearance in 3...2...

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:51 (five years ago) link

(For those who somehow still aren't able to gauge Trump's reaction to any given situation or statement, imagine how the shittiest kid you avoided in junior high would have responded.)

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:53 (five years ago) link

to Gorby?

The problem with Gorby is summed up by a twist on Christ's adage: this prophet isn't welcome in his own country or anywhere else

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:59 (five years ago) link

Yeah, I meant him specifically but it's not out of the question that he'll slip in a completely unnecessary dig at another head of state or two before he gets around to ol' Mikhail.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 October 2018 22:01 (five years ago) link

it's right there in the article:

Republicans typically dominate early voting by absentee ballots, while Democrats tend to have the advantage with in-person early voting. So, for example, the entire early voting picture in Florida, which has yet to begin in-person voting, is incomplete.

Οὖτις, Monday, 22 October 2018 22:05 (five years ago) link

yeah, I've had several former students sharing it and I'm like, uh

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 October 2018 22:08 (five years ago) link

the thing that made me maddest was the suggestion that perhaps the Blue wave may be turning purple, when the study is focusing on the 7 states that have key Senate races.

Like...the Blue Wave has never been referring to the Senate, it's always been referring to the House, and since you can only vote for your District, how helpful is state-wide data like this?

and fuckin' Nate Silver acknowledged many key Senate and House races were trending in opposite directions, with Senate races breaking towards Republicans, House toward Democrats, after the Kavanaugh confirmation. so this is like...an expected thing.

I mean if it inspires more Democrats to vote, fine, but what in the actual fuck is the point of this thing. alarmist friends sharing it....

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 October 2018 22:15 (five years ago) link

click harvesting, ya big dummy

Οὖτις, Monday, 22 October 2018 22:16 (five years ago) link

I know, I know....

I'm just moody when I see shit like this circulated amongst people who are normally smarter than this.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 October 2018 22:21 (five years ago) link

It’s been over 700 days of panic. People are actively seeking it out because it feels like home to them now, here, in hell.

Trϵϵship, Monday, 22 October 2018 22:24 (five years ago) link

Early voted just now here in Austin... wait was about an hour, which is pretty high in my experience. Might partly be the 14-page ballot, but it usually takes all of five minutes.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 22 October 2018 22:25 (five years ago) link

I sent my absentee ballot back a few weeks ago and got the lil confirmation that it was received. woohah

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 October 2018 22:27 (five years ago) link

It’s been over 700 days of panic. People are actively seeking it out because it feels like home to them now, here, in hell.

― Trϵϵship, Monday, October 22, 2018 3:24 PM (thirteen minutes ago)

lol

Dan S, Monday, 22 October 2018 22:39 (five years ago) link

I believe in the blue wave, but if the advantage the Democrats are currently seeing isn't enough to take the House, then we are well and truly fucked and it's time to start digging the trenches.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 22 October 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link

so whose house are we having the ILX midterms pizza/poison-drinking party at?

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 October 2018 23:03 (five years ago) link

Trump on Cruz: ‘He’s not Lyin’ Ted anymore. He’s Beautiful Ted.’

crüt, Monday, 22 October 2018 23:16 (five years ago) link

so whose house are we having the ILX midterms pizza/poison-drinking party at?

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal),

I got the gin, I got the looks, you bring lots of money

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 October 2018 23:19 (five years ago) link

Literally the first thing I encountered in the vicinity of the Cruz/Trump rally was Alex Jones screaming at a pile of shit pic.twitter.com/lxmPgjAmB5

— Elizabeth Nolan Brown (@ENBrown) October 22, 2018

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 22 October 2018 23:19 (five years ago) link

Not sure which pile of shit is Alex Jones

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 22 October 2018 23:41 (five years ago) link

Was coming here to post that.

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 22 October 2018 23:50 (five years ago) link

i voted in san antonio today, about a 35 minute wait in a midterm is p darn long. saw lots beto shit as well as white olds.

21st savagery fox (m bison), Monday, 22 October 2018 23:54 (five years ago) link

was Alex Jones yelling at beto's shit

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 00:12 (five years ago) link

holy shit @ what Pelosi went through

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 00:49 (five years ago) link

In recent weeks, Lesley Stahl, the AP White House team & now Van Jones have all secured rare sit-down interviews with Trump and Kushner; rare opportunities for a non-Fox interviewer to hold this dishonest, racist, unhinged White House to account.

And they've all blown it. Sigh.

— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) October 22, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 01:24 (five years ago) link

What did he expect?

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 01:46 (five years ago) link

The only halfway correct opinion Trump has is re: the general worthlessness of a so-called news media that doesn't rip him to absolute shreds on a daily basis.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 02:24 (five years ago) link

I thought Stahl did okay

Van Jones's bootlicking was pretty disappointing. "How'd you get this awesome job?" fuck off

frogbs, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 02:27 (five years ago) link

Pretty spicy language for the times

Trump is running a midterm campaign based on stoking racial divisions and fear of immigrants, and in some cases the GOP is making open appeals to racism @AsteadWesley & me, w/@llerer @elizabethjdias @jwpetersNYT >>https://t.co/oSPncMl3ti

— Alex Burns (@alexburnsNYT) October 23, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 02:38 (five years ago) link

Good luck, buddy!

David I really do wish Trump supporters who are not racist would acknowledge the extent to which racist Trump supporters are out there and the extent to which their grotesque presence has inflicted very real costs on our nation and on individual citizens. https://t.co/v7twYaWUe5

— David French (@DavidAFrench) October 23, 2018

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 02:54 (five years ago) link

Early voted just now here in Austin... wait was about an hour, which is pretty high in my experience. Might partly be the 14-page ballot, but it usually takes all of five minutes.

― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, October 22, 2018 6:25 PM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Houston Chronicle described the turnout on the first day of early voting in Texas as “shocking.”

Thousands were already camped out at a key early voting location in Houston on Monday morning, hours before voting was even set to begin. https://t.co/9WzY7ZnjU5

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) October 23, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 03:35 (five years ago) link

Lucked into the only polling place in my city without a line, somehow. Still took longer to get my ballot code than to vote.

louise ck (milo z), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 03:42 (five years ago) link

Its shocking because a lot of people turned out? Isnt that good?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 04:00 (five years ago) link

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/10/22/politics/ted-cruz-election-2018-president-trump-campaign-rival-opponent/index.html

"A globalist is a person that wants the globe to do well, frankly not caring about the country so much. You know, we can't have that," Trump said, prompting boos from the crowd.

"You know what I am, I'm a nationalist," he added, as the crowd erupted in "USA! USA!" chants. "Use that word."

Well blow me down...

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 04:01 (five years ago) link

Its shocking because a lot of people turned out? Isnt that good?

Probably, but it's also symptomatic of polling places being closed sometimes. I had half as many options for early voting as I did in 2016.

louise ck (milo z), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 04:04 (five years ago) link

fwiw my county's first day early voting totals went from about 13000 in 2014 to 34000 this year.

21st savagery fox (m bison), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 04:06 (five years ago) link

Well, this whole voting business costs money, you know. And that comes right out of your and my pockets. Best to cut off most funding for elections when you think about it. Smaller government, more streamlined, gets rid of a cost center that just eats up your profits.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 04:09 (five years ago) link

Shocking in the sense of very surprising, not in the uk/au sense of extremely bad trayce.

Strong turnout in urban Texas is probably good for the democrats but nobody knows anything, certainly not whether it’s good enough. Early turnout helps you predict turnout and not much else.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 04:23 (five years ago) link

does it even tell you that? i've heard the theory that high early voting cannibalizes e-day turnout

shwarmaduke (symsymsym), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 04:26 (five years ago) link

ha yeah it's apparently not as simple as high early vote -> high total vote, but the early vote total is not nothing if predicting turnout is your goal (which for people like nate cohn at the NYT, who does the needle thing, is a necessary thing he needs to do for election night modelling). but yeah, it's basically useless information for the vast majority of us, including the people who write about turnout like it signifies.

that said, people camping out to vote is news though.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 04:31 (five years ago) link

yeah i guess you might see something about which groups of voters are turning out...i think reading all those jon ralston tweets about high nevada turnout in 2016 made me complacent about the actual election. and ralston was right about hilary winning nevada! it just didn't signify anything else.

shwarmaduke (symsymsym), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 04:36 (five years ago) link

(sorry for triggering anyone's ptsd btw)

shwarmaduke (symsymsym), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 04:37 (five years ago) link

will no-one think of the summer homes hundreds of miles away from the border

But Mr. Trump’s dystopian imagery has clearly left an impression with some. Carol Shields, 75, a Republican in northern Minnesota, said she was afraid that migrant gangs could take over people’s summer lake homes in the state.

“What’s to stop them?” said Ms. Shields, a retired accountant. “We have a lot of people who live on lakes in the summer and winter someplace else. When they come back in the spring, their house would be occupied.”

from this nyt story about migrant caravan hysteria: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/22/us/politics/republicans-race-divisions-elections-caravan.html

i’ll hufflepuff i’ll blow you away (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 10:51 (five years ago) link

Recall that super-insane radical leftist George Soros recently said his main hope for US politics was a return to bipartisanship, and that he admires France's corporate center-right president Emmanuel Macron https://t.co/epe2Tbzuqx

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) October 23, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 11:25 (five years ago) link

Have you SEEN people’s lake cabins in Minnesota? Outdoor toilets and showers featured until VERY recently.

suzy, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 12:03 (five years ago) link

The “migrant caravan” seems oddly timed. Do immigrants ofte travel this way? In a pack of 1,000?

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 12:04 (five years ago) link

bg, the fact that you know more about the geography of MN than a resident of MN goes a long way toward explaining the mess we currently find ourselves in, I feel.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 12:06 (five years ago) link

Yeah we won’t know what the early vote numbers mean until Election Day, but anecdotally they’re running super high here in East Tennessee. In the 2014 midterms there were about 54.000 total early voters in my county. As of yesterday, through five days of early voting with nine more to go, there were already 45,000.

(Xposts)

in a bit of fun timing, I'm in a production of Sondheim's Assassins as of last week and playing Samuel Byck

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 12:09 (five years ago) link

good mourning!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 12:12 (five years ago) link

Have you SEEN people’s lake cabins in Minnesota? Outdoor toilets and showers featured until VERY recently.

― suzy, Tuesday, October 23, 2018 7:03 AM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Old school cabins up north are very very few and far between anymore, they've been sold and torn down esp in the last 15 years

I think lake homes is more accurate now

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 12:13 (five years ago) link

i do enjoy the thought of ms-13 members eagerly rolling up to seize some septuagenarian's lake house only to be struck dumb with horror at the state of the plumbing

i’ll hufflepuff i’ll blow you away (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 12:28 (five years ago) link

Most of my school friends’ family cabins are still fairly old school but happy to report best grade school friend with a bare-bones resort compound right next to Breezy Point has upgraded to indoor plumbing.

suzy, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 12:35 (five years ago) link

ilxmail me the address and i'll pass it along the george soros grapevine to ensure that isis know where to go when they reach minnesota

i’ll hufflepuff i’ll blow you away (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 12:38 (five years ago) link

Not until I get that SorosDollars cheque I’ve been expecting, it’s LATE.

suzy, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 12:49 (five years ago) link

Trump: We’ve got Ted Cruz here tonight! Great guy, great guy. His wife looks like shit! But Ted is great. He’s a big, beautiful baby, aren’t you Ted?
Ted Cruz (naked except for a diaper): Yes ...
Trump: Say it, Ted
Ted Cruz: ... papa

— pixelated (something halloween-related) (@pixelatedboat) October 23, 2018

Cruz will be re-elected by a 10-point margin, of course.

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 13:24 (five years ago) link

Dude, I just about sprayed my monitor with a mouthful of coffee. A little heads up next time.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 13:28 (five years ago) link

"They have a word, it sort of became old-fashioned....we’re not supposed to use that word."

I wonder how hard it would be to get Trump to label himself a fascist.

jmm, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 13:31 (five years ago) link

c'mon, he'd never ally himself with a leftwing political philosophy

i’ll hufflepuff i’ll blow you away (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 13:33 (five years ago) link

lol

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 13:36 (five years ago) link

Do immigrants often travel this way?

iirc there was a similar caravan a while back, maybe a year ago.

visiting, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 14:16 (five years ago) link

Fuck this caravan thing is turning out to be high octane fuel for these racist mainiacs and thier followers.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 14:18 (five years ago) link

“What’s to stop them?” said Ms. Shields, a retired accountant. “We have a lot of people who live on lakes in the summer and winter someplace else. When they come back in the spring, their house would be occupied.”

lol I'm imagining local cops standing around saying "What can we do?" rather than running to the artillery closet

President Keyes, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 14:19 (five years ago) link

xpost yeah it sucks that squatters aren't a thing that have ever existed before prior to now, thank god for Trumpiestilskin

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 14:20 (five years ago) link

So someone planted a bomb in Soros's mailbox. That's where we are now, I guess.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 14:38 (five years ago) link

false flag

i’ll hufflepuff i’ll blow you away (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 14:47 (five years ago) link

the caravan is clearly organized, I don't think by people in the US, to highlight the plight even more; but it does seem to have had the opposite effect in the US.

akm, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 15:03 (five years ago) link

Well, they're brown.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 15:04 (five years ago) link

false flag

― i’ll hufflepuff i’ll blow you away (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, October 23, 2018 10:47 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i c what u did

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 15:07 (five years ago) link

Most of my school friends’ family cabins are still fairly old school but happy to report best grade school friend with a bare-bones resort compound right next to Breezy Point has upgraded to indoor plumbing.

― suzy, Tuesday, October 23, 2018 7:35 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they are a dying breed of cabin though, real estate prices have been so high, my father in law sold his for a tear down, it's too much money to turn down

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 15:18 (five years ago) link

just in general esp lake front cabins are for the upper middle class and above now, with some of the family ones still there, but to portray it as all these shacks with outhouses is like saying Uptown is a "hip neighborhood" in 2018

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 15:21 (five years ago) link

not content to merely be state media, fox news is now moving into the immigration enforcement space

"We seem to have foiled this attempt": Fox News reporter @GriffJenkins confronts migrants at the border. pic.twitter.com/f2I64bI1bG

— Matt Shuham (@mattshuham) October 23, 2018

watch to the very end for an interview with a person who has been caught explaining that they're leaving honduras because corruption makes it impossible to live, to which the reporter follows-up with "...but they're not all women and children, in the last 48 hours a man wanted for murder in South Carolina was arrested here along with another member of the 18th street violent gang."

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 15:58 (five years ago) link

he seems very exercised about busting people for a misdemeanour huh

i’ll hufflepuff i’ll blow you away (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link

18th street violent gang forever locked in warfare with the J Street truant society

President Keyes, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link

My friend also mentioned some ridiculous rich televangelist had his lake place next to their family compound and it is a point of honour for her (and her siblings, all of whom have 4-6 kids) to basically be the Clampetts whenever Reverend Idiot is in residence.

suzy, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 16:06 (five years ago) link

Nothing brings these people to the poles more than unfounded fears of brown people invading thier houses. This is bad for the midterms

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 16:09 (five years ago) link

I wish they moved to the poles

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link

lol ugh

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link

I really hope people are holding their family, friends, people they want to hold hands with or fuck accountable during these elections.

Yerac, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 16:21 (five years ago) link

i tried but the people who brought me into this world are self-professed one-issue voters (abortion). they literally don't care about anything else republicans or trump do, as long as they are anti-choice. i did notice a democrat in their area running with a bold blue dog / anti-choice agenda, but we've had some family tragedies recently and it just hasn't felt like the right time to call out of the blue and say "hey mom i know you reflexively vote republican because of abortion but i wanted to let you know that there's a Democrat that is ALSO against abortion and i'd like you to vote for him because at least he gets some of the other issues right!"

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 16:29 (five years ago) link

“Holding people accountable” assumes we have authority over our loved ones. We don’t. We can try to influence them but scolding doesn’t work when dealing with adults.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link

sorry to mention the new perlstein book again, but reading it has solidified the general idea that so many of the things that seem absurd and wrong today are just a continuation of things that been happening far longer than i've been alive. trump just tweeted something with the hashtag #jobsnotmobs - he's the living embodiment of the strategies of nixon and reagan

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link

I only know people who vote Democrat; I am sure there are Republicans in my extended family on my mom's side but the odds are good I will never see or speak to them again anyway. Most of my friends are probably further left than I am. I still don't know how people could wind up having friends they disagree with on, like, whether trans people exist.

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link

Karl malone did you see https://thebaffler.com/salvos/time-bandits-perlstein

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 17:49 (five years ago) link

which new Perlstein?

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 17:50 (five years ago) link

this is intellectually embarrassing and extremely bad politics, and he should cut along with pelosi after the election

Make no mistake: Despicable acts of violence and harassment are being carried out by radicals across the political spectrum—not just by one side. Regardless of who is responsible, these acts are wrong and must be condemned by Democrats and Republicans alike. Period. pic.twitter.com/gopVUDO5dc

— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) October 23, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 18:11 (five years ago) link

barf

portugal. the bland (sleeve), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 18:13 (five years ago) link

he's been a Schmuck on both siiiides now

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 18:16 (five years ago) link

no one's told Chuck that Tim Russert's dead.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 18:17 (five years ago) link

Dear world: stop acting like the GOP has a valid point or a leg to stand on.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link

Chuck is probably a hundred times worse than Nancy

frogbs, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link

Every time you compartmentalize shit into sides of mutual equivalence, you validate the side of extremity. Fuck that shit, and fuck you if you do that shit.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 18:27 (five years ago) link

I had A Moment today driving to my job at a public university attended mostly by the children of Rick Scott and Ron DeSantis supporters; this is just to show that I'm not all stern-looks-over-bifocals in this thread.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link

no amount of capitulating is gonna stop trump and his ilk from calling the dems an angry mob

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 18:54 (five years ago) link

just garbage political instincts.

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 18:54 (five years ago) link

meanwhile, on the jugular side


(A) report published by the Council of Economic Advisers warns that "socialism is making a comeback in American political discourse," and zeroes in on proposals to enact "Medicare for all" championed by progressive lawmakers.

The report comes between an op-ed by Trump in USA Today decrying government-run health-care proposals — which included a series of claims that were subsequently torn apart by fact-checkers — and the midterm elections in November, where Democrats are favored in most generic ballot polls to reclaim a majority in the House of Representatives.

"It is not unusual for the White House to issue statements that reinforce the political themes the president's party is campaigning on before an election," said veteran election attorney Brett Kappel, a partner at Akerman. "But it is very unusual for the Council of Economic Advisers — a supposedly nonpartisan body of experts — to be used for this purpose," he said.

In a conference call with reporters Tuesday morning, the council's chairman, Kevin Hassett, said that "proposals on the table, like the Medicare for all proposal," are "very consistent with the design of socialism." He added that his role on the economic council "isn't to be a politician, it's to be an analyst."

Hassett did not reveal how much time and money were spent on the report.

The report, entitled "The Opportunity Costs of Socialism," does not directly attack Democratic politicians as political candidates, which could potentially be seen as a violation of the Hatch Act's restrictions on executive branch employees' political activities.

But it does refer numerous times to Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., a self-described democratic socialist who ran for president as a Democrat in 2016 and offered a sweeping health-care overhaul.

And under the heading "The Socialist Economic Narrative: Exploitation Corrected by Central Planning," the report associates Sanders and possible 2020 presidential contender Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., with famous figures often considered icons of leftist politics and ideology: Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin and Mao Zedong.

"The socialist narrative names the oppressors of the vulnerable, such as the bourgeoisie (Marx), kulaks (Lenin), landlords (Mao), and giant corporations (Sanders and Warren)," the report says.

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2018/10/23/white-house-issues-report-slamming-socialism-as-trump-blasts-democrats.html

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 19:13 (five years ago) link

naming the oppressors of the vulnerable - my god! what next???

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link

has anyone gotten an even somewhat accurate headcount of the caravan? read on here yesterday that it was 1,000. saw some right winger say it was 12,000+. just heard a Trumper on MSNBC say 7,000. wtf?

flappy bird, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link

it is definitely more than 1000. i don't want to google for sure, because i don't feel like looking at a bunch of sensationalism and/or propaganda

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 19:19 (five years ago) link

get yourself a mug of hot tea, slip off your shoes, and relax with the stats

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 19:22 (five years ago) link

that 'opportunity costs' report is delightful

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 19:34 (five years ago) link

liquidate the giant corporations

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 19:55 (five years ago) link

lmaoooooooo hoos

frogbs, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 19:58 (five years ago) link

Stopping the caravan is not just about national security or preventing crime, it is also about national sovereignty and the rule of law. Those who seek to come to America must do so the right and legal way.

— Tyler Q. Houlton (@SpoxDHS) October 23, 2018

presenting yourself at the border and seeking asylum is the right and legal way you fuckin dum dums

gbx, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 20:43 (five years ago) link

who is that fucking idiot? "What I’m doing here is literary criticism. That’s my genre." Uh, you're a computer science professor.

akm, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 20:50 (five years ago) link

Why are computer science professors interviewed about Trump/politics in the first place?

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 20:54 (five years ago) link

which new Perlstein?

― You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn),

his latest, i should say (invisible bridge). i only recently picked up a remaindered copy (and the last 2 years seem to have passed in a split second) so it feels fresh to me.

Karl malone did you see https://thebaffler.com/salvos/time-bandits-perlstein

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, October 23, 2018 12:49 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i did! i actually read that a while back, around the time it was published. i don't mean to sound like one of the many people he quotes in that article ("this is JUST like 1968!"). just that reading his books helps me to provide a deeper understanding of the historical precedent for today's events which often seem so unprecedented

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 21:01 (five years ago) link

xp he's not just a computer science professor, he's an archgenius (who doesn't believe in man-made climate change)

really love the prep-school kids and yale profs who think they understand the 'average american' better than anyone else

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 21:02 (five years ago) link

I haven't gotten to Invisible Bridge yet (because I needed a goddamn breather already), but having read the two preceding volumes of Rick Perlstein's History of Conservative Termites Slowly Decimating the Foundations of 20th Century America within the past year, I am definitely feeling your vibe, km.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 21:33 (five years ago) link

xpost problem is what do you do about the Hack Gap? How do you mitigate the damage this does to any possibility of fact-based debate? Yglesias doesn't offer solutions.

fajita seas, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 21:37 (five years ago) link

Sea level rise, fool.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link

he was also a unabomber victim. guess crazy is contagious

maura, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 22:28 (five years ago) link

just that reading his books helps me to provide a deeper understanding of the historical precedent for today's events which often seem so unprecedented

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, October 23, 2018 5:01 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah the "nothing new under the sun" aspect of nixonland is weirdly comforting.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 22:54 (five years ago) link

the emphasis on how outside the standard of ‘culture’ of the GOP Nixon was, was really the eye-opener to me, reading it, last year

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 23:27 (five years ago) link

maybe ‘the elite political establishment’ rather than the GOP

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 23:28 (five years ago) link

been watching the GA gov debate. Brian Kemp is such a scumbag

Dan S, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 00:14 (five years ago) link

So, I'm a partisan, but I'm trying to figure out what crime Andrew Gillum committed by accepting Hamilton tickets from an FBI agent other than possibly lying about where he got them? What quid pro quo happened?

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 01:30 (five years ago) link

He paid the cast to accost Pence!

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 01:44 (five years ago) link

well was it Broadway or the tour?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 01:45 (five years ago) link

It was George Hamilton

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 01:50 (five years ago) link

hamilton is lame (except that song wait for it, which is OK), but—and this may surprise some of you here—i'd still vote for gillum if i lived in florida

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 01:53 (five years ago) link

you’re lame

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 02:08 (five years ago) link

The crime he committed was being a democrat afaict. Had he been a republican, it would have been acceptable for him to lift the tickets off the body of an undercover FBI agent he'd just eaten and partially devoured (particularly if he did so while denouncing abortion and perhaps also making a vulgar comment about a woman).

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 02:11 (five years ago) link

that's quite mean xp

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 02:12 (five years ago) link

'killed and partially devoured' is what I meant to say, of course.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 02:12 (five years ago) link

to me this is the worst sort of political reporting. Okay, fine, a contradiction has emerged about the tickets, but what does it prove? It's a classic squid-ink story. Even the Politico story buries the lead:

Zimet said the acceptance of gifts by Gillum is “probably not” a federal “theft of honest services” crime “if there’s not some quid pro quo attached to it,” and a quid pro quo can either be a vote “or a promise to do something that gets you closer to criminality.”

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 02:21 (five years ago) link

“Florida politician fails to commit crime” might be newsworthy tbh

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 02:27 (five years ago) link

As soon as I opened this thread and saw this dumb Hamilton thing I knew CNN would be breathlessly reporting on it in large type font as if it was a scandal equivalent to (insert whatever Trump did today.)

omar little, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 02:53 (five years ago) link

The revelation is the latest development regarding a federal investigation into public corruption in Tallahassee, Florida, where Gillum has been mayor since 2014.The records, which were subpoenaed by the state ethics commissions last week according to the Tampa Bay Times, cast doubt on the explanation from Gillum's campaign that the mayor received the ticket from his brother Marcus.

The FBI probe centers on whether developers successfully influenced city projects. At one point in the probe, an undercover agent successfully infiltrated Gillum's inner circle. No one has been charged with any wrongdoing.

Gillum has repeatedly said the FBI told him he is not a focus of the investigation. But his attendance at a Broadway show with lobbyist and longtime friend Adam Corey, along with his brother and the federal agent, who went by Mike Miller, has been used by political opponents to suggest Gillum is potentially under more direct scrutiny.

I mean "has been used by political opponents" -- awesome use of passive voice, burying lead, etc

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 03:05 (five years ago) link

“and yet the GOP suggests otherwise” being used as implicit evidence for the purposes of a hard hitting news story is such a trash, amoral hack move.

omar little, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 03:10 (five years ago) link

Politico also wrote a fluff piece on Rick Scott today. Almost like they had an agenda

Dan S, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 03:15 (five years ago) link

but he's so fluffy

https://i.imgur.com/qKyycSA.jpg

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 03:19 (five years ago) link

lol. he should also be in prison for defrauding Medicare

Dan S, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 03:26 (five years ago) link

let's end this

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 03:29 (five years ago) link

Human existence, you mean? I'm game.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 03:36 (five years ago) link

This is good: https://www.vox.com/2018/10/23/18004478/hack-gap-explained

is there a media criticism thread? so much of our current agony is directly related to the neverending stream of bullshit that we have to wade through in order to locate pieces of the truth. i have no idea how to "fix" it, or if it can be fixed.

Now two days in a row. Happening all over again. pic.twitter.com/r1RYRnbF0n

— Mark Copelovitch (@mcopelov) October 23, 2018

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 04:59 (five years ago) link

Used to be a popular NYT thread, but that seems to have been exhausted.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 05:31 (five years ago) link

not limited to NYT by any means, though. i just mean the current media landscape, fox, breitbart, nyt, talk radio, garbage local news from sinclair, megyn kelly on msnbc, everything

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 05:36 (five years ago) link

re: media criticism, this is currently the lead story on Fox Breitbart oh wait no it's CNN:

https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/24/politics/donald-trump-midterms-immigration-oval-office/index.html

can't seem to get myself unstuck from this phrase in particular:

Trump's virtuoso flexing of his significant but often diabolical political skills
Trump's virtuoso flexing of his significant but often diabolical political skills
Trump's virtuoso flexing of his significant but often diabolical political skills
Trump's virtuoso flexing of his significant but often diabolical political skills
Trump's virtuoso flexing of his significant but often diabolical political skills

evol j, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 13:32 (five years ago) link

theyve intercepted one for obama too

nxd, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 13:40 (five years ago) link

Chuck Schumer is hoping someone yells at Ben Sasse at an Applebee's so he can denounce both at once. https://t.co/dp1emdz7Oo

— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) October 24, 2018

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 13:50 (five years ago) link

Be careful of an Obama "bomb" to win election! Would be a horrible thing to do.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 26, 2012

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 14:22 (five years ago) link

CNN mailroom in NY also received a bomb.

Here's the moment CNN had to handoff to DC and evacuate Time Warner Center in New York pic.twitter.com/TUtnWrss9z

— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) October 24, 2018

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 14:29 (five years ago) link

I guess the upside here is whoever's sending these out doesn't seem to be any kind of tactical genius.

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 14:30 (five years ago) link

the soros false flag machine is working around the clock on these huh

i’ll hufflepuff i’ll blow you away (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 14:32 (five years ago) link

Literally just overheard people I’m training in southern Indiana debating the Soros conspiracy

Heez, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 14:36 (five years ago) link

fucking hell

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link

evacuating a building live on tv because you got a bomb likely from the same yahoo that mailed bombs to the clintons and george soros

2018 is fake, this is the mirror universe, i hate it

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 14:38 (five years ago) link

xxp oh yeah, every comment thread on Twitter is inundated with batshit right wingers who are certain this is a psyop by liberals, aided by the FBI/CIA, to gain sympathy prior to the midterms.

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 14:40 (five years ago) link

imagine if the left had a fraction of the psycho terrorist gusto that the right has

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 14:44 (five years ago) link

anybody else read Buda's Wagon? suggested.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 14:44 (five years ago) link

I've been meaning to read some Mike Davis for a long time! xp

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link

lol eliza

i’ll hufflepuff i’ll blow you away (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 14:47 (five years ago) link

I'm guessing the NYT mail room will be terrified right now.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 14:57 (five years ago) link

I've been meaning to read some Mike Davis for a long time! xp

― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, October 24, 2018 2:46 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(i am kind of joking in invoking it but only kind of)

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:07 (five years ago) link

Mrs Justice Ginni is on the case

A photo of bloodied law enforcement officers from 2012 was used to make false claims about the migrant caravan. Here’s Ginni Thomas, wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, helping spread it: https://t.co/03omMOnwPS pic.twitter.com/2bqji6TwwH

— Craig Silverman (@CraigSilverman) October 23, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:12 (five years ago) link

wtf is wrong with these people

NYT swaps out its kicker without explanation. https://t.co/GUGcQsad6H pic.twitter.com/7ojrT5KG0z

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) October 24, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:14 (five years ago) link

gotta "both sides" it somehow

meanwhile

Unbelievable -- a Fox News segment fear-mongering about the 'left-wing mob' and 'incivility' toward Mitch McConnell at a restaurant was interrupted by breaking news coverage of a string of bombs sent to prominent Democrats pic.twitter.com/UKZogGKHHA

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 24, 2018

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:16 (five years ago) link

speaking on both sides:

CLARIFICATION: At this time the Secret Service has intercepted TWO suspicious packages - one in NY and one in D.C. Reports of a third intercepted package addressed to the WH are incorrect. We refer media to our statement: https://t.co/lJdTn04KmI

— U.S. Secret Service (@SecretService) October 24, 2018

rob, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:16 (five years ago) link

i dunno if 'unbelievable' is the first descriptor i'd reach for in this case tbh xp

i’ll hufflepuff i’ll blow you away (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:17 (five years ago) link

I saw this too and was like wtf:

this is how NYT is covering Clinton bomb scare. pic.twitter.com/kn2a8wVGct

— Eric Boehlert (@EricBoehlert) October 24, 2018

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:18 (five years ago) link

NEW: @AaronKatersky reports a suspicious explosive device addressed to @NYGovCuomo.

— WBEN NewsRadio 930AM (@NewsRadio930) October 24, 2018

eh maybe don't rush so fast to stop that one

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:32 (five years ago) link

We condemn the attempted attacks against fmr Pres Obama, the Clintons, @CNN & others. These cowardly actions are despicable & have no place in this Country. Grateful for swift response of @SecretService, @FBI & local law enforcement. Those responsible will be brought to justice.

— Vice President Mike Pence (@VP) October 24, 2018

love how everyone has to capitalize Country now

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:33 (five years ago) link

just sitting here anticipating the "liberal" media going full-on fascist in oh about 2.5 years

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:35 (five years ago) link

wow a rote boilerplate condemnation feels like a gasp of air, holy shit

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:36 (five years ago) link

the CNN bomb apparently addressed to John Brennan, MSNBC contributor

President Keyes, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:38 (five years ago) link

literal bombs dropping in last minute of election cycle lol

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:41 (five years ago) link

This is frightening. Whoever is sending these must be a doofus, but only one has to get through

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link

well to be fair to the GOP it's probably bad strategy to full on embrace the bombers and elevate them to cabinet positions on the eve of the midterms.

omar little, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:44 (five years ago) link

How does a post office employee not stare you down when you walk up with some heavy boxes addressed to people like Soros, the Clintons, Obama, to get them stamped and sent off?

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:45 (five years ago) link

I'm not particularly frightened. This seems like a re-run of the anthrax scare. also Obama and Clinton aren't in office and either of them got it the martyrdom and resulting shift in political landscape would be pretty immediate (if not long-lasting). dgaf about Cuomo or CNN tbh.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:45 (five years ago) link

cuomo probably started the rumor himself so he could look important

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link

#metoo

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:49 (five years ago) link

#BREAKING: Sunrise Police Department confirms an office building has been evacuated due to suspicious package in the mail. It’s the same building where the office of U.S. Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz is located. @CBS4Ted is live at noon.

— CBS4 Miami (@CBSMiami) October 24, 2018

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link

"The packages all have a return address belonging to a prominent democratic official (we are not naming that person at this time in the investigation)."

Dan S, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link

lemme guess Maxine Waters?

President Keyes, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:52 (five years ago) link

oh shit -- Sunrise is about 30 minutes northwest of me.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:52 (five years ago) link

oh no it's gotta be Bernie

President Keyes, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link

according to Chris Riotta on twitter, at least two packages had return labels from Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Dan S, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:55 (five years ago) link

separate thread for this, assuming it's going to last years with the investigation, trial, civil war 2, etc?

or keep it here, because no big deal just another day in 2018?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link

according to Chris Riotta on twitter, at least two packages had return labels from Debbie Wasserman Schultz


case closed

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:57 (five years ago) link

xpost yeah wasn't there ricen sent to Pelosi and Schumer last week? That was sure a big story

President Keyes, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:57 (five years ago) link

strikes me as a one day isolated thing but clearly could have copycat ramifications

akm, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:58 (five years ago) link

Got my alert at 11:52a. pic.twitter.com/qWlMVjD9h8

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) October 24, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:58 (five years ago) link

xxpost oh i guess it was to the White House and Pentagon, and not really ricin

fake news

President Keyes, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 15:59 (five years ago) link

my first thought upon seeing the Time Warner Center was "gonna come down"

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 16:06 (five years ago) link

my mom just texted me asking if i'm being evacuated

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 16:15 (five years ago) link

if you send her a gus from the wire gif will she get it

j., Wednesday, 24 October 2018 16:17 (five years ago) link

lmao

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 16:18 (five years ago) link

BREAKING: Authorities intercept suspicious package that was sent to former AG Eric Holder, officials tells @PeteWilliamsNBC. pic.twitter.com/3otSSLPxb3

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) October 24, 2018

so what's the list so far?

obama
clinton
cnn
soros
debbie wasserman schultz
holder
brennan (or was he just the addressee for the cnn bomb?)

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 16:56 (five years ago) link

The lengths libs will go to win the midterms i swear

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 16:58 (five years ago) link

looks like both sides to me

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 16:59 (five years ago) link

Pon de mailroom

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:02 (five years ago) link

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:03 (five years ago) link

+ office of Kamala Harris

Yerac, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link

who's the 2020 frontrunner now eh

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:06 (five years ago) link

the harris one ended up being not a bomb, per something i saw on twitter

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:06 (five years ago) link

NBC News: Per a statement from Sen. Kamala Harris' office and local police there is NO suspicious package at the Senator's office in San Diego and the item police did check out was not addressed to her and was found to not be a device of any kind. Reported w/ @anblanx

— Tom Winter (@Tom_Winter) October 24, 2018

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:07 (five years ago) link

who's the 2020 frontrunner now eh

guilty lol

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:10 (five years ago) link

Ah, I see they evacuated but it was a false alarm.

Yerac, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:12 (five years ago) link

I have a suspicious package in my shorts

akm, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:15 (five years ago) link

It seems highly likely everyone can correctly guess about that package.

Yerac, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link

Hi. Former Secret Service here. In fact, I was trained in Technical Security (mitigation of explosive, radiological, hazardous materials, chemical, and biological threats). You have no idea what you’re talking about. None. https://t.co/3GaCEJBbpC

— J.J. Hensley (@JJHensleyauthor) October 24, 2018

"bombs" vs "explosive devices", and the whitehouse is going with "terrorizing acts"

Statement on suspicious packages: pic.twitter.com/pYSbDvCvuk

— Sarah Sanders (@PressSec) October 24, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:23 (five years ago) link

strategy of tension

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:29 (five years ago) link

cuomo says he got a bomb as well, although his spokesperson said he didn't earlier today

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/cuomo-announces-device-sent-to-his-office-as-well

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:39 (five years ago) link

spox: he did not get a--
cuomo, rushing to the mic with a re-taped Amazon Prime box: I RECEIVED A PACKAGE

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:45 (five years ago) link

for cuomo getting his own bomb is a matter of prestige

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:46 (five years ago) link

one of the drudgeries of being a late capitalism political figure is wondering why you didn't get a package bomb

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:48 (five years ago) link

trump is supposed to talk about this shit in 10 minutes. will be very tough for him to resist both sides-ing it

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:51 (five years ago) link

not quite sure why a righty loon would target BillHil and Debbie *now* -- they did their part in getting us here.

voting Green against Cuomo for governor, hope he wins with 49%

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:53 (five years ago) link

yeah i mean the thing i try to keep in mind at times like this is that perps of this kind generally have no coherent worldview to express mail, as it were

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link

true, the guy is probably like Trump w/out money

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:57 (five years ago) link

not quite sure why a righty loon would target BillHil and Debbie *now* -- they did their part in getting us here.

... dude, come on, the right's fixation on the evils of the clintons is inflexible, thanks for owning the libs again tho

princess of hell (BradNelson), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:00 (five years ago) link

but Bannon + Fox want her to run again.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:01 (five years ago) link

not quite sure why a righty loon would target BillHil and Debbie *now*

Maybe they mailed the packages months ago, but the failing post office only just now got around to them.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:05 (five years ago) link

Maxine Waters also got a package

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:07 (five years ago) link

yes. Chris Riotta's twitter feed has been good for hearing updates. From his reporting a "suspicious package sent to Maxine Waters has been intercepted by Capitol Hill police - this may be the package discovered at the congressional mail facility in Maryland". Also, the suspicious package at the DWS office may have been one returned from Eric Holder's office

Dan S, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:07 (five years ago) link

HRC is their Prometheus, they want her liver pecked out every day and regenerated so she can run again.

WmC, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:08 (five years ago) link

Maybe they mailed the packages months ago, but the failing post office only just now got around to them.

― Josh in Chicago

real lol

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:13 (five years ago) link

Someone ask Pete King when he was last at the post office.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) October 24, 2018

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:21 (five years ago) link

the package sent to "John Brenan" at CNN was delivered by courier, according to Shimon Prokupecz

Dan S, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:25 (five years ago) link

I can’t believe the official white house statement was a screenshot of something written on the iphone notes app

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:32 (five years ago) link

trump just gave a statement of sorts, at the beginning of a regularly scheduled speech on opioids. he gave a pretty generic boilerplate denouncement of "threats and acts of political violence", to which he received a standing ovation, said "thank you", and then said "that was a very bipartisan statement"

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:35 (five years ago) link

i can xp

i’ll hufflepuff i’ll blow you away (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:36 (five years ago) link

I live in Trump-y country and can affirm that 80% of the comments on the local paper's article about the attempted bombings are along the lines of "FALSE FLAG FROM DEMORATS!" with like 40 likes apiece.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link

1/4 of the commenters in question are burly 50something guys with salt-and-pepper beards who ride Harleys fwiw.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link

(don't see Nate Silver factoring my demographic analysis into his forecasts smdh)

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link

rush limbaugh has already made that his position, a couple hours ago.

it's amazing to me that so many people not only entertain the possibility of false flags in situations like this, but that they are so absolutely CERTAIN about it, even as the event itself is still unfolding! and even more amazing than that is that they are ever taken seriously again, in any walk of life, by anyone who knows them.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:41 (five years ago) link

https://ptpimg.me/ixl649.png

on the other hand, some of my mom's 70something leftist friends have convinced themselves that the migrant caravan was instigated by the right wing. both sides!

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:43 (five years ago) link

very bad people on both sides

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:44 (five years ago) link

these are people influenced by those who argue the earth is flat and Obama is literally an emissary sent directly from hell

omar little, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:44 (five years ago) link

he received a standing ovation, said "thank you", and then said "that was a very bipartisan statement"

"I pooped today! ......... General Kelly helped me flush."

WmC, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link

very good boy

omar little, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link

my mom's friends are strangely receptive to my snopes-esque attempts to correct their conspiracy theorizing. they're like, "oh, thanks. hmm, I guess I was wrong." you'd think after 20x posting weird unsubstantiated things from websites like bluewave4real.biz and realizing it was dubious, you'd develop a stronger bullshit detector.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link

btw why is rush limbaugh so seldom mentioned these days? did he lose his audience to Fox News? was he just outpaced by even crazier, more craven right-wing people? back in the early 2000s he was the face of the right-wing media.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link

he's still incredibly popular, he's just not the most outrageous right winger anymore

flappy bird, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:51 (five years ago) link

he must be held together with string and chewing gum at this point, how has he not had a fatal coronary by now?

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link

you'd think after 20x posting weird unsubstantiated things from websites

I still see Trump's bogus "I'd run as a Repub, they're stupid" quote regularly. Some folks never learn.

Freddy "Boom Boom" QAnon (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 19:01 (five years ago) link

i've seen "kavanaugh's first vote was to disenfranchise native americans in North Dakota" regularly over the past two weeks and had to correct people

akm, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 19:20 (five years ago) link

uncharted territory

Average dollars raised by House candidates as of quarter 3 2018:

Democrats: 1.4 MILLION
Republicans: 200 thousand

Dems raising 7x as much cash as Republicans this year. Was 1.7x in 2006. https://t.co/hW3q1oVwc5 pic.twitter.com/BoJGKo2x9k

— G. Elliott Morris📈🤷‍♂️ (@gelliottmorris) October 24, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 19:24 (five years ago) link

xp a plausible lie is the best kind of lie

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 19:29 (five years ago) link

It's nice that Dem are raising more money, but also what a complete waste of money campaigning is.

Yerac, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 19:50 (five years ago) link

almost makes you wish you actually could just buy elections

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 19:50 (five years ago) link

a little silly to look at means when certain races are getting the lion's share of that sum -- gimme that sweet average individual contribution figure

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 20:05 (five years ago) link

but idk obv morris is smarter than me?? w/e

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 20:06 (five years ago) link

if there was campaign finance reform, voter rights reform, ballot reform, district reform, electoral structure reform and the dismantling of the two-party system, you could get a pretty nice democracy going

ageing Betty H. Smith (sic), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 20:09 (five years ago) link

This essay is worth a read.

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 20:15 (five years ago) link

That chart only looks at money donated to individual candidates, when the Rs have more than matched that $ if RNC, RCCC, and PAC money is brought into the picture

Bnad, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 20:35 (five years ago) link

yeah there's no way dems will ever beat GOP in pure cash flow, not by much, anyway. the question is whether the flood of individual donations is a reliable barometer of turnout.
i suspect not... a lot of the money coming into the race in my district (where the dem is running a very uphill campaign in a R+20 district) is from elsewhere... people in blue districts with money to burn. there are plenty of locals donating, too, sure. but a good % of people donating are out of district and while that "helps" (in terms of campaign hiring staff, printing up signs, etc.) it probably doesn't translate in any strong way to votes.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link

i;ve been doing as much volunteering as i can, but i've noticed that the campaign is emphasizing turnout rather than persuasion... going over and over the same neighborhoods w/ more reliably dem voters to make sure they've talked to everyone. but in a district where GOP has a +30% or +40% registration advantage that isn't going to cut it. we'll see.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 20:54 (five years ago) link

a fair chunk of that out-of-district money should be going to GOTV and canvassing, which def increases turnout. at any rate, we'll know in a couple weeks.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 20:54 (five years ago) link

lol xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 20:55 (five years ago) link

"persuasion" is generally not a reliable investment of campaign cash, not nearly as reliable as registration drives + GOTV operations

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 20:55 (five years ago) link

right, it increases turnout, but in a red district you need turnout + lots of republicans not voting + a fair number of republicans switching sides.
of course, that's just my district.

when you're on the ground canvassing it's hard to imagine, sometimes, that it has any affect. i talk to lots of folks and have good conversations but maybe one person every day or two seems to have been genuinely persuaded to vote when they wouldn't otherwise.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 20:56 (five years ago) link

er, effect.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 20:56 (five years ago) link

the best day i had was going around a puerto rican neighborhood where we talked to probably a half-dozen people who were like "honestly i wasn't going to vote because nobody is reaching out to us but i'm glad you came by and talked to me and i'm going to vote now" but i can't take any credit for that b/c my canvassing partner was a spanish speaker and she did 95% of the talking and i just stood back and smiled and nodded occasionally.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 20:57 (five years ago) link

this is why old-school union operations were so effective - they would physically take you to the poll and make you sure you voted the way they wanted. Or (in the more corrupt cases) they just voted for you and stuffed ballot boxes.

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 20:58 (five years ago) link

i had a couple of those "i'm going to nod and pretend i 100% understand oh shit he just addressed a question to me and i have no idea what to say" moments (i have very spotty spanish from back in 7th grade).

xpost

i once drove an old (like 80something) woman to the polls! it wasn't actually my job that day, but i knocked on her door and she was like "i'd love to vote, but i can't walk there" (actually, she only spoke spanish but somehow we were able to communicate enough to figure this out) so i was like, "uh, i guess i'll just drive you." it felt really good. she took an hour to vote, though, so i shared like three cigarettes with the woman handing out flyers for the dems outside the polling place (whose aunt was running for a local judge position).

anyway.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 21:00 (five years ago) link

would do it for a Negroni tbh

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 21:01 (five years ago) link

i have this argument w/ my girlfriend sometimes but some old-school machine corruption was kind of effective, or at least more effective than some of the current alternatives.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 21:02 (five years ago) link

i don't just mean "effective" in a machiavellian sense either.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 21:02 (five years ago) link

Has Wild Wild Country taught us nothing? Everyone has to show up to vote.

Yerac, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 21:19 (five years ago) link

wait a second, didn't the Wild Wild Country leaders recruit destitute people from other jurisdictions and bring them in to swing the vote at the last direction?

i should probably stop making this joke before some conservative blog finds it and thinks they've discovered another liberal conspiracy

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 21:33 (five years ago) link

didn't the Wild Wild Country leaders recruit destitute people from other jurisdictions and bring them in to swing the vote at the last direction

nothing illegal about this at all btw as long as they were registered to vote in their current jurisdiction in time for the election

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 21:41 (five years ago) link

this is why old-school union operations were so effective - they would physically take you to the poll and make you sure you voted the way they wanted. Or (in the more corrupt cases) they just voted for you and stuffed ballot boxes.

xp

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, October 24, 2018 8:58 PM (forty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one of my favorite stories about Fred Ross, Cesar Chavez's organizing mentor, is the LA city council election his org swayed by inventing the blueprint for the systematic talk-to-every-friendly-voter-on-election-day approach that smart campaigners still use today. fuckin clipboards and lists and knockin on doors.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link

That chart only looks at money donated to individual candidates, when the Rs have more than matched that $ if RNC, RCCC, and PAC money is brought into the picture

one explanation i heard for the validity of the chart presented up there, rather than one that includesthe PAC, etc. funds, is that the individual donations correlate much more reliably to positive voter turnout and not only across individual candidates but across the party at issue?

Hunt3r, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 21:50 (five years ago) link

From CNN OpEd:

"Recent terrorism has emanated from the left and right. In June 2017, 66-year-old James T. Hodgkinson III attacked Republican members of Congress who were practicing baseball in Alexandria, Virginia, injuring five, including House Majority Whip Steve Scalise, who was gravely wounded."

Then it goes on to describe how 73 out of the 104 acts of domestic terror came from far-right groups.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 22:11 (five years ago) link

Violence from the left is property damage and ruining someone's weekday dinner plans. Violence on the right is murdering doctors, students, churchgoers and people just trying to live their life.

Yerac, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 22:20 (five years ago) link

yeah but Steve Scalise

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 22:22 (five years ago) link

should have died

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 22:25 (five years ago) link

if there were any justice in the world

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 22:25 (five years ago) link

"Chinese and Russian spies are listening in on calls by President Trump, who has often ignored warnings from aides that his iPhones aren't secure." - NYT alert

oh man, this is going to humiliate all of the people who were so concerned about the security vulnerabilities introduced by hillary clinton's use of private email servers. i mean, if they didn't care about Trump using his iphone against all advice, they'd be deeply hypocritical. wow

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 22:27 (five years ago) link

The whole story is amusing.

The New York Times reports Chinese spies are listening to the president's calls on his iPhone. And, though aides have told him to use secure lines – and have told him the Russians/Chinese are listening – he still insists on calling from his cellphone.https://t.co/n6PTFlgjRH pic.twitter.com/MuLuHatVJV

— 💀andrew👻kaczynski🎃 (@KFILE) October 24, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 22:27 (five years ago) link

"...they have told him that Russian spies are routinely eavesdropping on the calls, as well. But aides say the voluble president, who has been pressured into using his secure White House landline more often these days, has still refused to give up his iPhones."

well of course. using his iPhone is an easy way to keep in touch with Putin's friends without having to go all the way over there and demand that they hold a one-on-one meeting with no one else present.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 22:33 (five years ago) link

There’s a great example of this in Fame is the Spur by howard spring, a novel about the early Labour Party in the UK. The protagonist pushing a old man to the polls nearly gets run down by the lord of the manor bussing Tory voters to the poll in his coach. There’s currently an 80sradio adaptation of this, starring Ian McKellan, streaming on the BBC right now.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0121293

See also scenes in the the brensham trilogy by John Moore, beer or cash for votes.

Not sure why I’m derailing the thread with this but enjoy.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 22:35 (five years ago) link

xpost If I were Hannity this news might give me a little pause.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 22:35 (five years ago) link

trump certainly has little paws amirite

la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 22:38 (five years ago) link

because of his nonstop rampage about clinton's server? it should give him a little pause, because of the hypocrisy, but...i mean who's going to call him out on it that he cares about?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 22:41 (five years ago) link

Probably not really a security concern because whatever lines of bullshit they pick up from his calls would only muddy the waters.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 22:41 (five years ago) link

BREAKING: Justice Department asks Supreme Court to rule businesses can discriminate against workers based on their sexual orientation, gender identity without violating federal law. https://t.co/5DGvkfuBRd

— Bloomberg Law (@BloombergLaw) October 24, 2018

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link

xp i don't know, given the choice of listening in on the PUSA's private phone calls vs not being able to listen in on them, i'm pretty sure any other country would choose to listen in on them

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 22:47 (five years ago) link

because of his nonstop rampage about clinton's server? it should give him a little pause, because of the hypocrisy, but...i mean who's going to call him out on it that he cares about?

No, because he's almost certainly one of the guys Trump chats with a lot. By all accounts they regularly do.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 22:48 (five years ago) link

All the Chinese would hear is slurping and fapping sounds

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 22:56 (five years ago) link

Trump don't fap

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 23:01 (five years ago) link

All the Chinese would hear is slurping and fapping sounds

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal),

take it to the gay thread, sailor

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 23:03 (five years ago) link

Maybe the Chinese now have all the details of the middle-class tax cut and the radical Islamists in the refugee caravan.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 23:27 (five years ago) link

Also details about how "Stormy's still totally in to me".

The Greta Van Gerwig (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 23:31 (five years ago) link

Great Gillum line tonight, reportedly, re: opponent: I'm not saying he's a racist, but the racists sure think he's a racist.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 October 2018 00:51 (five years ago) link

was gonna say, in re. the cell phone calls, they might not get info useful to nat'l security, but the chinese et al may very well get stuff they could use to blackmail people.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 25 October 2018 00:57 (five years ago) link

so could the CIA, for that matter.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 25 October 2018 00:58 (five years ago) link

That Gillum line

As my grandmother used to say — a hit dog will holler. pic.twitter.com/kC34Ldd0is

— Andrew Gillum (@AndrewGillum) October 25, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 25 October 2018 02:39 (five years ago) link

Seriously. That may be the best comeback since Bentsen dunked on Quayle .

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 October 2018 02:59 (five years ago) link

yup.

he shoots, he scores.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 25 October 2018 03:03 (five years ago) link

i really hope gillum isn't corrupt. he's charismatic as hell.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 25 October 2018 03:04 (five years ago) link

he's a fucking star

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 October 2018 03:29 (five years ago) link

holy shit that clip

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 October 2018 03:29 (five years ago) link

I mean, he gets compared to Obama all the time down here but Obama could not smile, offer a Positive Message, and hit back this hard.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 October 2018 03:30 (five years ago) link

that was very satisfying

omar little, Thursday, 25 October 2018 03:32 (five years ago) link

desantis's face after the last line is particularly satisfying

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 25 October 2018 03:39 (five years ago) link

^ yes

watch the clip in context did give me a great thrill of schadenfreude but it's probably only worth watching once https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xDBNJ0Go0Y

whereas the gillum response has lasting replay value

crüt, Thursday, 25 October 2018 03:44 (five years ago) link

love this guy

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 October 2018 03:44 (five years ago) link

in re. de santis, i keep thinking of:

https://ptpimg.me/l4h7mp.jpg

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 25 October 2018 04:38 (five years ago) link

https://ptpimg.me/l4h7mp.jpg

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 25 October 2018 04:38 (five years ago) link

plane crash in LA yesterday:

A plane crashed onto the 101 Freeway in Agoura Hills on Tuesday afternoon, authorities said. https://t.co/L09NSqhq3k pic.twitter.com/dXHLoY4aKB

— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) October 23, 2018

koogs, Thursday, 25 October 2018 09:00 (five years ago) link

um

Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Thursday, 25 October 2018 09:05 (five years ago) link

that plane tho

Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Thursday, 25 October 2018 09:05 (five years ago) link

just a series of assassinations attempts on prominent democrats while nazi aircraft take to the skies over los angeles, let's be cool

la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 October 2018 09:42 (five years ago) link

There’s a great example of this in Fame is the Spur by howard spring, a novel about the early Labour Party in the UK. The protagonist pushing a old man to the polls nearly gets run down by the lord of the manor bussing Tory voters to the poll in his coach. There’s currently an 80sradio adaptation of this, starring Ian McKellan, streaming on the BBC right now.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0121293

See also scenes in the the brensham trilogy by John Moore, beer or cash for votes.

Not sure why I’m derailing the thread with this but enjoy.

The film version was on Talking Pictures recently, but like the main portagonist, played by Michael Redgrave, I felt like I'd aged from 18 to 76 just watching it.

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 October 2018 10:50 (five years ago) link

good mourning!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 October 2018 11:25 (five years ago) link

> brensham trilogy

further derail - my mum was from the village he lived in, kemerton. the book focuses on brensham (bredon) and elmbury (tewkesbury) iirc.

koogs, Thursday, 25 October 2018 11:36 (five years ago) link

a+

la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 October 2018 11:48 (five years ago) link

suspicious package to Robert de Niro

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 25 October 2018 12:02 (five years ago) link

will, omg

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 25 October 2018 12:14 (five years ago) link

If you're carrying out a white flag operation the actor Robert De Niro has got to be an obvious target.

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 October 2018 12:23 (five years ago) link

A very big part of the Anger we see today in our society is caused by the purposely false and inaccurate reporting of the Mainstream Media that I refer to as Fake News. It has gotten so bad and hateful that it is beyond description. Mainstream Media must clean up its act, FAST!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 25, 2018

Remember when the Obama administration suggested the Benghazi attacks were a response to an anti-Muslim video and Republicans lost their fucking minds?

crüt, Thursday, 25 October 2018 12:31 (five years ago) link

The mainstream media must stop inciting violence against CNN.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 25 October 2018 12:33 (five years ago) link

I’m afraid one of these bombs will go off honestly

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 25 October 2018 12:34 (five years ago) link

It'll be the office postboy that ends up getting his hands blown off. And all because of the mainstream media. Sad.

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 October 2018 12:36 (five years ago) link

Trump should get to the bottom of these bad vibes, stat.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 October 2018 12:51 (five years ago) link

Biden gets a bomb too

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 25 October 2018 12:58 (five years ago) link

Fox News' undercoverage of this is expectedly grotesque. it's like the fourth story down on the website and refers to DeNiro as a "lefty acting legend."

evol j, Thursday, 25 October 2018 13:29 (five years ago) link

Actually, he is most famous for playing righties.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 October 2018 13:38 (five years ago) link

Fahrenthold, rightfully, is covering the civil suit trial prompted by his investigations into Trump's 'charity' donations. Perfect timing, really.

Good morning from Courtroom 208 in NYC! I’m here to cover a lawsuit alleging @realDonaldTrump used a charity as his personal piggy bank. 1/ pic.twitter.com/FD3l0FG7Th

— David Fahrenthold (@Fahrenthold) October 25, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 25 October 2018 14:48 (five years ago) link

Sometimes it's all about understatement.

Update from court: @realDonaldTrump’s atty arguing it wasn’t illegal for Trump campaign to direct Trump Fdn’s donations. Judge skeptical.

— David Fahrenthold (@Fahrenthold) October 25, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 25 October 2018 14:51 (five years ago) link

Fuchs: "They say that the Foundation was a passive recipient of the transactions."

"To use the modern parlance, that's not a thing," she says.

(Laughter in the courtroom)

— Adam Klasfeld (@KlasfeldReports) October 25, 2018

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 October 2018 15:33 (five years ago) link

Just heard from a Hill staffer that Cannon House Office Building is being evacuated.

Nancy Pelosi's office is in Cannon.

— 👻low voter turnout💀 (@JordanUhl) October 25, 2018

petey v, Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:12 (five years ago) link

the entire republican party is either
1) going with the story that the victims of these attacks brought it on themselves
2) saying nothing

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:17 (five years ago) link

everything is fine!

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:18 (five years ago) link

i assume that within a few weeks (if not sooner) Trump will be praising the bomber.
certainly by 2020.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:18 (five years ago) link

"i like bombers who make bombs that go off, OK?"

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:18 (five years ago) link

Let me guess, next up there will be a mysterious fire in the US Capitol building, followed by crackdowns on Democrats and permanent martial law?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link

perhaps in order to deal with this tense situation, they'll have to delay the elections indefinitely.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link

"i like bombers who make bombs that go off, OK?"

― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, October 25, 2018 11:18 AM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ummm

My first thought was that the bombs came from a Republican. Then I learned the bombs don't work.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) October 24, 2018

voodoo chili, Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link

steven pinker, famous brain genious:

Steven Pinker
‏@sapinker

Once again the press gets gamed, giving saturation coverage and agonized commentary to a minor event. It's not major news that a country of 325m has a few malicious jerks who (correctly) anticipate 15 minutes of notoriety with a vindictive stunt.
11:56 PM - 24 Oct 2018

Once again the press gets gamed, giving saturation coverage and agonized commentary to a minor event. It's not major news that a country of 325m has a few malicious jerks who (correctly) anticipate 15 minutes of notoriety with a vindictive stunt. https://t.co/zXnBJXCqdB

— Steven Pinker (@sapinker) October 25, 2018

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link

steven pinker on migrant caravan :

. . .

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:24 (five years ago) link

it's incredible how stupid major cognitive scientists are when they step an inch outside their scholarly wheelhouse

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:24 (five years ago) link

i know drawing Dilbert is a complicated endeavor but....

omar little, Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:26 (five years ago) link

that's true for most scientists ime

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:26 (five years ago) link

Cannon Building has "all clear" - false alarm

Karl Malone, Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:30 (five years ago) link

what is Scott Adams saying there? that Republicans are better at constructing bombs?

frogbs, Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:32 (five years ago) link

yes

Οὖτις, Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link

yep, the violent democratic mob is also less experienced at violence, somehow

voodoo chili, Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:34 (five years ago) link

He’s saying that “Democrats” are lazy and don’t like to work

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link

berks county, PA republican party is sharing "false flag" conspiracy theories on social media.

see e.g.
https://ptpimg.me/m9reuh.jpg

i'm sure the same goes for many other official GOP pages, etc.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:42 (five years ago) link

they probably tried to turn their Obamaphones into explosive devices

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:42 (five years ago) link

which, for this tedious dilbert asshole, a pretty solid zing

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:43 (five years ago) link

xposts

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:43 (five years ago) link

Trump’s response to yesterday’s bombings is to warn people that if they keep criticizing him they’ll be killed. https://t.co/PmVwDOAI0J

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) October 25, 2018

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:48 (five years ago) link

guys I'm sure that if Republicans had been the targets of mailbombs, the same people would think that was a false flag op too

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:52 (five years ago) link

this is a preview of the 2020 election btw
stochastic terrorism as campaign tactic

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link

Rosenstein mailed da bombs

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:07 (five years ago) link

hi Gummy Gummy, are you a new poster or an old one with a new name?
in case it's the former, let me add that I was asked the same q the first time I posted in the US politics thread

rob, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:14 (five years ago) link

did i post something ill-advised?

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:15 (five years ago) link

(old lurker, new poster btw)

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:15 (five years ago) link

oh hi there

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link

hi dere gummy gummy

Karl Malone, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:18 (five years ago) link

xp
not at all! ILX is pretty quiet these days, new posters are relatively rare, and you seemed to adapt v quickly

rob, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:18 (five years ago) link

welcome gummy gummy :)

Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:18 (five years ago) link

which immediately seemed suspicious. it's the paranoid style of us politics thread

Karl Malone, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:18 (five years ago) link

haha yeah i was like 'wow this person fits in..........................too well'

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:19 (five years ago) link

stochastic terrorism as campaign tactic

― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, October 25, 2018 4:55 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also 'strategy of tension'

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:20 (five years ago) link

Maybe Gummy did the pipe bombs! Maybe the bombs are coming from ... inside the house!!!!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link

Strategy of Tension sounds like the name of a good prog-metal band.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link

Or a bad one, I guess.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link

We're through the looking glass, people

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:22 (five years ago) link

just now?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:22 (five years ago) link

xpost

legit sounds like a robert fripp project

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:22 (five years ago) link

This gummy gummy thing is gonna break it wide open

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:23 (five years ago) link

yeah i wish it was a mission of burma song or something

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:25 (five years ago) link

i wish everything was a mission of burma song

Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:33 (five years ago) link

life is a mission of burma song, and that's no so great imo

voodoo chili, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:35 (five years ago) link

georgetown prep fight song

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:37 (five years ago) link

yeah i wish it was a mission of burma song or something

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, October 25, 2018 10:25 AM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol my immediate thought was "sounds more like a hardcore album title"

gbx, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:42 (five years ago) link

we can split the difference, i think... it's a good math-rock album title.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:50 (five years ago) link

(band put out one album on touch & go in 1994.)

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:51 (five years ago) link

(i saw them open for jesus lizard.)

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:52 (five years ago) link

Good stuff on ActBlue's role in the Democratic fundraising surge. https://t.co/8iTclpqmyq pic.twitter.com/m7g0n7bxb2

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) October 25, 2018

the fleeking of america (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:59 (five years ago) link

hey Josh Harder, allright! that's the race I've been throwing my $$$/time at. VOTE HARDER

Οὖτις, Thursday, 25 October 2018 18:00 (five years ago) link

actblue is good

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 25 October 2018 18:03 (five years ago) link

The Soros-caravan hoax — or at least one strand of it — appears to have been started by the right-wing government in Honduras to deflect responsibility. pic.twitter.com/mABgvOSHDn

— Nick Confessore (@nickconfessore) October 25, 2018

STRATEGY OF TENSION

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 25 October 2018 18:10 (five years ago) link

why would the Honduran ambassador single out this particular Florida representative to try to spread these rumors?

the fleeking of america (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 October 2018 18:15 (five years ago) link

on the plus side, I'm listening to mission of burma today, so i've got that going for me, which is nice

gbx, Thursday, 25 October 2018 18:16 (five years ago) link

Look man I'm trying as hard as I can I'm sorry ok?

xps

Evan, Thursday, 25 October 2018 18:16 (five years ago) link

https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/25/politics/michael-avenatti-time/index.html

Good god Avenatti, go the fuck away.

akm, Thursday, 25 October 2018 18:20 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIs2L2nUL-0

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 25 October 2018 18:22 (five years ago) link

the times he's explicitly called for violence in his rallies and elsewhere are bad, but it's the repeated "the press is the enemy of the people" thing that should be the focus. if you're a true believer and you're repeatedly told that the journalists are the Enemy, it shouldn't be surprising that some understand that to mean "physically attack journalists". it's fucking insane

the fleeking of america (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 October 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link

why would the Honduran ambassador single out this particular Florida representative to try to spread these rumors?

― the fleeking of america (Karl Malone), Thursday, October 25, 2018 6:15 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a latin american right wing government probably making use of its right wing contact network in florida to find an appropriately gullible congressperson

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 25 October 2018 18:31 (five years ago) link

yeah, it isn't complicated

Οὖτις, Thursday, 25 October 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link

We can probably look forward to all sorts of direct interference in American affairs from foreign elements after they sat back watching in awe as Russia did its thang and said, 'holy shit, it's really that easy?'

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 October 2018 18:56 (five years ago) link

yup

Οὖτις, Thursday, 25 October 2018 18:57 (five years ago) link

And not only easy, but potentially free of any meaningful consequence. Particularly if you swing despotic! Our prez just adores you guys. Come foment as much domestic strife as u want, u rascals.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 October 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link

it's almost as if.. conservatives are the real globalist cucks

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 25 October 2018 19:24 (five years ago) link

cucked from both sides

Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 25 October 2018 19:31 (five years ago) link

Bolton got his way on the INF Treaty this week. Given Russian non-compliance that’s probably not the end of the world. But if he gets his way on North Korea, it might be 👇🏽 https://t.co/iH7mCRIjyk

— Vipin Narang (@NarangVipin) October 25, 2018

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Thursday, 25 October 2018 20:05 (five years ago) link

Don’t you mean killer?

badg, Thursday, 25 October 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link

Former Fox News star Megyn Kelly has been ousted from her daytime show at NBC and is expected to be paid the remainder of her $69 million-three year contract, The Daily Mail and New York Post reported Thursday.

the fleeking of america (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 October 2018 20:24 (five years ago) link

How many millions huh huh huh

DJI, Thursday, 25 October 2018 20:26 (five years ago) link

World-class athletes are among the least worldly people around. All they learn from about the age of 12 onward centers on their sport. Their entire world shrinks down to the inside of a gym, an ice rink, a football pitch, a weight room, a track. They learn nothing of the greater world. If they succeed to stardom, as Jenner did, they often do not need to learn anything at all for the remainder of their lives. So, not surprisingly, Jenner's an ignorant fool in many ways.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 25 October 2018 20:34 (five years ago) link

Former Fox News star Megyn Kelly has been ousted from her daytime show at NBC and is expected to be paid the remainder of her $69 million-three year contract, The Daily Mail and New York Post reported Thursday.

is there really no clause in her contract saying she can be fired without pay if she spouts yet more of the ignorant damaging racist bullshit she's spouted her entire career?

Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Thursday, 25 October 2018 20:43 (five years ago) link

but... that's what they paid her to do

Οὖτις, Thursday, 25 October 2018 20:45 (five years ago) link

yeah nbc knew exactly what she was

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 25 October 2018 20:50 (five years ago) link

but now she won't be doing it and they're still paying her for it. if nbc knew exactly what she was, why have they fired her while still having to pay her?

Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Thursday, 25 October 2018 21:01 (five years ago) link

because her coworkers hate her? because sponsors are threatening to drop? who cares

Οὖτις, Thursday, 25 October 2018 21:02 (five years ago) link

Fired because her ratings are shitty and she's a PR department's daily dose of heartburn, and they presumably don't subscribe to the Sunk Costs Fallacy; still getting paid to prevent her suing them and incurring even more costs.

WmC, Thursday, 25 October 2018 21:08 (five years ago) link

^^^

portugal. the bland (sleeve), Thursday, 25 October 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link

if they're still paying her, can they prevent her from going on-air somewhere else?

mookieproof, Thursday, 25 October 2018 21:10 (five years ago) link

That's my biggest question right now -- I sure hope so.

WmC, Thursday, 25 October 2018 21:12 (five years ago) link

that would be pretty cool if it's possible

portugal. the bland (sleeve), Thursday, 25 October 2018 21:17 (five years ago) link

Yeah, that's my question - whether her contract includes a non-compete clause, or if she'll be back on Fox by Thanksgiving.

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 25 October 2018 21:24 (five years ago) link

everyone at fox hates her even more.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 25 October 2018 21:28 (five years ago) link

geraldo doesn’t. he posted “come back” today

maura, Thursday, 25 October 2018 21:34 (five years ago) link

geraldo and megyn kelly should branch off and start their own network

the fleeking of america (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 October 2018 21:35 (five years ago) link

Broadcast out of an old chest freezer in some junkyard somewhere. No, go ahead and get in, guys, all of the equipment you'll need is set up inside, I promise.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 October 2018 21:38 (five years ago) link

wasn't she the one who did an extensive interview with Alex Jones on national TV

frogbs, Thursday, 25 October 2018 22:11 (five years ago) link

yes

maura, Thursday, 25 October 2018 22:14 (five years ago) link

she is not quite the worst thing in broadcast tv but close

akm, Thursday, 25 October 2018 23:17 (five years ago) link

Part of me doesn't want to be churlish toward Caitlyn Jenner because humans in general are already averse to changing their opinions out of fear of perception, but I don't know if this is that. I think it's typical "I'm conservative on most issues [read: in favor of inflicting suffering through policy] except on the pet cause of my or my family's suffering"
There has been no learning here.

I also think there isn't really sympathy to feel for her because she will be perfectly comfortable no matter what policy or precedent is set about, say, workplace discrimination.

comesayhey, Friday, 26 October 2018 00:34 (five years ago) link

fuck her, she seems really stupid

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2018 00:48 (five years ago) link

ignorance and naivete can look like stupidity and generally functions the same as stupidity in practical terms

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 26 October 2018 00:52 (five years ago) link

functionally stupid

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2018 00:57 (five years ago) link

IMO the more people who say "I was wrong about this guy" the better

portugal. the bland (sleeve), Friday, 26 October 2018 01:03 (five years ago) link

sure, but she kind of loses all credibility having stuck with him this far.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2018 01:05 (five years ago) link

If they succeed to stardom, as Jenner did, they often do not need to learn anything at all for the remainder of their lives. So, not surprisingly, Jenner's an ignorant fool in many ways.

such disrespect for a star of Can't Stop the Music

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 October 2018 01:08 (five years ago) link

how would you evaluate Travis Bickle politically? (beyond obv racist)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 October 2018 01:09 (five years ago) link

Well, he's psychotic, so I don't know how well he fits any established models. Obviously he has some sense of morality, of right and wrong, but it's completely distorted.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2018 01:12 (five years ago) link

he fits some of the recent ones

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 October 2018 01:23 (five years ago) link

somebody upthread said RdN was famous for playing righties, and i dont see that particularly applying to Vito Corleone, Jake LaMotta or Rupert Pupkin

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 October 2018 01:35 (five years ago) link

that was me, I think. i don't think of his characters as left, more sort of libertarian/free market capitalist with fascist undertones. Vito, Fockers dad, Deer Hunter guy, etc.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2018 01:40 (five years ago) link

So the bombs went through a South Florida mail facility! #FloridaPride

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 October 2018 01:47 (five years ago) link

"the White House is considering whether to shut the border to Central Americans and deny them the opportunity to seek asylum in the United States, asserting similar emergency powers used during the administration’s controversial travel ban in early 2017, according to administration officials."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/pentagon-plans-to-dispatch-800-more-troops-to-us-mexico-border-in-response-to-migrant-caravan/2018/10/25/6a121944-d868-11e8-83a2-d1c3da28d6b6_story.html?utm_term=.98deb517d63f

Dan S, Friday, 26 October 2018 01:56 (five years ago) link

ok giuliani, now all you have to do is try NOT to say "we're closing the border because it's politics and they're not white" on national tv

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 October 2018 01:57 (five years ago) link

reminds me, Giuliani seems to have disappeared!

Dan S, Friday, 26 October 2018 02:02 (five years ago) link

oh, maybe not (:

Dan S, Friday, 26 October 2018 02:08 (five years ago) link

giuliani is traveling this week, doing totally normal things in Armenia

Rudy Giuliani, President Donald Trump’s personal lawyer, raised eyebrows when ThinkProgress first reported that he would be speaking alongside a sanctioned Russian official at a panel in Armenia on Tuesday.

The confusion was only amplified by the actual content of Giuliani’s speech — prompting observers to question why the former New York City mayor would be invited to speak about technology in the first place.

Giuliani appeared next to sanctioned Russian official Sergei Glazyev, a man with a history of working closely with some of the U.S.’s most notorious anti-Semites. The pair were on a panel at the Eurasian Week conference, an annual affair dedicated to the future of the Eurasian Economic Union (EAEU), which includes Russia, Kazakhstan, Armenia, Kyrgyzstan, and Belarus.

The topic of Giuliani’s panel was “Technological breakthrough and EAEU potential,” a subject on which Giuliani would appear to have little expertise. But that lack of knowledge didn’t stop Giuliani — whom Trump previously named as an adviser on cybersecurity affairs — from speaking for roughly 20 minutes on topics ranging from sharing intelligence to electric grids to the safety of driver-less cars.

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 October 2018 02:12 (five years ago) link

good point from weigel in his column today

Think about Newt Gingrich, who stays in touch with Republican candidates and regularly appears on Fox News. Two months ago, he suggested that the story of an immigrant arrested for the killing of an Iowa woman could shake up the election: “If Mollie Tibbetts is a household name by October, Democrats will be in deep trouble.” One month later, Gingrich said the “rallying cry” of the election would be “Remember Kavanaugh.” And now, he's betting the election on the caravan.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 26 October 2018 03:06 (five years ago) link

Newt knows that it is almost impossible to keep such stories going after they've been thoroughly aired and that once they've dropped off the media radar the public instantly forgets about them in favor of whatever is the newest sensation going. Newt also knows that it is not the job of a conservative media pundit to be correct, but to have a strongly defined opinion that feeds the interests of his audience. Hence, he just babbles on about whatever news his audience is currently engaged with and makes empty predictions that will please them. This is just the standard operating stupidity of cable news commentary, but especially FOX News.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 26 October 2018 03:16 (five years ago) link

i should have posted the bit immediately before that too, which makes the point that the GOP is flailing to no obvious effect:

What the media are covering instead is an election that has settled into a groove, with Democrats focusing relentlessly on health care and Republicans trying out a number of themes — the caravan, the Brett M. Kavanaugh nomination, the “civility” debate, even an out-of-the-blue tax cut resolution — to undercut the Democrats. One party is consistent and holds the lead in most key House and gubernatorial races; the other party is frantic, edging ahead in some Senate races and trying to shift the dynamics in the rest. While the Republican position has improved in some races, the party and its PACs are now using late money from large donors to go on the air in districts that were not seen as competitive this summer.

It's as if Democrats have spent six months selling Coca-Cola Classic, while Republicans have launched marketing campaigns for Pepsi, then Crystal Pepsi, then Dr Pepper, then Health-Ade Kombucha, and finally, Slim Jims.

but yeah, it's true that gingrich is trying to be good tv rather than win elections necessarily.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 26 October 2018 03:38 (five years ago) link

uuuugh

Dear @TXCivilRights -

I was one of these people.

I have not previously discussed it with anyone because I didn’t want to sound an alarm until I knew whether or not this was a pattern.

I will detail what I experienced, along with a photo, in this short thread.

1/x#TXSen https://t.co/VzMs3wV4iI

— LeAhhhhhh! 😱 McElrath (@leahmcelrath) October 26, 2018

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 October 2018 04:47 (five years ago) link

16 pages of ballot!

koogs, Friday, 26 October 2018 04:57 (five years ago) link

Mad Tweeter went off on CNN at 3:14 a.m.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 October 2018 12:01 (five years ago) link

I wonder how hard it would be to get Trump to label himself a fascist.

― jmm, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 14:31 (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

c'mon, he'd never ally himself with a leftwing political philosophy

― i’ll hufflepuff i’ll blow you away (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 14:33 (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No, he'll totally describe himself as a socialist at some point - all other considerations secondary to how much it triggers the libs.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 26 October 2018 12:05 (five years ago) link

hi, good mourning!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 October 2018 12:20 (five years ago) link

“I was social with your mom, anyway”

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 26 October 2018 12:43 (five years ago) link

Eh, our ballot was probably 16 pages this year. Maybe 14. Mostly judges.

But yeah, don't vote straight ballot, even if you're voting straight ballot. Just go through vote by vote. Takes no time at all.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2018 13:09 (five years ago) link

Can I just point out that as a Canadian who has only ever voted using paper ballots (and as far as I know, there are no plans to go with anything other than paper ballots in the future) that I find voting machines in the US to be ridiculous. They seem really insecure and seem likely to be affected by both software bugs and user error.

Sorry for the intrusion. I just don't get why this isn't something Americans complain about a lot more.

silverfish, Friday, 26 October 2018 13:18 (five years ago) link

Everything in this country is ridiculous.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2018 13:18 (five years ago) link

But the chads, man. The chads.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 October 2018 13:20 (five years ago) link

so like what is the deal with the texas ballot? intentional? ppl who voted straight republican ticket allegedly had their cruz vote erased, with that field left blank. i say allegedly because i haven't heard any firsthand accounts of that, only secondhand ones. also, that would still benefit cruz if this was how the glitch worked.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 26 October 2018 13:22 (five years ago) link

I don't know how anyone who uses modern electronic technology regularly could ever think that electronic voting was a good idea. My browser crashed like four times last night while I was trying to order takeout. We are not as technologically advanced as we like to think we are.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 October 2018 13:22 (five years ago) link

obviously paper ballots are the way to go but we're stupid

Trϵϵship, Friday, 26 October 2018 13:30 (five years ago) link

"vote by mail" for everyone or GTFO

portugal. the bland (sleeve), Friday, 26 October 2018 13:55 (five years ago) link

I don't wanna vote by mail! I like going to a polling station, seeing people, and getting a sticker.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 26 October 2018 14:15 (five years ago) link

yes but there are so many problems with that, unless/until ED is a national holiday I just can't see the actual advantage in terms of GOTV numbers.

portugal. the bland (sleeve), Friday, 26 October 2018 14:17 (five years ago) link

I will admit that Automatic Voter Registration seems to be as much of the success story there as the mail-in ballots

portugal. the bland (sleeve), Friday, 26 October 2018 14:19 (five years ago) link

James Clapper, Cory Booker have joined the Florida mailer's list

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 October 2018 14:21 (five years ago) link

what has cory booker done? all the other recipients had public feuds with trump.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 26 October 2018 14:22 (five years ago) link

false flag

― i’ll hufflepuff i’ll blow you away (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 14:47

Remarkably ahead of the curve: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/oct/26/pipe-bombs-false-flag-claims-ann-coulter-rush-limbaugh-conspiracy-theories

pomenitul, Friday, 26 October 2018 14:25 (five years ago) link

I don't think there is even a curve anymore, they just start right in with this crap

portugal. the bland (sleeve), Friday, 26 October 2018 14:26 (five years ago) link

You're right, of course. I feel stupidly naive for not having expected this from the get-go.

pomenitul, Friday, 26 October 2018 14:31 (five years ago) link

I was remembering how I got into a fight about Ann Coulter with an older military dude at the training for my very first job out of college almost 2 decades ago. Things never change.

Yerac, Friday, 26 October 2018 14:35 (five years ago) link

And then I told my dad about arguing with this guy who thought Ann Coulter was a valuable source of information and not a total joke. My dad didn't speak to me for 4 months. HA!

Yerac, Friday, 26 October 2018 14:36 (five years ago) link

I'm surprised the actual President of the United States hasn't claimed it's a false flag operation yet - I imagine he's champing at the bit.

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Friday, 26 October 2018 14:48 (five years ago) link

It occurred to me this morning that the current political 'sides' are effectively the same as if we granted equal weight to the thoughts and opinions and ideologies of the general public and those of unrepentant death row inmates. The longer we continue to treat extremism as a 'side' with a perspective that's worthy of any consideration, the more we politely allow human garbage to rewrite the rules of reality and polite society with their 'false flags' and their 'fake news' instead of shoving them all the way to the fucking margins, the more entrenched it will become. The state of journalism being what it is, though, I don't really expect anything but rapid metastasis.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 October 2018 14:48 (five years ago) link

Like at this point the GOP is society's cancer, full stop.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 October 2018 14:50 (five years ago) link

I'm surprised the actual President of the United States hasn't claimed it's a false flag operation yet - I imagine he's champing at the bit.

― Alma Kirby (Tom D.)

he kinda did

Republicans are doing so well in early voting, and at the polls, and now this “Bomb” stuff happens and the momentum greatly slows - news not talking politics. Very unfortunate, what is going on. Republicans, go out and vote!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 26, 2018

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:00 (five years ago) link

seeing on CNN that there has been a bomb-related arrest?

portugal. the bland (sleeve), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:01 (five years ago) link

They're in on it so they would be first with the news.

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:05 (five years ago) link

*please be white*

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:06 (five years ago) link

please for perp walk in MAGA hat

DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:08 (five years ago) link

Please be a Palin

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 October 2018 15:10 (five years ago) link

heh, my friends and I about the one winning megamillions ticket in SC "please, don't let them be white."

Yerac, Friday, 26 October 2018 15:15 (five years ago) link

https://boingboing.net/2018/10/26/florida-man-arrested-in-packag.html

"man in his 50's from Aventura"

portugal. the bland (sleeve), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:23 (five years ago) link

Florida man owner of a white van with a bunch of Trump stickers and crap all over it

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:24 (five years ago) link

Cool. guess he was as bad at hiding as he was at making bombs.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 26 October 2018 15:24 (five years ago) link

Probably a paid Soros plant false flag double agent

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:26 (five years ago) link

How can he get his check if he's hiding?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:27 (five years ago) link

should be a good LOL Rush Limbaugh in 35 minutes

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:29 (five years ago) link

good call on the van, I didn't take a close look

portugal. the bland (sleeve), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:29 (five years ago) link

Probably a paid Soros plant false flag double agent

Clearly. There's a reason none of the bombs blew up in anybody's face.

pomenitul, Friday, 26 October 2018 15:29 (five years ago) link

meanwhile, Shakey's forecast in danger

The New Jersey Senate race is now looking like a toss-up, according to the the Cook Political Report — a sign that Democratic Sen. Bob Menendez is in serious troubles after years of questions about his ethics.

If Republicans pick up that seat, a Senate majority would be out of reach for the Democrats. Federal prosecutors dropped their corruption charges against Menendez earlier this year, but the Senate Ethics Committee admonished him for accepting gifts from a friend.

https://www.axios.com/new-jersey-toss-up-could-lose-democrats-the-senate-43a4ee13-8909-48bd-a856-7d7ca2e09b71.html

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:30 (five years ago) link

Man, how hard would it make you barf to have to blow your fat Soros socialist sleeper agent check on a ton of Trump memorabilia in order to maintain your cover?

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:30 (five years ago) link

And this on top of being so cruelly reminded of your inferior bomb-making skills because you weren't raised in the proud bomb-making tradition of the GOP you're trying to bring to its knees.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:32 (five years ago) link

lol that Trump came in with his "false flag" theory literally minutes before they caught the guy

frogbs, Friday, 26 October 2018 15:33 (five years ago) link

Aventura is usually a Canadian snow bird destination, and year round it's full of Jewish Democrats.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:33 (five years ago) link

Twitter has removed many people from my account and, more importantly, they have seemingly done something that makes it much harder to join - they have stifled growth to a point where it is obvious to all. A few weeks ago it was a Rocket Ship, now it is a Blimp! Total Bias?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 26, 2018

PARKLIFE

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:35 (five years ago) link

Probably a paid Soros plant false flag double agent
Clearly. There's a reason none of the bombs blew up in anybody's face.

― pomenitul, Friday, October 26, 2018

not sure who you are so i don't know if you're playing along with the sarcasm or you believe that

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:36 (five years ago) link

lol

pomenitul, Friday, 26 October 2018 15:38 (five years ago) link

They are going to disown the fellow in custody and say he is a patsy in Soros's pocket.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) October 26, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:38 (five years ago) link

This is the van of the bomb suspect, which is being towed from an Autozone in Plantation Florida. What does everyone make of the decals on these windows? pic.twitter.com/Zu85c4dDjW

— Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) October 26, 2018

pomenitul, Friday, 26 October 2018 15:39 (five years ago) link

The van is covered with President Trump pictures and stickers ⁦@NBC6pic.twitter.com/pdVOTwE36S

— Dan Krauth (@DanNBC6) October 26, 2018

false flags. dozens of them.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:40 (five years ago) link

False decals.

pomenitul, Friday, 26 October 2018 15:41 (five years ago) link

rear left decal

Analysis of video feed from Florida shows a white van poss associated with the suspect has huge proTrump window stickers including this one which covers an entire windows. @doj will hold press conference at 2:30pm WT. pic.twitter.com/EbhWUa8nHV

— Malcolm Nance (@MalcolmNance) October 26, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:41 (five years ago) link

lol. Caek got there first

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:41 (five years ago) link

tbf I doubt George Soros stickers and decals are on sale anywhere.

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link

DOJ presser at 2:30 ET

suspect "has ties to New York"

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:45 (five years ago) link

so i'm assuming retired Staten Island guy

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:46 (five years ago) link

PARKLIFE

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, October 26, 2018 3:35 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmfao

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 26 October 2018 15:46 (five years ago) link

@ pomenitul ok than lol sorry i should have known better

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:49 (five years ago) link

@CBSMiami I have some pictures of this van I saw him at a stoplight one day and thought is was very strange. pic.twitter.com/VWUwznJK8k

— Mahmud mohamed (@thereal_mo01) October 26, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link

It's alright, I got a chuckle out of it.

Suspect's name is Cesar Sayoc Jr., apparently.

xp

pomenitul, Friday, 26 October 2018 15:52 (five years ago) link

Correct me if I'm wrong, but that sounds Filipino.

pomenitul, Friday, 26 October 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link

can't wait to see what unpredictable nonsense happens next week to impact the election

Οὖτις, Friday, 26 October 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link

as Patty Smyth and Don Henley sang, there's a danger with lovin' somebody so much.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:54 (five years ago) link

So this person was basically broadcasting to the world that they intended to kill prominent people on the left. Cool, glad that raised zero suspicions.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link

Why was he broadcasting it? Just the sweet decals?

Trϵϵship, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:00 (five years ago) link

"do you really think if someone was going to pull a stunt like this that they'd put stickers advertising it all over their vehicle?"

"seems like he's an agent for the left, they'll drag this thing out in court and quietly pardon him down the road and give him a nice paycheck for his troubles!"

"check his internet history, i bet he's antifa who thought this would be the way to swing things on the eve of the midterms!"

omar little, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link

I mean, how do you interpret numerous images of HRC and others in crosshairs?

xp

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link

No one would suicide bomb their reputation like this.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link

The false flag theory is so dumb

Trϵϵship, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link

it will never end, everything is a false flag unless it benefits a right-wing cause

omar little, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:04 (five years ago) link

Just doing his best to turn this democracy into a republic.

pomenitul, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:04 (five years ago) link

To be fair, the bomber's van is way too on the nose. In keeping, I suppose, with the last several years of wall-to-wall events that would've gotten a screenwriter laughed out of the office of even the most coke-addled grade-z film producer.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:04 (five years ago) link

The false flag theory is so dumb

― Trϵϵship, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:03 (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dumb/smart or believable/unbelievable are not the measures of success here

lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:06 (five years ago) link

what would be dope af is if it's a RW operative posing as a sophisticated Soros-backed false flagger posing as a dipshit, over-obvious MAGA nitwit.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:07 (five years ago) link

i don't know guys, i think the guy is a member of ISIS

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DqcdGMGXcAAXFL6.jpg

omar little, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:08 (five years ago) link

give FOX et al something to reeeeeaally chew on

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:08 (five years ago) link

i'll bet he is a QAnon-er

Trϵϵship, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:09 (five years ago) link

idk i think he's a member of the us men's national team

fred-a van vleet (voodoo chili), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:10 (five years ago) link

god its so fuckin 2018 that his van is covered in memes

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link

Since I'm not getting any work done right now, I decided to wade into /r/The_Donald. Some choice cuts:

'But we know at least some of the packages didn't come through the mail, how did this one guy in Florida get these bombs to people through the mail if the stamps didn't get postmarked?'

'100% a Deep State False Flag.

Got their patsy with a mysterious background. Wait for the "family" interviews that will seem way too weird. And of course the family member will say he was heavily influenced by Trump.

If Trump is to win, he needs to start going after the traitors in law enforcement and intelligence agencies.'

'The enemies are here among us. They saw the post where it was democrat and used their powers to change it asap'

pomenitul, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:12 (five years ago) link

yep

omar little, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:12 (five years ago) link

i have seen nutters in central jersey with cars similar to that . although very on the nose these are precisely they type of deranged people that send bombs in an idiotic amateurish way .

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:13 (five years ago) link

Some of those forums need to be shut down. It's mass psychosis.

Yerac, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:13 (five years ago) link

TOP YOUTH SOCCER RECRUITS FOR TRUMP

President Keyes, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link

Some of those forums need to be shut down. It's mass psychosis.

― Yerac,

under what law?

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link

shakira

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:15 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/F0Tx2wa.png

huh

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:15 (five years ago) link

It's amazing how many big brained geniuses are out there who have the insider scoop on how this is definitely, absolutely a false flag op.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:15 (five years ago) link

So this person was basically broadcasting to the world that they intended to kill prominent people on the left. Cool, glad that raised zero suspicions.

― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 26 October 2018 15:56 (three minutes ago) Permalink

Everything about the bomb envelopes suggested this guy was peabrained even by right-wing terrorist standards - the comically large fonts for the address and return address, the thin manila envelope rather than something like an amazon box that would’ve been less suspicious, the misspellings, the need to note that the division of Time Warner was “(CNN)” so other Trumpies would know why Time Warner was selected as a target, etc., etc.

Vehicle is an ‘04 or earlier Dodge van if that helps track it down

Lee626, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link

isn't it extremely un-american to love soccer?

Trϵϵship, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link

xp um they have already impounded the van

portugal. the bland (sleeve), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:17 (five years ago) link

xpost Those forums could shut down whatever they want to shut down but they don't because they want the traffic, never mind that it's fueling completely crazed behaviour.

Yerac, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:17 (five years ago) link

NCAA 2017 soccer rankings

brownie, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link

my mom's neighbor has a big white truck, tinted black back windows, and when Obama was still in office he had huge letters on the window spelling out SEALS GOT THE WRONG MUSLIM.

now it says FUCK THE NFL (because like three guys knelt for the anthem.)

he was a Packers fan, before he disowned the NFL he'd lower it to half-mast when they lost.

people are fucking insane.

omar little, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:21 (five years ago) link

This guy's holding it down for creepy white vans.

jmm, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:21 (five years ago) link

It's amazing how many big brained geniuses are out there who have the insider scoop on how this is definitely, absolutely a false flag op.

Lol. I'm sure the FBI is reaping huge amounts of intel from them all these Columbos.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:21 (five years ago) link

i stole that joke hoos

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:21 (five years ago) link

*sorry he had a Packers flag he'd lower to half mast

omar little, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:21 (five years ago) link

I know the van was impounded, just was surprised it hasn’t been identified on any newschannel I’ve watched a la Ford Bronco

Lee626, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link

oic

portugal. the bland (sleeve), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link

Why can't the crazies be more like the Time Cube dude?

There was this guy in my previous neighbourhood who would spend his days muttering stock antisemitic phrases to himself in the park. I always wished he were invoking Demogorgon instead or some such, it would have been far less frightening.

pomenitul, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link

I better cover up my 2018 Amway preseason coaches poll I have on my Buick.

brownie, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link

normal twitter account https://twitter.com/hardrockintlent

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:29 (five years ago) link

( ^^ this appears to be the guy, vis a vis a selfie video at a rally of himself/people chanting TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP)

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:30 (five years ago) link

No one would suicide bomb their reputation like this.

― Trϵϵship, Saturday, October 27, 2018 3:02 AM (twenty-three minutes ago)

Treesh is saying the guy is a false flag

Eight-Tenths Bigamy (sic), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:32 (five years ago) link

ugh he has more followers than me

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link

Umm no xp

Trϵϵship, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:34 (five years ago) link

Those Oct. 18 tweets are really something.

pomenitul, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:34 (five years ago) link

I was saying no antifa would go down in history as a right wing terrorist “for the cause.”

Trϵϵship, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link

idk this guy's reputation seems pretty firebombed to me

Eight-Tenths Bigamy (sic), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:36 (five years ago) link

But in his mind he is going down for doing something good.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:39 (five years ago) link

[at the used car lot]
*kicks tires, slaps the hood*
"So what we have here is your standard issue scary kidnapper van. It comes in white, black, or 4chan"

— Charlie Warzel (@cwarzel) October 26, 2018

fred-a van vleet (voodoo chili), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:39 (five years ago) link

He is not ashamed of his right wing beliefs

Trϵϵship, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:39 (five years ago) link

he is a living, breathing russian twitter bot

fred-a van vleet (voodoo chili), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link

that twitter feed is legit insane

omar little, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:42 (five years ago) link

He's actually Ukrainian, but yeah, he's def a irl.bot

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:42 (five years ago) link

"well, no one was hurt... so in a way, this clearly unwell man did the Democrats a favor" --Fox & Friends tomorrow, to be tweeted basically word for word 20 min later by our big baby boy Pres

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:43 (five years ago) link

hey man we're just running america like a business :)

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:45 (five years ago) link

In a political climate exclusively intent on effects rather than their causes, that makes perfect sense.

xp

pomenitul, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:46 (five years ago) link

anyway re the van: what a dope way to keep cops from pulling you over

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:49 (five years ago) link

OMG. My husband just called and said "Remember that picture I texted you of that crazy Trump van that delivered lunch to my office? THAT WAS THE GUY!" This is the picture he sent me of the van parked at his office on November 1, 2017. #FloridaMan @FBI pic.twitter.com/18BimNzNhi

— Lesley Abravanel (@lesleyabravanel) October 26, 2018

fred-a van vleet (voodoo chili), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:52 (five years ago) link

ha!

My husband took the picture but won’t allow you guys to use it because you aren’t a reliable source of what’s going on in our country today. Sorry!

— Lesley Abravanel (@lesleyabravanel) October 26, 2018

jmm, Friday, 26 October 2018 16:54 (five years ago) link

LOL well played

portugal. the bland (sleeve), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:54 (five years ago) link

go lesley's husband

fred-a van vleet (voodoo chili), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link

I can't say that I'll be terribly brokenhearted if this results in a rash of people reporting MAGA chuds for suspicious behavior.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:56 (five years ago) link

Like, on the one hand I don't want people to be harassed for their political views, but on the other hand these specific people should maybe be gathered into a giant burlap sack and thrown into the ocean.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:57 (five years ago) link

It would even better if right wing nutjobs started suspecting each other of being in the employ of George Soros and planning false flag operations - who do they report it to though?

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:59 (five years ago) link

I suppose they just kill each other to be on the safe side ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Friday, 26 October 2018 16:59 (five years ago) link

Gotta stand that ground, m'man.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 October 2018 17:02 (five years ago) link

mm, yes, better

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 26 October 2018 17:03 (five years ago) link

Trump hits "globalists" at WH event after call for unity in wake of bomb-scare suspects arrested. Several audience members shout out "George Soros" and others shout "lock 'em up." Trump chuckles, points and repeats "lock 'em up."

— Jordan Fabian (@Jordanfabian) October 26, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 26 October 2018 17:13 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/fWGQxQn.jpg

omar little, Friday, 26 October 2018 17:18 (five years ago) link

Just worth remarking on the fact that a guy who verbatim repeats talking points from the President of the United States of America is considered ipso facto mentally ill

— Michael T Spooky 🎃 (@mtsw) October 26, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 26 October 2018 17:20 (five years ago) link

on one hand the van is literally covered in trump stickers so eventually most of the right will acknowledge that this guy was inspired by trump. on the other, he is obviously kind of off the deep end, so they'll be able to compartmentalize him and his actions from trump and the republicans.

the undercurrent of all of this is a political argument - "trump's constant attacks on the media and calls for violence are dangerous, and some people are beginning to act on them. this has to stop." that's what the false flag theories are fighting against. in the end it'll be a wash, because no one on the right is going to believe that this guy has anything to do with what they stand for.

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 October 2018 17:22 (five years ago) link

I was about to say that, judging by his twitter page, the guy appears to be an illiterate suggestible moron with mental health issues but I realized some people might think I was talking about the President of the United States.

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Friday, 26 October 2018 17:23 (five years ago) link

that's about 1/2 of the country (conservative estimate)

Οὖτις, Friday, 26 October 2018 17:26 (five years ago) link

"I love the mentally deranged"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 26 October 2018 17:26 (five years ago) link

lol conservative estimate

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 26 October 2018 17:27 (five years ago) link

I don't think it's unfair to say that even the most stable Trump supporter is probably like one blood sugar crash away from committing acts on par with those of Van Dude. These are not well people.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 October 2018 17:29 (five years ago) link

a liberal estimate then

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 October 2018 17:35 (five years ago) link

ayy brooklyn in the news

Trϵϵship, Friday, 26 October 2018 17:36 (five years ago) link

lol at his linkedin page

Trϵϵship, Friday, 26 October 2018 17:37 (five years ago) link

This fucking guy

Never mind; outsmarted myself in conjuring false flag operation designed to hurt @realDonaldTrump & #GOP. Actual alleged perp 56-year old #CesarSayoc is apparently stereotype most media assumed: a middle-aged, rabid, extreme right winger w a troubled past & long criminal record.

— Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) October 26, 2018

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Friday, 26 October 2018 17:43 (five years ago) link

descended from Filipino anticommunists, so his MAGA stuff musta replaced a shrine to Marcos.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 October 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link

that's geraldo's problem, he is always outsmarting himself

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 October 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link

some things are not mutually exclusive here, "troubled past" = "extreme right winger"

omar little, Friday, 26 October 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link

Is “outsmarting” yourself a new way of saying you were deadass wrong about something? Asking for a friend.

— [REDACTED] (@RickG_P2PRadio) October 26, 2018

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 October 2018 17:45 (five years ago) link

Geraldo Emily Litella Rivera

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 October 2018 17:45 (five years ago) link

hahahaha

Fox News Now Just Airing Continuous Blood-Red Screen With Disembodied Voice Chanting ‘They’re Coming To Kill You’ https://t.co/JVPGK2UxVQ pic.twitter.com/aKaE7EEh9Y

— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 26, 2018

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Friday, 26 October 2018 17:46 (five years ago) link

So we've officially moved from false flag to lone nut. Glad I'm keeping on top of my talking points.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 26 October 2018 17:47 (five years ago) link

lone nut in the WH jealous today

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 October 2018 17:50 (five years ago) link

Never mind: outsmarted myself in conjuring cash, jewelry, or even human bodies in #AlCaponesVault

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Friday, 26 October 2018 17:50 (five years ago) link

never forget this video of Geraldo being berated by people in Baltimore for his dogshit coverage of Freddie Gray's murder:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeGYgb-Fb28

flappy bird, Friday, 26 October 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/xhlao9xeXh

— Julus Cesar Milan (@hardrockintlent) October 22, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 26 October 2018 18:08 (five years ago) link

Oopsie

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 26 October 2018 18:15 (five years ago) link

what kind of name is "Julus"? It seems like it's missing a vowel.

akm, Friday, 26 October 2018 18:20 (five years ago) link

hard rockin' Lent! oh yeah!

akm, Friday, 26 October 2018 18:20 (five years ago) link

Spelling is one of this guy's many problems.

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Friday, 26 October 2018 18:21 (five years ago) link

this seems a little on the nose

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DqdEbW3X4AcKmMH.jpg:large

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 26 October 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link

There is so much going on here in this interview from @AndyBCampbell https://t.co/tC12RJNqEr pic.twitter.com/gACKGuXPr6

— Chris Megerian (@ChrisMegerian) October 26, 2018

this guy is so close to getting it

frogbs, Friday, 26 October 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link

lmfao he kind of looks like Paul McCartney in that pic

flappy bird, Friday, 26 October 2018 18:30 (five years ago) link

^ fully confirms what Karl Malone said about conservatives seeing no part of themselves in this guy

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 26 October 2018 18:33 (five years ago) link

This reminds me of when they caught the guy that murdered Buckwheat

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 26 October 2018 18:33 (five years ago) link

It Was A 306-Tsunami

WmC, Friday, 26 October 2018 18:34 (five years ago) link

Suspect Cesar Sayoc worked as an exotic dancer and bouncer at several strip clubs, a cousin told NBC News.

The cousin called Sayoc a “loose cannon” and a “lost soul” and said he was estranged from his family.

“He’s been in the strip clubs since he was 22, that was his life,” the relative said. “He was a male dancer and he wanted to be a wrestler. He was taking steroids. He was all buffed up....He was built like a rock.”

Sayoc appears to have been living in his van and showering at the gym, according to NBC. He filed for bankruptcy in 2012 and a property he owned was foreclosed on in 2009.

Is he the first ever stripper/terrorist?

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Friday, 26 October 2018 18:40 (five years ago) link

... since Gudrun Ensslin appeared in those 'art movies'.

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Friday, 26 October 2018 18:41 (five years ago) link

Well here it is: Cesar Sayoc's mortgage assignment was robo-signed by notorious IndyMac robosigner Erica Johnson-Seck. pic.twitter.com/CxXCw4Ga2w

— David Dayen (@ddayen) October 26, 2018

President Keyes, Friday, 26 October 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link

Holy shit, the deep state have been working this sleeper agent for years. Their foresight is stunning and devious.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 26 October 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link

ok the stripper thing is lol

Οὖτις, Friday, 26 October 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link

a Dirk Diggler type in the body of Shelly "The Machine" Levene.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 October 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link

vision of nude Jack Lemmon at mirror mumbling, "I will close."

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 October 2018 18:50 (five years ago) link

the callbacks this season are getting ridiculous

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 26 October 2018 18:51 (five years ago) link

Jesus. Truly the stuff of nightmares.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 26 October 2018 18:51 (five years ago) link

lmfao alfred

flappy bird, Friday, 26 October 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link

we may have the Trumpist most likely to have an indie film made of his life

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 October 2018 18:55 (five years ago) link

wtg twitter

Hey @Twitter remember when I reported the guy who was making threats towards me after my appearance on @FoxNews and you guys sent back a bs response about how you didn’t find it that serious. Well guess what it’s the guy who has been sending #bombs to high profile politicians!!!! pic.twitter.com/xBY8FMbqnq

— R O C H E L L E (@RochelleRitchie) October 26, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 26 October 2018 18:55 (five years ago) link

* clap * reveal * clap * jack's * clap * pepe * clap * tattoo

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 26 October 2018 18:59 (five years ago) link

he's @hardrock2016 because of his rock hard abs, right

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 October 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link

awaiting the Grifter's tweet congratulating law enforcement for stopping "bombs"

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 October 2018 19:06 (five years ago) link

Saw somebody call him the Magabomber -- I hope that name sticks.

WmC, Friday, 26 October 2018 19:06 (five years ago) link

^^^

portugal. the bland (sleeve), Friday, 26 October 2018 19:06 (five years ago) link

I like Ted Chudzinki personally

frogbs, Friday, 26 October 2018 19:08 (five years ago) link

can you be a "bomber" if none of your bombs went off though

flappy bird, Friday, 26 October 2018 19:08 (five years ago) link

xp lol

flappy bird, Friday, 26 October 2018 19:08 (five years ago) link

#magabomber is the one

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 October 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link

MAGAbomber
MAGAbomber
MAGAbomber
MAGAbomber

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 October 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link

i could tell you why it should be MAGAbomber, but first we have to meet at a hipster coffeeshop

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 October 2018 19:18 (five years ago) link

Saw somebody call him the Magabomber

and his van the maga mystery machine

mookieproof, Friday, 26 October 2018 19:19 (five years ago) link

omg mookie

portugal. the bland (sleeve), Friday, 26 October 2018 19:19 (five years ago) link

I’m still lolling at a) the left being the only terrorists and yet b) they can’t build bombs that explode

omar little, Friday, 26 October 2018 19:21 (five years ago) link

ok maga mystery machine is incredible

flappy bird, Friday, 26 October 2018 19:22 (five years ago) link

I live in a van down by the twitter

President Keyes, Friday, 26 October 2018 19:24 (five years ago) link

GUYS

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2018/10/26/who-is-cesar-altieri-sayoc-what-we-know-about-suspected-mail-bomber-arrested-florida/?utm_term=.d74010377b2e

A lawsuit in which Sayoc was deposed said he had been a manager at a strip club called Stir Crazy for 35 years. In that same deposition, Sayoc claimed he was also a pro wrestler, a Chippendales dancer, a professional soccer player in Milan, and an arena football player in Arizona.

MAGA Mike

frogbs, Friday, 26 October 2018 19:29 (five years ago) link

checks out

Trϵϵship, Friday, 26 October 2018 19:33 (five years ago) link

he's Zelig, or Max from Rushmore all grown up

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 October 2018 19:35 (five years ago) link

MAGAbomber is too perfect

Οὖτις, Friday, 26 October 2018 19:38 (five years ago) link

can you be a "bomber" if none of your bombs went off though

... yet.

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Friday, 26 October 2018 19:47 (five years ago) link

yeah let's hope there aren't more out there

Trϵϵship, Friday, 26 October 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link

These guys are serving almost 200 years and none of their bombs went off...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21_July_2005_London_bombings

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Friday, 26 October 2018 19:50 (five years ago) link

hopefully he won't inspire other MAGAbombers. sometimes pure incompetence can prompt other people to step in and show how it's done

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 October 2018 19:54 (five years ago) link

stealing from FB: "caught red-hatted"

portugal. the bland (sleeve), Friday, 26 October 2018 19:54 (five years ago) link

Is it too early to call a presidential pardon? Because, really, he's being treated so unfairly. Sad!

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 October 2018 19:55 (five years ago) link

(xp) LOL

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Friday, 26 October 2018 19:58 (five years ago) link

Underwear and Shoe Bombers didn't detonate anything either. Nicknames go to intent, apparently...

henry s, Friday, 26 October 2018 19:59 (five years ago) link

Something that's maybe worth pointing out (which I believe someone referenced upthread): these attempts at political assassination (and, however inept the attempt, let's call it what it is) often wind up having apolitical motives (see: Reagan, Wallace, etc.)...buuuut that really doesn't seem to be the case here at all, even if the dude is mentally ill. This was a fairly coherent response to Trump's incoherent calls for violent action.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 October 2018 20:01 (five years ago) link

“I’d like to begin today’s remarks by providing an update on the packages and devices that have been mailed to high-profile figures throughout our country and a media organization,” Trump said, before further confirming that the suspect had been apprehended. He did not mention that the devices were almost exclusively sent to prominent critics of his administration.

https://splinternews.com/trumps-reaction-to-cesar-sayocs-arrest-was-a-total-shit-1830028080

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 October 2018 20:11 (five years ago) link

i'm sure if the bombs were sent to entirely right wing politicians and fox news, he would have described it as "high-profile figures" and "a media organization"

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 October 2018 20:13 (five years ago) link

Heck, I'm impressed he confirmed this was real at all and that the suspect exists.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 26 October 2018 20:15 (five years ago) link

conspiracy theorists already suspicious about the lack of vandalism on the van and that fact that the stickers aren't faded from being out in the elements in sunny Florida.

omar little, Friday, 26 October 2018 20:23 (five years ago) link

Obama speaking in Wisconsin right now, mentioned Mitch McConnell and the crowd started booing and he brought back "Don't boo, VOTE!"

really refreshing to hear him speak

flappy bird, Friday, 26 October 2018 20:24 (five years ago) link

https://memegenerator.net/img/images/6484742.jpg

Evan, Friday, 26 October 2018 20:26 (five years ago) link

the official Sayok complaint: https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/5022026/Attachment-1-1.pdf

weird detail:

Each of the 13 IEDs was packaged in a tancolored
manila envelope lined with bubble wrap. Each was stamped
with approximately six self-adhesive postage stamps each bearing
a picture of an American flag. Each envelope listed a return
sender of “DEBBIE WASSERMAN SHULTZ” at a particular address in
Florida (“Schultz Office-1”). Each envelope misspelled “Florida”
in the Schultz Office-1 return address as “FLORIDS” rather than
“FLORIDA.”
The return sender and the target-recipient listed on
each envelope was typed in black ink on white paper.

i can understanding misspelling Schultz, but...FLORIDS?

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 October 2018 20:30 (five years ago) link

that's just a fundamental misunderstanding of the letter S

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 October 2018 20:30 (five years ago) link

Was it typed?

Is Guardians of the Galaxy worse than it used to be? (Leee), Friday, 26 October 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link

The Day of the Florids

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 26 October 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link

Obama speaking in Wisconsin right now, mentioned Mitch McConnell and the crowd started booing and he brought back "Don't boo, VOTE!"

this didn't work well enough last time!!!

fred-a van vleet (voodoo chili), Friday, 26 October 2018 20:39 (five years ago) link

A is right next to S on a QWERTY keyboard

flappy bird, Friday, 26 October 2018 20:40 (five years ago) link

Looks like he probably used a WHARRGARBL keybaord

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 26 October 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link

A is right next to S on a QWERTY keyboard

His fingers were probably slippery from the baby oil he'd just been using in his stripping routine.

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Friday, 26 October 2018 20:51 (five years ago) link

thread got good

lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Friday, 26 October 2018 20:51 (five years ago) link

this didn't work well enough last time!!!

compromise: how about we boo AND vote

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 October 2018 21:03 (five years ago) link

A is right next to S on a QWERTY keyboard

― flappy bird, Friday, October 26, 2018 3:40 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we got a fuckin forensic specialist over here

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 26 October 2018 21:05 (five years ago) link

looks like the bomb was set to go off at...
https://media.tenor.com/images/3a0f91339c1cff1c34a15665a9e74fa1/raw
four QWERTY

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 26 October 2018 21:06 (five years ago) link

A is right next to S on a QWERTY keyboard

― flappy bird

it's a logical theory. but no, i choose to continue to believe that Sayoc thinks it's FLORIDS and spelled it that way accordingly

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 October 2018 21:07 (five years ago) link

You mean Aayoc, don't you?

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Friday, 26 October 2018 21:10 (five years ago) link

to borrow from Danielle Steele, i have my own opinion, and that is that everyone is entitled to their own facts. truth is not double plus truth, so i make the alternative facts i want to see in the world
john 3:16

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 October 2018 21:11 (five years ago) link

wait

matthew 3:16

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 October 2018 21:12 (five years ago) link

NEW: Pres. Trump tells @ABC's @CeciliaVega he did not see his face on suspect's reported van. "I heard that he was a person that preferred me over others," he says, "but I did not see that." https://t.co/javKRtGcDi pic.twitter.com/8J6SbKOurn

— World News Tonight (@ABCWorldNews) October 26, 2018

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 26 October 2018 21:20 (five years ago) link

He preferred me over the others, he just wanted to murder them that's all

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 26 October 2018 21:22 (five years ago) link

if only there was some way for the president of the United States to access information from law enforcement agencies about this

la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 26 October 2018 21:24 (five years ago) link

that initial pan in on the video is kinda crazy lol

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 26 October 2018 21:26 (five years ago) link

..."Oh, hi Mark!"

Yerac, Friday, 26 October 2018 21:27 (five years ago) link

compromise: how about we boo AND vote

Happy Halloween

fred-a van vleet (voodoo chili), Friday, 26 October 2018 21:28 (five years ago) link

there are fine people inside of Sayoc

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 October 2018 21:28 (five years ago) link

weaboo and vote

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 26 October 2018 21:39 (five years ago) link

The Seminole tribe owns Hard Rock Cafe!?

Dan I., Friday, 26 October 2018 21:49 (five years ago) link

idk what AJ+ is, but this sounds less than ideal

Texas election officials confirmed that voting machines used in 30% of its counties (including its biggest) are switching people’s votes, including the Senate race between Ted Cruz and Beto O’Rourke. The GOP-appointed officials say they have "no legal authority" to update them. pic.twitter.com/UGui2ox15H

— AJ+ (@ajplus) October 26, 2018

mookieproof, Friday, 26 October 2018 21:54 (five years ago) link

if only there were a better, more reliable way to count votes

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 October 2018 21:55 (five years ago) link

lol if that election is close oooh boy

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 26 October 2018 21:55 (five years ago) link

That's Al-Jazeera's logo.

Is Guardians of the Galaxy worse than it used to be? (Leee), Friday, 26 October 2018 21:56 (five years ago) link

Trump, asked if his rhetoric is to blame for the bombings, replies, "Not at all, no. There is no blame. There is no anything." (via CBS) pic.twitter.com/833hzPrxpV

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) October 26, 2018

"There is no anything" = November title

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 October 2018 21:58 (five years ago) link

"Everything is permitted."

nickn, Friday, 26 October 2018 22:00 (five years ago) link

always fun to remember that his greatest regret of his presidency is that he condemned the charlottesville nazis

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 October 2018 22:01 (five years ago) link

p sure no one is using voting machines in Texas to vote at the moment

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 26 October 2018 22:03 (five years ago) link

not sure what you mean Οὖτις

Dan S, Friday, 26 October 2018 22:08 (five years ago) link

there is no anything, nothing is real, and nothing to get hung about, strawberry fields forever

flappy bird, Friday, 26 October 2018 22:11 (five years ago) link

lol

Dan S, Friday, 26 October 2018 22:13 (five years ago) link

Is this some kind of hair splitting over the fact that they are electronic?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 26 October 2018 22:15 (five years ago) link

So Texas vote stuff is affecting everyone, right? It's not just messing up Beto votes but Cruz votes as well? Did I read that correctly?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2018 22:16 (five years ago) link

not sure what you mean Οὖτις

n/m didn't realize early voting (presumably w machines) was already going on in Texas

anyway I am skeptical. How would they know the votes are being changed, for one thing.

Οὖτις, Friday, 26 October 2018 22:16 (five years ago) link

users are reporting it? ok

Οὖτις, Friday, 26 October 2018 22:18 (five years ago) link

After you go through all the pages plugging in your votes, you get a page that lists all your votes. People are claiming it doesn't match their entries. I'm a bit skeptical too, who knows?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 26 October 2018 22:18 (five years ago) link

I've used these machines many times and never had issues. I'll be keeping a close eye in it this time.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 26 October 2018 22:20 (five years ago) link

Trump, asked if his rhetoric is to blame for the bombings, replies, "Not at all, no. There is no blame. There is no anything." (via CBS)

A Thread for Posting Brutally Pessimistic Quotes by Anguished Philosophers

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Friday, 26 October 2018 22:22 (five years ago) link

This sounds pretty good to me: https://slate.com/business/2018/10/elizabeth-warren-housing-plan-racial-wealth-gap.html

DJI, Friday, 26 October 2018 22:40 (five years ago) link

So Texas vote stuff is affecting everyone, right? It's not just messing up Beto votes but Cruz votes as well? Did I read that correctly?

The critical difference is when it screws up a Beto vote it switches it to Cruz, but when it screws up a Cruz vote it's switched to no-vote. So Cruz is very much advantaged if the rate of screwups is the same for both.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 26 October 2018 22:42 (five years ago) link

I got the impression that it only switched when the "vote straight ticket" option was used, not if you voted for each candidate separately. I've only voted in California, and don't recall ever seeing that option.

nickn, Friday, 26 October 2018 22:51 (five years ago) link

The thing with all the voting machine related issues, like possible fraud in 2004 and ever after is that there's never a smoking gun (unlike the much more obvious voter intimidation and suppression that's done in the open) so it's hard to not be skeptical.

louise ck (milo z), Friday, 26 October 2018 22:55 (five years ago) link

The critical difference is when it screws up a Beto vote it switches it to Cruz, but when it screws up a Cruz vote it's switched to no-vote. So Cruz is very much advantaged if the rate of screwups is the same for both.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, October 26, 2018 3:42 PM

if that's true it's really fucked up

Dan S, Friday, 26 October 2018 23:06 (five years ago) link

"There is no anything" = November title

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 October 2018 21:58 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there is november

lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Friday, 26 October 2018 23:06 (five years ago) link

Always remember that on top of everything else, all of this is an enormous, profitable grift https://t.co/Iam05TIr1B

— Michael T Spooky 🎃 (@mtsw) October 26, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 26 October 2018 23:57 (five years ago) link

that vote-switching thing is a regular link of machines, might've cost Kerry in 2004

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 October 2018 00:03 (five years ago) link

why'd they appraise that shit?

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 27 October 2018 00:04 (five years ago) link

regular *kink* xp

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 October 2018 00:04 (five years ago) link

speak for yourself

It bit the shaggy men. (sic), Saturday, 27 October 2018 00:14 (five years ago) link

Feel like it's probably safe to assume that every facet of participatory democracy is essentially a sham at this point. Too many fingers in the fucken pie.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Saturday, 27 October 2018 00:15 (five years ago) link

kinky reboots

lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Saturday, 27 October 2018 00:15 (five years ago) link

xp we voted 55% for our lovely president to be re-elected today fyi OL so yknow theres other ways to do things

lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Saturday, 27 October 2018 00:16 (five years ago) link

AJ+ is the digital wing of Al Jazeera. They're located in SF and are my favorite lefty-leaning news org and they employ Dena Takruri who I am completely in love with

akm, Saturday, 27 October 2018 00:21 (five years ago) link

no big surprises from the trump rally so far: he's already led the crowd in chants against maxine waters and hillary clinton, as well as responded favorably to a chant of "CNN sucks"

Karl Malone, Saturday, 27 October 2018 00:58 (five years ago) link

Trump also saying he's not going call any of the bomb targets. What a petty little fucking turd. like i'm surprised.

akm, Saturday, 27 October 2018 01:07 (five years ago) link

absurd person

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 27 October 2018 01:09 (five years ago) link

Trump also saying he's not going call any of the bomb targets. What a petty little fucking turd

asked about calling obama, his quote was "If they wanted me to, but I think we'll probably pass"

petty fucking turd, but also very childish reasoning

Karl Malone, Saturday, 27 October 2018 01:13 (five years ago) link

lmfao he kind of looks like Paul McCartney in that pic

the dead one or the other one?

sounds filipino

Wait for it...

manila envelope

Things that make you go hmmm

(Tl;dr I got nothing so I'm just doing drive-by quips and puns for now)

(I'm Always Touched by Your) Presence, Beer (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 27 October 2018 01:33 (five years ago) link

Regarding the Texas voting machine issue, there's at least one person I find reasonably credible who claims they experienced it:

Dear @TXCivilRights -

I was one of these people.

I have not previously discussed it with anyone because I didn’t want to sound an alarm until I knew whether or not this was a pattern.

I will detail what I experienced, along with a photo, in this short thread.

1/x#TXSen https://t.co/VzMs3wV4iI

— Leah McElrath (@leahmcelrath) October 26, 2018

fajita seas, Saturday, 27 October 2018 01:48 (five years ago) link

that's very disturbing

Dan S, Saturday, 27 October 2018 01:54 (five years ago) link

I can see him complaining in the near future about how Obama never called to thank him for catching the guy.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Saturday, 27 October 2018 02:01 (five years ago) link

Q: "Would you yourself pledge to tone down the rhetoric for the next few days?" A: "I think I've been toned down, if you want to know the truth. I could really tone it up because as you know the media's been extremely unfair to me and to the Republican Party."

Dan S, Saturday, 27 October 2018 02:10 (five years ago) link

YMP, what's the issue with "manila envelope"? I just checked the dictionary - manila paper is "a strong and durable paper of a brownish or buff color and smooth vanilla finish made originally from Manila hemp". I used the term correctly.

Lee626, Saturday, 27 October 2018 02:20 (five years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manila

the late great, Saturday, 27 October 2018 02:22 (five years ago) link

Is that freedom rock? Well, tone it up, man!

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 October 2018 02:23 (five years ago) link

did this get posted yet?

Political violence, including the vandalism we see right here in Lincoln, is a threat to good citizenry and free expression in our republic. It is not funny. It is never acceptable.

— Jeff Fortenberry (@JeffFortenberry) October 24, 2018

the late great, Saturday, 27 October 2018 02:24 (five years ago) link

this is not terrorism or violent. stop equating the two: pic.twitter.com/yLXcZBV0Q5

— ... Joe (@joefishjames) October 24, 2018

the late great, Saturday, 27 October 2018 02:24 (five years ago) link

Haaaa

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 27 October 2018 02:26 (five years ago) link

i'm not a huge simpsons guy but i immediately heard the Nelson laugh as soon as i saw that

Karl Malone, Saturday, 27 October 2018 02:27 (five years ago) link

that's the hardest I have laughed in a while. The responses to his tweet are hilarious. Especially everybody now calling him Fartenberry.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 October 2018 02:28 (five years ago) link

Beware any politician that claims voting for them will promote "strong families"

Lee626, Saturday, 27 October 2018 02:44 (five years ago) link

haven’t seen Obama as unrestrained in his criticism of republican bullshit as he was in the rally in Wisconsin today, was good to see, want more of this

Dan S, Saturday, 27 October 2018 02:46 (five years ago) link

i'm not a huge simpsons guy but i immediately heard the Nelson laugh as soon as i saw that

― Karl Malone

I guess I am, and I immediately thought of the changing of Public Library to Pubic Library (which I think was in a Simpsons episode).

nickn, Saturday, 27 October 2018 03:20 (five years ago) link

Tonight’s Halloween costume inspired by my most terrifying memory: the New York Time’s election needle (cc: @Nate_Cohn) pic.twitter.com/3pt1ywePHI

— Romic (@romic_a) October 27, 2018

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 27 October 2018 03:32 (five years ago) link

too soon

21st savagery fox (m bison), Saturday, 27 October 2018 03:35 (five years ago) link

damn, i might have to rip that off but do the obvious thing and add a functional jittery dial

Karl Malone, Saturday, 27 October 2018 03:42 (five years ago) link

that's very rip-offable, i'm tempted

macropuente (map), Saturday, 27 October 2018 04:18 (five years ago) link

if i rip it off i plan on adding a little "retweeted by" text with the source

Karl Malone, Saturday, 27 October 2018 04:26 (five years ago) link

but actually i don't go out on halloween or talk to people, so this is all just a fun dream

Karl Malone, Saturday, 27 October 2018 04:27 (five years ago) link

lol Karl

Dan S, Saturday, 27 October 2018 04:51 (five years ago) link

Many xps, dmac the us is probably also going to re-elect its president so

All right! A new season! (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 27 October 2018 08:20 (five years ago) link

I guess I am, and I immediately thought of the changing of Public Library to Pubic Library (which I think was in a Simpsons episode).

― nickn, Friday, October 26, 2018 11:20 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The critic!

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 27 October 2018 10:05 (five years ago) link

MAGAs making much hay about how Republican early turnout in FL is significantly higher than Democratic; Nate Silver says it doesn't matter because we don't have enough data about who votes early to say what it all means. Anybody wanna make me feel better about how the election's gonna go?

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 27 October 2018 14:29 (five years ago) link

They were all straight dem ticket voters amirite

Hunt3r, Saturday, 27 October 2018 14:31 (five years ago) link

pundits were talking about what a bloodbath 2016 was gonna be for Hillary cos early voting numbers, by party, were significantly higher than Republicans in key areas. don't have to remind us all what happened in the end - flawed rubric cos they don't know HOW people voted, so they just assume a one-to-one match between party and vote, which of course often isn't the case...people like my father register one way decades ago and who knows if they still vote that way.

Likewise, the House is where the wave is likely to occur, and you can only vote for people in yr own district, so who knows, higher turnout in the state doesn't necessarily translate to more house seats.

I'm with Nate - I think it's a flawed means of determining anything, it's noise.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 October 2018 14:39 (five years ago) link

(which I know u already read JCLC but for everyone else's benefit)

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 October 2018 14:41 (five years ago) link

MAGAs making much hay about how Republican early turnout in FL is significantly higher than Democratic; Nate Silver says it doesn't matter because we don't have enough data about who votes early to say what it all means. Anybody wanna make me feel better about how the election's gonna go?

― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), 27. oktober 2018 16:29 (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It means nothing. Unless we know how the early voting patterns usually are in Florida, and unless we know how independents will break, then it means nothing. And even then it would kinda mean nothing. It's just not interesting data on it's own.

Frederik B, Saturday, 27 October 2018 14:42 (five years ago) link

Checking out early voting data from 2014 in Florida, and they're kinda like this. It tells us nothing, perhaps the weather has been better in rural parts of the state or something.

Frederik B, Saturday, 27 October 2018 14:48 (five years ago) link

Good mourning from Miami!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 27 October 2018 14:54 (five years ago) link

tax returnnnnnnns

j., Saturday, 27 October 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link

Dems lose, Trump is elected again. In 6 years Dems get the White House again and fail to do anything meaningful. There is no end. Voting won’t save us now. Everyone vote, but it’s not going to make a difference.

brotherlovesdub, Saturday, 27 October 2018 17:26 (five years ago) link

But other than that!

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 27 October 2018 17:28 (five years ago) link

Dems lose, Trump is elected again. In 6 years Dems get the White House again and fail to do anything meaningful. There is no end. Voting won’t save us now. Everyone vote, but it’s not going to make a difference.

― brotherlovesdub,

oh please shut the fuck up

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 27 October 2018 17:49 (five years ago) link

Steve King is creepy af

unzensuriert: That is almost the answer to a question I wanted to ask you about your position on abortion: is there any connection between the UN replacement migration – the “Global Compact on Migration“ for example, that will be ratified in December – and “Planned Parenthood”?

Steve King: It is all interconnected. In the US, we have almost a million abortions a year, babies who would be raised by American parents. Then we bring in 1,2 million legal immigrants a year and add another 600,000 or so illegal immigrants. The US subtracts from its population a million of our babies in the form of abortion. We add to our population approximately 1,8 million of “somebody else’s babies” who are raised in another culture before they get to us. We are replacing our American culture 2 to 1 every year. In addition, only between 7% & 11% of the 1,2 million and zero% of the 600,000 illegals are based on merit. We have no say about the qualifications of approximately 1,7 million legal and illegal immigrants each year. We don’t even ask the question, “What can you do for our country?” I see some similar issues going on here in Europe.

Unzensuriert: That's what we call the “Great Replacement”.

Steve King: Great replacement, yes. These people walking into Europe by ethnic migration, 80% are young men. They are somebody else's babies. They have been already raised in the culture of another country. They are not in the cradle anymore. And I would argue: you could take any baby out of the cradle and put it to the bosom of a mother and a father in another country and they will grow up as part of the culture of the father and the mother. If you don't do that, you will have to use great effort to assimilate. And if migrants reject the host culture, I know that is really bad in Europe, but it's bad enough in the US, you get these silos of ethnicity, where you can drive by in your Mercedes and say, “Oh look, how multicultural I am,” but that is wrong, it is just a mosaic. I have said that diversity is not a strength. The Left just repeats it again and again, but it is mindless. What does this diversity bring that we don't already have? Mexican food, Chinese food, those things, well, that's fine, but what does it bring that we don't have that is worth the price? We have a lot of diversity within the US already.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/iowa-rep-steve-king-austria-white-nationalist_us_5bca4851e4b0a8f17eec6001
https://www.unzensuriert.at/content/0027654-Steve-King-Bring-Pride-back-Austria

Karl Malone, Saturday, 27 October 2018 19:01 (five years ago) link

white genocide can’t come fast enough for that fucking ghoul

la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 27 October 2018 19:10 (five years ago) link

babies who would be raised by American parents

this is full of unspoken and probably untrue assumptions, the most glaring of which is the pluralization of parent

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 27 October 2018 19:41 (five years ago) link

Americans raised Steve King and look what we got

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 27 October 2018 20:34 (five years ago) link

i mean, this is who iowans want. he's been re-elected every 2 years since 2002. since 2012 he's represented the 4th district, which only covers a quarter of iowa, no big deal:

https://i.imgur.com/Y2b0CiU.png

just like montanans want gianforte to represent them. he bodyslammed a reporter from the guardian, then they elected him. when all this is over there will probably be revisionism about how the media and politicians pulled the wool over eyes of the good people of america, but actually there are just tons of racist dumbass scumbags in this country and there have been from the very beginning

Karl Malone, Saturday, 27 October 2018 20:39 (five years ago) link

when all this is over there will probably be revisionism about how the media and politicians pulled the wool over eyes of the good people of america

and just to be clear, i was definitely guilty of this line of reasoning, for a long time. i often thought of "regular" people as victims of political forces, of manipulative media sources like rush limbaugh and fox. those political and media actors are still terrible, of course, but now i see them as forces which originate and are enabled by the wretched heart of so many fucking assholes in this country

Karl Malone, Saturday, 27 October 2018 20:42 (five years ago) link

otm. the rot is in the populace.

droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 27 October 2018 20:48 (five years ago) link

This is kind of funny and not really topical, but this is ILX... A few year ago I rented an airbnb from Steve King's current opponent (not in Iowa btw) and he gave us the best review ever... which was like "The house is exactly like when I left it, are you sure you guys stayed here?"

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 27 October 2018 21:04 (five years ago) link

but it's bad enough in the US, you get these silos of ethnicity, where you can drive by in your Mercedes and say, “Oh look, how multicultural I am,” but that is wrong, it is just a mosaic.

what tf does this mean

flappy bird, Saturday, 27 October 2018 21:38 (five years ago) link

"it is just a mosaic" is on some "the core, the heart music" shit

flappy bird, Saturday, 27 October 2018 21:38 (five years ago) link

he's trying to say there are no places where diversity is real, that instead there are only places where individual ethnic groups collide against each other with hard borders and no interaction, like a patchwork quilt or mosaic.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 27 October 2018 21:40 (five years ago) link

this line of thinking is why when he tries to think of examples of "diversity" a few sentences later, all he can come up with is "Mexican food, Chinese food, those things"

Karl Malone, Saturday, 27 October 2018 21:41 (five years ago) link

Teacher on one fo the courses I'm on was explaining the difference between multicultural and intercultural last week. Assume the latter is reasonably widespread.

Stevolende, Saturday, 27 October 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link

In the evening, after the representatives returned to the Ritz, King asked a diplomat to arrange for a “Chinese masseuse” to be sent to his room, two U.S. officials said. One official with connections in Chinese circles was even asked to make inquiries about how to procure one, but declined.

https://theweek.com/speedreads/550616/rep-steve-king-reportedly-tried-order-chinese-masseuse-moscow-hotel

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 27 October 2018 21:49 (five years ago) link

lakers in san antonio tonight and lebron is wearing a beto for senate hat pic.twitter.com/OGmFKTRCht

— Whitney Medworth (@its_whitney) October 27, 2018

Hero

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 27 October 2018 22:49 (five years ago) link

It would be a test of his sway and celebrity if he could make Beto hats a thing, a la sneakers or something.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 October 2018 23:08 (five years ago) link

Beto = Not A Bum

The Greta Van Gerwig (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 28 October 2018 00:02 (five years ago) link

Straight out of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. Just moments ago, Lou Dobbs guest Chris Farrell (head of Judicial Watch) says Caravan is being funded/directed by the "Soros-occupied State Department". pic.twitter.com/QBSong7uk1

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) October 27, 2018

What will it take to finally start a Fox News backlash? Will repeating a conspiracy theory, a few hours layer, also referenced by today's alleged gunman suffice?

fajita seas, Sunday, 28 October 2018 01:49 (five years ago) link

gonna go out on a limb here: lol nope

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Sunday, 28 October 2018 02:27 (five years ago) link

as if antisemitism isn’t popular

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Sunday, 28 October 2018 03:10 (five years ago) link

oh, LeBron is playing for the Lakers this year?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 28 October 2018 04:14 (five years ago) link

Lou Dobbs, Grecian Formula believer!

earlnash, Sunday, 28 October 2018 08:33 (five years ago) link

Has the magabomber been pardoned yet?
I mean priorities in the lead up to an election and all.
Are republicans selling his tshirt as a comment on the great american values that inspire them. D.I.Y practise in the back of a live in van and all? As a sign of self reliance.

Stevolende, Sunday, 28 October 2018 12:15 (five years ago) link

My one wish at this point is that when he is no longer president, whenever and however that comes about, that no one ever reports on a word he says ever again.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 28 October 2018 14:14 (five years ago) link

So the synagogue shooter directly cited the “Soros sent the caravan to bring terrorists into this country” theory that the fucking president spread over Twitter. This is 100% on Trump.

frogbs, Sunday, 28 October 2018 14:19 (five years ago) link

Well, he probably heard it on Fox.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 28 October 2018 14:20 (five years ago) link

i just got into a conversation with a friend of a friend on FB and she didn't even understand the motivations behind this shooting. She kept claiming it was because the shooter "hated Jews and Hated Trump." I said it was about HIAS and the caravan. She went off about how it's totally feasible terrorists could come over in this caravan. I said, "do you even understand what this shooting was about?" She clearly didn't; didn't know what HIAS was; didn't understand why any jewish organization would be helping the caravan; it was depressing. God knows where she gets her news. Curious if FOX is saying a single thing about HIAS and the caravan involvement in the shooting.

akm, Sunday, 28 October 2018 14:29 (five years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/FYUlFTcB9I

— Jon Wurster (@jonwurster) October 27, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 28 October 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link

saw that last night perfect metaphor for how he's going to leave everything when he inevitably leaves office, "someone else pick up my mess".

akm, Sunday, 28 October 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link

You'll find your fortune
Fallin' all over town
Be sure that your umbrella is upside down

brownie, Sunday, 28 October 2018 14:48 (five years ago) link

I thought I understood what hatred for a human being was before, but it turns out that I really didn't. It's so deep and consuming and multifaceted, and it's sometimes triggered by the simplest things. Like for example an umbrella carelessly left outside an airplane door. Such an utterly contemptible person, of no worth whatsoever and a complete burden on everyone.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Sunday, 28 October 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link

^^^ this

Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Sunday, 28 October 2018 16:45 (five years ago) link

^^^ this

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Sunday, 28 October 2018 16:54 (five years ago) link

a friend of mine, normally mild-mannered and not particularly political, posted something recently like, "i have never in my life wished as fervently and frequent for someone to die as i wish for donald trump to die."

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Sunday, 28 October 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link

good mourning!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 28 October 2018 16:57 (five years ago) link

that phrase feels even more acute today.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Sunday, 28 October 2018 16:59 (five years ago) link

For me, timing is everything.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 28 October 2018 17:00 (five years ago) link

probably b/c this hit so close to home my ability to sustain sarcasm, or even to countenance it, has been wiped away the last 24 hours. even the usual left-wing efforts to snarkily observe right-wing hypocrisies, which i've partaken in my life, have just curdled for me.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Sunday, 28 October 2018 17:03 (five years ago) link

For the sake of our sanity, let me offer advice: the news cycles of the last four days have dwelt obsessively with WHAT WILL TRUMP SAY NOW OMIGOD, therefore stop focusing on Trump and focus on the rotting garbage of neo-Confederates called the Grand Old Party.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 28 October 2018 17:07 (five years ago) link

As someone on Twitter pointed out, the logical endpoint of the president's statements is that it's time to give antifa guns.

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Sunday, 28 October 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link

For the sake of our sanity, let me offer advice: the news cycles of the last four days have dwelt obsessively with WHAT WILL TRUMP SAY NOW OMIGOD, therefore stop focusing on Trump and focus on the rotting garbage of neo-Confederates called the Grand Old Party.

― You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, October 28, 2018 5:07 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is good advice, but the downside is that we might miss the headline when Trump is pulverized when he walks into the running engine of Air Force One.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Sunday, 28 October 2018 17:42 (five years ago) link

The logical endpoint is civil war, but no one's going to *give* antifa guns. A fair fight isn't the plan. And there will be nothing sexy about that civil war.

Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Sunday, 28 October 2018 17:51 (five years ago) link

It was a joke, stevie. (though there are a few lefty gun groups and I'm betting their ranks are swelling.)

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Sunday, 28 October 2018 17:56 (five years ago) link

this is good advice, but the downside is that we might miss the headline when Trump is pulverized when he walks into the running engine of Air Force One.

yes but feel for that poor plane!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 28 October 2018 18:05 (five years ago) link

I know someone who used to work in a photo lab who was taken off her machine one day because the accident investigators from Newark Airport had sent in photos of what happened when a runway crew member got distracted, backed up too far, and was sucked into a jet engine. Apparently it was as if someone had hurled several buckets of red paint into a high-speed fan, and the manager decided to process the images himself rather than make any of his employees do it.

grawlix (unperson), Sunday, 28 October 2018 18:21 (five years ago) link

over-sharing is a thing

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 28 October 2018 18:24 (five years ago) link

Wow that’s a good boss

Trϵϵship, Sunday, 28 October 2018 18:33 (five years ago) link

I've long believed that a good way to check it telekinesis is b.s. or not is to have 10 million people at a predetermined time all focus on having his heart seize up or directing him into a AF1 engine. Maybe 20, 30 million?

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 28 October 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link

That’s a reverse Tinkerbell *or* how the Master got beat in series 3 of NuWho :-)))

suzy, Sunday, 28 October 2018 19:54 (five years ago) link

a good, concise recounting of how trump and the GOP's demagoguery on the migrant caravan inspired the pittsburgh shooter:

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2018/10/caravan-lie-sparked-massacre-american-jews/574213/

The apparent spark for the worst anti-Semitic massacre in American history was a racist hoax inflamed by a U.S. president seeking to help his party win a midterm election. There is no political gesture, no public statement, and no alteration in rhetoric or behavior that will change this fact. The shooter might have found a different reason to act on a different day. But he chose to act on Saturday, and he apparently chose to act in response to a political fiction that the president himself chose to spread, and that his followers chose to amplify.

As for those who aided the president in his propaganda campaign, who enabled him to prey on racist fears to fabricate a national emergency, those who said to themselves, “This is the play”? Every single one of them bears some responsibility for what followed. Their condemnations of antisemitism are meaningless. Their thoughts and prayers are worthless. Their condolences are irrelevant. They can never undo what they have done, and what they have done will never be forgotten.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 28 October 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link

Serwer's good.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 28 October 2018 20:57 (five years ago) link

Meanwhile Florida!

The #GillumSurge crowd from ruby red St. Johns County doesn’t even fit into a panoramic shot. pic.twitter.com/X6pKvp8Ceq

— Kevin Cate (@KevinCate) October 28, 2018

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 28 October 2018 20:57 (five years ago) link

Alfred you think Gillum's gonna do the thing or nah

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 28 October 2018 21:04 (five years ago) link

couple polls showing him +1 to +5 but anything under +10 makes me nervous

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 28 October 2018 21:06 (five years ago) link

he's consistently lead, by small and large margins, since winning the nomination in August

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 28 October 2018 21:47 (five years ago) link

I won't deny that Florida electing its first Democratic governor since 1994 would exhilarate me more than anything since 2008, despite my lack of illusions.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 28 October 2018 21:49 (five years ago) link

if bolsonaro wins in brazil today, does anyone think that trump is NOT going to praise him as a strong leader?

Karl Malone, Sunday, 28 October 2018 21:58 (five years ago) link

re. trump, imagine the worst thing you can imagine him doing. he will do that, or worse.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Sunday, 28 October 2018 22:16 (five years ago) link

I used to be the White House lawyer responsible for the Hatch Act. If any taxpayer funds were used to pay for this event, given what Trump said, that would be illegal. Press should demand to know if campaigns will reimburse taxpayers for this event. https://t.co/HK8vZRItLq

— Ian Bassin (@ianbassin) October 28, 2018

THIS will be the thing that brings trump down!

https://i.imgur.com/twsE1BF.gif

Karl Malone, Sunday, 28 October 2018 22:45 (five years ago) link

meanwhile, once trump learned about a new potential enemy that had a pipe bomb last week, he decided he needed to do some research and make clear where he stands

Just watched Wacky Tom Steyer, who I have not seen in action before, be interviewed by @jaketapper. He comes off as a crazed & stumbling lunatic who should be running out of money pretty soon. As bad as their field is, if he is running for President, the Dems will eat him alive!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 28, 2018

Karl Malone, Sunday, 28 October 2018 22:48 (five years ago) link

Projecting out the ass

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 28 October 2018 22:50 (five years ago) link

I thought I understood what hatred for a human being was before, but it turns out that I really didn't. It's so deep and consuming and multifaceted, and it's sometimes triggered by the simplest things. Like for example an umbrella carelessly left outside an airplane door. Such an utterly contemptible person, of no worth whatsoever and a complete burden on everyone.

― a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Sunday, October 28, 2018 10:53 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ this

― Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Sunday, October 28, 2018 11:45 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ this

― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Sunday, October 28, 2018 11:54 AM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah.

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 28 October 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link

He genuinely doesn't know how to open or close umbrellas imo

nashwan, Sunday, 28 October 2018 23:07 (five years ago) link

He should ask for help then

Trϵϵship, Sunday, 28 October 2018 23:10 (five years ago) link

Borgby Jindal

Immigration without assimilation is not immigration, it is invasion. #GOPDebate

— Gov. Bobby Jindal (@BobbyJindal) August 6, 2015

nashwan, Sunday, 28 October 2018 23:37 (five years ago) link

I agree Treeship

nashwan, Sunday, 28 October 2018 23:38 (five years ago) link

the umbrella thing is a perfect trumpism because it could be a sign of brain leakage or he could just be THAT lazy, or both, and it's impossible to tell which (nor should anyone care to distinguish)

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Sunday, 28 October 2018 23:39 (five years ago) link

We need an investigation into how many millions of dollars are being wasted on discarded umbrellas.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 28 October 2018 23:59 (five years ago) link

I would bet a sizable sum of money that toilets used by Donald Trump almost always have to be flushed by someone else. He gives no thought to the impact his existence has upon others. He's the concept of manspread taken to its horrifying logical endpoint and given human-esque form.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 October 2018 00:09 (five years ago) link

Isnt Bobby Jindal a fucking immigrant himself?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 29 October 2018 00:10 (five years ago) link

Yes but he’s fully assimilated with the Seminole nation, obv

It bit the shaggy men. (sic), Monday, 29 October 2018 00:29 (five years ago) link

(he’s not)

It bit the shaggy men. (sic), Monday, 29 October 2018 00:30 (five years ago) link

(erm, not an immigrant.)

It bit the shaggy men. (sic), Monday, 29 October 2018 00:30 (five years ago) link

i don't understand what "non-assimilated" immigrants he is talking about. the talking point is xenophobic obviously but it also doesn't represent anything i am seeing. latin american commuities in america aren't these hostile enclaves or something

Trϵϵship, Monday, 29 October 2018 01:03 (five years ago) link

Jindal is first generation. His mother was pregnant w/him when his parents immigrated.

The Greta Van Gerwig (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 29 October 2018 01:04 (five years ago) link

Oh my fucking God Brazil

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 October 2018 01:10 (five years ago) link

yeah it's BAD.

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 29 October 2018 01:13 (five years ago) link

yeah, it's really horrifying

Trϵϵship, Monday, 29 October 2018 01:13 (five years ago) link

210 million people

Karl Malone, Monday, 29 October 2018 01:16 (five years ago) link

and so much of the amazon :/

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Monday, 29 October 2018 01:21 (five years ago) link

i hope his regime doesn't turn out as bad as it looks like it's going to be

Trϵϵship, Monday, 29 October 2018 01:27 (five years ago) link

kind of a futile thing to say i guess

Trϵϵship, Monday, 29 October 2018 01:27 (five years ago) link

uh

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 October 2018 01:31 (five years ago) link

the umbrella thing is a perfect trumpism because it could be a sign of brain leakage or he could just be THAT lazy, or both, and it's impossible to tell which (nor should anyone care to distinguish)

― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Sunday, October 28, 2018 4:39 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

honestly think it was because he couldn't figure out how to close without getting his hair wet

and yeah, this brazil news seems very, very bad.

gbx, Monday, 29 October 2018 02:01 (five years ago) link

I feel a weird connection to the Brazilian election because a few years ago I found myself working on a Lava Jato/Petrobras-related lawsuit, a miniscule one in the scheme of that whole scandal, but nonetheless the more I learned about it I found myself thinking "Ok, this kickback scheme was kind of fucked up but the way it's being used against the PT is far far worse and more dangerous." And here we are.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 29 October 2018 02:06 (five years ago) link

i don't know. couldn't he have stepped inside the plane doorway, leaving the umbrella still outside, and closed the thing like any decent human being who didn't inherit $400,000,000?

xpost

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 29 October 2018 02:07 (five years ago) link

people i know in brazil are freaking. the military dictatorship is not a very distant memory.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 29 October 2018 03:38 (five years ago) link

do they have a strong constitution that could rein him in or is the path pretty open for bolsonaro to just re-establish the dictatorship?

Trϵϵship, Monday, 29 October 2018 03:43 (five years ago) link

somehow i saw "assassination" in that Jindal tweet and i'll stop right there

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 October 2018 03:52 (five years ago) link

Bolsonaro is scary, thats a comprehensive margin.

I can live with the umbrella thing, umbrellas are dicks, cant blame a man for say ah fuck it sometimes. he did try, theres a president in there somewhere

the minion that followed though? who does he think he is, didn't even try. this administration is rotten to the core

anvil, Monday, 29 October 2018 04:04 (five years ago) link

i thought this thread was excellent. not inspiring, depressing. but excellent

The idea of people who subscribe to a moral universe that is truly counter to our own, that considers what we believe to be good as evil and what we consider as evil to be good, is so foreign to many of us as to be incomprehensible.

— Ari Ne'eman (@aneeman) October 28, 2018

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 29 October 2018 05:54 (five years ago) link

(that's just one tweet; read the rest of the thread to see what i mean. i guess i don't know how to link entire tweet storms)

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 29 October 2018 05:54 (five years ago) link

eh, better off not linking tweet storms. would get unwieldy.

21st savagery fox (m bison), Monday, 29 October 2018 11:20 (five years ago) link

i have class this morning and i prepared a test review, but it seems shitty to do that given what's happened the last few days. i think i'll figure this out at about 8 AM.

21st savagery fox (m bison), Monday, 29 October 2018 11:21 (five years ago) link

xp yeah that's good but I think this should be obvious to most people by now. can't stress enough that both the MAGABomber and the synagogue shooter were repeating Trump talking points verbatim. 46% of the country voted for this man and 43% approve of the job he's doing.

speaking of, this here feels like literal fascism:

There is great anger in our Country caused in part by inaccurate, and even fraudulent, reporting of the news. The Fake News Media, the true Enemy of the People, must stop the open & obvious hostility & report the news accurately & fairly. That will do much to put out the flame...

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 29, 2018

frogbs, Monday, 29 October 2018 13:25 (five years ago) link

I'm right on the cusp of explicitly endorsing a very particular form of extralegal political action at this point. Enough is fucking enough.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 October 2018 13:33 (five years ago) link

Like, how is that tweet anything less than a million-decibel dogwhistle saying, 'hey, will somebody with better bombmaking acumen go finish the job at CNN?'

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 October 2018 13:40 (five years ago) link

what the mother fuck. that tweet only has credibility if he's talking about FOX news

akm, Monday, 29 October 2018 13:45 (five years ago) link

“The true enemy of the people”

Trϵϵship, Monday, 29 October 2018 13:55 (five years ago) link

i thought this thread was excellent. not inspiring, depressing. but excellent

The idea of people who subscribe to a moral universe that is truly counter to our own, that considers what we believe to be good as evil and what we consider as evil to be good, is so foreign to many of us as to be incomprehensible.
— Ari Ne'eman (@aneeman) October 28, 2018
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 29 October 2018 05:54 (eight hours ago) Permalink

I think his take is subtly wrong and dangerous. Yes, there are people in the world who genuinely believe things we find repugnant and have reasoned and "informed" justifications for those beliefs, and will not be convinced by "facts." At the same time, most people who vote at all just walk into a booth and pull a lever. Many of them are not all that politically engaged and not what you would call a "supporter" of another candidate, let alone hardcore subscribers to an ideology. Conveniently, that take fits very well with the Israeli narrative of its struggle with the Palestinians -- there are people on the other side of the wall who believe everything the opposite of what we believe, they love violence more than their own children, they want to see all Jews dead, they celebrate death etc. etc. And sure enough, a little ways down, I found a RT of a tweet to that effect about Hamas (which is not, in itself, a good organization, but tends to just become a stand-in for the Palestinians at large in Israeli discourse).

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 29 October 2018 14:13 (five years ago) link

Many Gang Members and some very bad people are mixed into the Caravan heading to our Southern Border. Please go back, you will not be admitted into the United States unless you go through the legal process. This is an invasion of our Country and our Military is waiting for you!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 29, 2018

what, are there white people in there

frogbs, Monday, 29 October 2018 14:52 (five years ago) link

i’m right on the cusp of explicitly endorsing a very particular form of extralegal political action at this point. Enough is fucking enough.

^^^

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Monday, 29 October 2018 14:59 (five years ago) link

good mourning!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 October 2018 14:59 (five years ago) link

They are doing the legal process. They’re asylum seekers.

Trϵϵship, Monday, 29 October 2018 15:03 (five years ago) link

Mentioning in case Trump lurks

Trϵϵship, Monday, 29 October 2018 15:03 (five years ago) link

He probably applauded himself for his cunning.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 October 2018 15:04 (five years ago) link

friend of mine leaves to meet the caravan in mexico in a few days, really concerned for her safety. not when she's there, but when she comes back

gbx, Monday, 29 October 2018 15:12 (five years ago) link

I disagree with ⁦@MaxBoot⁩ about a lot but I truly appreciate him writing this column and if you read it I bet you will too. https://t.co/9RgJwIMxMJ pic.twitter.com/FC4kMELTQ9

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) October 29, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 October 2018 15:12 (five years ago) link

putting this here, where perhaps it will get a little more attention and do some good

Backgrounder on Citizen Strong - a group that's crowdsourcing opposition research on GOP candidates:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2018-10-04/a-former-obama-operative-built-a-new-anti-republican-attack-machine

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 October 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link

.@NRCC has gone back on TV in #TX23 after canceling reservations there earlier this month, per source familiar with media spending. One order shows the committee up on San Antonio broadcast starting yesterday morning: https://t.co/ttbW6EtXUA

— Patrick Svitek (@PatrickSvitek) October 28, 2018


.@NRCC going up in #SC01 and #WI06. Trump won each by 13 points and 17 points, respectively. The firewall is clearly shifting...

— Emily C. Singer (@CahnEmily) October 29, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 October 2018 15:49 (five years ago) link

Two years ago, Cernovich was an indefatigable Trump cheerleader, among the most prominent of a small vanguard of Trumpist culture warriors who trolled their way from the fringes of the right-wing internet to real-world relevance. Loosely lumped together as the celebrities of the “alt-right”—a label most of them have since disavowed—they hailed from different corners of the web and professed different views, but they were united by a shared disdain for progressives and establishment Republicans, and a shared faith that the disruptive outsider named Donald Trump could usher in the change they believed America needed.

Once unleashed in Washington, they harbored dreams of taking over the Republican Party and pushing American popular culture sharply rightward. And at a moment when it seemed that anything was possible in American politics, it looked like this group of fringe web firebrands just might be able to harness the right’s anti-establishment energy into a muscular and profitable movement.

No longer. Halfway into Trump’s term, the president has settled into power, remaking the office in his own attention-sucking style and pushing the national conversation in directions it hasn’t taken in generations. But his most flamboyant supporters, who once planned to overrun Washington, find themselves in retreat. Milo Yiannopoulos, the former Breitbart tech editor and right-wing campus provocateur, has lost his book deal, the sponsorship of his billionaire patrons and most of his staff. Charles Johnson, the online alt-right activist who alarmed the public by attending this year’s State of the Union address as a guest of freshman Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz, has quit social media. Lucian Wintrich, the inaugural White House correspondent for the Gateway Pundit, a pro-Trump outlet with a penchant for publishing fake news and conspiracy theories, has been dumped by the site and returned to New York. The white nationalist Richard Spencer, organizer of 2017’s alt-right rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, has given up his residence in Alexandria, Virginia, and is living on a family property in Montana, where he is plotting a move to an undisclosed location.

As for Cernovich—a right-wing men’s empowerment blogger who saw Trump as the counterweight to political correctness and establishment conservatism—he’s become disillusioned with politics and increasingly critical of the president. These days, he spends most of his time on other pursuits, including the “Gorilla Mindset” lifestyle-coaching practice he runs from his home in southern California. In September, he tweeted glumly, “There’s no Wall. She’s not locked up. But Flynn got fired and sent to wolves. And Sauadi [sic] Arabia sold weapons of murder. I give zero f-cks about Republicans losing the House.”

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 October 2018 16:08 (five years ago) link

In Florida there is a choice between a Harvard/Yale educated man named @RonDeSantisFL who has been a great Congressman and will be a great Governor - and a Dem who is a thief and who is Mayor of poorly run Tallahassee, said to be one of the most corrupt cities in the Country!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 29, 2018

Hunt3r, Monday, 29 October 2018 16:10 (five years ago) link

"said to be" and "poorly run" beside each other

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 October 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link

Oh wow Harvard/Yale

Trϵϵship, Monday, 29 October 2018 16:13 (five years ago) link

sounds like an elite to me

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 October 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link

At this point, "embolism" has become a personal mantra. If wishes were fishes...

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Monday, 29 October 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link

"It is evident that the race had degenerated, like many a noble race besides, in consequence of a too strict watchfulness to keep it pure," writes the American novelist Nathaniel Howthorne, c. 1851.

— 𝕿𝖗𝖔𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖊 𝕰𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞 𝕯𝖆𝖞 (@NickPinkerton) October 28, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 October 2018 16:53 (five years ago) link

Gillum strikes back at "weak" Trump (can't see that getting under his skin...)

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/10/29/gillum-trump-florida-2018-946218

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 October 2018 17:01 (five years ago) link

Charles Johnson, the online alt-right activist who alarmed the public by attending this year’s State of the Union address as a guest of freshman Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz, has quit social media.

matt gaetz

On 17 October, the Florida congressman Matt Gaetz sent out a tweet that read: “Footage in Honduras giving cash 2 women & children 2 join the caravan & storm the US border @ election time. Soros? US-backed NGOs? Time to investigate the source!” While attempting to explain the tweet, he made a similar charge about Soros and the Balkans.

gaetz discussed a bit upthread, when i wondered how he ended up being the congressmen chosen to receive the video. didn't realize he was the guy who brought charles johnson to the SOTU, too! time to update the inner circle shit list. looks like 538 projects him to win 70% of the vote in the midterm

Karl Malone, Monday, 29 October 2018 17:07 (five years ago) link

yeah gaetz sadly is one of the "safest" republicans out there in terms of reelection

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 29 October 2018 17:16 (five years ago) link

nunes is unlikely to be unseated as well

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 29 October 2018 17:16 (five years ago) link

after some token expressions of "heartbreak" about the pittsburgh shooting, my congressman is back to sharing breitbart stories about the "migrant caravan" being the work of democrats who want to bring "socialism" to the US.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 29 October 2018 17:28 (five years ago) link

A religious leader just interrupted Jeff Sessions and recited Matthew 25:42—43:

"I was hungry and you did not feed me. I was a stranger and you did not welcome me."

He was removed by police.

Another religious leader defended him.

He was also removed.pic.twitter.com/2dRJtpe7AL

— 👻low voter turnout💀 (@JordanUhl) October 29, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 October 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link

The idea of people who subscribe to a moral universe that is truly counter to our own, that considers what we believe to be good as evil and what we consider as evil to be good, is so foreign to many of us as to be incomprehensible.
— Ari Ne'eman (@aneeman) October 28, 2018

― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 29 October 2018 05:54 (eight hours ago) Permalink

This thread connects to my notion that fascism breaks the strategic logic of nonviolence--strategic nonviolence requires a shared popular moral framework within which the movement can move people in its direction and marginalize & progressively deplatform the opposition. Within this moral universe fascists appear as impossible creatures from another dimension.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 29 October 2018 17:32 (five years ago) link

can't have actual religious principles on the mind of the AG

xp

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 October 2018 17:36 (five years ago) link

fascism breaks the social contract of liberal democracy, free speech etc. this is well-trodden ground, political theory-wise.

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 October 2018 17:40 (five years ago) link

and yeah that's why non-violence does not apply

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 October 2018 17:41 (five years ago) link

the local activists here focus their message on "love" and "coming together around shared values" and perhaps that's the only tactic that has some hope of working in a deep-red district, but every time i see something like that i think, well, most of the people in this district don't share our values. they are fascists. they see the murder of jews as, at worst, an unfortunate byproduct of the battle to prevent their country from being overtaken by brown people and socialists. my congressman not only does not care if i live or die, he will actively encourage those who wish for me to die by spreading the same sort of propaganda that motivated the pittsburgh murders of 11 elderly jews. it is hard waking up each day realizing this.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 29 October 2018 17:42 (five years ago) link

previous generations fought a war over this shit. we can do it.

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 October 2018 17:43 (five years ago) link

fwiw my congressman hasn't held an event open to the public (except for two debates with his opponent) in the two years he's been in office. he is terrified of having to speak extemporaneously and answer difficult questions. he posted a video boasting of all his "constituent events" which was just footage from Republican-only fundraisers.

the few times people have managed to get into private or semi-private events and ask him questions he doesn't want to answer, his staff will step in and separate him from the questioner so that he doesn't have to answer. he's like a special-needs child they have to prevent from being exposed to any disorienting stimuli. in the few seconds before his staff steps in you can see the confusion and fear in his eyes. he's basically an empty vessel, a precisely replacement-level republican who is stupid enough not to pose any challenge to the donors and right-wing interest groups and media that fill him and his campaign with whatever messages they have chosen for the week.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 29 October 2018 17:48 (five years ago) link

where is your District? I forget

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 October 2018 17:50 (five years ago) link

western-central PA.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 29 October 2018 17:50 (five years ago) link

Gummy's rep:

https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/congressman.jpg?quality=95&w=650

rob, Monday, 29 October 2018 17:52 (five years ago) link

lol looks like a wax dummy

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 October 2018 17:54 (five years ago) link

sorry to confuse: that's a still from Parks & Recreation

rob, Monday, 29 October 2018 17:58 (five years ago) link

previous generations fought a war over this shit. we can do it.

which war are you referring to? the one where the forces of fascism were neatly attributable to the Axis Powers? where combatant could join an army with a uniform and a chain of command and fight in battles that had names and clear winners and losers?

what about this world, where the fascists are the political leaders of the country you live in, they don't call it fascism, and the political violence (to date) mostly manifests itself in code words and dog whistles carried out by their most alienated followers?

Karl Malone, Monday, 29 October 2018 18:07 (five years ago) link

and where the cops with military-grade materiel have made clear their undying allegiance to the fascists

gbx, Monday, 29 October 2018 18:09 (five years ago) link

Footage from a Trump rally - Cesar Sayoc, the mail-bomb guy, is repeatedly visible at the front of the crowd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opM6YIx3gA8

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 29 October 2018 18:16 (five years ago) link

btw here's an example of the sort of Giant Brain Genious that is common in these parts:

https://ptpimg.me/22040d.png

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 29 October 2018 18:25 (five years ago) link

that dumbassery is common throughout the united states, in every single zipcode

Karl Malone, Monday, 29 October 2018 18:27 (five years ago) link

that dumbassery is common throughout the united states, in every single zipcode

― Karl Malone, Monday, October 29, 2018 6:27 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sure, but in different densities...

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 29 October 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link

Yet, as Mr. O’Rourke’s national popularity grows — there is even speculation he may run for president in two years — his involvement in the proposed El Paso redevelopment highlights a side of his record that, on its surface, seems to contradict the populist image he has cultivated in Texas and nationally.

Oh my goodness! Image doesn't meet reality!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 October 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link

the NYT's image is its oxygen

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 October 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link

what about this world, where the fascists are the political leaders of the country you live in, they don't call it fascism, and the political violence (to date) mostly manifests itself in code words and dog whistles carried out by their most alienated followers?

in this world - where the president and his party are fascists but are constrained (to-date) by democratic institutions like elections, and the military is not mobilized or inclined to serve as his personal strikeforce - you defeat it by organizing and winning elections.

If, god forbid, Trump ever tries to enforce martial law, suspend elections, and actually use the military to suppress the populace who knows what the fuck will happen. The states inclined to resist are well-funded, well-organized and weapons are plentiful but I don't really think it's that helpful to hypothesize about such scenarios outside of science fiction comic books. Last civil war didn't go that great but the poorer racist states lost and I'd bet they would lose again. I don't think our current all-voluntary military would actually be that good or enthusiastic about, say, invading New York.

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 October 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link

this seems like a bad idea

.@PressSec: "Tomorrow, the president and first lady will travel to Pennsylvania."

— Seung Min Kim (@seungminkim) October 29, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 October 2018 18:44 (five years ago) link

I dont think the nytimes should refrain from criticizing dem candidates but that seemed rather un-newsworthy

Trϵϵship, Monday, 29 October 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link

Paragraph 13:

Mr. O’Rourke declined requests to be interviewed for this article. In response to claims that he favored developers over barrio residents, he has said in the past that he never voted for eminent domain, that no property was ever taken by the city through eminent domain and that he had no financial interest in the project.

So...were those claims accurate?

Paragraphs 39 and 40:

He ultimately recused himself and did the right thing, but it seemed to me to be unnecessary for us to have to generate such ire among his constituents in the interim period,” Mr. Blaugrund said.

Even if he didn’t have an actual conflict, the optics were terrible,” he added. According to Mr. Blaugrund, the plan was eventually abandoned, partly because of a state ballot initiative in 2009 prohibiting the use of eminent domain to take property for private use.

That's the kind of quality journalism the Times can be counted on to provide.

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 29 October 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link

That story about Gillum and the Hamilton tickets relied on a similar mix of vacuity masquerading as thoroughness. It wasn't until the 25th graf that a source admitted nothing wrong was done because no quid pro quo.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 October 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link

XPS That Beto real estate thing has been a talking point in GOP PAC attack ads here for months.

FWIW, he recused himself from the votes, and ultimately the project in question didn't happen.

The Greta Van Gerwig (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 29 October 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link

yes but think of the appearances!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 October 2018 18:54 (five years ago) link

I am increasingly thrilled with having allowed my NYT subscription lapse.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 October 2018 18:55 (five years ago) link

dear god don't let this happen

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/413572-hillary-clinton-leaves-door-open-for-2020-run-id-like-to-be-president

akm, Monday, 29 October 2018 18:55 (five years ago) link

I think it's a bit rich that Beto is getting blasted for this when Cruz is very much in favor of the massive eminent domain project known as "The Wall".

The Greta Van Gerwig (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 29 October 2018 18:57 (five years ago) link

dear god don't let this happen

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/413572-hillary-clinton-leaves-door-open-for-2020-run-id-like-to-be-president

― akm,

Editors create these stories for click$$

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 October 2018 18:57 (five years ago) link

Please keep in mind, also, that there's a gulf of difference between someone inadvisably running for president and the DNC selecting that person as their nominee. If the latter happens, you can feel free to panic.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 October 2018 19:00 (five years ago) link

ha

https://www.cjonline.com/news/20180926/kansas-gop-hopeful-steve-watkins-acknowledges-business-claim-is-inaccurate

“I got out of the military, started a small business and grew it from three people to 470 people. So I know what it’s like to have to sweat it and work to make payroll, to not take any salary so you can make ends meet,” Watkins told a Miami County GOP candidate forum in March.

And in June he told supporters in Neosho that he started an engineering and security paramilitary company that worked for the U.S. government in Iraq and Afghanistan.

“We grew to a number of countries. We grew from three people to 470 with me as the principal during that growth period,” he said.

The Kansas City Star reported that records and interviews it conducted with company officials show the company, which Watkins called VIAP Inc., existed years before he was a consultant.

VIAP Inc. is a wholly owned subsidiary of Versar Inc., a global project management firm based near Washington, D.C.

Theodore M. Prociv, CEO of Versar from July 2000 to February 2010 and company president from 1999 to 2010, said Watkins was “nobody that I’ve heard of.” Several other executives also told The Star they didn’t remember Watkins.

Watkins acknowledged last week that he didn’t own VIAP and The Star found no public records showing that Watkins had any ownership stake in VIAP or Versar.

“When I say I helped start and grow, it was operational,” Watkins said. “There were processes, systems that didn’t exist and I helped to start and create those processes and systems and products and services that we provided clients.”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 October 2018 19:06 (five years ago) link

Hillary is tough, man. I can’t imagine wanting to get back in the ring after 2016.

Trϵϵship, Monday, 29 October 2018 19:07 (five years ago) link

She’ll never get the nomination

Trϵϵship, Monday, 29 October 2018 19:07 (five years ago) link

she also receives approximately 1 trillion tweets a day from strangers saying "we're still with you! run for president!"

Karl Malone, Monday, 29 October 2018 19:09 (five years ago) link

What a world

Trϵϵship, Monday, 29 October 2018 19:10 (five years ago) link

One of my distant cousins has worked for her for a long time and says, in person, she is kewl 😎 so you know

Trϵϵship, Monday, 29 October 2018 19:10 (five years ago) link

but 400,000 of those tweets are from Rob and Carl Reiner

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 October 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link

invite hillary to 77

Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 29 October 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link

this seems like a bad idea

doesn't say if he's going to Pittsburgh or not tho

if he does someone plz spit on him for me

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 October 2018 19:19 (five years ago) link

Editors create these stories for click$$

― You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, October 29, 2018 11:57 AM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

princess of hell (BradNelson), Monday, 29 October 2018 19:21 (five years ago) link

i've noticed in my congressman's messaging that the demonizing of the migrant caravan has reached the point where there's no elision between "terrorists" and "migrants seeking asylum." in a debate he answered the question about the caravan as he might have answered a question about islamic terrorism. "we need to keep out people who seek to harm us" and so on. we're seeing a really rapid progression of rhetoric, i think.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 29 October 2018 19:22 (five years ago) link

If, god forbid, Trump ever tries to enforce martial law, suspend elections, and actually use the military to suppress the populace who knows what the fuck will happen. The states inclined to resist are well-funded, well-organized and weapons are plentiful but I don't really think it's that helpful to hypothesize about such scenarios outside of science fiction comic books. Last civil war didn't go that great but the poorer racist states lost and I'd bet they would lose again. I don't think our current all-voluntary military would actually be that good or enthusiastic about, say, invading New York.

― Οὖτις, Monday, October 29, 2018 6:42 PM (thirty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not to be This Familiar Character From the Discourse, and to be clear i'm not _arguing_ w/you shakes, it's just imo worth pointing out that for overpoliced communities--living under the beneficence of the 1033 program & having their votes systematically suppressed in a unified national effort by the intelligensia of the right-wing party--we've had a diet, unevenly distributed but open authoritarianism already. Trump doesn't need to hop on the radio and say GO OUT AND KILL YOUR NEIGHBORS or order the Border Patrol to take over the 200 miles inland from the border when Q is stirring the slurry daily and people are being slaughtered by openly fascicst nutjobs. Strategy of tension.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 29 October 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link

President Donald Trump’s job approval rating plunged 4 percentage points last week amid a wave of violence, the latest troubling signal for Republican chances in upcoming midterm elections.

Forty percent of Americans approved of Trump’s performance as commander in chief, according to Gallup polling during the week ending Oct. 28. That was down from 44 percent the prior week, an unusually steep decline for the poll, which is based on a survey of 1,500 U.S. adults conducted Monday through Sunday each week.
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Some of the polling was done before the attacks. The drop was the sharpest since June 24 -- when Trump’s weekly job approval declined to 41 percent from 45 percent the previous week -- amid controversy over his administration’s policy of separating families apprehended illegally crossing the U.S. border with Mexico.

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 October 2018 19:26 (five years ago) link

the contrast between the horrible things he says/does and the incremental shifts in his approval are so striking.

"trump's approval rating fell two points to 39% today in the aftermath of his running over a preschool with a dump truck hollering 'enemies of the people!' as toddlers were crushed to pulp beneath its wheels."

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 29 October 2018 19:28 (five years ago) link

who are these 5 percent that are constantly swinging between approving and disapproving, one has to wonder

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 October 2018 19:29 (five years ago) link

"rob stalzfranker, a trump voter who we met while he was eating a plate of corned beef hash at a diner in wawataloosameeka, pennsylvania, said while he didn't approve of everything the president did, especially the recent toddler murders, he felt that on the whole he was good for the country and would continue to support him,"

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 29 October 2018 19:30 (five years ago) link

who are these 5 percent that are constantly swinging between approving and disapproving, one has to wonder

― Οὖτις, Monday, October 29, 2018 7:29 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe it's just one guy with 5,000 phones.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 29 October 2018 19:31 (five years ago) link

who are these 5 percent

sleepwalkers

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 29 October 2018 19:33 (five years ago) link

I'm reminded of that This American Life episode from back in '04 when they were talking to folks who were pretty sure they were going to vote for W. and they'd tell them all of this shit about W. and they were like 'oh, I didn't know that, I'm not sure I can vote for him now' and then they'd come back a little while down the road and the people would be like 'yeah, I think I'm gonna vote for him' and the TAL people were like 'but what about the stuff we discussed?' and the W. voters would be like 'oh, yeah, that was bad, hmm, probably shouldn't vote for him' and then of course they ultimately voted for him.

Nuke democracy. I mean, not really. But maybe.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 October 2018 19:37 (five years ago) link

gallup daily tracking polls are made up of 50% landlines, so i assume a good portion of those people are just like "whoa, holy shit the curvy plastic thing made a noise for the first time in several years! what? WHAT?? YES! YES to what you say! or NO! NO! my vocal cords ring once again, in tandem with the unbroken phone! please stay on the line, YES, NO, NO, YES, it doesn't matter, heeeeeeeeheeeeee", etc

Karl Malone, Monday, 29 October 2018 19:37 (five years ago) link

xxxp
doesn't say if he's going to Pittsburgh or not tho

He is.

Das Leben ist klein Ponyhof (doo dah), Monday, 29 October 2018 19:38 (five years ago) link

I hope he does go, cuz the odds that he says something super offensive are v high

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 October 2018 19:41 (five years ago) link

i wonder if "they knew what they signed up for" is possible

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 October 2018 19:42 (five years ago) link

There were bad people on both side of the synagogue massacre.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 October 2018 19:43 (five years ago) link

can the people of pittsburgh just, like, blockade him at the airport?

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 29 October 2018 19:44 (five years ago) link

Or just give him his Mussolini dénouement already?

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 October 2018 19:45 (five years ago) link

let us pray

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 October 2018 19:47 (five years ago) link

Do the victims’ families even want him to go? He caused it basically

Trϵϵship, Monday, 29 October 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link

FWIW the mayor if pittsburgh has explicitly asked trump not to come in the immediate aftermath of the shooting, "while we are still burying our dead". he's coming anyway.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 29 October 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link

Do the victims’ families even want him to go? He caused it basically

― Trϵϵship, Monday, October 29, 2018 7:48 PM (thirty seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's basically this, american-style

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/10/twitter-storm-khashoggi-son-meets-saudi-crown-prince-181024011910161.html

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 29 October 2018 19:49 (five years ago) link

I hope is plane crashes

Trϵϵship, Monday, 29 October 2018 19:50 (five years ago) link

I'm reminded of that This American Life episode from back in '04 when they were talking to folks who were pretty sure they were going to vote for W. and they'd tell them all of this shit about W. and they were like 'oh, I didn't know that, I'm not sure I can vote for him now' and then they'd come back a little while down the road and the people would be like 'yeah, I think I'm gonna vote for him' and the TAL people were like 'but what about the stuff we discussed?' and the W. voters would be like 'oh, yeah, that was bad, hmm, probably shouldn't vote for him' and then of course they ultimately voted for him.

Nuke democracy. I mean, not really. But maybe.

― a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Monday, October 29, 2018 12:37 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chMCU5VSuqw

omar little, Monday, 29 October 2018 19:50 (five years ago) link

Trump doesn't need to hop on the radio and say GO OUT AND KILL YOUR NEIGHBORS or order the Border Patrol to take over the 200 miles inland from the border when Q is stirring the slurry daily and people are being slaughtered by openly fascicst nutjobs. Strategy of tension.


Tbh most proto-fash here would be content with the continued immiseration of minorities instead of killing them

gbx, Monday, 29 October 2018 19:50 (five years ago) link

i've never been so angry as i've been in the past 48 hours. i've started smoking again.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 29 October 2018 19:54 (five years ago) link

can the people of pittsburgh just, like, blockade him at the airport?

― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, October 29, 2018 7:44 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they sure can--nurses, steelworkers, postal workers and grad students in pittsburgh unions have been upping their militancy this year, and if those elements link up with the NGO mobilizers & spontaneists something significant could happen.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 29 October 2018 19:59 (five years ago) link

idk what I can do. I signed that Bend the Arc letter but it was Soros funded after all lol

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 October 2018 20:01 (five years ago) link

doesn't look like the synogogue is going to object though

Despite some backlash against Trump, Tree of Life Rabbi Jeffrey Myers on Monday said during an interview on CNN that "the president of the United States is always welcome."
The most reliable politics newsletter.

"I'm a citizen. He's my president. He's certainly welcome," Myers said.

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 October 2018 20:02 (five years ago) link

which makes the optics of any any protests significantly worse for protestors imo

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 October 2018 20:02 (five years ago) link

i suspect some of his congregants feel otherwise.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 29 October 2018 20:03 (five years ago) link

xpost

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 29 October 2018 20:03 (five years ago) link

sure does

sigh

xp

Karl Malone, Monday, 29 October 2018 20:04 (five years ago) link

doesn't look like the synogogue is going to object though

― Οὖτις, Monday, October 29, 2018 8:02 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ugh this acceptance of his visit feels so...extorted by fear

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 29 October 2018 20:05 (five years ago) link

I hope he does go, cuz the odds that he says something super offensive are v high


I think he'll manage to say something bland unless he senses the crowd is against him (which it likely will be), in which case yeah we might hear some shit

gbx, Monday, 29 October 2018 20:07 (five years ago) link

“I do not welcome this president to my city,” Lynnette Lederman, a former synagogue president, told CNN on Monday morning.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 October 2018 20:07 (five years ago) link

doesn't look like the synogogue is going to object though

― Οὖτις, Monday, October 29, 2018 8:02 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ugh this acceptance of his visit feels so...extorted by fear


yeah :/

like if the synagogue rejects him it's just proof of their hatred of America

gbx, Monday, 29 October 2018 20:08 (five years ago) link

From our local forum, a poster says:
"Others are speaking on their personal opinion. Being the rabbi of the synagogue some diplomacy is needed. Additionally being a man of god he probably feels it's not his place to be excluding a person."

Das Leben ist klein Ponyhof (doo dah), Monday, 29 October 2018 20:10 (five years ago) link

Sarah Sanders says Trump was elected by "an overwhelming majority of 63 million Americans."

For those playing along at home, Trump's opponent got nearly 66 million votes -- in other words, a majority. pic.twitter.com/DW1QdauJlu

— Robert Maguire (@RobertMaguire_) October 29, 2018

maura, Monday, 29 October 2018 20:15 (five years ago) link

true, but those people truly don't count to trump. one of the norms that he discarded early on was the pretense that he represents everyone in the united states. the 66 million clinton voters are just as much his enemy as the media is

Karl Malone, Monday, 29 October 2018 20:17 (five years ago) link

so apparently Sarah Sanders suggested that writ of habeas corpus and posse comitatus might be suspended for the caravan??

gbx, Monday, 29 October 2018 20:19 (five years ago) link

Dave Zirin:

We need loud rallies against racism. We need speak-outs for immigrants. We need to say that trans rights are human rights. We need public meetings about what fascism is and how to fight it. We need to provide security and ensure safe spaces for groups that are attempting to come together. We need with masses of numbers to physically confront these fascists when they come to our towns. I’m not talking about us having our own small bands of street fighters against their brass-knuckled Civil War re-enactors, but masses of us occupying their spaces and preventing them from gathering, organizing, and, to put it bluntly, killing. ... I have never been more convinced that solidarity is the only way to win, because I don’t see another alternative, other than losing. And if we lose, we lose everything.


https://www.thenation.com/article/a-call-for-solidarity-in-the-face-of-hate/

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 29 October 2018 20:19 (five years ago) link

the Trump admin just pulled a Spanish-language documentary it was running in Cuba calling George Soros a "multimillionaire Jew" and "a non-believing Jew of flexible morals" https://t.co/7R0QR39X9X

— ryan cooper (@ryanlcooper) October 29, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 October 2018 20:20 (five years ago) link

Radio Televisión Martí, a network overseen by the U.S. government that broadcasts to Cuba, pulled a video segment it produced months ago that relied on material from the conservative group Judicial Watch and referred to Democratic donor George Soros as a “multimillionaire Jew,” Mother Jones reported last week.

“George Soros has his eye on Latin America. But Judicial Watch, an American investigative legal group, also has its eye on Soros and what it sees as his lethal influence to destroy democracies,” the narrator of the segment says in the video, according to an English translation published by Mother Jones. “It describes him as a millionaire investor and stock market speculator who exploits capitalism and Wall Street to finance anti-system movements that fill his pockets.”

notably, it was one of the leaders of Judicial Watch who just got banned from Fox/Fox Business after referring to the "Soros-occupied State Department", a direct reference to The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

Karl Malone, Monday, 29 October 2018 20:24 (five years ago) link

it was also Josh Marshall/TPM who raised the alarm on the "Soros-occupied state department" thing. he wrote a little bit last night about how insane it was that he just happened to come across it, and that apparently the segment had been running for two days on fox business and no one else had seemed to notice or complain about it until he did

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/a-country-awash-in-foxs-dark-toxins

The point is simple. What is remarkable is not that this happened on a major national cable network owned by a major media conglomerate and watched by millions of people. What is remarkable is that stuff like this happens all the time and it mainly goes unnoticed and un-cared about. It is another part of the story of the growing convergence verging on indistinguishability between the country’s nominally center-right party, the GOP, and the revanchist nationalist right, with all its racism, anti-Semitism and conspiratorial mindset.

some creepy ass shit going on

Karl Malone, Monday, 29 October 2018 20:26 (five years ago) link

Radio Marti is a scam designed to keep seventh-rate Cuban-American production talent employed. If the GOP believed in cutting costs from the budget, it could start there.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 October 2018 20:27 (five years ago) link

btw here's an example of the sort of Giant Brain Genious that is common in these parts:

I remember hearing those exact words during the run-up to Prop 13 in California in 1978. Fucking hell, nothing has changed.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 29 October 2018 20:29 (five years ago) link

Tomás P. Regalado then told Mother Jones that the videos were removed from the broadcaster’s website when the news organization approached him about the content.

In his statement, Regalado merely said that the story did not have “balance” and should have had additional sources.

“Judicial Watch is a good source, but having said that, it should not have been the only source. The two part series was not precise and did not have on the record sources to balance the story,” Regaldo told Mother Jones. “To be fair and to show that we in the new administration are committed to journalistic integrity, the stories have been pulled out of the digital page, not because we want to hide anything, but because we want to be transparent if we say that the story did not have the required balance, then it should not be on the air.”

ladies and gents, the former mayor of the City of Miami.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 October 2018 20:30 (five years ago) link

@HeerJeet: Two days after the worst anti-Semitic massacre ever on American soil, the Vice President appears at an event with group whose main purpose is to proselytize to Jews & convert them to Christianity.

Rabbi Loren Jacobs of Messianic synagogue Shema Yisrael offers prayer before VP Pence speaks at Michigan campaign event: "God of Abraham ... God and Father of my Lord and Savior Yeshua, Jesus the Messiah...hate inspired shooting in synagogue in Pittsburgh"https://t.co/tRwFvBTjYE pic.twitter.com/u6JJCfdhgj

— Howard Mortman (@HowardMortman) October 29, 2018

gbx, Monday, 29 October 2018 20:44 (five years ago) link

notably, it was one of the leaders of Judicial Watch who just got banned from Fox/Fox Business after referring to the "Soros-occupied State Department", a direct reference to The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
― Karl Malone, Monday, October 29, 2018 8:24 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this man is employed as adjunct faculty at George Mason University, teaching journalism and law to their students:
https://communication.gmu.edu/people/cfarrel7

i encourage you to very politely and firmly, under your own names of course, contact his department chair and the university's president and explain what Mr. Farrell and his organization, Judicial Watch, have been up to in terms of spreading anti-semitic propaganda.

to find contact info for those folks:
president: https://president.gmu.edu/contact/
dep't chair: https://communication.gmu.edu/contact

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 29 October 2018 20:50 (five years ago) link

re: theories about trump's approval rating, i subscribe to the occam's razor theory that when something else is in the news it goes up, but when he is in the news it goes down.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 October 2018 20:58 (five years ago) link

he's been in the news every single day for about 3 years now. his approval rating should be at 0.

frogbs, Monday, 29 October 2018 21:02 (five years ago) link

this would be just for the mysterious people who cause his approval rating to fluctuate between the high-30s to mid-40s

Karl Malone, Monday, 29 October 2018 21:03 (five years ago) link

yeah, this theory also helps to understand why there was a "kavanaugh effect" on trump's ratings, despite the fact that kavanaugh is extremely unpopular.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 October 2018 21:10 (five years ago) link

WASHINGTON — The Defense Department will deploy at least 5,200 active-duty troops to the southern border by the end of this week to help harden security there, officials announced on Monday, part of an election-season response by President Trump to hold off a group of Central American migrants moving north through Mexico.

An initial group of 800 soldiers already is heading to Texas from Fort Campbell and Fort Knox, according to Terrence J. O’Shaughnessy, the commander of the United States Northern Command.

The deployment is the first piece of a multistage approach that Mr. Trump has been considering for several weeks, and which also is expected to include executive action to bar entry to Central Americans, including for those seeking asylum.

“We will not allow a large group to enter the United States in an unsafe and unlawful manner,” said Kevin K. McAleenan, the commissioner of Customs and Border Protection.

uh, good, so how about you process their requests for asylum as you would any other day? maybe make sure you bring in lots of extra staff, instead of soldiers, to handle the increased applications that day?

Karl Malone, Monday, 29 October 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link

lol they got a Jew for Jesus, obviously xps

fred-a van vleet (voodoo chili), Monday, 29 October 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link

according to this analysis by some rando who occasionally includes #basta in his tweets, these are the top sponsors for Fox News for the 3rd quarter of 2018:

https://i.imgur.com/TEjB008.png

i place zero faith in this analysis or methodology. but, assuming it was even close to correct, would it be that difficult to not give money to any of these corporations? many of them are in industries with plenty of other competitors.

Karl Malone, Monday, 29 October 2018 21:31 (five years ago) link

Shep Smith on the migrant caravan: "There is no invasion. No one is coming to get you. There is nothing at all to worry about." pic.twitter.com/4dLmPuZem0

— Jon Passantino (@passantino) October 29, 2018

JoeStork, Monday, 29 October 2018 21:32 (five years ago) link

how does this guy still have a job

frogbs, Monday, 29 October 2018 21:33 (five years ago) link

Easy! He's FOX's insurance/assurance that they're not a right wing front organization. Shep has the most secure job in the building.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 October 2018 21:34 (five years ago) link

yup

gbx, Monday, 29 October 2018 21:35 (five years ago) link

I dunno how he lives with himself tbh

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 October 2018 21:36 (five years ago) link

there are probably a lot of people watching that think he's part of a conspiracy, too. good to keep a conspiracy guy on to keep drawing those viewers

Karl Malone, Monday, 29 October 2018 21:36 (five years ago) link

(I know I know he sleeps soundly on a giant pile of money etc.)

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 October 2018 21:37 (five years ago) link

I dunno how he lives with himself tbh

― Οὖτις, Monday,

http://gawker.com/shepard-smith-tells-waitress-get-my-fucking-drink-1449482969

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 October 2018 21:39 (five years ago) link

Gawker Was A Good Website

Karl Malone, Monday, 29 October 2018 21:41 (five years ago) link

can't say I miss Gawker

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 October 2018 21:42 (five years ago) link

gawker is going to be pissed off when they find out

check out this extremely normal nonchalant correction

Charles Payne: "One of our guests said some of the people in the caravan may have diseases like leprosy and TB. Well, we want to say we have no way of independently confirming this."

The guest also said the migrants/asylum seekers have smallpox, which is impossible and a lie. pic.twitter.com/c7yqPjiz2I

— Matt Shuham (@mattshuham) October 29, 2018

Karl Malone, Monday, 29 October 2018 21:50 (five years ago) link

someone finally tried this defense huh

The lawyers for a racist Trump fan who plotted to kill Muslims in 2016 wants the judge to show leniency because he was whipped up into a state of irrational fear by the rhetoric of Trump, Sean Hannity and Michael Savage. https://t.co/jy00FeDSiR

— Paul Blumenthal d/b/a James McMorgans LLC (@PaulBlu) October 29, 2018

frogbs, Monday, 29 October 2018 22:03 (five years ago) link

Being an African-American Fox commentator must be....I don't even know. How do these folks look in the mirror every morning? Do their families talk to them? Are they donating their salaries to the NAACP? I can't even.

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 29 October 2018 22:28 (five years ago) link

Also, LEPROSY?!?

(Which does connect to Jesus, Christianity, irony, etc.)

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 29 October 2018 22:30 (five years ago) link

also, violent response to lepers seeking asylum has been proven to be self-defeating in john carpenter's "the fog"

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Monday, 29 October 2018 22:36 (five years ago) link

worst john carpenter movie of his classic era, but i take your point.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 29 October 2018 22:48 (five years ago) link

if anyone in that caravan had smallpox that crew would never make it to the border

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 00:48 (five years ago) link

I dunno how he lives with himself tbh

― Οὖτις, Monday, October 29, 2018 5:36 PM (three hours ago)

he's doing god's work imo

k3vin k., Tuesday, 30 October 2018 00:51 (five years ago) link

people do still get leprosy btw tho obv the speculation is just that

k3vin k., Tuesday, 30 October 2018 00:52 (five years ago) link

Smith is right that the troops-on-the-border shit is a cynical ploy one week before the election to mobilize the voter base

Dan S, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 02:08 (five years ago) link

They might as well just start claiming zombies are ambling to the border, its about as believable and useless.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 05:25 (five years ago) link

Obviously you are not aware of the extensive preparations many Americans have taken in case of Zombie Apocalypse.

I'm not making that up.

The Greta Van Gerwig (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 06:04 (five years ago) link

Loooollll

I heard @realDonaldTrump ran home to @FoxNews to lie about me. But as my grandmother told me — never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty, but the pig likes it. So ignore him and vote, Florida!

— Andrew Gillum (@AndrewGillum) October 30, 2018

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 06:29 (five years ago) link

Trump eyeing executive order to end citizenship for children born in U.S. to noncitizens

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 12:20 (five years ago) link

I guess it makes sense that a piece of shit is composed of shit all the way down to its very core, but it's still just a little flabbergasting to see layer after layer after layer of shit revealed with seemingly no end.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 12:24 (five years ago) link

Backdate that Executive Order to cover noncitizens born from 1606 onwards tbh

raise my chicken finger (Willl), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 12:26 (five years ago) link

Another case where he says something that he has no intent of doing because his followers are so stupid that they'll misremember that he actually did it later.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 12:30 (five years ago) link

He can’t actually revoke that, since it’s constitutional, right?

suzy, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 12:31 (five years ago) link

Right. He claims he can get around thst via EO but...he's wrong.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 12:31 (five years ago) link

Pure electioneering nonsense that will have no effect except on clicks.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 12:38 (five years ago) link

total transparent attempt to whoop up the fucking idiot followers of his but it's still infuriating nonetheless

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 12:44 (five years ago) link

if the GOP wins the House and enough state legislatures, they could propose it as a constitutional amendment

fred-a van vleet (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 12:50 (five years ago) link

can't do it by executive order, but it doesn't mean he can't try. not sure how even a corrupt supreme court could overturn the language in the constitution or the 14th (it's not vague), but anything is possible in kavanaugh kountry

fred-a van vleet (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 12:51 (five years ago) link

When will you media types lean to ignore Trump's nonsense and stick to the major issues at hand. You don't have to take the bait every time.

— Keith Beacham (@stoicdread) October 30, 2018

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 12:56 (five years ago) link

I guess it's that thing where people are now killing or attempting to kill people on the explicit basis of Trump's nonsense that makes it a little hard to ignore altogether.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 12:58 (five years ago) link

Also, bullshit on the NYT for publishing whether it's "unclear" he can override the Fourteenth Amendment. No. It's not unclear. It's perfectly clear.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:00 (five years ago) link

As in all things, we have to consider all sides of the issue, both factual and imaginary.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:03 (five years ago) link

It was also perfectly clear in the 1860s what the Fourteenth Amendment would encompass – its opponent voted against it precisely because they thought their whiteness was endangered!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:06 (five years ago) link

*opponents

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:06 (five years ago) link

He does the EO, it gets stayed under legal challenge, it goes to the supreme court, they uphold it, easy peasy.

All right! A new season! (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:06 (five years ago) link

this might make his adherents salivate but it probably just energizes his opposition even more.

FWIW this would strip my wife of citizenship. at this point I'm thinking fine, deport her to Argentina, we'll all go down there. the USA can go screw.

akm, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:09 (five years ago) link

He does the EO, it gets stayed under legal challenge, it goes to the supreme court, they uphold it, easy peasy.

― All right! A new season! (Bananaman Begins),

it doesn't work that way

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:12 (five years ago) link

and we should stop stoking the anxieties of posters.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:13 (five years ago) link

Ok, fair enough, sorry for stoking anxiety. My prediction isn't really worth shit anyway so i'll shut the fuck up

All right! A new season! (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:14 (five years ago) link

Yeah, as posted somewhere else, the best response to his bullshit but particularly his most fantastical bullshit is "OK, see you in court, now back to the election next week. BTW, the GOP wants to cut insurance for those with pre-existing conditions." In fact, it pisses me off that each of his bullshit arena shows gets its own story. Who the fuck cares? Let me know when he dies on the toilet, that will be newsworthy.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:27 (five years ago) link

How *will* his death be covered?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:27 (five years ago) link

With lots and lots of urine, one would imagine.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:32 (five years ago) link

That's for sure. They'll have to bury him in a rubber casket.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:34 (five years ago) link

someone will accurately point out that america is a better place thanks to his death, and the civility police will get them fired

fred-a van vleet (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:35 (five years ago) link

Mourning him will be more than a good mourning; it’ll be the best mourning

valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:36 (five years ago) link

someone will accurately point out that America the world is a better place thanks to his death - fixed

He isn't about to die any time soon sadly.

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:40 (five years ago) link

You never know. Wishful thinking never killed anyone.

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:44 (five years ago) link

I'm trying hard to change that.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:46 (five years ago) link

I was trying to think the other day: looking at the situation as objectively and as free of partisan prejudice as possible, has there been any single measurable, quantifiable improvement to the country under the Trump administration? And I don't mean any of the things that would likely have happened/continued in the short term if even a Scottish terrier or a stepladder had won the election (eg the economy). Is there anything? At all?

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:51 (five years ago) link

Like I think it would've been easy for even the most hapless bumblefuck to fall ass backwards into some kind of positive change (assuming the hapless bumblefuck in question didn't also seethe with hatred for the human race).

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:53 (five years ago) link

He can’t overturn a constitutional amendment with an executive order. This is idiotic.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:57 (five years ago) link

Arguably stumbled into improving S/N Korean relations. xp

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:58 (five years ago) link

But yeah, no improvements to the US of A.

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:58 (five years ago) link

He’s just saying things.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:58 (five years ago) link

the rich got richer

great news for the rich

la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:59 (five years ago) link

I dont think our relationship with north korea is actually improved. It seems like there are big risks for misunderstandings on the horizon

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 13:59 (five years ago) link

only improvement I can think of is that he's allowed media people to break the taboo on publicly calling bog standard GOP positions monstrous and racist

President Keyes, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 14:07 (five years ago) link

Now if only they'd occasionally put that into practice in lieu of hungrily rimming the presidential o-ring.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 14:13 (five years ago) link

pure electioneering nonsense that will have no effect except on clicks.

― You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, October 30, 2018 8:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk if I say it enough but you're a breath of fresh air ITT. always interested in your take!

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 14:16 (five years ago) link

"I dont think our relationship with north korea is actually improved" <-- I meant S/N Korean relations *with each other*

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 14:19 (five years ago) link

xpost For sure, I call Alfred angel of the mourning.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 14:20 (five years ago) link

I suppose one unintentional positive of Trump's tenure to the world at large will be the deemphasis of America's influence on the world at large.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 14:22 (five years ago) link

Yep.

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 14:30 (five years ago) link

I should have thought the Iraq War ended that nonsense.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 14:33 (five years ago) link

Is the replacement of that influence with the increasing influence of China and Russia going to be any better? That's not a rhetorical question, I really don't know.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 14:38 (five years ago) link

Russia's influence seems primarily malicious. They are not a big enough power to do much more than just muddy things up. At least not right now. China ... don't know what to think about them.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 14:51 (five years ago) link

btw guys, nobody see that movie The Oath if you're already mega stressed out ITT

(it's not a great movie anyway, but uhh....just sayin')

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 14:54 (five years ago) link

I suppose it's something that Wong Kim Ark is trending on Twitter.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 14:59 (five years ago) link

not the Laura Poitras Oath?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:08 (five years ago) link

Q: What are the most important house, senate, state etc. close races right now that might be worth making a last minute donation to?

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:09 (five years ago) link

It's a good question, since it seems like the field is widening more every week.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:10 (five years ago) link

I would just give it to DSCC or DCCC or something but sometimes I mistrust those orgs. I know they're not the same as the DNC, but will they actually spend wisely and get it where it needs to go?

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:12 (five years ago) link

I did give to DAG earlier in the year through a fundraiser to elect more women dem atty generals.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:12 (five years ago) link

DAGA rather

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:12 (five years ago) link

So disturbing to see republicans in like Iowa's top concern is illegal immigration .All the fucking things to be worried about and this is it? you can see why trumps go to strategy is to scary these people into a frenzy about the impending illegal invasion of rapist and murderers

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:13 (five years ago) link

Q: What are the most important house, senate, state etc. close races right now that might be worth making a last minute donation to?

― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive),

Debbie Murcasel-Powell, Donna Shalala (ugh) .

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:15 (five years ago) link

Oh, the phone menu, you must press "1" for English
The brown busboy spilled hot soup on my wingtips
My gardener smells, his accent is annoying
He wants days off, my bottled water he's enjoying

and you tell me over and over and over again my friend
you don't believe
we're on the eve of destruction

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:28 (five years ago) link

I think an important thing to remember about a conservative Supreme Court is that while they are for sure going to be eager to enable right-wing legislative goals, they are likely to be slightly more hesitant to cede nakedly unconstitutional powers to the executive branch - they are going to take into account the fact that one day the oval office might not be occupied by a GOP psychopath, and they will guard their own powers accordingly. That's how you get exceptionally narrow rulings like Bush v. Gore etc. They may be happy giving *Trump* specific powers, but they aren't going to want to set a precedent for giving a Democratic president the power to just override Constitutional Amendments via EO, like, say, the 2nd Amendment.

anyway that whole derail upthread is stupid

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:39 (five years ago) link

Actually I think the most likely area where the conservative Supreme Court will do the most damage is not in "enabling right-wing legislative goals" exactly, but in handicapping the ability of federal and state legislatures to enact left-wing and liberal legislative goals. The absolute empowerment of corporations has further-reaching implications than the absolute empowerment of the executive (and, indeed, conservatives are smart enough to realize that the executive will change hands/parties over the course of this Court's tenure).

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:43 (five years ago) link

So disturbing to see republicans in like Iowa's top concern is illegal immigration. All the fucking things to be worried about and this is it?

I've been saying since around time of Tea Party that the parties used to disagree over the solutions to the major problems facing the country, and now they can't even agree on what the major problems are. Idk maybe it was always that way tho.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:45 (five years ago) link

look at how the Roberts Court has made class action litigation harder, for example.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:46 (five years ago) link

China ... don't know what to think about them.

I know what to think about them.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-45812419

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:47 (five years ago) link

pure electioneering nonsense that will have no effect except on clicks.

beacham's tweet upthread: "When will you media types lean to ignore Trump's nonsense and stick to the major issues at hand. You don't have to take the bait every time."

you know, i also appreciate the impulse to remain calm, but would point out that it's a perfectly reasonable response for people to flip out over this. when the muslim ban went into effect soon after the inauguration, people went crazy, even though everyone was being told that there was no way it would be upheld (and even though eventually, in a modified form, it was). it's important that people immediately raise their objections. we need more mass public protest in the face of this shit, not less. the fact that the thing being proposed is unconstitutional doesn't make it ignorable: that's the reason it is so detestable and needs to be prominently shouted down by anyone paying attention.

how would the Beacham tweet apply to even more flagrant unconstitutional proposals? "Trump eyes EO that everyone must pass Betsy DeVos-devised IQ test in order to vote". Beacham response: "hey media, don't take the bait on this! just ignore it and concentrate on the issues at hand." unconstitutional EOs ARE a major issue at hand.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link

ty karl

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:49 (five years ago) link

"enabling right-wing legislative goals" exactly, but in handicapping the ability of federal and state legislatures to enact left-wing and liberal legislative goals.

totally agree, but kinda see these as the same thing tbh

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:50 (five years ago) link

the author is dead and trump may be electioneering but that's hardly the most important thing that will come out of this

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:50 (five years ago) link

this EO thing is pretty stupid get back to me when he actually issues one

he's trying to shift the media narrative away from recent tragedies and back onto his preferred territory to goose GOP turnout

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link

will do

but the impulse to shush anyone else who cares about it is fucking stupid imo

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:52 (five years ago) link

it's important that people immediately raise their objections. we need more mass public protest in the face of this shit, not less.

OTMFM

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:52 (five years ago) link

What I'll shush is the click-happy fucking mainstream media raising constitutional rhetorical hmmm that purposely raise blood pressure. Come on now.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link

Also, keep in mind, y'all, elections are a week away and for all we know the White House people, insofar as they know how to read, must be looking at brutal numbers for the House. This tactic works to keep the base enraged/engaged and the cable news industry humming for another couple days.

And, sorry, if you ain't protesting already, then this nonsense won't do it.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:54 (five years ago) link

There's a bit of a right wing cat and mouse game pattern I've observed with this sort of thing -- Trump tweets something outrageous (let's take away birthright citizenship for children of non-citizens), everyone flips out, right wingers go "Well yes but actually 'birth tourisim' is a serious problem" and well-meaning "moderate liberals" go "hmm well yes they do have a point we can't change the constitution but perhaps we ought to do *something* about it" and it shifts the narrative into their territory. I agree you can't just ignore it and there is value in affirming widespread support for birthright citizenship, but there's a danger there too. Anyway, in the end, it's futile to think people might learn not to be outraged at the outrageous.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:54 (five years ago) link

i understand that people driving the "all of us are democratic messaging agents who can only yell PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS and drive people to the polls" are themselves frightened and panicked and afraid, and that the reduction of the field of focus comes from a desire for a better and safer world. to demand that everyone share their reduced focus is myopia.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link

Out of curiosity: What's to stop the Supreme Court from just overturning precedent now and saying EO's can overrule the constitution, and then overturning their own precedent and saying it's not okay to president Chelsea Clinton in 2025?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link

"I refuse to give equal weight to every fool thing coming out of this garbage sack's mouth" /= reduced focus or myopia.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:57 (five years ago) link

The Court doesn't just, like, issue diktats, Fred. There's not a case in front of them regarding the question.

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:58 (five years ago) link

yeah there's the question of standing too

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:59 (five years ago) link

yeah the law doesn't work that fast, there has to be trials and cases and decisions and rulings

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 15:59 (five years ago) link

right wingers go "Well yes but actually 'birth tourisim' is a serious problem" and well-meaning "moderate liberals" go "hmm well yes they do have a point we can't change the constitution but perhaps we ought to do *something* about it"

does this actually happen

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:00 (five years ago) link

GRAHAM: I am deeply passionate about upholding the constitution. its super important to me, a strict constitutionalist
REPORTER: *gestures at 14th amendment*
GRAHAM: having said that https://t.co/3DNVIw0BnN

— KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) October 30, 2018

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:00 (five years ago) link

The Court doesn't just, like, issue diktats, Fred. There's not a case in front of them regarding the question.

― Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), 30. oktober 2018 16:58 (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah there's the question of standing too

― You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), 30. oktober 2018 16:59 (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah the law doesn't work that fast, there has to be trials and cases and decisions and rulings

― Οὖτις, 30. oktober 2018 16:59 (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

But there will be a case out of this if Trump tries to do it, and if ever a Dem president issued an EO, it could be challenged and the SC decides on it's own whether or not to take it up, no?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:06 (five years ago) link

(graham obviously isn't gonna amend the constitution with this bill, but any EO will get wrecked in court too -- again, none of this is the point)

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:09 (five years ago) link

good thread imo:

1/ I’ll weigh in here to say a few things about this issue. The first is that this issue is not one that has been directly tested or addressed by our courts. And the final interpretation here rests with #SCOTUS. https://t.co/e1C1d2YjDQ

— Martha S. Jones, JD, PhD (@marthasjones_) October 30, 2018

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:12 (five years ago) link

So disturbing to see republicans in like Iowa's top concern is illegal immigration .All the fucking things to be worried about and this is it? you can see why trumps go to strategy is to scary these people into a frenzy about the impending illegal invasion of rapist and murderers

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, October 30, 2018 8:13 AM (one hour ago)

I know media fatigue and all, but this was a huge talking point for Tr*mp a few months ago:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Mollie_Tibbetts

That's a tiny town where the murder occurred, like less than 1,500 people.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:18 (five years ago) link

"I refuse to give equal weight to every fool thing coming out of this garbage sack's mouth" /= reduced focus or myopia.

what is the thing coming out of his mouth that deserves the most attention? which thing, out of all the hateful things this man spews, is the thing that should be the object of focus?

a dumbass racist birthright citizenship ban exemplifies his ignorant hate. it's a direct insult to the very EXISTENCE of millions of people in this country. it is a fascist policy idea, casually tossed off and bound to be supported by numerous GOP senators beyond Graham. and for anyone with even the most limited capacity to empathize and consider their own family's history and how they came to this country, it's also incredibly hypocritical. so why shouldn't people scream their heads off? so many people are disenfranchised in this country - most of our representatives don't listen to us in any meaningful way. so why not make yourself heard by protesting about something like this? the fact that it's clearly unconstitutional and unlikely to hold up in court doesn't make it irrelevant to protest, it makes it a very easy target to protest.

Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minn.) added that voters shouldn't take the "bait."

"He’ll say anything before the election. Don’t take the bait. Focus on ending the hate. Hug a kid. Be nice to someone you don’t know or agree with. And vote. Please vote," Klobuchar added.

klobuchar is cool and everything but fuck off with this line of reasoning - please vote (even though you probably already early voted and you probably live in a city so it didn't really mean much) and shut up and hug kids and be nice to white supremacists

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link

This part of her argument doesn’t make sense to me:

6/ A narrowly tailored EO that rested on the view that the children of unauthorized immigrants are not subject to the jurisdiction of the US (in citizenship terms) and thus not citizens by virtue of Birthright is an argument that can be made.

— Martha S. Jones, JD, PhD (@marthasjones_) October 30, 2018

The idea of rendering a person present in the United States “not subject to the jurisdiction of the United States is borderline nonsensical and goes against a lot of other Supreme Court precedent.”

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link

In fact, if they aren't subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, can they be said to be present illegally? "Illegal" only has meaning for people over whom the law can be exercised.

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link

the fact that it's clearly unconstitutional and unlikely to hold up in court doesn't make it irrelevant to protest, it makes it a very easy target to protest.

and again, putting yet more longstanding white nationalist wishlist items into normalized talking head discourse is as much the point here as whatever watered down version of this might arrive via a post-ruling EO.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:26 (five years ago) link

In a way, the efficacy of Trump's proposed EO is almost beside the point. Every time he starts in on some talking point like this using his platform as the goddamn POTUS, it serves to normalize the notion just a little more among a certain swath of the populace who will treat it with legitimacy regardless of its constitutionality. It demands vocal resistance.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:32 (five years ago) link

i think the argument re: "take the bait" = we have no Executive Order to react to, nor proposed legislation from Lindsay Graham, and while this is a thing that scares all of us, there isn't much that can be done *at the moment* when it is still mere conjecture.

Any amount of proactive "the President MUST not do this" hemming and hawing from Congressmen has zero to no impact on what the President winds up doing and only seeks to keep that debate as the primary focus of the 24 hour news cycle, and allows them to control the flow of news. even if he were to pass the EO, the only action that could (and would) be immediately taken was the court challenge. and while it's true that the immigration 'ban' did get held up in court, the battle is much more uphill for this EO, which would be requiring the Supreme Court to agree with a very narrow reading of the 14th amendment, that few scholars agree with. It's unlikely a Gorsuch would bite (maybe Kavanaugh) - esp given the precedent it would set for decades to come, with their names attached.

I don't presume to speak for Alfred, but I think his point was "people should already be protesting the existing terrible things the administration is already doing", not suggesting nobody new should join ranks.

if the answer to the question "is there a motherfucking thing I can do right now to prevent any further talk of this EO and to get Lindsay graham to stfu" is "no", I am choosing *at the moment* not to expend excess energy on it, with an option to change my mind later. Not demanding anybody else react similarly, but my mental state is already at the point of near collapse as it is so it's a must for me.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link

where we keep getting hung up every time this keeps coming up ITT is people interpreting others as telling them they should or should not be reacting the way they are specifically choosing to react. sometimes I think the sentiment is less this but more one of reassurance, but obviously one could be forgiven for not reading it that way, esp in high-stress times like these.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:34 (five years ago) link

^^^otm

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:36 (five years ago) link

but yes, I realize it's less the reality of the EO and or legislation actually passing and more the continued dog whistles such statements keep sending to Trump's rabid, violent base, and how it will continue to make those marginalized or people defending those marginalized less safe as a whole.

things like this are why I keep making the average voter aware of what's going on in Hungary and Poland atm.....

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:37 (five years ago) link

as far as the Kavanaugh stuff and GOP momentum vis a vis the midterms, i think the fact that he was confirmed in the end took a little bit of the wind out of the sails. i'm still a bit surprised they didn't sacrifice him and play up how he was blocked by the Dems, but then again I'm not Mitch McConnell thank christ, i don't have his mind for lib-owning strategy.

omar little, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:39 (five years ago) link

"So the idea of 'birthright citizenship, but only for people who are here legally' — well, it lets his State Department and his Department of Homeland Security look at anyone and go: what if your parents were legal? What if your grandparents weren't? They can go up a bloodline.

"And to be VERY CLEAR, I'm not saying they will go up the chain of your ancestors looking for someone whose citizenship they can prove is invalid under the 'clarified' rule. I'm saying they will say one of your ancestors was 'illegal' and then you have to prove otherwise.

"They have been testing this! They have been doing this to people in the 100-mile Constitutional 'no go' zone around the border, they have been doing it in smaller parcels further inland. They have been questioning citizenship and then challenging people to prove them wrong.

"There's no due process because there's no accusation of a crime, just supposition of a status. They can ignore any evidence because part of the narrative is: people have been falsifying things.

"Obviously this is going to fall disproportionately on people of color and especially people with Spanish or Arabic last names. But it's a tool they can use to strip citizenship (and thus voting rights, among other things) from ANYBODY they deem a problem.

So, to be clear, when Trump and Graham talk about "ending birthright citizenship". they don't mean throwing out the 14th amendment or ending the practice of giving citizenship to people born here.

They're talking about being selective about it. The order will "clarify" it.

— Alexandraah! Scarin’ (@alexandraerin) October 30, 2018

sleeve, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:44 (five years ago) link

McConnell understood that shifting the court to five reliable conservatives for at least a decade was much more valuable than retaining the House in a mid-term election. He's done all the damage he could and is probably feeling pretty smug about the tax cuts, Gorsuch and Kavanaugh. He never really cared much about repealing the ACA, except insofar as it was a good talking point during elections for a while.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:46 (five years ago) link

good posts, Neanderthal, thanks. especially your point about the difficulty distinguishing between reassurance and shushing. i do sometimes have difficulty with that, at least online.

i just imagine standing next to someone who would stand to lose their citizenship through this EO. it's not too hard to imagine; some of us ARE that person. and they're freaking out. would you just stand there with your arms folded, muttering "it's just a distraction. keep focused on the major issues. at least wait til they issue the actual EO"?

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:48 (five years ago) link

"They have been testing this! They have been doing this to people in the 100-mile Constitutional 'no go' zone around the border, they have been doing it in smaller parcels further inland. They have been questioning citizenship and then challenging people to prove them wrong.

fuck me, i've been hearing about this a lot in the valley in south texas

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:49 (five years ago) link

I apologize if I came off as if I were shushing anyone, you may all freak out about anything you like *signs executive order*

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:50 (five years ago) link

worth mentioning that 200 million people live within 100 miles of the border

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:50 (five years ago) link

xps exactly, Hoos. that whole thread is worth a read.

can someone just start announcing weekly rallies on Saturdays? are we really gonna wait til Jan 20th for the next one? why are MoveOn etc just sleeping on this?

sleeve, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:50 (five years ago) link

wow alfred just brazenly flouting the ILX constitution

Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:51 (five years ago) link

i must protest

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 16:58 (five years ago) link

probably too late to add much of interest, but as a naturalized US citizen the "normalization of eroding the definition of citizenship"* argument for taking this seriously carries a lot of weight, though I also recognize the ham-fisted media manipulation for what it is.

I might have posted this before, but this Masha Gessen piece has really stuck with me: https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/in-america-naturalized-citizens-no-longer-have-an-assumption-of-permanence.

* an erosion that predates Trump, but electing a birther was always going to make this significantly worse.

rob, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 17:03 (five years ago) link

I think a lot of my skepticism that the EO will ever show up comes from the fact that Trump has recently taken to just lying and saying he passed/got rid of laws when he actually didn't: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/trump-told-christian-leaders-he-got-rid-law-he-didn-n904471

Maybe I'm wrong (and dear God am I hoping so), but there have been a number of times where he's talked about a proposed EO just so it'll get picked up in the media, and those people with selective memories will misremember that it was actually issued and happened, and it'll look like yet another accomplishment for his administration. and if this is used as evidence of his administration's wrongdoing, then he'll say "uh uh, I didn't actually do it, see?".

at this point, I've kind of lost faith in how to fight it, because one of the following happens:

1) <b>Challenge the legality of the EO</b> - Trump ignores the legality question, frames it as "Liberals are trying to continue to give illegals citizenship rights and put us all in danger.", which doesn't really move the needle much outside of his base, but possibly enough to siphon some votes from idiot "independents"

2) <b>Take to the streets and non-violently protest</b> - this one definitely, but it's been happening, but it hasn't stopped this government from doing what it wants.

3) <b>Ignore it</b> - Then he does wind up doing it, it gets challenged in court, and overturned. Trump turns it into narrative of how Democratic, activist, unelected judges are subverting the will of the people. See point #1.

4) <b>Take to the streets and violently protest</b> - guessing this is around the corner.

None of which is to say the above four responses are things that people *shouldn't* do, because the perceived efficacy of an action shouldn't stop someone from still taking said action. Just that when thinking about a *solution* to the issue at hand, it doesn't help that we're on a skewed playing field.

I'm guessing those that do #3 do so because of the perceived failures of approach #1, and vice versa, but the problems aren't the approach, the problem is they're being used against a fucking autocrat-in-training and our country is fucking stupid and has no experience with autocracy so they don't recognize it when they see it.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link

goddamn my incorrect BBcode formatting

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link

#1 should be "proactively challenge"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 17:18 (five years ago) link

I'd like to see the president prolapsively challenged.

Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 17:41 (five years ago) link

now *that's* some ratfucking

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 17:45 (five years ago) link

speaking of mueller, the non-stop stream of leaks (...nm) on the trump investigation seems to have slowed over the past several weeks. i guess we are to assume that things are pretty much wrapped up, they're just waiting til after the elections to move forward?

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 17:47 (five years ago) link

I immediately wondered who was ready to bankroll the payoff for those false allegations. If it wasn't coming directly out of Burkman's pocket, then you've got a criminal conspiracy.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 17:50 (five years ago) link

Money's on Chuck Woolery

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 17:52 (five years ago) link

This tweet is ratio-ing pretty amazingly:

Some sad news. On Thursday, November 1, at the Rosslyn
Holiday Inn at noon, we will reveal the first of Special Counsel Robert
Mueller's sex assault victims. I applaud the courage and dignity and
grace and strength of my client. pic.twitter.com/wZVQeHD45r

— Jack Burkman (@Jack_Burkman) October 30, 2018

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 17:52 (five years ago) link

the prolonged pause on breathless Mueller-related speculation has been one of the few bright spots of the last few weeks

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 17:54 (five years ago) link

Jack Burkman
@Jack_Burkman
Host of Behind the Curtain, national radio and TV talk show on @newsmaxTV Sat A.M. Registered lobbyist. Conservative News & Commentary, Subscribe to our podcas

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 17:56 (five years ago) link

finally this monster masquerading as a g-man will be brought to justice

la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 17:58 (five years ago) link

i have to admit that i am loling a bit that burkman is revealing this news at the Rosslyn
Holiday Inn

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:00 (five years ago) link

I want to make this entirely clear: There is ZERO evidence that a woman actually exists in this story. The only people known to be involved are Wohl and Burkman.

— Scott Stedman (@ScottMStedman) October 30, 2018

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:05 (five years ago) link

.@Jack_Burkman is behind a GOP scheme to offer women money to make up stories about Robert Mueller's alleged sexual harassment. The Special Counsel's office has referred the matter to the FBI. I was privy to this scheme. This thread will detail my experience.

— Scott Stedman (@ScottMStedman) October 30, 2018

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:08 (five years ago) link

wait, jacob wohl - that creepy twitter dude who keeps showing up in trump’s mentions? holy lol

la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:17 (five years ago) link

guarantee you tomorrow there will be an announcement that the victim no longer wishes to come forward, and they will use some claim of intimidation as reason

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:18 (five years ago) link

it's amusing that they basically played right into it, but not shocking. Wohl is not the sharpest tool in....well....the tools section at Home Depot

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:21 (five years ago) link

he's not even the sharpest tool in the bucket of pool toys

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:22 (five years ago) link

sorry I don't know who we're talking about that joke just occurred to me

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:23 (five years ago) link

Further: @realDonaldTrump WH called the top #PA and #Pittsburgh officials one at a time and lied to each that the others had agreed. WH did the same to #Schumer and #Pelosi. No one bit. WH also trying to push #Trump into hospital rooms of victims but most want no part of him.

— Howard Fineman (@howardfineman) October 30, 2018

whaaaaaaaa? this is so pathetic

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link

Time to put in a call to John Barron!

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:31 (five years ago) link

not the sharpest Wohl, says Sted

Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:32 (five years ago) link

Trump would be the most pitiable sad sack in existence if he weren't also nuclear-grade sympathy kryptonite.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:33 (five years ago) link

wait, jacob wohl - that creepy twitter dude who keeps showing up in trump’s mentions? holy lol

his source must have been hanging out in a hipster coffee shop

frogbs, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:33 (five years ago) link

that's where i go to talk about *whispers* the resistance

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:34 (five years ago) link

just watched the Acosta/Sanders clip, got a kick out of her at the end with marbles in her mouth, saying "Despact the fite" twice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqk0RAXsEzk

flappy bird, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:48 (five years ago) link

I want to believe in miracles

Compared to the same time period in '14, voters under the age of 30 in Texas have increased their turnout by 508% (not a typo). Voters over the age of 65 in TX increased their turnout by 96%.

— Tom Bonier (@tbonier) October 30, 2018

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:48 (five years ago) link

Despact the fite with covfefe, bigly.

Glasnostradamus (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:50 (five years ago) link

I need to see that tweet again but with actual numbers of voters instead of percentages pls

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:53 (five years ago) link

that seems like good news, but for context we would need to know the raw numbers of voters under 30 and over 65, and the percentage that voted for them in 2014. if barely any young people voted in 2014 and it quintuples in 2018, that might not outweigh the relative large number of older people who voted in 2014 and then doubled that in 2018

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:53 (five years ago) link

xp yep

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:53 (five years ago) link

No numbers! *signs executive order*

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:57 (five years ago) link

508 youngins voted this time

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:59 (five years ago) link

so the Wohl Burkman story is weirder than I thought.

the story about them paying women to come forward with sexual assault was sent to many journalists by someone claiming to be a woman who, upon all research, did not seem to exist, whose company indicated she didn't work there, and when someone texted the number she provided, seemed to be someone who was all too willing to give up dirt on who was behind the fraud. the woman wasn't willing to talk to reporters at all.

but then Wohl and Burkman actually went forward with the accusations anyway....so what's going on?

1) the woman was truthful, but used a pseudonym and was afraid of reprisals, and they snuffed out the story before it broke?

2) Wohl/Burkman actually sent the email in an effort to discredit the media/accuse them of bias?

3) they're trying to prove Democrats are hypocrites?

this is just weird

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:00 (five years ago) link

Trying to imagine the type of person who sat out the last election and is only just now excited enough to rally and cast a vote for Cruz. I guess that's long enough for full-blown dementia to manifest.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link

23 yr old dude I give a ride to open gym bball asked me "so what's all this about McSally and Sinema??" and I was surprised cause didn't think he was the type to even know there were upcoming elections. Turns out that their names and that they were competing in an upcoming election were the only things he did know. I had to try to explain to him Democrats and Republicans...

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link

Paul Ryan fragging Yam on the 14th amendment

Grifter havin a great day

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:04 (five years ago) link

"Well you obviously cannot do that. You cannot end birthright citizenship with an executive order. We didn’t like it when Obama tried changing
immigration laws via executive action, and obviously as conservatives we
believe in the Constitution."

This sounds a lot like a wind-up to "but considering that our opponents don't play fair.."

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:09 (five years ago) link

'Which is why we're introducing Constitution 2: Electric Boogaloo!'

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:10 (five years ago) link

Here's some data on how Democrats are way over-performing in the Midwest, relative to other regions. We're showing a net gain of +14 D house seats in the Midwest. Although, note that they're projected to make gains in the other regions too. https://t.co/Dyb6TgSE0F pic.twitter.com/teGXYNen7O

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) October 30, 2018

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link

No numbers! *signs executive order*

these outrageous EOs are going be shot down by the ILX supreme court anyway

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:14 (five years ago) link

an I reading that Nate Silver tweet right that he's currently projecting ~40+ Dem seat gain total

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:16 (five years ago) link

you are correct in your reading

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link

lmao

Pro-tip, Dave.

When you try to cook up a fake website for a fake company as part of a conspiracy involving wire fraud and obstruction of justice, they generally advise against putting your name in the registration record. pic.twitter.com/e8pChX66ek

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) October 30, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:18 (five years ago) link

Wow, their sentencing is going to be really delicious.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link

hahahahaha

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link

oh my god

New from me + @brandyzadrozny + @tom_winter:

A company called “Surefire Intelligence” has ties to this Mueller smear.

Jacob Wohl denied having ties to Surefire.

Surefire’s official phone number redirects to a voicemail box registered to Jacob's mom.https://t.co/aVPzVDjGR4

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) October 30, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:26 (five years ago) link

didn't a bunch of GOP senators pretty much imply they were gonna do exactly this to anyone who criticized the president

frogbs, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:26 (five years ago) link

Atlantic/Mueller/FBI clowning him *before* this "info" even drops is next level jujitsu

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:26 (five years ago) link

lindsey graham implied they'd do it to the next democratic supreme court justice nominee

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:27 (five years ago) link

also hi

FLORIDA
Amendment 4, restoring voting rights of Floridians with felony convictions after they complete all terms of their sentence ...
Support 69%
Oppose 23%
(U. of North Florida, LV, 10/23-26/18)

— PollingReport.com (@pollreport) October 30, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:27 (five years ago) link

Atlantic/Mueller/FBI clowning him *before* this "info" even drops is next level jujitsu

All these follow-up stories are amazing. Some real entertainment after these last few days.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:33 (five years ago) link

we tried to pick an off time and a low-traffic location to do our Georgia early voting and the place was packed

Brad C., Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:35 (five years ago) link

huh I would've thought one would overhear how to correctly smear your political opponents whilst hangin in hipster coffee shops

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:36 (five years ago) link

Oops.

Scoop w/@eilperin: Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke has been referred to DOJ for an investigation by his agency's inspector general. https://t.co/NqKWIzMZYd

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) October 30, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:43 (five years ago) link

Worth it for the photo.

Stone hired a Trump lawyer from Fla for his legal fight https://t.co/u0qZgiILU3

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) October 30, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:44 (five years ago) link

my brave governor and senatorial candidate:

“I believe legal immigration makes us a better and stronger country, but illegal immigration does the opposite. I have not seen the details of what the president is suggesting and would need to fully review the proposal. While I’ve been clear that Florida is a great melting pot, America’s immigration system is broken and Congress — including Senator Nelson — has done nothing to fix the problem. My priorities continue to be securing the border and fixing the long-broken immigration system.”

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:47 (five years ago) link

I understand that a photo of Mueller's accuser has leaked. It appears to be a snapshot of Jacob Wohl wearing a t-shirt that says 'IM A GIRL'.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link

obvious next step: "who are you to say she isn't??"

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:50 (five years ago) link

I guess the consolation prize here is that these dipshits are Guinness World Record shoo-ins (I assume there's an award for 'criminal conspiracy which most quickly unraveled in public and with almost no expenditure of effort').

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:59 (five years ago) link

so beautiful

Seems unfair that Jacob’s mom built the Wohl and also has to pay for it

— Student Loans 🍝 (@AdamSerwer) October 30, 2018

macropuente (map), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 20:02 (five years ago) link

i think they're more likely to be Darwin award recipients
xp

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 20:04 (five years ago) link

lmao

xp

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 20:18 (five years ago) link

I've counted more than 25 news outlets who have reported allegations against me, claiming that I offered to pay women to make accusations against Mueller

I've looked into this "Lorraine Parsons"! Looks like she doesn't even exist!

IT'S A FAKE NEWS CON JOB!

— Jacob Wohl (@JacobAWohl) October 30, 2018

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 20:27 (five years ago) link

why is that funny? cos as of yet, no news outlet (that I'd seen) had provided the name of the person who contacted them

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 20:27 (five years ago) link

say what you like about jacob wohl but this kid has been found guilty of defrauding investors and instigated the world’s dumbest attempt to smear a former fbi director all before he turned 21

can’t fault his moxie

la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 20:31 (five years ago) link

just think, he was only 19 when donald trump first said "fake news'

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link

ahhh, missed that.

blah, wish they hadn't dropped her name, woulda made his post look more ridiculous

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 20:40 (five years ago) link

More! At least three supposed Surefire employees, including "station chiefs" in DC and Tel Aviv, use fake LinkedIn headshots. The two station chiefs' pics are actually of Israeli model Bar Rafaeli and Sigourney Weaver's husband https://t.co/rxkjMs4ZPV

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) October 30, 2018

mookieproof, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 20:43 (five years ago) link

Odd. Jacob Wohl says he doesn't know nuttin' about Surefire Intelligence, the firm tied to the bizarre Mueller allegations. Take a look at the photos below of Mathhew Cohen, head of 'Surefire,' and of Jacob Wohl. pic.twitter.com/Q1rAW4wkPO

— Jane Mayer (@JaneMayerNYer) October 30, 2018

jmm, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 20:55 (five years ago) link

but what if bar rafaeli’s life as an international supermodel was actually a cover for her deep-cover cia work

makes u think

la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 20:55 (five years ago) link

this is some real coen bros shit

la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 20:56 (five years ago) link

Slam Dick in Door After Reading

WmC, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 20:57 (five years ago) link

this is more like that movie "Good Time"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 21:00 (five years ago) link

Ah, everything's clearer now.

My eyes are now wide open and now realize I’ve been used to spread messages I don’t believe in. I am distancing myself from politics and completely focusing on being creative !!!

— ye (@kanyewest) October 30, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 21:30 (five years ago) link

looool

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 21:32 (five years ago) link

lol

crüt, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 21:35 (five years ago) link

Surefire Intelligence's "Financial Investigator" in Zurich is Christoph Waltz. What a great hire! pic.twitter.com/Leu1KLe0XC

— Aric Toler (@AricToler) October 30, 2018

Number None, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 21:36 (five years ago) link

god that jane mayer tweet has me loling

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 21:38 (five years ago) link

how hard is it to not populate your fake website with pictures of celebrities rly

pretty hard i guess?

la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 21:38 (five years ago) link

this level of incompetence almost makes it seem like they're being set up, like how could you be this stupid

gbx, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 21:46 (five years ago) link

This is so sloppy and stupid that there has to be another reason behind it.

Yerac, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 21:47 (five years ago) link

"but you have to be at least fairly intelligent to become wealthy!"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 21:47 (five years ago) link

I don't understand why Wohl is still posting on twitter about it.

Yerac, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 21:49 (five years ago) link

god’s perfect idiot

la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 21:50 (five years ago) link

omg is that Kanye tweet for real what a fuckin tool

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 21:50 (five years ago) link

imagine not even being savvy enough to work for Project Veritas

frogbs, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 21:51 (five years ago) link

i'm sure some will claim it's a false flag operation, because everything that reflects badly on the republican party is a false flag operation.

scott stedman, one of the investigative reporters who was privy to this information before it became public, even said in one of his tweet threads that he was worried about being suckered into something designed to make journalists look bad.

the whole thing reeks of so stupid it can't be true, but apparently it's just stupid and true

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 21:52 (five years ago) link

Meantime.

Steve Bannon was re-interviewed by Mueller's team on Friday. The topic: Roger Stone. Via @costareports @CarolLeonnig @PostRoz https://t.co/UnsJSghS7R

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) October 30, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 21:59 (five years ago) link

These guys do their due diligence:

hey dumbass jim hoft and jacob wohl: Robert Mueller was SERVING JURY DUTY IN DC the EXACT DAY you claimed he raped a woman in NYC (August 2, 2010). that's some surefire intelligence for ya pic.twitter.com/h1P0y85cAP

— ʟᴠʟ 𝟺𝟻 sᴇᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴘᴏᴛᴜs (@thetomzone) October 30, 2018

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 22:19 (five years ago) link

Can't vouch for the accuracy, but just saw a tweet that voter turnout of people under the age of 30 in Texas is up 508% over 2014.

508%.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 22:44 (five years ago) link

discussed upthread. better than down 508% but doesn't mean much unless you compare absolute numbers of this group and other groups.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 22:45 (five years ago) link

you say that now, but just wait until Beto gets 508% of the vote.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 22:47 (five years ago) link

Gotta give it up: of all the mindboggling stupidity we've seen from right-wing America over the last few years, this particular instance might honestly take the cake. In terms of the risk involved, the incompetence demonstrated in the management of that risk, the paltry potential reward, and the consequences they're likely to face, this might be the dumbest thing a group of humans have done in my lifetime.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 22:49 (five years ago) link

Hey, you know whose life we should fuck with? The T-1000 who's methodically attempting to take down the POTUS, that's who. Naw, dude, fuck a plan, let's just do it over lunch and be legends.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 22:51 (five years ago) link

A+ thread in progress here:

I'm at Holiday Inn in North Topeka where a small gathering is waiting for Steve Bannon to stump for Watkins. Organizer says he's en route from Topeka airport #ksleg #ks02

— Sherman Smith (@sherman_news) October 30, 2018

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link

everything that is happening is happening at a holiday inn

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link

It’s incredible. That shadowy photo; not bothering to confirm mueller’s whereabouts on the day in question; this is a more transparent farce than any sock account i’ve ever made on ilx

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link

Clearly he's been set up.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link

I kind of feel bad for him due to his youth

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 22:54 (five years ago) link

don't

sleeve, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 22:54 (five years ago) link

He looks he coulda been one of my former students. Not one of the ones in the honors class.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 22:55 (five years ago) link

it appears that the pittsburgh protesters have succeeded in keeping trump away, at least for now:

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/10/watch-live-protest-against-trumps-visit-to-pittsburgh-grows-in-size/#.W9jTJCCnh4s.twitter

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 22:56 (five years ago) link

Pittsburgh, watch your flank! Trump goes straight for the flank!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 22:59 (five years ago) link

fucking rad

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 23:00 (five years ago) link

Yes, very cool. A corner is being turned.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 23:02 (five years ago) link

This is why he only goes to golf courses and his own rallies

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 23:03 (five years ago) link

Whomp whomp

Even Hoft calls no joy, takes down Wohl's debunked post smearing Mueller, and writes in its place he's looking into allegations against his own contributor. https://t.co/i0lnWi9DxM pic.twitter.com/TGtaPmQxgI

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) October 30, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 23:17 (five years ago) link

Gateway Pundit, which published the Jacob Wohl-backed dossier filled with wild accusations about Mueller, is back-pedaling fast. They've taken down the file and are now trying to claim Mueller making a criminal referral to the FBI is an abuse of government power. pic.twitter.com/71uWGQjSfI

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) October 30, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 23:34 (five years ago) link

i'm not sure about the reputation of polling firm Change Research, but their new poll has steve king up by just ONE point

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/413787-poll-steve-king-leading-dem-opponent-by-1-point

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 00:13 (five years ago) link

even the RNCC chair recently condemned steve king for being a racist bastard, so hopefully something is shifting

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 00:13 (five years ago) link

those change research polls are discussed here:

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/house-update-heres-why-we-need-polls-in-red-districts-they-might-not-be-so-red/

Well, online pollster Change Research heeded our call, and late Monday night, it tweeted out poll results from 12 moderately red districts. In seven of those districts, it was the first poll we’ve seen all cycle long. Some of the polls, like those in the Illinois 16th and Ohio 2nd, lined up pretty well with other indicators in our forecast, so they didn’t move the needle too much. But other polls opened up the possibility that certain districts might be more competitive than we realized.

Bear in mind that this is only one pollster’s read on these races. Founded after the 2016 election, Change Research is still pretty new as far as pollsters go, and it currently has a C+ pollster rating. So it’s hardly the gold standard. But its online methodology has an upside — namely, that it’s cheap, so it’s easy for Change Research to poll marginal districts. And some data is better than nothing. Here’s where our forecast changed the most as a result of these polls:

Based on the number of retweets, the most shocking topline came in the Iowa 4th. Controversial GOP Rep. Steve King led Democrat J.D. Scholten just 45 percent to 44 percent. That margin was way worse for King than in previous polls, and his chances of winning plunged 19 percentage points in the Lite version of our model, which just looks at polls.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 00:16 (five years ago) link

also silver has a thread on them starting here:

Except that previous polling had shown King up "only" 6-10 points, before the most recent round of controversies kicked in and before the Democrat had a chance to take advantage of his 3:1 fundraising advantage. He's probably a favorite but the poll is entirely plausible. https://t.co/jwbRX7WOdo

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) October 30, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 00:18 (five years ago) link

Compared to the same time period in '14, voters under the age of 30 in Texas have increased their turnout by 508% (not a typo). Voters over the age of 65 in TX increased their turnout by 96%.

— Tom Bonier (@tbonier) October 30, 2018
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, October 30, 2018 2:48 PM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Can I trust this source?

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 00:20 (five years ago) link

Moodles is legit imo

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 00:24 (five years ago) link

xp thanks caek! Cautiously optimistic.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 00:24 (five years ago) link

it appears that the pittsburgh protesters have succeeded in keeping trump away, at least for now:

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/10/watch-live-protest-against-trumps-visit-to-pittsburgh-grows-in-size/#.W9jTJCCnh4s.twitter

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 9:56 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Proud of my yinzers

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 00:25 (five years ago) link

Ha I was wondering if it could be a 'look how obviously ridiculous this tweet is I can't even'.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 00:25 (five years ago) link

https://www.yahoo.com/news/justice-kavanaugh-declines-600000-raised-gofundme-campaign-204550626.html

According to Hawkins, the fundraiser was inspired by a conversation he had with a friend about GoFundMe pages that were set up for Ford during Kavanaugh’s contentious confirmation hearings.

“This is a funny story which might be a bit too risqué for you to print … I was talking to a woman and … she was like, ‘Christine Blasey Ford has these GoFundMes up; I wish someone would do a GoFundMe for Brett Kavanaugh so that when this is over, he could sue that bitch,’” Hawkins recounted in a phone conversation on Tuesday.

Hawkins said he assumed Kavanaugh would not sue, but he figured the judge might need money for a lawyer or security.

“So I figured, hey, let’s do a GoFundMe — and that’s actually how it got started, as crazy as that sounds,” said Hawkins.

incredible use of the "a friend said" narrative device here

omar little, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 00:31 (five years ago) link

the Wohl crew makes Gordon Liddy look like a mastermind

but i must admit idgaf

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 00:31 (five years ago) link

me too KM. i have enjoyed your tweets on him. i sent scholten a small donation march and have been following the race since then. he's made great progress in an insanely red district without compromising much on policy afaict, so happy to send some more last month (the other race i did that for is jess king in pa-10 who is a longer shot but would be a great represenative https://theintercept.com/2018/09/15/jess-king-pennsylvania-lancaster-stands-up/). i'm done for the year, but if i weren't, and there were more than a week to go, they would both get more from me.

p.s. i am 100% certain scholten will disappoint us if he wins, but come on it's steve king.

p.p.s. if you feel like donating, it's honestly kind of late to make a difference (hoos correct me if i'm wrong) imo, so one thing you might want to do is put it to one side and send it to the inevitable mississipi senate runoff later in november.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 00:32 (five years ago) link

p.s. since silver mentioned maxine waters in that thread as a poor analog to steve king, there is one way in which those congressional race are similar. both have nazis on the ballot:

In 2017 I went to a county meeting where a public commenter said Jews were bringing immigrants into the US. Same thing the synagogue shooter said.

Two people from LA GOP stood and applauded.

Both of them now work for Omar Navarro, the Republican running against Maxine Waters.

— Slays Stabbinport 🤺 (@hayesdavenport) October 27, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 00:34 (five years ago) link

discussed upthread. better than down 508% but doesn't mean much unless you compare absolute numbers of this group and other groups.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek)

Bonier's organization, TargetSmart, has absolute number up on their website: https://targetearly.targetsmart.com/

Don't know the org, so can't speak to accuracy, but the under 30 increase is from 57,519 to 331,918 (477%) and the over 65 increase is from 647,270 to 1,213,745 (87%). All age groups showing big jumps, smaller absolute numbers and bigger percentage increases with the younger cohorts.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 00:37 (five years ago) link

p.s. i am 100% certain scholten will disappoint us if he wins, but come on it's steve king.

uhhh what? too centrist for you?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 00:43 (five years ago) link

xp

Dang, that’s what I was afraid of. That above 65 increase is almost as surprising as the whippersnapper increase

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 00:43 (five years ago) link

How many over 65s forgot to vote once there

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 00:44 (five years ago) link

Dang, that’s what I was afraid of. That above 65 increase is almost as surprising as the whippersnapper increase

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, October 30, 2018 5:43 PM

Dan S, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 00:49 (five years ago) link

still hopeful though

Dan S, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 00:50 (five years ago) link

remember to ignore early vote.


uhhh what? too centrist for you?

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, October 30, 2018 8:43 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nothing specific, it's just the way of the world.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 00:50 (five years ago) link

You may be surprised!

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 00:52 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/JRZdzOW.png

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 01:04 (five years ago) link

lol

Dan S, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 01:05 (five years ago) link

Dat's a beeeen-go!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 01:09 (five years ago) link

haha!

Dan S, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 01:14 (five years ago) link

I am doing the second Sam Byck monologue at rehearsal in ten minutes and the inspiration for the anger in this scene is so easy to draw from this week

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 01:18 (five years ago) link

xp

I've donated to Scholten and actually met him. On some level, of course he'll disappoint me because I think the farm bill and ethanol subsidies are terrible and no way he can play that way.

But yeah, let's get Steve King.

fajita seas, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 02:11 (five years ago) link

Moodles is legit imo

This might be my ILX high water mark!

TBRR, I copy and pasted a tweet. I think the numbers are accurate, but not 100% sure.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 03:16 (five years ago) link

Jacob Wohl's fiasco today reminds me of how in Heat, DeNiro's character knows Pacino is aware that he is going to rob a bank the next day, and does it anyway

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 03:28 (five years ago) link

Who is Waingro in this scenario though

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 03:54 (five years ago) link

Hey let's not ignore this sweet grift.

Loren Jacobs, who was invited onstage by VP Pence to speak at a rally in Michigan, was defrocked 15 years ago, according to a spokeswoman for the Union of Messianic Jewish Congregations. https://t.co/NofWyH2UmM

— NBC News (@NBCNews) October 31, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 04:12 (five years ago) link

so Epstein/Pence couldn't find an actual rabbi. Lena Epstein deserves to lose her race.

Dan S, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 04:47 (five years ago) link

From a bit further down the 'jury duty' tweet

There is a gym on the 19th floor of the St Regis pic.twitter.com/9ypDBeqFHl

— Pet Emetary 🎃 (@FormalScrunchie) October 30, 2018

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 08:08 (five years ago) link

Though now I am wondering if this is bait to get "Dems visibly challenging inaccurate memories of rape victims" out there.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 08:15 (five years ago) link

(It's mentioned in the comments that the 19th floor gym was a renovation in 2013.)

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 08:18 (five years ago) link

Yea refuting facts in these idiots' stories only plays into their hands

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 11:28 (five years ago) link

I dislike hashtags but I really dislike incorrect hashtags and how the right subtly bastardized #believewomen to #believeallwomen in order to mock.

Yerac, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 11:29 (five years ago) link

i thought all distractions must be answered in full

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 11:44 (five years ago) link

Duly noted. But that's on you, mate.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 11:57 (five years ago) link

Yea refuting facts in these idiots' stories only plays into their hands

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), 31. oktober 2018 12:28 (twenty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It does not. This shows how tough it actually is to fabricate these stories, and how easily spotted falsehoods are. It makes it smarter, rather than stupider, to say that when it's word against word, the proper thing to do is to #believewomen.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 11:59 (five years ago) link

Burden of proof is on them and they've been hilariously clowned nd humiliated and discredited at this point.

Continuing to refute individual facts like "lol the 18th floor is a gym" lends the illusion that people are taking the allegations seriously. Which nobody is, because right now there ARE no actual specific allegations and cos the whole thing was so badly bungled.

This isn't a Devin Nunes scenario where you have to attack him on all fronts because he is a weasel with power who can exert influence. This shit never got off the ground

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 12:26 (five years ago) link

Like there is no woman to believe or disbelieve at the moment

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 12:26 (five years ago) link

good mourning!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 12:27 (five years ago) link

RIP Muellergate (2:30-2:32 CST, 10/30/18)

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 12:30 (five years ago) link

Happy Halloween. I am going as an Executive Order

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 12:33 (five years ago) link

*signs*

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 12:33 (five years ago) link

good grief

Hunt3r, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 13:18 (five years ago) link

Executive Ordure

Glasnostradamus (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 13:47 (five years ago) link

The president: I went to the site of a mass murder and everyone was very nice to me. pic.twitter.com/NITHYfWEta

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) October 31, 2018

frogbs, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 13:54 (five years ago) link

That's nice for him :)))))

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 13:55 (five years ago) link

aw

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 13:55 (five years ago) link

Meanwhile: North Dakota!

State officials say it is easy for anyone without a residential address to get one. In a letter to tribal leaders last month — just after the United States Court of Appeals for the Eighth Circuit let the requirement take effect, in a decision later affirmed by the Supreme Court — Secretary of State Al Jaeger’s office wrote that voters could contact their county’s 911 coordinator, describe the location of their home and have an address assigned “in an hour or less.”

In practice, it isn’t always so simple.

Voters’ experiences have varied greatly based on which county they live in. In Rolette County, where the Turtle Mountain Reservation is, they have been able to get addresses from the county and IDs from the tribe without much red tape. But at Standing Rock, in Sioux County, the 911 coordinator is the sheriff, Frank Landeis. That’s a deterrent to people who are afraid to interact with law enforcement, much less tell the sheriff where they live, and Sheriff Landeis is not easy to reach.

When Ms. Finn called him on Oct. 12, three days after the Supreme Court ruling, he was out. On Oct. 15, he said he was transporting prisoners and could not assign addresses that day. He was also unavailable when The New York Times called on Friday.

And in an episode recounted independently by Ms. Finn, Mr. Semans and Ms. Young, a tribal elder, Terry Yellow Fat, got through to Sheriff Landeis only to be assigned the address of a bar near his house. Mr. Semans worried that, in addition to playing into stereotypes about Native Americans and alcohol, this could expose Mr. Yellow Fat to fraud charges if he voted under an address he knew was incorrect.

So, with help from Four Directions and others, some tribes are creating addresses themselves — and preparing to do so until the polls close.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 14:02 (five years ago) link

Jesus christ that trump tweet xp

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 14:04 (five years ago) link

No one else on earth would be capable of making a tragedyd like this about themselves

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 14:05 (five years ago) link

yeah they would, they just all happen to be part of the same party he is

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 14:08 (five years ago) link

Idk bro. This is deranged

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 14:19 (five years ago) link

Yeah even more deranged are the people that see no problem with it

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 14:21 (five years ago) link

if we get WWIII, it will definitely be about him

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 14:25 (five years ago) link

here's some mueller catnip for the fans

I don’t really think about the mueller thing but this article is phenomenal reporting and docket analysis. The speed of whatever this is can’t be accounted for unless they’re right. https://t.co/X9flQzlzUz

— warrior cop (@wyatt_privilege) October 31, 2018

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 14:53 (five years ago) link

I heard that one major reason that the Pittsburgh people didn't want the president to come was taht security was already fully stretched. & in the wake of one attack it might very well be necessary to further protect survivors.
So having a V.i.P. arrive needing further protection would mean focus would be where it didn't need to be.
So it was a matter of getting one thing done before somebody arrives demanding to be the focus.
So yeah very much making everything about him as per usual.

Thankfully nothing further was attempted, but could see him being there being seen as a sanction.

& if that's 2 events already this week, wonder what the next one will be.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 14:59 (five years ago) link

I do think it's interesting that Giuliani basically disappeared in the last couple months

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 15:18 (five years ago) link

never wanna see "interesting" and "Guiliani" in a sentence tbh

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 15:27 (five years ago) link

it'll be interesting when his rotting corpse is dragged through the streets of NY by an angry mob

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 15:33 (five years ago) link

Re: Giuliani, he's on a world tour to Armenia and the Ukraine.

Rudy Giuliani, the prez’s unpaid lawyer on the Russia probe, has been making mysterious appearances abroad. He was just in Armenia, hosted by a Putin ally.

“I don't recall seeing anything like this before,” one expert told us.

Our latest w/@WNYC: https://t.co/dfKHKT8CQe

— ProPublica (@ProPublica) October 31, 2018

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link

If you're being tried as let's say an arsonist, I'm pretty sure it's just SOP for your lawyer to be regularly seen hobnobbing with arson enthusiasts in public.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 16:31 (five years ago) link

the optics? fuck the optics.

ian, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link

and please no one chime in to remind me that either way Ryan got all he ever wanted, which was a fat tax cut and a future lobbying sinecure.

evol j, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 16:52 (five years ago) link

being told by the Grifter you know nothing has got to stir many mixed emotions in the Granny Killer

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link

Trumpian disdain is like a reverse Geiger counter. As it gets louder, you can be assured you're heading away from abject toxicity.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 17:03 (five years ago) link

fucksake America, enough is enough. You can keep babies in cages, bomb the living daylight out of the I-ranians and cosy up to murderous dictators all you want but for God's sake leave our slightly run down seaside towns out of it...

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/E6BF/production/_104117095_jaywick2.jpg

Although, to be fair it is a Tory council so, you know, fuck 'em.

Ned Trifle X, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 17:06 (five years ago) link

Nope. They couldn't. My mother and sisters doin't work for 1-800-HIREAVICTIM https://t.co/fzTTB2S0R5

— Jacob Wohl (@JacobAWohl) September 26, 2018

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 17:07 (five years ago) link

NARRATOR VOICE...

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 17:07 (five years ago) link

fuck it xp

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/E6BF/production/_104117095_jaywick2.jpg

Ned Trifle X, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 17:08 (five years ago) link

doint doint

Yerac, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 17:16 (five years ago) link

well

Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 17:24 (five years ago) link

need to have a future Speaker the yokels can't pronounce

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 17:29 (five years ago) link

Joe Biden: "Folks, there is a conservative columnist named David Brooks. He's bright as hell."

— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) October 31, 2018

mookieproof, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 17:34 (five years ago) link

xpost I'd like to nominate Sen. Despitethefact.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 17:35 (five years ago) link

can't believe dude's name is JAWohl

crüt, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 17:47 (five years ago) link

Jacob Wohl and Kanye are two of the three people I've muted on twitter. big week.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 17:52 (five years ago) link

I wondered why Harry Reid was trending on Twitter; now I know what the cable shows will discuss tonight.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:02 (five years ago) link

who did he say looks alike?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:03 (five years ago) link

Harry Reid, when he was sane, agreed with us on Birthright Citizenship! pic.twitter.com/ypiE1QWKag

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 31, 2018

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:09 (five years ago) link

god shut up you motherfucking motherfucker

princess of hell (BradNelson), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:11 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/lbR67BU.jpg

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:11 (five years ago) link

he does succeed in pulling up a clip where harry reid is a fucking asshole. however, he's also retired, that's a clip from twenty-five years ago, and it just means he found someone else who looks like a fucking asshole

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:13 (five years ago) link

Here is Senator Reid’s response to @realDonaldTrump today. pic.twitter.com/vmKTRflaU4

— Adam Jentleson 🎈 (@AJentleson) October 31, 2018

reid response, if anyone cares even though none of this matters and is stupid

princess of hell (BradNelson), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:16 (five years ago) link

“Don’t forget the nasty term Anchor babies.”

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:17 (five years ago) link

LIBERTY, Mo. (AP) — The son and daughter of a Missouri House candidate are urging people not to vote for him because he regularly espouses racial and homophobic views and dislikes Jews and Muslims.https://t.co/pUPQAbBaNh

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) October 31, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:25 (five years ago) link

Families going on record about how much they hate their father/brother/son has been one of the few truly enjoyable things about the midterms.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:28 (five years ago) link

if my dad ever runs for office in missouri that's gonna have to be me

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:30 (five years ago) link

In his Oct. 15 radio show, called “The Hard Truth with Jack Justice,” West complained about the relationship between the United States and Israel.

“They have been running this assault on America,” he said. “They have been giving us gay marriage, pornography, abortion, everything that’s anti-Christian . This is what they do. This is how they corrupt a Christian nation, because they are an anti-Christ people.”

omar little, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:31 (five years ago) link

John Jackass more like

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:34 (five years ago) link

speaking of white supremacists in the midwest, i listened to steve king's opponent today, JD Scholten, on the Pod Save America podcast, which is sometimes good. overall i'm pretty impressed with him! yeah, he's a huge ethanol guy, which blows. but it's also to be expected, since his district is the biggest ethanol supporter in the country. he mentioned that tom harkin was one of his two "political heroes", which seems like a pretty decent role model for a iowa politician. he seem deeply embarrassed by iowans voting for a neo-nazi, year after year, so that's good. he points to all of the young people leaving iowa as soon as soon as humanly possible as a problem for the state, which is true. he sleeps in a winnebago in walmart parking lots and has no money, and was a terrible relief pitcher for unknown independent baseball teams. i like all that.he seems determined to be more than just "not steve king", even though that's clearly the biggest thing he's got going for him.

i contacted his campaign to see if i could knock on doors for them next week

xp

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:36 (five years ago) link

“They have been running this assault on America,” he said. “They have been giving us gay marriage, pornography, abortion, everything that’s anti-Christian . This is what they do. This is how they corrupt a Christian nation, because they are an anti-Christ people.”

you know, honestly this really just describes every white evangelical in the midwest, including (especially) the pastors and leaders of the church. stuff like that just rolls out of the side of their mouths. and politicians in the midwest have to be christian, or pretend to be christian, and that often involves being evangelical, or pretending that evangelicals aren't filled with hatred toward everyone that disagrees with how genitalia should rub up against other genitalia, or abortion. they have to at least pay lip service to evangelicals and pretend that they're not full of shit, and many politicians genuinely LIKE the evangelicals and think they're a positive influence. so it's not surprising that you end up with midwest politicians that are indistinguishable from hate groups

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link

and not just the midwest. I don't think we'll see an openly atheist President in our lifetimes.

evol j, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link

speaking further of white supremacists in the midwest

Bouncing back from its Jacob Wohl embarrassment yesterday, Gateway Pundit now has a story positing that Democrats will use Satanic black magicks to sway the midterms. pic.twitter.com/MktdGNsNiy

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) October 31, 2018

mookieproof, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link

evangelicals are so fucking boring too, i mean what a way to live

omar little, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link

shit...is gateway pundit a st louis org? i never even made that connection

haha, i like the little automatic google summary that shows up when you search for "gateway pundit"

https://i.imgur.com/TMYDPIZ.png

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link

lol i don't know if anyone remembers this but awhile back Tucker Carlson had a "witch" on his show who was talking about how she was putting a spell or a hex on Donald Trump, it was the most embarrassing thing, perfect fodder for the right wing to paint the left coast lefties as totally insane. she's best friends with one of my best friend's exes, and exactly the type of person who favors publicizing her witch business over making sure she's not used as an actual living straw-person by Fox News.

omar little, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:50 (five years ago) link

TS: magic vs magick

mookieproof, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:50 (five years ago) link

Witchy magick stuff is big business out here in brooklyn it seems

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:53 (five years ago) link

hail satan

princess of hell (BradNelson), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:56 (five years ago) link

Gateway Pundit now has a story positing that Democrats will use Satanic black magicks to sway the midterms

welll, it HAS been eight years since Christine O'Donnell graced the political stage

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:58 (five years ago) link

holy shit blast from the past with christine o'donnell

flappy bird, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:58 (five years ago) link

REMEMBER

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 19:00 (five years ago) link

Maaaaaaan, I was just about to drop an O'Donnell bomb on y'all.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 19:00 (five years ago) link

But yeah, christ, eight years. That part somehow escaped me. Where the hell does time go.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 19:01 (five years ago) link

lol i don't know if anyone remembers this but awhile back Tucker Carlson had a "witch" on his show

So not Christine O'Donnell? xps damn

Captain Hardchord (Leee), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 19:02 (five years ago) link

Is this the Tucker Carlson clip?

Tucker Carlson, free speech warrior, questions her as to whether it's legal to cast spells on people.

jmm, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link

hey, remember christine o'donnell

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link

hail satan


otm

la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link

hmm

Smart piece by @AndrewRomano looking at how some campaigns here in CA have tried to activate Latino voters this cycle: https://t.co/lT6y9dvG9y

— Jose A. Del Real (@jdelreal) October 31, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 19:06 (five years ago) link

Why is that hosted on Yahoo Sports?

Captain Hardchord (Leee), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 19:14 (five years ago) link

2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link

main Yahoo site is reserved for Chrissy Teigen content, politics have moved to sports, sports have moved to the movies section.

omar little, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 19:23 (five years ago) link

this is the key stuff, which bodes v v well

So far, actual voting patterns — as opposed to anecdotes and op-eds — suggest that this year will be different. According to early vote totals compiled by Political Data Inc., Latino turnout in Southern California’s most competitive House contests is already far outpacing 2014 — even equaling 2016’s presidential-year turnout in some cases. At this point in 2014, for example, Latinos in CA-25 had cast less than 11 percent of all ballots; right now, that number is hovering around 15 percent, just like in 2016. In CA-39, Latinos’ early vote share has grown from 12.2 percent four years ago to 16 percent today — less than half a point shy of the 2016 benchmark. And Latino voting levels have increased in CA-45, CA-48 and CA-49 as well. (PDI compiles its figures using lists of voter surnames and “country or state of origin” data on registration forms.)

Such across-the-board increases in Latino turnout jibe with election results from earlier this year. In June, Latinos made up 21.2 percent of the primary electorate in California’s 39th Congressional District — a nearly 8 point jump from 2014. Subsequent reports by UCLA’s Latino Policy and Politics Initiative concluded that the “Latino vote increased more than any other demographic in Los Angeles County from June 2014 to June 2018” and that “in Orange County, ballots cast in majority-Latino precincts were up over 2014 numbers by as much as a 245 percent.” And California isn’t alone: A new analysis by University of Florida Professor Daniel A. Smith finds that Latino early vote there has tripled in 2018 compared with 2014.

This is not an accident; both Democratic candidates and the Democratic Party are “definitely doing more to reach Latinos in 2018 than they did in 2014,” according to Barreto. The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC) has invested nearly $30 million this cycle in contacting, organizing and turning out Democratic base voters, including Latinos. It has conducted Latino focus groups in California, Colorado, Florida and New Mexico. It has hired at least one Latino field staffer in 29 California districts — 11 of whom are currently directing field, get-out-the-vote (GOTV) or canvassing operations. Each heavily Latino district boasts its own Latino constituency organizer, who engages with churches, businesses and other community organizations. And the DCCC also just released its first-ever televised Spanish-language get-out-the-vote ad in Southern California, which will continue running through Election Day.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 19:27 (five years ago) link

Heidi Cruz told me they have to try and shield the Zodiac Killer stuff from their oldest daughter, because she might get skeptical and start, like, seriously grilling her dad about where he was on different nights in the early 70s.

— Elaina Plott (@elainaplott) October 31, 2018

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 19:51 (five years ago) link

def in mushmouthed lockstep w/ Schumer

“There’s been a lot of talk about lowering the temperature of political discourse,” host Stephen Colbert asked. “Have you seen evidence of that?”

“Well, I think when we win, you will see evidence of that,” Pelosi said to applause. “Because when we do win, we will have, as we open the new Congress, we will honor the vows of our founders. E Pluribus Unum. From many, one.”

At this point, you should be asking yourself a simple question: is Nancy Pelosi out of her fucking mind?

https://splinternews.com/what-world-is-nancy-pelosi-living-in-1830135382

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 19:55 (five years ago) link

splinternews is garbage, why do you keep posting information-free links

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 19:56 (five years ago) link

It's just possible that Pelosi perhaps considers her words carefully instead of just barfing out every thing she thinks as it enters her mind. Maybe, possibly.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 19:58 (five years ago) link

I mean...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7tY35xBJUI

The Greta Van Gerwig (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:00 (five years ago) link

Like when people were giving her shit for kinda pooh-poohing the notion of impeaching Trump. What value is there in publicly playing that card right now?

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:00 (five years ago) link

I mean, if I were the minority leader, I'd go on Colbert and be all, 'FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK THE GOP, GET READY TO EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS' and this is just one of the reasons why I will never be minority leader.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:02 (five years ago) link

Man if i had the ability to perform black magick....

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:09 (five years ago) link

there is a way to answer that question without ALL CAPS and not sounding like you don't consider the GOP an existential threat

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:10 (five years ago) link

sorry Pelosi needs to sound like a fighter, not a Clinton

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:15 (five years ago) link

Whadya want her to do, put out a mixtape?

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:16 (five years ago) link

saying you expect the villains to play E Pluribus Kumbaya after you win is what keeps potential voters sure you don't give a shit

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:20 (five years ago) link

xp lmfao

flappy bird, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:21 (five years ago) link

Pelosi to Trump: YO KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE

Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link

ahhh sh@kedown bringin it back

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:24 (five years ago) link

Nancy pelosi isn’t going to change. It doesn’t make sense to continually get upset with her for being a mild mannered elderly individual. She is unsuited to her speakership though.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:27 (five years ago) link

Or minority leader chair. You know what I mean.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:27 (five years ago) link

keep her off talk shows

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:29 (five years ago) link

so Oprah is gonna campaign for Stacey Abrams

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:30 (five years ago) link

this is the key stuff, which bodes v v well

right. it's early turnout tea leaf reading with a phd, and it happens to be good news from my POV, so i'm trying not to read too much into it. but it's not bad news.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:32 (five years ago) link

so Oprah is gonna campaign for Stacey Abrams

― You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, October 31, 2018 4:30 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also obama.

and this

Stacey Abrams' campaign manager says they've learned that Kemp is backing out of the final Georgia governor's race debate... the same day that Trump is scheduled to come to Macon to stump for the GOP candidate. https://t.co/nUYhzFTKTi

— Jeffrey Cook (@JeffreyCook) October 31, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:34 (five years ago) link

She is unsuited to her speakership though.

I'll get in here before Alfred does. Name one Democrat who you think would do her job better, bearing in mind that her job is not going on talk shows, her job is keeping her members together and counting/whipping votes.

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link

her job is not going on talk shows

this is why norm macdonald isn't speaker of the house

fred-a van vleet (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:40 (five years ago) link

also he's Canadian

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:41 (five years ago) link

she is among the best Speakers the House has ever seen and if you can't see that you're dumb as shit

going on Colbert and saying that isn't going to affect turnout one way or the another, this whole thing is stupid

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:41 (five years ago) link

she holds the caucus together and delivers votes, that's the fucking job

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:42 (five years ago) link

being an attack dog that parrots what the most lefty elements of her party want to hear is not her job

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:42 (five years ago) link

you don't see anyone getting Joy Behar to campaign for them

ah yeah those symbolic votes of which you are so enamored

her job is not going on talk shows

THEN DON'T FUCKING DO IT

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:43 (five years ago) link

Name one Democrat who you think would do her job better

MAXINE WATERS

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:44 (five years ago) link

glad we've winnowed down your real issue with her, which is her appearing on talk shows

princess of hell (BradNelson), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:44 (five years ago) link

i hold we are fucking doomed bcz you dingalings think 'civility' is a winner

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:45 (five years ago) link

idk i kinda think it's impressive that she is insulted every single day on television during ad breaks by republicans and doesn't flip her shit at those misogynist ghouls every chance she gets.

fred-a van vleet (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link

https://hmmdaily.com/2018/10/30/these-are-the-bad-times/

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link

linking to splinternews is the way, got it xp

princess of hell (BradNelson), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link

maxine waters is pretty effective where she is, imo. the "attack dog" and "person in leadership position" should usually not be the same person.

fred-a van vleet (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link

Maxine Waters would not be able to hold the caucus together and she doesn't even want the position so

it's almost as if you don't understand how elections work, what the Speaker of the House does, or how bills get passed.

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link

"civility" holds the fucking caucus together! voters don't vote for the Speaker, the CAUCUS does

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link

why do I bother

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link

maxine waters is pretty effective where she is, imo. the "attack dog" and "person in leadership position" should usually not be the same person.

― fred-a van vleet (voodoo chili), Wednesday, October 31, 2018 4

^^^ this

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link

Why did Newt Gingrich lose his speakearship after only three years? Because he was speaker AND attack dog and his caucus tired of both.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:48 (five years ago) link

ah yeah those symbolic votes of which you are so enamored

Pelosi passed bills. She passed ARRA, she passed the Affordable Care Act, she passed climate legislation etc etc

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:49 (five years ago) link

it's not her fault some of what she got passed died in the Senate (that's Harry Reid - and Max Baucus and Joe Lieberman and a bunch of other shitty people's fault)

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:49 (five years ago) link

I swear I think my 11yo has a firmer grasp of the federal legislative process than you do, should we just start posting Schoolhouse Rock youtubez for you

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:50 (five years ago) link

why do *I* bother

yorrrre out of orrrrdah

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:51 (five years ago) link

obv you don't care to learn, dude

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:51 (five years ago) link

i'm talkin about TV WHORING FOR THE PARTY you dumbshit

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:52 (five years ago) link

don't dude me Soto, go back to making a list about some horrible forgotten pop band

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:52 (five years ago) link

Apropos of nothing in particular I keep meaning to update the Killfile so you can block people on a per-thread basis.

Captain Hardchord (Leee), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link

did you just call Pelosi a whore I mean

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:54 (five years ago) link

so fucking obnoxious

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:54 (five years ago) link

i was not aware of her history of effectiveness in the position tbh. i assumed she was competent at holding the caucus together but was also a centrist who sometimes served to water down the legislation that came to the floor. i have no specific evidence to point to though

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:55 (five years ago) link

Pelosi is fine. I am not sure who in the House would do a better job than her.

Schumer, on the other hand, is completely worthless and needs to get ousted ASAP

frogbs, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:55 (five years ago) link

here junior, let me do your homework for you

https://www.politico.com/story/2010/12/legislation-signed-into-law-under-pelosi-046650

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:55 (five years ago) link

ALL POLITICIANS ARE WHORRRRRRES, you fuckin lawyer

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:55 (five years ago) link

All posters ITT get a free Losartan prescription

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:56 (five years ago) link

compare that to Boehner or Ryan or O'Neill or Rayburn or whoever the fuck

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:56 (five years ago) link

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:56 (five years ago) link

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I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:56 (five years ago) link

i'm in the POWERLESS DEMOCRATIC PRESENT, where u at blood?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:57 (five years ago) link

here junior, let me do your homework for you

https://www.politico.com/story/2010/12/legislation-signed-into-law-under-pelosi-046650

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, October 31, 2018 4:55 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If the democrats lose in november it’s because of codescension like this

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:58 (five years ago) link

Thank u for the link though

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:58 (five years ago) link

the democrats have finally lost treesh

princess of hell (BradNelson), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:58 (five years ago) link

Are yall gonna start breakdancin now

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:58 (five years ago) link

Lol CONDESCENSION is gonna lose the House?

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 20:59 (five years ago) link

shakey's condescension specifically, which i see reflected in every democratic politician like a splintered mirror

princess of hell (BradNelson), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:00 (five years ago) link

ie Hillary Clinton's skill bequeathed to the party

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:00 (five years ago) link

you are all condescending to each other tbh

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:01 (five years ago) link

"maybe you should run for something" xp

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:01 (five years ago) link

ie Hillary Clinton's skill bequeathed to the party

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, October 31, 2018 2:00 PM (thirty-five seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that wasn't an invitation

princess of hell (BradNelson), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:01 (five years ago) link

it's true I am the heart and soul of the Democratic Party and I rule by fiat and have a magic wand that immediately makes all my legislative wishes come to pass

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:02 (five years ago) link

^^^

we're gonna lose and it's YOUR fault

princess of hell (BradNelson), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:03 (five years ago) link

don't dude me Soto, go back to making a list about some horrible forgotten pop band

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius)

Dennis Perrin probably wrote this comeback it was so predictable

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:04 (five years ago) link

Shakey is the mayor of san francisco i thought

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:04 (five years ago) link

when we lose I promise to go on Colbert and apologize and call Morbz a whore

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:04 (five years ago) link

*signs executive order*

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:04 (five years ago) link

Which person in that New York magazine piece was secretly Morbius, and which one was Treeship?

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:05 (five years ago) link

i always vote, unperson, u r a low-information poster

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:06 (five years ago) link

For the record, sometimes on ilx I say things in a quippy, half-facetious manner, like when I called Shakey condescending but nevertheless thanked him for the link. I don’t know why people insist on reading my posts in particular as being 100% dead serious exact representations of my thinking but it’s fine

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link

holy shit can yall try not being complete assholes for once

ian, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link

SHUT THE FUCK UP

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:11 (five years ago) link

sorry treesh i was having fun with it

princess of hell (BradNelson), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:11 (five years ago) link

bring the tax returns!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:11 (five years ago) link

Dudes chill!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:12 (five years ago) link

It’s alright brad xp

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:12 (five years ago) link

ian, cat-shaped heart 4 u.

Yerac, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:12 (five years ago) link

hi yerac i ate too much candy.

ian, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:13 (five years ago) link

Jacob Wohl has us in his power we r doomed

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:14 (five years ago) link

candy is bad for you, buddy

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:14 (five years ago) link

I should start posting "good mourning" after 5 p.m. It's mourning somewhere!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:15 (five years ago) link

I eat haribo for joint and cartilage supplements.

Yerac, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link

my FP finger is getting sore

akm, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link

Who are you even flagging? This was totally civil

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:17 (five years ago) link

Swing down sweet chariot stop and u let me FP

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:20 (five years ago) link

This year’s scariest Halloween costume goes to... pic.twitter.com/QtRbdmiR8T

— Administrator Seema Verma (@SeemaCMS) October 31, 2018

mookieproof, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:27 (five years ago) link

Maybe we should wait until Tuesday to start a new thread.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:33 (five years ago) link

Mandatory time out! It's good for all of us.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:33 (five years ago) link

Man, thread got good as soon as I left work, I should leave work more often.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:33 (five years ago) link

I should start posting "good mourning" after 5 p.m. It's mourning somewhere!

you should stop posting good mourning

na (NA), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:36 (five years ago) link

well, look who's back for kicks

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:37 (five years ago) link

with all seriousness though why do you do that

na (NA), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:39 (five years ago) link

Why not? And why do you care when you never contribute anyway?

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:39 (five years ago) link

why do any of us post anything

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:39 (five years ago) link

posts are fre

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:39 (five years ago) link

e

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:39 (five years ago) link

It began as a tic in 2016, became a security blanket or a way to bring some levity. When a majority of posters tells me to stop or Trump drops dead, I will.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:41 (five years ago) link

NA does not speak for us

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:42 (five years ago) link

I resent the implication that we should simply sit back and content ourselves with subpar mourning. Alfred keep the grief train rolling smoothly down the track.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:44 (five years ago) link

Y'all are riding my caboose of mourning

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:45 (five years ago) link

The circular firing squad style in american politics

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:48 (five years ago) link

happy halloween

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:49 (five years ago) link

Eat some butts smoke some weed chiiillll

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:49 (five years ago) link

where is those furshlugginer tax returns though

Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:51 (five years ago) link

Whats the best bar near madison square garden for me to kill time in before the knicks game?

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:53 (five years ago) link

i know just what will calm everyone down
numerous tweets from trump that are even worse than the willie horton ad!

It is outrageous what the Democrats are doing to our Country. Vote Republican now! https://t.co/0pWiwCHGbh pic.twitter.com/2crea9HF7G

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 31, 2018

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:56 (five years ago) link

classy!

sleeve, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:58 (five years ago) link

How many politicians who were brought down by a solitary scandal are kicking themselves right in the keister for failing to realize that all they needed to do was engineer like an additional 5-10 scandals/week and they too could've someday become president.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:02 (five years ago) link

not a huge fan of the contents of that tweet, if i’m gonna be totally honest with you

la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:03 (five years ago) link

btw I haven't seen a better idea for Nov. thread title than "There is no blame. There is no anything."

WmC, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:05 (five years ago) link

agreed

sleeve, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:09 (five years ago) link

Is it bad to have two thread next month, one strictly for the election?

Yerac, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:10 (five years ago) link

There’s supposed to be a whole board called I Love Politics

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:11 (five years ago) link

No there is not

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:12 (five years ago) link

yeah knock that shit off, not funny

sleeve, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:13 (five years ago) link

Wow thats more hostile i’ve ever been to pretty much anyone. Very proportional

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:20 (five years ago) link

Tresship, go to Jimmy's Corner, maybe a 10-15 minute walk from MSG.

ian, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:24 (five years ago) link

Thanks! I’ll let you know how it goes

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:27 (five years ago) link

i was gonna suggest jimmy’s but thought it might be too far

princess of hell (BradNelson), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:27 (five years ago) link

it's not the most convenient but probably less terrible than most of the closer options

ian, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:27 (five years ago) link

I feel like I've been to jimmy's with virginia plain.

Yerac, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:28 (five years ago) link

sounds about right.
i would like to drink with you two, very fun ladies.

ian, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:29 (five years ago) link

"There’s supposed to be a whole board called I Love Politics"

no one fucking LOVES politics, and if they do they should be imprisoned

akm, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:35 (five years ago) link

^^ another executive order to sign

princess of hell (BradNelson), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:37 (five years ago) link

Lol

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:40 (five years ago) link

Treeship I really hope that post was a joke, given that the idea was shot down by a 2-1 margin

sleeve, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:40 (five years ago) link

Yes! It was a joke!

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:41 (five years ago) link

Treesh is that your first joke

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:42 (five years ago) link

Holy fucking shit

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:42 (five years ago) link

Are you people serious?

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link

LOG OFF AND DRINK YOUR BEER.

ian, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:49 (five years ago) link

It just sometimes seems I haven’t accomplished what I set out to in my ilx career

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link

beer.

ian, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:57 (five years ago) link

lmao

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 23:04 (five years ago) link

While Treeship's gone, can we start the next thread as "It just sometimes seems I haven’t accomplished what I set out to in my ilx career"

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 23:05 (five years ago) link

As long as that sentence is recognized and officially notarized as having been a joke

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 23:07 (five years ago) link

wait I'm confused are ALL your posts jokes or

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 23:07 (five years ago) link

This has the structure of a nightmare and I’m stepping away

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 23:10 (five years ago) link

don't bother treesh while he or she should be drinking his or her beer.

ian, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 23:11 (five years ago) link

I use he/him pronouns. Alright later ✌️

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 23:12 (five years ago) link

BEER.

ian, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 23:12 (five years ago) link

all this beer talk has really brought this thread full circle (of hell)

fred-a van vleet (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 23:15 (five years ago) link

garbage

WSB-TV report: "Sunday at 5 p.m. was an agreed upon date and time from all three campaigns. However, within the past 24 hours, Kemp’s campaign informed us they are unable to make that date and time work. Kemp is attending a rally with President Donald Trump in Macon." pic.twitter.com/JR7R2iJw6X

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) October 31, 2018

fred-a van vleet (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 23:22 (five years ago) link

shouldn't you all be trick or treating?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 23:25 (five years ago) link

I had assumed Ian was drinking with Treeish and Treeish was rudely typing on his phone while Ian was trying to engage in beer drinking.

Yerac, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 23:51 (five years ago) link

lol

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 23:53 (five years ago) link

fwiw seeing "Good mourning!" is as an essential part of my day as coffee

Scape: Goat-fired like a dog! (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 23:54 (five years ago) link

I look forward to it

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 1 November 2018 00:02 (five years ago) link

yerac, you know i hate going out. especially on halloween!

ian, Thursday, 1 November 2018 00:05 (five years ago) link

I am currently seeing TV ads for at least three NY House races, the Connecticut governor's race, two NJ House races (but not the guy I'll be voting for, Albio Sires, who might as well be running unopposed) and the NJ Senate race. I cannot wait until one week from today, when we get to find out exactly how much of his own money pharma scumbag Bob Hugin threw down the sewer trying to unseat Bob Menendez, who I freely admit is a crook but who is not going anywhere.

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 1 November 2018 00:12 (five years ago) link

I don't like going out either! How have we been drinking together like dozens of times? answer: we are now old. And you were maybe (just kidding FBI!) underaged.

Yerac, Thursday, 1 November 2018 00:18 (five years ago) link

I like the good mournings because I also use them as bookmarks.

Yerac, Thursday, 1 November 2018 00:20 (five years ago) link

i'm going as Billy from Silent Night Deadly Night to a Halloween party

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 November 2018 00:22 (five years ago) link

How have we been drinking together like dozens of times? answer: we are now old

pshaw

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 November 2018 00:36 (five years ago) link

If the democrats lose in november it’s because of codescension like this

― Trϵϵship, Wednesday, October 31, 2018

lmaooo

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 1 November 2018 01:39 (five years ago) link

New tidal wave of bullshit from the human bullshit fountain and his latest journalistic enabler/prompter, in this case Jonathan Karl of ABC.

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 1 November 2018 02:00 (five years ago) link

It just sometimes seems I haven’t accomplished what I set out to in my ilx career

on these threads you're the well-meaning poster who swerves wildly between utter despair and iron-clad optimism and grand statements about things of which you know very little. i don't think it's on us to figure out when you're joking

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 November 2018 02:04 (five years ago) link

ye are all that poster tbh

lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 November 2018 02:05 (five years ago) link

was this sorted btw

lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 November 2018 02:05 (five years ago) link

tbf i skip the iron-clad optimism part

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 November 2018 02:07 (five years ago) link

I don't swerve, I wobble

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 1 November 2018 02:18 (five years ago) link

I don't walk, I get carried

Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 November 2018 02:39 (five years ago) link

Lol ums

Οὖτις, Thursday, 1 November 2018 02:40 (five years ago) link

icymi Streisand is coming to save us with a political album called Walls

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 November 2018 03:03 (five years ago) link

the knicks lost

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 1 November 2018 03:39 (five years ago) link

the sun rises in the east

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 1 November 2018 04:24 (five years ago) link

hardaway played well

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 1 November 2018 04:27 (five years ago) link

"Bob Menendez, who I freely admit is a crook but who is not going anywhere."

NJ needs one of their own to represent them so why not

akm, Thursday, 1 November 2018 05:43 (five years ago) link

Is there any chance of a less depressing thread title for November?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 1 November 2018 08:03 (five years ago) link

US Politics, November 2018: Trump - The Bolsonaro of the Beltway

anvil, Thursday, 1 November 2018 08:43 (five years ago) link

you knew it was the Knicks, right?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 November 2018 11:08 (five years ago) link

I like when morbs and treesh talk to each other. I play a little game where a take a drink whenever my phone’s entire screen is filled with “[Blocked. Tap to read.]”

Dan I., Thursday, 1 November 2018 12:45 (five years ago) link

good mourning!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 November 2018 12:52 (five years ago) link

oooh Dan I so cuttin edge

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 November 2018 12:57 (five years ago) link

(for a coward)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 November 2018 12:57 (five years ago) link

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a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 November 2018 13:05 (five years ago) link

Dan, I don’t even know who you are. Do you actually know anything about me beyond I seem like someone you can win points by complaining about? xp

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 1 November 2018 13:07 (five years ago) link

Although their respective expressions of such may differ wildly, Treesh and Morbs are too pure for this world (I say with zero snark).

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 November 2018 13:10 (five years ago) link

Perfect closing statement.

Mods...?

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 November 2018 13:10 (five years ago) link

US Politics, November 2018: "There is no blame. There is no anything."

stet, Thursday, 1 November 2018 16:01 (five years ago) link


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