US Politics, March 2018: Why do people leave the White House for good?

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demands of career, demands of family life, hate everything, greener cyberpastures, midlife shift to hardline conservatism, price, content, dissatisfaction with available stylesheets, specific user such as Stephen Miller, ILM, no one has left the White House, other please specify

WilliamC, Thursday, 1 March 2018 14:55 (six years ago) link

kudos to WilliamC for the title

sleeve, Thursday, 1 March 2018 14:56 (six years ago) link

Leaving it for evil seems even more apropros.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:02 (six years ago) link

so, I'm not sure how "Hope Hicks had been thinking of leaving for months" is obvious spin while "Hope Hicks got fired because of the House Intelligence Committee" comments is obvious truth, because A) I assume everyone in the administration, with the possible inclusion of Trump himself, is constantly either thinking about leaving or terrified of being fired, and B) there is no shit so horrifying, no fuckup so massive, that the Trump administration will not overlook and let the person in question keep their jobs, with the exceptions of Rob Porter (overwhelming proof of domestic abuse) and Scaramucci (Scaramucci). "but it isn't about being horrifying, it's about covering their ass." sure, but the "white lies" comment was a day before she got fired. again, has this administration ever shown any signs of having their shit together enough to do anything in one day?

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:02 (six years ago) link

THE MOOCH WAS THE MOST TOGETHER OF THEM ALL

j., Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:15 (six years ago) link

I mean, if I were the White House trying to spin something, my spin would almost definitely involve the House Intelligence Committee comments, because if you're already trying to convince someone to leave quietly, you couldn't ask for a more perfect excuse to come along

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:20 (six years ago) link

The Maggie Haberman snotty response has been that people are still pretending this White House is anything close to logical or normal.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:32 (six years ago) link

And by the way, I apparently called it. After her interrogation Trump reportedly berated her, calling her stupid.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:33 (six years ago) link

to trump, the greatest sin is admitting that you lied

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:34 (six years ago) link

you're supposed to stand up for what you said, no matter how clearly untrue or idiotic. if you stick your fingers in your ears and yell "LA LA LA" for long enough, people will give up and start getting mad about something else.

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:35 (six years ago) link

I am fully capable of believing this happened in some form, doubtless with plenty of other factors involved:

Hicks to self/others for some time: "This is all fucking up my life, the guy I was dating is a fuckup, my legal bills, man I gotta leave here at some point."

*testifies to Congress and talking about lying*

Trump to Hicks: "FUCK YOU."

Hicks: "I'm out."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:41 (six years ago) link

people are still pretending this White House is anything close to logical or normal

The bigger problem IMO is people not realizing the Trumpoid base regards the churny chaos as a feature, rather than a bug.

it's my leopard. (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link

I mean, firing people is kind of his jam, and has been forever.

it's my leopard. (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:43 (six years ago) link

TALKING about firing people, or having other people fire people. Firing people to their face, eesh, too much conflict for Liddle Donnie!

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:46 (six years ago) link

I see several explanations for Hicks' departure:

1. The White House is a pressure cooker that even in this farce of an administration spits up and chews out those that work for it, especially those least prepared for it. Being called to testify in what may be the biggest criminal probe in American history may or may not have been the icing on the cake.

2. She apparently had intimate relationships with more than one member of the senior staff, including, some have suggested, the President himself, who reportedly has recently been dismissive of her dignity in connection with same, something another workplace might deem actionable conduct. She therefore determined, on top of 1, that the costs of her work environment outweighed the benefits.

3. She is or has been facing serious criminal liability for her role in drafting false public statements that may become the basis for charges of obstruction of justice, and has resigned out of objection to having been put into such a position and/or to concentrate upon same or avoid continued work for those against whom she may have flipped.

4. She is an asset of the American intelligence community installed at the heart of Trump's operation or cultivated after reaching it to gain intelligence on an actor suspected of coordinating criminal financial and domestic political activity with agents of a foreign state. She resigned after being suspected or when her services were no longer needed.

The last is probably a ridiculous theory whose legal ramifications are not what would be desired by intelligence actors who might also pursue criminal charges.

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:57 (six years ago) link

this is a lot of thinking to waste on hope hicks

Simon H., Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:59 (six years ago) link

Then we may as well ignore the question in the thread title and get back to making up silly nicknames for our Commander in Chief.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 1 March 2018 16:08 (six years ago) link

Simon otm

Hicks and people like her: Who the fuck cares? Mouthpieces.

but that's gabbnebism for ya

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 March 2018 16:11 (six years ago) link

aka 'Versailles syndrome'

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 1 March 2018 16:13 (six years ago) link

this is a lot of thinking to waste on hope hicks

― Simon H., Thursday, March 1, 2018 3:59 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There was more typing than thinking involved.

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 1 March 2018 16:15 (six years ago) link

You don't say.

Simon H., Thursday, 1 March 2018 16:16 (six years ago) link

No, I type. Rather fast at that.

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 1 March 2018 16:19 (six years ago) link

I think Hope Hicks is my second favorite Trumpling to think about, after the Mooch. She's like Gary from Veep, but imagine if Gary was made Director of Communication? Nobody would believe that.

Frederik B, Thursday, 1 March 2018 16:27 (six years ago) link

I shook my head when y'all fantasized about the Mooch last July too.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 March 2018 16:36 (six years ago) link

Hope Hicks was a (very young) PR professional before joining Trumpworld, and from a long line of same. It's worth noting, though, that her parents work for/with people who you would not necessarily think of as Trump folks. They met as Congressional staffers in the '80s, he for a "liberal" (and apparently closeted) Northern Republican, she for a blue dog rural Southern Dem, and he went on to work for Roger Goodell, not exactly Trump's best friend, then left after she went to Sauron to help head up the very-Clinton/Gore-tied Glover Park Group. She too came to the Trumps from a substantially Clinton/New York Dem-Tied PR firm. Does this mean she or her parents are secret progressives? No. He's a former oil and tobacco image smoother who donated to Romney in 2007, and his current gig may simply be working for the NFL on the outside, while she may well be an apolitical child of privilege who just lucked into a very unique position. But neither are James Comey or Robert Mueller.

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 1 March 2018 16:47 (six years ago) link

NEWS: The bipartisan leaders of the Senate Intelligence Committee have privately concluded that the HPSCI majority leaked Mark Warner's private text messages to Fox News. https://t.co/pn9uLfGtZN

— Nicholas Fandos (@npfandos) March 1, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:05 (six years ago) link

LINE BREAKS FFS xp

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:06 (six years ago) link

if that's true that's fucking outrageous

xpost

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:09 (six years ago) link

/evergreen us politics thread content

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:10 (six years ago) link

Hahah this is my kind of internecine warfare.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:17 (six years ago) link

I apllaud moo vaughn just for the chutzpah. #nolinebreaks

Frederik B, Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:25 (six years ago) link

Oh, the punishment's far from over.

John Kelly on leaving DHS to become White House chief of staff: "The last thing I wanted to do was walk away from one of the great honors of my life, being the Secretary of Homeland Security, but I did something wrong and God punished me I guess." https://t.co/rBphMQ7Awn

— Gabe Fleisher (@WakeUp2Politics) March 1, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:30 (six years ago) link

Nunes needs to be thrown overboard in the middle of the Mediterranean Ocean based on that leak report

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:47 (six years ago) link

Romeo-Nunez – then a 16-year-old student at St. Michael’s Academy in Manhattan – said at the time that Trump did not do anything to stop the attack. She recalled to The News on Thursday that she had just come out of a store at 45th St. and Ninth Ave. when the incident was ending, and that Trump arrived a few minutes later.

"A car pulls up, he gets out, people acknowledge his presence," she told The News Thursday. "He's looking around, seeing what's going on. Then he got back in and left."

The beatdown was never reported to the police.

Romeo-Nunez said she always wondered who the other unidentified witness was, but said that person's account was not true. The assailant "was running away" as Trump got out of the limo, and the attacker and Trump never spoke to each other, she said.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 March 2018 18:09 (six years ago) link

FFS what will it take to get Nunes the fuck out of there at least in regards to the Committee? he's a goddamn liar and obstructionist and it's been demonstrated over and over again.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 1 March 2018 18:11 (six years ago) link

one of the great honors of my life, being the Secretary of Homeland Security

this is what you're really going to hell for you piece of shit

Simon H., Thursday, 1 March 2018 18:13 (six years ago) link

he's a goddamn liar and obstructionist and just the sort of chairperson Speaker Ryan intends to keep on the job

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 1 March 2018 18:22 (six years ago) link

He's worth creating a new ocean for, true

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 1 March 2018 18:31 (six years ago) link

"He might be a goddam liar and obstructionist, but he's *our* goddam liar and obstructionist!"

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 March 2018 18:32 (six years ago) link

What possible penalties could Nunes receive?

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 1 March 2018 18:37 (six years ago) link

at what point do Nunes actions veer into obstruction or does it not really work like that in his particular position?

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 1 March 2018 18:37 (six years ago) link

heh xpost

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 1 March 2018 18:37 (six years ago) link

In other news, is there a good way to donate to the striking teachers in WV?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 March 2018 18:39 (six years ago) link

There's a strike fund - one sec.

Simon H., Thursday, 1 March 2018 18:39 (six years ago) link

https://www.gofundme.com/wv-teachers-strike-fund

Simon H., Thursday, 1 March 2018 18:39 (six years ago) link

What possible penalties could Nunes receive?

Theoretcially? Expulsion from the House. Or censure. Or a sternly worded public reprimand from the Ethics Committee. Or a few sharply disapproving looks from his colleagues as they pass in the hallway. Or an all-day lollipop from Speaker Ryan.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 1 March 2018 18:40 (six years ago) link

xpost Thanks. Also, can anyone vouch for this one?

https://www.gofundme.com/stoneman-douglas-yearbooks

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 March 2018 18:44 (six years ago) link

Best I can do is say: looks legit!

Simon H., Thursday, 1 March 2018 18:45 (six years ago) link

xpost to Aimless then I'm betting the later takes place

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 1 March 2018 18:46 (six years ago) link

*latter

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 1 March 2018 18:46 (six years ago) link

“The New York Times, a prominent purveyor of leaks, is highlighting anonymous sources leaking information that accuses Republicans of leaking information,” [Nunes spokesman] said. “I’m not sure if this coverage could possibly get more absurd.”

this is some astounding, next-level disingenuousness

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 1 March 2018 19:02 (six years ago) link

Dow dropped 500 points after tariff announcement

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 March 2018 19:13 (six years ago) link

unpatriotic Wall St fuckers

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 March 2018 19:15 (six years ago) link


AshLee Strong, spox for Speaker Paul Ryan, on NYTimes story on Intel Cmte/Nunes leak: “The speaker heard the senators on their concerns and encouraged them to take them up directly with their counterparts.”

...

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 March 2018 19:16 (six years ago) link

Dem Congress really needs to be making public statements about this to keep the story afloat. so it will at least be clear that Ryan is willfully letting it continue

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 March 2018 19:17 (six years ago) link

AshLeeeeeeee

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 1 March 2018 19:29 (six years ago) link

Theoretcially? Expulsion from the House. Or censure. Or a sternly worded public reprimand from the Ethics Committee. Or a few sharply disapproving looks from his colleagues as they pass in the hallway. Or an all-day lollipop from Speaker Ryan.

― A is for (Aimless),

Set on fire. Defenestrated. Wrapped in burlap with a scorpion, asp, and chimp and tossed in the sea.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 March 2018 19:52 (six years ago) link

People For the American Way, the organization that runs Right Wing Watch, filed suit against the Department of Justice and the Department of Housing and Urban Development today to demand the release of documents concerning reported changes in federal policy toward LGBTQ people.

Right Wing Watch had filed Freedom of Information Act requests with both agencies asking for documents on reported actions removing mentions of LGBTQ people from federal announcements and programs.

These reported actions were being taken quietly and without public announcement, raising the questions of who made the decisions, what the decisions covered, and whether agency staff had been directed to implement certain policies regarding programs affecting LGBTQ people without public knowledge.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/were-suing-two-federal-agencies-to-release-information-on-secret-lgbtq-policy/

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 March 2018 20:10 (six years ago) link

Is there a finite tenure for either Ryan or McConnell or are they just going to continue undermining any steps towards sanity for the next few years anyway.

Stevolende, Thursday, 1 March 2018 20:10 (six years ago) link

nope

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 March 2018 20:14 (six years ago) link

Rayburn and Mansfield were speaker and majority leader, respectively, for 15+ years

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 March 2018 20:14 (six years ago) link

Ryan's been muttering via usual anonymous friends about wanting out this year. I suspect he's considered either alternate fate -- losing the House or stuck carrying Trump's ever more piss-colored water -- to be not worth it.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2018 20:15 (six years ago) link

Dear God. There’s basically one person left in America who thinks our criminal justice system isn’t punitive enough. His name is Bill Otis. And Trump just nominated him to the US Sentencing Commission. https://t.co/e4jzNbbizX

— Radley Balko (@radleybalko) March 1, 2018

From 2015:

Faced with the choice between two potential errors—continuing to imprison someone who’s no longer a threat and releasing someone who ends up harming new victims—Otis says he’ll opt for the former. “Error is an inevitable fact of life,” he says in an interview. “And the only realistic question that adults can ask is not what system are we going to adopt that is going to avoid error, because there is no such system. The only question you get to ask is, which system is going to give us the fewest errors and who should have to bear the risk of error?”

Though Otis usually eschews the theoretical vocabulary of criminologists for more pungent terms (a favorite device of his is to refer sarcastically to offenders as “Mr. Nicey”), the philosophy he gravitates to has a name: incapacitation. It holds that a surefire solution to crime is to remove likely offenders from society. Otis’ version of the idea embodies what Berkeley law professor Jonathan Simon calls “a kind of axiomatic success that is immune to empirical evidence.” If any parolees commit crime, well, there you go: case closed. And if locking them up is the only true insurance against future crimes, then the best crime prevention measure is locking up more people for longer sentences. Rather than see dramatically declining crime rates as cause for corresponding drops in imprisonment, Otis argues that now is not the time to tinker with a successful formula.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/crime/2015/07/bill_otis_meet_the_last_man_standing_who_thinks_criminal_justice_reform.html

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 March 2018 20:16 (six years ago) link

Is there a finite tenure for either Ryan or McConnell

They will continue to serve until one of the following happens:

  • they resign their position
  • they retire from the House or Senate
  • their caucus votes them out of their leadership positions
  • they lose an election and do not return to Congress
Additionally, if their chamber loses its republican majority, they will not continue as Speaker and Majority Leader, but may still lead their respective caucuses as Minority Leader.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 1 March 2018 20:17 (six years ago) link

I thought McConnell caused enough trouble in that minority position prior to the Republicans getting into power as it was.
if anybody is going to make an anchor out of Nunes couldn't he help weigh it down, please.

Stevolende, Thursday, 1 March 2018 20:25 (six years ago) link

your 'left' party at work

https://splinternews.com/democrats-are-trying-to-help-the-banks-racially-discrim-1823427155

fuck Tim Kaine

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:09 (six years ago) link

this momentum builds but Ryan had an easy excuse to do it already and pretended he didn't know he could remove Nunes then.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:10 (six years ago) link

I weep for them. I cry the bitterest of tears.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:11 (six years ago) link

Referring to:

"A former White House official said he's spoken with more aides inside the White House who are trying to leave the administration, but not necessarily getting the kinds of high-paying offers in the corporate world as former aides usually do.”https://t.co/eNVDzBwMxX

— Tom Namako (@TomNamako) March 1, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:12 (six years ago) link

I like the wacky sitcom idea of having them all leave and just go open a diner or something.

Wyld Scalyns (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:13 (six years ago) link

a PR firm

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:16 (six years ago) link

they are so good at it

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:16 (six years ago) link

in case anyone wants to see an actual shot from hope hicks' modeling days, there's one here (it's a 2003 ya novel "created by" the woman who wrote the GOSSIP GIRL books)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_It_Girl_(novel)

maura, Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:24 (six years ago) link

Popular Gossip Girl character Jenny Humphrey is leaving Constance Billard to attend Waverly Academy, an elite boarding school in New York horse country where glamorous rich kids don't let the rules get in the way of an excellent time. Jenny is determined to leave her crazy Manhattan past behind and become a sophisticated goddess on campus. But first she will have to contend with her self-absorbed roommates, Callie Vernon and Brett Messerschmidt. Hot guys, new intrigue, and more delicious gossip all add up to more trouble than ever for Jenny. But if getting caught up with boys and facing the Disciplinary Committee is what it takes, Jenny is ready. She'll do all that and more to be The It Girl.

this is almost literally the Hope Hicks story

omar little, Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:28 (six years ago) link

lol

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:33 (six years ago) link

McMaster to leave? Am I really first to post this or do I keep overlooking something?

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/white-house-preparing-mcmaster-exit-early-next-month-n852371

Evan, Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:44 (six years ago) link

i honestly have trouble keeping the respected-but-totally-reactionary generals straight

goole, Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:46 (six years ago) link

Tariff news going over great!

Like most brewers, we are selling an increasing amount of our beers in aluminum cans, and this action will cause aluminum prices to rise. It is likely to lead to job losses across the beer industry. (2/3)

— MillerCoors (@MillerCoors) March 1, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:48 (six years ago) link

*Coors headquarters*

"But we're the reactionary fuckheads of the industry!"

"We will be sympathized with."

"..."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:49 (six years ago) link

pissing off the intel gangs AND Coors, Yam may find himself taking a Dallas motorcade ride before next Thanksgiving

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:51 (six years ago) link

coors is like owned by canadians now and they just hang and do curling and shit, afaict. *looks at brewery from desk* yup.

Hunt3r, Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:54 (six years ago) link

Axios reporting that tariff mess exacerbated by absence of Rob Porter and interruption of weekly trade meetings. It's gonna be great fun when a few months from now the WH staff has dwindled to Vince McMahon and a magic eight ball

https://www.axios.com/trump-declares-his-trade-war-targets-steel-aluminum-2f68d5fe-69ec-4872-b1d5-aaae28f7bf4b.html

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:55 (six years ago) link

pissing off the intel gangs AND Coors

video game bros are also unhappy now

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:01 (six years ago) link

McMaster to leave? Am I really first to post this or do I keep overlooking something?

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/white-house-preparing-mcmaster-exit-early-next-month-n852371

― Evan,

i had no idea. the report says "exclusive" and it was published about 20 minute ago, it looks like

WASHINGTON — The White House is preparing to replace H.R. McMaster as national security adviser as early as next month in a move orchestrated by chief of staff John Kelly and Defense Secretary James Mattis, according to five people familiar with the discussions.

The move would be the latest in a long string of staff shakeups at the White House over the past year and comes after months of strained relations between the president and McMaster.

A leading candidate to become President Donald Trump’s third national security adviser is the auto industry executive Stephen Biegun, according to the officials.

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:06 (six years ago) link

third national security adviser is the auto industry executive Stephen Biegun

just trying to let this sink in.

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:06 (six years ago) link

xps re: tariffs the solar racking/mounting industry is also pissed fwiw

sleeve, Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:07 (six years ago) link

john bolton is available

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:07 (six years ago) link

Stephen picked because his last name has the word gun in it

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:07 (six years ago) link

then again, i thought rex tillerson would be spectacularly unqualified but i guess his years of figuring out how to enrich he and his friends exploiting the resources of other countries did a pretty good job of preparing him to be the face of US foreign policy

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:08 (six years ago) link

Hadrian, it's possible that Vince McMahon and a Magic 8 ball would do a better job

Wyld Scalyns (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:08 (six years ago) link

oh. looks like biegun actually has a lot of experience. once again i stick the foot in mouth

Vice President, International Governmental Affairs, Ford Motor Company

Stephen E. Biegun is a corporate officer and vice president of International Governmental Affairs for Ford Motor Company. In this role for Ford, Mr. Biegun oversees all aspects of Ford’s international governmental relations, including trade strategy and political risk assessment.

Prior to joining Ford, Mr. Biegun served as national security advisor to Senate Majority Leader, Senator Bill Frist, M.D. In this capacity, he provided analysis and strategic planning for the United States Senate’s consideration of foreign policy, defense and intelligence matters, and international trade agreements.

Before joining the staff of the Majority Leader, Mr. Biegun worked in the White House from 2001-2003 as Executive Secretary of the National Security Council. He served as a senior staff member to the National Security Advisor, Condoleezza Rice, and performed the function of chief operating officer for the National Security Council.

https://media.ford.com/content/fordmedia/fna/us/en/people/stephen-e--biegun.html

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:09 (six years ago) link

On the Coors, thing is that the original owners probably own quite a bit of stock and/or have some say in the combined Molson Coors company as those kind of mergers/buyouts are often paid in stock back. I'm sure there are some people that had big money in Coors that now have even more in Molson Coors after the merger and positions in the new beer empire.

earlnash, Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:09 (six years ago) link

what could possibly go wrong hiring an auto exec to handle national security?

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:11 (six years ago) link

Let's ask Mr. McNamara.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:14 (six years ago) link

Meantime

NEW from @NBCNews: Robert Mueller is assembling a case for criminal charges against Russians who carried out hacking of Democrats’ emails -
@KenDilanianNBC reporting now on @msnbc:https://t.co/0AJORDTuRQ

— Kailani Koenig (@kailanikm) March 1, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:19 (six years ago) link

He better be careful, I heard they have smart nukes that can avoid detection.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:22 (six years ago) link

Would rather see more charges against Americans or anyone who stands a real chance of being arrested.

Moodles, Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:23 (six years ago) link

I think the charges against Russians are functioning politically to legitimize prosecutions of Americans (surely there are more on the way) and beat back WH witch hunt nonsense

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:26 (six years ago) link

yeah but also these dudes messed with the elections and have plans for further fuckery

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:27 (six years ago) link

we must punish them

j., Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:28 (six years ago) link

Yeah I guess they think charging actual Russians shows thoroughness and bolsters credibility. It demonstrates that there is some real shit going on, not just a lame-ass Dem fairy tale.

All that said, it would feel emotionally much better if DT went down over the obstruction, not the (rather more hazy and abstract) "collusion."

Wyld Scalyns (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:30 (six years ago) link

let the man do his job

the late great, Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:31 (six years ago) link

Obstruction has quite strong evidence already, just based on what has been reported and is in the public record. It will no doubt be addressed in due time. Indictments of close advisors and aides who are implicated in the obstruction will probably come first. Mueller is busy building a pyramid and the indictments so far are the base and another course or two. The pinnacle is still a ways off.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:36 (six years ago) link

collusion way sexier imo

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:38 (six years ago) link

Mr. Biegun, born 1963, graduated from the University of Michigan where he studied Political Science and Russian Language [...] and is a member of the boards of the US-Russia Foundation for Economic Development and the Rule of Law, the Moscow School of Politics, Freedom House, the US-Russia Business Council, the US-ASEAN Business Council and FordSollers, Ford Motor Company’s joint venture operating in the Russia Federation.

Russia Russia Russia.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:45 (six years ago) link

After a crazy 24 hours, sources close to President Trump say he is in a bad place — mad as hell about the internal chaos and the sense that things are unraveling.

wasn't this lede written in March 2017?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:49 (six years ago) link

biegun is a condoleezza rice protege, i'm told

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:50 (six years ago) link

horserace-bred journalists having a hard time adopting an intelligible frame for a year and a half of incompetent blundering and constant lack of direction

j., Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:51 (six years ago) link

i am not a lawyer so: to what extent can this recent kushner new be construed as ~actually criminal~ vs merely corrupt? like, is there anything actionable?

gbx, Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:52 (six years ago) link

Praying the normal Republican with the Russia connections gets it over Bolton.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:54 (six years ago) link

xpost Just more ethical violations and conflicts of interest, you know, the new normal. Nothing will happen, vote in November.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:58 (six years ago) link

Bolton will never get a job in the Trump administration. Trump's hatred of mustaches is right up there with his hatred of stairs and rare steak.

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:02 (six years ago) link

lmao pic.twitter.com/JNM1QySJoz

— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) March 1, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:04 (six years ago) link

Russia Russia Russia.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, March 1, 2018 10:45 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/470558862387720192/tn7KU7qe.jpeg

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:07 (six years ago) link

Wondering if Bolton has thought “I know I really want more war but how badly? Do I want it ‘shave my mustache’ bad?”

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:16 (six years ago) link

Why in the world would anyone expect Trump to know the first thing about video games?

Moodles, Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:22 (six years ago) link

Here we go—all 55 counties in WV have cancelled school. The strike is headed for day 7 #55strong #55united pic.twitter.com/Cxiuq5NL90

— Scott Heins (@scottheins) March 1, 2018

Simon H., Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:22 (six years ago) link

That darned mafia!

Rick Gates tells judge he's canceling Boston trip due to threat invoking Russian mafia https://t.co/bcSe0AecYH

— Evan Pérez (@evanperez) March 1, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 March 2018 00:01 (six years ago) link

President CommentsSection/EndBarstool at it again (wrt video games causing violence, harsh laws best way to tackle drug problem). He really has no informed opinion about anything huh.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 March 2018 00:10 (six years ago) link

really sucks that any opinion this moron spouts is giving any sort of credence

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 March 2018 00:11 (six years ago) link

given

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 March 2018 00:11 (six years ago) link

"I liked the first season better."

Bannon: There was less White House "chaos" when Priebus was there https://t.co/dQB1utstID pic.twitter.com/KQV5gE3pBY

— The Hill (@thehill) March 1, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 March 2018 00:16 (six years ago) link

good catch from a friend of mine, hadn't seen this posted yet:

Strange things are happening at the Trump International Hotel and Tower in Panama.

Armed guards and riot police. Shredded files and members of the Trump building security arrested. All while the building’s majority owner tries to sever ties with the Trump brand.

https://thinkprogress.org/trump-panama-hotel-investigation-5a49443c387f/

sleeve, Friday, 2 March 2018 01:08 (six years ago) link

I read this three times and now I'm seeing stars https://t.co/CCt1oyZEhU pic.twitter.com/vt424YkPUt

— Mark Berman (@markberman) March 2, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 March 2018 04:05 (six years ago) link

Wow.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 March 2018 04:42 (six years ago) link

More twists:

WASHINGTON — The top lobbyist for the National Rifle Association claimed late Thursday that President Trump had retreated from his surprising support a day earlier for gun control measures after a meeting with N.R.A. officials and Vice President Mike Pence in the Oval Office.

The lobbyist, Chris Cox, posted on Twitter just after 9 p.m. that he met with Mr. Trump and Mr. Pence, saying that “we all want safe schools, mental health reform and to keep guns away from dangerous people. POTUS & VPOTUS support the Second Amendment, support strong due process and don’t want gun control. #NRA #MAGA.”

Mr. Trump tweeted about an hour later, “Good (Great) meeting in the Oval Office tonight with the NRA!”

Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the White House press secretary, declined to provide details about the previously unannounced meeting. A spokeswoman for the N.R.A.’s lobbying arm, which Mr. Cox leads, did not respond to requests for further comment.

But the twin tweets suggest that it may have taken the gun rights group a little over a day to persuade the president to back away from his apparent embrace of Democratic gun control measures during a remarkable, televised meeting on Wednesday with members of Congress.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 March 2018 04:43 (six years ago) link

Shocking

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 March 2018 04:45 (six years ago) link

Breaking news: the insentient cassette tape currently sitting in as our president contains a new message after someone recorded over the previously-recorded message. More at 11.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 March 2018 04:52 (six years ago) link

Taped over the piss tape with another piss tape.

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 2 March 2018 05:05 (six years ago) link

I know better than to do this but President Piss Tape Loop appeals.

startled macropod (MatthewK), Friday, 2 March 2018 06:06 (six years ago) link

the power of propaganda: trump goes after the NFL and beer and republicans still back him

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 March 2018 09:49 (six years ago) link

when you desperately need mother pic.twitter.com/Ytn8EqyRsc

— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) March 2, 2018

Simon H., Friday, 2 March 2018 11:44 (six years ago) link

So he has Melania sitting beside him and he puts his hand on Pence's knee. OK.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Friday, 2 March 2018 11:54 (six years ago) link

"I'm sorry to have to break this but I've met someone else..."

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Friday, 2 March 2018 11:55 (six years ago) link

So he has Melania sitting beside him and he puts his hand on Pence's knee. OK.

― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Friday, March 2, 2018

Wouldn't you?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 March 2018 11:58 (six years ago) link

When a country (USA) is losing many billions of dollars on trade with virtually every country it does business with, trade wars are good, and easy to win. Example, when we are down 00 billion with a certain country and they get cute, don’t trade anymore-we win big. It’s easy!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 2, 2018

We must protect our country and our workers. Our steel industry is in bad shape. IF YOU DON’T HAVE STEEL, YOU DON’T HAVE A COUNTRY!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 2, 2018

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Google Atheist (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 2 March 2018 13:08 (six years ago) link

why is steel more important than any other industry?

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 March 2018 13:10 (six years ago) link

Someone's copy editing those tweets

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 March 2018 13:10 (six years ago) link

Is "trade" just a word in his head with no connection to the $100bn of actual stuff that comes in and ends up in eg shops where people can buy stuff? Does he think everyone gets everything from the black market, not just guns? I don't even know why I wonder questions like this about him.

stet, Friday, 2 March 2018 13:20 (six years ago) link

Pres. Trump attacks 'Alex' Baldwin for his portrayal on "Saturday Night Live," tweeting that it was "agony for those who were forced to watch." https://t.co/SHpRh5ZPHB pic.twitter.com/MKGJXWsc6H

— ABC News (@ABC) March 2, 2018

before he fixed the spelling

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 2 March 2018 13:41 (six years ago) link

even a broken clock etc

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 March 2018 13:42 (six years ago) link

I'm sure I've said this before at some point but if he signed an executive order to cancel SNL I'd go campaign for him tbh

Simon H., Friday, 2 March 2018 13:45 (six years ago) link

lol "alex baldwin"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 March 2018 13:54 (six years ago) link

he's such a great businessman, I'm sure he's got this

papa don't take no meth (stevie), Friday, 2 March 2018 13:56 (six years ago) link

Wait, what about coal? Don't forget about coal! No coal, no Coal Country!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 March 2018 14:02 (six years ago) link

Wait, what about big? Don't forget about big!

Mark G, Friday, 2 March 2018 14:05 (six years ago) link

things without which you don't have a country

coal
steel
tv
wall
hair

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 March 2018 14:07 (six years ago) link

It's easy!

Doctor Casino, Friday, 2 March 2018 14:07 (six years ago) link

Donald Trump genuinely has no understanding of or interest in the systems which underpin this or any other country. As long as his Fox News and his Twitter and his taco bowl deliveries continue unabated, it's aaaaaaall good.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 March 2018 14:09 (six years ago) link

so relatable

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 March 2018 14:11 (six years ago) link

so if we're getting steel from the other countries, doesn't that mean that THEY don't have a countries?

AND that we have their steel?

so that we DO have a country?? AND steel???

i was never any good at economics or breathing

j., Friday, 2 March 2018 14:12 (six years ago) link

Does the US have a strategic steel reserve? We should!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 March 2018 14:24 (six years ago) link

Sure we do. I mean, it feels right. Why not.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 March 2018 14:27 (six years ago) link

we should built a vault and store all the steel in the world in it. then charge people to take their pictures with it.

President Keyes, Friday, 2 March 2018 14:29 (six years ago) link

vault should be wall-shaped and extend along border w Mexico

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 March 2018 14:32 (six years ago) link

he'll change his tune once he realizes this guy's black

https://heroichollywood.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/steel-137010-1024x640.jpg?x42694

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Friday, 2 March 2018 14:32 (six years ago) link

"did i say Steel? i meant The Eradicator"

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Friday, 2 March 2018 14:34 (six years ago) link

someone tell him christopher steele isn’t just a name, he’ll change his mind right quick

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 March 2018 14:37 (six years ago) link

I can't believe our dilemma is real
Prez Trump is tweeting bout the trade of steel

Doctor Casino, Friday, 2 March 2018 14:41 (six years ago) link

we want an america that's american, not a second-rate canada

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fa/Rush_Caress_of_Steel.jpg

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Friday, 2 March 2018 14:56 (six years ago) link

based on the "last thing he heard" principle i suspect we can get the tariffs lifted again by piping in some Devo and suggesting that many people in Akron are saying we should twist away the gates of steel

Doctor Casino, Friday, 2 March 2018 15:01 (six years ago) link

"trade wars are good, and easy to win. Example, when we are down $100 billion with a certain country and they get cute, don’t trade anymore-we win big. It’s easy!"

ohhhhhh my fucking god the depths of this man's idiocy still continue to astound

circa1916, Friday, 2 March 2018 15:02 (six years ago) link

Since CD-RWs often eventually degrade and quit working altogether, I spend my days hoping that the CD-RW equivalent of a human brain does likewise. Looking forward to presidential statements that sound like Oval tracks.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 March 2018 15:05 (six years ago) link

trade wars are good, and easy to win
trade wars are good, and easy to win
trade wars are good, and easy to win
trade wars are good, and easy to win
trade wars are good, and easy to win
trade wars are good, and easy to win
trade wars are good, and easy to win

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 2 March 2018 16:14 (six years ago) link

they get cute, don’t trade anymore-we win big.

Game theory!

jmm, Friday, 2 March 2018 16:16 (six years ago) link

If you get to keep all the goods that you're exporting that is a bonus isn't it?

Stevolende, Friday, 2 March 2018 16:25 (six years ago) link

Sure. You can just go swimming through the oceans of surplus like Scrooge McDuck. Winning!

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 March 2018 16:28 (six years ago) link

the scrooge mcduck toys in the big floating trash gyre over there --->

Hunt3r, Friday, 2 March 2018 16:32 (six years ago) link

Real wars are good and easy to win too. When they not looking, shoot at them-we win big.

Evan, Friday, 2 March 2018 16:34 (six years ago) link

The Pence thing is interesting. I interpret potentially as attempted dominance behavior from someone who knows what a homophobe he is, which makes me ask how Pence may be threatening Trump at the moment.

Moo Vaughn, Friday, 2 March 2018 16:36 (six years ago) link

dude

Simon H., Friday, 2 March 2018 16:40 (six years ago) link

his brain is leaking out through his ears

Simon H., Friday, 2 March 2018 16:41 (six years ago) link

blended haircut might help with that

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 March 2018 16:43 (six years ago) link

moo vaughn and his team of behavioural profilers, yesterday

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/4200000/Lie-to-Me-cast-lie-to-me-4292033-469-311.jpg

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 March 2018 16:44 (six years ago) link

Did you enjoy that show? My friend created it.

Moo Vaughn, Friday, 2 March 2018 16:47 (six years ago) link

"trade wars are good," trump says as the stock market screams

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Friday, 2 March 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link

Trumpers will scream "fake news" as the first warhead hits and their flesh is torn from their body and their eyeballs melt.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 March 2018 16:55 (six years ago) link

Screaming stock markets are good! It can't be dead if it's screaming.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 March 2018 16:56 (six years ago) link

Melting eyeballs are good! Who wants to see all that flesh being torn from your body? Not me! Gross! Sad!

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 March 2018 16:57 (six years ago) link

wait we all know what I'm referencing right https://www.politico.com/story/2015/04/obama-bee-attack-easter-children-screaming-116704

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Friday, 2 March 2018 16:57 (six years ago) link

well that sure was a collection of links you just posted

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:03 (six years ago) link

I can't tell how I feel about the prospect of this turning into a simon vs. gabbneb thread. I guess I wouldn't miss it much.

El Tomboto, Friday, 2 March 2018 17:03 (six years ago) link

US Politics, March 2018: I guess I wouldn't miss it much

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 March 2018 17:05 (six years ago) link

maybe those links could be contextualized in a 100-post tweetstorm.

JoeStork, Friday, 2 March 2018 17:07 (six years ago) link

oh god if I ever post to this thread more than 5 times in a 12-hour span from here on out, please fp me xps

Simon H., Friday, 2 March 2018 17:09 (six years ago) link

Did you enjoy that show? My friend created it.


no it was terrible

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:09 (six years ago) link

ban gabbneb

sleeve, Friday, 2 March 2018 17:10 (six years ago) link

hey, it's good to be in Da Inner Circle

Billionaire investor and longtime Trump confidant Carl Icahn dumped $31.3 million of stock in a company heavily dependent on steel last week, just days before Trump announced plans to impose steep tariffs on steel imports.

In a little-noticed SEC filing submitted on February 22, 2018, Icahn disclosed that he systematically sold off nearly 1 million shares of Manitowoc Company Inc. Manitowoc is a “is a leading global manufacturer of cranes and lifting solutions” and, therefore, heavily dependent on steel to make its products....

cahn, a billionaire investor with far-flung holdings, is a close associate of Trump — who invoked Icahn’s name repeatedly on the campaign trail. Once in office, Trump installed Icahn as a “special adviser,” although Icahn did not not unwind his business entanglements before accepting the position.

https://thinkprogress.org/trump-ichan-steel-imports-cf7deb8beaf0/

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:23 (six years ago) link

Does that technically count as insider trading (assuming for the sake of argument that we still live in a world where things are illegal and subject to punishment of some sort)?

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:36 (six years ago) link

I'm genuinely surprised that the people in Trump's circle don't just drop by the mint on occasion and load their pockets with fresh bills. I mean why the fuck not.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:37 (six years ago) link

So, with McMaster hitting the road, and Kelly feuding with Jared, Ivanka and Don Jr., how many more weeks does Kelly have before he's unceremoniously dumped? Not that it matters much, since the Supreme Leader will still be there, but it's crazy how many people he's discarded or alienated in just over a year.

That one-off story someone posted, that if Kelly leaves he'll do without a Chief of Staff, seems increasingly believable. It would appeal to Trump as a way of disguising the fact that no one on earth wants to work for him who can also pass a security clearance. He'd just announce this is how he likes to run the White House and because he's such a genius it'll work out better than any White House has ever been run before.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:48 (six years ago) link

why is steel more important than any other industry?

I can't tell if this is a serious question but steel production and control of it is, by some magnitude, probably the most important element to any western economy along with food production, which is itself is hugely dependent on the steel industry obviously. you can't compare the production of steel and basic food supplies to any other element of a country's economic strategy; transport, infrastructure, building, food production and manufacture.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:53 (six years ago) link

don't forget fuel & energy but yeah

the late great, Friday, 2 March 2018 17:53 (six years ago) link

fwiw the white house denies the NBC report that mcmaster is on his way out:

“Look General McMaster is not going anywhere,” White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said during an interview with “Fox and Friends” Friday morning. “As the President said yesterday in the Oval Office to a number of people, he thinks he is doing a great job and (is) glad he is here.”

but...pretty sure they say that just before everyone leaves

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:54 (six years ago) link

i didn't mean to just tag that list on at the end, i was in the process of shifting that block of text. xp

Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:54 (six years ago) link

yes tlg!

Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:55 (six years ago) link

If/when Trump does away with the position of CoS, it'll be like Home Alone except with Culkin just vegging out and mindlessly retweeting Fox News talking points while the Wet Bandits strip his house bare. Dude'll be dead in a week without an active handler (god willing).

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:57 (six years ago) link

we should be so lucky

bathed and ready for a snack (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:57 (six years ago) link

In case my underlying point wasn't clear: I believe most random eight-year-olds are better equipped to care for their own basic needs over an extended period of time than is our current POTUS.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 March 2018 18:03 (six years ago) link

All of this was quite predictable to anyone not in Jared-will-save-Israel-la-la-land

https://www.axios.com/destroying-jared-kushner-a-play-in-5-acts-1519995606-a01f5811-6455-42d6-89cf-edd376c66a04.html

Moo Vaughn, Friday, 2 March 2018 18:08 (six years ago) link

most 8 year olds don't wear diapers

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 2 March 2018 18:11 (six years ago) link

The most amazing/horrifying thing about this story is that he will learn absolutely nothing from it, and will behave exactly the same way the next time things don't go his way for more than 24 hours in a row.

With global markets shaken by President Donald Trump's surprise decision to impose strict tariffs on steel and aluminum imports, the president went into battle mode on Friday: "Trade wars are good, and easy to win," he wrote on Twitter.

But the public show of confidence belies the fact that Trump's policy maneuver, which may ultimately harm U.S. companies and American consumers, was announced without any internal review by government lawyers or his own staff, according to a review of an internal White House document.

According to two officials, Trump's decision to launch a potential trade war was born out of anger at other simmering issues and the result of a broken internal process that has failed to deliver him consensus views that represent the best advice of his team.

On Wednesday evening, the president became "unglued," in the words of one official familiar with the president's state of mind.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 2 March 2018 19:04 (six years ago) link

Meanwhile, looks like Mueller is really closing on Kush. Also, Hicks reportedly kept a detailed daily diary!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 March 2018 19:06 (six years ago) link

On Wednesday evening, the president became "unglued,"

I wonder how they noticed

President Keyes, Friday, 2 March 2018 19:16 (six years ago) link

It's like suddenly noticing the jagged ceramic shards that have been littering your floor for the past year and commenting, 'huh, guess the vase broke.'

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 March 2018 19:19 (six years ago) link

In re: Haberman-on-Hicks and everything else, this is not exactly solid journalism but also not a complete waste of time...

http://www.citjourno.org/maggie1

Moo Vaughn, Friday, 2 March 2018 19:19 (six years ago) link

was announced without any internal review by government lawyers or his own staff...
...was born out of anger at other simmering issues and the result of a broken internal process that has failed to deliver him consensus views that represent the best advice of his team.

the office of the President holds too much power (regardless of how qualified/reckless the current holder of the office is)

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 March 2018 19:29 (six years ago) link

out of curiosity have any yanks spotted TV coverage of the WV teachers' strike yet

Simon H., Friday, 2 March 2018 19:49 (six years ago) link

only briefly and on the margins, but maybe I'm not watching enough TV

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 March 2018 19:50 (six years ago) link

xpost Dunno, I don't even own a tv.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 March 2018 19:50 (six years ago) link

Seriously, though, I watch approximately zero tv news.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 March 2018 19:51 (six years ago) link

There was a story about it on the news last night. (I don't have cable; I get network channels through a digital antenna.)

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 2 March 2018 19:56 (six years ago) link

I kind of wonder if Trump is working with people to work the market as with his Twitter, he can pretty much time to manipulate certain kinds of stocks.

earlnash, Friday, 2 March 2018 23:20 (six years ago) link

he's actually weirdly not much of an investor himself.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 March 2018 23:22 (six years ago) link

Roy Moore begs for help w/ legal fees. “My resources have been depleted and I have struggled to make ends meet.” https://t.co/BNwMKQhn0t

— Beth Reinhard (@bethreinhard) March 2, 2018

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 3 March 2018 00:19 (six years ago) link

Has he conceded yet?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 3 March 2018 00:20 (six years ago) link

Ogre? Oh right, Moore, LOL.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Saturday, 3 March 2018 00:24 (six years ago) link

When asked if they were going to cover the teachers’ wildcat strike:

We're doing a bit on it tonight.

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) March 2, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, 3 March 2018 00:24 (six years ago) link

http://splinternews.com/everyone-in-washington-is-having-a-lovely-time-1823459832🕸


astounding piece of journalism here

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 March 2018 00:55 (six years ago) link

in further "just stoppin to save some lives before the paula abdul show" news

https://deadspin.com/report-donald-trump-didnt-actually-do-anything-to-free-1823464794

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 3 March 2018 01:52 (six years ago) link

astounding piece of journalism here

looked to me like she blew the lid off of 'business as usual' to reveal the shocking news that political journalists and people in positions of political power know one another and aren't averse to socializing. they might even do a bit of mutual schmoozing and back-scratching, too.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 3 March 2018 02:41 (six years ago) link

I was actually already aware of the potomac trash gyre, its just the shape of where we are

Hunt3r, Saturday, 3 March 2018 02:48 (six years ago) link

I also appreciated the implication that this is unique to DC and not at all what goes on in New York City and its very real and important boroughs such as Brooklyn

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 March 2018 02:51 (six years ago) link

It's just a thin layer of fauxphisticated NYC blogger snark spread on top of the same provincial attitudes that everyone else in the country expresses towards Washington as if the only people who try to ever make a living here are birthed from pods and/or brainwashed in expensive labs run by the MIC and its proxies. Fucking pisses me off.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 March 2018 02:58 (six years ago) link

Uh-oh, Tombot's gone native! (I kid, I kid.)

Wyld Scalyns (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 3 March 2018 04:05 (six years ago) link

I'm in favor of Beltway denizens being photographed at awkward house parties, it's a quaint DC tradition like wearing button-down shirts to the office

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Saturday, 3 March 2018 04:10 (six years ago) link

tbf the author is a britishes who i think lives in DC

not that such things don't go on in NYC, but i myself have never hosted politicos here at my important brooklyn pied-à-terre

mookieproof, Saturday, 3 March 2018 04:10 (six years ago) link

it's very tedious how the world writes about greater Washington like nobody's from there, nobody likes it there, and nothing happens there

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Saturday, 3 March 2018 04:12 (six years ago) link

i lived in dc for 10 years and the handful of times i interacted with the political machine it was laughably absurd. these people hosting parties with tommy-carrying churchill have no clue about how people live in dc or america at large and deserve to be utterly dragged forever

mookieproof, Saturday, 3 March 2018 04:26 (six years ago) link

usually when I read accounts from normal people about their tenures working in thinktanks or anything like that in DC they describe it like they lived through the last reel of Society

Simon H., Saturday, 3 March 2018 04:30 (six years ago) link

mookie otm, those people deserve to be dragged far more intelligently and interestingly than that Instagram listicle or whatever that piece ought to be called.

Lewis Lapham surely wasn’t that good, these people make him look really good, do better

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 March 2018 04:45 (six years ago) link

silby I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 March 2018 04:46 (six years ago) link

I’m not being sarcastic! It is tedious that that happens. I am from Arlington!

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Saturday, 3 March 2018 04:47 (six years ago) link

I’m pro-Washington.

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Saturday, 3 March 2018 04:48 (six years ago) link

i almost miss lewis lapham's boilerplate us politics --> fall of rome column

he was endlessly ahead of his time

mookieproof, Saturday, 3 March 2018 05:13 (six years ago) link

I'm anti-Washington, and Tombot's fury reminds me of his "Chuck Schumer is the senator from NY, OF COURSE he munches Wall Street's ass for cash every waking moment and you shouldn't be remotely upset about it" take.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 March 2018 06:51 (six years ago) link

Josh Marshall introduced the word failson to lots of new people yesterday

Trump gave a failson dork carte blanche to run US foreign policy and he pursued a policy focused on coming up with a billion in personal loans to save the family business his idiocy helped destroy.

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) March 3, 2018

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 March 2018 11:34 (six years ago) link

btw does anyone have images of Putin's PowerPoint in his Supernuke speech the other day, with the animated missiles pointed at Florida?

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 March 2018 13:12 (six years ago) link

I missed tombots stirring defense of ass eating

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 3 March 2018 14:43 (six years ago) link

Take it to the gay thread, sailor.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 3 March 2018 14:51 (six years ago) link

ask a tombotty cleaner

bathed and ready for a snack (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 3 March 2018 14:54 (six years ago) link

🚽 🦆

It was a real lapse in my jingoism when I voted for the Australian version

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 March 2018 14:59 (six years ago) link

a prolapse

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 March 2018 15:07 (six years ago) link

No wonder he’s grumpy!https://t.co/iVsni6kHR9

— David Axelrod (@davidaxelrod) March 3, 2018

Google Atheist (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 3 March 2018 16:13 (six years ago) link

Let the man eat

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 3 March 2018 16:16 (six years ago) link

yes, preferably something coated in arsenic

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 March 2018 16:17 (six years ago) link

Or at least let him go heavy on the dressing.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 3 March 2018 16:38 (six years ago) link

imagining a Trump salad having huge chunks of hamburger tossed in and like 2 feet of thousand island

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 March 2018 16:40 (six years ago) link

"imagining"

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 3 March 2018 16:46 (six years ago) link

I ask you, is a pureed double quarter pounder not technically a soup?

Did you ever see a doffin, did you (Old Lunch), Saturday, 3 March 2018 16:51 (six years ago) link

Burger smoothie!

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 3 March 2018 16:52 (six years ago) link

i.e. artist rendering of the Trump brain.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 3 March 2018 16:55 (six years ago) link

My wife was a vegetarian for maybe 15 years. When she would visit some of her family in Omaha they (family and restaurants like) just could not make her a salad with no meat for the life of them. She'd order a salad and it would come with bacon, or fish, or something to negate to whole purpose, as if "salad" meant vegetarian no matter what was on or in it.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 3 March 2018 16:58 (six years ago) link

In this case, I suspect their real message was: you are deeply wrong to reject meat and if we put some right under your nose when you are hungry, you will come to that happy realization and be saved from your terrible folly.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 3 March 2018 17:15 (six years ago) link

this is the vegetarian's plight, also people for some reason assuming meat=beef and poultry I guess is a vegetable?

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 3 March 2018 17:21 (six years ago) link

i had a cousin who was vegetarian in her late teens and college. this was the mid-90s in east Tennessee. it made her parents apoplectic.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 3 March 2018 17:24 (six years ago) link

(which, tbf, might have been a small bonus for her)

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 3 March 2018 17:27 (six years ago) link

Well, somebody shot himself right in front of the White House today

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 March 2018 17:33 (six years ago) link

Another year of this and they'll be lining up around the block

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 3 March 2018 17:35 (six years ago) link

Instead of Taco Trucks on every corner, we get these...

https://media.giphy.com/media/ENB1fIlVnMRcQ/giphy.gif

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 3 March 2018 17:39 (six years ago) link

some xposts

i had a vegetarian girlfriend in college who visited family in rural pennsylvania. she told them she didn't eat meat, so they made her hamburger helper.

the late great, Saturday, 3 March 2018 17:46 (six years ago) link

Georgia rush-removed a $40 million tax break on jet fuel from Delta as punishment for dropping their NRA discount.

Number of tickets sold in the lifetime of the discount program: 13.

just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Saturday, 3 March 2018 17:51 (six years ago) link

just bein helpful

xpost

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 3 March 2018 17:52 (six years ago) link

unbelievable.

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Saturday, 3 March 2018 17:59 (six years ago) link

the only way to stop a guy with a gun is that same guy with a gun

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 March 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link

Oklahoma teachers might follow W VA's lead

http://ktul.com/news/local/oklahoma-teachers-planning-a-statewide-strike

Simon H., Saturday, 3 March 2018 18:04 (six years ago) link

This post makes a valid point. Yes, it's bad that Republicans are rescinding a giant corporate tax break to Delta Airlines in order to punish them for not fellating the NRA enough...but giant corporate tax breaks of that sort are themselves bad, and it's important to keep that in mind when it's time to decide whether to scream "Those dastardly Republicans!" or not.

grawlix (unperson), Saturday, 3 March 2018 18:14 (six years ago) link

my concern is that corps learn their 'lesson' and will quickly trade any notional social responsibility for their sweet sweet tax cuts

i mean good on Delta for not going back on it, but might it not cow others into keeping their mouths shut or outright supporting wingnut agendas of their state governments?

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 3 March 2018 18:28 (six years ago) link

It doesn’t exactly make GA look like a good destination for corporations

Heez, Saturday, 3 March 2018 18:34 (six years ago) link

xp I guess this could go in the other thread but while we're on the subject it seems like it would behoove the assorted gun control lobbies to merge and copy the NRA model with membership cards, sticky "lifetime" terms, inflated enrollments etc. I'm not a member of anything besides AAA but I would gladly pony up for such a thing.

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 3 March 2018 18:36 (six years ago) link

it's important to keep that in mind when it's time to decide whether to scream "Those dastardly Republicans!" or not.

Doing the right thing for an bad and terrible reason doesn't absolve you of being bad terrible person. If pedophile gives a homeless single mother money for rent and food, thinking it might help him molest her daughter, he is still evil.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 3 March 2018 18:38 (six years ago) link

It doesn’t exactly make GA look like a good destination for corporations

that and how the state senate just passed an anti-gay adoption bill

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 3 March 2018 18:38 (six years ago) link

Loomis is rarely nuanced. Because he’s bad at it!

People, our positions should not be defined by knee-jerk reactions to fascists.


🤔 yeah I guess not, this is tough

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 March 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link

Aimless trying to hit the side of a barn door with that metaphor and still has to resort to a clause about intent

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 March 2018 18:55 (six years ago) link

Oklahoma teachers might follow W VA's lead

good. socrates/plato/aristotle should shrug until our education system is properly funded. fuck atlas (and the koch brothers and the amway crew etc) with a cache of legally-purchased AR-15s

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 3 March 2018 18:59 (six years ago) link

Is it raining in Florida?

If the E.U. wants to further increase their already massive tariffs and barriers on U.S. companies doing business there, we will simply apply a Tax on their Cars which freely pour into the U.S. They make it impossible for our cars (and more) to sell there. Big trade imbalance!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 3, 2018

grawlix (unperson), Saturday, 3 March 2018 19:08 (six years ago) link

i am not an economist but trump’s understanding of trade seems... limited at best to my mind

bathed and ready for a snack (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 3 March 2018 19:12 (six years ago) link

something tells me Japan may have an opinion on that

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Saturday, 3 March 2018 19:13 (six years ago) link

Delta already called their bluff

It wasn't a bluff? Passed 44-10 in the senate, 135-24 in the house.

just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Saturday, 3 March 2018 19:13 (six years ago) link

I think what was meant was they had no intention of changing their mind so if it was being used as a measure to get Delta to reverse-course, it failed. not that they were bluffing to strip the tax advantages that would benefit Delta out of the bill.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 March 2018 19:20 (six years ago) link

He has no understanding of trade. He's merely repeating what crackpot economist Peter Navarro tells him and Wilbur Ross does not correct. He substitutes Navarro's views for any personal thought because he is too lazy and incurious to engage in any, but found Navarro (via Jared) to be someone who could give academic-sounding voice to his racist xenophobia as regards China in particular. Navarro's views have come to the fore more recently because the collection of people who would talk over and marginalize him have themselves been marginalized by personal rifts.

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 3 March 2018 19:20 (six years ago) link

still has to resort to a clause about intent

resort to? judging their intent was my intent all along. I did not say the action was wrong in itself, because it isn't. but the actor is still worthy of scorn, despite, not because of the goodness of the action.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 3 March 2018 19:24 (six years ago) link

Navarro's views also appeal to his schoolyard-level zero-sum understanding of the world, which would also lead him to dismiss whatever exposure he may have had to standard trade theory

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 3 March 2018 19:25 (six years ago) link

Nobody wants to buy American cars, they're hopelessly fuel inefficient...

Frederik B, Saturday, 3 March 2018 19:26 (six years ago) link

"his schoolyard-level zero-sum understanding of the world"

A perspective we've come to learn has substantial electoral salience, especially among an an ideological-flexible but largely racially homogenous cohort of fellow members of the "poorly-educated"

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 3 March 2018 19:29 (six years ago) link

Oh my god shut up

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 March 2018 19:30 (six years ago) link

Wasn't it mentioned in this thread (for sure I read it somewhere) that since his first weeks in the White House people have been trying to explain trade to him, but it's just not taking.

Nobody wants to buy American cars, they're hopelessly fuel inefficient...

Actually, they've gotten much better, in part thanks to (yes) Obama.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-autos-emissions/u-s-vehicle-fuel-economy-rises-to-record-24-7-mpg-epa-idUSKBN1F02BX

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 3 March 2018 19:31 (six years ago) link

Some better-educated too

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 3 March 2018 19:33 (six years ago) link

Surprised it took so long for Trump to start with the trade war stuff. Surprised he’s doing it in the post-Bannon era.

treeship 2, Saturday, 3 March 2018 20:00 (six years ago) link

Loomis is rarely nuanced. Because he’s bad at it!

The most confusing lib post of the year. I'd had my morning coffee, exercised, and couldn't square it with the guy who posts This Day in Labor History shit.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 3 March 2018 20:02 (six years ago) link

wonder who's pushing him in this direction. a donor or someone in the admin?

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 3 March 2018 20:02 (six years ago) link

kinda seems like the sort of thing a president shouldn't be able to do unilaterally

mookieproof, Saturday, 3 March 2018 20:02 (six years ago) link

Actually, they've gotten much better, in part thanks to (yes) Obama.

Nobody wants to buy them anyway.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Saturday, 3 March 2018 20:26 (six years ago) link

the sort of thing a president shouldn't be able to do unilaterally

If tariffs on particular commodities were taken back to the sole discretion of Congress, it wouldn't be much, if any, better. Just ruminate a moment on how Congress works and this becomes more apparent. Once you've handed the decision over to the executive branch, it is unavoidably handed directly to the POTUS, because of how the executive branch works. The current POTUS is just an outlier when it comes to his tiny-handed grasp of economic policy -- or any other government policy, for that matter.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 3 March 2018 20:41 (six years ago) link

Of course, Trump doesn’t get that European cars sold in the states mainly built in Chattanooga (VW), Spartanburg (BMW)and Birmingham (Mercedes).

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 3 March 2018 21:02 (six years ago) link

fuck VW for moving out of new stanton

mookieproof, Saturday, 3 March 2018 21:27 (six years ago) link

And Sony and me for that matter. It started as a Chrysler plant but hey never even got as far as pouring concrete for the floors.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 3 March 2018 21:28 (six years ago) link

maybe they're sick of paying for their employees' health insurance in backassward USA

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 3 March 2018 21:51 (six years ago) link

people don't buy american cars outside the US because, outside the amazon reviews for household gadgets written by people who are worried about "toxins", "made in the USA" is not a synonym for quality and hasn't been for 50+ years.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 3 March 2018 21:52 (six years ago) link

you guys actually bother to ever look stuff up?

This statistic illustrates the number of cars sold by Ford in the United Kingdom (UK) between January 2014 and December 2017. With more than 333 thousand units sold, Ford was the biggest car seller in the UK in 2015.In 2016, the sales numbers dropped from the previous year but Ford continued to perform as one of the strongest car manufacturer in the UK, selling more than 318 thousand cars in 2016. The much higher sales in March and September, as well as the lower sales in February and August, can be accounted for by the new registration plates which are issued in the former pair of months.
In 2017, Ford kicked of the year with a strong sales performance in January 2017, selling more than 22,700 cars in the UK. In March, they sold the most cars during the period in question, 71,837 cars.

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 3 March 2018 22:15 (six years ago) link

Ford during the 2017 fiscal year, broken down by leading countries. In that year, China sold over 1.2 million Ford cars and trucks; it is the carmaker's second-largest market in terms of sales.

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 3 March 2018 22:18 (six years ago) link

Interestingly Ford (like Heinz) is one of those American brands that has painted itself as British for generations. (Not that Ford has made any cars in the UK for years).

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 3 March 2018 22:19 (six years ago) link

Is that American Ford though? Xp

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_of_Britain

koogs, Saturday, 3 March 2018 22:21 (six years ago) link

iirc when I was there I remember seeing the Ford Fusion before it was in The US and some other UK specific models I'd never seen

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 3 March 2018 22:22 (six years ago) link

Ford of Britain (officially Ford Motor Company Limited)[note 1] is a British wholly owned subsidiary of Blue Oval Holdings, itself a subsidiary of Ford International Capital LLC, which is a subsidiary of Ford Motor Company[2].

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 3 March 2018 22:24 (six years ago) link

Yeah, but if I were to go out and buy a ford tomorrow, it wouldn't come from the US

koogs, Saturday, 3 March 2018 22:27 (six years ago) link

And if I went out and bought a Toyota, it wouldn't come from Japan.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 3 March 2018 22:29 (six years ago) link

these last few posts of discussion are more than trump has thought about this

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Saturday, 3 March 2018 22:31 (six years ago) link

It’s almost like he automotive industry is a complex global structure that can only exist because of a complex international trade in goods and services.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 3 March 2018 22:35 (six years ago) link

🤯

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 March 2018 22:37 (six years ago) link

Fucking globalist auto industry.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 3 March 2018 22:41 (six years ago) link

🤔 https://t.co/0GMU59wNau

— Renato Mariotti (@renato_mariotti) March 3, 2018

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 3 March 2018 22:42 (six years ago) link

That linked article is epic.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/politics/pure-madness-dark-days-inside-the-white-house-as-trump-shocks-and-rages/2018/03/03/9849867c-1e72-11e8-9de1-147dd2df3829_story.html

"‘Pure madness’: Dark days inside the White House as Trump shocks and rages"

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 3 March 2018 22:45 (six years ago) link

fwiw Fords are like the only American cars i see in London ever. i see a lot of them though.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 3 March 2018 22:48 (six years ago) link

fwiw ford of britain makes completely different vehicles to those ford makes in the US, and ford's UK marketing goes to lengths to disassociate it with the parent company, to the extent that it wouldn't occur to most british people that it's a company with a US connection unless you reminded them of "henry ford". same goes for vauxhall/opel, which was owned by GM until last year, but you wouldn't have known it from the cars they made or how they marketed them.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 3 March 2018 22:57 (six years ago) link

very very occasionally you'd see a PT cruiser in the UK but i think they gave up selling them.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 3 March 2018 22:58 (six years ago) link

I've read 18 Trump in Turmoil stories since April 2017. I don't give a shit until and if the Dems take over. I assume Mueller's smart enough to delay serious charges until then cuz nothing will happen so long as Ryan is speaker.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 3 March 2018 22:59 (six years ago) link

(re the photo of him waving off the boom mikes, from that WaPo article linked in the link in the tweet JiC posted)

One hopes that his historically horrible and broadly despised tenure might finally put several of the necessary and long-overdue nails in the coffin of that particularly ugly, conformist, obsolete & just plain fucking sad approach to "professional" menswear that his shitty daily choices exemplify

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 March 2018 22:59 (six years ago) link

Are the Ford Fiesta, the Focus, the Mondeo and the Kuga American cars though? On the proviso that I know nothing about cars, Ford in the UK and Europe used to design and manufacture cars that were totally different from the gas guzzling phalluses they designed and manufactured for the US market - is that still the case?

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Saturday, 3 March 2018 23:01 (six years ago) link

FWIW, key crazy takeaway:

Trump has been asking people close to him whether they think Kushner or his company has done anything wrong, according to a senior administration official. Two advisers said the president repeatedly tells aides that the Russia investigation will not ensnare him — even as it ensnares others around him — and that he thinks the American people are finally starting to conclude that the Democrats, as opposed to his campaign, colluded with the Russians.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 3 March 2018 23:02 (six years ago) link

(Oops, caek has covered this already) (xp)

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Saturday, 3 March 2018 23:02 (six years ago) link

i owned a ford focus for ~10yrs

gbx, Saturday, 3 March 2018 23:03 (six years ago) link

i'm american btw

gbx, Saturday, 3 March 2018 23:03 (six years ago) link

fwiw ford of britain makes completely different vehicles to those ford makes in the US

this is a pretty stupid discussion to be having on a board where almost nobody gives a shit about cars, BUT ACTUALLY Ford started pushing the same bodies and vehicle types in all of their markets worldwide several years ago which is why you can find the Transit and Fusion on at least three continents now, and they do well pretty much everywhere. A cursory fucking google and wikipedia browsing session reveals this.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 March 2018 23:04 (six years ago) link

The reason I care if the president is having problems is that he is still the president, and just as he started trade wars (with allies!) against the wishes of his advisers and without anyone knowing he was going to do it until he did it, he could do other shit, too. Remember, 100 years ago, when he began a tweet with some somber "My fellow Americans, I have decided ..." tone, and then there was a long break, and then he announced, apropos of nothing that he wanted to ban transgender troops? Against the wishes of his military and with no one knowing that was coming? And that, for those few minutes in between tweets, some people thought maybe we were about to go to war? There are 8 fucking months until November.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 3 March 2018 23:07 (six years ago) link

Interestingly Ford (like Heinz) is one of those American brands that has painted itself as British for generations. (Not that Ford has made any cars in the UK for years).

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed)

mostly because of douglas adams

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Saturday, 3 March 2018 23:09 (six years ago) link

Three days late, but excellent thread title.

clemenza, Saturday, 3 March 2018 23:09 (six years ago) link

at what point can they outsource "chaos in the whitehouse" stories to chuck tingle? because it's just mad libs (uh, no pun intended) at this point, no?

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Saturday, 3 March 2018 23:10 (six years ago) link

Trump Mad Libs (which is the perfect jumble of words itself - Mad Libs!) must exist.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 3 March 2018 23:11 (six years ago) link

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/trump-tweet-mad-libs

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 3 March 2018 23:13 (six years ago) link

tombot: there was a ford fusion in europe but it's a different thing to the ford fusion hybrid, which is not sold outside north america and brazil. the transit is a UK design that ford USA imported (kind of my point).

just to make clear my point since it's been lost in car stuff though: the idea that there could ever be a world in which consumer goods "made in the USA" appeal to people outside the USA on their merits may be a vote winner in "trump country", but it's just not reality (except for apple, which i don't think is what trump is talking about).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 3 March 2018 23:20 (six years ago) link

one exception might be fashion

the late great, Saturday, 3 March 2018 23:32 (six years ago) link

but that’s a tiny market

the late great, Saturday, 3 March 2018 23:33 (six years ago) link

Designed by Apple in California

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 March 2018 23:52 (six years ago) link

Basically what Ed said, applied to all consumer goods, not just cars

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 March 2018 23:53 (six years ago) link

US cars have a good rep in China, Buick sells a ton of them there. Part of it is that the Chinese really still hate Japan, but hey got to take wins when you can get them.

earlnash, Saturday, 3 March 2018 23:59 (six years ago) link

I am with rushomancy here. Is there anything in the new "Trump stalks the halls of the White House fuming at the TV and berating the staff" story that wasn't in the last dozen "Trump stalks the halls of the White House berating the TV and fuming at the staff" stories? If so, help a brother out and give us the Cliffs Notes.

Wyld Scalyns (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 4 March 2018 00:56 (six years ago) link

I've been saying it since January 2017. I don't care. Let's flip the Congress.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 4 March 2018 00:59 (six years ago) link

it's the same old story, based off of a couple dozen anonymous aides and a 4 star general, with the new controversies replacing the old.

it did include one bit that documents trump accidentally having a good thought

Trump doesn’t see guns through the traditional prism of left vs. right, but rather as a Manhattan business developer, said one senior administration official, adding that he has told staff that he doesn’t understand why people need assault rifles.

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Sunday, 4 March 2018 01:11 (six years ago) link

i'm sure that by now the NRA has made him understand

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Sunday, 4 March 2018 01:11 (six years ago) link

it really is uncanny how you only have to change the proper names from the zodiac killer letters pic.twitter.com/MyrhpSfBxY

— Muscular Baby (@Mobute) March 4, 2018

Simon H., Sunday, 4 March 2018 01:28 (six years ago) link

apparently his republican fundraiser thing tonight is going well. he's already managed to jokingly praise Xi Jinping for being a great authoritarian

"He's now president for life. President for life. No, he's great," Trump said. "And look, he was able to do that. I think it's great. Maybe we'll have to give that a shot some day."

it looks like he spent the rest of the speech talking about how hillary clinton needs to go to jail.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/03/politics/trump-maralago-remarks/index.html

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Sunday, 4 March 2018 01:36 (six years ago) link

Breaking: West Virginia teachers say "indefinite" strike will continue after State Senate's Finance Committee rejects Governor Justice's offer of a 5% raise & instead pushes 4% raise. The state's school superintendents back 5%. @BradMcElhinny @MsCByers https://t.co/Oz87Jy5w9O

— Steven Greenhouse (@greenhousenyt) March 3, 2018

Simon H., Sunday, 4 March 2018 02:15 (six years ago) link

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer — please do not go off-message!

had (crüt), Sunday, 4 March 2018 03:19 (six years ago) link

The WV GOP is so shitty that even though the teachers went on strike and continued to strike because, among other reasons, a 5% was not enough, the state senate comes back with *less* than 5%. That's some Trump negotiation right there.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 March 2018 03:32 (six years ago) link

classic reagan air traffic controller negotiation move too, right?

Let's see if they fire all the teachers.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 March 2018 03:50 (six years ago) link

one astounding thing to me about US politics is that the GOP managed to somehow portray teachers as villains. i'm not even talking about how the right sees evil liberal colleges and marxist professors and brainwashing machines and "science" and education in general. but even just school teachers themselves are villainized! epitomized by john kasich saying “If I were, not president, if I were king in America, I would abolish all teachers’ lounges where they sit together and worry about ‘woe is us’.” it's so fucking stupid, that idea of the lazy teachers whining and complaining all the time. but somehow that's become republican orthodoxy.

*puffs cigar*
the problem with teachers, see here, is that it needs to be based on free market values. if a teacher is bad, they should replaced, and i mean pronto, why i oughta

Not only are they underpaid, undervalued, and otherwise shit on by the GOP (I mean, they're shit on in blue states, too), the GOP is constantly angling to reduce their power, compel them to teach bullshit, and fund private alternative schools that further undercut their value and power. I heard a story on the radio about how HUD folks were demoralized to begin with, and the hiring of someone like Ben Carson just made them feel so much worse. I can only image that DeVos has done to teacher moral.

Anyway, good luck replacing 20,000 teachers in West Virginia. I hope the entire state of Oklahoma strikes, too. And probably Kansas, too. And likely Mississippi. And any place where the GOP has fucked with the schools so much that the fed-up teachers have no recourse.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 March 2018 03:55 (six years ago) link

Republican orthodoxy is, and has been for as long as I've been alive, that anybody who gets directly paid from the state coffers is a subhuman leech, unless they wear a uniform (cops, firefighters, the troops). Not contractors, btw - contractors are real people because a publicly traded company gets to skim off the payments from the state coffers first, THEN the workers get paid. That's why charter schools are good.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 March 2018 03:55 (six years ago) link

That WV Teacher Trike gofundme: $125,060 of $50,000 goal

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 March 2018 03:56 (six years ago) link

xp I mean they've been saying this for 4+ decades. I don't get how anybody doesn't understand this is what they believe. It is as fundamental to their platform as criminalizing abortion.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 March 2018 03:57 (six years ago) link

Because too many parents treat public school like glorified daycare and take for granted the work teachers do? Even though the vast majority of those parents benefited from public school teachers themselves? Out of sight, out of mind. "My Timmy is doing fine, fuck your kid, if they don't like it they can move."

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 March 2018 04:00 (six years ago) link

I meant the broader aspect of it, i.e. civil service should not be a job at all unless it's conducted by a privately owned company.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 March 2018 04:03 (six years ago) link

also, teachers are apparently simultaneously lazy and worthless, but also would-be heroes if someone would only give them a gun

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Sunday, 4 March 2018 04:10 (six years ago) link

(also, a significant chunk of Republican voters never benefited from public school teachers themselves and would be horrified of the thought of their kid ever going to public school, but are yet somehow experts on it and how it should be run)

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Sunday, 4 March 2018 04:11 (six years ago) link

a significant chunk of Republican voters never benefited from public school teachers themselves

what

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 March 2018 04:13 (six years ago) link

a lot of Republican voters are rich people who either went to private schools or religious/Catholic schools that basically function as private schools

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Sunday, 4 March 2018 04:13 (six years ago) link

or not even "rich" per se, just upper-middle-class

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Sunday, 4 March 2018 04:14 (six years ago) link

I don't think you can support that with any kind of reliable statistics, I'm sorry

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 March 2018 04:15 (six years ago) link

also a lot of people are so dumb that they don't realize how poor their evaluations of teachers are

j., Sunday, 4 March 2018 04:16 (six years ago) link

Republican orthodoxy is, and has been for as long as I've been alive, that anybody who gets directly paid from the state coffers is a subhuman leech, unless they wear a uniform (cops, firefighters, the troops).

do they even care about firefighters though

had (crüt), Sunday, 4 March 2018 04:17 (six years ago) link

I mean, school vouchers and similar programs effectively siphoning resources that would otherwise go toward public schools toward private schools are a plank of the Republican platform, which would not be the case if they didn't go there

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Sunday, 4 March 2018 04:20 (six years ago) link

your reasoning is that they wouldn't support privatizing schools if they hadn't been to private schools?

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 March 2018 04:23 (six years ago) link

the GOP would hand the DoD to the likes of Erik Prince if the Army itself wasn't standing in the way, because no bureaucracy can be trusted with our precious debt, according to capital dogma

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 March 2018 04:25 (six years ago) link

the enrollment in private schools tends to be A) religious and B) wealthy (stats: https://www.census.gov/data/tables/2015/demo/school-enrollment/2015-cps.html), which are two demographics that skew Republican. I don't know why this is controversial

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Sunday, 4 March 2018 04:27 (six years ago) link

I'd like to believe that at least someone stood up and booed when Trump "joked" about becoming president for life.

At this rate, Trump won't just be 45th of 45, but 90th of 90, if this nation lasts that long.

It's because I'm human, isn't it?! (Sanpaku), Sunday, 4 March 2018 04:28 (six years ago) link

(the latter stat breaks it down by income level; religion is more complicated because not everyone who attends, say, Catholic schools is Catholic, although tuition is generally higher in the that case)

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Sunday, 4 March 2018 04:28 (six years ago) link

I disagree with the phrase "significant chunk" - I don't think it's that meaningful of a proportion. Most of them never did ten minutes in uniform but god forbid you discuss cutting the defense budget at one of their watering holes.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 March 2018 04:31 (six years ago) link

I mean, school vouchers and similar programs effectively siphoning resources that would otherwise go toward public schools toward private schools are a plank of the Republican platform, which would not be the case if they didn't go there

― algorithm is a dancer (katherine)

i think the goal is to please the small segment of people who own the private/charter schools (or subcontractors who benefit from them), not to please whatever amount of conservative voters have children who attend such schools.

i admit that opinion is mainly just because i view that as the primary goal of pretty much any conservative policy, even though it's never the stated goal

so the Xi comment...here's how it will play out

"The President was obviously joking"
"The President's comments were taken out of context"
"Though you know, the President is not wrong. We've been led afoul by some bad politicians. And the 22nd amendment was a bad piece of legislation, and even Barney Frank has advocated for its repeal"
"It would be easier to drain the swamp if there weren't so many redundant politicians gumming up the works - why not consolidate and streamline into one legislative body which just happens to be one person?"
"KNEEL BEFORE YOUR KING"

*trump chokes on KFC chicken bone and shuffles off this mortal coil*

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 March 2018 04:38 (six years ago) link

the WV strike seems to have a decent chance of spreading to oklahoma

http://www.tulsaworld.com/homepagelatest/statewide-teacher-walkout-the-idea-is-gaining-traction-online-and/article_11c81ce5-e2fe-5051-be0d-bf7c8441bc3c.html

The Oklahoma teacher’s strike Facebook page now has more than 40,000 members. They’re fired up. pic.twitter.com/1e6h1bVRNO

— Matt Pearce 🦅 (@mattdpearce) March 4, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 4 March 2018 05:04 (six years ago) link

Making it illegal to strike is yet another thing these fucked up GOP states have done to hurt their teachers.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 March 2018 05:07 (six years ago) link

who else in this country goes 10 years without a raise? Oh, I don't know, people who work at Veterans Affairs

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 March 2018 05:09 (six years ago) link

El Tomboto: the South is weird. Here in New Orleans, anyone with remotely middle class aspirations, including plumbers and electricians, sends their kids to private schools. And without middle-class participation, the public schools are poorly funded and poorly administered. After some decades of this, in which even the physical state of the schools would embarrass a banana republic, the State took over running the local school district. The modern Republican party is dominated by politicians from the old South, where this is often the norm. It was totally foreign to my experience in a Texan suburb, and still further from the state of public schools saner parts of the country, like Minnesota or New York.

It's because I'm human, isn't it?! (Sanpaku), Sunday, 4 March 2018 05:09 (six years ago) link

private schools should be illegal

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 4 March 2018 05:10 (six years ago) link

i always feel very alienated when these things come up. there weren't any private secondary schools where i grew up (SE MO) (although there was a catholic elementary school). we all went to public school. it took me a long time to even figure out what people were talking about when they talked about private schools.

er, alienated is too strong. i guess i just don't how common it is to be in an area with no private option? seems like everyone else is always talking about private schools.

I didn't even know we had private schools where I grew up until I met one of my best friends in junior year, after she had been kicked out of her private school.

Re: Oklahoma, here's a quote for you, from a Tulsa teacher:

"If we strike, I double dare you to fire us. We'll just go to Texas; they're looking for new teachers," said Cagle.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 March 2018 05:15 (six years ago) link

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/politics/texas/article/Record-885K-vote-in-Texas-primaries-12725903.php

Texas voters didn’t just set a record for early voting in a primary during a non-presidential election.

They obliterated the records.

More than 885,000 people voted in the Texas primaries through early voting or by mail in the state’s most populous counties, according the the Texas Secretary of State’s office. That is a 50 percent increase from the previous high of 592,000 in 2014, the last election cycle with the governor on the ballot.

For the first time in a decade more people voted in a Democratic Primary than a Republican Primary in the state’s largest counties. The last time Democrats beat Republicans was in 2008 when the battle between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton drove record turnout in the primary battle for president.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 March 2018 05:19 (six years ago) link

Nice.

I had to unfollow Ned on twitter for unironically RTing Joy Ann Reid, an unforgivable offense given what she tweeted recently about the striking WVA teachers

Simon H., Sunday, 4 March 2018 05:37 (six years ago) link

(still <3 u ned)

Simon H., Sunday, 4 March 2018 05:37 (six years ago) link

I dunno how many ILXers are products of private religious education (worth a thread?), but I am, and you can't understand the contempt that parents of those children have for The System.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 4 March 2018 05:40 (six years ago) link

commuting to private schools isn't unheard of either

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Sunday, 4 March 2018 05:49 (six years ago) link

OK I give you guys are right 49% of america went to private school

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 March 2018 05:58 (six years ago) link

Good news about the Texas primaries! Hopefully they roll it into something meaningful in November. A few days before the primary, the strongly-worded nervous text of a 11th-hour GOP fundraising email was circulating on lefty FBs & Twitters. Heat is being felt, but I'm not ready to gloat.

Abbott is a lock. I don't even know who's really the front-runner against him, some lesbian ex-sheriff from DFW I think?. Good luck with that. FWIW, Abbot's ads focus on the basic achievements (business, schools) within Texas during the last several years. Seems like he won a coin toss, BECAUSE...

Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick is doubling down on Trump. Two-Scoops' name is invoked as frequently (if not more) than Patrick's own. The Wall, Banning Sanctuary Cities, Liberal Agenda(s) are all discussed. Not sure who's running against him either, but he's really put out the ammo to any takers.*

I do feel Ted Cruz has something to worry about. Beto O'Rourke is really catching fire with progressives, and above all he was the reason Dem turnout was so high this time. Cruz still has the strength of running as a Republican in Texas, with the added bonus of being on the ticket alongside Abbot & Patrick. But what was once a cakewalk is now more like being the caboose to a partially loaded coal car and a steam engine. To my knowledge, Cruz hasn't started running ads.

*In a related story, Land Commissioner George P. Bush (aka "The Brown One") has been running ads boasting of an endorsement from Donald Trump (wait for it) JR. Said endorsement is a Tweet saying something along the lines "George P. Bush really helped us in Texas!". Yeah. Although I now read Two-Scoops has offered his own endorsement, possibly just to show up Jr. again.

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 4 March 2018 05:59 (six years ago) link

you can't understand the contempt that parents of those children have for The System

counterpoint: those parents cannot understand the contempt that I hold for them

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 March 2018 06:00 (six years ago) link

today I learned that when I said "a significant chunk of Republicans" I secretly meant every Republican in the world from now back to Abraham Lincoln

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Sunday, 4 March 2018 06:06 (six years ago) link

he was the first one, you know

j., Sunday, 4 March 2018 06:16 (six years ago) link

freed the slaves

j., Sunday, 4 March 2018 06:16 (six years ago) link

xposts

There are 33,619 private schools in the United States, serving 5.4 million PK-12 students. Private schools account for 25 percent of the nation's schools and enroll 10 percent of all PK-12 students. Most private school students (79 percent) attend religiously-affiliated schools

the URL has "facts" in it so you know it's right
http://www.capenet.org/facts.html

I do feel Ted Cruz has something to worry about.

He doesn't. Beto's awesome. Inspiring. He has zero chance of beating Cruz. I'm going to let myself get my hopes up anyway, because what could feel worse than what happened in 2016? Everyone hates Cruz. But Rs vote for the R, not the person. Soon, I expect to hear a bunch of Democrats start tearing O'Rourke apart, talking themselves into not voting for him. My prediction is Cruz beats O'Rourke 52-45. Close, for Texas.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Sunday, 4 March 2018 06:39 (six years ago) link

...and Cruz is also quite possibly the luckiest motherfucker who ever lived.

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 4 March 2018 06:54 (six years ago) link

well, yeah, he got to live in Texas

erry red flag (f. hazel), Sunday, 4 March 2018 07:11 (six years ago) link

As in th UK, it’s not about the percentage of the general population who pay for/attend private schools, it’s about the percentage of the group who set policy/generally run things being privately educated (and how that affects attitudes toward and the shaping of public schools). The latter percentage is MUCH higher than that of gen pop, and the ideologues running down public schooling favour privatisation of education.

kim jong deal (suzy), Sunday, 4 March 2018 07:54 (six years ago) link

the URL has "facts" in it so you know it's right
http://www.capenet.org/facts.html

gonna not click on this and assume it's a Cape of Good Hope FAQ

latepass but

people don't buy american cars outside the US because, outside the amazon reviews for household gadgets written by people who are worried about "toxins", "made in the USA" is not a synonym for quality and hasn't been for 50+ years.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, March 4, 2018 8:52 AM (eleven hours ago)

you guys actually bother to ever look stuff up?

This statistic illustrates the number of cars sold by Ford in the United Kingdom (UK) between January 2014 and December 2017. With more than 333 thousand units sold, Ford was the biggest car seller in the UK in 2015.In 2016, the sales numbers dropped from the previous year but Ford continued to perform as one of the strongest car manufacturer in the UK, selling more than 318 thousand cars etc etc

― It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, March 4, 2018 9:15 AM (eleven hours ago)

just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Sunday, 4 March 2018 09:45 (six years ago) link

There are a couple of private schools where I live (which has a good school system and in particular a stellar high school and super high taxes that fund it) and the handful of nutballs who pay the high taxes and *still* send their kids to private school seem to do it for good (or at least, not terrible) reasons. I have two friends we've known since (Montessori) pre-school who helped establish further elementary classes there, so their kids have continued on in Montessori rather than pop into the public system (curiously, both have boys already in public middle school, so we get to watch the experiment play out in real time). The school is great and we loved it, too, and I'll be first to concede they are getting a great education, but the numbers bear out that when a private school or otherwise better prepared kid enters the public high school (which is their plan, since the high school is great), the numbers soon even themselves out. Other people we know going to private school, there's one family who felt their public school wasn't attentive to their gifted and talented super kid, so they send him to a neighboring village for a progressive private school. Same with friends with a transgender daughter, who tried in public school (where their other two kids are) but couldn't make it work out and decided to send her to the same very progressive private school, which is understandable.

The key is that all these folks are sucking it up and still paying the super high taxes while sending their kids out of the system, which really actually benefits the community, since the kids still live and participate here and the parents pay into a system they don't really use. On the other hand are some parents pushing lately for a charter school, which is some bullshit, because they think their kids are special enough that they need their own separate school (for various reasons, not all ill-intentioned) that nonetheless siphons public funds. Fuck that.

We have a Catholic school or two around here, but my understanding is that a lot of their students come from nearby elsewhere, and not where I live. I don't think I know anyone who sends their kids to Catholic school.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 March 2018 14:23 (six years ago) link

"And without middle-class participation, the public schools are poorly funded and poorly administered. "

I know that this is the case, but I still don't get why this is the case. If this is true (and it appears to be, everywhere), this means the school itself is too underfunded by the state. It should not matter how wealthy the populace of the school is; the school should be funded well enough to run independent of PTA and parent participation. Right? Maybe I'm saying something obvious.

In california schools with a significant number of children on the free lunch program get a bump in funding (our son's elementary school lost that funding in his last two years basically because the income levels of the population rose so much).

akm, Sunday, 4 March 2018 16:20 (six years ago) link

I had to unfollow Ned on twitter for unironically RTing Joy Ann Reid, an unforgivable offense given what she tweeted recently about the striking WVA teachers

Since I missed that -- I don't follow her and have no inclination to, the post was RTd into my feed -- I just took her separate sentiment re the Philando Castile fund as it is. Which struck me as true.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 4 March 2018 16:30 (six years ago) link

Fair enough.

Simon H., Sunday, 4 March 2018 16:40 (six years ago) link

what did she tweet? I saw this: "Meanwhile, teachers in West Virginia are on strike for better pay and healthcare. If they start voting for politicians who actually support those things, look out GOP." which, I'm not seeing what's so terrible about this.

akm, Sunday, 4 March 2018 16:40 (six years ago) link

this means the school itself is too underfunded by the state. It should not matter how wealthy the populace of the school is; the school should be funded well enough to run independent of PTA and parent participation. Right? Maybe I'm saying something obvious.

Schools are funded ~10% by the federal government, ~45% each by state and local taxes. This is the cause of massive inequalities in funding. PTA/parents pay for 'extras,' but they don't form a line In school budgets. On the whole, PTA and parent participation magnifies the effect the local tax burden. High local taxes are correlated w/ high parent / PTA engagement. Low local taxes are correlated w/ low parent / PTA engagement.

rb (soda), Sunday, 4 March 2018 16:41 (six years ago) link

is there a good link for Oklahoma donations yet?

sleeve, Sunday, 4 March 2018 16:43 (six years ago) link

Public education from pre-K through graduate / professional schools is horrendously underfunded throughout the country. It’s stupid and immiserating and obvious to almost every single person in the country.

However, like maintenance spending on infrastructure, the political rewards for fully funding education are seen as minor (read: “not worth it”) and they take longer than most terms of office to be realized. So again, as with infrastructure, there are perverse incentives to do new things and potentially highly disruptive things, but not to do simple shit like pay the fucking teachers a living wage and buy them some goddamn books and pens.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 March 2018 16:47 (six years ago) link

Aargh that first paragraph is terrible I need to not multitask while writing

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 March 2018 16:49 (six years ago) link

xpost

My question is still this: "High local taxes are correlated w/ high parent / PTA engagement. Low local taxes are correlated w/ low parent / PTA engagement" and why is this? It shouldn't fucking matter. Is this reflective of the voting base? I suppose partly it is; Berkeley, for instance, passes a supplemental funding bill that comes out of our property taxes all of which goes to fund schools (how they spend it is another matter that no one agrees on, but it does get passes, or has been passed, fairly regularly). Maybe I've answered my own question.

akm, Sunday, 4 March 2018 16:50 (six years ago) link

I also cannot type or make coherent sense this morning. Good thing I'm not on twitter like the presidetn.

akm, Sunday, 4 March 2018 16:51 (six years ago) link

One of the least known (by the public) and most catastrophic SCOTUS decisions:

https://www.oyez.org/cases/1972/71-1332

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 4 March 2018 16:52 (six years ago) link

Absolutely. It shouldn't matter. But the same advantages that make a district high-income in the first place are the ones that encourage effective parental interaction w/ the providers of their childrens' education. These things include the quality and extent of the parents' own education, economic and geographic stability, common language, community health, privilege of hiring teachers appropriate to their community (i.e. not under-trained white do-gooders right out of college), etc., etc...

rb (soda), Sunday, 4 March 2018 16:57 (six years ago) link

Jesus christ. Thanks for the link, Alfred but...jesus christ.

Did you ever see a doffin, did you (Old Lunch), Sunday, 4 March 2018 17:05 (six years ago) link

I don't recall that even being touched on in my college educational policy class.

Did you ever see a doffin, did you (Old Lunch), Sunday, 4 March 2018 17:07 (six years ago) link

seconding the ty for the link. i feel like a fool for not coming across oyez.org before! that is an incredible resource. *bookmarked*

One of the least known (by the public) and most catastrophic SCOTUS decisions:

https://www.oyez.org/cases/1972/71-1332

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, March 4, 2018 10:52 AM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*sees link, sees Alfred posted it*

this better fuckin be saisd v. rodriguez *clicks* fuck yeah

fun fact 1: i teach in the school district from which demetrio rodriguez filed the original suit in 68 which was spurred on by student walkouts. its 50 years later and our school is still 98% latinx (<1% white)

fun fact 2: saisd v rodriguez was the first case heard by all 4 of nixon's SCOTUS appointees (they all voted in the majority obv), initiating the reversal of decades of progressive jurisprudence

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Sunday, 4 March 2018 17:11 (six years ago) link

what did she tweet? I saw this: "Meanwhile, teachers in West Virginia are on strike for better pay and healthcare. If they start voting for politicians who actually support those things, look out GOP." which, I'm not seeing what's so terrible about this.

― akm, Sunday, March 4, 2018 11:40 AM

there are like 10 things that are terrible about this just like everything she ever says. she is an awful human being. misplaces blame for low pay/inadequate healthcare coverage on teachers for their bad voting decisions, or assumes that there were politicians available to them to vote for who would have given them those things. implies voting is more powerful than going on strike when obviously striking has done more than voting for hypothetical politicians has ever done for them.

forensic plumber (harbl), Sunday, 4 March 2018 17:12 (six years ago) link

also, plenty of WVa people have responded to remind her that many of the issues the teachers are currently facing originated with Dems like Manchin

Simon H., Sunday, 4 March 2018 17:13 (six years ago) link

exactly. i'm a government employee making way less $ than i should be and someone once told me it was important to vote for governor to get a raise but they forgot that most of our pay freeze issues started with the last shitty democrat governor.

forensic plumber (harbl), Sunday, 4 March 2018 17:17 (six years ago) link

yeeeep

rb (soda), Sunday, 4 March 2018 17:18 (six years ago) link

fun fact 2: saisd v rodriguez was the first case heard by all 4 of nixon's SCOTUS appointees (they all voted in the majority obv), initiating the reversal of decades of progressive jurisprudence

― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison),

yet Powell and Blackmun became "moderates" because Reagan's picks were even worse! It's insane.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 4 March 2018 17:20 (six years ago) link

I think teacher pay is also massively misunderstood and/or spun by districts, politicians, and pundits for the purpose of union-eroding. The semi-decent "average teacher salary" numbers that're busted out during each contract negotiation are essentially a mean total compensation package per full-time employee in each district. In other words, if a district announces their "average teacher salary" as $50k/year, what they are actually saying is that an average teacher paycheck in the district compensates the employee $50k/annum (less employees' mandatory health-care contribution, less mandatory 10-15% retirement/pension contribution, less insurance share, etc., less uncompensated classroom expenses, less taxes) and so an 'average' teacher might end up w/ $35k. However, the "average teacher salary" is far more than the majority of teachers in a system teachers make; it sure as heck ain't a median teacher salary. When you figure in longevity increases and incentives for additional degrees, it means that professionals at 15-20 years in their career are making (in total compensation) 1.5 x 2 as much as new employees on the top line of their pay check, and losing a much-smaller overall proportion to health, pension, insurance, etc.

rb (soda), Sunday, 4 March 2018 17:27 (six years ago) link

However, the "average teacher salary" is far more than the majority of teachers in a system teachers make;

rb (soda), Sunday, 4 March 2018 17:28 (six years ago) link

I don't know if this is still the case, but in our district schools that are less economically diverse, which is to say, relatively more affluent, are actually often at an academic disadvantage, because funding for kids who need more help reading or whatever does not kick in. So the more economically diverse school - again, relatively speaking - often might get 2 or 3 reading specialists, and our school, which is relatively less economically diverse, might just get one. Which is I suppose the way it should be, but just because a school is more or less economically diverse does not necessarily equate to a proportional number of kids who need extra help. For example, the better off school might have just as many kids who need extra help, they just don't get the funding for it because they are better off. And none of the schools, at least our district, is radically better than the other.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 March 2018 17:32 (six years ago) link

"I don't know if this is still the case, but in our district schools that are less economically diverse, which is to say, relatively more affluent, are actually often at an academic disadvantage, because funding for kids who need more help reading or whatever does not kick in." yes, same thing in California. (I thought i posted this but maybe not). it's run off who qualifies for free school lunches here (which they make us fill out at the beginning of the year). our son's elementary school lost this funding his last year because there weren't enough disadvantaged kids. that money paid for a number of additional programs (which the PTA then funded, luckily).

akm, Sunday, 4 March 2018 18:04 (six years ago) link

From Alfred's link:

The Court refused to examine the system with strict scrutiny since there is no fundamental right to education in the Constitution...

ffs, this shitty line of reasoning could have invalidated Brown vs. Board of Education, too.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 4 March 2018 18:22 (six years ago) link

The Burger Court and the Rise of the Judicial Right is essential reading imo

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 4 March 2018 18:25 (six years ago) link

I'm going to let myself get my hopes up anyway, because what could feel worse than what happened in 2016?

Um, I get what you are saying but I am not sure how far I would go in applying that logic.

I could take a ball-peen hammer to my toenails right now, and it wouldn't feel worse than happened in 2016. That doesn't make it a good idea.

Wyld Scalyns (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 4 March 2018 23:37 (six years ago) link

yeah but man you're gonna get disappointed whether or not you get your hopes up, so why not get your hopes up? right?

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Sunday, 4 March 2018 23:40 (six years ago) link

idk the feeling of being completely blindsided by the election results was a very sizable part of why I had a nervous breakdown that night

had (crüt), Sunday, 4 March 2018 23:47 (six years ago) link

the question of whether it's worth getting your hopes up when you're going to get disappointed anyway is universal and unresolved imo

the dumbassery of hope

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 March 2018 23:56 (six years ago) link

idk the feeling of being completely blindsided by the election results was a very sizable part of why I had a nervous breakdown that night

― had (crüt)

sure i spent most of the day after uncontrollably shaking but my fear of how the election might turn out put me through several weeks of acute suicidal depression. i probably would've run into it after the election anyway - i do have a friend who killed himself in november 2016 - but either way it's something one has to deal with. hope for the best, expect the worst, that's how i try to live my life.

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Monday, 5 March 2018 00:44 (six years ago) link

'm going to let myself get my hopes up anyway, because what could feel worse than what happened in 2016?

It feels worse if you're black, gay, Hispanic, and a woman.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 March 2018 00:50 (six years ago) link

Or Jewish, dude. We honestly had a what-to-do talk the morning after.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 March 2018 00:53 (six years ago) link

serious question: you figure anything out? i'm not sure i ever did.

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Monday, 5 March 2018 01:03 (six years ago) link

we stayed put, and a good thing too, or we'd have missed out on gold in hockey and curling.

El Tomboto, Monday, 5 March 2018 01:08 (six years ago) link

xpost No. We have family overseas and they did, just in case, leave out an invitation. But mostly we've been watchful, waiting ...

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 March 2018 01:17 (six years ago) link

If I had no family I think I'd be gone, tbh.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 March 2018 01:17 (six years ago) link

Family here, that is. My wife's cousin from Nebraska is coming in a few weeks. Unlike me, she lives in Trump world and knows Trump voters. I'm curious to get her perspective, being Jewish, being a rape survivor, being a woman, with a gay brother, in Nebraska.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 March 2018 01:22 (six years ago) link

Oklahoma teachers have voted to strike

https://www.facebook.com/Oklahomateachersunited/posts/2012657982321790

Simon H., Monday, 5 March 2018 01:27 (six years ago) link

Good. Where to donate?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 March 2018 01:31 (six years ago) link

It's so fresh that I haven't seen anything about a strike fund or anything yet, will post here when I do.

Simon H., Monday, 5 March 2018 01:35 (six years ago) link

xp didn't have the connections or the money to get out of the country altogether. moved from indiana to oregon, though. when all this shit is being done in your name and for your benefit it's hard to know what to do. didn't want to be tempted to make compromises we'd later regret.

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Monday, 5 March 2018 01:37 (six years ago) link

yeah but man you're gonna get disappointed whether or not you get your hopes up, so why not get your hopes up? right?

I'm saying whatever I do (and getting excited about Beto isn't really something I can honestly choose to do or not do, I live in Austin, I am left-wing me, so it will happen) his losing cannot be worse than how I (and probably a lot of people) experienced 2016, where for months I was terrified Clinton would lose but didn't believe she actually would. Then she did.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 5 March 2018 01:39 (six years ago) link

That’s great news from OK. Wish the whole damn country would strike.

Except for internet providers. Sorry internet workers.

shut up and watch the goddamn Oscars

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 March 2018 02:04 (six years ago) link

if that scotus case goes the way everyone is saying it will I wouldn't be entirely surprised if we had some wildcat May 68 shit sometime this year

El Tomboto, Monday, 5 March 2018 02:10 (six years ago) link

what if Warren 'n' Faye flub again

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 March 2018 02:11 (six years ago) link

Get Out

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 5 March 2018 02:53 (six years ago) link

I just went to a park in Mexico and at the end they had this big 2 hour show covering an abridged history of the country. For the grand finale they had a bunch of people marching around with the flags of every major country in the world, plus most of our neighbors. Notably absent was the American flag. Felt pretty significant given that half the visitors appeared to be from the USA. I think I’m just gonna tell people I’m from Canada for the rest of the trip.

frogbs, Monday, 5 March 2018 04:04 (six years ago) link

oscars news dump???

JUST IN: Mueller subpoenas documents from Trump, numerous campaign associates https://t.co/YgVVIOpVT2

— NBC Politics (@NBCPolitics) March 5, 2018

maura, Monday, 5 March 2018 04:11 (six years ago) link

Kicking off the new week well!

Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 March 2018 04:11 (six years ago) link

I would really love it if in lieu of sentencing, Mueller just clocked Lewandowski on national television

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 March 2018 04:12 (six years ago) link

wow. that's a LOT of documents.

Donald it's ok go ahead and resign we'll spare you the embarassment, you can go back to firing people weekly on faux television

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 March 2018 04:13 (six years ago) link

Subpoena, Subpoena, Sub-POE-na

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 5 March 2018 04:14 (six years ago) link

yes, that's right, sound it out

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 March 2018 04:16 (six years ago) link

Perdido

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 5 March 2018 04:17 (six years ago) link

The Academy should give Mueller an honorary award.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 March 2018 04:53 (six years ago) link

Though as Renato astutely points out: "This tweet doesn’t match the content of the story it cites. The subpoena doesn’t seek documents from Trump, it seeks documents *about* Trump from an unnamed witness."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 March 2018 04:57 (six years ago) link

...However, the "average teacher salary" is far more than the majority of teachers in a system teachers make; it sure as heck ain't a median teacher salary. When you figure in longevity increases and incentives for additional degrees, it means that professionals at 15-20 years in their career are making (in total compensation) 1.5 x 2 as much as new employees on the top line of their pay check, and losing a much-smaller overall proportion to health, pension, insurance, etc.

― rb (soda), Sunday, March 4, 2018

Hate to be that guy but iirc isn't this exactly what teachers' unions have bargained for?

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 5 March 2018 05:07 (six years ago) link

Wish the whole damn country would strike.

If there were a consistent set of demands attached, this would be beyond awesome! The General Strike is one of the most potent weapons in the arsenal of labor. Too bad the USA has no labor movement worthy of that grand tradition.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 5 March 2018 05:35 (six years ago) link

there have been murmurs of teacher's strikes in other states as well but I can't recall which atm. KY maybe?

Simon H., Monday, 5 March 2018 05:40 (six years ago) link

The Academy should give Mueller an honorary award.

plz, the Russian doping doc won, more than enough from the MSNBC crowd

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 March 2018 06:03 (six years ago) link

Hate to be that guy but iirc isn't this exactly what teachers' unions have bargained for?

Not at all. Teacher pay has been stagnant or declining due to relative purchasing power of salary for last decade or so. employee health care costs are eating up big chunks of the total compensation package... and they are paid at a flat rate by all employees. For employees who make 100k/year this is not a problem. For those who make 40k it is. Unions are trying to level out pay, but that can take decades. Union, also, have asked for increases in total compensation to offset some of these costs, but working conditions and not money is (surprisingly to those outside the unions, I guess) not the first issue in most negotiations.

rb (soda), Monday, 5 March 2018 11:23 (six years ago) link

https://www.epi.org/publication/the-teacher-pay-gap-is-wider-than-ever-teachers-pay-continues-to-fall-further-behind-pay-of-comparable-workers/

www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/answer-sheet/wp/2016/08/16/think-teachers-arent-paid-enough-its-worse-than-you-think/


http://www.nea.org/home/12661.htm

rb (soda), Monday, 5 March 2018 11:25 (six years ago) link

Yam meeting at the WH with Netanyahu today.

Time for Brits to pull another 1814

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 March 2018 16:38 (six years ago) link

(i was all "wait wasn't that 1812" and looked it up, to learn that the 1814 white-house setting-fire-to happened during the IMO confusingly named "war of 1812", which ended in 1815)

mark s, Monday, 5 March 2018 16:50 (six years ago) link

and its last battle was fought several weeks after it ended

valorous wokelord (silby), Monday, 5 March 2018 16:52 (six years ago) link

excellent work there

mark s, Monday, 5 March 2018 17:04 (six years ago) link

and then Francis Scott Key slapped words on an English drinking song and now heathens won't stand while it plays

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 March 2018 17:06 (six years ago) link

and then Andrew Jackson

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 March 2018 17:08 (six years ago) link

class dismissed, tomorrow we do dinosaurs

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 March 2018 17:09 (six years ago) link

Meanwhile, a glimpse into the subtle mind of Scott Pruitt:

Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Scott Pruitt dismissed evolution as an unproven theory, lamented that “minority religions” were pushing Christianity out of “the public square” and advocated amending the Constitution to ban abortion, prohibit same-sex marriage and protect the Pledge of Allegiance and the Ten Commandments, according to a newly unearthed series of Oklahoma talk radio shows from 2005.

Pruitt, who at the time was a state senator, also described the Second Amendment as divinely granted and condemned federal judges as a “judicial monarchy” that is “the most grievous threat that we have today." And he did not object when the program’s host described Islam as “not so much a religion as it is a terrorist organization in many instances.”

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 March 2018 17:10 (six years ago) link

On the roffly side

WSJ says Cohen complained to friends that he had yet to be reimbursed for the payment to Stormy Daniels. He had been trying to reach Trump before the election about the payment, per WSJ https://t.co/eSIRq75Il9

— Jeremy Diamond (@JDiamond1) March 5, 2018

Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 March 2018 18:48 (six years ago) link

it's weird bcz trump is well-known for promptly paying all his employees and contractors

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Monday, 5 March 2018 18:53 (six years ago) link

President Donald Trump on Monday afternoon again suggested that if he’s pleased with the renegotiations of the North American Free Trade Agreement, then he may reconsider his decision to impose tariffs on imported steel and aluminum.

If not, “we’re not backing down,” he told reporters during a pool spray with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu Monday.

“No, we’re not backing down,” Trump said in response to questions about the proposed new tariffs. “We’ve had a very bad deal with Mexico, a very bad deal with Canada. … We are renegotiating NAFTA as I said I would, and if we don’t make a deal, I’ll terminate NAFTA. But if I do make a deal which is fair to the workers and to the American people, that would be, I would imagine, one of the points that we’ll negotiate, will be tariffs on steel for Canada and for Mexico. We’ll see what happens, but right now 100 percent, but it could be a part of NAFTA.”

ok. paul ryan also expressed his opposition to the tariffs today.

If not, “we’re not backing down,” he told reporters during a pool spray with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu Monday.

During a ... come again?

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Monday, 5 March 2018 19:11 (six years ago) link

^ American Thing

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Monday, 5 March 2018 19:11 (six years ago) link

tariffs on steel from canada and people from mexico

dan selzer, Monday, 5 March 2018 19:11 (six years ago) link

Pool (of reporters) spray (of questions). Like an avail, but with a scrum. Got it?

Wyld Scalyns (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 5 March 2018 19:17 (six years ago) link

Nunberg subpoena that was floating around on background has now got his name attached. He tells me he is unlikely to go, that he "saved Trump's ass" during the McCain fight in August 2015, and that it's all an effort to get Roger Stone.

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) March 5, 2018

Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 March 2018 19:44 (six years ago) link

WSJ says Cohen complained to friends that he had yet to be reimbursed for the payment to Stormy Daniels. He had been trying to reach Trump before the election about the payment

why would Trump reimburse him, the payment had nothing to do with Trump. Sorry, Michael!

omar little, Monday, 5 March 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link

also if trump does pay him it becomes a violation of campaign spending laws, doesn't it?

(and therefore yet another majorish legal and norm infraction that will not have the slightest political effect)

mark s, Monday, 5 March 2018 19:51 (six years ago) link

"I think it would be funny if they arrested me," Sam Nunberg says on MSNBC

— Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) March 5, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 5 March 2018 19:57 (six years ago) link

oh wow, i think so too

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Monday, 5 March 2018 20:07 (six years ago) link

so few things we can agree on as a country anymore

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Monday, 5 March 2018 20:07 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtcbVUNO1NY

omar little, Monday, 5 March 2018 20:15 (six years ago) link

senatorial Oscar stuff you may have missed

I’m rooting for 3 Billboards and coming to the party as Sheriff Willoughby. ##Oscars2018 pic.twitter.com/EGUZxNuDCq

— Claire McCaskill (@clairecmc) March 4, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 March 2018 20:44 (six years ago) link

...okay did Nunberg completely immolate on TWO separate news interviews just now?

Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 March 2018 20:51 (six years ago) link

If there's something actually in those Nunberg emails, he practically painted a treasure map. "Hey, Mueller, definitely DON'T ask about THOSE emails. The ones between BANNON and STONE. Nothing THERE, obviously. Just MOVE ON."

— Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) March 5, 2018

Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 March 2018 20:54 (six years ago) link

https://www.wsj.com/articles/trump-lawyers-payment-to-porn-star-was-reported-as-suspicious-by-bank-1520273701

The bank used by President Donald Trump’s personal lawyer to wire $130,000 to a former adult-film actress flagged the transaction as suspicious and reported it to the Treasury Department, according to a person familiar with the matter.

The lawyer, Michael Cohen, wired the money to a lawyer for former actress Stephanie Clifford, known professionally as Stormy Daniels, from an account at First Republic Bank . The money was received on Oct. 27, 2016, 12 days before the presidential election, another person familiar with the matter said. It isn’t clear when First Republic reported it to the government as suspicious.

Mr. Cohen said he missed two deadlines earlier that month to make the $130,000 payment to Ms. Clifford because he couldn’t reach Mr. Trump in the hectic final days of the presidential campaign, the person said.

maura, Monday, 5 March 2018 20:55 (six years ago) link

better than McConnell's Amphibian Man costume

omar little, Monday, 5 March 2018 20:55 (six years ago) link

Have y'all started that Jane Mayer profile of Christopher Steele? Holy shit

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 March 2018 20:58 (six years ago) link

It's amazing work.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 March 2018 21:08 (six years ago) link

yes it’s incredible.

maura, Monday, 5 March 2018 21:14 (six years ago) link

Also reminder that Nunberg is this guy

In another episode, Lewandowski describes how staffer Sam Nunberg was purposely left behind at a McDonald's because Nunberg's special-order burger was taking too long. "Leave him," Trump said. "Let's go." And they did.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trumps-campaign-big-macs-screaming-fits-and-constant-rivalries/2017/12/02/18bcfa30-d6bd-11e7-b62d-d9345ced896d_story.html

maura, Monday, 5 March 2018 21:15 (six years ago) link

This is too clever if that's the word by half, but I've suspected to various degrees a number of witnesses - Flynn, Bannon, Gates, and now Nunberg (maybe Papadopoulos too, but I think that was just naivety) - of intentionally lying or otherwise putting themselves at risk for additional liability on a charge that will be a relatively easy plea when they inevitably flip, knowing that Mueller has the goods on them and won't let up, and good for appearances to the extent that they seek protection against retaliation for same from Trump allies or other Russian agents. With Bannon and perhaps especially Nunberg, it may be a bit more complex given that they may have no love for Trump himself, but remain interested in advancement of an overlapping anti-'establishment'-right-wing cause as expression of personal antipathies that may incorporate someone like Mueller, and in Nunberg's case appear personally devoted to very-much-crosshaired Roger Stone.

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 5 March 2018 21:16 (six years ago) link

! Tapper: Do you think Donald Trump knew nothing about that [Trump Tower] meeting?
Nunberg: "No. You know he knew about it. He was talking about it a week before...I don't know why he went around trying to hide it."

— Natasha Bertrand (@NatashaBertrand) March 5, 2018

Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 March 2018 21:22 (six years ago) link

*internal monologue*

We are living in by FAR the dumbest timeline. pic.twitter.com/mw9yYo5VZM

— George Pearkes (@pearkes) March 5, 2018

Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 March 2018 21:26 (six years ago) link

And more!

I just talked w/ Sam Nunberg. He attacks @PressSec & describes close role w @realDonaldTrump campaign. Coming up @NY1 (no typo in this).

— Josh Robin (@joshrobin) March 5, 2018

Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 March 2018 21:44 (six years ago) link

Thad Cochran resigning from the Senate on April 1, citing health

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 March 2018 21:55 (six years ago) link

NUNBERG for WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATION DIRECTOR. PLEASE!

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 5 March 2018 21:57 (six years ago) link

Straight talker.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 March 2018 21:58 (six years ago) link

Thad Cochran resigning from the Senate on April 1, citing health

― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, March 5, 2018 9:55 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Presumably a response in some sense to this - https://www.salon.com/2018/03/01/mississippis-tea-party-brawl-conservative-firebrand-chris-mcdaniel-to-primary-gop-incumbent/

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 5 March 2018 21:59 (six years ago) link

The special election will need to be held before mid-July. Will be interesting to see whether different slates of candidates announce for both seats.

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 5 March 2018 22:02 (six years ago) link

Other possibilities with Nunberg:
- He wants into protective custody sooner rather than later
- He's seeking a deal Mueller doesn't think he needs to give him
- He's stupid and reckless and bent on self-destructive statements
- He's engaged in a ratfucking operation on behalf of his mentor Roger Stone

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2018/03/what-is-sam-nunberg-doing/554906/

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 5 March 2018 22:30 (six years ago) link

as pointed out by darth, this is oddly satisfying

Trump name chiseled off the Trump International Hotel in Panama after weeks of tensions over control of the property. https://t.co/KQuDrUckyr pic.twitter.com/Ph6xlHgwBr

— ABC News (@ABC) March 5, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 5 March 2018 22:35 (six years ago) link

This does not strike me as someone looking to get a pardon from Trump.

Meltdown complete. Here's Nunberg calling White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders a "joke" and a "fat slob." Jesus. pic.twitter.com/BhVhGWvgqo

— Andrew Kirell (@AndrewKirell) March 5, 2018

Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 March 2018 22:45 (six years ago) link

at this point half expecting him to call INfowars while on the toilet

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 March 2018 22:46 (six years ago) link

how much Maker's Mark is in Nunberg's belly right now?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 March 2018 22:47 (six years ago) link

how many different networks has he called now? MSNBC, CNN twice, and... is this Spectrum News just reporting on one of his MSNBC/CNN appearances?

erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 5 March 2018 22:52 (six years ago) link

trump really surrounds himself with the finest people

imagine being a human adult with an ostensibly functioning prefrontal cortex and being ride or die for all this bullshit.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Monday, 5 March 2018 22:59 (six years ago) link

racism, "lib tears", and tax cuts for the rich is a helluva a drug i guess

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Monday, 5 March 2018 23:01 (six years ago) link

it’s new york’s spectrum news (which most people still refer to as ny1). he called them.

maura, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:01 (six years ago) link

there was apparently enough material for him to also appear on the channel’s 9pm show.

maura, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:02 (six years ago) link

i guess he’s on, like physically on. msnbc now

maura, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:04 (six years ago) link

- Can't afford paying lawyers to respond to or fight the subpoena in the fashion that his mentors might demand

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:04 (six years ago) link

This is amazing

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:05 (six years ago) link

how much Maker's Mark is in Nunberg's belly right now?

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, March 5, 2018 10:47 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Five minutes ago, I thought that was a joke. Now I'm not sure.

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:07 (six years ago) link

this guy is so long island

maura, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:08 (six years ago) link

Looking forward to Trump's Nunberg tweets

Moodles, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:08 (six years ago) link

I think he's on MSNBC right now, airing it out.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:08 (six years ago) link

Per @swin24 and @lachlan, Sam Nunberg's friends worry he was drinking before his appearances on CNN and MSNBC https://t.co/44kyaJFpts

— Max Tani (@maxwelltani) March 5, 2018

Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:08 (six years ago) link

@Josh - Oklahoma teachers' strike fund is live

https://www.gofundme.com/oklahoma-teachers-united

Simon H., Monday, 5 March 2018 23:10 (six years ago) link

"racially intensitive"

maura, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:11 (six years ago) link

xpost Dude doesn't sound drunk. Well, no more than most. But he is burning bridges left and right.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:13 (six years ago) link

Nunberg’s behavior this week is unlikely to improve or repair his standing in Trump-world, which was never that great even before the president essentially exiled him early on in the presidential campaign. According to two sources with direct knowledge, when Nunberg worked for Trump as a political adviser, the future president would regularly berate Nunberg in private. Trump would call him a “jackass” and a “shithead,” among other derogatory terms, and make fun of him, and swear at him loudly.

omar little, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:14 (six years ago) link

I'm listening on the radio, is this live or repeat?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:14 (six years ago) link

he sounded more drunk in the clip from Feb. 28. Maybe he did a bump

xp this is live. the fourth (at least?) interview he's done today

maura, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:15 (six years ago) link

Nunberg has now warned Sarah Huckabee Sanders to "shut her mouth" and threatened to beat up Corey Lewandowski in a dark alley. We live in bonkers times. He's also commented on podcasts.

— Ben White (@morningmoneyben) March 5, 2018

Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:16 (six years ago) link

"You know, I know Bob Mueller. I know that whole team, and they're right and they probably have something on Trump, trump did something pretty bad, if I understood them." (rough trans) pic.twitter.com/n655LLxNX6

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) March 5, 2018

Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:17 (six years ago) link

He said good things about Preets podcast.

this sounds like a hostage negotiator trying to keep the crazy guy engaged as long as possible to keep him from jumping.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:17 (six years ago) link

Those close to Sam Nunberg told @swin24 that they fear he was drunk on the air. https://t.co/Y6Zlg9Jyt0

— Scott Bixby (@scottbix) March 5, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 5 March 2018 23:19 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QChWtLr0gcY

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:19 (six years ago) link

fwiw, reasonable man Renato thought to subpoena was pretty broad as well.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:19 (six years ago) link

Has anything like this ever happened before, someone going live on a TV talk show in open defiance of a subpoena and talking smack? I hope this guy went through a metal detector.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:25 (six years ago) link

i feel like this is a precursor to roger stone getting indicted for something big

maura, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:26 (six years ago) link

“whenever Sam Nunberg’s not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, where’s Sam Nunberg?” pic.twitter.com/fosGrYMEwp

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) March 5, 2018

maura, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:26 (six years ago) link

my boner pill theory is only getting stronger by the day

maura, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:38 (six years ago) link

My partner reminds me that Nunberg was the guy tasked with explaining the constitution to Trump.

So, yeah.

— FineWereFineEverythingsFineHat (@Popehat) March 5, 2018

Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:45 (six years ago) link

- He wants to get public digs in at Trump (and laurels for Stone) before testifying in secret, whatever the outcome

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:46 (six years ago) link

I was going to watch Logan tonight but I think instead I will go through all of the Nunberg footage and marvel.

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Monday, 5 March 2018 23:50 (six years ago) link

Might as well watch Logan, at this rate there will be a lot more Sam to experience later.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:51 (six years ago) link

if that guy was fucking blotto on the air and fucked up that bad I will die laughing. like, tonight. oh my God.

- Nunberg is seeking publicly telegraph the Mueller team's areas of focus to concerned players in the guise of having a meltdown (and attacking some of the people whose interests he's seeking to help?)

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:59 (six years ago) link

Yeah but everyone already knew they were looking at all those areas/people. He hasn't said anything new at all!

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 00:01 (six years ago) link

Elsewhere:

Spent a nice afternoon with #Ivanka & #JaredKushner two accomplished young people who only want the best for @realDonaldTrump & the country, but they work in a nest of snitches, vipers & rats AKA the #WestWing. My story exclusively on @seanhannity live at 9pm et pic.twitter.com/n4Hs9fOxnC

— Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) March 5, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 00:10 (six years ago) link

"Snitches, vipers and rats, oh my!"

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 00:10 (six years ago) link

i agree with maura the guy looks like he was on speed or something

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 00:15 (six years ago) link

Yeah but everyone already knew they were looking at all those areas/people. He hasn't said anything new at all!

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, March 6, 2018 12:01 AM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't think that's correct. There has certainly been speculation about the potential liability of everyone mentioned in the subpoena, but he's being more specific on a variety of fronts, particularly as regards intent to prosecute Stone for perjury.

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 00:18 (six years ago) link

haven't seen the footage yet but I doubt nunberg is playing 4d chess here

gbx, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 00:20 (six years ago) link

Of course I hate all these people with the fury of a thousand suns. But there is something a bit... refreshing about the Moochian impulse to just say what the fuck, pound some shots, go on teevee, and say whatever comes to mind. At the very least, it's no more toxic than the shit these guys say on purpose while sober.

Wyld Scalyns (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 00:24 (six years ago) link

"you're drunk or off your meds"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 00:49 (six years ago) link

i cant be the only one who feels nunberg is going to kill himself any day now

barreras, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 00:50 (six years ago) link

There has certainly been speculation about the potential liability of everyone mentioned in the subpoena, but he's being more specific on a variety of fronts, particularly as regards intent to prosecute Stone for perjury.

Perhaps I'm glib here but I've kinda operated on the basis that a lot of people questioned would be trying to lie anyway. (As reinforced by Gates trying to do that *when he was negotiating with the team* -- and then got busted for that, and pled guilty.)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 00:53 (six years ago) link

xp: By "any day now" do you mean "on one of these shows" because that's the vibe I got from his Erin Burnett appearance

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 00:54 (six years ago) link

ugh let's hope not

gbx, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 00:58 (six years ago) link

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barreras, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 00:58 (six years ago) link

Just caught the end of Erin Burnett’s interview with Nunberg where she ended by gently telling him she could smell alcohol on him and asking if he was drunk or high. All totally surreal. He said something like, “All I did was work loyally. I didn’t steal from the campaign. I didn’t have an affair with a married man.” (Making it clear other people were doing those things.)

that burnett interview is intense.

my god none of these MSNBC reporters sleep, do they? Leaving for work this morning I swear I saw Katy Tur on Morning Joe.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 01:07 (six years ago) link

i cant be the only one who feels nunberg is going to kill himself any day now

― barreras, Tuesday, March 6, 2018 12:50 AM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, there was an implication of something that could happen by the end of the week that could be read as either that or some sort of public disclosure even more off the wall or noisemaking than what's come already.

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 01:09 (six years ago) link

and yes, very surreal.

i may be alone here, but...i think it's fair for CNN to note that he is drunk and that several other sources have stated he's been drunk, because it at least provides a partial explanation for his weird ass behavior. but what's with the moralizing over it? part of that interview is like watching a televised intervention. yes, he's drunk! entire decades of public affairs played out in raging drunkness, who cares!

One also wonders what sorts of personal revelations as to Nunberg himself (and the affair talk may be relevant here) or more powerful figures may be contained in those emails.

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 01:11 (six years ago) link

Oh! CNN’s @ErinBurnett just told former Truno aide Sam Nunberg she smelled alcohol on his breath. pic.twitter.com/Qm8n1ogeW0

— John Aravosis (@aravosis) March 6, 2018

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 01:15 (six years ago) link

being drunk may provide an explanation but it won't give any legal cover

gbx, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 01:20 (six years ago) link

obv

gbx, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 01:21 (six years ago) link

Does Sam have a book about to come out or something

The Harsh Tutelage of Michael McDonald (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 01:30 (six years ago) link

"Teetotal Recall"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 01:30 (six years ago) link

He said something like, “All I did was work loyally. I didn’t steal from the campaign. I didn’t have an affair with a married man.” (Making it clear other people were doing those things.)

So Hope Hicks, right?

maura, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 01:48 (six years ago) link

haha did anyone already do this one

As it's Sam Nunberg Day on Twitter...

Remember when he was 5-years old, met Donald for the first time, appeared at WWF Wrestlemania, and did the Bushwhacker moves on camera?

Nope?

Here you go... pic.twitter.com/QII773SOOK

— Old Rant Dump (@TrumpinTheShark) March 6, 2018

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 01:50 (six years ago) link

"We used to make things in this country" levels of guilty pathos in those lines xp

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 01:51 (six years ago) link

i cant be the only one who feels nunberg is going to kill himself any day now

shit

now i'm not enjoying this as much

had (crüt), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 01:54 (six years ago) link

if it makes you feel any better they'll probably blame it on hillary clinton

j., Tuesday, 6 March 2018 01:57 (six years ago) link

the guy got served with a subpoena and is going through a nervous breakdown of some sort. there are a lot more casualties of this administration that aren't getting any time on television

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 02:01 (six years ago) link

Our president has a deleterious effect on human beings. This effect seems to be very powerful in his immediate vicinity, but it should be remembered that radiates outward in maleficent waves into every corner of the globe.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 02:18 (six years ago) link

Nunberg’s whole vibe is “jumped on a conference call after a boozy work lunch”

I’m not saying I’m *not* here for it

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 02:22 (six years ago) link

lol

The Harsh Tutelage of Michael McDonald (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 02:25 (six years ago) link

Updates, we got updates

Nunberg tells me he'll probably cooperate with Mueller in the end. He just doesn't want to make it easy. He thinks it isn't fair that they are asking for his personal communications. As of 8pm he says he had not talked to his lawyer.

— Katy Tur (@KatyTurNBC) March 6, 2018

I got off the phone with Nunberg about an hour ago, and he was at a restaurant with his father and his lawyer. He also told me he'd likely end up cooperating with Mueller. https://t.co/7HoDWuZT7R

— McKay Coppins (@mckaycoppins) March 6, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 02:51 (six years ago) link

goddamn this goofyass benny hill clusterfuck of an administration

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 02:52 (six years ago) link

That's the tightly-planned and rehearsed routines of Benny hill that brought joy to many over decades of success you're referring to, is it?

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 02:58 (six years ago) link

nah its a different one

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 03:03 (six years ago) link

I've got speeded up images of Trump running after porn stars to the Benny Hill theme tune in my head now

Zelda Zonk, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 03:05 (six years ago) link

stop that

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 03:07 (six years ago) link

tripping over his tie

j., Tuesday, 6 March 2018 03:09 (six years ago) link

stop it

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 03:12 (six years ago) link

and falling into a mine shaft never to be seen again

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 03:12 (six years ago) link

ok thats all right

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 03:14 (six years ago) link

I hope Sam Numberg remembers to check in on Michael to make sure he’s stirring the sauce.

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 5, 2018

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 03:15 (six years ago) link

Counterstrike!

Carter Page responds to Sam Nunberg's alleged drinking today: "There's been a lot of people who have been quite intoxicated for a year and a half now, so nothing new here" pic.twitter.com/7bgwOpCDMh

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) March 6, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 04:20 (six years ago) link

This must be one grimy clip

Basically Hannity keeps trying to get Page to get on the offensive but Page is uncharacteristically tight-lipped. Hannity asks him if he'll sue the media for defamation, Page begs off.

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) March 6, 2018

Hannity keeps pumping up Page: "Carter Page is going to be rich, that's my prediction. Carter Page is going to be a rich man after all of this!"

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) March 6, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 04:21 (six years ago) link

now see if I suspected Hannity were contemplating suicide I would be rejoicing

had (crüt), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 04:27 (six years ago) link

he's one of the few people on earth that would be correct in thinking they're better off dead

Idc about this guy but this interview will probably be of interest to y'all

https://www.yahoo.com/news/sam-nunberg-im-not-meltdown-050200426.html

Simon H., Tuesday, 6 March 2018 05:46 (six years ago) link

“My response is Chris Cillizza can go f**k himself and he dresses like s**t"

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 06:44 (six years ago) link

Seems telling that this guy can have a world-class meltdown that leaves people worried he won’t survive the week and still effortlessly own Cillizza.

JoeStork, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 06:49 (six years ago) link

That URL is killing me. 'I'm not meltdown.'

Did you ever see a doffin, did you (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 11:26 (six years ago) link

Basically sounds like Mueller broke him, but not in the way we traditionally understand it.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 12:39 (six years ago) link

Seems telling that this guy can have a world-class meltdown that leaves people worried he won’t survive the week and still effortlessly own Cillizza.


Ha, exactly.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 12:44 (six years ago) link

That McCay Coppins tweet is adorable. “Hi! I’m at a restaurant with my dad and my lawyer now. I’m going to cooperate with the authorities. Yeah! See you later Mr. Coppins! Bye!”

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 12:47 (six years ago) link

man....
the cast of characters surrounding this administration is unreal

good candidate for next thread title

“Number one on Twitter!” Nunberg yelled

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 12:56 (six years ago) link

lol no, rowley birkin is meant to be this:

The new Fake News narrative is that there is CHAOS in the White House. Wrong! People will always come & go, and I want strong dialogue before making a final decision. I still have some people that I want to change (always seeking perfection). There is no Chaos, only great Energy!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 6, 2018

mark s, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 13:03 (six years ago) link

by the power of Grayskull! for great Energy!!!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 13:05 (six years ago) link

i hate to say this but when he is on it he is kind of a terrific microblogger

mark s, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 13:07 (six years ago) link

no you're right. it's this weird talent, even when his faculties seem otherwise, well, less-than-par shall we say

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 13:11 (six years ago) link

trump attacks with his +3 microblog of energy, dispersing the fake news spell

bathed and ready for a snack (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 13:12 (six years ago) link

It does take a certain skill to convince people that breaking things is a talent.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 13:14 (six years ago) link

The Bureau of Land Management on Monday removed about 17,300 acres of land in central Montana from an upcoming oil and natural gas lease auction, just a week before the scheduled sale.

The Interior Department, which oversees one in every five acres of land in the United States, was set to auction off leases for 109 parcels stretching across the Big Sky State from the Canadian border to Wyoming.

But Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke, who before joining the Trump administration represented Montana in Congress, decided to withdraw 26 parcels from consideration, along with portions of two others. A cadre of local and national environmental groups had filed formal protests against the sale, contending that drilling would adversely impact the Yellowstone River and other areas.

Interior will proceed starting next Monday with the auction of the remaining 83 parcels, which encompass nearly 46,200 acres.

Zinke initially tweeted his decision before issuing a more detailed statement that said further study was needed before part of the sale could take place.

“Multiple use is about balance,” his statement noted. “I’ve always said there are places where it is appropriate to develop and where it’s not.”

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 13:25 (six years ago) link

good mourning!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 13:30 (six years ago) link

I want nothing more than the most ironic of punishments for Zinke.

I still don't care about the freakshow element of the death of the Republic, but i'm glad you guys had yet another rollicking day's entertainment

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 14:08 (six years ago) link

you're too hip, baby. I can't carry you no more.

papa don't take no meth (stevie), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 14:08 (six years ago) link

must be tough to wait for Solo to come out

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 14:08 (six years ago) link

Must be tough to wait for The Day The Clown Cried to come out.

papa don't take no meth (stevie), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 14:09 (six years ago) link

no, that's for fuckers like you i suspect

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 14:13 (six years ago) link

Seems telling that this guy can have a world-class meltdown that leaves people worried he won’t survive the week and still effortlessly own Cillizza.

― JoeStork, Tuesday, March 6, 2018 6:49 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He's just repeating what he's heard from his pinstripes-and-primary-colors mentor, who probably got it all from Roy Cohn. Chris Cilizza's layup punditry with I-like-the-new-Grizzly-Bear asides can be pretty corny, but he seems to make a pretty good living at it, and he isn't about to maybe go to jail or worse.

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 14:16 (six years ago) link

Holy shit how do you do it

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 14:17 (six years ago) link

I want nothing more than the most ironic of punishments for Zinke.

― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, March 6, 2018 1:56 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Agreed. Horse-whipping? Lonely death from fall in box canyon?

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link

let me know when gabbneb is banned again, guys

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 14:21 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRxPDoTGWj0

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 14:27 (six years ago) link

Also, I think Nunberg would probably say the same thing about virtually everyone who posts on this message board.

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 14:28 (six years ago) link

I like how we're supposed to pity him even though it's clear he's been living in his home state of Rhode Island since last year, so it's not like he's suddenly homeless.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/flynn-selling-house-pay-legal-bills-trump-probe/story?id=53545172

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 14:29 (six years ago) link

Oh well that's so nice!

Joe Flynn and other family members set up a defense fund for Flynn to collect donations from supporters. He wouldn't disclose how much has been raised, but he said the family has been surprised and deeply moved by the thousands of individual donations they've received, none of which came from foreign nationals or from Flynn's former boss, Trump.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 14:30 (six years ago) link

I want nothing more than the most ironic of punishments for Zinke.

― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, March 6, 2018 1:56 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Agreed. Horse-whipping? Lonely death from fall in box canyon?

― Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, March 6, 2018 9:20 AM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there has to be an endangered species of stinging ant or easily annoyed stinging bug that lives on our public lands

Crystal Skull flashbacks, gabbneb standing up for poor old Cilizza, and Morbius in the Morning - we’ve almost hit for the cycle and it’s not even 10am eastern

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 14:41 (six years ago) link

Huh, did not know this about Beto:

His relentless touring schedule, however, hails from his days as a post-hardcore guitarist in the 1990s, when his band Foss released a seven-inch record called The El Paso Pussycats. (The drummer of his group, Cedric Bixler-Zavala, went on to find widespread success in bands like At The Drive-In and The Mars Volta.)

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 14:43 (six years ago) link

"There is no Chaos, only great Energy!"

i knew it. trump is dr. robotnik

maura, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 14:46 (six years ago) link

I want nothing more than the most ironic of punishments for Zinke.

Mauled by a bear.

A bear who then wears his ears as a trophy.

tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 14:50 (six years ago) link

i knew it. trump is dr. robotnik

holy shit, truth bomb

bathed and ready for a snack (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 14:54 (six years ago) link

i wonder if maybe michael cohen paid sam nunberg for that awesome meltdown (the day the new yorker (!) alleged the kremlin ordered trump to choose rexxon tillerson for american secretary of state over mr. self-deport) more than he paid stormy daniels, less?

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 15:04 (six years ago) link

I'm sure the ATDI connection is among the factors making him probably the most youthfully exciting and, more fraught, attractive candidate of the cycle*, even aside from the fact that he's running against probably the most annoying major candidate, to put it nonviolently. I expect it may also make a side-of-freakishness appearance in an outside-expenditure negative ad focusing on his burglary and DUI arrests, including video of him rolling around on the floor of a bar, for which the Mercers et al may be willing to spend in unlimited amounts, but these days it may just help him, we'll see.

*which may or may not be siphoning dollars from less interesting and less liberal candidates with much better shots at winning in NV, AZ, and maybe/probably TN (and now MS too?), not to mention downballot in TX. Wendy Davis was exciting and attractive and spun her fundraising too, but lost by nearly 20 points. Beto is doing better, and will do better, and fingers crossed.

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 15:04 (six years ago) link

holy shit a line break

bathed and ready for a snack (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 15:08 (six years ago) link

It's merely a footnote.

Line break isn't really my preferred nomenclature. Maybe because I'm Jewish.

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 15:10 (six years ago) link

holy shit another line break

bathed and ready for a snack (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 15:14 (six years ago) link

Hard return? Enter?

Or, since you're Jewish:

?retnE ?nruter draH

tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 15:15 (six years ago) link

Stop taking the bait

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 15:19 (six years ago) link

wait what??? line breaks? judaism? i don't get it

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 15:23 (six years ago) link

I have to assume there's a mohel involved.

I'm not meltdown. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 15:26 (six years ago) link

Jokes, Guv'nor
IDK, paragraphs? This is a line break.

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 15:27 (six years ago) link

This is
a line break.

President Keyes, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 15:29 (six years ago) link

exclusive.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 15:29 (six years ago) link

hot breaks

President Keyes, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 15:30 (six years ago) link

Imagine the long odds may be responsible for the legislative Castro's sitting out the race too, but maybe he'll lose that Beto.

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 15:33 (six years ago) link

starts diagramming sentence

President Keyes, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 15:37 (six years ago) link

I am thinking, based on reading this thread, that Nunberg's public meltdown yesterday is what America looks like from outside the country.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 15:44 (six years ago) link

'outside'

I'm not meltdown. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 15:44 (six years ago) link

yeah you can smell the alcohol on our breath from 100 miles offshore

President Keyes, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 15:48 (six years ago) link

I have to be honest, I can't really judge the extent of my own meltdown.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 15:49 (six years ago) link

This is America, posting as f. hazel

erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 15:49 (six years ago) link

help

erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 15:49 (six years ago) link

This is a low
But it won't hurt you

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 15:50 (six years ago) link

f. hazel thank you for being the greatest country in the world

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 16:24 (six years ago) link

I don't care what anyone says I think f. hazel has always been great. crowd cheers

Evan, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 16:37 (six years ago) link

death to f. hazel

*burns f. hazel flag*

bathed and ready for a snack (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 16:45 (six years ago) link

my favourite neil young story is that neil's dad congratulated him on the success of 'horse with no name' and neil had to tell him that it was actually by f. hazel

bathed and ready for a snack (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 16:47 (six years ago) link

I've been to America but I've never been to me

erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link

the ocean is a desert

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 17:05 (six years ago) link

sent to drain

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 17:22 (six years ago) link

Despite Nunberg's rage, he is still just a new Carter Page

I'm not meltdown. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 17:31 (six years ago) link

RiP KAC?

the late great, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 17:33 (six years ago) link

is there a thread for the school strikes?

Oklahoma is inching closer to joining West Virginia in a major teacher’s strike. I took a look at what’s going on. https://t.co/SsqCaVYdML pic.twitter.com/zyJkPBIRK7

— Matt Pearce 🦅 (@mattdpearce) March 6, 2018


Oklahoma City is in. "The Oklahoma City Public Schools Board of Education is in full support of our teachers and stands ready to take any steps necessary to improve conditions for our teachers – including a districtwide suspension of classes." https://t.co/AQDoDs8RvZ

— Matt Pearce 🦅 (@mattdpearce) March 6, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 17:45 (six years ago) link

sounds like the WV teachers are going to get their 5% -- and that the state will pay for it by cutting other things rather than raising taxes

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 17:49 (six years ago) link

I am fine with turning all of these guys into glue. I only feel bad for those who have to be around their noxious meat, stress farts.

Yerac, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 17:54 (six years ago) link

Blair said the government will see a $20 million reduction in spending to come out of cuts to general services and Medicaid.

this is obviously peanuts but i'm curious to know what timeframe this is talking about

(from here - https://edition.cnn.com/2018/03/06/us/west-virginia-teachers-strike/index.html )

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 18:03 (six years ago) link

WV governor jim justice remains, of course, worth $1.6 billion

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 18:11 (six years ago) link

gah that response reminds me of that episode of ER where there was a violent incident by a patient and they wouldn't put in metal detectors so the one rebel boss had them put in so supervisor said "cool, we will keep the metal detectors, now you get to choose which two nurses we lay off to pay for it"

but of course nobody realistically expected taxes to be the way this was solved

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 18:16 (six years ago) link

Meanwhile

Roger Stone tells me he didn't ask for Sam Nunberg's protection, says he is "his own man."

W/ @SlatteryNYDN @NYDailyNews https://t.co/c5AlcZQ5q0

— Chris Sommerfeldt (@C_Sommerfeldt) March 6, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 18:17 (six years ago) link

Nunberg is playing Smithers to Roger's Mr. Burns.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 18:24 (six years ago) link

It would be a start:

just spoke w @NunbergSam he told me he's fully cooperating now w Mueller's team and he's intending to go get treatment following his grand jury appearance on Friday

— Charles Gasparino (@CGasparino) March 6, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 18:48 (six years ago) link

This strikes me as bad

EXCLUSIVE: Trump lawyer Michael Cohen received inside info from Russia probe, @woodruffbets and @attackerman report https://t.co/GuM5fLKP2W

— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) March 6, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 19:24 (six years ago) link

Wonder how it got from the neutral and private GOP-led House to Trump's man on the outside? Hmm, it's a mystery!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 19:28 (six years ago) link

the call is coming from inside the asylum!

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 20:35 (six years ago) link

Genuinely curious whether I'll live to see someone roll some primo ganj into our country's founding documents and enjoy a sweet toke of contempt for everything we once naively thought we stood for.

I'm not meltdown. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 20:42 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/RLpp9dh.gif

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 20:52 (six years ago) link

And more Cohen funnies!

NEW: Special counsel has examined episodes involving Michael Cohen, Trump’s longtime lawyer https://t.co/RQPQ3MGB6K

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) March 6, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 20:54 (six years ago) link

Then of course

Trump says tariffs will be done in a "loving, loving way"

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) March 6, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 20:56 (six years ago) link

Trump can go love himself, if you know what I mean.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 21:04 (six years ago) link

Sam Nunberg is the last straw. I'm not learning anyone else's name from this administration. I only had to learn nine names for the whole Wu Tang Clan and they've been around since '93.

— Matt Fernandez (@FattMernandez) March 6, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 21:10 (six years ago) link

Trump referred to Sweden -- which, if it were a US state, would be the 3rd largest by land area and 7th largest by population -- as "small but sharp."

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 21:23 (six years ago) link

haha xp i kind of had the same reaction, "i'm not going to invest any more time learning about these assholes." call me when it's the turn for trump himself, pence, kush, or don jr

marcos, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 21:27 (six years ago) link

who's the scumbag sneak dissin cappadonna?

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 21:30 (six years ago) link

tbf Sweden is awful, and would only be half as big if it wasn't for their dishonorable behaviour in the Scania wars.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 21:39 (six years ago) link

the SWE/DEN beef is one of earth's more localised and charming affairs

imago, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 21:41 (six years ago) link

am I going to have to post that Kingdom gif again

imago, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 21:41 (six years ago) link

sweden should annex denmark and call it swedenmark

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 21:54 (six years ago) link

it will be all the same to the rest of the world who can't discern any of their minute cultural differences

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 21:54 (six years ago) link

M@tt, he anticipated your response

Cappadonna was not an original member you vultures!!

— Matt Fernandez (@FattMernandez) March 6, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 21:56 (six years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cappadonna

Cappadonna (also known as Cappachino) was known to the future members of the Wu-Tang Clan, and had been U-God's mentor.[3] However, Cappadonna went to prison and was replaced in the group by Method Man.[4]

the plot thickens

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 21:57 (six years ago) link

yeah he's a fuckin idiot cappa was original, that's fuckin #facts

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 22:04 (six years ago) link

lex was right, ban comedy

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 22:05 (six years ago) link

SCOOP: Gary Cohn resigns https://t.co/x4zPzVN8iO

— Kate Kelly (@katekelly) March 6, 2018

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 22:31 (six years ago) link

Gary Cohen out.

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 22:33 (six years ago) link

ha whoops

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 22:33 (six years ago) link

still doing mets broadcasts iirc

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 22:34 (six years ago) link

Ralph Kiner a name getting knocked around

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 22:36 (six years ago) link

Gary has been my chief economic adviser and did a superb job in driving our agenda, helping to deliver historic tax cuts and reforms and unleashing the American economy once again,” Mr. Trump said in a statement to The New York Times. “He is a rare talent, and I thank him for his dedicated service to the American people.”

yes, he certainly has

which worked out for everyone since that was his job

Nazis, sure, but those tariffs, lemme tell ya.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 22:38 (six years ago) link

hey you can't make a tough stand on everything

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GZpMJeynBeg/hqdefault.jpg

"If it's me and your granny on bongos, it's the executive branch."

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 22:48 (six years ago) link

(Gary Cohen the Simon Wolstencroft of this outfit imo)

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 22:50 (six years ago) link

Nazis, sure, but those tariffs, lemme tell ya.

Came here to quip almost exactly that.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 22:55 (six years ago) link

this is probably a good time to remind everyone that cappadonna's verse on winter warz is probably the best wu rapping of all time

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 23:30 (six years ago) link

Supposedly Trump met with John Bolton at the White House today.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 23:31 (six years ago) link

Winter Whiskerz

I'm not meltdown. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 23:32 (six years ago) link

A friend of mine did sound for a Cappadonna club date here. He went on really late then started yelling for the sound to be turned up. He kept demanding more volume - "turn that shit up!" - but my friend didn't touch anything until Cappadonna eventually just nodded and said, "yeah, now *that's* what I'm fucking talking about!" And then he did his set.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 23:33 (six years ago) link

Re: Bolton, I love these back bench last picked clowns who just hang around until there's no one left.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 23:33 (six years ago) link

Oh my.

I asked Carter Page today if he'd heard from FBI or congressional investigators since the Nunes memo came out.

His reply: pic.twitter.com/fLFEvS0ORG

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) March 6, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 23:36 (six years ago) link

but my friend didn't touch anything until Cappadonna eventually just nodded and said, "yeah, now *that's* what I'm fucking talking about!" And then he did his set.

Haha

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 23:39 (six years ago) link

i can't rule on cappadonna's status but "only nine names" for the wu-tang clan is clearly wrong

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 23:42 (six years ago) link

that covers like any two of them

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 23:43 (six years ago) link

Here's some fun. A little more esoteric but all sorts of interesting names crop up in this story:

Big Times scoop here: Adviser to Emirates With Ties to Trump Aides Is Cooperating With Special Counsel https://t.co/hODO1cMts6 pic.twitter.com/S5FbYLo2tL

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) March 7, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 00:15 (six years ago) link

Carter Page isn't mad at all actually he's laughing

gbx, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 00:34 (six years ago) link

Full day, full day...

BREAKING: Stormy Daniels sues Donald Trump, says "hush agreement" invalid because he never signed. pic.twitter.com/bEAwCsHRut

— NBC News (@NBCNews) March 7, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 01:04 (six years ago) link

mes quote made me actually lol on train thx

Hunt3r, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 01:07 (six years ago) link

xpost sues for what?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 01:10 (six years ago) link

to nullify the hush agreement

Earlier today, we filed this complaint seeking a ct order voiding the alleged “hush” agreement between our client S. Clifford aka Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump. https://t.co/upa9u10MqR

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) March 7, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 01:22 (six years ago) link

Ah, so not for money, to void a contract.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 01:23 (six years ago) link

Ah, so not for money, to void a contract.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 01:23 (six years ago) link

Is anyone selling “Free Stormy” shirts yet?

BTW you really should dig into that Emirates advisor story I linked a few posts back. Dude's name first came up last week and now it's a little more clear as to what's going on.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 01:51 (six years ago) link

dlh otm

just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 02:06 (six years ago) link

tho tbh these threads have surpassed Morbs in handing out Wu-like alts for US politicians

just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 02:07 (six years ago) link

Washington (CNN)Republicans in Utah are working their way toward naming a highway after President Donald Trump in thanks of his decision to dramatically scale down national monuments in the state.

State Democrats, however, have another idea: naming a rampway after Stormy Daniels, the porn star who has alleged a decade-old sexual encounter with the President (Trump's personal attorney has denied the affair).

On Monday, a bill to rename Utah National Parks Highway to "Donald J. Trump Utah National Parks Highway" cleared a House committee 9-2.

The measure, introduced by GOP Rep. Mike Noel, is a nod to the President's scaling back of Bears Ears National Monument by about 85% and Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument to almost half its size. The shrinking of lands declared a national monument makes it easier to mine for coal and drill for oil.

In February, Noel faced a formal ethics complaint for failing to disclose land holdings near the Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument worth $1.2 million, the Salt Lake Tribune reported.

If the bill reaches the state Senate, Democratic Sen. Jim Dabakis told the Salt Lake Tribune he would propose an amendment to name a frontage road that runs alongside the National Parks Highway "Stormy Daniels rampway." Daniels is the adult film star who received $130,000 from Trump's personal lawyer after she claimed she had an affair with Trump.

Democrats, however, make up less than 20% of the Senate body, suggesting the amendment is a long shot.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 02:42 (six years ago) link

dumb

the late great, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 02:44 (six years ago) link

Dumb News!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 02:51 (six years ago) link

So if Trump does nothing, Stormy "wins," the NDA is voided, and she can sell her story. If Trump fights back, that means acknowledged the veracity of the NDA, which blows his cover. Right?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 02:53 (six years ago) link

I think it's been conclusively proved that dalliances with porn stars will never take Trump down so it's neither here nor there really

Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 03:02 (six years ago) link

Unless it all finally gets to Melania and she gets the hell out, but that's not going to happen either

Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 03:03 (six years ago) link

Isn't there an Eddie Murphy bit about Lincoln forgetting to sign the Emancipation Proclamation?

tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 03:28 (six years ago) link

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2110194/

Moo Vaughn, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 04:22 (six years ago) link

lmao

.@MickMulvaneyOMB's statement on the departure of Gary Cohn. pic.twitter.com/PgpOH6rcdE

— OMB Press (@OMBPress) March 6, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 04:29 (six years ago) link

One of the most awkward moments in CNN history. pic.twitter.com/TIKtMWeSPt

— Jimmy Traina (@JimmyTraina) March 7, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 04:39 (six years ago) link

Fucking Nazi asswipe gtfo with this “globalist” shit you know exactly what you’re doing you piece of dogshit

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 04:40 (six years ago) link

xps to mick mylvaney

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 04:40 (six years ago) link

Can you paraphrase that I can’t watch

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 04:41 (six years ago) link

NEVER THOUGHT ID MEet a rRWAL LIVE JEW WHERE ARE YOUR HORNS
-—micktopher mulvaney

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 04:41 (six years ago) link

xpost -- Think the world's worst comedian dying on stage -- then multiply that by a thousand.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 04:41 (six years ago) link

then divide by 20, and thats about how cringeworthy that was

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 05:07 (six years ago) link

...just to be clear, that means we're talking 50 times worst than the world's worst comedian dying on stage

and in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine♪♫ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 05:24 (six years ago) link

worse

and in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine♪♫ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 05:24 (six years ago) link

yes, i feel like that's the appropriate magnitude

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 05:33 (six years ago) link

i appreciate a really precise estimate with these things

and in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine♪♫ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 05:35 (six years ago) link

so now there are trump dick pics

and in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine♪♫ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 05:46 (six years ago) link

every picture of the president is a dick pic

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 06:04 (six years ago) link

a black mirror version of black mirror would have a president fucking a pig on live television and no one in the audience even really caring about it that much

and in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine♪♫ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 06:07 (six years ago) link

hes just fucking it like it is

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 06:57 (six years ago) link

Yes, Black Mirror now seems quaint and a little naïve. Excuse me while I go die real quick.

I'm not meltdown. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 13:14 (six years ago) link

Re: that crazy UAE/Trump/Nader/Prince stuff, ties into this from a while ago:

The NYT version of the Seychelles meeting adds new significance to this exchange during Erik Prince's congressional testimony.

He had insisted news accounts of the meeting were "fabricated" -- until he seemed to slip and acknowledge the existence of a transcript. pic.twitter.com/XVr3jhDhF8

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) March 7, 2018

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 15:20 (six years ago) link

lol what a dumbshit

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 15:39 (six years ago) link

I hate it when I lie ahead of myself

erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 15:46 (six years ago) link

idk maybe he's assuming there was 'FISA abuse' going on and texts were intercepted?

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 16:04 (six years ago) link

The texts that didn’t exist....

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 16:08 (six years ago) link

i can't even keep track of who these weird dumbass grifters are anymore

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 16:14 (six years ago) link

Prince is a big fish.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 16:16 (six years ago) link

Is this the Blackwater guy whose sister is Betsy Devos?

omar little, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 16:24 (six years ago) link

OK I knew about Prince and what a shitstain he is but I did NOT know that, somehow

Simon H., Wednesday, 7 March 2018 16:30 (six years ago) link

oh that's the best part of this whole disgusting mess

sleeve, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 16:34 (six years ago) link

"best"

sleeve, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 16:34 (six years ago) link

This reminds me of Bill Clinton’s “rich, soft wanting” only funnier. https://t.co/01Dkqz8vNN

— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) March 6, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 16:34 (six years ago) link

xp Prince is also the guy who met w/ Trump last year to propose a private intelligence agency at the service of the president

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 16:35 (six years ago) link

future Senator Erik Prince is going to awesome

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 16:36 (six years ago) link

Finally read the linked nyt piece on that Nader character and im tryna figure out his planning to visit mara lago in january and not envisioning an absolute swarm of fbi/mueller bees awaiting his deplaning.

Hunt3r, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 16:47 (six years ago) link

cant tell if mara lago is a good drag name or not

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 16:48 (six years ago) link

I can't figure out why he would fly to Washington to go to Mar-A-Lago.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link

Prince deserves to die in a lake of fire, don't get me wrong, but that transcript of conversation doesn't seem that damning to me? He could easily have been saying "What hypothetical official is supposedly reading this hypothetical transcript?"

Conic section rebellion 44 (in orbit), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 16:56 (six years ago) link

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/03/07/why-isnt-wall-street-freaking-out-about-trump-217228

as expected, it boils down to this:

If there is a unified field theory for why Trump’s highly unusual presidency doesn’t ruffle Wall Street, it’s this: Beyond all the noise and bluster, he’s mostly a standard-issue Republican. At the agency level, his appointees have championed fewer regulations on every conceivable industry, rolling back or postponing one Barack Obama-era restriction after another. Trump also signed a bill slashing the corporate tax rate nearly in half, fattening corporate profits, and unleashing dividend payments and stock buybacks, all of which help drive share prices higher.

&

Part of the reason markets don’t react much to the North Korea talk, the senior trader said, is that there is really no way to model what an actual conflict would look like, so people just assume it won’t happen. “How can you even analyze a nuclear war?” the senior trader said. “There was a chance a few weeks ago that we were going to enter a nuclear war, and markets didn’t react to that. … And yes, that is pretty crazy.”

and in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine♪♫ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 16:57 (six years ago) link

on one hand, several dozen of the world's major cities were obliterated in a nuclear war and are now mostly silent except for the occasional irradiated ghoul scavenging for food in the rubble

but on the other, i TOTALLY sold high just before all that happened! buy the dip!!

and in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine♪♫ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 17:03 (six years ago) link

Mara Large-O would work better

jamiesummerz, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 17:04 (six years ago) link

windfallout

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 17:04 (six years ago) link

i rescreened mystic pizza a while back and mar-a-lago is in it (via lifestyle of the rich & famous)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osIL3M7os_o

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 17:29 (six years ago) link

Mara Large-O would work better

― jamiesummerz, Wednesday, March 7, 2018 9:04 AM (fifty-six minutes ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzolCu-QLw0

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 18:06 (six years ago) link

should we have a "rolling labor unrest" thread or something? Oklahoma teachers strike is happening, Kentucky may follow

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-03-06/could-west-virginia-s-wildcat-teachers-strike-spread

Simon H., Wednesday, 7 March 2018 19:16 (six years ago) link

Kentucky is the one that would really blow my mind, kinda.

Also, this is probably completely coincidental, but 100s of thousands of Danish workers are probably going on strike next month, and I am wondering a bit if there are any parallels.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 19:25 (six years ago) link

Labor specific thread may not be a bad idea, curious what other people think. There’s too much news right now, stuff is easily getting buried.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 20:00 (six years ago) link

FWIW the most level-headed piece I've seen about the WVa strike comes from Sarah Jones at The Nation.

https://newrepublic.com/article/147307/cost-west-virginia-teachers-strike

Simon H., Wednesday, 7 March 2018 20:05 (six years ago) link

Paging marcos, let's you and me go to this: http://fox8.com/2018/03/07/porn-star-stormy-daniels-to-appear-in-cleveland/

NB: Good work, machine generated news stories: "The porn star claims she had a sex with Trump years ago."

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 20:19 (six years ago) link

haha phil

marcos, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 20:31 (six years ago) link

one (1) sex

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 20:32 (six years ago) link

The Prince stuff is old news to Abramson-readers.

He's been under investigation by the Justice Dept since 2016 btw.

Moo Vaughn, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 20:43 (six years ago) link

Abramson

noooooooope

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 21:13 (six years ago) link

Ah, the penny drops.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 21:29 (six years ago) link

say what?

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 21:31 (six years ago) link

Someone dropped a penny on Trump from the top of the Empire State.

Simon H., Wednesday, 7 March 2018 21:31 (six years ago) link

Gotta start somewhere.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 21:35 (six years ago) link

racial polarization in texas:
–state is 39% hispanic, 42% white non-hispanic
–115/181 lawmakers are currently Republican. next session there will be at max 2 hispanic Rs, possibly 1 or 0
–66/181 lawmakers are currently Democratic. five are white non-hispanic

— chris hooks (@cd_hooks) March 7, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 22:26 (six years ago) link

Convenient.

Hope Hicks told the House Intelligence Committee last week that one of her email accounts was hacked, @NBCNews reports: https://t.co/lbdOwgQbaz

— Jenna Johnson (@wpjenna) March 7, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 23:09 (six years ago) link

BUT HER EM... um, oh, wait.

Fwiw, hacking claims also attended the furors around Anthony Weiner, David Petraeus, and Mark Sanford.

tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 23:36 (six years ago) link

Odd fellow, this president.

NEW - via @nytmike and me, Mueller has learned of two instances where Trump spoke to witnesses about issues related to their appearances w investigators https://t.co/bo7pcLjkQE

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) March 7, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 23:52 (six years ago) link

In one episode, the president told an aide that the White House counsel, Donald F. McGahn II, should issue a statement denying a New York Times article in January. The article said Mr. McGahn told investigators that the president once asked him to fire the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III. Mr. McGahn never released a statement and later had to remind the president that he had indeed asked Mr. McGahn to see that Mr. Mueller was dismissed, the people said.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 23:53 (six years ago) link

Full story is even better:

Mr. Trump’s interactions with Mr. McGahn unfolded in the days after the Jan. 25 Times article, which said that Mr. McGahn threatened to quit last June after the president asked him to fire the special counsel. After the article was published, the White House staff secretary, Rob Porter, told Mr. McGahn that the president wanted him to release a statement saying that the story was not true, the people said.

Mr. Porter, who resigned last month amid a domestic abuse scandal, told Mr. McGahn the president had suggested he might “get rid of” Mr. McGahn if he chose not to challenge the article, the people briefed on the conversation said.

Mr. McGahn did not publicly deny the article, and the president later confronted him in the Oval Office in front of the White House chief of staff, John F. Kelly, according to the people.

The president said he had never ordered Mr. McGahn to fire the special counsel. Mr. McGahn replied that the president was wrong and that he had in fact asked Mr. McGahn in June to call the deputy attorney general, Rod J. Rosenstein, to tell him that the special counsel had a series of conflicts that disqualified him for overseeing the investigation and that he had to be dismissed. The president told Mr. McGahn that he did not remember the discussion that way.

Mr. Trump moved on, pointing out that Mr. McGahn had never told him that he was going to resign over the order to fire the special counsel. Mr. McGahn acknowledged that that was true but said that he had told senior White House officials at the time that he was going to quit.

It is not clear how the confrontation was resolved.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 23:55 (six years ago) link

i rescreened mystic pizza a while back and mar-a-lago is in it (via lifestyle of the rich & famous)

― It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, March 7, 2018 11:29 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I hope when this is all over that everyone can come together and agree to George Lucas the shit out of every cultural artifact that contains a non-pejorative mention or depiction of Trump. It's such a fucking bummer every time I hear his name in old tv shows and songs.

I'm not meltdown. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 March 2018 00:04 (six years ago) link

it's really disheartening and stressful when you're trying to unwind with some mindless 80s trash and Trump appears out of nowhere in some hitherto harmless idiom like some piece of unexploded cultural ordinance

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 8 March 2018 00:15 (six years ago) link

Yes this...huh?

President Trump’s lawyer secretly obtained a restraining order last week to prevent Stormy Daniels from speaking out about her alleged affair with Trump https://t.co/tvhljhVQEf

— NYT Politics (@nytpolitics) March 7, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 March 2018 00:15 (six years ago) link

does anyone even care about this (apart from melania)?

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 March 2018 00:23 (six years ago) link

Less than 2/3 of Texas' population is eligible to vote. Most of that is due to age, but even among the voting-age population, more than 15% is ineligible due to lack of citizenship or criminal status.

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 8 March 2018 00:25 (six years ago) link

does anyone even care about this (apart from melania)?

Whatever hemming and hawing the likes of Jerry Falwell Jr may do, there is a question of potential misuse of political funds depending on where the $130,000 ultimately came from.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 March 2018 00:32 (six years ago) link

also it shows how susceptible trump is to blackmail etc

maura, Thursday, 8 March 2018 00:35 (six years ago) link

i mean it was obvious to some of us for decades that he is a fuckin crook but others need more convincing

maura, Thursday, 8 March 2018 00:36 (six years ago) link

I'm amazed that Mueller's phalanx of attorneys can track of this. I imagine Mueller like James Mason in The Verdict, directing the teams.
"Okay, well, cancel all vacations, Smith. We're going to concentrate on obstruction of justice, hmm?"

https://youtu.be/S_o54V6y2bA?t=26m36s

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 March 2018 00:38 (six years ago) link

Well I think for him and his team it's the fact that new material -- criminal or not -- keeps *happening,* as evidenced by Trump's muddling the other month mentioned above. And at such a high amount and with a wide profile.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 March 2018 00:42 (six years ago) link

Busy Wednesday here:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/b6a5fb8c-224b-11e8-94da-ebf9d112159c_story.html?utm_term=.229ad2d5e183

This builds on the story the other day re the Seychelles, thus:

Special counsel Robert S. Mueller III has gathered evidence that a secret meeting in the Seychelles just before the inauguration of Donald Trump was an effort to establish a back-channel between the incoming administration and the Kremlin — apparently contradicting statements made to lawmakers by one of its participants, according to people familiar with the matter....

While Mueller is probing the circumstances of the Seychelles meeting, he is also more broadly examining apparent efforts by the Trump transition team to create a back-channel for secret talks between the new administration and the Kremlin. Mueller was appointed special counsel to investigate how Russia interfered in the 2016 election, whether any Americans assisted in such efforts, and any other related matters that arise in the course of his probe.

Investigators now suspect the Seychelles meeting may have been one of the first efforts to establish such a line of communications between the two governments, these people said. Nader’s account is considered key evidence — but not the only evidence — about what transpired in the Seychelles, according to people familiar with the matter.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 March 2018 00:50 (six years ago) link

Something new every day. Every. Single. Day. Almost damning, never exculpatory.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 March 2018 01:09 (six years ago) link

YOU'RE THE PUPPET!

I'm not meltdown. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 March 2018 01:17 (six years ago) link

i am ready for the part of the nightmare to be over

https://i.imgflip.com/iiwdr.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 March 2018 01:31 (six years ago) link

He stormy Daniels thing is important because it’s a criminal violation of campaign finance laws on its face.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 8 March 2018 01:35 (six years ago) link

Also, for all his lies there are still people who believe him, or think his accusers are the liars. In this case, if he denies the contract she is free to tell her story (or whatever she intends to do), which will prove his involvement, and if he fights to enforce it he therefore validates it, which also admits culpability. Then there is the campaign finance stuff. Then there is also the test case effect that if she sues and wins, or evinces either of the aforementioned results, that allows/emboldens all of his other accusers to follow the same legal path and call his bluff.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 March 2018 01:42 (six years ago) link

Or as someone purporting to be a lawyer observed online:

This agreement is not invalid simply because Trump didn't sign it. The terms are clear, and she was paid the money as contemplated by the agreement. The fact that Trump didn't sign it is irrelevant because it was signed by his agent.

However, and this is the good part, all Trump needs to do to soundly beat this lawsuit is adopt the contract. If his lawyer had Trump's authority to execute the agreement, then all Trump has to do is acknowledge and adopt the contract, and it is 100% binding.

Stormy Daniels' lawyer knows this. But they also know that politically Trump cannot acknowledge or adopt this contract. This is win-win-win for them. Either (1) Trump refuses to adopt the contract, in which case she gets out of it and gets to sell her story to the networks, (2) Trump adopts the contract, and that in itself is a news story, or (3) she gets more money from Trump to drop the suit.

Edit: A few people are correctly pointing out that another issue for Trump is that asserting the contract was for his benefit may also have implications for an FEC violation.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 March 2018 01:46 (six years ago) link

trump's crimes only seem to be crimes insofar as congress feels that they are, so it seems odd that paying off stormy is a bigger deal than kellyanne c. violating the hatch act or jared endlessly forgetting to list all of his creditors or various emolumental actions

besides, we all know that money is free speech

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 March 2018 01:52 (six years ago) link

The thing is, the Stormy stuff - that is state law, right? It has nothing to do with congress.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 March 2018 01:54 (six years ago) link

Some Republicans on the panel are dismissing the concerns that Prince may have lied to the committee about meeting with Nader.
"It's all bulls***," said Rep. Peter King, a New York Republican.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 March 2018 02:12 (six years ago) link

Well of course they're saying that, they're going to look like idiots if it turns out they glossed over something major. (Which is more likely than not, obv.)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 March 2018 02:49 (six years ago) link

Donald Trump, master negotiator. https://t.co/LqmPz22tno pic.twitter.com/KYtxMh2wBk

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) March 8, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 March 2018 02:50 (six years ago) link

I just wanted to point out what a garbage person Peter King is

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 March 2018 02:52 (six years ago) link

u otm tho

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 March 2018 02:52 (six years ago) link

More from the madhouse

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/07/us/politics/trump-white-house-advisers.html

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 March 2018 02:56 (six years ago) link

The thing is, the Stormy stuff - that is state law, right? It has nothing to do with congress.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, March 8, 2018 1:54 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

As caek has already suggested, no. The potential election law liability isn't the end of the story, either. It's evidence of a pattern of behavior involving extramarital sexual relations, legal arrangements to cover up same, and the potential for blackmail, all of which may relate to matters relevant to the special counsel investigation.

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 8 March 2018 03:21 (six years ago) link

(as Maura said as well, I see)

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 8 March 2018 03:23 (six years ago) link

The Master Negotiator digs are fun, but as already revealed in other areas, the real silver lining with this administration is that their cluelessness about or disinterest in following the rules makes it easier to stop or reverse many of their efforts.

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 8 March 2018 03:25 (six years ago) link

xpost Yeah, but if there are settlements, or defamation damages or any stuff like that, that is going through the state. I'm not talking about Trump getting impeached for paying off a porn star. I'm talking about his humiliation, or Cohen getting disbarred, or fun stuff like that.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 March 2018 03:38 (six years ago) link

It's evidence of a pattern of behavior involving extramarital sexual relations, legal arrangements to cover up same, and the potential for blackmail, all of which may relate to matters relevant to the special counsel investigation.

Much as one might want it to be different, none of this makes a dime's worth of difference. Extramarital affairs don't qualify to undo a national election and 'the will of the people', nor does paying off the 'correspondent' of the affair to be quiet about it. Unless it can be proved that Trump was successfully blackmailed into committing a high crime or misdemeanor, then the potential for blackmail is similarly unavailing.

All this stuff can do is damage his reputation, which, if his reputation was susceptible to damage, would have been a heap of shit after the pussy grabbing video.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 8 March 2018 05:07 (six years ago) link

I'm talking about his humiliation

I hear that Trump talks a big game, but that he's really a half-termer in the sack.

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 8 March 2018 05:32 (six years ago) link

Something I'd love to see a reporter ask Trump Org about:

1) Cohen formed EC LLC on Oct 17 2016
2) The contract provided for EC LLC to pay Stormy 30K by Oct 27 2016
3) Between Oct 17 & Oct 25, the Trump campaign made payments to Trump Org properties that add up to 29,999.72. pic.twitter.com/CMAxgl3Vn4

— Susan Simpson (@TheViewFromLL2) March 8, 2018

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 8 March 2018 05:44 (six years ago) link

28 cents off, fake news

Aimless, no, it won't persuade the deplorables, but John Edwards was brought down by his own Stormy Daniels.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 March 2018 11:18 (six years ago) link

Sometimes I think its pertinent to remember how few deplorables there actually are, and work on the rest who aren't beyond help

papa don't take no meth (stevie), Thursday, 8 March 2018 11:29 (six years ago) link

Nah

El Tomboto, Thursday, 8 March 2018 11:51 (six years ago) link

alternatively, the master negotiator in chief shaved $0.28 off payments to himself and the libs are TRIGGERED xxp

War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 March 2018 11:52 (six years ago) link

There's hiding in plain sight and then there's...

Erik Prince, under fresh scrutiny in the Russia probe over the Seychelles meeting, is hosting a fundraiser for .... none other than Rep. Dana Rohrabacher, perhaps the most Kremlin-friendly member of Congress. (via @rebeccagberg) https://t.co/tbeaYGJBdm

— Marshall Cohen (@MarshallCohen) March 8, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 March 2018 15:04 (six years ago) link

this is all rather byzantine to me but i'm not sure i understand the implication of susan simpson's post there--that money to daniels was being funneled from the campaign itself to her through trump org properties?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 8 March 2018 15:16 (six years ago) link

Attorney General Jeff Sessions told Fox News’ Shannon Bream Wednesday that he “will consider” naming a second special counsel to probe the FBI and Justice Department’s investigations into possible collusion between the 2016 Trump campaign and Russia.

“Well, I have great respect for Mr. Gowdy and Chairman Goodlatte, and we are going to consider seriously their recommendations,” Sessions told Bream in an interview that ran late Wednesday night. “I have appointed a person outside of Washington — many years at the Department of Justice — to look at all of the allegations that the House Judiciary Committee members sent to us and we are conducting that investigation.”

http://dailycaller.com/2018/03/07/sessions-considering-second-special-counsel/

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 March 2018 15:19 (six years ago) link

what is that, confuse-a-cat?

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 March 2018 15:20 (six years ago) link

fine, appoint a second counsel if it will shut them the fuck up. they're not going to find anything

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 March 2018 15:35 (six years ago) link

as long as that counsel isn't, like, Nevin Dunes

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 March 2018 15:36 (six years ago) link

They'll find HRC's missing emails that's what

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 March 2018 15:36 (six years ago) link

Pretty sure you can clearly see them here:

https://media.nbcbayarea.com/images/653*367/bigfootstillpatterson123.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 March 2018 15:39 (six years ago) link

Wait, this clears it up more:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4CcUMaoBnCk/maxresdefault.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 March 2018 15:40 (six years ago) link

Thanks for adding that arrow. I was scanning the image and initially couldn't find the big red circle

Evan, Thursday, 8 March 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link

that's Bill in costume hoping no one sees him burying envelopes.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 March 2018 15:43 (six years ago) link

its pertinent to remember how few deplorables there actually are

The 21% who consider Barack Obama the worst president since WWII is the bedrock of support. Trump could fuck Ivanka in the middle of 5th Avenue and support wouldn't drop further.

Quinnipiac U. poll, March 7, 2018

Free Stormy Daniels (Sanpaku), Thursday, 8 March 2018 16:38 (six years ago) link

Donald Trump is the worst of the 13 presidents who have served since the end of World War II, 41 percent of American voters say, followed by 21 percent who list Barack Obama and 10 percent who cite Richard Nixon, in a Quinnipiac University National Poll released today.

Looking at the best president since 1945, 28 percent say Ronald Reagan. Another 24 percent list Barack Obama, with 10 percent each for Bill Clinton and John Kennedy.

President Trump is fifth on the list, with 7 percent, the independent Quinnipiac (KWIN- uh-pe-ack) University Poll finds.

Trailing Trump are Dwight Eisenhower, with 4 percent; Harry Truman and Jimmy Carter with 3 percent each; Lyndon Johnson, with 2 percent, and Richard Nixon, George H. W. Bush and George W. Bush, all with 1 percent each. Gerald Ford scores less than 1 percent.

lol star power (JFK) and recency (poor LBJ and Ike)

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 March 2018 16:40 (six years ago) link

Ah, role models.

WaPo: Sr. career DHS official who served jail time for alleged assault that left his wife w/ 2 broken ribs & substantial bruising around her neck & chest, handles “high volume” of classified information in his role as an intelligence briefer. https://t.co/eMChKDUBWR @eliseviebeck

— Evan Rosenfeld (@Evan_Rosenfeld) March 8, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:00 (six years ago) link

btw as he just rambled about "protecting our country" with tariffs, Yam included McKinley in a list of great presidents.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:05 (six years ago) link

must have been the last portrait he passed

omar little, Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:18 (six years ago) link

gotta stop eating those portraits mr president

War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:38 (six years ago) link

speaking of "abolish ICE," ICE is detaining an arrested immigrant organizer friend.

they're asking the judge to refuse to allow her to post bond.

sign this letter, which will go to the judge considering whether or not to overrule ICE's request & grant her the bond for release.

https://action.mijente.net/petitions/release-immigrant-rights-activist-alejandra-pablos-from-detention

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:41 (six years ago) link

Here’s what we found: At least 187 Trump political appointees have been federal lobbyists, and despite President Trump’s campaign pledge to “drain the swamp,” many are now overseeing the industries they once lobbied on behalf of. We’ve also discovered ethics waivers that allow Trump staffers to work on subjects in which they have financial conflicts of interest. In addition, at least 254 appointees affiliated with Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign and at least 125 staffers from prominent conservative think tanks are now working in the federal government, many of whom are on teams to repeal Obama-era regulations.

Drilling down even further, at least 35 Trump political appointees worked for or consulted with groups affiliated with the the billionaire libertarian brothers Charles and David Koch, who also have a network of advocacy groups, nonprofits, private companies and political action committees. At least 25 Trump appointees came from the influential Heritage Foundation, a conservative think tank founded in 1973, and at least two came from Heritage Action, its related political nonprofit. Heritage says the Trump administration, in just its first year, has enacted nearly two-thirds of its 334 policy recommendations. We also found — for the first time — dozens of special-government employees, or SGEs, who work as paid consultants or experts for federal agencies while keeping their day jobs in the private sector.

https://www.propublica.org/article/what-we-found-in-trump-administration-drained-swamp-hundreds-of-ex-lobbyists-and-washington-dc-insiders

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:43 (six years ago) link

Donald Trump is the worst of the 13 presidents who have served since the end of World War II, 41 percent of American voters say, followed by 21 percent who list Barack Obama and 10 percent who cite Richard Nixon, in a Quinnipiac University National Poll released today.

George W Bush probably feels pretty proud about those numbers right now.

MarkoP, Thursday, 8 March 2018 18:24 (six years ago) link

speaking of gwb he and rove were always talking about how they were emulating mcckinley

btw as he just rambled about "protecting our country" with tariffs, Yam included McKinley in a list of great presidents.

― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, March 8, 2018 5:05 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 8 March 2018 18:40 (six years ago) link

I can think of a good way for Rove, Bush, and Trump to emulate McKinley

Simon H., Thursday, 8 March 2018 18:46 (six years ago) link

heard rove on npr the other day talking about how abolishing the electoral college would be an awful idea

Heez, Thursday, 8 March 2018 18:48 (six years ago) link

McKinley's on an lot of lists of good presidents (by which I mean "had goals and achieved them," not whether the goals hurt people); I'm still biased toward Gore Vidal's portrait of him as a grinning benign cardinal type who always got what he wanted.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 March 2018 18:50 (six years ago) link

God: I’m bored. What if Watergate and the Lewinsky scandal were happening at the same time but — get this — this time, everyone’s dumb as shit

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) March 8, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:20 (six years ago) link

Ha. otm.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:21 (six years ago) link

JUST IN: Federal judge sets July 10 trial date for Manafort on tax and bank fraud charges pic.twitter.com/Kc0tomu3Jd

— Reuters Politics (@ReutersPolitics) March 8, 2018

Three month countdown. All sorts of things could happen!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:32 (six years ago) link

(In almost assuredly unreleated news:

BREAKING: UK police update total number of people treated as a result of former Russian spy's poisoning to roughly 21.

— The Associated Press (@AP) March 8, 2018

No connection at all.)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:33 (six years ago) link

Truly someone enjoying his life choices.

Paul Manafort arrived at a federal court in Alexandria, Virginia today to shouts of "traitor" and "you're selling America out to the Russians."

Manafort pleaded not guilty to an 18-count indictment in the special counsel's Russia probe. https://t.co/EA2vgQoqVW pic.twitter.com/1Sbwpyzqql

— ABC News (@ABC) March 8, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:42 (six years ago) link

And separately, pfft.

As Trump finishes announcing that his tariffs plan will be "very flexible" and allow him to add and drop countries, Gen. Mattis (who argued for national security exemptions) and Wilbur Ross (who pushed new tariffs) clinked water glasses pic.twitter.com/lDLjsFIqQz

— Kevin Liptak (@Kevinliptakcnn) March 8, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:55 (six years ago) link

these motherfuckers

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 8 March 2018 20:00 (six years ago) link

well i'm glad these decrepit fossils have unlocked their pinnacle moment of joy

omar little, Thursday, 8 March 2018 20:08 (six years ago) link

is there audio? did anyone gasp or shout "you fuckers" at them?

how do we know they're drinking water

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 March 2018 20:16 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXyb_F7VwAAbG4g.jpg:small

there she is

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 March 2018 20:44 (six years ago) link

oh lord

maura, Thursday, 8 March 2018 20:46 (six years ago) link

needs to be deprived of moral hazard of ink so so much. did i type oxygen? i meant ink.

Hunt3r, Thursday, 8 March 2018 20:53 (six years ago) link

lmao

"Your father Herman is looking down on you," Trump tells a worker who gave brief remarks. "He's very proud."

"He's still alive," the worker says.

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) March 8, 2018

Simon H., Thursday, 8 March 2018 21:01 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8tzXFagaso

maura, Thursday, 8 March 2018 21:10 (six years ago) link

One fucking unreviewed study, christ

JoeStork, Thursday, 8 March 2018 21:11 (six years ago) link

I got Mad Online about that study yesterday because it was clearly going to serve no purpose other than to provide ammo for local officials who would rather let the junkies die. Of course McCardle doesn’t say we should stop distributing Narcan, she’s just promoting the idea that it’s not worthwhile.

Also, McCardle suggests that people who repeatedly OD should be involuntarily detained, I thought she was a libertarian.

JoeStork, Thursday, 8 March 2018 21:16 (six years ago) link

is this finally the move that gets the GOP pissed at Trump?

Flake threatening legislation to reverse the tariffs. yeah good luck buddy.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 March 2018 21:16 (six years ago) link

You can never assume that the results of one study, however well done, are correct. But these results look pretty robust.

citation needed

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 March 2018 21:17 (six years ago) link

makes sense. if it's bad for their portfolios, and/or the bottom lines of their donors – they will get the fuck off their asses.

xpost

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 8 March 2018 21:19 (six years ago) link

"Steel is steel. You don't have steel, you don't have a country."

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:08 (six years ago) link

Father of Parkland victim slams NRA videos:

"If this was put out by a terrorist organization, we would be raising the terror threat level in this country. Why are we letting this lobby have anything to do with DC? I don't understand it!" https://t.co/voYy9BhnvV pic.twitter.com/6fXW7qxVJx

— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) March 7, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:09 (six years ago) link

And the much lighter note:

MEET THE ROCKET DOCKET: Manafort faces July trial in VA, ahead of DC trial set for Sept. Manafort's atty said he was envisioning a Nov. trial in VA. Judge retorted: 'U need to go back to the optometrist.' https://t.co/K9z15iI5yv

— Josh Gerstein (@joshgerstein) March 8, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:16 (six years ago) link

I'm imagining the judge typing it into their phone and holding it up to Manafort's lawyer's face

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:18 (six years ago) link

I thought of this immediately:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPAY2LsKVEw

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:19 (six years ago) link

Key influence on US Steel policy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz2DknROaI8

earlnash, Thursday, 8 March 2018 23:37 (six years ago) link

is there audio? did anyone gasp or shout "you fuckers" at them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VrvhUU7Kok

Number None, Friday, 9 March 2018 00:33 (six years ago) link

so trump has agreed to meet kim jong un, "by May".

South Korea’s national security adviser, Chung Eui-yong (pictured above), said from the White House lawn Thursday that he had delivered a message to President Donald Trump, from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un: Kim, Chung said, was “committed to denuclearization” and would like to meet the President.

Trump, Chung said after meeting with him, had agreed to meet Kim “by May.”

“I told President Trump that in our meeting, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un said he’s committed to denuclearization,” Chung said. “Kim pledged that North Korea will refrain from any further nuclear or missile tests.”

Chung continued: “He understands that the routine joint military exercises between the Republic of Korea and the United States must continue. And he expressed his eagerness to meet President Trump as soon as possible.”

forgive me if i'm pessimistic about this, but if you were kim jong un, wouldn't you have all the motivation to antagonize trump during the meeting and aggressively raise north korea's demands? that way, either a) trump capitulates because he wants to be seen as a dealmaker, or b) denuclearization negotiations break down, with everyone freaking out about a possible military reaction from trump?

i guess the other possibility is for north korea to agree to a deal of some sort, and then do something to nullify it a month later (again).

i am seriously sort of already frightened for my life. might be a good weekend to go camping in the middle of nowhere.

North Korea has been seeking a summit with an American president for more than twenty years. It has literally been a top foreign policy goal of Pyongyang since Kim Jong Il invited Bill Clinton. (1/3)

— Jeffrey Lewis (@ArmsControlWonk) March 9, 2018

Simon H., Friday, 9 March 2018 01:47 (six years ago) link

or trump could finally do something right?

the late great, Friday, 9 March 2018 01:49 (six years ago) link

i do think that's a possibility too! but i get uneasy rolling the dice when there's a 20% chance of complete disaster unfolding

and i don't know how any sort of negotiation involving trump himself can be called anything but rolling the dice on this. he is legendarily dumb, brash, impulsive.

I am 100% in favor of a summit that benefits north korea that doesn't end in a nuclear holocaust for anybody

Simon H., Friday, 9 March 2018 01:55 (six years ago) link

a holocaust would suck imo

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 9 March 2018 02:06 (six years ago) link

http://youtu.be/X_gwnFSFzv0

the late great, Friday, 9 March 2018 02:15 (six years ago) link

Our guy is probably going to get a polonium milkshake

nuclear warfare means Liverpool won't win the Premiership

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 March 2018 02:46 (six years ago) link

reminds me of the summit between Rufus T Firefly and Ambassador Trentino

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2018 03:55 (six years ago) link

remember that kim jong un’s brother was assassinated when two escorts one of whom was a woman in a shirt saying LOL smeared a substance containing vx on his face

maura, Friday, 9 March 2018 08:29 (six years ago) link

remember that kim jong un’s brother was assassinated when two escorts one of whom was a woman in a shirt saying LOL smeared a substance containing vx on his face

the really incredible part is that we aren't just constantly talking about this

Simon H., Friday, 9 March 2018 13:44 (six years ago) link

remember tho that the world ended on december 21 2012 and we've all been living in a simulation controlled by extremely bad satirists ever since, there's been a lot to talk about

wonder how the_donald is taking the whole "blame video games" thing

frogbs, Friday, 9 March 2018 16:43 (six years ago) link

video games are very bad bc they promote guns, which by the way are very good

— KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) March 9, 2018

Simon H., Friday, 9 March 2018 16:48 (six years ago) link

oof

a gem from the replies

True fact: SWAT teams have stopped more Twitch streams than school shootings.

— Michael Kelley (@mike_kelley) March 9, 2018

and i don't know how any sort of negotiation involving trump himself can be called anything but rolling the dice on this. he is legendarily dumb, brash, impulsive.

― and in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine♪♫ (Karl Malone), Thursday, March 8, 2018 5:54 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

btw regarding this, Trump is all of those things but i also think he gets extremely cowed by a lot of people in certain ways, or he's at least extremely willing to go along with their ideas. i assume California will be "East Korea" before summer.

omar little, Friday, 9 March 2018 16:52 (six years ago) link

'don't believe what the fake news media tells you, folks, juche is very good'

after being +1 on Rasmussen around a week ago, he's back to -10 there now.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 March 2018 17:09 (six years ago) link

'don't believe what the fake news media tells you, folks, juche is very good'

And look, he was able to do that. I think it's great. Maybe we'll have to give that a shot someday.

had (crüt), Friday, 9 March 2018 17:12 (six years ago) link

EXCLUSIVE: Trump lawyer Michael Cohn used Trump Org. email address while arranging deal with adult film star Stormy Daniels pic.twitter.com/0ksd4ph7BA

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) March 9, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 March 2018 17:30 (six years ago) link

EXCLUSIVE: Trump lawyer Michael Cohn paid Stormy Daniels in bills which were each individually signed by Donald Trump.

Wine Ape (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 March 2018 17:41 (six years ago) link

There's probably a bulging file in Trump's desk with 'DIRTY DEALS AND CROOKED PLANS' scrawled across the front of it.

Wine Ape (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 March 2018 17:42 (six years ago) link

Was listening to an exchange between an MSNBC person and stormys lawyer. Made the really good observation that stormy has her lawyer. And Trump's lawyer now has a lawyer. But there's really no client that Trump's lawyer was representing. It's a phantom client. Michael Cohen is pursuing all the stuff, and threatening to sue, and trying to push arbitration, to the benefit of a party as yet unnamed. I wonder who it could be?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 March 2018 17:55 (six years ago) link

I wonder if North Korea is in a sense just curious to see this freak show up close in person. Kind of like, okay, we've hung with Dennis Rodman, who else is on the list. Trump? Yeah what a weirdo, let's hang with him and see how it goes.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 March 2018 17:56 (six years ago) link

Maybe eventually they'll invite everyone who's ever shown up to a Comedy Central Roast.

Evan, Friday, 9 March 2018 18:29 (six years ago) link

Some Republican senator, Dean Heller, is claiming that Anthony Kennedy will retire this summer.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 9 March 2018 18:40 (six years ago) link

don't worry Tony, it's only the nation's fate

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 March 2018 18:43 (six years ago) link

ok maybe Pence otm re: Roe v Wade running out of time

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 March 2018 18:43 (six years ago) link

President Trump has already stated publicly that this is a negotiation, a meeting to achieve denuclearization. No one from North Korea has said that. Trump has said that. It is highly unlikely that North Korea will ever agree to that. That sets up high odds of embarrassment and disappointment. Given that President has shown very little inclination to be briefed or take advice, the odds are even greater. So will Trump agree to things he shouldn’t? Will he feel humiliated and react belligerently? It’s a highly unpredictable encounter with an inexperienced and petulant President who will reject almost all counsel. It sounds like North Korea has gotten a really big thing in exchange for very little and has no real incentive to do more than meet, bask, say generic things and not agree to anything. Trump looks like he’s getting played big time. I suspect we will learn that he didn’t consult with any advisors before agreeing to meet.

What does this all mean? As Churchill said, jaw, jaw, jaw is better than war, war, war. We have been on an extremely dangerous trajectory. There are no good solutions. There are probably no realistic paths to North Korea ceasing to be a nuclear power. But you could perhaps find agreements to limit the scope and reach of the nuclear and missile programs in place (perhaps even scale it back) with some mix of normalization and aid. But we start with an opening gambit in which Trump seems to be stumbling into something of a trap and being guided by his self-importance and vanity rather than any realistic appraisal of the situation.

Despite it being better than the alternative it’s starting in the worst way.


https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/thoughts-on-the-trump-kim-summit

President Trump has already stated publicly that this is a negotiation, a meeting to achieve denuclearization. No one from North Korea has said that.

although fwiw,according to South Korea's NSA, North Korea DID say something like that:

South Korea’s national security adviser, Chung Eui-yong (pictured above), said from the White House lawn Thursday that he had delivered a message to President Donald Trump, from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un: Kim, Chung said, was “committed to denuclearization” and would like to meet the President. Trump, Chung said after meeting with him, had agreed to meet Kim “by May.”

“I told President Trump that in our meeting, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un said he’s committed to denuclearization,” Chung said. “Kim pledged that North Korea will refrain from any further nuclear or missile tests.”

but yeah, the likelihood of them backing down from obtaining a nuclear weapon now is about 0.0000001%, regardless of what they're saying. seems like everyone is getting played here.

christ this man is so fucking dumb

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/03/trump-is-going-for-a-clean-reset

According to five Republicans close to the White House, Trump has diagnosed the problem as having the wrong team around him and is looking to replace his senior staff in the coming weeks. “Trump is going for a clean reset, but he needs to do it in a way that’s systemic so it doesn’t look like it’s chaos,” one Republican said.

They’ve counseled him to return to his 2016 campaign message. Another source said Trump has felt newfound validation after a CPAC straw poll last month showed him with a 93 percent approval rating. “He felt the crowd desiring more,” a Republican close to the White House said.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 9 March 2018 19:29 (six years ago) link

wait josh marshall has a hot take that relies on a reading of facts that's 180 degrees at odds with published statements? well hose me down and sell me to the mob

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 March 2018 19:30 (six years ago) link

Another source said Trump has felt newfound validation after a CPAC straw poll last month showed him with a 93 percent approval rating.

...he went to wharton, did very well there, very good school....

Are they at odds? Marshall is arguably correct that "no one from North Korea has said" that (publicly). Rather, South Koreans have reported that North Koreans said so (privately). Am I calling the South Koreans liars? No, it's a bit more subtle than that - they may have shaded what was said in a fashion that makes repetition of a longstanding position sound like something new. Why would they do that? Because they would prefer not to have Trump start an idiotic war on their border. Why would the North Koreans fail to correct them? Because the South Korean mischaracterization helps enable them to get what they want - an image-fluffing toadyist visit from the leader of the free world, who they can then promptly tell to gfh by being more precise. Whether they will do so remains to be seen, but I'd say that the hopeful readings of this might be hotter takes than more 'realist' ones.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/global-opinions/wp/2018/03/08/north-korea-and-south-korea-snooker-trump/

Moo Vaughn, Friday, 9 March 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link

Trump, Chung said after meeting with him, had agreed to meet Kim “by May.”

My hot takes:

  • My hunch is that Kim is only playing at a willingness to denuclearize, so as to gain time to get his ICBM program up to the mark. Once he can prove he has nukes mounted on missiles that can reliably land in North America, all this nonsense about a "bloody nose strategy" will disappear and DPRK will be extremely secure from invasion or interference.
  • This move was diplomatically very smart. It puts pressure on the administration to confirm or deny the timeline DPRK has announced and obligates them to pursue a policy of negotiations, which they've already publically embraced. DPRK has never been shy about breaking off negotiations that have begun, or spinning them out for their own purposes.
We've been playing from a weak hand on this front for decades, pretending we can dictate or influence DPRK to our chosen ends, short of reopening the Korean War. These are just the final moves before DPRK has achieved the perfect stalemate they've always wanted. Talk about playing the "long game", these guys have it down pat.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 9 March 2018 20:05 (six years ago) link

I love how they think they have the cards

NEWS: Trump’s legal team may tell Mueller he can interview the president if, among other considerations, he agrees to a timeline for ending the Trump-related portion of the Russia probe—for example, 60 days from the date of the interview. W/@PeterWSJ https://t.co/oW1LoFuP2D

— Rebecca Ballhaus (@rebeccaballhaus) March 9, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 March 2018 20:14 (six years ago) link

lol

marcos, Friday, 9 March 2018 20:14 (six years ago) link

so not gonna happen tbh

ian, Friday, 9 March 2018 20:15 (six years ago) link

president deals, you magnificent bastard

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 9 March 2018 20:17 (six years ago) link

he needs to do it in a way that’s systemic so it doesn’t look like it’s chaos

Wait I thought chaos was a feature not a bug...

I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 9 March 2018 20:45 (six years ago) link

"gfh" = go.. fuck a hog?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 March 2018 20:49 (six years ago) link

but point taken Moo

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 March 2018 20:50 (six years ago) link

Speaking about a series of recently lost policy fights — on gun reform, the tax bill, the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program, and more — Warren told the annual gathering of progressive elected officials and advocates, “Just this week we lost the first round in the battle of a bad banking bill — a bill that would take the reins off of Wall Street’s most reckless actors and put as greater risk of another financial crisis. When I saw a handful of my Democratic colleagues vote for it, it felt like a stab in the heart. Not for me, but for all the homeowners who were cheated and all the taxpayers who bailed out those banks. That is wrong.”

While she was angry at Wall Street, she said, she felt most betrayed by her own colleagues. “It is so hard to fight against all the money and all the lobbying. It is so hard to fight when we fight and lose. It’s worse when some of our teammates don’t even show up for the fight,” she said.

While she started off with a nod to teachers mobilizing in West Virginia and Oklahoma, Warren spent most of her address describing how she got involved in politics — interviewing people experiencing bankruptcy for her first book, “As We Forgive Our Debtors: Bankruptcy and Consumer Credit in America,” released in 1989. What Warren learned through that process, she said, was that “this isn’t a story about economics. This is a story about power: about who has it and who doesn’t. In this relationship between lender and borrower, the lender has the power.”

https://theintercept.com/2018/03/09/elizabeth-warren-wall-street-bank-deregulation-bill/

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2018 20:53 (six years ago) link

“that, in the last week, Trump has confused North Korea with the other, extremely different South Korea, and demanded a laughably tiny $1 billion trade concession from China when he was supposed to demand $100 billion. ”

Outstanding

What a difference four days and an intervention makes.

A stone-faced Sam Nunberg leaves his grand jury testimony and refuses to answer questions, shakes his head when asked for comment. He escapes to a waiting white car, which zooms away

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) March 9, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 March 2018 21:56 (six years ago) link

“that, in the last week, Trump has confused North Korea with the other, extremely different South Korea, and demanded a laughably tiny $1 billion trade concession from China when he was supposed to demand $100 billion. ”

Outstanding

― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, March 9, 2018 4:51 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Literally word for word except in billions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKKHSAE1gIs

Evan, Friday, 9 March 2018 22:00 (six years ago) link

Has anyone actually asked him *why* he paid $130K to Stormy?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 March 2018 23:06 (six years ago) link

Michael Avenatti, who provided the emails to ABC News, alleges that the use of Cohen’s Trump.org email further supports his position that Trump was aware of the payment to Daniels whose legal name is Stephanie Clifford.

"We're one step closer to demonstrating that the assertion by Cohen and the White House that President Trump knew nothing about this is ridiculous," Avenatti told ABC News’ Tom Llamas on Friday.

Cohen dismissed these allegations.

“Mr. Avenatti has clearly allowed his 15 minutes of fame to affect his ludicrous conclusions. The earth-shattering uncovered email between myself and the bank corroborates all my previous statements; which is I transferred money from one account at that bank into my LLC and then wired said funds to Ms. Clifford’s attorney in Beverly Hills, California. How Mr. Avenatti or the media at large believes this to be ‘breaking news’ is a mystery to me,” Cohen told ABC News.

When asked where the $130,000 sent to Daniels’ attorney came from, Cohen told ABC News “the funds were taken from my home equity line and transferred internally to my LLC account in the same bank.”

"I think this document seriously calls into question the prior representation of Mr. Cohen and the White House relating to the source of the monies paid to Ms. Clifford in an effort to silence her," Avenatti told NBC News, which first reported the use of the email. "We smell smoke."

When asked about this statement, Cohen responded: " “He should either evacuate the room he’s standing in or immediately seek the attention of an ENT doctor.”

omar little, Friday, 9 March 2018 23:16 (six years ago) link

I think the legal argument for Stormy is how can someone be a party to an agreement that they know nothing about?

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 10 March 2018 00:37 (six years ago) link

this guy cohen's a real philanthropist huh?

reminds me of when Eddie Murphy "gave a lift" to that hooker. just doing a solid.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 10 March 2018 00:47 (six years ago) link

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/one-night-with-stormy-daniels-the-hero-america-needs-w517692

"It was just weird to me, because I remember being on set years ago and we would hear him calling all the time – it was like a joke," Paige says. "She would put him on speakerphone and walk away and he'd still be talking." At the time, no one thought much about it, she says, because there wasn't much to it.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 10 March 2018 02:05 (six years ago) link

shockingly, it looks like mueller did not accept trump's deal to interview in exchange for closing the investigation within 60 days

President Trump is in discussions with a veteran Washington lawyer who represented Bill Clinton during the impeachment process about joining the White House to help deal with the special counsel inquiry, according to four people familiar with the matter.

The lawyer, Emmet T. Flood, met with Mr. Trump in the Oval Office this past week to discuss the possibility, according to the people. No final decision has been made, according to two of the people.

Should Mr. Flood come on board, the two people said, his main duties would be a day-to-day role helping the president navigate his dealings with the Justice Department.

Two people close to the president said that the overture to Mr. Flood did not indicate any new concerns about the inquiry. Still, it appears, at the least, to be an acknowledgment that the investigation is unlikely to end anytime soon.


https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/10/us/politics/trump-mueller-flood.html

and in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine♪♫ (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 March 2018 21:21 (six years ago) link

looks like steve is making friends overseas

Marine Le Pen applauds Steve Bannon after his speech in front of the National Front’s party congress in Lille (screenshot) pic.twitter.com/pSugaQnh4b

— Mathieu von Rohr (@mathieuvonrohr) March 10, 2018

bannon dressing up for the classy audience

droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 11 March 2018 00:40 (six years ago) link

lol what a shithead

they certainly deserve each other

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 March 2018 00:41 (six years ago) link

I know a former journalism prof who looked like Le Pen

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 11 March 2018 00:45 (six years ago) link

Bannon jumping in Jerry Lewis' gallo-grave as unappreciated, multi-shirted crank

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 11 March 2018 00:52 (six years ago) link

funny clothes/liver but this is what he was saying

Bannon just told the crowd to let people call them racists. "Wear it as a badge of honor...because every day we get stronger, and they get weaker."

— Sarah Parnass (@WordsOfSarah) March 10, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 11 March 2018 01:39 (six years ago) link

https://apnews.com/350053edb0a34f3482f2b2f6022284be/The-Latest:-Trump-says-2020-slogan-is-'Keep-America-great!

President Donald Trump says he’s decided on a slogan for his 2020 re-election campaign.

Trump says if he runs again — which is “almost positive” — that he can’t use his “Make America Great Again” tag line. That’s because he’ll already have spent years in office.

Trump says his new slogan will be “Keep America great!” with an exclamation point.

lol

j., Sunday, 11 March 2018 01:54 (six years ago) link

dang mission accomplished already

droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 11 March 2018 01:58 (six years ago) link

I doubted his abilities but I guess that's egg on my face.

Ape Wipes (Old Lunch), Sunday, 11 March 2018 02:06 (six years ago) link

KAG!!!!!!!

startled macropod (MatthewK), Sunday, 11 March 2018 02:12 (six years ago) link

#catswithfurballsforTrump

startled macropod (MatthewK), Sunday, 11 March 2018 02:13 (six years ago) link

Bannon confuses me. He talks to the FN in favor of French identitiarianism...which has what to do with American identitarianism?

The best I can tell is that he wants to de-globalize the world so that he & his cronies can loot the USA without global eyes paying attention.

droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 11 March 2018 02:19 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/9sL7j0G.png

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 11 March 2018 02:38 (six years ago) link

Apparently the president is off script and went after "sleepy-eyed Chuck Todd" and called him "a son of a bitch."

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 11 March 2018 02:50 (six years ago) link

I think I may be stepping on DC's point, but we shouldn't rule out the possibility that this enormous racist doesn't like non-white people and sees their persecution as a positive goal independent of other concerns.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 11 March 2018 09:56 (six years ago) link

Some mild but potentially telling hilarity -- Trump venting this morning re: that Emmet Flood story, calling it false, etc; Haberman openly mocking the responses on Twitter, noting it's been widely confirmed, then adding this could just simply mean Flood turned him down. And if so and even he thinks it's a bad idea to get involved, then...

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 11 March 2018 14:22 (six years ago) link

'make america greater', shurely - 'keep america great' suggests stasis dunnit?

he also suggested that the administration might just coast for the next two years because they've done so much winning already, so

just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Monday, 12 March 2018 09:10 (six years ago) link

"Let's not make America too great" has a nice ring to it.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 12 March 2018 12:30 (six years ago) link

Apparently the president is off script and went after "sleepy-eyed Chuck Todd" and called him "a son of a bitch."

surely he's just trying to start a fiddling contest

President Keyes, Monday, 12 March 2018 14:00 (six years ago) link

the NYT danced around what he called Maxine Waters; I can't find anything but "a very low IQ individual"

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 March 2018 14:46 (six years ago) link

Disappointed that the Astros met w/Trump today.

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 12 March 2018 16:49 (six years ago) link

did he deport any of them?

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 March 2018 16:50 (six years ago) link

i am so glad that trump doesn't seem to care about baseball whatsoever

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 March 2018 16:52 (six years ago) link

would be nice of Carlos Beltran and Carlos Correa hand delivered a personal 'fuck you' from the people of Puerto Rico

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 12 March 2018 16:55 (six years ago) link

is the thought that Trump might have said something more racially disparaging and the press isn't widely reporting it? all I heard was "low IQ individual" as well, which is not much less offensive granted

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 March 2018 16:56 (six years ago) link

nothing but respect for my MVP pic.twitter.com/3JyaaOA6nD

— Hannah Keyser (@HannahRKeyser) March 12, 2018

mookieproof, Monday, 12 March 2018 16:59 (six years ago) link

i can't recall the NYT's Aunt Tillie verbiage, it's hard to interpret their squeamishness

xp

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 March 2018 17:04 (six years ago) link

you don't often get the actual ideology of "objective, neutral" reporters so directly. they worship power, that's it https://t.co/SzdysWNpQO

— ryan cooper (@ryanlcooper) March 12, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 March 2018 17:10 (six years ago) link

I am just amazed at how well Daniels and her lawyer have finessed all this.

NEW: Stormy Daniels says she will pay back 30,000 to be able to talk about President Trump, and disclose any text messages, photos or video she may have. https://t.co/CpEpdHVsbk

— NBC News (@NBCNews) March 12, 2018

Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 March 2018 17:37 (six years ago) link

she's savvy like J

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 March 2018 17:38 (six years ago) link

ean Harlow

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 March 2018 17:38 (six years ago) link

This is the America we deserve.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 12 March 2018 17:44 (six years ago) link

so it appears CNN is running with "DeVos looked like a dumbass on 60 Minutes". there was a teaser anyway.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 March 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link

this part was especially damning

60 minutes: have you seen the really bad schools? maybe try to figure out what they're doing?
rich unqualified asshole: i have not intentionally visited schools that are underperforming.
60 minutes: maybe you should!
rich unqualified asshole: maybe i should! yes.

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 March 2018 18:06 (six years ago) link

just don't be smug about betsy devos and her vast inheritance

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/03/is-liberal-smugness-to-blame-for-our-political-climate.html

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 12 March 2018 18:08 (six years ago) link

http://ew.com/tv/2018/01/18/colbert-trump-forbes-spanking/

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 12 March 2018 20:56 (six years ago) link

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/3/8/1747433/-New-details-about-Trump-s-visit-to-a-raunchy-Vegas-club-provide-hints-the-pee-pee-tape-might-be-real

my biggest question surrounding this is how at least 3 people at daily kos (assuming the writer, editor, and illustrator are three different people) all agreed to use the words "pee pee"

but yeah, it'll be interesting to see how much people on the right care about this. if they care enough to actually not vote for him, i mean. after the access hollywood experience i no longer trust myself to know how conservatives feel about this stuff.

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 March 2018 21:05 (six years ago) link

it'll be interesting to see how much people on the right care about this.

somewhere between "don't care at all" and "hell yeah, raw dogging porn stars is awesome, I wish I had his life"

frogbs, Monday, 12 March 2018 21:10 (six years ago) link

yeah it's not interesting at all

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 March 2018 21:13 (six years ago) link

no offense, Karl! We know how they (won't) respond.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 March 2018 21:13 (six years ago) link

There was the instance in September when Trump told a crowd in Florida, “Melania really wanted to be with us,” as the first lady stood at his side.

lol, how did I forget about this

frogbs, Monday, 12 March 2018 21:13 (six years ago) link

President Trump has spoken twice in recent days with longtime CNBC commentator Larry Kudlow about succeeding Gary Cohn as the White House’s top economic adviser, according to three people familiar with the discussions who were not authorized to speak publicly.

— Robert Costa (@costareports) March 12, 2018

That's exactly what this White House needs - more frothing-at-the-mouth cokeheads.

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 12 March 2018 22:22 (six years ago) link

I still don't get how that's going to work, Kudlow's been screaming for the past few days about how the tariffs are terrible.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 March 2018 22:30 (six years ago) link

does Trump even get that network on his TV

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 March 2018 22:36 (six years ago) link

just what trump needs, advice from the guy who wrote this in 2005:

https://www.nationalreview.com/2005/06/housing-bears-are-wrong-again-larry-kudlow/

Homebuilders led the stock parade this week with a fantastic 11 percent gain. This is a group that hedge funds and bubbleheads love to hate. All the bond bears have been dead wrong in predicting sky-high mortgage rates . So have all the bubbleheads who expect housing-price crashes in Las Vegas or Naples, Florida, to bring down the consumer, the rest of the economy, and the entire stock market.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 12 March 2018 23:13 (six years ago) link

is this his longest all caps tweet?

THE HOUSE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE HAS, AFTER A 14 MONTH LONG IN-DEPTH INVESTIGATION, FOUND NO EVIDENCE OF COLLUSION OR COORDINATION BETWEEN THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN AND RUSSIA TO INFLUENCE THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 13, 2018

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 00:56 (six years ago) link

many xposts no worries alfred, and i'm sure you're right - i need to stop giving them the benefit of the doubt on stuff like that. i don't know why i look to a hypocrite and expect them to change this far into the game.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 00:57 (six years ago) link

"in-depth investigation"

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 00:59 (six years ago) link

the house intel investigation is, of course, the most authoritative and respected of the multiple trump-related investigations.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 01:01 (six years ago) link

how many typos can you spot in the first sentence of the US house of representatives intelligence committee final report on "alleged" heavily-indebted kremlin puppet d. trump?

Following a more than yearlong, bipartisan investigation into Russia active measures targeting the 2016 U.S. election, the House Intelligence Committee has completed a draft report of 150+ pages, with 600+ citations.

https://www.scribd.com/document/373668853/House-Intelligence-Committee-closes-the-Russia-investigation#from_embed

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 03:24 (six years ago) link

That sounds similar to something that happened in Aus a few years back where Huawei were blocked from some big wifi chip deal here (defense tender maybe?) cos they were worried about nat security.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 04:03 (six years ago) link

good for my local economy, not sure about broader ramifications

the late great, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 04:08 (six years ago) link

going through old files, i found smeltitanddealtit.gif

https://i.imgur.com/juIg6cj.gif

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 04:16 (six years ago) link

ty. irl lol.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 04:18 (six years ago) link

:D

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 06:04 (six years ago) link

Fuck Kudlow, bring in Jim Cramer. Burn it all down.

louise ck (milo z), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 07:03 (six years ago) link

omfg karl XD

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 08:59 (six years ago) link

Well that was quick.

EXCLUSIVE: Trump ousts Tillerson, replaces him with Pompeo as secretary of state. Story with @AshleyRParker https://t.co/MhQAQqkMyk

— Philip Rucker (@PhilipRucker) March 13, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 12:47 (six years ago) link

Fuck, here comes Cotton to the CIA.

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 12:48 (six years ago) link

That is very bad

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 12:48 (six years ago) link

Apparently not:

BREAKING: President Trump says CIA chief Pompeo to become Sec. of State, thanks Tillerson for his service, and elevates Gina Haspel to top CIA post. https://t.co/JqlOHLpp1U pic.twitter.com/AnOuIgyCXZ

— CNBC Now (@CNBCnow) March 13, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 12:50 (six years ago) link

Now who Haspel is I don't know. Not a familiar name.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 12:50 (six years ago) link

Jessica Chastain will play her in the Trump biopic

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 12:54 (six years ago) link

no idea but i'll bet she's a fucking monster

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 12:54 (six years ago) link

Yup!

Some background on new CIA Director nominee Gina Haspel and her role overseeing the torture of 2 alleged terrorists at a black site in Thailand https://t.co/KNFRRkPW5w

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) March 13, 2018

Simon H., Tuesday, 13 March 2018 12:54 (six years ago) link

She's a peach:

Haspel ran a "black site" CIA prison located in Thailand in 2002.[6][7] The site was codenamed "Cat’s Eye" and held suspected al Qaeda members Abd al-Rahim al-Nashiri and Abu Zubaydah for a time. The Senate Intelligence Committee report on CIA torture specifies that during their detention at the site they were waterboarded and interrogated using no longer authorized methods.[8][9] Declassified CIA cables specify that Zubaydah was waterboarded 83 times in a month, was sleep deprived, kept in a "large box", had his head slammed against a wall and he lost his left eye. Zubaydah was deemed, by the CIA interrogators, to not be in possession of any useful intelligence.[10]

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 12:55 (six years ago) link

is this because Tillerson came out against Russia for that spy who got poisoned in the UK?

papa don't take no meth (stevie), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 12:55 (six years ago) link

oh noes i hope she doesn't bring the cia into disrepute

xpost Has to be said that that is NOT good timing in terms of public image, yes.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 12:56 (six years ago) link

Pretty sure it's because Tillerson called him a moron all those months ago

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 12:56 (six years ago) link

FWIW

Tillerson knew he was fired before he made his comments about Putin yesterday

— Sam Stein (@samstein) March 13, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 12:57 (six years ago) link

a fucking moron, please xp

Hmmm.

Another long-time Trump aide is out: John McEntee, an original Trumper among w Hope Hicks and Dan Scavino, was escorted out of the White House on Monday https://t.co/haIhsITOxp

— Michael C. Bender (@MichaelCBender) March 13, 2018

wow — McEntee is Trump’s personal aide https://t.co/01WGXjEMMW

— Philip Rucker (@PhilipRucker) March 13, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 13:04 (six years ago) link

he had the best hair of any of'em too!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 13:05 (six years ago) link

hey guess who has the worst take on Stormy Daniels

At what point does the non-stop "news" coverage of a porn star evolve from barely-relevant clickbait to indefensible abuse of the First Lady? Feels like we're there. @andersoncooper @60Minutes @CNN

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) March 11, 2018

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 13:07 (six years ago) link

Eh, whatever. Back to McEntee -- that's an interesting story all right. Frogmarched out of the White House, allegedly something to do with his 'background.' Kelly's new security clearance policy? Leaking a lot? I kinda want to know more about all this. (Also have to wonder if he'd been on Mueller's radar at all.)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 13:10 (six years ago) link

Xp Has anyone asked him whether the whole Monica Lewinsky impeachment thing was indefensible abuse of the first lady?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 13:11 (six years ago) link

Per this and other posts, while Haspel should be looked at with a gimlet eye, they REALLY didn't want Cotton in there:

Many CIA officers will be celebrating this morning that Haspel and not the other rumored short-listers got the job. More on that later today.

— Shane Harris (@shaneharris) March 13, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 13:41 (six years ago) link

im too tired to be angry anymore

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 13:47 (six years ago) link

Hm hm hm

.@MichLKosinski reports Rex never talked to Trump about his firing. Senior official says of Red: “He’s unaware of the reason why the President wanted him out now.” Wow.

— Josh Rogin (@joshrogin) March 13, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 13:48 (six years ago) link

#rexit

mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 13:52 (six years ago) link

(Also have to wonder if he'd been on Mueller's radar at all.)

Staff/admin not on Mueller’s radar:

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 14:04 (six years ago) link

EX-EXXON TEXAN EXEC REX NEXT EX-SEC

— Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) March 13, 2018

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 14:09 (six years ago) link

(CNN) - President Donald Trump's longtime personal aide John McEntee was fired and escorted from the White House on Monday, three sources with knowledge of the matter told CNN.

Two sources said McEntee was pushed out because of issues with his security clearance, making him the latest aide to be forced out because of difficulties obtaining a permanent security clearance.

The Wall Street Journal first reported his exit.

Minutes later, the Trump campaign announced McEntee would be joining the reelection effort as a senior adviser for campaign operations.

mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 14:09 (six years ago) link

man was hoping they'd determined him a primary "leak" and dude was about to go ham

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 14:16 (six years ago) link

.@MichLKosinski reports Rex never talked to Trump about his firing. Senior official says of Red: “He’s unaware of the reason why the President wanted him out now.”

It's almost as if Trump's swaggering 'you're fired!' persona is nothing more than a wilting coward putting on a show for the cameras. Almost.

Ape Wipes (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 14:17 (six years ago) link

I thought telling people that they were fired was his one proven skill.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 14:22 (six years ago) link

The new CIA director was a key part of the torture program and its illegal cover-up. Her name was on the Top Secret order demanding the destruction of tapes to prevent them being seen by Congress. Incredible. https://t.co/HjVHCPCbpo https://t.co/VamIGa1A8w

— Edward Snowden (@Snowden) March 13, 2018

Simon H., Tuesday, 13 March 2018 14:29 (six years ago) link

all too credible tbh

So Pompeo will lead NK negotiations, fantastic.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 14:36 (six years ago) link

I assume that her opening salvo will be gouging out one of Kim Jong-Un's eyes.

Ape Wipes (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 14:40 (six years ago) link

FTR, I'm much more in favor of a Trump cabinet composed of venal shitbags from the corporate and financial sectors than CIA torture-mongers. But then I guess that's why he's going in the direction he's going.

Ape Wipes (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 14:41 (six years ago) link

Thread titles delivers - can the next one be called "Why do people set themselves on fire in the White House?"?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 14:45 (six years ago) link

I'll be honestly shocked if we get through ??? years of a Trump administration without an Arpaio cabinet appointment.

Ape Wipes (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 14:57 (six years ago) link

NEWS: Johnny McEntee was fired because he is currently under investigation by the Department of Homeland Security for serious financial crimes, a source familiar with his firing tells CNN.

This source says the charges are not Trump related.

— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) March 13, 2018

mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 15:01 (six years ago) link

Can't wait for that confirmation hearing. xp

WilliamC, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 15:01 (six years ago) link

just the guy to put in charge of yr re-elec campaign

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 15:01 (six years ago) link

how many democrats will vote to approve haspel

mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 15:04 (six years ago) link

i'm going to say as many as 7

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 15:14 (six years ago) link

Feinstein led the charge to block her from a lower position at the CIA (head of clandestine ops) years ago. Hopefully she still feels the same way.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 15:24 (six years ago) link

Johnny McEntee was fired because he is currently under investigation by the Department of Homeland Security for serious financial crimes

So the issue isn't really that he was a problem in the White House, it's more that his expertise will be particularly relevant to advising Trump's re-election campaign.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 15:34 (six years ago) link

xp

FEINSTEIN says she is not yet a “no” on Haspel & wants to wait for confirmation hearings. Says she knows Haspel well and has had talks & dinners with her.

— Andrew Desiderio (@desiderioDC) March 13, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 15:54 (six years ago) link

oof, if even Feinstein is wavering, Haspel probably sails right through. especially since Haspel is apparently widely respected within the CIA. all the torture is handwaved away with "she was just doing her job".

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 15:57 (six years ago) link

so disgusting

sleeve, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 15:58 (six years ago) link

lindsey graham: a profile in courage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEylWZU570A

FTR, I'm much more in favor of a Trump cabinet composed of venal shitbags from the corporate and financial sectors than CIA torture-mongers. But then I guess that's why he's going in the direction he's going.
― Ape Wipes (Old Lunch), Tuesday, March 13, 2018 10:41 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

These venal shitbags are not yet torture-mongers only because they have not yet had the chance. The lesser of two evils imo is the torture-mongers who are not *also* novice idiots.

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 16:05 (six years ago) link

and after all, who wasn't torturing back then? we were ALL running our own CIA black-op sites, making up the rules on what constituted torture as we went, right? those were the days, weren't they

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 16:08 (six years ago) link

Probably right

The narrative of Trump unglued is not totally wrong but misses the reason why - he was terrified of the job the first six months, and now feels like he has a command of it.

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) March 13, 2018

People close to the White House say they expect more major personnel shifts this week. An effort to rip off the bandaid fast on a number of fronts is likely.

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) March 13, 2018

Again, confirming what Gabriel Sherman was saying the other week.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 16:10 (six years ago) link

Tony Blair and Gordon Brown's governments were certainly grateful to the CIA torturers, great bunch of lads.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 16:10 (six years ago) link

i didn't know about the close connection between Pompeo and the Koch Brothers until this morning, either. what a shitshow.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 16:14 (six years ago) link

BREAKING: Officials: White House fires top Tillerson aide who contradicted account of secretary of state's dismissal.

— The Associated Press (@AP) March 13, 2018

lol

mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 16:14 (six years ago) link

it also makes sense some of these shitheads are on the way out - they get penalized financially on their divestments if they serve less than a year after they join the administration

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 16:15 (six years ago) link

WH official says chief of staff John Kelly called Tillerson Friday and again on Saturday. Both calls to Tillerson, the official says, warned that Trump was about to take imminent action if he did not step aside. When Tillerson didn't act, Trump fired him.

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) March 13, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 16:19 (six years ago) link

i didn't know about the close connection between Pompeo and the Koch Brothers until this morning, either. what a shitshow.

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, March 13, 2018 11:14 AM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

GOP congressman from the Koch wasteland formerly known as Kansas

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 16:21 (six years ago) link

dark times indeed when sympathies default to oil exec

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 16:24 (six years ago) link

xxxp thanks for that key financial fact that I was not aware of, makes sense

sleeve, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 16:24 (six years ago) link

People close to the White House say they expect more major personnel shifts this week.

One thing you can count on is that anyone who would accept top jobs under Trump after seeing this administration in action is going to be worse than awful, like much-worse-than-Rick-Perry awful.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 16:36 (six years ago) link

I had to look up whether Rick Perry still worked there or whether he'd already moved on to Lucrative LobbyLand

Yep, he's still there

I wonder if Trump knows he's still there

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 16:38 (six years ago) link

Rick Perry doesn't know Rick Perry is there.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 16:41 (six years ago) link

rick perry has the good sense to be neither seen nor heard so

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 16:41 (six years ago) link

Ben Carson's in there too, somewhere

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 16:41 (six years ago) link

youcanalwaystellamilfordman.gif

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 16:42 (six years ago) link

oh yeah, i forgot - remember the "suicide pact" between Tillerson, Mattis, and Mnuchin? Tillerson got fired, so, uh....?

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 16:46 (six years ago) link

Mnuchin's fate is to wind up a background player on his wife's reality show.

omar little, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 16:48 (six years ago) link

Morale Low At State Department After Only Employee Fired https://t.co/83lq3P87zc pic.twitter.com/dxhehYwP3s

— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) March 13, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 16:50 (six years ago) link

An odd little detail

https://deadspin.com/uconn-trick-shot-qb-turned-trump-valet-fired-due-to-hom-1823731168

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 16:53 (six years ago) link

xp every time I see Mnuchin he seems nervously excited to be temporarily freed form bondage hood / human pony harness

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link

it's true though

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 17:22 (six years ago) link

*Treasury Department photo with wife + bills bills bills*

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 17:23 (six years ago) link

Morale Low At State Department After Only Employee Fired By Only Employee At White House

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 17:29 (six years ago) link

btw, good on Tillerson for not meekly stepping aside when 'warned' by Kelly and instead making Trump publically fire him without apparent cause.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 17:34 (six years ago) link

it'll look better once the trials begin

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 17:37 (six years ago) link

!!! 2:00 p.m. – Secretary of State Rex Tillerson will make an On-Camera Statement in the Press Briefing Room

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) March 13, 2018

is trump in the right now? are we having a coup?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 17:39 (six years ago) link

ICE Spokesperson resigns, won't spread lies for Trump administration any longer
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/13/us/california-ice-spokesman-resigns.html

ian, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 17:40 (six years ago) link

trump in the *air right now, i should have said

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 17:44 (six years ago) link

The President and Mr. Cohen have purposely ignored our settlement offer, thus doubling down on their efforts to muzzle Ms. Clifford and prevent her from telling the American people what happened. Time to buckle up. #basta

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) March 13, 2018

lookin a little Stormy outside today

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 17:52 (six years ago) link

Best wishes to Secretary KILLERSON.... he SEVERED our nation well! Eeeh hahahaaaa!!! Now boy and ghouls, here's another bone-chilling announcement from the FRIGHT House press office!! https://t.co/3RkbP8Y5fp

— Official Centrism (@pareene) March 13, 2018

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 17:55 (six years ago) link

Tillerson will probably do the whole cordial “it was a pleasure to serve” thing.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 18:06 (six years ago) link

if anyone wants to watch, here's a stream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMVAWPgXWqs

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 18:08 (six years ago) link

my hope that he's going to take a flamethrower to the administration is probably not going to be fulfilled

akm, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 18:09 (six years ago) link

cmon rex didn't you ever learn the importance of being punctual?

ian, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 18:11 (six years ago) link

Fredos Frodos and Fraudos all the way down still?

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 18:13 (six years ago) link

Trump asking for advice on Stormy Daniels situation. https://t.co/Ol1JXPGVzD

— US President News (@President) March 13, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 18:14 (six years ago) link

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE SECRETARY OF STATE pic.twitter.com/0CouhAMXMJ

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 13, 2018

Simon H., Tuesday, 13 March 2018 18:18 (six years ago) link

well that was underwhelming..

ian, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 18:20 (six years ago) link

More changes expected include a McMaster departure soon, as NBC recently reported. Among replacements, Tillerson had expressed concerns about working with Bolton.

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) March 13, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 18:22 (six years ago) link

xp: seemed like he was about to cry or have a stroke. Not sure which.

how's life, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 18:26 (six years ago) link

i imagine that he's pretty stoked to get back to making a ton of money at exxon again

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 18:29 (six years ago) link

“I hope Tillerson is sad because his ego is shattered and not because he believes with good reason that we are on the verge of World War III”-David Kilon

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 18:33 (six years ago) link

People close to John McEntee said problems related to online gambling and mishandling of his taxes prevented him from gaining the clearance necessary for the role as Trump's personal assistant. https://t.co/SNtxxdfi93

— Tim Hanrahan (@TimJHanrahan) March 13, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 18:34 (six years ago) link

was "No chaos, only great energy!" this month because damn that would've made a great thread title

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 18:45 (six years ago) link

Yeah, that was last week.

how's life, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 18:46 (six years ago) link

damn. time flies

I knew this administration would be a total shit show but I was not expecting it to be this consistent. like every single week brings "infrastructure week" jokes

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 18:51 (six years ago) link

An effort to rip off the bandaid fast

Huh. I thought Trump's main kink was pee.

I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 18:55 (six years ago) link

JUST IN: Schumer says at this point he is not calling in Democrats to oppose Pompeo and Haspel, but wants to hear from them first pic.twitter.com/mY0DSYHF7D

— Reuters Politics (@ReutersPolitics) March 13, 2018

ok I'm starting to think Chuck might not be the person for the job

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:10 (six years ago) link

McEntee looks kinda like a young Charles Grodin.

burzum buddies (brownie), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:11 (six years ago) link

isn't that what leaders do -- wait for their subordinates to issue orders?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:12 (six years ago) link

Huh. I thought Trump's main kink was pee.

apparently he also enjoys BDSM

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/is-the-stormy-story-more-damaging-than-we-thought

can't wait for the spectacle of large portions of the left pretending to get worked up about common sexual practices while the party of hypocritical moralizing bible-thumpers look the other way

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:14 (six years ago) link

Schumer is the Fucking Worst

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:16 (six years ago) link

I think the calculation is that you spend your energy fighting other battles. Pompeo and Haspel are not wholly unqualified, like DeVos is; they are just the abhorrent norm among officials approved by the Republican right wing. Since they'll be confirmed anyway, Schumer's letting Democratic senators pick their battles.

It does undercut any unified message of principled opposition, but the Democrats have never been good at that sort of thing.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:28 (six years ago) link

Schumer held his caucus together impressively during last spring's confirmation hearings; I guess he figures he has other things on his mind.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:33 (six years ago) link

can't wait for the spectacle of large portions of the left pretending to get worked up about common sexual practices while the party of hypocritical moralizing bible-thumpers look the other way

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, March 13, 2018 7:14 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Can't wait for a vocal minority of the left to go on about how it's more important to respect the rights of the kink community than to play judo with the self-conception of uptight or mysoginistic trads in service of the effort to bring down one of the most significant threats to world lives or even civilization.

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:39 (six years ago) link

Never mind the potential legal significance of such facts to maybe the biggest criminal investigation in American history

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:40 (six years ago) link

www.moovaughn.org

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:44 (six years ago) link

oh fuck off. trads and evangelicals could not be clearer that they hired a manager and enforcer and don't give a fuck what he does or says. they will not be shamed by hypocrisy -- have they ever? in our history? it will in no way bring him down. getting church lady on this shit will do one thing only and that's laugh at other people's lives.

i'm still not convinced President Pence will be better. Trump's incoherence and energy for nothing but boodling is about as good as we can hope for from unified GOP government

goole, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:45 (six years ago) link

xp lol

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:45 (six years ago) link

I didn't say anything about hypocrisy

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:46 (six years ago) link

I need no convincing that Pence will be worse. Still no reason to keep Trump. It wouldn't surprise me if Mueller's waiting for Dems to pick up the House so he can formally bring his charges.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:47 (six years ago) link

http://www.grubstreet.com/2018/03/trump-ordered-rex-tillerson-to-eat-caesar-salad.html

In a private room in China’s Great Hall of the People in November, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson sat with President Donald Trump and other U.S. officials as their hosts delivered plates of wilted Caesar salad.

Mr. Trump, in the midst of a five-country tour of Asia, grew concerned the untouched greens would offend the Chinese, according to people familiar with the matter. So he ordered Mr. Tillerson to start. “Rex,” he said, “eat the salad.”

, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link

"..and then eat my salad. Because I'm not eating a salad. I'm the President."

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:52 (six years ago) link

Eat the Salad, My Ass (I Will Never Eat the Salad)

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:53 (six years ago) link

.@shearm & @maggieNYT capture how Trump 2020 campaign is becoming dumping ground for ousted WH officials - https://t.co/tnUM5tEZA3

— Eliana Johnson (@elianayjohnson) March 13, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:56 (six years ago) link

And what I am saying is that it's fair and right and good and effective to tell the kind of trash that gets off on "lock her up" and "pocahontas" and "very strong"/"very rough" etc., whatever sort of religion they may or may not claim (and many are not religious at all, let alone 'evangelicals'), that their hero gets off on getting peed on or slapped by women, especially when the stakes are as high as they are.

Maybe a large segment of Trump superfans will come out as kinksters themselves and we'll see a new element introduced into his arena rallies, and more likely the vast majority will yes dismiss it all as "fake news" (which doesn't mean they won't believe it, they'll just choose as much as possible not to acknowledge or even think about it), but if you think it will have no effect, you're kidding yourself just as much the strawman you think believes it will bring him down.

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:58 (six years ago) link

Referring to the impact upon supporters in a vacuum also completely ignores the impact upon Trump himself.

Which may be significant - https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/26/us/politics/donald-trump-interviews.html

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:00 (six years ago) link

When Haberman or whoever says Trump aides "are shocked and dismayed" whom can she mean? Who's left?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:01 (six years ago) link

Stephen Millier, Scott Baio, taco bowl

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:02 (six years ago) link

Sen. Feinstein, who led the Senate Intel torture report, has kind words for Trump's pick to be CIA director, Gina Haspel. "We've had a long personal talk," she said about the Bush-era programs. "Everything I know is that she has been a good deputy director of the CIA."

— Jeremy Herb (@jeremyherb) March 13, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:02 (six years ago) link

ignores the impact upon Trump himself.

beanbag sorta otm here

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:02 (six years ago) link

And what I am saying is that it's fair and right and good and effective to tell the kind of trash that gets off on "lock her up" and "pocahontas" and "very strong"/"very rough" that their hero gets off on getting peed on or slapped by women, especially when the stakes are as high as they are.

i'll guarantee you now, that is not going to be effective at all

Yes, let me just defer to your expert overseas analysis.

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:08 (six years ago) link

Unless the impact on Trump is "causes him to resign," who cares? Has making Trump angry and confused ever resulted in something *positive*?

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:09 (six years ago) link

I think it's important to distinguish btw sexual moralizing, kink shaming, etc., and using/abusing/silencing and generally exploiting women for Trump Inc., and if in the process there is add'l damage to the contorted logic of evangelical Republicans that's all gravy

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:10 (six years ago) link

Yes, let me just defer to your expert overseas analysis.

― Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, March 13, 2018 4:08 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is the guy with the travel/haircut advice, right?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:11 (six years ago) link

Yes, let me just defer to your expert overseas analysis.


thx that’s v kind

there's no point talking small ball shit with you dude. the late obama and early trump years have completely erased my patience. build a movement that can beat back the right wing or i don't care. that's it. we desperately need a new birth of freedom: inviolable voting rights, a national health plan, zero-carbon infrastructure and an end to the militarization of american life. you make promises to improve the majority's material lives or you're going to lose -- and it won't even matter if you win

this desperate wishing for sex tapes or a claque of spooks, prosecutors and crankhead lawyers to save us and make everything normal again is just past pathetic at this point, into actively malignant. we are wasting the world's time chasing this shit around. it doesn't matter and it won't work. who gives a shit what "mikeibarb" thinks the president thinks? the country was a violent, rotting empire before the GOP was too hollowed out to resist a bigot gameshow host.

the most dangerous things he's doing -- provoking war with iran and n korea, wretched tax cuts, domestic terror via ICE, fanatics and privatizers overseeing exec dept's -- aren't out of the GOP or even Dem mainstream and would be happening at about the same rate no matter who was in office. we are abusively governed but trump matters only a fraction of that.

on just an aesthetic note, the idea of listening to josh marshall and joan walsh talking about kinky sex makes me want to join hezbollah, hi NSA, eat shit, peace

goole, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:25 (six years ago) link

There are many Trump supporters who are not 'evangelicals', real or fake, including but not limited to many 'working-class white' Northerners of no particular religious bent, starchy Main Street Republican WASPs, right-leaning catholics of various degrees of practice, modernity-trepidatious small-town followers, urbanity-trepidatious suburbanites, and the misogynistic 'alt-right'.

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:26 (six years ago) link

^^^bigtime xp 2 goole

gbx, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:27 (six years ago) link

"we desperately need a new birth of freedom: inviolable voting rights, a national health plan, zero-carbon infrastructure and an end to the militarization of american life. you make promises to improve the majority's material lives or you're going to lose "

The belief that the 'majority' of the American public connects all but one element from the list (and not a 'national health plan' precisely but inchoately-expressed improvements to the existing regime) to the improvement of their 'material lives' is about the most desperate, time-wasting shit I can imagine.

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:29 (six years ago) link

Like I don't know how to break this to you my dude but 90% of "'working-class white' Northerners of no particular religious bent, starchy Main Street Republican WASPs, right-leaning catholics of various degrees of practice, modernity-trepidatious small-town followers, urbanity-trepidatious suburbanites, and the misogynistic 'alt-right'" are high-fiving each other over the idea of boning a porn actress.

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:31 (six years ago) link

giantess, eh

RIDING GIANTESS

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:34 (six years ago) link

what's sfm?

how's life, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:34 (six years ago) link

how giant is she

she looks pretty tall

j., Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:34 (six years ago) link

the most dangerous things he's doing -- provoking war with iran and n korea, wretched tax cuts, domestic terror via ICE, fanatics and privatizers overseeing exec dept's -- aren't out of the GOP or even Dem mainstream and would be happening at about the same rate no matter who was in office. we are abusively governed but trump matters only a fraction of that.

Let us remember that Jeb Bush, Ted Cruz, and Marco Rubio jerked off at night to all these things but could speak in semi-coherent English.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:35 (six years ago) link

There's a certain poetry in America's favorite new oil-producing state having "squirting" as its #1 search term.

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:37 (six years ago) link

“or even Dem mainstream” is a major reach. You probably want to walk that back. People thinking that is certainly a big part of how we ended up here.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:37 (six years ago) link

dems keep focusing on the hentai states at the expense of the cheerleader states

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:38 (six years ago) link

what's sfm?

― how's life, Tuesday, March 13, 2018 3:34 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I...also don't know. Do I want to?

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:41 (six years ago) link

The Mueller investigation definitely won't bring Trump down because polls show people don't care about it that much right now.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2017/05/15/how-america-viewed-the-watergate-scandal-as-it-was-unfolding/

Also, climate change definitely won't happen because polls show people don't care about it much right now either.

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:42 (six years ago) link

Like I don't know how to break this to you my dude but 90% of "'working-class white' Northerners of no particular religious bent, starchy Main Street Republican WASPs, right-leaning catholics of various degrees of practice, modernity-trepidatious small-town followers, urbanity-trepidatious suburbanites, and the misogynistic 'alt-right'" are high-fiving each other over the idea of boning a porn actress.

― Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Tuesday, March 13, 2018 8:31 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Like I don't know how to break this to you my dude but I wasn't talking about "boning a porn actress" (that Trump supporters are all over twitter calling a "skank" and a "whore"), and many of the people referred to above are straight women.

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:44 (six years ago) link

i think there IS voter traction in national-enquirer-level corruption stuff, not necc. sleaze but actual corruption, payoffs etc

that said goole is wildly otm

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:45 (six years ago) link

xp yes no men ever call the women they desire and can't have "skanks" and "whores" that is definitely a thing that has never happened in history

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:47 (six years ago) link

Yeah Hilary would have picked Gorsuch. Appointed Sessions, Threaten Nuclear war,torn up Iran agreement, meet w Bolton etc

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:48 (six years ago) link

and if you think that Stormy Daniels will be the tipping point for the 53% of white women who voted for Trump with all that was known before the election I have some very, very bad news for you

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:48 (six years ago) link

Yes Dems should definitely not pursue or bring up the “secretly paying a porn star” thing he’s still trying to hide that’s bad politics.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:51 (six years ago) link

wait, everyone is ironically speaking in the voice that they oppose

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:53 (six years ago) link

The truth is that if the President of the United States were to slip and tumble down the stairs of Air Force One, and his weird hair came undone, and he limped away and it was all shown on TV, his image would suffer, because that is embarrassing. Not because *everybody* doesn't slip and fall, but because he's the President of the United States. People's own sexual proclivities—or acceptance of those of others—have nothing at all to do with the advisability or ethics of shaming him for same.

This fucker and his ilk are impervious through a combination of good fortune and dirty deeds to a whole range of behavioral checks that the rest of us our not. This zero-sum idea that he shouldn't be picked off by any and every means necessary on some vague grounds of argumentative consistency is absurd. The house is on fire.

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:54 (six years ago) link

xp It should be pursued by Dems to the extent that it impacts violations of Federal campaign laws, not to the extent that Trump likes to be humiliated by his side pieces in the bedroom.

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:55 (six years ago) link

Also can we please stop conflating kink-shaming or whatever w/ silencing the women he exploits for his beauty pageants etc.?

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:56 (six years ago) link

There are many Trump supporters who are not 'evangelicals', real or fake, including but not limited to many 'working-class white' Northerners of no particular religious bent, starchy Main Street Republican WASPs, right-leaning catholics of various degrees of practice, modernity-trepidatious small-town followers, urbanity-trepidatious suburbanites, and the misogynistic 'alt-right'.

― Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, March 13, 2018 3:26 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

coulda just said 'whites'

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:56 (six years ago) link

Nothing bad will come to Trump over Stormy Daniels. Doesn’t mean we shouldn’t scream about it, but we shouldn’t expect any consequences. This goes for the Russia stuff too. He’s going to get away with all of it. As long as he is white and republican, he’s bulletproof.

brotherlovesdub, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:57 (six years ago) link

if some day many decades hence i can bring myself to see a silver lining in trump's presidency it will be that he provided an example of white privilege so bone-simple even a white man could understand it

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:58 (six years ago) link

The story that KM posted above that started this later conversation -- which you apparently didn't read, Nerdstrom -- contains no new information but this, which gabbneb apparently feels is important and should be what Democrats focus on:

In many ways, having sex with a porn star is on-brand for Donald Trump. He spent decades playing up a reputation as a billionaire playboy. These stories seem to have stirred discord in Trump’s marriage. They’re hard to square with his current role as the darling of conservative evangelicals. But they play to the tough guy, dominant and hyper-masculine image he likes to portray. He’s boasted for years about his purported sexual prowess and the Access Hollywood tape and the subsequent string of accusations of various kinds of sexual misconduct confirmed his role as a sexual predator.

But Daniels apparently says something different. I’m told that in her 60 Minutes interview with Anderson Cooper Daniels suggests that Trump, how to say this, likes it when women aren’t nice to him, treat him in perhaps denigrating ways.

Do you agree that that's what Democrats should focus on? Is that going to win them the House in November?

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:58 (six years ago) link

McCain slams Trump's CIA pick: She was involved in “one of darkest chapters in American history" https://t.co/dGRe9NUvqz pic.twitter.com/1Nh3qc9PZp

— The Hill (@thehill) March 13, 2018

mavericky

mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:01 (six years ago) link

Here's a one two

NEW: We got audio of Stormy Daniels talking about an affair with a wealthy celebrity that began in Nevada on a 2007 radio show. Details match up with her Trump lawsuit and multiple people at the interview say it was Trump. https://t.co/i6VfqACuHk

— andrew kaczynski🤔 (@KFILE) March 13, 2018

BUBBA THE LOVE SPONGE CLEM — who filmed Hulk Hogan sleeping with his wife in the tape published on Gawker and sued over by Charles Harder, who was paid by Trump supporter Peter Thiel and currently represents Melania Trump — accidentally got the scoop on Trump's affair with Stormy https://t.co/rOWFpxz779

— Gabrielle Bluestone (@g_bluestone) March 13, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:03 (six years ago) link

Yeah the Democrats are not going to base mid term races on kink shaming. This is like when people said “Democrats are ignoring healthcare and talking about Russia” but ignored that actual Dem politicians were talking about health care everyday.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:05 (six years ago) link

xp Phil, no *one thing* is going to win the House in November. That's why politics is depressing and not sexy.

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:05 (six years ago) link

so this means McCain is voting for her, right?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:06 (six years ago) link

oh of course

sleeve, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:06 (six years ago) link

and if you think that Stormy Daniels will be the tipping point for the 53% of white women who voted for Trump with all that was known before the election I have some very, very bad news for you

you really only need like 1% of them to peel away though

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:20 (six years ago) link

"Very soon we’re going to Mars," the president boasts to troops. Then, as if at a campaign rally, takes a swipe at his former rival: " We wouldn't be going to Mars if my opponent won." pic.twitter.com/ip4YA3huLw

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) March 13, 2018

also currently rambling about a hypothetical "space force" right now

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:23 (six years ago) link

Trump: “We should have a new force called the Space Force. It’s like the Army and the Navy, but for space, because we’re spending a lot of money on space.” pic.twitter.com/p7YVX6gecz

— Christina Wilkie (@christinawilkie) March 13, 2018

thanks for clearing it up

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:25 (six years ago) link

like the Army and the Navy, but for space

Can that be the motto?

jmm, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:26 (six years ago) link

The belief that the 'majority' of the American public connects all but one element from the list (and not a 'national health plan' precisely but inchoately-expressed improvements to the existing regime) to the improvement of their 'material lives' is about the most desperate, time-wasting shit I can imagine.

― Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, March 13, 2018 8:29 PM (fifty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you and nerdstorm ought get in on a podcast together, clueless moderates much less erudite than yall are raking it in

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:27 (six years ago) link

I have this strong feeling today that in the very near future

1) the AG is going to be fired

-and-

2) we're all gonna be reading presidential sexts

Buckle up!

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) March 13, 2018

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MassiveSomberAntipodesgreenparakeet-max-1mb.gif

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:27 (six years ago) link

http://hrwiki.org/w/images/5/53/sbemail126.png

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:28 (six years ago) link

WASHINGTON — President Trump, fresh off replacing his secretary of state and C.I.A. director, is considering firing his secretary of veterans affairs and installing Energy Secretary Rick Perry in the post, according to two people close to the White House.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/13/us/politics/trump-perry-shulkin-veterans-affairs.html

i have to say, at least perry is probably more qualified to oversee VA than DOE. baby steps.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:30 (six years ago) link

Hoos, goole said that Trump’s worse threats like you know...threatening nuclear war are “within the Democratic mainstream”. We can all just agree that that falls under the category of “getting carried away”. I guess we all still hungry for those dumb af “Decision 2016 Giant Meteor amirite lol” memes.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:33 (six years ago) link

Well yes that...huh?

Mike Conaway, the R running the House Russia probe, acknowledged that Russians were trying to “hurt” Clinton in 2016.

Just asked him what’s the difference between hurting Clinton and helping Trump, and he said: “Glass half full, glass half empty; you can pitch that either way”

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) March 13, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:51 (six years ago) link

oh god i just realized this tool (trump) is smack in the middle of my commute ... hope he takes the chopper out of miramar

the late great, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:52 (six years ago) link

Well yes that...huh?

Ned whenever you do this sort of thing I can only hear it in the voice of TV's Frank

Evan, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:58 (six years ago) link

im calling Ozymandias

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:58 (six years ago) link

Every now and then it's interesting to just stop and marvel that this this is a universe where "bubba the love sponge" is a phrase that is at least tangentially relevant to presidential politics.

I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 22:10 (six years ago) link

Yes, suggesting that something is appropriate for nobodies on the internet to talk shit about to other nobodies on the internet is the same as suggesting that it be the core of the Democratic Party message in the midterm and/or Presidential elections.

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 22:10 (six years ago) link

Ned whenever you do this sort of thing I can only hear it in the voice of TV's Frank

I consider that a perfect compliment.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 22:14 (six years ago) link

Fun fun

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/03/13/pennsylvania-special-election-preview-tax-republicans-458276

Republicans backed away from their signature tax-cut law in the final days of a closely watched special House election in the Pittsburgh suburbs — even though it's the very accomplishment on which they had banked their midterm election hopes.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 22:15 (six years ago) link

the trashy shock jock era

maura, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:06 (six years ago) link

who got blended haircuts up in this

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:07 (six years ago) link

Telling.

I spoke to the former president of Trump’s casinos for clues to Trump’s impulsiveness on tariffs, North Korea and Tillerson. He said Trump acts this way when he’s under intense pressure https://t.co/njX35O7oFv pic.twitter.com/Bt6J42cy5C

— David Nakamura (@DavidNakamura) March 13, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:09 (six years ago) link

BUBBA THE LOVE SPONGE CLEM — who filmed Hulk Hogan sleeping with his wife in the tape published on Gawker and sued over by Charles Harder, who was paid by Trump supporter Peter Thiel and currently represents Melania Trump — accidentally got the scoop on Trump's affair with Stormy https://t.co/rOWFpxz779
— Gabrielle Bluestone (@g_bluestone) March 13, 2018

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, March 13, 2018 2:03 PM (two hours ago)

pretty cool (unintentionally?) bug/feature of ilxcode is that it automatically preserves deleted tweets.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:24 (six years ago) link

polls close in about 10 minutes in Pennsylvania.

During a long and unfocused speech on Saturday night, Mr. Trump appeared aware of the personal stakes. “I hate to put this pressure on you, Rick,” he said. “They are all watching because I won this district, like by 22 points.”

just realized that trump will attribute any republican loss in any district he carried to a personal failure of the candidate (in this case, Saccone), no matter how often this happens and no matter what the candidate does

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:50 (six years ago) link

i wonder what pelosi actually wants to happen

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:53 (six years ago) link

maybe people leave the White House for evil

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 00:02 (six years ago) link

the best thing in the very little I've read about Stormy Daniels is that Yam wanted to know what the royalties for porn are like.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 00:04 (six years ago) link

just think he could have become the president of Vivid Video

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 00:04 (six years ago) link

big ups to HOOS for gabbneb-Nerdstrom podcast proposal, xo

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 00:58 (six years ago) link

i'm watching the polls because i'm procrastinating. only about 20% of the results are in so far, but comparing the county-by-county results to the fivethirtyeight.com county-level benchmarks, lamb is already in a strong position.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:06 (six years ago) link

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/3/13/17116874/conor-lamb-rick-saccone-pennsylvania-18-special-election-live-results

vox seems more up to date. 36% of precincts in, lamb with a 8 point lead so far

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:09 (six years ago) link

Jitter on or off?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:15 (six years ago) link

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/03/13/us/elections/results-pennsylvania-house-special-election.html
(I only trust upshot/nyt/cohn after nov 2016.)

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:16 (six years ago) link

it's going to be very close.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:17 (six years ago) link

whatever the final results, the main takeaway should be that this district swung substantially away from trump since nov 2016 - probably to the tune of around 20 points

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:24 (six years ago) link

and that's your toyota camry main takeaway. toyota camry. "let's go places"

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:25 (six years ago) link

62% in and Lamb is 6 points up. Not that close.

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:29 (six years ago) link

read section 4: political geography: https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-pennsylvania-18th-special-election/

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:29 (six years ago) link

true but I wanna see Trump lose, lose, and lose some more, my main take away is fuck him

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:30 (six years ago) link

it's going to be slowly swinging back toward saccone the rest of the night. 80% of the votes are in from allegheny, the most democratic-leaning county in the district. only 53% are in from westmoreland, a county that leans heavily republican.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:31 (six years ago) link

Well folks, we have some bad news. Westmoreland County has told us that they aren't going to report results by precinct tonight (though they had previously told us they would). The model runs on precinct results so, this is a problem.

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) March 14, 2018

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:32 (six years ago) link

*NYT dial swings wildly around in circles*

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:33 (six years ago) link

^^^ "we"/"us" = NYT/Upshot

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:33 (six years ago) link

Alright folks, we've shut the needle down. As mentioned earlier, Westmoreland County isn't going to produce precinct results, as we believed they would. It's the GOP base of the district. We can't responsibly make a forecast without data from there.

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) March 14, 2018

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:36 (six years ago) link

so does that mean westmoreland is just gonna be like....here's the whole county *barfs all the results at once*

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:36 (six years ago) link

county website data (62% reporting)

Lamb is up 16 in Allegheny (needs to be +14 to break even, per 538 benchmarks)
Lamb is down 18 in Greene (needs to be -19 to break even)
Lamb is tied in Washington (needs to be -6 to break even)
Lamb is down 12 in Westmoreland ((needs to be -19 to break even)

he's beating the benchmarks in all four counties, very good sign.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:37 (six years ago) link

anyway while we wait can we all just agree that this is a great night for the NY Post

Take a bow, @NYPost pic.twitter.com/dthl70r1Sc

— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) March 13, 2018

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:39 (six years ago) link

jfc, hitting refresh on this page and fuuuuuuck

87% reporting, 1.4% lead for lamb

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:45 (six years ago) link

Is Lamb going to squeak out a miraculous victory?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:45 (six years ago) link

just a little napkin math based on what's left to report, I think Lamb wins this by like 500 votes

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:48 (six years ago) link

Lamb's lead actually going up slightly

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:52 (six years ago) link

91% reporting, 0.8% for lamb

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:53 (six years ago) link

94%, +.4% now

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:54 (six years ago) link

this night should end with a sword fight to the death

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:55 (six years ago) link

not feeling good abt this

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:55 (six years ago) link

whats left uncounted?

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:55 (six years ago) link

Alleghany and Westmoreland are gonna cancel each other out, Saccone has a *slight* lead in the other unreported votes but I don't think it'll be enough

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:56 (six years ago) link

They're going to get the exact same number of votes and it will be determined by coin flip, right?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:56 (six years ago) link

95% reporting, 0.5% lamb

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:58 (six years ago) link

this has me all the way fucked up

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:58 (six years ago) link

they're about 1070 votes apart now, with another 1267 votes for drew miller, libertarian

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:59 (six years ago) link

Now .6%. Looks very bad for Saccone

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:59 (six years ago) link

he went down because a bunch of Westmoreland just came in

think there's enough of Alleghany left for Lamb to win it in a squeaker

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:01 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr3Z4jHO6Go

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:02 (six years ago) link

if I understand right the remaining votes to be counted favor Lamb. I *think* he's got this

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:02 (six years ago) link

Oh my serious gawd are we really going to do this again? I respect & admire Karl but seriously are. we. ?

it's going to be slowly swinging back toward saccone the rest of the night. 80% of the votes are in from allegheny, the most democratic-leaning county in the district. only 53% are in from westmoreland, a county that leans heavily republican.

Just. No. Don't. Take a nap. Go get drunk. Come back in three hours. This up by X with Y percent, which precincts are yet to be counted, gah, no, just don't.

I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:06 (six years ago) link

it's either this or a crossword

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:06 (six years ago) link

i will get drunk though

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:07 (six years ago) link

Almost always a good plan tbh

I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:08 (six years ago) link

approx net votes remaining for Lamb, I think:

Washington: -300
Westmoreland: -300
Allegheny: +950

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:09 (six years ago) link

Meantime:

SCOOP: The family of murdered DNC staffer Seth Rich just filed a lawsuit against Fox News, reporter Malia Zimmerman, and Ed Butowsky https://t.co/YYlS6tAKEj

— Michael Del Moro (@MikeDelMoro) March 14, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:10 (six years ago) link

Sorry, Allegheny +450 xp

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:11 (six years ago) link

This is based on my advanced “assume all the counties are uniform, assume votes are distributed equally among precincts, divide a number by another number” model so uh yknow just ignore it

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:13 (six years ago) link

that method's accurate more often than not

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:13 (six years ago) link

i predict Saccone gets typhoid

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:15 (six years ago) link

my method is to just trust god's plan, it all happens for a reason, and then i 'skim' through various numeric predictions in my head and the lord makes one of the feel 'hot' i know the lord's plan. and that plan is for lamb to squeak through on a razor thin margin

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:16 (six years ago) link

I normally disembowel a chicken while facing east,then check the arrangement of the entrails.

The chicken needs to be a virgin, but I don't know why (nor can I tell).

I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:18 (six years ago) link

Allegheny count to be done by midnight

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:18 (six years ago) link

Lamb now at 0.4%, but 99% of Westmoreland is in. unless something real strange happens in Allegheny it looks like Lamb by about 1500

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:21 (six years ago) link

from what I'm seeing Lamb is up by 540 votes, it's a squeaker

Dan S, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:25 (six years ago) link

smells like one

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:26 (six years ago) link

ew get your nose out of there

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:28 (six years ago) link

The Lam Squeaks Down on Broadway

I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:28 (six years ago) link

yeah 1% of Allegheny, with its 40% share (give or take) of the vote and its numerous absentee ballots to be counted, I think it's Lamb by a bleeding finger

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:29 (six years ago) link

whatever happens Roy Moore will demand a recount tho

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:29 (six years ago) link

uh oh

It's been reported that there were about 6-7k absentees cast in #PA18. In the past, absentees have run slightly more Dem than the overall vote and I don't believe they've been counted yet. They may matter here.

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) March 14, 2018

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:33 (six years ago) link

I think those are the ones they're largely feverishly counting in Allegheny

don't blame me, I voted for jiggly panda

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:34 (six years ago) link

Michael Hari, an Illinois contractor bidding to build @POTUS @realDonaldTrump’s Mexico border wall, among three men arrested Tuesday in connection with the bombing of a Somali mosque in Minnesota. #IntelGroup https://t.co/KjZv9Vv4uk

— Blocked by AIPAC (@Delo_Taylor) March 14, 2018

Simon H., Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:36 (six years ago) link

if half the absentee vote is from Allegheny county, then Lamb is going to win

Dan S, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:36 (six years ago) link

i grew up in allegheny county but am not insane enough to follow this minute-by-minute

mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:37 (six years ago) link

i need live reporting on the scene, knocking on doors and counting votes in real-time

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:38 (six years ago) link

no updates for 8 minutes CMON DADDY NEEDS HIS FIX CNN

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:39 (six years ago) link

the only reason I am watching this at all is for the ebullient antics of Steve Kornacki on MSNBC

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:42 (six years ago) link

While neither the White House nor the Republican National Committee knows if Saccone will eke out a victory, “this isn’t a blowout — for now, we’ll happily take it,” the official says.

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literally nobody was expecting it to be a blowout you fuckstain, the fact that a Pub is losing at all IS the blowout

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:45 (six years ago) link

An elections official with Allegheny County just told CNN they are sorting through their absentee ballots and expect to have those results by 11:15 p.m. local time. They are currently scanning them and then "will upload the results through an electronic median and put them in a database," he said.

That's when, we think, we'll know a bit more about how Allegheny County's absentee voters voted.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:55 (six years ago) link

looooooool the washington county election guy on CNN explaining why they won't count absentee ballots until the morning is like every failing bureaucrat who no longer seeks to get anything done but instead cites every possible excuse for not doing anything. i'm pretty sure he was just making up half of that shit

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:56 (six years ago) link

those people in allegheny are fancy with their databases

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:56 (six years ago) link

Lamb up by 95 votes (0%).

DJI, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:56 (six years ago) link

it's all about the absentees now

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:57 (six years ago) link

baby

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:58 (six years ago) link

As nice as it might be to win this seat, remember this is the House, where single votes fold into the general scrum, and that Trump won this district by 22% less than 2 years ago. Try not to have a nervous breakdown over this one. A result where Saccone wins by under 1000 votes is still amazingly bad for the Republicans, going forward, even if they retain the seat.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:59 (six years ago) link

re: that mosque bombing above; tons of shit stains were claiming that the muslims had bombed themselves for sympathy when that happened

Dan I., Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:03 (six years ago) link

One of my biggest takeaways from this election coverage was this tweet:

Driving around PA-18 today, all the Saccone ads I've heard have been about how he will fight to preserve Medicare, Social Security, and fix the opiate crisis. At least at the local level, Republicans are under no illusions about which issues matter to voters.

— Pinboard (@Pinboard) March 13, 2018

Advertising Saccone as a complete antagonist to the Federal GOP stance is the only way his campaign can drum up support for him on the local level. And keep in mind Lamb is absolutely moderate!

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:03 (six years ago) link

Lamb's margin up by 752 on Allegheny absentees

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:05 (six years ago) link

yup.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:09 (six years ago) link

3000 absentees left to count, but they're from GOP-leaning districts. still, Saccone needs a miracle at this point

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:09 (six years ago) link

About right:

The district is going to be gone in November. Congress isn't going to do anything before November. Who cares who gets the most votes? The meaning of the election was clear an hour ago.

— Stuart Rothenberg (@StuPolitics) March 14, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:12 (six years ago) link

I know the districts change in November but it will be huge if Lamb wins

Dan S, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:14 (six years ago) link

Trump cares who gets the most votes

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:17 (six years ago) link

xposts
it's a fair point. the only thing i can think of is a slight difference in how the hordes of uninformed voters view each party after reading either "Republican Wins in a Close Election!" or "Democrat Wins in a Close Election!" in the newspaper

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:17 (six years ago) link

Trump cares who gets the most votes

it's true but it's sort of analogous to craving libtears

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:18 (six years ago) link

I'm not gonna claim I'm above that at this point

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:19 (six years ago) link

the man's lived a life of pure hedonism and privilege at the direct expense of the disenfranchised and spends his entire day whining about the most trivial shit on the planet. I want him to pile up Ls for all eternity.

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:24 (six years ago) link

Just gotta say, whether or not Lamb wins, I feel that in this case and in the case of Alabama, I'd like to think the modest cash I donated made all the difference.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:28 (six years ago) link

lol

Larry Spahr, director of election for Washington County, is now saying the county will count its absentee ballots tonight because the race is so close.

He said all 1,195 votes will be electronically scanned, and then, to be sure, counted by hand. The count could take "several hours," Spahr said. "Oh it's very close," he said of the race.

Earlier tonight, Spahr said the county had planned to count the ballots tomorrow morning.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:28 (six years ago) link

Take it as you will.

Projection: Barring a major tabulation error, Conor Lamb (D) has defeated Rick Saccone (R) in #PA18.

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) March 14, 2018

Simon H., Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:28 (six years ago) link

@realdonaldtrump: "Wasserman states despite obvious tabulation error, Lamb has won. DISGRACEFUL!"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:30 (six years ago) link

I've seen far more photos of Saccone than I can count this past week and only just now did I notice he has a mustache.

omar little, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:35 (six years ago) link

he looks kinda like Bobby Kimball of Toto only more shitbaggy

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:38 (six years ago) link

goodbye Rick Succzone

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 12:41 (six years ago) link

a good morning indeed

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 12:45 (six years ago) link

not official til the Tweet

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 13:03 (six years ago) link

Yeah, don't we have to wait for the GOP to wildly attempt to redefine what constitutes a "legal" vote? I mean, there were stories of Republicans not registered or registered in different districts that weren't allowed to vote!

Meanwhile, this is how you do it:

LONDON — Britain ordered the expulsion of 23 Russian diplomats believed involved in espionage-related activities, British Prime Minister announced Wednesday in the first wave of measures against Moscow for the nerve gas attack against a former double agent.

May, speaking to Parliament, also outlines a range of other steps, including a halt to high-level meetings with Russian officials and the halting a planned visit to Britain by Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov.

May repeated British conclusions of Russian links to the nerve agent used in the attack — targeting the former spy and his daughter — and called Russia’s defiance response has “demonstrated complete disdain for the gravity of these events.”

“Instead they have treated the use of a military garde nerve agent in Europe with sarcasm, contempt and defiance,” she told lawmakers while announcing the reprisal measures.

She gave no further details on the Russian diplomats ordered expelled, but said there were deemed “undeclared intelligence officers.”

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 13:05 (six years ago) link

“Instead they have treated the use of a military garde nerve agent in Europe with sarcasm, contempt and defiance,”

The President is cool with it too so we're all good

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 13:11 (six years ago) link

lol mark's post about "military grade" has made me forever unable to unsee it now

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 13:13 (six years ago) link

Election in Pennsylvania? What election in Pennsylvania?

Hundreds of good people, including very important Ambassadors and Judges, are being blocked and/or slow walked by the Democrats in the Senate. Many important positions in Government are unfilled because of this obstruction. Worst in U.S. history!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 14, 2018

Perhaps at no time in history have the business fundamentals of U.S. companies been better than they are today!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 14, 2018

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 13:13 (six years ago) link

its misspelling there seems deliberately designed to add injury to his insult

xpost

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 13:14 (six years ago) link

trump: it was the best of times, it was the worst of times

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 13:14 (six years ago) link

Worst in U.S. history!

even a stopped clock...

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 13:21 (six years ago) link

ROFFles from the ACLU/Kobach voter rights trial:

Another banner day for Kris Kobach's voter fraud experts. https://t.co/hMzOqAz7jI pic.twitter.com/5fFr3mQo32

— Adam Smith (@asmith83) March 13, 2018

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYMIyS2VQAAhQCq.jpg:large

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link

trump don't sign your tweets

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 14:25 (six years ago) link

where's the tax returns?

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 14:26 (six years ago) link

yeah but is judge murguia a citizen? where's the proof?

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 14:33 (six years ago) link

What kind of weirdo un-American name is 'Kobach' anyway? He should flag himself just to be on the safe side.

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 14:35 (six years ago) link

kobach to where he came from

the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 14:48 (six years ago) link

so the GOP spin is gonna be that Lamb won because he "essentially ran as a Republican"

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (3000 more u's here) uuuuuuuuuuuuure

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 14:53 (six years ago) link

Sure, he ran as a non-Trump Republican.

neutral yogurt (doo dah), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 14:59 (six years ago) link

And then why didn't Saccone try that?

Frederik B, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 15:03 (six years ago) link

Because he "was Trump before Trump was Trump".

neutral yogurt (doo dah), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 15:04 (six years ago) link

Because he was busy being more trump than trump

xposts, lol. You have to admit it was a catchy slogan for saccone.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 15:05 (six years ago) link

Or, ok, not more trump than trump, but he at least beat him to it

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 15:05 (six years ago) link

More human than human.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 15:11 (six years ago) link

republicunt

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 15:14 (six years ago) link

btw this got lost with the PA-18 race so I'm gonna re-post it here

Take a bow, @NYPost pic.twitter.com/dthl70r1Sc

— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) March 13, 2018

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 15:25 (six years ago) link

wake me when the best new york tabloid headlines aren't plays on new york tabloid headlines from the era when the city was affordable

maura, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 15:28 (six years ago) link

sorry but this was tops

EX-EXXON TEXAN EXEC REX NEXT EX-SEC

— Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) March 13, 2018

Simon H., Wednesday, 14 March 2018 15:32 (six years ago) link

(different event but still)

Simon H., Wednesday, 14 March 2018 15:32 (six years ago) link

headless state department in topless ah fuck it

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 15:33 (six years ago) link

THERE IS A DEMOCRAT SUPPORTING THE BDS MOVEMENT, ADVOCATING FOR REPARATIONS AND CALLING FOR ABOLISHING ICE IN A DISTRICT TRUMP WON BY 27 POINTS. https://t.co/nPliez5gy2

— abolish ice. subscribe to my newsletter. (@SeanMcElwee) March 14, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 15:46 (six years ago) link

that rules

Simon H., Wednesday, 14 March 2018 15:49 (six years ago) link

he seems cool: https://twitter.com/dancanon

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 15:51 (six years ago) link

Vice profiled him a bit ago.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/9knpkp/is-dan-canon-the-progressive-savior-of-indiana

Simon H., Wednesday, 14 March 2018 15:52 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/HfC8e4Y.png

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 16:05 (six years ago) link

if we can just get the mid-terms out of the way before WWIII + Civil War 2 i will be feeling pretty good

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 16:06 (six years ago) link

just bought a canon tee

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 16:24 (six years ago) link

Larry Kudlow is the new Gary Cohn

*loud, poorly camouflaged sniffing sound*

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 17:01 (six years ago) link

read that as "Lisa Kudrow"

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 17:31 (six years ago) link

would swap out existing cabinet for entire cast of Friends in a heartbeat

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 17:54 (six years ago) link

the one with all the white ppl still in charge

the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 17:57 (six years ago) link

sure, whatever, would swap out for random selection of twenty people pulled randomly off the street

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 17:58 (six years ago) link

McCabe is scheduled to retire on Sunday. This smacks of a petty, cruel effort to deny him his pension after 21 years of service to his country. https://t.co/4omLShxFIf

— Susan Hennessey (@Susan_Hennessey) March 14, 2018

j., Wednesday, 14 March 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link

could our nation's infrastructure BE any worse?

https://i.imgur.com/R0mBdQy.jpg

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 18:04 (six years ago) link

infriendstructure

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 18:10 (six years ago) link

meanwhile here's the sapience of Larry Kudlow.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 18:10 (six years ago) link

Getting goofy here

NEW: Trump has discussed a plan to fire Attorney General Jeff Sessions and replace him with EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt, according to two Republicans in contact with the White House https://t.co/UZDwGBmJhi

— VANITY FAIR (@VanityFair) March 14, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 19:04 (six years ago) link

btw re yesterday's econ move

“President Trump and his administration made the right decision on blocking Broadcom from taking over Qualcomm,” Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer said in a speech on the Senate floor.

“We all know that China has been rapacious about trade and very smart. They look for places where they can steal our best technology,” Schumer added.

RAPACIOUS! Heavens! Imagine if the USA ever engaged in rapacity.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-qualcomm-m-a-broadcom-congress/senate-democratic-leader-praises-trumps-blocking-broadcoms-takeover-of-qualcomm-idUSKCN1GP231

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 19:06 (six years ago) link

anyway nice to see the Official Leader of the Resistance giving big ups to Twoscoops

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 19:07 (six years ago) link

“The president is finally realizing he is the president,” a former White House official told me. “He’s just making these decisions on his own.”

the cheeto is becoming sentient

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 19:09 (six years ago) link

Official Leader or not, if Chuck Schumer tried to steer The Resistance in directions it did not want to go, he would be officially ignored by the majority of The Resistance.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 19:10 (six years ago) link

i wasnt sure if that was a jab for schumer or the resistance tbh

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 19:14 (six years ago) link

fire Attorney General Jeff Sessions and replace him with EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt

w h a t

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 19:19 (six years ago) link

pruitt is on his way to the ted cruz god tier of assholes. even if he doesn't become the new AG, he's likely to be the OK senator by 2020.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 19:28 (six years ago) link

w h a t

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, W

"He is just making these decisions on his own."

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 19:30 (six years ago) link

gotta fill the swamp before you can drain it

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 19:31 (six years ago) link

Last Tuesday, Trump met with ultra-hawkish former U.N. ambassador John Bolton in the Oval Office to discuss a potential job offer. Bolton has for years argued that the United States should pre-emptively attack Tehran. In 2015, he wrote a New York Times op-ed headlined, “To Stop Iran’s Bomb, Bomb Iran,” and last month, he wrote a Wall Street Journal op-ed outlining the legal case for a pre-emptive strike against North Korea.

According to a person who spoke with Bolton after the meeting, Bolton recalled that Trump said he wanted him to join the administration: “We need you in here, John.” Bolton responded that there were only two jobs he’d consider: secretary of state and national security adviser. Trump said, “O.K, I’ll call you really soon.” Sources added that Trump spent much of the time with Bolton fuming that McMaster was speaking privately with Barack Obama’s former national security adviser Susan Rice. “Trump kept saying, ‘Can you believe it? To Susan Rice? Can you believe it?’”

trump adding bolton to the inner circle is a very bad sign of things to come. jfc, how does this guy persist in public life?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 19:31 (six years ago) link

fire Attorney General Jeff Sessions and replace him with EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt

i forgot that since Pruitt's already been sworn in as cabinet member, he wouldn't have to have a senate confirmation hearing. and he wouldn't recuse himself from overseeing the Mueller investigation like Sessions did. if Pruitt shut the investigation down, would house republicans do anything? would any republicans do anything

fuuuuuck, there is a chance of crossing over in the dark timeline, and before i get shushed i think everyone should review the election day thread one more time

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 19:35 (six years ago) link

however if trump shut down the Russia investigation it would probably just add to and not subtract from the likelihood of November being a pretty decent month for Democrats. (imo)

omar little, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 19:37 (six years ago) link

no doubt, but at that point i'd worry about getting to november

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 19:39 (six years ago) link

would house republicans do anything?

yea they'd declare the President totally exonerated and dedicate their resources to jailing Hillary Clinton for uranium crimes

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 19:41 (six years ago) link

what's up with NY-19, where zephyr teachout lost in 2016, also an Obama-Obama-Trump district

https://ballotpedia.org/New_York%27s_19th_Congressional_District_election,_2018

running this time around are a laywer, a businessman, and army intel officer and... LAW & ORDER SVU'S CASEY NOVAK?

I love the Hudson Valley. I am proposing a better way forward for voters in #NY19. Learn more about my campaign for Congress and let's show everyone how it can be done- with empathy and reason! 👍🏻https://t.co/DbukMtCGgF

— Diane Neal (@DianeNeal) February 9, 2018

goole, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 19:43 (six years ago) link

Cool news about Pruitt and Bolton. Any word yet on who's going to be heading Space Force? Just an idle curiosity before I take my inevitable header off a very tall building.

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 19:45 (six years ago) link

hoo boy the copy on Diane Neal's crowdfunding page needs some work

Simon H., Wednesday, 14 March 2018 19:47 (six years ago) link

Any word yet on who's going to be heading Space Force?

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-lp0CZmn-Ys/hqdefault.jpg

omar little, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link

heard the depressing possibility the other day of the 2020 presidential elections going like this
Trump loses
Trump declares there WAS russian interference this time
refuses to leave office

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link

obama and hillary were working with the russians the entire time, trump has been trying to tell us this since before the election, he said it was rigged, many people are saying trump was the leader on this

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 19:50 (six years ago) link

heard the depressing possibility the other day of the 2020 presidential elections going like this
Trump loses
Trump declares there WAS russian interference this time
refuses to leave office

― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, March 14, 2018 7:48 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:04 (six years ago) link

but he like, fucking hates this job, right?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:06 (six years ago) link

Regardless of how it ultimately plays out, anyone expecting Trump to leave gracefully at the end of his duly elected tenure as POTUS has done an amazing job of not learning a goddamn thing about the fucker currently befouling the White House.

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:07 (six years ago) link

also cmon he's gotta have a big mac heart attack sometime in the next 24-48 months doesn't he he old as hell

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:07 (six years ago) link

looks like Junior's getting a divorce. Sad! they had such a cute story

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVi2OKJV4AAGVkb.jpg

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:08 (six years ago) link

xp

Don Jr. and wife headed for divorce, according to Page Six.

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:08 (six years ago) link

love is a lie, folks

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:10 (six years ago) link

one thing re Space Force -- do you doubt we'd weaponize space no matter who's prez? This clod just shouted it, is all.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:10 (six years ago) link

yeah, the space force thing is funny just because "space force" sounds goofy but morbs otm weaponizing space seems like an inevitability

gbx, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:11 (six years ago) link

isn't space already weaponised

imago, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:12 (six years ago) link

yeah the air force & the army have been jockeying over who's gonna get to run the show above the atmosphere for years

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:13 (six years ago) link

Hiring Bolton is well within the mainstream of the Democratic Party like we all agreeed was “otm” yesterday tho?

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:14 (six years ago) link

Now that Trump is discovering the areas where he legally has a free rein to decide pretty much whatever he wants, he's probably warming up to the job. He still bumps into legal limits on his power as he gropes around in the pitch darkness of his ignorance, but once he's fully surrounded by nothing but yes-men and rasputins, he'll be like a hog in a wallow.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:16 (six years ago) link

Don Jr. looks and acts like he was kicked in the face by a mule. Maybe tthis guy:

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/0/0c/Pinocchio_Disney-_Lampwick_as_a_donkey_smoking.png/revision/latest?cb=20141206020721

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:19 (six years ago) link

I just envisaged Paul Westerberg writing "Big Mac Heart."

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:20 (six years ago) link

looks like Junior's getting a divorce. Sad! they had such a cute story

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVi2OKJV4AAGVkb.jpg

― frogbs, Wednesday, March 14, 2018 4:08 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

1/2 scoop heave ho :(

https://pagesix.com/2018/03/14/donald-trump-jr-and-wife-headed-for-divorce-friends-say/

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:20 (six years ago) link

i forgot that since Pruitt's already been sworn in as cabinet member, he wouldn't have to have a senate confirmation hearing.

Not the case, according to Gabriel Sherman's VF story today. I was wondering about that myself.

WilliamC, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:51 (six years ago) link

but...that's where i read it!

...ah, i see they've added a correction to the article: Note: An earlier version of this story incorrectly stated that Pruitt would not have to undergo a Senate confirmation hearing.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:53 (six years ago) link

ok, that makes me feel a little better then. now we can count on the bold leadership of democrats and republicans to block his confirmation, if it comes down to it

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:54 (six years ago) link

Surely the divorce news is unrelated to his dropping his Secret Service protection and this subsequent event - https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/12/nyregion/donald-trump-jrs-wife-white-powder.html.

Moo Vaughn, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 21:05 (six years ago) link

She was not, however, who I imagined Johnny McEntee just might be having an affair.

Moo Vaughn, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 21:06 (six years ago) link

heard the depressing possibility the other day of the 2020 presidential elections going like this
Trump loses
Trump declares there WAS russian interference this time
refuses to leave office

― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, March 14, 2018 7:48 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, March 14, 2018 4:04 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nah trump will leave office he'll just tweet about the election being rigged over and over and over for months on end

marcos, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 21:07 (six years ago) link

basically the same thign as when he won

marcos, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 21:07 (six years ago) link

Question: Is there a possible Trump nominee that congressional Democrats should not oppose on principle? (I mean any likely nominee, for any position.)

I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 21:14 (six years ago) link

Question: Is there a possible Trump nominee that congressional Democrats should not oppose on principle? (I mean any likely nominee, for any position.)

― I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 15 March 2018 08:14 (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Whichever turkey trup nominates to be pardoned in November?

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 21:23 (six years ago) link

Thanks, Ed, now I'm imagining Jared in feathers

I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 21:25 (six years ago) link

Is there a possible Trump nominee that congressional Democrats should not oppose on principle?

I would say no, but if you are playing the game on the 'centrist wins' hypothesis, you'd probably think that the appearance of inflexible ideology and unreasoning obstruction will hurt you among the hypothetical voters in the middle. (as if this ever hurts the republicans.)

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 21:26 (six years ago) link

cursed-image-1488.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/2UVyQpk.jpg

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 21:26 (six years ago) link

I would say no, but if you are playing the game on the 'centrist wins' hypothesis, you'd probably think that the appearance of inflexible ideology and unreasoning obstruction will hurt you among the hypothetical voters in the middle. (as if this ever hurts the republicans.)

― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, March 14, 2018 9:26 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Does it not? George W. Bush ran on "compassionate conservatism" (and lost). Donald Trump ran on a somewhat ideology-free form of 'nationalism' that essentially promised big government to 'white' people (and lost). Bernie Sanders made some similar promises to some similar people, and may be a quite salable candidate for it, against expectation, but I think his fans are insufficiently concerned about the number of people of various colors and stripes he might alienate from the coalition (myself not included, absent a third-party candidate with a better chance of beating Trump).

Moo Vaughn, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 21:43 (six years ago) link

The main reason Trump wants a new Attorney General is so that he can stop the Mueller investigation, so no, unless they recuse themself before the vote, there is not even theoretically anyone the Democrats should support.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 21:45 (six years ago) link

Meantime...

Stormy Daniels’ lawyer @MichaelAvenatti tells @NicolleDWallace that more women have come to him seeking representation against the President.

— Bianna Golodryga (@biannagolodryga) March 14, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 21:47 (six years ago) link

Guv Cuomo gettin' cool v naturally

https://splinternews.com/when-you-totally-fit-in-1823766219

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 21:48 (six years ago) link

Would not be surprised if MS ends up being closer than TX

Moo Vaughn, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 22:18 (six years ago) link

Meantime

Paul Manafort has a new lawyer, Richard Westling, per new court filing pic.twitter.com/kTyrEaC0NR

— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) March 14, 2018

Unlike Davis's lawyer, this guy apparently is more for one trials -- especially ones where the government comes down hard.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 22:30 (six years ago) link

More one for trials, rather.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 22:31 (six years ago) link

Just noticed how much Stormy's lawyer looks like Sterling Archer:

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/904853634344673280/24mvBwiQ_400x400.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 22:35 (six years ago) link

A face u can trust

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 22:37 (six years ago) link

?? he looks like a dimestore lance armstrong

goole, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 23:20 (six years ago) link

Dick Westling indeed

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 23:33 (six years ago) link

a dime store Don Draper more like

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 23:34 (six years ago) link

Westling, by musket and sextant

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 23:51 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYRh1P9VMAAAs0l.jpg:small

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 March 2018 00:07 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/UaDMwQm.jpg

Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 March 2018 00:11 (six years ago) link

these people are truly our betters

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 15 March 2018 00:29 (six years ago) link

Lots of chatter about a "blood bath" with more @realDonaldTrump staff changes. Top of the list - H.R. McMaster to be replaced by @AmbJohnBolton . Sources say McMaster departure is "imminent". More changes expected as well

— John Roberts (@johnrobertsFox) March 14, 2018

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 15 March 2018 00:54 (six years ago) link

This made me laugh before I gagged.

I actually took a screenshot of my favorite troll a couple days ago. I laughed so hard I couldn't even respond. When someone can't even insult you correctly ( you're all welcome. Enjoy) pic.twitter.com/KcTGns82xw

— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) March 9, 2018

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 15 March 2018 01:01 (six years ago) link

AhdjtjfnjdhG

valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 15 March 2018 01:02 (six years ago) link

Well well

NEWS: A Trump Organization lawyer is listed in the arbitration demand for the Michael Cohen LLC that paid 30K to Stormy Daniels in October 2016—tying the president’s company to efforts to silence the former porn star for the first time. https://t.co/aX1EFZD15y

— Rebecca Ballhaus (@rebeccaballhaus) March 15, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 March 2018 01:17 (six years ago) link

I still don’t get why this stuff matters. Does anyone doubt her story? Even the most hardcore trump ppl know he’s very capable of what she claims. They just don’t care.

tobo73, Thursday, 15 March 2018 01:22 (six years ago) link

ppl know he’s very capable of what she claims

So far, her claims have been rather limited, due to her NDA situation. The entire story might be more interesting than the hints and winks we've had up to now. You're right that this is just a sideshow to the whole shit show that is Trump but I do think the endless rain of shit is wearing down some of his less-fringey supporters.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 15 March 2018 01:36 (six years ago) link

And now there's this loopiness!

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/03/14/buzzfeed-stormy-daniels-trump-462261

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 March 2018 01:52 (six years ago) link

And reminder that it's less the story, more the money.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 March 2018 01:53 (six years ago) link

Statistical evidence that the payoff came straight from the Trump campaign: https://medium.com/@whstancil/statistical-model-strongly-suggests-the-stormy-daniels-payoff-came-from-the-trump-campaign-7c09c300cb18

Dan I., Thursday, 15 March 2018 02:00 (six years ago) link

FWIW it’s precisely what resulted in criminal charges against John Edwards, so if they’re fishing around for something black and white and not Russia to impeach on in 18 months, this would do.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 15 March 2018 02:59 (six years ago) link

On the tenth anniversary of the first bank bailout (Bear Stearns)

😙👌 https://t.co/dhEp5xPMZs

— (peter kagan &) 🌬The Wind (@peg_mclaugh) March 15, 2018

Simon H., Thursday, 15 March 2018 03:35 (six years ago) link

xpost Ten Days That Rocked My World

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 March 2018 04:41 (six years ago) link

yes:

Bennet (D-CO)
Carper (D-DE)
Coons (D-DE)
Donnelly (D-IN)
Hassan (D-NH)
Heitkamp (D-ND)
Jones (D-AL)
Kaine (D-VA)
Manchin (D-WV)
McCaskill (D-MO)
Nelson (D-FL)
Peters (D-MI)
Shaheen (D-NH)
Stabenow (D-MI)
Tester (D-MT)
Warner (D-VA)

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 15 March 2018 10:37 (six years ago) link

what is even the point of these people

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 15 March 2018 10:41 (six years ago) link

good ol' Dougie delivers again

Simon H., Thursday, 15 March 2018 11:04 (six years ago) link

glad to see my boy Bill Nelson willing to disappoint again

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 March 2018 11:12 (six years ago) link

the usual suspects

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 March 2018 11:43 (six years ago) link

Stabmenow

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 March 2018 11:47 (six years ago) link

More on what went on at the black site Haspel ran

https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2018/03/gina-haspel-black-site-torture-cia/555539/

Simon H., Thursday, 15 March 2018 12:34 (six years ago) link

Stockholm Syndrome: noun. This sentence: "Anthony Scaramucci, the hedge fund advisor turned White House Communications Director to President Donald Trump (for just 10 days in July), has signed a book deal for The Blue Collar President: How Trump Is Reinventing the Aspirational Working Class, a spokesperson at publisher Hachette confirmed Wednesday to The Hollywood Reporter. "

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 15 March 2018 13:49 (six years ago) link

ah yes, the aspiration of owning the libs

maura, Thursday, 15 March 2018 13:59 (six years ago) link

I'm somewhat impressed by how many variations of trolling they managed to pack into that title. Like, nothing about it reflects reality in the slightest. Well done, Mooch.

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 March 2018 14:22 (six years ago) link

The Cybernetic President: How Trump is Literally Terraforming Venus With His Bare Robotic Hands

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 March 2018 14:23 (six years ago) link

I guess we'll need to wait for some poor souls to actually read the thing to discover whether it's stockholm syndrome or just craven opportunism (though I suppose it could be both)

Simon H., Thursday, 15 March 2018 14:24 (six years ago) link

I guess imaginary VP Tim Kaine isn’t worried about running for real VP in 2020

Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 March 2018 14:37 (six years ago) link

I still remember the thrill of his VP announcement, the goosebumps, the enthusiasm rising impossibly higher

Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 March 2018 14:38 (six years ago) link

that was me the last time I saw a picture of Jake Gyllenhaal at the beach!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 March 2018 14:41 (six years ago) link

lol

These days, Jake has reverted to his nightcrawler persona. Jake doesn’t take his shirt off at the beach anymore.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 March 2018 14:45 (six years ago) link

THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION BRACKET: Who will outlast them all?

Screaming into the void has never been easier (Sanpaku), Thursday, 15 March 2018 14:48 (six years ago) link

I'd say Stephen Miller - he's a virulent racist, unnecessarily combative on TV, and a completely subservient lackey. he's a five-tool player.

frogbs, Thursday, 15 March 2018 14:57 (six years ago) link

agreed Miller like a cockroach will scurry out of the wreckage even after Trump goes down

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:01 (six years ago) link

heyo

The Trump administration announced Thursday it is enacting new sanctions on Russia, including individuals indicted last month by special counsel Robert Mueller, in a sweeping new effort to punish Moscow for its attempts to interfere in the 2016 US election.

The measures come a month-and-a-half after the administration missed a congressionally mandated deadline to impose the new sanctions, which led to questions over President Donald Trump's willingness to punish Moscow for its cyber intrusion. The new measures, however delayed, amount to the most stringent punishment yet by Trump for Russia's election interference.
In announcing the measures, the administration also disclosed a Russian attempt to penetrate the US energy grid, and said the new sanctions would punish actors for their participation in other major cyberattacks.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/15/politics/russia-sanctions-trump-yevgeniy-viktorovich-prigozhin/index.html

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:02 (six years ago) link

Prez just said abt St. Patrick's Day parade that he "used to watch it all the time"

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:11 (six years ago) link

who doesn't love a parade

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:13 (six years ago) link

pretty sure he means on TV, which is the safe zone for the NYC stagger

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:14 (six years ago) link

Michael Hayden, former head of the CIA, uses a lot of words here to say that when Gina Haspel tortured people she was just following orders https://t.co/6OXqcyWw7r pic.twitter.com/m59RnklfFI

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) March 14, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:15 (six years ago) link

Trump rewatching a worn out VHS recording of a St. Patrick's Day parade from 1993 on a loop like a five-year-old with a Disney movie is a thing I can completely imagine.

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:16 (six years ago) link

have to say coming after the CIA honcho for torture of all things is kinda ?

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:20 (six years ago) link

"It's what we do."

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:20 (six years ago) link

that was me the last time I saw a picture of Jake Gyllenhaal at the beach!

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, March 15, 2018 9:41 AM (forty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

alfred i got to interview jake g. on the phone for the prince of persia movie and he was a big sweetie :)

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:27 (six years ago) link

Jake's bod fluctuates acc to the practical needs of the moment, kinda like Cory Booker's bloviating

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:31 (six years ago) link

alfred i got to interview jake g. on the phone for the prince of persia movie and he was a big sweetie :)

― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown),

how big?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:31 (six years ago) link

Lord

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:41 (six years ago) link

we're talking about world-historic matters, Ned.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link

From abroad, I encourage this development.

Simon H., Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:45 (six years ago) link

Alfred it's not the size of the Sword of the Enlightened Warrior it's how you swing it

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 March 2018 16:01 (six years ago) link

Trump aide tells me he frequently mentions in meetings about the Japanese dropping bowling balls on cars. No one knows exactly where he got the story from.

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) March 15, 2018

a few people have speculated that he *probably* picked this up from David Letterman

frogbs, Thursday, 15 March 2018 16:03 (six years ago) link

Worth reiterating the banking bill could have gotten full support of genuinely red state Dems -- Donnelly, Heitkamp, Tester, Manchin, Jones -- and still failed by 5-6 votes since it needs 60

It's blue/purple state Ds (in Va., Delaware, Michigan, Colorado) who put it over the top

— Jeff Stein (@JStein_WaPo) March 14, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 March 2018 16:14 (six years ago) link

wait didn't clinton get impeached for lying about getting blown by Lewinksy? Cant Trump get impeached for lying about his sex fails??

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Thursday, 15 March 2018 16:21 (six years ago) link

i don't understand the bowling ball thing. like what is the context ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 15 March 2018 16:24 (six years ago) link

nevermind smh

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 15 March 2018 16:26 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcceA03RHOU

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 15 March 2018 16:40 (six years ago) link

We should test Trump's brain by dropping a bowling ball on it and seeing if it dents.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 March 2018 16:51 (six years ago) link

the ball?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 March 2018 16:55 (six years ago) link

My thanks, to DJT, for finding new ways to amaze me after all this time.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/mar/15/donald-trump-admits-made-up-facts-justin-trudeau

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 15 March 2018 17:41 (six years ago) link

He's a shitball scrabbling to impress other shitballs, the absolute worst. He shouldn't be allowed to run a Burger King franchise, let alone a country.

papa don't take no meth (stevie), Thursday, 15 March 2018 17:48 (six years ago) link

SCOOP with @nytmike - Mueller subpoenas Trump Org https://t.co/dPm4fN9ysw

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) March 15, 2018

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 March 2018 17:49 (six years ago) link

nice

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 15 March 2018 17:57 (six years ago) link

where's the tax returns?

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 15 March 2018 18:01 (six years ago) link

In your heart

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 March 2018 18:01 (six years ago) link

I would not be shocked if some Trump Organization activities fall under RICO statutes. I'd be more surprised if they didn't.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 15 March 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link

this country is much more like Burger King with an army than it should be

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 March 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link

i'll bet anyone a big mac and two scoops of ice cream that our descendants (if civilization survives) will marvel at the shakespearean irony of trump foreshadowing his own tax return tragedy by making a spectacle of himself rising to serious political prominence demanding barry's birth certificate

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 15 March 2018 18:06 (six years ago) link

These days, Jake has reverted to his nightcrawler persona. Jake doesn’t take his shirt off at the beach anymore.

― Karl Malone, Thursday, March 15, 2018 2:45 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Jake G was reportedly outside my building a half hour ago.

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 15 March 2018 18:17 (six years ago) link

Wild and shirtless?

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 March 2018 18:18 (six years ago) link

#secretempires #corruptdems #dirtyjoe

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Thursday, 15 March 2018 18:38 (six years ago) link

a subpoena for the Trump Org can only accelerate the whole firing Sessions and replacing him with Pruitt thing. Trump previously "warned" Mueller that investigating his personal finances was a a "red line"

god what a joke

Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 March 2018 18:42 (six years ago) link

he probably thought he was being so smart by warning Mueller not to do that

Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 March 2018 18:43 (six years ago) link

If it's financial stuff then that can likely be prosecuted at the state level, too.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 March 2018 18:44 (six years ago) link

the orange russian of mar-a-lago: a five-act tragicomedy sequel to cocktail with tom cruise taking the paul newman role and a young crooked donald as the color of money apprentice. two scoops up

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 15 March 2018 18:48 (six years ago) link

From AP:

BREAKING: Trump administration accuses Russia of ongoing, deliberate operation to penetrate US energy grid.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:10 (six years ago) link

(cue nationwide blackout)

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:12 (six years ago) link

lol "trump administration"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:12 (six years ago) link

heh, yeah. just like the "trump administration" is finally saying the russian spy poisoning was a bad thing.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:13 (six years ago) link

maybe dumb question: assuming that Mueller getting fired actually helps the dems in November, could a new majority appoint a special prosecutor? or can that position no longer exist

gbx, Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:16 (six years ago) link

Trump is like Keith David in "They Live." People have been punching him for months, telling him to put on the stupid glasses. He finally relents and sees that, yeah, Russia is up to no good.

And then he takes off the glasses and goes back to doing shady illegal shit.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:16 (six years ago) link

this is how don, jr. and vanessa trump met https://t.co/6W2FfsVBQW pic.twitter.com/I0Mo2vveYu

— Kenzie Bryant (@kenzbry) February 8, 2018

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:17 (six years ago) link

xposts
seriously though, this stuff is frightening. a cyberattack on the grid, whether from russia or elswhere, seems so likely and inevitable that i'm not sure how it hasn't happened yet. there have been a string of cyberattacks on Saudi industrial/energy facilities in recent months, including one that was intended to cause an explosion (http://foreignpolicy.com/2017/12/21/cyber-attack-targets-safety-system-at-saudi-aramco/ and https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/15/technology/saudi-arabia-hacks-cyberattacks.html). i will feel slightly better when the trump administration is not in charge of cybersecurity.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:18 (six years ago) link

a cyberattack on the grid, whether from russia or elswhere, seems so likely and inevitable that i'm not sure how it hasn't happened yet.

They're saving it for when it best serves some larger strategic purpose?

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:25 (six years ago) link

yeah he had to raise you

— C (@zergmans) March 15, 2018

zergmans!!!!!!!

frogbs, Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:27 (six years ago) link

xpost Like during the Games of Thrones series finale or something? Putin plays the long game.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:27 (six years ago) link

It would be a fairly major attack, crippling the electricity grid has the potential to kill millions of people as food and water distribution breaks down. It’s probably up there with a nuclear attack in terms of impact and disturbingly easy to pull off. Russia probably keeps its cyberwarriors poking around as a threat, provocation and to make sure they have the capability.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:30 (six years ago) link

They'll wait until 8+ years of Trump swinging his dick at the world has effectively bottomed out any international sympathy for the US and then pull the plug.

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:33 (six years ago) link

Xpost Yeah Megan McCain sucks and she left herself open for the easy joke but idk maybe don’t dunk on someone taking an anti-torture stance?

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:33 (six years ago) link

a cyberattack on the grid, whether from russia or elswhere, seems so likely and inevitable that i'm not sure how it hasn't happened yet.

― Karl Malone, Thursday, March 15, 2018 7:18 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

How certain are you that it hasn't?

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:43 (six years ago) link

Wild and shirtless?

― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, March 15, 2018 6:18 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Engaged with local wildlife, but unlikely to have been deshabille.

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:46 (six years ago) link

guys, gabbneb is a Russian bot

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:49 (six years ago) link

moo vladimir

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:55 (six years ago) link

imagine all the lost bitcoins if the energy grid got hacked

had (crüt), Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:55 (six years ago) link

How certain are you that it hasn't?

yeah exactly! i'm sure someone's already gotten far enough to do plenty of damage and see how easy it was to get there. if it were me, i'd wait until juuuuust after trump refuses to acknowledge that he lost the 2020 election and accuses the opponent of cheating

Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:57 (six years ago) link

I hate Trump as viscerally as anyone here, but we've seen that Vanessa quote like four times already itt.

Speaking as a human (and btw the father of an intellectually disabled child), there is a limit to how many times I want to see people throw "retarded" around as a fun pejorative thx

I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:57 (six years ago) link

Energy grid getting hacked is a pointless worry, akin to getting nuked by NK. It's not going to happen, and if it did, that's pretty much the end of things, so why worry about it?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:58 (six years ago) link

i'm going to quietly bookmark that permalink so that i can reference it with absurd quickness when a major energy grid cyberattack occurs. or, uh, after the internet comes back up

Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:59 (six years ago) link

another easily forgettable (for me) nuke/grid parallel being relative localization of disaster -- the country and the world are big, and a major city (or several) getting knocked out would be awful but not immediately synonymous with the end of all life as we know it

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 15 March 2018 20:04 (six years ago) link

sooooooooo, people leaving and people getting fired and all that: is it WAY more than other administrations? i haven't actually read anything about that. he hasn't been president long and it seems like a lot of people fleeing/getting booted but i have no idea how normal/abnormal it is.

scott seward, Thursday, 15 March 2018 20:05 (six years ago) link

is it WAY more than other administrations?

short answer: yes

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 15 March 2018 20:09 (six years ago) link

Mail bombs are killing people in Texas but Donald Trump hasn’t said a thing. There’s a reason for that. https://t.co/4UWhKeV9IE by @ShaunKing

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) March 15, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 March 2018 20:15 (six years ago) link

JJ MacNab's rundown on the mosque bombers:

U.S. Attorney Identifies 3 Suspects In Mosque Bombing https://t.co/Qckw5sVi2C

— JJ MacNab (@jjmacnab) March 13, 2018

goole, Thursday, 15 March 2018 20:29 (six years ago) link

To summarize, a former sheriff deputy, who had been convicted of abducting his daughters to a Mennonite community in Belize in 2006, set up a phony company to build Trump's border wall, and then led a local militia to bomb a mosque and to attempt to bomb a women's health clinic.

— JJ MacNab (@jjmacnab) March 14, 2018

+ a home invasion on someone they thought was a "hispanic drug dealer"
+ some walmart robberies
+ declaration of war against the state of IL (ok fine)

goole, Thursday, 15 March 2018 20:32 (six years ago) link

"way more"

wow, yeah, okay. and that newsweek article is from december. well, he always wants to be the biggest at everything. he has finally found his strength.

scott seward, Thursday, 15 March 2018 20:43 (six years ago) link

Of note -- the URL does not reflect the story, which is updated:

https://www.propublica.org/article/cia-cables-detail-its-new-deputy-directors-role-in-torture

Correction: Trump’s Pick to Head CIA Did Not Oversee Waterboarding of Abu Zubaydah

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 March 2018 23:29 (six years ago) link

looks like the republicans' benghazi investigation, i mean steele report investigation, might continue on in the senate

The Judiciary panel’s chairman, Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa), was joined by Sens. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), John Cornyn (R-Texas), and Thom Tillis (R-N.C.) in requesting that DOJ name a special prosecutor to zero in on possible mishandling of the FBI’s Russia investigation prior to the appointment of special counsel Robert Mueller. Specifically, the quartet raised concerns about the FBI’s relationship with Christopher Steele, who compiled a dossier of verified and unverified intelligence alleging a Russian effort to compromise now-President Donald Trump.

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/03/gop-senators-call-for-new-special-counsel-to-investigate-fbi.html

Karl Malone, Friday, 16 March 2018 00:00 (six years ago) link

McMaster out

flappy bird, Friday, 16 March 2018 01:02 (six years ago) link

Trump's a real McMastermind.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 March 2018 01:04 (six years ago) link

link?

global tetrahedron, Friday, 16 March 2018 01:06 (six years ago) link

praying john bolton suffers a sex scandal or something in the next week or so, fucking terrifying imagining that warmongering cretinous maniac back in a position of power

Doctor Casino, Friday, 16 March 2018 01:07 (six years ago) link

he'll probably be secdef for sure and a sex scandal won't stop that

global tetrahedron, Friday, 16 March 2018 01:08 (six years ago) link

welp this is finally, slowly turning into the complete disaster we were all worried about last nov eh

global tetrahedron, Friday, 16 March 2018 01:10 (six years ago) link

it's all good as long as he pisses off the libs and cuts taxes

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 16 March 2018 01:11 (six years ago) link

So the Miami company behind the bridge that collapsed (Munilla Construction Management) has alleged connections to Paul Manafort. No, this isn't a joke. Manafort was apparently helping his client Yan Jiehe find U.S. construction firms ripe for acquisition.https://t.co/uvh2cuvTYr pic.twitter.com/ErMEtTLOKF

— Katie Watson (@kathrynw5) March 15, 2018

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 16 March 2018 01:16 (six years ago) link

It's like Trump decided after a year that maybe Trump should just be Trump and say, well, Trump it. If we're all Trumped anyway then it probably doesn't matter what the Trump Trump does. Just keep on Trumpin'.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 March 2018 01:16 (six years ago) link

fyi this admin has been a terrifying disaster since day 1 in case you missed it

Doctor Casino, Friday, 16 March 2018 01:19 (six years ago) link

it has been, but i didn't die yet and i'm used to it now

global tetrahedron, Friday, 16 March 2018 01:20 (six years ago) link

we haven't had major foreign conflagrations tho which now appear to be in the works

global tetrahedron, Friday, 16 March 2018 01:21 (six years ago) link

maybe the rest of the world will feel sorry for us and just wait for this to pass before starting shit in earnest?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 March 2018 01:24 (six years ago) link

why are y'all complicating my students' reporting?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 March 2018 01:27 (six years ago) link

Yeah this admin has been as awful as expected from day one

frogbs, Friday, 16 March 2018 01:48 (six years ago) link

Hope we get invaded

valorous wokelord (silby), Friday, 16 March 2018 01:51 (six years ago) link

Chuck Norris baby

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 March 2018 02:28 (six years ago) link

so let's say Trump dies choking on one of KFC's famous bowls.

the networks need to cut in to report the death of the President

what's the headline, how "somber" is the reporting, and what music is playing in the background

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 March 2018 02:29 (six years ago) link

hey i've got about half a year of severance pay to drink through b4 i can die, you Gloomy Guses

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2018 02:52 (six years ago) link

All Star of course

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 16 March 2018 02:52 (six years ago) link

if some teen shot trump dead next week there'd be statues by october

Simon H., Friday, 16 March 2018 03:13 (six years ago) link

my scenario involved chicken

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 March 2018 03:21 (six years ago) link

He would be described as a "true American original" or something like that

JRN, Friday, 16 March 2018 04:23 (six years ago) link

Curtains for Cretin, Colonel Curtails Cur!

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 16 March 2018 04:56 (six years ago) link

oh...Terry Jacks, Seasons In The Sun

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 16 March 2018 04:57 (six years ago) link

Yaketty Sax

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 16 March 2018 06:24 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPj4thyOrVY

startled macropod (MatthewK), Friday, 16 March 2018 09:55 (six years ago) link

Was McMaster happy in that role. I thought one reason he took it was because he was duty bound as a serving officer to obey the President's command in being placed there. & he didn't have the ability to say no that other potential candidates had.

Does being fired from this Whitehouse actually look better on your CV anyway? Though would probably be the earlier teh better both in one's tenure and the regiume.

Stevolende, Friday, 16 March 2018 09:59 (six years ago) link

if some teen shot trump dead next week there'd be statues by october

would happily contribute to a kickstarter for the #hero #teen who assassinated trump

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 March 2018 10:05 (six years ago) link

er, for a statue for the #hero etc

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 March 2018 10:05 (six years ago) link

really want a KFC now

as the crows around me grows (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 March 2018 10:30 (six years ago) link

would happily contribute to a kickstarter for the #hero #teen who assassinated trump

― in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara),

uh you might be careful about posting such things. You don't want Don, Jr. to sic Secret Service on you, or, worse, his small Canines of Doom.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 March 2018 10:57 (six years ago) link

don jr's more of a gofundme kinda guy huh

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 March 2018 11:07 (six years ago) link

hatreon

papa don't take no meth (stevie), Friday, 16 March 2018 11:18 (six years ago) link

by all means let's turn into a murder-by-death succession nation, tot fine solution

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2018 11:28 (six years ago) link

hey it worked for the original Roman Empire

as the crows around me grows (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 March 2018 11:29 (six years ago) link

on the subject of Don Jr

pic.twitter.com/L1O53ATDvr

— Julie Ann Mugabe (@Julie_Johnsoned) March 15, 2018

Simon H., Friday, 16 March 2018 13:04 (six years ago) link

How valid are these suggestions that the divorce is some underhand subterfuge to protect assets for the future?

papa don't take no meth (stevie), Friday, 16 March 2018 13:07 (six years ago) link

today it's gonna be leave Don Jr. alone, tomorrow it's gonna be how the hell did we overlook Don Jr. transferring everything to his wife while the feds seized all his assets

frogbs, Friday, 16 March 2018 13:08 (six years ago) link

Eh divorce is good for the kids when it’s that or have parents hating each other. Hooray for divorce.

dan selzer, Friday, 16 March 2018 13:16 (six years ago) link

im gonna occams razor this shit and say don jr is probably legitimately pissing his wife off bc of his defense of daddy and being head of trump org.

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Friday, 16 March 2018 13:17 (six years ago) link

On the speculation that multiple cabinet and high level White House officials are all in danger of losing their jobs, a source close to White House: “Everyone loves a season finale.” Per @Acosta reporting

— Kristin Donnelly (@kristindonnelly) March 16, 2018

who could this source be. can anyone think of a person who treats the highest levels of government like a reality teevee show

frogbs, Friday, 16 March 2018 13:49 (six years ago) link

by all means let's turn into a murder-by-death succession nation, tot fine solution

― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius)

the roman empire didn't turn to murder as a succession route because they thought it was fun, it was because all of their institutions had failed

all of our institutions have failed. it doesn't matter what happens any more, we're completely fucked.

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Friday, 16 March 2018 13:52 (six years ago) link

Then We Came to the End: Special Donald Trump Edition

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Friday, 16 March 2018 13:56 (six years ago) link

at least the roman empire had lead poisoning to explain why their citizens got dumber, what's america's excuse

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 March 2018 13:58 (six years ago) link

I have that same thought all the time.

how's life, Friday, 16 March 2018 13:59 (six years ago) link

The Apprentice is an American reality television program that judges the business skills of a group of contestants. It has run in various formats across fifteen seasons since January 2004 on NBC.

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 March 2018 14:01 (six years ago) link

xxp the internet

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Friday, 16 March 2018 14:01 (six years ago) link

Still lead, hangover from gasoline in them boomers.xp

Hunt3r, Friday, 16 March 2018 14:07 (six years ago) link

But yes, the internet is probably a large contributor to our stupidity. Imagine if in previous decades every idiot with an opinion was given free access to a printing press through which they disseminate all of their ill-considered ponderings, a constant flow of noise subsuming all voices of reason and temperance and seemingly justified by nothing more than the fact of their transcription. We could've hastened this apocalypse long ago if it weren't for the glacial pace of technological progress.

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 March 2018 14:14 (six years ago) link

that is the history of print tbh, it's more that the reach and the audience have dramatically increased

as the crows around me grows (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 March 2018 14:16 (six years ago) link

portable electronic devices, natch

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link

xpost It's true. But like that thing where I can slap down some random verbiage between sips of coffee without exerting any more effort than what it takes to move my fingers across the keyboard and, pow, it's just out there for the entire world to read for as long as the internet continues to exist...that's some powerful shit to drop into the hands of the majority of people on earth.

What Morbs says, yes.

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 March 2018 14:23 (six years ago) link

Breaking Wind from CNN! Andy McCabe offered deal for lying to FBI and won’t get pension but will get passage in overhead bin on United flight to Oakland to work for scofflaw mayor.

— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) March 16, 2018

hmmm...might want to rethink this dead dog joke, Governor Huckabee

frogbs, Friday, 16 March 2018 14:28 (six years ago) link

Don't know why Huck feels it necessary to constantly underscore the common wisdom that the GOP's sense of 'humor' is DOA.

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 March 2018 14:43 (six years ago) link

he's no andy borowitz

mookieproof, Friday, 16 March 2018 14:44 (six years ago) link

Touche.

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 March 2018 14:47 (six years ago) link

you'd think Huck would want to shy away from the topic of animal harm

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Friday, 16 March 2018 14:56 (six years ago) link

never forget that Huck's son tortured a dog to death and that Huckabee himself fired the director of State Police for refusing to drop the case

frogbs, Friday, 16 March 2018 14:56 (six years ago) link

im gonna occams razor this shit and say don jr is probably legitimately pissing his wife off bc of his defense of daddy and being head of trump org.

Enlisting Occam's Razor, not only is Don Jr. a terrible person, but his soon to be ex is probably terrible as well, and their 5 children will grow up to be terrible people, too. Those 5 kids, time will tell, but for DJTJ and his wife? Fuck them, this is no great American romance and divorce is no tragedy. They're shitty people who do shitty things to other people for personal gain, he's the child of the shittiest of them all who has been divorced multiple times and *still* screwed around on his rebound trophy wives. Anything that brings this nouveau riche dynasty to an end is to the betterment of society. Sorry, kids. Keep your head on straight and I think you'll one day realize you got the better end of the deal. Except for the one of the 5 kids named Donald Trump III. He's doomed.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 March 2018 15:30 (six years ago) link

yeah but shes prob less terrible than he.

i gotta say, ppl on this "no one shd celebrate divorces" thing on the internet? cant relate. wish my parents got divorced years ago, mightve spared me some heartache.

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:39 (six years ago) link

it was the same shit as "guys i don't care if you didn't like Scalia, u shouldn't be celebrating that a man died!"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link

old man dies? fuck. lived a full life of causing misery to others.

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:46 (six years ago) link

honestly libs being sanctimonious about the wrong things is one of my least fav lib things.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:47 (six years ago) link

yeah but shes prob less terrible than he.

Why reason do you have to believe this?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 March 2018 15:48 (six years ago) link

neanderthal otm

who gives a shit

marcos, Friday, 16 March 2018 15:49 (six years ago) link

i love it when shitty people die

what happened to Shakey? did he quit ilx or change his dn?

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:51 (six years ago) link

that guy gets it

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:51 (six years ago) link

taking a break afaik

sleeve, Friday, 16 March 2018 15:51 (six years ago) link

yeah but shes prob less terrible than he.
Why reason do you have to believe this?

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, March 16, 2018 10:48 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boys have cooties.

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:51 (six years ago) link

also not raised by donald trump has to count for something

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:52 (six years ago) link

Shakey definitely a much needed yin missing itt

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:52 (six years ago) link

Every time I see clips of Stormy's lawyer I can only imagine Trump seeing him and Trump thinking, "man, I wish that was *my* guy."

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 March 2018 15:58 (six years ago) link

fake i assume but who knows:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYQ3_o_VoAElu0f.jpg

mark s, Friday, 16 March 2018 16:17 (six years ago) link

everyone's probably already seen this, but here it is

Everything wrong with Fox News in one video pic.twitter.com/MhnApiQ3pG

— NowThis (@nowthisnews) March 16, 2018

Karl Malone, Friday, 16 March 2018 16:18 (six years ago) link

Senior White House person messages: "Something is going to happen today. I just don't think anyone knows what it is." Helpful but honest.

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) March 16, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2018 16:23 (six years ago) link

I hereby encourage Trump to do his best Budd Dwyer

papa don't take no meth (stevie), Friday, 16 March 2018 16:26 (six years ago) link

Hey Man, Sad! Tweet

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 16 March 2018 16:31 (six years ago) link

I encourage him to do his worst Budd Dwyer. Maybe take off his bottom jaw or something.

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 March 2018 16:33 (six years ago) link

can you even imagine though? he'd be canonised by the kek right. PEPEists wearing gifs of the suicide round their necks like st christophers.

papa don't take no meth (stevie), Friday, 16 March 2018 16:35 (six years ago) link

maybe they'll all copy him

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 March 2018 16:37 (six years ago) link

hillary will be indicted for meeting with the russians in trump tower

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 16 March 2018 16:43 (six years ago) link

I have to give her props on the amazing Trump Jr. disguise she pulled off. And she would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling deplorables.

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 March 2018 16:49 (six years ago) link

HIllary is guilty of being in the same room with Russian collaborator Donald Trump.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 March 2018 16:51 (six years ago) link

rest in peace Carter Page

https://i.imgur.com/no3t2My.jpg

frogbs, Friday, 16 March 2018 18:29 (six years ago) link

btw here's my take: GOP voters cheer ICE for detaining and permanently splitting up families so I don't really give a damn about what they say about being mean to Don Jr.

frogbs, Friday, 16 March 2018 18:31 (six years ago) link

Also GOP voters vote for GOP political candidates so, y'know, fuck 'em in general.

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 March 2018 18:32 (six years ago) link

Rep. Louise Slaughter (D-NY) has passed away at the age of 88 after sustaining an injury last week, her office announced Friday.

Karl Malone, Friday, 16 March 2018 18:36 (six years ago) link

Here's my take: the GOP sucks.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 March 2018 18:36 (six years ago) link

Louise Slaughter was the first congressperson I ever got to vote for and is still the best congressperson I ever got to vote for.

Here's my take: I look forward to the GOP Tape Party's massive losses in the midterms

Moo Vaughn, Friday, 16 March 2018 18:46 (six years ago) link

Getting very circular here.

Scoop: Kelly says Trump probably contributing to staff chaos stories https://t.co/wjlRDIf95l

— Jonathan Swan (@jonathanvswan) March 16, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 March 2018 19:07 (six years ago) link

"probably"

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 March 2018 19:08 (six years ago) link

"Probably" is basically the answer to any question about Trump that may reflect poorly on the man.

"Is Trump a racist?"
"Is he a moron?"
"Did he cheat on his wife?"

Probably.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 March 2018 19:09 (six years ago) link

He's a bitch, he's a loser, he's a child, he's a user, he's a sinner, he's a taint, he does not feel ashamed.

Probably.

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 March 2018 19:17 (six years ago) link

yea by this point I'm convinced he's still doing the "John Barron" shit and in some cases I'm sure he's doing it just so he can do the opposite and yell "FAKE NEWS"

frogbs, Friday, 16 March 2018 19:39 (six years ago) link

yeah I have zero doubt he is a major source

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 16 March 2018 19:44 (six years ago) link

at least the roman empire had lead poisoning to explain why their citizens got dumber, what's america's excuse

I just listened to an interview with the author of a Generation of Sociopaths, and he mentioned that there was a lot of lead paint around when the baby boomers were children.

tokyo rosemary, Friday, 16 March 2018 19:49 (six years ago) link

^^reading this right now

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 16 March 2018 20:17 (six years ago) link

I remember the lead-paint PSAs very well.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2018 20:18 (six years ago) link

do u?

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 March 2018 20:26 (six years ago) link

yea by this point I'm convinced he's still doing the "John Barron" shit and in some cases I'm sure he's doing it just so he can do the opposite and yell "FAKE NEWS"

― frogbs, Friday, March 16, 2018 7:39 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

from what I gather he calls up all his rich asshole friends like Chris Ruddy from Newsmax and slathers on his verbal diarrhea. they then run to the scribes at wapo and nyt with their 'scoops'.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 16 March 2018 20:46 (six years ago) link

pooper scoopers

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 16 March 2018 20:52 (six years ago) link

This lawyer knows how to do the slow and steady doling out of info.

Stormy Daniels' lawyer says some alleged incidents took place during Trump presidency https://t.co/1ofwjralP9

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) March 16, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 March 2018 20:56 (six years ago) link

I'm going to be out of the country when the 60 Minutes things airs. Gonna be a shock to the system when I come back to a week of missed bombshells and breaking news.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 March 2018 21:01 (six years ago) link

My eyebrow, it arches.

Vanessa Trump hires criminal defense attorney for Donald Jr. divorce https://t.co/00eJwn6v1L

— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) March 16, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 March 2018 21:25 (six years ago) link

GOD I HATE HIS FACE SO MUCH

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 16 March 2018 21:29 (six years ago) link

Update on that:

1. So the Page 6 story that Vanessa Trump hired a "criminal defense attorney" is BS.

I looked into it and David Feureisen does as much civil work as criminal work and regularly handles divorce cases in New York pic.twitter.com/j6yk5yEsuC

— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) March 16, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 March 2018 21:36 (six years ago) link

Don, Jr.: HEY LOOK OVER THERE

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 March 2018 21:40 (six years ago) link

The Pirro angle, whatever its significance, is fun.

Moo Vaughn, Friday, 16 March 2018 21:47 (six years ago) link

The best people

John Kelly actually told reporters that Tillerson was on the toilet when he told him he was gonna be fired https://t.co/AbYrxGle4v

poop scoop from @swin24

— Sam Stein (@samstein) March 16, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 March 2018 23:30 (six years ago) link

dumped on the dumper!

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 17 March 2018 00:02 (six years ago) link

They keep using all this a-list material, they are going to wear out their audience.

earlnash, Saturday, 17 March 2018 00:26 (six years ago) link

DO YOU WANT TO BE CHIEF OF STAFF or SECRETARY OF STATE or WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR or NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR or ECONOMIC ADVISOR or STAFF SECRETARY or DEPUTY COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR or DEPUTY NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR or ATTORNEY GENERAL or DON JUNIOR'S WIFE? pic.twitter.com/Hk9SJa2y5e

— m i t h (@ManInTheHoody) March 16, 2018

Karl Malone, Saturday, 17 March 2018 01:05 (six years ago) link

@MichaelAvenatti: How can President Donald Trump seek $20 million in damages against my client based on an agreement that he and Mr. Cohen claim Mr. Trump never was a party to and knew nothing about? #notwellthoughtout #sloppy #checkmate

gbx, Saturday, 17 March 2018 01:40 (six years ago) link

Isn't there just one Dem billionaire who'd foot the bill for her to spill all the beans regardless? What use is your $900 billion, Soros?

louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 17 March 2018 01:40 (six years ago) link

she doesn't need soros; she and her lawyer are playing the game very well

mookieproof, Saturday, 17 March 2018 01:44 (six years ago) link

I love this tweet. Why? Because this two years ago this Friday (3/16/16), I was humbled and honored to be nominated to the SCOTUS by @POTUS44. @GOP refused to even meet with me. https://t.co/lrbeYwr3wH

— Merrick B. Garland (@MerrickGarland_) March 15, 2018

?

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Saturday, 17 March 2018 01:49 (six years ago) link

Someone should truck bomb the Senate imo

valorous wokelord (silby), Saturday, 17 March 2018 01:51 (six years ago) link

Too many innocent bystanders.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 17 March 2018 02:01 (six years ago) link

fuck year merrick garland

if i ever get a chance to spit in mcconnell's face i'm gonna spit "MERRICK GARLAND IN YOUR FACE" right in his face

Karl Malone, Saturday, 17 March 2018 02:02 (six years ago) link

I'd like to make some turtle soup outta this bitch

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 17 March 2018 02:13 (six years ago) link

I don’t generally eat eyeballs, especially not human eyeballs. But when I do, I make it a Mitch McConnell eyeball and crunch down with pleasure

Karl Malone, Saturday, 17 March 2018 02:18 (six years ago) link

Why did Garland tweet that? He will shame no one.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 March 2018 02:20 (six years ago) link

We sure that's him? It isn't verified.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 17 March 2018 02:22 (six years ago) link

it's Trump

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 02:24 (six years ago) link

Yeah....it looks fake

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 March 2018 02:30 (six years ago) link

well now this cornea just tastes a bit off

Karl Malone, Saturday, 17 March 2018 02:36 (six years ago) link

And McCabe ain't holding back

McCabe statement 🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/AXm94irR2w

— Laura Walker 🍸🦈 (@LauraWalkerKC) March 17, 2018

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 17 March 2018 02:40 (six years ago) link

so the don jr divorce is an asset shielding move right?

maura, Saturday, 17 March 2018 02:41 (six years ago) link

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/fbi-deputy-director-fired-days-retirement-kick/story?id=53805919

"The FBI’s OPR then reviewed the report and underlying documents and issued a disciplinary proposal recommending the dismissal of Mr. McCabe. Both the OIG and FBI OPR reports concluded that Mr. McCabe had made an unauthorized disclosure to the news media and lacked candor - including under oath - on multiple occasions," the statement continued.

"The FBI expects every employee to adhere to the highest standards of honesty, integrity, and accountability. As the OPR proposal stated, “all FBI employees know that lacking candor under oath results in dismissal and that our integrity is our brand,” Sessions said.

lol didn't this dude perjure himself before congress

j., Saturday, 17 March 2018 02:42 (six years ago) link

I'm not surprised, but this is a gross, low move.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 March 2018 02:42 (six years ago) link

dang, mccabe!

https://i.imgur.com/zSkxySo.png

Karl Malone, Saturday, 17 March 2018 02:43 (six years ago) link

i think he'll be fine in the end - it's easy for me to imagine the next administration, whoever runs it, quickly arranging to get him lost pension money.

but yeah, it's just petty and so trump

Karl Malone, Saturday, 17 March 2018 02:44 (six years ago) link

Not even the next admin, though that could happen -- that guy just scored one hell of a book deal, whenever it happens.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 17 March 2018 02:45 (six years ago) link

so the don jr divorce is an asset shielding move right?

I keep seeing a lot of claims about that but I haven't seen anything actually spelling it out in a 'here's the law, here's the deal' move. Is there one out there?

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 17 March 2018 02:46 (six years ago) link

I am wondering how he survived in real estate. The mafia doesn't take kindly to panic.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) March 17, 2018

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 March 2018 02:51 (six years ago) link

bahaha

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 17 March 2018 02:53 (six years ago) link

Wow. I just turned to FOX. Laura Ingraham has a show this late, doncha know. Alan Dershowitz was a guest. She and the floating heads of white people were proud as they affirmed Donald Trump's right to "clear the brush" so that the Justice Department can have good, clean men reporting to the president. It was terrifying -- it's what Hannah Arendt called the the gruesome quiet of an entirely imaginary world.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 March 2018 02:57 (six years ago) link

there's just no way Dershowitz doesn't have some weird skin in this game. I used to kind of get (?) his regular-old-contrarian bit but come on

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 17 March 2018 03:06 (six years ago) link

what a fucking creep

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 17 March 2018 03:07 (six years ago) link

Dershowitz def has weird skin

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 March 2018 03:18 (six years ago) link

I saw OJ was piping up about kneeling for the anthem this week, maybe they are warming up for a reunion

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 17 March 2018 03:23 (six years ago) link

vg ha

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 17 March 2018 03:25 (six years ago) link

Guess it's a late Friday night in DC.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 17 March 2018 04:27 (six years ago) link

out suckin' up blood

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 March 2018 05:06 (six years ago) link

Crap, and spousal privilege against testifying lasts past the end of marriage. I just looked that up.

Yerac, Saturday, 17 March 2018 13:11 (six years ago) link

so is every close election going to turn into an INVESTIGATION from now on instead of just a recount

had (crüt), Saturday, 17 March 2018 13:35 (six years ago) link

RIP democracy

had (crüt), Saturday, 17 March 2018 13:35 (six years ago) link

Got to love how the party that actively tries to disenfranchise democratic voters complains that they didn't win for the same reasons they intentionally impose on others.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 March 2018 13:37 (six years ago) link

When my winning streak in the 500 yard dash is threatened because the judges have decided it's only 'faaaaaaaair' to take the blindfolds and leg irons off of my opponents, you'd better believe I'm feeling miffed.

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Saturday, 17 March 2018 13:43 (six years ago) link

Republicans have successfully pushed the "dead, non-citizens, and fake individuals largely vote Democratic" for years without ever offering any substantial evidence, so they'll keep trying to suggest this happens.

in PA, the state GOP was even talking about impeaching the judges who made them redraw the district maps. they're a particularly garbage group of human beings.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 13:50 (six years ago) link

our hell timeline has branched off into a new, even more hellish timeline https://t.co/OQHWQ1ISWi

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) March 17, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 March 2018 14:12 (six years ago) link

And here we go!

“I pray that Acting Attorney General Rosenstein will follow the brilliant and courageous example of the FBI Office of Professional Responsibility and Attorney General Jeff Sessions and bring an end to alleged Russia Collusion investigation manufactured by McCabe’s boss James Comey based upon a fraudulent and corrupt Dossier,” Dowd then wrote.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-lawyer-its-time-to-fire-robert-mueller?ref=home

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 17 March 2018 14:19 (six years ago) link

feeling a little queasy

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 17 March 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link

alright, time for me to divest for a week or so. my blood pressure shouldn't be this high at 10:30 am.

really though firing Mueller would only be a short-term victory for Trump anyway, much as firing Archibald Cox was barely one for Nixon.

I half-expect Mueller to say "this firing is illegal - the investigation continues" if it happens (though nobody would comply with subpoenas obviously).

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 14:31 (six years ago) link

Betsy Woodruff reporting that Dowd just emailed her to walk it back, no doubt McGahan flipped out on reading this.

Also (I am not shitting) she just outed Dowd for emailing in Comic Sans, purple no less, repeatedly.

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 17 March 2018 14:37 (six years ago) link

hahaha

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 14:39 (six years ago) link

I seriously don't know how I'm still here at this point. I qualify to emigrate to Canada, my job would still be there for me. and I'm a very independent guy who can live in isolation without cracking. guess just uprooting oneself after spending almost 40 years in an area is difficult.

it's just such a toxic country now and I know people around say "divest from the news" for a bit but the ugliness isn't just in the news anymore. I saw a shitty Pro-Trump billboard at a business just yesterday, I see offensive Islamophobic bumper stickers/shirts all the time, asshole alt-right dickheads showing their ass in public. None of this shit's new, it was always there, only now nobody in the Executive Branch cares to do anything about it.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 14:43 (six years ago) link

On the other hand, asshole GOP candidate apparently just shamed out of his Maine seat race for being a racist, homophobic conspiracy mongerer.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 March 2018 15:10 (six years ago) link

Yeah there are some reasonable half-measures, Neanderthal, like moving to a different state.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 17 March 2018 15:38 (six years ago) link

East ATL is kinda bohemian.

tbh though I'm not far from a bohemian area where I am! it's just too small.

the Maine thing was awesome

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 15:40 (six years ago) link

happy st. patrick's day! the american president claims he fired the american secretary of state on the john while the american president is suing a porn star for $20 million (using the same lawyer that bankrupted gawker?) while the american president is under investigation for treason with russia (who is murdering ex-russian pats in great britain) and the american president's son is getting divorced and the american president's son-in-law owns 666 5th avenue (a property a $1 billion+ underwater) -- slainte!

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 17 March 2018 15:59 (six years ago) link

And none of it matters. Nothing will happen. Eventually the Dems will gain control again and be completely ineffectual, and the Republicans will continue to ensure America is only for rich, white, christians. There is no positive ending to this. There is no way we are better off in 10years as a country. The only way is down.

But, the suns out this morning, so I'm going for a bike ride.

brotherlovesdub, Saturday, 17 March 2018 16:06 (six years ago) link

Canada is really nice but the weather might get to you

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 17 March 2018 16:07 (six years ago) link

I would celebrate St. Patrick's Day if it resulted in snakes being driven into the White House.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 March 2018 16:31 (six years ago) link

Neanderthal - you're in Orlando area correct?

i reside in east ATL and all things considered it feels pretty good compared to central FL -- where i am right now for work (DeLand)

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 17 March 2018 16:34 (six years ago) link

BTW, I can't even parse the double negatives at work in the Cohen/Stormy stuff. So Cohen, representing no one, is suing for damages - to who? - based on an NDA - that does not exist? - to be awarded to an unsigned party - who is definitely not the president - for breaking the terms - of which there are none - of an agreement that no one agreed to.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 March 2018 16:35 (six years ago) link

lol that's a pretty good summary!

sleeve, Saturday, 17 March 2018 16:39 (six years ago) link

every one of these people has to be on massive amounts of cocaine

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 17 March 2018 16:43 (six years ago) link

BTW, I can't even parse the double negatives at work in the Cohen/Stormy stuff. So Cohen, representing no one, is suing for damages - to who? - based on an NDA - that does not exist? - to be awarded to an unsigned party - who is definitely not the president - for breaking the terms - of which there are none - of an agreement that no one agreed to.

and to top it all off, none of that is happening at all, according to some trump supporters. it is literally not happening and it all fake.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 17 March 2018 16:47 (six years ago) link

a nothing that really matters, anyone can see

lol dis stance dunk (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 17 March 2018 16:50 (six years ago) link

will yes I am.

yr givin me ideas now lol. i stayed in East ATL last year and loved it

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 16:53 (six years ago) link

what neighborhood, out of curiosity? (admittedly, shit's changed so much since i left home so may not even mean much to me at this point but...)

lol dis stance dunk (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 17 March 2018 16:55 (six years ago) link

every one of these people has to be on massive amounts of cocaine


NYC real estate + “you are the average of the five people you spend the most time with” = yes.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 17 March 2018 16:57 (six years ago) link

for myself, i was in Candler Park when i moved here 2 yrs ago and just recently moved about a mile away to Edgewood/ Kirkwood area, a little closer to EAV

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 17 March 2018 16:59 (six years ago) link

East Atlanta Village?

had (crüt), Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:02 (six years ago) link

xposts sorry

had (crüt), Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:03 (six years ago) link

have we talked about this Cambridge Analytica thing

had (crüt), Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:04 (six years ago) link

xxpost it was on Metropolitan Ave SE less than a mile from The Earl in the Village

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:05 (six years ago) link

<3 the Earl

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:07 (six years ago) link

me too. one of my favs

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:09 (six years ago) link

dig! i grew up further out, technically in decatur but more like tucker. suburbs built out in the 60s. i know adults living now in the areas in between (mix of old streetcar neighborhoods and like 1980s/90s apartment buildings) and they all seem to be making it work happily.

lol dis stance dunk (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:10 (six years ago) link

Much like fired FBI Director James Comey, CNN has now learned there are memos former FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe wrote documenting his conversations with the President, among other things, according to a source with knowledge of the matter.

— Shimon Prokupecz (@ShimonPro) March 17, 2018

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:11 (six years ago) link

the paper industry must be thriving in this admin

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:17 (six years ago) link

so hypothetically, somehow Mueller is fired. what happens? do all of his findings become unusable? or does he still get to turn everything over to Congress to review?

and can any of it legally be made public if he opted to?

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:29 (six years ago) link

Living in Orlando might be better than east Georgia depending on tolerance for gay Disney cast members.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:41 (six years ago) link

have we talked about this Cambridge Analytica thing

― had (crüt)

not yet, I don't think.

sleeve, Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:56 (six years ago) link

holy shit

https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/17/politics/john-brennan-donald-trump-mccabe-firing/index.html

the trumps need to be jailed pronto

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 17 March 2018 18:24 (six years ago) link

The “Cambridge Analytica” thing is really the “Facebook thing” and whoo boy this is going to take a while

El Tomboto, Saturday, 17 March 2018 18:37 (six years ago) link

Every member of Congress, Republican and Democrat, needs to speak up in defense of the Special Counsel. Now. https://t.co/bg9pVtkdOv

— Mark Warner (@MarkWarner) March 17, 2018

just for fun, though, first we'll see what happens when one political party doesn't speak up in defense of Mueller

Karl Malone, Saturday, 17 March 2018 18:38 (six years ago) link

that porn star stormy daniels has more credibility than american president donald "john" trump speaks volumes about the GOP. vladimir putin must be having an awesome st. patrick's day

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 17 March 2018 18:41 (six years ago) link

so hypothetically, somehow Mueller is fired. what happens? do all of his findings become unusable? or does he still get to turn everything over to Congress to review?

and can any of it legally be made public if he opted to?

the case is also in the New York court, thanks to Eric Schneiderman.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 March 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link

Mr. President, the American people will hear my story very soon. And they can judge for themselves who is honorable and who is not.

— James Comey (@Comey) March 17, 2018

say what you've got to say then drop dead you fucking pig

Simon H., Saturday, 17 March 2018 18:51 (six years ago) link

Charming

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 17 March 2018 18:54 (six years ago) link

He deserves to be treated with much more respect than that, disgraceful.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 March 2018 18:59 (six years ago) link

we should only recognize this administration being gutted if it is done by the right kind of people according to the true and proper principles of the committed Left

El Tomboto, Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:01 (six years ago) link

Specifically the Canadian Left

valorous wokelord (silby), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:02 (six years ago) link

I'm all for gutting fyi

Simon H., Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:03 (six years ago) link

nm Comey sucks, go Trump family!

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:46 (six years ago) link

those trumps are sure showing the stuck up washington types what's what

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link

nm Comey sucks, go Trump family!

you can hate trump, want him to fail, and not be a CIA bootlicker

Simon H., Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:52 (six years ago) link

and know that Comey is a goofy piece of shit who absolutely mishandled public communications vis a vis FBI's Clinton probe

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:55 (six years ago) link

....very possibly getting Trump elected in the process, lol

Simon H., Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:58 (six years ago) link

i want the following things to happen:
comey owns trump
then
comey GETS owned (owner tbd)

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:59 (six years ago) link

OTHER WORLDS ARE POSSIBLE worlds where two bad people get owned

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:59 (six years ago) link

I want the following:

a martini

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:59 (six years ago) link

sometimes the enemy of your enemy is yr temporary friend

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 20:00 (six years ago) link

correct (whom u l8r own)

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Saturday, 17 March 2018 20:00 (six years ago) link

Comey is Fredo but u can let him pretend to be Michael for a while

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 20:03 (six years ago) link

comey owns trump
then
comey GETS owned (owner tbd)

this would be nice. alas the former is very unlikely and the latter is even less so (I know I add this caveat a lot but I would v much like to be wrong)

Simon H., Saturday, 17 March 2018 20:09 (six years ago) link

the lord works in mysterious ways

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Saturday, 17 March 2018 20:11 (six years ago) link

comey won't own trump, bcz it will be trump owning himself and comey was just an observer.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 17 March 2018 20:12 (six years ago) link

who exactly itt is a cia bootlicker? (also stop kinkshaming)

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 17 March 2018 20:15 (six years ago) link

possibly gabbneb, possibly Tom D. unless he was joking(?), can't tell anymore lol

Simon H., Saturday, 17 March 2018 20:17 (six years ago) link

tbf, cia bootlicker MIGHT be the most humane job in the whole agency. that or the ppl who do the world factbook.

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Saturday, 17 March 2018 20:20 (six years ago) link

Too many Fredos.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 March 2018 20:26 (six years ago) link

ILX has become a CIA bootlicking black site, and now the reckoning is upon us.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 17 March 2018 20:30 (six years ago) link

Not enough Al Neris. xp

Simon H., Saturday, 17 March 2018 20:31 (six years ago) link

maybe i missed it or i r dum but has there been a credible explanation of why Corney couldn't shut up about Clinton EMAILZ but completely omitted the fact that FBI was simultaneously investigating Trump/ Trump campaign?

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 17 March 2018 20:46 (six years ago) link

this article's headline has aged well: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/nov/03/fbi-leaks-hillary-clinton-james-comey-donald-trump

methanietanner, Saturday, 17 March 2018 20:52 (six years ago) link

comey and much of the IC is republican and were maybe all ready to unload on hillzo once JEB! or marco won the nomination. as it became increasingly clear that hair fuhrer was going to be the nominee, no matter what their reservations about his russian connections were, i think they stuck with the original plan -- demonize demonize demonize demonize the witch -- figuring there was no way in hell enough americans would vote for so obvious a venal dipshit as donald trump

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 17 March 2018 21:17 (six years ago) link

It's going to be quite remarkable, when this thing is done, to count up all the careers ended, lives destroyed and other collateral damage.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 March 2018 21:27 (six years ago) link

i hope jason chaffetz winds up in jail, not least for leaking comey's october 2016 letter about hillary

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-comey-letter-probably-cost-clinton-the-election/

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 17 March 2018 21:33 (six years ago) link

Hopefully most of the lives destroyed etc. will be human waste like Erik Prince

Simon H., Saturday, 17 March 2018 21:38 (six years ago) link

Not surprising of course but

Andrew McCabe has met with Mueller's team, a source familiar with the exchange tells Axios.

McCabe's interview with Mueller's prosecutors apparently included what he knows about Comey's firing. https://t.co/ldfrRBCwbp

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) March 17, 2018

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 17 March 2018 22:03 (six years ago) link

Never knew Comey was in the CIA.

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 17 March 2018 22:03 (six years ago) link

yeah I mixed up my acronyms, bite me

Simon H., Saturday, 17 March 2018 22:07 (six years ago) link

never knew there were 57 states hnnnnnnnnnnnn

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 17 March 2018 22:09 (six years ago) link

maybe i missed it or i r dum but has there been a credible explanation of why Corney couldn't shut up about Clinton EMAILZ but completely omitted the fact that FBI was simultaneously investigating Trump/ Trump campaign?

― constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, March 17, 2018 8:46 PM (one hour ago)

people were definitely thinking about this when it happened, this question was posed to me by a lawyer friend the day that the announcement was made!

Dan S, Saturday, 17 March 2018 22:10 (six years ago) link

it spurred christopher steele to go to the press with what he knew iirc

Heez, Saturday, 17 March 2018 22:12 (six years ago) link

yeah I mixed up my acronyms, bite me

― Simon H., Saturday, March 17, 2018 10:07 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They're totally the same too

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 17 March 2018 22:36 (six years ago) link

the cia is known to favor hires of Scandinavian heritage while the fbi trends Polish

had (crüt), Saturday, 17 March 2018 22:40 (six years ago) link

lmao

Simon H., Saturday, 17 March 2018 22:52 (six years ago) link

y'all should go get a beer -- it's a holiday of Irish heritage today.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 March 2018 22:54 (six years ago) link

I'm way ahead of you which is how my mixup happened lol (I had Haspel's record on my mind)

Simon H., Saturday, 17 March 2018 22:57 (six years ago) link

the cia is known to favor hires of Scandinavian heritage while the fbi trends Polish

― had (crüt), Saturday, March 17, 2018 10:40 PM (fifty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You're a dad, right?

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 17 March 2018 23:32 (six years ago) link

maybe i missed it or i r dum but has there been a credible explanation of why Corney couldn't shut up about Clinton EMAILZ but completely omitted the fact that FBI was simultaneously investigating Trump/ Trump campaign?

― constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, March 17, 2018 8:46 PM (one hour ago)

Yes

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 17 March 2018 23:35 (six years ago) link

this thread needs a,can of Raid

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 23:39 (six years ago) link

we should only recognize this administration being gutted if it is done by the right kind of people according to the true and proper principles of the committed Left

yeah that's exactly what Simon meant, dude

you don't have to be a Cog off the clock

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 March 2018 23:51 (six years ago) link

i'd love to see Yam *and* every FBI chief past and present torn apart by wolves

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 March 2018 23:52 (six years ago) link

lol my fav Carvey bit

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 March 2018 00:26 (six years ago) link

possibly gabbneb, possibly Tom D. unless he was joking(?), can't tell anymore lol

Canadians have no sense of irony.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 March 2018 00:47 (six years ago) link

You're a dad, right?

― Moo Vaughn, Saturday, March 17, 2018 7:32 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't know what this means but no i'm not

had (crüt), Sunday, 18 March 2018 00:50 (six years ago) link

means the nebb got a faulty xls

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 March 2018 01:01 (six years ago) link

Crut is the father of 77

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 18 March 2018 01:58 (six years ago) link

Ok lol, true

Hunt3r, Sunday, 18 March 2018 02:02 (six years ago) link

Canadians have no sense of irony.

this is objectively true

Simon H., Sunday, 18 March 2018 02:07 (six years ago) link

Man this is getting wild

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 18 March 2018 02:18 (six years ago) link

my Cog got a capital C this time!

El Tomboto, Sunday, 18 March 2018 03:18 (six years ago) link

btw, on mccabe: sessions had to fire him, right, ultimately? embattled jeff sessions, on the edge of being fired himself, agrees to fire mccabe 2 days before his actual retirement date? something's weird.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 March 2018 03:22 (six years ago) link

Trying to save his own hide (it won't work).

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 18 March 2018 03:24 (six years ago) link

my bootlicking capital-C cogness aside, I'm enjoying this particular flavor of commentary, for the moment

The truth that Christofascists do not yet understand, but that the deeply religious theology professor who wrote this does: You threw your hand away with Donald Trump. No one - NO ONE - will ever listen to conservative political Christians again without laughing. pic.twitter.com/kDxOrewje1

— Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) March 17, 2018

https://www.sltrib.com/opinion/commentary/2018/03/17/commentary-donald-trump-is-faithless-to-commitments-and-individuals-how-can-believers-who-condemn-false-witness-support-him/

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2018/04/the-last-temptation/554066/

Dear Lord, please make it so

El Tomboto, Sunday, 18 March 2018 03:33 (six years ago) link

For that Canadian to have irony, he'd have to admit that he lives in a province/city that just exalted to the elder Ford brother, loved the book uTOpia in 2005 or its nu-hippy after effects (despite its erasure of most of the city), bitches about real estate prices now, and still feels way, way less guilty than the average American lacking health insurance and having to sit down at dinner or deal online with people who love inexcusable relatives.

it's a lot to take in and ironize. but sure: kill the fbi. i mean christ, KILL ICE. you ever go to jim's best western, Simon?

lion in winter, Sunday, 18 March 2018 04:39 (six years ago) link

Maybe we should take this to the cdn poli thread but honestly not one word of that makes sense and I ain't being ironic

everything, Sunday, 18 March 2018 04:45 (six years ago) link

fine, fine. put simply: it's very easy for canidians to adopt an ideologically pure view of the us because they refuse to analogize their own politics with america's and no one is asking them too. that's what i meant. like it's all fun and games to be like 'hang comey' but when i go home and see hand wringing about the most obvious shit, it feels weak.

lion in winter, Sunday, 18 March 2018 04:48 (six years ago) link

it's like that Dane on here waving his finger to and fro shouting 'i love women if they want me to' and it's so boring and obvious i want to observe him in a movie theater thinking about when to furrow a brow

lion in winter, Sunday, 18 March 2018 04:54 (six years ago) link

what a luxury! you don't have to condescend just 'cause you're better

lion in winter, Sunday, 18 March 2018 04:55 (six years ago) link

yeah simon, stop idealizing canadian politics so much

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Sunday, 18 March 2018 05:00 (six years ago) link

sure, cause the last three posts on the canpoli threat aren't mocking trump's justin fibs and simon's last contribution isn't a pathetic hope for the ontario ndp party not to be milquetoast. it is, it will be. and it's a shame. but like i said, it's either hand-wringing or hand-rubbing.

lion in winter, Sunday, 18 March 2018 05:08 (six years ago) link

Oh I see. You are drunk. That's ok then. Carry on then.

everything, Sunday, 18 March 2018 05:09 (six years ago) link

i'm not, i'm just deeply tired of people of who have imaginary (or barely-there) stakes trying to purify discourses that they treat as side-conversations during the course of a normal day. so, the imaginary hard line/utopia of 'what if there wasn't law enforcement' or 'what if the fbi not only got rid of trump but then also fell on it's condemnable, historically evil sword' strikes me as so idiotic and useless a contribution to ongoing discourse that i want to go out of my way to call out people stroking that particular hardon.

i drive behind people going nowhere with 2.8 million bumper stickers (the popular vote!) on their ten-year-old subarus every day and i also want to run them off the road.

like is hard to come to the conclusion that you feel aggrieved? most people don't have that problem.

lion in winter, Sunday, 18 March 2018 05:19 (six years ago) link

Oh a ton of the posts on these threads are contemptuously predictable, especially the ones from people who have no stake in the game whatsoever. But without that it would just be schadenfreude subtweets alternating with apocalyptic sandwich boards. If these threads contained only salient remarks from people with valid and reasoned perspectives then there’d be one per year instead of 12.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 18 March 2018 05:49 (six years ago) link

sometimes when i read this thread (or the prior twelve) in the middle of my day (despite and including reductive, sometimes hilarious old lunchisms) i get a better understanding of what the fuck is happening with a slant towards fears and hopes i hold. it's when things sink into moral tumescence-checking about america's sins (hey stranger!) that i wonder if it wouldn't be better for the rest of the world to have a pat-each-other's-back board they can come moisturized to.

lion in winter, Sunday, 18 March 2018 06:10 (six years ago) link

Adrian Lamo, hacker who reported Chelsea Manning to the FBI, dead at 37

mighta lived just a lil too long

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 March 2018 13:31 (six years ago) link

love you morbz but fp'd

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Sunday, 18 March 2018 13:45 (six years ago) link

Dear Lord, please make it so

― El Tomboto

ok, ex-christian here. i struggled for a year to see if i could find a way to condemn these hypocritical hatemongers as False Christians while exalting myself as a True Christian. couldn't do it. still think there's a lot of good stuff in the bible, still believe huge chunks of it tbh, but to be totally honest all christians are cafeteria christians. if christianity wants to have another civil war frankly i'm all for it, but i'm out.

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Sunday, 18 March 2018 13:51 (six years ago) link

was A.L. an ilxor or sumthin?

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 March 2018 13:55 (six years ago) link

i read his obit. what i took out of it was a guy who tried to do the right thing but made a pretty awful mistake. i don't know the details, i don't know if the story in my head is true, but i can't help but think of kevin carter. also, i'm assuming (terrible thing, assuming, but we all do it) lamo's death was suicide, which is a bit of a sensitive topic for me.

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Sunday, 18 March 2018 13:58 (six years ago) link

he's tweeting up a storm this morning

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 18 March 2018 14:06 (six years ago) link

icymi

Paul Ryan used private information to make insider trades during the height of the financial crisis. https://t.co/mSiKX0pUBm

— abolish ice. send homan to the hague. (@SeanMcElwee) March 17, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 March 2018 14:14 (six years ago) link

From 2012?

El Tomboto, Sunday, 18 March 2018 14:16 (six years ago) link

like i said, in case you MISSED it

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 March 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link

Much love to lion in winter, someone with real skin in this game. I'd wager that not many among us have to deal so directly with the ill effects of this administration in the way you do, and I'm glad my terrified and ineffectual gibbering from the mouth of the void can occasionally give you a laff or two.

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Sunday, 18 March 2018 14:26 (six years ago) link

lmao sorry for apparently prompting a bunch of that after I logged off

Simon H., Sunday, 18 March 2018 14:27 (six years ago) link

Wtf is a “hardened democrat”

the late great, Sunday, 18 March 2018 15:41 (six years ago) link

typically they sit in a circle with other hardened democrats and

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 March 2018 15:43 (six years ago) link

From yesterday, but pity them, the sadly unemployable:

The mood at the White House these days — a former Trump WH official texts me: “I’ve been trying to find jobs for some people still inside and nobody wants to hire a White House person. It’s toxic ... Everyone inside is broken. ... Everyone is resigned to the worst.”

— Daniel Lippman (@dlippman) March 17, 2018

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 18 March 2018 16:14 (six years ago) link

awwwww

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 March 2018 16:23 (six years ago) link

haaaa, look at all the broken people

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 March 2018 16:25 (six years ago) link

“I don’t know what the designs are on Mueller, but it seems to be building toward that,” Flake said, after referencing “firings like this happening at the top from the President and the attorney general.”

“And I just hope it doesn’t go there, because it can’t,” he said. “We can’t, in Congress, accept that.”

Tapper pressed, saying that with a few exceptions, “I haven’t seen a lot of pushback from Republicans” in response to Trump’s attacks against the Russia probe.

“Do you really think that [Senate Majority Leader] Mitch McConnell and [House Speaker] Paul Ryan will stand up and say ‘No, Mr. President, you can’t do this’?” he asked.

“I hope so,” Flake responded. “Talking to my colleagues all along, it was, ‘Once he goes after Mueller, then we’ll take action.’ I think that people see that as a massive red line that can’t be crossed.”

thoughts and prayers

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 March 2018 16:29 (six years ago) link

‘Once he goes after Mueller, then we’ll take action.’ I think that people see that as a massive red line that can’t be crossed.”

lol stop it you fucking pussy

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Sunday, 18 March 2018 16:32 (six years ago) link

btw, i encourage everyone to sign up for something like this:

https://act.moveon.org/event/mueller-firing-rapid-response-events/search/

in the event of a mueller firing, there will be hundreds of rallies nationwide at either 5pm the same day or noon the next day, depending on the timing. signing up will mean that you'll get a text/email reminding you when and where your local rally is (and also means you will get over 300 moovaugn.org emails a day, until you change your subscription preferences). in chicago alone there are about 5000 people signed up for the federal plaza rally. i think it's really important to send an immediate resounding message when this shit that we can all see coming a million miles away happens.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 March 2018 16:35 (six years ago) link

I think based on the fact that Chait and Campos are freaking out about it that it’s not going to happen. Firing Mueller doesn’t make it go away at this point. It would turn everything that’s been discovered so far into fodder for massive public leaks.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 18 March 2018 16:49 (six years ago) link

Trump has a photo of Chait on his bathroom wall

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 18 March 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link

"Wtf is a “hardened democrat”"
watch out of Anthony Weiner is gonna start texting you

akm, Sunday, 18 March 2018 17:56 (six years ago) link

Why does the adventuring party have 13 hardened Player Characters, some big Crooked Magic Users, and Zero Non-Player Characters? Another Bard recently added...does anyone think this is fair to the Dungeon Monsters? And yet, there is NO TREASURE!

— Dungeons And Donalds (@DungeonsDonald) March 18, 2018

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 18 March 2018 18:33 (six years ago) link

Why does Wizard Mueller countsil have 13 hardy Elves, some bigly Wicked Hillbo friends, and Zero Goblins? So dirty- and CRUEL! Another Elfs saids soon ago...does anyone thinks its fair precious? And yets, there is NO CORIDDLINGS! WE SAYS SO! More we tweetrums, more they BELIEVES!

— Gollum J. Trump (@realGollumTrump) March 18, 2018

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 18 March 2018 18:34 (six years ago) link

Totally unsurprising but if he thinks this was going to help him...

Trump, who wants all coverage of him and info about him to be on his terms, had people sign long-term NDAs heading into the White House https://t.co/f33IFzBJQm

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) March 18, 2018

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 18 March 2018 20:16 (six years ago) link

Must protect his trade secrets from the competition.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 18 March 2018 20:31 (six years ago) link

THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS URINE.

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 18 March 2018 21:02 (six years ago) link

have we done this one yet

A White House staffer wrote his encrypted email password on White House letterhead and then left it at a bus stop https://t.co/7cpgAuflMw pic.twitter.com/qJ1Xsqg0G7

— Sam Biddle (@samfbiddle) March 17, 2018

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 18 March 2018 21:11 (six years ago) link

dang I wish "Bus stop" by the Volebeats was on youtube

Simon H., Sunday, 18 March 2018 21:25 (six years ago) link

sure, cause the last three posts on the canpoli threat aren't mocking trump's justin fibs and simon's last contribution isn't a pathetic hope for the ontario ndp party not to be milquetoast. it is, it will be. and it's a shame. but like i said, it's either hand-wringing or hand-rubbing.

― lion in winter, Sunday, March 18, 2018 12:08 AM (sixteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just saw this and not sure exactly what you're saying here. What is the right response to Trump making shit up about Canada's 'brutal' trade practices, in the context of renegotiating existing trade agreements, though? Being able to have a dark lol about it is a way to relieve real stress about something that could have a very real impact on Canadians, esp for someone who lives and works in the US on a NAFTA visa most of the year.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Sunday, 18 March 2018 21:26 (six years ago) link

DEVELOPING: Two injured after another explosion in Austin, Texas. https://t.co/5HP3GBiDAs pic.twitter.com/G5GElXu2i5

— ABC News (@ABC) March 19, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 March 2018 02:48 (six years ago) link

Ivanka understands that her father is gonna be dead in ten years.

j., Monday, 19 March 2018 04:00 (six years ago) link

he still won't step aside

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 March 2018 04:14 (six years ago) link

Weekend At Donnie's

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 19 March 2018 04:17 (six years ago) link

From the Hicks article linked by Maura:

no matter how dead any of the eccentrics or maniacs or divas appeared to be, how far away from the president their status as fired or resigned or never-hired-in-the-first-place should have logically rendered them, nobody was ever truly gone. The people who were problems on the campaign or on the inside continued to be problems. The president’s taste for the other and the new was so established that the most driven among them knew that all they had to do was wait for an opening, or shrewdly create one — a weakened staffer, a particularly demoralizing news cycle — and they could worm their way back in.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 19 March 2018 04:24 (six years ago) link

tough piece to get through but mostly worth it so far? ugh @ the tabloid tailing service bit. this pic is great

https://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/intelligencer/2018/03/16/magazine/16-hope-hicks-04.nocrop.w710.h2147483647.jpg

El Tomboto, Monday, 19 March 2018 04:51 (six years ago) link

I like how the piece ends with the assumption -- which she apparently holds -- that she will stay loyal and hopefully escape further attention.

I...doubt that.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 March 2018 04:53 (six years ago) link

thread title really doing some good work this month

El Tomboto, Monday, 19 March 2018 05:02 (six years ago) link

her favorite emoji being the “see-no-evil” monkey seems appropriate

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Monday, 19 March 2018 05:22 (six years ago) link

“He doesn’t trust any men and never has. He doesn’t like men, you see. He has no male friends. I was just with one of them the other day, someone who’s described as one of his closest friends, and he doesn’t know him very well. But a small number of women, including his longtime assistant back in New York, he really listens to them — especially if he’s not banging them. "

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 March 2018 09:54 (six years ago) link

Not sure what thread for this: https://www.politico.eu/article/wto-donald-trump-protectionism-brussels-fears-trump-wants-the-wto-to-fail/

"The EU’s bigger fear is that Trump’s ultimate goal is to kill off the World Trade Organization and rip up the current rule book that underpins global trade networks."

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 19 March 2018 12:10 (six years ago) link

Today, Martosko is the political editor of the Daily Mail.

This sentence makes a lot more sense to UK readers when you add "US" before "political".

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 19 March 2018 12:27 (six years ago) link

lol @ idea that Trump has any "ultimate goal" beyond getting his ego stroked in the next 5 minutes

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 March 2018 12:29 (six years ago) link

had the same reaction. he doesn't give a fuck abt the WTO but I'm sure has whisperers who'd like to go after it

tobo73, Monday, 19 March 2018 13:39 (six years ago) link

wheeeee we're all gonna die

Bush’s own chief WH ethics lawyer says appointing John Bolton as nat’l security advisor “is an invitation to war, perhaps nuclear war” pic.twitter.com/SuCnm2j4Ys

— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) March 16, 2018

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 March 2018 14:19 (six years ago) link

Painter is such an odd presence on TV. I can't figure out if his accent is impenetrable, he has a speech impediment, or both.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 March 2018 14:21 (six years ago) link

good ol' dick painter

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 March 2018 14:21 (six years ago) link

he's working on running for senate from MN

I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 19 March 2018 14:29 (six years ago) link

Can’t see him as a serious candidate, but has to be good to have an outspoken Trump critic running on the Republican side.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Monday, 19 March 2018 14:37 (six years ago) link

It looked like Painter had a frozen face or half a face like a stroke survivor when i first saw him on tv. Still not sure what the story is on him.

Stevolende, Monday, 19 March 2018 14:46 (six years ago) link

enh I'd prefer for all "never-Trumpers" to be publicly humiliated. Let Republicanism and Trumpism remain inseparable indefinitely. xp

Simon H., Monday, 19 March 2018 14:47 (six years ago) link

^^yes

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Monday, 19 March 2018 14:48 (six years ago) link

donald trump, richard nixon, george WMD bush -- people who vote for men like that are immune to "public" humiliation. that's how the GOP/Kochs keep increasing their ranks in our government imho

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 19 March 2018 15:02 (six years ago) link

don't forget ronald "fuckin" reagan

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:02 (six years ago) link

the republicans have nominated more frauds and jokes in the last few decades than most countries manage in a century

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:02 (six years ago) link

so yr saying they "get shit done"?

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:04 (six years ago) link

all kinds of shit

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:12 (six years ago) link

@turndeaux: “Certain lefties: lol I can’t believe liberals are idolizing the FBI, but also hey somebody should really look into this white supremacist bombing spree“

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Monday, 19 March 2018 16:30 (six years ago) link

i have no idea who this turndeaux fella is but are all his takes this fucking boneheaded?

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:35 (six years ago) link

The FBI is not immune to the clannishness and lawlessness that can infest any group of police or law enforcement agents; it's proved that on countless occasions. But they're what we have to investigate federal crimes, and when those crimes occur, I naturally hope they'll succeed in doing their job correctly.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:40 (six years ago) link

dude I'd trust literally anyone on Earth before I'd trust Trump and his people. FBI, KGB, OMD, TMI...

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:43 (six years ago) link

would you trust your cat sitting to Jim Comey

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:45 (six years ago) link

like, what if he investigated your cat's emails

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:45 (six years ago) link

not so much some libs worship the FBI as it is worshipping the rule of law

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:45 (six years ago) link

all these carrier law enforcement people are just making all this shit up and Trump is totally honest with nothing to hide at all .

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:49 (six years ago) link

Jeb Lund on what to do when Mueller's out

https://www.50statesofblue.com/2018/03/mueller-firing-trump-plan/

Simon H., Monday, 19 March 2018 16:50 (six years ago) link

otm. plus it's incomprehension that the anti-commie / pro-cop republicans are vilifying the FBI to cover for trump's kremlin treason / incompetence. he should just quit already, declare victory on the swamp, and broadcast trump-tv from trump tower / bedminster / mara-a-lago and leave the reality-based community out of it

xpost

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:51 (six years ago) link

quick question(s): does anyone know -- is the president legally allowed to hide his income taxes from the public for the years when he's in office? or is the IRS obligated to publish whatever BS he files for his first year in office?

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:53 (six years ago) link

So bizarre that both conservatives and liberals in the US demonstrate their tribal affiliation by zinging liberals.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:53 (six years ago) link

all these carrier law enforcement people are just making all this shit up and Trump is totally honest with nothing to hide at all .

Deep state. Drain the swamp.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link

Trump purging the FBI of the people who won’t do whatever he wants might be bad for leftism (and everybody) down the line.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Monday, 19 March 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link

further laser-like insight, thx

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:55 (six years ago) link

Jeb Lund on what to do when Mueller's out

https://www.50statesofblue.com/2018/03/mueller-firing-trump-plan/

― Simon H., Monday, March 19, 2018 4:50 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also, for safekeeping:

https://act.moveon.org/event/mueller-firing-rapid-response-events/search/

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 19 March 2018 16:55 (six years ago) link

i saw *the death of stalin* this weekend and it was a helpful reminder that while we may have a buffoon in power surrounded by double dealing sycophants, at least none of them have secret police death squads at their disposal

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 19 March 2018 16:56 (six years ago) link

give it time

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:57 (six years ago) link

Qualmsley, the thing with presidents releasing their tax returns is a convention. Many candidates have participated in it voluntarily but it is not, and never has been, a legal requirement. Further the IRS is not legally obligated to "publish" the president's tax returns. Indeed, quite the opposite.

I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:58 (six years ago) link

It’s a norm politicians adhered to because there was a perceived political in not doing so but that’s over now I guess.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Monday, 19 March 2018 17:01 (six years ago) link

*politicsl liability

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Monday, 19 March 2018 17:01 (six years ago) link

Jeb Lund on what to do when Mueller's out

https://www.50statesofblue.com/2018/03/mueller-firing-trump-plan/

― Simon H., Monday, March 19, 2018 4:50 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also, for safekeeping:

https://act.moveon.org/event/mueller-firing-rapid-response-events/search/

i appreciate the sentiment behind lund's article but the actual advice he provided was vacuous (ie, leading with "local politically oriented Facebook groups"?). the moveon link is much more practical and important to do, i think.

Karl Malone, Monday, 19 March 2018 17:01 (six years ago) link

Franklin Roosevelt did not release tax returns during his presidency, but many returns were later made available by his presidential library.

can't wait to tour mr. trump's presidential library

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 19 March 2018 17:16 (six years ago) link

He doesn't have to release but as President he automatically gets audited IIRC so maybe there will be a IRS agent who leaks.

louise ck (milo z), Monday, 19 March 2018 17:18 (six years ago) link

can't wait to tour mr. trump's presidential library

It'll be a smartphone and three issues of Trump Magazine, arranged around a golden toilet.

I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 19 March 2018 17:19 (six years ago) link

A collection of soiled spank mags, surely.

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 March 2018 17:22 (six years ago) link

Potato, potato.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 19 March 2018 17:24 (six years ago) link

my dad used to rant about Nixon's taxes frequently

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 March 2018 17:26 (six years ago) link

SCOOP: Trump close to hiring longtime Washington lawyer Joe diGenova to bolster his legal team. diGenova has pushed theories on television recently that Trump was framed by F.B.I. and Justice Department officials. w/@maggieNYT https://t.co/WyfDu0O5Gy

— Michael S. Schmidt (@nytmike) March 19, 2018

with philip seymour hoffman was still around to play this guy in the movie

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 March 2018 17:31 (six years ago) link

if we can somehow get fox & friends to start suggesting that trump should represent himself in court because of his high IQ, we'd be totally set

Karl Malone, Monday, 19 March 2018 17:33 (six years ago) link

TBF, Trump's quality legal team is almost the functional equivalent of representing himself.

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 March 2018 17:42 (six years ago) link

I'm sure they're all champing at the bit for the opportunity to use that old 'you're all out of order!' line in front of somebody important.

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 March 2018 17:44 (six years ago) link

He's going to hire a co-defendant as part of his legal team?

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 19 March 2018 17:45 (six years ago) link

Or, excuse me, he's going to hire someone who will become a target so he can say "look, Mueller's even targeting my lawyer"

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 19 March 2018 17:47 (six years ago) link

i am applying to work for trump's legal team MAGA, arguing in my cover letter that if it weren't for clinton and obama raising taxes on the *job creators* to buy votes from entitlement mooches then mr. trump would never have had to launder money through his properties and rely on kremlin financing (pecuniary and in-kind) as a 2016 republican presidential candidate in the first place. checkmate, libtards!

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 19 March 2018 17:49 (six years ago) link

Trump will set the precedent of being first potus to not have a presidential library

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Monday, 19 March 2018 17:58 (six years ago) link

if we can somehow get fox & friends to start suggesting that trump should represent himself in court because of his high IQ, we'd be totally set

case would be revealed as a sham of a mockery of a sham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP3uGDEPvzA

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 March 2018 17:59 (six years ago) link

I'm kind of fascinated by the idea of the Trump library, mostly because I have a really strong desire to visit solely so I can defile or vandalize it in some fashion. They have to be expecting that to happen, right?

joygoat, Monday, 19 March 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link

...but will somehow claim to make some kind of "biggest donation ever to the library of all libraries for everyone" fund, spend a weekend big upping it on twitter, and the donation will somehow never arrive or be wired to the funds hq in Cyprus or something. xp re no liebary

Hunt3r, Monday, 19 March 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link

I'm kind of fascinated by the idea of the Trump library, mostly because I have a really strong desire to visit solely so I can defile or vandalize it in some fashion. They have to be expecting that to happen, right?

Save your energy. It'll come pre-defiled. Every surface will already be covered with pee, just to deprive you of the satisfaction.

I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 19 March 2018 18:04 (six years ago) link

Take that, libs!

I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 19 March 2018 18:05 (six years ago) link

He'll raise several hundred million dollars for his library and it will end up being a phone lying in a bed made of toothpicks

President Keyes, Monday, 19 March 2018 18:09 (six years ago) link

They should host the library in that giant ark down in Ohio or Kentucky or wherever.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 March 2018 18:11 (six years ago) link

I do not envy the undertaking the next POTUS will have in attempting to clean up the mess Trump has made of this country, but I almost pity that future president more for having to cope with the mess Trump's made of the White House. The mere thought of occupying an intimate space marked by Trump musk makes me itch all over.

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 March 2018 18:22 (six years ago) link

federal fumigation is the best available

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 March 2018 18:23 (six years ago) link

A Tracy Emin installation wld make a good library, replete w/ upturned KFC buckets, strewn red ties, discarded girdle, pillows smeared w/ orange pancake

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 19 March 2018 18:24 (six years ago) link

space force library in space

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Monday, 19 March 2018 18:27 (six years ago) link

Hmm you know a library in space is a good idea. I already feel the moon should be used for backing up data

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Monday, 19 March 2018 18:27 (six years ago) link

The mere thought of occupying an intimate space marked by Trump musk makes me itch all over.

The gold leaf remediation alone ...

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 March 2018 18:29 (six years ago) link

I'm kind of fascinated by the idea of the Trump library, mostly because I have a really strong desire to visit solely so I can defile or vandalize it in some fashion. They have to be expecting that to happen, right?

― joygoat, Monday, 19 March 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55AqyBlpKAY

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 March 2018 18:30 (six years ago) link

Trump has almost 20 books to his name. Combine that with the complete print run of Trump Magazine, you could probably fill two shelves.

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 19 March 2018 18:35 (six years ago) link

Books on shelves is 19th-century thinking. Modern presidential libraries are all about interactive audiovisual exhibits. Like a wall of teevees showing Fox, and a KFC bucket.

I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 19 March 2018 18:46 (six years ago) link

You decide what to do with the bucket.

I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 19 March 2018 18:48 (six years ago) link

pee tape says what https://t.co/tRWqAypEAR pic.twitter.com/aYQJ3ltQXv

— Andrew Kirell (@AndrewKirell) March 19, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 March 2018 19:01 (six years ago) link

not really sure what thread this goes in at this point tbh.

holy shit https://t.co/JYj4XKJgNY pic.twitter.com/rXcrixCU9i

— Matt Pearce 🦅 (@mattdpearce) March 19, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 March 2018 19:06 (six years ago) link

"This report is Part Two of a Channel 4 News series, ‘Data, Democracy and Dirty Tricks’, investigating Cambridge Analytica. Part Three, on the company’s work in the United States, will be broadcast at 7pm tomorrow (Tuesday, 20 March 2018)."

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 March 2018 19:06 (six years ago) link

all this talk about the trump presidential library is pointless - a president's term needs to end before a library can be built and president trump is gonna usher in the end of the world before his work in the oval office is done in the traditional sense

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 March 2018 19:07 (six years ago) link

Here is the updated list of the Democrats who voted to deregulate Wall Street. Look at all the money they took from “securities and investment” between 2013 and now according to @OpenSecretsDC. pic.twitter.com/uUhowm4OUH

— Walker Bragman (@WalkerBragman) March 18, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 March 2018 19:16 (six years ago) link

good news outta PA

BREAKING: #SCOTUS will not stop PA’s new congressional districts from going into effect, denying Pa Republicans’ request for a stay of the PA Supreme Court decision. There were no noted dissents. pic.twitter.com/m1MFx8r7QB

— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) March 19, 2018

Simon H., Monday, 19 March 2018 19:51 (six years ago) link

nice

sleeve, Monday, 19 March 2018 19:54 (six years ago) link

All those connections. All that money. Law school. Fancy suits. Prep school.

And you’re writing for Paste.

I’d lash out at me too, @WalkerBragman.

😘

— Imani Gandy (@AngryBlackLady) December 26, 2017

Not mentioned is that his dad has been attorney for Jared Kushner's Southampton synagogue

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 19 March 2018 20:24 (six years ago) link

Does anyone else think that the Cambridge Analytica skeeze above, is preparing an "out" for DJT if something surfaces? as in, "clearly these people sent the hookers / pool cleaner / hot cops to entrap me, and they cut the video just before I kicked their asses and told them to get out of America"?

startled macropod (MatthewK), Monday, 19 March 2018 20:26 (six years ago) link

yes

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 March 2018 20:35 (six years ago) link

it's the third oldest trick in the book -- the 'reverse birther'

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 19 March 2018 20:40 (six years ago) link

what is any of that walkerbragman/ imani gandy stuff about? throwing some twitter link in here to two pundits having a fight with no context doesn't really do anything useful

akm, Monday, 19 March 2018 20:58 (six years ago) link

FWIW

Breaking: Channel 4 just announced they’re airing another undercover film tomorrow where Cambridge Analytica say they won the election for Donald Trump and describe how. This is a car crash airing live on TV. Journalism matters.

— Kevin Beaumont, Esquire (@GossiTheDog) March 19, 2018

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 March 2018 21:07 (six years ago) link

And, um...this doesn't seem smart.

Facebook say they have sent a forensic team to Cambridge Analytica’s London office.

— Kevin Beaumont, Esquire (@GossiTheDog) March 19, 2018

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 March 2018 21:09 (six years ago) link

Bragman has had a lot of bad takes but there’s nothing wrong with the tweet of his upthread imo. Reasonable to assume those senators were doing their donors a solid, no apparent political/pleased constituent benefit of that vote on their end despite being elected in red states..

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Monday, 19 March 2018 21:09 (six years ago) link

Getting fun over there in the UK

BREAKING: Facebook WAS inside Cambridge Analytica's office but have now "stood down" following dramatic intervention by UK Information Commissioner's Office..

— Carole Cadwalladr (@carolecadwalla) March 19, 2018

The ICO is trying to get a warrant tonight to go in tonight. BUT no judge available...

— Carole Cadwalladr (@carolecadwalla) March 19, 2018

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 March 2018 21:27 (six years ago) link

Team being assembled for tomorrow morning...

— Carole Cadwalladr (@carolecadwalla) March 19, 2018

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 March 2018 21:27 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/U4MTyaq.jpg

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 19 March 2018 21:29 (six years ago) link

Lmaooooo

frogbs, Monday, 19 March 2018 21:31 (six years ago) link

I remember thinking Mad Magazine was funny but this kind of thing just isn't funny to me right now. Hopefully the next administration restores my ability to take a joke.

brotherlovesdub, Monday, 19 March 2018 21:36 (six years ago) link

That's not real. That cannot be real.

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 March 2018 21:40 (six years ago) link

God, to live in a world where I have to even momentarily question whether that's real...

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 March 2018 21:41 (six years ago) link

what is any of that walkerbragman/ imani gandy stuff about? throwing some twitter link in here to two pundits having a fight with no context doesn't really do anything useful

a fight three months ago, no less

papa don't take no meth (stevie), Monday, 19 March 2018 21:43 (six years ago) link

A man has no face

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 19 March 2018 21:49 (six years ago) link

Problems, problems.

New from @CarolLeonnig: Trump's lawyers are trying to limit an interview of Trump by Mueller by turning over "written descriptions" of events (wording that Trump's lawyers, obviously, are able to control) —> https://t.co/hwUqBgvCyP pic.twitter.com/IJaO0qiqRP

— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) March 19, 2018

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 March 2018 21:51 (six years ago) link

Just saw that. Beeeeeeeest of luck.

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 March 2018 21:53 (six years ago) link

Ken Starr forced Clinton to testify for like an hour and a half on camera

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 March 2018 21:56 (six years ago) link

I think that video leaked in like, negative 20 minutes or something

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 March 2018 21:56 (six years ago) link

"penchant for making erroneous claims"

would be nice if more journalist just said "is a liar"

Karl Malone, Monday, 19 March 2018 22:06 (six years ago) link

but it's kind of rude to acknowledge that trump is a liar, i guess. better to say that he has an adventurous relationship with the truth, etc

Karl Malone, Monday, 19 March 2018 22:07 (six years ago) link

he's a firebrand

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 March 2018 22:34 (six years ago) link

uh Sarah Palin has that moniker copywritten

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 March 2018 22:35 (six years ago) link

would be nice if more journalist just said "is a liar"

The basic problem is that every president tells lies for public consumption, but until now they've been very careful and circumspect about it, picking their ground and hedging their statements. Trump just doesn't care and lies reflexively, daily, and about whatever he thinks makes him look good in that instant. Because there are never any lasting repercussions as far as he can see**, so why not?

**unlike every other politician, he can't think as far as the next election.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 19 March 2018 22:45 (six years ago) link

This Cambridge Analytica stuff sounds insane. And there’s still more to come.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 March 2018 22:50 (six years ago) link

**unlike every other politician, he can't think as far as the next election.

this is a little too generous.. feel like he's just living from one news cycle to the next.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 19 March 2018 22:52 (six years ago) link

mentioned here yet that Facebook's Chief security guy just quit in protest?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 March 2018 22:52 (six years ago) link

my brain is really starting to hurt

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 19 March 2018 22:58 (six years ago) link

Reasonable to assume those senators were doing their donors a solid

― Nerdstrom Poindexter, Monday, March 19, 2018 9:09 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Really? Which "donors"? Those contributions come mostly from individuals who work in those industries. The "donors" you purport to reference are the companies they work for. There's an identity between the two only for the owners/executives of the firms.

And please to explain why all these Democrats who got similar or more from the sector (which is most of them) didn't vote for the bill...
Schumer $3,466,882
Booker $2,685,329
Gillibrand $1,475,574
Wyden $1,001,909
Blumenthal $957,811
van Hollen $858,523
Markey $852,258
Harris $828,790
Murphy $637,240
Brown $628,937
Casey $553,592
Cortez Masto $503,131
Duckworth $492,265
Warren $439,922
Durbin $425,211
Murray $390,609
Klobuchar $383,799
Whitehouse $361,690
Schatz $356,616
Reed $328,500
Menendez $309,310
Udall $256,780
Heinrich $237,052
Cardin $228,050
Baldwin $224,636
Merkley $223,201
Cantwell $196,080
Leahy $183,400
Feinstein $145,415
Hirono $74,650

I thought Schumer, Booker, and Gillibrand were Mr., Jr., and Ms. Wall Street? Why didn't they vote for it? That isn't how this works. That isn't how any of this works. They get the most in no small part because they represent places where people who work in the sector are employed. Similarly, Bennet's and Warner's totals are likely particularly high because both are former VCs (the former for the parent company of AEG Live) who know a lot more people in the industry than your average senator. Warner's buddy Kaine's are likely high because he ran for VP.

Bernie Sanders doesn't make the list as Senate candidate, but here's what his Presidential campaign took from various sectors:
Finance, Insurance & Real Estate $2,525,875
Lawyers & Lobbyists $1,909,486
Defense $348,387
Securities & Investment $323,405

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 19 March 2018 22:59 (six years ago) link

god, the irony of this quote from the head of cambridge analytica, caught on hidden camera: "“I mean, deep digging is interesting,” he said. “But you know equally effective can be just to go and speak to the incumbents and to offer them a deal that’s too good to be true, and make sure that that’s video-recorded, you know. These sorts of tactics are very effective, instantly having video evidence of corruption, putting it on the internet, these sorts of things.”

looool

also, i knew about stephen mercer but somehow didn't realize that steve bannon was also a co-founder.

Karl Malone, Monday, 19 March 2018 23:05 (six years ago) link

jesus christ the politics thread sure is different now

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 19 March 2018 23:06 (six years ago) link

hey Brad it is nice to see you back :)

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 March 2018 23:19 (six years ago) link

To introduce some real terror -- Daniels's lawyer pretty much implied earlier today that yes, they've got dick pics.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 March 2018 23:26 (six years ago) link

The Senators who voted for the bill are disproportionately those up for reelection rather than those who aren't, suggesting that theirs was a political judgment at least in part, and they know their states better than you do. They also appear to have made a policy judgment - they largely represent smaller and/or more rural states that are disproportionately home to the small/community banks whose deregulation former Oklahoma/Texas Republican Elizabeth Warren herself has long called for. This bill also deregulated larger banks, and if Democrats controlled the Congress the bar likely would have been set lower, or been subject to a far more robust debate, but they don't, and Warren's championing some degree of deregulation was arguably a political error that helped the bill through.

Even if Warren's right that some of those 'small' banks in the small states are actually pretty big ones, and she is, there are rational arguments that she's wrong on the substance nevertheless - https://www.politico.com/story/2017/11/20/warren-aids-big-banks-even-as-she-attacks-them-departing-regulator-says-171651. Like Barney Frank says, he didn't think the bill was a good tradeoff, but he respects the decision of those who voted otherwise - https://www.cnbc.com/2018/03/01/barney-frank-why-i-would-vote-no-on-senate-bill-to-amend-dodd-frank-commentary.html.

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 19 March 2018 23:30 (six years ago) link

Someone's tetchy

Cohen paid off, but never threatened Stormy over an affair that didn't happen and wasn't a campaign concern. Got it? https://t.co/07yHiHygVW

— Amanda Carpenter (@amandacarpenter) March 19, 2018

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 March 2018 23:32 (six years ago) link

To be a fly on the food:

Because this small little world has turned into a long-running episode of The Trump Show, Cohen left our interview for his son’s baseball game before going to dinner with his wife and some friends at Avra, a scene-y Greek restaurant on Madison Avenue. His wife elbowed him when she saw Avenatti walk in and sit down a few tables away. Cohen got out of his chair and tapped him on the shoulder. “I just wanted to introduce myself,” he says he told Avenatti. “It was totally cordial.”

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 March 2018 23:35 (six years ago) link

BradN, the power is in our hands....

Presidents haven't been THAT careful and circumspect about lying. They just know to do it in the acceptable niches.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 March 2018 23:36 (six years ago) link

They generally have some sense of plausible deniability. Of course, that was all just PC nonsense keeping people from saying what they truly felt. In the Trump world they just say whatever no matter how blatantly offensive, dumb, or false.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 19 March 2018 23:52 (six years ago) link

Hey Moo that’s pretty interesting and a lot more helpful than the earlier tweet about Bragman.

Kind of struck by the idea that Warren’s vocal opposition may have compelled/forced red state Dems up for re-election in a position of having to vote for it. However seems like kind of a must that some figure of national party leadership be out there voicing those concerns.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Monday, 19 March 2018 23:53 (six years ago) link

As if this timeline wasn't already bad enough, we're all gonna be forced to see Trump's disaster of a dick https://t.co/8EtEciuMyt

— maple cocaine (@historyinflicks) March 19, 2018

Simon H., Monday, 19 March 2018 23:56 (six years ago) link

New from @CarolLeonnig: Trump's lawyers are trying to limit an interview of Trump by Mueller by turning over "written descriptions" of events (wording that Trump's lawyers, obviously, are able to control) —> https://t.co/hwUqBgvCyP pic.twitter.com/IJaO0qiqRP

— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) March 19, 2018

i'm more interested in the stuff that _didn't_ already happen during watergate (cambridge analytica) than the stuff that _did_. frankly it's only this cambridge analytica stuff that has me paying attention again for the moment.

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Monday, 19 March 2018 23:58 (six years ago) link

there's an interesting little Ken Vogel thread on CA that I can't seem to link here.

Simon H., Tuesday, 20 March 2018 00:02 (six years ago) link

If the country lasts long enough to get to the next Presidential debate whoever runs against him has to end their jeremiad with “and on top of all of that we all had to see your penis”

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 00:11 (six years ago) link

latest ca news makes me think a lot of things, including wondering how nastya rybka is doing

maura, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 00:47 (six years ago) link

Is that Claude Taylor thing for real. Does anyone watch msnbc

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 00:56 (six years ago) link

no

Simon H., Tuesday, 20 March 2018 00:57 (six years ago) link

no I don't and no it's not real

https://mashable.com/2018/03/19/donald-trump-dick-pic-stormy-daniels/#FPT6Nu__8sqs

louise ck (milo z), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 01:09 (six years ago) link

it's too late, it's leaked

https://i.imgur.com/2MsXI7x.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 01:16 (six years ago) link

Neither Claude Taylor nor the author of that article know what Avenatti has. The one thing we do know is that he has referred to the NDA's coverage of any such photographs, and, while categorically denying the relevance of a paternity issue, has refused comment on whether he is in possession of photographic or videographic evidence.

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 01:20 (six years ago) link

To introduce some real terror -- Daniels's lawyer pretty much implied earlier today that yes, they've got dick pics.

It seems far more likely that he's just hinting at unspecified things as a form of trolling. Being vague allows for more uncertainty and stress on Trump's part, even if the pics do exist.

Which in itself would be pretty surprising, given that there is no other indication that Trump knows how to operate a camera, let alone to take a picture on a smartphone and send it to anyone: he still uses voice calls, possibly on a landline, to communicate generally, and it's been reported by multiple sources that he tweets from phones that have Twitter's own app installed but no other function.

just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 01:22 (six years ago) link

xp

Fake news! Here's the real pic:

https://wonkywonderful.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/homemade-tapioca-pudding-2.jpg

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 01:25 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHowiwZVAAAV4mO.jpg:large

Evan, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 01:43 (six years ago) link

John Oliver's Pence-trolling bunny book is currently outselling the Comey book on Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/best-sellers-books-Amazon/zgbs/books/ref=zg_bs_nav_0

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 01:47 (six years ago) link

Is that Claude Taylor thing for real. Does anyone watch msnbc

― frogbs, Monday, March 19, 2018 8:56 PM (one hour ago)

OMG I have so many questions about this graph, namely how did it get approved for TV pic.twitter.com/3JQ5SCJ8xF

— Amber Athey (@amber_athey) March 19, 2018

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 01:58 (six years ago) link

While it's not a very informative, the fact that Trump managed to avoid implicating himself in obstruction of justice with respect to Mueller for so long, and then lapsed, does offer insight into his relationship with lawyers John Dowd (the partisan nut) and Ty Cobb (the sane one).

Bring the Paine (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 02:21 (six years ago) link

ok lol

had (crüt), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 03:03 (six years ago) link

Hmmm

Important: NYT has _significantly_ expanded the Facebook/Stamos article from the several-paragraph stub they posted earlier. And changed the headline. https://t.co/h6WOKUjiwj

— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) March 20, 2018

This is a fucking bombshell that changes the entire article and it wasn’t in the original version. Read it again.
June 2016 pic.twitter.com/tNT2HJ601y

— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) March 20, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 04:49 (six years ago) link

Inside Baseball: Several people with extensive experience in corporate comms told me they speculate the sources on the original article were an extremely high-level power-play attempt. This doesn’t seem to be going well.

— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) March 20, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 04:50 (six years ago) link

The June 2016 news was previously reported, as follow-up posts noted, but the sense that the company really didn't know what the fuck to do with itself after that is now in sharp relief.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 04:52 (six years ago) link

Tweets getting deleted all over the place

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 06:34 (six years ago) link

Remember when Zuck was touring the American heartland in earnest?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 09:17 (six years ago) link

and found god.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 10:03 (six years ago) link

Where is your God now?!?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 12:14 (six years ago) link

i think zuckerberg can kiss his political ambitions, if he seriously had them, goodbye after this.

akm, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 12:18 (six years ago) link

i hope somewhere tyler and cameron winklevoss are laughing their asses off good loud and hard with divya narenda

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 12:23 (six years ago) link

He should dump another pile of money into charter schools, that should do it

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 12:23 (six years ago) link

He may have had political ambitions but I don't think he ever actually intended to run for office.

had (crüt), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 12:25 (six years ago) link

Erickson's in a mood:

The left may hate Trump, but they'd be glad to set up their own dictator and I suspect they'd do so in the name of protecting the nation from another Donald Trump. https://t.co/1hIyEpVsFm pic.twitter.com/BoipxnzbRI

— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) March 20, 2018

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 13:41 (six years ago) link

xpost I was listening to an NPR call-in show yesterday and someone called in claiming to be an early Facebook engineer and old (as in, ex) friend of Mark. With total disdain, he said Zuck is in no way capable of running an ethical/moral company, and that from the first days on was focused exclusively on expansion at the expense of everything else. He didn't give a last name, but it must have been the highly litigious (and usually victorious) Aaron Greenspan.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 13:45 (six years ago) link

If I see one more goober say "the nazis were left-wingers cause they had the word 'socialist' in their party name," I'm gonna flip out

MooVaughn.org (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 13:47 (six years ago) link

Guy I work with was reading that.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 13:51 (six years ago) link

I'd read it with my ass after a shite

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 13:56 (six years ago) link

ah, Tom Wolfe blurb.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 13:58 (six years ago) link

Erickson's comment is a perfect encapsulation of the incoherence of trying to sum up the other side through the lens of political narcissism. It's like me saying the GOP are totally champions of social justice but just don't want social justice as dictated by liberals.

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 13:58 (six years ago) link

Communists totally want free markets. They just want hammers and sickles on their currency.

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 14:00 (six years ago) link

It's like me saying the GOP are totally champions of social justice but just don't want social justice as dictated by liberals.

but see that's precisely what an NRO-er would claim!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 14:04 (six years ago) link

Fun times!

NEWS: National GOP deliberating whether to intervene against DON BLANKENSHIP, who's gaining big mo in the West Virginia Senate race
My piece on what's quickly becoming the most fascinating contest in the country >>https://t.co/rj8HG1aZLr

— Alex Isenstadt (@politicoalex) March 20, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 14:05 (six years ago) link

xpost Yes, I suppose you're right. Where 'social justice' means a return to a state of benevolent paternalism where everyone who isn't a white male knows their place and everyone is better off for it.

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 14:06 (six years ago) link

xp

While some senior Republicans are anxious to block Blankenship, others believe that such a move could backfire and turn him into a martyr— much as it did when the national GOP dropped millions of dollars in an unsuccessful attempt to take down Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore in a Republican primary.

has Moore really become "a martyr"? from what I see it's more like "pariah"

sleeve, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 14:11 (six years ago) link

My piece on what's quickly becoming the most fascinating contest in the country

classic POLITICO humility

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 14:16 (six years ago) link

"Beltway pundits deliberating whether to intervene against ALFRED LORD SOTOSYN, who's gaining big mo in the 'trashing us relentlessly' race. My piece on who's quickly becoming the most fascinating man out of the Miami area."

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 14:46 (six years ago) link

Finally focusing on the real issues.

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 14:53 (six years ago) link

I like the brief-like capital letters.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 14:59 (six years ago) link

woah Alfred is a Pitbull sock??

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 15:37 (six years ago) link

Why do you think he has big mo?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link

caesar was kind of a leftist

had (crüt), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 15:48 (six years ago) link

I wrote a letter to Mark Zuckerberg asking @facebook to detail the extent of misuse of its users’ private information: pic.twitter.com/N9CYC50AHG

— Ron Wyden (@RonWyden) March 19, 2018

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 16:04 (six years ago) link

dr aleksandr spectre???

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 16:09 (six years ago) link

"we have videos of a woman calling herself masha evil tying long pieces of string to voting levers in polling places across the country and then pulling on the other end of the pieces of string right before voters cast their ballots. do you still think donald trump won the election fairly?"

trump voter: "well he IS a maverick"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 16:13 (six years ago) link

xpost the software architect of all your pain

lol dis stance dunk (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 16:13 (six years ago) link

this NYTimes editorial comes REALLY close to supporting the #SandersLeeYemen bill but never actually gets around to doing it, instead says the bill "must force serious debate and accountability".

"Debate" https://t.co/toa0E1441J

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) March 20, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 16:16 (six years ago) link

Hoping that @KamalaHarris, @SenatorShaheen and @clairecmc will join @SenFeinstein, @SenWarren, @SenGillibrand, @tammybaldwin and @SenDuckworth in voting to support #SJRes54 TODAY to help save the lives of millions of women and children in #Yemen. https://t.co/MxHasxGl6V

— Susan Sarandon (@SusanSarandon) March 20, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 16:20 (six years ago) link

thomas frank wrote something really long that i didn't finish:

https://harpers.org/archive/2018/04/four-more-years-2/

scott seward, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 16:22 (six years ago) link

Susan Sarandon Makes a Scene.

DJ U OK Hun? (jed_), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 16:22 (six years ago) link

Reaching back to: "The left may hate Trump, but they'd be glad to set up their own dictator".

Very Freudian language there. Seems to me that Erick is implicitly saying that Trump is already a dictator, who the right claims as their own.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 16:38 (six years ago) link

ha exactly

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 16:39 (six years ago) link

As long as he maintains the correct tribal affiliation, they will accept Trump as their whatever he feels like being. Priestfrotterer? Toddlerdevourer?

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 16:50 (six years ago) link

The left would gladly install their own preschoolteacherimpaler. Gladly

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 16:52 (six years ago) link

scoop w/ @CarolLeonnig: Trump legal team seeks to add star GOP attorney Theodore B. Olson https://t.co/4nxWjC6K9T

— Robert Costa (@costareports) March 20, 2018

and

I can confirm that @gibsondunn and Theodore B. Olson will not be representing @realDonaldTrump

— Ted Boutrous (@BoutrousTed) March 20, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:17 (six years ago) link

tough luck, scoops mcgee

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:22 (six years ago) link

They came. They sought to add. They failed.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:31 (six years ago) link

Meantime...

EXCLUSIVE/BREAKING: Former Playboy model Karen McDougal sues to get out of “catch and kill” deal with National Enquirer parent Co. silencing her story of affair with Trump https://t.co/NIwJA1bneI

— jimrutenberg (@jimrutenberg) March 20, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:40 (six years ago) link

why have so many people seen the furry furher's dick

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:41 (six years ago) link

so uh is there any evidence to suggest trump voters care if he had affairs or not

Simon H., Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:41 (six years ago) link

Well right now the likes of Jerry Falwell Jr. seem to think he's still a man of god, so.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:42 (six years ago) link

I don't think any liberals care either. I think the focus is trying to find if he tried to silence people through illicit means.

that better be the focus at least, cos "affairs" = a non-starter of a controversy

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:42 (six years ago) link

either that or they're wanting to upset Melania enough to where she turns on him and reveals all his dirty laundry

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:44 (six years ago) link

It's sort of an extension of the crime/coverup corollary. It's not that he had affairs, it's more what he did to have them covered up. And by extension what other unseemly stuff he may have covered up as well. Like, if there were threats, or if he forced women to have abortions ...

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:45 (six years ago) link

if this development gets pics of Trump's brazole declassified, I'm going to hold a lot of people responsible

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:48 (six years ago) link

BTW, IL primary is today, and while it's not the most exciting of elections there are a few things worth paying attention to. The first is the Gov, to see which Dem is potentially primed to take down Rauner. The other is the IL-03 race, where a (more or less literally) grandfathered-in conservative democrat (Dan Lipinski) is being challenged from the left by upstart Marie Newman. If she can pull off an upset in a safe, guaranteed blue district (this is where the GOP alternative is an actual Nazi) it might hint at future prospects for candidates to challenge from the left.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:51 (six years ago) link

xp the only hope would be to destroy the illusion that white American evangelicals have any moral authority, but I think anyone who has that illusion anymore is old and not likely to be voting in many more elections.

but white Americans being freed of even the illusion of moral authority is not going to be good for non-whites so basically bleh

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:52 (six years ago) link

ew

Big Stormy story in the WSJ includes details of a phone call between Cohen and Stormy’s lawyer and 2011 polygraph results https://t.co/yepOPs8wd7 pic.twitter.com/gtgLzk2DcR

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) March 20, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:54 (six years ago) link

josh is there a primary for the IL AG?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:54 (six years ago) link

Not only is there one, a friend of his is in it.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:56 (six years ago) link

yeah that's why i'm asking him!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:56 (six years ago) link

also jfc this looks like an isis video

Hmmmmm........#basta #searchforthetruth #whosenext? #buckle-up pic.twitter.com/frvAmT7MBf

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) March 20, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:58 (six years ago) link

Not only is there one, a friend of his is in it.

just voted for him about an hour ago! wish i lived just a couple blocks south so i could vote for newman (or more accurately, against lipinski). newman would definitely be an improvement but tbh she's an ex-advertising executive and acts the part

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link

an isis video.. or fetish porn. xp

ian, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link

xpost Yeah, there are a billion people running for AG (well, maybe 8?) because this is the first time the seat has been open in 15 years. I've got a friend running, our best friends have a different friend running, neither may have a good chance. I suspect it will be Kwame Raoul, who has the support of the Dem party (and currently occupies the state senate seat formerly occupied by Obama, fwiw).

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link

The events leading up to the 2016 election proved that voters were willing to overlook a hell of a lot of sordid ugliness to vote for Trump and against Hillary. But over 3 million more people voted against Trump and for Hillary. And since getting into office, Trump's approval ratings have been in the toilet since week one.

I'm fine with piling up more and more evidence of Trump's vicious nature.

It is defeatist to believe that, just because you think that Trump's approval rating ought to be near zero and it stubbornly flirts with 40%, that the drumbeat of disgusting personal stories about him 'make no difference' to Trump's support. If Trump were as personable as Reagan or even G.W. Bush, Trump's approval would probably be around 50%. His self-evident volatility and nastiness are what undercut his popularity, not his policies.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link

xpost Looks like a scene from Videodrome.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:03 (six years ago) link

This is why this shit matters:

President Trump must face a defamation suit filed by former “Apprentice” contestant Summer Zervos after a Manhattan Supreme Court judge denied him immunity through his job as the nation’s commander-in-chief.

“In Clinton v Jones the United States Supreme Court held that a sitting president is not immune from being sued in federal court for unofficial acts,” Justice Jennifer Schecter wrote in a ruling released Tuesday, citing the sexual harassment suit that led to the 1998 impeachment of President Bill Clinton for lying under oath about his affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky.

“It left open the question of whether concerns of federalism and comity compel a different conclusion for suits brought in state court. Because they do not, defendant’s motion to dismiss this case or hold it in abeyance is denied,” Schecter ruled.

The decision means that Zervos, who in 2016 accused then-candidate Trump of groping her and pressing his privates against her in 2007, can pursue her defamation case against the president for suggesting she made up the allegations for “10 minutes of fame.”

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:06 (six years ago) link

The drip drip drip has to start somewhere. White Evangelical Women, Core Supporters of Trump, Begin Tiptoeing Away

#DeleteFacebook (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:16 (six years ago) link

Hey, don't forget that Betsy DeVos sucks too

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/20/us/politics/education-secretary-devos-reorganization-plan-union.html

WASHINGTON — Education Secretary Betsy DeVos will go before a House panel on Tuesday to defend her agency’s budget, including a sweeping overhaul of the Education Department that has strained relations within her agency and with Congress — and defies the White House’s budget office.

In recent weeks, Ms. DeVos has clashed fiercely with department staff members over the plan, which they say she tried to withhold from Congress as she imposed on the department what they call an illegal collective bargaining agreement.

Ms. DeVos will testify before the House Appropriations Committee, whose staff was told a week ago that her office had withheld vital information from it regarding the department’s budget for the fiscal year that begins in October. The budget request calls for a 5 percent spending cut, eliminates dozens of programs and pitches a $1 billion school choice proposal. It also includes a shake-up of several divisions that is already underway.

maura, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:20 (six years ago) link

xp haha

maura, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:21 (six years ago) link

Lee wasn’t impressed. “Madam Secretary, you just don’t care much about civil rights of black and brown students,” she concluded. “This is horrible.”

maura, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:21 (six years ago) link

When Mariotti wins the AG nomination by the single vote I cast this afternoon, h can thank Josh and Ned's tireless retweeting itt for making me aware of his existence.

Also worth noting that IL has a wacky tobaccy referendum up on today's ballot. Puff tuff, brothers and sisters.

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:22 (six years ago) link

My wife was pretty excited by this referendum on the ballot today. I gotta figure it's just a testing the waters sort of thing. Voting was quick and easy and I'm thankful for the crew at our precinct.

BlackIronPrison, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:25 (six years ago) link

Hey, don't forget that Betsy DeVos sucks too

This could never, ever happen.

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:26 (six years ago) link

Ben Carson, ladies & germs

First of all, when I assumed the position, I was told that, traditionally, secretaries redecorate their offices. I came in, I looked at it—you know, I’m not really big into decorating. If it was up to me my office would probably look like a hospital waiting room. But at any rate, I invited my wife to come in and help me downstairs at the sub-basement. We have a bunch of used furniture, we went down, made a couple of changes, had some drapes added, which were down in the basement also, and some blinds for the window. The total cost for the renovation: $3,500. A few months later, I was told that the dining room set needed to be changed. I said, ‘Why?’ Because people are being stuck by nails, a chair collapsed with somebody sitting in it—it’s 50 years old. I said, ‘OK, we could potentially do that.’ I ask my wife also to help me with that. They showed us some catalogues; the prices were beyond what I wanted to pay. I made it clear that didn’t seem right to me. And, you know, I left it with my wife, I said, ‘Help choose something.’ But I said, ‘The money that is going to be used—we need to take care of the deputy secretary’s office, and whatever’s leftover, take care of the dining room furniture. It was very important to do that. I realized that. But I had so many other important things to do at that point. I had no assistant secretary, I had no deputy secretary, I was running from place to place dealing with a lot of important issues, so I really wasn’t all that concerned about furniture. The next thing that I, quite frankly, heard about it, was that this $31,000 table had been bought. I said, ‘What the heck is that all about?’

https://splinternews.com/ben-carson-women-be-shopping-1823925488

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:29 (six years ago) link

If only this department had, like, a staff. That is not the secretary's wife. Are we to believe that if anyone in HUD needs a new desk chair they go to Mrs. Carson, because no one else is capable of dealing with it?

I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:31 (six years ago) link

i guess i should stop being surprised by how fucking insane people are but still

They said that Christian voters who backed Trump had been derided as unthinking, unsophisticated hypocrites, but for many of them that only affirmed their resolve. One of the women said that her parents had come to the United States illegally from El Salvador and that she was born a short time later. Her father is now a citizen. She supports Mr. Trump and his hard-line plans on immigration.

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:35 (six years ago) link

I kinda believe that Ben Carson doesn't remember buying a $31,000 table

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link

No lie about this, of course:

Mr Nix also belittled representatives on the House Intelligence Committee to whom he gave evidence in 2017. He claims Republican members asked just three questions. “After five minutes – done.”

“They’re politicians, they’re not technical. They don’t understand how it works,” he said.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:55 (six years ago) link

trump is not going to like this because it implies all the things the campaign did (crimes) were somebody else's idea, and he's going to tweet that they were all his

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:57 (six years ago) link

BREAKING: *CAMBRIDGE ANALYTICA SUSPENDS CEO ALEXANDER NIX

— Mike Dorning (@MikeDorning) March 20, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:59 (six years ago) link

Analytics pick Nix nixed etc

Simon H., Tuesday, 20 March 2018 19:00 (six years ago) link

First Hicks Nixed, Now Nix in Bobby 3-Stix Russia Elect-Fix Up-Mix; Next: Dick Pix?

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 19:04 (six years ago) link

Fuck, I left out MI6

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 19:05 (six years ago) link

New: Johnson Joy, one of Ben Carson’s top officials at HUD, has resigned following our report this weekend. Two sources tell me he was escorted out by security this morning. https://t.co/JrPvHGjY8A

— Jon Swaine (@jonswaine) March 20, 2018

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 19:08 (six years ago) link

hats off Moo that's p good

Simon H., Tuesday, 20 March 2018 19:10 (six years ago) link

Johnson Joy?

This whole administration feels like an episode of Punk'd.

If only this department had, like, a staff. That is not the secretary's wife. Are we to believe that if anyone in HUD needs a new desk chair they go to Mrs. Carson, because no one else is capable of dealing with it?


The CAO who deals with it was shown the door for pointing out that the dining room table was illegal

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 19:18 (six years ago) link

Firing people who point out that you're doing something legal essentially legalizes whatever it was you were doing, from what I understand. It's like putting your fingers in your ears and scrunching your eyes shut and going 'la la la la'. Double jeopardy!

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 19:47 (six years ago) link

'doing something illegal'

duh

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 19:47 (six years ago) link

lol John Kennedy (R-LA) tamping down anti-Mueller tweets as mere talk: "The President grows anxious when he has an unexpressed thought."

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 21:09 (six years ago) link

get that man some Beano

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 21:11 (six years ago) link

haha that's a good burn xp

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 21:14 (six years ago) link

Speaking of burns

Technically I didn't sleep with the POTUS 12 years ago. There was no sleeping (hehe) and he was just a goofy reality TV star. But I digress...People DO care that he lied about it, had me bullied, broke laws to cover it up, etc. And PS...I am NOT going anywhere. xoxoxo https://t.co/Js9sEnanIk

— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) March 20, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 21:29 (six years ago) link

hehe

j., Tuesday, 20 March 2018 21:32 (six years ago) link

PA GOP going ham on the court

the late great, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 22:02 (six years ago) link

Does 'desperately thrusting a flaccid wad of gristle in the general vicinity of a porn star's privates' count as 'sleeping with'?

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 22:03 (six years ago) link

Not if she's on the telly

Mark G, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 22:05 (six years ago) link

...what?

just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 22:35 (six years ago) link

Oh it's been a day.

Trump ignored warnings from his national security advisers when he congratulated Putin, including a section in his briefing materials in all-capital letters stating "DO NOT CONGRATULATE." https://t.co/vEcwhGeEMQ

— Washington Post (@washingtonpost) March 20, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 23:41 (six years ago) link

lmao

gbx, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 23:47 (six years ago) link

tbf to trump, in the little picture version of the briefing they made for him the cartoon figure who is supposed to be waving his hands as in "no, don't congratulate putin, don't do it!" could be mistaken for someone exuberantly waving at putin and congratulating and praising him

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 23:49 (six years ago) link

"... let's see now, D-O-N-U-T ... C-O-N-G-R-- I gotta call Vlad, anyway."

startled macropod (MatthewK), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 01:00 (six years ago) link

that feels weirdly sinister to me but i'm getting more and more hackles up about putin every day

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 01:17 (six years ago) link

jabroney billionaire pritzker wins

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 01:26 (six years ago) link

Greaaaaaaaat.

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 01:38 (six years ago) link

Looks like Mariotti only needs another...200k+ votes to take the nomination!

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 01:40 (six years ago) link

I thought the video of Trump talking about congratulating Putin was glitching for a second but, no, he really did repeat himself three times within the span of about a minute and a half.

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 01:48 (six years ago) link

bump

sleeve, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 02:27 (six years ago) link

he probably meant to congratulation MGMT for their upcoming album

DJ U OK Hun? (jed_), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 02:43 (six years ago) link

I am going to guess the operation was not brought to Trump's desk for fear over how he would pronounce "Niger"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 15:28 (six years ago) link

Epic interview with lawyers representing Michael Cohen (and Trump) and Stormy Daniels. I can't imagine Trump would be feeling too great about his legal representation if this is the best they can do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1595&v=UNWqrAhaLhM

Moodles, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 16:28 (six years ago) link

let's try this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNWqrAhaLhM

Moodles, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 16:30 (six years ago) link

is Trump's official position that he never had an affair with or had anything to do with the NDA with Story Daniels? Because his "allies" seem to be really blowing that story out of the water

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 16:49 (six years ago) link

xp oh boy, here's trumps official position and it's a doozy:

https://nypost.com/2018/03/21/stormy-daniels-lawyer-trump-gave-that-soggy-titted-goon-the-deep-dicking-back-when-she-was-bangable/

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link

oh aren't u a treat

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 16:56 (six years ago) link

he probably meant to congratulation MGMT for their upcoming album

kinda lol but mostly RAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH

Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 16:58 (six years ago) link

is Trump's official position that he never had an affair with or had anything to do with the NDA with Story Daniels?

Yup. Trump operates by simple rules and he well understands the concept of denying everything, even when it makes him sound ridiculous or it is obvious he is lying, because admitting wrongdoing is dangerous when you habitually break laws and abrogate contracts for fun and profit. He's also had very good success by having his lawyers threaten people. Just because he's POTUS now it won't change these deeply ingrained habits.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 17:00 (six years ago) link

somehow watched that whole CNN clip.... i really am not super invested in the stormy daniels saga but watching her competent and focused attorney dodge every butterfingered gambit by the clown friend of trump's clown attorney is pretty compelling.

lol dis stance dunk (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 17:01 (six years ago) link

I am going to guess the operation was not brought to Trump's desk for fear over how he would pronounce "Niger"

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, March 21, 2018 11:28 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you realize this joke still isn't funny when you frame it as someone else saying it right

had (crüt), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 17:02 (six years ago) link

It's incredibly lopsided to the point where the Trump lawyer basically admits several times to Trump team fuckups.

xp

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 17:03 (six years ago) link

Chris Coons (DE)
Catherine Cortez Masto (NV)
Joe Donnelly (IN)
Heidi Heitkamp (ND)
Doug Jones (AL)
Joe Manchin (WV)
Bob Menendez (NJ)
Bill Nelson (FL)
Jack Reed (RI)
Sheldon Whitehouse (RI)

“The 45 Senators who voted in favor of S.J.Res.54 today made a strong statement that U.S. support to the Saudis is not unconditional,” says Shireen Al-Adeimi, who was born in Yemen and now lives in Cambridge, where she has been organizing independently to build support for the Sanders-Lee bill. “However, this is by no means a celebration, as the 55 who opposed the bill have ensured that millions more Yemenis will suffer needlessly.”

http://inthesetimes.com/article/21001/Yemen-war-iraq-democrats-saudi-arabia-senate-menendez

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 17:06 (six years ago) link

kind of amusing the weak-assed phony defense as to why legislation protecting Mueller has stalled amongst the GOP:

"he hasn't crossed that line yet, so no reason to!"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 17:30 (six years ago) link

and again

I can think of a few different scenarios where this now ends in a shutdown:

-Bill fails
-Trump vetoes
-Leaders go back to drawing board and renegotiate but can't reach a deal
-Leaders get new deal, but not in timehttps://t.co/z5ZjqY97p8

— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) March 21, 2018

WH official tells Post just now that the rest of the afternoon is going to be dominated by spending bill meetings in West Wing... https://t.co/JPoomHDZFm

— Robert Costa (@costareports) March 21, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 17:51 (six years ago) link

the official WH story is that Michael Cohen literally gave $130,000 to a porn star for no reason

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 17:54 (six years ago) link

we get the government we deserve, jfc. these fucking morons cant keep shit running for more than 4-6 weeks at a time.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 17:55 (six years ago) link

So I guess one of the many new norms is that we'll now have at the least a government shutdown looming if not landing a few times a year.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 17:57 (six years ago) link

The source also said House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) plans to go to the White House on Wednesday afternoon to try to sell the president on the GOP wins in the $1.3 trillion government funding bill and assure him that it’s a good deal for Republicans.

Trump is apparently most upset about the spending deal’s lack of funding for a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border. The deal would fund the government until October but only provide $1.6 billion for border funding, including $641 million for a wall.

only $640 million for the wall

fuck this goddamn racist piece of shit wall (that mexico will pay for) and everyone who doesn't spit in the eye of those who support it

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link

sorry. good afternoon!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 18:03 (six years ago) link

xp that's been the norm for a while dude

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 18:03 (six years ago) link

fuck this goddamn racist piece of shit wall (that mexico will pay for) and everyone who doesn't spit in the eye of those who support it

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, March 21, 2018 6:02 PM (ten seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I always thought "Mexico will pay for it... somehow" was code for 'we'll take remittances from immigrants back to their families in Mexico' but they haven't tried to act on that yet

xp

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 18:04 (six years ago) link

somehow watched that whole CNN clip.... i really am not super invested in the stormy daniels saga but watching her competent and focused attorney dodge every butterfingered gambit by the clown friend of trump's clown attorney is pretty compelling.

I love Stormy's lawyer. Dude keeps his cool. I hope he doesn't take some TV gig after this, because clearly the law is his calling. When he busts out that "the last guy who pointed a finger at me I took down for $450 million" or whatever ... that's the best.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 18:23 (six years ago) link

love that a porn star has an exponentially better lawyer than the President of the United States

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 18:42 (six years ago) link

I foresee issues

NEW: White House expected to unveil IP tariffs tomorrow; @realDonaldTrump will be briefed again in two weeks to consider second phase of penalties including visa, investment restrictions. Sources say POTUS worried about severe impact on US universities.https://t.co/eovaWekreO

— Kayla Tausche (@kaylatausche) March 21, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 18:43 (six years ago) link

I love Stormy's lawyer. Dude keeps his cool. I hope he doesn't take some TV gig after this, because clearly the law is his calling.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, March 21, 2018 6:23 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He's a great tv presence (was even before Stormy) and clearly an excellent, aggressive lawyer. He also has a history with Trump, having sued him and the Apprentice producer on behalf of a former cast member.

I'm sure I'll ruin it for everyone by nothing that he used to work for Rahm for candidates including Biden. Which is also an interesting angle in that Ari reportedly was unwilling to back the release of footage of Trump being a racist and misogynist behind the scenes, citing his bottom line. Perhaps Stormy is a substitution or warning shot for that fight.

Moo Vaughn, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 18:51 (six years ago) link

Or, rather, he represented someone who claimed the show was his idea.

Moo Vaughn, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 18:57 (six years ago) link

Also, Schwartz is not Trump's lawyer. He is Cohen's lawyer in a different matter.

Moo Vaughn, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 19:39 (six years ago) link

what I liked most about that tv segment was how whenever Schwartz was bloviating, Avenatti keeps dropping his poker face and going blinkity-blink-blink.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 20:06 (six years ago) link

Gonna be a fun Thanksgiving.

The FEC has sent a letter to Devin Nunes’ campaign treasurer and mother, Toni Dian Nunes, requesting “information essential to full public disclosure” about three potentially illegal campaign contributions from 2017, The Daily Beast reports. https://t.co/GGBqgqabIi

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) March 21, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 20:12 (six years ago) link

swamp bites back!

I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 20:16 (six years ago) link

Nunes: "The FEC is currently under investigation. I have a memo"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 20:42 (six years ago) link

Back to this Stormy stuff. Anderson Cooper conducted the "60 Minutes" interview, so he knows what bombshells it does or doesn't have waiting. And yet here he is, interviewing parties involved on CNN, asking questions and conducting debates like he's a neutral party (or maybe more accurately, ignorant of what's in store). Isn't that a bit ... weird?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 20:46 (six years ago) link

never forget -- hillary is crooked!

http://abcnews.go.com/US/exclusive-fired-fbi-official-authorized-criminal-probe-sessions/story?id=53914006

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 20:47 (six years ago) link

If you guys could get Jeff Sessions, that would be beautiful.

Moo Vaughn, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 20:49 (six years ago) link

xp Josh I don't think so. Every reporter covering this stuff knows a ton more than they can disclose for a variety of reasons.

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 20:50 (six years ago) link

I love this:

One source told ABC News that Sessions was not aware of the investigation when he decided to fire McCabe last Friday less than 48 hours before McCabe, a former FBI deputy director, was due to retire from government and obtain a full pension, but an attorney representing Sessions declined to confirm that.

"So yeah, we've heard your client is totally innocent and everything's good."

"I can't say."

"...excuse me?"

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 20:50 (six years ago) link

Perhaps related

The FBI inquiry into Sessions, which began in the spring of 2017, may explain what COMEY told the Senate Intelligence Committee in June, after he was fired -> pic.twitter.com/NGUUiXxcl9

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) March 21, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 21:07 (six years ago) link

Every reporter covering this stuff knows a ton more than they can disclose for a variety of reasons

yea I'm pretty sure there were like 12 people on my Twitter feed who knew about the Steele dossier a couple months before it was released

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 21:16 (six years ago) link

kinda like how everyone in probably each of our workplaces knows that shit's totally unfair since some people (many bosses!) are in positions of authority for no reason beyond class privilege. but we can't talk about the emperor's new clothes, because that would be unproductive and *unprofessional*

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 21:48 (six years ago) link

yea I'm pretty sure there were like 12 people on my Twitter feed who knew about the Steele dossier a couple months before it was released

i tell em give me whatever but just
pass the steele dossier

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 21:54 (six years ago) link

'Pon the left hand side, even (that dum-dum piddling Trump).

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 22:16 (six years ago) link

lmao

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 22:39 (six years ago) link

https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/mississippi-governor-appoints-cindy-hyde-smith-to-the-senate--and-draws-a-backlash-from-the-white-house/2018/03/21/0d88e03c-2d22-11e8-8ad6-fbc50284fce8_story.html?utm_term=.e315aac6e23d

Mississippi Gov. Phil Bryant appointed state Agriculture and Commerce Commissioner Cindy Hyde-Smith to the U.S. Senate on Wednesday — a decision that has already drawn concerns from fellow Republicans, including some inside the White House....

But White House officials told Bryant that Trump did not support the pick at least for now, according to three people familiar with their conversation, who like others interviewed for this story spoke on the condition of anonymity to describe private talks. A Bryant spokesman did not immediately respond to a request for comment....

White House officials have not thoroughly vetted Hyde-Smith and asked for more time, Republicans familiar with the process said, which Bryant declined to grant.

“No one has ever met her,” one Republican involved in the process said.

WilliamC, Thursday, 22 March 2018 03:25 (six years ago) link

she's gotta be better than Chris McDaniel

Dan S, Thursday, 22 March 2018 03:42 (six years ago) link

because how could she be worse

Dan S, Thursday, 22 March 2018 03:46 (six years ago) link

if she’s a republican she can plumb way more depths

maura, Thursday, 22 March 2018 10:03 (six years ago) link

objectively hilarious tweet

Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2018

Simon H., Thursday, 22 March 2018 11:10 (six years ago) link

jesus fucking christ

playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 11:11 (six years ago) link

that has to be satire

startled macropod (MatthewK), Thursday, 22 March 2018 11:34 (six years ago) link

So glad I'm not American.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 March 2018 11:49 (six years ago) link

i suspect so but typically for this Golden Age, have doubt

xp

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2018 11:50 (six years ago) link

on a side note, Biden needs to go the fuck away

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2018 11:54 (six years ago) link

can't kill RUGGED INDIVIDUALISM and the FRONTIER SPIRIT, let 'em duel it out

Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 March 2018 11:55 (six years ago) link

excellent, an elderly gypsy brawl for 2020; gabbneb's dream

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2018 12:04 (six years ago) link

Trump was a pro wrestler. Romney boxed. I say bring it on. Trump already looks like a Punch Out opponent.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 March 2018 12:05 (six years ago) link

Anita Hill could've used a fraction of this posturing from JB way back when

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2018 12:07 (six years ago) link

just two septuagenarians at the highest levels of american politics threatening each other with physical violence, nbd

playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 12:09 (six years ago) link

Eh, if it occupies their time. I can't think of anything less consequential.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 March 2018 12:09 (six years ago) link

they're fucking public servants, they're not supposed to be filling their time with dick-measuring contests

playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 12:11 (six years ago) link

i don't understand why snowflakes accuse the US of having a culture of violence

Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 March 2018 12:11 (six years ago) link

"on a side note, Biden needs to go the fuck away"

eh, no; I have a feeling he won't run and he's just playing the agitator for now.

akm, Thursday, 22 March 2018 12:12 (six years ago) link

they're fucking public servants, they're not supposed to be filling their time with dick-measuring contests

― playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, March 22, 2018 7:11 AM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(sadly crumples up and discards civil service application)

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 March 2018 12:17 (six years ago) link

Some more details on this front

NEW: Mueller gave Nader immunity in a deal for his cooperation. Nader has now been called back from abroad to provide more testimony. Mueller wants to know about Nader's contact with Trump officials and his role in funneling Emirati money to Mr. Trump’s political efforts. https://t.co/XT1owEGHTV

— Michael S. Schmidt (@nytmike) March 22, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 March 2018 12:20 (six years ago) link

Mr. Nader tempted the fund-raiser, Mr. Broidy, with the prospect of more than $1 billion in contracts for his private security company, Circinus, and he helped deliver deals worth more than $200 million with the United Arab Emirates. He also flattered Mr. Broidy about “how well you handle Chairman,” a reference to Mr. Trump, and repeated to his well-connected friend that he told the effective rulers of both Saudi Arabia and the U.A.E. about “the Pivotal Indispensable Magical Role you are playing to help them.”

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 March 2018 12:21 (six years ago) link

Remember when they were saying, during the campaign, that Donald Trump is giving great speeches and drawing big crowds, but he is spending much less money and not using social media as well as Crooked Hillary’s large and highly sophisticated staff. Well, not saying that anymore!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2018

report how much in-kind PR the kremlin gave you, dickhead

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 March 2018 12:22 (six years ago) link

Interesting comment on LGM by a person who interned at the US attorney's office in DC, answering the question, "What happens if Trump fires Mueller?"

'd be surprised if Mueller held a press conference -- so not his style. But I'm sure he understands what is happening and the importance of this investigation. I'm also sure he fully intends to get to the truth.

After all, this is a guy who retired from DOJ after a distinguished first career and went into private practice in DC to (apparently) rake in bundles of cash to put his kids through college as per usual. But he f-cking hated that work and was ill-suited for it. A lawyer who worked with him then said Mueller was known to meet with prospective white collar criminal clients, listen to their stories, and say: "Well, it sounds to me like you should go to jail."

After less than three years Mueller called Eric Holder (then the US Attorney for DC) and asked if he could use another homicide prosecutor. So Mueller goes back into government as a line prosecutor in the Homicide division of the DC USAO. Not exactly glamorous work (I interned there for a while not too long before he came back -- when I was there I was told their average caseload was 21 first degree murder cases) but he apparently loved it.

Robert Mueller was born to do what he's doing and -- even though many here might not like him much under other circumstances -- its hard to imagine someone better suited to lead this investigation and chase after Trump and his crew. He's just a few years older than Trump, and he and his life are a living rebuke to Trump and almost everything Trump stands for.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2018 12:30 (six years ago) link

Yeah, but he's a cop, so he sucks, am I right?

MooVaughn.org (voodoo chili), Thursday, 22 March 2018 12:38 (six years ago) link

He's just a few years older than Trump, and he and his life are a living rebuke to Trump and almost everything Trump stands for.

Every time someone gets a big ol' honor chubby for Mueller remember actual shit he's been involved in

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/conflicts-of-interest-and-ethics-robert-mueller-and_us_5936a148e4b033940169cdc8

Simon H., Thursday, 22 March 2018 12:42 (six years ago) link

here we go again

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 March 2018 12:46 (six years ago) link

Did u guys know thare is more than one side to an story, becuz Simon does and he will tell u

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 March 2018 12:48 (six years ago) link

lmao sorry that fuckin starry-eyed prose just sets me on edge, I'll stop now y'all have an excellent thursday

Simon H., Thursday, 22 March 2018 12:49 (six years ago) link

for being a socialist, Simon, you should understand dialectical thinking.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2018 12:51 (six years ago) link

They can start the Lock Him Up chants after he takes down Trump. And then they can just move down the list until they hit, like, the White House janitor, who probably has only committed a few minor crimes in office.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 March 2018 12:53 (six years ago) link

I don't even see what's so starry-eyed about that portrayal. It's just an argument that the dude is doing work he's very well suited to. And that he takes orphans on weekend outings and builds shelters for the homeless with his bare hands.

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 March 2018 12:54 (six years ago) link

Mueller was known to meet with prospective white collar criminal clients, listen to their stories, and say: "Well, it sounds to me like you should go to jail."

come on this is hilarious if true

Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 March 2018 12:58 (six years ago) link

I laughed

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:03 (six years ago) link

"crooked cop" rather quaint atm

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:04 (six years ago) link

The stigma at this point is such that I don't know why a halfway decent person would even want to be a cop anymore.

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:08 (six years ago) link

Bodes well for the future.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:11 (six years ago) link

what future?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:13 (six years ago) link

at this rate little lib kids are gonna grow up playing G-Men while the kids of actual cops abhor the FBI, nutty times

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:14 (six years ago) link

Little lib kids have been aspiring to be prosecutors and special agents for decades tbf

El Tomboto, Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:20 (six years ago) link

in a generation or two kids will be growing up with aspirations to be the warlord of their tribe of post-apocalyptic cannibal mutants

playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:21 (six years ago) link

That's always been my aspiration, tbh.

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:22 (six years ago) link

you'll get there buddy, keep at it

playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:23 (six years ago) link

Robin Hood is abt due for a renaissance

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:27 (six years ago) link

In five years the Old Lunch family will be completely legitimate

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:30 (six years ago) link

Getting them on the cannibalism train has been like pulling teeth but they'll come around.

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:32 (six years ago) link

Crazy He-Man is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the millionth time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people He-Man! pic.twitter.com/piwD8XTO4c

— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) March 22, 2018

j., Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:39 (six years ago) link

now all i can of is joe biden in a shaggy loincloth, thx skeletor

playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:43 (six years ago) link

i can only hear tweets like that in tony atamanuik's trump-voice now

gbx, Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:50 (six years ago) link

That whole affair is disgraceful on both sides, but I'd be lying if I said there wasn't a part of me that would pay like pretty much all of money to watch Joe Biden beat the shit out of Donald Trump. I'm not proud.

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:52 (six years ago) link

well, yeah

playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:55 (six years ago) link

but still, not cool

playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:56 (six years ago) link

That struggle is emblematic of what, for me, is the most centrally problematic aspect of Trump's 'personality'. Functional people are defined in part by their aspirations of behaving better than their antisocial thoughts and impulses. I don't believe that Trump is in possession of that pro-social aspirational drive, and I don't believe he would see the value in it if someone were to describe that drive to him.

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 March 2018 14:08 (six years ago) link

I guess I'm just describing sociopathy/NPD.

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 March 2018 14:09 (six years ago) link

hierarchy something like "being respectful of social values" > "being smart enough to feign respect for social values in most situations" > "not being smart enough to feign respect" > "not understanding social values" > "being antagonistic to social values" > serial killer > Trump

Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 March 2018 14:17 (six years ago) link

am i the only person assuming that trumptweet is a total ghost? The style and issues and presentation are like - poor impersonation to me.

Hunt3r, Thursday, 22 March 2018 14:21 (six years ago) link

i dunno what'd be worse tbh - the leader of the free world challenging a former vice-president to physical combat or some social media ghoul thinking it would be a fine thing to tweet in his voice

hellworld either way obv

playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 14:23 (six years ago) link

the leader of the free world

this phrase shd really never be employed, but ironic init caps at least plz

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2018 14:37 (six years ago) link

fucked if i'm gonna make the extra effort to hold down the shift key for an ilx post tbh

playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 14:40 (six years ago) link

minimum qualification for "free world" leadership in 2018 is no FB or Google account, some old lady in the woods somewhere

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 March 2018 14:43 (six years ago) link

Some Old Lady in the Woods Somewhere 2020, imo.

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 March 2018 14:46 (six years ago) link

Well played.

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 March 2018 14:49 (six years ago) link

it was kind of an open goal tbh

playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 14:51 (six years ago) link

ouchie

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 March 2018 14:52 (six years ago) link

daaaamn

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:03 (six years ago) link

where's the beef?

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:07 (six years ago) link

It's wrapped in the tax returns.

The Secret Ingrediant is Love (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:09 (six years ago) link

lol

the late great, Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:10 (six years ago) link

Three people familiar tell @CarolLeonnig & @PostRoz that John Dowd has resigned as Trump lawyer on Russia probe. Developing story... https://t.co/6FQKnLQOFg

— Philip Rucker (@PhilipRucker) March 22, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:30 (six years ago) link

i forget, is he the relatively sane one?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:30 (six years ago) link

no I think that's Cobb?

sleeve, Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:31 (six years ago) link

Dowd is the one Gowdy went at the other day

omar little, Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:33 (six years ago) link

yeah Dowd is one of the clowns they had to clean up after again last week

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:34 (six years ago) link

In recent weeks, Dowd clashed with the president, including an incident in which he disagreed vehemently with Trump over a legal strategy, according to the people.

I love how generic mad lib this scans.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:35 (six years ago) link

It's pretty normal to just cycle through legal representation like this, right? I mean, lawyers are busy people, they have a lot going on.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:35 (six years ago) link

President Trump keeps grumbling to friends about Cobb, who is widely seen in West Wing as fading. Dowd quits. Olson declines. diGenova, who says president is being framed, signs on.

— Robert Costa (@costareports) March 22, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:39 (six years ago) link

Trump is totally going to wind up representing himself in the end, isn't he.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:43 (six years ago) link

what's barry zuckercorn up to nowadays

playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:44 (six years ago) link

Trump, acting as his own attorney, will end up arguing in court that Trump the president is too busy to testify.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:45 (six years ago) link

DO NOT CONGRATULATE PUTIN (on the court stand)

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:47 (six years ago) link

This totally works! I saw MAGA Tim Heidecker win his own case in recent murder trial.

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:48 (six years ago) link

alls i know is i hope that all those Very Serious boys from j0n3s day who went to work for this clown car admin are professionally ruined

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:50 (six years ago) link

*narrator: "they weren't"

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:50 (six years ago) link

11 days

The Failing New York Times purposely wrote a false story stating that I am unhappy with my legal team on the Russia case and am going to add another lawyer to help out. Wrong. I am VERY happy with my lawyers, John Dowd, Ty Cobb and Jay Sekulow. They are doing a great job and.....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 11, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:51 (six years ago) link

The wheels they are a comin off

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:52 (six years ago) link

what's barry zuckercorn up to nowadays

― playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, March 22, 2018 10:44 AM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

trump prefers bob boblaw

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:52 (six years ago) link

Trump has hired Robert Mueller wearing a comedy mustache to replace Dowd

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:54 (six years ago) link

A man who represents Donald Trump has a fool for a client

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:55 (six years ago) link

Did I post this already?

1/ On January 5, 2016, new Trump attorney Joe DiGenova threatened AG Loretta Lynch over the Clinton probe, saying the FBI would "revolt" against the DOJ if it didn't prosecute Clinton. DiGenova said that the revolt against the AG would be "massive." https://t.co/fH6nisHnRr

— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) March 20, 2018

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:55 (six years ago) link

surely Elle Woods is the only viable defence lawyer for Trump now, but she's too honest to take the case

Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:57 (six years ago) link

Oh gee a Seth Abramson thread

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:57 (six years ago) link

gabbneb might be Seth Abramson

valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:00 (six years ago) link

I keep getting him confused with Spencer Ackerman and I find myself ignoring all of Spencer's posts thinking they're fake news.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:00 (six years ago) link

A groovy kind of love

John Dowd confirms he's resigned from the president's legal team to NBC's @kwelkernbc. "I love the president and wish him very well," he tells her.

— Ali Vitali (@alivitali) March 22, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:05 (six years ago) link

can't live with him, can't live without him - we've all been there john

playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:08 (six years ago) link

"it's not me, it's you"

Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:08 (six years ago) link

That's the same Spencer Ackerman who wrote a forward to a recent book by Malcolm Nance, who is the same Malcolm Nance who has repeatedly liked tweets by or twitter-corresponded with Seth Abramson, right?

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:09 (six years ago) link

I cant tell all these fucking people apart so maybe I'll block everyone

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:12 (six years ago) link

the only blockchain worth caring about imo xp

playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:13 (six years ago) link

I know Dowd, was in a case with him once where he also quit. Reading the tea leaves here, his client is determined against his advice to testify--a perjury trap & legal suicide for an inveterate liar like Trump. If I were Dowd, I would walk away too. https://t.co/rgzI1zTdsU

— Norm Eisen (@NormEisen) March 22, 2018

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:14 (six years ago) link

Timothy Spahl to play him in the movie

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:15 (six years ago) link

I honestly don't get the line that's drawn here. I can't let my client testify because it'll soil my reputation? Like that hasn't happened already?

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:16 (six years ago) link

just had to google to see if Timothy Spall had a german cousin

Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:16 (six years ago) link

I love you but I've chosen future employability.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:16 (six years ago) link

<3 Grassy Knollington.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:17 (six years ago) link

xxpost lol oops

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:18 (six years ago) link

hey, it seemed credible!

Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:18 (six years ago) link

seems obv this quitting is a big deal. Trump obv ain't going to be indicted, never happened to a sitting prez and is untested legally.

Have to feel like the only way Trump would resign is if he felt the alternative was worse (being prosecuted).

this would be optimal timing for Twitter to ban him tbh. they've waited long enough.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:20 (six years ago) link

so not gonna happen

unfortch

playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:21 (six years ago) link

I honestly don't get the line that's drawn here. I can't let my client testify because it'll soil my reputation? Like that hasn't happened already?

― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, March 22, 2018 11:16 AM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think it's "i can't let my client testify because it means we're likely to lose and i don't like losing"

gbx, Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:22 (six years ago) link

Trump is now apparently interested in bringing back Marc Kasowitz

Dan S, Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:22 (six years ago) link

How hard would it be for him to dig up and reanimate Roy Cohn, really.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:34 (six years ago) link

Nathan Lane is playing him on Broadway, could moonlight

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:36 (six years ago) link

i dunno why trump needs lawyers at all tbh, it's not like he pays any attention to them

plus he did nothing wrong, obv

playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:40 (six years ago) link

I honestly don't get the line that's drawn here. I can't let my client testify because it'll soil my reputation? Like that hasn't happened already?

― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, March 22, 2018 11:16 AM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think it's "i can't let my client testify because it means we're likely to lose and i don't like losing"


counsel can’t knowingly allow client to lie on the stand. which is why you don’t want to know from your client what you don’t to know. fortunately for Dowd, his client is the smartest guy in the room and would never inadvertently admit guilty acts.
I honestly don't get the line that's drawn here. I can't let my client testify because it'll soil my reputation? Like that hasn't happened already?

― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, March 22, 2018 11:16 AM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think it's "i can't let my client testify because it means we're likely to lose and i don't like losing"


counsel can’t knowingly allow client to lie on the stand. which is why you don’t want to know from your client what you don’t to know. fortunately for Dowd, his client is the smartest guy in the room and would never inadvertently admit guilty acts.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:42 (six years ago) link

xp these countless frivolous lawsuits don't file themselves, you know

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:42 (six years ago) link

more like the bucky dent
https://sullybaseball.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/img_1749.jpg?w=585

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:42 (six years ago) link

All good lawyer names up there with Ty Cobb

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:45 (six years ago) link

BREAKING: trump appoints kenny powers as new legal counsel

playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:53 (six years ago) link

Bob, I love you, but you investigate like a dickhead.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:57 (six years ago) link

lol

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:06 (six years ago) link

can I wear the mask from scream while I cross examine you from behind

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:18 (six years ago) link

I honestly don't get the line that's drawn here. I can't let my client testify because it'll soil my reputation? Like that hasn't happened already?

― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, March 22, 2018 11:16 AM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think it's "i can't let my client testify because it means we're likely to lose and i don't like losing"

― gbx, Thursday, March 22, 2018 4:22 PM (fifty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's "I can't let my client testify because it's not in his legal interest, and as attorney I am the director of the legal strategy and permitted if not obligated to resign if my client insists upon not following my advice."

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:21 (six years ago) link

counsel can’t knowingly allow client to lie on the stand. which is why you don’t want to know from your client what you don’t to know. fortunately for Dowd, his client is the smartest guy in the room and would never inadvertently admit guilty acts.
― by the light of the burning Citroën, Thursday, March 22, 2018 4:42 PM (thirty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A bit more complicated than that, e.g., http://www.newyorklegalethics.com/simon-on-new-rules-rule-3-3a3-through-rule-3-3d/, but the suspicion that he will testify falsely is likely the bottom-line subtext of the advice not to testify and the withdrawal upon rejection of the advice.

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:27 (six years ago) link

I LOLed, 4 stars out of 5:

Can't help but think that if Ben Carson had been on the Titanic, he'd have yelled from a lifeboat "SORRY, MY WIFE DIDN'T ORDER ENOUGH LIFEBOATS."

— elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) March 21, 2018

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:27 (six years ago) link

he would've yelled dozily muttered, as if just waking from a nap

Fixed, but otherwise OTM.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:37 (six years ago) link

Ah, morale.

Trump says that he himself is super popular, but he doesn't know if that'll help Republicans in 2018: "They say a lot of it's not transferable."

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) March 22, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:43 (six years ago) link

that's what he says to the ladies

President Keyes, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link

If he cremates himself and mails a little bit to each one that should do the trick. He should get a jump on it.

Evan, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link

He's going to be the most popular president ever not elected again.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link

MADISON - Dealing a setback to Gov. Scott Walker and other Republicans, a judge ruled Thursday the governor must call special elections to fill two vacant seats in the Legislature.

Walker declined to call those elections after two GOP lawmakers stepped down to join his administration in December.

His plan would have left the seats vacant for more than a year. Voters in those areas took him to court with the help of a group headed by Eric Holder, the first attorney general under Democratic President Barack Obama.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:50 (six years ago) link

that's very good news. that particular legislative move, doing nothing, aka "the Garland maneuver", enrages me more than anything else.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:53 (six years ago) link

it's a particularly awful combo of undemocratic, cynicism, cowardice, and (sometimes) effectiveness

Karl Malone, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:54 (six years ago) link

Hey, even better:

Trump says that "they say" that whenever you see Trump's poll numbers, "add nine" and you'll get the correct number.

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) March 22, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:55 (six years ago) link

pretty sad that even in his fantasy world he can't crack 50

frogbs, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:58 (six years ago) link

the most hilarious part of that is it would still leave him with less than 50% approval

lol dis stance dunk (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:58 (six years ago) link

oops xpost

lol dis stance dunk (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:58 (six years ago) link

He's been using that math his entire adult life in reference to his micropenis.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:59 (six years ago) link

Ten and a half inches of Teflon Dong.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 March 2018 19:00 (six years ago) link

Corey Robin on Yam-induced amnesia:

Donald Trump is making America great again — not by his own hand but through the labor of his critics, who posit a more perfect union less as an aspiration for the future than as the accomplished fact of a reimagined past....

Confronting the indecent Nixon, (Philip) Roth imagines a better McCarthy. Confronting the indecent Trump, he imagines a better Nixon. At no point does he recognize that he’s been fighting the same monster all along — and losing. Overwhelmed by the monster he’s currently facing, sure that it is different from the monster no longer in view, Roth loses sight of the surrounding terrain. He doesn’t see how the rehabilitation of the last monster allows the front line to move rightward, the new monster to get closer to the territory being defended. That may not be a problem for Roth, reader of Beckett: “Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again.” (Though even Beckett concluded with the injunction to “fail better.”) It is a problem for us, followers of Alcoholics Anonymous: “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”

https://harpers.org/archive/2018/04/forget-about-it/

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2018 19:02 (six years ago) link

Oh now THIS is funny.

This was an interesting exchange. Being interviewed by a guy whose central claim is that there is an anti-conservative free speech crisis on college campuses, Trump casually rejects the premise, says the issue is "highly overblown," limited to a small number of campuses. pic.twitter.com/agDTBtPCjT

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) March 22, 2018

Trump seemed to take the premise that it's hard to be a pro-Trump conservative on campus as a challenge to the idea that he is very popular.

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) March 22, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 March 2018 19:14 (six years ago) link

He's popular on "real campuses."

You know, the ones in real places. Where real Americans go to school.

As opposed to fake places, populated by fake Americans.

How do you know which ones are real and which ones are fake?

The ones where Trump is popular are real. The ones where he isn't popular aren't real. Because he's super popular!

Simple! Only brainless libs don't understand.

yamnesia (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 22 March 2018 19:24 (six years ago) link

only campuses overrun by blacks and foreigners don't like the Trump

akm, Thursday, 22 March 2018 19:27 (six years ago) link

I'm starting to wonder if Trump and anyone who still gives a fraction of a fuck about what Trump says have mastered complex developmental skills such as object permanence. The Venn diagram of people who respond with a 'fuck yeah!' when Trump barfs out strings of random words and people who believe that peekaboo is an act of witchcraft is almost certainly a perfect circle.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 March 2018 19:38 (six years ago) link

This is the 5th largest point drop in Dow history
The Dow has dropped 724 points, or 2.9%, on trade war fears. It's the 5th largest point drop in history.

S&P 500 and Nasdaq have sunk about 2.5% each.

The first and second-worst single-day point declines came just last month. It fell 1,175.21 on February 5 and 1,032.89 on February 8.

Trump announced tariffs of about $50 billion worth of Chinese imports on Thursday afternoon. It's not clear which products will be hit, but the action is aimed at curbing China's troubling theft of US intellectual property.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 March 2018 20:13 (six years ago) link

the action is aimed at curbing China's troubling theft of US intellectual property

Which they will totally stop, now that Mr. Tough Guy is getting all tough and whatnot.

The US just needed a strong leader. FINALLY. #MAGA

yamnesia (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 22 March 2018 20:44 (six years ago) link

thank goodness we have whoever that writer is to tell us what the tariffs are "aimed" at, otherwise we might think they were symbolic posturing intended to shore trump's image up as a hard-man of global politics

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 22 March 2018 20:46 (six years ago) link

Someone should tell him China owns the "#" symbol, and that every time you use it they make a few pennies.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 March 2018 21:00 (six years ago) link

now witness the power of this fully operational narcissist

When I was gathering info for story on Trump thinking he doesn’t need anyone else anymore, one current adviser told me Trump is starting to see the White House as Trump Org https://t.co/hU6X5ZDPIl

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) March 22, 2018

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 22 March 2018 21:07 (six years ago) link

Dowd apparently resigned in part because diGenova's coming on was an ego bruise raised conflict issues given that he reps (presumed cooperators) Clovis and Corallo.

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 22 March 2018 21:15 (six years ago) link

Prince too. It's possible the representations are walled off within the husband-and-wife firm, assuming that's possible, but I don't believe anyone has represented that they are.

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 22 March 2018 21:19 (six years ago) link

Seems poorly timed. Isn't Friday usually when these pennies drop?

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 22 March 2018 21:21 (six years ago) link

I do kinda hope he engineers things such that he's all alone when he inevitability chokes on a hot dog or an errant quarter that someone would've otherwise slapped out of his hand before he was able to cram it into his mouth.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:26 (six years ago) link

mcmasters is out. bolton is in.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:26 (six years ago) link

the mcmaster

Karl Malone, Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:27 (six years ago) link

well goodnight USA, it was good while it lasted

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:29 (six years ago) link

At least congress to an extent did the complete opposite of what Devos wanted with this latest budget.

omar little, Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:30 (six years ago) link

*rolls eyes*

One wise source just messaged that this is the final scene of The Godfather 1

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) March 22, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:31 (six years ago) link

More like III

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:32 (six years ago) link

Jake Tapper said as much to her, and she said 'no, I, all the renouncing of Satan.'

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:33 (six years ago) link

I know this whole thin has been upsetting from the get-go, but I find this to be genuinely, existentially frightening.

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:44 (six years ago) link

*thing*

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:45 (six years ago) link

well goodnight USA, it was good while it lasted

Was it?

MooVaughn.org (voodoo chili), Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:45 (six years ago) link

there were moments

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:47 (six years ago) link

I think we'll look back fondly on not having to scavenge for food

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:48 (six years ago) link

With Bolton there I'm less concerned about the USA than about the rest of the world TBH

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:50 (six years ago) link

I can't even be frightened anymore. Which isn't to undermine that these are shitty times, but mentally I was already dealing with heightened anxiety in the three years prior to the election and my brain got so overloaded that nothing scans anymore. Does make me take things less for granted

I also feel like the admin's cracks are showing more by the day which helps a little

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:51 (six years ago) link

I feel like cracks in our future as a planet are showing more by the day, which helps a little!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:53 (six years ago) link

Here is the exact probability that Mattis and Dunford are going to listen to anything Bolton says: 0

Dow’s going to keep shitting itself though.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:54 (six years ago) link

Xpost oh we are overdue for an extinction level event

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:57 (six years ago) link

does bolton need to be confirmed by the senate?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:59 (six years ago) link

no

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2018 23:00 (six years ago) link

National security adviser is a presidential appointee

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2018 23:00 (six years ago) link

Well they all are

Rather, the entire national security council serves the president without the advice or consent of the senate.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 22 March 2018 23:08 (six years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/O8YLODg3QS

— Ali (@Ali_Kourani) March 22, 2018

Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 22 March 2018 23:27 (six years ago) link

John Bolton said the meeting between Trump and Kim Jung Un should be brief, consisting of Trump delivering an ultimatum to North Korea

https://t.co/f901iPWXvk

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Thursday, 22 March 2018 23:40 (six years ago) link

EXCLUSIVE: "DNC hacker" Guccifer 2.0 was, in fact, an officer of Russia's military intelligence directorate https://t.co/aydK9i4FK5

— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) March 22, 2018

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 March 2018 23:41 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/KR8BlPG.jpg

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 March 2018 23:42 (six years ago) link

The irony is Mike Flynn is probably as bad as or worse than Bolton but we never got to find out.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 22 March 2018 23:44 (six years ago) link

I was gonna say

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2018 23:50 (six years ago) link

The hilarious image of Bolton as Geppetto is gonna totally sustain me through the next couple decades' worth of wholly unnecessary and unjust war which we'll soon find ourselves entrenched in. I mean, get a load of that 'stache, guys!!!!!!!!!

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 March 2018 23:53 (six years ago) link

"next couple decades"

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2018 23:54 (six years ago) link

at least flynn could be bought

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 March 2018 23:55 (six years ago) link

xposyt Yeah, I'm getting a little anachronistic there. I keep forgetting that we're itching to drop a few of the big ones now and get this whole 'existing' shit over with already.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 March 2018 23:59 (six years ago) link

at least flynn could be bought

― mookieproof, Thursday, March 22, 2018

yes Bolton has intellect and convictions, see

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 March 2018 00:00 (six years ago) link

I've read more than my share of Cold War histories in which the noisome hawk was just being intemperate for the sake of the government position that will allow him to inject slightly tempered views, but Donald Trump is not your average autocrat.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 March 2018 00:10 (six years ago) link

Bolton's a Tojo with a walrus moustache.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 23 March 2018 00:12 (six years ago) link

How are some of these mofos not dead yet.

Yerac, Friday, 23 March 2018 00:14 (six years ago) link

March 22, 2018 7:56 PM

by Rich Lowry

All his critics call him a neo-con, but he’s a hard-headed realist. The Twitter and cable-TV mob is saying he’s a Fox News analyst, as if that were the sum total of what he’s about, when, of course, he has extensive diplomatic and governmental experience. He is shrewd, knowledgeable, and always speaks his mind. He shares most of President Trump’s instincts, while knowing how government works and having a philosophical true North. He will serve this most difficult White House well.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 March 2018 00:15 (six years ago) link

Here is the exact probability that Mattis and Dunford are going to listen to anything Bolton says: 0
Dow’s going to keep shitting itself though.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, March 22, 2018 6:54 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is calming but I'm not sure I get it...I mean they don't have to listen to at all to Bolton, but they'll be listening to our very suggestible president

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 March 2018 00:26 (six years ago) link

*at all to*

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 March 2018 00:28 (six years ago) link

xxpost The argument is that he shares Trump's instincts and isn't completely inept? Cool, so we're definitely all dead then.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 March 2018 00:28 (six years ago) link

Hadrian, yes, the worry I have is that the presence of this particular civilian, replacing that particular general in this role, actually raises the possibility of something pretty terrible - but not unilateral war.

El Tomboto, Friday, 23 March 2018 00:54 (six years ago) link

I see, and yeah I imagine the SecDef is some kind of check on impulsivity. But little doubt now that we'll be maneuvering at least in the direction of a new war.

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 March 2018 01:10 (six years ago) link

but but you guys he promised to not start a new war that's really comforting right

global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 March 2018 01:29 (six years ago) link

tbf the korean war never really ended

mookieproof, Friday, 23 March 2018 01:36 (six years ago) link

hillary was the "War Candidate" iirc

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 23 March 2018 01:46 (six years ago) link

yup. next person who says she's a warmonger and they're the same can go fuck themselves sideways. two times.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 23 March 2018 01:57 (six years ago) link

In an interview, Bolton discussed his comment in the reunion book, explaining that he decided to avoid service in Vietnam because "by the time I was about to graduate in 1970, it was clear to me that opponents of the Vietnam War had made it certain we could not prevail, and that I had no great interest in going there to have Teddy Kennedy give it back to the people I might die to take it away from."

right in the ol' Dolchstoßlegende

mookieproof, Friday, 23 March 2018 02:05 (six years ago) link

Trump even floated the idea of appointing Bolton during the campaign (in addition to specifically promising to kill the family members of suspected terrorists). Significant overlap between people who said at the time they were worried about “warmongering” from the candidate who wanted to keep the Iran deal and people who now defensively scoff at the idea that they were tricked by propaganda.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 23 March 2018 02:14 (six years ago) link

I kinda rate Bolton's over-under about the same as The Mooch to be completely honest, even with less people around to actively undermine him.

El Tomboto, Friday, 23 March 2018 02:17 (six years ago) link

There’s an interesting thread I can’t link that makes him sound potentially less likely to flame out like Mooch etc @antwier: “warmongering and rejection of diplomacy are scary. But so is his knowledge of paper and process. He knows just how many decisions the gov’t. makes. He knows how to manipulate meeting scheduling to push his agenda. He knows who to bully to get the result he wants. 1/x”

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 23 March 2018 02:23 (six years ago) link

he managed to hang on as ambassador to the UN for about 15 months, he can probably make it at least 10 days

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 March 2018 02:38 (six years ago) link

Maybe a bus just doesn't see the traffic signal when he's going to Sizzler one night

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 March 2018 03:25 (six years ago) link

Maybe a rogue patriot takes a Manic Panic applicator to that upper lip and robs his 'stache of its power with an errant streak of Blue Lightning.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 March 2018 03:32 (six years ago) link

we’re in for a wild mercury retrograde

maura, Friday, 23 March 2018 03:32 (six years ago) link

A little something to arch your eyebrow at

The US Atty for the Southern District of NY is announcing a cyber crime enforcement action at Main Justice with DAG Rod Rosenstein, as well as the Deputy Director of FBI, the NY ADIC & an Assis. Secy from Treasury tomorrow. This lineup looks like something major is brewing. pic.twitter.com/NqAjtKO529

— Joyce Alene (@JoyceWhiteVance) March 23, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 March 2018 05:04 (six years ago) link

Twitter is now illegal

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 March 2018 05:14 (six years ago) link

Thank god

valorous wokelord (silby), Friday, 23 March 2018 05:20 (six years ago) link

next person who says she's a warmonger and they're the same can go fuck themselves sideways. two times.

We'll never know the first, shall we? and no one i know ever said the second. So let's retire this particular "litigation" / fairy story.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2018 05:40 (six years ago) link

yes pls retire

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 23 March 2018 06:24 (six years ago) link

xp: definitely knew people who said the second. they exist.

toblerone rasa (how's life), Friday, 23 March 2018 08:51 (six years ago) link

uh yeah I heard fellow libs say "Clinton and Trump are the same" all the time in 2016

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 March 2018 10:16 (six years ago) link

Yes, I've heard this, too. It was mind-breaking to experience.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 March 2018 10:23 (six years ago) link

I remember being told in 2002 that Al Gore would have started just as many wars as Bush did. But “we’ll never know!!”

El Tomboto, Friday, 23 March 2018 10:34 (six years ago) link

Because covert war in Latin America, supporting drone warfare, and having voted for the Iraq War authorization lead to Clinton's appointing John Bolton as national security adviser.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 March 2018 10:38 (six years ago) link

People who appoint attorney generals and CIA directors are people who appoint attorney generals and CIA directors, therefore, it doesn’t matter all Presidents are the same QED etc

I understand where it comes from but as has been pointed out it can be, how to put this, mildly exasperating

El Tomboto, Friday, 23 March 2018 10:59 (six years ago) link

That HRC would've conducted the Perpetual War on Terror with even more energy than Bam seemed quite likely.

But no matter, I'm sure y'all just heard Pat Leahy defending the "necessary" massive stool of a defense increase on Morning Edition. Your Democrat Party is in safe hands.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2018 11:37 (six years ago) link

Thanks for reminding me I don’t miss Morning Edition

El Tomboto, Friday, 23 March 2018 11:42 (six years ago) link

anyway it'll be hard for them to again choose such a massively unpopular candidate to run against him in '20 even if they listen to gabbneb

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2018 11:48 (six years ago) link

Going the extra mile there with Frank Luntz-style "Democrat Party"

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 March 2018 12:07 (six years ago) link

Clintons popularity rating was higher two years from the election (58%) than I think Sanders' has ever been (57% is the highest I've seen)? These things can and do collapse.

Frederik B, Friday, 23 March 2018 12:12 (six years ago) link

Nevermind, he's at 68% right now, go for him!

Frederik B, Friday, 23 March 2018 12:13 (six years ago) link

took it from Bob Dole '76, Hadrian

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2018 12:15 (six years ago) link

Can't wait to see which octogenarian becomes our next doddering, senile commander in chief.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 March 2018 12:16 (six years ago) link

Dubya was only 54 when 'elected,' so there are always "options."

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2018 12:21 (six years ago) link

forbes article from 2016:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/stevenbertoni/2016/11/22/exclusive-interview-how-jared-kushner-won-trump-the-white-house/

Kushner's crew was able to tap into the Republican National Committee's data machine, and it hired targeting partners like Cambridge Analytica to map voter universes and identify which parts of the Trump platform mattered most: trade, immigration or change. Tools like Deep Root drove the scaled-back TV ad spending by identifying shows popular with specific voter blocks in specific regions--say, NCIS for anti-ObamaCare voters or The Walking Dead for people worried about immigration. Kushner built a custom geo-location tool that plotted the location density of about 20 voter types over a live Google Maps interface.

Soon the data operation dictated every campaign decision: travel, fundraising, advertising, rally locations--even the topics of the speeches. "He put all the different pieces together," Parscale says. "And what's funny is the outside world was so obsessed about this little piece or that, they didn't pick up that it was all being orchestrated so well."

...

And until the final days of the campaign, he did all this without anyone on the outside knowing about it. For those who can't understand how Hillary Clinton could win the popular vote by at least 2 million yet lose handily in the electoral college, perhaps this provides some clarity. If the campaign's overarching sentiment was fear and anger, the deciding factor at the end was data and entrepreneurship.

"Jared understood the online world in a way the traditional media folks didn't. He managed to assemble a presidential campaign on a shoestring using new technology and won. That's a big deal," says Schmidt, the Google billionaire. "Remember all those articles about how they had no money, no people, organizational structure? Well, they won, and Jared ran it."

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 23 March 2018 12:24 (six years ago) link

The Walking Dead for people worried about immigration

lol real talk

Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 March 2018 12:29 (six years ago) link

Wow I did not realize how actually stupid Eric Schmidt is.

El Tomboto, Friday, 23 March 2018 12:41 (six years ago) link

Has the wheel spun all the way back around to "Jared Kushner is secretly smart" already?

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 23 March 2018 13:04 (six years ago) link

that article's a glowing profile from a week after the election

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 23 March 2018 13:05 (six years ago) link

and it gives him ALL the credit, which he was apparently happy to take

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 23 March 2018 13:05 (six years ago) link

I have to assume some of that is Eric *ahem* Mr. Schmidt reeling from defeat and unable to imagine anything but a wunderkind ninja being behind the results. He was probably also drunk for the interview.

El Tomboto, Friday, 23 March 2018 13:10 (six years ago) link

I am considering a VETO of the Omnibus Spending Bill based on the fact that the 800,000 plus DACA recipients have been totally abandoned by the Democrats (not even mentioned in Bill) and the BORDER WALL, which is desperately needed for our National Defense, is not fully funded.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 23, 2018

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 23 March 2018 13:12 (six years ago) link

who is Bill?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 March 2018 13:13 (six years ago) link

Someone in the West Wing is telling Numb Nuts here that pinning the blame for a bill he's going to veto on the Dems will work.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 March 2018 13:14 (six years ago) link

are they wrong?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 23 March 2018 13:16 (six years ago) link

His base already believed that!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 March 2018 13:18 (six years ago) link

is the Mexican army that good because National Defence?

Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 March 2018 13:19 (six years ago) link

or Defense even

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 23 March 2018 13:19 (six years ago) link

are we seriously gonna get a gov shutdown because of looming dick pic?

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 March 2018 13:28 (six years ago) link

The idiot could just let the DREAMERS stay by executive decision, ffs.

Frederik B, Friday, 23 March 2018 13:32 (six years ago) link

Of course Trump has a myriad of tools at his disposal if he chose to, y'know, govern. Let's not pretend that this is about anything more than scapegoating dems to rile up the base.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 March 2018 13:34 (six years ago) link

He's perpetually in the midst of a backstage interview with Mean Gene Okerlund.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 March 2018 13:35 (six years ago) link

tbf he and his chud base want a wall so 'no wall, no deal' seems pretty on-brand

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 23 March 2018 13:37 (six years ago) link

lmao Trump desperately does not wanna get blamed for DACA huh

frogbs, Friday, 23 March 2018 13:43 (six years ago) link

surely he doesn't care? i take this as simply trolling dems.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 23 March 2018 13:46 (six years ago) link

whatever the case these people are like professional mountain climbers, it's gotta be see-through

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 March 2018 13:47 (six years ago) link

So that big Justice cyber crime announcement's about due:

https://www.justice.gov/live

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 March 2018 14:00 (six years ago) link

Interesting: it's an Iranian government hacking accusation.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 March 2018 14:07 (six years ago) link

With Bolton in there now, maybe we will hack them back with bombs.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 March 2018 14:09 (six years ago) link

My guess is this is something that's been playing out for years. Timing is its own accident.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 March 2018 14:13 (six years ago) link

"Democrats abandoned the DACA program that I ended myself via Executive Order. SAD!"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 March 2018 14:25 (six years ago) link

If “a picture is worth a thousand words,” how many words is this worth?????#60minutes #pleasedenyit #basta pic.twitter.com/eCkU0JBZaR

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) March 23, 2018

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 March 2018 14:33 (six years ago) link

What...am I looking at?

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 March 2018 14:36 (six years ago) link

it's probably too early for me, what's the context? a leaked video re: Stormy?

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 March 2018 14:37 (six years ago) link

Leslie Stahl's CD-R copy of The Walkmen's 2004 album.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 March 2018 14:37 (six years ago) link

bootleg of black panther imo

Detox

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 March 2018 14:38 (six years ago) link

I zoomed in then used my CSI "enhance" filter. All I could see was WU-TANG CLA...

yamnesia (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 23 March 2018 14:39 (six years ago) link

I feel like an increasingly-panicked Brad Pitt waving his gun at Kevin Spacey. 'What's on the disc, WHAT'S ON THE DISC?!'

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 March 2018 14:40 (six years ago) link

please god not any type of head

You guys are blind. It's clearly an AOL install disc. Priceless.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 March 2018 14:46 (six years ago) link

That old joke about "You've Got Male Genitalia" come back to haunt us in our darkest hour.

toblerone rasa (how's life), Friday, 23 March 2018 14:51 (six years ago) link

lost frame from the music video for “criminal” by fiona apple

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 23 March 2018 14:52 (six years ago) link

any wagers on months before Bolton quits or is fired?

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Friday, 23 March 2018 15:09 (six years ago) link

Why Dowd resigned (purportedly) - https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/22/us/politics/john-dowd-resigns-trump-lawyer.html

Moo Vaughn, Friday, 23 March 2018 15:10 (six years ago) link

That HRC would've conducted the Perpetual War on Terror with even more energy than Bam seemed quite likely.

― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, March 23, 2018 11:37 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah she would have flirted with getting tens of thousands (or millions) killed in South Korea too, Pebs.

Moo Vaughn, Friday, 23 March 2018 15:11 (six years ago) link

i like the cut of this lawyer's jib

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 23 March 2018 15:20 (six years ago) link

xpost this feels like the final battle between Scar and Simba except both people are Scar

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 March 2018 15:20 (six years ago) link

Trump introduces Marillyn Hewson, CEO of Lockheed Martin, as Marillyn Lockheed. Tells her of the F-35: “It’s stealth. You cannot see it. Is that correct? It better be correct.”

— Rebecca Ballhaus (@rebeccaballhaus) March 22, 2018

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 March 2018 15:22 (six years ago) link

wow trump's new lawyer sounds great

The former United States attorney in Washington, Mr. diGenova has been on television in recent years more than he has been in court. He has appeared in only three federal criminal cases in the past two decades, according to the national database of federal court records, and has not filed an appearance in a federal criminal case in eight years.

trump has been labouring under the misapprehension that stealth fighters are invisible to the naked eye for, what, at least a year at this point? incredible

“I love the president,” Mr. Dowd said in a telephone interview. “I wish him the best of luck. I think he has a really good case.”

hahahahahaha

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Friday, 23 March 2018 15:24 (six years ago) link

The former United States attorney in Washington, Mr. diGenova has been on television in recent years more than he has been in court. He has appeared in only three federal criminal cases in the past two decades, according to the national database of federal court records, and has not filed an appearance in a federal criminal case in eight years.

this blurb caught my eye - this the kind of moronic representation that gives you shitshows like the kobach trial. a bunch of 'lawyers' who have zero real court experience who get lit the fuck up once they set foot in a courtroom.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 March 2018 15:24 (six years ago) link

hoping for a scene of him throwing up outside the courtroom

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 March 2018 15:25 (six years ago) link

Some speculation he’s replacing his legal team w more of a PR team to defend him on television, presmuedly after he fires Mueller.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 23 March 2018 15:27 (six years ago) link

that would be a gross miscalculation on Trump's part, so sounds legit

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 March 2018 15:28 (six years ago) link

wow trump's new lawyer sounds great

The former United States attorney in Washington, Mr. diGenova has been on television in recent years more than he has been in court. He has appeared in only three federal criminal cases in the past two decades, according to the national database of federal court records, and has not filed an appearance in a federal criminal case in eight years.

― playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Friday, March 23, 2018 3:22 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He's a "tv lawyer."

Moo Vaughn, Friday, 23 March 2018 15:39 (six years ago) link

I zoomed in then used my CSI "enhance" filter. All I could see was WU-TANG CLA...

― yamnesia (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, March 23, 2018 9:39 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 23 March 2018 15:43 (six years ago) link

We have a president who literally believes that we have planes that are literally invisible.

Remind me again how long I have to hold my breath before my spirit blessedly floats away from this cursed earth?

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 March 2018 15:43 (six years ago) link

Background (or not, really) on the Iranian charges/sanctions - https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/the-iran-business-ties-trump-didnt-disclose

Moo Vaughn, Friday, 23 March 2018 15:44 (six years ago) link

Scott Walker Just Got Shellacked By a Judge He Appointed
(Charlie Pierce at Esquire)

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Friday, 23 March 2018 15:49 (six years ago) link

Trump introduces Marillyn Hewson, CEO of Lockheed Martin, as Marillyn Lockheed.

this is impossibly funny to me

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 March 2018 15:54 (six years ago) link

i have some of the existential lurching terror at a bolton appointment, absolutely, but much less right now than i did during the december north korea twitter tantrums when i left the office every day half sure i'd look over my shoulder towards downtown at a mushroom cloud

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 March 2018 15:56 (six years ago) link

Remind me again how long I have to hold my breath before my spirit blessedly floats away from this cursed earth?

After u see the flash, probly like 30 secs for every 10km from ground zero.xp

Hunt3r, Friday, 23 March 2018 15:57 (six years ago) link

xpost
those were not good days.

it's hard for me to even imagine the possibility of bolton and pompeo emerging from talking with north korea with any sort of good news. at least with tillerson i could conjure up an image of what his face would look like as he stepped toward the podium to announce some sort of deal. unlikely, but within the realm of possibility. when i try to conjure those kinds of positive outcome faces for bolton and pompeo, there's just a giant twitching bolton mustache where there eyes and noses and mouths should be

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 March 2018 16:02 (six years ago) link

their

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 March 2018 16:03 (six years ago) link

also, funny thing about trump's threatened veto of the spending package - either he vetos it and everyone hates him (again) and the government shuts down, or he doesn't veto it and he just reminded his base of all the ways that he failed them

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 March 2018 16:04 (six years ago) link

i'm apartment hunting now, gaining a bias towards downtown so i'm incinerated sooner

global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 March 2018 16:05 (six years ago) link

he just reminded his base of all the ways that he failed them

he has never failed the base, how dare u, #maga

In a week I am losing my job in the financial district, so my post-mushroom-cloud survival time will get a bump!

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:06 (six years ago) link

(instant vaporization has its plusses, obv)

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:07 (six years ago) link

t/s: salaried employment vs an extra 15 seconds of terror at the end of your life

Probably what happened to my friend who worked in the WTC, xp

Moo Vaughn, Friday, 23 March 2018 16:08 (six years ago) link

We have a president who literally believes that we have planes that are literally invisible.

Remind me again how long I have to hold my breath before my spirit blessedly floats away from this cursed earth?

― Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Friday, March 23, 2018 3:43 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's demanded that the wall be invisible like 5 separate times and nobody discusses how batshit fucking insane this is

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:11 (six years ago) link

he has never failed the base, how dare u, #maga

― playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Friday, March 23, 2018 11:06 AM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Seriously. I'm convinced that this point that he could personally visit and burn down the homes of his most ardent supporters and his approval rating might fall to like the mid-30s at worst.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:12 (six years ago) link

they should just stage an "unveiling" of the new, invisible border wall. Just tell him, sure, it's right there Mr. President. We finished it!

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:13 (six years ago) link

and if he tries to touch it, just tell him he can't, it's electrified and unsafe

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:14 (six years ago) link

the president's new wall. could work.

papa don't take no meth (stevie), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:14 (six years ago) link

or make it electrified and unsafe, and let him touch it.

papa don't take no meth (stevie), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:14 (six years ago) link

A valuable reminder that “the establishment” view of foreign affairs is completely crazy and terrible in its own way too. https://t.co/13809bcD5G

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) March 23, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:20 (six years ago) link

The failsafe for Bolton is that he is a pathological egomaniac and will, within weeks, clash fatally with the other pathological egomaniac in the White House and will probably have a shorter tenure than McMaster...if we survive that long.

— Jeffrey St. Clair (@JSCCounterPunch) March 22, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:22 (six years ago) link

ever the optimist

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:24 (six years ago) link

Hadrian said precisely what I was thinking.

We have a president who literally believes that we have planes that are literally invisible.

"Yep, Mr. President, there's our new stealth plane! Right there!"

"Where? I can't see anything."

"EXACTLY."

bone thugs & prosody (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:32 (six years ago) link

he also still believes that Hillary Clinton poured bleach on her emails

frogbs, Friday, 23 March 2018 16:34 (six years ago) link

Trump did say the Iraq war was bullshit. He has not bombed 7 countries yet. Yet you refer to him as the "insane clown president" Why? Are you a secret Rolling Stone neocon?

— Stash Prada (@StashPrada) March 21, 2018

Oh, and by the way...Trump, continuing and expanding Obama-era policies, has bombed at least seven countries, mostly by drone: Iraq, Syria, Afghanistan, Libya, Yemen, Somalia and Pakistan. https://t.co/8iTevow3mz

— Matt Taibbi (@mtaibbi) March 23, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:35 (six years ago) link

xps I am betting Bolton lasts a good long while—unless Kelly can outlast him. Trump's problem w/ his cabinet has more often to do with with his feeling restrained, or in the case of McMaster, "boring the shit out of me." If anything Bolton gives the president a chance to play wise statesman. Trump wants a sidekick to romp around in his comic-book world and now he's got one.

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:37 (six years ago) link

lmao

Lot of Trump friends and allies are dialing him in the last 24 hours telling him he's going to look bad if he signs the omnibus spending bill and that he will be played for something of a fool by Schumer, per two people with knowledge of the calls.

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) March 23, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:40 (six years ago) link

^^ for sure - thats what Flynn was for

xpost damnit

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:40 (six years ago) link

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal) at 2:37 23 Mar 18

it's probably too early for me, what's the context? a leaked video re: Stormy?
Misread this as Stormzy and was very confused for a moment

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:42 (six years ago) link

I prefer not to work myself into a tizzy over Bolton, yet. We are now seven months from an election. Congressional self-preservation instincts will start working overtime fairly soon. That should help.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:44 (six years ago) link

I'm just worried Trump's gonna start a war before an election because it worked for GWB before.. he's dumb enough to think it'll work for him too.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:46 (six years ago) link

We really can't overstate how important the elections are. They loom so large that they are calling this budget (which may or may not even pass) the last major piece of legistation before the end of the year. And it's only the end of March/

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 March 2018 16:47 (six years ago) link

Also, worth considering that Trump staff turnaround means loss of momentum, and none of these dudes are machiavellian evil geniuses like Rumsfeld or Cheney. These are short-range b-list grifters.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 March 2018 16:48 (six years ago) link

thank you aimless and josh, close to losing it at work and, i dunno, buying a one way ticket to some exotic place i've never been and fucking off all day

global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 March 2018 16:50 (six years ago) link

I'm just worried Trump's gonna start a war before an election because it worked for GWB before.. he's dumb enough to think it'll work for him too.
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, March 23, 2018 12:46 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the problem is that it probably will "work"

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link

GT trust your heart GTFO, just don't go to one of the exotic places we're gonna erase

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:55 (six years ago) link

(sorry I do not share in this optimism)

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:55 (six years ago) link

I prefer not to work myself into a tizzy over Bolton, yet. We are now seven months from an election. Congressional self-preservation instincts will start working overtime fairly soon. That should help.

― A is for (Aimless), Friday, March 23, 2018 11:44 AM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The assumption of the existence or resurgence of pre-Trump norms basically offers me zero comfort at this point. Like, yes, please, elected officials, surprise the hell out of me and shut my mouth. But I don't assume that anything is broadly predictable anymore. In that earlier era, I would've thought that GOP support would've melted off of Trump like a delicious chocolate coating in a rainstorm after it became clear that his endorsement was helping special election candidates turf out, but who even knows anymore. The tribe is all, come hell or high water.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:56 (six years ago) link

hey we can all relax

Trump and Bolton have been discussing for weeks how he could replace McMaster. According to what a source familiar with those negotiations told me, Bolton promised Trump "he wouldn't start any wars" if he selected him as the new national security adviser.

— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) March 22, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:56 (six years ago) link

i think the major difference is that the Iraq War came in the wake of 9/11 and was blatantly but effectively hitched to the war against the Taliban and the fact that we'd been attacked. not by Iraq but hey who's counting???

right now we don't have a pretext for war and I doubt even right wingers deep down sincerely feel threatened by NK.

omar little, Friday, 23 March 2018 16:57 (six years ago) link

yeah, he's not gonna start any wars, he's gonna stop them!

by nuking every living thing on the face of the earth

i'm not saying that would prevent Trump from trying something stupid but i just don't think it would be nearly as effective w/r/t elections.

omar little, Friday, 23 March 2018 16:58 (six years ago) link

will Boltstache be going to the big summit with Kim (that may never happen)?

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:59 (six years ago) link

it has been entirely too long since I've updated this and I'm sure I'm missing some folks. as always, ratings are subjective and open to revision. sound off in the comments with suggested additions/edits pic.twitter.com/DIPoYmWdcK

— Jon Green (@_Jon_Green) March 23, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 23 March 2018 17:03 (six years ago) link

I really don't think war on the Korean peninsula is going to happen, but the president is panicked and has autonomous war powers and Bolton a decades-long priapism for bombing Iran, they will cook up a pretext that will make that Nigerian yellowcake look watertight

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 March 2018 17:05 (six years ago) link

mattis gets an 'ugh fine' from me tbh

global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 March 2018 17:05 (six years ago) link

maybe the reason Trump thinks stealth jets are invisible is cos he played a lot of Command and Conquer in the 90s

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 March 2018 17:07 (six years ago) link

Iran is rather cozied up to Russia atm, based on an alliance of convenience in Syria. If Putin called Trump and warned him off bombing Iran, Trump would probably oblige.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 23 March 2018 17:09 (six years ago) link

good point

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 March 2018 17:10 (six years ago) link

I don't think Trump is panicked, but/because I think he is profoundly ignorant, and I also think he's a conviction-free coward. So I expect very little in the way of dramatic action on any front, domestic or foreign, until he gets, er, convicted.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 March 2018 17:11 (six years ago) link

The (last) Iraq War was two years after 9/11 and widely protested about beforehand. Still happened.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 23 March 2018 17:12 (six years ago) link

xp Aimless I guess one question is whether or not Putin will release Trump before November, the brazenness of these poisonings and his public taunting makes me wonder if he knows the jig is almost up and is slowly feeding Trump to the wolves

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 March 2018 17:13 (six years ago) link

so nice to have a manchurian candidate

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Friday, 23 March 2018 17:16 (six years ago) link

The most straightforward explanation for the Trump camp’s overtures towards Russia, the meeting with the UAE and Blackwater in the Seychelles, etc is arguably that they wanted a conduit to try to get Putin on board with an attack on Iran, which was rebuffed.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 23 March 2018 17:18 (six years ago) link

interesting, and doesn't seem mutually exclusive to a second occam's razor that says Russia knows exactly which money Trump org laundered and wants Exon-Rosneft resurrected

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 March 2018 17:23 (six years ago) link

hey we can all relax

― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, March 23, 2018 4:56 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/03/bolton-denies-promising-trump-he-wouldnt-start-any-wars.html

Moo Vaughn, Friday, 23 March 2018 17:24 (six years ago) link

xp *Exxon*

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 March 2018 17:24 (six years ago) link

xpost "I had to fire Bolton because he lied to me about not starting any wars. In his place, Eric Trump will now be NSA adviser."

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 March 2018 17:32 (six years ago) link

He signed the bill.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 March 2018 17:36 (six years ago) link

does bolton have any standout qualities OTHER than being the guy who pushes hard for pre-emptive strikes and invasions? why else would you hire him?

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 March 2018 17:36 (six years ago) link

CBS News reports:

President Trump is expected to sign the omnibus spending bill he threatened to veto only hours earlier, congressional and administration sources tell CBS News chief White House correspondent Major Garrett. Mr. Trump is expected to announce that in a last-minute “news conference” he announced for 1 p.m.

Mr. Trump shocked Washington Friday morning when he – against every indication from himself and his staff — said he is considering vetoing the bill the Senate passed overnight.

Mr. Trump announced the “news conference” after 12:30 p.m. Friday, sending confused communications staffers scrambling. The White House soon clarified that Mr. Trump would have a press availability to take place of the White House briefing, which was scheduled for 1 p.m.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2018 17:37 (six years ago) link

lol good posturing there, Trumpechav

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 March 2018 17:37 (six years ago) link

CNN is reporting Trump’s new attorney for Mueller work is no longer convinced he is the right person for the job after a meeting yesterday. My god.

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) March 23, 2018

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 23 March 2018 17:51 (six years ago) link

such a strong case, though

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 March 2018 17:53 (six years ago) link

President Donald Trump begrudgingly signed the spending bill Congress passed this week, but he swore that he would never sign something like it again.

“I will never sign another bill like this again,” he said at press availability scheduled at the last minute Friday afternoon.

Trump said that he was only signing the massive spending bill because he wanted to ensure that the military has proper funding and expressed frustration that Democrats were able to secure funding for programs they favor.

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 March 2018 17:55 (six years ago) link

xp wait is that referring to DiGenova?

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 March 2018 17:55 (six years ago) link

love too have an absentee president who just lets both sides lard up the budget with whatever they want. this might actually be good though?

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 March 2018 17:56 (six years ago) link

easy for him to get around that pledge, though, as next year's bill will have a different year and probably the text will be a little different. also trump will have changed at a cellular level so it won't really be "him" who signs the next bill, etc

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 March 2018 17:56 (six years ago) link

“I will never sign another bill like this again,” he said at press availability scheduled at the last minute Friday afternoon.

He could be more right than he even knows.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 March 2018 18:06 (six years ago) link

Trump’s new attorney for Mueller work is no longer convinced he is the right person for the job

DiGenova got his first detailed briefing and found out what the job really was.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 23 March 2018 18:10 (six years ago) link

That is just amazing.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 March 2018 18:18 (six years ago) link

Oh HERE was a great detail from earlier

RIGHT NOW: WH advance staffer rushes into press office: “Does anyone know how to make (stuff) bigger on the printer?”

— Peter Alexander (@PeterAlexander) March 23, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 March 2018 18:35 (six years ago) link

“I will never sign another bill like this again,” he said at press availability scheduled at the last minute Friday afternoon.

i mean this is the most amazing fake tough guy move -- drawing a line in the sand while concurrently backing down just as the other guy steps over it.

omar little, Friday, 23 March 2018 18:38 (six years ago) link

lmao he sounds like me trying to parent my 3-year old, "this is THE LAST TIME I *EVER* let you eat an entire ice cream cone, so just don't ask..."

frogbs, Friday, 23 March 2018 18:43 (six years ago) link

"i will never do this again", i say, just before playing edward 40-hands again

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 March 2018 18:46 (six years ago) link

Mr. Trump shocked Washington Friday morning

This is only possible when you have expectations beyond 'will invariably behave like a dipshit'.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 March 2018 18:48 (six years ago) link

WH advance staffer rushes into press office: “Does anyone know how to make (stuff) bigger on the printer?”

tbqh if not for my rigid morals i could work there

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2018 19:02 (six years ago) link

RIGHT NOW: WH advance staffer rushes into press office: “Does anyone know how to make (stuff) bigger on the printer?”

— Peter Alexander (@PeterAlexander) March 23, 2018

this is funny on its face but is there a subtext i'm missing

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 March 2018 19:03 (six years ago) link

someone print the subtext bigger pls

Simon H., Friday, 23 March 2018 19:04 (six years ago) link

it was a picture of trump's dick

sleepingbag, Friday, 23 March 2018 19:04 (six years ago) link

EVER so minor details.

"Emails described to WaPo, which are among thousands of documents turned over to investigators... show that Papadopoulos had more extensive contact with key Trump campaign and presidential transition officials than has been publicly acknowledged." https://t.co/pGPMDVz1P2

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) March 23, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 March 2018 19:57 (six years ago) link

well first you have to harvest the beans, and then you have to roast them, and then the grinding, never mind all the pouring, it's very involved

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 March 2018 20:10 (six years ago) link

Doug Henwood takes a fine crap on Pete Peterson's grave

https://thebaffler.com/latest/man-out-of-time-henwood

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2018 20:12 (six years ago) link

Stephen Walt:

Let me be clear: Bolton’s appointment is on par with most of Trump’s personnel choices, which is to say that it’s likely to be a disaster. His views on foreign policy are crude and bellicose, and his track record as a policy advocate and pundit do not, to put it politely, inspire confidence. Nor does he seem to have learned a thing from his past mistakes. And where McMaster and Tillerson did what they could to limit the damage that Trump has done to America’s international reputation and critical alliance partnerships, Bolton’s particular skill as a diplomat seems to have been finding creative new ways to offend America’s friends.

But Bolton’s arrival is hardly a return to the Trump that we saw in the 2016 campaign. Trump ran for president by attacking the entire foreign-policy establishment, suggesting that it was out of touch, unaccountable, and prone to get the United States into pointless wars. Since becoming president, however, Trump has increased defense spending, escalated in Afghanistan, given the Pentagon and certain headstrong U.S. allies the green light to use more force in more places (with disappointing results), and generally doubled down on the same overly militarized approach to foreign policy that had repeatedly failed under Bill Clinton, Bush, and, yes, even Barack Obama. Bolton’s appointment (along with Trump’s other personnel shifts) is not a bold move toward “America First” — if that term means a smarter and more restrained foreign policy that would reduce U.S. overseas burdens, improve the country’s strategic position, and actually make Americans safer and richer.

Instead, whether Trump knows it or not, putting Bolton, Pompeo, and Haspel in key positions looks more like a return to “Cheneyism,” by which I mean a foreign policy that inflates threats, dismisses serious diplomacy, thinks allies are mostly a burden, is contemptuous of institutions, believes that the United States is so powerful that it can just issue ultimatums and expect others to cave, and believes that a lot of thorny foreign-policy problems can be solved by just blowing something up.

http://foreignpolicy.com/2018/03/23/welcome-to-the-dick-cheney-administration/

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2018 20:18 (six years ago) link

wonderful

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 March 2018 20:20 (six years ago) link

On trashier notes

whoaaaaaa https://t.co/uCoCLfkEQw pic.twitter.com/DRv8FwZ7nJ

— Gideon Resnick (@GideonResnick) March 23, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 March 2018 20:40 (six years ago) link

sure he'd be committing professional suicide but he'd get to meet Steve Bannon!

valorous wokelord (silby), Friday, 23 March 2018 20:44 (six years ago) link

Oh so THAT'S when the week is.

President Trump to visit Northeast Ohio next week to tout infrastructure https://t.co/vchmermluc

— Jeremy Pelzer (@jpelzer) March 23, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 March 2018 20:44 (six years ago) link

is it infrastructure week again already?

valorous wokelord (silby), Friday, 23 March 2018 20:45 (six years ago) link

Groundhog Infrastructure Week

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 March 2018 20:48 (six years ago) link

“But Bolton’s arrival is hardly a return to the Trump that we saw in the 2016 campaign.”

During the campaign, Bolton was the first name Trump mentioned when asked who he listens to for foreign policy advice.

https://www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/meet-press-transcript-august-16-2015-n412636

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 23 March 2018 21:12 (six years ago) link

well, he contradicts himself now and then, you may have noticed

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2018 21:16 (six years ago) link

As someone who's printed things for far an exponentially more literate President to read in public, I suspect the reference was to type size.

Moo Vaughn, Friday, 23 March 2018 21:23 (six years ago) link

Not Infrastructure Week, just Infrastructure Touting Week.

WilliamC, Friday, 23 March 2018 21:41 (six years ago) link

Step one: Accept infrastructure funds from the federal government.
Step two: Tell President Trump that you've invested heavily in a number of invisible technologies that are now buttressing your community's infrastructure.
Step three: Profit!

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 March 2018 21:47 (six years ago) link

'Oh, no, that bridge isn't falling apart. It's heavily reinforced with invisible girders, it's all good.'

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 March 2018 21:49 (six years ago) link

"i will never do this again", i say, just before playing edward 40-hands again

― Karl Malone, Friday, March 23, 2018 11:46 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

to be fair this is a scene adapted directly from my life

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 23 March 2018 21:50 (six years ago) link

As this Cambridge Analytica stuff gets bigger and bigger, and worse and worse, it's really remarkable how much if affirms all the curiously specific suspicions many (including many of us) have had from the start, conforming to the narrative(s) sussed out pretty early in this (inter)national debacle. And again, because it cannot be repeated enough, every single day something bad seems to come out about Trump, and every single time it only further confirms what many suspect or opens more reasons for suspicions. From the dossier to data mining, It never - never - goes the other way. Only further points to guilt and criminal complicity.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 March 2018 22:21 (six years ago) link

But seriously: her emails.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 March 2018 22:29 (six years ago) link

I'm certain when this is all said and done that there will be a very clear timeline pinpointing specific instances of interference that align perfectly with the shift from whatever moderate resistance Clinton once had to the bloodthirsty fervor of 'lock her up!'

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 March 2018 22:31 (six years ago) link

Re that disc photo Avenatti posted:

On CNN, Stormy Daniels’ lawyer says this DVD contains evidence of the affair she has alleged with Trump. “This tweet is a warning shot,” he says. https://t.co/0SkGkgzN4Z

— Rebecca Ballhaus (@rebeccaballhaus) March 23, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 March 2018 22:48 (six years ago) link

hope it's widescreen

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 March 2018 22:49 (six years ago) link

If what we've heard is true, widescreen won't be necessary.

zig zag ziggurat (Leee), Friday, 23 March 2018 22:50 (six years ago) link

It's going to be some avant garde slo mo video of a bucket of fried chicken decomposing.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 March 2018 22:51 (six years ago) link

xps My guess is that the shift you cite will almost certainly have been facilitated by FOX News, although perhaps it will have been initially instigated by more nefarious agents, such as the Russian hackers' DNC email dump to WikiLeaks.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 23 March 2018 22:52 (six years ago) link

yeah FOX is the lynchpin to this whole mess, w/o it all these machinations would sort of be howling into the void

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 March 2018 22:55 (six years ago) link

Right. Shit like 'lock her up!' didn't materialize out of nowhere and it doesn't become a sudden firestorm like it did without intentional and sustained effort on multiple fronts. The Trump campaign couldn't have made that happen on their own.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 March 2018 23:14 (six years ago) link

rupert murdoch should have been jailed a long time ago

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 March 2018 23:15 (six years ago) link

rupert murdoch should have been jailed eaten a long time ago

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 March 2018 23:38 (six years ago) link

Per Axios writer Jonathan Swan: A source close to John Bolton tells me he made no promise to Trump that he "wouldn't start any wars," contrary to reports. "Not true, wasn't discussed," the source says.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 23 March 2018 23:42 (six years ago) link

Just another day

NEW: When Trump threatened to veto the spending bill this morning, aides warned him that he might catch blame for shutting down the government on a weekend he planned to spend at Mar-a-Lago.

“F— that,” the president replied. https://t.co/AOnFQwRx11

— Rebecca Ballhaus (@rebeccaballhaus) March 23, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 March 2018 23:47 (six years ago) link

As a matter of National Security I've signed the Omnibus Spending Bill. I say to Congress: I will NEVER sign another bill like this again. To prevent this omnibus situation from ever happening again, I'm calling on Congress to give me a line-item veto for all govt spending bills! https://t.co/kYwMk5AE5k

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 23, 2018

Nobody's willing to tell him - or, more likely, they don't know - that the line item veto has already been ruled unconstitutional.

grawlix (unperson), Saturday, 24 March 2018 00:03 (six years ago) link

supposedly he's already been told

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 24 March 2018 00:05 (six years ago) link

may have been in one of those briefings with the details in them

El Tomboto, Saturday, 24 March 2018 00:31 (six years ago) link

hey guys

Zell Miller died

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 24 March 2018 00:37 (six years ago) link

yes I saw. Go to hell, Zell.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 24 March 2018 00:42 (six years ago) link

fuck that guy

maura, Saturday, 24 March 2018 00:51 (six years ago) link

"i didn't leave the democratic party, the... country just realized that... it had an utterly artificial racist legacy party misalignment."

Hunt3r, Saturday, 24 March 2018 01:15 (six years ago) link

fuck that guy

― maura, Friday, March 23, 2018 8:51 PM (forty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

had (crüt), Saturday, 24 March 2018 01:35 (six years ago) link

I remember Bush I being asked about Miller’s 2004 speech at his son’s convention, struggling to explain how it was different than the 92 Pat Buchanan speech he publicly complained about.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Saturday, 24 March 2018 01:38 (six years ago) link

transgender troops banned

akm, Saturday, 24 March 2018 01:47 (six years ago) link

he probably did this because Stormy's attorney is threatening to leak their sex tape

akm, Saturday, 24 March 2018 01:48 (six years ago) link

DailyKos, 2005: Horrifying, personal John Bolton story

Mr. Bolton proceeded to chase me through the halls of a Russian hotel -- throwing things at me, shoving threatening letters under my door and, generally, behaving like a madman. For nearly two weeks, while I awaited fresh direction from my company and from US AID, John Bolton hounded me in such an appalling way that I eventually retreated to my hotel room and stayed there. Mr. Bolton, of course, then routinely visited me there to pound on the door and shout threats.

I give him 4-8 mooches.

#DeleteFacebook (Sanpaku), Saturday, 24 March 2018 01:58 (six years ago) link

btw i broke the Zell Miller death story on ilx

Yam is not interested in the Art of the Possible, or the Constitutional

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 24 March 2018 02:04 (six years ago) link

Bolton story shows he cares, dammit

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 24 March 2018 02:05 (six years ago) link

guilty lol

Simon H., Saturday, 24 March 2018 02:19 (six years ago) link

does bolton have any standout qualities OTHER than being the guy who pushes hard for pre-emptive strikes and invasions? why else would you hire him?

― Karl Malone, Friday, March 23, 2018 5:36 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's been on Fox a lot?

papa don't take no meth (stevie), Saturday, 24 March 2018 11:26 (six years ago) link

lol she is such a moron

Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) said Wednesday it is "extremely disappointing" that a bill she backed to stabilize ObamaCare markets was left out of a must-pass government funding bill.

Collins voted for the tax-reform legislation in December after securing a commitment from Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) to support the ObamaCare fix. Collins had worried about the repeal of ObamaCare's individual mandate in the tax bill and the resulting premium increases. She wanted the stability measures to try to make up for that.

But now the fix is being left out of a funding measure that is likely the last chance for the health legislation to pass this year.

Democrats say Collins should never have made the deal to support tax reform in the first place, saying she should have known that Republicans would not agree to fix ObamaCare.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 24 March 2018 15:41 (six years ago) link

Ha I thought Zell Miller died like 10 years ago

President Keyes, Sunday, 25 March 2018 02:40 (six years ago) link

when i worked at the holiday inn he was a major dick to my coworker buddy tony, refusing to acknowledge the city's smoking ban and just wordlessly turning his back and continuing his smoking and schmoozing when it was brought to his attention

lol dis stance dunk (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 25 March 2018 03:23 (six years ago) link

hoos woulda booted his ass

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 25 March 2018 03:33 (six years ago) link

ayooo

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 March 2018 04:39 (six years ago) link

In one clause, @nytimes has distilled the presidency of @realDonaldTrump: “Mr. Trump watched television, reacted to what he saw on television and then reacted to the reaction.” pic.twitter.com/FF5mJOZvKB

— Anand Giridharadas (@AnandWrites) March 24, 2018

j., Sunday, 25 March 2018 04:40 (six years ago) link

he saw it on the television

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 March 2018 06:40 (six years ago) link

Maybe now you all know it’s as serious as a threat gets — not homophobia hotel, not FBI or FB me — hit the streets.

no Shari as soothsayer on the Occam’s razor tip, not Simon & Fred on the bath of purity, but a real problem a near million courageous children came to DC for.

It might be a head fuck but it’s happening

lion in winter, Sunday, 25 March 2018 08:58 (six years ago) link

....

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Sunday, 25 March 2018 11:31 (six years ago) link

u ok hun xp

we gather in social groups and disorient ourselves (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 25 March 2018 11:36 (six years ago) link

This morning's dispatch from "everything he says is the opposite of the truth"-land:

Many lawyers and top law firms want to represent me in the Russia case...don’t believe the Fake News narrative that it is hard to find a lawyer who wants to take this on. Fame & fortune will NEVER be turned down by a lawyer, though some are conflicted. Problem is that a new......

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 25, 2018

....lawyer or law firm will take months to get up to speed (if for no other reason than they can bill more), which is unfair to our great country - and I am very happy with my existing team. Besides, there was NO COLLUSION with Russia, except by Crooked Hillary and the Dems!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 25, 2018

grawlix (unperson), Sunday, 25 March 2018 12:07 (six years ago) link

unfair to our great country

had (crüt), Sunday, 25 March 2018 12:10 (six years ago) link

Surprised he didn't capitalize country in that tweet.

grawlix (unperson), Sunday, 25 March 2018 12:32 (six years ago) link

I'll have what lion in winter is having

Simon H., Sunday, 25 March 2018 13:09 (six years ago) link

No, you'll have your bath of purity, and you'll like it, goddammit!

Frederik B, Sunday, 25 March 2018 13:20 (six years ago) link

Hey. Hey, guys? Shut the fuck up.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Sunday, 25 March 2018 13:52 (six years ago) link

lion in winter (correct me if I'm wrong on any points) is in this country as an immigrant and working as an immigration lawyer for undocumented children. This doesn't put liw above criticism but it gets my dander up when I see snarky comments directed at someone who's probably getting smacked in the face by the policies of this administration on a daily basis.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Sunday, 25 March 2018 14:01 (six years ago) link

Clever, I'd say.

Note: (a) not all of our evidence will be mentioned/displayed tonight – that would be foolish; (b) we are not sure what CBS will include but we know a lot from the full interview will have to be cut bc of the time allowed; (c) tonight is not the end – it’s the beginning. #basta

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) March 25, 2018

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 25 March 2018 14:02 (six years ago) link

@Old Lunch: Context: This is what liw wrote to me at the same time in another thread:

Are you though? Or is that you’re Tuomas two? A weird bald Scandinavian looking for love and cred in all the wrong places?

― lion in winter, 25. marts 2018 11:25 (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm sorry that he is getting smacked in the face by Trump, but I'll 'direct snark' at any asshole who writes to me like that.

Frederik B, Sunday, 25 March 2018 14:06 (six years ago) link

it gets my dander up when the "purity" cliche is trotted out re principle, whether you share it or not

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 March 2018 14:09 (six years ago) link

tuomas was cool

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 25 March 2018 14:11 (six years ago) link

btw the march was very touching. So was the march on climate change.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 March 2018 14:12 (six years ago) link

You really are Carol Kane’s character from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

El Tomboto, Sunday, 25 March 2018 14:25 (six years ago) link

We Are All Kaushtuppers Now

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 25 March 2018 14:31 (six years ago) link

Whomp whomp

Trump lawyer Jay Sekulow confirms to me that Joe di Genova and his wife/law firm partner will not be joining the President’s legal team after all. “The President is disappointed that conflicts prevent [them] from joining the President's Special Counsel legal team.” https://t.co/9YHYuqtG0e

— Tamara Keith (@tamarakeithNPR) March 25, 2018

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 25 March 2018 14:44 (six years ago) link

I guess 'sanity' counts as a conflict for those embedded in Trumpworld.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Sunday, 25 March 2018 15:00 (six years ago) link

@Old Lunch it was meant as good-natured joshing tbh, I just didn't get why I was being invoked at all

Simon H., Sunday, 25 March 2018 15:04 (six years ago) link

Yeah, sorry, I was unnecessarily aggro. I've just seen people jumping on lion in winter lately and thought it was worth addressing some context.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Sunday, 25 March 2018 15:23 (six years ago) link

Scholars all!

Told line-item veto was ruled unconstitutional, Mnuchin says: “Congress can pass a rule that allows them to do it.” Told Congress would have to pass a constitutional amendment, Mnuchin says on Fox: “We don’t need to get into a debate ... There are different ways of doing this.”

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) March 25, 2018

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 25 March 2018 15:24 (six years ago) link

fred is bald? updating the .xls

j., Sunday, 25 March 2018 15:36 (six years ago) link

Unconstitutional stuff- if youre rich they let you...wait, they dont?! Xp

Hunt3r, Sunday, 25 March 2018 15:44 (six years ago) link

You really are Carol Kane’s character from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

sorry, I can't afford Prestige TV (Carol Kane is great tho).

November will tell the tale.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 March 2018 16:18 (six years ago) link

More on lawyerly foolishness:

Trump had not closely researched di Genova or even consulted with top aides, including Chief of Staff John F. Kelly and White House counsel Donald McGahn, before hiring him.

Trump had hoped diGenova could serve as a surrogate in television interviews and play the role of attack dog in criticizing the Mueller probe.

Sekulow approached him two weeks ago about joining the team, but he and his wife run a law firm that represents clients with conflicting interests.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/in-another-blow-to-trumps-efforts-to-combat-russia-probe-digenova-will-no-longer-join-legal-team/2018/03/25/8ac8c8d2-3038-11e8-94fa-32d48460b955_story.html?utm_term=.d4211696d6bc

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 25 March 2018 16:30 (six years ago) link

the endless cycle of people who want to be close to power thinking "it's gotta be a schtick to some degree he can't be that much of an idiot"......"oh wow he is that much of an idiot"

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 25 March 2018 17:58 (six years ago) link

remember the only reason Vince McMahon isn't Secretary of State is because Trump thought he died in a car explosion.

omar little, Sunday, 25 March 2018 18:20 (six years ago) link

what is Steven Seagal up to these days?

startled macropod (MatthewK), Sunday, 25 March 2018 18:54 (six years ago) link

Last I saw he was in Russia of all places.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 25 March 2018 18:55 (six years ago) link

He has just launched a crypto currency, inevitably.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 25 March 2018 18:57 (six years ago) link

Seagold

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 25 March 2018 19:00 (six years ago) link

Nice

El Tomboto, Sunday, 25 March 2018 19:14 (six years ago) link

He’ll fit right in

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 25 March 2018 19:16 (six years ago) link

whatever happened to kellyanne conway and stephen miller? do they do appearances?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 25 March 2018 19:30 (six years ago) link

they're still around. kellyanne was on tv the other day braying about something.

maura, Sunday, 25 March 2018 19:32 (six years ago) link

Stephen is busy shooting Reich propaganda

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 25 March 2018 20:09 (six years ago) link

Wtf he's 32? He looks 46

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 25 March 2018 20:11 (six years ago) link

Miller? He looks more like 26.

Moo Vaughn, Sunday, 25 March 2018 21:21 (six years ago) link

Not with that hairline

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 25 March 2018 21:27 (six years ago) link

26 in Nazi years.

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 25 March 2018 21:51 (six years ago) link

it's been interesting with Bannon, Miller, Conway, Trump, Etc etc how people on the left take much pleasure in being almost pathologically mean and focused on people's looks, there's definitely a glee there that I think is partially just feeling a license to be mean... also the "dotard" incident was the same, bring able to say "-tard" and get away with it

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 25 March 2018 22:03 (six years ago) link

^^^otm

gbx, Sunday, 25 March 2018 22:08 (six years ago) link

yup

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 25 March 2018 22:14 (six years ago) link

if you call 'em on it they REALLY wanna argue about it, too

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 25 March 2018 22:15 (six years ago) link

Is it really limited to "the left"? I see libs joking about Trump's heft pretty regularly.

Simon H., Sunday, 25 March 2018 22:18 (six years ago) link

liberals in being sanctimonious about appearance and perceived health shocker?

ian, Sunday, 25 March 2018 22:24 (six years ago) link

Is it really limited to "the left"? I see libs joking about Trump's heft pretty regularly.

i think to most people "the libs" are on "the left" and so are therefore included?

papa don't take no meth (stevie), Sunday, 25 March 2018 22:43 (six years ago) link

libs / the left are the same bucket whether real leftists like it (they don't) or not

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 25 March 2018 22:52 (six years ago) link

I'm gonna spare us all a very silly argument and bow out early on this one.

Simon H., Sunday, 25 March 2018 22:58 (six years ago) link

from the second I saw Simon's "the left" post I saw this coming

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 25 March 2018 23:03 (six years ago) link

Daniels interview transcript is up:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/stormy-daniels-describes-her-alleged-affair-with-donald-trump-60-minutes-interview/

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 25 March 2018 23:06 (six years ago) link

I saw KAC at Mass this evening. She still walks this earth FYI

tobo73, Sunday, 25 March 2018 23:10 (six years ago) link

Michael Avenatti: This is about the cover-up. This is about the extent that Mr. Cohen and the president have gone to intimidate this woman, to silence her, to threaten her, and to put her under their thumb. It is thuggish behavior from people in power. And it has no place in American democracy.

maura, Sunday, 25 March 2018 23:24 (six years ago) link

will evangelicals finally turn on trump now that he’s accused of having a gotti wannabe threaten a baby

maura, Sunday, 25 March 2018 23:25 (six years ago) link

(no)

maura, Sunday, 25 March 2018 23:25 (six years ago) link

Daniels: He was like, "Wow, you-- you are special. You remind me of my daughter."

startled macropod (MatthewK), Sunday, 25 March 2018 23:25 (six years ago) link

Evangelicals don’t give a fuck. It’s only about abortion

Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 March 2018 23:26 (six years ago) link

The chances of evangelicals evincing concern about the child of a porn star, hmm, let me think on this...

to eat a little "snack", to have an snack (Old Lunch), Sunday, 25 March 2018 23:48 (six years ago) link

is it even really about abortion so much as pwning the liberals

mookieproof, Sunday, 25 March 2018 23:56 (six years ago) link

shoring up the patriarchy imo

gbx, Monday, 26 March 2018 00:13 (six years ago) link

I think gbx has the actual core ish there

Hunt3r, Monday, 26 March 2018 00:22 (six years ago) link

Don't see much that's earth-shaking in the Stormy Daniels transcript.

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 26 March 2018 00:31 (six years ago) link

BREAKING: Rep. Ryan Costello, R-Pa., will withdraw from his congressional race, he tells me. More soon @KasieDC

— Kasie Hunt (@kasie) March 25, 2018

Another House seat that the current tenant, at least, believes is not secure.

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 26 March 2018 00:54 (six years ago) link

yea there's nothing in that 60 Minutes interview that we didn't already know but it still seems significant to have someone come out and say all this. especially the whole "he has goons that directly threaten people" bit. it kind of sheds light on what might have happened to all those accusers that came out after the Access Hollywood tape and why we didn't hear a whole lot out of them.

interesting bit to me is why Trump's people threatened her in 2011, he wasn't running back then and last I remembered he kinda openly bragged about cheating on his wife in the past. it's not like she was saying anything horribly embarrassing. either Melania's got a good prenup or there's something more to the story. also, Stormy's insistence that it was her fault for going up there in the first place and that she was obligated to have sex with him kinda says a lot

frogbs, Monday, 26 March 2018 02:13 (six years ago) link

Trump has always been a coward who hid behind shtarkers.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 26 March 2018 02:34 (six years ago) link

the "dotard" incident was the same, bring able to say "-tard" and get away with it

I disagree. First "dotard" is pre-Shakesperean and far predates the 20th century euphemism for moron: retard, or any of its much later variant neologisms. Also, it is pronounced very differently, as DAW-terd, so that the -tard is entirely unemphasized. The delight was probably more connected to its status as an arcane anachronism.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 26 March 2018 04:56 (six years ago) link

trump dumb tho

j., Monday, 26 March 2018 05:13 (six years ago) link

I will bet money that 99% of the people using dotard hear it in their heads as “dough-tard.”

louise ck (milo z), Monday, 26 March 2018 06:41 (six years ago) link

Particularly since that's the way it's pronounced, as with dotage and, well, dote.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 26 March 2018 07:46 (six years ago) link

The delight was probably more connected to its status as an arcane anachronism.

well, also that trump was getting owned by the leader of north korea, not previously known as for his way with a cutting bon mot

we gather in social groups and disorient ourselves (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 26 March 2018 08:31 (six years ago) link

aimless I have heard tons of people use it and not one has pronounced it like that, dough-tard is how heard it and these weren't ppl delighting in Ren faire olden tyme slang of yore, they were using it exactly how you'd say the other word

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 26 March 2018 11:22 (six years ago) link

I honestly didn't even know about that pronunciation until you just posted it

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 26 March 2018 11:29 (six years ago) link

The question is, is he smart enough to delete and rephrase this tweet? My money's on No.

The economy is looking really good. It has been many years that we have seen these kind of numbers. The underlying strength of companies has perhaps never been better.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 26, 2018

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 26 March 2018 11:37 (six years ago) link

sounding a little fatigued this morning

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 26 March 2018 11:46 (six years ago) link

never heard "dotard" w/ accent on "tard" except in what I thought was jest. It's pronounced DOUGH-terd!

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 26 March 2018 11:49 (six years ago) link

I believe you I just had not heard people use it that way

what country do you think this is?

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 26 March 2018 11:52 (six years ago) link

btw this is all incredibly pedantic point missing of the intent and meaning of my post, but I'm glad your governesses taught you well

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 26 March 2018 11:53 (six years ago) link

I do love the idea that Kim is using what must be his grandfather's translation book

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 26 March 2018 11:58 (six years ago) link

I'm fine with emphasis on either half of dough-tard - it's "DAW-terd" that threw me.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 26 March 2018 12:09 (six years ago) link

You say dotard the way you say drunkard, another word that shares some letters with retard

scotti pruitti (wins), Monday, 26 March 2018 12:14 (six years ago) link

omfg read the post

no one is arguing about which way the correct way to pronounce it

I was talking about a gleeful meanness on the part THE LEFT AND NEOLIBERAL SCUM S/O SIMON wrt to making fun of infrailty and people's physical appearances

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 26 March 2018 12:18 (six years ago) link

Actually several ppl were arguing about which way to pronounce it

scotti pruitti (wins), Monday, 26 March 2018 12:19 (six years ago) link

cya

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 26 March 2018 12:42 (six years ago) link

US Politics, March 2018: What Are We Arguing About?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 March 2018 12:43 (six years ago) link

the "shame if something were to happen to your mom" comment isn't the first one of its kind that's been alleged from a Trump-affiliated thug? I might be imagining this but I swear I read at least one other story with something comparable

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Monday, 26 March 2018 12:44 (six years ago) link

yeah I've heard stories like that about him several times, but I don't think it's ever been "on the record" like it was here

gotta say I do appreciate how Stormy just gave straight yes or no answers to nearly everything. kind of refreshing in this era.

frogbs, Monday, 26 March 2018 12:47 (six years ago) link

Someone's all tough now

BREAKING: U.S. set to expel 60 Russian diplomats (Intel agents with diplomatic cover) and close Russia's consulate in Seattle. The 60 being expelled are persona non grata and have 7 days to leave the country.

— Tom Winter (@Tom_Winter) March 26, 2018

Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 March 2018 13:10 (six years ago) link

the "shame if something were to happen to your mom" comment isn't the first one of its kind that's been alleged from a Trump-affiliated thug? I might be imagining this but I swear I read at least one other story with something comparable

Trump said this to Jeb in a debate iirc

President Keyes, Monday, 26 March 2018 13:31 (six years ago) link

Trump was right: Barbara Bush would've been a tougher president than Jeb!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 March 2018 13:32 (six years ago) link

when trump's otm, he's v otm

we gather in social groups and disorient ourselves (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 26 March 2018 13:38 (six years ago) link

Apparently this strike has just ended; TIL the Pinkertons are still around

It's day 20 of another strike in West Virginia. A scab pulled a gun on strikers, and the company in question has hired the Pinkertons. Yes, this is 2018. https://t.co/vPquQhhYfc

— Sarah Jones (@onesarahjones) March 23, 2018

Simon H., Monday, 26 March 2018 13:39 (six years ago) link

Cruel to hire a Weezer tribute band to taunt the strikers

President Keyes, Monday, 26 March 2018 13:44 (six years ago) link

wow labour relations have really advanced over the last couple of hundred years huh

The Pinkerton promise is attractive to some Silicon Valley firms. The Guardian reported on March 16 that Google and Facebook have both retained Pinkerton to monitor staff for leaks. “Among other services, Pinkerton offers to send investigators to coffee shops or restaurants near a company’s campus to eavesdrop on employees’ conversations,” Olivia Solon reported.

we gather in social groups and disorient ourselves (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 26 March 2018 13:45 (six years ago) link

they do it out of love

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 26 March 2018 13:51 (six years ago) link

you know, they care

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 26 March 2018 13:51 (six years ago) link

shoring up the patriarchy imo

― gbx, Monday, March 26, 2018 12:13 AM (thirteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think gbx has the actual core ish there

― Hunt3r, Monday, March 26, 2018 12:22 AM (thirteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Closer, but the traditional order might be closer still - the 'patriarchy' still has a 'racial' (and religious) dimension in many places. A better word than traditionalism may be fascism.

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 26 March 2018 14:03 (six years ago) link

Another useful Mariotti thread

1/ Last night’s @nytimes article by @maggieNYT and @nytmike deserves more attention. As they note, the only *personal* attorney Trump has working on the Mueller investigation. That’s really important, for two reasons.

— Renato Mariotti (@renato_mariotti) March 26, 2018

Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 March 2018 14:50 (six years ago) link

Mariotti's basically repeating what Abramson said yesterday, except Abramson, if I read him correctly, characteristically made the additional implication en passant that Cobb, who represents "the White House" and not Trump, has essentially been telling Trump to cooperate and not fire Mueller in service to the interests of the Presidency qua office rather than occupant

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 26 March 2018 14:58 (six years ago) link

Not a huge surprise, but the Pinkertons logo is terrifying

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/12/Pinkerton_logo.svg/436px-Pinkerton_logo.svg.png

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 26 March 2018 15:04 (six years ago) link

Those fuckers still exist??!!?

valorous wokelord (silby), Monday, 26 March 2018 15:05 (six years ago) link

well I guess I found what I was thinking of

Last year, my @BuzzFeedNews colleagues and I documented three separate instances of people reporting to the police and FBI that they were physically threatened by people close to Trump. The incidents date back to the 1980s. https://t.co/E51BxB3GoVhttps://t.co/cVZu50nzZ7 pic.twitter.com/mDDtnO1mX3

— Jason Leopold (@JasonLeopold) March 26, 2018

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Monday, 26 March 2018 15:07 (six years ago) link

PINKERTON®: we'll stab you in the eye, motherfucker

we gather in social groups and disorient ourselves (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 26 March 2018 15:07 (six years ago) link

hell yeah, a contextless link to a two-and-a-half-year-old story, that's my kinda #content

we gather in social groups and disorient ourselves (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 26 March 2018 15:13 (six years ago) link

Pinkerton logo = CBS + Un Chien Andalou

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 March 2018 15:13 (six years ago) link

silby, check out the Sarah Jones article I posted earlier this morning

Simon H., Monday, 26 March 2018 15:17 (six years ago) link

sounding a little fatigued this morning

― motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Monday, March 26, 2018 1:46 PM (three hours ago)

Agreed

I wonder how he would react if the earth is ripped out from under his feet. Like if he gets dragged through the mud during an impeachment trial, gets impeached, divorced, defeated in a bunch of lawsuits, publicly humiliated to the extreme, and left for dead by former friends and allies.

Woon... Doopee Time (FlopsyDuck), Monday, 26 March 2018 15:20 (six years ago) link

wow @ that contextless article

Woon... Doopee Time (FlopsyDuck), Monday, 26 March 2018 15:25 (six years ago) link

exactly which article are we talking about here; the context for mine is that Stormy Daniels reported a similar threat made to her daughter

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Monday, 26 March 2018 15:27 (six years ago) link

Moo Vaughn's Rolling Stones story

Woon... Doopee Time (FlopsyDuck), Monday, 26 March 2018 15:28 (six years ago) link

Separately, a little flashback to fifteen years ago. But if Bolton's back in the news, why not this guy too.

https://taskandpurpose.com/paul-bremer-iraq-war-ski-instructor/

Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 March 2018 16:01 (six years ago) link

Bremer, meanwhile, mostly kept his head down. Like the former commander-in-chief, he took up painting. (Though his wistful oils lack the musicality of W.’s best works, pieces like “Sunset with Man’s Best Friend” do carry a distinct emotional power.)

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 March 2018 16:06 (six years ago) link

"Hello ladies and gentlemen, we are the Wistful Oils."

Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 March 2018 16:13 (six years ago) link

hell yeah, a contextless link to a two-and-a-half-year-old story, that's my kinda #content

― we gather in social groups and disorient ourselves (bizarro gazzara), Monday, March 26, 2018 3:13 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Valuable response. Your need for a reader's digest is noted.

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 26 March 2018 16:59 (six years ago) link

makes me happy because there was also an excellent feature on Giannis Antetokounmpo who is quickly becoming my favorite NBA player ever

frogbs, Monday, 26 March 2018 17:03 (six years ago) link

yeah idk bout y'all but i was watching 60 mins for Giannis

MooVaughn.org (voodoo chili), Monday, 26 March 2018 17:12 (six years ago) link

so apparently stormy daniels is suing cohen for defamation?

gbx, Monday, 26 March 2018 20:41 (six years ago) link

says who???

omar little, Monday, 26 March 2018 20:42 (six years ago) link

Well there's this

Here is amended complaint in Stormy Daniels v. Trump & Michael Cohen lawsuit https://t.co/vx190ESjEj

— Sam Levine (@srl) March 26, 2018

Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 March 2018 20:45 (six years ago) link

(And yes I got the joke etc.)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 March 2018 20:45 (six years ago) link

Here's a telling stat from today's brand new @CNN poll on Trump and 2018. This is Trump's approval rating among...

Voters somewhat/not enthusiastic to vote in 2018:
47% approve
47% disapprove

Voters extremely/very enthusiastic to vote in 2018:
38% approve
60% disapprove

— Ryan Struyk (@ryanstruyk) March 26, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 26 March 2018 21:55 (six years ago) link

Two more top attorneys have turned down Trump.

Tom Buchanan and Dan Webb confirmed to The Daily Beast that Trump reached out to them about representing him in the Russia probe, and that they couldn’t do it. https://t.co/7UTd3VrS9b

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) March 26, 2018

Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 March 2018 23:33 (six years ago) link

OT, but did Giannis bring his bell to the interview?

DJI, Monday, 26 March 2018 23:41 (six years ago) link


Valuable response. Your need for a reader's digest is noted.


Oh my god, fuck you, you fucking pompous clown. Please go away. You are literally the worst. Bring back larry appleton.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 03:20 (six years ago) link

tom

wait

j., Tuesday, 27 March 2018 03:33 (six years ago) link

s

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 03:33 (six years ago) link

for no man

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 03:43 (six years ago) link

is an island

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 03:44 (six years ago) link

in the stream

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 03:51 (six years ago) link

lolol

Dan S, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 04:04 (six years ago) link

http://i64.tinypic.com/rm3fvc.jpg

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 04:34 (six years ago) link

^ that's just lovely

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 05:54 (six years ago) link

That guy’s podcast, by the way, is worth listening to. It’s called This Week in Atrocity.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 06:02 (six years ago) link

wilbur ross just directed the census to include a citizenship question on the census form

Heez, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 12:04 (six years ago) link

Pay for play is alive and well.

For Elliott Broidy, Donald J. Trump’s presidential campaign represented an unparalleled political and business opportunity.

An investor and defense contractor, Mr. Broidy became a top fund-raiser for Mr. Trump’s campaign when most elite Republican donors were keeping their distance, and Mr. Trump in turn overlooked the lingering whiff of scandal from Mr. Broidy’s 2009 guilty plea in a pension fund bribery case.

After Mr. Trump’s election, Mr. Broidy quickly capitalized, marketing his Trump connections to politicians and governments around the world, including some with unsavory records, according to interviews and documents obtained by The New York Times. Mr. Broidy suggested to clients and prospective customers of his Virginia-based defense contracting company, Circinus, that he could broker meetings with Mr. Trump, his administration and congressional allies.

Mr. Broidy’s ability to leverage his political connections to boost his business illuminates how Mr. Trump’s unorthodox approach to governing has spawned a new breed of access peddling in the swamp he vowed to drain.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 12:18 (six years ago) link

'unorthodox'

Robbing me at gunpoint, eh? I must say, that's quite an unorthodox way of making a buck! But I truly admire your chutzpah.

to eat a little "snack", to have an snack (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 13:06 (six years ago) link

just feel bad for mr. trump. everyone's ganging up on him. it's so unfair

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 14:31 (six years ago) link

The late Monday move from the Commerce Department, which it said came in response a request by the Justice Department, would restore a question about citizenship that has not appeared on the census since the 1950s. The administration said the data was necessary to enforce the 1965 Voting Rights Act.

The state of California immediately challenged the plan in federal court.

California Attorney General Xavier Becerra and Secretary of State Alex Padilla trashed the move as anti-immigrant.

"The citizenship question is the latest attempt by President Trump to stoke the fires of anti-immigrant hostility," Padilla said in a statement. "Now, in one fell swoop, the US Commerce Department has ignored its own protocols and years of preparation in a concerted effort to suppress a fair and accurate census count from our diverse communities. The administration's claim that it is simply seeking to protect voting rights is not only laughable, but contemptible."

https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/27/politics/census-commerce-department-immigration-california/index.html

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 15:10 (six years ago) link

The administration said the data was necessary to enforce the 1965 Voting Rights Act.

A particularly brazen flipping of the bird.

to eat a little "snack", to have an snack (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 15:26 (six years ago) link

well it's not like anything matters anymore anyways

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasonleopold/christopher-steele-mikhail-lesin-murder-putin-fbi?utm_term=.ow5mW3Pma#.sdpePqYeg

it is more likely that a camel can fit through the eye of a needle than a rich man will ever see justice

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 16:02 (six years ago) link

Pick an oligarch any oligarch, apparently. $28mil in properties is a couple, tho, wonder where those went.

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 16:30 (six years ago) link

Sarah Sanders said repeatedly today that every census since 1965 has included Q about immigration status, except 2010. That is false. The question hasn't been asked in a full census since 1950 out of fears of squirreling the results. For more: https://t.co/EFYI4JmTg3

— Cathleen Decker (@cathleendecker) March 27, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 19:09 (six years ago) link

is it just me or are the lies getting more and more brazen?

sleeve, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 19:15 (six years ago) link

in that they don't care what the truth is, yes I'd say so.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 19:20 (six years ago) link

idk, when you start with "biggest inauguration crowd ever"...

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 19:21 (six years ago) link

At least Trump hjas figured out that anything successfully tagged as a 'military expenditure' will always get support in Congress.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 19:41 (six years ago) link

Except when DOD issues reports on how climate change will adversely affect American national security.

Ned Reggaeton (Leee), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:13 (six years ago) link

The US military has plans for a border "wall". Not on the border, and not a wall. A wide trench filled with antipersonnel mines, and monitored by cameras (vis/IR) on pylons, with remotely operated machine guns. This is the scenario presented in Gwynne Dyer's Climate Wars (2010), for how the US military envisions preventing an influx of climate refugees in the mid-20th century and later. Some of this presented in Dyer's 2009 [CBC radio documentary](http://www.cbc.ca/player/play/1475819433).

Any wall, or minefield, not backed by lethal force, is rather feeble. The military scenarios are greatly concerned with revolts of US Hispanics against such a scheme.

Personally, I don't have a problem with the US military taking steps towards acquiring required land for this, perhaps set back as much as 100 km from the border proper. A contingency. Climate change won't be kind to food production in America, but by late century will reduce human carrying capacity in Mexico and Central America to perhaps half current populations.

#DeleteFacebook (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 01:00 (six years ago) link

I doubt you intended to say this, but doesn't a border barrier "backed by lethal force" as a "contingency" against Mexico being unable to feed half its population, functionally equal being OK with killing people rather than sharing resources?

startled macropod (MatthewK), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 01:26 (six years ago) link

There is no us and them, borders are arbitrary, citizenship is arbitrary, mining a fucking border is a crime against humanity

Dan I., Wednesday, 28 March 2018 01:38 (six years ago) link

It's critical we waste epic amounts of money making a minefield that spans the entire US/Mexico border to ensure that when the climate goes to hell, we are killed by fellow Americans with guns instead of foreigners.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 01:44 (six years ago) link

Absolutely.

Practically unsaid in the climate change discourse is that it will effect crop yields through heat stress and drought, long before many are left homeless from sea level rise. A useful rule of thumb is that every °C is -10% in crop yields, but the response of crops is highly non-linear and it could be a lot worse:

Holding current growing regions fixed, area-weighted average yields are predicted to decrease by 30–46% before the end of the century under the slowest (B1) warming scenario and decrease by 63–82% under the most rapid warming scenario (A1FI)

Nonlinear temperature effects indicate severe damages to U.S. crop yields under climate change

Tropical areas could lose up to 200 suitable plant growing days per year.

Suitable Days for Plant Growth Disappear under Projected Climate Change: Potential Human and Biotic Vulnerability

Grain yields decreased from 84 to 100%.

Increased Temperatures Have Dramatic Effects on Growth and Grain Yield of Three Maize Hybrids

Our children will kill the children of other nations seeking to enter, simply to ensure their own survival. The major question is just how long humanity will continue to burn fossil fuels, and how many the countries of the North will have to kill, simply to preserve their own carrying capacity.

This is why I hate the focus of Al Gore's Inconvenient Truth films. They treat the issue as one of whether weather wealthy people will have their coastal properties. The reality is far, far worse.

#DeleteFacebook (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 01:52 (six years ago) link

Ie, I intended to say this: Due to climate change, citizens of the U.S. will kill climate migrants from Mexico and Central America, and citizen of Europe will kill climate migrants from Africa and the Middle East. The niceties of multiculturalism have no influence on hungry people.

Personally, I've chosen to not have children. The future will be ugly.

#DeleteFacebook (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 01:58 (six years ago) link

u know the children of america could just kill other americans

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 02:17 (six years ago) link

Didn't realize I would have no choice but to murder people in the future. That's a bummer.

Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 02:22 (six years ago) link

Lotsa that will happen.

Those of us on the Left, who believe that all humans are created equal, that all cultures have something to teach us, need to get ahead of the cultural consequences of the climate crisis.

Humanity has a history of murdering people with the wrong religion or surname. Even when famine was only a recent memory (a half-million German civilians starved during WWI, and this inspired Hitler. See Tim Snyder's Black Earth).

The 2016 election should serve as a wake-up call. It taught many of you that you weren't targeting the right demographics. It taught me that the Bottleneck Century would bring universal fascism.

#DeleteFacebook (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 02:25 (six years ago) link

We could just wait to die, I think that’s fine.

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 02:28 (six years ago) link

Yeah, I’m just kinda waiting around. I’m 46 and diabetic, so I don’t really expect to see 60 anyhow.

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 02:32 (six years ago) link

Didn't realize I would have no choice but to murder people in the future. That's a bummer.

consider how much control you have over whether or not your nation conducts wars you disapprove of

j., Wednesday, 28 March 2018 02:41 (six years ago) link

I’m 46 and diabetic, so I don’t really expect to see 60

Don't give up! My older bro became Type I diabetic at age 12. Now he's 65. Yes, he's had health issues: two heart attacks, chronic angina for several years, a stent, a bypass surgery, but he's doing reasonably well overall, stays fairly happy with being alive, and should have another decade at least, if he continues to take good care of himself. There's hope.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 02:48 (six years ago) link

Tiny little detail that's emerged today.

Mueller's office says FBI agents determined that a person who worked with Manafort and Gates "has ties to a Russian intelligence service." He told Van Der Zwaan that he was a former GRU intelligence officer. pic.twitter.com/IuYvuKcSsq

— Brad Heath (@bradheath) March 28, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 02:54 (six years ago) link

I really think the Left needs to think through the Bottleneck Century.

We're stuck with the nation state. We're stuck for many years to come with with fossil fuel driven economies. We're stuck with ineluctable biotic responses to climate change.

Consider, if you're in the UK, and you know that the human carrying capacity of the UK has already been exceeded. Ie, if there were any interruption of food imports, such as in WWi and WWII, some would starve. How do you serve your population? Do you invite in refugees, knowing that they would endanger those present?

The racial and cultural arguments for fascism are easily defeated. The physical arguments resist our best efforts.

Ideally, each nation pursues population policies that will leave itself with a population that can be supported domestically, even in duress.

Duress is coming.

I expect the major political issue for the 21st century will be how the rest of the world deals with Africa, a continent with a population already well beyond human carrying capacity now, which will double in population in 30 years. This isn't their fault: the benefits of antibiotics and malarial control just outpaced demographic shifts to replacement birthrates. They're no less intelligent than the diaspora which we all inhabit. But we're already seeing the collapse of states [spreading from the Sahel](https://i.redd.it/07rc8gidlco01.png).

The Italian government is already paying Libyan nationalists to deter immigration.

For those of us who believe in human equality, in the validity of all cultures, we are in a horrible place. Pressures for immigration to the developed North will increase dramatically. The developed North won't be able to support even its own population. The public will naturally gravitate towards ever more fascist responses.

Trumpism isn't the end to Republican corporatism. It the beginning of Bottleneck Century fascism.

#DeleteFacebook (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 03:08 (six years ago) link

The developed North won't be able to support even its own population. The public will naturally gravitate towards ever more fascist responses.

Good thing that Trump and 98% of Republican lawmakers are anti-abortion. It is almost as if they welcomed fascism for reasons other than coping with the pressures from an unsustainable population.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 03:22 (six years ago) link

The racial and cultural arguments for fascism are easily defeated. The physical arguments resist our best efforts.

sounds like youve made up your mind

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 03:28 (six years ago) link

Oh look! The return of Malthusian kookiness

lion in winter, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 03:37 (six years ago) link

I mean believe whatever you do, but breathlessly pointing out that apocalyptic visions/certainties (whatever) have convinced you not to breed doesn’t seem a far cry from bowing down to alt Reddit’s god-emperor.

We on the left indeed...

lion in winter, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 03:42 (six years ago) link

As a thought experiment, work through what happens if the post climate change carrying capacity of the U.S. is 200 million. Who do you think loses?

I actually don't think the carrying capacity of the U.S. is 200 million. It's [~800 million before climate change](https://www.elementascience.org/articles/10.12952/journal.elementa.000116/?fref=gc&dti=1615886835294367) if most were vegan, maybe 400 million in 2100, maybe 200 million after peak phosphate in the 2050s-70s. All assuming a vegan diet.

As a society, the West hasn't lived with constrained carrying capacities since ~1700, when Atlantic trade brought U.S. grain/whiskey, Caribbean sugar/rum, and Grand Banks cod to supplement caloric intakes in Europe. But the history of humanity until 1700 was one of constantly bumping against carrying capacity. Starving when seasons were overly wet or overly dry. Arguably, leftist/humanitarian ideals had no purchase in the general population until 1700, and more general prosperity. So, rewind back to 1700, and what do we see? A few oligarchs, constrained merchant and craftsmen classes, and masses of uneducated agrarian laborers.

I want the Left to consider that this is a possible future, and create the intellectual bulwarks against mass evictions and pogroms. Certainly opposition to inequality will always have a place. But if the left becomes identified with immigration as its major cause, then people will vote with their stomachs and choose the fascists.

#DeleteFacebook (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 03:46 (six years ago) link

what in the ever living fuck

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 03:51 (six years ago) link

Ilxor doesn’t support Markdown, dude.

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 03:53 (six years ago) link

Cassandra wasn't popular at her prom, either. Just saying, the 2016 election says a lot about how we'll weather this storm.

#DeleteFacebook (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 03:55 (six years ago) link

could you take your crazy to a blogspot or something

map, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 04:01 (six years ago) link

have yall not been reading about the reasons ppl concerned about climate change are concerned about climate change, cause i'm pretty sure sanpaku has at least been doing some due diligence

j., Wednesday, 28 March 2018 04:05 (six years ago) link

who cares what diligence he's doing when he isn't evaluating his sources and he's constantly extrapolating from them.

map, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 04:09 (six years ago) link

most of us get the general thrust of climate change, some of us can also spot a charlatan.

map, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 04:13 (six years ago) link

this has nothing to do with the merits of anything he's posted, which no one has evaluated anyway, and everything to do with the fact that he voiced unpalatable opinions about political problems and priorities OF THE NEXT CENTURY OR TWO

j., Wednesday, 28 March 2018 04:20 (six years ago) link

I'm not so sure, and I am finding this discussion pretty interesting given my total failure to think properly about these issues previously.

startled macropod (MatthewK), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 04:21 (six years ago) link

Now it sounds even more like Reddit. We’ve got redpilling

lion in winter, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 04:33 (six years ago) link

always suspicious when people discuss tragedy w a certain glee (perhaps i’m misreading though)

the late great, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 04:41 (six years ago) link

tragedy is prob the wrong word (impending doom?)

the late great, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 04:44 (six years ago) link

describing yourself as Cassandra is hilarious fuiud

scotti pruitti (wins), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 04:46 (six years ago) link

Now it sounds even more like Reddit. We’ve got redpilling

uh, no, finding someone's point of view interesting is not the same thing as swallowing their worldview uncritically, jeeze

startled macropod (MatthewK), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 04:50 (six years ago) link

voiced unpalatable opinions about political problems and priorities OF THE NEXT CENTURY OR TWO

sorry but this one guy from louisiana's hopped up opinions about THE NEXT CENTURY OR TWO aren't unpalatable, they're just blinkered and bullshat.

map, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 04:52 (six years ago) link

There's a grain of truth in pointing out that the inexorable crush of physical reality does not favor humanity over, say, clouds of dust. But it's nagl to say basic human kindness toward friends and strangers alike is doomed because there won't be enough of everything to allow us to share.

How about we just do the best we can and find out what that buys us?

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 04:54 (six years ago) link

aimless otm

map, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 04:56 (six years ago) link

It been interesting belonging to a number of collapse forums through the 2016 election.

Prior to the election, there were gun-nut preppers a plenty, and a somewhat silent majority worried about climate change, resource limits, overpopulation, and unsustainable finance. Since the election, the subscriber bases have boomed, the gun-nuts and evangelical preppers have largely been evicted/silenced, and everyone is on a similar Crash Course page. Blaming systems and resource contraints, rather than immigrants or personalities, for the looming issues. Prior to 2016, there was a consensus that "collapse" would first appear in overpopulated/underresourced areas like the Sahel or Central Asia, and spread progressivly to neighboring regions, but after Brexit and the 2016 election, there's been a recognition that those population pressures will coincide with shifts to the political right (read: nativism and oligarchs) in the developed world. So, these communities offer a valid tangent to the daily news noise. Not precisely of the Left, but not averse to the central tenet that we are "all created equal".

So far, it doesn't seem many on the Left have thought this through. There's no shortage of characters who want to burn the apparatus down, or at least try to live in the woods. But no one thinking about how does a community that believes "all created equal" deals with an era of Lifeboat Ethics.

Anyway, its a digression for this forum. All apologies. But if you know of anyone constructing a rhetoric of inclusiveness that's limited to those within national boundaries, I'd be interested.

#DeleteFacebook (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 04:56 (six years ago) link

Jesus saves

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 04:58 (six years ago) link

collapse forums


o_O

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 05:03 (six years ago) link

Stumbled upon Jay Hanson in 1999. Benefited from the plausible investments. You can't blame someone for remaining curious in middle age.

#DeleteFacebook (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 05:08 (six years ago) link

That…sure is something

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 05:17 (six years ago) link

I blame lots of people for remaining curious in middle age when they're also completely addicted to their own bullshit

map, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 05:23 (six years ago) link

It been interesting belonging to a number of collapse forums through the 2016 election.

Board description?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 05:34 (six years ago) link

Not addicted, per se. Just watching the wheels go round and round.

#DeleteFacebook (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 05:34 (six years ago) link

xxp what sort of blame do you think we should assign you for a long message board history of refusing to back down from needless hostility once you've made your perspective known

cmon man

j., Wednesday, 28 March 2018 05:35 (six years ago) link

in this case i don't think it's needless. this guy is always showing up with long posts and claims that seem like they might be reasonable but are full of hot air. if you think that's more justifiable than 'hostility' you can go fuck yourself.

map, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 05:43 (six years ago) link

and not to spill too much of this here but 1) "you" don't speak for "we" and 2) i couldn't care less what sort of blame you assign me for whatever you like.

map, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 05:58 (six years ago) link

here is a fun sidebar

the other day @raesanni tweeted that the trump administration firings list sounded like an animaniacs song and i asked if i could make that song. here is that song pic.twitter.com/pL8OqxlCMD

— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) March 27, 2018

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 06:07 (six years ago) link

"after Brexit and the 2016 election, there's been a recognition that those population pressures will coincide with shifts to the political right (read: nativism and oligarchs) in the developed world"

"coincide" ≠ "cause". France is one locus of burgeoning African immigration and our recent political election sat neither a nativist nor an oligarch (re. the latter, no more than Barack Obama), and this immigration was a central issue of the election. Sanpuku purports to be reading tea leaves but instead finds patterns anticipated for the future. These immigrants come to Europe because the economies and politics of African countries are violently unsettled, and continued Western military, political, and corporate interference coupled with the failure of judicious African ruling classes to emerge explain this, without need to read into the present possible climate change catastrophes.

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 06:34 (six years ago) link

This is like a three day xpost to Old Lunch, and like everything else, something I should probably deal with on my own.

But: Late Great is right: the self-satisfaction of personal paranoia and outlook is deeply seductive. You get to express how living under an undeniably fucked up system/presidency/etc. can be translated as certainly (I.e we’ll shoot the Guatemalans when they come for our water). I think it’s one of the most insidious parts of this presidency: it pushes people to make rationalizing leaps they otherwise wouldn’t make. There’s pressure coming in from both sides: things are ok/things are not ok.

But: it’s also key to know that the people who are living with actual uncertainty (DACA recipients, for example) aren’t the ones expressing fear through bombs, guns or wishfully apocalyptic thinking. They want — and should have — something simpler: to work, their families, etc.

I really think it behooves the rest of us to address what is happening as actively and bluntly as we can, but only if the overriding principle is that the only way out is collective. There’s groundwork, but no one’s on a hill with a sheep’s horn pressed to their mouth.

lion in winter, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 06:40 (six years ago) link

Certainly should read ‘certainty’

lion in winter, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 06:42 (six years ago) link

Not often I say this but map otm.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:01 (six years ago) link

map's not really saying anything coherent enough to be otm though?

Sanpaku's done the reading, and his contributions to Global Warming's Terrifying New Math are excellent. It's definitely something I think about a lot, what to do with the left in a future where nihilism is going to make more sense - we're fundamentally a better proposition when there's a surplus to go around, and that won't be the case pretty much anywhere in 50 years. There's a reason zombie stories have been popular lately, you know?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:41 (six years ago) link

what the fuck have you been people been up to since the Yanks went to bed

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 10:16 (six years ago) link

waiting with bated breath for the next fuckwitted Trump tweet of course!

ken hom ad attack (calzino), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 10:33 (six years ago) link

the inexorable crush of physical reality does not favor humanity over, say, clouds of dust

to date clouds of dust have signally failed to develop advances in crop technology - this could change of course but until then i'd say we have the edge

the problem i have with "carrying capacity" arguments is that it appears to suppose a steady-state snapshot of agricultural productivity

we certainly have to be alive to the dangers that massive dislocation can bring - of course - but sanpaku i'm struggling to reconcile your contention that the left "build intellectual bulwarks against mass evictions and pogroms" on the one hand, while warning that if the left becomes "identified" with migration, the public will choose fascism. so the left needs to prepare its pro-migration masterplan... in secret?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 10:34 (six years ago) link

the problem i have with "carrying capacity" arguments is that it appears to suppose a steady-state snapshot of agricultural productivity

this was malthus' major shortcoming too iirc

sanpaku, i think what i and others are aghast at is your assumption that fascism is a _logical_ endgame in a resource scarce future. the projections of resource scarcity are reasonable,the deterministic way you've projected the _politics_ of the future is not. it assumes people will have no choice but to to succumb to hypernationalist, genocidal xenophobia. what does it mean to say that people on the left have not thought about it? does it mean if they _truly_ have thought about it, they would understand that some state-sanctioned murder will be "necessary"? or have the left's speculations dissatisfied you in this regard to "carrying capacity", a nebulous concept and moving target?

anyway, it's a poorly thought out idea because it's ahistorical and oversimplifies complex social problems with many variable, collapsing them into a few simpler variables. and also it's completely horrifying in its dehumanization.

anyway, let's talk about what new shenanigans the ol' trump boys got into today.

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 10:58 (six years ago) link

It taught me that the Bottleneck Century would bring universal fascism.

Very coherent.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 11:35 (six years ago) link

Tiny little detail that's emerged today.

grounds for a treason charge that might (in part) explain the congressional 'protect mueller' urgency yesterday

https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/27/politics/alex-van-der-zwaan-memorandum/index.html

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 11:45 (six years ago) link

Aw come on Tracer, the quote is "identified with immigration as its major cause" - the case being that if the debate gets framed solely as "more immigration" vs "less immigration", the first one will lose. And I hope he's wrong, but I can't say he definitely is - but either way I think you're misrepresenting there.

And I don't see anywhere that he's suggesting that it's a _logical_ endgame - but it doesn't have to be, to appeal to people.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 11:56 (six years ago) link

we can’t say definitely that he’s wrong?

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 11:58 (six years ago) link

Sanpaku, I sincerely appreciate your contributions to the climate change thread, but the doomsaying should stay in that thread imo. We may be hurtling towards a horrid future and mass extinctions, but we all of us have to go sometime and we have a choice as to whether we go with some grace and humanity or with both middle fingers defiantly extended. Acting as if circumstances are inevitably going to turn you into a monster is little more than a way to preemptively excuse one's eventual transformation into a monster.

Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 11:59 (six years ago) link

m bison otm

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 12:02 (six years ago) link

Kinda tough to buy "we won't be able to feed everyone" arguments when here in the Midwest field after field after field is currently being filled with corn that nobody currently needs to produce ethanol that nobody really wants as a boondoggle/handout to the ag industry. Not to mention crops for silage to feed cattle, which are insanely wasteful to raise. There is a LOT of arable land that could be used to grow food for people. We're not full, and we're not at our limits--not even close

Dan I., Wednesday, 28 March 2018 12:38 (six years ago) link

I'm not saying that a global warming related catastrophe isn't going to occur, but the nativist/anti-immigrant argument is just a tail in search of a dog

Dan I., Wednesday, 28 March 2018 13:17 (six years ago) link

And if your idea of "us" doesn't include people on the other side of an imaginary line, don't fool yourself, you're not "on the left"

Dan I., Wednesday, 28 March 2018 13:20 (six years ago) link

staggeringly otm

explosion from DOOM courtesy of id software (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 13:26 (six years ago) link

He'll be out of there quicker than Scaramucci.

Bolton wants Trump to pivot and go on the offensive against Putin for election meddling: “I don’t think the response should be proportionate, I think it should be very disproportionate." https://t.co/HTjzLva17J

— Josh Rogin (@joshrogin) March 28, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 13:33 (six years ago) link

so we'll give him, what, three weeks?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 13:35 (six years ago) link

if not, I'll give America two weeks.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 13:35 (six years ago) link

see ya later Bolton

frogbs, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 13:37 (six years ago) link

Sanpaku's done the reading, and his contributions to Global Warming's Terrifying New Math are excellent

his contributions are certainly lengthy ... but if you haven’t done the reading, how do you know he has?

the late great, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 13:42 (six years ago) link

Bolton seems like the kind of telephone tough guy who'd barf and pass out at the actual sight of blood.

Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 13:42 (six years ago) link

I'm starting to find it pretty odd that Trump has not said a word about the Stormy Daniels thing. His handlers are all saying "oh the President's denied that" but I don't think he actually has. It's strange because this man comments on literally *everything* that involves him and has no problem just saying "all these women are desperate liars" over and over again (see: the period after the Access Hollywood tape). This story is not particularly embarrassing for him, and in fact is exactly the sort of thing he would leak to the press just to get his name in the tabloids. I know it's not smart from a legal perspective to comment on this, but that's never stopped him in the past. Kinda feels like there's a bit more to this story, and not necessarily involving Stormy herself.

frogbs, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 13:51 (six years ago) link

Stormy has pee tape

papa don't take no meth (stevie), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 14:18 (six years ago) link

Stormy fixed the election.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 14:24 (six years ago) link

the first u.s. president to be born in a hospital really really doesn't like bolton:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F1NSOY2Blc

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 14:53 (six years ago) link

HUGE NEWS: Automatic Voter Registration just passed the MD House by a veto-proof supermajority of 93-46! This follows a similar supermajority vote in the Senate. Now to Hogan for signature.

The question now: will MD's governor veto voting rights legislation in an election year? https://t.co/X246XOWmJq

— Indivisible Baltimore (@indivisible410) March 28, 2018

Simon H., Wednesday, 28 March 2018 15:29 (six years ago) link

i'm confused ... didn't it just say that it was veto-proof

marcos, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 15:30 (six years ago) link

I'm asking around.

Simon H., Wednesday, 28 March 2018 15:34 (six years ago) link

Probably means if it is vetoed by governor that the legislature has the votes they need to override the veto... but governor might still do it to demonstrate loyalty to Republican goal of limiting the franchise to only land-owning white males.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 15:36 (six years ago) link

ah got it

marcos, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 15:40 (six years ago) link

Yes, that appears to be correct xp

Simon H., Wednesday, 28 March 2018 15:40 (six years ago) link

his contributions are certainly lengthy ... but if you haven’t done the reading, how do you know he has?

― the late great, Wednesday, March 28, 2018 9:42 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

word. every time he's posted on stuff i actually know about (via a phd), it's been wrong or confused or bizarre. i generally enjoy his posts but i try to remember that when he posts on stuff i don't know about.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 16:25 (six years ago) link

xp I'd be surprised if Hogan vetoed this. GOP governors in blue states tend to hold the GOP line on goodies for corporations but in matters of this kind that have broad public support they often bend. Bruce Rauner in IL is substantially farther right than Hogan and he signed automatic voter registration (tbf a bill that passed UNANIMOUSLY) after having vetoed it once before.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 16:40 (six years ago) link

Hmmm

BREAKING: A federal judge has denied Trump's motion to dismiss our emoluments lawsuit, finding that the plaintiffs—DC & Maryland—have standing! The case was brought by the Attorneys General of DC and Maryland, and we have the honor of serving as their co-counsel. #Emoluments pic.twitter.com/vgRto7Xrs5

— Jon Taylor (@jontaylor1) March 28, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 17:07 (six years ago) link

his contributions are certainly lengthy ... but if you haven’t done the reading, how do you know he has?
― the late great, Wednesday, March 28, 2018 9:42 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

word. every time he's posted on stuff i actually know about (via a phd), it's been wrong or confused or bizarre. i generally enjoy his posts but i try to remember that when he posts on stuff i don't know about.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, March 28, 2018 9:25 AM (forty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he got schooled on the nutrition thread one time in a way that made it seem like he's kind of a crank. god this is a catty post ha

Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 17:12 (six years ago) link

Keeps getting MORE fun

John Dowd raised the idea of pardons for Michael Flynn and Paul Manafort with their lawyers last year, three people with knowledge of the discussions tell NYT. https://t.co/83Olz1BhB0

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) March 28, 2018

NYT says that Mueller’s team could investigate the prospect that John Dowd made pardon offers to thwart the Mueller’s probe. https://t.co/VWxItRkHRU

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) March 28, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 17:41 (six years ago) link

Mariotti on it all

1/ The @nytimes just reported that Trump's former lawyer John Dowd approached lawyers for Manafort and Flynn and suggested that Trump would pardon them. https://t.co/DaGnBQyttL

— Renato Mariotti (@renato_mariotti) March 28, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 17:58 (six years ago) link

Key bits from the end of his thread:

Trump may have discussed with others--people who are not his personal, outside lawyers--his intent to pardon Flynn and Manafort. Mueller could interview those people about what Trump told them. If Trump wanted to pardon Flynn and Manafort in order to undermine the Mueller investigation, it could potentially create liability for him but it would be an unprecedented and novel case. That's because the Constitution gives the President broad power to pardon, and pardons by their nature undercut the criminal justice process. No one knows for sure how courts would decide whether pardons could be an act of obstructing justice. It's never happened before. In any event, the quotes by Sekulow and Cobb in the @nytimes piece are meant to suggest that they are not aware of Trump ever discussing pardoning Flynn and Manafort. If Trump did discuss pardons with anyone but Dowd, we can expect to read about it in the months ahead.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 18:04 (six years ago) link

He hits all the salient points, as usual

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 18:08 (six years ago) link

What he does not consider is that, while the pardon power of the president is not directly limited by the Constitution and could not be considered as obstruction of justice in a normal court of law, it is indirectly limited by the impeachment power of the Congress, who are free to consider this as a clearly corrupt use of presidential power and therefore a high crime and misdemeanor.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 18:13 (six years ago) link

Department of Justice inspector general Michael Horowitz opened an investigation Wednesday into possible FISA abuses by the Justice Department and FBI officials during the 2016 Trump campaign and the nature of contacts between the FBI and dossier author Christopher Steele.

“The Office of the Inspector General (OIG) will initiate a review that will examine the Justice Department’s and the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s (FBI) compliance with legal requirements, and with applicable DOJ and FBI policies and procedures, in applications filed with the U.S. Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court (FISC) relating to a certain U.S. person,” DOJ spokesman John Lavinsky said in a statement accompanying the announcement.

Lavinsky explained that “as part of this examination, the OIG also will review information that was known to the DOJ and the FBI at the time the applications were filed from or about an alleged FBI confidential source.”

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 19:35 (six years ago) link

When the IG's investigation concludes that the DOJ and FBI's FISA applications met all legal and policy standards, Trump is going to fume and sputter and fire off some very angry tweets about it.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 20:09 (six years ago) link

At forum yesterday, Mitt Romney said he’s more rightwing than Trump on immigration: “I’m also more of a hawk on immigration than even the president. My view was these DACA kids shouldn’t all be allowed to stay in the country legally.” https://t.co/9kbtm0T9hL

— Niraj Warikoo (@nwarikoo) March 27, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 20:26 (six years ago) link

what a craven dipshit

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 20:34 (six years ago) link

what a craven dipshit


“craven” was the first word that popped into my mind, too.

beard papa, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 20:37 (six years ago) link

"a hawk on immigration" is a very chilling construction

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 20:42 (six years ago) link

Romney was an asshole in his rhetoric in his previous run, and may be seeking to amp it up again in service of a challenge from the "right" or building a coalition there to otherwise bring Trump down, but consider the possibility that the rhetoric may be a right-wing gloss on what's simply a proposal to add a national service requirement - something he and his Dad before him long harped on - to the pathway to citizenship. It surely hasn't escaped him that Trump got into office by lying his ass off to low-info voters.

Moo Vaughn, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 20:55 (six years ago) link

So are we calling the April thread "Goodbye Hicksville" or the like

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 20:57 (six years ago) link

it's unbelievable what comic book villains all these republican presidential types are. am i going fucking crazy? romney, head of "bain capital" which specialized in buying struggling firms and selling the pieces at a profit after firing everyone. gingrich, who divorced his wife as she was dying of cancer. it goes on and on. trump is the ne plus ultra of course but all these guys have enough specific villainy to spawn their own spin-off series

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:00 (six years ago) link

and like.... i really don't think i'm saying that just because i'm on the other side? wary of getting caught up in tribal hatreds but fuck man

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:01 (six years ago) link

in that case Jeb is the hapless henchman who fell into the wrong crowd

frogbs, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:03 (six years ago) link

April Thread: Stormy Weather

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:08 (six years ago) link

newt has a book out called "understanding trump" or something

brimstead, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:09 (six years ago) link

jeb is buster bluth

sir chesley bonestell, qc (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:10 (six years ago) link

ITEM!

BREAKING: Veterans Affairs Secretary David Shulkin to resign and President Trump will nominate his personal physician, Ronny Jackson, to succeed him - White House officials pic.twitter.com/XrrYwvrzPI

— Reuters Politics (@ReutersPolitics) March 28, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:32 (six years ago) link

newt has a book out called "understanding trump" or something

Got to be about as slim a pamphlet as any of the Trumpfaith books...

https://religionnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/webRNS-Trump-Books-020718.jpg

No energy, only great chaos (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:34 (six years ago) link

Gah! Damn that's huge!

No energy, only great chaos (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:35 (six years ago) link

So we're going to get a Senate confirmation hearing where where a nominee will be asked something like "So did you say he was in good health so you could get the job?"

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:37 (six years ago) link

xp wait...that's not..this guy, is it?

https://hips.hearstapps.com/esq.h-cdn.co/assets/17/05/640x420/gallery-1486058441-trumpdoc.jpeg

stormzy daniels (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:38 (six years ago) link

oh nvm it's that guy from the press conference

stormzy daniels (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:39 (six years ago) link

Re: Trump appointing his doctor to head veterans affairs, it has consistently amazed me over the past year and change that the fucking presidency doesn't have the level of basic checks against nepotism and conflicts of interest that, say, a mid-level Target manager would have to be wary of wrt his hiring practices. I think we might need another amendment to that Constitution of ours.

Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:41 (six years ago) link

I mean Jackson does have more experience than Big Lebowski

https://www.npr.org/2018/01/16/578469226/dr-ronny-jackson-the-white-house-doctor-who-gave-trump-a-clean-bill-of-health

But even so, c'mon.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:43 (six years ago) link

It's a kind of sad surprise that the other doc doesn't yet have a cabinet position.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:44 (six years ago) link

i think what i and others are aghast at is your assumption that fascism is a _logical_ endgame in a resource scarce future

I draw heavily on Timothy Snyder's Black Earth: The Holocaust as History and Warning, where German fascism is an expression of "ecological panic" after WWI, when 500-900k Germans starved during the Allied blockade. A similar sort of ecological panic was present in Japanese colonialism/seizure of croplands and mineral resources in the 30s and early 40s. The map of recent insurgencies, conflicts, and genocides coincides well with prior food insecurity.

If relatively mild losses of opportunity lead to the nativist movement behind Trump, what happens when people become food insecure?

As for hopes of new green revolutions, alas, Haber-Bosch and Borlaug et al's development of dwarf hybrids, together responsible for about 4 billion alive today, may remain a singular event. While there have been yield increases since the 1960s as Green Revolution techniques of heavy fertilization applications spread, in mature agricultural areas yield stagnation is evident. There's some interesting genetic work seeking to clear bottlenecks in photosynthesis, but this is intrinsically orders of magnitude more difficult than inserting a single glyphosate tolerance gene. The headwinds from climate change, soil erosion, aquifer depletion, and phosphate scarcity suggest to me its going to be a Red Queen's race just to maintain current yields.

Anyway, this digression began because Trump is beaming about the military taking over his stupid wall idea. Hopefully, Mattis can use the opportunity to direct him to the decades of research the military has conducted looking at climate change scenarios.

By the way, there is a pretty successful barrier against migration / infiltration, visible from space. On the ground, its just razor wire, floodlights, and a willingness to use lethal force.

#DeleteFacebook (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:54 (six years ago) link

I think dr jackson is "his" personal physician in that he serves the president, no? he's just a government doctor

gbx, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 22:11 (six years ago) link

hey it’s infrastructure week again

this means there's a 95% chance that either a cabinet secretary is going to jail or, like, we find out Mike Pence is Benjamin Button-ing pic.twitter.com/PbNW860d4Q

— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) March 29, 2018

maura, Thursday, 29 March 2018 00:25 (six years ago) link

Whoops!

Michael Cohen's attorney just claimed on @OutFrontCNN that Trump was not aware of the Stormy Daniels agreement or the payment, which means that there was no contract between Trump and Daniels, and Daniels can release the materials. Why would he admit this on national television?

— Renato Mariotti (@renato_mariotti) March 28, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 March 2018 01:29 (six years ago) link

Further to which.

Here is Michael Cohen's lawyer and spokesman saying categorically that Cohen negotiated agreement w/o ever telling his client DJT anything abt it and made him a party to the agreement w/o any intention of telling him abt it or having him sign it. @MichaelAvenatti @renato_mariotti pic.twitter.com/xqNLvcx1uX

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) March 29, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 March 2018 01:31 (six years ago) link

The best people

valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 29 March 2018 01:38 (six years ago) link

God, all this shit is endlessly exhausting.

The Harsh Tutelage of Michael McDonald (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 29 March 2018 01:44 (six years ago) link

Oh shit, Trump's lawyer's lawyer better get a lawyer

Dan I., Thursday, 29 March 2018 01:57 (six years ago) link

I don't believe this guy is representing Cohen in this matter, he's just a bag of gas doing advance work

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 29 March 2018 02:21 (six years ago) link

God, all this shit is endlessly exhausting.

yup, the "circus" part of the equation

sleeve, Thursday, 29 March 2018 03:02 (six years ago) link

so the story now is that Michael Cohen just randomly gave a porn star $130,000 AND negotiated an NDA with her without Trump's knowledge, even though Trump never slept with her and was just trying to get her on Celebrity Apprentice?

frogbs, Thursday, 29 March 2018 03:38 (six years ago) link

[entire crowd chanting]

PISS TAPE
DICK PIC
PISS TAPE
DICK PIC

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 29 March 2018 04:48 (six years ago) link

lisa needs braces

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 March 2018 04:50 (six years ago) link

it'd be dreadful if the people concerned were saving the worst stuff for a month of mounting horrors steadily released in the leadup to November

startled macropod (MatthewK), Thursday, 29 March 2018 05:21 (six years ago) link

God, all this shit is endlessly exhausting.

Not if you don't have a fantasy league of the lawyers. I mean, Jesus Christ, who cares.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2018 07:19 (six years ago) link

Not going quietly.

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/03/29/597866101/fired-va-secretary-says-white-house-muzzled-him

Fired Veterans Affairs Secretary David Shulkin tells NPR's Morning Edition that political forces in the Trump administration want to privatize the VA — and he was standing in the way.

"There are many political appointees in the VA that believe that we are moving in the wrong direction or weren't moving fast enough towards privatizing the VA," he said. "I think that it's essential for national security and for the country that we honor our commitment by having a strong VA. I was not against reforming VA, but I was against privatization."

Those political forces may be responsible for why Shulkin says he wasn't allowed to speak out to defend himself against an ethics controversy that he says was overhyped and intended to weaken him.

"This was completely mischaracterized," Shulkin said, defending himself. "There was nothing improper about this trip, and I was not allowed to put up an official statement or to even respond to this by the White House. I think this was really just being used in a political context to try to make sure that I wasn't as effective as a leader moving forward."

WilliamC, Thursday, 29 March 2018 13:00 (six years ago) link

wow i can't believe it never occurred to me to have a fantasy cabinet that would at least add a little risibility to this nonsense

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 29 March 2018 13:24 (six years ago) link

it'd be dreadful if the people concerned were saving the worst stuff for a month of mounting horrors steadily released in the leadup to November

― startled macropod (MatthewK), Thursday, 29 March 2018 06:21 (seven hours ago) Permalink

OPPO DUMP 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO (or should that be POOGALOO?)

evol j, Thursday, 29 March 2018 13:27 (six years ago) link

I do occasionally wonder if anyone's sitting on nuclear-grade news with the intention of a strategic bomb drop in the election season. I don't even know what would count as 'nuclear-grade' at this point, though. Video of Trump parading around in a suit made of human skin? Yaaaaaaaawn.

Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 March 2018 13:32 (six years ago) link

I regret to inform you that the lady who did a Nazi salute on national TV is at it again

David Hogg Rejected By Four Colleges To Which He Applied and whines about it. (Dinged by UCLA with a 4.1 GPA...totally predictable given acceptance rates.) https://t.co/wflA4hWHXY

— Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) March 28, 2018

frogbs, Thursday, 29 March 2018 14:40 (six years ago) link

this is disturbing, but also somewhat amusing in that it opens up a window to a parallel universe where ordinary kids' college decisions are as scrutinized as a five-star athlete's

stormzy daniels (voodoo chili), Thursday, 29 March 2018 14:59 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DZdso6IW4AA3Owm.jpg

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:00 (six years ago) link

why is TIME running photos of horny toads

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:02 (six years ago) link

All children in so-called sanctuary cities will be designated crisis actors and subjected to televised wedgies, swirlies, etc.

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:03 (six years ago) link

that is one of the least flattering photographs i've ever seen. combo of retouching it to make him look like an evil asshole (he didn't need any help) and him making a weirdass face that doesn't even resemble his resting face

Karl Malone, Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:04 (six years ago) link

honestly i'd rather they just go all the way and depict him in an inner circle of hell, being ripped apart by satan on a frozen plane

Karl Malone, Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:05 (six years ago) link

palpatine’s conversion is going well and proceeds apace xp

Hunt3r, Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:05 (six years ago) link

The mental/spiritual/ideological rot of the GOP is perfectly encapsulated in that Ingraham tweet. And the Sessions photo is basically the physical manifestation of that tweet. We don't really need to conjure up some fanciful spectre of demons from hell when they walk among us.

Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:16 (six years ago) link

meanwhile the POTUS literally thinks "Amazon free shipping" means the UPS ships it for free at taxpayer expense

frogbs, Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:25 (six years ago) link

He probably is pulling a Randy from South Park and thinks UPS is a govt run agency

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:30 (six years ago) link

Amazon uses USPS

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:37 (six years ago) link

And UPS,FedEx, and LaserShip, and Amazon's own courier service, and other regional courier services

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:39 (six years ago) link

right but prez beef is he thinks Amazon is exploiting the post office

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:40 (six years ago) link

And they're shipping it all the way from the Amazon! Which is, like, somewhere far away, I think. That has to be expensive!

Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:41 (six years ago) link

lol

when in fact it's making USPS money xp

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link

I wonder how many Nigerian princes Trump has given money to.

Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link

Bezos has the money to buy Trumps soul

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:43 (six years ago) link

Does his base use Amazon? Maybe thats how he finally loses them.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:44 (six years ago) link

"Keep your govt hands off my free 2 day shipping!"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:44 (six years ago) link

you will pry this 36-pack of Keurig k cups from my cold dead hands

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:46 (six years ago) link

I'm sure the bulk of Trump's base uses Amazon extensively. And if Trump decides to go all-in on an Amazon attack, I'm equally sure that we will soon see his base incoherently turn on the service that they extensively use.

Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:50 (six years ago) link

I mean fuck Bezos and all but don't put any more of dude's already underpaid employees out of work.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:51 (six years ago) link

I keep wishing very hard that Trump will engage in a tweetstorm on how un-American and awful food and water and shelter are.

Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:52 (six years ago) link

the sucking USPS was on life support before Amazon got big

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:56 (six years ago) link

Yea they floated ending Saturday delivery for that reason

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:58 (six years ago) link

https://gizmodo.com/amazon-lost-53-billion-in-one-day-because-trump-has-op-1824173276

The debate over whether Amazon is screwing the post office is complicated and there’s long been an argument it actually saved the USPS by increasing the number of packages shipped. The introduction of email wiped out 40 percent of the post office’s business on first-class mail since 2000. The increase in package deliveries brought more business to the Postal Service and it even added Sunday delivery for Amazon packages to keep up with demand. But analysts have argued that Amazon is getting a sweetheart deal and the government is essentially subsidizing its shipping. A Citigroup report concluded that the price of shipping at USPS would have to go up an average of $1.41 per package in 2018 to truly cover the cost of delivery. But the postal service has a long list of other issues that contribute to its financial problems. And Amazon is looking to use its enormous capital to start its own delivery service, so we’ll likely see how the USPS does without it in the near future.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:58 (six years ago) link

ps lol

As for Amazon’s tax bill, it’s true that it effectively paid no taxes in 2017, but it did pay hundreds of millions in taxes over the course of the previous three years. Its SEC filings credited stock-based deductions and Trump’s tax cut plan that includes a loophole for some companies to postpone their tax liability until next year when rates will be more favorable.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 29 March 2018 15:59 (six years ago) link

RIP USPS

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 29 March 2018 16:00 (six years ago) link

as if i needed another reason to not watch the Roseanne show ugh

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 29 March 2018 16:09 (six years ago) link

USPS should start offering low-cost banking services, it would actually benefit working people and as a sweet bonus it would infuriate conservatives.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 29 March 2018 16:14 (six years ago) link

This guy.

.@NorahODonnell: [Cohen] took out a home equity loan to pay off Stormy Daniels?

Schwartz: To get the money quickly.@GayleKing: Does that make sense to you?

Schwartz: Would I do that? No. For an outside client, it’s a different relationship.https://t.co/FYdlcHAKyr pic.twitter.com/XoEx5pLOtE

— CBS News (@CBSNews) March 29, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 March 2018 16:15 (six years ago) link

Well, Michael Cohen, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 March 2018 16:31 (six years ago) link

lmaoooooooooo

frogbs, Thursday, 29 March 2018 16:43 (six years ago) link

I've no doubt:

Ty Cobb to Vox on John Dowd's resignation: "I confess to being puzzled" https://t.co/IrO0ONSauT

— Betsy Woodruff (@woodruffbets) March 29, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 March 2018 16:43 (six years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/U84Half7YT

— C.J. Prince (@cj_prin) March 29, 2018

flappy bird, Thursday, 29 March 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link

Speaking of boycotts, Netflix has hired Susan Rice and red hatters are in a tizzy.

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 March 2018 17:03 (six years ago) link

Some updates:

JUST IN: Judge says Stormy Daniels has to wait on EC, LLC and/or Trump to file a Motion to Compel Arbitration in her ongoing lawsuit before she can seek a jury determination on several key issues that would help determine whether there is a valid arbitration agreement. pic.twitter.com/SHibVaJBxz

— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) March 29, 2018

Language in order as to merits/law bodes very, very well for us and not well for the defendants. The Court appears to agree with our understanding of the law and what we are entitled to.

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) March 29, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 March 2018 17:19 (six years ago) link

And oh man, did someone get owned and is rapidly trying to save face:

Any student should be proud of a 4.2 GPA —incl. @DavidHogg111. On reflection, in the spirit of Holy Week, I apologize for any upset or hurt my tweet caused him or any of the brave victims of Parkland. For the record, I believe my show was the first to feature David...(1/2)

— Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) March 29, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 March 2018 17:22 (six years ago) link

Like I said (Seth Abramson was suggesting) above...

"The reality is my job is to make sure that the White House interacts with the special counsel in an honorable, ethical, responsive way. That’s a relatively important task for the dignity of this White House and future White Houses, and it’s a serious task. I don’t represent the president personally, like Jay and John did."

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 29 March 2018 17:27 (six years ago) link

surely a coincidence that she tweeted that right after one of her advertisers dropped her

frogbs, Thursday, 29 March 2018 17:44 (six years ago) link

Happy days!

JUST IN! Mattis first words to Bolton on Pentagon steps. Mattis joking in an off mic moment said, “I heard you’re actually the devil incarnate and I wanted to meet you.” Bolton laughed.

— Barbara Starr (@barbarastarrcnn) March 29, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 March 2018 17:56 (six years ago) link

god, massive eyeroll at ingraham's "On reflection, in the spirit of Holy Week, I apologize..."

fuuuuck oooofff

Karl Malone, Thursday, 29 March 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link

i bet in the spirit of Holy Week she wants to administer capital punishment

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2018 18:04 (six years ago) link

"On reflection, in the spirit of Mammon..."

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2018 18:06 (six years ago) link

I like how Hogg gained 0.1 in GPA between the two tweets

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Thursday, 29 March 2018 18:09 (six years ago) link

That's Soros' work, I bet

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 29 March 2018 18:11 (six years ago) link

haha

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 29 March 2018 18:16 (six years ago) link

I'm figuring part of Trump's corporate tweets are probably triggers so him and his cronies can buy stocks cheap on the temporary plunge.

earlnash, Thursday, 29 March 2018 18:17 (six years ago) link

conservative talking heads that gave up attacking teenagers for Lent must be thrilled to miss this one

Tapes 'n Tapes of Osho (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 29 March 2018 18:22 (six years ago) link

How new is 'new'

Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 March 2018 18:53 (six years ago) link

how neu

xp

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2018 18:57 (six years ago) link

these ppl are really shook by teenagers

David Hogg Is (Still) A High School Bully https://t.co/S0so5GYdYA

— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) March 29, 2018

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 March 2018 20:01 (six years ago) link

xxp God bless the goddamned Onion: Nation's Ivy Leaguers Share Hearty Laugh That Dartmouth Grad Thinks She Can Talk Shit On Anyone

― Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Thursday, March 29, 2018 5:45 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was going to say. I didn't even apply to that place.

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 29 March 2018 20:04 (six years ago) link

this was a good tweet

Pick a number 1-12 contact the company next to that #

Top Laura Ingraham Advertisers
1. @sleepnumber
2. @ATT
3. Nutrish
4. @Allstate & @esurance
5. @Bayer
6. @RocketMortgage Mortgage
7. @LibertyMutual
8. @Arbys
9. @TripAdvisor
10. @Nestle
11. @hulu
12. @Wayfair

— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) March 29, 2018

Karl Malone, Thursday, 29 March 2018 20:07 (six years ago) link

Republicans recognize bullying because they wrote the handbook

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 March 2018 20:37 (six years ago) link

OMG, can't believe Hogg would bully Ingraham's financial portfolio like that, what a meanie.

Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 March 2018 21:43 (six years ago) link

how fucking dumb (and obv evil) do you have to be to not realize that you can give full-throated rebuttal to the "anti-gun" people without personally attacking the Parkland kids

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 29 March 2018 22:01 (six years ago) link

Ingraham has never shown any sign of being intelligent. I mean, she doesn't even do the vocabulary-showoff thing. She brings nothing to the table.

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 29 March 2018 22:24 (six years ago) link

Case in point: Dartmouth grad who clerked for Clarence Thomas.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2018 22:34 (six years ago) link

From that Erick Erickariah Erickson piece:

He may be a survivor of the high school shooting in Parkland, FL, but he is using that position to avoid being challenged on his increasingly inane and hostile statements. He is using his position to bully others.
...
If he cannot hold all the people who screwed up accountable because of his agenda and he accuses anyone who disagrees with him of hatred, he is not someone any of us should pay attention to.

Lololol "lemme shine my spotlight on this person so as to say he shouldn't get any spotlight"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 29 March 2018 22:35 (six years ago) link

wrt: "hold all the people who screwed up accountable", these people are so addle-brained that they can't realize that it's not just about Parkland

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 29 March 2018 22:36 (six years ago) link

these people are so addle-brained that they can't realize that it's not just about Parkland

There is no big picture for them because their entire worldview is "whatever libs are against, we're for, updated hourly." It's endless frothing rage combined with the memory of a goldfish.

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 29 March 2018 23:06 (six years ago) link

if it's one thing i know and remember about being young it's the ability to just... keep... going... so erickson can do what he wants but he has to go to bed in like 3 hours and the parkland people are gonna be up allllllll night fucking with him rip his mentions tomorrow

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 29 March 2018 23:37 (six years ago) link

Yeah, I’m sure it’s been said a million times, but why would you ever think it was a good idea to pick a fight on social media with rich teenagers

El Tomboto, Thursday, 29 March 2018 23:49 (six years ago) link

these people are so addle-brained that they can't realize that it's not just about Parkland

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, March 29, 2018 10:36 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the line i've seen emerging among the regular right online is that "the fbi failed these kids" as a way to sidestep the gun question

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 30 March 2018 00:49 (six years ago) link

corruption junction, who's that republican?

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 30 March 2018 13:30 (six years ago) link

the presence of paper, bread and fruit negates them both

the horror

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 30 March 2018 15:02 (six years ago) link

top one

the late great, Friday, 30 March 2018 16:01 (six years ago) link

delicious

sleepingbag, Friday, 30 March 2018 16:21 (six years ago) link

The incident occurred in the late afternoon on March 29, 2017

hmm

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 30 March 2018 19:28 (six years ago) link

It was a Wednesday

El Tomboto, Friday, 30 March 2018 23:02 (six years ago) link

no?

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 31 March 2018 00:32 (six years ago) link

creepy

pic.twitter.com/RL1hCSeNnH

— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) March 31, 2018

Local newscasts nationwide last week decried “fake” and “one-sided” reporting by reading from a shared script written by one of the most powerful broadcasters in America.

The so-called “must run” script, which local stations owned by Sinclair Broadcast Group were required to read, according to several reports, blasts “the troubling trend of irresponsible, one sided news stories plaguing our country.”

“The sharing of biased and false news has become all too common on social media,” the script continues, according to a copy published Friday by the Seattle Post-Intelligencer.

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/watch-in-unison-sinclairs-local-stations-denounce-one-sided-news-stories

Karl Malone, Saturday, 31 March 2018 19:42 (six years ago) link

very bad

ian, Saturday, 31 March 2018 19:55 (six years ago) link

Par for the course. And somewhat mild compared to past efforts!

In November 2010, it was reported that five Fox affiliates and one ABC affiliate owned by Sinclair broadcast an infomercial critical of then-President Barack Obama, Breaking Point: 25 Minutes that will Change America, which was sponsored by the National Republican Trust Political Action Group.[174] The infomercial painted Obama as an extremist, and claimed that, during the 2008 presidential campaign, he received some campaign money from the Hamas terrorist group, and that Obama said in a speech, "You want freedom? You’re gonna have to kill some crackers! You gonna have to kill some of those babies." The special also discusses Obama advisers Van Jones and John Holdren, as well as Obama staff Anita Dunn, Kevin Jennings, Carol Browner and Cass Sunstein – all in an unflattering light; in one case, the special claimed that Holdren said that trees should be permitted to sue humans in court.

omar little, Saturday, 31 March 2018 20:03 (six years ago) link

This Fuckin' Country...

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 31 March 2018 20:05 (six years ago) link

that is awful, and anyone involved in airing that should have been fired. but there's something different about having the local news anchor deliver the message while looking straight into the camera, in a commercial break during a newscast.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 31 March 2018 20:08 (six years ago) link

xpost RE: the "Breaking Point" disinfomercial

Karl Malone, Saturday, 31 March 2018 20:09 (six years ago) link

True. Sinclair has done the forced newscaster "editorial" thing for a long time unfortunately, their wiki is something else.

omar little, Saturday, 31 March 2018 20:11 (six years ago) link

that is awful, and anyone involved in airing that should have been fired.

also, at first i thought "wouldn't the FCC be interested in regulating unadulterated hate speech that reaches millions of people? but then i remembered that the fun part of US Politics is that 2010 obama's FCC couldn't regulate it because he would be accused of suppressing his ideological enemies, while a trump/GOP FCC won't regulate things like that because they don't care as long as it damages the other team.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 31 March 2018 20:15 (six years ago) link

So, April titles? I withdraw my prior suggestion and submit:

"Sometimes It's Stormy In April"

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 31 March 2018 21:45 (six years ago) link

this Sinclair business is nauseating, I shudder to imagine "TV news" even five years from now

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 31 March 2018 22:46 (six years ago) link

I think a big part of the animus towards the Parkland students is they represent a coming generation for which the fact that some shithead puts on a suit and sits behind a desk on television means jackshit, beneath the slurs against them there's a genuine panic

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 31 March 2018 23:15 (six years ago) link

Trump is domineering his strategy regarding the expanding investigation into Russia’s interference in the 2016 election, in effect acting as his own lawyer. He is clamoring to reject the counsel of his attorneys and sit for an interview with special counsel Robert S. Mueller III and malign him by name.

you're the boss, trump

Karl Malone, Saturday, 31 March 2018 23:27 (six years ago) link

the Sinclair stuff would probably bother me if it didn't remind me how infuriated I was when Clear Channel was buying all the radio stations and the idea of the local FM station was going the way of the dodo back in the 90s, or to stretch that further, every time I found out a regional microbrewery got bought by Miller or AB, etc.

Now you have more ways to listen to talk shows and music than ever (and there's more craft beer than ever!) and the fact that an of incurious sack-like subset of Americans still consumes whatever flavorless retrograde grog is poured in the general vicinity of their gullets is just not something I can get mad about much anymore. It's like getting mad at earthquakes when you live on the ring of fire. Plus local TV news, who the fuck even watches that?

El Tomboto, Saturday, 31 March 2018 23:40 (six years ago) link

who the fuck even watches that?

There are people who leave their televisions on every waking minute. I'm pretty sure some of them are tuned to news, now that what passes for news has become almost 100% entertainment-oriented.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 31 March 2018 23:51 (six years ago) link

I'm not questioning the existence of such creatures, as above. It was meant more in the sense of "lol local tv news, is that like Vine"

El Tomboto, Saturday, 31 March 2018 23:54 (six years ago) link

xxxposts: this is extremely dangerous to your democracy

StanM, Sunday, 1 April 2018 08:54 (six years ago) link

Just to check, is that the ‘acts as own lawyer’ stuff there, Stan?

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 1 April 2018 09:22 (six years ago) link

no, the Sinclair TV news script that ends with "this is extremely dangerous to our democracy"

StanM, Sunday, 1 April 2018 09:33 (six years ago) link

Plus local TV news, who the fuck even watches that?

About a hundred million people, heavily skewed towards old people, i.e. the ones who actually vote.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 1 April 2018 09:45 (six years ago) link

after reading the Amazon headlines this morning it occurs to me that this presidency is like a murder mystery where the first half of the show runs through all the people with a motive for killing the asshole victim

bad left terf nut (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 April 2018 10:07 (six years ago) link

oh eephus thank you I'd never heard that observation before

those people who actually vote must be the reason Mitt Romney won in 2012?

El Tomboto, Sunday, 1 April 2018 17:40 (six years ago) link

Local TV news is also a staple of lounges/waiting rooms/dining rooms of places too cheap to pony up for cable...which, in way, is a good thing, because if they had cable, 90% of the time it'd be on Fox News.

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 1 April 2018 17:46 (six years ago) link

oh! I've never left the house in the 39 years I've been alive so

El Tomboto, Sunday, 1 April 2018 17:54 (six years ago) link

now that I know that the old people who actually vote are watching Sinclair broadcasting in their lounges I must agree that sounds extremely dangerous for our "democracy"

El Tomboto, Sunday, 1 April 2018 17:57 (six years ago) link

i get your angle tomboto but there's a lot of space between 'Sinclair is the death knell for democracy' & 'Sinclair's content has zero effect on the world'

Karl Malone, Sunday, 1 April 2018 18:01 (six years ago) link

also i think the comparison to clear channel in the 90s is a moderately decent one, insofar as both involve consolidation of media overlords and the narrowing of content. also, clear channel buying everyone out totally sucked for radio, and still sucks today. i don't get the comparison to beer companies buying each other out at all

Karl Malone, Sunday, 1 April 2018 18:07 (six years ago) link

as always, i admit my inherent bias toward caring about how old people are brainwashed by their tvs because my parents are old people who are brainwashed by their tvs. they watch local news every day and trust them more than the national broadcasts. i know i need to stop trying to change their minds but i still care. but the obvious counterpoint is that even if sinclair was dissolved and all the local stations somehow went back to being owned by local entities, my parents would still vote republican. their behavior would still be the same. there would just be one less daily 30 minute voice reconfirming their bullshit every night.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 1 April 2018 18:10 (six years ago) link

The common thread is that none of these are worthy of freaking out about because over the long term they are largely meaningless. The consolidation of control over relatively minor, quotidian aspects of our lives is the kind of thing people need to not freak out about in general, because the difference between Sinclair running things and the government running things is who you think is more accountable to you and what kind of oversight you're comfortable with. I think that's the argument worth having, not whether one entity should be in charge of most of some stuff (moot), or if some cranks forcing TV talking heads to read a script is a real threat to our institutions (which are moribund and crumbling as it is, for reasons much more frightening than oligopolies).

Anyway: John Bolton is the national security advisor and Trump is going to Korea soon.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 1 April 2018 18:23 (six years ago) link

the other part of the common thread is that I used to care immensely about stuff like this and when I look back on what has actually happened that's changed the world, wow, I was dumb.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 1 April 2018 18:30 (six years ago) link

He is risen, Hallelujah

Border Patrol Agents are not allowed to properly do their job at the Border because of ridiculous liberal (Democrat) laws like Catch & Release. Getting more dangerous. “Caravans” coming. Republicans must go to Nuclear Option to pass tough laws NOW. NO MORE DACA DEAL!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 1, 2018

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 1 April 2018 19:00 (six years ago) link

Remember when the epithet "flip-flopper" used to be contemptuously applied to politicians who compromised on their earlier stated positions? Trump doesn't even bother to have reasons for jumping around from one position to another. He just uses agitation as a substitute for direction, as in "look at all that commotion; he must be getting things done!"

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 1 April 2018 19:15 (six years ago) link

oh no, the DACA deal, we were so close

El Tomboto, Sunday, 1 April 2018 19:15 (six years ago) link

"catch & release" is yet another dehumanizing euphemism

Karl Malone, Sunday, 1 April 2018 19:17 (six years ago) link

man I guess I'm either weird or old for always watching at least 10 mins of localnbews, usually in the mornings

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 April 2018 20:09 (six years ago) link

Do u vote tho

El Tomboto, Sunday, 1 April 2018 22:05 (six years ago) link

i knew about the bullshit new "are you a US citizen?" question on the 2020 census, but i didn't know about this other stuff:

https://www.npr.org/2018/03/13/593272215/for-the-first-time-2020-census-will-ask-black-americans-about-their-exact-origin
https://www.npr.org/2018/02/01/582338628/-what-kind-of-white-2020-census-to-ask-white-people-about-origins

https://i.imgur.com/76OENDK.png

For the 2020 census, the U.S. Census Bureau is changing how it will ask black people to designate their race. Under the check box for "Black or African American," the bureau is adding a new space on the census questionnaire for participants to write in their non-Hispanic origins, according to a recent memo from the head of the 2020 census. "African American," "Jamaican" and "Nigerian" are listed as examples of origins on a questionnaire the bureau is testing for 2020.

The change means many black people in the U.S. may have to take a closer look at their family trees to answer what can be a thorny question: Where are you really from? While many black immigrants can cite ties to a specific country, that question is difficult, if not impossible, for many U.S.-born African-Americans to answer.

The bureau has not responded to NPR's questions about why it is making this change to both the "Black" category and the "White" category," which will also include a new write-in area for origins.

looks like moo vaughn's dreams are coming true

Karl Malone, Sunday, 1 April 2018 22:15 (six years ago) link

atlantean

mookieproof, Sunday, 1 April 2018 22:26 (six years ago) link

he's a secret census overlord

xp

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 1 April 2018 22:29 (six years ago) link

cash grab by ancestry.com imo

El Tomboto, Sunday, 1 April 2018 22:31 (six years ago) link

seems like there's a lot of public interest in this sort of information these days, good move that's quite a bit overdue

sleepingbag, Sunday, 1 April 2018 22:34 (six years ago) link

The Sinclair news anchor hivemind is eye-rollingly untroubling in a world where like >50% of the American population possesses the skepticism and critical thinking skills to look askance at such a ridiculous maneuver. If that country ever existed, it's clear that it doesn't at this particular time.

Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Sunday, 1 April 2018 22:34 (six years ago) link

I’m sorry for being sick of ostensibly intelligent people having no memory and no ability to do math. That country exists right now. We live in it. Read the fucking polls and remember the popular vote.

For fuck’s sake.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 1 April 2018 22:43 (six years ago) link

Dude, people on every side of the election were taken by propaganda that flattered their worldview. Even ostensibly intelligent people have to make the individual effort to avoid being conned.

Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Sunday, 1 April 2018 23:47 (six years ago) link

Sorry, not that many people voted for Jill Stein.

fajita seas, Monday, 2 April 2018 01:33 (six years ago) link

wheres the new thread at

flappy bird, Monday, 2 April 2018 01:43 (six years ago) link

For April I like, "big drug and people flows."

Yelploaf, Monday, 2 April 2018 02:02 (six years ago) link

"Getting more dangerous"

El Tomboto, Monday, 2 April 2018 02:20 (six years ago) link

looks like moo vaughn's dreams are coming true

― Karl Malone, Sunday, April 1, 2018 10:15 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes, the one good thing the Dump Admin is doing.

Of course, it wasn't their idea - http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2016/10/04/federal-officials-may-revamp-how-americans-identify-race-ethnicity-on-census-and-other-forms/

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 2 April 2018 17:09 (six years ago) link

cash grab by ancestry.com imo

― El Tomboto, Sunday, April 1, 2018 10:31 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Maybe the 2000 census, etc. was too - https://www.census.gov/content/dam/Census/library/working-papers/2008/acs/2008_Brittingham_01.pdf. They were founded in '83.

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 2 April 2018 17:15 (six years ago) link

a-a-a-and... that's a wrap!

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 2 April 2018 18:37 (six years ago) link

don't we usually lock these?

President Keyes, Monday, 2 April 2018 19:29 (six years ago) link

yes. it's time to move on.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 2 April 2018 19:33 (six years ago) link


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