The nation may survive, but the wound to hope and order will never fully heal - US elections 2016: the october surprises

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for the record, lenin did not belong on that list

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:06 (seven years ago) link

thx caek

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link

Dude must have serious NDAs, given the relative lack of high-profile leaks for a guy who leaves a trail of slime like a slug everywhere he goes.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link

Senator Bedfellows had nuthin on Trump

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:11 (seven years ago) link

Hey guys, been offline for a few hours, excited for the new thread! Hope I didn't miss anything exciting in the interim!

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:13 (seven years ago) link

there is obviously a core of "deplorables" who will vote for him no matter what, but a significant fraction (~half?) could in principle be persuaded to stay home or even vote another way. something like "grab the pussy" has to have an effect on more than just undecideds.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:14 (seven years ago) link

NPR led with the worst quote from that leak. Their conservative commentator right now just called this catastrophic, worse than anything else he has said.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:15 (seven years ago) link

i'm sending this video to every trump supporter i know and telling them that voting for him is unacceptable

Mordy, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:15 (seven years ago) link

the third party vote/undecideds were already slowly declining so with this and that he could fall below his vaunted 40% floor nationally

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:15 (seven years ago) link

Oh definitely. Of all 5000 controversies Trump has been at the center of since his announcement, this blew up bigger and faster than any. People are MAD. xps

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:16 (seven years ago) link

carried over from the other thread because it feels like people are forgetting this:

Alex - I kinda feel like Trump's cratering anyway so ain't denying his chances are basically vanishing daily but I dunno if this is gonna be the individual knockout blow that we think it should be (even though any candidate in previous years coulda been deflated by it, look at Herman Cain - granted those were lawsuits but...).

Trump is currently facing a lawsuit where it is alleged he raped a 13-year-old girl.

http://lawnewz.com/high-profile/federal-judge-orders-hearing-in-donald-trump-rape-lawsuit-case/

¶ (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:16 (seven years ago) link

is there anything actually problematic in the emails or is it just exciting to find out what hillary orders from chipotle? xp

Mordy, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:18 (seven years ago) link

problematic for her lower intestine

¶ (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:18 (seven years ago) link

A close adviser to Trump told CNN the story is "flat out appalling" and at this point, they can't even begin to guess whether Trump can come back from this.

"This should have never happened. I wish it had never happened. I think I know that men talk this way sometimes, but it's nothing I would ever want to hear or condone or approve of," the adviser said. "My reaction is -- it's appalling. It's just flat out appalling."

This adviser, who did not know that the Post story was coming, described the story as "pretty vulgar" and a part of a "barrage" of unflattering stories Trump has suffered from.

The adviser also said Trump's apology does not go far enough.

"Doing anything other than to say it was a grievous error and he apologizes would be a mistake," the adviser said. "I would take it a step further and own to the words as being offensive -- not 'if.'"

The adviser, clearly exasperated, added: "Another day in Trump world ... I hate it."

nomar, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link

a significant fraction (~half?) could in principle be persuaded to stay home or even vote another way. something like "grab the pussy" has to have an effect on more than just undecideds.

can also imagine this partic scandal pushing people towards hillary instead of just away from trump -- "apparently we really fucking DO need a woman president" etc

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link

never been so looking forward to 11/8. this election just makes me *feel* gross

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link

sorry for the jokey clinton/trump image. this is a tape of trump talking about, among other things, sexual assault.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link

Assange sonned again by actual journalists

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link

Nah, it's fair. They deserve each other xp

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link

Of all 5000 controversies Trump has been at the center of since his announcement, this blew up bigger and faster than any.

I've definitely been wrong about this. I thought he was pretty much inoculated at this point, that anything new would flare up and die down quickly.

clemenza, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link

problematic for her lower intestine

― ¶ (DJP), Friday, October 7, 2016 6:18 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

NO BLOOD FOR STOOL

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link

xpost I read the story here as my mother was leaving to go to the store. I didn't bring it up, she doesn't keep up on this stuff as quick as me and we just had a hurricane so the news is divided on the radio.

5 minutes later by the time she came home, she was already talking about it.

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:24 (seven years ago) link

this is a very interesting email from the podesta collection about hillary strategizing around the iran deal:
https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/32

Mordy, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:24 (seven years ago) link

I've definitely been wrong about this. I thought he was pretty much inoculated at this point, that anything new would flare up and die down quickly.

My impression of it is based on Google searches for articles about the story (lots of publications that don't cover the race...pages and pages of them) and having it be mentioned by friends/acquaintences who never say one word about politics. And it didn't creep into the consciousness slowly. It crashed like a meteor.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:25 (seven years ago) link

betting markets moving about as fast toward clinton as they did after the debate right now

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:25 (seven years ago) link

amazed that even my friends who just dealt with the storm and aren't really occupied w/ politics at the moment are plastering this thing all over. FB is nonstop this story right now.

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:26 (seven years ago) link

xpost holy shit

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:26 (seven years ago) link

now top story on the times, ahead of the hurricane, and the word "pussy" is in the story

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:26 (seven years ago) link

ny times also printing the word "fuck"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:28 (seven years ago) link

where could one most quickly see the betting market deets

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link

“This is the moment candidates should use to cut ties with Trump,” said Mike Murphy, a Republican strategist. “I recommend Paul come down with a dental emergency tonight.”

who's the lucky one who gets to give it to him

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link

xp https://twitter.com/DavMicRot/status/784519604898967552

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:30 (seven years ago) link

Trump dropping out by 10/31 up to 0.10 from 0.00. still not taken too serious by bettors but lol damn.

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:34 (seven years ago) link

NBC NIghtly News is running it now. TKO.

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:36 (seven years ago) link

i wonder how long the post had this tape. obviously the source has been holding on to it for years, but today (ryan tomorrow, debate sunday) is about as bad as timing could be from trump's POV

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:36 (seven years ago) link

Holy shit this story is unreal. horrific really is the word. i honestly don't know where there is to go from here

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:38 (seven years ago) link

(xpost) Was wondering the same thing.

Looking forward to hearing from many people. Top of list: Giuliani, Kayleigh McEnany, Jeffrey Lord.

clemenza, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link

Nightly News aired mostly the unedited quote (with bleeps obv), though they cut out him saying he tried to fuck her, though the "pussy" line was left in.

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link

Giuliani: Come on, are we supposed to believe that's *his* voice? I mean, come on...we've all seen Forrest Gump.

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link

It's incredible, of all the horrid things he's said or done, this is so bereft of nuance, even racist/xenophobic/sexist nuance, that there is just no getting around it. It'd be like a car arguing with a brick wall.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:40 (seven years ago) link

Advisers quoted as saying "there's just no way to spin this"

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:40 (seven years ago) link

it just makes me think of....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMb9OuDR-0I

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:42 (seven years ago) link

not the cliched "world burn" line, the one about "they turned to someone they didn't completely understand"

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:42 (seven years ago) link

Assange latest leak getting zero coverage. Journalism: 1, Fugitive Rapist Hacker Shitbag: 0

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:43 (seven years ago) link

This is the point at which most famous people would apologize and then check themselves into rehab.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:43 (seven years ago) link

Also, it's fun that the _one_ thing he'll instinctively come back with(attacking Bill by proxy) is shit she's been sorting for about 18+ years

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:43 (seven years ago) link

The only possible spin is that the tape is false
He's done, this piece of shit is finished

look at the morning people (Jon not Jon), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:44 (seven years ago) link

ohhhhh shit
https://twitter.com/ShaneGoldmacher/status/784520474193780737

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:44 (seven years ago) link

the Washington Post being responsible for Trump's destruction is some sweeeeeetass revenge

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:46 (seven years ago) link

lol who gives a fuck

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:48 (seven years ago) link

well, the shit she is quoted as saying does suck royal balls, but lol at this getting any traction now.

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:48 (seven years ago) link

no smoking gun/shocking comments - inconsequential, nobody cares, and it's going to be buried

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:49 (seven years ago) link

speeches are pretty innocuous if that's the worst the intercept could excerpt from them - pretty much exactly what i expected them to be. banal and friendly w/ her audience in finance

Mordy, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:49 (seven years ago) link

^^^

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

this is what Ashley Judd replaced the deleted tweet with:

https://twitter.com/AshleyJudd/status/784522298342707200

¶ (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

in a way I kinda hate and like this being the thing that ends him. I do like the thought that a comment like this would actually elicit the proper revulsion in men too (esp cos I hear talk like this defended way too often), but I hate that it will get spun "our only shot at prosperity was ruined because of a scandal he foolishly caused, if not for that, he would have been the most amazing President!"

I'll hate it for all of the two seconds it takes to breathe a sigh of relief that this asshole has lost.

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:51 (seven years ago) link

next to "Grab 'em by the pussy" those speech quotes are the weakest of weak sauce

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:51 (seven years ago) link

yeah, I mean the comments suck in that *I disagree with them* and they illustrate her barely left of center status, but nothing is game changing in there, and wouldn't have been even without today's bombshell(s)

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:52 (seven years ago) link

I am embarrassed by how hard I laughed at that video in kingfish's link

¶ (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link

PredictWise up to 84%!

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link

wiki leaks inadvertent trolling the alt right w these basically empty reveals is pretty good imo.

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

xxp same, woke my dog up.

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

"HIllary...clearly they leaned on meteorologists to amplify the threat of Hurricane Matthew so that Floridians would be glued to their televisions, then told them to call off the hurricane warnings right in time for everybody to see this on their television. It's corruption! And in Florida, one of the battleground states" - someone will trot this out, and I will claim my $5

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:56 (seven years ago) link

the slowed down one killed me. ded dedded

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:57 (seven years ago) link

I do have to say "leaked speeches contain exactly what you think would be in them" isn't quite as attention-grabbing as "major party candidate brags about failed attempt to sleep with married woman, then jokes about using his fame to fondle women's genitalia"

¶ (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:57 (seven years ago) link

xpost lol chopped n skrewed

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:57 (seven years ago) link

omg what if this is the least of what they're still sitting on for the next few weeks

Mordy, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:58 (seven years ago) link

as surprising as this was it does seem easily possible, if not probable, for worse to be out there

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link

"here is video of Trump actually executing one of his security guards with the help of his hired goons. When pressed for comment, Rudy Giuliani stated - 'Oh now what?'"

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link

is kingfish's vid legit or a 'fan edit'

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link

I would bet there's worse to come, yeah

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link

Legit wondering what Ryan is going to say tomorrow at their joint event

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link

lol that's a total fan edit Neanderthal

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link

video released today shows trump preparing toxins with which he describes in a long, rambling speech he plans to dump into the city's water to kill all citizens and cackles that batman can't stop him now

Mordy, Friday, 7 October 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

I predict joint event does not happen - someone pulls out etc.

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

Ryan is going to have car trouble and then his credit card will be declined by uber

nomar, Friday, 7 October 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

Legit wondering what Ryan is going to say tomorrow at their joint event

I'd bet he jumps ship, he wants a political future.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:04 (seven years ago) link

I predict joint event does not happen - someone pulls out etc.

― Οὖτις, Friday, October 7, 2016 7:03 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

advice Trump could have abided by

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 23:05 (seven years ago) link

How hard do you think Ryan is Crossfitting right now just to burn everything off? Like 36 hours of accumulated adrenaline/cortisol/ norepinephrine/stress/panic/everything else?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:10 (seven years ago) link

where on the hill does do he crossfit at? i could bike over there and investigate..

also uh HOW DID THE RNC NOT SEE THIS COMING the guy has a history of years and years and years of offensive comments in print and on tape

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link

after this u might just catch him out on the streets flipping smart cars over.

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:17 (seven years ago) link

I see literally no upside for anyone who would like to have a future in politics to endorse or continue to endorse him at this point. Which is kinda handy because I think this is the tipping point where you'll be able to decisively tell the venal opportunists fleeing the sinking ship from the true human vomit that continues to stand by Trump after this.

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:20 (seven years ago) link

I think Christie might be the only person who has an upside. Like that remaining 15% Bayesian probability Trump has of being president is his federal pardon.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:22 (seven years ago) link

will anyone unendorse him now other than campaigning senators? everyone else is just going to disappear, right?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:22 (seven years ago) link

CNN has their first Trump surrogate on--Scottie Hughes, a woman--and her response is that Trump's words 11 years ago aren't as damning as HRC's actions in office.

clemenza, Friday, 7 October 2016 23:24 (seven years ago) link

Not really flying with host or other panelists.

clemenza, Friday, 7 October 2016 23:25 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuM6QypW8AAHSBy.jpg

go on...

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:25 (seven years ago) link

Lewandowski on CNN: "He speaks from he heart...he speaks the way many people speak around the dining room table."

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:26 (seven years ago) link

in a way I kinda hate and like this being the thing that ends him. I do like the thought that a comment like this would actually elicit the proper revulsion in men too (esp cos I hear talk like this defended way too often), but I hate that it will get spun "our only shot at prosperity was ruined because of a scandal he foolishly caused, if not for that, he would have been the most amazing President!"

I'll hate it for all of the two seconds it takes to breathe a sigh of relief that this asshole has lost.

― Neanderthal, Saturday, October 8, 2016 12:51 AM (thirty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ This is how I feel. Glad as the next person this probably (..) finishes him off for good. But why hasnt all his racist bullshit not finished him off already? That kind of depresses me.

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:28 (seven years ago) link

seriously what did the GOP leadership think was going to happen this fall once he was nominated
did they think research people would not find what they found. wonder if it was targeted/timed oppo research from the democrats and what comes next because this can't be all they have.

i recall this mini twitter drama in the primaries when GOP consultant rick wilson kept cryptically alluding to some highly damaging Thing on video that would destroy a campaign, and today he's saying there is worse stuff than these comments out there.

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:29 (seven years ago) link

he speaks the way many people speak around the dining room table

wtf dining room tables has lewandowski been sitting at

Mordy, Friday, 7 October 2016 23:29 (seven years ago) link

why hasnt all his racist bullshit not finished him off already? That kind of depresses me.

^^^^ cosign

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:29 (seven years ago) link

Michele Bachmann being more obtuse than usual on Hardball right now.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:29 (seven years ago) link

rick wilson hints there's worse coming
https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/784527874179018752

Mordy, Friday, 7 October 2016 23:30 (seven years ago) link

the GOP must just really suck at opposition research without russia's help. they couldn't dig anything like this up themselves back before/during the primaries, and even cruz had apparently no inkling things like this were coming and that endorsement might be an ... unforced error.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:31 (seven years ago) link

christian trump fans might not care about abusing women but are they still down on adultery? that's one of their big ones. or it used to be anyway.

scott seward, Friday, 7 October 2016 23:31 (seven years ago) link

Joy Reid killing Bachmann live on air.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:32 (seven years ago) link

ted's busy reminiscing about the good ol days on twitter

Ted Cruz Retweeted
Jake Tapper ‏@jaketapper 4h4 hours ago
On this day in 2003, California @GovernorDavis was recalled by voters, paving the way for Gov @Schwarzenegger

Ted Cruz Retweeted
Jake Tapper ‏@jaketapper 4h4 hours ago
on this day in 1985, Palestinian terrorists hijacked the Italian cruise ship Achille Lauro. They would murder passenger Leon Klinghoffer.

nomar, Friday, 7 October 2016 23:32 (seven years ago) link

their entire thing is sanctity of marriage - it's like the biggest thing they have xxp

Mordy, Friday, 7 October 2016 23:32 (seven years ago) link

They're down on Democrats and thats it.

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 23:33 (seven years ago) link

They have no actual moral underpinning, as this election has made clear.

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 23:33 (seven years ago) link

Access: Hollywood just revealed that the woman Trump was talking about trying to fuck was former A:H host Nancy O'Dell.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:34 (seven years ago) link

Daaaaang

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link

@JebBush As the grandfather of two precious girls, I find that no apology can excuse away Donald Trump's reprehensible comments degrading women.

No need for the first seven words there, Jeb

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:36 (seven years ago) link

@AnnCoulter Trump has a potty mouth. Meanwhile, the senior statesman of the Dem party is a serial rapist.

Check please.

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:38 (seven years ago) link

Theres gotta be a tape out there of Trump saying the n-word

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 23:38 (seven years ago) link

don't wanna go looking for that one

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 23:39 (seven years ago) link

cnn's media reporter (stelter) just said on the air that producers at access hollywood (nbc) found the tape when they saw a report about trump's behavior (AP?) on set elsewhere and started going through their archives to see what they had re his interactions behind the scenes. *but* apparently someone at nbc leaked it to the washington post to ensure the tape got seen, because access hollywood/nbc was still deciding what they were going to do with it..

also believe stelter said nothing more like this was coming from this program but seemed to be carefully choosing his words in that.. who knows if there IS more damaging material from offset of other shows he's been on

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:40 (seven years ago) link

Can't wait for the tape of him calling someone a cunt

flappy bird, Friday, 7 October 2016 23:40 (seven years ago) link

Maybe this has been mentioned--the Ryan appearance was also supposed to involve Preibus and Scott Walker.

clemenza, Friday, 7 October 2016 23:41 (seven years ago) link

haha i just checked https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:45 (seven years ago) link

Kudos to many us media org's explicitly calling Trump out, pointing to the fact that his 'apology' was not an apology at all.

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:45 (seven years ago) link

xp looool caek

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:46 (seven years ago) link

i remember in the 2008 campaign the o'reilly factor producers caused a HUGE thing at fox news when they aired greenroom footage of jesse jackson saying some things about then-senator obama. as in, fox news themselves had to do a fair amount of PR/cleanup over airing it - because it seemed there was some critical policy that had been crossed in using footage where jackson was not aware he was being recorded and/or expected any conversations he had off air would remain private.

so i wonder if nbc dragged their feet over some policy regarding using footage where the subject was on set but expecting it was a private conversation and not being recorded or retained. but i mean.. he's running for president

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:52 (seven years ago) link

Surprised it took this long for audio like this to emerge. Weird that a Bush was involved.

Treeship, Friday, 7 October 2016 23:55 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/784534676220370944

Mordy, Friday, 7 October 2016 23:57 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/willrahn/status/784501181464846340

BUSH COMPOUND, DECEMBER 2015 —

JEB: We must stop Trump. Any ideas?

GWB: Nope

GHWB: Sorry no

BILLY: Nope, no idea, nothing, zilch, zero

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:59 (seven years ago) link

the "pussy" comment is getting the most attention but the most chilling quote by far imo is "when you're a star they let you"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:00 (seven years ago) link

of course the quote in foxnews.com headline (about six stories down the page) is "they let you do it" jfc

marcos, Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:00 (seven years ago) link

cnn liveshot of trump tower as the team is upstairs 'huddling' and trying to figure out how to address this XD

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:06 (seven years ago) link

on msnbc they are directly calling the behavior trump talks about committing on the tape "sexual assault." Good.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:10 (seven years ago) link

'faked alien invasion'

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:10 (seven years ago) link

:-)

I hope this means the democrats take back the senate. I am daring to dream about the house.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:12 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/784533853004242944

I mean

¶ (DJP), Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:13 (seven years ago) link

It's crazy that he was 59 when he made these comments and not 17

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:15 (seven years ago) link

House would mean, what, PVI of D+9 relative to 2012?

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:15 (seven years ago) link

Idk but if all republican women stay home magical things could happen. There is no precedent for the candidate being outed as a predator.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:17 (seven years ago) link

True enough!

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:18 (seven years ago) link

Thats not gonna happen

Xp

Οὖτις, Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:18 (seven years ago) link

I hope this means the democrats take back the senate. I am daring to dream about the house.

if everyone keeps working hard - volunteer and get out the vote!! do not forget the downticket! close senate races in NV, NH, PA, NC etc

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:27 (seven years ago) link

Trump lady on CNN bringin' up wikileaks to no avail.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link

haven't caught up on these threads but the donald seems to be tanking. cnn is finally being critical of him and 538 has his polls-only odds at 20%. hillz seems to be slowly rolling out the 'surprises' which aren't surprising at all. panic mode over.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link

omg is sean hannity on tonight? what is hannity going to do

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:29 (seven years ago) link

Charlie Sykes was on All In talking about the Wisconsin event tomorrow. It won't be canceled—it's actually an event Trump was invited to attend—but Trump will likely be disinvited behind the scenes.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:30 (seven years ago) link

Grudging credit to Kayleigh McEnany for not hedging. She didn't say he had to step aside or anything, but neither did she rationalize or explain or anything close: said the fake apology wasn't enough, had to apologize "to the American people" unambiguously, had to "humble himself." Scottie Hughes has now replaced her as the most odious Trump mouthpiece--she seems to be suggesting that the timing is part of a conspiracy to distract from Wikileaks.

clemenza, Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:35 (seven years ago) link

lmao how dare they leak damaging material to distract from our damaging material

nomar, Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:37 (seven years ago) link

Hmm, what happens if he starts his debate Sunday by apologizing convincingly?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:39 (seven years ago) link

hahahaha

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:39 (seven years ago) link

As a "Mrs. Robinson" lover, Ana Navarro's "Paul Ryan, our lonely eyes turn to you" was a little hard to take. (She's calling for Trump to drop out.)

clemenza, Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link

tbh the rapid statement from the Trump campaign seems kinda foolish at this point, they might have put out a real apology with his name on it if they had waited long enough to see how bad this was for him

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:42 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/590605572040486912

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:44 (seven years ago) link

#grabbedbythepussy trending on twitter

Οὖτις, Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:47 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/784548458267017217

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link

Sopan Deb is tweeting about Jon Huntsman calling on Trump to drop out of the race and let Pence take over as republican's presidential candidate. is it possible for him to do that? (i.e. does Pence automatically become the candidate if Trump stands down? would it vary from state to state?) Is there any chance that Trump would actually do this? (if there really is even uglier stuff waiting to come out I suppose he might decide to cut his losses?)

soref, Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:03 (seven years ago) link

i'm positive there's tape of him using racial slurs and much harsher language.

flappy bird, Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:05 (seven years ago) link

i think it gets insanely messy to the point of impossibility if trump drops out

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:06 (seven years ago) link

Pence wouldn't particularly be a better option at this point. hasn't had any time to endear himself with voters, some of Trump's base would just stay home in protest, and well independent/non-partisan view of the party is going to be pretty low.

imo just let Hillary run unopposed

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:06 (seven years ago) link

The fix is in! Chemtrails, vaccines made of the chemtrail drug, and media slander of Donald Trump.
--Jill Stein

Bnad, Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

i was expecting/had hoped the line would be drawn a year and a half ago and don't fully understand why it seems to be here, but let's hope this is indeed it ffs

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:12 (seven years ago) link

Predictwise jumped another point

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

“I am sickened by what I heard today. Women are to be championed and revered, not objectified. I hope Mr. Trump treats this situation with the seriousness it deserves and works to demonstrate to the country that he has greater respect for women than this clip suggests. In the meantime, he is no longer attending tomorrow’s event in Wisconsin," Ryan said in a statement.

do go on

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link

still endorses him for the office of president

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:20 (seven years ago) link

"objectified" is rather understating it

jmm, Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

I think the ballots are long past being finalized in all districts, so if Mike Pence were to become the GOP candidate he would have to win in a write-in campaign. Which is LOOOOOOOOOL

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

Anything in the wikileaks dump or is it just more nothing?

frogbs, Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link

this vox article says that it's theoretically possible because voters are technically voting for their state's representative at the Electoral College rather than a particular candidate:

http://www.vox.com/2016/9/12/12887632/if-presidential-nominee-drops-out

I guess it's still unlikely Trump will drop out, but who knows what other stuff there is on film

soref, Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link

"objectified" is rather understating it

― jmm, Friday, October 7, 2016 9:22 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seriously.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link

Funny hearing Gerald Ford's name get dragged into all of this.

Yeah, I wish I could look in on Hannity tonight.

clemenza, Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link

have the allegations that Trump raped a 13 year old girl in the 90s had much coverage in the US media? I'd seen a few articles about it here in the UK, but looking at social media there seem to be quite a few people finding out about it for the first time in the aftermath of this video, and sharing details of the lawsuit?

soref, Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:34 (seven years ago) link

it doesn't seem like much of anything thus far - chatter that there are some faked documents in there, i don't know whether or not this is accurate, but it really doesn't seem like much. now, if this were a lull in the news cycle when the press is waiting for something to put in a headline, maybe, but not right now

wikileaks seems to have a poor sense of what affects u.s. politics

i briefly looked at a certain reddit board which was busy ignoring the main subject on the news rn and trying to find something scandalous in the emails, and what they found was.. an email where clinton's campaign manager asks their lawyers if it's possible to get a pro-clinton pac to provide them a copy of a book. ?? so he's asking... the lawyers.. um.. to see if there's a legal way to do this. scandalous? i guess? idk

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

oops xpost - that was re wiki dump

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:36 (seven years ago) link

@Yamiche
Source tells me RNC officials are meeting in DC to discuss what options the party has going forward in case Trump isn't nominee.

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:36 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuNYwpJXgAA8G07.jpg

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link

this vox article says that it's theoretically possible because voters are technically voting for their state's representative at the Electoral College

Surely they're bound by some kind of bylaw to vote for the name printed on the ballot because the amount of lawsuits filed would be astronomical.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:40 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, I wish I could look in on Hannity tonight.

I can't even hate watch Sean Hannity, but I'd guess it will be wall-to-wall Wikidump.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

Well, that is news, right? That Trump is a pig, that's so oooooold. Move on, liberals. He said he was sorry.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link

Gunna be a fun weekend

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

That's so brave of Cruz to step forward. He can unendorse the endorsement that superseded his unendorsement at the convention.

clemenza, Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link

checked out the washington times to see what take on this my dad would be seeing

'In the recordings released Friday, Mr. Trump pontificated about the fringe benefits that go along with the limelight.'

j., Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link

wtf this "wives and daughters" rhetoric? why does someone need to be a wife or a daughter to be treated with respect?

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:48 (seven years ago) link

Core Republican value: A woman's value is always and only in relation that of a man's.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link

seriously. paul ryan's claim to "revere" women is just the other side of the coin of trump's misogyny. it's all male chauvinism. neither one just sees women as ordinary people.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

It wouldn't surprise me if Trump drops out of the debate Sunday.

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link

i don't think so. he's too shameless for that.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

What about the hurricane? The hurricane! Trump has to head to Florida to take care of his house and talk with victims!

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

paul ryan is doing a great deal of math tonight

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thYfdBWUSbo

this is a good ad. i love the eerie music.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

(xposts) You might be right, but I just can't see him doing that--it would be officially conceding the election. Which looks to be beyond salvageable anyway, but where do you go after dropping out of a debate? Continue talking about how tough you're going to be with ISIS?

clemenza, Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

No way does Trump willingly quit the race, and pretty much no way they force him out. Remember all the shit talked 6 months ago about brokered conventions and the party not letting him take the nom?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Saturday, 8 October 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

Honestly, any of his supporters who are coming out against this can go get fucked. There's nothing about this that's the slightest bit surprising or out of character based on what we all know about this turd. He's a piece of trash, there was never any valid reason for anyone to support him or to help him worm his way into the position he's in now. Every one of you who enabled him deserves to be inexorably lashed to him as he sinks in his own shit and to never have anything resembling a respectable career again. May god have mercy on your souls.

(Trump/Pence 2016, make America great again.)

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Saturday, 8 October 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link

GOP is gonna use mob tactics instead

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 02:03 (seven years ago) link

The key part of the WAPO link above is the remembrance of what the party did with Dole in 1996. Cut losses and focused on the congress.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 8 October 2016 02:05 (seven years ago) link

God this is like watching a 72 hour extended cut of the last hour of Scarface

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link

Old Lunch 100% otm

serge thoroughgoods (will), Saturday, 8 October 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

yep

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

it's amazing what a pathetic loser billy bush is

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

now's the time for the Dems to start getting license quotes for "Stand By Your Man" for use in attack ads

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Saturday, 8 October 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuNhSKyWAAACKFB.jpg

as someone not related to mexicans, these statements are repugnant

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 October 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

huh, i didn't know mitch mcconnell was a father of daughters. i had been told he was a freshwater oyster.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 02:19 (seven years ago) link

lol Treesh

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

"as the owner of a 1984 Pontiac Sunbird, abortion is immoral and repulsive"

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/walterkirn/status/784576296542167041

flappy bird, Saturday, 8 October 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuNh0VUWcAAYvxr.jpg:small

i still support him, but it's his burden and his alone

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 October 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

this is like the year of the coward or something

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 02:25 (seven years ago) link

obviously not real but did wikileaks really publish it? xxp

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

i can't find it if they did. thinking kirn just made it up.

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

wtf this "wives and daughters" rhetoric? why does someone need to be a wife or a daughter to be treated with respect?

First, it's the American Way. Second, it's pretty damned hard to be a woman of any description without being a daughter. Third, you are right, of course, and everyone deserves at least some measure of respect just on the basis of their humanity, even Donald Trump, but this respect is subject to various disclaimers.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link

some ppl are orphans idk. in any case, the issue here isn't even "disrespect" because trump is talking about sexual assault.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 02:45 (seven years ago) link

There's nothing about this that's the slightest bit surprising or out of character based on what we all know about this turd.

I wouldn't say I find it surprising, but there is something jarring about this recording. I wonder if the difference in this case--the reason people are talking about it as something that could end his chances of winning, unlike his record of misogyny so far--is purely a matter of the content of what he said or if there's something additionally disturbing about its having been said in private. It's creepy in a different way from his more public shittiness, and that could be a turnoff for people who have supported him up to now.

jmm, Saturday, 8 October 2016 02:52 (seven years ago) link

idea of it being more damaging because it was said in private is interesting, didn't he recently try to wriggle out of some boorish thing he'd said on TV a decade or so ago by claiming that he had been "in character" as Donald Trump, host of The Apprentice, distinct from Donald Trump the real person?

soref, Saturday, 8 October 2016 02:57 (seven years ago) link

Come on, don't be so PC, Trump is just telling it like it is.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 8 October 2016 02:59 (seven years ago) link

xps jmm otm, the private aspect of it is what makes it so creepy - he swears, his voice is pitched differently, and yes there has to be more...

flappy bird, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:00 (seven years ago) link

when Trump comes out on Sunday, is "The Whisper Song" going to be his entrance music

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:01 (seven years ago) link

perhaps it's easy to see how gratuitous it is. and then he steps off the bus and suddenly in 'normal' mode, with billy bush saying hey cmon hug this guy. it's not like anything about his fakey public persona is less than 100% obvious to everybody, but somehow it is still possible to underline that he may be even worse than you expect, when the public face is off.

j., Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:02 (seven years ago) link

wtf this "wives and daughters" rhetoric? why does someone need to be a wife or a daughter to be treated with respect?

yeah. patriarchy. i hope one day we can stop speaking this way, that women are defined by their relationship to a man & value always dependent on this

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:07 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/J4VDUyC.jpg

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link

trump releasing a 'video statement' tonight & waiting to see this b/c i'm sure it's going to be creepy and terrible and make things worse somehow

there's something additionally disturbing about its having been said in private

just this week he was trying to excuse away his comments on women's bodies by claiming to be playing a character:

“But a lot of that was done for the purpose of entertainment,” Trump continued. “I can tell you this: There is nobody — nobody — that has more respect for women than I do.”

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:11 (seven years ago) link

The private nature of this recording is key. He cant handwave it away as playing along with Howard Stern or just being entertaining or appealing to an audience. This is who he really is.

Οὖτις, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:12 (seven years ago) link

from cnn:

Asked about the reaction at a campaign field office, a Trump field staffer told CNN there were "gasps. Collective gasps. We're trying to get our heads around it right now, but there's no way to spin this. There just isn't."
The staffer, who is also paying close attention to Senate efforts, also added, unsolicited: "Just think of the down-ballot effect. Brutal."
A GOP operative in Ohio voiced similar sentiments.
"This is bad. I think this thing is over," the staffer said.

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:13 (seven years ago) link

yeah, and surprise surprise it's even worse than the chauvinistic "character" xp

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:14 (seven years ago) link

this is very satisfying xp

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:14 (seven years ago) link

the creepiest part of the video is when they get off the bus and meet the soap opera star who they had just been leering at. she is being polite and pleasant but billy bush eggs her on to give donald a hug.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:16 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/784570301711544320

Are there seriously people who believe this?

That "real women" look up to men who sexually assault them, and the only people who turn their faces away are lowly worm-men without the mojo to grab life by the pussy? And bitter lesbians I guess?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:21 (seven years ago) link

I think I would respect Paul Ryan more if he just said, "The guy is a moral monster but I don't care, he's a Republican, and my job is to elect Republicans. It's not like he's not gonna sexually assault people as President any more than he would in his current job. Probably less, in fact."

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:22 (seven years ago) link

no xp

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:23 (seven years ago) link

lol @ trying to get their heads around it, can't really say i've struggled with cognition when a boorish person acts boorish

call all destroyer, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:24 (seven years ago) link

I kinda love that a Bush is involved in this. Both because lol irony + I would fully expect someone w the name Billy Bush to be a toadying lickspittle.

Οὖτις, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:25 (seven years ago) link

xpost re twitter dude, i really don't think it's worth spending time/energy thinking for a second about what that guy believes or why he believes it tbh. seems like another case of the internet enabling people to make $$$ for being jerks

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:25 (seven years ago) link

Kool Keith for Presidetn

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link

self described alpha males terrified that respect for women will make their mustaches fall off and fedoras evaporate.

nomar, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:30 (seven years ago) link

I think this angle has legs

https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/784580118207422465?s=09

Οὖτις, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:30 (seven years ago) link

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51SFgWaIgmL._SX425_.jpg

just listening to some tunes while i wait for more news

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:32 (seven years ago) link

lol it's more convincing than the ryan/mccain "hate the sinner, not his presidential bid" approach xp

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:32 (seven years ago) link

trump is apparently going to drop some video response tonight

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:33 (seven years ago) link

I want to get off the internet but this is too riveting.

jmm, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:35 (seven years ago) link

wtf this "wives and daughters" rhetoric? why does someone need to be a wife or a daughter to be treated with respect?

First, it's the American Way. Second, it's pretty damned hard to be a woman of any description without being a daughter. Third, you are right, of course, and everyone deserves at least some measure of respect just on the basis of their humanity, even Donald Trump, but this respect is subject to various disclaimers.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2016 02:39 (thirty-seven minutes ago) Permalink

oh come the fuck on. patriarchy, people. it's for real and yes it needs smashing.

savvinesslessness (map), Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:36 (seven years ago) link

I'm at intermission at a performance of Rhinoceros as we speak; very apposite.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:37 (seven years ago) link

walter kirn is super weird. he thinks this brony transcript is real. cannot be bothered to notice that it doesn't exist on wikileaks or apparently anywhere else on the internet.

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:39 (seven years ago) link

you all realize why prepping this video statement is taking all this time (and why it is a video statement)

advisors are having a really, really hard time convincing trump that he did something wrong plus another degree of challenge convincing him to express anything like regret for his behavior and they sure as hell can't get him to say this to the media in person

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:41 (seven years ago) link

paul ryan is doing a great deal of math tonight

― mookieproof, Friday, October 7, 2016 9:59 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

such furious math, in so little time

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:41 (seven years ago) link

they're recording it over and over until it sounds passably sincere imo

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:41 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM6fQ52YZoM

jmm, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link

well with Lewandowski saying "we're not electing a Sunday school teacher", let's just say he's probably getting conflicting advice.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:47 (seven years ago) link

Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii

Megyn Keelly: "No man should ever make these comments about a woman!"

Just curious Megs, what do YOU say when it's just you girls?

bingo

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:48 (seven years ago) link

"i just yank on their dicks, they just let me do it"

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:52 (seven years ago) link

like seriously if any dumbass male thinks there's a female counterpart to this behavior, geez. this isn't even normal behavior for dudes.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:53 (seven years ago) link

that's the total package, really

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:54 (seven years ago) link

yeah, the whole idea that this is just the way guys talk is ludicrous

xp

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:55 (seven years ago) link

I mean I wouldn't act like I ain't participated in dirty guy talk but like huge gulf between "would smash" and "hey man I just sexually assault women cos I own hotels so they let me"

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:56 (seven years ago) link

you probably weren't 59 years old at the time

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:00 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/alivitali/status/784588914195652608

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:02 (seven years ago) link

Is it too much to hope that not only does this destroy his candidacy and his reputation forever, but that Melania begins divorce proceedings?

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:06 (seven years ago) link

statement is out

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:08 (seven years ago) link

holy shit attacking bill

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:08 (seven years ago) link

lol this is too hilarious this statement he is reading poorly and insincerely off teleprompter

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:08 (seven years ago) link

https://www.predictit.org/Ticker/TRUMP.DROPOUT.103116#data

lol

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:09 (seven years ago) link

"let's be honest. we're living in the real world and this is nothing more than a distraction..."

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:09 (seven years ago) link

"these words don't reflect who I am. I was having a normal convo with Billy Bush and I thought of what Bill Clinton said on the golf course and I just repeated it subconsciously"

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:10 (seven years ago) link

Link?

Οὖτις, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:11 (seven years ago) link

they just played it on cnn

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:12 (seven years ago) link

boy is his base gonna be mad that he apologized AGAIN

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:13 (seven years ago) link

to even it out he has to insult twice as many people tomorrow

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:13 (seven years ago) link

Well, that video was a disaster.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:14 (seven years ago) link

Transcript:

"Please forgive me
And forget it
I was wrong
And I admit it

Why can't we talk it over?
Why can't we forget about
Forget about the past

When love makes a sound babe
This heart needs a second chance
Don't say it's over
I just can't say goodbye"

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:16 (seven years ago) link

my takeaway: it's a distraction and bill is worse. i'm sorry okay let's forget about it.

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:16 (seven years ago) link

Yep, otm.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:17 (seven years ago) link

almost as bad as his son calling waterboarding "hazing"

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:17 (seven years ago) link

Bemused that this, of all mornings, was the day the neighbor put up a Trump sign (the 2nd one in the neighborhood).

Institute for Secular Eschatology (Sanpaku), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:18 (seven years ago) link

Counting the sniffles this time. At least ten.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:18 (seven years ago) link

So, it's the 8th... Feel like it will take a week to convince Trump to quit, then clusterfuck of trying to sort out the new ticket and running mate.... Feels there's not really enough time

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:19 (seven years ago) link

can't help but think of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SqM1VX2qlc

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:20 (seven years ago) link

i really don't think he's going to drop out

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:20 (seven years ago) link

he jumps right into saying there's a difference because bill clinton has actually abused women (sure if you believe right wing conspiracy books).

prob will be not long before numerous women who trump has assaulted start coming forward right? because there are allegations and lawsuits already, just underreported

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:20 (seven years ago) link

I have been catching up on all this over the last half hour and I have been laughing like crazy the entire time.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:20 (seven years ago) link

forget it, he's staying in to the bitter end. he's got too many yes men and women around him.

nomar, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:21 (seven years ago) link

Don't forget Cruz endorsed two days before the debate

frogbs, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:21 (seven years ago) link

Resignation? It won't happen, but the rush by Republicans up for election to jettison any connection to Trump does make it feel like his campaign just exploded. I still predict Trump will get at least 100 more electoral college votes than Walter Mondale did, which outcome should make this country hang its head in shame.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:22 (seven years ago) link

there's no way he's dropping out. i'm not even clear based on what I've read whether the votes already cast would just 'carry over' since we vote for the electoral college, but America barely knows Pence or Kaine, and outside of the GOP base, independents and undecideds would barely have any time to get to know him, and now he's sullied by being "2nd in command to the pussy guy".

and, he would have to willingly step down, which would be the ultimate non-Trump thing (failing, voluntarily, on a public stage).

at this point, they're just going to concede the Presidency is lost (as they were kinda already doing after the convention) and give him Bob Dole treatment and hope to salvage downticket.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:23 (seven years ago) link

Oh.

My.

God.

Oh my god.

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:23 (seven years ago) link

The apology video....wow....I can't believe it, he's so fucking stupid

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:26 (seven years ago) link

That fucking video. He looked borderline furious the entire time and not the slightest bit contrite or apologetic. But tbf I can't really say how I'd react if I were in his shoes, with someone obviously holding a gun off-camera and forcing me to read insane words that did nothing but spray accelerant all over the tire fire that I call my professional life.

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:27 (seven years ago) link

PredictWise up to 86% Dem now lol

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:29 (seven years ago) link

nope, now back to 85

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:29 (seven years ago) link

it's weird people didn't act as horrified when he said that he would punish women for having abortions, or desecrating muslim corpses, or doing waterboarding and "a lot worse," or claiming the central park five were still guilty even after the acquital or or or

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:29 (seven years ago) link

Liking the late-80s NYC public access vibe to the video, though.

otm in the rain (Eazy), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:30 (seven years ago) link

never in a million years did I imagine an election campaign like this. Lord.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:30 (seven years ago) link

Delivered after midnight EST what a bizaro clusterfuck

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:30 (seven years ago) link

lol xp

tavis smiley vibes

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:31 (seven years ago) link

it's alright, things will be back to equilibrium when WikiLeaks reveals tomorrow that Hillary had a pirated copy of Windows 95

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:31 (seven years ago) link

He's preparing for his next career as a 3AM infomercial host.

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:32 (seven years ago) link

i still think this whole thing is going to end with some revelation of criminal corporate malfeasance, landing him in prison

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:33 (seven years ago) link

it's weird people didn't act as horrified when he said that he would punish women for having abortions, or desecrating muslim corpses, or doing waterboarding and "a lot worse," or claiming the central park five were still guilty even after the acquital or or or

― Treeship, Saturday, October 8, 2016 12:29 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Not really. The candor of it is key. Viscerally disgusting. Rest is theater.

flappy bird, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:34 (seven years ago) link

treesh, America's puritanism runs very deep, so that talking about trying to fuck some married (white) women not long after marrying a different woman is seen as a greater crime than waterboarding muslims or desecrating their corpses. one cannot even begin to justify this fact, but it is a fact nonetheless.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:35 (seven years ago) link

I'm still worried about some of his base resorting to violence after his inevitable loss. I can't imagine it'd happen on a grand scale, but, idk, the people that vote for this man are like a new entry in the DSM-V

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:35 (seven years ago) link

Jamelle BouieVerified account
‏@jbouie
My takeaway from this election really is that with a little polish, the GOP could win the presidency on a platform of white nationalism.

this is annoying me, i mean of course they would but it isn't a contest between racism and misogyny? i think there's an uncanny valley with both where if the language gets too r-rated it's suddenly unacceptable. i think the racist equiv is straight-up saying the n-word. if there's one thing americans can get behind it's turning their noses at the explicit language while basically espousing the philosophy the language stands for. actually going right ahead and expressing the animus is what's prohibited. that's the reason why he's being told off by the "respectable" gop, not because they disagree in any meaningful way, and that kind of hypocritical nose-turning is even more odious imo.

savvinesslessness (map), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:36 (seven years ago) link

"Grab her by the pussy" is the great shadow twin of "Make America Great Again," you can put it on a hat

flappy bird, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:36 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/cuffymeh/status/784610543663456257

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:37 (seven years ago) link

I'm still worried about some of his base resorting to violence after his inevitable loss. I can't imagine it'd happen on a grand scale, but, idk, the people that vote for this man are like a new entry in the DSM-V

― Neanderthal, Saturday, October 8, 2016 12:35 AM (fifty-nine seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No, they've always been around.

flappy bird, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:37 (seven years ago) link

map otm

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:37 (seven years ago) link

While watching that "apology" video I kept hearing Mark E Smith growling "hey there fuckface, hey there fuckface"

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:38 (seven years ago) link

There have been times over the past year when I wished Trump would like pass away in his sleep or something but I have to admit that I'm starting to see the upside of him living a long life replete with numerous acts of self-immolation.

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:40 (seven years ago) link

it would be fucked up if he was replaced at this point and the republicans got to "save face" in the end in some way

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:41 (seven years ago) link

these motherfuckers could have distanced themselves from him months ago but they didn't because, as map said, they don't actually care about women or minorities or responsible governance

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:41 (seven years ago) link

yeah, if Pence manages to pull a "reasonable Republican" face out of this, fuck him sooooooooo much.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:42 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/jess7bennett/status/784557297657847808

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:43 (seven years ago) link

omg scottie telling navarra not to say pussy because it's offensive and navarra blasting her that she finds it offensive now but not when trump said it

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:44 (seven years ago) link

can't tell you how may times this election i've heard mark e smith asking who makes the nazis

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:44 (seven years ago) link

Pence will call this "regrettable" or some such bullshit.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:45 (seven years ago) link

Haha

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:46 (seven years ago) link

Xp

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:46 (seven years ago) link

Regrettable. foolish . unfortunate . I don't condone . "Warts"

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:49 (seven years ago) link

So does Trump have any events tomorrow? Would be amazing and even more damaging to see him out doing his nofmal rally schrick while all this is caving in. Plus with the crowd on his side, he will absolutely not be able to resist commenting on this in some even stupider way. "So now they're trying to show this tape, this very little and not important tape, and say, Oh! Donald! it's such a bad thing you've said and - because really, folks, it was really nothing and they have, I don't know, they say I maybe said some sentences but now they don't really know, but what is true is that I love women. I love them. And they love me! The women are loving me and this campaign and the polls...." etc etc

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:50 (seven years ago) link

god I'd give anything to have heard the call between Ryan and Trump tonight

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:51 (seven years ago) link

So does Trump have any events tomorrow?

He was gonna be at a fair in Elkhorn, WI with Paul Ryan and Scott Walker but now Mike Pence is subbing for him

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:53 (seven years ago) link

xps to self, like right in the middle of him talking about china or the media or regulations. it's going to happen. even if the first lines of the prepared remarks are another gunpoint apology. his stream of consciousness will take him there.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:54 (seven years ago) link

my bold prediction: things are going to get very ugly in the Sunday debate

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:56 (seven years ago) link

i bet trump brings it up early himself, then pivots to attacking bill clinton immediately. And since they've been signaling the bill clinton attack for two whole weeks, Hillary probably has like 5 different prepared answers ready

intheblanks, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:59 (seven years ago) link

re debate, hillary is more than prepared for this and it'll probably go like the first debate wherein trump makes an ass of himself and hrc is like shrug. she has been dealing with horrible men her whole life

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:59 (seven years ago) link

that "attack bill" shit has to be coming directly from trump, right? A political pro would have be insane to think that re-litigating the impeachment is a good strategy

intheblanks, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:00 (seven years ago) link

Trump got gradually agitated that time, he's going to start at high anxiety levels to begin this one. he might try to strangle an audience member at this point

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:00 (seven years ago) link

xpost

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:01 (seven years ago) link

i remember treesh predicted months ago that bill clinton's affairs would become part of this campaign. good prognostication.

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:01 (seven years ago) link

the multiple charges of harassment and sexual assault against Trump have been around this whole cycle, even if most mainstream outlets have generally chosen not to foreground them. I feel it's inevitable that those stories are the major news focus for the next two weeks, right?

intheblanks, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:01 (seven years ago) link

The intriguing question for me is just what note HRC will try to strike. She's not especially good at striking the right note, but in this case close will probably be more than good enough, given how badly Trump will perform. There's no way he will come out poised and smooth. He's going to be a total head case right from the start.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:01 (seven years ago) link

thank god for the person who leaked this piece.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:02 (seven years ago) link

yeah, that person is a fucking hero, NBC dithering on this shit is ridiculous

intheblanks, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:02 (seven years ago) link

Did we mention that in response to the AP story about Trump sexism on the set of The Apprentice,

"These outlandish, unsubstantiated, and totally false claims fabricated by publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employees, have no merit whatsoever," said Hope Hicks, Trump's campaign spokeswoman.

Institute for Secular Eschatology (Sanpaku), Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:03 (seven years ago) link

the timing on this release was insanely good. i think it actually dropped just as Matthew was heading out of FLA a bit and obv long before it hits NC.

nomar, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:04 (seven years ago) link

don't think she used enough adjectives xpost

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:04 (seven years ago) link

also the dems have to go hard on that tape still, the apology is for the words used, the tape has him describing his actions. two different things.

nomar, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:05 (seven years ago) link

actually can you imagine, having this on your hard drive? making the phone call to the washington post? it must have been one exhilarating moment.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:05 (seven years ago) link

you guys don't think it obv came from the clinton campaign?

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:10 (seven years ago) link

GQ’s Profile of Hope Hicks Tells Us a Lot About Trump’s View of Women

Hicks, a 27-year-old with no prior political experience, breeds fascination amongst reporters. She found her way to the Donald’s side by way of a P.R. and modeling gig for his daughter Ivanka’s clothing line. An eye-blink later, she’s helping her boss chastise the Pope, smear a female reporter, and avoid all substantive discussion with the press.

Is it faintly chauvinistic to say of Hicks, as one unnamed political spokesperson did in an interview with Nuzzi, that she’s essentially clueless—that “She is going to regret everything she’s said and done” in choosing to work for Trump, “And I don’t think she knows it yet”?

Institute for Secular Eschatology (Sanpaku), Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:10 (seven years ago) link

Yeah I figured before this broke he'd be trying his best to stay subdued and maybe say a couple coherent policy statements and it might look like a comeback even if he was just as much of a clueless asshole 80% of the time. But now, this is the encroaching awareness of public humiliation on a grand scale, the grandest, it's beautiful, and there's no way he could maintain the facade of calm for a minute.

JoeStork, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:11 (seven years ago) link

also, now if by some miracle he does maintain calm and seems "presidential," it doesn't matter, there's no way that's the story.

intheblanks, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:12 (seven years ago) link

since he's a teetotaler he can't rely on the "I have an addiction that makes me act out" line either

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:16 (seven years ago) link

this is the encroaching awareness of public humiliation on a grand scale, the grandest, it's beautiful

it is, it is

j., Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:18 (seven years ago) link

he is going to bring up juanita broaddrick and tell hillary, point blank, that she is married to a literal rapist. he might try to make it more personal by saying that she "sleeps next to a rapist" or something. all of this will be sanctioned by conway and the other leaders of the trump campaign because dragging the clintons down -- establishing an "equivalency" -- is the only hope they have of avoiding a humiliating electoral blowout

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:18 (seven years ago) link

at the debate that is. this is going to get fucked up because trump is a rat and he's cornered.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:18 (seven years ago) link

Nicholas Kristof
3 hrs ·

We've posted my Sunday column online early, because it tells the story of a Trump business partner who recounts how Trump tried to force himself on her--once, in Ivanka's bedroom. Her key quote tells the story: "He name-dropped continuously...when he wasn't groping me." This is the man who may be our next president.

nyti.ms/2dLMFdJ (this is paywalled so I dunno what it says but it's nice to see a pileon)

sleeve, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:19 (seven years ago) link

Him being a teetotaler has got to be bullshit. Dude gives off serious amphetamine vibes. Prob using coke now, too

flappy bird, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:20 (seven years ago) link

she "sleeps next to a rapist" or something

you can't saw the hillary campaign hasn't had plenty of lead time on coming up with good responses but still i have no idea how she'll react if he says that. will she defend bill? will she just turn it back on donald? will she look hurt? or amused?

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:21 (seven years ago) link

idk but the pundits will overfocus on her reaction and it's going to be cruel and horrible

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:21 (seven years ago) link

she'll probably say "come on, we all know my husband's an asshole by now" to massive laughter

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:22 (seven years ago) link

i think if she could get a good cry out of this she would be golden for quite a while

j., Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:22 (seven years ago) link

obviously that goes against her whole story but that's why it would kill

j., Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:23 (seven years ago) link

no way. the media will overfocus on her reaction -- some with hostility, more with faux sympathy -- and it will be a huge distraction away from trump. her best bet is to remain poised like last time.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:23 (seven years ago) link

did we mention that chaffetz has withdrawn his endorsement?

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:24 (seven years ago) link

I have been catching up on all this over the last half hour and I have been laughing like crazy the entire time.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, October 8, 2016 4:20 AM (fifty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

same here. this is the post that almost did me in:

I think I would respect Paul Ryan more if he just said, "The guy is a moral monster but I don't care, he's a Republican, and my job is to elect Republicans. It's not like he's not gonna sexually assault people as President any more than he would in his current job. Probably less, in fact."

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, October 8, 2016 3:22 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:24 (seven years ago) link

such bullshit. he knows who donald trump is.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:27 (seven years ago) link

this should surprise no one

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:27 (seven years ago) link

Cracks appear, and the unendorsements begin:

'I'm out': Rep. Chaffetz (UT) withdraws his endorsement of Trump

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:28 (seven years ago) link

maybe it's Hillary who should skip Sunday's debate

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:29 (seven years ago) link

i like that the CNN breaking news bar notes that Trump apologized "Saturday morning".

nomar, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:30 (seven years ago) link

pence should drop off the ticket. idk how it would play but he already looks good by comparison to trump - might as well inaugurate the 2020 campaign and try to wash some of the stench off

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:30 (seven years ago) link

maybe it's Hillary who should skip Sunday's debate

very sorkin

j., Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:33 (seven years ago) link

Trump won't quit, and it will force Pence off. Right now, the only thing on his mind is trying to figure out how to bail and still look like a hero. Priebus and Ryan have stars in their eyes when they look at Pence, so I guarantee there'll be strategy sessions in Wisconsin tomorrow.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:33 (seven years ago) link

I've already seen people making the case for Clinton skipping the remaining debates. I'm not as convinced as they are, but if she did it the right way I think it would be fucking rad.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:35 (seven years ago) link

idk i think they help her. and they give a chance for america to get to know her better before she becomes president. i think a lot of people read about her and hear people talk about her but don't pay attention to the actual things she says.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:36 (seven years ago) link

i think a lot of people read about her and hear people talk about her but don't pay attention to the actual things she says.

...for the last quarter century or more.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:37 (seven years ago) link

xxps (on Pence):

+ column: could be most powerful VP in history, responsible for foreign and domestic policy
- column: could be irretrievably tainted by association with a narcissist misogynist sociopath

I'm soo tempted to walk to the two Trump signs in the neighborhood and correct them to "Trump/PencePenis 2006 MakeGrab America Great Again"

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:39 (seven years ago) link

pence will stick with the trump campaign's death march right up to election day. as a good soldier he'll do what he can to keep the ship afloat, but his defenses of trump will be carefully measured rather than enthusiastic. no one will blame him for the disaster. they'll appreciate his trying to shield the down ticket races and he'll come out of this in good odor with the party professionals.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:40 (seven years ago) link

redditors explaining that this video will win trump the election bc he bragged about literally cucking married men and that's the most alpha thing a man can do

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:41 (seven years ago) link

Hi! So what have I missed?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:43 (seven years ago) link

xp the woman in question did not actually sleep with him tho was the point of his story

is a failed uh cuck-er even alpha

j., Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:44 (seven years ago) link

the tic tac thing is kinda weird

nomar, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:45 (seven years ago) link

musta ran out of binaca

j., Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:46 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/784587616700203012

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:46 (seven years ago) link

(Erin) Burnett’s friend said she recognized that detail. “The Tic Tacs,” Burnett said, quoting her friend. “That’s exactly what Trump did to me. Trump took Tic Tacs, suggested that I take them also. He then leaned in ... catching me off guard and kissed me almost on the lips. I was really freaked out.”

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:46 (seven years ago) link

that is some real moving of the goalposts xpost

nomar, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:48 (seven years ago) link

King David grabbed the pussy. When you're a king they let you, you know.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:55 (seven years ago) link

He has to send wossname to the front first tho, unless that was Solomon, I don't remember

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:56 (seven years ago) link

no that was david - batsheba's husband uriah

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:57 (seven years ago) link

and she's solomon's mom

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:58 (seven years ago) link

ew tmi tmi nsfw, atlantic

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/10/this-is-not-explicit-sex-talk/503459/

j., Saturday, 8 October 2016 05:59 (seven years ago) link

the atlantic otm. shout it from the rooftops. trump is talking about a pattern of harassment and assault, not making off color comments about women he thinks are hot.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 06:06 (seven years ago) link

there is some joy to be had in trump going down to a clinton because of his own sexual shit.

the major reason I was not looking forward to a clinton candidacy and presidency: rehashing kathleen willey, lewinsky, flowers, broadrrick. I don't know what to believe or how I feel about any of them because they've all gone so far down rabbit holes of clinton conspiracy lunacy since (well except for Monica)

akm, Saturday, 8 October 2016 06:08 (seven years ago) link

bill clinton's friendship with jeffrey epstein rings alarm bells for me. predation was such a big part of that guy's life it's hard for me to believe bill wasn't aware of it. however, 1.) trump was friends with him too and 2.) this doesn't have anything to do with hillary

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 06:15 (seven years ago) link

yeah that's all pretty vile. and the fact that trump was involved with him means he's never going to bring that up.

akm, Saturday, 8 October 2016 06:16 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/walterkirn/status/784576296542167041

― flappy bird, Friday, October 7, 2016 7:23 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if this hasn't been mentioned yet, this Twitter post has already been deleted...

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Saturday, 8 October 2016 06:59 (seven years ago) link

the major reason I was not looking forward to a clinton candidacy and presidency: rehashing kathleen willey, lewinsky, flowers, broadrrick.

always sex, right? never perpetual war, corporate shilldom, endless surveillance etc.

there is some joy to be had in trump going down to a clinton because of his own sexual shit.

however you want to imagine it; he was always 'going down' because he is a trainwreck clown and betrays this with his every utterance. America likes its vicious simpletons to be able to fake virtue, a la Reagan.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 8 October 2016 07:10 (seven years ago) link

I know the new Clinton email/speech leaks will be endlessly perused here, so imma just leave this:

https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/784554325645332480

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 8 October 2016 07:13 (seven years ago) link

too horrified by all this to find it funny or even have schadenfreude

brimstead, Saturday, 8 October 2016 07:41 (seven years ago) link

flappy bird otm about the more visceral quality of hearing trump say "pussy" etc

brimstead, Saturday, 8 October 2016 07:42 (seven years ago) link

I don't know. I should be happy about this? I'm just sick. Really sick. All the disgust and rage I've been suppressing, all the stuff I've been studiously trying to ignore, just all comes up to the surface.

I tried to talk to my wife about this, what it means. It's hard for us to talk politics mostly because of me, because I get these visceral reactions to everything that's going on, I can't compartmentalize. And we talked through it, and got to the realization that we have a guy who brags about sexually assaulting women running as a major party candidate for President, with the support of maybe 40% of the electorate, and then we couldn't really talk about it anymore.

I don't feel relieved. I didn't sleep well last night. I can't put words to it yet, what this fucker has put all of us through. I don't know what's going to happen come November when this guy loses. I think a lot of people have some pretty awful shit they are going to want to work out.

a confederacy of lampreys (rushomancy), Saturday, 8 October 2016 09:15 (seven years ago) link

Floored on Friday might be the best Magic Treehouse book.

This stuff has overshadowed both a hurricane and confirmation that Russia is directly meddling in the election. In Russia, pussy grabs you.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 8 October 2016 11:19 (seven years ago) link

that "attack bill" shit has to be coming directly from trump, right? A political pro would have be insane to think that re-litigating the impeachment is a good strategy

Depends on whether you think the Breitbart crowd counts as political pros.

IME the attack bill shit is, at least partly, intended to satisfy a specific line of grievance that predates Trump's candidacy. It is a front line in the Republican civil war: angry white males on the hard right feeling that the GOP doesn't "fight." McCain famously correcting a fired-up supporter about Obama's decency; Christie hugging Obama during Sandy cleanup; Romney's dignified surrender instead of going for the jugular; congressional R's alleged caving to the Obama agenda (despite legislative obstruction, which they call "failure theater"). All spineless cucks.

They want a fighting fighter who fights. Someone who's not a milquetoast and who will bring the pain to the dems. They constantly and approvingly quote Lincoln's "I cannot spare this man; he fights" line about Grant.

The main right-wing critique of Trump's last debate performance was that he didn't hit back harder (not that he is a terrible person).

This line of thinking is just about the cathartic release of unbridled Id at this point - it is not about winning the election. To put it crudely, Trump already HAD the rape culture vote. He already had the douchey frat bros and PUAs and the neckbeard incel fedora crowd.

I dunno, maybe there are people out there who think "Aw, grow up, pollyanna, this is just how guys talk" is a winning electoral strategy. I don't think so, not when you're already 20 points behind with women.

(Which is not to say that only women and SNAG girlymen object - everyone should find Trump abhorrent, and it looks like enough will.)

i wanna fly like a beagle (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 8 October 2016 11:20 (seven years ago) link

Floored on Friday might be the best Magic Treehouse book.

This stuff has overshadowed both a hurricane and confirmation that Russia is directly meddling in the election. In Russia, pussy grabs you.

― Josh in Chicago

is there any more evidence than there was thursday, or just a formal accusation?

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Saturday, 8 October 2016 11:25 (seven years ago) link

Mike Drucker ‏@MikeDrucker 7h7 hours ago
TRUMP: We need to make an apology video.
STAFF: How do you want it to look?
TRUMP: Hmm. Let's go with a CD-ROM encyclopedia from 1995.

how's life, Saturday, 8 October 2016 11:37 (seven years ago) link

I do echo the feelings of posters upthread, along the lines of "THIS? and not the other thousand reasons?" Still, as an unapologetic partisan I will take it.

Oh, and, bonus dickhead: Corey Stewart, ladies and gentlemen:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/virginia-politics/trumps-va-chair-women-wont-mind-that-trump-acted-like-a-frat-boy-as-a-lot-of-guys-do/2016/10/07/74d002de-8ce7-11e6-bf8a-3d26847eeed4_story.html?hpid=hp_local-news_vatrump1134pm%3Ahomepage%2Fstory

It will be delicious if the orange ooze of the trumplosion takes down this fucker as well. He wants to be governor or possibly senator, and I want his career inexorably ruined by association (if not for the many minor evils he's already perpetrated).

i wanna fly like a beagle (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 8 October 2016 11:47 (seven years ago) link

Just saw a ridiculous Republicans Abroad woman on the BBC basically shrugging her shoulders and saying, "Well, that's men for you!" - the poor dears, they know no better - then going on to say partial responsibility must be shared with women who 'throw themselves at rich and powerful men and celebrities'.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Saturday, 8 October 2016 12:23 (seven years ago) link

that "attack bill" shit has to be coming directly from trump, right? A political pro would have be insane to think that re-litigating the impeachment is a good strategy

The bill Clinton fixation is a mixture of trumps projection and roger stone. Don't think ailes or even the breitbart mob are stupid enough.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 12:49 (seven years ago) link

I know the new Clinton email/speech leaks will be endlessly perused here, so imma just leave this:

https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/784554325645332480

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius),

what's the news?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 October 2016 12:49 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/sarahkendzior/status/784732117284433921

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Saturday, 8 October 2016 12:53 (seven years ago) link

Just saw a ridiculous Republicans Abroad woman on the BBC basically shrugging her shoulders and saying, "Well, that's men for you!" - the poor dears, they know no better - then going on to say partial responsibility must be shared with women who 'throw themselves at rich and powerful men and celebrities'.

― (SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Saturday, October 8, 2016 12:23 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jfc. sounds like someone's really angling for that special place in hell

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Saturday, 8 October 2016 12:53 (seven years ago) link

anyone seen fox this morning? top headline on the website includes "Republican lawmakers call for him to drop out", which seems noteworthy coming from them.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 13:03 (seven years ago) link

is there any more evidence than there was thursday, or just a formal accusation?

Not sure if this is that formal accusation or something new.

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/10/russia-conducted-wiki-hack-says-u-s-intelligence.html

Today the Department of Homeland security and the director of national intelligence announced they are confident the leaks were orchestrated by Russia and were intended to influence the election

otm in the rain (Eazy), Saturday, 8 October 2016 13:04 (seven years ago) link

omg scottie telling navarra not to say pussy because it's offensive and navarra blasting her that she finds it offensive now but not when trump said it
― Mordy, Saturday, October 8, 2016 12:44 AM (eight hours ago)

Yeah, pretty wild. And Hughes is on there this morning again--she must have had like four hours sleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nza-Oh-xMt4

clemenza, Saturday, 8 October 2016 13:09 (seven years ago) link

Lmao @ "in Russia, pussy grabs you"

Οὖτις, Saturday, 8 October 2016 13:10 (seven years ago) link

Billy Bush's apology (which actually contained the words "I'm very sorry") about 1000x more convincing than Trump's little Max Headroom hostage video.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 8 October 2016 13:11 (seven years ago) link

xp eazy - that doesn't look like "evidence", that looks like political theater. i've heard that word on the street is that this statement is mostly motivated by democrats in congress or w/e who think that a strong anti-russian stance will provide some political advantage.

i don't think they're right. who's going to listen to the conclusions the us intelligence services have reached based on undisclosed information? the american left, after us intelligence's claim that iraq possessed wmds? the american right, after us intelligence's declining to recommend clinton's indictment? russia, whose future is significantly staked on trump somehow winning this election?

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Saturday, 8 October 2016 13:23 (seven years ago) link

The most striking thing about the HRC speeches for me is that she seems to be further left on health care than I thought she was. "Bias against people who have led successful and/or complicated lives" is lol though.

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Saturday, 8 October 2016 13:28 (seven years ago) link

a lot of this stuff is like that leak where she's sympathizing w/ hard luck millennials where in context it's fine or even sympathetic but you can pull context-free quotes that look bad on their own - which is the reason i assumed she didn't want to leak them in the first place.

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 13:29 (seven years ago) link

leak release

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 13:30 (seven years ago) link

lol wow: https://twitter.com/DavMicRot/status/784608760987779072

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 13:38 (seven years ago) link

lord if only I'd thrown in money when Hillary sunk that one week

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 13:38 (seven years ago) link

These are terrible song lyrics.

https://twitter.com/ingrahamangle/status/784741614291865600

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 8 October 2016 13:43 (seven years ago) link

WHY are they calling these "lewd comments" and not "bragging about assaulting women"

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 13:57 (seven years ago) link

"they" = tv pundits mostly

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:00 (seven years ago) link

These are terrible song lyrics.

https://twitter.com/ingrahamangle/status/784741614291865600

― Ned Raggett

Fine by me

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:10 (seven years ago) link

lol @ Ingraham, as if this is the only disqualifying thing Trump has done in the last 12+ months and it is just coming out now to ruin his immaculate campaign.

Lifezette lols

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:14 (seven years ago) link

First they came for the sex perverts
And I let them
Because I'm a decent human being

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

What lesson will the GOP learn from this? Family values religious constitutional conservatism seems like the opposite of trump, so maybe they go there? In which case maybe Hillary could win 2020 too.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link

I'm waiting for a Trump surrogate to seize on the line "I moved on her and I failed--I'll admit it" and try to make the case that the video shows a very human Trump, humbled, vulnerable, taking ownership of his actions, realistic about his limitations, not the imperious blowhard he's been caricatured as. More presidential.

clemenza, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

"A lot of people have denigrated our campaign, but this response proves Trump acts very President when he's caught being rapey or doing illegal shit. And isn't that what you want in the White House - a guy who says "I'm sorry" meekly with his pants down?"

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link

btw, how mortified is Nancy O'Dell right now? Or maybe she's popping the cork on some champagne.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link

"shoulda thought something was amiss when he took me to Seaman's Furniture"

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:23 (seven years ago) link

The all-to-human inability to open the door to a motorcoach.

otm in the rain (Eazy), Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:23 (seven years ago) link

kinda surprised nobody has seized on the "don't most of you Democrats listen to rap? they say way worse" angle

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:27 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuQClJMW8AEuqls.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:27 (seven years ago) link

R-Ala.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:27 (seven years ago) link

haha daaaaaaaaamn

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:29 (seven years ago) link

he's losing the most immobile of the immobile

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:29 (seven years ago) link

New pundit on msnbc "gets it" and compared Trump to Cosby. Good -- hopefully that association will stick.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:30 (seven years ago) link

Hillary winning is jusy the beginning, if this gets more out of hand -- outtakes from the apprentice etc -- we should sed a blowout up and down the ticket.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:31 (seven years ago) link

oh my god how many other poor republicans are stuck channeling Ro-Man like Roby is right now. "I must- but I cannot!"

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

like do they really think Trump stepping aside would suddenly lead to better results, or is it just that they'd rather lose with someone more respectable? what's gonna make the low-info voters suddenly want to go with the new guy that they barely know anything about?

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:34 (seven years ago) link

Trump not being able to open the door was total Eoin Mclove (can't find a Youtube clip soz)

kinder, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:36 (seven years ago) link

kinda surprised nobody has seized on the "don't most of you Democrats listen to rap? they say way worse" angle

― Neanderthal, Saturday, October 8, 2016 9:27 AM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i've already seen it a few times on social media

serge thoroughgoods (will), Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:42 (seven years ago) link

I think its sort of weird this sexual harassment stuff is just getting attention now when it's been known for so long. Dont like conspiracy theories but it almost seems like some of the networks knew about this and sat on it bc the horror show of the trump campaign was good for ratings.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:45 (seven years ago) link

Neither Trump nor Pence is going to leave the ticket lol @ this suggestion

Οὖτις, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link

Or maybe networks and voters alike just realized that, in october, it wasnt funny anymore and so decided to take a hateful statement of his seriously for once

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link

It's too late anyway, ballots have been printed. NBC prob sat on tape for October surprise

flappy bird, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:49 (seven years ago) link

no but it's a measure of how done this is that someone in alabama is running away from him

the NRO ppl are talking about being #nevertrump in the past tense

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:49 (seven years ago) link

Trump/Pence urgently blowing up Ozymandias's cell right now

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:49 (seven years ago) link

Rs who have called on Trump to quit:

Rob Engstrom
Mike Coffman
Jon Huntsman
Chris Stewart
George Pataki
Barbara Comstock
Mike Lee
Ben Sasse

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:51 (seven years ago) link

other UT politicians too

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:51 (seven years ago) link

which is notable because in the past when there's been "dropout" noise, it's often been muted, one person tops. never so unified and swift.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link

the craziest thing is that none of what happened yesterday has been reflected in the polls yet

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/784767399442653184

"Certainly has been an interesting 24 hours!"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link

lol what a world eh donald!! if you can't laugh what can you do?!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link

lol ahh being flippant, why not when you've already lost I guess

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:53 (seven years ago) link

I kept waiting for one of the poll aggregators to say "we're suspending further forecasts cos this shit is done" last night

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:53 (seven years ago) link

Lol

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/784767399442653184?s=09

Οὖτις, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link

D'oh

Οὖτις, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link

Lol that tweet. What a shithead.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link

ppppolls is my guess for the first one to say this is done. they're the one that does polls like this

https://twitter.com/IanSams/status/784384963567316992

their twitter account got pretty strident for a pollster last night, e.g.

https://twitter.com/ppppolls/status/784565322397446144
https://twitter.com/ppppolls/status/784569893995806720
https://twitter.com/ppppolls/status/784567820688433152
https://twitter.com/ppppolls/status/784566406654353408

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:56 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxuYdzs4SS8

Trump a month ago, pleading with his advisors during his two weeks of relative discipline:

"Celebrity Donald, Apprentice Donald, Howard Stern Donald, bawdy Donald..."
"We love that Donald."
"Me too--and he's dying. If Politician Donald walks through that door, he will kill Independent Donald. A Donald divided against itself cannot stand."

Independent Donald has again taken charge.

clemenza, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:57 (seven years ago) link

he probably used a proxy to wager on himself losing a while back and is just driving up his earnings now.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:57 (seven years ago) link

Jon Huntsman is such a weirdo. The seemingly "reasonable, moderate" option in 2012 who gleefully blew up Romney's spot at every opportunity (partially on taxes but also for kowtowing to the extremist elements in the GOP IIRC), then turns around and vocally supports.. Trump all year. until now.

serge thoroughgoods (will), Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link

maybe they're taking the St Anger approach to make 2016's candidate so bad, that they can drag out someone as mediocre-to-bad in 2020 and bank on the relief of voters

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:59 (seven years ago) link

St Anger is the best Metallica album

flappy bird, Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link

NUKE THIS THREAD

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:02 (seven years ago) link

"red america" is slowly going to get smaller and more isolated and then suffocate to death. It sucks that so many of these people -- still! -- qualify their criticism of trump by saying they still think clinton would be a "disaster."

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:03 (seven years ago) link

But like, thats the deal with them. They don't want to be part of this society, which is becoming more diverse and socially progressive

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:04 (seven years ago) link

better the benedictine option than their previous political participation + influence

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:09 (seven years ago) link

Stay classy wikileaks
https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/784564871883087872?s=09

Οὖτις, Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link

oh well i guess she just lost the extremist saudi vote

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:12 (seven years ago) link

"Private jewish speech." Cool guys.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:13 (seven years ago) link

Also that Clinton statement is true! Salafism is a Saudi export!

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link

What is wikileaks implying?

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:17 (seven years ago) link

Are you for real w that

Οὖτις, Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:19 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFpFDyKeqyA

scott seward, Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:19 (seven years ago) link

Yeah. Idk what Jewish conspiracy wikileaks is alluding to by pointing out that hillary clinton correctly identified the geographical origin of sunni extremism

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:20 (seven years ago) link

i think treesh has a good question. i'm not sure how to unpack it. is he implying that hillary is willing to defame our islamic allies in secret jewish conspiracy? but that only makes sense if he doesn't actually know anything about saudi extremism or mainstream american opinion regarding it.

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link

hillary tells jewish group that saudis export extremism - literally cannot think of a single constituency this would be of note to

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link

"Private jewish speech." Cool guys.

Sorta halfway between wtf and lol here.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:23 (seven years ago) link

It's standard jewish banking conspiracy dogwhistle - actual content of speech is unrelated

Οὖτις, Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:24 (seven years ago) link

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14591692_10209313769534165_1833774248622768060_n.jpg?oh=0bb8b713d6bfd818e2fed6ea830ec09e&oe=5874A7A8

Yeah, "Red America" looks bigger than it is based on the electoral vote map, but nobody lives in these places. There are more people in just New York, LA and Chicago than in nearly all of the red states west of the Mississippi combined, excluding Texas.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:25 (seven years ago) link

Also they are a generationally defined conatituency, not just a geographical one. They're not gaining real ground with millennials -- i don't think alt-right/mra types will ever be a significant voting bloc and besides they are not really "republicans" anyway, just drawn to the right wing by default out of ressentiment

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

They're a dying party. In twenty years the two main parties will be a center-tight business party and a center-left social democratic type party -- the culture wars bullshit along with the more sadistic antigovernment ideas of reaganism will be swept into the dustbin of history. This might aound too sunny but i think thats where we're headed. The country will still face serious problems but i don't think we're going to face the same sort of opposition in the future. This trump circus feels like a death spasm

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link

20 yrs is overly optimistic

Οὖτις, Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

i think treesh has a good question. i'm not sure how to unpack it. is he implying that hillary is willing to defame our islamic allies in secret jewish conspiracy? but that only makes sense if he doesn't actually know anything about saudi extremism or mainstream american opinion regarding it.

I assume it was meant to be along the lines of 'Clinton will say one thing in private to one set of donors and another in public to court a different set'. The Wikileaks / Zerohedge position seems to be that Clinton is heavily reliant on Saudi backing and too sympathetic to them rather than 'o no, she's being mean to KSA' or w/e. Abysmal framing either way.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link


“I’d never withdraw. I’ve never withdrawn in my life,” Trump told the Washington Post in a phone call from his home in Trump Tower in New York. “No, I’m not quitting this race. I have tremendous support.”

“People are calling and saying, ‘Don’t even think about doing anything else but running,” Trump said when asked about GOP defections. “You have to see what’s going on. The real story is that people have no idea the support. I don’t know how that’s going to boil down but people have no idea the support.

“Running against her,” Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton, makes keeping the party behind him easier, Trump added.

“It’s because she’s so bad. She’s so flawed as a candidate. Running against her, I can’t say it’d be the same if I ran against someone else, but running against her makes it a lot easier, that’s for sure.”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link

Haha oh NOW he'll talk to WaPo?

Οὖτις, Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

Just don't stop talking, Donald. If there's a supermarket freebie nearby, talk to them too. If there is a pause in the conversation, seize the opportunity. Don't let a moment of silence pass.

Hillary, just pull up a good book and chill.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

" In twenty years the two main parties will be a center-tight business party and a center-left social democratic type party"

you mean like it was up until about 1984 when shit started to get weird

akm, Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link

One step forward here has been taking "rape culture" from being an idea (and one that could seem loaded with bias) into something vivid and literal: more everyday than Cosby (locker-room banter) but so clearly toxic.

otm in the rain (Eazy), Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link

"“It’s because she’s so bad. She’s so flawed as a candidate. Running against her, I can’t say it’d be the same if I ran against someone else, but running against her makes it a lot easier, that’s for sure.”"

that's true, but it says something about him and his candidacy that his chances of winning right now are like, 5%.

akm, Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:54 (seven years ago) link

You have no idea the support

look at the morning people (Jon not Jon), Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:59 (seven years ago) link

Eazy otm

sleeve, Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:59 (seven years ago) link

Neanderthal, I have definitely seen the "rap lyrics are worse" angle at http://ace.mu.nu/ (my go-to window into horrible right-wing bullshit). I don't remember if it was there on r/the_donald or not. But it's absolutely being played.

My fantasy is that HRC could ice all those lines of attack by saying: "Bill Clinton isn't running for president. Donald Trump is. While we're at it, Lil Wayne is not running for president either. Now, to quote a certain businessman, those are distractions from the issues that really matter."

But I know it's not that simple.

Oh and, not to trivialize the very real issues at hand: This is not someone I am going furniture-shopping with:

http://cdn.lifezette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/HOUSE.jpg

burqini kill (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 8 October 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

I wonder if either Nancy O'Dell or the actress from Days of our Lives (Arianne Zucker I guess) will make a comment on this

akm, Saturday, 8 October 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

If he weren't such a blight on everything worth preserving in a civilized society, I could almost feel bad for Trump. He's so profoundly mentally ill that I think he genuinely doesn't realize what's happening. But all the more reason to completely carpet bomb his chances of ever holding elected office.

People Have No Idea The Support (Old Lunch), Saturday, 8 October 2016 16:10 (seven years ago) link

Like his famed cubic zirconium cufflinks, I have to wonder how much of the gold in Trump's decor is just leaf. Or possibly spray paint.

People Have No Idea The Support (Old Lunch), Saturday, 8 October 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

otm Phil:

"Red America" looks bigger than it is based on the electoral vote map, but nobody lives in these places.

That's why I like proportional cartograms like

https://lanekenworthy.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/presidentialelection2012-cartogram-states-redandblue.png?w=440&h=294

Or the one 538 uses with hexagons for electoral votes. Much more informative than a Mercator projection showing the mountain west and old Confederacy forming a Big Red L.

burqini kill (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 8 October 2016 16:16 (seven years ago) link

I think at some point the completely boorish attitudes and actions are part of this feedback loop where people think themselves respected and powerful and fail to realize that eventually people are doing things due to you notional economic/social power and not at all due to respect. Any respect for someone who ends up being a serial groper/harasser/rapist evaporates, but these people either don't care that what they're capitalizing on is fear and not respect, or the change has happened gradually enough that they don't care.

I really think people like Trump see no line between respect and fear.

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Saturday, 8 October 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

http://election.princeton.edu/2016/10/08/what-color-is-the-swan/#more-17785

The insta-consensus among commentators is that somehow this event is a cause of Trump’s electoral doom. I think the logic is backwards – to me, the growing obviousness of his doom created an environment for this story to blow up. The genuinely new development is the impact for downticket – in both the Senate and the House.

In one common sentiment, catching Trump on tape bragging about groping women without consent is somehow a last straw that has caused supporters to desert him, starting off with GOP Reps. Jason Chaffetz (district Partisan Voting Index R+25%) and Martha Roby (R+17%), and Utah governors Gary Herbert (current) and Jon Huntsman (former). Taniel’s running tally of GOP reactions is here. Some PEC readers think this is a black swan – an unexpected anomaly that moves everything.

[...]

I would argue that this weekend’s public blowback is triggered by a growing realization of what will happen on November 8th. After the first debate, it became obvious that Trump was going to lose the general election. Clinton’s bounceback is small, but by modern (i.e. post-1996) standards it looks large. There isn’t enough time for opinion to shift back (for instance, within my random diffusion assumption), especially given the natural setpoint of the race (my Bayesian prior that assumes regression to the mean). In other words, people’s intuitions started telling them that time had run out for Trump.

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

i think the comments are legitimately horrifying but this is a good point as well - it's an incident that bc of the current climate has taken on greater significance. it's not that this is particularly bad compared to previous comments + stories but that it has reached a boiling point.

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link

That's why I like proportional cartograms like

― burqini kill (Ye Mad Puffin)

stop it some of us have already started drinking

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Saturday, 8 October 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link

my god that's what new jersey looks like in my nightmares

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Saturday, 8 October 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link

Loooool

https://twitter.com/NolteNC/status/784761875653353472

JoeStork, Saturday, 8 October 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link

"The insta-consensus among commentators is that somehow this event is a cause of Trump’s electoral doom. I think the logic is backwards – to me, the growing obviousness of his doom created an environment for this story to blow up."

xps Yeah this is what it looks like to me. Seems this whole campaign has been headed towards a critical mass of people SAYING 'this is the end for me' whatever the actual turning point, as well as others believing that everyone else sees [x point] as the end for them.

kinder, Saturday, 8 October 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link

wow @NolteNC, that's some serious wishful thinking there

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 8 October 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link

something Trump's supporters seem to excel at

sleeve, Saturday, 8 October 2016 16:36 (seven years ago) link

trump's admission that he didn't score on this particular occasion a masterful plea to the overlooked beta male demographic

Pence isn't making today's Wisconsin appearance. Don't know if it was his decision or Ryan's, but looool

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 8 October 2016 16:54 (seven years ago) link

T/S: "you have no idea the support" vs "somebody set us up the bomb"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 8 October 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

i read pence pulled out.

akm, Saturday, 8 October 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link

he talks really strangely

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 8 October 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link

dude is probably seriously rethinking his life choices

akm, Saturday, 8 October 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link

You guys please tell me GOP can't actually make some kind of insane "Trump agrees to resign on inauguration day" swapout deal

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 8 October 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

i think enten over at fivethirtyeight makes a good point here:

"Also, although I may sound like it at times, I am not of Donald Trump’s age. But my father was. And my father, at times, I would say, was not a creepy old man, but a… sexy senior citizen. But I never once heard anything remotely close to these comments [from him]. Not once. And I think we’d be giving Trump a pass if we said that “men of a certain era” speak this way."

yeah i can relate to that. my dad, who fortunately is no longer around to see any of this, was a self-proclaimed "dirty old man" who hit on every single woman he saw. he was also a congenital liar. also, he was insane. despite all that, he did not talk like that. ever.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Saturday, 8 October 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

Scottie Nell Hughes now has a perpetual look on her face like she just watched one of her children get devoured by a pack of wolves.

People Have No Idea The Support (Old Lunch), Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link

xp my father is 71 and while he may have talked like that on the streets of Brooklyn in the early 50s or in Vietnam, he sure hasn't for my entire life.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/reidepstein/status/784793568267284480

Ben Carson still stands with Trump "100%," Armstrong Williams tells me. Of lewd tape: "It's no different from what you hear in rap music."

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

Maybe Trump should use "Stick Talk" for his campaign appearance intro music

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

Tyler the Creator for president

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

Armstrong Williams tells me. Of lewd tape: "It's no different from what you hear in rap music."

Fucking idiot.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

Hehehe https://twitter.com/philiprucker/status/784804121396346881

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

i wonder how long before camile paglia chimes in to tell us pussy grabbing hearkens back to the classical age of greek gods and hence Trump is the new Zeus (also, daughter fucking)

akm, Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link

Were they too stupid to realizs something like this would come out??? Listen to the Howard stern tapes bro!

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link

Lol akm

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link

Pence will leak how upset he is. He'll semaphore it like crazy. But publically he will only express a certain regret and a desire to move on.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

A source close to Trump camp told me Pence and his team are “absolutely apoplectic,” "melting down” and "inconsolable.”

OK who else heard "absolutely apoplectic" in Daffy Duck's voice

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

i wonder how long before camile paglia chimes in to tell us pussy grabbing hearkens back to the classical age of greek gods and hence Trump is the new Zeus (also, daughter fucking)

― akm, Saturday, October 8, 2016

Tuesday.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

Zeus also killed his father. Great role model.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

Could pence quit if trump doesn't?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

Citing a need to spend more time with his family?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

was wondering the same thing --- if he did, who in their right mind would step up and take the role of vp

jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link

Ivanka, duh

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:34 (seven years ago) link

Rudy

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:34 (seven years ago) link

ailes

mark s, Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

Cosby

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

Idk. Dude is such a cartoon villain of a person. Anyone who has defended him through the course of this election seems ridiculous.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

He's an assaulter of women, a promoter of violence, and a one time leader of a lynch mob

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:37 (seven years ago) link

Like, the central park 5 thing should have been more than enough for even the most repressed conservative in denial anout their own sublimated racism to deapise him. He wanted to change the law to execute children. He still maintains that these men were guilty

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link

The ad is a paean to "hatred." Like, in the literal sense in that he says he wants to be allowed to "hate" criminals rather than see crime as a complex social problem

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link

All of this is gratuitous to say on this board I guess but I still don't think we should forget about trumps
Enablers in the coming years

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

The only thing pence is apopleptic about is his political fortune moving forward

Οὖτις, Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:54 (seven years ago) link

I really hope the Dems can capitalize on this in an effective way. They are shockingly bad at twisting the knife. EVERY Republican needs to be painted with the Trump brush. Even if they're able to bribe him to get out or there are some last-minute brokered shenanigans, the GOP needs to be synonymous with Trump for the foreseeable future. The way it should be synonymous with Sarah Palin, or that asshole Texas LT Gov tweeting about how those gays in Orlando "reaped what they sowed", or the Georgia Senator who read the verse from Psalm wishing an untimely death on Obama - the list goes on. These aren't talk radio loons. Excepting Palin, these are high-ranking office-holders. Even 'normal' guys like Paul Ryan should be tainted by the very fact that he has an (R) after his name

serge thoroughgoods (will), Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link

How often is Hillary campaigning with senators in key races? Obama? I haven't seen much discussion.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 October 2016 18:02 (seven years ago) link

I don't know how much campaigning she's doing (outside of swing states), but much of the loot from fundraisers goes to the DNC and state parties.

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Saturday, 8 October 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

this is key:

In the immediate aftermath, however, the controversy could freeze a final tranche of big donations that were set to flow to super PACs such as Great America PAC.

“We are in a very precarious place when it comes to raising money,” said Rollins, who has been counting on a contributions that have been pledged but have yet to materialize.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 October 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

Backing Trump atm is the same as throwing one's money down a rat hole. And a particularly turd-bestrewn one at that.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

Just saw that. RNC cutting bait.

Οὖτις, Saturday, 8 October 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link

trump's admission that he didn't score on this particular occasion

Interesting; I'll watching carefully to see if the PUA alt-right crowd will soon decamp from Trump and look past him to a hypothetical next hero, someone virile enough not to be even concerned with what women will "let" them do.

"Trump didn't manage to nail that stuck-up bitch, even though she should by rights have acquiesced to his male power. And then he spinelessly apologized! Clearly Trump's a beta cuck loser. Another betrayal. Next time we need a REAL alpha male. KURGAN '20!"

burqini kill (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 8 October 2016 18:39 (seven years ago) link

is there anything more revolting than mra idiom and ideology?

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/784819461719293952

lol at the idea trump gets to pick his replacement

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

"as the owner of a 1984 Pontiac Sunbird, abortion is immoral and repulsive"

― Neanderthal, Friday, October 7, 2016 9:20 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i lol'd

goole, Saturday, 8 October 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link

can you imagine how unprepared he's going to be on sunday

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link

They cant make trump out and even if he did they couldnt replace the ticket, it's too late

Οὖτις, Saturday, 8 October 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

Out = quit

Stupid phone

Οὖτις, Saturday, 8 October 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

which republican states go for hillary now. iowa certainly. but utah? nebraska? arizona?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link

not fair, but 538 has hillary down today on the USC/LAT poll btw

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link

Dems taking Utah would be bizarre - so nuts that its even a possibility

Οὖτις, Saturday, 8 October 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/ItsTonyNow/status/784763262768254976

TRUMP'S IDEA OF LOCKER ROOM TALK: I love sex crimes.
ACTUAL LOCKER ROOM TALK: Jesus, that old man is using the hand dryer on his asshole.

goole, Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

Given everything we know about trump, do repubs actually think he will step down? Like, what is the benefit would there be to him?

intheblanks, Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link

chances she ditches him after the election?

serge thoroughgoods (will), Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link

Oh gurl, it's only been 24 hours since this came out. He hasn't had enough time to apologize for everything he's done behind your back yet.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link

Dems taking Utah would be bizarre - so nuts that its even a possibility

If half of Trump's voters go to Evan McConnill, he could win the state.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

For 80 years, the Deseret News has not entered into the troubled waters of presidential endorsement. We are neutral on matters of partisan politics. We do, however, feel a duty to speak clearly on issues that affect the well-being and morals of the nation.

Accordingly, today we call on Donald Trump to step down from his pursuit of the American presidency.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link

"Focus on the important issues, like what Bill Clinton did 20 years ago..."

burqini kill (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link

Given everything we know about trump, do repubs actually think he will step down? Like, what is the benefit would there be to him?

― intheblanks, Saturday, October 8, 2016 8:14 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is this more about the republicans trying to disassociate themselves from Trump and salvage what's left of their reputation rather than anyone actually thinking he will withdraw? or do they think there a way that Trump can be convinced that he will save more face than by going now?

soref, Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link

this is about the republicans trying to disassociate themselves from Trump and salvage what's left of their reputations

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:24 (seven years ago) link

xp omg

sleeve, Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:28 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/AshleyRParker/status/784830673773289477

This morning, Pence called Trump and told him he had to handle the next 48 hours alone. He didn't think he'd be an effective surrogate.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:28 (seven years ago) link

He should stand by his man.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:29 (seven years ago) link

as an example of how bad 538 is when it's someone other than nate silver doing the writing, the headline article posted at 2pm today was

"Will The Trump Tape Have A Bigger Effect On The Race Than Past Controversies?"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link

the deseret news editorial contains the line

"America’s locker rooms deserve better."

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:33 (seven years ago) link

Ha, I almost added that to my pull quote but I wanted to ensure I didn't get scooped

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

I wonder if Trump supporter show the same sympathy they are giving Trump to the cashier at Piggly Wiggly who gave them incorrect change

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:37 (seven years ago) link

trying to imagine the questions at the town hall tomorrow

"Mr Trump - you have recently come under criticism for inappropriate conversations made about women's genitalia--"

'Oh RELAX, goddammit, I obviously ain't gonna grab YOURS!'

(audible gasps)

'...b-b-because I'm a changed man now, you see...as of 12:23 am'

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

cc soto

https://twitter.com/JRBoh/status/784837439336640512

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link

I'm not 59 anymore.(xp)

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link

Emma RollerVerified account
‏@emmaroller
I am very sorry to inform the GOP that despite their protests, they must carry this candidate to term

savvinesslessness (map), Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link

re: the rap lyric discussion, I've now started to see it too. the 'funny' thing being that both Rick Ross and Too $hort got eviscerated in the mainstream and hip-hop press for saying things like what Trump said. it isn't like rapey lyrics get a free pass (albeit, admittedly, some very vile, sexist shit does get excused in rap and that's a valid convo, but point being saying rapey stuff in hip-hop doesn't go unnoticed).

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link

cc soto

https://twitter.com/JRBoh/status/784837439336640512

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), S

I'm not endorsing Trump.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link

(Not new though, but presented as such because of last night?) xp

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link

not new comments, it says "newly uncovered", so I don't know if that means 'unaired' or 'we just looked for the first time'

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

Cruz's Trump endorsement is looking better all the time.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link

afaict there are no extant, established procedures for expelling a candidate from the party nomination - only ones for if he dies, takes ill or drops out of his own volition. he ain't dropping out, and the fried chicken hasn't killed him yet

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

i will never understand why cruz ended up endorsing him, weeks after the convention

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link

btw the only correct answer to the question "can I call your daughter a piece of ass" is five fingers to the face

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link

xp Because Ted needed to tamp down all those claims that he's a genius.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Xaw7Jdm.png

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link

re: the rap lyric discussion, I've now started to see it too. the 'funny' thing being that both Rick Ross and Too $hort got eviscerated in the mainstream and hip-hop press for saying things like what Trump said. it isn't like rapey lyrics get a free pass (albeit, admittedly, some very vile, sexist shit does get excused in rap and that's a valid convo, but point being saying rapey stuff in hip-hop doesn't go unnoticed).

― Neanderthal

freddie gibbs for president

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Saturday, 8 October 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link

Lol @ paul ryans evasiveness

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 20:13 (seven years ago) link

"This is not what we are here to talk about"

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 20:13 (seven years ago) link

will probably be several "SWEEP THE LEG" posters at tomorrow's debate

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link

A third rate talking head of the kind that populate FOX News on a late Saturday afternoon said what Trump said has "no comparison" compared to Bill Clinton and Juanita Broaddrick and FDR and Missy Le Hand.

What did FDR do to Missy besides work her into a stroke?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 October 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

Broaddrick testified under oath that they had a consensual relationship. Ivana testified that they didn't.

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

donald trump is just reflecting reality. he's the white CNN.

scott seward, Saturday, 8 October 2016 20:31 (seven years ago) link

no wai

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 8 October 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

When you've lost Tic Tac...

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 8 October 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

he's not doing well w/the candy demographic

self-clowning cozen of ILX (cozen), Saturday, 8 October 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link

has Blo Pop made a statement yet

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 October 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link

All Pence events have been removed from the Trump website.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 8 October 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link

Jeez

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

Such a slimeball hypocrite. Everyone always knew Trump talked like this. The Howard Stern tapes were around during the primaries.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

re: Pence events. Wau. If Pence pulls out that would be amazeballs.

I didn't think Trompe would be viable as a general-election candidate with the spectacle of a contested convention in his rear-view mirror. While it wasn't contested, it was contentious (and dispiritingly disorganized). Not cripplingly so.

If his running mate were to leave the ticket (or even be seen to be threatening to leave), that would be zomg-level and epic. His candidacy would survive - too much of the base as already made it clear they want him and no one else.

But how would he maintain that his presidency would be marked by the best hiring, truly the best, of the greatest people?

"Hi, I'm Donald J. Trump. I'm on my third wife, my fifth campaign manager, and my third-choice running mate! Vote for me because of my good judgment and excellent people skills!"

burqini kill (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

plz plz plz VP giuliani

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

VP mike tyson

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link

Mccain withdraws endorsement

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:08 (seven years ago) link

tbf, no one in the GOP leadership knew how to proceed once the #NeverTrump 'movement' fizzled so badly. otoh, it's impossible to feel sorry for them, since they are the ones who created the GOP in its current form and trump's nomination is just a YUGE chicken that came home to roost and has shit all over their deplorable party.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:08 (seven years ago) link

This is a very strange moment. Many or most Trump voters are super pissed at the various republicans who have spoken out against him. This is very quickly shaping up as a major break between the two sides of the party. Any move to replace Trump would probably lead to utter chaos.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

If Pence does quit, it will be a bigger fiasco than McGovern/Eagleton.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link

look on the bright side: Trump is an American hero for unintentionally decimating the GOP as we knew it.

flappy bird, Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

I think this is already historicallt fiascotrophic

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

mccain is a mess but i'm still happy to see him finally unendorse

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

Xp

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

i'm sure trump's preparations for the debate tomorrow are going very smoothly right now

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

He's going to be a maniac tomorrow and the whole event will be a national disgrace. I feel depressed about the sordidness of all this.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link

look on the bright side: Trump is an American hero for unintentionally decimating the GOP as we knew it.

on the other hand, it has also had the effect of making assholes like mike pence seem like relatively reasonable people. the thought of 2020 makes me want to rip my eyeballs out but it could be challenging for democrats

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link

look on the bright side: Trump is an American hero for unintentionally decimating the GOP as we knew it.

― flappy bird, Saturday, October 8, 2016 11:11 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have little confidence that whatever new factions or parties growing out of the GOP's ashes will be better than the GOP

Xp

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link

Just now catching up but agree with the point mentioned up thread:

This is the equiv to the Hannibal Buress line that wound up finally collapsing Cosby after years of evidence and accusations couldn't, right? This one sorta smallish thing from a very different context just separate enough to reverberate even louder and by its difference, add to the existing rumbling and just shake the whole edifice apart

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:21 (seven years ago) link

It will be better. The ppl who mostly support the red/blue "culture war" narrative are old, so there will be less of them with each new cycle.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:21 (seven years ago) link

As tempting as it is to imagine the GOP's control of Congress crumbling like a sugar cube dropped into boiling water, I expect there will be no essential changes to the political script we've seen playing out since 1994, just a couple of minor tweaks to get the noise machine tuned up and pointed at HRC. It should be in place and functioning smoothly even before she takes the oath.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:22 (seven years ago) link

But they will not have the coherency of the GOP machine to deliver the guaranteed c.35% either.

And the 2020 challenger is likely to have lost to trump this year. That's a serious stick to have in your hand as president Clinton.

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/guypbenson/status/784863254149369856

aint no michael-jackson-popcorn.gif large enough right now

frogbs, Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link

It all comes down to whether she has the votes in Congress or not.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

the timing on this w/ the hurricane was good

savvinesslessness (map), Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

nothing like a natural disaster to make doofus hearts bleed for the weaker sex

savvinesslessness (map), Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link

For some reason when something like this - something that has a prominent strange phrase involved - my first instinct is to see who got the jump on registering the domain name.

The whois info and IP address are obscured but the domain grabthembythepussy.com was registered about five hours before the WaPo article (assuming eastern time zone timestamps) and permanently redirects to it. I love thinking that someone in the Post's IT / intellectual property thought to register this and set it up ahead of time.

joygoat, Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

Depends on which hurricane.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

Countdown to right-wing claims that HRC caused the hurricane in 3, 2, 1....

I have little confidence that whatever new factions or parties growing out of the GOP's ashes will be better than the GOP

Who cares, as long as there's more than one of them? At the national level, they will never again coalesce around one candidate. Last GOP president = W. Last candidate of the united GOP = Trompe. The ugliest possible bookends for what began with Lincoln.

That's a serious stick to have in your hand

That's what sh.... aw, never mind, too easy.

burqini kill (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

i hope when people look back they don't think it this tape that did it. i hope they remember "drumpf"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link

aint no michael-jackson-popcorn.gif large enough right now

gotta be n-word right?

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link

given trump's history the n-word seems almost a certainty. the real only trick would be finding the recording.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:35 (seven years ago) link

http://predictwise.com/politics/2016-congress-house

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link

Overall House Control After 2016 Election
GOP 231-240 Seats 38 %
GOP 218-230 Seats 32 %
DEM >= 218 Seats 24 %
GOP 241-250 Seats 5 %
GOP >=251 Seats 1 %

that was like 12% this morning

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link

this whole kerfuffle has pushed me into fb rant mode, I don't know if this will reach anyone who can be swayed, but anyway:

Dear Republicans,

Your party is collapsing in front of your eyes. If you think your candidate can be replaced, there's millions of Trump supporters who think otherwise and you will come face-to-face with them if you try to walk away.

And they would be right. You own this mess. For decades, you have promoted policies and messages that are simply a more subtle form of the hateful ideas coming from the Trump campaign. You've been able to finesse it and hide it under a lot of nice-sounding talk while running our country into the ground piece by piece. But you can't hide it anymore.

If you are truly disgusted or horrified by what you are seeing from your candidate, feel free to stay home on election day. Or vote for a Democratic party that is more than ready to actually govern this country and raise it up, which is something your leaders have been unwilling to do ever since they gained control of Congress. This is what you must do if you are finally realizing that you are stuck with a morally bankrupt candidate and party.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

Compelled to share:

http://i.imgur.com/RnD3H2j.jpg

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Saturday, 8 October 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

The only way I could see Trump voluntarily stepping down is if he's clued into the content of the upcoming oppo hits. then again i still don't think he'd drop out even if he was using the n-word

flappy bird, Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link

what's the upshot to him stepping down? he'd rather lose for real on election day

flappy bird, Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:01 (seven years ago) link

That Keillor piece is even more amazing now

You are in the old tradition of locker room ranting and big honkers in the steam room, sitting naked, talking man talk, griping about the goons and ginks and lousy workmanship and the uppity broads and the great lays and how you vanquished your enemies at the bank. Profanity is your natural language and vulgar words so as not to offend the Christers but the fans can still hear it and that's something they love about you. You are their guy. You are losing and so are they but they love you for it.

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:04 (seven years ago) link

odds for the republican nominee in utah on predictit

http://i.imgur.com/sfq3lUu.png

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link

IA, AZ and GA very similar, not quite as steep

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link

this sounds crazy but more than once I've wondered if Trump has a gun, and what the consequences to his psyche would be of a national humiliation, not just on election day, but around these sorts of exposes. and what he might do. you hear these stories about psychopath dads who literally see their family as an extension of themselves so when they decide to commit suicide they decide everybody has to go. i used to think that no matter what happened on election night he was set up for a free ride on the right-wing gravy train for life, but he has made himself so toxic not even the rightiest righties will want him. and the value of his "brand" is now somewhere between the molten magma mantle and the earth's inner core. so all these new hotels and golf courses or whatever the fuck dumbshit ventures he continues to blow money on are either going to totally tank or he's going to have to unload them at firesale prices to be rebranded by somebody who hasn't made a laughingstock of themselves to literally the entire world. and yeah, i just wonder what that level of impotence will feel like to a guy who has spent his entire life trying to prove that he's the most potent mf'er on earth.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link

ha i'm seeing now that the keillor piece makes many of these points

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:11 (seven years ago) link

hahahaha nice

I got a decent amount on Hillary -190 right after Trump's speech at the RNC - was convinced at that point he couldn't win

His odds went from -280 to -400 as soon as this story dropped. Managed to put a good sum on it anyway, now the line's off the board entirely

frogbs, Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:11 (seven years ago) link

trump winning TX down 10% over the last 24h to 75% too, could it really be?!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:13 (seven years ago) link

IA looks like democratic winning is trading higher? xxxp am i looking at the wrong link? https://www.predictit.org/Market/2116/Which-party-will-win-Iowa-in-the-2016-presidential-election

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:14 (seven years ago) link

yeah that chart is republican win, it's your chart upside down

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:15 (seven years ago) link

over/under on national polls when at the end of next week? +12%?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:18 (seven years ago) link

I think Trump has probably been thinking about how he can monetize this legion of followers

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link

at this point trump winning seems about as plausible as the nazis winning world war ii, and i feel like people are talking about the two possibilities in the same terms.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link

The Nazi have a better chance of winning the election than Trump.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:25 (seven years ago) link

That Keillor piece is even more amazing now

― blonde redheads have more fun

man, he lost me on the first line

"The cap does not look good on you, it's a duffer's cap,"

fuck you and your "artistic" comma splice, garry

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:25 (seven years ago) link

Eh?

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:31 (seven years ago) link

that was excessively mean-spirited of me. i apologize for my grammar pedantry.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:32 (seven years ago) link

it should be a semi-colon

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:32 (seven years ago) link

It matches his spoken cadence perfectly though. I'm pedantic as hell, but I liked that piece and how well he made me hear his voice, comma splices and all.

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:37 (seven years ago) link

I should have specified that this won't collapse the GOP, but it does take down the rest of Trump support

GOP gunna be around for decades, due to the animating beliefs/psychoses/ressentiments along with everything else

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:37 (seven years ago) link

I was with friends this afternoon who (somehow) hadn't heard anything of Trump's mess when I got there. I got them to turn on CNN so they could see the clip, then said "This should be something" when Ryan stepped up to speak.

God, he was terrible. For a guy who's been positioning himself for 2020 the entire election, I don't get his non-statement at all.

clemenza, Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:38 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/784821706959360000

so i went over to r/the_donald and apparently some ppl think that this whole fiasco was orchestrated by the GOP?

jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:41 (seven years ago) link

When your entire world-view is comprised of resentment, irrational fears and conspiracy theories...

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:45 (seven years ago) link

clemenza, why are you watching CNN

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:48 (seven years ago) link

just because a bush was involved in the conversation? BS. if the Bushes had this months ago, don't you think they would have used this when Jeb! was still in the race? Jeb is probably kicking billy's ass all over their compound (do they have a compound?)

akm, Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:49 (seven years ago) link

I imagine more of a Neverland ranch sitch

los blue jeans, Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:51 (seven years ago) link

what happens when he loses? like everything else it is never his fault, so it's probably the GOP establishment who stabbed him in the back who did it.

also realize trump and most of his closest advisors are living in a conspiracy media bubble where the explanation for what's happening right now is hypocrisy because the mainstream media is attacking him and ignoring the "bill and hillary actually abused women" story that they believe is true

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:51 (seven years ago) link

i mean they might not've had it before February when Jeb dropped out. that the Bushes orchestrated this for revenge is p plausible imo

flappy bird, Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:51 (seven years ago) link

xp: I'm looking at the guardhouses on the long drive on StreetView.

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:52 (seven years ago) link

Republican candidates still thought Trump would irrevocably offend his own supporters when Jeb! dropped out, IIRC.

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:54 (seven years ago) link

the bit about queens seemed a touch sniffy

self-clowning cozen of ILX (cozen), Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

Walker's Point. I've biked past there. Looks pretty chill actually - a good-sized vacation house for a large extended family, with some mostly normal-sized outbuildings. No gargoyles, parapets, anti-aircraft guns, dungeons, or Cheney-designed torture chambers. (That one can see, anyway.)

burqini kill (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 8 October 2016 22:56 (seven years ago) link

daria-g:

what happens when he loses? like everything else it is never his fault, so it's probably the GOP establishment who stabbed him in the back who did it.

That storyline is already under construction.

It used to gall me; I wanted conservatives to not simply lose, but to know that they lost because their ideas are not general-election winners any more.

Now I am deciding that I don't care. Let the GOP civil war continue; let both sides believe themselves to be the true guardians of freedom. The squabble keeps them out of national power, and can potentially complicate every downballot race as well.

Seems a reasonably palatable way to pass the time until the next census and redistricting, at which point the angry white old guy demographic is either changed or swamped out of prominence.

burqini kill (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

the 'piece of ass' comment re: Ivanka... this probably would have been enough to sink him earlier this week, right? how much damage is it even going to do at this point? I dream of a massive electoral college blowout

akm, Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:11 (seven years ago) link

at least two more leaks to come - one worse than this one? i don't think massive electoral college blowout is unreasonable

Mordy, Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:14 (seven years ago) link

how dumb are these trumpist twitter guys arguing that real voters don't care and trump can still win? trump has no money and no field organization and no strategy and no GOTV

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link

clemenza, why are you watching CNN

Primarily by default--nowhere else to keep up--but I'm not a CNN hater. People I like, people I can't stand, no different than anything else.

clemenza, Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:19 (seven years ago) link

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/a-tumultuous-day-in-the-life-of-a-republican-senate-candidate/2016/10/08/7ba08728-8d8c-11e6-bf8a-3d26847eeed4_story.html

“I’m a woman, and I don’t think a woman should be president,” said Yvonne Cline, 59.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:19 (seven years ago) link

"at least two more leaks to come - one worse than this one?" wait where did this come from?

akm, Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:25 (seven years ago) link

I like how the media is calling this out. When Schwarzenegger was running for governor, his participation in a gangbang didn't get traction, with reporters shrugging it off by assuming it was consensual. Ivana's description of Trump forcing sex on her against a wall didn't get traction, despite the Trump campaign's response being that marital rape didn't exist in the 80s.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:28 (seven years ago) link

can't wait. i imagine one might be the child rape charge which hasn't exactly been hidden but has had zero mainstream news. though there was some change in this the other day; maybe they found something that lent it more credibility than it had before

akm, Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:36 (seven years ago) link

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g) wrote this on thread I will keep doing, but not worth it! The 2016 Presidential Primary Voting Thread on board I Love Everything on Feb 27, 2016

somehow none of the rival GOP campaigns looked into any of this? malpractice
http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/donald-trump-said-a-lot-of-gross-things-about-women-on-howar

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g) wrote this on thread I will keep.. on Feb 27, 2016

it's crazy to me that the rival GOP campaigns have hardly attacked him at all so far, everyone just assuming he'd go away by now i suppose. stuff like the crass, extremely offensive audio clips from the stern show have to be barely scratching the surface of the available damaging material

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g) wrote this on thread Il Douché and His Discontents.. on Mar 7, 2016

bullying a woman face to face in a debate is still a bad look even for trump (he just waits until later on twitter or whatever because he has some kind of psychological issue where he can't let anything go without responding with some stupid tirade)

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g) wrote this on thread Il Douché.. on Mar 8, 2016

this guy is messed up psychologically

like seriously why isn't this attack #1? he's unstable. he has some kind of personality disorder.

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g) wrote this on thread Il Douché.. on Mar 16, 2016

don't be scared, organize

trump has said and done enough already to have by far the most negative approval ratings of all the candidates (and it's not even close) and the democrats haven't even BEGUN to drop oppo research on him

all the audio of him saying hateful and degrading things about women

What I said was exactly correct!! I should be a newscaster because I called it before the news!!!

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:38 (seven years ago) link

Trump retweeted juanita broaddrick

Treeship, Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:39 (seven years ago) link

daria-g has been otm in this thread

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:41 (seven years ago) link

he's going to go desperate and hard tomorrow night. hillary is probably preparing for every possible eventuality, or should be.

nomar, Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:42 (seven years ago) link

She could own him so hard by directly answering every audience question and never looking at him or acknowledging he's the candidate

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:42 (seven years ago) link

heheh i had to go back through my old posts because all year my mother as usual has been fretting about the election and i could swear i told her over and over, mom, don't worry, there is a YUGE amount of damaging trump material that is going to be released once they've nominated him

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:44 (seven years ago) link

your mom and my mom (and everyone's mom) should have had a worry-off, i fielded so many calls from mine and i had to talk her down a few times.

nomar, Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:46 (seven years ago) link

cnn now playing more howard stern clips that buzzfeed (now kfile) andrew and his team dug up

WHY DID NO REPUBLICANS LOOK INTO THIS BEFORE

it's not like howard stern is an obscure program

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:47 (seven years ago) link

to be fair my mother excessive worrying about this election partially caused by living in trump country

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:48 (seven years ago) link

to be fair my mother excessive worrying about this election partially caused by living in trump country

tbf, the very fact that there is such a place as "trump country" should worry all of us.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:50 (seven years ago) link

cnn chyron right this moment:

TRUMP TO STERN: IT'S OK TO CALL IVANKA A "PIECE OF A**"

no one could have predicted researchers might find this

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:50 (seven years ago) link

does juanita broaddrick have any credibility whatsoever? asking seriously.

akm, Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:50 (seven years ago) link

CNN chyron the real MVP

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:52 (seven years ago) link

agree that daria-g has been bringing the wisdom

not a funny topic, granted, but I confess I chuckled at this, hope it works

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14502906_10153991486357253_7094187247055615689_n.jpg?oh=97f8107b995ed6db987a237c1dc5d2e7&oe=58689B21

burqini kill (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:55 (seven years ago) link

Some of Trump’s allies inside and outside the campaign wondered why he had apologized rather than own his past and punch back, a strategy that helped him survive previous controversies.

“Why didn’t he double down? If the apology was intended to stem the flow of dissent, to show that he’s sorry for what he’s said and done . . . that’s not what took place,” said one Trump friend who is close to the campaign and spoke on the condition of anonymity to speak candidly.

Michael Caputo, a former Trump campaign adviser, said he was encouraging the Trump team to immediately make an issue of former president Bill Clinton’s womanizing past and “allegations of sexual crimes.”

“In order to blunt this really bad story — and make no mistake, this is DEFCON One — they need to pull the Clintons into the same mire where Clinton has dumped him, because in fact they do exist there,” Caputo said. “They’ve got to go nuclear. That’s all they have left.”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:56 (seven years ago) link

does juanita broaddrick have any credibility whatsoever?

no

also as far as trump plans to attack hillary for blaming/shaming women who bill had affairs with or was alleged to.. usually I don't trust blanket statements about what "the voters" think but in this case don't most of "the voters" think OF COURSE SHE WASN'T NICE TO BILL'S OTHER WOMEN WTF

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:56 (seven years ago) link

Even as Trump’s friends offered encouragement, some were buzzing behind his back about the long-shot notion of a ticket that no longer included him. Several of the candidate’s allies were discussing a Pence-Carson ticket, according to one person close to Trump.

nomar, Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:57 (seven years ago) link

it's as if some men have never heard what their wives had to say about the women they cheated on them with.

nomar, Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:58 (seven years ago) link

my mom's been fine, but my dad has not. imagine all the worrying of a mother plus the "your reassurances are self-evidently unreal i have a keen grasp on the race because television" of a father

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:58 (seven years ago) link

juanita broaddrick wasn't an affair though, it's an accused rape. I agree it does nothing to damage Hilary. She could easily just divorce his ass the second she's elected. But I do tire of these things coming up and I'm never sure what to make of them because investigating them is just going into a fucking hole of shit

akm, Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:59 (seven years ago) link

She could easily just divorce his ass the second she's elected.

lol this would be the peak of our republic

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:01 (seven years ago) link

i think my parents have mostly trusted my perspective on the race tho once or twice i was not certain and told them "i still think she'll win but i don't think it's impossible that she loses." now i feel like it's impossible. like when you're watching a sports game and it's in the final quarter and the score is really lopsided - it's safe.

Mordy, Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:01 (seven years ago) link

xp wait until they move in to the white house so she can dump his shit on pennsylvania avenue

j., Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:03 (seven years ago) link

This feels like a football game where one team is ahead by a field goal and on the next two possessions the other QB throws pick-sixes on the first play, and both times gets unsportsmanlike conduct penalties for yelling at the refs about non-existent holding penalties.

nomar, Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:04 (seven years ago) link

it would be hysterical if they divorced. classic. house of cards

akm, Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:05 (seven years ago) link

broaddrick story has a ton of problems not least that she testified that it was consensual and has spent the years since posting vince foster conspiracy theories to her twitter account. but even were it believable - and probably as decent human beings we should take her accusation seriously - the assertion she makes that hillary bullied her into silence is completely unbelievable. how would this even go down?

She came directly to me as soon as she hit the door. I had been there only a few minutes, I only wanted to make an appearance and leave. She caught me and took my hand and said: “I am so happy to meet you. I want you to know that we appreciate everything you do for Bill.” I started to turn away and she held onto my hand and reiterated her phrase — looking less friendly and repeated her statement — “Everything you do for Bill.” I said nothing. She wasn’t letting me get away until she made her point. She talked low, the smile faded on the second thank you. I just released her hand from mine and left the gathering.

so bill raped her and then went home and told his wife about it and they decided it would be a good idea for hillary to go threaten her to keep it hush-hush?

Mordy, Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:05 (seven years ago) link

you have to believe HRC really is Angela Lansbury:

https://www.jonathanrosenbaum.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/the-manchurian-candidate.jpg

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:11 (seven years ago) link

i mean, without exaggeration, that's what people believe

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:13 (seven years ago) link

doesn't help that Hillary dresses like Lansbury.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:16 (seven years ago) link

i also can't believe i am really reading a vox explainer but here we are

tbh about brodderick, we don't know and nothing can be proven, i guess is where it stands

not sure how you make the case that we go from that to "it's hillary's fault" but i suppose it helps with those who think everything is hillary's fault

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:16 (seven years ago) link

Many xps Costa remains a wizard at getting people who should know better to basically tell him what's going on moments after it happens.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:24 (seven years ago) link

Carl Paladino, Trump’s New York state co-chairman, a former gubernatorial candidate who had his own scandals over sexism and racism, said Trump’s “gutter talk” was something “all men do, at least all normal men.”

WOW. Paladino bringing it. If you don't sexually assault women, you are clearly a Beta Male.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:24 (seven years ago) link

Costa's sources near Trump must include Christie, right?

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:24 (seven years ago) link

i just hope he gets hit by tomatoes or a pie or a fist or something by nov 9, preferably more than once

brimstead, Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:26 (seven years ago) link

“He’s been going through a lot,” Carson said. “He’s weathering it just fine. He’s gung ho, and he understands why this all is happening. His enemies have ammunition, and they’re dripping it out.

glad to see his command of metaphors and English is A+

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:31 (seven years ago) link

enemies with ammunition drippin' it out
talkin bout menergy

brimstead, Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:32 (seven years ago) link

the whole "uncovering" bit about Trump's appearances on Howard is so ridiculous, anyone can look up summaries/transcripts of every Stern show since the mid-90s here: http://www.marksfriggin.com/search.htm

flappy bird, Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link

I found a good quote for Morbz:

When you think about role models from history, what figures particularly inspired you?

I could say Winston Churchill, but … I’ve always thought that Louis B. Mayer led the ultimate life, that Flo Ziegfeld led the ultimate life, that men like Darryl Zanuck and Harry Cohn did some creative and beautiful things. The ultimate job for me would have been running MGM in the Thirties and Forties–pre-television.

There was incredible glamour and style in those days that’s gone now. And that’s when you could control situations. In those days, when your great actor was an alcoholic, and nobody ever found out–that was having tremendous control over things, which would be impossible today.

http://www.playboy.com/articles/playboy-interview-donald-trump-1990

scott seward, Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:34 (seven years ago) link

those people's taste in vulgarity shaped an entire artistic medium forever. donald trump's shaped... the 2016 u.s. presidential race

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:37 (seven years ago) link

enemies with ammunition drippin' it out
talkin bout menergy

― brimstead, Sunday, October 9, 2016 1:32 AM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

savvinesslessness (map), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:47 (seven years ago) link

I literally cannot wait for the tell all books about this campaign to start dropping

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:49 (seven years ago) link

Costa and Fahrenthold should just cowrite a memoir

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:50 (seven years ago) link

"The year we destroyed the GOP"

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:50 (seven years ago) link

The Int'l Spectator
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flopson, Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link

Rucker is doing good work at the post too

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:52 (seven years ago) link

http://www.wsj.com/articles/gop-scrambles-to-salvage-election-after-donald-trumps-latest-imbroglio-1475969203

Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus on Saturday told party officials to redirect funds away from nominee Donald Trump to down-ballot candidates, according to an official informed of the decision. In practical terms, the party will be working to mobilize voters who support GOP House and Senate candidates regardless of their position on the presidential race.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:55 (seven years ago) link

Remember when the big media story was that dinosaurian print media outlets aren't relevant anymore?

The Trump tax returns were sent _by U.S. Mail_ to a reporter who's known for actually checking her snail-mail box regularly. Not all journalists do. Some NYT dude on the teevee was quoted as saying that if it'd been sent to him, he may not have opened it until after election day.

The call on the Pussy Tape went to Farenthold, who was known already as a relentless and diligent shoe-leather reporter. Somebody VERY media-savvy is behind these moves. But it is also someone who respects and trusts old-school print outlets over the cable news ecology.

burqini kill (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:56 (seven years ago) link

do they even have to have 2 more debates at this point like srsly

flopson, Sunday, 9 October 2016 01:02 (seven years ago) link

artisinal hatchet jobs

esempiu (crüt), Sunday, 9 October 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

Broaddrick is v credible imo though I agree with Mordy that her take on Hillary is a stretch. But I think expecting someone not to be a little paranoid after seeing their attacker and his wife climb to the heights of power and fame and stay there for decades is a pretty extreme kind of victim policing.

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Sunday, 9 October 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

I literally cannot wait for the tell all books about this campaign to start dropping

Or an oscar-bait film covering a day in his campaign. Can't really tell what 24 hour spell will be most decisive yet, obviously.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Sunday, 9 October 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link

Downfall 2: Electric Boogaloo

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Sunday, 9 October 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link

The CNN guy who's looking into all the Stern stuff is inviting viewers to send in anything else they have.

clemenza, Sunday, 9 October 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link

Pence considering quitting according to CNN according to some dude on twitter

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 9 October 2016 01:40 (seven years ago) link

well, good!

flappy bird, Sunday, 9 October 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

If pence has any sense and any plans of running in 4 years, he would quit. Not that this stench isn't already all over him and dooming his future.

akm, Sunday, 9 October 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

Now's chris christie's time to shine!

Οὖτις, Sunday, 9 October 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

It occurred to me today (again) that the republican party has been doomed for a long time, since Clinton. Yo ucould count Bush 2 as an abberrration; people were likely fatigued from clinton scandal and he only won on a technicality. 2004 he won because people were afraid to shift the guard after 9-11 (for some dumb reason). but the next three elections have been vicious smackdowns. I don't know how the GOP ever recovers from this.

akm, Sunday, 9 October 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

Will the senate confirm Garland during the lame duck period?

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 9 October 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link

Haha no

Οὖτις, Sunday, 9 October 2016 02:04 (seven years ago) link

Hahaha

https://twitter.com/sebastianbach/status/784924498256596992

Neanderthal, Sunday, 9 October 2016 02:12 (seven years ago) link

Can we do one more thread just to use "Focus on my balls" as a threat title?

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 9 October 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

Just start an alternate election thread title thread

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 9 October 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

Focus on the Family (jewels)

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Sunday, 9 October 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

I don't know how the GOP ever recovers from this

by nominating Ted Cruz, of course

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 October 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

^FIRE

savvinesslessness (map), Sunday, 9 October 2016 03:00 (seven years ago) link

‏@IvankaTrump
Thank you Angie Phillips for inviting me to tour your plant Middletown Tube Works. #Ohio

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14642249_10155170964022137_5443945742917948284_n.jpg?oh=80bedebfeeb557210707c3efc43642d6&oe=586F27FA

scott seward, Sunday, 9 October 2016 03:14 (seven years ago) link

Nice to see Ivanka lining up a job for after this whole thing falls to shit

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Sunday, 9 October 2016 03:17 (seven years ago) link

xps lindy west is the bomb and im glad she is getting out in big pubs

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Sunday, 9 October 2016 03:23 (seven years ago) link

i have nbc on and the last 10 commercials were political commercials - i've never seen so many at once!

Mordy, Sunday, 9 October 2016 03:30 (seven years ago) link

ive been staying in NH for the weekend with my mother-in-common-law and all. the ads. are political ads. all the fucking time.

its enough to tell me i should never live in ohio, florida or colorado

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 9 October 2016 03:33 (seven years ago) link

i didn't even know some of the ppl they were advertising for + against i'm guessing house seats in other districts?

Mordy, Sunday, 9 October 2016 03:40 (seven years ago) link

oh man does the rnc hate mcginty btw just non-stop anti-mcginty i can't wait for her to win and send that douchebag toomey home

Mordy, Sunday, 9 October 2016 03:41 (seven years ago) link

To be fair, Rubio is kinda pretty.

http://i68.tinypic.com/mn1gf7.jpg

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Sunday, 9 October 2016 04:00 (seven years ago) link

His programming needs an upgrade

Neanderthal, Sunday, 9 October 2016 04:03 (seven years ago) link

I’ve got to use some Tic Tacs, just in case I start kissing

^ my first, better, caption.

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Sunday, 9 October 2016 04:31 (seven years ago) link

Could've been worse, he could've been stealing that Martin Lawrence joke.

pplains, Sunday, 9 October 2016 04:49 (seven years ago) link

do they even have to have an 'election' at this point like srsly

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 9 October 2016 06:39 (seven years ago) link

How many senators and reps will be dragged under by the suction of SS Trump.

I honestly wonder very gerrymandering that brought a legislative stalemate for most of the last two decades will work to the GOPs disadvantage in this very special year. A common 55-60% majority is surmountable when the other side can't bring themselves to the polls.

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Sunday, 9 October 2016 07:08 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuWY76X0sIQ

ArchCarrier, Sunday, 9 October 2016 08:12 (seven years ago) link

artisinal hatchet jobs

― esempiu (crüt), Sunday, 9 October 2016 01:11 (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Best post

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 October 2016 08:32 (seven years ago) link

I don't know how the GOP ever recovers from this.

They stop being the GOP as we know it (white nationalism isn't gaining demographically) or completely embrace (if possible to further embrace) their role in fucking everything up in the House and on the state level where they can rig things in flyover country, at least until the economy shits the bed or something else happens to make a disaster for a Democratic executive.

Odds are we'll have 20+ years of a 5-4 or 6-3 moderate-liberal court, though, which is a game changer even on their ability to do the state-level rigging.

Maybe they just have to run out the clock on old racist people dying out so they can shift on bigotry and social conservatism.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 9 October 2016 08:45 (seven years ago) link

I don't know how it just occurred to me but we're about to go at least a full 1/8 of a century without a white male in the big chair. I guess I get why people who are invested in white male hegemony insist that Clinton MUST NOT win. But y'all best prepare yourselves for the transgender Asian Latina president coming around the corner in 2024 cuz your shit is over.

People Have No Idea The Support (Old Lunch), Sunday, 9 October 2016 12:07 (seven years ago) link

lol

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Sunday, 9 October 2016 12:14 (seven years ago) link

DOnald Trump has nuclear weapons!?
― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, October 3, 2001 1:00 AM (fifteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

DOnald Trump has nuclear weapons!?
That's almost as scar y as letting Hanle y have nuclear weapons!

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Wednesday, October 3, 2001 1:00 AM (fifteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nomar, Sunday, 9 October 2016 12:14 (seven years ago) link

Hanlerry

xpost wait i mean hanllery. spelling is difficult

are those....tic tacs in Ryan's mouth

Neanderthal, Sunday, 9 October 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link

or just Mitch McConnell's nuts

Neanderthal, Sunday, 9 October 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link

trump on twitter spree rn btw, nothing too zany as yet but the way he's quoting people suggests to me that he either doesn't know how to work twitter, or they took his phone again and he is struggling with an unfamiliar device. kinda hard to read.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 9 October 2016 14:09 (seven years ago) link

The 'tremendous support' tweet was posted from an android phone, next tweet after that (only 5 mins later) from iPhone.

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 9 October 2016 14:13 (seven years ago) link

Sure he'll have more than one phone, but could just as well be staff doing it? Idk

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 9 October 2016 14:13 (seven years ago) link

After iPhone tweet the quote tweets from android again.

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 9 October 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

Trump clearly acting like juanita broaddrick is his own alicia machado analog

Οὖτις, Sunday, 9 October 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

What an idiot, totally showing his debate hand

Οὖτις, Sunday, 9 October 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/10/if-trump-werent-a-monster-clintons-speeches-would-matter.html

Levitz takes Yglesias taking on the Wall Street speech leaks and it's profoundly boring. I think people are quite familiar with how conformist and pragmatic Clinton can be. And Bernie got a lot more mileage out of the speeches being unreleased during the primaries.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 October 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link

(Tiny) debate hand

Xp

Οὖτις, Sunday, 9 October 2016 14:18 (seven years ago) link

Gonna call bill a rapist to hillary's face on nat'l TV

Οὖτις, Sunday, 9 October 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

he's gonna say Hillary was born in Kenya

Neanderthal, Sunday, 9 October 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link

Holy shit at the Juanita Broaddrick tweets he has retweeted.

Frederik B, Sunday, 9 October 2016 14:29 (seven years ago) link

"So many self-righteous hypocrites. Watch their poll numbers - and elections - go down!"

Unlike me! The taste! Not A Fan!

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 October 2016 14:42 (seven years ago) link

for a moment I thought he meant the people he'd just retweeted

kinder, Sunday, 9 October 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

out of the tree of life
I just picked me a tic-tac

Neanderthal, Sunday, 9 October 2016 14:46 (seven years ago) link

I don't get everyone one here saying the Republican Party is going to collapse/break apart. They still have the guaranteed support of 35% of the voters out there. All they have to do next time around is nominate the Reaganest looking mofo they can get their hands on and it'll be back to normal.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 9 October 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link

Who would that be

Οὖτις, Sunday, 9 October 2016 14:51 (seven years ago) link

They clearly have no more reagans at the moment

Οὖτις, Sunday, 9 October 2016 14:51 (seven years ago) link

All they have to do next time around is nominate the Reaganest looking mofo they can get their hands on and it'll be back to normal.

Too bad there'll be video of said Reaganest looking mofo kissing Donald Trump's ass and/or defending him against one charge or another.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 9 October 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link

I'm not sure that hardcore 35% is married to the party; they just want the biggest stick they can find to beat liberals (and other Others) with and the GOP is a broken bat.

xps

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Sunday, 9 October 2016 14:53 (seven years ago) link

Got a friend convinced Paul Ryan could win this, and I was all, dude, don't overestimate that guy's acumen or reputation.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 9 October 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link

oh the GOP isn't going anywhere except into the dirtiest assholes of xenophobes. Remember when the GOP was supposed to go the way of the Whigs in 2008 and 2012? So long as the state legislatures remain laboratories of every crackpot idea of anti-governance the Republicans have chances.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 October 2016 15:07 (seven years ago) link

I happened to catch three minutes of an uncharacteristically flailing, stuttering, and mushmouthed Giuliani on the show run by the guy whom Charles Pierce called The Clinton Guy Shocked by Blowjobs.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 October 2016 15:08 (seven years ago) link

In news few care about:

the earlier conformist Clinton in the released paid speeches excerpts advocated cutting Social Security and raising retirement age ( despite the fact that the poor live less long than the rich and rather than the left wing proposal of raising the cap and more fully taxing the rich to pay for Social Security)

she praised a deficit-reduction proposal from President Obama’s fiscal commission that called for raising the Social Security retirement age, saying that the commission’s leaders “had put forth the right framework.” in NY Times

Sanders and others will have to try to hold her to her current positions:

“Whatever Secretary Clinton may or may not have said behind closed doors on Wall Street, I am determined to implement the agenda of the Democratic Party platform which was agreed to by her campaign,” he said.

curmudgeon, Sunday, 9 October 2016 15:09 (seven years ago) link

Oh I care but am unsurprised; that's why I supported Sanders. The difference is a louder left watching her.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 October 2016 15:13 (seven years ago) link

WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE TRUMP / TRUMPSUB?

Yes, HRC neolib policy substance, just not sexxxxxxy

the 'louder left' will be browbeaten by her cheering section. bring on the civil war.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 9 October 2016 15:13 (seven years ago) link

Are you randomly generating posts now?

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 9 October 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link

Gonna call bill a rapist to hillary's face on nat'l TV
― Οὖτις, Sunday, October 9, 2016 10:21 AM (forty-eight minutes ago)

Which was my original point: independent of every other consideration, in an election that's already won, does she want this to happen?

Anyway, I now think you're right--she has to bring it up--for a reason I hadn't taken into account: the anger over the Trump tape is incredible, and if she didn't, some of that anger would re-direct towards her for not confronting him on it. Not as a political matter (again, the election's over), but simply because it needs to be done.

clemenza, Sunday, 9 October 2016 15:17 (seven years ago) link

dreamcast was the best console

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Sunday, 9 October 2016 15:18 (seven years ago) link

To be fair when one of the candidates has bragged about committing sexual assault, I kind of understand people mostly focusing on that rather than HRC's frankly awful (but basically confirming what everyone already thought about her) speeches. She'll be a crappy president no doubt, but as always alternatives far far worse.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Sunday, 9 October 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link

I happened to catch three minutes of an uncharacteristically flailing, stuttering, and mushmouthed Giuliani on the show run by the guy whom Charles Pierce called The Clinton Guy Shocked by Blowjobs.

Giuliani was even worse with, of all people, Chuck Todd.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 9 October 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link

dreamcast was the best console

lol I just came from that article

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 October 2016 15:26 (seven years ago) link

where's DJP to make my last post into a funny

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 October 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

lol @ kellyanne conway skipping the morning shows

Treeship, Sunday, 9 October 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link

What's the Dreamcast reference?

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 9 October 2016 15:43 (seven years ago) link

the truth

imago, Sunday, 9 October 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

Hope Hicks is the only one by his side from start to finish

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 9 October 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link

Dreamcast ppl are the Gary Johnson supporters of games

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 9 October 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

Presumably

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 9 October 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link

what? dreamcast was not a 4th gen console n00b

ok i will explain my joke

http://www.theverge.com/2016/10/7/13202794/arguetron-twitter-bot-alt-right-internet-bigots-4chan-sarah-nyberg

(from: alt-right thread)

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Sunday, 9 October 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

Trump's Greatest Hits

Neanderthal, Sunday, 9 October 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

Haha wow xpost

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 9 October 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link

"Who would that be"

exactly. I mean I'd be all for it if we had a substantive challenging election with two very qualified and personable candidates, both of whom had strengths that I could admire (not that regean really fit that bill but you know what I mean) but I can't fathom the GOP nominating anyone like this and I'm struggling to even think of anyone... Weld maybe?

akm, Sunday, 9 October 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link

they might have to look into reanimation IMO

Neanderthal, Sunday, 9 October 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link

reaganimation

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 9 October 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link

Just a reminder from someone who was 10 in 1980, Reagan was a terrifying insane POS

look at the morning people (Jon not Jon), Sunday, 9 October 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

(But I'd vote for him over trump)

look at the morning people (Jon not Jon), Sunday, 9 October 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuWY76X0sIQ

Treeship, Sunday, 9 October 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link

this might have been posted. i think it's pretty catchy.

Treeship, Sunday, 9 October 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link

o i am gonna be sick

Neanderthal, Sunday, 9 October 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link

wait, Dreamcast totally was 4th gen. came out a year before PS2, two years before GCN and Xbox.

flappy bird, Sunday, 9 October 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link

Next up: Rating the Superhunks.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 9 October 2016 16:53 (seven years ago) link

We will soon see if Mogul, as he has been dubbed by the Secret Service, will once more take the shiny snares thrown out by Hillary and her crack team of psychologists.

idk why but "Mogul" feels like a piss-take but that's probably just because i want it to be

jason waterfalls (gbx), Sunday, 9 October 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/somebadideas/status/785147494162427904?s=09

Οὖτις, Sunday, 9 October 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/chrisdocnee/status/785159503419351040

kinder, Sunday, 9 October 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

I don't remember that being quite as graphic when I saw it in the theater

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 October 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link

xp Knew it

flappy bird, Sunday, 9 October 2016 17:17 (seven years ago) link

Dreamcast was 6th Gen btw rmde

legitimate concerns about ducks (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 October 2016 17:36 (seven years ago) link

It's pissing me the fuck off that Trump defenders treat Lewinsky as if she were assaulted or forced to have sex with Clinton. It's impossible for them to conceive of any kind of sex that's not shameful, illicit, and involving them.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 October 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link

They're just clutching at straws at this point

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Sunday, 9 October 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link

I'm seeing this line going around FB about "Women offended by Trump? Blah blah 50 Shades of Grey blah blah #Hypocrites", and I'm all like acknowledging genitals and their functions must be so hard for you.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 October 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link

regarding additional + worse trump tapes set to drop

realized the genius thing here is.. if such a thing exists and someone has it, would you even need to release it at this point? might be more useful NOT to release and just use the idea to rattle the hell out of trump campaign and his supporters

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 9 October 2016 18:18 (seven years ago) link

lewinsky (and flowers, I guess) are the only two of these that seem to be positively corroborated in the past, both were consensual and in lewinsky's case she gets points for never going down the same hole that broadrick and willey have gone down

akm, Sunday, 9 October 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

'going down the same hole' conjuring up some unfortunate mental images there tbh

spongeboy bigpants (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 October 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

in lewinsky's case she gets points for never going down

I know...it just kind of leapt off the screen.

clemenza, Sunday, 9 October 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

Nothing is going to rattle his die hard supporters. What we're about to find out is how much of the GOP base consists of full on Trumpists.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 October 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

the supposed n-word tape seems like the kind of thing trumpists would straight-up approve of

spongeboy bigpants (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 October 2016 18:33 (seven years ago) link

the only demographic he's going to win is 'white people who want to know why they can't say the n-word too,' any tape like that wouldn't shift his core at all.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 9 October 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link

what supposed n-word tape? is that just supposed here or was it rumored elsewhere?

akm, Sunday, 9 October 2016 18:40 (seven years ago) link

it's such a charming quirk of american politics that everyone would be horrified by that, while the campaign of harassment he led against black children standing trial for a crime they didn't commit contributed to their public vilification and false conviction, facts that he -- far from apologizing for -- simply dismisses, as he does the proven fact of their innocence.

Treeship, Sunday, 9 October 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link

republican hypocrisy is the real story here. trump's hatefulness has been known and documented and has had real, life or death repercussions

Treeship, Sunday, 9 October 2016 18:46 (seven years ago) link

I love that Frum turned this in probably right before the tape and it's just kind of hanging out on the Atlantic front page.

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/10/how-to-rebuild-the-republican-party/503282/

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 October 2016 19:02 (seven years ago) link

That AL.com endorsement almost but not quite beats the Deseret News "don't vote for this guy"

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 October 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link

Only because as a former resident I know the Huntsville Times and other papers which eventually became al.com were always relatively liberal - they are trying to sell reading material after all

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 October 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link

The Frum piece has 404'd.

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Sunday, 9 October 2016 19:16 (seven years ago) link

Frum paints in too broad strokes there to be of any actual use. The piece is just a lightweight sermon on the virtues of reconciling differences and coming together.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 9 October 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link

I don't get everyone one here saying the Republican Party is going to collapse/break apart. They still have the guaranteed support of 35% of the voters out there. All they have to do next time around is nominate the Reaganest looking mofo they can get their hands on and it'll be back to normal.

― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, October 9, 2016 10:48 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/a-generation-of-gop-stars-may-be-diminished-everything-trump-touches-dies/2016/10/09/890a5074-8e2c-11e6-9c85-ac42097b8cc0_story.html

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 9 October 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

pence waiting for the debate to decide whether to quit?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 9 October 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

From the Rucker article:

Schmidt warned that elected officials who “were scared and cautious about confronting this manifest disgrace to our national life will not be serious candidates for national office.”

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 9 October 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link

Frum wrote the same piece in 2012. He also wrote this:

http://politicalbooks.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/george-w-bush-bullhorn-frum.jpg

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 October 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link

I don't get everyone one here saying the Republican Party is going to collapse/break apart. They still have the guaranteed support of 35% of the voters out there. All they have to do next time around is nominate the Reaganest looking mofo they can get their hands on and it'll be back to normal.

I don't know about break apart on a national level or disappear, but what can the GOP do to not lose every minority group, educated people, not part

Co-opting libertarianism might suit the big money donors who were guiding things from behind before, but any moderation on social issues or drugs or etc. is going to cause a meltdown among the Trumpists who comprise that guaranteed 35% - so if you need to keep that percentage locked down, how do you gain any ground elsewhere

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 9 October 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link

do to not lose every minority group, educated people, people not part of a regular churchgoing community, etc.*

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 9 October 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link

What Frum should have said was along the lines of:

The most vicious elements in American politics cannot gain power without the connivance of principled conservatives, and it is time to cut all ties with racists and white nationalists if they want to preserve their guiding values. Serious republicans are becoming a rump within the party and consequently are losing influence on the country's governance; they must soon ruthlessly cut off themselves off from the know-nothing base they've shackled themselves to and seek a governing coalition with the center and center-left Democrats, changing party where necessary to maintain their seat at the table. The alternative is to provide expertise and give power to the worst elements of our nation, while stifling progress on every important issue we face.

But, of course, he didn't say that.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 9 October 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

I think this is good:

http://election.princeton.edu/2016/10/08/what-color-is-the-swan/

However, the idea that the recording comes as an exogenous surprise does not make sense. Trump’s record of misogynistic comments is abundant, and his unfiltered comments are part of his core appeal. As a reality television star with thousands of hours of candid footage, it seems inevitable that such comments would come to light…though it’s taken a while.

I would argue that this weekend’s public blowback is triggered by a growing realization of what will happen on November 8th. After the first debate, it became obvious that Trump was going to lose the general election. Clinton’s bounceback is small, but by modern (i.e. post-1996) standards it looks large. There isn’t enough time for opinion to shift back (for instance, within my random diffusion assumption), especially given the natural setpoint of the race (my Bayesian prior that assumes regression to the mean). In other words, people’s intuitions started telling them that time had run out for Trump.

iatee, Sunday, 9 October 2016 20:10 (seven years ago) link

Frum lost me here:

He saw that millions of ordinary people who do not deserve to be dismissed as bigots were sick of the happy talk and reality-denial that goes by the too generous label of “political correctness.”

yeah fuck you buddy

¶ (DJP), Sunday, 9 October 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

A sentence, we may note, in which Frum engages in both reality-denial and happy talk.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 9 October 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

idk, actually hearing the stuff coming out of his mouth has a much more palpable emotional effect.

and it's much worse than the howard stern stuff, which is bad but sadly acceptable str8 male banter

brimstead, Sunday, 9 October 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

xp to the quote iatee posted

brimstead, Sunday, 9 October 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

maybe i'm still traumatized by that video kingfish posted

brimstead, Sunday, 9 October 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

Frum lost me here:

He saw that millions of ordinary people who do not deserve to be dismissed as bigots were sick of the happy talk and reality-denial that goes by the too generous label of “political correctness.”
yeah fuck you buddy

― ¶ (DJP), Sunday, October 9, 2016 4:24 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

People who think like that see political correctness as an endlessly picky moving of goalposts of what being bigoted means, so they get defensive and fail to actually think about what's being pointed out to them.

Evan, Sunday, 9 October 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link

My point in posting that was lol Frum, he's as full of shit as he's ever been. Meanwhile this from Campos, who was calling Trump's nomination about as early as anyone:

http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2016/10/the-real-significance-of-the-first-trump-tape

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 October 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

an access hollywood reporter apologized for sinking down to the level of the republican nominee for president

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 9 October 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

I don't think that poll has much post-tape data in it

Each day, we ask about 450 people to participate in the poll. To give them time to respond and to make sure that we get as many of them as possible, respondents have a week to give us their answers. Each day, we post results that are an average of the previous seven days of responses. Between those two factors — people taking up to seven days to respond and the poll averaging seven days of results — the impact of an event might not be completely reflected in the poll for as long as two weeks. In practice, most people respond within two days, so typically, almost all the impact of an event is factored into the poll within nine days.

xp

iatee, Sunday, 9 October 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

Apparently Glenn Beck seems to have sort-of-endorsed Hillary this weekend

https://www.facebook.com/GlennBeck/posts/10154622008673188

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 9 October 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

Beck: "If the consequence of standing against Trump and for principles is indeed the election of Hillary Clinton, so be it."

Good enough for all practical purposes.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 9 October 2016 21:49 (seven years ago) link

Dang

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 9 October 2016 21:57 (seven years ago) link

Does beck actually have any sway w anybody

Οὖτις, Sunday, 9 October 2016 21:59 (seven years ago) link

I doubt it. There's no dissonance left in the rump who support him. If they do come out with an n-word tape, his base will be even angrier at the "RINOs" who jump ship afterwards.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 October 2016 22:24 (seven years ago) link

david miscavige? maybe?

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Sunday, 9 October 2016 22:24 (seven years ago) link

The sick feeling some GOPers are having has nothing whatsoever to do with discovering that their party is really the party of rape apologia and white nationalism, it's just that they no longer hold any semblance of control any more. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 October 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link

yeah that's why I think Trump deserves some credit for expediting the process and really just laying waste and scorching the earth on every pillar of the GOP by shouting out what used to only be communicated in code and dog whistles. it's remarkable

flappy bird, Sunday, 9 October 2016 22:36 (seven years ago) link

maybe not credit but... who else could've done it?

flappy bird, Sunday, 9 October 2016 22:36 (seven years ago) link

Oh I agree. We owe him a lot.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 October 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link

i'll give GOPers a little more slack than that. i didn't believe so many people really think like that, really believe that. why would they? i mean, four points? that's the margin on this one?

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Sunday, 9 October 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link

Ugh, gonna miss the debate. Probably fine for my sanity but I've been thinking about this whole mess all weekend and I kinda don't wanna just see the cherry-picked highlights. Do these tend to be available for streaming after the fact, or just live as it happens?

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 9 October 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link

Seems like FOP hasn't rescinded their endorsement of a man bragging of getting away with criminal sexual assault.

Frederik B, Sunday, 9 October 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

who cares if the GOP is "dead", the country is still full of racist sexist scumbags

brimstead, Sunday, 9 October 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

divide and conquer

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 9 October 2016 23:06 (seven years ago) link

I'm probably missing all or most of it too. Mostly annoyed because I won't be able to post snarky commentary and will struggle to make sense of the million new posts that will be here.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Sunday, 9 October 2016 23:07 (seven years ago) link

I'll be on a train with a phone so I guess I can count on y'all to be my personal livebloggers? Cool thx

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 9 October 2016 23:11 (seven years ago) link

You can stream the full debates on C-Span even after they're done: https://www.c-span.org/presidentialDebate/

intheblanks, Sunday, 9 October 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link

Frum's conservative upthread is nostalgic for a time when dogwhistling was all that was necessary. Sort of equivalent to South's pining for a prior age of "gentility and courtliness".

Οὖτις, Sunday, 9 October 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link

Frum's conservatism

That should say

Οὖτις, Sunday, 9 October 2016 23:17 (seven years ago) link

Score - thanks, intheblanks.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 9 October 2016 23:21 (seven years ago) link

He saw that millions of ordinary people who do not deserve to be dismissed as bigots were sick of the happy talk and reality-denial that goes by the too generous label of “political correctness.”

This brand of bullshit is depressingly familiar this side of the Atlantic too.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Sunday, 9 October 2016 23:25 (seven years ago) link

Trump is doing a presser with women who claim Bill Clinton assaulted them
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/785260670455603200

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 9 October 2016 23:32 (seven years ago) link

Trump on cnn w bill clinton accusers. This is sad.

Οὖτις, Sunday, 9 October 2016 23:38 (seven years ago) link

Wooooooowwwww

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 October 2016 23:39 (seven years ago) link

How many women did he dig up?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Sunday, 9 October 2016 23:42 (seven years ago) link

4.

I dont think this is gonna work.

Οὖτις, Sunday, 9 October 2016 23:46 (seven years ago) link

All old shit - juania broadrick, kathleen wiley, paula jones etc

Οὖτις, Sunday, 9 October 2016 23:46 (seven years ago) link

Greatest democracy in the world.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Sunday, 9 October 2016 23:47 (seven years ago) link

Oh, man...Always thought this would descend into a new kind of nasty, but it never did until now.

clemenza, Sunday, 9 October 2016 23:48 (seven years ago) link

Wait is this happening now as in an hour before the debate?

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 9 October 2016 23:51 (seven years ago) link

I thought he was resting!

esempiu (crüt), Sunday, 9 October 2016 23:53 (seven years ago) link

sta-mi-na

j., Sunday, 9 October 2016 23:55 (seven years ago) link

This is noise, a headfake, and its gonna backfire - it'll keep his base happy but that's it.

Οὖτις, Sunday, 9 October 2016 23:56 (seven years ago) link

This is insane.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 October 2016 23:56 (seven years ago) link

Pelosi otm about how hillary should handle this - acjnowledge it as a desperate attempt to change the subject and move back to real issues etc.

Οὖτις, Sunday, 9 October 2016 23:58 (seven years ago) link

This will thrill Limbaugh and Hannity and that 30 or 35%. Most everyone else, including many Republicans, must be really queasy at a minimum.

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 00:01 (seven years ago) link

Yup

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 00:02 (seven years ago) link

He's really going to just walk out there and set himself on fire, isn't he?

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 10 October 2016 00:02 (seven years ago) link

This is so gross.

Treeship, Monday, 10 October 2016 00:04 (seven years ago) link

For Trump, this really and truly does count as debate prep.

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 00:05 (seven years ago) link

Trump's not gonna be contrite - he's gonna spray aggressive accusations of hypocrisy like a tommy gun and it's going to look desperate and ugly. As long as Hillary chooses her words carefully and maintains her dignity she will win.

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 00:06 (seven years ago) link

This will thrill Limbaugh and Hannity and that 30 or 35%.

does this 90s trash revival mean that media whores online will reappear? that's what i want

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 00:08 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/785188891729027073
How Trump's circle of allies and associates describe themselves this afternoon: uncertain. Uncertain about what he'll do and say.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 00:09 (seven years ago) link

so dilbert switched over to gary johnson?

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 00:10 (seven years ago) link

I'm certain that this will not be a glorious episode in the history of the United States of America. (xp)

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 00:12 (seven years ago) link

Second hand anecdotal to me, but apparently some Trumpsters want to punish the GOP deserters by leaving the downticket blank or writing in D J Trump. Please, please, please, God, if You're listening, we'd all appreciate it down here if you could give this movement a nudge.

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Monday, 10 October 2016 00:17 (seven years ago) link

All Hillary needs to do is point out how Teump used those women and tie it back to his general behavior

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 00:21 (seven years ago) link

As long as Hillary chooses her words carefully and maintains her dignity she will win.

Of course.. Never interfere with an enemy while he’s in the process of destroying himself and so on, but holy hell do I want to see her twist the knife Ann Richards style

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 10 October 2016 00:22 (seven years ago) link

He knows he's lost, and is now aiming to injure Clinton - not electorally, but personally. He's a piece of shit, and if someone snuck a hideout piece into the debate tonight and put five or six holes in him, I'd go to sleep feeling better about the future of this country.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 10 October 2016 00:25 (seven years ago) link

To sanpaku: Oh yes. Lots of Tromp fans are doing the "If you distance yourself from the Donald, you're dead to me" dance.

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/56gfg2/either_stand_with_trump_or_we_wont_stand_with_you/

Some even say they'll vote for downticket Democrats just out of spite, but I doubt they'll follow through.

From a pure electoral standpoint this is a perfect storm: Republicans who defend Trump will be deservedly tarred with his slime, forever, by all decent humans. Those who _don't_ defend him will be torpedoed by defections from the right.

Elections being won by addition rather than subtraction, please to remind me how that wrks

burqini kill (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 10 October 2016 00:25 (seven years ago) link

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 29s30 seconds ago St Louis, MO
My team of deplorables will be taking over my Twitter account for tonight's #debate
#MakeAmericaGreatAgain

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 00:26 (seven years ago) link

xp:
Alas, H. is no Ann Richards. Times like these also remind me to mourn the passing of another Texan, Molly Ivins, who'd make mincemeat of T in a column.

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Monday, 10 October 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link

trumpsters spite voting

https://mlkshk-ada.kxcdn.com/r/S4M0

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link

considering watching eli manning v aaron rodgers on nbc instead

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 00:29 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/785276194698694656

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 00:32 (seven years ago) link

probably he'll bring the clinton stuff up in the debate but part of me wonders if he'll refrain, and ask for credit for only doing so in a pre-debate conference, and being gentlemanly during the debate.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 00:37 (seven years ago) link

YMP: the best possible outcome of this campaign would be the emergence of an American nativist UKIP style party, only with more shitposts and misogyny, with the baton handed on by Trump to alt-righters. The GOP, mindful of demographics, couldn't embrace that, but it would gut their know-nothing core.

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Monday, 10 October 2016 00:37 (seven years ago) link

UK != US, especially in terms of demographics/history with immigration, but it didn't work out that simply in the UK, not least because the centre left part has a know-nothing core too. be careful what you wish for.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 00:38 (seven years ago) link

Yeah I don't think that's a desirable outcome

horseshoe, Monday, 10 October 2016 00:39 (seven years ago) link

The press conference was lame anyway.

Treeship, Monday, 10 October 2016 00:40 (seven years ago) link

Ideally the next president will ban private schools, homeschooling, and towns smaller than 50,000 people.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 10 October 2016 00:40 (seven years ago) link

caek: T brought Bill's accusers to the audience. T's going dirty.

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Monday, 10 October 2016 00:40 (seven years ago) link

He's not even good at trash political theater

Treeship, Monday, 10 October 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link

JANET BROWN!

scott seward, Monday, 10 October 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link

What kind of a handshake or whatever does Clinton offer when they come out? Hope and assume she won't smile.

(Was Paula Jones at that table?)

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 00:42 (seven years ago) link

she's wearing the isak dinesen collection. very nice.

scott seward, Monday, 10 October 2016 00:42 (seven years ago) link

xxxp yup, probably. it's fun to watch him self destruct but i do see the priggish "for the good of the office of president" argument that it would be better if he quit, if this is alternative.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 00:42 (seven years ago) link

MIKE & FRANK!

scott seward, Monday, 10 October 2016 00:42 (seven years ago) link

the thing is if trump/bannon really want to go there, hillary's own researchers have all the receipts on 'scandals' from the 90s

this is about trump blowing up his own party isn't it

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 00:44 (seven years ago) link

The party that he sees as never having been behind him and now conclusively betraying him

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 10 October 2016 00:46 (seven years ago) link

oh - the reason trump ditched the press pool on his flight from nyc to the debate was so he could pull this stunt

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 00:47 (seven years ago) link

xpost - exactly. disloyalty is going to infuriate him even more than losing to hillary

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 00:48 (seven years ago) link

best guess for 538 national polling average this time next week? my guess is clinton +10

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 00:49 (seven years ago) link

Hugh Hewitt on MSNBC just said "Trump's supporters might think he's going full Gondor, but by a lot of people it could be perceived as going full Mordor."

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Monday, 10 October 2016 00:49 (seven years ago) link

Hugh Hewitt going full 2002

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 10 October 2016 00:53 (seven years ago) link

and if someone snuck a hideout piece into the debate tonight and put five or six holes in him, I'd go to sleep feeling better

you're a piece of garbage too, btw

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:04 (seven years ago) link

no handshake

Shakey δσς (sic), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:05 (seven years ago) link

She didn't shake his hand!

horseshoe, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:06 (seven years ago) link

i'm a 6th grade teacher, this first question is a bad question

intheblanks, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:06 (seven years ago) link

good xp

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:06 (seven years ago) link

she grinned at him like "I am a tiger and you are a steak"

¶ (DJP), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:08 (seven years ago) link

Feel like that first question was shots fired directly at Trump

horseshoe, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:08 (seven years ago) link

trump isn't...answering the question? he's just stumping

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:09 (seven years ago) link

as predicted donald trump has a very relevant answer to this question

xp

esempiu (crüt), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:09 (seven years ago) link

trump not answering the question

xpost yeah exactly

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:09 (seven years ago) link

yeah, maybe it sets the tone for the first chunk of the debate, maybe i was too harsh

intheblanks, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link

She didn't answer either.

rb (soda), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link

lawnorder. drink.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link

he's sniffing again

iatee, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

Here you go

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

COOPALOOP

esempiu (crüt), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

omg anderson cooper fucking go

jamiesummerz, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

SNIIIIIIIIIFFFFF

jane burkini (suzy), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

omg "who cares if I am a big ol' pussygrabber when ISIS is chopping off heads"

¶ (DJP), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

What is he talking about?

horseshoe, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

locker room talk isis locker room talk isis locker room talk isis locker room talk isis locker room talk isis

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

anderson cooper directly saying trump bragged about sexual assault. good.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

omg this is already

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:12 (seven years ago) link

He's an idiot.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:12 (seven years ago) link

Ok this transitioned far quicker than I thought. I figured they would take a couple questions at least

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:12 (seven years ago) link

he seems crazy - more than usual

jamiesummerz, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:13 (seven years ago) link

nobody has more respect for women than DJT ok guys

Sharkie, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:13 (seven years ago) link

he sounds *knackered*, pooped, used-up.

piscesx, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:13 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-La91wr8xw

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

Safe again Great again Safe again Great again

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

He's high as a kite isn't he

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

wow, trump just obviously did not prep for this at all, jesus

intheblanks, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

read him

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

Omg yaaaaassss hillary

horseshoe, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link

Should we wildly speculate on which pharmaceuticals the candidates are on tonight?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link

huge ups to ac360 for phrasing it as "sexual assault" btw very impressed with the coop

Clay, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link

have to say massive respect for anderson cooper now for just charging in there

jamiesummerz, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link

"it's just words folks" this is insane

Clay, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:16 (seven years ago) link

words running for the senate. he's talking about clinton's and not his own.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:16 (seven years ago) link

jesussssus he hasn't slept since thursday night has he

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:16 (seven years ago) link

He's short circuiting

horseshoe, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:17 (seven years ago) link

He looks very exhausted

Treeship, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:17 (seven years ago) link

this is amazing television right here

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:17 (seven years ago) link

here it comes

intheblanks, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:17 (seven years ago) link

Hillary doing a masterful job of not emoting in response to anything

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuXmZt5XgAAZCWd.jpg:large

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link

17 minutes in and we get Bill Clinton first

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link

deep wet sniffling is about to become some kind of traumatic trigger for me

Clay, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link

It is things that people say

horseshoe, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link

damn Donald this is the final salvo

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:19 (seven years ago) link

oh man this is a sickening display.

piscesx, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:19 (seven years ago) link

did a fly just land on hillary's face

k3vin k., Monday, 10 October 2016 01:20 (seven years ago) link

So much for making the audience sit on her hands

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:20 (seven years ago) link

I think it was on the camera - i saw it too

Treeship, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:20 (seven years ago) link

yes that def happened

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:20 (seven years ago) link

Donald is going to pass out imo

Treeship, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

how moronic do you have to be to applaud at what trump said jfc

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

Sidney Blumenthal! Drink!

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

did a fly just land on hillary's face

― k3vin k., Sunday, October 9, 2016 9:

lol I thought it was my TV

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

he's like a child

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

She didn't even flinch at the fly!

horseshoe, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

no YOU owe the president an apology

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

skoal!

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

Haha I thought the fly was on my tv screen too.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

this was a decent rebuttal

Also now that was all he had

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

oh boy she's holding her temper

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

Acid wash!

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

She didn't even flinch at the fly!

― horseshoe, Sunday, October 9, 2016 9:21 PM (one minute ago)

yeah this is terrifying!

k3vin k., Monday, 10 October 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

btw this is getting really nasty, i can't even watch

k3vin k., Monday, 10 October 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

analysis: trump is ... bad

Clay, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

Does Trump not know about all of the black families named Washington/Jefferson/Jackson in this country re: "most abusive President towards women"

¶ (DJP), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

yes this is v uncomfortable to watch

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

is he sniffing more?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

Special prosecutor! 90s kids will remember this!

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

When I'm president, there's going to be a grand inquisitor to punish my enemies

horseshoe, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

She's gonna kill him, look at that smile.

jane burkini (suzy), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

no apologies, more conspiracy theories.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

Here we go

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

"when I get power I will vanquish you!!" wtfff

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

trump is going off the damn rails

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

wtf is with this audience

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link

"Because you'd be in jail."

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link

A presidential campaign where one candidate threatens during the debate to prosecute the other. Amazing. Absolutely amazing.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link

Acid wash? Is that something to do with jeans?

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link

DJT needs to be driven to the hospital after this debate, for his own sake

Sharkie, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link

This is not pleasant.

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link

You think the sound crew is jacking up the high-end on their mics to reaaaalllly get all those mouth & nose sounds?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link

i'm getting the impression Hillary is getting the rose tonight

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link

Getting NASTY!

flappy bird, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

I hear sniffing, despite the new microphone.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link

okay, donald

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link

Hillary just basically needs to not rip his eyeballs out on stage and she's the winner.

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link

she just destroyed him

he's done

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link

Stick that muthafuckin knife

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link

he just absolutely can't help himself can he it's incredible

Clay, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link

1 on 3

horseshoe, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link

Unbelievable.

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link

jesus what a fucking baby, "3 against 1"

intheblanks, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link

pence has to quit after this

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link

this is fucking bonkers

del griffith, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

trump not even listening to the moderators.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

the audience laughing at "I'm a gentlemen"

¶ (DJP), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

this is awful

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

"I'm a gentleman"

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

Yeah that was great

horseshoe, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

5 to 1 he tries to trip her with his leg as she walks past him at some point

Clay, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:31 (seven years ago) link

Trump's emboldened and off on his own planet right now. He will say something that will dwarf everything he's said so far.

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:31 (seven years ago) link

i've never seen such a unmitigated jackass in my life. i feel a lil sick watching him at work.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:31 (seven years ago) link

This is so queasy. My heart rate is slightly elevated

look at the morning people (Jon not Jon), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link

A+ knife twisting by hillary here

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link

aca is one of the few topics where support for small business is relevant and not just a buzzword.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link

not a good Clinton answer. Her husband, I gotta say, would've poured empathy on this dude. Now Trump is boasting so who cares.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

I feel like violence could break out.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

@djrothkopf
Remember when a candidate got in trouble for looking at his watch during a debate? Watch Trump...

soref, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

lines around the states!

k3vin k., Monday, 10 October 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

i would never be able to give a complex answer to a question with an angry 6'3 dude hovering over my shoulder being menacing, that is messed up

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

This is the Brit Awards 1987 of presidential debates.

piscesx, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:34 (seven years ago) link

I'm just reading you guys talk about it and I'm kinda stressed!

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:34 (seven years ago) link

A walking flesh-stuffed Ralph Steadman graphic brought to life

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:34 (seven years ago) link

Audience trying hard to look as if they're concentrating on the drivel Trump is vomiting out.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:34 (seven years ago) link

I'm so glad he's not standing behind her anymore

look at the morning people (Jon not Jon), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

Just tuned in. What was notable in the first 30?

Evan, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

his body language is so pouty!

nomar, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

He just....stands there during her answers, and then slowly trudges about

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

the way trump keeps shifting to stand behind her is a stance men use to belittle and threaten women on the reg, super rad to see it in a setting like this huh *tears out eyeballs* xps

Clay, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

hillary was just chilling out listening to him, he looks like he's in line for the bathroom

nomar, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:36 (seven years ago) link

Dammit he's behind her again

look at the morning people (Jon not Jon), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:36 (seven years ago) link

There's a Frank R. Stockton story about the first 30 minutes.

rb (soda), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:36 (seven years ago) link

"Block grants." Here we go. The answer to health care we've heard since St. Ronnie ruled.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

A shame

Evan, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

Evan: watch it later. they got right to the tapes and trump did terribly.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

if there's no law forcing insurers to take on people regardless of preexisting conditions, it won't happen. cause of...free market.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

Big sniff there.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

Here we go

horseshoe, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

He's lost it again.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

"how are you going to protect me from Islamaphobia?"
"I want your neighbor to lock you up"

¶ (DJP), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link

how are you going to fix islamaphobia?
you have to call it radical islamic terror

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link

why is trump still sniffing into the mic? will he blame the mic again?

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link

Props to this Muslim chick staring this bigot down

horseshoe, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link

does he know what the suffix "phobia" means legit question

Clay, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link

hillary actually has said radical islam hasn't she?

k3vin k., Monday, 10 October 2016 01:40 (seven years ago) link

yes xp

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:40 (seven years ago) link

Oh they actually do have timers visible to the candidates

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:40 (seven years ago) link

Deep exhausted breaths out now as well as the sniffs inward.. He may not see the dawn.

piscesx, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

Trump looks like he's trying to give himself the heimlich on the back of that chair.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

He can't even address a woman who asks a question about Islamophobia. He won't reassure. He won't comfort. It becomes a FOX News question about saying "radical Islam."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

muhammad ali?

k3vin k., Monday, 10 October 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

What about right-lateral facial paralysis

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

the idea that dems won't say it is a gop myth from the last election

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link

man this is a shitty answer by hillary, though it doesn't take much to top trump's answer

k3vin k., Monday, 10 October 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link

trump: i will raise the dead with my time machine

Clay, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link

Oh wow the moderators are quoting his self-repetitions

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

still sticking by the iraq line. did he think it worked in the first debate?

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

What the fuck is he talking about

horseshoe, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

THE GREAT TROJAN HORSE OF ALL TIME

esempiu (crüt), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

what a fucking garbage nazi subhuman

esempiu (crüt), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

"The great Trojan Horse of all time." "They don't carry their weight but have all the money."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

how many women needed a trigger warning for menacing trump angrily lurking behind hillary

it's extremely upsetting. i'm serious.

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

Otm

look at the morning people (Jon not Jon), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

no-thing-but-MUH-ney

j., Monday, 10 October 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

His stupid face is upsetting to me tbh.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link

Russian Aggression!

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link

hillz just referred to the photo cnn.com had on their front page for 2 days. sucking up to the mods.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link

hes an idiot but he's 1000x better than last time. gonna call it a "tie" tomorrow

serge thoroughgoods (will), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link

xposts Oh that was upthread already. Sorry!

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

who he pointing at

esempiu (crüt), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

yeah i mean it's like visceral upsetting as in angry men are physically threatening

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

Is she not gonna pt out that donald got the place of death wrong for capt. Kahn...

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

he's also angry because how dare the female moderator not let him do whatever he wants, he can't tolerate it

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

Ie afghanistan not iraq?

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link

I have to say that Hillary just openly laughing at Trump is fun to see

¶ (DJP), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link

captain khan died in iraq

intheblanks, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link

remember when Bernie Sanders said Mexicans are rapists and murderers?

esempiu (crüt), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link

Amnesty! Drink!

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link

i don't see how telling a muslim woman that he'll fix islamophobia by calling it radical islamic terrorism is "better than last time", or really how any of this is anything but more of the same xps

Clay, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link

did trump say afghanistan?

intheblanks, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:48 (seven years ago) link

he is hardly better

nomar, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:48 (seven years ago) link

again he incorrectly said that ice endorsed him.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:48 (seven years ago) link

Ughhhhhh fuck this hate-mongerer

horseshoe, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:48 (seven years ago) link

Do i have it wrong? Yeah he said iraq

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:48 (seven years ago) link

trump has adopted the stance of a bouncer for this debate

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link

Hillary fumbling wtf

flappy bird, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:50 (seven years ago) link

Putin time

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:50 (seven years ago) link

very good q on public/private positions. good dodge from clinton bringing up lincoln.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

She's killing this

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

what the hell is he talking about

¶ (DJP), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

she's blaming the lie on the late great Abraham Lincoln

esempiu (crüt), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

That Lincoln answer was bizarre and hamhanded.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

Sniffing going into overdrive.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

abraham lincoln never lied? did he see the movie?

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

"I know nothing about Russia"

esempiu (crüt), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

he is trying WAY too hard to claim he has nothing to do with russia

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

Just the greatest balance.

Evan, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

What the fuuuuuck is he talking about?

JoeStork, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

i know nothing about russia. i mean, i know about russia

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

I hope someone in the crowd says "no question, just shut your fuckhole, Don"

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

Buffett! Soros!

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

US government chose Trump to refit the old post office because Trump overbid all others by $60 million.

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link

Love the way he called an audible on himself when he said "I don't know a thing about Russia."

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link

one thing he knows about Russia is how wrong everyone is about Russia

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

THE OLD POST OFFICE

scott seward, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

Bigly time.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

Isn't that what you want in a President. The courage to admit he doesn't know a thing he knows

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

He makes the vaguest claims

horseshoe, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

"psst your surgeon has had several patients die. and he hasn't cured cancer yet after 30 yrs in the medical field! how bout you let me yank out that pancreas eh?"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

it was definitely "big league" that time

Number None, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

Watch the pacing Trump's doing behind the podium. He's losing it.

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

The reason i rely on you to transcribe these for me is his bully mentality is also a negative trigger for me. Also daria otm upthread

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

Man that "carry to term" joke is hella played now.

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

why is he wobbling

jamiesummerz, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

"The GREAT Steven Spielberg movie 'Lincoln'.. " It'd have been great if she'd added ".. i mean it was no 'Raiders..' but what is?"

piscesx, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

ANDERSON COOPER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

horseshoe, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

It'd have been better if she screamed "KALIMA" and ate his heart

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

he admitted he didn't pay federal income taxes

esempiu (crüt), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

Depreciation?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

"Depreciation is a wonderful charge. I use it all the time."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

He doesn't know tax bills originate in the House.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

Buffet Soros though. And Bernie Sanders. And Isis.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

the whole attention span of a flea thing really drives me bananas

Clay, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

trump is choking. i bet he says media/mods are too biased and skips the third debate.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:01 (seven years ago) link

he is PISSED

esempiu (crüt), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link

loving hillary's endless cv honestly.

i know nothing about russia (difficult listening hour), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link

not sure what tangent hillz is on here.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:03 (seven years ago) link

She's not following up on his bullshit at all, and it's sort of coming off as validating of his inanity.

rb (soda), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:03 (seven years ago) link

The moderators are basically like "Secretary Clinton, your time is up SHUT THE FUCK UP DONALD SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE" and I am loving every minute of it

¶ (DJP), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:03 (seven years ago) link

ugggggghhhhhh this man, this country... considering never leaving the house again except to pick up Bloody Mary ingredients

brimstead, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:03 (seven years ago) link

oh good we're getting to refugees, i'm sure this will be quite civil

Clay, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:03 (seven years ago) link

...Holocaust mention?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:04 (seven years ago) link

She just needs to answer this question compassionately.

rb (soda), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:04 (seven years ago) link

Michael Steele's twitter feed is pretty great tonight, not just the mushroom cloud

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:04 (seven years ago) link

her whole tangent there sounded like remarks prepared ahead of time in case his "why haven't you done XX in the last thirty years?" talking point

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:04 (seven years ago) link

It's be nice to have a debate on issues and policy etc instead of an endless lying and accusations thereof

brimstead, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:06 (seven years ago) link

holy shit is trump advocating a ramp-up of our nuclear arsenal

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

i mean it wasn't really a tangent; he said she hadn't done anything and she listed the things she'd done. felt kind of key to me in this MY QUALIFICATIONS ARE I HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING BUT PRETEND TO MAKE MONEY cycle

i know nothing about russia (difficult listening hour), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

ugggggghhhhhh this man, this country... considering never leaving the house again except to pick up Bloody Mary ingredients

― brimstead, Sunday, October 9, 2016

I did this today tbh

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

hillary really being careful about not interrupting after kaine's performance. (although she was careful in the first debate too.)

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

ha i missed that earlier she talked about millionaires and billionaires, implying trump is in the former camp

Clay, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

i think she's smart to let trump interrupt himself

nomar, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

the history of dealmaking

esempiu (crüt), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

Martha!!

brimstead, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

"He and I haven't spoken, and I disagree."

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link

whoa

k3vin k., Monday, 10 October 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link

IN TERMS OF NUCLEAR

scott seward, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link

he has no idea what he's talking about

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link

Trump: I disagree with my running mate

Evan, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

Ppl just laughing at him

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

he loses it after an hour. needs another toot of nose candy. he can't do 90 minutes.

scott seward, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

i am willing to believe that donald trump & mike pence have literally never spoken to each other

esempiu (crüt), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

Hillary doing her perfect I-cannot-believe-this face.

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

Martha Raddetz is too fucking close to the military for my taste and has been for years but she's sonning Trump.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

he literally has no idea how armed intervention works

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

whoa the mod is debating trump now.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

martha my dear

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

lol what is the moderator doing

k3vin k., Monday, 10 October 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

waiting for sec. clinton to respond to a request to respond to trump with "i have no idea what the hell he just said"

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

feel like there's a chance trump uses the biased moderators as an excuse to not do the third debate

iatee, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

so his long-simmering secret plan for degrading isis was... "a sneak attack" wow he will absolutely own them

Clay, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:12 (seven years ago) link

Looking forward to three days of Trump tweets about Martha Raddetz.

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:12 (seven years ago) link

he has no idea what he's talking about

Correct

horseshoe, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:12 (seven years ago) link

mike pence drops out this week, y/n?

nomar, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:12 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuXzizrW8AAZl11.jpg

jfc @ that last one

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:12 (seven years ago) link

betting odds not shifting at all contrary to prev debate

Sharkie, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

oh absolutely

serge thoroughgoods (will), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

Oh there's no way he won't take the opportunity to be on a stage and worldwide tv again

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

"Give economics to people"

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

yeah, the only way trump gains ground here is if HRC makes a major gaffe

intheblanks, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

yes I will be a devoted President to all Americans, unlike my opponent, who calls white supremacists "deplorable"

esempiu (crüt), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

why does he assume the questioner lives in the inner city

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

Far less opportunity for them to move given where they are

Xxpost

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

next debate is moderated by chris wallace too, much more likely to be home court advantage for trump

Clay, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

is nafta really an issue people care about? i don't know why the donald keeps going back to it.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

OSMOSIS

scott seward, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

is nafta really an issue people care about? i don't know why the donald keeps going back to it.

― Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, October 9, 2016 7:16 PM (thirteen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he literally thinks breitbart.com is the preloaded homepage on every american webbrowser

Clay, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

I like how he sees a black face and starts hiccuping "inner city" over and over

horseshoe, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

Same guy whining about gifts to her donors is the one wanting to kill tax rates and regs on the donor class

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

By "like" I mean it incites livid fury in me

horseshoe, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:19 (seven years ago) link

There is no way you can parody how he stands. Alec Baldwin is gunna do his damnedest to try.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

Twitter is really pissed about him responding to a black questioner by talking about inner cities.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

hil missing an opportunity to make it very clear that racists/etc actually are 'deplorable'

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

Tremendous hate in her heart

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

When an elderly black man asks Trump about how he will untie the country, Trump responds as if the old man lives in, what, Detroit? The Bronx in 1979? This is the GOP problem 2016.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

Benghazi! Drink!

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

"But I won't even mention that."

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

Steve ClemonsVerified account
‏@SCClemons
Major rumors swirling in real time, right now that @mike_pence has asked 2 be removed from the Presidential ticket. Historic Wow. #debate

Clay, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

holy shit at "she has tremendous hate in her heart"

i know nothing about russia (difficult listening hour), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

i like trump defending twitter!

k3vin k., Monday, 10 October 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

Im disgusted. I expected to be disgusted but still.

Treeship, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

Ugh -- she can't put away the question about Trump's Twitter presence.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

lol trump bragging on his Twitter following

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

"I'm not unproud of that"

Sharkie, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

I'm so glad I spent this time watching korean dudes shoot magic lasers at dragons instead of whatever you all were up to

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link

Audience laughing at moderator sarcasm

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link

She should have at least called him on the part about not saying "Check out sex tape." I can fact-check that in real time--he did say that.

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:25 (seven years ago) link

Betting odds have bottomed out at this point, right?

frogbs, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link

Yes voting rights + reproductive rights + gay rights

horseshoe, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

the remaining few points presumably accounting for fanatics and irreducible uncertainty xp

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

lol the old guy over HRC's shoulder shaking his head about roe v wade and marriage equality. definitely an undecided voter!

k3vin k., Monday, 10 October 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

xxxp yeah all priced in imo. very difficult for a 2 horse race with 30 days to go to get much above 90%.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

oh my god scalia, good grief

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

justice scalia. great judge. died recently.

esempiu (crüt), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

since the beginning of the debate HRC is down 0,6%

Sharkie, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

I like how this format allows them to walk around and shout the body language

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

down more tomorrow. bet on it

serge thoroughgoods (will), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

ken bone: happy to be here

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:29 (seven years ago) link

Under Absolute Seige

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

this is the closest we've come to a climate change question and it sucks

esempiu (crüt), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

Ken bone: an actually undecided man.

rb (soda), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

next question comes from porn gorg

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

was that questioner a real life parks and rec character

Clay, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:31 (seven years ago) link

Poor Ken Bone. He chickened out of his hilarious one-liner he'd been practicing in the kitchen all week.

rb (soda), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

ken bone should replace pence imo

iatee, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link

Newt Gingrich

@newtgingrich

Trump is doing so well no Republican should ever again mentioning getting a new candidate. Trump is more than holding his own.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:34 (seven years ago) link

Is he really doing that well? Not watching yet but genuinely worried

frogbs, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:34 (seven years ago) link

Remember Newt still wants to be his VP

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:35 (seven years ago) link

don't worry he's doing just fine

esempiu (crüt), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:35 (seven years ago) link

He's been doing great with the ladies.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:35 (seven years ago) link

he's clearing an extremely low bar but nothing that results in a comeback from where he is, and he may possibly have lost his VP and the GOP GOTV

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:36 (seven years ago) link

Is he really doing that well? Not watching yet but genuinely worried

― frogbs, Sunday, October 9, 2016 7:34 PM (forty-nine seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

buddy

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:36 (seven years ago) link

Funny question!

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:36 (seven years ago) link

I respect... His children...

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:36 (seven years ago) link

He did better than the first one

look at the morning people (Jon not Jon), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:36 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, he's doing better

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

He promised to put Hillary in jail and trashed his VP. I don't think that's "doing well." But who knows.

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

nice answer from trump!

k3vin k., Monday, 10 October 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

Is he really doing that well? Not watching yet but genuinely worried

― frogbs, Sunday, October 9, 2016

is this what you do all day

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

twitter rumors saying pence has asked to be removed from the ticket??

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

awkward handshake

k3vin k., Monday, 10 October 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link

last one he only really tanked in the last half hour. this one he did terribly during the opening questions then got calmer.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link

until costa or rucker reports that pence is off, i'm not buying it

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link

trump-bone 2016

esempiu (crüt), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link

Clinton circulates to thank the Townhall, Trump huddles with his family.

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link

Why is this pundit calling this a "wash"? Trump seemed exhausted and incoherent

Treeship, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:40 (seven years ago) link

Hah im watching football then watching this on the dvr. Just checkin in

frogbs, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:41 (seven years ago) link

Pence hasn't tweeted once during the debate?

piscesx, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:41 (seven years ago) link

Clinton circulates to thank the Townhall, Trump huddles with his family.

Nice metaphor - one is still working GOTV and ads in swing states, the other is doubling down on his rally audiences and, uh, New Jersey

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:41 (seven years ago) link

I could only stomach the first half hour, but Trump managed to drag everything so far down into the mud that both of them seemed to be losing. 'A wash' is the wrong term for something so unclean, but don't think Hillary won.

Frederik B, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:42 (seven years ago) link

I don't think she was great, but I can't see that it matters. Maybe she was unnerved by the first half-hour. I would have been.

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link

I thought she held her composure brilliantly and remained focused on the questions.

Treeship, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link

this seems otm re: the question of whether Trump performed well:

@SethAMandel
Trump got better as the night went on and he stopped talking about sexually assaulting women and jailing his opponent.

soref, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link

Chuck Todd and Nicole Wallace think he was better than last time b/c he got The Trump Base "elated." What does it matter?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:44 (seven years ago) link

she seemed like a pretty cool customer considering everything. she wasn't "great" but i think trump just unloaded his entire arsenal tonight, not sure what he's got left.

nomar, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:44 (seven years ago) link

HRC's objective for the next month is the same as it was a week ago: don't say the N-word or slutshame the troops, get out the vote, bait Trump

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:45 (seven years ago) link

she could win this election from a cabin in the Catskills

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:45 (seven years ago) link

i think trump just unloaded his entire arsenal tonight, not sure what he's got left.

actually pissing on stuff

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:46 (seven years ago) link

like the flag, for example

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:47 (seven years ago) link

while blaming Obama

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:47 (seven years ago) link

I dont understand how ppl arent talking about how he looked drugged and was pacing around

Treeship, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:47 (seven years ago) link

Lindy West – Verified account ‏@thelindywest

so trump talked for 40:10 & clinton talked for 39:05, yet he threw 47 tantrums about not getting equal time. men think equality = oppression

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:47 (seven years ago) link

entire arsenal

Guns can be reloaded. Wouldn't be surprised if he was so tonedeaf to voter reaction outside the Trumpbase that he dragged out the Bill accusers again.

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link

Watch the "she's got hate on her heart" get play for the next 30 days.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link

trying to analyze trump in this debate is like trying to provide a critical analysis of un chien andalou.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:49 (seven years ago) link

lol

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:49 (seven years ago) link

is he holding the razor or is he the razor

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:49 (seven years ago) link

I think he's the piano covered in corpses

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:50 (seven years ago) link

none of the cnn pundits are talking about the fact that trump literally threatened to imprison his political opponent

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:50 (seven years ago) link

we're definitely the eyeball

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:50 (seven years ago) link

Lindy west otm

look at the morning people (Jon not Jon), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:50 (seven years ago) link

The other reason why it's weird to discuss who 'won' and 'lost' the debate is because Hillary won the election at the last debate...

Frederik B, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:51 (seven years ago) link

must keep up appearances

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:51 (seven years ago) link

check out ken bone

https://twitter.com/ShehanJeyarajah/status/785310805822668800

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:52 (seven years ago) link

hrc's answers were kinda crappy for the most part but i think that was because she emotionally disconnected herself in order to survive this debate... i mean these must have been excrutiating circumstances for her, and she held it together. hats off, imo.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:52 (seven years ago) link

*excruciating

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link

it was a victory for trump only in the sense that he probably didn't alienate anyone new (a tall task even for him) but in that he is way down and doesn't have enough votes to win i think it was an utter failure because i don't think he captured a single new vote.

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link

he got The Trump Base "elated." What does it matter?

Agreed on both - A. He did elate the Limbaugh/Hannity/Bannon crowd. As Maddow and Matthews are saying on msnbc, the base is going to declare victory. They'll be crowing tomorrow. And B. It won't matter.

It'll be just a few days before the polling will show the effects of the Access Hollywood stuff, and then they'll be back to spluttering "but... BENGHAZI"

Sadly Pence via Twitter has telegraphed that he's staying in.

go get your winebox (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/mcuban/status/785306008377622528

every speech/debate of his

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link

btw frogbs and Treeship I rly suggest you two grab a spa weekend or something before the election, get a massage and some sort of mud treatment and turn off yr phones

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link

if trump actually had any debating skills or self-control he could have done a lot more damage with all his material, but it was all he could do to try and just plop it all out there

j., Monday, 10 October 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link

frogbs' resistance to data at this point is NRO level.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link

xp i mean if you want to drag her down using bill, you don't do it by blurting out, CHILD RAPIST, no one's gonna bite at that

j., Monday, 10 October 2016 02:56 (seven years ago) link

What are you talking bout Alfred?

frogbs, Monday, 10 October 2016 02:58 (seven years ago) link

exactly

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:00 (seven years ago) link

ROFL

https://twitter.com/on3ness/status/785313135200653312

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:01 (seven years ago) link

Sullivan with his usual drool:

I’m horrified to say that Trump will survive this, even though he absolutely shouldn’t. I suspect this performance will prevent a total meltdown in his campaign. His Breitbart-style attacks on Clinton will have riled up his base. Her defensive rebuttals were not crude enough to hit home. But it remains true that this man openly pledged to put his opponent in jail if he is elected – something that is truly destructive of a liberal democracy. He pledged to ally with Putin’s Russia in global politics. He offered mere slogans when asked to provide substantive policy answers. And he took politics to a new low in his tabloid antics.

He’s a disgrace and a national embarrassment. And he may still win this election.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:02 (seven years ago) link

Im gonna watch it in 30 minutes. Packers are on. I aint at home.

frogbs, Monday, 10 October 2016 03:03 (seven years ago) link

I was wondering after the VP debate how much nymag is paying him to reprise his 2012 schtick just one more time

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:04 (seven years ago) link

I hope they're getting like negative conversions or however shit is measured nowadays (re: Sullivan)

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:05 (seven years ago) link

lol Sullivan freakout just a little behind schedule

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:07 (seven years ago) link

hrc's answers were kinda crappy for the most part but i think that was because she emotionally disconnected herself

...around 1975

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:07 (seven years ago) link

good move on her part. the 1975 are a terrible band.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:09 (seven years ago) link

Sullivan with his usual drool

I don't know--that seems like a pretty accurate summary of what I saw.

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link

Mike Pence ‏@mike_pence 27m27 minutes ago
Congrats to my running mate @realDonaldTrump on a big debate win! Proud to stand with you as we #MAGA.

lol you piece of shit

marcos, Monday, 10 October 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link

Except for Sullivan's last line--missed that.

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link

trump was terrible, anyone saying he "did better tonight" are you fucking kidding me

marcos, Monday, 10 October 2016 03:12 (seven years ago) link

it was the exact same thing as the last debate, throwing incoherent redmeat bullshit to his base bc that's all he knows how to do, talk to his rallies, nobody else wants to hear that shit and he isn't winning any new voters

marcos, Monday, 10 October 2016 03:13 (seven years ago) link

lol you piece of shit

Nah, this is okay. Let him go off the edge with Trump.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:13 (seven years ago) link

i bet some of the people who unendorsed him yesterday are regretting that decision, moral and intellectual titans that they are

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:13 (seven years ago) link

Sullivan with his usual drool

I don't know--that seems like a pretty accurate summary of what I saw.

― clemenza, Sunday, October 9, 2016

If it were an election before 2004, I think so. He convinced his base. But his base was convinced he was a good prez two weeks ago. His base is unmoved by the last 48 hours. She lost no support, he gained none. Nothing has changed since 8:58 p.m.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:14 (seven years ago) link

low expectations, also people judging hillary a bit hard considering this tall toad of a man said he'd put her in jail and trotted those four ladies out right before the debate, then stalked her all over the stage.

nomar, Monday, 10 October 2016 03:14 (seven years ago) link

I mean, of course he was gonna survive the last 48 hours

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:15 (seven years ago) link

Loser audience member: "What are you gonna do about stuff?"

Trump: "She knows George Soros!"

?????

scott seward, Monday, 10 October 2016 03:15 (seven years ago) link

Fuck all these gaslighting motherfuckers who are -- for whatever reason -- claiming trump did well or reassured his base or even "won"

Treeship, Monday, 10 October 2016 03:16 (seven years ago) link

(xposts) I agree with all of that, but he went into the debate with the entire party apparatus ready to walk away from him (including, apparently, his VP). Just to hang on until the next debate, which he will now, was something of an achievement.

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 03:17 (seven years ago) link

You guys realize that the moment another tape drops with awful comments/actions on it that ANY ground he regained tonight is gone again.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:18 (seven years ago) link

I think this is seriously about the networks wanting to sustain interest in the election by creating the impression of a "horse race"

Treeship, Monday, 10 October 2016 03:18 (seven years ago) link

Fuck all these gaslighting motherfuckers who are -- for whatever reason -- claiming trump did well or reassured his base or even "won"

― Treeship, Sunday, October 9, 2016 1

Trump reassured his base two weeks ago to such an extent that they went to online polls and said he won. And the RNC wasn't going to abandon Trump -- not with this base. If anything, Paul Ryan's situation gets worse, and it couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:19 (seven years ago) link

remember how Trump's number surged with undecideds in swing states after Pence won the debate a week ago

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:20 (seven years ago) link

As for the first half-hour, I suspect he knows there's more stuff on the way and just basically said "Who cares? May as well burn the village down." And he enjoys that, and he'll get lots of adulation from Trump and Hannity for the next few days, and since he's past the point of bringing over any new voters, that's about all he can do.

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 03:21 (seven years ago) link

Limbaugh and Hannity, I meant, although Trump and Hannity works too.

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 03:22 (seven years ago) link

In 2016 we won't see a landslide and we may never see a crazy-ass president nukes blue states in eight years. Candidates with approval ratings in the high forties are the new normal. No one gets converted by these things anymore.

And he enjoys that, and he'll get lots of adulation from Trump and Hannity for the next few days, and since he's past the point of bringing over any new voters, that's about all he can do.

otm

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:22 (seven years ago) link

haha meant "may never see one unless a"

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:22 (seven years ago) link

lol
http://i.share.pho.to/ca2770a9_o.png

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:27 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/bjones/status/785297770718568448

Brian Adam Jones
‏@bjones

Ok guys this is really the best picture of the entire election.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuXwJ7OWgAMQacn.jpg:large

6:55 PM - 9 Oct 2016

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:30 (seven years ago) link

cannot imagine how he wins a single woman voter what with stalking and threatening her like he did

not joking that i was sitting here and realized i had unconsciously been sort of curling up into a ball to protect myself b/c of his behavior looming behind her and wagging his finger

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:30 (seven years ago) link

The guy I listen to in the car out of Buffalo will be absolutely unbearable tomorrow. That's the Trump he loves--he goes on and on about how spineless Romney and McCain were about not attacking Obama, how Republicans always roll over, etc. He probably broke down and cried (joy) when Trump said "You'd be in jail." And he'll love Trump whining to the moderators. That first half-hour would be as cathartic to him as Gingrich turning on John King four years ago was to that audience.

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 03:33 (seven years ago) link

I hate Donald Trump.

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:39 (seven years ago) link

57-34 for Clinton in the CNN poll.

Hey, Kellyanne Conway was resurfaced.

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link

Balloon Juice front pager working for free does a way better job than Andrew Sullivan, meritocracy in fine form as usual

Trump lost his goddamned mind in this debate. Nobody in a western democracy threatens to jail their opponent on live TV. This guy wants to be Vladimir Putin. I literally cannot believe that reporters will talk about fine details of this or that exchange when an American candidate for President went gibbering insane in front of the country. Folks honestly need to contact your media outlets and complain every time someone acts like this is remotely normal behavior.

https://www.balloon-juice.com/2016/10/09/tonights-big-take-home/

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link

Ben Smith
‏@BuzzFeedBen

In the spin room, Nigel Farrage just compared Trump to a "silverback gorilla." "He dominated her."

8:39 PM - 9 Oct 2016

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link

Wait so Phil D. is the point of that tweet that 538 literally can't interpret their own figures properly anymore?

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:44 (seven years ago) link

538 Tweet: I would definitely call my band the Fleeting Interjections.

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 03:45 (seven years ago) link

mediocre yet dangerous men: barely stumbling over lowered bars since forever

maura, Monday, 10 October 2016 03:46 (seven years ago) link

I genuinely do not understand how ANYONE who was not already firmly in Trump's corner thought that he did well tonight. That was one of the most mortifying displays I've ever witnessed in any context. I guess if you're suggesting that he did well because he didn't fully succumb to the public nervous breakdown he's been flirting with, I'll grant you that much.

People Have No Idea The Support (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:51 (seven years ago) link

And I totally understand anyone who felt triggered by his behavior. I honestly thought he was in a desperate enough place that he might physically assault Clinton at some point. Major, major kudos to her in dealing with that uncaged ape with aplomb.

People Have No Idea The Support (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:54 (seven years ago) link

Scariest line of the night by far was Trump saying "I didn’t think I was going to say this, but I’m going to say it..." He'd already brought up Bill and Juanita Broderick and the 12-year-old at that point--had literally no idea where he was going to go next. (That's when he brought up jail time.)

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 03:54 (seven years ago) link

Sorry if that was already posted

Evan, Monday, 10 October 2016 03:55 (seven years ago) link

donald trump is frank yart y'all

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuXwuQ3XgAIFKvS.jpg

savvinesslessness (map), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:55 (seven years ago) link

hart lol

savvinesslessness (map), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:55 (seven years ago) link

in tonight's debate, he reminded the american public that he is more than simply a dangerous sexual predator. he showed that, in addition, he is unable to string two coherent sentences together. so yeah. big win.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Monday, 10 October 2016 03:56 (seven years ago) link

I hear the focus group on CNN was also largely Hillary?

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 03:58 (seven years ago) link

but yeah, this race is still over, we have to stomach the last month.

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 03:59 (seven years ago) link

genuinely do not understand how ANYONE who was not already firmly in Trump's corner thought that he did well tonight.

that's just it. i don't actually believe those folks (despite their protestations to the contrary) thought he did too great in the first one. they genuinely think he did this time. doesn't matter. dude's done.

serge thoroughgoods (will), Monday, 10 October 2016 04:00 (seven years ago) link

i don't think he will win but i think the fact that people on tv were discussing him as if he were a candidate again rather than a pariah was deeply troubling.

Treeship, Monday, 10 October 2016 04:01 (seven years ago) link

to caek upthread, that's what I thought - once you're hitting Hillary's polling numbers, kinda hard to get much higher, so not surprised that the numbers did or didn't do what they did tonight.

xpost yes, I agree, but what are you gonna do - that everybody falls for the strategy of diminished expectations like trained apes time and again just shows the GOP and their voters are largely dum-dums

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 04:03 (seven years ago) link

Honestly, I think a lot of these people are delirious after talking about pussy all weekend.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 October 2016 04:03 (seven years ago) link

it was so weird. one minute trump says clinton has "tremendous hatred in her heart" and is creepily looming over her, the next a smiling kellyanne conway tells chris matthews that trump "really spoke to the frustrations of voters tonight" and faced only a few mild objections. they cut to chuck todd who said that she was a "lovely person"

Treeship, Monday, 10 October 2016 04:06 (seven years ago) link

Like, I'm really glad Anderson Cooper pressed him for a non-flimsy answer on whether or not he's ever done the things he was talking about on the bus, because we all know he has and it's just a matter of time until it's proven.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 October 2016 04:06 (seven years ago) link

One thing I don't understand is why Clinton wasn't much more aggressive about all the Republican defections the past couple of days. She mentioned it in passing, and defensively. Why didn't she ask him point-blank why that was happening?

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 04:06 (seven years ago) link

cable news needs to be buried at yucca mountain

savvinesslessness (map), Monday, 10 October 2016 04:08 (seven years ago) link

well on the bright side, only one more of these pieces of moribund, fetid theatre, then we vote and move on with our lives

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 04:09 (seven years ago) link

^ otm

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 10 October 2016 04:11 (seven years ago) link

not surprisingly, they are absolutely thrilled with his performance over at The_Donald

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 04:16 (seven years ago) link

for real. that OLD POST OFFICE rant was just garbled nonsense. how can anyone hear that kinda stuff and take him seriously?

scott seward, Monday, 10 October 2016 04:18 (seven years ago) link

just to remind everyone, there is no possible way Trump can lose this election unless there is massive voter fraud, verging into the territory of seven or eight million fraudulent votes cast, given how badly he's trailing in the opinion polls. this is what we're confronting in this piece of human horseshit.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 10 October 2016 04:19 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/reimamy/status/785297823914790913

Amy R
‏@reimamy

@carrieffisher tell me something about that sniffle...coke head or no?

6:56 PM - 9 Oct 2016
418 retweets 917 likes

Reply to @reimamy @carrieffisher

Carrie Fisher ‏@carrieffisher 2h2 hours ago

@reimamy I'm an expert & ABSOLUTELY

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(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 04:21 (seven years ago) link

the entire cnn panel cannot BELIEVE how much of a total asshole lewandowski is

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 04:25 (seven years ago) link

really glad Anderson Cooper pressed him for a non-flimsy answer on whether or not he's ever done the things he was talking about on the bus, because we all know he has and it's just a matter of time until it's proven.

^^^^^^^^ THIS

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 04:26 (seven years ago) link

not surprisingly, they are absolutely thrilled with his performance over at The_Donald

that is seriously becoming one of the creepiest places in the world right now.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 10 October 2016 04:26 (seven years ago) link

it's not even in the top 100 creepiest places on Reddit

erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 10 October 2016 04:28 (seven years ago) link

still p creepy tho

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 04:29 (seven years ago) link

also, as someone on twitter observed w/r/t the whole disagreeing with pence thing: did trump not actually watch or pay attention during the vp debates? i myself did not watch them, but isn't that when pence laid out his thoughts on syria? that's got to be pretty galling

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 04:31 (seven years ago) link

one of my friends (a sweet mother of six in her mid-40s who is very not political but has started speaking out against Trump now) posted a short sentence criticizing him and is getting talked down to by three men in response, almost minutes later.

which is why all along, I haven't been able to understand people that say "relax, he won't be able to pass most of his ridiculous legislation". maybe not, but him being in the White House would just encourage more of this bullying, anti-intellectual, xenophobic, sexist behavior among the general population, and that has been what has scared me from Day 1.

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 04:32 (seven years ago) link

Came to post about Lewandowski too--unbearable.

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 04:34 (seven years ago) link

he's a fuckstain. is it possible to be affiliated with Trump and come across as any kind of decent human being, though? when you have the taint of Trump....nope, sorry, sentence over.

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 04:37 (seven years ago) link

q: you were heard casually talking about sexually abusing any beautiful woman who crosses your path. what say you?
a: sorry, you weren't meant to hear that. just some intra-dbag chat there. now here are some women that say my OPPONENT's husband sexually abused THEM. Also, I will SNEAK ATTACK ISIS BAM goodnite no more terrorism.

idiots: idk maybe this trump guy is alright

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 10 October 2016 04:39 (seven years ago) link

emails are just words but Trump seemed pretty worked up about them

erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 10 October 2016 04:42 (seven years ago) link

literally cannot process a single word lewandowski says b/c only message coming across is wow this guy's an asshole

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 04:43 (seven years ago) link

the one thing I have to remind myself is that most people are rational enough to see him as a really big dumbshit, but it's just that those that lionize him make a lot of noise.

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 04:43 (seven years ago) link

i cant imagine how awful it would be to have an actual, in-an-intimate-relationship argument with trump. makes my skin crawl

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 04:44 (seven years ago) link

trump vibes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ks9MJZm1Lk

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 04:49 (seven years ago) link

Ok watching this now, I'm only 30 minutes in but yeah I'm not sure how this is a win for Trump at all, he is coming off like a giant baby and sniffling like crazy

frogbs, Monday, 10 October 2016 04:56 (seven years ago) link

i think the 'trump did well!' narrative is already beginning to evaporate.

nomar, Monday, 10 October 2016 05:00 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NQrCzxQZ0A

wow lewandowski is a slimeball

k3vin k., Monday, 10 October 2016 05:09 (seven years ago) link

i can only make it about 30secs into those yelling matches, but yeah he seems p terrible

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 05:14 (seven years ago) link

A nice reaction shot here:

https://twitter.com/gbrockell/status/785319074083528704

Gillian Brockell
‏@gbrockell

Here's an undecided female voter when Trump called Clinton "the devil," which is everything you need to know about 2016. #debate

pic.twitter.com/63eXCXjoyM

8:20 PM - 9 Oct 2016

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 05:19 (seven years ago) link

this election can kinda be summed up by lewandowski roughly grabbing a female reporter and denying it, then whining and crying when a female co-panelist mildly touched his arm.

nomar, Monday, 10 October 2016 05:21 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/BrettLoGiurato/status/785309073726140416

Brett LoGiurato @BrettLoGiurato

TRUMP I: “She doesn’t have the stamina.”

TRUMP II: “She doesn’t quit. She never gives up."

7:40 PM - 9 Oct 2016

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 05:27 (seven years ago) link

still hung up on trump creepy stalking lurking behavior and how disturbing it was

even the progressive panels of analysts are like 75% male so they're just not getting it

it was really, really bad

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 05:34 (seven years ago) link

Ok yeah he bombed this, good night y'all

frogbs, Monday, 10 October 2016 05:35 (seven years ago) link

i can see why lewandowski and trump get along so well

if you can't physically inimidate women just talk over them constantly

bullies. ugh.

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 05:35 (seven years ago) link

aaand just checked my facebook to see several women friends sharing/commenting on how trump reminds them of abusers. exactly. he does.

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 10 October 2016 05:39 (seven years ago) link

wonder what this means https://twitter.com/costareports/status/785349205917245440

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 05:40 (seven years ago) link

hmm

nomar, Monday, 10 October 2016 05:44 (seven years ago) link

caught the last hour of this live but just now doubling back to the first chunk and you have to be on SERIOUS pundit autopilot to go "well it wasn't a knockout for either of them..." because i mean 99% of the people watching this tuned in at the very start because they wanted the followup from friday, and were watching everything through that filter, and with particular interest in how that got addressed. more than anything else.

and he was spectacularly bad. as anybody would have predicted obviously but oh my god watching this man is horrible. he's horrible with the discussion of the video and in every other way. he is rambling crazily and the seams are all visible. like, every single one of his subject changes or attempts to turn things around to being an attack on clinton - they each light up loud and clear with red alert sirens because to the viewers (not talking head show observers or w/e) are thinking about that video and what a creepy, slimy, sneaky, dangerous motherfucker this is.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Monday, 10 October 2016 05:47 (seven years ago) link

people keep misreading trump's "it's just words folks". that was the most disgusting prez debate performance I've ever seen or heard about, plz don't waste reportage space on a misrepresentation.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 10 October 2016 05:47 (seven years ago) link

I am willing to bet that Trump's gender gap widened by several percentage points this weekend. He won't have gained any new votes from men for this performance, but he will have lost quite few from women.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 10 October 2016 05:56 (seven years ago) link

oh, my god. the way the whole emails thing turns into trump interrupting clinton repeatedly after it being specifically called out by the moderators... he is so so so horrible and hateful. y00ou have to be seriously detached from reality to watch that and come up with a "CANDIDATES TRADE BLOWS" type headline (or "CANDIDATES HURL INSULTS," at CNN). i mean that's on top of his typically incoherent attempts to prosecute points so that nobody watching would even actually come away with the slightest clue what point he thinks he's making or why it should be worth being this much of a loud bullying shithead... staggeringly off-putting.

OMG AND THEN AFTER LIKE TWO MINUTES OF EXPLICITLY TRYING TO MOVE ON TO AUDIENCE QUESTIONS HE STARTS IN ON ANDERSON COOPER ABOUT COVERING THE EMAILS, like he is blatantly eating into the time for the audience question thing. like oh sure yeah i bet that's playing well out in tv land.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Monday, 10 October 2016 06:02 (seven years ago) link

the 3 against 1 thing.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Monday, 10 October 2016 06:03 (seven years ago) link

Raddatz: "When you walked off that bus [where the recording was captured] at age 59, were you a different man, or did that behavior continue until just recently?"
Trump: "I am a person who has great respect for people, for my family, for the people of this country. And certainly, I'm not proud of it but that was something that happened...
And I will tell you that when Hillary brings up a point like that and talks about words that I said 11 years ago, I think it's disgraceful and I think she should be ashamed of herself, if you want to know the truth."

what a pathetic cartoonish villian

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 10 October 2016 06:26 (seven years ago) link

Willey, Broadrrick, and Jones lose whatever credibility any of them had by allowing themselves to be used as props by this confessed abusive windbag. I wonder if he tried to get Monica too and she declined.

akm, Monday, 10 October 2016 07:49 (seven years ago) link

i noticed that when trump mentioned them at the start of the debate, he implied that bill clinton had raped a 12 year old. classy.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 10 October 2016 07:51 (seven years ago) link

even that wapo artice from Costa above lumps Shelton in with Bill Clinton accusors in one sentence, sloppy

akm, Monday, 10 October 2016 07:52 (seven years ago) link

i mean, Trump has a fucking child rape charge on him right now. If you were seriously a rape victim, why would you be allowing yourself to be used by this fucktard?

akm, Monday, 10 October 2016 08:00 (seven years ago) link

Why does Paul Ryan always look like he's wearing his dad's suit? I know the guy's famous for being a shredded X-Fit mfer so why does he wear these enormous, billowy suits that make his neck look tiny??

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 October 2016 08:07 (seven years ago) link

talking heads fan

akm, Monday, 10 October 2016 08:09 (seven years ago) link

ok a quick Google search tells me this is not a new obsv. Sorry everyone!!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 October 2016 08:15 (seven years ago) link

i mean, Trump has a fucking child rape charge on him right now. If you were seriously a rape victim, why would you be allowing yourself to be used by this fucktard?

― akm, Monday, October 10, 2016 3:00 AM (forty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The trump child rape accusation is sketchier than the bill Clinton accusations. I'd hesitate before throwing that one around

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Monday, 10 October 2016 08:50 (seven years ago) link

It's not sketchier than the Hillary child rape accusation.

http://www.snopes.com/hillary-clinton-freed-child-rapist-laughed-about-it/

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 10 October 2016 09:15 (seven years ago) link

regardless of trump's electoral strategy, if you had been raped by the husband of the likely next president, it probably would not matter who was asking you to criticise that person or highlight that that happened.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 10 October 2016 10:52 (seven years ago) link

still hung up on trump creepy stalking lurking behavior and how disturbing it was

Yeah, this freaked me out too, possibly magnified by Hillary being fairly petite (don't know what height she is) and Trump looming over her like an angry lumbering orangutan who enjoys abusing women.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 11:14 (seven years ago) link

This is pretty fantastic: Donald Trump's Sniffling Continues, Here Now Are The Possible Causes

People Have No Idea The Support (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 October 2016 12:11 (seven years ago) link

KarloffLanchester.jpg

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 October 2016 13:15 (seven years ago) link

very good q on public/private positions. good dodge from clinton bringing up lincoln.

― Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, October 9, 2016 9:51 PM (yesterday)

In what universe is this thread...looks like y'all were measuring the drapes a little early over the weekend. Have you googled Kathy Shelton yet?

Iago Galdston, Monday, 10 October 2016 13:17 (seven years ago) link

if anyone is accusing someone of being out of touch with reality, it should never be YOU

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link

Was hoping Hillary would have had the opportunity to give Donald one of those Bush head nods.

http://i.imgur.com/4Okg2MY.gif

pplains, Monday, 10 October 2016 13:24 (seven years ago) link

some of the first polls after Trump's leak have just come out (although all of them include polling from before the leak too). Rasmussen shows Clinton w/ a 7% national lead. Rasmussen. Ouch.

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 13:24 (seven years ago) link

Iago is a sockpuppet, right? Polls show Clinton winning the debate, Trump falling further behind, and 'he' is continuing? That is not a real person, right?

And yeah, I knew who Kathy Shelton is, has for a long time. Her story is well known, no news there. Not like the genuinely new information that Trump used to brag about assaulting women, so probably won't stop that story, y'know?

Before the debate was shown on Danish television, they had a young conservative in the studio to explain why he supported Trump. More money for the military, basically. But he also said that Trump spoke his mind, for better or worse. Worse, because sometimes his lix count wasn't that high. And the moderator smiled and nodded, as a man said the problem with bragging about sexual assault was that he used short words to do it.

Frederik B, Monday, 10 October 2016 13:37 (seven years ago) link

Before the debate was shown on Danish television, they had a young conservative in the studio to explain why he supported Trump. More money for the military, basically.

Which he is going to achieve through the magical expedient of cutting the top marginal rate AND the corporate tax rate. Somehow.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 13:40 (seven years ago) link

This is a good summary of what Trump was really up to last night, and what the last 30 days might be like.

https://newrepublic.com/article/137639/donald-trump-going-tear-everything

Love Phil D's matched photos.

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuaSe-WXgAAEOw-.jpg

Ivanka doesn't seem to mind...

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 October 2016 13:47 (seven years ago) link

Before the debate was shown on Danish television, they had a young conservative in the studio to explain why he supported Trump. More money for the military, basically.

Which he is going to achieve through the magical expedient of cutting the top marginal rate AND the corporate tax rate. Somehow.

― Cumstaun (Phil D.), 10. oktober 2016 15:40 (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, it makes a certain kind of sense. Trump wants to force NATO countries into spending more on their own military, and this guy wanted more money for the Danish military. And the fact that the guy is a racist Putin-worshipping scumbag who brags about sexual assault doesn't bother him, nor apparently the host.

Frederik B, Monday, 10 October 2016 13:58 (seven years ago) link

rasumussen poll in the field from wednesday to sunday out: clintion +7 (she was -1)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link

Jeet Heer otm

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 14:20 (seven years ago) link

This is pretty fantastic: Donald Trump's Sniffling Continues, Here Now Are The Possible Causes

― People Have No Idea The Support (Old Lunch)

wait why the fuck was forbes reporting on WWE No Mercy?

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Monday, 10 October 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

costa was at NRO before the post and he's been replaced by https://twitter.com/TimAlberta who is a little crankier and a lot more conservative afaict, but also seems to have the ear of the GOP establishment

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link

Have you googled Kathy Shelton yet?

The Snopes article pointing out that it's bullshit is 7 posts up, genius.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 10 October 2016 14:29 (seven years ago) link

I can't help but keep thinking how curious it is that Trump attacks BILL Clinton when he is standing against Hillary Clinton.

I know he tries to extend it to her, 'Hillary attacked these women' etc, but he's mainly attacking someone who's not standing against him rather than the person who is.

the pinefox, Monday, 10 October 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

y'all should've watched the Packers/Giants game instead. at least there it's only the participants suffering brain damage.

frogbs, Monday, 10 October 2016 14:35 (seven years ago) link

google K@thy Sh3lt0n find jorel!

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 October 2016 14:36 (seven years ago) link

Kathy Shelton thing is ridiculous.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 10 October 2016 14:42 (seven years ago) link

Ken Bone: Hero

https://twitter.com/albamonica/status/785488647617470465

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/kenbone18/status/785346981191352320

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 14:49 (seven years ago) link

ha, is that really him? this is his only tweet from before yesterday: https://twitter.com/kenbone18/status/387176988277895168

soref, Monday, 10 October 2016 14:53 (seven years ago) link

Some big conference call with Ryan and House members happening this morning. I suspect last night was the worst possible outcome for Ryan. Trump did "well enough" (understand that this just means he didn't literally tell anyone to go fuck themselves and didn't quit halfway through the debate) that his 35% digs in even more, which just freezes everything for Ryan. He's incapable of making a clean break from Trump himself--even the video wasn't enough--and he needed something definitively catastrophic to make it easy for him, and he didn't get that. So his mess deepens.

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 14:56 (seven years ago) link

otm. re: worst possible outcome, costa tweeted this am

In calls this morning, many Rs privately want to defect from Trump. But they say the debate gave them pause since he roused their base.
Meanwhile, Trump circle gloating. Privately mocking elected Rs who are agonizing. One laughed and said, "We don't care."

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link

since friday i have seen like 50+ new hillary/kaine signs go up in lower merion + penn valley (montgomery country)

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link

In calls this morning, many Rs privately want to defect from Trump. But they say the debate gave them pause since he roused their base.

Oh so they have a public position and a private position like in that movie "Lincoln," how interesting.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 15:05 (seven years ago) link

lol

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:06 (seven years ago) link

great job creating a "stab in the back" narrative, gop. not only is trump going to lose, but paul ryan is somehow going to take the blame for it!

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Monday, 10 October 2016 15:11 (seven years ago) link

^^^

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:12 (seven years ago) link

This is kind of amazing, especially the quotes from Giuliani.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-campaign-clinton-accusers-family-box

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:13 (seven years ago) link

been thinking about what this means for GOP-controlled congress + Ryan's leadership. He may be looking at his own revolt/removal after the election.

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:13 (seven years ago) link

Ryan's gonna pay for the wall now

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/785498801062543360
BREAKING-- @SpeakerRyan tells house republicans he won't defend trump and will focus the next 29 days on keeping the house majority.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 15:18 (seven years ago) link

The responses to that are exactly right. It's just another meaningless dodge: not defending him, if that means not defending the video, has already happened and requires nothing anyway.

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link

Am I the only one who is freaked out with Clinton's attempts gin up up another cold/proxy war with Russia?

schwantz, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:23 (seven years ago) link

Well, a lot of people are freaked out that Russia has invaded Ukraine, helped Assad kill his own people and hacked American institutions in an attempt to meddle in the US election. I don't think that many people are blaming Clinton, though.

Frederik B, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:26 (seven years ago) link

i was more freaked out about trump's talk about how we dont have enough nukes

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

"gin up"? Clinton didn't force Putin to invade the Crimea, conduct a scorched earth bombing campaign in syria, or try to influence the US elections (irony alert: when Bibi spoke in front of Congress Greenwald types freaked the fuck out that he was trying to influence the election - same bros totally cool w/ Russia actually hacking DNC files to influence it)

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

lol fred u otm xp

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

yes, oddly

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:28 (seven years ago) link

Well let's arm us some "rebels" then I guess. How could that ever turn out badly?

schwantz, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link

i was more freaked out about trump's talk about how we dont have enough nukes

this was a really bizarre tangent he went on, like it was 1982 or something. made it clear he has no idea wtf is up with US/USSR nuclear arsenals and treaties

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

I'm kinda into arming the peshmerga tbh

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

agreed that it's not exactly "ginning up" - - - though i did get a real uncomfortable shiver with all the proxy war stuff with US soldiers advising and training local forces etc. etc. i mean at this point both the strategic approach and the language are old as dirt but the vietnam and post-9/11 wars have kinda cemented a lot of associations there.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Monday, 10 October 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

I realize Ryan's position in terms of how best to keep the House is close to no-win, but as to any future run at the presidency, he's making it so easy for someone else running for the nomination to kill him on this in 2020.

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link

from both directions!

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 10 October 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link

I'm kinda into arming the peshmerga tbh

ditto.

Well let's arm us some "rebels" then I guess. How could that ever turn out badly?

you mean unlike the current status quo where everything is fine and dandy?

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link

After the debate, Kellyanne Conway, Donald Trump’s campaign manager, suggested that some of the male members of Congress who are not supporting Donald Trump have sexually harassed women. She didn’t answer an email seeking clarification. http://bit.ly/2dR0CHo

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The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link

perfect. knives out.

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:35 (seven years ago) link

I'd let Russia and Iran deal with it. Assad sucks but heavily-armed ISIS rebels are worse imo.

schwantz, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link

uh that's not what the peshmerga are

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:38 (seven years ago) link

lol

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 October 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

that...doesn't seem like a winning strategy, kellyanne

nomar, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link

"What's Peshmerga?"

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 October 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link

Have you seen what the rebels have been up to? Call them whatever you want but they are not the good guys.

schwantz, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link

arming the kurds is a terrible idea, although i like the implied "fuck you erdogan" in the suggestion.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Monday, 10 October 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

I wouldn't call them guys, no

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/isis-terror/meet-kurdish-women-fighting-isis-syria-n199821

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/KSDKkiya/status/785501872069017601

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

NRO:

Paul Ryan is greenlighting additional defections from the Trump campaign and has told the GOP conference he will no longer defend or campaign with the Republican nominee. On a conference call this morning, the House speaker told members of the Republican conference to “handle Trump however best it works in each individual race,” according to a GOP representative present on the call. Ryan’s guidance comes on the heels of a weekend that saw dozens of defections from high-profile Republicans in the wake of the publication of an 11-year-old tape that shows Trump bragging in the most vulgar terms about making unwanted advances on women. Ryan himself rescinded an invitation to the GOP nominee to appear at a gathering of Wisconsin Republicans on Saturday, though he has not withdrawn his support for Trump’s candidacy or called for him to step aside, as many others did over the weekend.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link

he still supports Trump for president, so fuck him

frogbs, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:55 (seven years ago) link

Have you seen what the rebels have been up to? Call them whatever you want but they are not the good guys.

There are many different rebel groups. Something like 1,000 different ones.

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link

lol so pathetic and craven of ryan, and very transparently so. people are free to defect from trump - - - which was already happening anyway! so he doesn't even come out looking like he slackened the leash, even.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Monday, 10 October 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

And CNN is saying that a whole bunch of House members are angry at him over this. So who does he please? He's either seen as a traitor or (because he won't take back his halfhearted symbolic endorsement) a coward.

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

assuming he's holding a leash – or that the leash isn't around his own neck

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

So give half of them weapons?

schwantz, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

Alfred - yeah, that's a better way of getting at it - it's one of those attempts to exercise power that actually reveals the absence of any.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Monday, 10 October 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

ah memories:

Republican campaign operatives are urging their party's Congressional candidates to cut loose from Bob Dole and press voters to maintain a Republican majority and deny a re-elected President Clinton a ''blank check.''

The advice, being passed on by field workers from the National Republican Congressional Committee, dovetails with some major findings of the latest New York Times/CBS News Poll, which shows Democrats holding a 47-to-39-percent advantage when people were asked which party they would support.

Those numbers clearly suggested that Democrats could pick up the net of 18 seats they need to regain control of the House.

But the poll showed that prospect could be jeopardized by a substantial concern, shared by a fifth of probable Clinton voters, about letting Democrats control both Congress and the White House again. Forty-eight percent of those polled said that if Mr. Clinton won re-election it would be better to have a Republican Congress to check him; only 41 percent wanted a Democratic Congress, too.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

Whatever I guess I'm the only one who was scared by that exchange. Carry on.

schwantz, Monday, 10 October 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

there's lots about Syria on the rolling MENA thread

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

Schwantz I'm pretty sure 100% of the GOP congressional caucus have guns already

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 October 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

Should have used xposts

schwantz, Monday, 10 October 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

i mean at this point both the strategic approach and the language are old as dirt but the vietnam and post-9/11 wars have kinda cemented a lot of associations there.

― DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), 10. oktober 2016 17:30 (thirty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think a key difference for me is that, as a European child of the nineties, who went to school, high school, university, with Bosnians, Croats, Albanians, has worked with Serbians and Macedonians, those associations will just never be as cemented for me. I just don't have the same pessimism, never will. Hear different stories about western intervention, even from citizens of countries targeted by it.

Frederik B, Monday, 10 October 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

Where's the fun in that?

FWIW I empathize with you but as others have pointed out the actual world already has plenty of what you're worried about going on in it already.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 October 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

NBC poll (post-video, pre-debate) has Clinton up 46-35.

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 16:09 (seven years ago) link

Clinton up 46-35

Nice. Now they just have to show up and vote.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 10 October 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

i was wondering if there's be a post-debate bounce for trump but i suspect the numbers would be exactly the same. it's actually kind of amazing how that pre-debate stunt was such a failure, i hadn't watched it and thought it was more of a thing than it was, but i suspect it was intended to be a mere preview of the thing they tried to pull off. Giuliani is such a slimeball, I hope some enterprising producer digs up one of the women he treated like shit and ambushes him with her.

nomar, Monday, 10 October 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link

it looked totally gross and exploitative

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/EVanimal44/status/785333459392790528

k3vin k., Monday, 10 October 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link

Waaaaay xposts: Phil D., yeah horror movie stalker came to my mind too, although it wasn't Michael Myers it was Leatherface.

http://www.wsj.com/articles/donald-trumps-support-falls-in-wake-of-lewd-video-new-poll-says-1476115225?tesla=y

2/3rds of GOP think party should stick by Trump

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

it looked totally gross and exploitative

And deplorable. And irredeemable.

heh

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CualqR5WYAEj997.jpg

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link

nice

k3vin k., Monday, 10 October 2016 16:42 (seven years ago) link

he must've ran out of tic tacs

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link

Yeah I hear everyone on the ancient queasiness about "we'll just advise the rebels," but this isn't an arena in which there are good choices.

1. Do nothing. You have the blood of innocents on your hands; you're ignoring post-Holocaust "never again" pledges.

2. Go in with full ground-troop intervention. You're an invading/occupying force waging a LAND WAR IN ASIA(tm); American sons and daughters are dying for a vague and/or questionable cause and questionable allies (again).

3. Some third way - air power, alliances, advising, special forces, invisible war gnomes?

go get your winebox (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 10 October 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link

I'm going out of my way to a void Latinas For Trump chair, a friend of a good friend, on my Facebook feed.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link

i am in favor of invisible war gnomes

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/williamjordann/status/785254221557993472

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 16:53 (seven years ago) link

you forgot to add the blood of innocents to 2. also

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 10 October 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

already tired of hearing about ken bone tbh

marcos, Monday, 10 October 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

yeah idgi

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

people are really desperate for some levity, harder to blame them than usual imo

i know nothing about russia (difficult listening hour), Monday, 10 October 2016 17:02 (seven years ago) link

ok well normmacdonaldasburtreynolds.img

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 10 October 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link

game over

But in a sign that Republicans could suffer big down-ballot losses as a result of the new controversy, the poll found the Democrats’ advantage on the question of which party should control Congress widened to 7 percentage points, up from 3 percentage points in a Journal/NBC News survey last month.

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link

xp to Mordy's twitter poll link - so around 10% of marriages are complete bullshit? Shocked, shocked etc

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 October 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link

or they're just trying to keep the peace by lying (or avoiding talking politics). i mean not a great thing for a marriage imo but not necessarily "complete bullshit"

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:04 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/djperry1973/status/785302485963509760

this was my ultimate take on the debate, particularly Trump

¶ (DJP), Monday, 10 October 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

i did not know, but could have guessed, that the cartoonist for the ny post is a sick puppy

http://www.caglecartoons.com/viewimage.asp?ID={29B1D885-1636-429B-AF08-7AA38E7E5630}

goole, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link

Holy fucking shit:

http://www.caglecartoons.com/viewimage.asp?ID={29B1D885-1636-429B-AF08-7AA38E7E5630}

For those who don't know, the cartoonist, Sean Delonas, worked for the New York Post for many years. He did this one back in 2009:

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-02-18-cartoon.jpg

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 10 October 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link

Warren Buffett sent this out as a press release about an hour ago:

Answering a question last night about his $916 million income tax loss carryforward in 1995, Donald Trump stated that “Warren Buffett took a massive deduction.” Mr. Trump says he knows more about taxes than any other human. He has not seen my income tax returns. But I am happy to give him the facts.

My 2015 return shows adjusted gross income of $11,563,931. My deductions totaled $5,477,694, of which allowable charitable contributions were $3,469,179. All but $36,037 of the remainder was for state income taxes.

The total charitable contributions I made during the year were $2,858,057,970, of which more than $2.85 billion were not taken as deductions and never will be. Tax law properly limits charitable deductions.

My federal income tax for the year was $1,845,557. Returns for previous years are of a similar nature in respect to contributions, deductions and tax rates.

I have paid federal income tax every year since 1944, when I was 13. (Though, being a slow starter, I owed only $7 in tax that year.) I have copies of all 72 of my returns and none uses a carryforward.

Finally, I have been audited by the IRS multiple times and am currently being audited. I have no problem in releasing my tax information while under audit. Neither would Mr. Trump – at least he would have no legal problem.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

related to the above, one of the espn stations' debate counterprogramming was this:
http://www.espn.com/30for30/film?page=small-potatoes-who-killed-the-usfl

maura, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/ughHugs/status/785301585916198912

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link

One of my favorite things about this has been Actual Billionaires like Buffett and Cuban treating Trump like the clown shoe he is. I'm just imagining him reading that Buffett release and smashing plates.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

Seven minutes ago - it's on like Donkey Kong

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/785530928256933888

Donald J. TrumpVerified account
‏@realDonaldTrump
Paul Ryan should spend more time on balancing the budget, jobs and illegal immigration and not waste his time on fighting Republican nominee

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

https://media.giphy.com/media/RHiD0K65NxxLO/giphy.gif

nomar, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:33 (seven years ago) link

looool

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:37 (seven years ago) link

paul ryan's unending torment is boundlessly entertaining

spongeboy bigpants (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 October 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link

I don't think this has shown up yet today:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2016/10/10/trump-taj-mahal-closes-after-years-losses/91845566/

sleeve, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link

"Chill, broheem, we'll get to the budget."

http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/intel/2012/10/11/11-paul-ryan-time-p90x-2.w190.h190.2x.jpg

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link

what a spineless fuck. all these guys prevaricating for a sec before endorsing Trump and then all of a sudden dropping their endorsements (sort of), and trying to save face... they deserve to lose their jobs

flappy bird, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

A month of Trump doing that would probably provide some cover for Ryan four years from now--he can pretend Trump went to war over the decisive action Ryan never actually took.

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

Not only a total lack of moral courage, but practical sense... they played themselves

flappy bird, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/785344018108387329

realllllllly going for it.

still kinda nervous about his whole "rigged election" schtick. i know it probbbbbbbably won't happen but i shudder at the thought of ppl rioting over this

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link

xp
It's one thing to get your eyebrows singed because you went too close to the dumpster fire, another to get burned alive because you jumped in.

nickn, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:53 (seven years ago) link

Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump – Verified account ‏@realDonaldTrump

Paul Ryan should spend more time on balancing the budget, jobs and illegal immigration and not waste his time on fighting Republican nominee

iatee, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:54 (seven years ago) link

I see in that pic above that Paul Ryan has reversed his "Make America Great Again" hat. But, confusingly, he also appears to be practicing his pussy grab technique. Just where does he stand anyway?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 10 October 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link

just feeling kinda sick about this whole spectacle today for some reason. usually i don't let it get to me

global tetrahedron, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link

Where? In Dothan?

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:07 (seven years ago) link

Re: Trump supporters rioting. I don't see that happening in major cities or even anywhere close by. But I guess I would worry if I were anything other than a lily white VFW biker and I lived in a Culpepper or a Dothan or The Villages etc

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

I can't help but keep thinking how curious it is that Trump attacks BILL Clinton when he is standing against Hillary Clinton.

I know he tries to extend it to her, 'Hillary attacked these women' etc, but he's mainly attacking someone who's not standing against him rather than the person who is.

In the Right Wing world, attacking Bill's behavior is polite way of saying "the marriage is a sham and Huma has a toothbrush in Hillary's bathroom"

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.),

dying...

no one is going to riot, guys

k3vin k., Monday, 10 October 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

Lotta winners here (ilx code will munch this URL)

http://www.caglecartoons.com/archive.asp?ArtistID={45ECBDAA-2F25-4FEE-91FF-A9FF109FB29B}

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/abc7jeffg/status/785545612943093760

Trumpkins protesting outside RNC headquarters in Virginia.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

there obv were so many batshit moments it's hard to keep track last night but i think that one thing that's getting a bit overlooked is how much did he succeed in driving down his numbers with african americans and latinos even further? his answers were abysmal esp to the older gentleman

i guess you hit a certain rock bottom but everyone has been so focused on his numbers w/suburban women

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link

driving down his numbers with the african americans and latinos hispanics even further?

fixed

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link

Mutherfucker is at 0% in Detroit City, and I just hope that MI Dems can leverage this into clearing out the state GOP as possible. Sorry, Rhyno, while I would greatly appreciate more pro-wrestlers as elected officials, you're campaigning in the wrong party.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link

get ready for 4 more years of whining that the republican candidate got 0 votes in certain urban divisions which obv means that there's voter fraud and not that the candidate was a total piece of shit

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 18:40 (seven years ago) link

Mutherfucker is at 0% in Detroit City, and I just hope that MI Dems can leverage this into clearing out the state GOP as possible. Sorry, Rhyno, while I would greatly appreciate more pro-wrestlers as elected officials, you're campaigning in the wrong party.

― (rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish)

lol at the idea of a republican candidate who literally calls himself "rhino"

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link

Stephen OhlemacherVerified account
‏@stephenatap

This is remarkable: Mitch McConnell tells Chamber of Commerce in KY "I don't have any observations to make" about the presidential election.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

also checking "paul ryan" trending topic on twitter, he's so fucked...equally split between tweets like this

Mike ‏@mike4193496 3h3 hours ago
Message to Paul Ryan: Pull away from Trump you pull away from your country. You're a selfish political hack scumbag who should be ashamed.

&

Jon LovettVerified account ‏@jonlovett 3h3 hours ago
I'm Paul Ryan, the serious one, who will not defend my party's nominee, but also will not not defend him, for he is not not my candidate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybUqM8jf3mU

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CubS-hSWIAAv1Zh.jpg:small

mookieproof, Monday, 10 October 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

Hell smells like hard boiled eggs. Always impressed by how they figured that out.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link

I mean...I can buy it

Number None, Monday, 10 October 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link

Obama used to mask the smell with cigarette smoke but once he reached the Oval Office he let it seep out

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link

I somehow (didn't gaf) managed to be completely unaware of the existence of Alex Jones until very recently. He sure does combine political and religious crazy into a big pile of deplorable.

Hearing in a few places now that at least two more big oppo hits are coming, one of which is being described as "worse than the n-word", so buckle up folks

frogbs, Monday, 10 October 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

i remember the bush years when occasionally you'd see ppl on the left linking to infowars

goole, Monday, 10 October 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

xp link?

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

yea xp I'm getting impatient for the other hits to come, weekend was a blast laughing at all this shit going down

marcos, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

I'm still waiting for the Michelle Obama says whitey video. Any day now.

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link

i guess they're trying to space them out. next one on friday?

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link

i'm v skeptical that there's one person behind this based on the story about the access hollywood tape, but if you're a sophisticated person doling this out, now is not the time to release another hit.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link

Alex Jones had a cable access show in Austin in the late 90s/early 2000s, my roommates used to get stoned and make fun of him. He's always been a complete loon. He hasn't gotten more crazy, just louder.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link

maybe that has a lot of do with the performances of both candidates last night. Trump was like, fuck it something's coming, let's burn it down. hillary was like, no matter what you say tonight, you're finished by what's coming.

nomar, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link

just Twitter and some SA goons (that supposedly work for Hillary). take this all w/ a grain of salt but apparently it's popping up in a few places so we'll see

frogbs, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link

i'm v skeptical that there's one person behind this based on the story about the access hollywood tape, but if you're a sophisticated person doling this out, now is not the time to release another hit.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, October 10, 2016 3:06 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh yea I agree, people behind this have a good sense of timing , I'm just eager to hear about what else is out there

marcos, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link

So far relatively tame but just reinforces what a sexist POS he is. There's more coming.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-apprentice-transcript_us_57fbc511e4b0e655eab65823

“I assume you’re gonna leave this off, don’t put this shit on the show, you know. But her skin, her skin sucks, okay?” he says, according to the transcript. “I mean her skin, she needs some serious fuckin’ dermatology.”

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:12 (seven years ago) link

Whatever Clinton's oppo team has on Trump, it cannot be anything more than a more emphatic confirmation of what he's already confirmed dozens of times already for anyone paying attention. The difference is that as each confirmation of Trump's sliminess becomes more extreme, it captures more attention from the inattentive.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:16 (seven years ago) link

btw the woman to whom Trump is referring in that transcript looks like this

http://www.mjsbigblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Emily-West-Americas-Got-Talent-Audition.jpg

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

what's worse than the n word at this point, really? he calls barbara bush a dirty old cunt? I can't even imagine.

akm, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

my roommates used to get stoned and make fun of him

I used to do this with Jimmy Swaggart. The more things change...

what's worse than the n word at this point, really?

let's not play this game

esempiu (crüt), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

death cab for cutie has released a song about trump

mookieproof, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

worse, v obviously, would be something that might trigger a more immediate criminal investigation

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link

or something that would cause his hardcore support to doubt him but i'm having trouble imagining what that could be

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:24 (seven years ago) link

laughing about an abortion?

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:24 (seven years ago) link

getting caught on audio slagging his loyal 'centipedes' idk

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:24 (seven years ago) link

he had the space shuttle challenger destroyed "as a goof"

nomar, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link

eating an abortion

akm, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link

man i would love to shoot the shit about politics with cyndi lauper

maura, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link

just Twitter and some SA goons

has SA generally been pro-Hillary? it's been really enlightening to see how ppl/groups are going this election. lots of intelligent provocateurs who you might think would be pro-trump for the lolz but who are too smart for that shit.

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

Slagging poor white people for being losers. Whatever his edition of "bitter clingers" will be.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:28 (seven years ago) link

or something that would cause his hardcore support to doubt him but i'm having trouble imagining what that could be

― jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, October 10, 2016 3:24 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

laughing about an abortion?

― duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Monday, October 10, 2016 3:24 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I can think of a lot of single-issue voters in my family for whom this wouldn't push them to vote for Hillary, but they'd just stay home.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:29 (seven years ago) link

And I mean I'd love to see it, because frankly if Trump is not personally responsible for one or more abortions I'll eat a Make America Great Again hat.

Of course, some subset of those single-issue voters would rationalize it away by saying

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

*saying I THOUGHT YOU LIBTARDS LOVED ABORTIONS

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

death cab for cutie has released a song about trump

― mookieproof, Monday, October 10, 2016 2:22 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BOOM fivethirtyeight nowcast moves to 100% Hillary 0% Trump

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

I don't think this has shown up yet today:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2016/10/10/trump-taj-mahal-closes-after-years-losses/91845566/

This was being passed around last night

The year is 2016. Trump Taj Mahal workers watch their old boss in a presidential debate. They lose their jobs at 5:59 a.m.

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuXlb1TWIAArpgW.jpg

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link

xp SA has always been pretty liberal in my experience, though i haven't spent much time there in the past 10 years. the politics forum had a bunch of angry libertarians but other than that it was mostly cynical leftists and lots of apolitical ppl

ciderpress, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:33 (seven years ago) link

4chan is the board with the people who are dumb enough to elect trump for entertainment value

ciderpress, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

re: rigged talk and riots or w/e - - - as others have said i'm much more worried about this stuff turning out intimidation and violence on election day. all that "you gotta watch the polling places" stuff. it poses real, serious dangers imo. in that unpredictable way that inciting people en masse, however vaguely, tends to do.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link

hard to imagine trump giving a traditional concession speech on election night

ciderpress, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

what's worse than the n word at this point, really?
let's not play this game

― esempiu (crüt), Monday, October 10, 2016 2:22 PM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

death cab for cutie has released a song about trump

― mookieproof, Monday, October 10, 2016 2:22 PM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol?

goole, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

^^^yeah DC i guess upon reflection that's more what i'm worried about. that the talk of 'rigging' will lead to intimidation and either conflict or trump getting elected somehow

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

and yeah i am definitely more worried than usual about polling place violence this election

ciderpress, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link

death cab for cutie has released a song about trump

― mookieproof, Monday, October 10, 2016 2:22 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BOOM fivethirtyeight nowcast moves to 100% Hillary 0% Trump

I actually just went over to fivethirtyeight to see if this was true.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link

I just realized that I've heard a lot less recently from the celebrity wingnut yappers like James Woods, Adam Baldwin, Jon Voight, Da Nuge, etc. Have they been more quiet? Did Trump's own craziness render them irrelevant?

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link

trump getting elected somehow

― jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, October 10, 2016 3:38 PM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ain't happening come on now

marcos, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link

James Woods ‏@RealJamesWoods 12h12 hours ago
When will #ClintonFluffer @jaketapper have these #BillClinton rape victims on his show? He had "Miss Universe" on to tell her spurious tale.

nomar, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

xpost - voight was just calling out de niro on twitter a couple days ago

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

hey so i wonder how chris wallace is gonna handle this next debate, will he try to be legitmate journalist or fox news hack

marcos, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link

oof, ok, they're still bringing the crazy, just nobody reporting on it.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

I assumed they were in Iowa filing for 2020

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/jonvoight active on saturday

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link

it's kinda funny that, divorced from the last 12 months, a year ago the phrase "there is a conspiracy to keep Donald Trump out of the White House" would have sounded as absurd as "There is a plot to keep Ja Rule from running the Orange County school system"

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link

xps i have way more respect for Chris Wallace than some of his hack colleagues like Hannity, O'Reilly, and the morons on Fox & Friends. I feel the same way about Brit Hume and Shep Smith. Wallace will be a professional on the 19th.

flappy bird, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:55 (seven years ago) link

grudging respect for Wallace, but Hume is human garbage. fuck him.

serge thoroughgoods (will), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

Trump's probably advocated Hitler

imago, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link

well it's all relative at Fox... also I haven't seen or heard Hume in a while, just remember watching him as a kid in the early aughts

flappy bird, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link

hey so i wonder how chris wallace is gonna handle this next debate, will he try to be legitmate journalist or fox news hack

Remember he was the one who was straight out of the gate when the moderators were announced, talking about how he didn't think it was his job to fact-check the candidates.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

re: riots, I agree there won't be riots, I'm sure there'll be picketing though, but it will probably be more the 'mosquito' type.

probably just means some of your friends and family members will be more insufferable than usual for two months, and then will breathe a deep sigh of relief as they anticipate Matt Walsh's 2020 run.

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

who the fuck is Matt Walsh (I thought, then googled, and found, and had to quicly click away from his site)

akm, Monday, 10 October 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link

the guy from Veep?

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Monday, 10 October 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

read his Miley Cyrus article or his article on the famous Marilyn Monroe quote about loving her at her worst for some of his piercing "insights". or actually, don't. eat a popsicle, masturbate, w/e else, time better spent

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

Chris Wallace is garbage

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 10 October 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link

Sopan Deb
‏@SopanDeb
Trump leading off his rally shouting out Ben Roethlisberger.

this is amazing

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link

Ben WAllace should moderate instead

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link

Sopan Deb
‏@SopanDeb
Trump leading off his rally shouting out Ben Roethlisberger.

this is amazing

― jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, October 10, 2016 4:05 PM (twenty-two seconds ago)

rapists gotta stick together

k3vin k., Monday, 10 October 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link

Friend posted this on FB and I just had to add "#KubrickStare."

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14570484_10154486635616878_5710853221733678910_n.jpg?oh=55ac33f162da07c7890f9d15d10e4d0f&oe=5865F03A

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link

Matt Walsh may refer to:

Matt Walsh (comedian) (born 1964), comedian and actor
Matt Walsh (basketball) (born 1982), former NBA player
Matt Walsh, former employee of the New England Patriots involved in the 2007 National Football League videotaping controversy
Matthew Walsh (cyclist), British Olympic cyclist

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Monday, 10 October 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

oh dear, tim kaine is live with dave matthews right now on FB. I'll just pretend that isn't happening

akm, Monday, 10 October 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

death cab for cutie has released a song about trump

― mookieproof, Monday, October 10, 2016 3:22 PM (forty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

worse, v obviously, would be something that might trigger a more immediate criminal investigation

― jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, October 10, 2016 3:23 PM (f

love the juxtaposition of these posts

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link

the idea of Dave making eye contact with Tim while he sings "hike up your skirt a little more" is a bit nauseating

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link

I've watched clips of Chris Wallace throwing Reagan hard questions in '80s press conferences. He's a pod person now.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 20:10 (seven years ago) link

Brandon Wall ‏@Walldo 6m6 minutes ago
“Special prosecutor, here we come,” Trump says as the crowd chants “lock her up”

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link

tbf hard questions for Reagan around 1988 would have been "what day is today"

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 20:14 (seven years ago) link

if you want to watch him live then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg989MvfXXo

it's like he thinks that as long as the people who voted for him in the primary still really like him, he wins the election

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 20:14 (seven years ago) link

oh my god

https://twitter.com/superdeluxe/status/785573846615224320

goole, Monday, 10 October 2016 20:15 (seven years ago) link

Lotsa empty seats on the side there. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CROWDS, DONALD?

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 20:15 (seven years ago) link

has SA generally been pro-Hillary? it's been really enlightening to see how ppl/groups are going this election. lots of intelligent provocateurs who you might think would be pro-trump for the lolz but who are too smart for that shit.

there were some pro-Trump people there a few months ago but they've mostly all gotten laughed off the board

all and all they've been solid this election

frogbs, Monday, 10 October 2016 20:17 (seven years ago) link

poll from the trump youtube live stream

Susan Reynolds
🔵◽HILLARY= DEAD HAITIANS◾

Chuck Walker II
LIBS SUCK

Gary Kuhn
NO ANCOR BABIES

Deborah Del Vecchio
JIMMY CARTER'S BOAT PEOPLE

JoRo
EVERY VOTE COUNTS

Jon Dixon
im black voting for trump

Jesus My Savior
HILLARY WINS, WE MARCH ON DC !! 🙋

Woman4Truth
SHE HATES-----------AMERICANS😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

Mean Rabbit
Russia!

k3vin k., Monday, 10 October 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

yes I'm sure these guys cared about Haitians or even knew where Haiti is on the map prior to a week ago

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

telephone tough guys. there won't be any riots when trump loses. i doubt there'll be any violence or intimidation at all on election day

flappy bird, Monday, 10 October 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

agree odds are against it

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link

i'm not necessarily worried about riots or large-scale uprisings, but I am worried about white men with guns lurking around polling places in open carry states on Nov. 8. And after Trump loses, I worry about an increase in politically motivated lone-wolf actions, directed at marginalized groups and/or government offices

intheblanks, Monday, 10 October 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

deadspin went to the trump art show, had a boring convo with martin shkreli about art

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/martin-shkreli-talking-like-a-human-being-was-the-best-1787626877

dig the white power tattoo on the one girl's arm (third pic)

goole, Monday, 10 October 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link

^^^ yeah its matthew mcveigh types (crosspost)

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Monday, 10 October 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link

agreed

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link

in a US context when was the last time white ppl were considered to have "rioted"

i feel like that term is entirely racially aligned at this point

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Monday, 10 October 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link

idk penn state probably

goole, Monday, 10 October 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link

“You’re obviously not a skin man,” Trump said. He later reiterated the point, pounded the table and said, “which is okay.” He added, “I wish I wasn’t.”

Number None, Monday, 10 October 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link

Timothy mcveigh

Xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link

in a US context when was the last time white ppl were considered to have "rioted"

i feel like that term is entirely racially aligned at this point

― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40)

1863 draft riots? so maybe "at this point" is unnecessary.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Monday, 10 October 2016 20:49 (seven years ago) link

paterno being the source of the only white ppl action characterized as a "riot" in recent US history is a pretty insane indicator of something, like it literally had to be about protecting a pedophile before people framing this are like "hmm this might actually qualify as unrest"

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Monday, 10 October 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

huntington beach?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 20:51 (seven years ago) link

anyway the point is there's no way there's white riots about trump because the police union is who endorsed trump, so by definition any violence from trump supporters seems unlikely to be characterized as "rioting"

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Monday, 10 October 2016 20:52 (seven years ago) link

in a US context when was the last time white ppl were considered to have "rioted"

i feel like that term is entirely racially aligned at this point

― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40)

When was the last unruly sports championship celebration?

im black voting for trump <--- I can't stop staring at this btw

¶ (DJP), Monday, 10 October 2016 20:52 (seven years ago) link

Seattle WTO? White people have definitely been called rioters in recent years

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 October 2016 20:52 (seven years ago) link

Roffles

https://twitter.com/GarrettHaake/status/785577353837621252

Ned Raggett, Monday, 10 October 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link

I thought the last white riot at Penn State was over the clowns.

pplains, Monday, 10 October 2016 21:01 (seven years ago) link

“You’re obviously not a skin man,” Trump said. He later reiterated the point, pounded the table and said, “which is okay.” He added, “I wish I wasn’t.”

trump confirmed as buffalo bill

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

Penn State's the only recent instance I can think of. deej is correct that the term is 100% racially applied at this point.

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

(xposts) So the guy got fired for staging a "stunt." Funny--that's what the big Lewandowski shouting match was all about last night, that he objected to use of the word "stunt" to describe Trump's pre-debate press conference (they had to call it an "event" so he'd shut up).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbPLHoTuL3o

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link

White folks riot over sports.

Also am disappointed the phrase "future endeavors" didn't appear in that release.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

16% of those polled said Trump's sexual assault recording improved their opinion of him.

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

the platonic trump base

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link

those people are real life trolls, living under bridges

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 10 October 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link

My Berniebro nephew makes so much of those photos of Trump and the Clintons. I don't wanthink to condescending to him because at least he's making an effort, but I do want to say, "Sometimes very wealthy and very famous people are made by circumstance to interact and smile for the cameras, but when they walk away they can't stop thinking, 'This fuckin' guy.'"

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 21:42 (seven years ago) link

I suggest we find that 16% and subject them to "extreme vetting" xpost

Thee Macallan 18 Year, Monday, 10 October 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link

Jon Dixon
im black voting for trump

can I see your birth certificate, plz?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 10 October 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link

"Sometimes very wealthy and very famous people are made by circumstance to interact and smile for the cameras, but when they walk away they can't stop thinking, 'This fuckin' guy.'"

sometimes us less famous people have to smile and be nice to ppl we despise too!

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link

Damn. Sign says "Better to grab a p***y than to be one."

How sick in the head do you have to be to believe that...

Frederik B, Monday, 10 October 2016 21:59 (seven years ago) link

spoken like a true cuck

k3vin k., Monday, 10 October 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cubz0esWEAEjCqd.jpg

Number None, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link

^ quintessence of a used car salesman in action

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 10 October 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link

All these Ryan-House-RNC phone calls going on today (one going on now, I think)--you would think they might have waited two or three days until after all the post-video polls came in. Because they're going to have to do it all over again Wednesday or Thursday.

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link

My Berniebro nephew makes so much of those photos of Trump and the Clintons. I don't wanthink to condescending to him because at least he's making an effort, but I do want to say, "Sometimes very wealthy and very famous people are made by circumstance to interact and smile for the cameras, but when they walk away they can't stop thinking, 'This fuckin' guy.'"

― GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 21:42 (thirteen minutes ago) Permalink

I am in awe of Hillary's debate performance last night and think she is very impressive and will make a good president but your nephew is still otm. It is at the very least weird that they went to the monster's wedding.

Treeship, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:03 (seven years ago) link

Lol, they are so short sighted

Treeship, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:04 (seven years ago) link

Everything is about preserving their majorities -- no thought is given to how it will looo that they stood by trump in five years, when people look back on this election as the moment America narrowly avoided fascism.

Treeship, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:06 (seven years ago) link

tbf America doesn't remember anything

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link

I am in awe of Hillary's debate performance last night and think she is very impressive and will make a good president but your nephew is still otm. It is at the very least weird that they went to the monster's wedding.

― Treeship, Monday, October 10, 2016 10:03 PM (three minutes ago)

the wedding they went to was in 2005, btw

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 22:08 (seven years ago) link

Are they even thinking about how much Trump will embarrass them once he loses???? How are they this dumb?

Treeship, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link

"Nothing has changed in regard with our relationship," Priebus said in a call with RNC committeemen.

always fun to closely read the words used by politicians when they know ambiguity is their best friend

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 10 October 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/alexburnsNYT/status/785599070752702464
Losing the House is worst case for Ryan. 2nd worst? Losing so many seats that the gang that trashed him today becomes the margin of control

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 22:11 (seven years ago) link

He is fucked either way. It would have been better for him to denounce Trump early on and end his career with some dignity.

Treeship, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:14 (seven years ago) link

the latter is the more likely scenario. Ryan is trying to shore up support within his caucus (or what will be left of it), pure and simple.

I honestly don't think the GOP is going to "learn" any lessons from this election, nor is the American public, who will promptly forget as much of this nightmarish election as quickly as possible. Dems may try to use it to browbeat future opponents, but it will be easily sloughed off. But the structural, internal damage and fissures within the party - that basic inability to field national candidates and expand their appeal beyond a dwindling base, that is going to persist.

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link

(xxp)

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link

Everything is about preserving their majorities -- no thought is given to how it will looo that they stood by trump in five years, when people look back on this election as the moment America narrowly avoided fascism.

― Treeship, Monday, October 10, 2016 6:06 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbf America doesn't remember anything

― Οὖτις, Monday, October 10, 2016 6:07 PM (twelve minutes ago)

^^^

k3vin k., Monday, 10 October 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link

GOP party, such as it is, will not punish Trumpists ("better to have them in the tent pissing out than on the outside pissing in") - but there will be Trumpists who do not forgive the perceived apostasy of the leadership, and they will be emboldened and vituperative.

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link

How many ride or die Trump supporters are in the House?

Treeship, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link

well there's the Freedom Caucus (whose membership is secret lol)

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link

As first Executive Order Hillary please to ban future usage of "pussy" as a pejorative adjective

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link

I'm sure Trump is well loved by a big chunk of Ryan's caucus, there's no doubt about it.

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link

Trump would love to twist off a chunk of Ryan's caucus atm

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:24 (seven years ago) link

Grab 'em by the caucus.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 10 October 2016 22:26 (seven years ago) link

The Huffington Post (!) publishing an article saying that "there are transcripts and we can authenticate them" isn't going to move any dials I'm afraid - the effect of the tape was that you could listen to it and was clearly him.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:27 (seven years ago) link

Yea his base will go LIES.

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:28 (seven years ago) link

not sure what you guys are referring to

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:28 (seven years ago) link

Thrilled about Corey Stewart being disavowed by the campaign because of the RNC protest (how bad do you need to be that Team TRUMP thinks you make them look bad?).

And Ryan unendorsing is just wonderful. There's a pile of Trumpists allegedly ready to vote for his Democratic challenger just out of spite.

I had really hoped for a Pencexit. Alas, not to be (or at least not yet), but those two developments have made my day.

go get your winebox (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 10 October 2016 22:42 (seven years ago) link

Ryan didn't unendorse

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:43 (seven years ago) link

he did the same bet-hedging he's done the entire time, more or less

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:43 (seven years ago) link

"you were for trump before you were against him" doesn't seem like it's going to be a career killer for any of these GOP career people tbh, just fun to watch them squirm for now.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 22:44 (seven years ago) link

you guys were talking about this right? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-apprentice-transcript_us_57fbc511e4b0e655eab65823

flappy bird, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:45 (seven years ago) link

thanks, Οὖτις, you are right (not unendorsing but simply not defending/campaigning)

go get your winebox (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 10 October 2016 22:51 (seven years ago) link

There has been a flood of true reporting on Trump, but it has not been damaging. Only the sleaze, pried away from the gatekeepers of a mainstream organization and released to the public, briefly made a difference—and Trump faced right into it, lied about it, and moved on. The epistemic bubble around him, so thin and wobbly the night before, settled back into place. If the pussy-grab tape has a lasting effect, it will not be because it validates all the objective reporting that went before, but because it might pry loose more and worse tapes that the press has so far failed to get. In the hour and a half of the debate, the Trump Foundation, the con job that a reporter had so fully exposed, wasn’t mentioned at all.

otm. we're back to pre-tape levels

flappy bird, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:56 (seven years ago) link

lol what are you basing that on

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:57 (seven years ago) link

I honestly don't think the GOP is going to "learn" any lessons from this election, nor is the American public, who will promptly forget as much of this nightmarish election as quickly as possible.

otm, unless the democrats can actually put together an off-year GOTV operation, republicans are going to ride white nationalist fervor to electoral success in 2018

intheblanks, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:58 (seven years ago) link

There has been a flood of true reporting on Trump, but it has not been damaging.

this is demonstrably false

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link

republicans are going to ride white nationalist fervor to electoral success in 2018

you left out misogynist

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link

Yeah that's the one, flappy bird - Phil D linked it above: The nation may survive, but the wound to hope and order will never fully heal - US elections 2016: the october surprises

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 10 October 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link

testament to Trump's abilities as a conman- btwn the tape and debate, the GOP and Trump's campaign were in meltdown. intense pressure to drop out. his VP was going to quit! he managed to mollified his base and the party just enough to get the narrative back to pre-tape level. which is still losing, but it really sucked watching him not lose his mind last night. he was either tired or had a valium beforehand, i wanted to see him coked up again.

flappy bird, Monday, 10 October 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

*mollify

when is the reporting on Trump's secret drug habit going to happen? dude has to be a speed freak

flappy bird, Monday, 10 October 2016 23:07 (seven years ago) link

the GOP and Trump's campaign were in meltdown = yes
intense pressure to drop out = not really
his VP was going to quit! = this was an unsubstantiated rumor
he managed to mollified his base and the party just enough to get the narrative back to pre-tape level = not really, and you have nothing definitive to base this on. No meaningful polls will be released for a couple of days at the least, and the post-debate narrative is still forming. It does not exactly look positive for Trump, and the "grab 'em by the pussy" tape is going to have cost him lasting damage w key demographics, I suspect.
he was either tired or had a valium beforehand, i wanted to see him coked up again = he was aggro and huffing and pacing and interrupting and snorting and wildly erratic, p much the same as before, it's just that this time he hit more key Trumpling talking points. dunno what debate you watched.

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 23:07 (seven years ago) link

idk what kind of meltdown people expect, he's not going to turn into a quivering mass of jelly or punch Hillary in the face or something. this is a guy who has lived in front of TV cameras his whole life and his persona is set, no psychotic break is going to happen in front of millions of viewers.

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 23:09 (seven years ago) link

i just fell into some internet hole involving claims that hillary clinton raped a woman named Cathy Obrien and they're all part of a satanic cult that kills children an animals. good times. looking forward to 8 years of this

akm, Monday, 10 October 2016 23:10 (seven years ago) link

Hillary listens to Slayer

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 23:12 (seven years ago) link

the GOP met in DC Friday to figure out a contingency plan! he mollified the base with all the red meat at the debate. he got more and more aggro as it went on, i didn't say he wasn't a menacing asshole (the lurking), but he was comparatively sedate compared to last time. he just wasn't bouncing off the walls like last time. sniffling this time sounded like a cold. they weren't sharp coke sniffles. he didn't interrupt as much. i agree the tape alienated a huge swath of voters that won't come back, but in terms of media management, he recovered, or at least maintained just enough that more un-endorsements won't be coming until the next tape.

flappy bird, Monday, 10 October 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link

Trump listens to Extreme

flappy bird, Monday, 10 October 2016 23:14 (seven years ago) link

Over/under on the date of the first Benghazi/e-mail special prosecutor vote?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 10 October 2016 23:14 (seven years ago) link

i just fell into some internet hole involving claims that hillary clinton raped a woman named Cathy Obrien and they're all part of a satanic cult that kills children an animals. good times. looking forward to 8 years of this

― akm, Tuesday, October 11, 2016 12:10 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wait til Chelsea starts her political career, we should start predicting the conspiracy theories and the Morbius nicknames now.

nomar, Monday, 10 October 2016 23:15 (seven years ago) link

I think by 'contingency plan' the GOP meeting was about saving all the other people who were sinking on the Titanic with him, not actually planning on a new candidate. That cannot happen realistically and even if it was it would be worse for the GOP on Election Day.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 10 October 2016 23:15 (seven years ago) link

glad pence is sticking it out, tbh, i would assume trump's backup would be someone like gingrich, who is for sure a stronger right hand man. maybe i'm giving him too much credit, though, and he'd pick Carson.

nomar, Monday, 10 October 2016 23:17 (seven years ago) link

newt is fun at least

flappy bird, Monday, 10 October 2016 23:18 (seven years ago) link

On the subject of further October surprises, I'd rate the chances Trump has at least a moderate number of questionable prescription drugs at his disposal as fairly likely. His doctor seems like a very compliant chap and celebrities in general tend to develop a liking for various drugs, both legal and illegal. That said, I'm guessing we won't see any big revelations of ongoing drug abuse before election day. There's be more rumors and they'd have started sooner.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 10 October 2016 23:27 (seven years ago) link

in a US context when was the last time white ppl were considered to have "rioted"
i feel like that term is entirely racially aligned at this point

― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40)

Isla Vista riots?

http://dailynexus.com/2010-02-25/forty-years-ago-a-mob-of-students-stormed-the-bank-of-america-building/

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 10 October 2016 23:36 (seven years ago) link

the foundation stuff is v unsexy for the same reason the email stuff is it puts americans to sleep zzzz

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 23:42 (seven years ago) link

he got more and more aggro as it went on

Kind of curious as to whether you saw the first half hour!

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 10 October 2016 23:49 (seven years ago) link

good god I hadn't watched Trump in action in more than a year until last night, when some fuckball switched Sunday Night Football during a commercial to the debate.

He's so much worse than I had even imagined.

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Monday, 10 October 2016 23:51 (seven years ago) link

Creepier, smarmier, meaner, dumber, just worse on every level

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Monday, 10 October 2016 23:51 (seven years ago) link

then my dad sends me this George Will column (http://www.nationalreview.com/article/440925/donald-trump-hillary-clinton-debate) which I guess means that my dad is even disgusted.

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Monday, 10 October 2016 23:53 (seven years ago) link

The only good George Will sentence in years he wrote in his own name: "Trump is a marvelously efficient acid bath, stripping away his supporters’ surfaces, exposing their skeletal essences."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 00:06 (seven years ago) link

There was this one moment from yesterdays debate that absolutely disgusted me, and the talk upthread about how the media actually has done really well reminded me of it. I know this is long, but it's kinda important. It's one of the most unhinged rants of Trump's, the one that ends with him saying he will get a prosecutor to wreck Hillary's life if he wins, and while the media did notice the horror of that part, note the overwhelming amount of bullshit in just two minutes, and then check out the breathtaking way Raddatz follows up on it.

TRUMP: Well, you owe the president an apology, because as you know very well, your campaign, Sidney Blumenthal — he’s another real winner that you have — and he’s the one that got this started, along with your campaign manager, and they were on television just two weeks ago, she was, saying exactly that. So you really owe him an apology. You’re the one that sent the pictures around your campaign, sent the pictures around with President Obama in a certain garb. That was long before I was ever involved, so you actually owe an apology.

Number two, Michelle Obama. I’ve gotten to see the commercials that they did on you. And I’ve gotten to see some of the most vicious commercials I’ve ever seen of Michelle Obama talking about you, Hillary.

So, you talk about friend? Go back and take a look at those commercials, a race where you lost fair and square, unlike the Bernie Sanders race, where you won, but not fair and square, in my opinion. And all you have to do is take a look at WikiLeaks and just see what they say about Bernie Sanders and see what Deborah Wasserman Schultz had in mind, because Bernie Sanders, between super-delegates and Deborah Wasserman Schultz, he never had a chance. And I was so surprised to see him sign on with the devil.

But when you talk about apology, I think the one that you should really be apologizing for and the thing that you should be apologizing for are the 33,000 e-mails that you deleted, and that you acid washed, and then the two boxes of e-mails and other things last week that were taken from an office and are now missing.

And I’ll tell you what. I didn’t think I’d say this, but I’m going to say it, and I hate to say it. But if I win, I am going to instruct my attorney general to get a special prosecutor to look into your situation, because there has never been so many lies, so much deception. There has never been anything like it, and we’re going to have a special prosecutor.

When I speak, I go out and speak, the people of this country are furious. In my opinion, the people that have been long-term workers at the FBI are furious. There has never been anything like this, where e-mails — and you get a subpoena, you get a subpoena, and after getting the subpoena, you delete 33,000 e-mails, and then you acid wash them or bleach them, as you would say, very expensive process.

So we’re going to get a special prosecutor, and we’re going to look into it, because you know what? People have been — their lives have been destroyed for doing one-fifth of what you’ve done. And it’s a disgrace. And honestly, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

RADDATZ: Secretary Clinton, I want to follow up on that.

(CROSSTALK)

RADDATZ: I’m going to let you talk about e-mails.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 00:08 (seven years ago) link

I didn't watch it, thank god, but I imagine that's just full recovery mode. "Reload your tabs from last time?"

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 00:11 (seven years ago) link

I haven't read a Will column in years until that one, Al. I'd forgotten how seriously he takes himself a la HEY SIMPLETONS LOOK AT MY ERUDITE PROSE.

xp

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 00:26 (seven years ago) link

He doesn't read, he has interns find quotes in a well-thumbed and gin-encrusted Bartlett's.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 00:27 (seven years ago) link

https://www.facebook.com/Trumpiness/videos/635008823345055/

schwantz, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link

would love a cold, gin-encrusted Bartlett's right now

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link

today i saw an IMPEACH CLINTON bumper sticker on the back of a van in the middle of a bunch of trump stickers. looked new, not torn or faded, so not left over from the late 90s i don't think. just getting a head start i guess.

he mea ole, he kanaka lapuwale (sciatica), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link

GOP is a felch

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 00:57 (seven years ago) link

a reminder (via the table is the table) that the Clintons are (also) human garbage

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-clinton-foundations-legacy-in-haiti-haitians_us_57f604f9e4b087a29a5486fd

dear Mordy, fuck you and yours

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

Tell us what you did for Haitians.

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

what the fuck are you even referring to you super creep xp

Mordy, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

You and your constant attempts at moral superiority remain on another planet where all people of every color and stripe live in the same cushioned bubble that you imagine yourself in. The difference in gravity has made you addled and your attempts to piss on everyone from those vaunted heights of righteousness continue to miss the mark by miles.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:19 (seven years ago) link

Worth a read:

https://twitter.com/MBGlenn/status/785641127604916224

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:19 (seven years ago) link

That may or may not be my last ever semi-unintentional Aimless impersonation.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

Oh, good, Morbz is now dumb enough to buy into Sanders dead-ender Ha! Goodman's ProPublica-furnished vendetta against the Red Cross.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

Tomboto, go report me to your gangster Soviet employers

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

^^^
Very interesting.

Noah McCormack ‏@noahmccormack 11m11 minutes ago
@MBGlenn where were you when the GOP was attacking people who aren't white?

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link

howbout Clinton replaces Trump, Sanders replaces Clinton and we have a real election?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:25 (seven years ago) link

(My post was a follow on to Ned's, btw. That Twitter thread is gonna go fun places.)

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:25 (seven years ago) link

Yes that would be great. Now back to Earth

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link

Worth a read:

https://twitter.com/MBGlenn/status/785641127604916224

― Ned Raggett, Monday, October 10, 2016 10:19 PM (six minutes ago)

woman was always an amoral idiot but it really hits home when she's able to make it about her. fair take?

k3vin k., Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

More than fair.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link

significant as a bellwether tho

Mordy, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:36 (seven years ago) link

2 hours ago
Now some Trojan horse nationalist sexual predator invades the @GOP, eating it alive, and you cowards sit this one out? 5/

i wonder if the cognitive dissonance engine cranked at all during this one

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:36 (seven years ago) link

what has Earth ever done for me?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

wtf is wrong with you are you drunk? there are other threads for you to pick fights.

Mordy, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:40 (seven years ago) link

i wonder if the cognitive dissonance engine cranked at all during this one

I saw some smoke belch out, and then it happened a second time; turns out there's already a song about it

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:40 (seven years ago) link

what has Earth ever done for me?

Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk?

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link

can we please just ban him from the thread already? you guys realize we're gonna have to deal with him under a president Clinton

iatee, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:46 (seven years ago) link

threadban function doesn't work

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:47 (seven years ago) link

iatee you miiiight be the biggest thread fascist, congrats

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 03:00 (seven years ago) link

you are often very rude

brimstead, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 03:08 (seven years ago) link

terrible bedside manner

brimstead, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 03:08 (seven years ago) link

Worth a read:

Welcome to your epiphany, MBGlenn. Expand upon it.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 03:09 (seven years ago) link

Fartz

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 03:24 (seven years ago) link

i don't really understand what this russian connection is all about. i'm guessing putin or someone sympathetic to the kremlin has embedded advisors inside trump's campaign? it was weird to see him insist that the US should support russia's alliance with assad

Treeship, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 03:49 (seven years ago) link

also changing the topic from aleppo to mosul as soon as he could. maybe he just didn't know what he was talking about, but still -- where is he getting the idea that russia and assad are doing more to fight isis than the rebels and the kurds?

Treeship, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 03:51 (seven years ago) link

^^Putin's Instagram, iirc

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 03:53 (seven years ago) link

that newsweek article is very disturbing

Dan S, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 03:55 (seven years ago) link

i don't think there have to be moles. breitbart types crush on putin as beautiful white strongman and their spheres of media consumption+production overlap w the russian right's.

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 03:56 (seven years ago) link

related to the above, one of the espn stations' debate counterprogramming was this:
http://www.espn.com/30for30/film?page=small-potatoes-who-killed-the-usfl

― maura, Monday, October 10, 2016 12:10 PM (nine hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Already recommended this one a couple of times in these threads but I'll recommend it again. I don't know how anyone can watch this and think Trump could run anything.

People Have No Idea The Support (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 04:08 (seven years ago) link

Article connecting Trump and Cohn, while weirdly leaving out Stone:

http://forward.com/opinion/351591/roy-cohn-and-the-shocking-jewish-mentorship-that-created-donald-trump/

otm in the rain (Eazy), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 04:30 (seven years ago) link

Just watched the 30 For 30 about the USFL, and there was Cohn, adding an extra layer of slime to the story. I'm not going to say destroying the USFL was the WORST thing Trump ever did, but it's up there. God, he's always been such a spoiled, greedy, horrible businessman.

schwantz, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 04:41 (seven years ago) link

vladimir-putin-sidney-blumenthal-hillary-clinton-donald-trump-benghazi-sputnik

solitary URLs that sum up 2016

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 05:16 (seven years ago) link

speaking of the USFL, he'll be reminded what 2nd and short feels like in less than a month

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 05:18 (seven years ago) link

Tell us what you did for Haitians.

gave money to orgs that weren't the Clinton Foundation?

you guys always keepin me honest by insisting i solve all the problems your candidates worsen. tough love!

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 05:21 (seven years ago) link

whut

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 05:21 (seven years ago) link

solitary URLs that sum up 2016

dash of 1957 for taste

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 05:44 (seven years ago) link

i liked the sputnik inclusion for it's WTFness and if 2016 has been anything (other than a massive and continuous bummer of death and neverending election lows) it's WTF

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 06:06 (seven years ago) link

it's the name of a news service

j., Tuesday, 11 October 2016 07:23 (seven years ago) link

Ah, that makes more sense. But i was hoping.

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 07:29 (seven years ago) link

Noah McCormack ‏@noahmccormack 11m11 minutes ago
@MBGlenn where were you when the GOP was attacking people who aren't white?

someday you will find me, caught beneat the landsli-i-de
in a champagne super-

more like dork enlightenment lol (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 09:08 (seven years ago) link

I, for one, am deeply shocked that someone in the Trump team has a Google News Alert set up for "Benghazi". Obviously shows incredible ineptitude in checking sources, both from Sputnik and particularly from Trump, but it doesn't seem any more mysterious than any of the other badly-sourced info he gets from dodgy news sites - particularly given that it was picked up all over Trump-fan Twitter prior to him mentioning it.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 09:29 (seven years ago) link

http://pussygrabber.com/

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 09:35 (seven years ago) link

Well now that's a prodigy beat in my head

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 10:17 (seven years ago) link

when morbz goes low, we go high

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 10:42 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOD3sN2Ik3Y

ArchCarrier, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 10:44 (seven years ago) link

Morning!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 11:15 (seven years ago) link

each time i see mccain denounce trump i just think of this, which lives in the memory as one of the most strange and angry outbursts by a public figure i've ever seen reported:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/07/report-mccains-profane-ti_n_95429.html

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 11:34 (seven years ago) link

a trollop!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 11:39 (seven years ago) link

imagine saying that to your wife...

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 11:45 (seven years ago) link

you guys always keepin me honest by insisting i solve all the problems your candidates worsen. tough love!

sad!

iatee, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 11:45 (seven years ago) link

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 32 min.32 minutter siden Vis oversættelse
Desite winning the second debate in a landslide (every poll), it is hard to do well when Paul Ryan and others give zero support!

Awwww... But who's Desite?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 12:11 (seven years ago) link

lol

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 12:13 (seven years ago) link

ok that newsweek article is wild

jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 12:14 (seven years ago) link

yeah for reals tough. He is on stage reading straight from a bunk article that was only published by a russian agency and soon taken down.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 12:21 (seven years ago) link

Chris Christie is cristicizing Trump. Trump is a goner.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 12:26 (seven years ago) link

xp lol, Sputnik is published in English, has 140k Twitter followers - many of them Trump fans - and the story was all over right-wing Twitter in the hours after it was published. There are pretty much three possibilities:

1. Trump has people on his team who scan the news / Twitter for any negative stuff about Benghazi and have zero standards as to what they'll signal boost.

2. Trump has people on his team who read the original Wikileaks stuff and made the same mistake as Sputnik in where the quote came from.

3. Trump, Wikileaks and Russian intelligence are working together to plant and then immediately retract fake stories about Clinton.

Two of those options are more likely to me than the other one but ymmv.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 12:32 (seven years ago) link

lol? http://www.newsweek.com/vladimir-putin-sidney-blumenthal-hillary-clinton-donald-trump-benghazi-sputnik-508635🔗

I just read this and I can confirm: lol

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 12:33 (seven years ago) link

well he does believe anything tweeted at him by literal Nazis so

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 12:48 (seven years ago) link

Exactly!

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 12:52 (seven years ago) link

but yeah that story is insane - it's legit concerning how little Trump and his supporters care about even the most basic of facts. I keep thinking about that lady who was interviewed after the birther stunt - "if Trump says it, then it's true"

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 13:02 (seven years ago) link

so is Trump convinced he won in a landslide cos he read a Drudge instapoll?

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 13:05 (seven years ago) link

re: the Blumenthal piece, he's not a piece of human garbage. he's a piece of subhuman garbage at this point

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 13:08 (seven years ago) link

(every poll)

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 13:09 (seven years ago) link

re: the Blumenthal piece, he's not a piece of human garbage. he's a piece of subhuman garbage at this point

― Neanderthal,

so is Trump.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 13:11 (seven years ago) link

http://imgur.com/a/f7nWW yep xp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 13:12 (seven years ago) link

lol that's who I meant

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 13:12 (seven years ago) link

like w/ Mitt Romney, I thought he was a douche and I hated his politics, but I'm going to hate any GOP politics in 2016. I could at least shake the guy's hand if I met him while thinking he's a dickhole in my head.

I'd have a hard time doing anything but spitting in The Donald's dead-capybara-fused-with-a-brillo-pad afro

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 13:14 (seven years ago) link

Desite winning the second debate (wrong.) in a landslide (wrong!) (every poll) (WRONG)

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 13:16 (seven years ago) link

wow things are not going well if you can only get 70% on Drudge

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 13:18 (seven years ago) link

Donald J. TrumpVerified account
‏@realDonaldTrump
Our very weak and ineffective leader, Paul Ryan, had a bad conference call where his members went wild at his disloyalty.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 13:18 (seven years ago) link

also this makes me wonder - is Trump intentionally lying about the debate polls or are his staffers are too afraid to give him any bad news?

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 13:20 (seven years ago) link

First Trump, and now Paul Ryan is shaking his members at people?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 13:20 (seven years ago) link

i just tweeted back four or five times at Trump (for no good reason) and it was only after the fifth that I realized I was using my secondary joke Twitter handle, "Buttface"

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link

Donald J. TrumpVerified account
‏@realDonaldTrump
Our very weak and ineffective leader, Paul Ryan, had a bad conference call where his members went wild at his disloyalty.

LOL he is such a cretin.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link

xxp he's going by what the Breitbart people tell him, and they're lying to him

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link

i just tweeted back four or five times at Trump (for no good reason) and it was only after the fifth that I realized I was using my secondary joke Twitter handle, "Buttface"

― Neanderthal

so you're the reason i had to be content with "buttface103" on twitter

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 13:23 (seven years ago) link

What does he think he can gain from going after Paul Ryan? He's just giving Ryan more justification to rescind his endorsement.

jmm, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 13:28 (seven years ago) link

he can't beat hillary clinton. he _can_ beat paul ryan.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 13:31 (seven years ago) link

Trump would love to have Ryan and McConnell's unendorsements. Stabbed-in-the-back defeat narrative.

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 13:35 (seven years ago) link

he's going by what the Breitbart people tell him, and they're lying to him

Leading one to speculate whether Breitbart is better off if Trump wins the election or loses it. If he wins, they can declare victory... but they have no contingency plan for how to operate in the resulting world. If he loses, they remain in the gadfly space, which is their comfort zone.

go get your winebox (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 13:38 (seven years ago) link

I wish we could all beat Paul Ryan.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 13:39 (seven years ago) link

Huh, of the two tweets about Ryan, one is from android and one is from iphone. Perhaps Bannon has gotten the phone from Conway?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 2m2 minutes ago
It is so nice that the shackles have been taken off me and I can now fight for America the way I want to.

excited

iatee, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

All this time he's been holding back

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:03 (seven years ago) link

i'm told that's an iphone tweet, so it's official

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:08 (seven years ago) link

o shit how am i supposed to get any work done today now

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:11 (seven years ago) link

Probably easier to grab pussies w out those pesky shackles

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:11 (seven years ago) link

Que the montage set to Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now"

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link

Cue, rather

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link

i'm not sure of it was poster here – this thread moves so fast – but that Princes Leah/Jabba gif with he Trump quote over it is fucking brilliant.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 4m4 minutes ago Queens, NY
With the exception of cheating Bernie out of the nom the Dems have always proven to be far more loyal to each other than the Republicans!

--------------

lol this is...the opposite

jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link

lol:

The former radio shock jock’s disdain for Trump reached a crescendo in April when he donned swim goggles and rubbed his face in a bowl of crushed Cheetos to see if he could “look like Donald Trump.”

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:23 (seven years ago) link

Aw, crap, gbx, I was just going to post the same. Missed by 21 seconds :(

Frederik B, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:24 (seven years ago) link

anyone read this? Dark Money by Jane Mayer

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jan/17/dark-money-review-nazi-oil-the-koch-brothers-and-a-rightwing-revolution

piscesx, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link

from the comments section of that breitbart, a little poetry for a tuesday morning:

Cackling Cankles • 9 hours ago
Glenn Beck's a pedocon King
Who pushes the “RINO First” thing
But deep in his heart
He’d rather hear a fat boy fart
Than ever hear a pretty girl sing!

When his all boy crew shows up to work,
You hear Glenn gayly going berserk
Then they giggle and lisp,
Like a will-o’-the wisp…
It sounds like a junior high circle jerk!

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link

I've read the Dark Money book, yeah. It's very good, though I don't remember much about 'nazi oil'. It was also quite fun reading it as Trump was turning the revolution on his head. But if GOP retains senate, then dark money has probably proven it's worth again.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:28 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/785599197768810496

in case anyone wanted to see alex jones with his shirt off

k3vin k., Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

he takes his shirt off alla time

a (waterface), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:35 (seven years ago) link

Wasn't Alex Jones featured in a Linklater movie? I remember his show in the late 90's in Austin. Weird that he has moved to this extreme right position.

JacobSanders, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:46 (seven years ago) link

he was in slacker iirc

watching that video i had the sobering realisation that alex jones and i are basically torso twins :(

god, ninjas and the film forrest gump (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:49 (seven years ago) link

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/crazy-trump-supporter-pushes-cnns-brooke-baldwin-to-the-1787628071

did we talk about this already and I missed it

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:51 (seven years ago) link

Dark Money is marvelous

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link

\‏@realDonaldTrump
Disloyal R's are far more difficult than Crooked Hillary. They come at you from all sides. They don’t know how to win - I will teach them!

he is in full on melt down

jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link

Wasn't Alex Jones featured in a Linklater movie?
Two.
A Scanner Darkly and Slacker.

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link

I keep thinking you guys are saying "Dark Monkey" and get excited then get less interested when I realize my mistake. "Dark Monkey" sounds like a great book, though.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link

nice look inside Trump's head here:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-inside-story-of-donald-trumps-comedy-central-roast-is-everything-you-thought-it-would-be_us_57fbed42e4b0e655eab6c191

Trump made a few lackluster attempts at cracking wise. He changed a joke meant to slam MacFarlane from: “The only way you’ll ever draw a crowd is with a pencil.” Trump’s revision: “The only crowd you’ll attract is flies.”

After a joke that cited climate change, Trump suggested a parenthetical: “(Which obviously doesn’t exist).”

Elsewhere, Trump suggested a broadside against the entire dais: “Their all losers and I like associating with loser because it makes me feel even better about myself.” (The grammar mistakes are Trump’s.)

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link

and Waking Life

xxp

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:59 (seven years ago) link

this too

The writers eventually convinced Trump to “own” his hair by wrapping follicular self-deprecation into a boast about his wealth. The joke, not in the rebuttal drafts obtained by HuffPost, originally went: “What’s the difference between a wet raccoon and Donald Trump’s hair? A wet raccoon doesn’t have $2 billion.” Trump eventually agreed to use the joke, according to several people involved in the show, so long as the $2 billion was changed to $7 billion. Ross told Kimmel that settling on the amount was like a “business negotiation,” with Trump initially wanting the number to be $10 billion.

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 15:00 (seven years ago) link

Wow... Disloyal R's are far more difficult than Crooked Hillary. They come at you from all sides. They don’t know how to win - I will teach them!

I'm torn. On the one hand, he's going to fire up some of the most hateful trash in America for years to come. On the other hand, having already lost the presidency, nothing would be sweeter than him getting his base to refuse to vote for downballot Republicans, handing Democrats the Presidency, the Senate, and the House for two years.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 15:00 (seven years ago) link

man. it's hard to believe we were worried about him winning a month ago.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link

what will the Post's article be titled the day after the election

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 15:15 (seven years ago) link

man. it's hard to believe we were worried about him winning a month ago.

"we"

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link

haha yes

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 15:19 (seven years ago) link

fair enough

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 15:19 (seven years ago) link

Donald Trump has circled the wagons and is firing inward

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 15:20 (seven years ago) link

In 2012, 35 percent of Americans voted early, roughly 46 million Americans.

I have a hard time believing 35% of Americans even voted in the last election, much less voted early.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link

This was the part that stuck out for me in that HuffPo piece about the roast:

Graff made known that roasters should address Trump only as “Mr. Trump,” according to Larsen.

“I always thought that was weird,” Larsen said. “That was sort of the mandate, you call him ‘Mr. Trump,’ so when he shows up, in this day in age, it’s a strange thing to do. Even having been around a lot of different celebrities, I can’t remember a single other time I have had to call someone ‘mister.’”

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link

xxpost https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvFjV77bTZE

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link

there's a clip going around of betsy mccaughey (yes that one) reading lyrics to formation to don lemon something something pussy idk

three weeks everyone

goole, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 15:35 (seven years ago) link

xxpost - maybe why Hillary kept calling him "Donald" at the 1st debate? knew it would rankle him

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link

Trump's getting destroyed in early voting.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

Here's a version of the clip on Don Lemon'a show. The longer version is better:

https://twitter.com/austin_walker/status/785712612063358978

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

The estimates I've seen say that about 500,000 early ballots have already been cast. That seems like ... basically none? Turnout will be over 100m so we're talking 0.5% of all votes. Now in 2012, 35% of votes were cast early or absentee, so I think there will be a ton more early voting, but I think the next two weeks, not the previous two weeks, are where the real action is.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

which is even worse for Trump as his poll numbers take and party in-fighting reaches a fever pitch

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

taketank

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

Donald Trump has circled the wagons and is firing inward

i am stealing this.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 15:59 (seven years ago) link

xxpost - maybe why Hillary kept calling him "Donald" at the 1st debate? knew it would rankle him

This, and he always calls her "Hillary" so why should she say anything BUT "Donald"?

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

"Shithead" comes easily to mind

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

dude just retweets shit without any clue at all

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

Sh could always call him "That one"

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

McCain's "that one" comment was the point where I was like "maybe he doesn't actually WANT to be President"

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link

this is really something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTylz2WToXw

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link

"Donald Trump Will Protect You
He's The Only One Who Can
Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drum"

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/edroso/status/785879149072244736

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link

sad lol

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 16:34 (seven years ago) link

missed opportunity to flip it to "she hates Americans every day"

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link

Gabriel Debenedetti ‏@gdebenedetti 14m14 minutes ago
Cheering its registration push, Clinton camp notes this afternoon that in NC, African American #s up by 6% over '12, Hispanic #s by 50%.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

donald has tweeted out jim hoft product has he not

goole, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

these wiki-leaks seem p weaksauce to me

In the one i just read, as reported in the intercept, the major crime seems to be that they 'compiled' (wrote down) the fact that Goldman Sachs don't like Elizabeth Warren, which according to the writer, constitutes "an awesome example of how money greases the wheels of Washington, D.C." ... I thought the influence of money on politics went further than "a campaign committee member took notes"...

also I know there's more money elsewhere but the sums listed are paltry

In the 2014 election cycle, the Goldman Sachs PAC gave the DCCC $30,000; in 2016, it gave $20,000.

and then later on they note that some other lobby group, Securities Industry and Financial Markets Association (SIFMA), who don't like language demonizing Wall Street, didn't donate any money to the Democrats, and gave money to Republicans instead--LOL!

Indeed, campaign disclosures show that SIFMA’s political action committee donated to the committee supporting House Republicans this year, but not the DCCC. In the 2014 election cycle, they gave $30,000 to the DCCC.

author of the piece later notes that they raise about 150 million per year, so those $20-30k donations are .02% of what the DCCC raises per election

https://theintercept.com/2016/10/11/warren-goldman-dccc/

flopson, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

there is nothing even close to a smoking gun. it's pretty much nothing imo

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/785885793340448769

fair point tbh

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 16:55 (seven years ago) link

no wonder assange tried to downplay the release - he must've realized he had nothing

Mordy, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CugHHXzWIAAa8XQ.jpg

nomar, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

lol - https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/785864279643844608

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

Xp trump looking suspiciously youthful there

and lol at fox being added to the shitlist

god, ninjas and the film forrest gump (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

One of the stories in there is that SIFMA raised concerns about the Fiduciary rule, which the guy from the DNCC dutifully scribbled down. Every Dem member of senate then voted for upholding the Fiduciary rule when the GOP tried to bring it down. So the story here is that the SIFMA doesn't influence the dems.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

this is really something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTylz2WToXw

DONALD TRUMP WILL PROTECT YOU
HE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:02 (seven years ago) link

wow how'd I do that

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:02 (seven years ago) link

4chan is truth and democracy

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:04 (seven years ago) link

From that Bloomberg bit:

The drawn-out nonrevelation instantaneously reverberated across the Atlantic, where Jones interrupted his livestream and broke into verse, quoting the rapper Ludacris as he urged Assange to, “Move, bitch, get out the way / get out the way, bitch / get out the way.”

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link

next steps: copyright term "de-trumpification" now

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

lol @ the Mother Jones link, which is not surprising

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link

can the GOP confirm garland before the election? would be fun to see trump's reaction to that.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link

hahahaha that would be amazing but I think they'd have to reconvene

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:17 (seven years ago) link

not gonna happen

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

why would they even do that?

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

for the lols

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

cos Hillary is about to submit a more liberal judge and might have a Senate to confirm it

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link

but yeah it's not gonna happen now

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link

what music is Trump gonna play after his concession speech?

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link

part of me thinks they just won't ever fill that spot even when clinton is president

marcos, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

although yea a dem senate will change that

marcos, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

what music is Trump gonna play after his concession speech?

he'll stick with "You Can't Always Get What You Want"

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link

dead leaves and the dirty ground

flappy bird, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

Or maybe Neil Young just to really grind it in

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link

neil young really looking like trump these days

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuXBS4HUAAI5Bsb.jpg

flappy bird, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

Hillary's should be "Who's Crying Now?"

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

Ya know, even tho he was another bilious, syphlitic, orange-toffed, despotic gasbag, Baron Harkonnen actually had an attentive medical staff with regularly check-ups. And he could fly.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:32 (seven years ago) link

what music is Trump gonna play after his concession speech?

― Neanderthal

where did you get the impression he was going to concede?

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link

One of the stories in there is that SIFMA raised concerns about the Fiduciary rule, which the guy from the DNCC dutifully scribbled down. Every Dem member of senate then voted for upholding the Fiduciary rule when the GOP tried to bring it down. So the story here is that the SIFMA doesn't influence the dems.

― Frederik B, Tuesday, October 11, 2016 1:00 PM (thirty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol. Such crazy levels of confirmation bias on the part of the intercept journalist

flopson, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link

what music is Trump gonna play after his concession speech?

― Neanderthal

where did you get the impression he was going to concede?

― fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, October 11, 2016 1:39 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbh i did think his response to the last question at the 2nd debate gives a glimpse of a possible exit w/ a (infinitesimal) bit of decency left, but who am i kidding this is trump

marcos, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link

they are really all-in on scumbag reddit/MRA/breitbart language

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/10/eric-trump-says-bragging-about-sexual-assault-is-what-happens-when-youre-an-alpha-personality/

The young Trump shared with the office staff, “I think sometimes when guys are together they get carried away, and sometimes that’s what happens when alpha personalities are in the same presence,” on why his father and Billy Bush shared in such a “lewd” exchange about grabbing women by the “p*ssy” and getting away with it because of status.

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link

you couldn't really invent more pitch-perfect POS rich spoiled scumbags like the two older trump sons

marcos, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

Might be time to bring "scumfuck" back into daily usage, although I'm sure the late standard-bearer of the phrase would contest being associated with these scumfucks

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

Trump will go out to "I don't mind" by James Brown,

Mark G, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link

btw between LePage's plea for authoritarianism (an incoherent one i might add since he seems to also think that under obama we have both 'autocracy' and 'anarchy') and trump's "HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN," i think we're in a pretty good place to settle "is Donald Trump a fascist" once and for all

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:54 (seven years ago) link

chicago by sufjan stevens

flappy bird, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:54 (seven years ago) link

in my household "scumfuck" has never gone out of daily usage

i see that trump is calling mccain "foul-mouthed". so is he going to link to the article describing what mccain called his wife? that would be p. amazing.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:54 (seven years ago) link

You guys maybe the problem is that not enough people have heard men talk about pussy grabbin'. Thank u Ben Carson for showing us the way.

https://twitter.com/AndrewKirell/status/785896765539037185

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

what a horrible human being.

these explicit attempts at asshole normalization are popping up all over and proving that there is another layer to the last refuge of a scoundrel beyond patriotism: proud assholism

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 18:02 (seven years ago) link

trump's pussy grabber: the game: http://pussygrabber.com/

PappaWheelie V, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

Aimee Mann writes an anti-Trump song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qROQ0XYP4Ck

I wanted to write about Trump in the first person because I think it's more interesting to speculate on what people’s inner life might be. I had heard a theory that Trump’s interest in running for President was really kicked off at the 2011 White House Correspondent’s dinner when President Obama basically roasted him, so that’s where I started. And my own feeling was that it wasn’t really the job itself he wanted, but the thrill of running and winning, and that maybe it had all gotten out of hand and was a runaway train that he couldn’t stop.

LYRICS
That bastard making fun of me in front of all my peers
Those people think I own this town, you’re stripping all my gears
Well guess what Mr. President, I’ll be seeing you
In four years

Though on the campaign trail the papers paint me like a clown
Still all I see are crowds who want to fit me for a crown
I point out all my enemies just so my fans
Bring them down

Isn’t anybody going to stop me?
I don’t want this job
I don’t want this job, my god
Can’t you tell
I’m unwell

You try to pin me down but you don’t really try that hard
I throw out any shit I want and no one trumps that card
So dazzled and distracted by your fantasy
Of Hildegard

Isn’t anybody going to stop me?
I don’t want this job
I don’t want this job, my god
Can’t you tell
I’m unwell

You ask about my plan but baby my plan is to win
I wind up all the tops and watch the others keep the spin
You handing me grenades is just compelling me
To pull the pin

Isn’t anybody going to stop me?
I don’t want this job
I can’t do this job, my god
Can’t you tell
I’m unwell

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

the phenomenon of ben carson is perhaps even more mysterious to me than that of trump

he seems to exist on a different level of reality

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

I'm not crazy
I'm just a little unwell

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

finally dawned on me who Trump has been reminding me of this whole time. Psycho-Man!

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14642329_10155178438807137_6961450381826438282_n.jpg?oh=65bde1735e548d1ae4e8321bca814cb3&oe=589C94C7

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

Figures:

https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/785908590422786048

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link

don't drag In-N-Out into this!

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link

the core, the heart music: millennials
http://www.stereogum.com/1903806/hillary-clinton-finally-breaks-her-legendary-silence-about-kanye-wests-curtailed-meadows-set/video/

― flappy bird, Tuesday, October 11, 2016 2:14 PM (twelve minutes ago

smh crackers is biters, i hope gabe got royalties for this

k3vin k., Tuesday, 11 October 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link

Figures:

https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/785908590422786048

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Looks like Nate P!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

https://youtu.be/ioZZcjzmy-4 is what Trump reminds me of

imago, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link

This is going to be the worst halloween ever.

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link

something about this tweet seems to capture the whole mad circle of the donald: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/785846205750337537

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/785908590422786048

"wesinjapan ‏@wesinjapan 22m22 minutes ago
@Green_Footballs The Punch Me in the Face Starter Kit."

nickn, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link

This is going to be the worst halloween ever.

― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Tuesday, October 11, 2016 2:53 PM

lol i can't find the picture now but i did wear a wig and a suit and went as the donald halloween 2006 or so. smh

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

OMG U GUYS

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CugcrMaWYAAY4y1.jpg

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CugcrMaWYAAY4y1.jpg

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link

Assange delivers

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link

smh in the pocket of big rice

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:07 (seven years ago) link

more like john polenta, m i rit

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:07 (seven years ago) link

lol

Har-@-Iago (wins), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:07 (seven years ago) link

is that real?

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link

i think this shows podesta is a real pro politician. my spouse's response to huffman's question was far less decorous, involving several expletives and culminating with "that's not making risotto, that's making rice with gravy".

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link

in case you were still wondering about GMOs, this email pretty much says it all

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:24 (seven years ago) link

It should come as no surprise that Clinton employs people who can't write or spell.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:24 (seven years ago) link

LOOOL

Was just coming here to post that remaining Trump surrogate Joseph Arpaio has just been charged with criminal contempt, according to reportage photographer friend at courthouse right now.

jane burkini (suzy), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link

Make Arborio Great Again

go get your winebox (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

It should come as no surprise that Clinton employs people who can't write or spell.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, October 11, 2016 2:24 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh get off it, everyone sends out tons of quick work emails or slacks that are incorrectly punctuated or in all lowercase or might have a spelling error

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link

not my coworkers

waddup

do i look sexy today 564 (map), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

j/k

do i look sexy today 564 (map), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link

i have never sent anyone slacks at work, what am i a fuckin mens wearhouse

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:37 (seven years ago) link

you couldn't really invent more pitch-perfect POS rich spoiled scumbags like the two older trump sons

― marcos, Tuesday, October 11, 2016 10:48 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm, i've wondered this whole cycle why they decided to accentuate this by having gordon gekko hairstyles

intheblanks, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

also all those words are spelled correctly (I wouldn't call the will/with typo a misspelling, just the result of a hastily-written email arising from a pressing risotto query) xp

Har-@-Iago (wins), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

Joe Arpaio needs to serve a couple of years in one of his corporately-run for-profit jails, where humiliation and dehumanization are key tools in inmate management.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

t/s: screwing up it's/its vs. screwing up their/there/they're

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link

Both unforgivable crimes against humanity imo

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link

vs. every dude on twitter who acts like a genius when the spot someone made a small typo

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link

as a maricopa county resident, my greatest hope right now is that trump's collapse kills GOP turnout and arpaio is finally turned out of office

intheblanks, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link

vs. every dude on twitter who acts like a genius when the spot someone made a small typo

Also unforgivable.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link

*they

Har-@-Iago (wins), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link

oh get off it, everyone sends out tons of quick work emails or slacks that are incorrectly punctuated or in all lowercase or might have a spelling error

― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown),

dude, you can't fuck with incorrectly punctuated and spelled risotto recipes.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

is this the kind of petty bullshit that ought to be below us OR IS IT REALLY the kind of genuine expert view that shows a glimpse of someone's inner life hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

http://theslot.jezebel.com/what-is-up-with-trumps-ill-fitting-suits-a-world-famou-1787666547?rev=1476213062073

goole, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link

What are the qualities a man has to have to pull off a really nice suit?

He needs to be at ease with himself. You need to wear the clothes, the clothes mustn’t wear you. And I think when someone has not an easy figure—he’s not the hardest figure, but he’s not the easiest; he’s not Barack Obama, is he?—they need to be at one with that and allow the clothes to work with their weaknesses, as opposed to fighting against them. You can’t interrupt your clothes, can you?

If Donald Trump came into your store, would you serve him?

We serve all our clients without discriminating against what they do or where they do it. We’d be more than happy to help Mr. Trump dress better—because at the end of the day, we all have to look at him.

goole, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

omg I'm jubilant at possible tide turning against arpaio!

look at the morning people (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link

i gave up grammar nazi-ing when i noticed that doing so caused my rate of typographical errors to skyrocket

surely some universal law about that

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link

load up on risotto imo

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

I don't know whether to believe the NRO commenter who claimed that during his morning show Sean Hannity defended Trump by claiming, " King David had 500 concubines for crying out loud!" I hope so.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

Jeb!s national security adviser goes on a tweetstorm. Same thing you're seeing from all these clowns now.

https://twitter.com/noonanjo

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link

vs. every dude on twitter who acts like a genius when the spot someone made a small typo

must you take EVERYTHING from me

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link

otm, i've wondered this whole cycle why they decided to accentuate this by having gordon gekko hairstyles

Easy; they're the kind of fuckhead who saw Gekko and wanted to be _that_. Like that Dave Aurini the mra/pua fuckhead who deliberately shaved his head and grew a goatee to model himself as some sorta video game supervillain/LaVey type.

(Aurini also wrote a novel, set in post-apoc Ontario, and regularly films himself in front of a conspicuously placed skull prop on YouTube)

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

there's definitely a difference between making an (actual) typo on twitter and making the same "typo" 3 different times in an email

k3vin k., Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

Never thought I'd see the day when Glenn Beck supports a Democrat, are pigs flying somewhere?
http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/10/10/glenn-beck-electing-hillary-clinton-moral-ethical-choice/

JacobSanders, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

people who misuse its/it's are monsters obv

k3vin k., Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

your crazy!!

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

Robert Christgau on Hillary and canvassing.

So right, Bernie. On the issues he was Hillary's superior, on implementation anything but. Admirably untouched by big money, he was undeterred by a single attack ad or exposé of his wild socialist youth because he was the opponent the right wanted. So he was dizzied by the unsullied adulation he inspired just like every other new star in history. Of course he reveled in his newfound fame after sixty years of failing to lead humanity into righteousness. But when his wife, Jane, reported indignantly that he'd called the Daily News's sane follow-up questions on breaking up the banks "an inquisition," I lost what little faith I had that he was ready to govern.

Yet not only did he beef up the platform more than seemed possible, he now agrees with me on Hillary and is doing something about it on campuses nationwide. Pullquote: "I know about as much about third-party politics as anybody in Congress. And I want anybody who's thinking about voting against Hillary Clinton, and casting a protest vote because she is not all they would like her to be, to understand what the consequences for the country and the world will be

Should do wonders for Nader fans too.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link

Beck is so boring. Jones & Drudge...that's the good shit. REAL insanity. REAL nastiness. the hurricane was FAKE

flappy bird, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link

there's definitely a difference between making an (actual) typo on twitter and making the same "typo" 3 different times in an email

― k3vin k.

whenever i try to copy edit my own writing i'm utterly appalled at how awful my spelling and grammar are.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

somehow I bet Morbz is unconvinced

xxp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

fucking hell, kellyane conway, going there

http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/10/kellyanne-conway-says-lawmakers-guilty-of-sexual-harassment.html

“I would talk to some of the members of Congress there when I was younger and prettier, them rubbing against girls, sticking their tongues down women’s throats who were uninvited, didn’t like it,” Conway told Matthews, according to Roll Call. “You’re saying, ‘yeah,’ because you know it’s true … And some of them, by the way, are on the list of people who won’t support Donald Trump because they all ride around on their high horse.”

goole, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link

i'm trying to read that voice piece but my lord what font are they using, because the "x" in that font turns every word containing an "x" into a '90s mountain dew advertisement.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

that was yesterday, do keep up!

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

or at least an ear X-tacy bumper sticker

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:07 (seven years ago) link

look i'm drinking from the broken sewer pipe as fast as i can

goole, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:07 (seven years ago) link

new thread title

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link

there's your new thread title

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link

xp!

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link

So, does this mean kellyanne conway approves of sexual harassment, but only when it is done by Trump and those loyal to him and not when it is perpetrated by disloyal Republicans, or what?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:10 (seven years ago) link

Top post on the schadenfreude goldmine that is /r/the_donald right now

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/56zr4w/im_35_and_today_i_registered_to_vote_for_the/

Notable for the first thread of comments, which are accidentally spot-on

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

yeah no i'm not looking at the sub for any reason

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

seriously

do i look sexy today 564 (map), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

well maybe on nov 9th

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

Robert Christgau - Confessions of a Hillary Supporter (Village Voice)
The Dean -- people still call him that, right? -- dips his characteristically left-leaning toe into uncharacteristic political commentary. And why not? He's earned it after this many years (I stopped paying attention after ham and bomb icons took the place of insightful criticism around 1990 or so), and his voice has finally shed the arcane tangents that at times made his year-end essays all but incomprehensible. But this essay doesn't reveal anything new, and reading it isn't my idea of fun. It ought to be one or the other, if not both. B-

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link

yeah no i'm not looking at the sub for any reason

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, October 12, 2016 4:24 AM (twenty-two seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's just lots of dicks saying "LANDSLIDE INCOMING"

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link

bah, xgau cd have said that in 63 words max

xp

mark s, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link

Tarfumes' parody or xgau's essay?

LADY BRACKNELL: Both if necessary.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

indeed

mark s, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

back in the day unrecommended

goole, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

well maybe on nov 9th

are you kidding? on nov 9th it's gonna be wall to wall "trump really won, the rigged media made up lots of fake black anchor baby votes to steal the election"

or maybe that's actually what you're looking for idk

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

lol only so i can post cryingjordan.jpeg

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

Bill Mitchell's Twitter is gonna be amazing on Nov 9th, might make all this worth it after all

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:41 (seven years ago) link

this is like the briar patch story, without a brer rabbit

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cugw4ajXgAAjpz9.jpg

goole, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:41 (seven years ago) link

did ryan essentially give up on his presidential ambitions once he became speaker of the house? i mean it's like jumping into a giant sewer filled with insane ppl, basically seems impossible to keep any likeability or dignity in that position...

(i was gonna ask if any speaker had ever been president but googled and i guess only one: james polk)

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link

people were surprised to see some nutso tweets from the donald account "on iphone" as opposed to the OG "from android" -- but don't, i guess:

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/300445-exclusive-trump-campaign-ceo-wanted-to-destroy-ryan#.V_1FoXRqh10.twitter

“Bannon has Alex Jones-level paranoia about Paul Ryan,” the source said, referring to the right-wing radio host and conspiracy theorist who runs the pro-Trump website Infowars.

“He goes on these amazing rants,” the source added of Bannon. “He thinks Paul Ryan is part of a conspiracy with George Soros and Paul Singer, in which elitists want to bring one world government.”

goole, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

In the Dec. 1 email, Breitbart’s Washington editor, Matt Boyle, suggested to Bannon via email that a story promoting Ryan’s planned overhaul of the mental health system would be a good way to “open a bridge” to Ryan.

Bannon wasn’t keen on the idea.

“I’ve got a cure for mental health issue,” Bannon wrote to Boyle. “Spank your children more.”

“I get that,” responded Boyle, “but this is a place where we can open a bridge to Paul Ryan --- we're playing the very long long long game Steve.”

Replied Bannon: “Long game is him gone by spring.”

goole, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link

and replace him with what? ben carson?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

Imagining what would happen if Trump tried to stand again in 2020.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

i'm having trouble imagining the future of the GOP six weeks from now tbh. really have no clue wtf is in store.

goole, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

Steve King

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

jeff sessions going for it by saying he isn't sure pussy grabbing is sexual assault

akm, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:57 (seven years ago) link

really have no clue wtf is in store.

I don't think Ryan's going to lose his majority tbh, but his opponents are gonna be emboldened and he's going to be reduced to Boehner 2.0. Cue freedom caucus revolt, gov't shutdowns, assorted temper tantrums and in-fighting. Which is likely to last until 2018 and then who knows what happens.

Senate GOP will be p much as it was prior to them reclaiming the majority in 2014.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

Nativism is now the GOP mainstream. McCain, et. al are no longer part of that mainstream.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

yeah those guys are gonna be put out to pasture, they have no power in the party now and it's obvious

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link

legislatively and structurally what that means I haven't quite thought through. GOP will have no incentive as a party to compromise, and I'm under no illusions that these guys are so principled that they will buck the party line with votes - seems more likely they'll just be humiliated and cowed into going along with whatever batshit insanity their leadership is craven enough to tolerate.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

where Cruz falls in all this is a real mystery - now absolutely everybody will hate him, both the Trumplings and the "establishment"

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

lol @ "i get that, but"

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 21:08 (seven years ago) link

the funny thing is that Trump as a force in the party will be totally spent following his loss. I mean, what's he gonna do - become a lobbyist? Run for a Senate seat? Fuck that that's small potatoes to him, and he's not actually interested in governing or government. It's not like the party will have him to turn to as a strategist or savior wandering in the wilderness or party satrap. He's done/gone. But the party will remain and be damaged by the divisions he sowed. There will inevitably be people in the party who see him as a template for their own ambitions, though, and their stupidity and dangerousness will now have an open platform to be paraded about on. Are there younger, relatively untarnished figures that can pick up the pieces? Nikki Haley or someone like that? I don't know. Obviously Christie and Newt and Giuliani are all finished. McConnell probably wants to retire so bad. Ryan wanted to be president but no way is that happening now. Maybe Pence will come out of it okay, who knows.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

An election like this one is unlikely to change much in the current dynamic. HRC won't have much in the way of coattails to sweep in a new Congress along with her big win, because however much she has tried to attach herself to a domestic policy agenda, the election has become purely a referendum on Trump, which means almost nothing politically the day after Trump loses. So even if the Senate turns barely Democrat (50-50 or 51-49) and the Republican House margin narrows to under a dozen, the status quo ante will reassert itself almost instantaneously.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link

agreed. if those margins move significantly though, things *will* be different. and it does seem possible - or at least more likely than it has ever been during this campaign - that the GOP will suffer catastrophic losses.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link

the xgau essay would've been better if it were all about his adventures canvassing for the dems, rest of it was pretty much tedious conventional wisdom (complete w/ a sneering anti-sanders tangent)

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link

there was no status quo, though. the party was in disarray _before_ trump showed up. that's why he's been able to do so well- they have no vision, no direction, and no leadership.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 21:21 (seven years ago) link

the status quo was gridlock at the federal level. that is likely to continue.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 21:22 (seven years ago) link

xp but what you describe as disarray and directionlessness is a status and that is what we'll return to

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

what do you mean "return to"

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

have you been asleep the last 2 years

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 21:35 (seven years ago) link


where Cruz falls in all this is a real mystery - now absolutely everybody will hate him, both the Trumplings and the "establishment"

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, October 11, 2016 4:04 PM (thirty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think my single favorite thing from the last few weeks was cruz's timing for his endorsement

iatee, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 21:35 (seven years ago) link

have you been asleep the last 2 years

― Οὖτις

i don't think so. when was the part where shit started getting done?

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link

the status quo, as pointed out three times now, is shit not getting done

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 21:41 (seven years ago) link

This Cruz tweet from a couple days ago makes me laugh. He's complaining about bias against Trump, but it's hard to not to read it as frustration that the leak didn't happen in time for Cruz to win the nomination.

Ted Cruz ‏@tedcruz Oct 9
NBC had tape 11 yrs. Apprentice producer says they have more & worse. So why not release in 2015? In March? Why wait till October? #MSMBias

jmm, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 21:43 (seven years ago) link

That is totally a complaint about how he could have won the nomination if this had been released earlier

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

Dreyfuss is aware of your onscreen idiocy:

https://mobile.twitter.com/RichardDreyfuss/status/785931910845464577

Richard Dreyfuss ‏@RichardDreyfuss

Quint did not kill Jaws.

https://twitter.com/jzokun/status/785708353360060416

12:55 PM - 11 Oct 2016

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 21:49 (seven years ago) link

Far from chiding Goldman Sachs for obstructing Democratic proposals for financial reform, Clinton appeared to sympathize with the giant investment bank. At a Goldman Sachs Alternative Investments Symposium in October 2013, Clinton almost apologized for the Dodd-Frank reform bill, explaining that it had to pass “for political reasons,” because “if you were an elected member of Congress and people in your constituency were losing jobs and shutting businesses and everybody in the press is saying it’s all the fault of Wall Street, you can’t sit idly by and do nothing.”

Clinton added, “And I think the jury is still out on that because it was very difficult to sort of sort through it all.”

Clinton praised Deutsche Bank in a 2014 speech for “the work that the Bank has done in New York City on affordable housing.”

While Deutsche Bank has given to anti-homelessness campaigns in the past, it was also cited in a New York State Senate report in January for refusing to maintain foreclosed properties in New York City neighborhoods and costing those communities millions in unpaid fines. Deutsche is also about to face a multi-billion-dollar penalty from the Justice Department for defrauding investors with low-quality mortgage securities, leading to the housing meltdown.

Those excerpts were among many listed in an 80-page document prepared by the Clinton campaign, listing potentially damaging quotes from the Democratic nominee’s paid but at that point still secret speeches. The report landed in campaign chairman John Podesta’s email, which was hacked, and then posted by WikiLeaks last week.

In a November 2013 speech to the National Association of Realtors (NAR), Clinton pronounced herself proud to work with the trade group as a U.S. senator to “look for ways to help families facing foreclosure with concrete steps.”

NAR represents real estate agents, who had no authority to assist distressed homeowners. An April 2007 document lists NAR’s priorities in foreclosure mitigation, and they were able to get an amendment exempting mortgage debt forgiveness from being treated as earned income. But the rest amount to “urging” and “supporting” efforts to help homeowners that never happened.

https://theintercept.com/2016/10/11/behind-closed-doors-hillary-clinton-sympathized-with-goldman-sachs-over-financial-reform/

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link

CNN host cuts off Katrina Pierson mid-tirade: "That conversation was going nowhere"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRWZ8IFvpI8

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link

Ted Cruz ‏@tedcruz Oct 9
NBC had tape 11 yrs. Apprentice producer says they have more & worse. So why not release in 2015? In March? Why wait till October? #MSMBias

― jmm, Tuesday, October 11, 2016 5:43 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao my first thought after reading that was this:

According to several classmates, none of whom were firsthand witnesses, Cruz was said to have run the wrong way and was later seen naked and banging against the window of a locked dorm in an attempt to gain entrance.

Numerous as the secondhand accounts were, we were unable to confirm the nude-lockout incident. However, we did establish that the following spring, Cruz, who was a member of the Campus Safety Committee, appeared in at least five separate issues of the Daily Princetonian as a staunch opponent of the concept of locked entryways.

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link

i'm having trouble imagining the future of the GOP six weeks from now tbh. really have no clue wtf is in store.

With 60% of Governors, 70% of state legislatures, and a House majority, they'll still have a lot of incumbency advantage. Each of those politicians will need to determine which flavor of GOPenis they are, based on what their constituents seem to want. Some will be trumpian firebrands determined to blow up the system. Others will be Ryanoids.

But those guys are fond of power, so they'll likely keep the R label. Because even if no one agrees on what the R means, it will still be the best way to say "not a Democrat."

And, as Oupc notes, the legislative program is the Eternal Nope.

go get your winebox (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:03 (seven years ago) link

That is totally a complaint about how he could have won the nomination if this had been released earlier

Exactly -- it's a complaint about the biased MSM being in the tank FOR Trump to win the primary.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:06 (seven years ago) link

Okay, yeah, I see that now. I guess I just assumed he wouldn't say that while still endorsing Trump.

jmm, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link

With 60% of Governors, 70% of state legislatures

aren't these numbers liable to shift with the presidential election? I can't keep track of all the state elections this year.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:08 (seven years ago) link

not a ton of governorships up for grabs judging from this, but some

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/02/United_States_gubernatorial_elections%2C_2016.svg/320px-United_States_gubernatorial_elections%2C_2016.svg.png

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link

I assume those are all relatively safe too, I haven't heard of any of those being particularly hotly contested except for North Carolina (right?)

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link

feel like the only just punishment for Arpaio and Trump would be a special elixir that makes them invisible to other humans only when they're peeing in a public restroom, so that people come up to the urinal thinking it's unoccupied and pissing all over them.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:12 (seven years ago) link

The right wing conflation of "sex in the media" and predation -- which is on display in that katrina pierson video -- pisses me off so much. Do they really not see the difference between kim kardashian making a sex tape -- which pierson mentioned -- and trump assaulting people? What?

Treeship, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link

Are all references to sex "bad" in their opinion?

Treeship, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link

rape culture = inability to see the line between consensual promiscuity and non-consensual assault because of the assumption that all women that dress "provocatively" are inviting you to sample their wares so really, what's the difference, maaaaaaan.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:23 (seven years ago) link

Are all references to sex "bad" in their opinion?

― Treeship, Tuesday, October 11, 2016 11:21 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

all except the non-consensual, controlling ones apparently

do i look sexy today 564 (map), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:25 (seven years ago) link

that and this weird idea that a woman not loudly protesting at the time of the assault = permissiveness and not, idk, an understandable byproduct of fear brought on by the unwanted act.

"if Trump didn't want them to kiss him, they would have stopped him" etc etc

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:25 (seven years ago) link

Are all references to sex "bad" in their opinion?

this all goes back to basic, deeply sublimated and never rarely fully explicated puritan belief that all sex outside of marriage-sanctioned child-bearing is wrong. Everything else (opposition to homosexuality, abortion, checking out sex tapes etc.) stems from that.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:26 (seven years ago) link

Yeah definitely. The infuriating thing is that Pierson used the term "rape culture" to issue a blanket condemnation of, it seemed, sex in general. It's like Nineteen Eighty-four.

Treeship, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:26 (seven years ago) link

never

from that

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:26 (seven years ago) link

xxpost err I mean "if they didn't want to be kissed by Trump"....

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:26 (seven years ago) link

I assume those are all relatively safe too, I haven't heard of any of those being particularly hotly contested except for North Carolina (right?)

― Οὖτις

indiana's a toss-up.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:27 (seven years ago) link

An old roommate (disappointingly) linked this on Facebook. Even if one were to take everything in that 'article' at face value, I find it hard to even imagine the mindset for which any quote in that article is far worse than Trump's comments.

xps I mean, Οὖτις explained the mindset and I can imagine it but yeah.

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:28 (seven years ago) link

this all goes back to basic, deeply sublimated and never rarely fully explicated puritan belief that all sex outside of marriage-sanctioned child-bearing is wrong. Everything else (opposition to homosexuality, abortion, checking out sex tapes etc.) stems from that.

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, October 11, 2016 11:26 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes but that's a slightly more dated form of what it really stems from, one category of person needing control over another. it really is as simple as male supremacy.

do i look sexy today 564 (map), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:31 (seven years ago) link

I think a bigger issue I'd how you talk millions of people off the apocalyptic conspiracy cult ledge. I don't think the mainstream Republican party's dog whistle is going to work as well as it did since Reagan, not without actually acting on the crazy, which is largely legislatively impossible.

earlnash, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:32 (seven years ago) link

the thing is this, four years ago paul ryan was a hard-right ideologue. now he's too moderate for most of the voters. the voices become more and more extreme, more and more strident, and there's no check on it because of the gerrymandering and becomes a lot of states are functionally one-party states on an organizational level. by 2020 i would not be surprised if the republican party was not an explicitly white nationalist institution. because there's no check on it, no reason it shouldn't be.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:33 (seven years ago) link

xxxpost It's really just about targeting the figure in which Democrats are perceived to lionize the most, whom a lot of folks believe is Clinton. Probably not aware of places like this board, for example, filled with liberals who vote Democrat but nonetheless think Clinton's a shitbag.

other than that, it's just your run of the mill "Tu quoque" fallacy - once you come back at them with "yeah I agree, Clinton's comments are reprehensible", it kind of takes the wind out of their sails, because the fallacy's effectiveness relies on your unwillingness to criticize someone who shares your political beliefs for "similar behavior".

I mean I've long suspected most of Trump's handlers of playing political theater, but IMO situations like Trump's current predicament are when you need to have the "Vince McMahon 4th wall" moment and admit no, this isn't cool. Otherwise, you're basically saying a guy who believes using his stature to help himself to sexually assault women is "ok", behavior then subsequently legitimized by winning the election.

Obv we're not electing a Sunday school teacher but the false equivalency of "this is no worse than saying Mayim Bialik is hot" is scary to me. either people are that fucking dumb to believe that, or they don't believe it but are pretending to for political sake, and I don't know which is worse tbh.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:37 (seven years ago) link

the thing is this, four years ago paul ryan was a hard-right ideologue. now he's too moderate for most of the voters. the voices become more and more extreme, more and more strident, and there's no check on it because of the gerrymandering and becomes a lot of states are functionally one-party states on an organizational level. by 2020 i would not be surprised if the republican party was not an explicitly white nationalist institution. because there's no check on it, no reason it shouldn't be.

― fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, October 11, 2016 6:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and yet the amazing thing, is despite conservatism moving closer to 'extreme' right views (ie Ted Cruz), they've managed to win the narrative that most Democratic candidates, who usually run on barely left of center platforms, are "pushing an extreme socialist agenda".

I knew it wasn't an argument that could be won when someone I knew, in the midst of a political discussion in 2004, that John Kerry was "dangerous dictator material"

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:40 (seven years ago) link

It seems their focus has changed too. The small government fanatacism of the tea party at least concealed the white resentment behind a facade of ideas like small government and constitutional literalism. Never thought they would go for full authoritarianism in the numbers they have tbh

Treeship, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:42 (seven years ago) link

leftists, who have claimed that Bill Clinton is the greatest president since Abraham Lincoln

Like, has literally any leftist claimed this?

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:44 (seven years ago) link

I don't think the GOP sticks with an idea for long enough, and that's their main problem. which isn't to say the Democrats are this unified group that has had an unmoving platform, but the GOP hitches themselves to weird posts for short periods of time and then move onto something else before it has time to develop.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:44 (seven years ago) link

xpost lol. I mean there was a popular bumper sticker that said "I miss Bill" but that's just typical strawman shit.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:45 (seven years ago) link

people also conflated Dems not thinking Clinton should be impeached with "not being utterly and completely embarrassed/angry about the situation"

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:46 (seven years ago) link

i don't remember anyone loving bill clinton. i dont' remember any democrats ever loving any figureheads with the exception of Obama (and Carter, retroactively, because of his post-presidential life)

akm, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:51 (seven years ago) link

The only way I could see a leftist holding the view that he was the best President since Lincoln would be something like "FDR did great things but he interned the Japanese, and you have to count Vietnam against LBJ, so by default, I guess Bill C presided over prosperous times and didn't screw anything up badly".

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:54 (seven years ago) link

there are def Dems that view the Clinton era as an era of prosperity (which it was but not cos of him) and have conveniently forgotten DOMA/etc...

but it's definitely not "omg Bill Guevara, para todos todo"

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:56 (seven years ago) link

and there are also those of us who were born in the 80s and he was the first Democratic President of our lifetime so our only real frame of reference from life experience, too (I was born in the waning hours of Carter).

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:57 (seven years ago) link

*prior to Obama, that is

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:58 (seven years ago) link

The handful of Trump supporters on my FB feed, all of whom have at least one university degree, all seem to be treating this like a sport. They never link any thinkpieces (even on the level of Matt Walsh, say, who hates Trump) or issues-based commentary, always just memes, clickbait like that Federalist Papers thing, and virtual high-fives whenever someone insults HRC, e.g. ""... Because ud b in jail..." #savage #murder101". I kind of wonder if there are any serious, intellectual Trump supporters.

xps Yeah, I can totally see how people could like Bill Clinton and I know plenty who do, including my Dad; I just haven't come across anyone who identifies as leftist thinking of him as 'the greatest since Lincoln', unless maybe it was in a very qualified way.

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link

Does anyone actually call themself "a leftist"?

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link

Even the regular GOP goals have been fan fiction for decades as you cant cut taxes, raise military spending hand over fist, wage continual war and yet not cut popular social programs then expect a balanced budget.

There is nothing that infuriates me more is conservatives who seem to live in some illusion that deficit spending started in January 2009 and there is no blame to the GOP for the debt.

earlnash, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

anybody who links to anything with "Federalist" or "Examiner" or "Thinker" appearing in the publisher's name is worth unfriending IMO

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

Otm about "fan fiction." They're so deeply unserious it's hard to even fathom.

Treeship, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 23:06 (seven years ago) link

Valid question, CaAL

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 23:06 (seven years ago) link

tbh in my experience at least some leftists are not down w/ the idea that lincoln was "great"

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 23:07 (seven years ago) link

(Fwiw, even most of the hardcore Canadian conservatives I come across on political message boards regard Republicans as more or less insane, even pre-Trump.)

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 23:07 (seven years ago) link

It also can't go on like this. Something has to break. I get that there will always be a fiscally and socially conservative party in America given the popularity of that worldview, but this one has just become a sick joke.

Treeship, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 23:08 (seven years ago) link

xpost you'd think short-term memory of the Great Recession and its byproducts would be vivid, and yet ask people when average gas prices were at their highest in the aughts, and many Republicans will insist it happened sometime other than when it actually happened (2008). a bunch of us protested on a local blogger's "thinkpiece" about Romney as he insisted that gas prices spiked in 2006 and began to shrink gradually so that they were fairly low in 2008, only to go up under Obama (despite the actual info being readily available in under five minutes on Gasbuddy.com)

same thing with the unemployment rate (there was a humorous meme that was flaunted by a Repub blog in 08 that stated unemployment increased under Obama because it alleged Bush left office a year before he actually did, in 2007, to make the numbers work).

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 23:08 (seven years ago) link

i'm disappointed that today hasn't been more entertaining on the Trump Front. midnight twitter nastiness aside; was really hoping for footage of him raping a dog or something.

akm, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 23:12 (seven years ago) link

Does anyone actually call themself "a leftist"?

http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/flanders-leftorium.jpg

go get your winebox (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 23:17 (seven years ago) link

you know, there are a lot of states that don't have an effective two-party system, where the primary is more important than the general election because one party doesn't have the organization or structure to run candidates who aren't patently inferior. we could see this on a national level. very few of us actually like clinton, but (with one very specific exception) our fear of trump and his white nationalist ideology is so far beyond our problems with clinton they're not even comparable. i could certainly see a sort of one-party "coalition rule", which would continue until people stop being afraid of the white nationalist threat, at which point a two party system would once more emerge.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 23:18 (seven years ago) link

Ryan wanted the Speaker job because it's a job for a grownup where people ask you what you think a lot, and if you think that all people need is to hear True Conservative Views and a steely gaze for conservatism to prosper, then I can see the attraction. He has probably despaired of it since his second day and he has no good options :) :) :)

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 23:20 (seven years ago) link

ryan didn't want the speaker job! he was browbeat into it by boehner using a heaping helping of catholic guilt.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 23:21 (seven years ago) link

I've already forgotten who the first choice for Boehner's successor was. Wonder how he'd have been faring right now.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 23:22 (seven years ago) link

The Right will have to fix the right, as everyone else in the world are lying socialist baby killers. They are so f'ing gone, I don't see how they get brought back into fold.

At some point, some adults among the billionaires are going to have to convince their right wing cronies to defund the lunacy and push to get rid of Citizens United. Trust in government to some extent has to be restored and I don't see any real political will by the money in this country to make those type of comprmise deals. Their greed fucked it up and they have to fix it.

The service economy is leaving too many behind and in there is a big chunk of Trump's followers and the people caught in the inner city shoot outs in same boat and racial tensions basically are keeping many from seeing they are different sides of same coin. If your life is not having crap and working dead end jobs to go nowhere why not just become a pill head or smack addict. To me all those are tied really to the failures if the service economy.

earlnash, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 23:27 (seven years ago) link

it was kevin mccarthy, i think
xpost

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 23:28 (seven years ago) link

That's right. He wasn't so good at words.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 23:30 (seven years ago) link

Fine fine - Ryan took the Speaker job because etc etc - no-one held a gun to his head.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 23:34 (seven years ago) link

lol? http://www.newsweek.com/vladimir-putin-sidney-blumenthal-hillary-clinton-donald-trump-benghazi-sputnik-508635🔗
I don't think the GOP sticks with an idea for long enough, and that's their main problem. which isn't to say the Democrats are this unified group that has had an unmoving platform, but the GOP hitches themselves to weird posts for short periods of time and then move onto something else before it has time to develop.

I just want to be clear; you're talking about the party that is still trying to implement trickle-down economics, right?

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 23:46 (seven years ago) link

Goddammit zing buffer

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 23:49 (seven years ago) link

Does anyone actually call themself "a leftist"?

a surprising amount of people on twitter trying to distinguish themselves from "liberals"

intheblanks, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 23:50 (seven years ago) link

http://www.niemanlab.org/images/jacobin.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 23:52 (seven years ago) link

afaics, the only way for ryan to be wield any power as speaker would be to abandon the hastert rule, which then would allow him to cut genuine deals across the aisle, bring compromise bills to the floor and pass them with a bipartisan majority. which won't happen. so ryan will be stuck as boehner 2.0, essentially powerless except to block legislation and sink budget bills with poison pill amendments, which any bozo off the street could do.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 00:01 (seven years ago) link

Hey a bozo would have to do all the background work to be in that position tbf

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 00:03 (seven years ago) link

Just saw Obama speaking today, ridiculing the idea of denouncing Trump but not breaking ties. Guarantee this will be the comeback within a day or two: you did the same with Jeremiah Wright (not drawing any other parallels between Wright or Trump--just anticipating the response). They'll seize on "I can no more disown him..." from the Perfect Union speech.

But not mention that he did (again, independent of his motivation or whether or not he should have) make a clean break after Wright's press conference as the election approached.

clemenza, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 00:10 (seven years ago) link

the xgau essay would've been better if it were all about his adventures canvassing for the dems, rest of it was pretty much tedious conventional wisdom (complete w/ a sneering anti-sanders tangent)

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.),

I found the canvassing portion the best defense for Clinton, better than the official endorsement/defense several paragraphs up.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 00:19 (seven years ago) link

No one remembers that also wright wasnt running for president

Xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 00:19 (seven years ago) link

I know--tried to put in all the necessary disclaimers. I'd bet money that will be the response, though.

clemenza, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 00:21 (seven years ago) link

Why would anyone respond to Obama?

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 00:25 (seven years ago) link

No way to prove this, but "the left" does not worship FDR like "the right" does Reagan. Maybe because FDR was president long ago? idk

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 00:29 (seven years ago) link

Isn't JFK the left's Reagan?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 00:49 (seven years ago) link

the democrats are not "the left"

Treeship, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 00:50 (seven years ago) link

our whole politics is incoherent because of the way the republicans talk about democrats as radical socialists/social engineers

Treeship, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link

Our one female Prime Minister on Trump:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/kim-campbell-describes-trump-as-dangerous-for-democracy-1.3800280

clemenza, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 01:06 (seven years ago) link

I like that Campbell doesn't give Trudeau grief for staying quiet--she understands the situation (besides what she says, there's also the remote possibility that Trudeau would one day have to deal with Trump).

clemenza, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link

No way to prove this, but "the left" does not worship FDR like "the right" does Reagan. Maybe because FDR was president long ago? idk

I agree. And yet, my Republican friends on FB never fail to mention that Lincoln was a Republican, as irrelevant as that fact is today

Vinnie, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link

No way to prove this, but "the left" does not worship FDR like "the right" does Reagan. Maybe because FDR was president long ago? idk

being progressive suggests that things can always get better

being conservative suggests that things will never be as good as previously

mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBKu9OJ8Ltk

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

conservatism attracts a mind that craves certainty and utterly panics in the face of uncertainty. which naturally leads to hero worship, being more religious, viewing things such as the Constitution as perfect and almost heaven-sent, magnetic attraction to simple solutions, etc

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

No way to prove this, but "the left" does not worship FDR like "the right" does Reagan. Maybe because FDR was president long ago? idk

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, October 12, 2016 12:29 AM (fifty-three minutes ago)

liberals just don't talk about FDR or any other liberal icon to the extent that conservatives talk about reagan, which is fine as far as avoiding the hero worship syndrome that drives us crazy when it's coming from the right, but kinda also created this vacuum where the only ppl who really do talk about FDR anymore are the right-wingers and libertarians who want to repeal the new deal. a few decades ago the new deal's success was a given, now the revisionist attitude that it "made the depression worse" is mainstream.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 01:36 (seven years ago) link

Isn't JFK the left's Reagan?

― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, October 11, 2016

One of my generation's virtues is its devotion to the principle espoused by Ed Asner's Guy Banniser in JFK:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OrPE-hjAQg

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 01:48 (seven years ago) link

xp tbf there was (is?) a school of actual leftists who excoriated FDR for going just far enough to save capitalism/failing to overthrow it

mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link

i would be surprised to see obama become a reagan figure for the democrats over the next 5-30 years

intheblanks, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

wouldn't be surprised!

intheblanks, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

https://humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2016/10/10/where-we-are-in-hell-i-think/

good post, alfred

k3vin k., Wednesday, 12 October 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link

In other news, Esquire just sort of relaunched Spy:

http://www.esquire.com/spy/

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 02:06 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/leahbeckmann/status/718190169912782848

mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

****did everybody register and/or update their voter registration?**** today is the deadline in quite a few states!!

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

https://humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2016/10/10/where-we-are-in-hell-i-think/

good post, alfred

― k3vin k., Tuesday, October 11, 2016

:)

Thanks, dear

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

i'm a leftist and i worship fdr for saving capitalism ama

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

I could watch this all day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3RHnKYNvx8

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

srsly

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

I have reservations about every American president I admire, but Lincoln and FDR come closest to my beau idee of mystery, policy commitment, bonhomie, and talent for inspiring an intense worship that I will never feel.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 02:25 (seven years ago) link

Does anyone actually call themself "a leftist"?

a surprising amount of people on twitter trying to distinguish themselves from "liberals"

in 2016, nothin wrong with backing away from steaming shit

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 02:29 (seven years ago) link

you do know they believe in different things

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

in 2016, nothin wrong with backing away from steaming shit

Oh, so you've noticed how everyone responds to your posts? Great; self-awareness is an important first step.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 02:44 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/785998687373701120

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 02:51 (seven years ago) link

this is an extremely enjoyable article http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/12/us/politics/donald-trump-gop.html

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link

FDR is hands down the greatest president to ever hold the office, says this leftist

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 02:59 (seven years ago) link

xp That joke keeps getting rewritten. As best I can tell, it was originally tweeted in July.

http://i.imgur.com/xcMOrZm.jpg

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 03:00 (seven years ago) link

someone on my fb feed posted this, apparently Paul Ryan is a "social justice warrior" now, lol http://truthfeed.com/we-are-calling-on-speaker-ryan-to-step-down/6232/

flappy bird, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 03:06 (seven years ago) link

this person is a trumpkin obv

flappy bird, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 03:06 (seven years ago) link

I'd wager nobody as smart as you who was able to vote for FDR or Lincoln ever felt that kind of admiration for a president in their lifetime either, Alfred.

Blah blah world's a complicated place and it has never been any simpler, except for the simple minded.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link

If Ken Bone is still truly undecided on how he'll vote, then he is well worth ignoring unless you are canvassing or phone banking. He obviously doesn't understand how much he doesn't understand.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 03:22 (seven years ago) link

Doesn't he work in the coal industry?

schwantz, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 03:22 (seven years ago) link

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/election-update-women-are-defeating-donald-trump/

american women otm

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 03:24 (seven years ago) link

genuinely impressed by bone interview!

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link

Thanks for linking that k3v, appreciated the transcript

“I had to put my head down while mom and dad were arguing over Thanksgiving dinner last year"
- I misheard this quoted as "...last night" on Jimmy Kimmel (while eating my pumpkin pie) and wondered if his parents were Canadian

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 03:41 (seven years ago) link

Does anyone actually call themself "a leftist"?

a surprising amount of people on twitter trying to distinguish themselves from "liberals"

― intheblanks, Tuesday, October 11, 2016 7:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or who might actually be distinct from liberals, and perhaps in other places in the world besides twitter even?

rip my mensches (s.clover), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 04:38 (seven years ago) link

Here's a better version of that CNN Don Lemon clip:

https://twitter.com/AllyRoche/status/785680511960166400

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 04:47 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/danharmon/status/786067527143137281

(((Dan Harmon))) Verified account
@danharmon

O'Reilly described Trump as "outspoken" and Trump interrupted him to disagree, completing his journey from Man to Python Sketch

9:54 PM - 11 Oct 2016

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 05:08 (seven years ago) link

ew dan harmon sucks surely we can do better in our twitter zing mining

maura, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 05:17 (seven years ago) link

no, we cannot

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 05:19 (seven years ago) link

The first billion links for "Dan Harmon sucks" are the twitter / tumblr / facebook / main site for a Dan Harmon fan site - what's the charges against him?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 05:45 (seven years ago) link

http://www.mediaite.com/online/obama-hits-back-at-alex-jones-for-calling-him-a-demon-by-checking-himself-for-sulfur-scent/

I think one of the downsides of having a pop-savvy president with a CHA stat of 18/00 is that the urge for mass criticism for wrongdoing(prosecuting whistleblowers, deporting millions, etc) is too easily dissipated by them doing charming things. We're not going to have as funny a president for decades, tho, but is that problem, I ask aloud? We live in a era where we make our celebrities politicians and our politicians celebrities, so it's probably a good thing that drone policy criticisms won't be so easily defused by dancing on "Ellen"?

Or am I being completely off here?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 05:50 (seven years ago) link

The first billion links for "Dan Harmon sucks" are the twitter / tumblr / facebook / main site for a Dan Harmon fan site - what's the charges against him?

― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, October 11, 2016 10:45 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's an anger-fueled, toxic. alcoholic blowhard who used to verbally abuse his fiancee while on stage

Clay, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 05:52 (seven years ago) link

but i guess i haven't listened to his podcast in a few years so maybe he's changed

Clay, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 05:54 (seven years ago) link

rocketcat otm, that stuff absolutely obscures Obama's genuinely questionable actions like you mentioned

flappy bird, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 06:04 (seven years ago) link

Tied in Utah... holy f

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/865664606/Poll-Trump-falls-into-tie-with-Clinton-among-Utah-voters.html

Davey D, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 06:08 (seven years ago) link

says this leftist

roflmao

you're a Tim Kaine Leftist to the bone

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 06:55 (seven years ago) link

He's going to go after all the Clintons, right?

willem, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 07:34 (seven years ago) link

He's going to go after all the Clintons, right?

willem, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 07:34 (seven years ago) link

If Trump is saying 'November 28th' instead on 'Nov 8th', maybe he has something big planned for Oct 28th and is conflating the two dates.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 07:43 (seven years ago) link

Of course, that assumes he's capable of planning two weeks in advance. If I was his advisor I wouldn't tell him anything, because he'll just blurt it out on twitter.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 07:45 (seven years ago) link

this is golden:

Sandie Kirwin, a Las Vegas retail manager supportive of Mr. Trump, said she might now vote for a Democrat over Mr. Heck in a critical Senate race.

“I think of Joe Heck the same I do of any Republican not supporting Donald Trump,” said Ms. Kirwin, 52. “I will never support any of them, and I will do what I can to get them out of office.”

http://replygif.net/i/1512.gif

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 07:55 (seven years ago) link

Oh, Nov 28th is the date of the TrumpU trial thing. I guess that's what was on his mind.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 08:07 (seven years ago) link

the democrats are not "the left"

― Treeship, Tuesday, October 11, 2016 8:50 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Really tired of this idea.

how's life, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 08:21 (seven years ago) link

wait hold up ken bone is only 34???

doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 10:01 (seven years ago) link

not old enough to replace Trump on the ballot if he drops out, sad

soref, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 10:02 (seven years ago) link

Really tired of this idea.

an inconvenient truth!

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 11:09 (seven years ago) link

tell me, how's life, where in any western democracy but ours would a party about to be led by Hillary fucking Rodham and Chuck fucking Schumer be described as "left" without being met with gales of laughter?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 11:14 (seven years ago) link

Denmark, every other European country? The left used to be hardcore bourgeoisie liberals, it's, like, a relative term describing who sits where in parliament.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 11:23 (seven years ago) link

get a grip morbs, the usa is not a special fucking snowflake where historically left-leaning parties have moved rightwards

doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 11:30 (seven years ago) link

'who's got two index fingers and a burning desire to invade the middle east while leading a 'left-wing' government? THIS GUY'

http://www.globalresearch.ca/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tony-blair-world-hunger.jpg

doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 11:31 (seven years ago) link

tell me, how's life, where in any western democracy but ours would a party about to be led by Hillary fucking Rodham and Chuck fucking Schumer be described as "left" without being met with gales of laughter?

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, October 12, 2016 7:14 AM (twenty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's what the left is here!

how's life, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 11:48 (seven years ago) link

if we're not gonna ban him (which we really should) can we please just ignore him? I dunno why we've all accepted that 50% of every politics thread is gonna be arguing w/ the geir hongro of politics. we've been doing this for years now.

iatee, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 11:58 (seven years ago) link

nope

there's no curve-grading

xp

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 12:00 (seven years ago) link

There, like, literally is. A politicians leftism is usually graded on where in the curved hall of congress she is seated. And in the last decades that has meant that the parties to the left of center, all over the western hemisphere, has moved further right, following the lead of the right-leaning parties. Which is bad, yeah. But the story right now is that the right is collapsing, so perhaps grab that opportunity and get the pendulum to swing back, instead of incoherently yelling all the time?

Frederik B, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 12:07 (seven years ago) link

I'm telling you, just read every post as if Morbs is NYC's Walter Sobchak, slamming his hand on the counter for emphasis and then staying to finish his coffee.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 12:11 (seven years ago) link

The most right-wing candidacy in decades is collapsing, threatening to bring the whole party that nominated him down with him, and what I get from the far left is not glee, not delight, but in certain areas almost annoyance that Clinton now will seem validated. Glenn Greenwald just posted an article with the subhead 'While Donald Trump's candidacy poses grave dangers, so does group-think righteousness.' And while, yeah, that's correct, and it's partly why I dislike Glenn Greenwald and his circle, how about spending a day celebrating how the grave danger of Trump seems to have been utterly defeated?

Frederik B, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 12:20 (seven years ago) link

Bernie Sanders, a Clinton-endorising Democrat, may be well to the left of what passes for Canada's social democratic party atm, tbh.

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 12:26 (seven years ago) link

how about spending a day celebrating how the grave danger of Trump seems to have been utterly defeated?

The true leftist never celebrates, for someone somewhere is always falling short of the mark.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 12:28 (seven years ago) link

I'm telling you, just read every post as if Morbs is NYC's Walter Sobchak, slamming his hand on the counter for emphasis and then staying to finish his coffee.

this makes us people who have willingly been watching the big lebowski on loop for years on end. it's not funny anymore. there are bots out there that would be more interesting to interact with.

iatee, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 12:31 (seven years ago) link

less dr morbius! more dr sbaitso!

doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 12:45 (seven years ago) link

holy shit @ these latest Utah & Ohio polls, I guess the bottom truly is dropping out

frogbs, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 12:45 (seven years ago) link

Very little pick-up by the dishonest media of incredible information provided by Wikileakes. So dishonest! Rigged system!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:02 (seven years ago) link

Drove by the Cuyahoga County Board of Elections this morning. Early voting starts in Ohio today, saw this little Clinton rally across the street. No Trump signs visible, but I assume those folks sleep in.

http://i.imgur.com/LfSJrxL.jpg

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:08 (seven years ago) link

Guys, you should all know by now the left-right spectrum goes Morbz > Abbie Hoffman > Saint Jill Stein > Nader > Nixon > Hitler > Clinton

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:09 (seven years ago) link

Checked the 538 forecast. 84%. Took a shower. Now it's 86,5%. The bottom is falling out.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:10 (seven years ago) link

Arizona is blue.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:14 (seven years ago) link

keep taking showers, it seems to be good for the polls

doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:15 (seven years ago) link

remember 538 is a bad and insane this year.

i want to see the utah poll in 538 but i don't think they mcmullen in their model?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:16 (seven years ago) link

I understand 538 is insane, but it's still notable that this may be the first time all three 538 indices are over 80% (polls-plus was in the 70s for a long time). Nowcast is over 90% this AM.

PEC's forecasts are up to like 95% / 97%. It is pretty dramatic.

go get your winebox (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:19 (seven years ago) link

oh yeah the race is over and it's good for 538 that it now agrees with everyone else. it's just shifts in 538 driven by one or two polls do not necessarily tell you anything about those polls.

that said, lol at the utah poll

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link

538 is bad and insane in an overly cautious direction though, was my feeling?

akm, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link

Silver was browbeating Dems about overconfidence for the last two months. We knew the bottom would fall out.

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:26 (seven years ago) link

we were just waitin on the pussy

a (waterface), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:33 (seven years ago) link

The 'problem' with the 538 poll was always that it was overly volatile. Because of the many undecideds, it underestimated Clinton's position even though she never lost her lead. The algorithm saw room for Trump to win over people, even though every sane observer could see that would not happen. I get why they programmed the algorithm the way that they did, but it did not work out for them this year.

It's been a pendulum. In the fall, they discarded the polls showing Trump in the lead, and relied on conventional wisdom that 'the party decides'. Then they went mea culpa, and started focusing only on the polls, without thinking about the fact that Trump is a stupid racist asshole who was quite likely to a) do awful in a one-on-one debate against Hillary and 2) have something completely awful in his past. They overcompensated from their earlier miss, and learned the wrong lesson. Which wasn't to trust the polls to the exclusion of everything else, but that the GOP is completely dysfunctional and couldn't figure out how to sink the candidacy of the worst major candidate ever.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:35 (seven years ago) link

feels like there's never been a worse election for some predictive model since it is impossible to really. silver's insight to the world was essentially 'don't pay too much attention to any given poll, just average them'. which was a good insight and helped raise the level of discourse. but these models - including sam wang's - seem totally pointless given that we're dealing with an environment that doesn't belong to the same universe as previous elections. there's a non-zero chance trump spends the next month campaigning against his party and/or telling people not to show up to the polls, that a tape comes out with him saying an ethnic slur, who knows. of course he's gonna lose, but the next month is not 'predict'-able at all I think.

iatee, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:36 (seven years ago) link

Utah poll is a crazy outlier - Trump 15-39pts up in the last month, but then the massive margin differences there indicate how little good polling there's been in that state. 538 grades Y2 Analytics (who posted the 26-26-14 poll) as C+, same as CVOTER, who had Trump winning 67% of the vote only a week or so ago. So, who knows?

It would be pretty funny if states that no one had even thought to move out of the red column, due to lack of data, are actually toss-ups now. Alaska?

xp

Michael Jones, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:37 (seven years ago) link

first sentence got cut off 'feels like there's never been a worse election for some predictive model since it is impossible to really toss donald trump into your model.' xp

iatee, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:37 (seven years ago) link

There does seem to be a difference between people who feel right and left represent relative positions and those who think they describe positions. I don't think you can be left wing and be enthusiastically pro-capitalism. I don't think you can be described as hard left if you believe in parliamentary change rather than revolution.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:38 (seven years ago) link

Or far left.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:38 (seven years ago) link

Alaska is closer than Pennsylvania, iirc. It's a swing state now :)

Frederik B, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:39 (seven years ago) link

holy shit @ these latest Utah & Ohio polls

At this point I'd be willing to bet that McMullin takes Utah.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:45 (seven years ago) link

was gonna say

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:46 (seven years ago) link

first third-party candidate to win electoral votes since wallace in '68?

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link

yeah I get the "where people sit in congress" version, but ime "the left" and "the right" as labels are rarely if ever limited to "people currently serving in a legislative body," and it is v functional that the language gives us the capacity to discuss the full range of political positions in this country. that still doesn't mean an absolute standard, but just that a conversation about"the left in america" which is defined by the democrats' legislative agenda would be incomplete to put it mildly. and then you end up writing off everybody who advocates for e.g. socialism by name, as being some teeny ivory tower fringe with cartoon hippie stink lines, effectively outside the picture, excluded by the spatial metaphor before they even speak, or show up to vote for sanders/teachout/whoever. some might be fine with that but it just seems like a definition so incompletely descriptive as to be pointless.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:54 (seven years ago) link

One of my main criticisms of Hollywood is that it isn't populist enough.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:56 (seven years ago) link

She's gonna eat your boat, she's gonna have open borders

jmm, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:57 (seven years ago) link

the majority of the time 'the left' is said in america, it's going to be using the 'where people sit in congress' definition. in a context like ilx, you can use the word however you want as long as you make it clear what you're talking about, but if you say 'the left' to a total stranger on the street, most likely they are going to believe you're talking about a group of people that includes clinton and obama.

iatee, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 13:59 (seven years ago) link

I remember American friends of mine in the 90s (a reverend and his wife) who, if Hilary was mentioned would always call her 'lady Macbeth' and wait for you to laugh. Lovely people, as far as republicans go.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 14:00 (seven years ago) link

hillary clinton has hunger for man in the boat

pplains, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 14:01 (seven years ago) link

Sharks out the kazoo.

how's life, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

lol at utah, hope that happens. now I'm a little surprised there haven't been more favorite-son protest candidates tho I get how utah might uniquely foster something like that. also a big problem for trump's snowball's chance in hell path to victory - he needs every last state he can get, and a utah loss - which I could see happening even if the race tightened up elsewhere - would cancel out a trump recovery in iowa, say.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 14:03 (seven years ago) link

first third-party candidate to win electoral votes since wallace in '68?

― fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Wednesday, October 12, 2016 8:51 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

didn't perot win some? I thought there were a few states that award proportionally?

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

Also, this is just anecdotal but I think it might be indicative of something that might be happening, friend at work said she had dinner with her Mom, a very big Christian conservative, always voted Republican and very right wing as long as she can remember, anyway she told my coworker "I'm voting for Hillary Clinton, but don't tell anyone especially anyone I go to church with."

I know there's been speculation that there's secret Trump voters out there who won't say they are but will vote for him, but I could definitely see the reverse happening esp. in demos like the one above.

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 14:23 (seven years ago) link

nope, Perot was a 0 in both xpost

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 14:24 (seven years ago) link

Also, this is just anecdotal but I think it might be indicative of something that might be happening, friend at work said she had dinner with her Mom, a very big Christian conservative, always voted Republican and very right wing as long as she can remember, anyway she told my coworker "I'm voting for Hillary Clinton, but don't tell anyone especially anyone I go to church with."

I know there's been speculation that there's secret Trump voters out there who won't say they are but will vote for him, but I could definitely see the reverse happening esp. in demos like the one above.

THE REVERSE BRADLEY EFFECT

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link

Also, this is just anecdotal but I think it might be indicative of something that might be happening, friend at work said she had dinner with her Mom, a very big Christian conservative, always voted Republican and very right wing as long as she can remember, anyway she told my coworker "I'm voting for Hillary Clinton, but don't tell anyone especially anyone I go to church with."

I know there's been speculation that there's secret Trump voters out there who won't say they are but will vote for him, but I could definitely see the reverse happening esp. in demos like the one above.

THE REVERSE BRADLEY EFFECT

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link

yeah I don't see why the opposite wouldn't be true as well. Hillary is extremely unpopular as well. I don't like telling people I'm voting for her.

"Secret Hillary vote" makes more sense anyway, I would imagine there are lots of people who are utterly unexcited about Clinton but consider it their moral duty to vote against Trump

frogbs, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 14:27 (seven years ago) link

A little more on why Utah is going to be very interesting going forward: I've been checking in on the Twitter feed of Rick Wilson, Florida-based GOP media/campaign dude and a from-the-start Never Trump type, for the past few months; he became McMullin's campaign manager and has cannily been cashing in favors to get McMullin some free media time for these past two months. Meantime by concentrating their efforts in Utah and surrounding states -- not a surprising calculation given McMullin's Mormon background combined with the state's clear unease with Trump in the primaries -- and adding a dollop of 'hey if you don't like EITHER big candidate, hi there!' along the way, McMullin was pretty easily able to carve out what we're now seeing. That he's trashing Johnson in the state where Johnson's campaign headquarters is is kinda hilarious too.

Wilson's been dropping a hint or two that some Utah endorsements are about to arrive -- I wouldn't be surprised if Mike Lee, Gary Herbert and (in what would be a REAL tell, since he has to calculate what Trump voters in his district could do) Chaffetz climb on board, especially in light of last weekend. This would likely be enough to further increase both name recognition and switched votes to push him over the top if these trends hold.

And at that point -- heck, probably right now -- Trump is suddenly in a real bind. Consider: his path to victory constantly narrows, and is getting narrower. (In practical terms, I think he's dead in the water, of course.) He needs every banked state in his column he can get, and while it was looking weaker for him in Utah he/his team/the RNC probably figured 'eh, imperfect, we'll lose some folks to Johnson but we're fine otherwise.' Now both McMullin and, of course, HRC can go "Hey, a little extra effort and we've got those votes." Meaning Trump and team now have to spend time, energy -- and probably even a personal appearance or two -- to shore things up if possible, though I don't think they are. And if they do, well, trashing HRC is of course par for the course. But Trump is probably pissed as fuck he has to even spend a little time thinking about McMullin, probably raging about how he's some small-time loser, who does he think he is, etc. And probably thinking the same thing about his supporters there as well. And if he directly attacks McMullin, whether in terms of Twitter or a speech or an interview, that's more publicity for McMullin right there. It would be more than a little hilarious if the 'outsider' is outflanked by, well, an outsider.

Other thought: it would be interesting to see what the spillover from Utah in surrounding states might be with McMullin too. Nowhere near enough to win I suspect, but more of a troubling spoiler for Trump regardless.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 14:29 (seven years ago) link

(Further: besides trashing McMullin in Utah, IF those endorsements come in, then he's got to trash whoever gives them as well. And that...won't go over well.)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 14:30 (seven years ago) link

thx Ned

sleeve, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 14:30 (seven years ago) link

(And further further: I would LOVE to see Trump complain about rigged voting in Utah. If you're going to blow yourself up, just go there too.)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

Oh and one other potentially obvious endorser to consider: Romney.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 14:33 (seven years ago) link

(Further: besides trashing McMullin in Utah, IF those endorsements come in, then he's got to trash whoever gives them as well. And that...won't go over well.)

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, October 12, 2016 9:30 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

at this point though he's just basically just beefing w/everyone and taking Ls like meek mill, i don't think he's ever going to think about what's going to go over well if he feels personally attacked by someone

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 14:34 (seven years ago) link

Meanwhile, a fun read:

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/donald-trump-gop-229653

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

HRC is not likely to get more than 32-36% in the likes of ID, UT and WY (the deepest of red, don't-even-scroll-down-that-far states), but the prospect, however small, of her WINNING the EVs due to a three-way split of anti-DEM votes is amazin'. Obv, I'd prefer Senate+House if we're talking cratering GOP numbers nationally, but it would be pretty sweet.

Michael Jones, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link

lots of these national/state polls which show solid leads include periods pre-video (the IPSOS 50-state web poll dump, of dubious reliability, goes back as far as Sept). only a few polls (like NBC Nat'l) were entirely after, so I'm really intrigued to see what the most recent ones will show.

House might be a reach but I'm amazed it's back in the discussion. thanks Donald.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 15:02 (seven years ago) link

I soudl also point out that the Murphy/Rubio race in Florida has tightened considerably in the last week. Rubio's ahead but not by much. I used to think that even if Trump lost Florida we'd still see The Moron with the Haircut back in the Senate; now I'm seeing increasing signs that Rubio and Trump's fates are coupled.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link

oh dear God please take Rubio

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 15:19 (seven years ago) link

I mean in the election, don't kill him

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 15:19 (seven years ago) link

http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2016/october-web-only/speak-truth-to-trump.html?start=1

Enthusiasm for a candidate like Trump gives our neighbors ample reason to doubt that we believe Jesus is Lord. They see that some of us are so self-interested, and so self-protective, that we will ally ourselves with someone who violates all that is sacred to us—in hope, almost certainly a vain hope given his mendacity and record of betrayal, that his rule will save us.

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

most convincing Trump endorsement i've seen yet...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWzGLF2yN1E

scott seward, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 15:35 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, that was my favorite paragraph in that Christianity Today editorial. xp

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link

omigod Robert Wyatt endorsed Trump!

post

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link

nonsense, that's obviously w.g. grace

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link

Per the CT editiorial and all this, this is worth a quick read:

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/10/donald-trump-evangelical-women-2016-videotape-214346

Beth Moore, named near the start, is one of those people who I'd honestly never heard of but who, based on a LOT of chatter I saw on Twitter and elsewhere, is absolutely massive in evangelical women's circles, and by all accounts her posts on Sunday were indicative of a huge break.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link

omg
https://twitter.com/Jzokun/status/785708353360060416

― human and working on getting beer (longneck), Wednesday, October 12, 2016 6:54 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i love this so much

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link

i've been eyeing the few trump signs in my neighborhood lately to see if the tape changed any minds, and this morning i saw that one house removed theirs. they still have a rob portman sign up and a few other republican candidates but the trump sign is gone

marcos, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link

A high school friend of mine who lives in Nebraska and is a deeply committed Christian (and more or less libertarian) has really been chiding his friends who are Trump supporters.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link

Latest Cook Political Report:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CulBJiKWcAEYJeM.png

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

That's Senate races

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

Nuke the Confederacy

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

finish what Grant and Sherman started imo

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link

incredible Geoff Darrow Trump illo

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuhTcFBW8AERxQs.jpg

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

I have never seen this thing on Clinton's website before. It compares what Clinton and Trump were doing at random points in time.

https://www.hillaryclinton.com/tools/way-back-when/

e.g.

1973: After Yale Law, Hillary goes to work at the Children’s Defense Fund. She travels door-to-door collecting stories about why so many disabled children are not attending school.

The Justice Department is suing Trump for housing discrimination—after he refuses to rent apartment units “because of race and color.”
New York Times, October 16, 1973

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link

wow.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, that's pretty strong.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

it's good stuff, but i don't like that it's only viewable randomly. also, it should be updated to show what david bowie was doing that year as well.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link

1986: After a long night at the Rose Law Firm, First Lady of Arkansas Hillary Clinton drives to the Governor's Mansion, kicks off her shoe, and pours herself a Johnny Walker Black.

1986: Donald J Trump kicks off his shoes and picks his toes.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link

1986: David Bowie stars in the major motion picture "Labyrinth".

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link

this is so great

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/major-gop-donors-are-asking-trump-their-money-back-n664661

The long-time Republican bundler, who has raised money in Florida, Ohio, Los Angeles and in the Northeast, said that he is ashamed of his solicitations of cash for Trump, adding that he raised money for him as recently as last week.

"I'm embarrassed. I'm really embarrassed" he said. "I shook hands with him last week and now I want to wash my hand."

I mean yeah you wanna go "wait really did you not hear the campaign, you know, last week and the week before" but OTOH this is an utterly great time for people to go "you know what, I'm done"

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link

sounds like that second debate performance really staunched the bleeding huh

Mordy, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

for the people un-unendorsing rn, i wonder what they'll do when the next oppo drops

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 16:53 (seven years ago) link

from a political standpoint, the timing couldn't be better, damage to GOP is maximized

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 16:53 (seven years ago) link

clinton leading the infamous LA time tracker as of today btw

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 16:54 (seven years ago) link

And speaking of which, a must-read:

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/13/upshot/how-one-19-year-old-illinois-man-is-distorting-national-polling-averages.html?_r=0

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

lol i spent ages trying to work up a bowie/labyrinth/shoes/toes gag and couldn't find one

mark s, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

Roffle:

https://twitter.com/rachaelmbade/status/786241701761409025

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:04 (seven years ago) link

well that's obv she's still trying to help him win her thing all along has been "keep yr eyes on the prize"

Mordy, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

countdown to Conway getting fired...

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link

for the people un-unendorsing rn, i wonder what they'll do when the next oppo drops

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, October 12, 2016 12:53 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

totally, people like kasich who have just been in hiding this whole time will look the smartest in the long run

marcos, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link

anyway, like I was saying re: Ryan

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/jim-bridenstine-no-support-paul-ryan-229666

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

what does getting ryan even accomplish other than feeding another body to the nihilist beast running the gop

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

if most of these guys were operating based on making rational long-term decisions we wouldn't be where we are

iatee, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

iatee otm these are idiotic nihilists, plain and simple, with no understanding of or interest in governing

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

o_O

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

Could there be an aftershock in Idaho if Utah went for McMullin? It's a border state, plenty of Mormons, low population, a U.S. senator who's a #NeverTrump guy...

pplains, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

If McMullin gains further attention, perhaps, but I can't see it going that far.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link

there might be some snowball effect from this poll

iatee, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:32 (seven years ago) link

Even Clinton Valley Center lies about where she was on 9/11...jogging in Battery Park LOL. She was 4 miles uptown. Poor woman, imagine having those parents. She never had a chance.

Iago Galdston, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:33 (seven years ago) link

Xxp yeah ok Rudi don't let any photographic evidence get in your way

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CulWOHuW8AEW9j7.jpg

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:34 (seven years ago) link

shes totally behind him how do you expect him to 'see' her

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

:D

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:36 (seven years ago) link

Give the guy a break, she's got a mask on.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:36 (seven years ago) link

Lol

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:38 (seven years ago) link

Guiliani losing any of his respectibility and being exposed for all to see as a total shitbag is a great side effect of this election.

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link

He seems slightly senile to me.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link

Forget his lie or loss of memory, but "Don't tell me you belong to our very, very tight group of "never forget" ' is just mind blowing. WE DESERVE TO BE PART OF NEVER FORGET AND HARDLY ANYONE DOES, ITS THE SHRED OF CRED IM CLINGING TOO NEVER FORGET

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

never forget crew: remember that summer? friends4life

Mordy, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

You know he'll rest on the "That was days later" excuse since she was on the Capitol steps with the rest of her colleagues that night.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

Except it's a Getty photograph dated September 12, which is what she's been talking about

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link

Kinda wish Pataki did have a windbreaker that just said ICE on it.

pplains, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link

The World Trade Center was my friend. You all didn't even say hi when she passed you in the hall.

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:53 (seven years ago) link

Sept 12thers are just bandwagon jumpers

jmm, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:54 (seven years ago) link

Nuke the Confederacy

― GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Wednesday, October 12, 2016 11:58 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or maybe send us a Democrat who's worth a shit

esempiu (crüt), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:54 (seven years ago) link

yeah the former states of the confederacy are just waiting for a true left-winger pro-worker candidate and then they'll vote dem lololol

Mordy, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link

Morbz on the delta

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link

i was just this morning looking at the states adlai stevenson carried... interesting map

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CubYo-GWcAAHwzS.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

love 2 follow individual polls

https://twitter.com/MULawPoll/status/786257047960424448
Among likely voters in WI:
Thursday: Trump 41%, Clinton 40%
Friday: Clinton 44%, Trump 38%
Saturday and Sunday: Clinton 49%, Trump 30%

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link

Didn't realize that was in reverse chrono order for a sec and was like "the hell?" xp

Their all losers and I like associating with loser (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link

xpost Was just noticing that. Not surprising given the ambivalence around Trump there.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link

independent voters are the worst

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link

Clinton went from +1 to +19 in two days? Good lord.

frogbs, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link

i'm not sure how big those samples are for each day, so i wouldn't necessarily read toooooo much into it, and saturday/sunday were perhaps exceptionally bad times to poll trump supporters, but that organization is legit (at least in the sense that Nate Silver follows them), and they see the same 10-20% swing in every stratification (men, women, evangelicals, etc. see the rest of the account)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 18:07 (seven years ago) link

re: the chart caek just posted - for easy reference, the first debate was 9/26, and it does look like it had at least some effect on republicans since the unfavorables bumped up a few points there (and stayed, so it wasn't just noise). the access hollywood tape came out late in the day 10/7, so the 2-point shift in the topmost number there may hint at a bigger change to come. all in all though a candidate shedding nearly eight points of favorability in their own camp, in two weeks, a month before the election, is... not good.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

(a sixteen point shift in net favorability, i should say)

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 18:09 (seven years ago) link

that data is gallup btw http://www.gallup.com/poll/189299/presidential-election-2016-key-indicators.aspx#pcf-fave

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

yeah the former states of the confederacy are just waiting for a true left-winger pro-worker candidate and then they'll vote dem lololol

― Mordy, Wednesday, October 12, 2016 1:56 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or a nation that will actually do something about black voter disenfranchisement in the South instead of making "let 'em secede" jokes

esempiu (crüt), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 18:17 (seven years ago) link

^^^

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

a nation that will actually do something about black voter disenfranchisement in the South

there are two ways afaict to do this. one is through state legislators which obv puts you in a cart before the horse situation. the other is through the supreme court. you don't need a good dem candidate to do it through the supreme court - any dem candidate with a senate willing to vote will do.

Mordy, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

i guess at this point something like this is not going to make a huge splash but still gross af http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/10/12/donald_trump_walked_in_on_half_dressed_teen_girls_in_the_dressing_room_pageant.html

Mordy, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link

What IS Trump's GOTV/registration effort there in the state anyway? I gather HRC is well ahead on that front alone.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

good news on florida

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link

he was outsourcing it to the RNC

xxp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link

he was outsourcing it to the RNC

xxp

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, October 12, 2016 1:45 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ruh roh

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

What IS Trump's GOTV/registration effort there in the state anyway? I gather HRC is well ahead on that front alone.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Define "effort."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

The Marion County GOP headquarters in Ocala, Florida, is haunted. More specifically, the former movie theater that housed the headquarters was haunted, until it was torn down this summer to make way for a parking lot. And yet, for Republicans looking to volunteer in Ocala, the county GOP’s website still lists its address as the recently razed home of “Morris” the ghost.

Directing would-be volunteers to demolished buildings (and their now-homeless ghosts) is just one risk of outsourcing field operations to state and local parties. Both the Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump campaigns are coordinating field efforts with their party, but Trump is leaning on the Republican National Committee almost entirely. Until a couple of weeks ago, the Ocala office was one of only a few offices in all of Florida working to elect Trump.

That lonely, haunted Ocala non-headquarters exemplifies Trump’s ground game strategy — ephemeral and ineffectual.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

There's an effort.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link

Also I hope the ghost is of Morris the cat.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link

Also I hope the ghost is of Morris the cat

Oh I hope not; I have bad memories of that Garfield Halloween special

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

Fumes and then some:

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/trump-islamic-state-america-clinton-229683

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link

“And by the way, you know, she likes to say they want me — I will be their worst nightmare,” he added. “I’m gonna be their worst nightmare. Ugh.”

ugh a trump war

nomar, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link

The only fly in the ointment is that a close presidential race drives turnout on election day. GOTV is still going to be critical for driving as many republicans out of office as possible and GOTV is harder when the presidential race looks like a foregone conclusion.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:07 (seven years ago) link

lmao @ the fantasy here : http://www.wsj.com/articles/a-path-to-president-pence-1476050418

A Path to President Pence
A President-elect Trump could take the oath of office and then resign, turning the White House over to the vice president.

What’s next for the Republican Party and Donald J. Trump? After hearing Mr. Trump make a series of derogatory and sexually predatory statements in a 2005 recording that was leaked last week, Republican officials are openly fretting about the future of their party and its candidates. Some are calling on Mr. Trump to step aside so that a new presidential nominee can be chosen.

With Mr. Trump emphatically rejecting that idea, the best chance for Republicans to secure the White House (and improve their prospects down ballot) may be a different course: Mr. Trump could publicly declare that although he will remain the Republican nominee he will resign immediately after taking his oath of office on Inauguration Day, leaving his more-popular running mate, Mike Pence, to succeed him as president.

In this way, Republicans can effectively replace Mr. Trump at the top of the ticket, without having to endure the logistical and legal turmoil of formally nominating a new standard-bearer less than a month before Election Day.

marcos, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link

Lol someone typed that

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link

The only fly in the ointment is that a close presidential race drives turnout on election day. GOTV is still going to be critical for driving as many republicans out of office as possible and GOTV is harder when the presidential race looks like a foregone conclusion.

I think you're misreading the dynamics really badly here.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link

NYT covered this today; GOP nightmare is only hardcore Trumpies turn out, and they don't vote for House/Senate (esp those incumbents/candidates who've renounced Trump).

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

seems like a legit concern, all the anecdotal evidence of conservatives who are generally morose about this year (even more than the rest of us) and won't be voting for anyone, let alone for trump.

nomar, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link

I liked this bit

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/alivitali/status/786214466136465408

Gingrich on Trump tweets: "I very much am opposed to this 3am bologna."

go get your winebox (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link

Gingrich looks like a man who enjoys 3 am bologna.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

I think you're misreading the dynamics really badly here.

Yes, Republican turnout will be somewhat depressed for obvious reasons. But if you want to flip both the Senate and the House, then the Democrats need to capture every close race.

You can't just rely on wretched Republican turnout to do that. You need to turn out as many Democratic voters as you can. If it looks like the top of the ticket is a blowout win, getting unreliable and intermittent voters excited about closer down ticket races is a much tougher sell.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

Yeah but my point is that right now I think there's a pretty clear dynamic of Democratic voters looking forward to doing just that.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:29 (seven years ago) link

GOP nightmare is only hardcore Trumpies turn out

Nightmare scenarios rarely emerge into reality. They do make good fodder for filling up column inches. I think daria-g would agree with me that the best thing for any activist to do is ignore the chatter and concentrate on the ground game. Do that and everything else falls into place.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link

trump browbeating his people into thinking the election is rigged isnt a good turnout strat either, imo

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:37 (seven years ago) link

Rudy Giuliani: "Hillary, we don't want your socialized medicine. Take it and stuff it up your... I didn't say it!"

https://twitter.com/politico/status/786249821988368384

Number None, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link

giuliani jfc he just gets worse and worse

this whole campaign feels like Clint Eastwood berating that empty chair at the 2012 RNC, but if that went on for several months

soref, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link

Empty Chair 2020

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link

Take it and stuff it uppbbbp bbb p

jmm, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link

Yeah but my point is that right now I think there's a pretty clear dynamic of Democratic voters looking forward to doing just that.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, October 12, 2016 12:29 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, just speaking for myself (and at the risk of getting bullied by morbs), i'm a lot more enthusiastic about voting for clinton just for the sake of contributing to a landslide and giving a symbolic middle finger to the deplorables of this country.. same thing happened after obama's convention speech in 2012. yeah, i suck, deal with it.

brimstead, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link

Nightmare scenarios rarely emerge into reality

it's been a 'rare' year, wounja say?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link

Besides the physical resemblance, Gingrich really reminds me of David Crosby. Fun crank.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link

Take it and stuff it uppbbbp bbb p

yeah what did he even say there? it sounds like upaboob or something

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link

I can't keep up with this thread so idk if anyone's posted this but.... Oooooomg I'm crying laughing at this dummy "invoice"

https://twitter.com/clowngroovy/status/786224474928533504

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

if someone's vote reflects their beliefs, i can't argue with it. In Her case,

‏@tinyrevolution
Clinton's greatest fear now may be that Democrats will also win both the House and Senate and people will expect her to do something

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link

Oooooomg I'm crying laughing at this dummy "invoice"

Blocked?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

keep it up Donald!

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-paul-ryan-sinister-deal

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

lol "I always figure things out"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:13 (seven years ago) link

I can't keep up with this thread so idk if anyone's posted this but.... Oooooomg I'm crying laughing at this dummy "invoice"

https://twitter.com/clowngroovy/status/786224474928533504🔗

Sorry, link issues -- here

https://m.imgur.com/Ol0Ia2n

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:15 (seven years ago) link

GOTV is harder when the presidential race looks like a foregone conclusion.

i agree in general, but at least some of the margin right now, maybe a lot, is people personally motivated to vote against trump. there are large constituencies in this country that really, personally want to see him lose and lose badly. a lot of them are registering like mad, in states likely to suffer the worst from demoralized 'mainstream' republicans not being able to bother showing up. i don't expect clinton to win by 10 points but i don't think there is any force pushing things to revert to the mean of a 1-3% win.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link

am kinda expecting Clinton to win by 10 points at the moment tbh

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

Trump definitely trying to sow the "I'm going to lose because the Republicans turned their backs on me" narrative rn

frogbs, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

I'm hoping for a "McGovern in '72"-level loss for Trump here.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link

definitely hoping for that

sleeve, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

Would love him to be crushed humiliated annihilated, but I doubt it'll happen.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

would u accept a mondale? cruz in april:

“Poll after poll after poll” shows Trump losing by double digits in the general election, Cruz argued at Saturday’s RJC meeting.

The poll he chose to highlight was from Utah, a state Cruz won by a landslide, to show Trump losing to Hillary Clinton. “If the Republican can not carry bright, bright red, conservative Utah we’re looking at a bloodbath of Walter Mondale proportions.”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link

oh it's gonna happen

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link

we'll never see the like of '84 again tho

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:43 (seven years ago) link

Michael Tracey has finally slipped into self-parody

@mtracey
If, as most claim, Trump is overwhelmingly likely to lose: why is the media focus still so heavily on Trump instead of HRC, the next POTUS?

I mean, when you think about it, I guess there's NOT much point in the media covering the fact that one of the two main parties' candidate is a fascist sex offender, after all he *probably* won't win

soref, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:43 (seven years ago) link

kinda gets old after 6 months

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:45 (seven years ago) link

I get old every November.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link

morbs taking an unexpected stance against endless repetition there

doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

Alfred, yesterday:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lugqgoFgI51qb00dd.jpg

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:51 (seven years ago) link

For comparison, according to Wikipedia:

*1972*

Nominee Richard Nixon George McGovern
Party Republican Democratic
Electoral vote 520 17
States carried 49 1 + DC
Popular vote 47,168,710 29,173,222
Percentage 60.7% 37.5%

*1984*

Nominee Ronald Reagan Walter Mondale
Party Republican Democratic
Electoral vote 525 13
States carried 49 1 + DC
Popular vote 54,455,472 37,577,352
Percentage 58.8% 40.6%

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:51 (seven years ago) link

God, these were both absolutely brutal slaughters.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:52 (seven years ago) link

whoah totally forgot that Nixon carried 49 states wtf

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:54 (seven years ago) link

Losing an election like one of those must be like...taking a $1,000,000,000 loss in a single calendar year

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

FDR/Landon still the biggest electoral blowout ever cuz there were two fewer states.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:57 (seven years ago) link

omg that invoice

hahahahahaha

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:57 (seven years ago) link

When Clinton was ahead after the conventions I wished that people in this thread would not crow so loud about the inevitability of her victory, and I feel the same way now.

Other than showing that October polls are a good indicator of the outcome of the election, note in this figure that Clinton's lead is actually pretty small compared to many previous elections, and isn't anywhere near the historical landslides.

http://i2.wp.com/espnfivethirtyeight.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/enten-oct-polls-11.png?quality=90&strip=all&w=1150&ssl=1

It won't be a landslide. A real landslide is impossible today. And Clinton winning is not inevitable, either. Literally all it took to trigger her September slide was for her to have a little fainting spell. A lot of things worse than that could happen between now and 11/8

Dan I., Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

biggest margin might be Harding/Cox.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

"what should we bill this to in Quicbooks?"
"eh just put it under Voter Suppression"

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

no one thinks that invoice is real do they? please tell me no one believes that is real

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

oh it's gonna happen

Nah, life is never that perfect.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

Like I've said, landslides demand lots of party switching; we're simply too polarized for presidents to get more than Obama did in 2008.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:01 (seven years ago) link

Other than showing that October polls are a good indicator of the outcome of the election, note in this figure that Clinton's lead is actually pretty small compared to many previous elections, and isn't anywhere near the historical landslides.

"many previous elections" = 4 out 17?

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

Would love him to be crushed humiliated annihilated, but I doubt it'll happen.

I was referring to this statement fwiw, and he will be crushed/humiliatied/annihilated insofar as it will be the biggest margin for a GOP Prez candidate loss in decades.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

DJP, I'm seeing 8 october leads larger than hers on that plot, I think?

Dan I., Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

oh, I see. I was reading the chart in terms of Democratic competitiveness so the Republican leads didn't matter.

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link

we got sharks out the kazoo here

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link

he is having so much fun being listened to http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/trump-endorses-brain-damage-in-speech-that-claims-footb-1752141045

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

no one thinks that invoice is real do they? please tell me no one believes that is real

oh i don't know. if someone can be convinced that DJT is fit to lead the free world i suspect there's no end to the things you could convince this person to believe.

serge thoroughgoods (will), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link

When Clinton was ahead after the conventions I wished that people in this thread would not crow so loud about the inevitability of her victory, and I feel the same way now.

Understandable and I won't breathe fully easy until I can, but I think you're missing two key points:

* Trump's ridiculously horrible three weeks, counting this one, since the weekend before the first debate, arguably his high point as such -- Ted Cruz had come on board, there was high level antsiness about the upcoming first debate, notably tight polling all around. Since then, collapse, and right in the stretch, now compounded by the absolutely ridiculous if predictable infighting. The space of time between that highpoint weekend and the end of this week was essentially half the remaining distance to the election and the results are as we see them. I mean, we're at a point where it's entirely possible Trump won't win Utah.

* Unlike after the conventions, voting is now well underway, and while both sides have their enthusiasts, the HRC one is the one that's crazy dedicated to getting to them as much as possible and getting votes locked in. And once in, that's that, no takebacks. Add on the fact that a lot of people just want to see Trump eat it badly -- and that's more than they want to see HRC do -- and I think you need to take a little stock here.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link

there's a difference between 'the polls sure look bad' and 'the major players in your own party are saying they won't vote for you'

iatee, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:18 (seven years ago) link

in that football thing he says "now they say 'game over 15 yard penalty you can't kick a field goal'"? is he saying that offensive players are getting a lot of helmet to helmet penalties or does he not understand the defense can't kick a field goal?

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link

Check out @adamcald11's Tweet: https://twitter.com/adamcald11/status/785878268427644928?s=09

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:21 (seven years ago) link

another important thing to bear in mind: the election result isn't "october poll avg ± X" where X is about 10 points, which is what that chart perhaps suggests. the chart ignores the issue of momentum, as in which way is the race moving. it's clearly moving toward hillary right now, and it's proving difficult to stop, much less turn around at the moment, and there's < 4 weeks to go.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

There was a piece earlier this year that had a nice point -- that Trump rallies were essentially 'safe spaces' for the disenchanted who backed Trump over all else. What we're seeing is essentially the logical conclusion of that: in the internal world of rallies, certain TV/radio hosts, siloed political talk, everything is coming up Trump while everyone else is going "Uh...you're all kinda nuts, you know." The key difference here between true believers for a doomed campaign in the past and now is that Trump seems to have pretty much bought his own schtick, so they can't let go.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

if someone can be convinced that DJT is fit to lead the free world i suspect there's no end to the things you could convince this person to believe.

A Trumpkin on my FB feed is convinced the Rudy/Hillary 9/11 photo is a photoshop because "if this was to have have been taken on 9/11 or shortly thereafter, where is the debris and dust? and those FDNY hats came out the same day? and thats an awful lot of spectators for a disaster area?" So yeah, there's no end of tin foil hattery.

Their all losers and I like associating with loser (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/adamcald11/status/785878268427644928?s=09

whoah who made this

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

Meantime, Rick Wilson, who I mentioned earlier, seems to have a pretty good inside line on certain things, and he's been dropping hints that another big Trump fuckup moment is nigh, adding there 'is a Boston angle' in particular. Hmm indeed, guess we'll see.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

so it's a racial slur then

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link

Not sure, Shakey, it showed up in my feed retweeted from someone else. But it'seems damned effective.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

so it's a racial slur then

haha yup

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link

That "13th" video clip legit made me go cold.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:36 (seven years ago) link

The Twitter video is a clip from Ava DuVernay's 13TH. xp

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link

Ah, got it. That's in my Netflix queue.

Meanwhile the self clowning continues: http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2016/10/manmentum.html?m=1

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:39 (seven years ago) link

dding there 'is a Boston angle' in particular. Hmm indeed, guess we'll see.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, October 12, 2016 4:29 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Trump revealed to be the original bassist in Slapshot!!!

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:41 (seven years ago) link

It's an amusing connection that Trump's football whining is similar to what his business partner and thinkalike Vince McMahon said in '00-01 when VKM started the XFL, an alternate gridiron league notable for greatly reduced safety measures matched up with hype for violence, and a player who busted his neck/clavicle on the very first play of the very first game.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:41 (seven years ago) link

Meantime...she's a strange person, this one.

https://twitter.com/sppeoples/status/786314271504334849

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:42 (seven years ago) link

Yup:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/XFL

Injuries were a major problem across the league: only three of the league's eight Opening Day starters; Los Angeles's Tommy Maddox, San Francisco's Mike Pawlawski and Memphis's Jim Druckenmiller; were still starters by the end of the season. Birmingham and Las Vegas were both on their third-string quarterbacks by the end of the ten-week season.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

no one thinks that invoice is real do they? please tell me no one believes that is real

you have to wonder who's gonna see that and believe it just because they already think the fix is in for clinton

shoutout to acorn & bill ayers, tho

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:49 (seven years ago) link

earning her keep, that Kellyann

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:50 (seven years ago) link

"Sharia Law Center"

serge thoroughgoods (will), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link

loooooool at using that Nate Silver map!

Their all losers and I like associating with loser (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:55 (seven years ago) link

Occupy Democrats is fucking lame, but they did just burn Giuliani's ass real good

http://occupydemocrats.com/wp-content/uploads/fdny-1024x536.jpg

http://occupydemocrats.com/wp-content/uploads/fdny2-1024x516.jpg

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 21:57 (seven years ago) link

Meanwhile get ready for next week!

Wallace will ask questions about debt and entitlements, immigration, the economy, the Supreme Court, foreign hot spots and the candidates’ fitness to be president, according to an announcement made Wednesday by the Commission on Presidential Debates. Each of the six segments will last 15 minutes.
Those topics are subject to change based on any news developments.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link

I was at that intersection just yesterday! No sign of Clinton. If she was really there on 9/11, and by the way you notice she is wearing a mask. She doesn't want people to know who she is and really - - - really, folks, can you blame her? I mean... gimme a break. It's a really ugly mask too. And you know the other guys, they wouldn't wear them. They said, we're not wearing these, we're taking them off because - nothing to hide. Rudy. So if she was really there, and I think she was wearing a mask but she wasn't thee, because why is she not there now? The buildings are there now. The traffic lights are there now. I saw it. I've seen it. It's, there's no answer. No answer, folks. They have no answer and it's a fake, believe me it's a fake. It's true. Unbelievable. They faked these pictures, they fake everything, and the media - they're so biased, they're the worst media. It's worse than papyrus or carrier pigeons! This is the middle ages, it's worse than parchment the media and Rudy - I have said this all along, they're not reporting and that's why they're a failing newspaper.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:14 (seven years ago) link

Cool, climate change gets a solid 30 seconds of air time.

JoeStork, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:17 (seven years ago) link

if someone can be convinced that DJT is fit to lead the free world i suspect there's no end to the things you could convince this person to believe.

Read this as DJP at first.

nickn, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:26 (seven years ago) link

im also scurred of chris wallace but john dickerson from face the nation (and the slate podcast) says he thinks hes a good questioner who will be fair.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:27 (seven years ago) link

I don't get the impression Chris Wallace is a fan of Trump or any of his bullshit. He might actually be the toughest moderator of all.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link

And it's not like Ailes has any say over him at this point.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:32 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/786258510443008000 😗👌

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:33 (seven years ago) link

candidates’ fitness to be president

is this purposefully broad?

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:36 (seven years ago) link

cardio question every 7 minutes

j., Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:41 (seven years ago) link

Wallace and Trump hate each other iirc

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:43 (seven years ago) link

Chris Wallace doesn't matter. Unless the polls reverse course in a big way, Clinton will be in DGAF mode for the third debate. I'm guessing she was rattled in the second one because Trump was gaining ground. Her worst moments were when she tried engaging with him. Now? She can just ignore all the insanity entirely and calmly recite campaign material. Just take a knee and run out the clock. Meanwhile Trump is going to lurch onto the stage and burst forth from his own skin like a Cronenberg movie.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:43 (seven years ago) link

she wasn't rattled

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:44 (seven years ago) link

New story, on record:

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/13/us/politics/donald-trump-women.html

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:47 (seven years ago) link

she was ridiculously calm and chill at the debate imo, you'd never know the other bullshit had gone down minutes before

nomar, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:48 (seven years ago) link

I'm guessing she was rattled in the second one because Trump was gaining ground.

Huh? He's been in a freefall for weeks.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:48 (seven years ago) link

In a phone interview on Tuesday night, a highly agitated Mr. Trump denied every one of the women’s claims.

“None of this ever took place,” said Mr. Trump, who began shouting at The Times reporter who was questioning him. He said that The Times was making up the allegations to hurt him and that he would sue the news organization if it reported them.

“You are a disgusting human being,” he told the reporter as she questioned him about the women’s claims.

Asked whether he had ever done any of the kissing or groping that he had described on the recording, Mr. Trump was once again insistent: “I don’t do it. I don’t do it. It was locker room talk.”

nomar, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:49 (seven years ago) link

New story, on record:

but Ned NRO said there wasn't a single witness!

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

fucking hell, this guy

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

Alas, NRO might be, how you say, wrong.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

“He was like an octopus,” she said. “His hands were everywhere.”

is anybody else hearing this in the voice of John Cale

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:51 (seven years ago) link

i knew i heard that somewhere before

do i look sexy today 564 (map), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link

Also (per Rick Wilson's talk about the next 'big' story I observed earlier), I note Erickson just said this on his site re this new NYT story:

And this is not the big story that should be out later this week.

It's pretty obvious *something* is coming down the pike.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:54 (seven years ago) link

She seemed a tiny bit rattled by Trump being an abusive monster who said he wanted to destroy her life, called her the devil, stalked her on stage and several times seemed close to attacking her. She seemed less rattled than anyone should be expected to be in that situation.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:54 (seven years ago) link

love Trump's reaction in this story - cool as a cucumber that guy!

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:54 (seven years ago) link

can't wait for more, mmm schadenfreude

sleeve, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

The next few weeks will be, I suspect, Cosby-esque.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

tbh i'm kind of amazed they got him on the phone for it.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

yeah why is he even talking to any of the press at this point

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:58 (seven years ago) link

"And this is not the big story that should be out later this week."

goddamnit I want it now

akm, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:59 (seven years ago) link

Trump + Cosby would've made a good 70s sexual-predator-buddy-horror-movie team

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 22:59 (seven years ago) link

my guess is they'd be dropping it on friday in advance of the third debate?

nomar, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link

Kinda my thought.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link

TGIF

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

I do wonder who the "they" is in this case

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

“He was like an octopus,” she said. “His hands were everywhere.”

is anybody else hearing this in the voice of John Cale

― Οὖτις,

omigod

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 23:04 (seven years ago) link

if only it were donald trump's brain throbbing gently in the morning sun

do i look sexy today 564 (map), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 23:08 (seven years ago) link

Brave women. I wish them insulation from the rape apologist hordes sure to be beating down their doors.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 23:08 (seven years ago) link

Trump supporters in Lakeland, Florida

PappaWheelie V, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 23:09 (seven years ago) link

That guy's feed, tho. Trump is still using every line he's been using for the last year, some of which he's walked back on the record.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 23:14 (seven years ago) link

Some behind the scenes fun here

http://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/trump-gets-ready-to-be-a-bad-loser

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link

it's starting feel like...just piling on

akm, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 23:36 (seven years ago) link

Apparently Bannon is annoyed:

https://twitter.com/JoshuaGreen/status/786345095184338944

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 23:38 (seven years ago) link

Trump + Cosby would've made a good 70s sexual-predator-buddy-horror-movie team

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, October 12, 2016 6:59 PM (twenty-six minutes ago)

re-edit "hickey and boggs" with trump in the place of robert culp

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 23:39 (seven years ago) link

via anderson cooper extracting an unambiguous denial during the debate

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 23:42 (seven years ago) link

More on what Bannon's aiming for:

http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2016-10-12/trump-takes-a-back-to-the-future-focus-on-bill-clinton-s-women

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 23:42 (seven years ago) link

haha, is this going to be a grope news dump today? I wonder how many stories? i'm surprised that erin burnette's friend's story hasn't been more widely disseminated (he apparently grabbed her and kissed her)

akm, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 23:43 (seven years ago) link

yeah it seems like watching trump deny unwanted physical advances during the debate pushed a lot of women to go public. that ny times article is worth reading in full. it fucking sucks to wonder how many there are.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 23:44 (seven years ago) link

ned, rick wilson is a fun follow...

https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/786351561878503424

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 23:44 (seven years ago) link

JUST about to post that. Holy shit.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 23:45 (seven years ago) link

Andrew Kirk ‏@AJSKirk 3m3 minutes ago

@TheRickWilson Who needs strip clubs when Rick Wilson is here to tease us?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 23:47 (seven years ago) link

Uh oh:

In this scenario, what’s crucial for Trump is to be able to convince his hardcore supporters that he—and they—didn’t lose, but that the dreaded Republican establishment sabotaged the Trump campaign in the final weeks. This strategy is in keeping with the way Trump has always spun his greatest defeats, from his failures in Atlantic City to his loss in the Iowa caucuses. He either denies that he failed or he argues that he was cheated

The dolchstoßlegende coming ain't gunna be pretty

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 23:48 (seven years ago) link

i'm not going to click on anything jill stein fucking said

akm, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 23:53 (seven years ago) link

is this for real or rick wilson trolling? https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/786351561878503424

Mordy, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 23:58 (seven years ago) link

Based on what I've been seeing from him over time, I'll bet real.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 00:01 (seven years ago) link

if he got nude in boston then that's got to be pretty bad

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 October 2016 00:02 (seven years ago) link

Lost Hold Steady lyrics

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 13 October 2016 00:08 (seven years ago) link

I'm waiting for the Trump opp research team, such as it is, to look for more Clinton women to counter these charges.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 October 2016 00:08 (seven years ago) link

that's what Bannon is trying to do as marked up above. "going nuclear". it's going to be a lovely three more weeks. maybe a lovely 4 years.

akm, Thursday, 13 October 2016 00:14 (seven years ago) link

Good luck finding anything scaife didn't turn up 25 years ago

intheblanks, Thursday, 13 October 2016 00:26 (seven years ago) link

Sorry for repost

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 October 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link

So, #RepealThe19th is trending on Twitter. I quit this country.

Davey D, Thursday, 13 October 2016 00:32 (seven years ago) link

Men are well-documented to be the worst.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 13 October 2016 00:36 (seven years ago) link

So, #RepealThe19th is trending on Twitter. I quit this country.

― Davey D

maybe just quit twitter?

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Thursday, 13 October 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link

sometimes it is worth remembering that, were it not for the white male demographic, donald trump's campaign for pres would have ended long ago

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Thursday, 13 October 2016 00:46 (seven years ago) link

the list of amendments that right-wingers approve of gets smaller every year

they already want to abolish the 14th, 16th, and 17th amendments, just a matter of time till they decide it's a good idea to make ppl quarter soldiers in their homes

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 13 October 2016 00:47 (seven years ago) link

that twitter hashtag seems to be generated almost exclusively by the indignant. not that, like, there aren't a few deplorables in favour

imago, Thursday, 13 October 2016 00:56 (seven years ago) link

anyway, back to donald trump being an abusive psychopathic fuckwit and his terrifying goon army

imago, Thursday, 13 October 2016 00:58 (seven years ago) link

yowza

¶ (DJP), Thursday, 13 October 2016 01:02 (seven years ago) link

have you lived in despair, or not

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 13 October 2016 01:03 (seven years ago) link

Kaleb is wonderful.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 October 2016 01:08 (seven years ago) link

I believe molly lambert is the new editor at MTV

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 13 October 2016 01:08 (seven years ago) link

Ah never mind, music not news before everyone corrects me

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 13 October 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link

I can't believe the Trump campaign is going to be stupid enough to continue to relitigate the Great Clenis Wars, but they'll be hoist on their own petard trying to come up with reasons why those people should be believed but the women accusing Trump shouldn't, especially since only one of the two is running for President.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Thursday, 13 October 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link

I feel I really need a regularly updated timeline of Donald accusers. My brain isn't keeping up.

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Thursday, 13 October 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link

the grauniad strikes again

http://i.imgur.com/RNPTo89.jpg

micah, Thursday, 13 October 2016 01:31 (seven years ago) link

Whew

how many days left until the election?

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 13 October 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link

27, counting today.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

they'll be hoist on their own petard trying to come up with reasons why those people should be believed but the women accusing Trump shouldn't, especially since only one of the two is running for President.

― GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Wednesday, October 12, 2016 9:15 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm. the audacity is truly stunning

Treeship, Thursday, 13 October 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

amazing: http://www.mtv.com/news/2941818/the-story-the-media-wont-tell-you-about-the-debate/

― esempiu (crüt)

I am nurturant
Compassionate, caring
O Not so much
O Very much

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Thursday, 13 October 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link

it's kind of funny because bill clinton is one of the few us citizens over the age of 35 who is _not allowed_ to be president

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Thursday, 13 October 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link

Wow shit went crazy tonight

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 13 October 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

oh my god please let there be a Trump sex tape, it's the ending we all deserve

frogbs, Thursday, 13 October 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/786382661476507648

Mordy, Thursday, 13 October 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

The one real thing Trump is succeeding at is making everyone feel gross about the whole election. It's so ugly to watch that it damages the entire process, the whole system. That could go a lot of ways in the aftermath, and it's way too hopeful to assume that everyone just goes "Well THAT was a mistake, let's get back to normal."

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 13 October 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link

omg the_donald posters are really really gullible

Mordy, Thursday, 13 October 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

lol look at this nonsense

Mordy, Thursday, 13 October 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

[–]sum_devilUSA 114 points 4 hours ago

It's not dead. But it will be wounded. Perhaps Trump will deliver the fatal head wound to The Beast like in the Bible? Eh? eh? ReligionConspiracyPorn anyone? No?

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[–]UpTrumpAcctOH 79 points 4 hours ago

Yep, we're aware of that too. It's amazing how awake we have become. We're fighting both ideologies and shadow governments, and I suspect the Christian right family unit is on the rise. What a time to be alive

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The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 October 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

My first visit to that glorious bunker.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 October 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

I also loved "Julian and his staff."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 October 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

posters unironically posting links to alex jones' sulfur smell accusations wtf is wrong with these ppl

Mordy, Thursday, 13 October 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

I wonder how many posters there are just trolling for laughs?

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 13 October 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

Uh, you know how the ending of it looks:

http://i.amz.mshcdn.com/q8YZTzthB1OS1L4EEQTvs1rbE-Q=/950x534/https%3A%2F%2Fblueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fuploads%2Fcard%2Fimage%2F241831%2F0d6674b6591749cbacc16e6186b422a1.jpg

Just a closeup of that face as he noisily expels a dribble of genetic material onto the lower back of some poor unfortunate soul

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 13 October 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link

Xp

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 13 October 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link

jesus there's going to be a divorce no question

Mordy, Thursday, 13 October 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link

eh how dumb can she be? I'm sure she had some idea what she was getting into

iatee, Thursday, 13 October 2016 02:57 (seven years ago) link

By fifteenth or sixteenth woman coming forward to corroborate Trump's penchant for sexual assault, I suspect we'll all be pretty numb to the details.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 13 October 2016 03:01 (seven years ago) link

idk if we talked about the brazile story but apparently the one possibly salacious piece of information from the wikileaks so far turns out to be innocuous:
http://www.nbcnews.com/card/top-sanders-aide-defends-dnc-chair-wikileaks-controversy-n664831

Mordy, Thursday, 13 October 2016 03:07 (seven years ago) link

At this point I'm genuinely concerned one of these crazy, armed Trump shitstains is going to take a shot at Clinton before the election.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Thursday, 13 October 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link

I guess it's hard to explain why one thing rises above the rest when they're all the same thing, but that People magazine story, jesus, that's so vivid and so horrible

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 13 October 2016 03:22 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/sos_jr/status/785950864200441856

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Thursday, 13 October 2016 03:31 (seven years ago) link

katrina pierson on cnn is next level special texas crazy rn

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Thursday, 13 October 2016 03:56 (seven years ago) link

Unsurprising:

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/786413696713011200

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:01 (seven years ago) link

That People Magazine link had 3 videos which all began to autoplay at once. Inadvertantly created a horrible atmosphere full of Trump blather and sexual assault accusations.

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:04 (seven years ago) link

People Mag can afford to spar with Trump's legal team. This story is going to be staring at every grocery shopper, some on the edge of their Trump support, for a full week.

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:13 (seven years ago) link

what the hell is karl rove good for if he couldn't find this stuff a year ago?

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:18 (seven years ago) link

"https://twitter.com/sos_jr/status/785950864200441856";

almost, but not quite, like when McCain stopped a crazy person at a rally to say no, Obama is a decent person, knock it off. It's like every once in a while these white-haired tools have a moment of clarity.

akm, Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:18 (seven years ago) link

More on the 'soon to come' front:

https://twitter.com/LizMair/status/786418574394920960

By the way, the two really, really bad stories I mentioned would soon be dropping still haven't actually dropped.

(I've seen elsewhere there were two in particular. They're obviously being worked on, people know about it, etc.)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:19 (seven years ago) link

Wilson further confirming:

https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/786422745764466688

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:27 (seven years ago) link

That biz is creepy tbh who are these people and why are they being so coy about "stories coming"

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:30 (seven years ago) link

xpost -- I can guess any number of reasons.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:31 (seven years ago) link

Trump was behind Balloon Boy

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:31 (seven years ago) link

Trump's staff seems to not be prepared for any of this, so if worse things are around the corner there's no reason to tip them off.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:35 (seven years ago) link

Funny thing is, if HRC's oppo staff came up with anything, they seem to be holding their cards and letting the free market of ideas do its thing.

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:37 (seven years ago) link

Trump reacts! (World laughs.)

https://twitter.com/mckaycoppins/status/786422653988896768

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:40 (seven years ago) link

why would journalists not covering the story break it before the journalists who actually have all the facts?

Mordy, Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:41 (seven years ago) link

they just have friends in the industry telling them things - they don't actually have the videotape/transcripts/witnesses/etc

Mordy, Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:41 (seven years ago) link

That sounds like a fake law firm.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:43 (seven years ago) link

Funny thing is, if HRC's oppo staff came up with anything, they seem to be holding their cards and letting the free market of ideas do its thing.

they probably figure that at this point, there would be more to lose (via depressed voter turnout) than gain by joining in the revelations offensive.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:46 (seven years ago) link

Or perhaps they are handing off material to the media

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:48 (seven years ago) link

still wracking my brain to think what would be worse than the assaults. further details on the rape of his first wife? documented connections to organized crime with some violent outcome directly traceable back to him? more concrete evidence on the rape of the 13 year old (this is the only one I can see really being explosive)

akm, Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:48 (seven years ago) link

some speculation that makes sense to me: maybe a sex tape? terrible racist comments? i was thinking some anti-semitic tirade would totally destroy him.

Mordy, Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:49 (seven years ago) link

Saw this posted on FB, with the comment "This is A+ pandering to the Vegas population. And I'm pretty pumped about it."

http://m.reviewjournal.com/politics/election-2016/presidential-nominee-hillary-clinton-draws-contrast-trump-during-las-vegas

On her way to the rally, Clinton stopped at Tacos El Gordo at 1724 E. Charleston Blvd., surprising customers.

.@HillaryClinton stops at Tacos El Gordo in #Vegas.#RJnow pic.twitter.com/jd08zZhlwV

— Ben Botkin (@BenBotkin1) October 13, 2016

pic.twitter.com/jd08zZhlwV

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:51 (seven years ago) link

Saw this posted on FB, with the comment "This is A+ pandering to the Vegas population. And I'm pretty pumped about it."

http://m.reviewjournal.com/politics/election-2016/presidential-nominee-hillary-clinton-draws-contrast-trump-during-las-vegas

On her way to the rally, Clinton stopped at Tacos El Gordo at 1724 E. Charleston Blvd., surprising customers.

.@HillaryClinton stops at Tacos El Gordo in #Vegas.#RJnow pic.twitter.com/jd08zZhlwV

— Ben Botkin (@BenBotkin1) October 13, 2016

http://pic.twitter.com/jd08zZhlwV

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:51 (seven years ago) link

Dammit. Can somebody fix that?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:52 (seven years ago) link

Anonymous claiming to have a tape of clinton with a 13 year old girl from epstein.

akm, Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:53 (seven years ago) link

https://mobile.twitter.com/matthewjxmalady/status/786423186850283520

in reply to @mckaycoppins
matthew j.x. malady
@matthewjxmalady

@mckaycoppins @fmanjoo check out the spaces are after those periods. looks like it may be three, four? wtf.

Oct 12, 2016, 9:27 PM

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:55 (seven years ago) link

xp lol sure they do

Mordy, Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:57 (seven years ago) link

oh my god please let there be a Trump sex tape, it's the ending we all deserve

stop with the threats

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 October 2016 05:03 (seven years ago) link

Lots of journalists on twitter implying the big dump is coming tomorrow.

flappy bird, Thursday, 13 October 2016 05:03 (seven years ago) link

Trump ain't winning. 0%, nochance NOHOW. Not if Hil shacks up tomorrow with Huma, or a family of yaks. I will speak in 'vocal fry' the rest of my days like a friggin' choreographer if he does.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 October 2016 05:05 (seven years ago) link

that's some post dude

flappy bird, Thursday, 13 October 2016 05:09 (seven years ago) link

rick wilson's twitter responses to his detractors are pretty classic

akm, Thursday, 13 October 2016 05:12 (seven years ago) link

somehow i'm still seeing new disgusting revelations
https://twitter.com/TheRealKamie/status/786353787615281152

Mordy, Thursday, 13 October 2016 05:27 (seven years ago) link

like

"DNC members don't really represent constituents anyway"

https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/5423#efmAshA2F

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 October 2016 05:40 (seven years ago) link

ok first of all this is a comment made by mark siegel and then passed along to hillary's campaign by luzzatto. second of all it is a self-evidently true observation. DNC members don't have constituents because they aren't elected.

Mordy, Thursday, 13 October 2016 05:44 (seven years ago) link

i don't know why u make me explain these things

Mordy, Thursday, 13 October 2016 05:44 (seven years ago) link

@mckaycoppins @fmanjoo check out the spaces are after those periods. looks like it may be three, four? wtf.

those aren't spaces, the text has been justified.

new noise, Thursday, 13 October 2016 05:47 (seven years ago) link

full-service law firm

j., Thursday, 13 October 2016 06:20 (seven years ago) link

those aren't spaces, the text has been justified.

Oh I don't think anybody could justify that text

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 13 October 2016 06:27 (seven years ago) link

amazing: http://www.mtv.com/news/2941818/the-story-the-media-wont-tell-you-about-the-debate/

― esempiu (crüt)

You are the same as the others.
You build monuments to yourself, monuments that fall.
You seek power over man and so you seek followers, though they also fall.
You pretend any man is separate from any other man, though this is foolish.
You thirst in desperation for money, though it follows no one to the grave.
You attack and you yell and you lash out with your tongue and you lie.
You tell so many lies.

SO GREAT

ArchCarrier, Thursday, 13 October 2016 07:39 (seven years ago) link

yeah, that mtv piece is amazing

doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 October 2016 09:00 (seven years ago) link

So I guess whatever bombshell is allegedly imminent must be getting vetted or otherwise checked out legally, right? That's the only reason I can think of people knowing it's coming (if it is) but being so coy about it. Meanwhile, I presume the explosion of groping (or worse) accusations will continue. What's he up to on Twitter?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 October 2016 11:56 (seven years ago) link

He hasn't tweeted for 13 hours. Some record surely>

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 13 October 2016 11:58 (seven years ago) link

Calm before the storm.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 13:12 (seven years ago) link

And indeed:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/786551712228208640

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 13:13 (seven years ago) link

More telling:

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/rnc-donald-trump-ad-spending-229711

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 13:14 (seven years ago) link

Some very interesting meat at the end of that:

The RNC says that its joint get-out-the-vote program with the Trump campaign had more than 1,000 staffers in the field last month, as compared to fewer than 900 working for Romney in October 2012.

Brad Parscale, Trump’s digital director, said the campaign’s get-out-the-vote effort with the RNC is “outperforming 2012 numbers in nearly every battleground state.” And he praised the RNC for providing “vital ground game infrastructure, data research and modeling, financial partnership and have staff integrated throughout our teams.”

But a handful of veteran GOP field organizers have privately questioned the strength of the RNC’s field program in recent interviews. Republicans trail Democrats organizationally in numerous swing states, with far fewer field staffers and canvassers to turn out votes for Trump.

And some Republicans suspect the abdication of the air war may stem less from a strategic shift to ground operations and more from the RNC’s financial position. Through the end of August, the committee had raised $231 million over the course of the election cycle, far short of the $356 million it had raised at the same point in the 2012 campaign.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 13:15 (seven years ago) link

OK, so help me out here. Pretend for the sake of argument that Trump ever had a clear path to election. Then pretend he wasn't likely about to get trounced. Then pretend that the RNC *did* want to replace him, whether or not there is a ticking time bomb disclosure set to go off. I've had this argument with two friends now, folks who wince every time something worse happens to Trump, because they think Pence or Ryan still have a shot at topping the ticket (and, goes their argument, winning). But that train has long left the station, right? Not even in terms of bylaws and other basic bureaucratic things, but in terms of the Constitution. Voting has already begun in earnest, absentee, overseas and early, so even assuming (for the sake of this exercise) that the RNC wanted to make a change, they really can't, can they, not without a Constitutional challenge on the basis that all those aforementioned early voters would be disenfranchised. Right? Even assuming they wanted to make a change, that would likely take the greatest state by state (and Federal level too) legal challenge this country has ever seen, which would take forever, which they/we don't have (except when it comes to the Supreme Court, ha ha).

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, even if it comes up that Trump fondled a toddler and fucked an underage dog on video, he's stuck on the ticket, right?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 October 2016 13:38 (seven years ago) link

THose people aren't voting for Trump but for people who say they will vote for him in the Electoral College

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 13 October 2016 13:41 (seven years ago) link

Is that the argument?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 October 2016 13:46 (seven years ago) link

but if those electors turn around and assign those Trump votes to, say, Pence, you're gonna have several million (in this case, actually justifiably) angry unhinged deplorables to contend with.

evol j, Thursday, 13 October 2016 13:47 (seven years ago) link

also, I feel pretty confident that the number of people you could conceivably sway from not voting/voting 3rd party/voting Hillary to voting Pence is far far outweighed by the number of people who are Trump or Bust.

evol j, Thursday, 13 October 2016 13:49 (seven years ago) link

There is no way to remove Trump from the ballot. There is no argument that would hold any water in court that he could be replaced by another candidate. Your friends are weird.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Thursday, 13 October 2016 13:50 (seven years ago) link

There is some provision in GOP rules to replace the nominee, but it would require picking and gathering the same number of delegates that voted at the convention and having them re-vote for someone else. Not gonna happen in 27 days. And hell would break loose. If Trump voluntarily dropped off the votes already cast for him would go to the person picked to replace him since the electors probably wouldn't change.

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 13 October 2016 13:53 (seven years ago) link

and there are people voting in states already

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 October 2016 13:54 (seven years ago) link

That Trump tweet is deleted.

ArchCarrier, Thursday, 13 October 2016 13:55 (seven years ago) link

That Trump tweet is deleted.

Headline on Nov. 9

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 13 October 2016 13:57 (seven years ago) link

That's interesting. He's more of a double-downer than a deleter.

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Thursday, 13 October 2016 13:58 (seven years ago) link

Next Keifer series

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:00 (seven years ago) link

here's a partial explanation for why the USC/LAT tracking poll has been so garbage:

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/13/upshot/how-one-19-year-old-illinois-man-is-distorting-national-polling-averages.html

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:00 (seven years ago) link

I wonder what he deleted that was worse/dumber than these two tweets which are still up there?

Why didn't the writer of the twelve year old article in People Magazine mention the "incident" in her story. Because it did not happen!

...

The phony story in the failing @nytimes is a TOTAL FABRICATION. Written by same people as last discredited story on women. WATCH!

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:01 (seven years ago) link

also, I feel pretty confident that the number of people you could conceivably sway from not voting/voting 3rd party/voting Hillary to voting Pence is far far outweighed by the number of people who are Trump or Bust.

if this was true Trump probably wouldn't have made the top of the ticket in the first place. regardless of how awfully things are going, he's still the most popular member of the Republican party right now.

frogbs, Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:01 (seven years ago) link

The deleted tweet was an earlier version of the second one, where he misspelled 'phony' as 'phoney.'

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:01 (seven years ago) link

Meanwhile in Virginia. I love the fact that the staffers there were blindsided.

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/trump-s-campaign-pulling-out-virginia-n665541?cid=public-rss_20161013

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

the use of the word 'phony' makes me wonder if trump is basically a grownup holden caulfield

doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:05 (seven years ago) link

A new Weekly Standard cri de coeur

http://www.weeklystandard.com/late-stage-trumpism-a-parable/article/2004846

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link

Meanwhile in Virginia. I love the fact that the staffers there were blindsided.

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/trump-s-campaign-pulling-out-virginia-n665541?cid=public-rss_20161013

ffs he's obsessed with creating jobs but he can't even keep his own staffers employed

doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:07 (seven years ago) link

is late stage trumpism anything like end-stage renal failure

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:09 (seven years ago) link

that "phoney" deleted tweet reminds me of the old joke about spell-checking somebody else's suicide note

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:11 (seven years ago) link

if end-stage renal failure could hurt other people then yeah i guess so xp

doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:11 (seven years ago) link

Depends where one sprays

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link

excited to see what the republicans who renounced trump last friday then re-endorsed on monday do today

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:13 (seven years ago) link

I was gonna say the article was silly hyperbole but then again, to me being a Trump voter is like being Officer Murphy in Robocop screaming "thank you" to Boddicker as his limbs get shot off so I guess article otm

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

xpost probably a group circle-jerk to ease the tension

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

Ryan going 'No, really, this is fucked up' again:

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/paul-ryan-donald-trump-house-republicans-229716

Wednesday evening, according to the participant, Ryan sought to clarify his earlier remarks on Trump. Ryan told that he had never intended to pick a fight with Trump, but rather to simply highlight the need to maintain the party’s hold on the chamber. For his members to survive, Ryan said on the call, they would need Trump to do well in November.

But Ryan also had tough words for Trump. The speaker said that the media was set on driving a wedge between Trump the congressional wing of the party, but that Trump — whom Ryan described as lacking political discipline — had failed to understand that dynamic.

Ryan is aware that Trump's troubles have put the House in play. Democrats must net 30 seats in order to capture the majority, a tall order but one that’s become less unrealistic as Trump craters.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:16 (seven years ago) link

And now, true brilliance:

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/786537269997899777

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link

Lol @ "failed to understand." Trump never cared about House Republicans. Breitbart attacks the GOP all the time.

Treeship, Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:18 (seven years ago) link

I was gonna say the article was silly hyperbole but then again, to me being a Trump voter is like being Officer Murphy in Robocop screaming "thank you" to Boddicker as his limbs get shot off so I guess article otm

trump voters seem eager to start dispensing deadly justice once they're empowered by trump so the metaphor is def sound

doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:18 (seven years ago) link

A new Weekly Standard cri de coeur

http://www.weeklystandard.com/late-stage-trumpism-a-parable/article/2004846

― Ned Raggett

i saw this outer limits episode. the ending is that the narrator sadly shakes his head and gets in the cab, and as he drives away the camera pans over to its livery reading "LEGALLY BLIND TAXI COMPANY"

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

PEC has identified a weird subset to me. there's this strange dude who keeps posting the same shit in Sam's comments almost weekly, saying he wants Trump to be President, but Dems to control Congress. He never explains why, and Sam pretty much says the outcome he desires is highly unlikely if not impossible, but my guess is he doesn't like Hillary, but thinks Trump is dangerous enough that a Dem Congress could stop his flights of fancy, and then in 4 years, mr Magical Progressive Candidate knocks him out of office (ooooo....k).

I feel like, though, everybody smugly pointing out "c'mon, Trump can't do the things he says, he's not dictator" kinda misses the point that a Trump presidency legitimizes xenophobic, sexist, rapey, ignorant behavior and gives a megaphone to some of these "repeal the 19th" assholes even if Trump himself doesn't say it. Like, it might not result in any legislation that significantly impacts anyone, but it does encourage the bullying behavior and worsen our relationships with Europe that we had to work for years to repair after Bush took a chainsaw to them.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:20 (seven years ago) link

trump doesn't have to do a single thing for there to be a credit crisis in the US on nov 9th

Mordy, Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

but it does encourage the bullying behavior and worsen our relationships with Europe that we had to work for years to repair after Bush took a chainsaw to them.

― Neanderthal

tbf europe seems to be taking a chainsaw to itself right now

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link

lol true

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CupkWjYWAAALjP6.jpg:small

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:28 (seven years ago) link

And now, true brilliance:

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/786537269997899777

And, like clockwork, his response to the first person saying "WTF why would you defend this?" is:

What have we heard from you regarding Bill Clinton?

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:33 (seven years ago) link

how was jail Dinesh

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:34 (seven years ago) link

And now, true brilliance:
https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/786537269997899777

I'm imagining Dinesh slapping his knee after hours of honing this Tweet into 140 brilliant characters and going, "This'll kill'em!"

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:36 (seven years ago) link

should i download and watch a torrent of dinesh's doc 'hillary's america' or should i just slam my balls in a drawer for the equivalent of the running time

doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

Idg this weird niche of prominent Indo-American Republicans.

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:39 (seven years ago) link

xpost he'll just keep feedin you and feedin you

Anyway Trump will get noted surrogate Chris Christie to help out oh wait

https://twitter.com/brian4NY/status/786567420861419520

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:18 (seven years ago) link

nice

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:19 (seven years ago) link

And more on McMullin and Utah

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/donald-trump-tape-evan-mcmullin-229712

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link

setting aside his reprehensible views and amoral character, Bannon is such a goddamned idiot as a political strategist. This eagerness to re-litigate Bill's behavior will not work at all, for very basic reasons that have nothing to do with ideology. 1) Now that Trump has basically refused to accept culpability or convey any kind of believable contrition, he's failed to put the issue to rest and new stuff (like these women now coming forward) are going to dominate headlines. They will take precedent over any attempts to re-frame Bill's pecadillos because they are NEW and Bill's shit is OLD and when it comes to press/coverage, the hot new exciting titillating thing is going to win every goddamned time. He's in the media! He should know this! 2) Pinning any of Bill's shit as a mark against Hillary requires a few too many historical and intellectual convolutions - it's just too *complicated* to get from point A to B. To do so you have to accept a whole bunch of baseless assumptions (granted this is not a problem for hardcore Trumplings) and then be eager to get all worked up about it again even though it happened 25+ years ago. And there is no way they're going to get any *new* dirt on Bill, that trough has been so thoroughly dredged due to the Lewinsky scandal/impeachment. 3) It's a strategy that won't actually appeal to the voters it needs to: women, young or old. The level of ugly exploitation for political gain is baldly obvious (Alex Jones is literally *paying* people!), and it represents a total misreading of the audience, their understanding of "rape culture", and the fact that they're far more likely to blame the actual offending sexual assaulter (be it Bill or Trump) than a female bystander.

Nonetheless, it's depressing Bannon's gonna go this route cuz it is just ugly and stupid to an insane degree, but there's some consolation in the fact that this abject failure of a strategy is the best they've got. They are fucked.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link

Changed to 'Gropers in Glass Houses,' why because buh?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:33 (seven years ago) link

‏@tinyrevolution
I feel like Trump's best option at this point is to stage his own death

@tomtomorrow
But then his previously unknown identical twin Ronald would show up.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:35 (seven years ago) link

I love how Goldberg describes the Clintons' marriage as "rubble" while stillkindasortadefending a guy who's on marriage #3. I mean, at some point, doesn't it just leave the door yawning open for Clinton to simply say, "My husband has made some mistakes, but we love each other and we've been together for 41 years"?

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link

pretty sure we're gonna hear some variant of that on Sunday

sleeve, Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:38 (seven years ago) link

i like it when the CMS reveals the old headline. can you imagine the discussion?

GOLDBERG: how about "grope to the chief"?
LOWRY: no let's go with "four score and seven pussies ago"
LOPEZ: how about "the catechism and south america and pussies?"
GOLDBERG: nah "trump's bad sex strategy"
LOWRY: good. go live with that.
...
GOLDBERG: wait wait "gropers in glass houses"
LOPEZ: hail mary!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:39 (seven years ago) link

Οὖτις otm, "going nuclear" against Bill (god I hate that phrase) will do nothing to attract women voters, or ANY voters not already in Trump's camp. There is no point, other than blowing shit up before his epic fail.

Their all losers and I like associating with loser (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

And more on McMullin and Utah

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/donald-trump-tape-evan-mcmullin-229712

feel like if romney endorses him and does some campaigning in utah this could really happen

iatee, Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link

heck, HRC could campaign for him

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link

Meanwhile on a microlevel

https://twitter.com/mahoneyw/status/786545674317733888

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link

‏@PeterAlexander
.@realDonaldTrump just canceled his interview with Sean Hannity, scheduled to air tonight, per @FoxNews executive.

maura, Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link

tonight was supposed to be Trump and the Clinton accusers, right?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link

Yup.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link

Ivanka trump is so reasonable and well spoken it's just amazing how much she contrasts her dad at least on that level. (Msnbc showed her speaking a minute ago)

Evan, Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link

Oh, it was all so civilised, last time round, wasn't of?

Mark G, Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

Of? It, dumb spelling korrector!

Mark G, Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

Meantime, the people have spoken:

https://twitter.com/kenbone18/status/786594567999066112

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:04 (seven years ago) link

trump must feel like something else is coming down the pipeline today imo, he certainly didn't start listening to reason this morning.

nomar, Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:04 (seven years ago) link

lol that is the first Ken Bone thing I've seen that made me laugh

¶ (DJP), Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

‏@PeterAlexander
.@realDonaldTrump just canceled his interview with Sean Hannity, scheduled to air tonight, per @FoxNews executive.

― maura, Thursday, October 13, 2016 11:52 AM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kind of weird, whatever happens or doesn't happen hannity is a safe harbor for trump, unless whatever drops is that bad idk

marcos, Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

Joel note didn't even mention that jersey has bruce, shows candidate knows where li's real enemy is...

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/14/business/media/mark-burnett-apprentice-donald-trump.html

Mark Burnett, the reality-show auteur whose “Apprentice” series catapulted Donald J. Trump to national stardom, issued a forceful denunciation of Mr. Trump’s presidential bid on Wednesday evening, saying he rejected “the hatred, division and misogyny that has been a very unfortunate part of his campaign.”

here we go...

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:09 (seven years ago) link

Trump also saying he is making a "major" speech at noon (which is what he always says but whatever), maybe something is happening?

frogbs, Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:10 (seven years ago) link

he's probably going to present alarming new evidence he found on a vince foster subreddit

nomar, Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

Well, it's noon now in Florida, so what's happening?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

Nabin with a timely entry into his Silly Little Show-biz Book Club. He mentions that it most reminds him of _American Psycho_ and OJ's _If I Did It_

http://www.avclub.com/article/donald-trumps-art-deal-awful-book-about-terrible-m-243529

Schwartz was asked to write a book with a man with an attention span so small and a sense of curiosity so nonexistent that it’s doubtful that Trump is capable of reading a book to completion, let alone writing one. So Schwartz soon realized that he wouldn’t necessarily be writing a book with Trump, but writing a book around him. Still, Trump continues to claim credit for The Art Of The Deal, even pimping it extensively in his campaign literature, despite its co-author publicly condemning Trump as a person, a politician, and an ostensible collaborator. Schwartz was not unlike the co-author of If I Did It, who similarly came to the project hating Simpson, believing him to be a murderer, and left the project with those convictions strengthened.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

he's probably just going to stand there and read #podestaEmails72 or something

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:14 (seven years ago) link

One of the Minority Liar's lying lies:

Clinton had opposed the (bankruptcy) bill as first lady, Warren said, but had fallen under Wall Street’s sway in the Senate.

People had it all wrong, Clinton told Stephanopoulos. She hadn’t switched her position to appease financiers. She had helped women’s groups fix the bill to protect single mothers....

“We have a problem,” Clinton senior policy advisor Ann O’Leary wrote to campaign staffers that afternoon. “HRC overstayed (sic) her case this morning in a pretty big way.”

“What did she say that was wrong?” spokeswoman Kristina Schake replied.

“She said women groups were all pressuring her to vote for it,” O’Leary wrote back. “Evidence does not support that statement.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hillary-clinton-wall-street-bankruptcy-bill_us_57fe70dfe4b0e8c198a56a14?2ugfd2t9

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

Someone gave him a stack of 90s American Spectator issues and he's going to read them aloud.

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

About right:

http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2016-10-13/trump-said-to-block-campaign-s-requests-to-do-self-opposition-research

Corey Lewandowski, Trump’s first campaign manager, requested that Trump submit himself to a forensic evaluation that is traditional for any public figure seeking office, according to people granted anonymity to speak freely about the campaign’s start-up days last year. Opposition research would allow Trump’s new political team to prepare for potential attacks on his candidacy.
Paul Manafort and his team made a similar request when they took over the reins after Lewandowski, who was ousted this June.
Trump declined, the people said, and the issue became a point of contention among his closest political advisers and some long-time employees at the Trump Organization. Trump spokespeople Jason Miller and Hope Hicks didn’t immediately respond to requests for comment.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

fuck ken bone

Everyone wants to know if I've decided... and I have. uberSELECT helps you ride in style like me t.uber.com/kenbone

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link

TIL that Kelly Ann Conway's husband was Paula Jones' attorney.

go get your winebox (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

Well, it's noon now in Florida, so what's happening?

well he always comes out 45 minutes late so

frogbs, Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link

gotta realign the mane

j., Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

https://mobile.twitter.com/KeiferLirette/status/786247621090443264

Spookeifer Lirette ‏@KeiferLirette

Breaking: Former teen mayor of Partridge, Minnesota seen campaigning for Hillary Clinton.

pic.twitter.com/HBSCdFkyHP

9:50 AM - 12 Oct 2016

12.8K RETWEETS 22.9K LIKES

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link

By all accounts Michelle Obama is putting on a barnburner of a speech.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:53 (seven years ago) link

i want to become a citizen so i can vote for her one day (sorry morbs)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

jon chait feels relief: https://twitter.com/jonathanchait/status/786610630581161984

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link

I swear to god every parodic iteration of the shep fairey hope poster gets worse and worse and worse, shame on you mr bone

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link

where is this michelle speech...?

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

i'm watching it on cnn rn live (from manchester nh)

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

she's unreal

but so real

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

since the convention I've kinda been wondering what the odds are in her entering public service after Obama leaves office...

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link

I mean, at some point, doesn't it just leave the door yawning open for Clinton to simply say, "My husband has made some mistakes, but we love each other and we've been together for 41 years"?

My ladyfriend has been using the accusations against Bill as one of her rationalizations for voting 3rd party since "it just speaks to her judgement for staying with that man this long"

This has not been the easiest election years.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

political dynasties are bad for america, but i would make an exception for her in a heartbeat

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

i love michelle obama so much

marcos, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link

ditto would vote for michelle obama no question. are barack + michelle unquestionably the most decent ppl to live in the WH?

Mordy, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:07 (seven years ago) link

they're up there for sure. the lack of scandals + corruption (either personal or political in nature) is def highly remarkable/unusual

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link

aaand here comes Donald taking the podium in FL...

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:09 (seven years ago) link

since the convention I've kinda been wondering what the odds are in her entering public service after Obama leaves office...

I wondered about this, but felt she seemed far, FAR too sensible to want to get drenched in that mess.

http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/michelleyeroll.gif

She'd have to put up with these scumfucks on a daily basis and 8 years has been too long already

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

what i said about M.O. that got me banned a few years ago, still true

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

are barack + michelle unquestionably the most decent ppl to live in the WH?

they play decent people very well

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

"Hillary is an amphibious reptile, according to this birth certificate, and therefore ineligible for the Presidency, so I win"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

was what morbs said racist or was it misogynistic?

iatee, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

The traits that would make me insta-vote for her are the ones that will keep her from running.

xp just ugly, very ugly

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

it described what the enabler of a war criminal is

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

please say it again

Har-@-Iago (wins), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

There is this theory of the Morbius. A twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1eA5bUzVjA

Mordy, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

so what's going on w/ trump what is he saying?

Mordy, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

well this is 100% true:
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/786615246450417664

Mordy, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link

nothing new. lock her up. vast global network. the corporate media. xp

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link

what is he saying he's not gonna say

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:17 (seven years ago) link

Istanbul no longer Constantinople iirc

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:17 (seven years ago) link

guess he's saving that bill clinton pedophile video leak for later

Mordy, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

for them, nothing at all is out of bounds. this is a struggle for the survival of our nation. and this will be our last chance to save it, on november 9th, believe me.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

they will seek to destroy everything about you including your reputation. they will lie, lie, lie. the clintons are criminals, remember that, they're criminals.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

see? nothing new here

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

except he got the election date right

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

i was hoping taht was the only reason for the press conference

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link

what is he saying he never said

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link

odds on trump tweeting about michelle obama?

marcos, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

speech getting a lot of attention

marcos, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link

they're up there for sure. the lack of scandals + corruption (either personal or political in nature) is def highly remarkable/unusual

― Οὖτις, Thursday, October 13, 2016 1:08 PM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fast and Furious!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link

From that Burnett article:

“Apprentice” workers, more accustomed to talk of casting calls than campaign scandals, said they were stunned to find themselves thrust into supporting roles in a presidential election. They also noted a practical problem: There are thousands of hours of footage from “The Apprentice,” most likely stored in hundreds of boxes. Finding scenes with Mr. Trump — let alone footage of some kind of damning utterance — would be no small task

Do you think the tapes got thrown into a deep vault a couple days to keep staffers from leaking the shit out(pun intended), or do you think certain less-prominent execs on the sly have been throwing interns and asst editors into playback bays to sift thru as fast as the machines will run?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

Is there audio of her speech anywhere yet?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

it's on Hillary's facebook pg

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link

I don't think Michelle Obama wants to get into national politics, and I doubt she will, but if she runs for Durbin's senate seat, then IT'S ON.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

@arappeport
Trump on People mag writer who accused him of coming on to her: "Look at her, look at her words. I don't think so."

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link

I hope Michelle and Barack both get nice jobs at Georgetown Law and get to move on.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:32 (seven years ago) link

so apparently the trump speech is just him denying the the allegations? that'll work to stop them!

Mordy, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:32 (seven years ago) link

if michelle had interest in becoming a politician, I think she would have played her first lady years differently

iatee, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:32 (seven years ago) link

Trump speaking just now about People magazine writer's accusation: "You take a look. Look at her. Look at her words. You tell me what you think.... I don't think so."

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/786620088745070592

Mordy, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

This charming man.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

at this point half expect Trump to burst into a stirring rendition of "There is Nothing Like a Dame"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:36 (seven years ago) link

nyt lawyer's response to trump's lawsuit threat: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuqivY3WIAAPFpY.jpg:large

strong second paragraph

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:36 (seven years ago) link

Meanwhile, as Michelle Obama spoke, Donald Trump was calling a reporter a “sleazebag” and having him thrown out of an event for asking him whether he has ever inappropriately touched a woman. The entire room jeers the reporter as he’s ejected.

https://twitter.com/RiegerReport/status/786609704306737152

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:38 (seven years ago) link

should have gone with this response imo http://www.lettersofnote.com/2013/08/arkell-v-pressdram.html

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link

or http://www.lettersofnote.com/2011/02/regarding-your-stupid-complaint.html

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link

The rumors continue. Towards the end of this bit:

http://www.weeklystandard.com/the-election-is-over/article/2004848

But if the last year has taught us anything, it's that with Trump the bad news is never over. There's always another anvil dropping from the sky.

Which is the euphemistic way of saying: There will be another tape.

I've also seen a reference to specific documents, and Wilson posted this earlier:

https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/786611191988756480

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link

"These events never, ever happened. You take a look at these people, you study these people, and you'll understand also"

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link

nyt lawyer's response to trump's lawsuit threat: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuqivY3WIAAPFpY.jpg:large

strong second paragraph

― mookieproof, Thursday, October 13, 2016 1:36 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whew that was awesome

marcos, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

xp I keep telling my wife that sooner or late we will find that Trump has been responsible for one or more abortions.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

"This campaign will be a journey into heaven"

frogbs, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link

"I take these slings and arrows gladly, for you"

Their all losers and I like associating with loser (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

my God, he's going full Infowars

frogbs, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

xpost --- The last thing I need to see is him posing as St. Sebastian.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

"Let he who loves me most fire his arrow first"

DJT: "This is a movement the likes of which people have never seen before"

I can get on board with that...

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link

Haha xpost

I wonder if this is him implicitly going with a final hurrah? Like, whatever is coming is THAT bad?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link

more like a BOWEL movement nyuk nyuk nyuk

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link

We'll have good education, we'll have great safety in the inner cities

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link

I will help the Hispanic population which have been treated so unfairly in this country

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link

lol did he really say that?

marcos, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:54 (seven years ago) link

Trump is pretty much Captain Murphy from SEalab 2020

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:55 (seven years ago) link

yup xp

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link

guys this is a prompter speech, wtf

frogbs, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

nyt lawyer's response to trump's lawsuit threat: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuqivY3WIAAPFpY.jpg:large

strong second paragraph

― mookieproof, Thursday, October 13, 2016 1:36 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whew that was awesome

― marcos, Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:44 (thirteen minutes ago) Permalink

Lovely.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:02 (seven years ago) link

i keep worrying that they're going to drop something- a new wikileaks leak or something the trump campaign dug up - but no, they really have nothing and he is going to lose w/out even putting up a fight

Mordy, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:02 (seven years ago) link

oh man he's actually using the word "conspiracy", this is fun

frogbs, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link

naive brit statement : .. and i thought brexit got nasty

mark e, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link

Xpost thanking u kf

the big advantage of the westminster system is that elections are much less personality driven. which is not to say they're focussed on issues. but character/scandals are only indirectly relevant, and everyone involved has won a couple of elections and undergone some scrutiny (although charles kennedy is a recent counter example i suppose).

of course brexit was racist and fascistic and a politician was literally assassinated so it's not all tea and crumpets.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

No US politicians have been shot dead yet xp oh hi caek

imago, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

hes really giving this crowd a reason to go after the accusers

in case anyone was wondering why more women haven't come forward until now

frogbs, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

..and a politician was literally assassinated so it's not all tea and crumpets.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:10

No US politicians have been shot dead yet xp oh hi caek
― imago,

very good point.

mark e, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:13 (seven years ago) link

These are people who think Sandy Hook was set up by the anti-gun lobby. They're going after those women anyhow. Maybe HRC will trace their IPs and dronestrike them, if we're lucky

imago, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:16 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/melbournecoal/status/786620067370991616?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

yessssss

frogbs, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:17 (seven years ago) link

lol that link was posted directly after a post of yrs from 15 minutes ago, thread moves fast :)

sleeve, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:18 (seven years ago) link

and it is awesome, true

sleeve, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:18 (seven years ago) link

extremely reliable pollster rasmussen new poll has trump up 3%

Mordy, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link

it's a tracking poll, I believe, which would mean surveying the same people daily instead of a random subset.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

remember they predicted pres romney up until like the week before election day

Mordy, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/juliaioffe/status/786622661887537152

Mordy, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

David Sherrat seems like a winner

¶ (DJP), Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link

yep. I actually went back to the original posting they made predicting that in 2012 and found a comment from me arguing with one of the readers in comments back then. good times.

p much just add six points for Clinton to any Rasmussen poll, LA Times/USC just don't even read

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link

DJT: "This is a movement the likes of which people have never seen before"

Every time I see this abbreviation I think of either Dan Perry or the Hairy Cornflake (US posters may have to google the latter).

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link

lol me too

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

http://thehill.com/media/300833-lou-dobbs-retweets-purported-phone-number-address-of-trump-accuser

looks like it was taken down but wtf

serge thoroughgoods (will), Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link

would vote for DJP for President tbh

what would his slogan be tho

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link

^^^^reinforces my opinion on why i never meet MRAs IRL

nomar, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link

a little long for the poster but sure

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link

Poor Morbs, didn't make it till November 8th. God knows he tried.

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link

You'd never fit that on the front of baseball cap either.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:37 (seven years ago) link

DJP For President 2020
Insane Clown Posse Fans. No, they really do exist, BITCH. My question is.....WHY, JUGGALOS!?

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:37 (seven years ago) link

One can try :) xp

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:37 (seven years ago) link

pretty sure DJP's screen name involved running for president back in '08 or '04

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link

in astonishing turn of events DJP wins Utah

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:40 (seven years ago) link

what would his slogan be

simple: HI DERE!

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

Nabin also published this relevant e-book this summer:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91IdfiBteiL._SL480_.jpg

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link

it was '08

¶ (DJP), Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:58 (seven years ago) link

how come Donald doesn't have nickname for Paul Ryan? can't re-use "Lyin'", I guess... I hope he has nicknames for his flunkies too, Ragin' Rudy, Nasty Newt, Fatso...

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

Nutty Newtie

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

ryan? idk, Kurt Ferdinand Friedrich Hermann von Schleicher has a nice ring to it but it might be a little long.

nomar, Thursday, 13 October 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

Pumpin' Paul?

nickn, Thursday, 13 October 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link

this is weird as hell

i saw chatter this morning that trump had be interviewed by a serbian magazine (?) and had apologized for clinton's intervention (???)

now his campaign is saying the interview was fabricated

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/trump-serbia-bombing-apology-229742

The magazine Nedeljnik released excerpts from what says it is an interview with Trump conducted via advisor Suzanne Ryder Jaworowski, a Trump senior advisor and his campaign manager for the state of Indiana

The magazine quotes Trump saying: “The bombing of Serbs, who had been our allies in both world wars, was a big mistake. Serbs are very good people. Unfortunately, the Clinton administration brought a lot of harm to them, to all the Balkans, where they created chaos."

Jaworowski says the interview never happened. “There was no Trump interview on Serbia,” she said. “I don’t know where that came from. I never facilitated any kind of interview with a Serbian reporter.”

goole, Thursday, 13 October 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link

...odd. Eastern European fake printed clickbait?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 13 October 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link

how about Paul the Pussy

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link

Ryan, earlier today:

Ryan did not refer to Donald Trump by name during the speech, but bemoaned the lack of focus on issues Republicans want to talk about. He says, "Guess what? We are actually running on ideas in this election."

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link

the DJP/DJT confusion is making me very, very angry

¶ (DJP), Thursday, 13 October 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

to be fair, his basic political platform is very similar to a policy you one hinted at sharing

Do you stick your penis up your ass when you twist it around and see how far up your back it reaches?

nomar, Thursday, 13 October 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link

seems like a pretty elaborate hoax for Nedeljnik to put up -- they're touting the interview on the cover!

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 13 October 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuqlPsiVIAAKCmC.jpg:small

this tweet was still up this morning; deleted sometime since

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 October 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link

Vid of Michelle Obama from today:

http://www.npr.org/2016/10/13/497817419/michelle-obama-trump-comments-have-shaken-me-to-my-core1

Choppy vid quality, but I would hazard that the Cspan servers are getting _hammered_

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 13 October 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link

https://mobile.twitter.com/EugeneMirman/status/786627736399966210

Eugene Mirman‏ @EugeneMirman

"Sorry, I can't release this evidence until my Pussy-Audit is complete."

The Associated Press‏ @AP
BREAKING: Trump says he has evidence to disprove allegations of sexual assault, will release it at `appropriate time'

Oct 13, 2016, 11:00 AM

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 13 October 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link

I have evidence Trump is a dick hole.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 October 2016 20:14 (seven years ago) link

shh! he'll sue you!

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link

“The Clinton machine is at the center of this power structure,” Trump continued. “We have seen this in the WikiLeaks documents in which Hillary Clinton meets in secret with international banks to plot the destruction of U.S. sovereignty in order to enrich these global financial powers, her special interest friends, and her donors."

The crowd chanted “Lock her up!” in response. Trump said "she should be locked up.”

Trump called the media reporting on his personal life “horrible people.”

“The most powerful weapon deployed by the Clintons is the corporate media: the press. Let's be clear on one thing, the corporate media in our country is no longer involved in journalism. They're a political special interest, no different than any lobbyist or any other financial entity with a total political agenda and the agenda is not for you, it’s for themselves,” Trump said.

“Their agenda is to elect crooked Hillary Clinton at any costs, at any price, no matter how many lives they destroy,” he continued. “For them, it's a war. And for them, nothing at all is out of bounds. This is a struggle for the survival of our nation. Believe me. And this will be our last chance to save it.”

yikes

marcos, Thursday, 13 October 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link

secret meetings with international banks to plot destruction of US sovereignty

marcos, Thursday, 13 October 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link

ctrl+f "lizard people"

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link

Uh oh

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Thursday, 13 October 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link

he's playing the revolution card

sleeve, Thursday, 13 October 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

“Ladies out there, this is what guys talk about when you’re not around. So if you're offended by it, grow up. Okay?” actor Scott Baio said on Fox News.

Baio added: “And by the way, this is what you guys talk about over white wine when you have your brunches. So take it easy with your phony outrage.”

I missed this part earlier so I just wanna say.... what kind of monster drinks white wine with brunch

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

how about Paul the Pussy

― Οὖτις, Thursday, October 13, 2016 3:15 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seems reasonable

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 13 October 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

Charles in Charge
of our discourse
and our privates

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 October 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

“Their agenda is to elect crooked Hillary Clinton at any costs, at any price, no matter how many lives they destroy,”
but if they really just wanted to sell clicks/papers wouldn't he be their first option as president ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 October 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

Oh, how ironic would it be if, at election's end, Trump is the one who gets locked up.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 October 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

he'll never go to jail

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

I didn't say jail ...

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 October 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link

http://jonathanronson.tumblr.com/post/151407037477/the-elephant-in-the-rooma-journey-into-the-trump

Jon Ronson published a shorter follow-up book to his bit on Alex Jones, 15 years after the printing of _Them_

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 13 October 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link

It's crazy to me that there are 1000s of hours of Trump being an asshole on his TV show that may go unreleased.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 October 2016 20:51 (seven years ago) link

@ABCLiz
For those interested: Clinton said gifs with a hard "G"

i cannot defend these comments; vote your own conscience

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 October 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

lol is this real?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CurRagjWEAA47j6.jpg

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

no

akm, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link

i think that got snopes-ed as fake a while back

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link

Nope - http://www.snopes.com/1998-trump-people-quote/

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:01 (seven years ago) link

Ragin' Rudy admits he made an oopsie!

https://www.yahoo.com/news/giuliani-admits-wrong-clinton-9-11-071733679--election.html

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:01 (seven years ago) link

per CNN reporter dan merica:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CurQC1DWYAEe_bK.jpg:small

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:02 (seven years ago) link

that's been running around fb for over a year as fodder for gullible liberals (the trump 'quote')

akm, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

what a beta xp

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

HRC: good for people, and cats

akm, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

it's at least in part a complete sop to a voting bloc she already has on lockdown, but fuck it, i loled

i've watched a lot of cats do weird and interesting things (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link

@ABCLiz
For those interested: Clinton said gifs with a hard "G"
i cannot defend these comments; vote your own conscience

― mookieproof, Thursday, October 13, 2016 3:55 PM (forty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i've never been more with her

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link

Great Guardian essay on the class gulf separating media types from everyone else, and how that feeds weird narrative about white working class folk:

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/oct/13/liberal-media-bias-working-class-americans

When we talked, Zaitchik mentioned HBO talk-show host Bill Maher, who he pointed out “basically makes eugenics-level arguments about anyone who votes for Donald Trump having congenital defects. You would never get away with talking that way about any other group of people and still have a TV show.”

Maher is, perhaps, the pinnacle of classist smugness. In the summer of 1998, when I was 17 and just out of high school, I worked at a grain elevator during the wheat harvest. An elevator 50 miles east in Haysville, Kansas, exploded (grain dust is highly combustible), killing seven workers. The accident rattled my community and reminded us about the physical dangers my family and I often faced as farmers.

[...]

Media fascination with the hateful white Trump voter fuels the theory, now in fashion, that bigotry is the only explanation for supporting him. Certainly, financial struggle does not predict a soft spot for Trump, as cash-strapped people of color – who face the threat of his racism and xenophobia, and who resoundingly reject him, by all available measures – can attest. However, one imagines that elite white liberals who maintain an air of ethical grandness this election season would have a harder time thinking globally about trade and immigration if it were their factory job that was lost and their community that was decimated.

Affluent analysts who oppose Trump, though, have a way of taking a systemic view when examining social woes but viewing their place on the political continuum as a triumph of individual character. Most of them presumably inherited their political bent, just like most of those in “red” America did. If you were handed liberalism, give yourself no pats on the back for your vote against Trump.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:58 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/786672386309496832?s=09

love the twitter detectives at work here

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:01 (seven years ago) link

how does clinton prounce "gigabyte"

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:03 (seven years ago) link

However, one imagines that elite white liberals who maintain an air of ethical grandness this election season would have a harder time thinking globally about trade and immigration if it were their factory job that was lost and their community that was decimated

bit of a fallacy here - I don't think it was "elite white liberals", by and large, that voted for the policies that decimated those communities.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:04 (seven years ago) link

There are plenty of rich Trump supporters too. I wonder, however, if they are really dumb enough to buy into all the breitbart conspiracy bullshit he was going on about today.

Treeship, Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link

Yes. Yes, they are. Guys like what's his face, the CEO of Home Depot, was on FOX the other day pulling every single "What about Bill Clinton card?" that the Breitbart crowd fever swamp deals in. They're ALL that dumb.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link

lol @ this little bit on Breitbart:

Hillary’s combative behavior is nothing new; she’s been that way all her life. For my 2005 book The Truth About Hillary, I interviewed Hillary’s grammar school classmate, Jim Yrigoyen, who told me the story of being ordered by Hillary to guard a warren of baby rabbits, and not give any of them away to neighborhood boys. When he did, recalled Yrigoyen, “Hillary hauled off and punched me in the nose.”

not exactly a good argument against Hillary IMO

frogbs, Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:27 (seven years ago) link

At this point in his campaign, given by what he's said, his supporters are fair game. Is it elitist sneering to be against sexual assault and demagoguery?

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link

Affluent analysts who oppose Trump, though, have a way of taking a systemic view when examining social woes but viewing their place on the political continuum as a triumph of individual character

it's also weird to ascribe this solely to "affluent analysts" too since it's absolutely true for their opposites.

tbh I find the concept of "affluent analysts" sort of laughable, not v many of them live David Brooks' lifestyle afaik. journalists don't get paid shit.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:33 (seven years ago) link

Hillary OTM

nomar, Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:38 (seven years ago) link

If anything, I think the media has been too polite about describing the creeps who are (still) voting for Trump. Esp. after it was found that the average Trump voter was better-off than the average Clinton voter.

It's true that analysts and journalists have been indoctrinated with a level of civility just by having (for the most part) attended a liberal-arts university. That's a good thing. At this point, I really don't see how Trump voters are deserving of anything other than scorn. It's way past pity time.

schwantz, Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link

And the final paragraph is just comparing lazy stereotypes as well. The whole stereotyping of the Trump voter probably has a lot to do with his campaign relying on fascist-style rallies for getting his message out. The media has been awful this election, but they're also reporting on the story they're being sold.

Frederik B, Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:40 (seven years ago) link

I think the point of the piece was that the view of the avg Trump voter _was_ way off, that pundits and talking heads are so disconnected from working class types they could easily lay the bulk of Trump's support at their feet. Similar to Patterson Hood's line about racism being a huge problem everywhere but it's always depicted as using a Southern accent(I'm butchering this ref, I think).

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:46 (seven years ago) link

Yet, it is white working-class people like Betty

it's always Barney or Fred's fault.

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:47 (seven years ago) link

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/the-gop-is-history-what-about-the-country/2016/10/13/7821a2a0-9168-11e6-9c85-ac42097b8cc0_story.html?utm_term=.28185fc4f98b

this seems almost completely wrong, oddly. Why would Trump have any power in the party post-election? He won't have elected office (he certainly isn't going to pursue anything lower than the presidency, come on), he has no allies in the party apparatus, and he's not exactly going to assume the role of kingmaker/lobbyist/fundraiser (since he hates giving anybody else money). Now, his *voting base* isn't going to go away - because that's the GOP's voters! - but I don't see how there's any scenario where Trump himself remains a power in the party.

also entertaining this dopey theory that Trump is secretly planning a new media empire is ridiculous, as has been pointed out on this thread repeatedly. Creating a new cable news network is a money-losing proposition, a late entry into a crowded field that is already hemorrhaging money from an outmoded model. Is he gonna start his own streaming channel/a new website? who cares? small potatoes in a crowded sea of potatoes. if he wants to be a media commentator with his own kingdom he'll just turn into another Drudge/Breitbart/NRO/Glenn Beck/whoever. No matter what he does it will be a step down. That combined with the fact that he's liable to be tied up in court for years after this hardly point to his becoming a political player with any staying power. He's done.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:51 (seven years ago) link

and then Zakaria indulges in premature eulogizing - the party isn't going to die, it's leadership is gonna get eaten alive (most likely) by their rabid constituents, who will elect more morons, who will further damage the party's national profile, rinse and repeat. It's possible there will be a downward spiral for a few years/cycles but if Hillary really fucks things up I can totally see a resurgent GOP as early as the 2018 mid-terms. Trump isn't doing *that* badly. If GOP candidates could just peel off 15% of otherwise conservative "centrists" who were repelled this time around, the party would be back in the driver's seat.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:54 (seven years ago) link

what trump did to an entire generation of future GOP stars was pretty crazy, he was like a horror movie villain knocking off abhorrent teens one after another. ted cruz might be the "final girl" in this scenario but who knows.

nomar, Thursday, 13 October 2016 23:07 (seven years ago) link

Ted Cruz may still be a virgin, so there's that in the "Final Girl" column.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 13 October 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link

lol

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link

also entertaining this dopey theory that Trump is secretly planning a new media empire is ridiculous, as has been pointed out on this thread repeatedly. Creating a new cable news network is a money-losing proposition, a late entry into a crowded field that is already hemorrhaging money from an outmoded model. Is he gonna start his own streaming channel/a new website? who cares? small potatoes in a crowded sea of potatoes. if he wants to be a media commentator with his own kingdom he'll just turn into another Drudge/Breitbart/NRO/Glenn Beck/whoever. No matter what he does it will be a step down. That combined with the fact that he's liable to be tied up in court for years after this hardly point to his becoming a political player with any staying power. He's done.

someone else is going to do all the work, he's gonna toss the trump name onto it. being another fox news - possibly even replacing it - is pretty big. and it's a way to stay 'in power' for a long time, more than making another shitty reality tv show or whatever. conservative media completely runs the republican party at this point.

iatee, Friday, 14 October 2016 00:16 (seven years ago) link

conservative media completely runs the republican party at this point.

and they are running it in ever-tightening circles

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 14 October 2016 00:18 (seven years ago) link

a late entry into a crowded field

This hasn't deterred past Trump business ventures.

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Friday, 14 October 2016 00:23 (seven years ago) link

a money-losing proposition, a late entry into a crowded field that is already hemorrhaging money from an outmoded model

fox news very profitable btw

iatee, Friday, 14 October 2016 00:25 (seven years ago) link

unfortunately i can easily see a Trump/Breitbart network doing vv well, there are a ton of celebrity pundit shitheads who could populate its airwaves w/shows, finally broken free from the libtard shackles of Fox.

nomar, Friday, 14 October 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link

So weren't there intimations that the alleged bombshells in the waiting might land ... tomorrow?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2016 00:47 (seven years ago) link

He was basically quoting the protocols of the elders of zion in palm beach today. I think that should be a bombshell.

Treeship, Friday, 14 October 2016 00:48 (seven years ago) link

Good start

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 14 October 2016 01:09 (seven years ago) link

You guys are crazy i will put money on this trump tv thing not happening

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 01:13 (seven years ago) link

One of my high school acquaintances/Wikileaks fans/Trumpkins is on FB with a screenshot of an email claiming that John Podesta helped have Antonin Scalia murdered.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

xxxp if there's tape of that anywhere please oh please let someone release it

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2016 01:17 (seven years ago) link

Once you've lost the deaf female Oscar winner vote, you've lost the election.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link

can't believe there hasn't been a screenshot of Killary's *actual* kill list

serge thoroughgoods (will), Friday, 14 October 2016 01:20 (seven years ago) link

Morbs is gone we don't have to talk like that anymore

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 14 October 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link

Some wags have already noted that Weiner's continued existence is proof that she doesn't have people killed.

go get your winebox (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 14 October 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

The Fox News audience is shrinking and buoyed by a small core of people who watch it 24/7. Trump TV can't count on millennial racists to do that. Maybe an online thing could work but that's already Breitbart and not big enough for The Donald.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 14 October 2016 01:34 (seven years ago) link

His 2020 third-party run is going to be sweet, though.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 14 October 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

oh man the only thing better than that would be a Cruz GOP nom (which will never ever happen :-/) to go along with it

serge thoroughgoods (will), Friday, 14 October 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

Seems like a big selling point for FNN to court advertisers is the fact the channel is default programming in so many restaurants, motel lobbies, lounges etc...and no matter how hard they try, Trump's venture will never have that accessibility.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 14 October 2016 01:40 (seven years ago) link

...claiming that John Podesta helped have Antonin Scalia murdered.

What do you talk about on the radio when the bottom has fallen out and there's still three weeks to go? This--the guy out of Buffalo went on for a full hour (and quite possibly for four) about Podesta, Wikileaks, and the murder of Scalia. The smoking gun is some e-mail reference from Podesta to "wet works," a term I'd never heard till today. Delirium.

clemenza, Friday, 14 October 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

NOBODY.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 14 October 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link

At this point I have to think even Roy Cohn would be profoundly embarrassed to have Trump be seen as his protégée.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 14 October 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

re: Trump News, I hear Roger Ailes is available!

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 14 October 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

Nobody messes with Marlee.

― Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, October 13, 2016 9:47 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

NOBODY.

― Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, October 13, 2016

sung in the voice of Keith Sweat

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 October 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

Roy Cohn had the good sense to be dead for this election season.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 14 October 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

re: Trump News, I hear Roger Ailes is available!

― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.)

wait, doesn't ailes have a noncompete or something?

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Friday, 14 October 2016 02:19 (seven years ago) link

He's done.

i'm guessing ivanka/mr. ivanka are thinking hard about what they might be able to do with 35-40% of voters

mookieproof, Friday, 14 October 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

certainly marine le pen has carved out a niche for herself

mookieproof, Friday, 14 October 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

...claiming that John Podesta helped have Antonin Scalia murdered.

What do you talk about on the radio when the bottom has fallen out and there's still three weeks to go? This--the guy out of Buffalo went on for a full hour (and quite possibly for four) about Podesta, Wikileaks, and the murder of Scalia. The smoking gun is some e-mail reference from Podesta to "wet works," a term I'd never heard till today. Delirium.

― clemenza, Thursday, October 13, 2016 9:46 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the alternate universe thing is just so astonishing

marcos, Friday, 14 October 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

I've never ordered the murder of a SCOTUS justice, but even I know strategizing about it via email is pretty dumb. BURNER PHONES!

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 14 October 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

I've never ordered the murder of a SCOTUS justice, but even I know strategizing about it via email is pretty dumb. BURNER PHONES!

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever)

to be fair, you probably don't click on every email that gets sent to your inbox, which john podesta obviously does.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Friday, 14 October 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link

Nobody messes with Marlee.

― Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, October 13, 2016 9:47 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

NOBODY.

― Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, October 13, 2016

sung in the voice of Keith Sweat

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, October 13, 2016 9:16 PM (thirty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmbo

6 god none the richer (m bison), Friday, 14 October 2016 02:49 (seven years ago) link

Has anyone considered that maybe *Trump* had Scalia murdered, so that he could run for president, win, and pick his replacement? Think about it, it all makes perfect sense.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2016 03:15 (seven years ago) link

"wet works," a term I'd never heard

"wet work" is indeed a term for black ops - specifically close-quarters combat and assassination-type shit - but something tells me that's not what john podesta meant

i've watched a lot of cats do weird and interesting things (slothroprhymes), Friday, 14 October 2016 03:22 (seven years ago) link

no, it was more risotto advice

j., Friday, 14 October 2016 03:25 (seven years ago) link

he's into sploshing

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Friday, 14 October 2016 03:52 (seven years ago) link

Maybe he's a Whilce Portacio fan?

https://d1466nnw0ex81e.cloudfront.net/n_iv/600/600455.jpg

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Friday, 14 October 2016 06:18 (seven years ago) link

ew

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 14 October 2016 13:02 (seven years ago) link

Good morning!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 October 2016 13:02 (seven years ago) link

I like that the code address thing looks like it says 'cult shit'

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Friday, 14 October 2016 13:03 (seven years ago) link

Solid LOL, Yglesias, well done.

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/786917903945924609

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2016 13:20 (seven years ago) link

Seems like a constant drumbeat of ever more extreme trump scandals is the only thing that keeps the polls from immediately trending back his way. Kind of depressing

Dan I., Friday, 14 October 2016 13:29 (seven years ago) link

it's kinda funny that the General Election essentially has gone for Trump as expected - inability to handle the pressure of one-on-one debate, or people digging into his past, or the ad campaigns.

the Hillary health bout was an unexpected wrinkle but....politics as usual

Neanderthal, Friday, 14 October 2016 13:32 (seven years ago) link

hard to believe that exactly a month people worried about Hillary's pneumonia and in another month we'll be free or living in a nuclear winter

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 October 2016 13:42 (seven years ago) link

oh Hillary's using nukes too. just on a specific set of surgical addresses. at specific zip codes. in the US

Neanderthal, Friday, 14 October 2016 13:45 (seven years ago) link

just to protect rabbits though

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Friday, 14 October 2016 13:45 (seven years ago) link

wow Ben Carson is a piece of shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXMPCAazFa4

frogbs, Friday, 14 October 2016 13:46 (seven years ago) link

OOF:

Julie de Azevedo Hanks, a psychotherapist with a blog that is widely read in the Mormon community, is an independent who voted for Mitt Romney four years ago. She planned to keep her preference for Hillary Clinton quiet until she saw the 2005 video of the Republican nominee boasting to Billy Bush about pursuing married women and using his celebrity to make unwanted advances.

“That tape put the final nail in the coffin,” Hanks said. “A year ago, I never would have thought I’d be voting for her. I know she’s not flawless. I don’t idolize her. I don’t have rose-colored glasses. … We may not get everything we value with Hillary, but she aligns more closely with what we do value than Trump.”

Hanks posted on her blog about how dangerous she thinks Trump would be as president. She said her husband, a rock-ribbed Republican, may just not vote at all now. Last night, she was one of nearly 70 volunteers who showed up to phone bank at Clinton’s Utah headquarters, on the outskirts of the capital of one of the country’s reddest states.

The parking lot overflowed. Volunteers – many who identify as independent or even Republican – parked down nearby residential streets and walked. They ate Little Caesar’s Pizza as they made the case on cell phones to their Utah neighbors to back a Democrat for president for the first time since 1964.

The Clinton team has a full-time staffer on the ground to organize the phone banks and canvassing. They’ve even launched a Mormons for Hillary effort.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 October 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

Sort of surprised it took this long to bring Carlos Slim into it. Mexican billionaire co-owner of the NYT and known Clinton supporter is a pretty good trifecta.

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Friday, 14 October 2016 14:34 (seven years ago) link

Wish Carlos Slim were running instead, he's an actual billionaire.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 14 October 2016 14:36 (seven years ago) link

And his name is Carlos Slim.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2016 14:39 (seven years ago) link

hell i'd take iceberg slim over trump.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Friday, 14 October 2016 14:40 (seven years ago) link

i'd take iceberg lettuce

Neanderthal, Friday, 14 October 2016 14:41 (seven years ago) link

Root Boy Slim and the Sex Allegation Band

go get your winebox (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 14 October 2016 14:44 (seven years ago) link

rock-ribbed Republican

didn't know mormons wore condoms

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 14 October 2016 14:45 (seven years ago) link

the dictionary definition actually uses republican as the example

rock-ribbed
adjectiveNORTH AMERICAN
resolute or uncompromising, especially with respect to political allegiance.
"a rock-ribbed Republican"

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 14 October 2016 14:46 (seven years ago) link

I rock ribs
You Roc fellas

Neanderthal, Friday, 14 October 2016 14:49 (seven years ago) link

rock-ribbed for your electoral pleasure

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 14 October 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link

Rick WilsonVerified account
At the low end

Amber @AmberBinGA
Are we still waiting on the two really bad stories to drop, @TheRickWilson

What does "at the low end" mean?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2016 14:59 (seven years ago) link

"at least two"

¶ (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2016 15:00 (seven years ago) link

in that case I'm glad so many GOP'ers are still endorsing him, it'll be fun to watch them squirm

frogbs, Friday, 14 October 2016 15:03 (seven years ago) link

dish the dirt or shut the fuck up, Rick

erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 14 October 2016 15:07 (seven years ago) link

xpost I guess I'm used to the phrase "on the low end," vs. "at," but I suppose they both work. I was also wondering if "low end" was referring to odds that the stories will break, or maybe that they would break at the very end - "the low end" - of the campaign. But I got it now, thanks.

God knows, we've been hovering at a low point for months.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2016 15:08 (seven years ago) link

I get the impression he is privy to info but not able to release it, perhaps for legal reasons? That's the only excuse to be so fucking coy, because every day there's another Trump embarrassment of such magnitude that I keep thinking, is this it? And then he and that other person are all, no, this is good, but it's not the big one.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link

sorry Rick this campaign has me very tense

erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 14 October 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link

it has been annoying to keep reading all his leading tweets for what seems like weeks now. is there a reason to believe he's not full of shit, aside from the obvious fact that there must be worse shit out there because trump is a repellant being?

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Friday, 14 October 2016 15:12 (seven years ago) link

Obama is speaking to a rally of about 500-600 people at Burke Lakefront Airport in Cleveland, right across from my office. I heard the crowd roar even from the 15th floor of my building as he loudly yelled, "Hey there, Ohio!" into the microphone.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2016 15:13 (seven years ago) link

it has been annoying to keep reading all his leading tweets for what seems like weeks now. is there a reason to believe he's not full of shit, aside from the obvious fact that there must be worse shit out there because trump is a repellant being?

― geometry-stabilized craft (art), Friday, October 14, 2016 11:12 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya seriously, kind of worried this is some empty promises like the wikileaks people have been doing for weeks

marcos, Friday, 14 October 2016 15:15 (seven years ago) link

(for trump supporters)

marcos, Friday, 14 October 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link

Obama is speaking to a rally of about 500-600 people at Burke Lakefront Airport in Cleveland, right across from my office. I heard the crowd roar even from the 15th floor of my building as he loudly yelled, "Hey there, Ohio!" into the microphone.

― GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, October 14, 2016 11:13 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh cool didn't know he was in town! drove by this morning on the way to work

marcos, Friday, 14 October 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link

Sitting on big stories seems fairly pointless now. I mean yeah, wait to inflict maximum damage but when Trump is already Old Yeller on his last legs at this point just do it. Not for his sake, for ours. So we can point and LOL

Neanderthal, Friday, 14 October 2016 15:25 (seven years ago) link

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 1m1 minute ago Manhattan, NY
WHAT THEY ARE SAYING ABOUT THE CLINTON CAMPAIGN’S ANTI-CATHOLIC BIGOTRY:
http://bit.ly/2dcbtvkCrooked

you just know he's been dying to use caps lock for fukkin months

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 14 October 2016 15:25 (seven years ago) link

i feel like he's gonna go full Carrie

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 14 October 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

Xpost well, we ARE all gonna laugh at him

Neanderthal, Friday, 14 October 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

been hearing the "two big stories are about to drop" from a number of sources w/ inside info, not just Rick

the part that's unclear is whether one/both of those are from the Apprentice tapes which may not be released after all

frogbs, Friday, 14 October 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link

i would suspect the delay is more about timing, if there is anything?

nomar, Friday, 14 October 2016 15:35 (seven years ago) link

last debate is on Wednesday so maybe they're saving it for Monday?

frogbs, Friday, 14 October 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link

A town crier is going to come running into the building with the news mid-debate

Neanderthal, Friday, 14 October 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link

Is this the first victim with legal representation?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2016 15:43 (seven years ago) link

Presence of Gloria Allred not at all a good sign for Trump. That means she'll be making the media rounds for days/weeks to come.

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Friday, 14 October 2016 15:48 (seven years ago) link

this is becoming like a fucked up political version of new music friday

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 14 October 2016 15:59 (seven years ago) link

Cmon, it's Noon east coast time; somebody make with today's release of idiocy so we can get on with it

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Friday, 14 October 2016 15:59 (seven years ago) link

At least with new records, you can automatically access, say, the new Jeff Rosenstock album on Spotify before you even get into work

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link

yeah no shit, why can we not leave people alone

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

Ken Bone not running for president

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

I kinda already assumed that he was the chosen form for Reddit when it achieved self-awareness.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

Laura Ingraham self-clowning and getting sonned on Twitter:

Laura Ingraham
‏@IngrahamAngle
N.Minaj met w/Obama…her lyrics? “Real country-ass n*gga, let me play w/ his rifle
P***y put his *ss to sleep…” http://www.metrolyrics.com/anaconda-lyrics-nicki-minaj.html

raandy ‏@randygdub 27m27 minutes ago
@willmenaker @IngrahamAngle the obamas met with TLC and it says here they called men [puts on tiny reading glasses] 'scrubs'

Will 🐋 Menaker ‏@willmenaker 24m24 minutes ago
@randygdub @IngrahamAngle Tim Kaine went on a "hip hop" radio station in NC & said "They call me Kaine bc I cook that caine" where is media?

Alex Yablon ‏@AlexYablon 15m15 minutes ago
@willmenaker @randygdub @IngrahamAngle SHOCKED #Podesta suggested Dr. Octagon's "Girl Let Me Touch You" as millenial female outreach theme

Just Phin ‏@Just_Phintastic 1h1 hour ago
@IngrahamAngle Holy shit. This is like the Watergate tapes, Iran-Contra and Crystal Pepsi all rolled into one!!!

Olivia Nuzzi ‏@Olivianuzzi 10m10 minutes ago
.@IngrahamAngle excuse me by leaving out "now he's calling me NyQuil" you're really selling her short.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link

I would go to a rally if they played dr octagon but im no millennial so ..

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link

Meanwhile Obama back in full IDGAF mode

http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/10/14/obama-protester-go-to-own-rally.cnn

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:36 (seven years ago) link

lol

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 16:42 (seven years ago) link

seems likely that there is enough of this stuff that there won't be a day free from 'new revelations' up until election day

iatee, Friday, 14 October 2016 16:54 (seven years ago) link

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/nyc-audit-finds-donald-trump-donations-911-months/story?id=42801444

The New York City Comptroller’s Office has found no evidence that Donald Trump donated to 9/11 charities in the months after the attacks, the agency said.

Trump had promised weeks after the 2001 attack to donate $10,000 to the Twin Towers Fund as part of a charity effort by “The Howard Stern Show.”

“My office has reviewed the donations made in the nearly 12 months following the attacks – and we didn’t find evidence that he contributed a single cent to the victims, our first responders, and to our city through the Twin Towers Fund,” New York City Comptroller Scott Stringer, a Democrat, said in a statement to ABC News today.

“In the wake of 9/11, New Yorkers came together, healed, and rebuilt. If Donald Trump claimed to donate and didn’t, if he claimed to support New Yorkers in a time of crisis and refused, then that would be just plain wrong.”

It’s possible that the Republican presidential nominee donated after the two audit periods reviewed by Stringer’s office. The Trump campaign did not immediately respond to ABC News’ request for comment.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

some good news about indiana:
http://www.monmouth.edu/polling-institute/reports/MonmouthPoll_IN_101416/

Mordy, Friday, 14 October 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link

Trump stiffing Howard directly seems like a new thing that the show would make something out of

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Friday, 14 October 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

I don't understand how one person can be terrible in so many different ways.

Treeship, Friday, 14 October 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link

practice

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link

Howard doesn't want the aggravation of Trump coming after him, so he's relatively been coy about Trump for the past several months. Trump hasn't dissed Howard yet so there's a bit of a detente on both sides. He's said several times he's voting for Hillary, has given money to her campaign etc, and Trump hasn't been on the show since a phoner in August 2015. Here's a bit from a recent show where they talk about all the recent coverage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C24shdl1Pc

flappy bird, Friday, 14 October 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link

trump literally acts like a spoiled child, i mean i think he's clearly a product of shitty parenting and having everything handed to him. and i think the co-author of his book talked about how he has zero intellectual curiosity and thoughtfulness and a seeming lack of inner life. it's a nice mix!

nomar, Friday, 14 October 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link

My hometown paper:

Let’s make clear what the 2016 presidential election isn’t about:

It is not about choosing between a bad candidate and a worse one. The narrative that Hillary Clinton is the lesser of two evils is patently wrong. Ms. Clinton is a pragmatic, tough-minded woman of accomplishment and political conviction with a demonstrated mastery of policy. She is politically flawed. However, Donald Trump is a damaged human being.

It’s not about an entertaining, shoot-from-the-hip renegade outsider taking on a mainstay of the entrenched political elite. That was Sarah Palin vs. Joe Biden back in 2008. No, Mr. Trump is the elite, one who has managed to talk a good game to fire up frustrated and frightened mostly white Americans with a campaign of hate and xenophobia.

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/editorials/article108145747.html#storylink=cpy

http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/editorials/article108145747.html

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 October 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link

xp and no friends

flappy bird, Friday, 14 October 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link

Get ready, because here it comes: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-supporter-armed-protest-dem

Two Donald Trump supporters openly carrying firearms sat outside the campaign office of a Democratic candidate for Congress in Virginia for nearly 12 hours on Thursday, according to CBS affiliate Newsplex in Charlottesville.

One of the protesters, Daniel Parks, told Newsplex that he held the protest to support Trump.

"I'm just trying to provide a voice for someone who might be closet supporters of Trump. Other people that are a little worried to speak out because of possible persecution," he said.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

I like how that guy's professed justifications for his behavior are complete non-sequiturs

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link

"I'm just trying to provide a voice...

I guess his gun does all his talking for him.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 14 October 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link

xpost you talking about trump, pence, carson, giuliani, or

nomar, Friday, 14 October 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

well I guess it could apply to the whole basket

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

There needs to be more effort put toward dispelling these bloody fantasies Trump is pushing about a revolution against the "globalists." Obama sort of addressed it by making fun of alex jones but I think it needs to go further. Paul Ryan and the GOP establishment need to have their feet held to the fire until they categorically condemn white nationalism, to the point of admitting that Trump's campaign is more "dangerous" to Republican goals than Hillary's. If they're unwilling to do this they should get tarred with this vicious radicalism. The issue right now goes beyond Trump's personal depravity -- which others in the party could always distance themselves from -- it's the ideological basis of his campaign

Treeship, Friday, 14 October 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link

categorically condemn white nationalism

so not gonna happen

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 18:06 (seven years ago) link

if they did, they would lose the only voters they currently have

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 18:06 (seven years ago) link

It's important for people to see both how toxic these ideas are and how the republcian party has enabled their growth over the past five decades

Treeship, Friday, 14 October 2016 18:07 (seven years ago) link

This is the chance to make the GOP answer for the far right

Treeship, Friday, 14 October 2016 18:07 (seven years ago) link

some good news about indiana:
http://www.monmouth.edu/polling-institute/reports/MonmouthPoll_IN_101416/

― Mordy

hahahaha, yeah, just calling John Gregg "Democrat" is about right.

i am actually going to vote for Bayh even though he's a ruthless amoral scumbag, worse than Clinton, for strategic reasons, even as I'm backing away from the concept of "strategic voting". it's important to me that the democrats retake the senate because i have no confidence that republicans will ever confirm any of clinton's supreme court nominees.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Friday, 14 October 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

Tbf, I'm pretty sure those dudes carry guns all the time. Were they supposed to take them off before menacing that political office? That's like admitting defeat before the war's even begun. Maybe if the shooting starts they'll lay down arms and prove some other vague point.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

in a lot of ways this election could be a referendum on the gop party vanguard that tacitly accepts bigotry via non-condemnation but the more likely outcome seems to be that some of the more "moderate " Republicans will simply lose their jobs and the husk of the party will, if anything, further embrace the trumpist ideology (such as it is) xps

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Friday, 14 October 2016 18:12 (seven years ago) link

In what way is Trump really different from the ignorant and incoherent Tea Party bs that started some years back? He's just an amplified extension.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

more blatantly bigoted, larger following, not bankrolled by the kochs

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Friday, 14 October 2016 18:16 (seven years ago) link

really splitting hairs on most of that though

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Friday, 14 October 2016 18:16 (seven years ago) link

he's only different in his insistence on using a megaphone instead of dogwhistles

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 18:17 (seven years ago) link

trump is essentially conservative talk radio in human form

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 14 October 2016 18:21 (seven years ago) link

He says the loud part loud AND the quiet part loud.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

Everything louder than everything else.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

inevitable conclusion of the loudness wars. i blame oasis.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Friday, 14 October 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

hey all right we can all move on

https://twitter.com/CharlieCookDC/status/786744777173786624

Take a close look at the new Fox News poll released tonight. This race is OVER.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/interactive/2016/10/13/fox-news-poll-october-13-2016/

goole, Friday, 14 October 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

yeah but have you heard the death magnetic guitar hero multitracks???

flappy bird, Friday, 14 October 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

Yeah but have you seen the illustration from Matt Taibbi's latest???

http://img.wennermedia.com/760-width/trump-failure-with-election-tiabbi-9c70ec25-6cc4-4eb8-bc9e-d6e85c0260b7.jpg

ArchCarrier, Friday, 14 October 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link

hoodlum

flappy bird, Friday, 14 October 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

Wonder if those Twitter teases Rick Wilson and Liz Mair are just drumming up support for their chosen Trump alternatives ...

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link

Trump just now "Carlos Slim as you know comes from Mexico”

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 14 October 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link

can we please get weekly Friday dumps for the couple weeks
that'd be sweet
thanks rick

flappy bird, Friday, 14 October 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

Going back a bit I believe there will be a de facto truce in the GOP civil war, at least for a while.

Trumpians and Ryanoids may despise each other, but they both hate the government and they both hate Hillary. They'll have to unite (or at least stay out of one another's way) in order fight her, and to continue obstructing legislation. "Republican" is still the best way to say "Not-Democrat."

After a flurry of post-election blame-trading, I think there may be a détente that lasts maybe 12-18 months. Say, from about December to the runup for the next round of midterms. GOP infighting will tick up again as quisling cuck incumbents face angry hard-right primary challenges. Meanwhile, other Trompist insurgents will be trying to coalesce around a new third party. They will fail, because they are stupid and they suck. The result will be a half dozen "People's Front of Judea" / "Judean People's Front" situations.

The DCCC had better work to have a very solid bench of sober, grownup Democrats in place to take advantage of the disarray on the right. This time around there have not been enough credible challengers for downballot races in "safe" Republican districts. By the midterms there I hope there is no such thing as a safe Republican district.

go get your winebox (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 14 October 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

2006 was the last D wave midterm, what drove that? Other than Howard Dean.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 14 October 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link

Mark Foley iirc

flappy bird, Friday, 14 October 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link

besides Bush hatred obv

flappy bird, Friday, 14 October 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link

america is a rich tapestry

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/786733379567820800

goole, Friday, 14 October 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

#celebrities

http://i.imgur.com/NNhe9Hk.jpg

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

yung nazis pioneering a shocking tactic

https://twitter.com/jazzhandmcfeels/status/786995238950666240

goole, Friday, 14 October 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/787004831525253120

Trump on Obama: "Why doesn't some woman say what they say about me about him?"

goole, Friday, 14 October 2016 19:12 (seven years ago) link

For one thing, it should be possible for a reporter to determine whether that woman was ever in the same room as Obama.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 14 October 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link

These morons genuinely do understand how anything works.

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/786952997418962944

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoPXBhWcAQ4

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 14 October 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

The comment thread there is so telling. "That's not PRO journalism to ask for comment" [Yes, it is] "My friends who are journalists don't do that." [Oh, really, do they work for Prison Planet or some other bastion of journalism?]

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 14 October 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

Feel sick contemplating the possibility of the Trump campaign fabricating accusations against Obama. On the other hand, I don't think he aould telegraph this strategy if this was his plan.

Treeship, Friday, 14 October 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, that was the most hilarious one. "You publish first THEN ask for comment!" I believe that's Chapter 1 of "How to Lose All Your Libel Cases."

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link

xpost Yeah, but what does she have beyond a bunch of very specific details?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2016 19:24 (seven years ago) link

2006 was the last D wave midterm, what drove that? Other than Howard Dean.

― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby

so long as the Dems don't repeat Rahm Emmanuel's Blue Dog strategy we're OK

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 October 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link

I'd mean I'd rather the GOP keep the House than deal with wishy-washy Dems in 2017.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 October 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link

Trump's repeated defenses have been variations of "Believe me, she would not be my first choice."

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link

"If I'm gonna grab some lady's snatch she's gonna be an 8.5 or higher. Believe me."

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

"You want a president who shows sound judgement in the women he harasses, assaults and abuses."

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2016 19:37 (seven years ago) link

did we miss this one

http://www.msnbc.com/thomas-roberts/watch/apprentice-contestant-comes-forward-786195011669

frogbs, Friday, 14 October 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

who can keep track of all of them

Mordy, Friday, 14 October 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link

thread moves fast . that's her up there in the youtube clip

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 14 October 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link

damn this election is a fucking disgrace

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Friday, 14 October 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link

Reid J. Epstein
‏@reidepstein

Trump crowd in NC now yelling "lock her up" in reference to the women accusing him of touching them without consent.

(A bunch of anti-Semitic replies to this tweet, btw.)

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link

of course

nomar, Friday, 14 October 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link

yeah I can't listen to this woman anymore, this is so gross

frogbs, Friday, 14 October 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

Like this is literally happening in real time.

Roger Simon
‏@politicoroger

Trump:"I am standing at the podium and she (Hillary) walks in front of me. And believe me when she walks in front of me I wasn’t impressed."

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link

is he saying he was checking out dat ass ??? wtf?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 14 October 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link

What does that mean?

Treeship, Friday, 14 October 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuwK10jWcAApy0M.jpg:large

so how long until some woman comes forward with a claim against obama? this is clearly what he's fishing for here, right

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 14 October 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link

although lol @ Trump telling her to default on her mortgage because it's a "mini-version of what he does"

frogbs, Friday, 14 October 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link

These morons genuinely do understand how anything works.

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/786952997418962944

― GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2016 19:18 (twenty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Pardon?

Mark G, Friday, 14 October 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link

lol at trump saying telly-telly

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 14 October 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link

that woman's story is so awful

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 14 October 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link

really sad part to me is that she goes to friends and family about it and they pretty much tell her to continue contacting him.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 14 October 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link

I've been too busy to check in through the day, should I even guess how many more victims have emerged since 8 am

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 14 October 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

xxp yeah!

how bankrupt can you be as a person. (trump.)

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 14 October 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

i think there were two more today, but maybe 3.

akm, Friday, 14 October 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link

#StrongerTogether taking on whole new meanings

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link

what's mystifying to me is what people see in trump on tv. but then i've never watched him.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link

now Mark G has me confused

El Tomboto, Friday, 14 October 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

Do? Or do not?

That is the question...

Mark G, Friday, 14 October 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link

http://www.okayplayer.com/news/a-donald-trump-party-was-too-wild-for-even-2-live-crews-uncle-luke.html

“Isn’t this the party that came after me,” Luke begins in a video posted on Instagram. “The right wing conservative Republican party that said, ‘We don’t wanna hear no, ‘I want some…’ We don’t wanna hear no, ‘Face down…’ We don’t wanna hear no, ‘Pop that…’ I spent millions and millions of dollars dealing with this Republican party, and now your nominee is out there talking about ‘Grab her by the coochie’? Are you serious? I want all my money back.”

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

Phil that's the second time today I've seen an angry black pro-Trump supporter. what gives.

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

Man, I wish I knew.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link

xxp lol amazing Luke quote

sleeve, Friday, 14 October 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

so funny to me that Luke ended up weighing in on this because during the last debate I was specifically arguing about the differences between what Trump's done and what 2 Live Crew did w a friend

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 20:25 (seven years ago) link

er that should probably read "arguing w a friend about..."

2 Live Crew didn't do anything to my friend!

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 20:25 (seven years ago) link

so how long until some woman comes forward with a claim against obama? this is clearly what he's fishing for here, right

what about that guy in 2008 who said he had gay sex with Obama while they smoked crack, what if they bring that dude back

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

xp oh DIDN'T THEY?!

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuwUDpiUkAAEmnk.jpg

Ken Bone got famous be being 'undecided' even after knowing one candidate bragged about sexual assault. We always knew he isn't a perfect person. But he really seems like a mensch, flawed and all, someone trying to actually get better, learning more, being honest, having a better life. And earning a bit on his viral fame, true.

Frederik B, Friday, 14 October 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

what about that guy in 2008 who said he had gay sex with Obama while they smoked crack, what if they bring that dude back

― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Friday, October 14, 2016

right here, sailor -- where's my $$

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link

lol

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

Don't want to say these guys are probably Trumpkins, but if the shoe fits . . . (CBS getting clowned for calling them "militia" and not "terrorists.")

CBS Evening NewsVerified account
‏@CBSEveningNews
JUST IN: Officials confirm the arrest of three militia planning to attack housing complex & mosque in Garden City, Kansas.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

correct me if i'm wrong but wasn't Bone on Reddit defending Zimmerman murdering Trayvon Martin? because fuck him in his stupid fucking face forever if so

serge thoroughgoods (will), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link

not that i've seen

Nhex, Friday, 14 October 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

ken bone was a trump plant, the red sweater was a bat signal to trumpies

nomar, Friday, 14 October 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

xxp dude click Fred's link

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

when stuff like this happens i do have to wonder what kind of stupid shit i've said that would suddenly become national headlines if i became inexplicably famous. probably something from ilx, to be honest, as this is about the only public message board i've posted to in a while.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:41 (seven years ago) link

fair enough. did not click the link. i'm an asshole. carry on Ken Bone.

serge thoroughgoods (will), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:41 (seven years ago) link

yeah, ken bone didn't use a burner for his AMA so everyone could read his old reddit posts. one of them claimed that the shooting of trayvon was "legally justified" but that zimmerman was a "shitbird." in another post he seemed to claim that it was jennifer lawrence's fault for getting her phone hacked and that he enjoyed looking at her hacked photos. not as bad as trump, but he still seems like a pretty gross dude, not to mention #basic

Treeship, Friday, 14 October 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link

this election is turning me into a monster

serge thoroughgoods (will), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:43 (seven years ago) link

actually, take it back. i read fred's link and i forgive ken bone now that he says he takes "full accountability" for his actions and apologized to jennifer lawrence.

Treeship, Friday, 14 October 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link

not that it was my place to pass judgment on anyone in the first place i guess. idk.

fuck this election

Treeship, Friday, 14 October 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link

so where is the big dump? wasnt it supposed to happen today

marcos, Friday, 14 October 2016 20:45 (seven years ago) link

this election is turning me into a monster

― serge thoroughgoods (will)

we've all always been monsters, this election is just making some of us realize the full extent of our monstrosity. and no, this isn't any of that "false equivalency" bullshit. yes, in some respects i'm a pretty horrible person but that doesn't mean i can't pass judgment.

i like ken bone because i feel like i can honestly forgive him. i haven't felt that way about people in a while.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link

and really no need to blame the election for my assholishness. apologies Mr Bone wherever you are

serge thoroughgoods (will), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link

the rise and fall of ken bone is so roman. if only gibbon was around

flappy bird, Friday, 14 October 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

there are no winners in this election it's so fucking trash

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link

"It was clear that my opponent, Donald Trump, was going to try to, you know, dominate the space almost to the exclusion of the people who were sitting there," Clinton said of the town-hall debate setting.

"I mean, they were sitting there so that we could talk to them and that they could ask questions, we would then answer, and because of the revelation of the public video and everything that came out on 'Access Hollywood,' you know, he was really all wrought up and you could just sense how much anger he had," she said.

Clinton continued: "And so he was really just trying to dominate and then literally stalk me around the stage, and I would just feel this presence behind me, and I thought, 'Whoa, this is really weird.' I was just trying to stay focused, trying to keep my composure, trying to interact with the moderators ... and deal with the string of accusations that he was putting forth."

Clinton said she found it difficult to debate Trump, whom DeGeneres compared to a "teenager."

"It's frustrating," Clinton said. "I feel such a sense of obligation to people that, you know, I work at trying to make sure what I'm saying is appropriate, is accurate, conveying that to people. Everybody makes mistakes, don't get me wrong, I obviously have made more than my share, but to run against somebody and debate somebody who is consistently just spewing forth falsehoods, and when you catch him, when you say, 'No, wait a minute, you said this, you actually were on the record about this,' 'No I wasn't. No I wasn't.'"

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

there are no winners in this election it's so fucking trash

I think Clinton did a pretty good job of responding to the Sanders insurrection by acknowledging some of its issues and concerns in the platform, and she hasn't been the one dragging down this election to a frolic in the cesspool. She's mostly been a spectator since mid-September.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

*swish*

xp

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

so where is the big dump? wasnt it supposed to happen today

― marcos, Friday, October 14, 2016 4:45 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bro the dump is all around u

the garbage is coming from inside the dump

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 14 October 2016 21:02 (seven years ago) link

what's crazy about trump going so hard after the clintons is that they "didn't know" about the tape and they "didn't release" the tape, this was perhaps all done w/o their knowledge (maybe it really was? it's possible!), which is why i think trump's attacks are not working especially well, it feels less like tit-for-tat and more like transparent distraction tactics, and his unshackled fury looks misplaced.

nomar, Friday, 14 October 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

i like ken bone because i feel like i can honestly forgive him. i haven't felt that way about people in a while.

― fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), 14. oktober 2016 22:47 (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is a really good description. He seems like the kinda mensch who strives to be as good as he can be, fails, apologizes and tries again. Instead of doubling down. That's admirable.

Frederik B, Friday, 14 October 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link

Phenomenally disappointed nobody has done a shop of Jeff Smith's Ken Bone

El Tomboto, Friday, 14 October 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link

Bone is definitely a better person than I am in that regard, though I'm obviously more knowledgable when it comes to American politics.

Frederik B, Friday, 14 October 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link

:|

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 14 October 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

you're really on a roll today Frederik

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

what's crazy about trump going so hard after the clintons is that they "didn't know" about the tape and they "didn't release" the tape, this was perhaps all done w/o their knowledge (maybe it really was? it's possible!), which is why i think trump's attacks are not working especially well, it feels less like tit-for-tat and more like transparent distraction tactics, and his unshackled fury looks misplaced.

― nomar, Friday, October 14, 2016 4:03 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's also probably relevant how easily believable the accusations are, and what a terrible job he's done at trying to combat the hit to his image. i'm not sure if getting out in front of this and denouncing the tape strenuously, apologizing publically, and owning the shame would have been a better play (the mere presence of a sincere-sounding trump apology might have been beneficial for shock value alone) but it couldn't have been a worse one than the one he chose

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Friday, 14 October 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link

like trump is basically asking all men to agree that they do the same disgusting shit, and asking all women to agree that this disgusting shit isn't such a big deal, and most of both groups are unwilling to accept these terms

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Friday, 14 October 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

i'm not sure if getting out in front of this and denouncing the tape strenuously, apologizing publically, and owning the shame would have been a better play

his only possible move was a come-to-Jesus/cryin' Jimmy Swaggart moment and tbh he's not that good an actor, he just didn't have it in him.

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

you're really on a roll today Frederik

― Οὖτις, 14. oktober 2016 23:09 (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fp'ed!!!!!!!

Am I doing it right?

Frederik B, Friday, 14 October 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link

xp yeah he could barely hack a pre-recorded video "apology" that took who knows how many takes

sleeve, Friday, 14 October 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link

CAH's Nuisance Committee is deliberately targeting Overwatch players in Florida with anti-Trump game-specific adverts:

http://www.avclub.com/article/donald-trump-every-asshole-youve-ever-played-games-244241

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Friday, 14 October 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link

trump had no other play. he could have apologized, owned his disgrace, and tried to be a better person in his waning years but that would not help him further his ambitions. to continue to have any role in politics, he needed to lash out angrily the way he has.

dude has spent 70 years on this planet taking advantage of anyone he could, in whatever way he could. he's led a disgraceful life and it's finally caught up to him.

Treeship, Friday, 14 October 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link

the flip to the apology script i guess is that all these women who were still abused by trump may have still come forward and then he has to actively engage with his demons which is literally not possible for him to do, so i think the wheels were off before the car got started anyway

xps

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Friday, 14 October 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link

Trump's rise + fall definitely has a uniquely American epic feel to it, looking forward to his final humiliation for the denouement

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 21:18 (seven years ago) link

lol at the DailyKOS-ness of this DailyKOS article that basically sucks its own winky:

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/10/14/1582404/-Housekeeping-note-transitioning-to-our-own-poll-aggregating-model-Clinton-still-crushing-it

Neanderthal, Friday, 14 October 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link

i hope he doesn't die in the next few years bc you know the conspiracy theories will be endless and intolerable

nomar, Friday, 14 October 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuwFc6HWYAAacq-.jpg:large

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link

Was this the threatened Trump/Pence "proof"?

http://nypost.com/2016/10/14/trump-camp-puts-forward-witness-to-refute-sex-assault-claim/

Gilberthorpe made headlines in 2014, when he went public with a claim that as a 17-year-old he procured boys (some who “could have been” underage”) for sex parties with high-ranking British politicians.

Gilberthorpe has no evidence to back up his claim — just his self-described excellent memory.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link

it's also probably relevant how easily believable the accusations are, and what a terrible job he's done at trying to combat the hit to his image. i'm not sure if getting out in front of this and denouncing the tape strenuously, apologizing publically, and owning the shame would have been a better play (the mere presence of a sincere-sounding trump apology might have been beneficial for shock value alone) but it couldn't have been a worse one than the one he chose

is there ANY way to combat what's come out though? you sincerely apologize and make it clear that you never do what you said you did on the tape, then what do you do once the accusers start coming out? you can't just admit "yeah I sexually assault women, but I'm sorry", your campaign would be even deader than it is now. at this point "the Jews and the Mexicans are conspiring against me" is probably his best play in all honesty

frogbs, Friday, 14 October 2016 21:35 (seven years ago) link

yeah I'm not sure what he can apologize for; maybe his mom can for having him?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 October 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link

I was thinking earlier about Kushner's involvement in all this and how he is simultaneously embodying the classical Jewish stereotype (amoral accumulation of wealth through nefarious means) while also working with someone who actively exploits and foments hatred of Jews based on that stereotype. It is so fucking bizarre, what kind of mental contortions does that guy go through. Must have been a grim Yom Kippur this year...

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 21:42 (seven years ago) link

there is no great way to combat what's coming out

but trying to make bill clinton an issue was a terrible, terrible plan because it just keeps people on the subject of scummy guys - a group that hillary clinton does not belong to

iatee, Friday, 14 October 2016 21:44 (seven years ago) link

but she stuck by a scummy guy! Just like the GOP should stick by THEIR scummy... waitaminit

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/KellyannePolls/status/787045742900875265

looool

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 October 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, and it's hard to argue with people dredging up old bad things when you're actively dredging up old bad things. But then again, he is a giant child, and there is a certain irrational logic at work. I can imagine him saying that pursuing Clinton dirt is OK because it is important and relevant but pursuing his own past is not OK, because it is not relevant, and besides, he would never do those things. And if he did, everyone was doing it. But not him.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link

The part that Clinton detractors want to forget and omit in public discussion is that the Bubba-Lewinsky tryst was consensual, and, as the evidence shoes, she did most of the pursuing.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 October 2016 21:49 (seven years ago) link

it was a dress not shoes iirc

Har-@-Iago (wins), Friday, 14 October 2016 21:50 (seven years ago) link

yeah I'm not sure what he can apologize for

There's a certain horror to the fact that Trump's open racism and misogyny, his advocacy of torture, his insults to the Khans, his nonsensical 'build the wall' position, his barely concealed hypocrisy about religion, his open ignorance about the nuclear triad, his bragging about knowing more than the generals, his endless insults to muslims, his shameless shilling for his own businesses, and much more in a similar vein was not enough to cause his downfall or disqualify him in the eyes of many voters. There is an even deeper horror in the realization that he's still likely to get more than 40% of the votes cast in November, even after all this.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 14 October 2016 21:51 (seven years ago) link

lol wins

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 21:52 (seven years ago) link

spinach dip

He shoed me!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 October 2016 21:55 (seven years ago) link

its not like trump didnt fucking say the stuff in the video, they're just arguing about the timing. stupid shit.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 14 October 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link

xxxxp yeah and I believe this is what Obama was trying to call out yesterday - anyone who unendorsed over this looks worse than the ones who didn't, because if you do then you're implicitly suggesting that you were okay with all the other stuff.

frogbs, Friday, 14 October 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link

I draw the line at explicit proof!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link

it's also probably relevant how easily believable the accusations are

Especially since it's EXACTLY what he said he liked to do! The logic is very strained:

1. I was lying when I said I grope women.

2. I'm sorry and that's not who I am.

3. I was telling the truth when I said I don't grope women.

4. But actually all guys talk like that and it's not a big deal.

5. And the women who say I groped them are lying by saying that I did exactly what I said I liked to do (because I was lying when I said that).

He should sue himself for defamation.

I think that the bringing up of Bill is a different chain of badly-formed thoughts. It's not about winning, or changing anyone's mind, I suspect. In his mind he's simply "fighting mud with mud." With that, I think it's just the pure id of the cornered animal. He wants to make sure that even though Hillary is going to win, she should win having been damaged, tainted, dragged down into the mud with him.

The "Hillary is an enabler who attacked Bill's victims" stuff is just excessively-abstract intellectual window dressing that Newt and the Breitbarters insist on.

Finally, all this makes the mouthbreathing base very happy. Finally! Someone who's fighting the left and isn't afraid to fight dirty!

go get your winebox (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 14 October 2016 22:23 (seven years ago) link

I really hope there's a journalist enterprising enough to see if the passenger manifest for that flight still exists.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2016 22:26 (seven years ago) link

He wants to make sure that even though Hillary is going to win, she should win having been damaged, tainted, dragged down into the mud with him.

But even that's failing, because when he brought all the Bill stuff up at the debate, she didn't even acknowledge it. And she hasn't said a word about it since. So the whole story is "look what a dick Trump is for bringing this shit up - how desperate he must be."

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 14 October 2016 22:26 (seven years ago) link

I do kinda wonder why he cancelled that thing with Hannity + Bill's accusers cuz I have a hard time attributing it to sound judgment on Trump's part

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 22:28 (seven years ago) link

fell through when the people Hannity actually thought were Bill's accusers turned out to be two frayed bits of string sitting on his desk chair

Neanderthal, Friday, 14 October 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link

no one is going to believe this british dude, why would he remember two people across the aisle from him doing nothing 35 years ago? trump wasn't famous then, was he?

nomar, Friday, 14 October 2016 22:34 (seven years ago) link

He can remember it because he has a very very good memory. Duh.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2016 22:38 (seven years ago) link

Cilizza also floating this "what will Trump do after the election: be a force in the GOP or start a media empire" nonsense today. Why do people write this crap. There is nothing in Trump's past that would indicate he has any interest in actually organizing a splinter/3rd party (he isn't even interested in the GOP!) much less doing all the hard work and investing necessary to get some new media venture to compete with Fox off the ground

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 22:41 (seven years ago) link

Okay, someone talk me off a ledge here. Is this how every single election is going to be now from here on out? The same people supporting Trump will have another person to support the next time around, someone just as horrible who nevertheless yells a little less. Like Cruz or Pence. I'm not sure I can take it.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2016 22:43 (seven years ago) link

"He's a very weird man. Someone needs to tell this guy that actually, he's a Two." ¡HOLA MADRE!

jane burkini (suzy), Friday, 14 October 2016 22:43 (seven years ago) link

My secret fantasy is that on nov 9 he decamps to Moscow, grima wormtongue style

Xpost

I just don't see him being able to maintain this high profile after the election - there will be lots of obituaries, but I don't see him having the energy and resources and interest-level necessary to sustain it. He'll be a sore loser and go sulking off somewhere, occasionally lobbing incoherent insult-bombs from friendly media outlets.

Okay, someone talk me off a ledge here. Is this how every single election is going to be now from here on out

Trump is a fairly unique figure and I don't see a lot of other people in the GOP field either willing or able to campaign as he has.

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 22:46 (seven years ago) link

like yeah it may be Cruz or Pence who are indeed horrible but no way would they run a campaign this way

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 22:46 (seven years ago) link

i think his candidacy has had the deleterious side effect of making Fox News and NRO seem reasonable

nomar, Friday, 14 October 2016 22:47 (seven years ago) link

like yeah it may be Cruz or Pence who are indeed horrible but no way would they run a campaign this way

So you're saying they could be horrible ... and win. I said talk me off the ledge, not make me jump!

Jerk.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2016 22:49 (seven years ago) link

EXTREME VETTING

https://twitter.com/JessicaValenti/status/787050002552061956

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2016 22:49 (seven years ago) link

Dude is the mutant/Mule from the Foundation series that deliberately fucks with the regular order of things and mass violence results

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Friday, 14 October 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

Cruz will never win a national election.

Pence is just beady-eyed and beetle-browed to maybe do it but idk he is so fucking stupid, I think he could be defeated in a more issues-based campaign

xxp

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

If stupid was grounds for disqualification ...

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2016 22:51 (seven years ago) link

Is this how every single election is going to be now from here on out? The same people supporting Trump will have another person to support the next time around

Naw, one of two things will happen:

1. Trump voters will be outnumbered to the point of irrelevance because Shillary is going to give voting rights to millions of illegals and refugees.

2. There may not even BE a next election. Trump voters will all be in their bunkers in Montana with three years' worth of canned food and ammo, waiting for the libs and brown people to succumb to the ravages of the Burning Times. Then the Patriots will emerge, and build a new civilization (based on FREEDOM) on the rubble of the old one.

go get your winebox (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 14 October 2016 22:51 (seven years ago) link

There will definitely be another white supremacist candidate in 2020, but no way the GOP will allow that one to win the nom as easily as Trump did this one. There will be oppo, there will be smears. Ryan and Cruz will now how dangerous it is.

Frederik B, Friday, 14 October 2016 22:52 (seven years ago) link

Is this how every single election is going to be now from here on out?

It partly depends on how badly Trump wets the bed on election day. The worse he is humiliated, the less likely his successor will attempt to sound or act like him. The GOP will retreat back to the 'safe' ground of dog whistles for the racists, groveling before the religious right and bootlicking the wealthy.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 14 October 2016 22:52 (seven years ago) link

if he ran in 2020 Pence would have to answer for so much that he's saying in this campaign.

nomar, Friday, 14 October 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link

the dems can run for awhile on the own words of the republicans who gambled on trump this year

nomar, Friday, 14 October 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link

the own words? anyway

nomar, Friday, 14 October 2016 22:54 (seven years ago) link

That's what they said in 2008, when the GOP was soul-searching for five minutes.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2016 22:54 (seven years ago) link

The 'center-right' of the GOP (which is still fairly extreme) hoped that Trump was an aberration, or that he could be controlled. If there's another one in four years, they'll fight nail and tooth. And everyone will be so damaged that Hillary easily wins re-election.

Frederik B, Friday, 14 October 2016 22:54 (seven years ago) link

Dana Perino: "After 20 years of defending these guys” — she sliced the air with her hand — “done.”

Oh, OK, 20 years. 20 years! 20 years!!!!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2016 22:57 (seven years ago) link

Okay, someone talk me off a ledge here. Is this how every single election is going to be now from here on out? The same people supporting Trump will have another person to support the next time around, someone just as horrible who nevertheless yells a little less. Like Cruz or Pence. I'm not sure I can take it.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, October 14, 2016 5:43 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think it may help to remember that these people have been voting in every election

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Friday, 14 October 2016 22:57 (seven years ago) link

This is why I want the oppo to keep coming. Not as punishment but as deterrent.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 October 2016 22:58 (seven years ago) link

let's bear in mind that four years from now no one in America will pay any price whatsoever for having supported or abetted Trump.

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 22:58 (seven years ago) link

if he ran in 2020 Pence would have to answer for so much that he's saying in this campaign.

Ha ha, you give journalists so much undeserved credit. There probably won't even be newspapers anymore by 2020.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 14 October 2016 22:58 (seven years ago) link

Trump, reportedly in 1999: "People want me to [run for president] all the time … I don’t like it. Can you imagine how controversial I’d be? You think about [Bill Clinton] and the women. How about me with the women? Can you imagine?"

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2016 22:59 (seven years ago) link

especially within the GOP, where p much everyone is guilty to varying degrees. They will all act like it never happened, and all the losers who voted for Trump will feel the exact same way.

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/787059051637137408

― GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, October 14, 2016 11:55 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

last paragraph on this = very "blood runs cold"

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 14 October 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link

i think they may pay a price, even if it's a small one. which might be enough to swing a few races.

nomar, Friday, 14 October 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link

i found that photographer's brother's facebook, check out some photos he posted:

https://www.facebook.com/daryl.davidoff?fref=ts

nomar, Friday, 14 October 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link

the American electorate is totally amnesiac. Did the GOP pay a price for the deeply unpopular move of shutting down the gov't/nearly defaulting on the nat'l debt in 2013? No they did not - in fact they were rewarded with congressional majorities in both houses less than a year later. GOP will bury Trump like he never happened and move on to trying to sell the same old shit, same as before.

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

as a different british dude i would say trump was NOT well known in the uk in 1980-81: trump tower was only half built (it broke ground in 79, opened for business in 83) and i certainly didn't hear about him to register till i was reading the voice and spy in the late 80s... someone travelling to new york now and then probably could have come across his photo, but he definitely wasn't a regular name in the uk papers

the westminster sex parties story is still unfolding tbh -- some of it may be true (it's really murky stuff), whether or not gilberthorpe is a fantasist or paid fibber or whatever he is...

(many many x-posts as i was watching luke cage while writing)

mark s, Friday, 14 October 2016 23:06 (seven years ago) link

GOP will win the midterm elections again in 2018. The crazies are just more fired up. But the problem is the GOP can't both stoke that craziness in midterms, and then ignore it in presidential elections. If they want to win the White House, at some point they'll have to deal with their most crazy voters. Not for the sake of the nation - they don't give a shit about the nation - but for their own careers.

Frederik B, Friday, 14 October 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link

private eye is down at the moment -- too many visitors? -- but there's a old PE story going round twitter abt gilberthorpe as fantastist (announcement in the papers of his marriage to a woman who didn't exist): annoyingly i can't re-find it, i thought charles aaron had retweeted it but apparently not

mark s, Friday, 14 October 2016 23:37 (seven years ago) link

thx ailsa, my fu is garbage at the moment

mark s, Friday, 14 October 2016 23:42 (seven years ago) link

He's quite the piece of work

ailsa, Friday, 14 October 2016 23:43 (seven years ago) link

frederik b otm, sadly. the odds of dems taking the house this time are really low. And while I'm sure there'll be some hilarious drama around the speaker selection, by mid-2017 the house will consist of committee after committee investigating the email server and sundry other Clinton "scandals"

intheblanks, Friday, 14 October 2016 23:46 (seven years ago) link

you don't think they'll go directly to impeachment? there will be a _lot_ of pressure on them to impeach.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Friday, 14 October 2016 23:55 (seven years ago) link

I think they may be done with Benghazi by now. Only eight different committee investigations on that one.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 14 October 2016 23:56 (seven years ago) link

W out a special prosecutor or justice dept support or any scared Dems that'll never happen. They'll probably still try tho.

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 23:57 (seven years ago) link

xp There will lots of pressure to impeach, but they'll need some kind of plausible hook to hang it on that won't enrage 70% of the population for their trying to overturn a legitimate presidential election.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 14 October 2016 23:58 (seven years ago) link

for whatever reason it feels like they took the L on benghazi after clinton's congressional testimony. obviously the fever swamp still brings it up, but it's been dwarfed by "emails" and "the foundation" throughout the campaign season

intheblanks, Saturday, 15 October 2016 00:01 (seven years ago) link

i wouldn't be shocked if they eventually impeached clinton, but even with their bloodthirsty base they'll probably still have to work up to it

intheblanks, Saturday, 15 October 2016 00:02 (seven years ago) link

also i feel like it's going to be leadership follies in the house gop for at least the first few months

intheblanks, Saturday, 15 October 2016 00:03 (seven years ago) link

German tabloids join in:

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuwR9F7W8AEAujm.jpg

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Saturday, 15 October 2016 00:05 (seven years ago) link

oh yeah

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 15 October 2016 00:13 (seven years ago) link

xp There will lots of pressure to impeach, but they'll need some kind of plausible hook to hang it on that won't enrage 70% of the population for their trying to overturn a legitimate presidential election.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless)

oh, most americans already think she's a criminal. impeach her for the email server thing. they'll drag it out for as long as possible, fail, and clean up in 2018. won't do shit for them in the long term, but they don't have any concept of or interest in long-term survival at this point.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Saturday, 15 October 2016 00:16 (seven years ago) link

But there are 'center-right' politicians who do have long-term interests. As do many dark money givers, who wants lower taxes and less regulation and free trade, not deadlock and impeachment trials. There are powerful forces who wants something else.

Frederik B, Saturday, 15 October 2016 00:23 (seven years ago) link

xp not that the GOP is necessarily thinking strategically, but the earlier impeachment famously lost them seats in '98. Even if everyone hates HRC, it seems unlikely to me that immediate impeachment would lead the GOP to clean up in 2018.

intheblanks, Saturday, 15 October 2016 00:23 (seven years ago) link

Idg this weird niche of prominent Indo-American Republicans.

https://twitter.com/ArifCRafiq/status/786257727995645952

Republican Hindu Coalition ldr on his support for Trump: “There is an elephant — or, I should correct myself — there is a camel in the room”

I know Jindal, D'Souza and Haley are Christian but a lot of NRIs find common cause in small government, an emphasis on personal / family responsibility and hating Muslims.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Saturday, 15 October 2016 00:24 (seven years ago) link

xp not that the GOP is necessarily thinking strategically, but the earlier impeachment famously lost them seats in '98. Even if everyone hates HRC, it seems unlikely to me that immediate impeachment would lead the GOP to clean up in 2018.

― intheblanks

yeah and going to war in iraq didn't do much to help ghwb win re-election, and yet...

seriously, where are the leaders in the gop? where is the common sense? there is none, _particularly_ not in the house.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Saturday, 15 October 2016 00:25 (seven years ago) link

Huh. Enjoying the image results for https://www.google.com/search?q=schlammschlacht

El Tomboto, Saturday, 15 October 2016 00:26 (seven years ago) link

xp i don't know if i follow your point about bush I. I don't necessarily disagree that the house will eventually impeach clinton on some ridiculous charge, i just don't think they're going to do it immediately, specifically because of their lack of leadership, in addition to it not being in the interests of the tea party/freedom caucus donor base (Koch network, etc)

intheblanks, Saturday, 15 October 2016 00:32 (seven years ago) link

in addition to the likelihood of having a democratic senate, something the mid-90s house didn't have to contend with

intheblanks, Saturday, 15 October 2016 00:35 (seven years ago) link

where is the common sense?

i think there are a handful that can look & play the part (eg Ryan), prob just biding their time. rosiest case i can see for the party is that instead of getting perma-tarred w/ Trump, the "reasonable" dudes who clucked their tongues while offering a mealy-mouthed endorsement will eventually get rehabbed the MSM (gotta have that horse race!). they'll try to look adult while exploiting the dissatisfaction/ outright disdain of voters who voted HRC out of fear of Trump.

this, of course, does not consider demographic changes afoot, nor the GOP's seeming unwillingness to piss off the white nationalists who've infiltrated their base

serge thoroughgoods (will), Saturday, 15 October 2016 01:12 (seven years ago) link

the GOP's seeming unwillingness to piss off the white nationalists who've infiltrated always been their base

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 15 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

can't really argue with that

but i guess they used to do a better job of keepin em in the basket

serge thoroughgoods (will), Saturday, 15 October 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

or during my lifetime, anyway

serge thoroughgoods (will), Saturday, 15 October 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

most americans already think she's a criminal. impeach her for the email server thing.

I doubt that the majority thinks she's a criminal, even if the number who think it is substantial. otoh, the email server thing has been thoroughly aired before the election, so when she wins there will be an indisputable majority who voted for her and want her to be president, regardless of the email server. Ignoring their wishes would be perilous. Voters get very pissed off when their expressed wishes during an election are treated with contempt.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 15 October 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

i feel like there is actually a ton of good will toward her right now. she's running her campaign in a very responsible way -- never taking trump's bait, letting that campaign destroy itself

Treeship, Saturday, 15 October 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link

the American electorate is totally amnesiac. Did the GOP pay a price for the deeply unpopular move of shutting down the gov't/nearly defaulting on the nat'l debt in 2013? No they did not - in fact they were rewarded with congressional majorities in both houses less than a year later. GOP will bury Trump like he never happened and move on to trying to sell the same old shit, same as before.

xp

― Οὖτις

A large part of the problem is the media STILL wanting to play "both sides do it," despite even NBC Nightly News reporters writing ledes that go (I paraphrase): "Donald Trump, after lying about never sexually assaulting women repeated the charge today." But the Beltway press has only turned on Trump because it feels like it's been treated like chumps.

And, yes, I don't see the fever breaking in 2018 or 2020. Did the fever break when Goldwater lost in 1964? No. Nixon, canny politician that he was, came off like the Elder Statesman but one who cut deals with Strom Thurmond to get the same racists who opposed the Civil Rights Act in 1964 and who would vote for George Wallace in 1972.

The only way the Democrats ever destroyed the GOP for a generation was when FDR and Truman hung the Depression and Herbert Hoover around the neck of every Republican who ran for office b/w 1932 and 1052, and even Ike was smart enough not to dismantle the New Deal. Instead, we've got a Dem nominee/likely president who will likely sit down with Paul Ryan.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 15 October 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link

To repeat, Hillary has to make the GOP pay for its perfidy like FDR did in 1932 and 1936. I see no signs she's willing to do it.

HOWEVER, Barack Obama, who doesn't give a fuck anymore, is.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 15 October 2016 02:25 (seven years ago) link

If Ryan does that he'll lose the Speakership

Οὖτις, Saturday, 15 October 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link

Xp

Οὖτις, Saturday, 15 October 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link

But the Beltway press has only turned on Trump because it feels like it's been treated like chumps.

Partly this, and partly that they can smell a loser.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 15 October 2016 02:56 (seven years ago) link

Once Obama is out of office, I think you are going to see him go on the attack much more aggressively. I think he's been holding a lot back.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 15 October 2016 03:01 (seven years ago) link

chuuch ‏@ch000ch

TRUMP: i grab women by the pussy
A DOZEN WOMEN: yeah that's true he did it to me
TRUMP: this is a global conspiracy

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Saturday, 15 October 2016 03:04 (seven years ago) link

I also think the GOP will continue the same policy of zero compromise and total stonewalling with Clinton, but even more so.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 15 October 2016 03:04 (seven years ago) link

think obama has been chastened by his experience as president. i think he believed he would get a few republicans who liked him in the senate to play ball. can def see no fucks given version post presidency.

6 god none the richer (m bison), Saturday, 15 October 2016 03:05 (seven years ago) link

He's definitely not going to fade into retirement

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 15 October 2016 03:06 (seven years ago) link

nah, but hes gonna go to colorado and get FADED in his retirement
CHOOM GANG REUNION

6 god none the richer (m bison), Saturday, 15 October 2016 03:07 (seven years ago) link

Wld watch that 30 for 30

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 15 October 2016 03:08 (seven years ago) link

No president plays attack dog immediately after they leave office, this is not a thing that happens.

Οὖτις, Saturday, 15 October 2016 03:18 (seven years ago) link

Clinton definitely will be clear-eyed about the extent of bipartisanship.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 15 October 2016 03:27 (seven years ago) link

Offensive yet so weird

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 15 October 2016 04:08 (seven years ago) link

Lil Jon response
https://twitter.com/LilJon/status/787118540163682304

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 15 October 2016 04:13 (seven years ago) link

One of the executive producers had to call him up directly to [plead with] him not to say it, and Trump was like, ‘No, that’s a saying, it’s Uncle Tom.’

If I weren't already convinced of the validity of this story, this little dash of Trump thinking would have done it for sure.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 15 October 2016 04:28 (seven years ago) link

@realDonaldTrump: Hillary Clinton should have been prosecuted and should be in jail. Instead she is running for president in what looks like a rigged election

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at what point does this get dangerous

jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 15 October 2016 12:45 (seven years ago) link

A long time ago.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 15 October 2016 12:47 (seven years ago) link

I like this one, you can tell he's falling apart:

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 2h2 hours ago

100% fabricated and made-up charges, pushed strongly by the media and the Clinton Campaign, may poison the minds of the American Voter. FIX!

iatee, Saturday, 15 October 2016 12:47 (seven years ago) link

FIX!

iatee, Saturday, 15 October 2016 12:47 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/erinmallorylong/status/787150827840425988

Trump campaign issues a statement from an alleged cousin of Summer Zavros. His name? "John Barry." When you're a con man, you really believe people will fall for anything.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Saturday, 15 October 2016 12:51 (seven years ago) link

No way

Treeship, Saturday, 15 October 2016 13:04 (seven years ago) link

idgi

jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 15 October 2016 13:12 (seven years ago) link

Loooooool

Οὖτις, Saturday, 15 October 2016 13:13 (seven years ago) link

John Barry was the iconic composer of the music for the most famous James Bond movies

At first I thought that was the name Trump used for his debunked "spokesman," but that was John Barron. Still, I don't think this guy's got a lot of imagination, so the Barron to Barry trip isn't that far.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 15 October 2016 13:17 (seven years ago) link

ah ok

jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 15 October 2016 13:20 (seven years ago) link

john barry is apparently his brother in law's name

maura, Saturday, 15 October 2016 13:28 (seven years ago) link

to think this man was seen as a contender a year ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ro-ZbpxOt8

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 15 October 2016 13:33 (seven years ago) link

he was the eejit who claimed that more European Jews would have survived the Holocaust if they all had guns, which is a dumb enough opinion but this clown had it published in a book.

calzino, Saturday, 15 October 2016 13:39 (seven years ago) link

i guess it's an appropriate name

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irvY8PAuueQ

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Saturday, 15 October 2016 13:41 (seven years ago) link

what i would like very sincerely is to never see or hear from ben carson ever again

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Saturday, 15 October 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link

ugh -- his voice. He sounds like a billy goat whose balls are being tickled by the King James Bible.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 15 October 2016 13:45 (seven years ago) link

I guess that's the Carson clip I was hearing about yesterday. "Get it through your thick skull" is deeply hostile.

clemenza, Saturday, 15 October 2016 13:58 (seven years ago) link

fuck this idea that trump's career as a sex offender is only objectionable from the standpoint of "judeo christian values."

Treeship, Saturday, 15 October 2016 14:00 (seven years ago) link

http://www.bostonglobe.com/news/politics/2016/10/15/donald-trump-warnings-conspiracy-rig-election-are-stoking-anger-among-his-followers/LcCY6e0QOcfH8VdeK9UdsM/story.html?event=event25

“If she’s in office, I hope we can start a coup. She should be in prison or shot. That’s how I feel about it,” Dan Bowman, a 50-year-old contractor, said of Hillary Clinton, the Democratic nominee. “We’re going to have a revolution and take them out of office if that’s what it takes. There’s going to be a lot of bloodshed. But that’s what it’s going to take. . . . I would do whatever I can for my country.”

He then placed a Trump mask on his face and posed for pictures.

jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 15 October 2016 14:05 (seven years ago) link

To be fair to Carson, "it doesn't matter" pretty much sums up much about Trump's campaign.

Can we make it to and through election day without real violence? Wonder if that militia standoff was an outlier or sign of things to come ...

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 15 October 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

Holy fuck that Carson clip

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Saturday, 15 October 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link

He's basically using "judeo christian values" and "morality" interchangeably, as far as I can tell.

jmm, Saturday, 15 October 2016 14:41 (seven years ago) link

here's what happened last week recapped http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/assault-allegations-donald-trump-recapped/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 15 October 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

Looked over at Reddit and noted shithead and fake journalist James O'Keefe is promising to drop Clinton-related undercover videos next week. I'm sure Fox News will love it but i have to think the networks are getting sick of being played by pro-Trump bullshit and might actually try to figure out whether it's his usual deceptively edited/mildly illegal garbage.

JoeStork, Saturday, 15 October 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link

I can't wait for the "both sides do it" takes after a bunch of people get shot on Election Day or shortly after

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 15 October 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link

vaginas are landmines

Treeship, Saturday, 15 October 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/10/14/donald-trump-kept-calling-lil-jon-an-uncle-tom-celebrity-apprentice-staffers-say.html🔗

This is spectacularly dumb on Trump's part.

¶ (DJP), Saturday, 15 October 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link

(Maybe not as dumb as "vaginas are land mines")

¶ (DJP), Saturday, 15 October 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

Found this interview last night really interesting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy17Z_jntQ0

Setting aside for a second the hostility of what Trump actually says, the whole idea of going back 10 years to a moment in your life and rerunning it from a different angle that was unavailable to you at the time, that's out of some tricked-up Christopher Nolan/Tarantino film. And to have it become a national story besides, played endlessly everywhere.

clemenza, Saturday, 15 October 2016 15:48 (seven years ago) link

Ripples in the water: 'Trump-Emboldened,' 'Racist' Crowds Feed An Exodus At The Second City In Chicago

Part of me wants to go high and part of me just wishes these miserable fucks would just kill themselves instead of crusading to smear shit across the country.

People Have No Idea The Support (Old Lunch), Saturday, 15 October 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link

kinda stupid to make a habit of grabbing land mines imo

go get your winebox (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 15 October 2016 16:31 (seven years ago) link

nah it's a balst

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 15 October 2016 16:34 (seven years ago) link

blast

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 15 October 2016 16:34 (seven years ago) link

A fine EXCALIBUR went up in smoke. Sad!

Frederik B, Saturday, 15 October 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

Excelsior too. See what Trump's done to our spelling?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 15 October 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

FIX!

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Saturday, 15 October 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

vaginas are landmines

Love is a Battlefield

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 15 October 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link

Technically they're more like VC tunnels, right?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 15 October 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link

Saw this on my FB feed and chuckled:

I was hesitant to post this.
I didn’t want people thinking that I’m taking sides in the Presidential election.
I’m not.

I just think this is very clever.
And I hope that Trump supporters can laugh at this just like everyone else.
Okay here goes:

How Donald Trump would answer the question: What is 2+2.

“I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question.
No, really.
A lot of people come up to me and they ask me.
They say, 'What's 2+2'?
And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is.

We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine.
Oh my God, I can't believe it.

Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s.
It's terrible.
It's just terrible.

Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is?
I'll tell you.

First of all the number 2, by the way, I love the number 2.
It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number.
You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it.
A lot.

If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest.
I like a lot of zeros.

Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like.
Though, I probably shouldn't say that.
He's a nice guy but he's like, '10101000101,' on and on, like that.
He's like a computer!
You know what I mean?
He's like a computer.
I don't know.
I mean, you know.

So, we have all these numbers, and we can add them and subtract them and add them.
TIMES them even.
Did you know that?

We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me.
You wouldn't believe it.

So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me."

Credit: Steven Edwards

schwantz, Saturday, 15 October 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link

Donald Trump suggested Saturday that his Democratic rival, Hillary Clinton, has been "getting pumped up" with performance-enhancing drugs and challenged Clinton to take a drug test before the final debate next week.

Trump argued that Clinton was more energetic during the beginning of their debate last Sunday, but lost her steam by the end of the debate. He offered no evidence to back up his wild claim.

"I think we should take a drug test prior to the debate," Trump said during a rally here. "Because I don't know what's going on with her, but at the beginning of her last debate, she was all pumped up at the beginning, and at the end it was like, huff, take me down. She could barely reach her car."
"A lot of things are going on, folks. A lot of things. I think she's actually getting pumped, you want to know the truth? She's getting pumped up," Trump said Saturday. "She's getting pumped up for Wednesday."

Trump added that presidential candidates are "like athletes" and should undergo drug screenings before the next debate.

"Athletes, they make them take a drug test. I think we should take a drug test prior to the debate," Trump said. "I'm willing to do it."

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 15 October 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

^ his mind is so transparent. this is his brilliant way of addressing the "sniffing means cokehead?" meme. it's basically just "I know you are, but what am I?"

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 15 October 2016 18:09 (seven years ago) link

Looking good:

Approximately 311,000 Floridians cast absentee ballots by Friday morning in the nation’s biggest battleground state, and the numbers are increasingly moving in favor of Democrats and their White House nominee, Hillary Clinton.

Compared to the day before and this point four years ago, Democrats are catching up to Republicans in the number of voted absentee ballots — a part of the election that the Florida GOP used to own. But now, Republicans are ahead of Democrats by just 1.9 percentage points (about 42-40 percent), compared with a 3 percent advantage held Thursday by the GOP and a 3.9-point Republican advantage at this point relative to Election Day in 2012, state elections data shows.

At the same time, the Florida Democratic Party is blowing away the Republican Party of Florida in submitting new voter-registration forms. Democrats have submitted 503,000 and Republicans fewer than 60,000 of the 2 million registration forms collected this year by about 700 third-party groups, according to the 2016 data posted online by the state Division of Elections.

The numbers underscore how much stronger Clinton’s ground game is in Florida and how weak the Republican National Committee’s is on behalf of Donald Trump, longtime Florida political consultants say. If Trump loses Florida, he can’t win the White House. And polls already show that Clinton is starting to move farther ahead of the Republican in Florida.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 15 October 2016 18:12 (seven years ago) link

and lol:

Longtime Florida Republican consultant Rick Wilson — a leading critic of Trump within the party — scoffed at Spicer’s memo in light of the voter-registration and absentee-ballot numbers.

“They’re lying sacks of shit,” Wilson said. “There is no real Republican ground game in Florida. There wasn’t then when he wrote this memo. And there really isn’t now.”

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 15 October 2016 18:12 (seven years ago) link

hopefully bodes well for Murphy (who still more or less sucks?)

would you expect much split ticket voting, Alfred? e.g., older Cuban voters for whom Trump is ananthema sticking with that little idiot Rubio?

serge thoroughgoods (will), Saturday, 15 October 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link

Alcohol purchased for Wednesday night.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 15 October 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

Lock it in the cabinet/shed.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 15 October 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

I'm almost definitely going to break open a bottle tonight.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 15 October 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link

Interestingly, the Oregonian, the major statewide paper run by an Orange County Republican-type, refused to issue an endorsement yet again, like they did in 2012:

http://www.wweek.com/news/2016/10/14/the-oregonian-declines-to-endorse-in-presidential-race/

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Saturday, 15 October 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link

I dug this:

The press has gotten extremely comfortable with describing a Trump electorate that simply doesn’t exist. Cottle describes his supporters as “white voters living on the edges of the economy.” This is, in nearly every particular, wrong.

[...]

The American press is overwhelmingly made up of left-of-center white people who live in large cities and have internalized very strong anti-racist norms. As a result, it tends to be composed of people who think of racism as a very, very serious character defect, and who are riddled with anxiety about being perceived as out of touch with “real America.” “Real America” being, per decades of racially charged tropes in our culture, white, non-urban America.

So in comes Donald Trump, a candidate running on open white nationalism whose base is whites who — while not economically struggling compared with poor whites backing Hillary Clinton and doing way better economically than black or Latino people backing Clinton — definitely live in the “real America” which journalists feel a yearning to connect to and desperately don’t want to be out of touch with.

Describing these people as motivated by racial resentment, per journalists’ deep-seated belief that racism is a major character defect, seems cruel and un-empathetic, even if it’s supported by extensive amounts of social scientific research and indeed by the statements of Trump’s supporters themselves.

So it becomes very, very tempting to just ignore this evidence and insist that Trump supporters are in fact the wretched of the earth, and to connect them with every possible pathology of white America: post-industrial decay, the opioid crisis, labor force dropouts, rising middle-age mortality rates, falling social mobility, and so on. This almost always fails (globalization victims and labor force dropouts are less likely to support Trump, per Rothwell), but if there’s even a small hint of a connection, as when Rothwell found a correlation between Trump support and living in an area with rising white mortality, you’re in luck. If you can squint hard enough, the narrative will always survive.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Saturday, 15 October 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/5X3LKwvPXqX

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Saturday, 15 October 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

The vox piece linked in by kingfish is very good.

SO SO tired of hearing of the poor poor displaced coal miners, or whatever, as the driving force behind the current mess. It's somehow simultaneously more nuanced... and much simpler.

go get your winebox (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 15 October 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link

I rarely comment on any threads not about AD&D or terrible names of any kind (people, records, etc) but I read this thread constantly. I am most always very happy to be exposed to the vox piece, as well as much other writing linked by posters here. As foul as this season has been, I've appreciated you all.

great Canadian prog-psych debut from 1969 (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 15 October 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

some weird syntax there, you all get it, peace

great Canadian prog-psych debut from 1969 (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 15 October 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

fuck these pieces of shit, i hope the DOJ comes down hard on indiana. confiscating 45K ballots because of 10 bad applications, jesus

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/10/15/group-accuses-mike-pence-of-voter-suppression-after-state-police-raid-registration-program-in-indiana/

intheblanks, Saturday, 15 October 2016 21:21 (seven years ago) link

well so much for the ugliness ending on election day, I suppose. we'll be hearing things like "rigged" and "never again" for months, until the Trump diehards either fly into the tail of Hale Bopp or drink hemlock or whatever it is cults do these days.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 15 October 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link

That Vox piece is great, though recognizing this whole election as a referendum on white nationalism does not put me at ease.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 15 October 2016 21:52 (seven years ago) link

guys Trump is actually winning

http://americanlookout.com/trump-internal-polling-analyst-i-couldnt-be-happier-charts/

Neanderthal, Saturday, 15 October 2016 21:58 (seven years ago) link

That took me into a twitter wormhole of inhabitants of an alternate universe, thank you.

great Canadian prog-psych debut from 1969 (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 15 October 2016 22:06 (seven years ago) link

You can't beat "Trump implies Hillary Clinton is on drugs" on CNN's news ticker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z2Zlf3MX1k

clemenza, Saturday, 15 October 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link

(she's not) (he is)

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 15 October 2016 22:11 (seven years ago) link

If anything, I'm surprised he's only implying.

clemenza, Saturday, 15 October 2016 22:12 (seven years ago) link

gonna be interesting to see the fever swamp people who are *certain* that Dems steal every election via corpses and "illegals" 'validated' by the orange idiot with the world's biggest megaphone

not looking forward to that

serge thoroughgoods (will), Saturday, 15 October 2016 22:43 (seven years ago) link

yeah i'm sure his douchecamisados will be insufferable for a while

Neanderthal, Saturday, 15 October 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link

The only way to prove them wrong would be for Clinton to drop out. Only then will they be convinced it is not rigged. She should still be thrown in jail of course, just to be safe.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 15 October 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link

man, if trump had any organizational capacity as a human at all, i'd be seriously worried. as it stands i'm still worried, but mainly about armed lone idiots and small groups of them.

intheblanks, Saturday, 15 October 2016 23:49 (seven years ago) link

There's been 8 years of the assumption that the president is fundamentally illegitimate, including denying him the right to pick a Supreme Court judge - if the GOP is uncomfortable about this getting ratcheted up a few more notches (and by and large they probably aren't) they have only themselves to blame.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 16 October 2016 00:04 (seven years ago) link

Greetings from Idaho Falls

https://twitter.com/murphymike/status/787306707579834368

pplains, Sunday, 16 October 2016 00:22 (seven years ago) link

Ned, good looking out.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 16 October 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link

The fuck, anyone else see this? Was this posted?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/politics/ct-trump-intelligence-briefing-russia-20161014-story.html

Apologies, but I will post the whole thing, because it begs disbelief:

Former senior U.S. national security officials are dismayed at Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump's repeated refusal to accept the judgment of intelligence professionals that Russia stole files from the Democratic National Committee computers in an effort to influence the U.S. election.

The former officials, who have served presidents in both parties, say they were bewildered when Trump cast doubt on Russia's role after receiving a classified briefing on the subject and again after an unusually blunt statement from U.S. agencies saying they were "confident" that Moscow had orchestrated the attacks.

"It defies logic," retired Gen. Michael Hayden, former director of the CIA and the National Security Agency, said of Trump's pronouncements.

Trump has assured supporters that, if elected, he would surround himself with experts on defense and foreign affairs, where he has little experience. But when it comes to Russia, he has made it clear that he is not listening to intelligence officials, the former officials said.

"He seems to ignore their advice," Hayden said. "Why would you assume this would change when he is in office?"

The Trump campaign did not respond to requests for comment.

Several former intelligence officials interviewed this week believe that Trump is either willfully disputing intelligence assessments, has a blind spot on Russia, or perhaps doesn't understand the nonpartisan traditions and approach of intelligence professionals.

In the first debate, after intelligence and congressional officials were quoted saying that Russia almost certainly broke into the DNC computers, Trump said: "I don't think anybody knows it was Russia that broke into the DNC. I mean, it could be Russia, but it could also be China. It could also be lots of other people. It also could be somebody sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds, okay?"

During the second presidential debate, Trump ignored what a U.S. government official said the candidate learned in a private intelligence briefing: that government officials were certain Russia hacked the DNC. That conclusion was followed by a public and unequivocal announcement by the Office of the Director of National Intelligence and the Department of Homeland Security that Russia was to blame.

"Maybe there is no hacking," Trump said during that debate.

"I don't recall a previous candidate saying they didn't believe" the information from an intelligence briefing, said John Rizzo, a former CIA lawyer who served under seven presidents and became the agency's acting general counsel. "These are career people. They aren't administration officials. What does that do to their morale and credibility?"

Former acting CIA director John MacLaughlin said all previous candidates took the briefings to heart.

"In my experience, candidates have taken into the account the information they have received and modulated their comments," he said. Trump, on the other hand, "is playing politics. He's trying to diminish the impression people have that [a Russian hack of the DNC] somehow helps his cause."

On Thursday, the ranking Democrat on the Senate Intelligence Committee, Sen. Dianne Feinstein of California, said information she received has led her to conclude that Russia is attempting "to fix this election." She called on Trump and elected officials from both parties "to vocally and forcefully reject these efforts."

Trump has consistently adopted positions likely to find favor with the Kremlin. He has, for instance, criticized NATO allies for not paying their fair share and defended Russian President Vladimir Putin's human rights record.

"It's remarkable that he's refused to say an unkind syllable about Vladimir Putin," Hayden said. "He contorts himself not to criticize Putin."

Trump's running mate, Indiana Gov. Mike Pence, said in the vice-presidential debate last week that the United States should "use military force" against the Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad.

Trump disagreed. Rather than challenge Assad and his Russian ally, Trump said in the second debate, the United States should be working with them against the Islamic State. "Assad is killing ISIS. Russia is killing ISIS. Iran is killing ISIS," he said, using an acronym for the Islamic State. Russia and Syria have mostly been targeting opposition groups as well as civilians trapped in Aleppo - not the Islamic State.

"That's the Syrian, Russia, Iranian narrative," Hayden said of Trump's assertions.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 16 October 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link

Do *not* fuck with Mormons (i.e. don't be a profane, adulterous prick) if you need Idaho and Utah. The rationale for McMullin's candidacy should be crystal clear by now, I hope.

Those twitpics don't surprise me one bit.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 October 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

my catholic friends are apparently feeling mcmullin fever now too

j., Sunday, 16 October 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

always fuck with mormons

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Sunday, 16 October 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

Yuck/LOL: http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/10/hillary-clintons-locker-room-talk.html

schwantz, Sunday, 16 October 2016 02:04 (seven years ago) link

Ned, good looking out.

Told ya.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 October 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

Well, fortunately for Trump I guess, McMullin is only on the ballot in two of the states where Mormons make up over 5% of the population: Utah, 68.10% and Idaho, 26.41%.

(of the remainder, he is eligible as a write-in in Arizona, 6.14%; Nevadan, Wyomingite and Hawaiian LDS members will have to figure out another option, perhaps even one that favors LGBTQ rights).

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 October 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

No he's on the ballot in a number of states, not just those two. He is aiming at write-ins in a lot of others, true.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 October 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

Full breakdown here:

https://www.evanmcmullin.com/vote

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 October 2016 02:31 (seven years ago) link

On ballot in 11 total, write-ins in most of the remaining, 7 states unsure.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 October 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

(Ah wait I get your point, re Mormons in particular. Anyway.)

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 October 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

What a year.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 16 October 2016 02:36 (seven years ago) link

The drug test comment...that's the first thing he's said in a while that actually surprised me by being more ott than his usual petulalant outbursts. This is a legitimately crazy person.

I overheard CNN at the airport today and it sounds like he's resorted to full-on screaming at his rallies now. The tantrums are fucking scary when an adult-sized baby is denied something for the first time in 70 years.

People Have No Idea The Support (Old Lunch), Sunday, 16 October 2016 03:02 (seven years ago) link

I could see McMullin rising to the top of the GOP in 4 years if he does well enough in this election (which basically means, winning Utah). I don't agree with like, half his views on things but at least he's someone who doesn't fill me with disgust.

akm, Sunday, 16 October 2016 03:07 (seven years ago) link

Also, tangential but I can't get this sketch out of my mind lately. I don't know if it was intentional (although I doubt it was because he didn't act like such a bizarre, brain-damaged cartoon twenty years ago), but the body language reminds me so much of Trump, particularly after watching Donnie hold his mic like a doofus on Sunday every time he prepared to interrupt Clinton.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AhgyXtZQgU

People Have No Idea The Support (Old Lunch), Sunday, 16 October 2016 03:08 (seven years ago) link

Donald Trump just dumped Ohio GOP chief Matt Borges
(No Republican has ever won the White House without winning Ohio)

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Sunday, 16 October 2016 03:14 (seven years ago) link

2. Trump listened to Borges.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Sunday, 16 October 2016 03:23 (seven years ago) link

*switches from building wall to building library of babel*

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Sunday, 16 October 2016 03:24 (seven years ago) link

It's like the last days of a regime over there.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 16 October 2016 03:31 (seven years ago) link

Was it covered that Nate Silver is officially done, and is straight trolling now?
http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/election-update-watch-new-hampshire-for-signs-of-a-trump-comeback/

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 October 2016 03:41 (seven years ago) link

Well, he does have to keep himself *somehow* entertained in these last few weeks

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Sunday, 16 October 2016 04:21 (seven years ago) link

where by "comeback" nate obviously means "loses by a somewhat less spectacular margin, but loses overwhelmingly anyway"

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 16 October 2016 04:23 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/ArifCRafiq/status/787425879492296704

this whole event is really something

mh 😏, Sunday, 16 October 2016 05:15 (seven years ago) link

xpost Silver makes it clear this is mostly just idle horserace speculation, and most of the discussion is about why the level of uncertainty is significant when considering polling numbers. Maybe not quite a direct body-blow aimed at Clinton's campaign, on Silver's part.

viborg, Sunday, 16 October 2016 06:09 (seven years ago) link

Now going after "rigged" Saturday Night Live

frogbs, Sunday, 16 October 2016 13:15 (seven years ago) link

Time to retire the boring and unfunny show.

First sensible thing he's said in a long time

jmm, Sunday, 16 October 2016 13:19 (seven years ago) link

Omg thx for this

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Sunday, 16 October 2016 13:45 (seven years ago) link

re:

https://twitter.com/ArifCRafiq/status/787425879492296704

this whole event is really something

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Sunday, 16 October 2016 13:47 (seven years ago) link

The Republican Hindu Trump coalition might be the only good thing to have come out of this.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:01 (seven years ago) link

It might be funny to us but violent hindu nationalists are an actual dangerous thing in India. It's sad to see two groups of xenophobes reinforcing each other.

Οὖτις, Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:07 (seven years ago) link

^ this

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:09 (seven years ago) link

(I'm very aware of that btw.)

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:09 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, but the dance number to Born in the USA

mh 😏, Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:10 (seven years ago) link

OTM. I was just happy to see a synthesis of Trump's ideology with Bollywood aesthetics, my two favourite things in the world. I don't know what the appropriate response would be. Weeping over the Republican Hindu Coalition's Michael Jackson impersonator?

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:18 (seven years ago) link

NBC's Hallie Jackson: Donald Trump will no longer try to persuade undecided voters; he will instead depress turnout of Clinton voters.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link

Hasnt that always been his "strategy"

Οὖτις, Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:28 (seven years ago) link

Example #245 of his stupidity. This statement is exactly the motivation that blacks and Hispanics need to stand in line -- for hours if necessary.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:30 (seven years ago) link

lol how does he plan to do that exactly - oh right, stepping right up to the line of inciting violence at urban polling places, I guess

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

If you can't laugh at well choreographed fights between MJ impersonators, Jedi terrorists and SEALS that culminate in a dance routine set to disco Springsteen in service of Trump you literally can't laugh at anything. The world is shitty whether or not you find it funny.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

True enough

Οὖτις, Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/RadioFreeTom/status/787657982486142976

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 October 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

Telling, this mindset. (Also, I'd love to see exactly what this guy's wife does eventually do votingwise.)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/republican-party-breakup-trump_us_58025048e4b0162c043c558c

It’s a dynamic perfectly personified by one top Republican fundraiser who is backing the nominee. Watching an interview Trump gave with Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly this past week, this fundraiser said he was practically dumbfounded.

“O’Reilly interviewed him and threw him 15 softballs that he should have hit out of the park and what does he do? He sits there and stares and denounces Ryan and McCain. I was watching with interest and my wife turned to me and said: ‘I don’t know if I could vote for him.’ I said, ‘You’re voting for him!’ But it went through my mind: What if Putin insults him? Does he drop a bomb on Moscow or something? I’m not sure he is stable.”

“I’m voting against her because I can’t stand the woman,” he explained, when asked how he could possibly vote for someone he thought might not be stable. “But I think he is a jackass and I don’t think he’s mentally balanced.”

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 October 2016 16:36 (seven years ago) link

i hope she votes for divorce, personally

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Sunday, 16 October 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link

i think there's a real chance that donald trump, a mentally unbalanced jackass, could preemptively start a war with a nuclear power BUT i really dislike hillary clinton. so obviously i'm voting trump.

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Sunday, 16 October 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

i don't want to sound hyperbolic but if every person who votes for donald trump were to simply vanish off the face of the earth in some twilight zone rapture scenario we'd all be a lot better off

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Sunday, 16 October 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link

that would be a 'fix' I could live with

Neanderthal, Sunday, 16 October 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

That is infuriating. Vote on whatever dumbass basis you want, but don't command your wife to do the same.

jmm, Sunday, 16 October 2016 16:54 (seven years ago) link

households voting for Trump v much giving too much weight to the "obey" portion of vows

Neanderthal, Sunday, 16 October 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

Lol Shakey did you just Indian-splain the implications of Hindu nationalism to a Canadian of Indian descent?

horseshoe, Sunday, 16 October 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link

No, he was aiming at JiC

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 October 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link

Oh I see. I didn't see that JiC post. Bitchiness retracted; sorry Shakey.

horseshoe, Sunday, 16 October 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

Trump has wrecked this household

Neanderthal, Sunday, 16 October 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

The drug test comment...that's the first thing he's said in a while that actually surprised me by being more ott than his usual petulalant outbursts. This is a legitimately crazy person.

I overheard CNN at the airport today and it sounds like he's resorted to full-on screaming at his rallies now. The tantrums are fucking scary when an adult-sized baby is denied something for the first time in 70 years.

― People Have No Idea The Support (Old Lunch), Saturday, October 15, 2016 11:02 PM

Nah, it just means he doesn't use coke and she's stuffed to the gills with Levadopa...

Iago Galdston, Sunday, 16 October 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

do you just believe everything in the NY Post or are you a glue-huffing gorilla

Neanderthal, Sunday, 16 October 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

not much of a criticism; hell, L-dopa fixed me...alright

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Sunday, 16 October 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

I read these accusations to find out what the good-ass drugs are so my pill-seeking behavior is better informed

mh 😏, Sunday, 16 October 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link

I think I sort of read Shakey's comment as pointed at me too tbh, if not exclusively.

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Sunday, 16 October 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link

May have been posted already but this flyer from the Republican Hindu event explains part of the antipathy towards Clinton in its own unique way:

https://mobile.twitter.com/HIMANSHU/status/787449601590759424/photo/1

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Sunday, 16 October 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

i'd like trump more if it turned out he indulged in a little coke now and again. the straight edge/nondrinker thing isn't working for him, it just made him easier prey for his real addiction: attention.

Treeship, Sunday, 16 October 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link

awful clock management from Pittsburgh at the moment...have already burned two full minutes

Neanderthal, Sunday, 16 October 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link

I freely believe this post above is re Trump's ground game.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 October 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link

xp:

Obama quietly reverses Hillary’s ‘get Modi’ policy New Delhi Sunday Guardian, 2014

Little to do with the 2002 Gujarat riots, but evidently Clinton guided funding to NGOs targeting Modi because of Russian-French competition for nuclear plants, and US-French competition for fighter conflicts. Reminds me of the color revolutions: while certainly a more sophisticated approach to foreign policy than bluster, and worked well with color revolutions in Georgia, Lebanon, and Krygystan, it backfired badly in Ukraine when we became bedfellows with outright fascists.

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Sunday, 16 October 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link

^ fighter contracts

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Sunday, 16 October 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

lol oops

Neanderthal, Sunday, 16 October 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link

Lol, how many 'officials' are there in that Sunday Guardian piece?

Frederik B, Sunday, 16 October 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

In case that was too vague, the piece Sanpaku linked to is completely bunk, it's from the Indian general election that Modi took part in, and is clearly meant to defend him against allegations that he was to blame for the Gujarat Riots. It is that piece that ShariVari's flyer is based on, though. It claims that the source is AsianTribune, but the piece from AsianTribune is mostly just copy/pasted from the Sunday Guardian article.

Frederik B, Sunday, 16 October 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link

And Gujarat was a mass murder, and there was mass graves discovered it seems, though long before 2011. Have tried to verify the story of the buffalo bones, but it really all leads back to that Sunday Guardian piece. It's made up.

Frederik B, Sunday, 16 October 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

its hateful message undermines decency, respect and integrity in civic participation

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/Inuxx/main-qimg-bb586ebf4aec5d1669f80fa7949d5880-c_zpsznf0t485.jpg

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/UPqfyU8.jpg

The words “Nazi Republicans get out of town or else” were spray painted on the Orange County GOP headquarters.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

“Nazi Republicans get out of town or else”

The phrasing of this screams self-sabotage to me.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link

Yeah I was half thinking that myself.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link

or Trump fans angry at the GOP for stabbing their guy in the back (as they see it)?

soref, Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:18 (seven years ago) link

“Nazi Republicans get out of town or else”

The phrasing of this screams self-sabotage to me.

http://i.imgur.com/qeMnCWF.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

The words in the story do not match the ones on the building

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link

you're right, sorry. i copied/pasted the caption from the story that TPM linked to:

http://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/counties/orange-county/article108628192.html

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

just can't buy into the conspiracy narrative on this one. i've seen footage of protesters attacking trump supporters. not going to make any excuses for that. not going to say that there's no way somebody could be deranged enough about this whole thing to firebomb a republican headquarters.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

Found this pretty funny from Silver:

10. What would keep me up late at night if I were Trump?

I'm not sure I can keep up the gag of pretending that Trump has some sort of rational inner monologue. So instead, I'll think of this question as what would keep me up late at night if I were Kellyanne Conway, Trump's campaign manager...

Trump's already up Tweeting anyway.

clemenza, Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

The Arizona Republic: How do we respond to threats after our endorsement? This is how

As someone who has spent a career in the business of words, it’s unusual to find myself speechless.

Yet, there I was, a little more than two weeks ago.

What is the correct response, really, to this?

YOU'RE DEAD. WATCH YOUR BACK.

WE WILL BURN YOU DOWN.

YOU SHOULD BE PUT IN FRONT OF A FIRING SQUAD AS A TRAITOR.

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:51 (seven years ago) link

not much of a criticism; hell, L-dopa fixed me...alright

respect

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:53 (seven years ago) link

(Sorry - I'd missed that this had already been posted.)

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 16 October 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link

Any threat that spells it "you're dead" and not "your dead" I would not take seriously.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 16 October 2016 22:12 (seven years ago) link

A (sic) would have interrupted the flow.

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Sunday, 16 October 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link

"How the Democratic and Republican nominees responded to the firebombing of a Republican office in NC:"

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/787789531189809152

soref, Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link

hey, this is where my caucus was held during the primary!
http://whoradio.iheart.com/articles/who-radio-news-121648/des-moines-students-walkout-in-support-15201565/

mh 😏, Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:22 (seven years ago) link

Holy shit, the Clinton campaign just released a video talking about Trump's connections to/love of Alex Jones:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/787748100324503552

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:24 (seven years ago) link

Daria beat you to it

Love the silence as he starts beating up his printouts

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:27 (seven years ago) link

how is that even a secret

Inspired by an argument in the Stereogum comment section (brimstead), Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:32 (seven years ago) link

I have the theory that Trump just regurgitates whatever was stuck in front of him prior to any appearance. So for the debates, he had a bunch of mostly-mainstream headlines and the bullet points, and before rallies he scans his printouts from all the conservative sites, from mainstream to fringe. If he misses a beat or all his short-term memory is used up, he starts saying weird random shit about being great and falling back on weird misogyny and xenophobia and how he has touched many women, so he must be very good with women.

mh 😏, Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:42 (seven years ago) link

it's like a hamster wheel in there and the only real feedback loop is between what gave him cheers in person and specific content factories he grabbed those points from

mh 😏, Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:43 (seven years ago) link

Lol UH OH!

https://twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/787774752576245760

Οὖτις, Monday, 17 October 2016 00:02 (seven years ago) link

I have the theory that Trump just regurgitates whatever was stuck in front of him prior to any appearance

i cant find it now but there's that great story from last year (?) where a journalist in NH (?) asks him about people ODing on prescription painkillers instead of heroin and he knows nothing about it and asks the journalist what he thinks, and then trump goes out on stage and just regurgitates what the journalist just told him 20 minutes prior.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 17 October 2016 00:13 (seven years ago) link

pro level

mh 😏, Monday, 17 October 2016 00:17 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, I remember that story

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 17 October 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link

Similar, how Wolf Blitzer got him to change his policy stances in real-time on a bog-standard/low effort Wolf interview

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 17 October 2016 00:34 (seven years ago) link

xpost yep, Taibbi in Rolling Stone

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 17 October 2016 00:37 (seven years ago) link

“Nazi Republicans get out of town or else”

yeah this seems off to me too. who says "get out of town or else" in 2016 esp if they are mad/punk enough to spray paint the walls?!!

also what do you want to bet hillary hits trump with the alex jones connections at the next debate, triggering yet another meltdown? (not that the last debate meltdown ever stopped)

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 17 October 2016 01:09 (seven years ago) link

i hope she does bring it up. i'm happy to see her campaign made that ad -- more people need to be talking about trump's connections to the far right.

Treeship, Monday, 17 October 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

I have the theory that Trump just regurgitates whatever was stuck in front of him prior to any appearance. So for the debates, he had a bunch of mostly-mainstream headlines and the bullet points, and before rallies he scans his printouts from all the conservative sites, from mainstream to fringe. If he misses a beat or all his short-term memory is used up, he starts saying weird random shit about being great and falling back on weird misogyny and xenophobia and how he has touched many women, so he must be very good with women.

― mh 😏, Sunday, October 16, 2016 6:42 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Anecdotal evidence would seem to bear this out, and I think this is exactly the case. Dude is an imminently-suggestible and wholly reactive cipher.

People Have No Idea The Support (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 October 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/donald-trump-rigged-elections-republicans-229846

Donald Trump is laying the groundwork to lose on Nov. 8, refuse to concede the election, and teeter the country into an unprecedented crisis of faith in government. Republicans and Democrats, in Washington and beyond, fear that the aftermath of the 2016 election will create a festering infection in the already deep and lasting wound that the campaign is leaving on America.

i speculated many months ago that trump might refuse to concede

tbh politico gives him too much credit with 'laying the groundwork' here for having a plan. there is no plan! there is no strategy. he just has some kind of psychological disorder and this is how he reacts to adversity because everything is about him

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 17 October 2016 02:29 (seven years ago) link

I think all we have re: Trump is anecdotal evidence? And what we have points to him reading and watching clips about himself, or that mention him, as his only means of getting information, since that's the only thing that holds his attention. With maybe a dash of what Bannon or Kushner tells him is worth watching.

El Tomboto, Monday, 17 October 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

+ Alex Jones

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 17 October 2016 02:35 (seven years ago) link

Is a concession required to ratify the result? Just seems like nicety to which we've grown accustomed.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 17 October 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

Seems like a good excuse for a poll

I'M JOKING PLEASE DON'T

El Tomboto, Monday, 17 October 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link

24 days left

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 17 October 2016 02:51 (seven years ago) link

WRT Trump not conceding, its worth mentioning this Ari Fleisher interview in which he concludes that the GOP can recover in 2018 if Trump leaves politics, but conservatism will be damaged for decades if Trump chooses to remain politically active.

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Monday, 17 October 2016 02:58 (seven years ago) link

oh yeah that guy's had his finger on the pulse for a while, good source for information

El Tomboto, Monday, 17 October 2016 03:02 (seven years ago) link

He's v good at reminiscing about 9/11

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 17 October 2016 03:03 (seven years ago) link

i mean alex jones is hella entertaining based on the clips i've seen, it's just that i expect his next move is to feud with some guy over the intercontinental title or attack with a steel chair or w/e

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 17 October 2016 03:06 (seven years ago) link

maybe alex jones could attack ari fleischer with a steel chair.. he must have some crazy finishing move though like a powerbomb with some ridiculous name

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 17 October 2016 03:07 (seven years ago) link

It feels like Ari would have to come back and beat him with some kind of Zionic Force of the Establishment every time, otherwise why bother listening to Alex Jones

El Tomboto, Monday, 17 October 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link

I mean if he can just out-wrestle one of the guys who did 9/11 why is he sitting in a fucking studio instead of getting justice with his muscles

El Tomboto, Monday, 17 October 2016 03:14 (seven years ago) link

My current theory is that Trump of course knows he's going to lose, and he also knows that, generally, everyone stops paying attention to whoever loses the presidency. This is particularly true for those who don't hold another national office--your Dukakises, Gores, and Romneys, the people who concede with something like dignity.

I also think that the past year has been far and away the best year of Donald Trump's life, he's literally been the center of attention for the entire country, and a substantial part of the globe pays attention to his every word. He honestly would do whatever it takes to prolong this as long as he can, the bullshit about the election being rigged is just the easiest way to do this.

intheblanks, Monday, 17 October 2016 03:41 (seven years ago) link

Haha, shout out to Family Guy.

nickn, Monday, 17 October 2016 04:05 (seven years ago) link

I also think that the past year has been far and away the best year of Donald Trump's life, he's literally been the center of attention for the entire country, and a substantial part of the globe pays attention to his every word.

For real, how long has Donald Trump of all people dominated this message board? He's like the greatest wrestling heel of all time

erudite beach boys fan (sheesh), Monday, 17 October 2016 04:07 (seven years ago) link

I have a hard time seeing Trump getting a lot of support from Republican leaders if he refuses to concede. I don't think that's a battle they want to fight on his behalf.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 17 October 2016 04:20 (seven years ago) link

xp maybe this is all a run at an ig nobel? he's earned it!

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Monday, 17 October 2016 04:21 (seven years ago) link

I have a hard time seeing Trump getting a lot of support from Republican leaders if he refuses to concede. I don't think that's a battle they want to fight on his behalf.

― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, October 17, 2016 12:20 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the gop will stop at nothing to delegitimize hillary clinton imo

esempiu (crüt), Monday, 17 October 2016 05:28 (seven years ago) link

the gop will stop at nothing to delegitimize hillary clinton imo

however, the GOP will prefer to distance itself from any of its surrogates who claim HRC is 1) a space alien or 2) a lizard person or 3) a cloven-footed minion of Satan or an actual imp from hell, while remaining careful not to impugn the possible legitimacy of such claims.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 17 October 2016 05:35 (seven years ago) link

Amid growing uncertainty about Assange's wellbeing, reports revealed that Baywatch star Pamela Anderson had visited him over the weekend at the Ecuadorian Embassy in London. Anderson, who was spotted outside the Ecuadorian Embassy carrying Pret a Manger paper bags, said that Assange had jokingly claimed that she "tortured him with bringing him vegan food".

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/wikileaks-says-state-party-has-cut-out-julian-assanges-internet-link-amid-death-rumours-1586705?utm_source=yahoo&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=rss&utm_content=%2Frss%2Fyahoous%2Fnews&yptr=yahoo

This election cycle is so f-ing strange.

earlnash, Monday, 17 October 2016 11:27 (seven years ago) link

at this point i feel like cutting assange's internet connection might actually improve his mental health

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Monday, 17 October 2016 11:28 (seven years ago) link

I could believe Hollywood celebrities would visit Assange, but Pam Anderson seems to be one way out of nowhere.

earlnash, Monday, 17 October 2016 11:30 (seven years ago) link

There is a certain ironic value considering part of her celebrity is tied to a leaked 'document'.

earlnash, Monday, 17 October 2016 11:32 (seven years ago) link

Nice:

He has dispensed with all semblances of wanting to appear presidential and embraced what seems to be most natural to him: acting like a pig.

ArchCarrier, Monday, 17 October 2016 13:02 (seven years ago) link

I also think that the past year has been far and away the best year of Donald Trump's life, he's literally been the center of attention for the entire country, and a substantial part of the globe pays attention to his every word. He honestly would do whatever it takes to prolong this as long as he can, the bullshit about the election being rigged is just the easiest way to do this.

I agree with the first sentence, but don't underestimate the psychic impact that actually losing will have on him. It's hard on anybody, to put yourself out there and be rejected at that scale, but for someone whose go-to dividing line in the world is Winners vs. Losers I think no amount of excuses will actually cushion the blow. After maybe a few days of public tantrums I will be surprised if he doesn't essentially disappear for at least a few months. But I've been surprised all year, so who knows.

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Monday, 17 October 2016 13:17 (seven years ago) link

Well, to invoke a not too distant public persona disaster, it's not unlike Charlie Sheen, who responded to his terrible meltdown by defiantly, even arrogantly declaring he was winning and going on a misbegotten victory tour, and then, oh yeah, admitting he was HIV positive. One man's winning is another man's losing, especially if you are swimming in money and sycophants and have already, by many/some standards, "won." If you're shallow and materialistic and superficial, then surface achievements no doubt suffice. Because who cares about behavior and morals and ethics when you've been a horrible person all along and ended up rich?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 October 2016 13:27 (seven years ago) link

He won't disappear. He'll continue with his rallies as if he's still campaigning because, at a certain point in his campaign, it was no longer as much about trying to attain a job that he never actually wanted to do as it was about getting high on hero worship. It remains to be seen, though, how many of his followers still show up to see him when he's no longer running to be their leader and after the big winner has lost the election more decisively than any big two POTUS candidate in decades.

Although he's making a big show at the moment about rigged elections and whatnot, this most recent stretch of petulant tantrums isn't indicative of any real desire to be president but rather a completely predictable reaction to people having the audacity to vet him like they would any run-of-the-mill non-trillionaire candidate. As I've noted before, this has been the expression of a spoiled five-year-old boy's wish to become president, and the idea that he wasn't able to effortlessly glide into the position (at least until he got bored and decided he'd rather be a fireman or an astronaut) is an affront to god and all that is right in the world.

People Have No Idea The Support (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 October 2016 13:31 (seven years ago) link

He'll continue with his rallies as if he's still campaigning

I don't know about this. As of Nov. 9th, the RNC won't help foot the bills.

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Monday, 17 October 2016 13:33 (seven years ago) link

Per Sheen, he should charge people to watch him rant post election, and keep that money train going until he is posing for pictures and signing autographs at the Las Vegas AVN convention.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 October 2016 13:36 (seven years ago) link

xpost Smaller venues, perhaps, but I can't see him pulling back on the hate rallies public speaking engagements unless his followers finally turn on him for some reason. They're fickle and debased enough that I can imagine it happening if one of these promised bombshells makes him completely toxic, but OTOH there's always a market for someone who's completely unprincipled and willing to say whatever an angry crowd wants to hear.

People Have No Idea The Support (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 October 2016 13:38 (seven years ago) link

Our only hope is that his shadiness is finally catching up with him and he winds up spending most of his post-election time in court or jail.

People Have No Idea The Support (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 October 2016 13:40 (seven years ago) link

the idea that he'll still have followers after losing the general is frightening to me. these are people who believe every word Donald Trump says, and therefore are going to believe 100% that the election was stolen.

frogbs, Monday, 17 October 2016 13:41 (seven years ago) link

https://www.ft.com/content/7dc39954-940e-11e6-a1dc-bdf38d484582

Trump son-in-law makes approach on post-election TV start-up
Jared Kushner has contacted Aryeh Bourkoff, head of boutique firm known for media deals

google the headline if you get paywalled

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 17 October 2016 13:42 (seven years ago) link

that said I suspect he's going to disappear after this. Republicans will hate him for destroying their party and tossing an easily winnable election, everyone else will hate him for being an awful person in general; even his fickle supporters will dislike him for being a loser.

frogbs, Monday, 17 October 2016 13:43 (seven years ago) link

Morning!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 October 2016 13:47 (seven years ago) link

I dunno, Trump supporters are engaged in Salem-esque levels of cognitive dissonance atm in defending him and expressing belief that he has any chance at all on Nov. 8. I almost feel like nothing factual about Trump (up to and including whether he even wins the election) actually matters to them. He's basically just an abstract figurehead around whom the hateful can unite.

People Have No Idea The Support (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 October 2016 13:49 (seven years ago) link

Ha, I like the lede here, from the Daily Caller:

If you think Trump will win, or can win, or even wants to win, that’s terrific. I respect your religious beliefs. But if he doesn’t win, if he disappoints you, don’t worry. He’ll be okay. He’s got a Plan B.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 October 2016 13:49 (seven years ago) link

The RNC won't pay so his adoring masses will just have to pony up $35 each for entry - $350 if you want to shake his hand.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 17 October 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link

At that point I think the deplorables MIGHT just start recognizing the scam.

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Monday, 17 October 2016 13:56 (seven years ago) link

Not if the behavior of people in the eighties re: televangelists is any indication.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 13:58 (seven years ago) link

Ultimately it's a question of shame and embarassment -- can someone admit to themselves and, if they've been VERY public about it, to their friends/neighbors/etc., that they've been rooked? Some can. Not all.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 13:59 (seven years ago) link

I think all we have re: Trump is anecdotal evidence? And what we have points to him reading and watching clips about himself, or that mention him, as his only means of getting information, since that's the only thing that holds his attention. With maybe a dash of what Bannon or Kushner tells him is worth watching.

― El Tomboto, Sunday, October 16, 2016 9:32 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think the whole "skimming the news, headlines first" thing really struck a chord when Trump said, in a debate, "The fed is doing a political" which I am guessing is half of a headline. I yelled at the television, "You have to remember the whole headline!"

mh 😏, Monday, 17 October 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

The RNC won't pay so his adoring masses will just have to pony up $35 each for entry - $350 if you want to shake his hand.

$500 if you want to wash your hand right afterwards.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 October 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

You gotta remember, Trump jacked up the rate of his campaign office in his own tower as soon as donations started rolling in, and yet people STILL kept giving him money. Y'know, despite his repeated claim that he's worth $10 billion. These people are idiots, plain and simple.

frogbs, Monday, 17 October 2016 14:03 (seven years ago) link

This is why, though Peter Thiel deserves no pity, I'm all "Dude, you just blew over a million. I thought you were supposed to be smart."

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 14:05 (seven years ago) link

It may take a long time for the wheels to turn, but I'm taking heart lately in the fact that villainy is often self-defeating. Hope I live to see people like Trump and Thiel reenact the final scene from There Will Be Blood.

People Have No Idea The Support (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 October 2016 14:18 (seven years ago) link

With Giuliani as the bowling ball

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 17 October 2016 14:39 (seven years ago) link

xxp Peter Thiel deserves no pity because he's a scumbag.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 17 October 2016 14:41 (seven years ago) link

That was implied.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 14:46 (seven years ago) link

I feel it needs to explicitly stated, sorry.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 17 October 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link

Also, a vampire.

No one has more money invested in Trump than Robert and Rebekkah Mercer, and with them, their campaign contributions can be considered marketing investments towards a future Breitbart broadcast network (where the Mercers are funders). Stephen Bannon and Kellyanne Conway were added to the Trump campaign at the Mercer's insistence. The Mercers themselves have libertarian views, so they're perhaps pushing more nativist Breitbart/Trump stance purely from the investment standpoint.

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Monday, 17 October 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link

At that point I think the deplorables MIGHT just start recognizing the scam.

How long did it take people to realize that Sarah Palin was only interested in extracting money from them? Everyone should have known from the McCain campaign post-mortems that went around and she still skated around for what, a good 5-6 years before people in her base started calling her on her bullshit?

¶ (DJP), Monday, 17 October 2016 15:04 (seven years ago) link

Wishful thinking on my part.

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Monday, 17 October 2016 15:06 (seven years ago) link

and the likes of Steve Schmidt and Nicole Wallace still get paid work.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 October 2016 15:15 (seven years ago) link

More good news for Florida:

Calling existing rules “obscene” disenfranchisement, a federal judge in Tallahassee declared late Sunday that Florida must provide a method for voters to fix signature problems that might arise when they vote by mail in the presidential election.

U.S. District Judge Mark Walker’s ruling was a victory for the Florida Democratic Party and the Democratic National Committee, which sued the state Oct. 3 arguing Florida canvassing boards shouldn’t immediately reject a ballot if a voter’s signature doesn’t match the one on file. The state gives voters who forget to sign their mail ballots a chance to fix the problem before Election Day — but doesn’t offer voters with mismatched signatures the same opportunity.

Walker ruled the “bizarre” double-standard was unconstitutional.

“It is illogical, irrational, and patently bizarre for the State of Florida to withhold the opportunity to cure from mismatched-signature voters while providing that same opportunity to no-signature voters,” he wrote. “And in doing so, the State of Florida has categorically disenfranchised thousands of voters arguably for no reason other than they have poor handwriting or their handwriting has changed over time.”

He ordered the defendant, Secretary of State Ken Detzner, to direct election supervisors in Florida’s 67 counties to notify voters with mismatched signatures about the problem and allow them to submit a signed affidavit to their county elections office identifying themselves and attesting that they were the ones who voted. The same mechanism is already in place for voters who don’t sign their ballots.

“In our democracy, those who vote decide everything; those who count the vote decide nothing,” Walker wrote. Then he referred to a landmark U.S. Supreme Court ruling on obscenity that quipped, “I know it when I see it.”

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 October 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link

It's Rasmussen...but that is reason enough to think in this case, since it's specifically focused on Utah, it might be fairly accurate:

http://heatst.com/politics/exclusive-evan-mcmullin-utah-poll-independent-conservative-ties-trump/?mod=sm_tw_post

750 likely voters were polled by telephone. The presidential preference question was as follows:

If the 2016 Presidential Election were held today, would you vote for Republican Donald Trump, Democrat Hillary Clinton, Independent Conservative Evan McMullin, Libertarian Gary Johnson or Green Party candidate Jill Stein?

Results were:

30% Trump
28% Clinton
29% McMullin
5% Johnson
1% Stein

So, dead heat. Let's see what further polls say.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 15:35 (seven years ago) link

If I were a Utah Democrat I'd vote for McMullin I think.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 17 October 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link

Meantime, Michelle Obama is going to be campaigning for HRC...in Arizona:

https://twitter.com/danmericaCNN/status/788032913505980416

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link

Further:

https://twitter.com/danmericaCNN/status/788035569351794690

Robby Mook, on a conference call, announces the campaign is dumping $2m in AZ to win the state and $1m in MO and IN to help Dem races.

That's money to burn right there.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 15:39 (seven years ago) link

How long did it take people to realize that Sarah Palin was only interested in extracting money from them? Everyone should have known from the McCain campaign post-mortems that went around and she still skated around for what, a good 5-6 years before people in her base started calling her on her bullshit?

― ¶ (DJP), Monday, October 17, 2016 10:04 AM (thirty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was trying to remember how many minutes it was between the end of election season and the first appearance of a Palin on reality television. When the hell did we decide reality tv was a reasonable thing from people to drift into (and out of) from politics?

It was bad enough with actors, but at least that's a profession that requires you to be reasonably well-spoken, or at least able to deliver written material.

mh 😏, Monday, 17 October 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link

Meanwhile, he'd be a good president because he's a businessman who's efficient with money, you see.

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/trump-cash-bypasses-campaign-229849

Donald Trump posted an impressive fundraising haul last quarter, but a less efficient operation and his dependence on an estranged party apparatus mean his campaign benefits from only about a third of that.

Only about $68.7 million of the almost $212 million that Trump collected in the past three months through joint ventures with the Republican National Committee and state parties actually reached his campaign, according to the latest filings with the Federal Election Commission. Almost as much — $63.5 million — was eaten up by operating expenses such as paying for fundraising and compliance consultants, catering and event spaces, list rentals, direct mail and digital ads.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

Carl Unger -- he speaks his mind:

https://twitter.com/anna_orso/status/787371278126710784

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link

And while I dislike POLITICO here's a mostly unsourced glimpse into the glumness inside Clinton campaign headquarters.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 October 2016 15:55 (seven years ago) link

When the hell did we decide reality tv was a reasonable thing from people to drift into (and out of) from politics?

To paraphrase a line from the Chapo Trap House podcast, when we made politicians celebrities and celebrities politicians.

We're a extremely depoliticized culture where most people's experience of elected types are just watching pixels on a screen, same with so many other contemptible types, so what's the differ?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 17 October 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link

And now HRC is planning an ad-buy in Texas:

https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/788043665788633088

xxpost -- yeah I liked that piece because I have half a feeling the whole idea is to avoid seeming like they're spiking the football: thus, project a 'gloom, doom' image.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

More on the Texas ad:

https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/788044037278142464

Clinton campaign will run an ad in Texas highlighting her @dallasnews endorsement, aide says. Going up in Dallas, Houston, Austin and S.A.

Makes perfect sense.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

I like the idea that people in Arizona, Texas, etc. have just been totally cut off from civilization, and all it takes is a couple of campaign ads to pop the bubble and break them out of their spell.

"Wait, wait ... huh? Where am I? What happened!? I had a horrible dream I was going to vote for Donald Trump, the only candidate, but now I have seen the truth. I have options!" [Votes for Trump anyway, because come on.]

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 October 2016 16:02 (seven years ago) link

Dallas and Austin are fairly liberal areas of Texas

Neanderthal, Monday, 17 October 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

John Oliver on Stein/Johnson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3O01EfM5fU

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 17 October 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

Ad magic is overrated, but this is less about that than marking territory/psyching the other side out. And given some recent polling in AZ in particular, the larger commitment of cash is notable; it won't just be ads, but a fuller play for the state.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

Ads at this point in the game are more about getting people to the polls or to early voting and a lot less about convincing undecided voters, whoever the hell they are

90% of the effort in any campaign is getting your existing supporters to actually vote

mh 😏, Monday, 17 October 2016 16:09 (seven years ago) link

Dallas and Austin are fairly liberal areas of Texas

San Antonio too from what I understand (+ huge latino population)

Οὖτις, Monday, 17 October 2016 16:11 (seven years ago) link

I like the idea that people in Arizona, Texas, etc. have just been totally cut off from civilization, and all it takes is a couple of campaign ads to pop the bubble and break them out of their spell.

"Wait, wait ... huh? Where am I? What happened!? I had a horrible dream I was going to vote for Donald Trump, the only candidate, but now I have seen the truth. I have options!" [Votes for Trump anyway, because come on.]

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, October 17, 2016 12:02 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was just in Arizona last week, certain parts are seemingly remote enough to make that possible. What a beautiful trip, though!

Evan, Monday, 17 October 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/answer-sheet/wp/2016/10/13/the-washington-post-asked-clinton-trump-for-their-education-vision-heres-what-they-said/

The Washington Post asked the two major presidential candidates — Democrat Hillary Clinton and Republican Donald Trump — to respond to an identical series of questions about their vision and plans for public schools should they become president of the United States.

. . . Trump’s campaign declined requests to answer the Post’s questions and instead provided the following comment and said it preferred “to direct voters to Mr. Trump’s plan” on his website. Here is Trump’s response as provided by Jessica Ditto, the candidate’s deputy communications director:

“As your president, I will be the nation’s biggest cheerleader for school choice. I want every single inner city child in America who is today trapped in a failing school to have the freedom – the civil right – to attend the school of their choice. I understand many stale old politicians will resist. But it’s time for our country to start thinking big once again. We spend too much time quibbling over the smallest words, when we should spend our time dreaming about the great adventures that lie ahead.”

Clinton’s campaign responded to the questions.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 17 October 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

https://youtu.be/Mn7OBOvJ2kI

Neanderthal, Monday, 17 October 2016 16:14 (seven years ago) link

Tight races remaining of course.

https://t.co/oczxMA25Hh

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link

Though this is of interest:

https://twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/788049390728511491

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 16:16 (seven years ago) link

Explained further:

among registered voters, Clinton is up 5 and 7. CNN's likely voter model is knocking 4,5 points off Clinton leads...while lv and rv models appear to be converging nationally, CNN remains outliers

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link

“This is Russian psy-ops. That’s what they’re trying to do."

"...we will outcraft them, by buying...in Texas." *tents fingers*

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Monday, 17 October 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

Haha, man, the right wing just cannot cope with weird Twitter *at all*

https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/788038014144540672

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 17 October 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link

One recent evening, Kukura placed a sign in the student center that read, “College Republicans: The Best Party on Campus.” Half a dozen students attended their first meeting of the year, amid empty chairs and empty tables.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/on-campus-trump-backers-learn-to-keep-their-opinions-to-themselves/2016/10/17/7925a318-8f06-11e6-9c52-0b10449e33c4_story.html

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link

yeah but the liberal media

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 October 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

I always vote for empty chairs oh wait

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link

xxp couldn't have happened to a better grp of ppl

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Monday, 17 October 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link

still baffles me that all these people who were perfectly willing to put sarah palin the proverbial one heartbeat away from the presidency are so shocked about trump

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 17 October 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

OK so dark hypothetical. suppose massive russian/external vote rigging and Trump wins the whole shebang by, like, 90% of all EV (because dictators never win by a plausible majority when an extraordinary majority will do...)

WHAT HAPPENS

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 17 October 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link

You wake up and switch to better meals.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 17:09 (seven years ago) link

acknowledge the wholesale failure of our system to resist such obvious tampering and start over

El Tomboto, Monday, 17 October 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

It's a thought experiment that should maybe be explicitly spelled out as frequently as possible. Dude would probably be riding high until he was actually in office and realized that he can't just say a dumb thing and make it instantly happen. By that point, Lil Baby Sniffles has moved past Twitter tantrums and realizes he has the power to legitimately cause destruction and ruin lives and expresses his infantile rage in a whole new way.

People Have No Idea The Support (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 October 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

Meantime:

https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/788062678484869120

NEW Monmouth national poll, likely voters:

Clinton 50%
Trump 38%
Johnson 5%

Analysis: Weeeelllllpppp

Poll conducted over this weekend.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

re trumpists' belief or nonbelief in the election results, i don't think there's any reason to think trump will believe in the election results. his brain will reject them. people salivating over his imminent humiliation may be in for a shock. like most conmen he is also mark.

difficult listening hour, Monday, 17 October 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link

so yes i see him stirring up mobs indefinitely, but after nov 8 w no pretense to any kind of democratic participation.

difficult listening hour, Monday, 17 October 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

read that as "stirring up morbs indefinitely"

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 17 October 2016 17:20 (seven years ago) link

and also:

https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/788050722495442944

"The Trump Heisenberg Principle of rigging continues to hold, that a poll is both rigged and not rigged until Trump's position is ascertained"

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Monday, 17 October 2016 17:20 (seven years ago) link

that's hillary's job, obv xp

difficult listening hour, Monday, 17 October 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link

For when Trump inevitably whines about Monmouth:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/585406176541728768

Evan, Monday, 17 October 2016 17:38 (seven years ago) link

so yes i see him stirring up mobs indefinitely, but after nov 8 w no pretense to any kind of democratic participation.

― difficult listening hour,

read that as "Morbs"

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 October 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link

Carl Unger -- he speaks his mind:

https://twitter.com/anna_orso/status/787371278126710784

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 15:52 (one hour ago) Permalink

As someone who lives 30-40 minutes away from Williamsport, I apologize for this

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 17 October 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

the comments on that are great.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 17 October 2016 17:46 (seven years ago) link

I was pretty bummed to see that within the past few days the number of Trump lawn signs in my neighborhood jumped from 2 to about 20. This of all weeks? Though it's nice of these houses to announce that they have pro-sexual assault folks living inside--you usually have to look that up on a sex offender registry site.

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Monday, 17 October 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link

And while I dislike POLITICO here's a mostly unsourced glimpse into the glumness inside Clinton campaign headquarters.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, October 17, 2016 11:55 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Annie is on the infamous list of "journalists" fed pasta with walnut sauce by wetwork expert John Podesta...who used to be called "Secretary of Shit" in the Clinton WH because he cleaned up their frequent messes LOL

Iago Galdston, Monday, 17 October 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

read that as "stirring up morbs indefinitely"

me too

kinder, Monday, 17 October 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link

What's a walnut sauce?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 17 October 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link

Pesto?

Their all losers and I like associating with loser (Dan Peterson), Monday, 17 October 2016 17:53 (seven years ago) link

that's what the msm wants you to believe

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 17 October 2016 17:53 (seven years ago) link

I notice our friend Iago doesn't consider the word journalists to be scary enough all on its own.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 17 October 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link

Hey Iago, is your AM radio show syndicated, and can you provide us with the airtimes by market? Thanks!

People Have No Idea The Support (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link

podesta's risotto bona fides are certainly proven

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:07 (seven years ago) link

talk about wetwork

difficult listening hour, Monday, 17 October 2016 18:09 (seven years ago) link

Oh it wasn't a metaphor

http://hillary2016feed.tumblr.com/post/149080744037/chefs-for-hillary-salsa-di-noci-walnut-pasta-by

Evan, Monday, 17 October 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

I think Iago wisely practices posting discipline so we can't trace him. One post a day in the politics thread, no more.

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link

He saw what happened to Morbz, doesn't want to end up a victim of some kind of rendition procedure.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:12 (seven years ago) link

i hear podesta has also been giving clinton advice on how to open pickle jars

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:16 (seven years ago) link

Annie is on the infamous list of "journalists" fed pasta with walnut sauce by wetwork expert John Podesta...who used to be called "Secretary of Shit" in the Clinton WH because he cleaned up their frequent messes LOL

― Iago Galdston, Monday, October 17, 2016 6:48 PM (twenty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://gamescatalyst.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/prof-chaos.jpg

nomar, Monday, 17 October 2016 18:21 (seven years ago) link

John McCain continues to show class and taste this campaign season:

Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) suggested Monday that the Republican party’s months-long refusal to fill a vacant seat on the Supreme Court would extend into the next administration if Hillary Clinton is elected president.

"I promise you that we will be united against any Supreme Court nominee that Hillary Clinton, if she were president, would put up," McCain said on WPHT Philadelphia radio in an interview first flagged by CNN. "I promise you. This is where we need the majority.”

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/mccain-republicans-will-remain-united-against-clinton-supreme-court-nominee

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link

xp - https://vine.co/v/M6X3IEUwa9O

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

That "any" is amazingly candid. And stupid.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

What is he suggesting? An unfilled seat in the Supreme Court for at least 4 years?

jmm, Monday, 17 October 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link

you watch: the GOP will argue that SCOTUS can do its business with eight justices, prompting John Roberts to make unprecedented lobbying effort against his party.

Only solution will be to exhume Nino and put him in the seat.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link

i already saw arguments months ago saying "well we don't really need 9 justices, there have been fewer in the past"

marcos, Monday, 17 October 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link

so not surprised about this tbh

marcos, Monday, 17 October 2016 18:37 (seven years ago) link

re mccain's comment - this doesn't surprise me at all if the gop keeps the senate.

they're nihilists its part of the program.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:37 (seven years ago) link

What is he suggesting? An unfilled seat in the Supreme Court for at least 4 years?

― jmm

yeah, there's no actual constitutional requirement for the supreme court to contain nine judges, and i've kind of taken it as read based on their handling of merrick garland, even before mccain's explicit confirmation, that the republicans do not plan on confirming any judges nominated by a democratic president. basically the only reason i'm voting for bayh.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link

I'd respect him and McConnell more if they just admitted "cos we want to keep a conservative Court" rather than invoking all this "fairness to the people" bullshit

McConnell: "We should give the American people a chance to decide the replacement."

Democrats: 'ok, well we kinda already did, but here you go, comfortable Hillary victory'

McConnell: best 2 out of 3

Neanderthal, Monday, 17 October 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link

It's so weird that, if I didn't do the job expected of me just because I didn't want to, I'd be fired. What a country!

People Have No Idea The Support (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:40 (seven years ago) link

bartleby for senate

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

This is, of course, just bullshit to say in hopes of bringing out GOP voters who hate Trump but still want to stifle a Clinton administration.

I'd love to see John Roberts driven to the point of madness and publicly scold the senate (if it doesn't flip Dem).

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link

it should not be at all surprising if Republicans continue to block an SC nominee even after the election.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

is there any indication roberts (or any of the other conservative judges) are not in support of GOP obstruction of Dem nominees?

marcos, Monday, 17 October 2016 18:46 (seven years ago) link

I'd love for Hillary to nominate Merrick Garland just to put a spotlight on the stupidity.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:46 (seven years ago) link

xp Roberts has hinted that the court really does need a ninth justice.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

I bet Iago is Roger Adultery.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

I read one of those unnamed sources stories which claimed that Roberts was not a happy man.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

Am I crazy or hasn't the current slate of 8 SC justices generally proven to work against the GOP's favor thus far?

Een Rahshah, Food Eat You! (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link

It's true that in the 1860s membership fluctuated, but SCOTUS justices also rode circuit. The course load is different. Constitutional cases are impossible to wipe from the slate if lower court rulings get affirmed.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

xp Each 4-4 tie results in the reinstatement of Circuit Court ruling on the case, so it becomes more of a lottery for the GOP whether the earlier ruling was from a conservative court, than if the SCOTUS had a 5-4 working liberal majority and set a constitutional precedent.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link

January 2017: "I understand that the previous Senate did not wish to even have a vote on my predecessor's nominee, Merrick Garland. They said they wanted the people to speak first. I disagree with their choice, but that was their chosen path, and they were within their rights to do so under the Constitution."

"Now that the election is over and the people have spoken, it's time to revisit the vacancy. Rather than re-litigate the previous fight, however, I will put forward my own, totally different, nominee: distinguished jurist Garlick Merrand. I call upon the Senate to swiftly hold confirmation hearings."

go get your winebox (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link

I'd love for Hillary to nominate Merrick Garland just to put a spotlight on the stupidity.

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, October 17, 2016 2:46 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh yes great lets do this again

k3vin k., Monday, 17 October 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link

will shakey wet himself again at the nth dimensional chess involved in such a move, how it's sure to swing election results in favor of dems, or is that fawning reserved for obama

k3vin k., Monday, 17 October 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

where do senate predictions stand right now, is a D senate likely

marcos, Monday, 17 October 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

Has been for weeks, and the numbers keep rising.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 17 October 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

oh the D is rising alright

Neanderthal, Monday, 17 October 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

Eew.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 17 October 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link

nice

nomar, Monday, 17 October 2016 19:07 (seven years ago) link

Isn't Iago supposed to be opposed to Clinton from "the Left"? I mean, not convincingly so, but Adultery was never good at hiding his shitty racistness for long. [multiple xposts]

Robby Mook (stevie), Monday, 17 October 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link

Erick Erickson abandons politics for ILX:

https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/788092828849242113

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 19:12 (seven years ago) link

I'd respect him and McConnell more if they just admitted "cos we want to keep a conservative Court"

the funny thing about this is the 8-member court is turning out to not be all that conservative

Οὖτις, Monday, 17 October 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

will shakey wet himself again at the nth dimensional chess involved in such a move, how it's sure to swing election results in favor of dems, or is that fawning reserved for obama

in my defense, what could have been a major issue in a normal campaign got subsumed by the total insanity of Trump as nominee. so there's that to consider. I do think the GOP not confirming Garland generally makes the GOP look bad and is good motivational fodder for the Dems, but at this point it is dwarfed by much bigger controversies.

Οὖτις, Monday, 17 October 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

Iago is a berniebro, thought this was established.

Οὖτις, Monday, 17 October 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

Wait hold on

https://twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/787774752576245760

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link

I'd respect him and McConnell more if they just admitted "cos we want to keep a conservative Court"

the funny thing about this is the 8-member court is turning out to not be all that conservative

― Οὖτις

well, they lost on abortion, and lost big- but they refuse to admit it. any way you slice it, an 8-member court is probably going to be better for them than a 9-member court with scalia replaced by garland or anybody clinton would nominate.

there are two ways this goes for the republicans. either they leverage their congressional majority to get their way, or congress stops _mattering_. how many times can the congress threaten to send the us into default by not okaying interest payments before somebody steps in and says they can't do that anymore? and who's going to say they can't do that?

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Monday, 17 October 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link

Interesting wording here. God forbid putting women front and center.

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 14m14 minutes ago
New polls are good because the media has deceived the public by putting women front and center with made-up stories and lies, and got caught

jmm, Monday, 17 October 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link

It's not just the Scalia vacancy, *someone* else is going to die or retire in the next session (likely as not), and how many times can a Republican Congress get away with not filling a seat? Once more? Twice?

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 17 October 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link

im sure we'll get to find out

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 17 October 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

I wouldn't be surprised if the republicans in the senate planned to stonewall any replacement of the next supreme court retirement as well (if it's one of the liberal justices). I think they'd be happy to see a 7-member court

Dan S, Monday, 17 October 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link

an 8-member court is probably going to be better for them than a 9-member court with scalia replaced by garland or anybody clinton would nominate.

agreed - their tactic is a rear-guard action

Οὖτις, Monday, 17 October 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

why even have 7 members? why not three? maybe just 2 would work

akm, Monday, 17 October 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link

After RBG, Breyer and Kennedy are probably the next most likely to vacate their appointments one way or the other.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 17 October 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link

After RBG, Breyer and Kennedy are probably the next most likely to vacate their appointments one way or the other.

You underestimate HRC's ability to have conservative justices murdered.

speak bigly and carry a soft stick (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 17 October 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

ok, i since i was curious i looked it up- the judiciary act of 1869 requires there to be nine supreme court justices. text is here:

http://www.fjc.gov/history/home.nsf/page/landmark_10_txt.html

the text says nothing about what happens if congress _doesn't_ do that- it's never come up. after lincoln's death, congress wouldn't let andrew johnson appoint any more supreme court justices, but they accomplished this through passing legislation, rather than simply ignoring the president's nominations.

ianal, but if a republican senate does as mccain suggests, i'm pretty sure the doj will have to sue them.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Monday, 17 October 2016 20:10 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/greg_doucette/status/788082197253292032

The NCGOP claims that completed absentee ballots were destroyed in the firebombing, which if true means the NCGOP was... committing a felony. Oops.

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Monday, 17 October 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

why is Trump doing so shitty in Alaska?

Οὖτις, Monday, 17 October 2016 20:14 (seven years ago) link

So in North Carolina at least, anyone in possession of any absentee ballot that is not their own is committing a felony?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 October 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link

^^^ my question as well

sleeve, Monday, 17 October 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link


The NCGOP claims that completed absentee ballots were destroyed in the firebombing, which if true means the NCGOP was... committing a felony. Oops.

amazing

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 17 October 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

according to the pictures on that tweet, unless the NCGOP people were a relative or guardian, yeah xp

mh 😏, Monday, 17 October 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

New polls are good

he's not even cherrypicking data anymore, he's just saying shit in defiance of it.

like I struggle to think what poll he could be talking about other than the hilarious LA Times one, which has barely moved, or the trio of CNN state polls that painted a better pic for him, but those came alongside really terrible national polls including one which shows him down 12%, soooooooo...

Neanderthal, Monday, 17 October 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

The NCGOP claims that completed absentee ballots were destroyed in the firebombing, which if true means the NCGOP was... committing a felony. Oops.

if only someone would focus on voter fraud

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 17 October 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

congress wouldn't let andrew johnson appoint any more supreme court justices, but they accomplished this through passing legislation, rather than simply ignoring the president's nomination

and they could ignore Johnson b/c the GOP had a veto-proof majority (I think that Congress holds the record for most veto overrides).

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 October 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

lol people on the Hannity forum are arguing w/ each other over the felony thing

Neanderthal, Monday, 17 October 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

The original NBC News must have been edited at some point to include "(Weeks later clarified that the ballots were not stored at that office.)"

Still, no one is flatly denying that completed ballots are being stored by party officials.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 17 October 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

why is Trump doing so shitty in Alaska?

My first guess was Mormons again, but that's only 4.5% of the pop. Any moves in Anchorage by a few points this way or that have a massive effect on the state as a whole.

El Tomboto, Monday, 17 October 2016 20:43 (seven years ago) link

you can see russia from their porches and they don't like all this russia talk

mh 😏, Monday, 17 October 2016 20:45 (seven years ago) link

eh idk

marcos, Monday, 17 October 2016 20:54 (seven years ago) link

Cillizza is such a Chicken Little.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 17 October 2016 20:54 (seven years ago) link

*yawn*

Οὖτις, Monday, 17 October 2016 20:54 (seven years ago) link

yeah it's not "BOMBSHELL" but still ugh emails

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 17 October 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

guys the unsourced and unsubstantiated allegation is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Monday, 17 October 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

The number of people outside of the right wing media bubble who even give two shits about since last year is negligible.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 17 October 2016 20:57 (seven years ago) link

if u can read this without yr eyes glazing over you're a better citizen than me

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cu-pIDfW8AEVtN_.jpg

Mordy, Monday, 17 October 2016 20:57 (seven years ago) link

Cillizza is such a Chicken Little jabbering fucking idiot.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 17 October 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

buried in paragraph #1345

Now, simply because Kennedy asked for a quid pro quo regarding classification doesn't mean that Clinton asked him to do so. There's no evidence of that. There's also no evidence that Clinton had a conversation of any sort with Kennedy about his classification request. And it's important to remember that Kennedy is a career officer at State, having worked in the same administrative job for Condoleezza Rice prior to Clinton, so he's not exactly a partisan.

That said, this latest revelation adds more evidence to the "where there's smoke, there's fire" argument that Republicans have long made about Clinton's email setup

stfu Cilizza

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 October 2016 21:01 (seven years ago) link

It is completely 100% common practice and in fact customary to use interagency requests that get escalated to senior officials as venues and opportunities to remind counterparts that hey, that other thing, you gonna do anything with that? I mean these are phone calls that get planned for hours, you think we don't think up "oh and while you've got him, be sure and ask about X?" Jesus christ

El Tomboto, Monday, 17 October 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link

Poor Donald, the sweet young easily-led-astray innocent.

https://twitter.com/vplus/status/788123937607716864

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link

I did not have grabbing relations with that pussy

speak bigly and carry a soft stick (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 17 October 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link

he just wanted to show how butch he was for noted man's man billy bush

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 17 October 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link

Billy Bush made me smoke a cigarette this one time

lol

Their all losers and I like associating with loser (Dan Peterson), Monday, 17 October 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link

Okay so you know how absentee ballots generally are presumed to favor the GOP?

https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/788124948179120128

Downthread comment:

Early voting hasn't started yet in Florida - these are absentee numbers, which Republicans always lead. Usually Rs get a lead with absentees, Dems make some of it up with earlys, and then make the rest up (or don't!) on e-day

And as you can see, this is currently not the case.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link

how do they know who the absentee ballots voted for?? i always assumed they remained sealed until election day. is it possible we could know who won the election before the 8th?

Mordy, Monday, 17 October 2016 21:21 (seven years ago) link

i heard billy bush peer-pressured don into trying tic tacs

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Monday, 17 October 2016 21:22 (seven years ago) link

Don was all like, "No way man, Altoids all the way!"

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 17 October 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

No, that was Little Marco xps

http://www.sj-r.com/storyimage/LS/20160213/NEWS/160219782/AR/0/AR-160219782.jpg

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 17 October 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

It's the most wonderful time of the year, Mr. Soto. (Tomorrow's the final day for registration, yes?)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

marc maron ‏@marcmaron 34m34 minutes ago

These Wikileaks emails really do make a solid case that the democrats have finally gotten their shit together.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 17 October 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link

xpost We don't know how they voted, but we do know what party they are registered as, right? So we can surmise.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 October 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link

Why, my heart bleeds for him!

https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/788122106764599296

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link

lol @ responses accusing him of setting the NCGOP fire

Οὖτις, Monday, 17 October 2016 21:57 (seven years ago) link

xpost We don't know how they voted, but we do know what party they are registered as, right? So we can surmise.

True in states that register by party, but not in states that don't. I saw some numbers out this morning speaking of Virginian early voters favoring Democrats, but that can't be from party registration (which we don't have).

So I suspect some of the early-voting stats are extrapolations from the electorate as a whole? Maybe? Or reliant on exit polling?

speak bigly and carry a soft stick (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 17 October 2016 21:58 (seven years ago) link

pence talking ominously about voter fraud as well now. cool stuff.

Treeship, Monday, 17 October 2016 22:06 (seven years ago) link

like a lot of things in this race, this is charmingly out of date already:

Dude must have serious NDAs, given the relative lack of high-profile leaks for a guy who leaves a trail of slime like a slug everywhere he goes.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, October 7, 2016 5:10 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's even interesting to read like a week-old issue of the NYT given how this has unfolded

global tetrahedron, Monday, 17 October 2016 22:36 (seven years ago) link

has anyone ever complained about polling sample sizes on twitter ever and known wtf they were talking about?

Mordy, Monday, 17 October 2016 22:38 (seven years ago) link

it's even interesting to read like a week-old issue of the NYT given how this has unfolded

― global tetrahedron, Monday, October 17, 2016 6:36 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha yes i am months behind on the NYRB, can't wait to see what insights into trump they came up with back in may

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 17 October 2016 22:42 (seven years ago) link

not like NYRB is particularly timely in the first place...

Mordy, Monday, 17 October 2016 22:43 (seven years ago) link

I have doubts

http://gizmodo.com/melania-trump-says-she-would-combat-online-bullying-as-1787898828

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 22:48 (seven years ago) link

incongruity in today's washington post end of the day link-fest. fuck I hate schumer.

* Ed O’Keefe and Paul Kane examine the frenetic efforts of Chuck Schumer to prepare for what he hopes will be his turn at last as Senate Majority Leader.

* With the possibility of a Dem takeover of Congress looking a bit more real, Brian Beutler makes a good case that Democrats really need to be ready to govern in ways that dispel cynicism about government, and lays out what that might look like.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 17 October 2016 22:56 (seven years ago) link

should I watch a debate between Little Marco and Patrick Murphy

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 October 2016 22:59 (seven years ago) link

Lord, why.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 23:04 (seven years ago) link

This was the highlight of our one senatorial debate out here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7N6ar0ybp4

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 October 2016 23:05 (seven years ago) link

Some hootable moments in this:

http://www.weeklystandard.com/sniffing-at-trump/article/2004726

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 17 October 2016 23:06 (seven years ago) link

I will not click on that URL

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 October 2016 23:07 (seven years ago) link

Aw, but it contains such graphs as these:

'In pursuit of perfect liberation we've had no-fault divorce, open access to abortion, the celebration of inverted sex, elimination of the blue laws, and wars against censorship that continue long after the censors have cried uncle. Say what you want about this regime, you'd never call it a triumph of puritanism.'

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 17 October 2016 23:14 (seven years ago) link

ya burnt

Οὖτις, Monday, 17 October 2016 23:27 (seven years ago) link

Ha:

https://mobile.twitter.com/JonHusted/status/788142441681588225

Ohio's Sec of State is on the scene

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 17 October 2016 23:29 (seven years ago) link

This:

http://www.eschatonblog.com/2016/10/philly-style.html

But it'll be "funny" as long as too many yahoos with guns from the 'T' don't show up to do "poll watching." I doubt they will. They're frightened of the city. Because, you know, black people.

Like I said way above, his supporters are too far away and too chicken. But I do still sort of worry about polling places in segregated hollers out wherever.

El Tomboto, Monday, 17 October 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link

okay lol

https://twitter.com/DaveBautista/status/788079876335136768

¶ (DJP), Monday, 17 October 2016 23:42 (seven years ago) link

So I'm officially signed up to be a poll observer for the Democrats in Cleveland. I have to go to a training class next week, after which I'll be certified, then I have to be available all day on Election Day.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 17 October 2016 23:57 (seven years ago) link

will you be armed, thats whats important here

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 00:02 (seven years ago) link

Reaction 1 to Assange story: I like the idea of the Ecuadorian Embassy's IT guy changing the Wi-Fi password in exchange for doing chores. Like a parent of teenagers who is slightly too pleased with his cleverness. "Julian, you can have today's password once your room is clean."

Reaction 2: Damn, now we may never find out the REAL smoking gun lurking in the Clinton emails. I'm sure he was just about to get to the really juicy lizard-people type stuff.

speak bigly and carry a soft stick (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 00:04 (seven years ago) link

xp only with RIGHTEOUSNESS

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 00:06 (seven years ago) link

i like that he calls it a "state actor" when actually it's his airbnb host

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 00:09 (seven years ago) link

Hey i've worked with one of the vets quoted in that article! Weird

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 00:29 (seven years ago) link

said it on twitter but assange is like "mom please let me back on the internet! I hate it in this house!! life is so unfair"

mh 😏, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 00:30 (seven years ago) link

Oh believe me, seeing Issa go down in flames would be a cherry on top of the cake here.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 00:36 (seven years ago) link

Meanwhile, general antsiness

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/house-republicans-firewall-election-229910

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 00:42 (seven years ago) link

A pretty WTF moment at a Trump rally tonight, in GIF form. Trump ought to just own his sleaziness, when he tries to look wholesome he just looks so much worse, JFC

https://twitter.com/goangelo/status/788182679220912129

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link

you know that feeling like you've been swimming in a marsh-like cesspit....

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 01:20 (seven years ago) link

that's how I feel after seeing that

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 01:20 (seven years ago) link

why is he trying to kiss a small child, does he just kiss all human females

mh 😏, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

"After holding this child like a puppet for an uncomfortable length of time, I'm going to purse my lips together and slobber on the side of her cheek...and that's when the Black voters start pouring in."

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

Sopan Deb, the reporter, posts transcripts from Trump interviews on Twitter, and they're pretty amazing - not just because of the word salad, that's to be expected at this point, but because of the way he just bulldozes right past questions from even the most favorable of interviewers.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/788150475258343424

does the trump campaign believe hillary actually profits from donations to the clinton foundation? is there evidence of this? that's sort of where this conspiracy breaks down for me.

Treeship, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 01:40 (seven years ago) link

like, i think it's reasonable to criticize her for allowing herself to be influenced by soft money donations, but i don't know if it makes sense to see the foreign donations to the clinton foundation as that. at most, it created a conflict of interest when she was secretary of state, which is worth taking seriously i guess, but isn't as obviously sinister as the republicans are implying

Treeship, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

does the trump campaign believe hillary actually profits from donations to the clinton foundation?

Well, that's how his foundation works, so why wouldn't hers work the same way? (/trumplogic)

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

at this point i am working off the rubber/glue theorem when i hear anything trump says

maura, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link

<trumplogic>
By blind trust, you mean the Trump's children run the Trump org during a presidency?
</trumplogic>

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

if you can get behind the paywall i think this jpod lament for the RNC is decent
https://www.commentarymagazine.com/articles/truly-forgotten-republican-voter/

Mordy, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

kinda scattershot

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

But the truly forgotten Republican voter never bought Trump’s new outfit. I mean the Republican person who believes in limited government and a strong national defense and some kind of a moral frame for our politics

he still believes there are more of these people than the thirty or so people who write for Commentary, NR, First Things, whatever

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

the abuse he's been suffering from trump voters on fb & twitter has made him much more endearing to me this election

Mordy, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

what's derbyshire been up to?

mookieproof, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 02:25 (seven years ago) link

Can we please acknowledge how great Dave Bautista's tweet is that DJP linked

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 02:25 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/TomLlamasABC/status/788177327679115264

he should keep saying stuff like this it's good

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link

http://www.interfluidity.com/v2/6632.html

Hard to summarize, but makes many thoughtful points. It opens thus:

Domestic politics in the United States are worse at this moment than they have ever been in my sad 46 years of life. And if your response is "they did it", whoever they are, you are, I think missing the point, missing the problem. We are in this together. Once we've made a civil war of it we have already lost, however just the side you choose to fight on. Often moral errors feel like moral imperatives at the time.

o. nate, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 02:36 (seven years ago) link

The piece as a whole strikes as being remarkably ahistorical and self-refuting at points. Like:

A nation-state is a relatively new form of human community. Its singular problem is scale. Among nation-states, there is a strong inverse correlation between nation-state “success” (however we want to measure that) and “socioethnic fragmentation”. Nation-states “work” when their members are most powerfully attached to common, broadly shared, communal identity. When members attach themselves primarily to more local or parochial identities, destructive politics of intercommunal struggle often plague the polity. Unfortunately, many people understand this relationship in a very simple, static way. The Nordic countries are famously “homogeneous”, and so are unusually successful as nation-states. Lebanon is a hodgepodge of sects and ethnicities, and has a hard time thriving.

1. We don't know how to measure the real success of a nation-state, which is a new thing (to whom?!?!?)
2. But there are some successful ones, like the Nordics!! (oh okay, sure, because that's been a long-standing state of affairs)
3. When people are diverse, nation-states have trouble! (this is born out by the world's dominant superpower about to elect, for a third time, a president backed by a phenomenally diverse coalition)

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 03:09 (seven years ago) link

xp"

But it is also obvious that, within the Republican Party, Trump’s support comes disproportionately from troubled communities

yeah, those troubled communities with an average income of 75K+, driving the big new trucks.

there are so many problems with that article that I barely know where to start, but using "orthogonalize" in the 2nd paragraph and almost worshipping Vox are two other yellow flags

sleeve, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link

I'm really getting sick of "never before have we been so fucked up!" narratives. The War of 1812, the Civil War, the Depression, WW2, the Civil Rights movement, Vietnam, Watergate - that's all in the past! We've got a guy who said his opponent should be in jail, on television, and people read other people's emails, and it is all just so unseemly, my heavens, we're doomed.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 03:14 (seven years ago) link

That was my issue with Taibbi's piece- he can turn a pithy phrase for sure, and he makes a few good points, but then he ends with "we've never been so stupid and fucked up!" Which is just such a self-obsessed, blind, completely ignorant and "truthy" statement on its face.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 03:17 (seven years ago) link

Not to mention all that garbage converges right along with Trump's rhetoric.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 03:18 (seven years ago) link

Yeah the Civil War was, notably, a profoundly fucked up culmination of the deeply fucked up preceding three centuries.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 03:28 (seven years ago) link

my theory is that it's generalized mass hysteria brought on by unprecedented exposure to new communications technologies. at some point you hope this outbidding will exhaust itself.

ryan, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 03:32 (seven years ago) link

Tired of the hottake olympics in general

Inspired by an argument in the Stereogum comment section (brimstead), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 03:39 (seven years ago) link

The assassinations of Garfield and McKinley were not a big deal because the Republic was doing so awesome in those days we didn't need anybody in charge

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 03:41 (seven years ago) link

xps i mean, if the printing press brought on the reformation, what's facebook and twitter gonna do? (im being half-facetious)

ryan, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link

When two people I don't care for Twitter beef

https://twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/787091647247028224

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 03:50 (seven years ago) link

Thanks, that Twitter thread was like unwittingly opening up a trash can filled with with maggots.

Een Rahshah, Food Eat You! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 04:01 (seven years ago) link

Can't wait!!!

http://trmp.news/#comingsoon

frogbs, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 04:06 (seven years ago) link

Sorry if this was posted already.

http://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon/morning-monday-october-17th-three-weeks?intcid=mod-latest

Truthfully, just bored at this point.

clemenza, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 04:15 (seven years ago) link

lol scroll down all the way on that one

sorry to ruin the joke just trying to prevent anxiety attacks

maura, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 04:15 (seven years ago) link

Deep dive on Trump trying (and failing) to get much built in SoCal.

http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-trump-california-20161017snap-20161017-snap-story.html

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 04:36 (seven years ago) link

lol scroll down all the way on that one

just more fundraising bumpf based on terror tactics

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 04:46 (seven years ago) link

I was pretty bummed to see that within the past few days the number of Trump lawn signs in my neighborhood jumped from 2 to about 20.

i noticed this upthread & it tracks with what relatives have worried about driving across places like western pennsylvania - oh no, look at all the trump signs & none for clinton... it's my understanding that yard signs are pretty much a waste of money for campaigns and if trump wants to waste $$$ on giving them out ("The Trump-Pence campaign will begin the distribution of 30000 yard signs throughout the state Saturday") instead of building a field organization, go ahead. you don't see many for clinton because you have to buy them yourself (and my experience is that campaign stuff from their website takes months to arrive anyway)

i clicked on the trmp.news thing & caught on pretty quick because there's no way anyone associated with trump would build such a clean looking modern responsive website

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 04:47 (seven years ago) link

xpost
Much sympathy to Pepe's creator, but satire works a lot better when you have a definite target of ridicule. I suggest a cartoon Billy Bush, Trump could just be the straight man as himself, but using Billy's weakness for the socially distasteful side of conservative ideology to unwittingly pull his family of energy-industry plutocrats into a series of awkward comical situations.

viborg, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 05:09 (seven years ago) link

To have it all on one page: http://trumptwitterarchive.com/#/

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 07:07 (seven years ago) link

my theory is that it's generalized mass hysteria brought on by unprecedented exposure to new communications technologies. at some point you hope this outbidding will exhaust itself.

I'd buy this. Obviously misinformation and ignorance has long proliferated, but it's never been easier for misinformation to be amplified and distributed with virtually no cost or effort. That the GOP has directed and encouraged this spread - or at least not discouraged it - is something as well. All those aforementioned conflicts save (notably) WWII were more or less about differences about what to do with the facts. But WWII was based on fictions - the triumph of the Master Race, the basis of both German and Japanese aggression, which was an extreme form of essentially mass hysteria (in as much as Hitler was mass hysteria embodied and the Japanese aligned themselves behind a literal God Emperor).

Obviously what is going in in this country is not quite there yet, but one reason there is so much discontent is that there is so little agreement over what even constitutes the truth. When a sizable percentage of the population believes Obama is a secret gay Muslim fascist born in Africa, like, what can you do with that? How do you argue with someone who says the sky is green? And if you say the sky is green, how maddening it must be that convincing people you're right is such an uphill battle. Are we dumber than we've ever been? Maybe not, but there is less of an excuse than ever for being as dumb as we are. I suppose that faced with the endless complicated nuance of globalism, reverting to senseless "burn the witch!" mode is simpler than searching for answers. Ignorance is bliss.

I heard a piece on NPR yesterday about the resettlement of some Somali refugees in Missoula, Montana. It focused not on Missoula but on a small(er) town an hour away from there in a minor panic about the potential influx of Muslim terrorists. Forget how ridiculous that is on its face, but there were groups making the rounds there more or less waving pitchforks, fueled by "facts" that one after the other were more or less wholesale invented and based in nothing. It was a level of ignorance not 50 but 150+ years out of date, just astounding. Multiply that times countless similar "we're not racist, but ..." small towns, and assign them each their local rabble rousers, then fuel them with the literally endless misinformation of the internet ... it's like a nation of people who can't get their VCR clock from blinking "12:00." And yeah, they still have VCRs, too.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 11:55 (seven years ago) link

Sorry for the word vomit, it's the endless willful ignorance that I find most depressing of all.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 11:56 (seven years ago) link

I'm not sure how much I agree with your conclusions, Josh, but when I look at primary sources from World War II I am struck by just how much home front propaganda was created to tell people to stop rumor-mongering. And it must have been very effective, because we just have no idea what kind of crazy shit people were saying back then.

Nowadays we know exactly what kinds of crazy shit people are saying, because of developments in communication technology. Maybe there is a parallel to the Reformation as an inevitable result of the printing press. You did get these, what I call "moral panics", that would end up in stuff like Jan van Leyden's radical polygamist... well, today we'd probably call it a terror state, we'd compare it to ISIS, or at least to the Branch Davidian compound.

Ultimately people adjusted to it. By which I mean governments developed the ability to control the communications technology.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 12:03 (seven years ago) link

I like everything both Josh and rushomancy said but the last sentence re: government control seems like a bit of a non sequitur

Peer education among children growing up today with all of the craziness attached to the end of their left arm will probably do a lot to remediate some of these things.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 12:06 (seven years ago) link

And I don't doubt that the classrooms my kid is going to grow up in are also going to have some top-down curriculum guidance that deals with it, too.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 12:08 (seven years ago) link

I like everything both Josh and rushomancy said but the last sentence re: government control seems like a bit of a non sequitur

― El Tomboto

eh, maybe it is. it's a sensitive point for me because i spent most of my youth railing against government control of the internet and i'm not turning out to be super happy with the results.

meanwhile here's an interesting study result. too early to draw any conclusions- just one study, findings haven't been further validated- but interesting.

http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/10/when-confronted-with-extreme-opinions-extremists-become-more-centrist/

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 12:17 (seven years ago) link

Tombot otm upthread. I'm sitting on a piece of ground where political differences have involved literal bayonets at least twice. That's some polarization there. In contrast, most of us are looking at glowing rectangles, and pressing buttons to make the rectangles glow differently.

speak bigly and carry a soft stick (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 12:34 (seven years ago) link

There is some comfort to be had in the fact that doing things has never been harder. I mean...have you ever tried doing something instead of angrily typing something on the internet? It's a pain in the ass!

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 12:42 (seven years ago) link

Guy on CNN right now: "Two big stories this morning. Donald Trump claiming the election is rigged with absolutely no basis in fact and Hillary Clinton's emails"

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 12:48 (seven years ago) link

i'm very pleased and, honestly, a little surprised that there hasn't been more violence this year. i'm happy about that.

i'm less happy about this sort of "rub some dirt in it" approach to dismissing america's current problems on the grounds that we've faced worse in the past. yeah, america went through a civil war in the 1860s, and that was objectively worse than what we're going through now.

on the other hand, we haven't hit bottom yet. we can't even _see_ bottom from here. does anybody believe this election will _solve_ anything? i don't. clinton gets elected and we don't have a fascist takeover of the government in 2017. that's it. we still have a system of government which doesn't work.

worse, what used to be political differences are now deeply and intensely personal. have you gone through this year without losing any friends because of the election? for years i believed in putting people over principles, and this year i've had to do the reverse. where does this lead?

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 12:54 (seven years ago) link

But the truly forgotten Republican voter never bought Trump’s new outfit. I mean the Republican person who believes in limited government and a strong national defense and some kind of a moral frame for our politics

Oh fuck that, at best these people have been enabling the politics of white outrage since 1968. They can rot with Trump.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 13:01 (seven years ago) link

There is some comfort to be had in the fact that doing things has never been harder.

Counterpoint: it's never been easier to do nothing.

yeah, america went through a civil war in the 1860s, and that was objectively worse than what we're going through now.

One big difference between then and now is that you could not get away with being a separatist slave holding violent malcontent. Hence government intervention/war. But now, you can just circle the wagons, ignore the real world and continue about your business, however wrongheaded, at least until they outlaw being willfully ignorant. Sometimes I do think, per the "War on Christmas," that the increased secularization of - or, conversely, the loosening of the grip of Christianity on - America is driving some people nuts. We're a country founded on religious kookiness, and people came to America to let their religious freak flag fly. For centuries, up until relatively recently, religion (which, of course, is based on faith, not fact) had a huge bearing on American society, and while it still plays a major role, there perhaps might be less room for those whose entire world view is dictated and directed by the more fanciful aspects of their faith. (That is, stuff like heaven and hell vs. honor your mother and father, treat each other well, etc). Which would leave a huge hunk of people whose way of life, whose moral guidance, is increasingly incompatible with the way the world works, or at least the diversity of global opinion. When more and more of the planet seems like the other, *you* start to feel like the other, and that's when these underdog delusions of "only I know the truth" or "we need a revolution!" crop up. You feel besieged because you *are* besieged. By progress, by equality, by the truth. Civil Rights movement/"end" of Jim Crow seems like the end of one thing but the start of where we are now.

I dunno. A lot of you folks know this stuff and this history better than I do.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 13:28 (seven years ago) link

Per your counterpoint: yes, the obvious negative flipside is that, for example, people are super politically disengaged nowadays.

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 13:30 (seven years ago) link

" does anybody believe this election will _solve_ anything? i don't. clinton gets elected and we don't have a fascist takeover of the government in 2017. that's it. we still have a system of government which doesn't work."

that's why dems taking the senate back is extremely important, it at least patches things up so they can advance slightly for the time being. but yeah, partisan divides are so entrenched and deep, I dont' know who this country ever gets back to any sense of compromise or bipartisanship in order to fix problems. maybe another massive terrorist attack or something.

akm, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 13:34 (seven years ago) link

i think the beliefs that right-wingers hold today are about as difficult to put into practice as the beliefs of the antebellum south. i believe they are about as destabilizing to what we will call "the union" as secession is. you have a congress that refuses to confirm supreme court nominations, you have a congress which keeps shutting down the government if it doesn't get its way, you have a congress which actually threatens to send the united states of america into default on its loans because it doesn't consider the president to be legitimate.

that is not "circling the wagons". that is an assault on the rule of law and on the constitution, and sooner or later it is going to _require_ a decisive response.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 13:37 (seven years ago) link

Or not! Because the politicians are so craven and desperate that save a few kooks they lack the courage of their convictions.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 13:40 (seven years ago) link

This election means something because we're going to have 20+ years of a 5-4 or 6-3 moderately liberal Supreme Court. A court that actually protects voting rights will filter down to hamper Republican gerrymandering and voter suppression that maintains their hold in a lot of places.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 13:41 (seven years ago) link

Hillary's shitty on fracking and blah blah blah but even if her opponent wasn't a threat to human existence, the election would 'matter' for the Court alone.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 13:42 (seven years ago) link

Or not! Because the politicians are so craven and desperate that save a few kooks they lack the courage of their convictions.

― Josh in Chicago

well that would be fine if the nature of the assault wasn't the refusal or inability of congress to fulfill its constitutionally enumerated duties...

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link

more ankle flashing from rick wilson

http://dailycaller.com/2016/10/17/rick-wilson-trump-oppo-coming-that-could-end-the-race-make-even-ardent-trumpers-go-whoa/

“I know there’s more coming,” Wilson, an ardent NeverTrumper and senior advisor to Evan McMullin’s independent presidential bid, explained.

Asked to elaborate, Wilson said, “Trump’s personal life has long been a complicated thing and there are a number of stories out there that are being worked by the networks and by the other folks that I think would be very consequential, particularly in how conservative and evangelical voters view Donald Trump.”

Wilson added that those stories are “definitely in the offing right now” but he’d be “breaking some commitments to not leak them to other people” if he disclosed details.

also

In the podcast interview, Wilson also discussed the NeverTrump effort to field a third party candidate. While the movement ultimately settled on the little-known McMullin, Wilson said a lot of names were bandied about, including Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and television host Mike Rowe.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 13:45 (seven years ago) link

Or maybe we'll have 4+ years of a 4-4 court

XXP

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 13:46 (seven years ago) link

xpost I mean, congress et al., they don't vote on things ... until they have to. They threaten to shut down the government, but it's rarely happened and quickly remedied. And so on. It's really frustrating because for every 50 votes against the ACA or independent investigation into Clinton, all they accomplish is wasting time and money. And of course further aggravating their constituents, convinced of coverups and conspiracies and that failure means their truth-seeking democratically elected representatives are being thwarted.

Which means congress comes out ahead ("at least we tried, darn it") and their supporters come out behind ("our rights are being stomped on!").

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 13:46 (seven years ago) link

The expendability of Congress in the last two years has been the most serious blow to representative government in my lifetime.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 13:49 (seven years ago) link

Someone starting to see the writing on the wall. ("KO" is NBC News' Kelly O'Donnelly, "CC" is Chris Christie.)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvDc6NsUIAELTPt.jpg

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 13:52 (seven years ago) link

That was my issue with Taibbi's piece- he can turn a pithy phrase for sure, and he makes a few good points, but then he ends with "we've never been so stupid and fucked up!" Which is just such a self-obsessed, blind, completely ignorant and "truthy" statement on its face.

― El Tomboto, Monday, October 17, 2016 11:17 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if you just wrote "that's my issue with everything taibbi has ever written in the fucking history of ever, except maybe that time he wrote about rex ryan," you'd also be correct

i've watched a lot of cats do weird and interesting things (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 13:57 (seven years ago) link

Chris Christie, stoic philosopher

jmm, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 13:58 (seven years ago) link

like alfred said, congress isn't in a stable equilibrium. they're moving farther and farther right, at what seems, from this vantage point, to be an accelerating rate. this is a distant and hazy memory at this point, but i recall that when the united states default was a serious risk, ultimately john boehner resolved that by playing ball with the president. and for that he faced a revolt within his own party for being too accomodationist, started crying a lot, resigned and coerced paul ryan into taking over. paul ryan, four years ago in the vanguard of the hard right, is now in turn being excoriated as a "traitor" to the republican party.

for a significant- a decisive- bloc of the republican party, working with a democratic president, hell, even acknowledging the legitimacy of a democratic president, is treason. how is that going to play out the next time we need congressional approval to raise the debt ceiling?

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:01 (seven years ago) link

maybe alfred didn't say that and i just read that into his statement. sorry if i misconstrued you, alfred.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

Thanks for expanding, rushomancy! All I meant was that Congress doesn't legislate; it sits there, doing what its conservative constituents want, which is to do nothing.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:11 (seven years ago) link

They don't do nothing! They try, try so hard, to do stuff, but darn it, no one will let them. So they just keep on trying.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:20 (seven years ago) link

if congress was truly superfluous, i honestly would probably be ok with it, or at least no more than a little disgruntled. fine, let them have their meaningless sinecures. unfortunately, we really do need them to do stuff occasionally, and therein lies the problem.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:20 (seven years ago) link

^^ my feelings about the George H.W. Bush presidency

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

Remember when they tried to make the plasticware in the congressional cafeteria biodegradable or recyclable and they complained and reverted back to the old, standard plastic? See, they get stuff done! Or undone, I guess.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

god just leak the second Trump Tape already

frogbs, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:24 (seven years ago) link

Shit or get off the pot, Rick Wilson. In some conservative corner of the internet:

Republican strategist Rick Wilson says the oppo about to be dropped on Donald Trump will make even his most ardent supporters go “whoa.”

Speaking on the latest episode of “The Jamie Weinstein Show” podcast, Wilson said he wasn’t just “sure” there was more Trump oppo coming, “I’m positive.”

“I know there’s more coming,” Wilson, an ardent NeverTrumper and senior advisor to Evan McMullin’s independent presidential bid, explained.

Asked to elaborate, Wilson said, “Trump’s personal life has long been a complicated thing and there are a number of stories out there that are being worked by the networks and by the other folks that I think would be very consequential, particularly in how conservative and evangelical voters view Donald Trump.”

Wilson added that those stories are “definitely in the offing right now” but he’d be “breaking some commitments to not leak them to other people” if he disclosed details.

While Wilson says there’s almost “never a silver bullet in oppo,” he believes what’s coming out on Trump is as close as you get.

“There are a couple of things out there on Trump that I think would end the race and I don’t have access to all of them but I am one of these people that spends my life on the phone talking to people and talking to oppo guys and talking to researchers” he said. “And there are some things out there that I think would cause even his most passionate supporters to go, ‘Whoa, wait a minute.'”

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:30 (seven years ago) link

Who even knows what that could be. He had a sexual tryst with a gay bible?

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:33 (seven years ago) link

yes of course there's a gay bible

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BWDMLII/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:35 (seven years ago) link

god just leak the second Trump Tape already

― frogbs, Tuesday, October 18, 2016 10:24 AM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea im getting a little tired of the speculation, also im starting to wonder if he's full of shit

marcos, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:37 (seven years ago) link

not that i doubt that there other "trump tapes" out there

marcos, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

If it was just Wilson I would agree, but I've seen similar, independent comments crop up from a number of different people over the past few weeks. Something's out there, question is what exactly.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

by this time tomorrow rick wilson will have started a kickstarter to get the tapes released

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:39 (seven years ago) link

Isn't the final debate tomorrow? Time for something to drop if it is going to.

Jeff, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:41 (seven years ago) link

and when it does come out it'll turn out all rick wilson had was a copy of the doctor who episode "mighty kublai khan"

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:42 (seven years ago) link

mind you i'd give rick wilson ten bucks if he had a copy of the doctor who episode "mighty kublai khan"

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

Here's my own hunch, short term at least: when the Billy Bush tape dropped, Trump faced a wave of rejections and a lot of dark commentary about how he had to 'do better' at the second debate. In that he shored up criticism from his own side, he 'succeeded' but only so much, but he did have 48 hours to do all that. If I was timing something and had a specifically vested interest in the outcome, I'd have it emerge tonight or tomorrow morning so he has barely any time to prep before the final debate.

That said, my long term hunch is more of 'hey he's skidding in his own right, why waste it now?'

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

imagine the strategic timing of these leaks -- if it's before the debate, it's the theme. but if he eats his Wheaties and does well in the debate, dropping the tape right after would change the spin

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:45 (seven years ago) link

A few people noted as well how it worked out with the Bush tape -- it set up Anderson Cooper to directly ask Trump "Well, did you ever do anything like that?" Trump specifically denies it on record, live, and a few days later the floodgates open. So if this could cause something similar to happen, before rather than after seems like the right approach.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link

It's weird that there's a debate tomorrow. It feels like there's less hype and anticipation compared to the last two.

jmm, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link

as is usually the case with third debates

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:49 (seven years ago) link

Look at the latest stats: most likely voters' minds hadn't changed after the second debate. Voting's taking place in many states already.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:49 (seven years ago) link

yeah I have no doubt other tapes exist of him saying or possibly doing vile things, the only question is whether or not someone will take the risk of leaking them

smartest thing Trump did is get everyone to sign NDAs and file a ton of frivolous lawsuits vs anyone who dare try to hurt him. I'm guessing there's a lot of this out there - given he's willing to say that much to a guy he doesn't know when he KNOWS there's a hot mic

I still think something's going to drop, like Ned I've heard this in multiple places with "insiders" so something's clearly up.

frogbs, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link

there is no intrigue as to how the third debate will go . Trump will just stand up there making the same shit up again and Hill will be her same calm self.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:51 (seven years ago) link

not a fan of O'Reilly but his "Trump needs to stop being such a big baby" line on Colbert was pretty good

I'm sure Hillary will be exactly the same but there is an open question as to how unhinged Trump will be. I mean his one takeaway from the 2nd debate seemed to be "boy that 'Im gonna jail ya' line went over really well!"

frogbs, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:56 (seven years ago) link

btw can anyone explain all these "polls are oversampling women by 22%" claims that idiots like Bill Mitchell keep tweeting about

frogbs, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:00 (seven years ago) link

I expect the third debate will just be them screaming "TAX RETURNS" and "EMAILS" at each other for 90 minutes. Boring.

Jeff, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link

As nutritive as the first two.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:04 (seven years ago) link

afaict trump had shown that he is incapable of "winning" the debates, as far as messaging is concerned. whether or not he actually performs to a minimum standard at the final debate is immaterial because his campaign & surrogates have shown themselves to be utterly inept at performing in the spin room or keeping their candidate from interrupting any favorable news cycle. a comparison to the clinton campaign's messaging & media savvy only make it worse for him.

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:05 (seven years ago) link

i suspect there will be some questions for trump about the "rigged election" statements he's been making

marcos, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:07 (seven years ago) link

Will he hold another perplexing press conference right beforehand?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:08 (seven years ago) link

beyond that the question in the first debate about "will you accept the results of this election"

marcos, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:08 (seven years ago) link

I'm not sure if Hillary dropped the "He's just upset that he's losing to a girl" line to his face yet, but if it were possible to bet on her saying it tomorrow, I would.

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:15 (seven years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/upshot/presidential-polls-forecast.html?_r=0

has anyone looked at this recently

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/qmhFBDe.jpg

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:19 (seven years ago) link

I know the specter of Bachmann looms large over the state's national image but I don't understand how anyone who has even a passing familiarity with MN would consider the state anything less than "Somewhat more Democratic"* considering that it has voted for the Democrat in the last 10 elections.

PS: When it comes to presidential elections, the state is much more Democratic than the country as a whole. It has been for my entire life.

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:26 (seven years ago) link

They're so Democratic they have their own special Democratic Party which I find extremely endearing

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:28 (seven years ago) link

538 suddenly very bullish on Senate flipping - D52-48R is now their most likely outcome (on Now-Cast), with D holding Nevada and making seven gains. No one else is saying this, 50-50 is the story nearly everywhere else. Huff Post down the other end of the scale saying 59% GOP control because "we don't have any polling data from Indiana". Huh?

Michael Jones, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link

we voted for mondale iirc?

xpost

But not McGovern!

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link

538 suddenly very bullish on Senate flipping - D52-48R is now their most likely outcome (on Now-Cast), with D holding Nevada and making seven gains. No one else is saying this, 50-50 is the story nearly everywhere else. Huff Post down the other end of the scale saying 59% GOP control because "we don't have any polling data from Indiana". Huh?

― Michael Jones, Tuesday, October 18, 2016 11:29 AM (eight minutes ago

nowcast is clickbait, not a projection system

k3vin k., Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:39 (seven years ago) link

Ah, 2018, already wearying.

http://www.businessinsider.com/curt-schilling-2018-senate-2016-10

In that he has assholes supporting him I don't doubt, but given ALL the obvious shit he's done and spewed, is he seriously going to try and coast on his bloody ankle or something?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

Oh my god Schilling is not going to make it out of the primary

this is going to be hilarious

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link

nowcast is clickbait, not a projection system

Well, ok - Polls-Plus is almost as bullish. Six flip and NC is a dead heat.

Michael Jones, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link

xp v psyched for him to go down in flames

i've watched a lot of cats do weird and interesting things (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link

for a significant- a decisive- bloc of the republican party, working with a democratic president, hell, even acknowledging the legitimacy of a democratic president, is treason

Yeah that. And note that it wasn't so long ago that Republican presidential candidates were trying to outdo each other on the number of Federal departments they would immediately abolish. Me, I'd like there to still be an EPA, for example, however impotent and imperfect it may be. Even very little progress is preferable to sliding backwards.

Trompians and Ryanoids may hate each other, but they both hate government and want to see it obstructed. I'm happy to agree that government is a clunky and imperfect machine. But for some at-risk entities, it is very nearly the only machine working on their behalf. One group of people wants to at least try to use it, mostly for good. Another group of people wants to throw shoes and wrenches into it.

Personally I am not expecting a transformation or a sudden shift toward socialist utopia. I would regard NOT sliding backwards, on a thousand fronts, as sufficient progress.

speak bigly and carry a soft stick (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:48 (seven years ago) link

Voting's taking place in many states already.

I get to vote tomorrow. Can't wait to have it over and done with.

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:48 (seven years ago) link

So the hope is that this Rick Wilson tease will cease with the release of something today or tomorrow? If it isn't deployed in front of this last debate is it still something we should expect? Only asking here because I am not as on top of things as most of you or following anyone on Twitter.

Evan, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

DFW's favorite person John Ziegler is calling BS on it:

https://twitter.com/Zigmanfreud/status/788405273916420096

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link

ok so apparently Trump's email servers were running on Windows Server 2003 on IIS 6 unpatched? if so someone has to have hacked it by now?

frogbs, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

looks like russ feingold is going to win his seat back

k3vin k., Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:55 (seven years ago) link

new wikileaks podesta emails show a highly efficient & coordinated campaign operation and a candidate who is an effective executive, also aide huma abedin is like super smart and competent

honestly I am really astonished that anyone is trying to wring a scandal out of the tedious sausage-making of a campaign, but otoh WETWORKS!!!

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

Dilbro is about to shut down Twitter, watch out folks

http://blog.dilbert.com/post/151981022076/is-twitter-shadowbanning-me

frogbs, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:59 (seven years ago) link

As a patriot, I would feel obligated to help kill Twitter. (And you wouldn’t want to bet against me.)

About that.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link

given his diet of McDonalds and KFC buckets I'm guessing Trump is already quite familiar with the "nuclear oppo dump."

evol j, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

I get to vote tomorrow. Can't wait to have it over and done with.

I'm voting on Election Day. It's a ritual, like going to the record store on a Tuesday used to be.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

im not sure i follow the reasoning that necessarily puts the next oppo release prior to the debate. wouldn't it be more effective to let the debate news cycle play out & then hang a millstone around his neck without giving him the opportunity to respond on live primetime tv?

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:11 (seven years ago) link

Speaking for myself, that's also what I was asking. I'm not sure which is a better strategy.

Evan, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

yea im wondering if post-debate is better. it was amazing to hear so many commentators talk about how "trump didn't win new voters but he stopped the bleeding" after the 2nd debate

marcos, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

i'd think that if the oppo dump is being coordinated to time with the debate, they may have learned their lesson from Trump's mostly failed but certainly distracting stunt before the second debate. doing it immediately before or a day or two after the debate doesn't seem like a bad idea. but yeah who knows what it is or even if it's real!

nomar, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

can't believe this dumbshit e-mail thing is back in the headlines again just because someone used the term "quid pro quo" in an e-mail

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link

I can't believe you just used the phrase 'quid pro quo' in your post, what are you hiding

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:16 (seven years ago) link

if it's as bad as everyone's suggesting I can only guess it's him on tape bragging about having sex with minors / xpost

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link

that cilizza article is garbage, that guy is such a fucking dork, he's been doing these stupid "why ____ is a BIG problem for democrats" pieces for years

marcos, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

Whatever entity or entities have been timing these stories, so far it's clear to me that they are some pretty fucking savvy media players. (NYT leak was to a reporter who was known to check snail mail; WaPo tips came to the famously diligent Farenthold.)

This may be a big experimental space! What we may see is a test - in the real world and in real time - of whether immediately pre-debate (get the information in front of a large audience) is better than post-debate (use it to eclipse potentially favorable debate coverage, and re-win a media cycle).

speak bigly and carry a soft stick (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

The newest oppo is going to leak directly to the moderators' earpieces 15 minutes into the debate.

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link

Dammit, beat me to that link:

“Though covering the candidates’ positions on subjects like immigration and entitlement reform is critical, we’ve also blocked off an entire 15-minute segment at the beginning to discuss whatever bombshell information comes out about Trump before Wednesday night,” said moderator Chris Wallace, adding that the allotted time would be dedicated solely to scrutinizing any new accusations of criminal conduct from Trump’s past or outrageous statements uttered by the candidate himself that emerge in the next 36 hours.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

and tell NRO the news!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link

The newest oppo is going to leak directly to the moderators' earpieces 15 minutes into the debate.

"Mr. Trump, in this recently-released video, you're shown ripping a baby to pieces, guzzling its blood, then using its head for a pickup soccer game with naked crack whores. What would you say to those who would say that this says negative things about your temperament and your ability to lead this nation?"

"Chris, First of all let me say that whatever I may have done - and I'm not saying I did anything, by the way - whatever I may have done is far less dangerous for the country than the bad, sad, very-against-baby crimes committed by the Clinton crime syndicate and their allies in the crooked media...."

speak bigly and carry a soft stick (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

Oscar-winner Michael Moore dives right into hostile territory with his daring and hilarious one-man show, deep in the heart of TrumpLand in the weeks before the 2016 election.

oh no

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:42 (seven years ago) link

dear god, why

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link

no one's going to give a fuck about this

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link

Imagine the double bill of this and Oliver Stone's W.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link

introduced by Joseph Wilson

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link

W is actually a good movie

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:55 (seven years ago) link

I like this NRO commenter:

Ralph DuMont
It is stupid and counter-productivto a strong republic to make voting easier. People should have to actually expend some time and energy to cast a ballot. The lazy and stupid people who are held by the hand so they can vote should have to hoof it on their own. No reason absentee ballots are another idiotic feature of our elections. If you can't make time in your day to cast a vote, I don't think you should vote. Absentee ballots should require a good reason--illness or infirmity, unavoidable absence on the day of the election.

I stood in line for four hours to waste my vote on Mondale in 1984, with a lot of people who also felt it important enough to stand in line. If you're too lazy to stand in line to vote, the hell with you.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

if I voted for Mondale thirty-three years ago, maybe I'd be pissed too.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

dear god, why

it's his thang. he does what he wants to do. we can't tell him who to sock it to.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

moore's next project will be a scathing and hilarious indictment of the religious right told entirely through movement

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link

this is probably the same guy who stands four hours in line at best buy on black friday instead of using amazon

nomar, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link

remember when michael moore wasn't such an annoying fuckwit

akm, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

Who is this supposed to help and/or hurt? What possible audience would this reach in time to influence at all? If he's aiming at last-min clueless/low-info voters, how many potential Trump voters wouldn't have already written off anything from him anyway?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

If you can't make time in your day to cast a vote, I don't think you should vote.

thanks. i'll remember that the next time I give a fuck what you think.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

remember when michael moore wasn't such an annoying fuckwit

actually... I don't

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

roger and me was very good

akm, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

even though the title is grammatically incorrect

akm, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

I assume there was a point where I didn't think he was an annoying fuckwit, probably before I started watching his movies

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

lol: http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/10/17/in-deep-red-florida-signs-of-trouble-for-donald-trump/92289190/

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, October 18, 2016 10:43 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i think the trump campaign and a lot of the (male) talking heads have no idea how much these harassment charge have damanged him amongst women, was at a meeting withe prez of our company and she was telling me about her first job decades ago where her boss tried to play "footsie" with her under the table and lunch, she raised an objection w/the supervisor and nothing happened and she was remprimanded for writing a letter about it instead of "coming to him first"...i'd guess she is a centerist republican who i think is voting for hillary despite being not a fan at all...probably wouldn't have loved jeb i'm sure....anyway i think there's just so many stories like that out there and a lot of women who relate to the way trump is saying they are lying

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

iirc i enjoyed bowling for columbine. seems so long ago. i saw fahrenheit 911 in theaters + i think it was entertaining.

Mordy, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:02 (seven years ago) link

remember when michael moore wasn't such an annoying fuckwit

― akm, Tuesday, October 18, 2016 12:59 PM

when was that

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:02 (seven years ago) link

remember when michael moore wasn't such an annoying fuckwit

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gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:02 (seven years ago) link

the one where he goes to the cuban hospital was unwatchable

Mordy, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link

roger and me was very good

― akm, Tuesday, October 18, 2016 12:00 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i feel like most of the good in it is cribbed from the book "Rivethead" by Ben Hamper (the guy who movingly talks about losing his mind to "wouldn't it be nice" by the beach boys in the film)...Hamper (iirc) was a gonzo columnists who wrote from inside the factory when Moore was editing the Flint free weekly he worked on

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

the one where he goes to the cuban hospital was unwatchable

― Mordy, Tuesday, October 18, 2016

I wanted an asshole to prick him with a purportedly clean needle to see if he didn't get hepatitis from one of the world's best healthcare economies.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link

I was moved by Roger and Me at the time I saw it (when I was in middle school). By the time Bowling for Columbine came out I had at least enough critical thinking skills to know that he was stringing together a bunch of bullshit to make his points in some places. I'm saying that even though I'm broadly in favor of gun control. My ex-girlfriend dragged me to the theater to see Fahrenheit 9/11 and I was actively furious at some of it. He's not someone I want on my side.

how's life, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

roger and me was very good

― akm, Tuesday, October 18, 2016 1:00 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

even though the title is grammatically incorrect

― akm, Tuesday, October 18, 2016 1:01 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Maybe the implied full title is "A Movie About Roger and Me." WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

I remember liking Roger and Me but i was in college when I saw it

marcos, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

"i feel like most of the good in it is cribbed from the book "Rivethead" by Ben Hamper (the guy who movingly talks about losing his mind to "wouldn't it be nice" by the beach boys in the film)...Hamper (iirc) was a gonzo columnists who wrote from inside the factory when Moore was editing the Flint free weekly he worked on"

maybe, but it's still a good documentary, regardless of where he might have stolen stuff from.

bowling for columbine was good too. I liked Farenheit 9-11 because I'm a liberal but I'm not going to tout it as the be-all and end-all of great documentaries.

akm, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

"I remember liking Roger and Me but i was in college when I saw it"

does this mean your taste was bad in college? your critical thinking was poor? or (like me) you were drunk all the time?

akm, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link

To me, Michael Moore's signature achievement is when he wrote that "FIVE REASONS TRUMP WILL DEFINITELY WIN THE PRESIDENCY" post

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link

Agitprop/polemics have their place, but this just seems about as effective as Eminem releasing that single so late in the '04 campaign.

It's like the periodic structure of quadrennial elections along with the depoliticization of every other aspect of daily life means that we get so much noise about voting and voting only; not organizing, not voter reg, not candidate dev/grooming, and we get stuff like this that is well-meaning but so fucking clueless. Like it reflects this idiotic idealization of why/how people vote, that we are influenced like last-min surprises(?) up until the second we step into the voting booth. Coincidentally, this is also the model that most glorifies the person posting this stuff, that they become this valiant hero who staved off Apocalypse and won thru methods akin to some horrifically righteous Sorkin moment.

So we get a lot of sturmunddrang that materially affects jackshit and good for nothing other that oh-so-fortunate branding reinforcement.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link

I remember being entertained by some of the bits on his short-lived TV show, but the more I thought about them later, the less I liked them. Like the thing where he loaded up a semi with a bunch of Soviet kitsch, painted it red with a big yellow hammer and sickle on the side, and did a "Communism farewell tour," driving it through a bunch of small towns and recording how angry it made people. Ostensibly clever, yes, but then I thought, eh, more than a few of these people probably lost friends and loved ones in Korea and Vietnam under the aegis of "fighting Communism." While a victory lap around the USSR is fine, this was just mean and petty.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

There was an Eminem single?

how's life, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

These people. (Via Maura on Twitter.)

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/republican-national-committee-election-rigged-229936

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:20 (seven years ago) link

I'd like for Michael Moore to do a documentary on Morgan Spurlock doing a documentary on Michael Moore's documentary process; hopefully the ensuing Moebius loop of reinforced self-regard would trap them

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link

"And now an epilogue by Errol Morris."

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link

michael moore should do a documentary where for 30 days morgan spurlock survives only on a diet of food michael moore chooses for him

nomar, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link

These people. (Via Maura on Twitter.)

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/republican-national-committee-election-rigged-229936

omg lol

"we nominated an unelectable clown as our candidate so clearly the reason he's going down in flames is because Politico is fixing the election"

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link

Meanwhile: http://people.com/politics/people-writer-attack-by-donald-trump-corroborated-six-named-sources

Six colleagues and close friends who corroborate former PEOPLE writer Natasha Stoynoff’s account of being attacked by Donald Trump in 2005 are now coming forward. Among them is a friend who was with Stoynoff when she ran into Melania Trump later in N.Y.C.

The wife of the Republican nominee denies meeting Stoynoff after the attack, but Stoynoff’s friend Liza Herz remembers being there during the chance meeting.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

Cool, maybe the GOP will convince enough of their constituents of the rigged system that they won't even bother to vote. Stupid, self-defeating motherfuckers.

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link

eminem - mosh

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

“It depends on what you mean by ‘rigged.’ Our nominee is experiencing an unprecedented onslaught by most of the media in the country,” said Miriam Hellreich, an RNC committeewoman from Hawaii.

Yeah, that's not what 'rigged' means. I feel like this a constant thing this week, the slide from 'voter fraud' to 'media bias'. One of Trump's recent tweets: "Voter fraud! Crooked Hillary Clinton even got the questions to a debate, and nobody says a word. Can you imagine if I got the questions?" What does that have to do with voter fraud?

jmm, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

wow your unprecedentedly unqualified and terrible and despicable candidate is taking some shots

nomar, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link

if trump got all the questions ahead of time he'd still fuck it up. he's whiffing on softballs from o'reilly wtf do you think?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:32 (seven years ago) link

Vehicular manslaughter! I stuck the shredded ruin of what used to be my hand in a running garbage disposal and Crooked Hillary still has both of her hands. Shameful!

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:33 (seven years ago) link

roger and me was very good

the porn parody, "Rogering Me," was unfortunately a box office flop iirc

speak bigly and carry a soft stick (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:34 (seven years ago) link

Roger In Me, surely.

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:36 (seven years ago) link

Meanwhile, the cri de coeurs from NeverTrump right wing types are going to flood in. They are already:

http://theresurgent.com/dont-blame-god-or-america-for-trumps-loss/

(Mind you, you should see what this guy's 'rant' from last night hoping HRC would somehow lose is like:

http://theresurgent.com/deus-ex-machina/

Etc. etc.)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:38 (seven years ago) link

Meanwhile, in other theological stretches:

https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/788390784257196033

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link

fox news moves texas from solid R to learn R

someone post the bin laden thumbs up cartoon

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link

*lean

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

given the vast and excessive history of stolen elections in this country it's sadly hilarious what people consider "rigged" these days. It's not like we're living in the era of district bosses just making up polling numbers after being paid off or people being shot/beaten to keep them from voting or any number of more blatantly corrupt practices - but then we are talking about people who are almost entirely ignorant of facts/history

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:54 (seven years ago) link

The GOP decided to run with Trump; actively suppressed all efforts to stop him at the convention when delegates balked; allowed Trump to run the worst presidential campaign in modern history; agreed not to vet Trump to uncover what is now coming out in the press; [...]

here is where I started giggling because oh what a lengthy vetting process it must be to type "Donald Trump" into Google and then read the first few links

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

Well, he's talking about the more in-depth background work candidates (normally) agree to let themselves be vetted for.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

Steve Berman at theresurgent.com seems absolutely frantic in the realization that all those white nationalists he's aligned himself with in the GOP rejected the "godly" candidates he favored, like Ted Cruz. He doesn't seem to appreciate just how disgusted his ungodly allies were with having to swallow the sort of unctuous hallelujah-shouters he loves so much.

Lately it seems like every last piece of the GOP coalition now hates the guts of every other piece of it. It's about time, too.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK-kWRAVmRU

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 18:18 (seven years ago) link

Resurgent links are a rabbit hole and yet I can't resist.

There’s a sort of rhythm to the two-way polling between Trump and Clinton. It’s largely driven by events like the conventions, debates, and world events, but it’s also got a heartbeat of its own. The mean days in a Trump/Clinton peak cycle is 58.5, since May, with only about a 10-day variance.

I think what this garble means is that there have been a few times when Trump has been doing relatively well compared to Clinton, and if you squint JUST RIGHT they seem to come about two months apart.

March: OMG Trump is actually doing pretty well in these primary thingies; perhaps he really has a chance.

May: FBI slams Clinton but doesn't lock her up; Trump clinches nomination.

July: RNC convention/unification bounce (prior to Clinton's DNC convention/unification bounce).

September: FaintGate.

Whooaaahaaaoh pattern of three or maybe four!

We are now at peak Clinton, and by the mean days cycle, we should be back to peak Trump around November 15. But if the low value of 53 days is used, we’re at peak Trump on November 10. If peak Trump were to come just two days early, he could peak on election day.

Garble garble garble maaaaarggh sample of four (if we're counting generously) garrrbaaaaaghl.

None of this is scientific the way the boys at FiveThirtyEight would see as significant

No shit, really?

but Nate Silver has also written that Clinton, at an 85 percent probability of winning, faces a steeper statistical climb due to diminishing returns.

What Silver means is that it's harder to get from 85% (pretty damn probable) to 95% ("the sun will rise" level certain) than it is to get from, say, 30% probability to 40% probability (which are both kinda-sorta probabilities). Which is as it should be.

The steps between 85% probability and 100% probability SHOULD be very hard percentage points to get, as they distinguish between "probably gonna happen" and "definitely gonna happen."

speak bigly and carry a soft stick (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 18:19 (seven years ago) link

that is numerology

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

soon these people won't even agree on what numbers are

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

they'll be all Terence Howard 1+1 = 1!

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

So has anybody had the stomach to watch these latest O'Keeffe bits of nonsense? Because RW Twitter is BLOWING UP over them.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link

I watched a couple minutes and it was really dumb

sounds like they're mistaking a regular GOTV effort for voter fraud (lol)

nothing is sourced either so yeah

frogbs, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

rubes gonna rube xp

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

That's what I figured when I saw something about "busing them all over" was taking something innocuous like driving a bunch of people to the polls and insinuating that they're taking them to vote at multiple locations.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 18:33 (seven years ago) link

lol @ them imagining voting fraud is like a beer crawl

nomar, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link

Does the GOP really want to open up a discussion about attempts to defraud the voting process? Do they really?

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link

If the stuff about paying mentally ill people to agitate is legit that's fairly shitty but pretty low-level. Otherwise, sneaking protestors into rallies seems like...exactly what the Trump campaign does?

JoeStork, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link

busing, huh

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link

xxxxpost lol, the "Hillary got her questions a week early" myth is still getting touted? that was debunked by Snopes almost a month ago.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

And by anyone watching who'd ever done actual preparation for an important thing instead of assuming they could totally just show up and wing it.

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link

HOW DID SHE HAVE A POLISHED ANSWER READY FOR THAT QUESTION, IS IT CHEATING OR WITCHCRAFT?!?

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link

Trump and the GOP are aligning very nicely with my workplace experiences, where almost to a number the squeakiest wheels and whiniest blame-meisters are those who are bad at what they do and prefer to put their energy into deflection and distraction rather than trying to get better at what they do.

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 18:58 (seven years ago) link

So you're saying he really does tell it like it is

Evan, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

Meantime, I assume this will also cover a rant about Ryan:

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/788453523885137921

NEW: Trump will call today for a Constitutional amendment to impose term limits on all members of Congress

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

at last!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

More base appeasement, for even an eight-member SCOTUS would swap this thing aside

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

mitchellvii is just another guy who discovered how to get attention. right now I bet he's busily figuring out the angles on how to monetize it.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

What do you suppose are the odds Trump knows that both houses of Congress have to approve Constitutional amendments and will be in no hurry to limit their own tenures?

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link

Ingraham already figuring out a way to escape to the future:

https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/788457783079370753

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link

lol oh man

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

"If"

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

red pill economist ‏@redpilleconomic 12m12 minutes ago

. @IngrahamAngle I'll be in Singapore making sure I avoid Labor and Reeducation camps and making sure my children get my money when I die

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:29 (seven years ago) link

Ah yes, that legendarily lenient Signapore government will welcome him with open arms

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link

hahahahaha these people

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:33 (seven years ago) link

haha rock on with your bad selves, trumpers

wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:33 (seven years ago) link

Can people with no education go to re-education camps?

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

One of the lesser-known koans.

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link

Next thing you know, they're gonna create special institutions dedicated to education and mandate Americans to go for twelve years or so

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link

voting results are in descending order of treasonous behavior

nomar, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

This is more what I'm hoping for post-election: rather than expressing their dismay via violence and revolutionary action, Trump's ilk opt to sulk in their bunkers and spend four years constructing ever-more-insane conspiracy theory fanfic.

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link

i suppose we've completely ruled out the possibility of anybody learning from their mistakes at this point. :(

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link

Yes. People who engage in stubborn antagonism for its own sake are rarely the same people inclined to engage in healthy personal growth.

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link

after 2012 there was a lot of talk among GOP leadership about years "in the wilderness," fast forward to 2016 & they've nominated a sasquatch who wants to eat them

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

Kaleb Horton, once more:

http://www.mtv.com/news/2944159/its-such-a-little-thing/

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

Trump proposing an initiative to allow fictional characters to run for office

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

I asked if the sexual assault accusations bothered her.

“Not at all. I've been a waitress for 32 years. Being attractive is what made me most of my money, and I'm fine with that. I've been sexually harassed all my life, and I liked that! It was not insulting to me.”

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link

For those getting overwhelmed and hyperanxious about all this shit, Dan Harris of the 10% Happier podcast posted an ep specifically about dealing with election stress. It's working with mindfulness & meditation, and amusingly bourgie, but it could be useful

https://www.podcastchart.com/podcasts/10-happier-with-dan-harris/episodes/40-election-stress-special-bonus-episode

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

Keillor Keilloring:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/next-stop-for-donald-trump-nebraska/2016/10/18/a64bdec6-9554-11e6-9b7c-57290af48a49_story.html?utm_term=.945841f04a3e

But I do like the opening paragraph:

This election is winding down, thank heaven, and barring a bombshell backstage video in which Hillary Clinton is heard talking about how she loves to stroll into a men’s room and let out a whoop and yank the waistbands of men at the urinals and yell “Snuggies!” the outcome is in sight, and finally we’ll be done with Nate Silver and Politico and RealClearPolitics and the ranting and raving on YouTube and the borderline-psycho posts on Facebook by people we wish we weren’t related to, and we can get back to real life.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link

[/i]A train roared by and he started yelling.

“He'd hurt the United States! More than he'd help it! Be the downfall for us! No good! The downfall!”[/i]

The Harbinger.

Their all losers and I like associating with loser (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 20:15 (seven years ago) link

i wonder if ol garrison has a facebook account under a fake name for his rl friends

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

A train roared by and he started yelling.

“He'd hurt the United States! More than he'd help it! Be the downfall for us! No good! The downfall!”

sad to see Brother Ali's lyrics getting so lazy

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link

xxxxpost My election anxiety eased considerably about ten minutes into the first debate and is pretty much completely gone at this point.

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link

“It's got nothing to do with that. It's such a little thing. I've been assaulted myself; it's such a little thing.”

“So what matters to you?”

“I'd like to get water. We have no water. You should see my yard. It's dirt. I can't water my yard.”

this lady has unrealistic demands from a presidential candidate

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

My election anxiety has been replaced by an "Armed Psychos are Convinced the Election is Rigged" anxiety. It's (probably) irrational but it's there.

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link

no see the reason she can't water her yard is because Dianne Feinstein personally gave all her water to some endangered fish

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

No Assault for Water!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

Where are the other October surprises we were promised? Bo-o-o-o-ring.

Patti Labelle is in here with her high but mediocre singing voice. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

Keillor spins comforting fantasies about decent and warm-hearted Midwesterners who all smell like freshly-baked bread and have odd little foibles we can chuckle over, like shooting their molesters in the gut. He's like a talking plateful of comfort food. In trying times like these, this almost constitutes a public service.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

Trump IS the October surprise.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

"The surprise was you ALL along!"

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

the real October surprise was the friendship we found along the way

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

I know the answer is "desperation," but why would he introduce term limits now? No doubt he will try to make that a thing Wednesday. "Crooked Hillary, sign this pledge to make Congress illegal!"

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

Like, if only it were that easy.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

And yet people saying he has no detailed policy proposals. Sad!

wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 20:43 (seven years ago) link

"I asked if Bill Clinton's sexual scandals bothered her. “Yes, but not because he did it. Because he did it to his wife in such a public way.”

This got her talking, not about Trump’s wives and how they must have felt, watching their husband go out on TV and treat his marriages like a drunken game of mini-golf, but about the Clintons. “I don't trust either one of ’em as far as I can throw ’em. They're criminals. Going back to when they had their best friend killed. Supposedly he got ‘mugged’ in a park. I don't believe that. Liars.

“I don't trust them at all. And I do trust The Donald,” she said, and she meant it. “I trust him to make appropriate business decisions. Our country is in serious trouble. And I'm just so sick of political correctness. I realize it's a sign of the times, but ... I'm hoping for a little last hurrah for America before we have to go through what's coming.”"

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 21:08 (seven years ago) link

I kinda wanna ask these lock her up people if they think Hillary's 100 emails that she undeniably mishandled are worse than the 8 folders of confidential information that Petraeus knowingly shared with someone he was fucking (who later copied 300 documents from it) and lied to investigators.

cos y'know....he didn't get locked up, just $100,000 fine and 2 years proby.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 21:36 (seven years ago) link

I didn't even have to think of Trump's rape
Today was a good day

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 21:50 (seven years ago) link

this thread title keeps reminding me of "Ballad of Booth" from Sondheim's Assassins

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 21:52 (seven years ago) link

Tribally reinforced political beliefs, like many of us have

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 21:52 (seven years ago) link

Xp

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link

Meanwhile this woman remains a complete fucking moron.

Dr. Jill Stein ‏@DrJillStein Oct 17
Where is the defense of Wikileaks from all the pundits who've speculated that Trump would try to silence critical journalism? 🤔

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 21:59 (seven years ago) link

she is also responsible for this (thank you John Oliver for bringing it to my attention)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx3zMIeHsgA

akm, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:03 (seven years ago) link

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/it-was-a-nice-day-in-new-york-today-1787943270

Almost inevitable.

― Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, October 18, 2016 5:48 PM (fifteen minutes ago)

lol i love new york

k3vin k., Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link

Bradd JaffyVerified account
‏@BraddJaffy
Trump is bringing Obama's half-brother to the debate, @KatyTurNBC reports

k3vin k., Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link

lol @ viceland bustop ad xpost

PappaWheelie V, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link

(wait paypohne ad?)

PappaWheelie V, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:23 (seven years ago) link

Omg, Obama's half brother! They should cancel the debate now.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:28 (seven years ago) link

Hillary should bring Trump's worthless whole children.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link

Every one of them entirely white, no less.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:30 (seven years ago) link

So I assume the half brother means some serious shit for breitbart aficionados only?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:33 (seven years ago) link

Bringing Mark Cuban was one thing, but Trump's response and choices for special guest stars is some far more incoherent petty shit below what a Game of Thrones character would even do

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:37 (seven years ago) link

should also bring roger clinton and what's left of billy carter imo

mark s, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:38 (seven years ago) link

Just that he's a Trump supporter. He may have claimed the Obama actually was born in Kenya too (which still doesn't mean a damn thing since his mother was an American citizen).

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:38 (seven years ago) link

Xpost and Michael Caine

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:38 (seven years ago) link

COOTER!

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link

And George Clinton.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link

Ecuador confirms that it cut of Assange's internet connection because he was using Ecuadorian net to meddle in a foreign election: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvFWwTTWYAAqLQ8.jpg:large

Frederik B, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:41 (seven years ago) link

then there's this

LAS VEGAS — A wall is going up outside the Trump International Las Vegas hotel Wednesday morning.

The Culinary Union, long a Donald Trump antagonist in Las Vegas, is going to "build" a wall of taco trucks outside Trump's hotel, just a couple miles from UNLV, site of the final presidential debate.

The groups aim to have at least five taco trucks outside the hotel, in addition to a banner in the style of a wall that participants will be able to sign.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:44 (seven years ago) link

Whatever happened to the Republican Party I grew up with, that won elections by emasculating and brutally smearing their opponents? Now they want to win by dredging up minor improprieties to try and get their opponent disqualified.

It's like "1-2-3-4, you incorrectly filled out Form B-4"

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:44 (seven years ago) link

The Cards Against Humanity publishers put up a billboard in Dearborn:

http://i64.tinypic.com/mvg1w8.jpg
Trans: Donald Trump can't read this but he's still afraid of it.

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:46 (seven years ago) link

should also bring roger clinton and what's left of billy carter imo

― mark s, Tuesday, October 18, 201

Donald Nixon, Neil Reagan.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:48 (seven years ago) link

Trump's ex-wives

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

Basically casting a reality show.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

they should just go for an all out prank war. trump should replace hillary's water glass with a trick glass that will cause it to spill. hillary should fill trump's glass with poison.

Treeship, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

Move your opponents bedroom up to the roof jersey shore style

i was going with the league of dem siblings but come one come all i guess

also: TEDDY!

mark s, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:52 (seven years ago) link

Obama's half-brother, Gennifer Flowers, George Clinton, Sarah Palin, Gary Busey, Roger Clinton, Delbert McClinton, Seal, Adam Levine, Pauly G ...

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:52 (seven years ago) link

Trump is gonna come in 30 minutes late wearing burnt and tattered clothing and claim Clinton's team shot a rocket launcher at his helicopter and then show Independence Day footage as proof

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link

he's definitely going to pull a stunt to "change the conversation" and top his last one, the deeply depressing "press conference." i'd say the more farcical the better. i'd even send an impersonator out there when they call his name the first time, just to throw people off.

Treeship, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link

Full on Manchurian Candidate time

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link

I kinda want him to attempt to respond to the President just to hear what Obama would say next.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 23:04 (seven years ago) link

"Bitch please
You must have a mental disease"

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 23:05 (seven years ago) link

Also, how many seconds before he mentions Bill Clinton? It was in his first answer last time. How heavy does he lean into it this time? Will he actually make airquotes when referring to "international bankers?"

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 23:07 (seven years ago) link

elaborate three-finger airquotes

mark s, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 23:08 (seven years ago) link

I want someone to spike his water with lsd

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 23:10 (seven years ago) link

man, imagine a drunk Trump

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 23:11 (seven years ago) link

why imagine?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMMcb1iyYl0

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link

Trump's final rehearsal for the final debate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co0aDXPTK5o

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 23:15 (seven years ago) link

He seems like the kind of guy who would just throw up after four beers and fall asleep.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 23:23 (seven years ago) link

lol at the article titles on RCP Morning Edition. always entertaining

Where Clinton Would Take Obamacare Phil Gramm, Wall Street Journal
Pledging the Trump Fraternity Emma Roller, New York Times
I'm a Bible-Thumping Etiquette Teacher for Trump Diann Catlin, USA Today
Why Michelle Obama Is Clinton's Strongest Surrogate Jeet Heer, The New Republic
The FBI's Own Summary Proves Clinton Broke the Law David Harsanyi, The Federalist
Donald Trump's Unpatriotic Campaign Ezra Klein, Vox
Is the System Rigged? You Betcha. Pat Buchanan, Pittsburgh Tribune-Review
A Litmus Test for Conservative Court Appointees Mark Paoletta, RealClearPolitics
2016's Manifest Misogyny Margaret Talbot, The New Yorker
Women Who Hate Trump, But Aren't With Hillary Clinton Emma Green, The Atlantic
Trump Misses Benchmarks, Is Running Out of Time David Byler, RealClearPolitics
Unite With Anybody to Do Right Charles Koch & Michael Lomax, USA Today
Israel Knows That Putin Is the Mideast's New Sheriff Shmuel Rosner, New York Times
Dawn of the New Iranian Empire Michael Rubin, Commentary
Everyone's Worst Investing Fears Andy Kessler, Wall Street Journal
Insider Candidates Flounder in Anti-Establishment Wave Josh Kraushaar, Natl Jrnl
Blunt, Bayh Face Similar Attacks in Senate Races James Arkin, RealClearPolitics

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 00:20 (seven years ago) link

Pat Buchanan's article brings the unintentional LOLs per usual

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 00:24 (seven years ago) link

Where Clinton Would Take Obamacare Phil Gramm, Wall Street Journal
Pledging the Trump Fraternity Emma Roller, New York Times
I'm a Bible-Thumping Etiquette Teacher for Trump Diann Catlin, USA Today
Why Michelle Obama Is Clinton's Strongest Surrogate Jeet Heer, The New Republic
The FBI's Own Summary Proves Clinton Broke the Law David Harsanyi, The Federalist
Donald Trump's Unpatriotic Campaign Ezra Klein, Vox
Is the System Rigged? You Betcha. Pat Buchanan, Pittsburgh Tribune-Review
A Litmus Test for Conservative Court Appointees Mark Paoletta, RealClearPolitics
2016's Manifest Misogyny Margaret Talbot, The New Yorker
Women Who Hate Trump, But Aren't With Hillary Clinton Emma Green, The Atlantic
Trump Misses Benchmarks, Is Running Out of Time David Byler, RealClearPolitics
Unite With Anybody to Do Right Charles Koch & Michael Lomax, USA Today
Israel Knows That Putin Is the Mideast's New Sheriff Shmuel Rosner, New York Times
Dawn of the New Iranian Empire Michael Rubin, Commentary
Everyone's Worst Investing Fears Andy Kessler, Wall Street Journal
Insider Candidates Flounder in Anti-Establishment Wave Josh Kraushaar, Natl Jrnl
Blunt, Bayh Face Similar Attacks in Senate Races James Arkin, RealClearPolitics

one of John Hollander's best sonnets imo!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 00:27 (seven years ago) link

Donald Trump told supporters Tuesday that they should stop reading newspapers and magazines and urged them to instead "read the internet."
"Forget the press, read the internet," the GOP presidential nominee instructed a crowd in Colorado Springs, Colo.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link

xp lol that would be funnier if you'd picked a flarf poet

j., Wednesday, 19 October 2016 00:35 (seven years ago) link

I like that Trump still seems to think the Internet is this homogeneous entity, like an all-knowing gelatinous being that is buried deep into the cracks of computer networks, that when summoned, will bear information that supports the uniform truth of Trump's inherent superiority.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 00:40 (seven years ago) link

...and not just a bunch of links people click on to get their dicks wet

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 00:40 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/ByKristenMClark/status/788411152187482113

didn't watch the debate. guessing it was pretty bad?

Mordy, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

how could someone lose a debate to rubio?

Treeship, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 01:13 (seven years ago) link

He steals all their water, too parched to speak.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/marco-rubio-climate-change-denial_us_5805634be4b0dd54ce34cd18

South Florida, including Rubio’s hometown of Miami, is already threatened by rising ocean waters caused by climate change. But at a Senate debate with his re-election challenger, the incumbent again doubted the existence of climate change.

“I am 100 percent in favor of mitigation, if in fact sea levels are rising,” Rubio said. He argued that policies to reduce carbon emissions are economically inefficient.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 01:20 (seven years ago) link

this is the new bullshit i see from yesterday's climate denialists who have read the tea leaves and realize that position is no longer tenable in educated society: yes climate change exists but government activity is ineffective in mitigating it so better to do nothing (or leave it to private interests). kinda feels like going around in circles - years spent educating these idiots that yes, the world is getting warmer, and in the end they can retreat to the same government-is-bad bailey.

Mordy, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

im for this, but only once it's too late
Xp

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

tbf it's too late

mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

It's never too late

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 01:37 (seven years ago) link

"Where there's life, there's hope." -some doctor guy

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 01:40 (seven years ago) link

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/2016/10/18/where-are-the-white-evangelicals-for-mcmullin/

McMullin is Mormon himself, so sectarian loyalty plays some role here, but the larger factor seems to be that Mormons in general find Trump’s character, misogyny and bigotry to be repugnant in a way that most white evangelicals still do not. For many conservative Republican Mormons, Trumpism is a deal-breaker. For most conservative Republican evangelicals, it’s not. That’s why McMullin’s long-shot campaign is up-ending the polling in Utah but not in the Bible Belt states where white evangelicals dominate Republican politics.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

yeah, um, why is that?

flappy bird, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

One of these groups is not like the other...

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 01:48 (seven years ago) link

i think bc most white evangelicals are christian as a catch-all term for a larger identity group of which christianity itself is only a small piece and therefore subordinate ideologically to other more important definitions of self - white, american particularly. in some ways christianity reinforces the most important tropes of this cultural group - fealty to authority, fear of secular centralization (which can oppress local rites + traditions), disdain for taboo + alternative practices. but generally overall it's just a feature of a hegemonic group - the flavor is christianity but it could just as easily be islamic or jewish or hindu etc. by contrast mormons are a minority group who in some ways share features w/ hegemonic america but the important bit is in the areas where they disagree. it's like when you're a construction worker among professors you feel your identity as a construction worker as more key to your self whereas the same person who is a man among only women feels their identity as a male more substantially. in america if you're a mormon you feel that identity as the most important one to your conception of self bc it's the area that distinguishes you from other [hegemonic] americans. but if you're a white christian maybe you feel fealty to right-wing politics are more key because everyone you know is a white christian. idk if this makes sense as a schemata but i think probably a total theory of evangelical right-wing christianity is not going to work (and as an interesting piece of evidence - women evangelicals have begun to come out against Trump possibly bc they feel their difference - being women - as key in this election cycle).

Mordy, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

I really don't think it has much to do with mormons as a minority. mormon culture is ridiculously straight-laced / fundamentally opposed to crassness. mormons are simply horrified by everything donald trump represents and don't want their children to have a president who brags about his penis size in a debate.

iatee, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

i didn't mean to draw a direct correlation between being a minority and being anti-trump (tho i've heard that argument forwarded - that they sympathize with some of trump's targets bc they've been marginalized) - i meant more that their mormonism qua mormonism is more significant in their lives than evangelicals for whom the term carries less weight vis-a-vis self-conception.

Mordy, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

yeah that makes sense

iatee, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

"He's going to lose and he knows that. He knows he's going to lose," Springsteen said. "And he's such a flagrant, toxic narcissist that he wants to take down the entire Democratic system with him if he goes."

"He simply has no sense of decency and no sense of responsibility about him," Springsteen said.

Bruce (on UK Channel 4) OTM.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

Mormons know what it's like to have the government fucking your shit up because of religious beliefs

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link

Mordy is also right. Mormons are in church or church related meetings and groups 3 days a week. Basically 6 days a week if you're in high school not to mention missions. They get deep into doctrine and their many tomes of religious texts.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 02:35 (seven years ago) link

And being a born again evangelical means you accepted Jesus into your heart one day then do whatever the fuck you want

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

In communities where Mormons are in the minority - ie everywhere but SLC and environs - they also learn what it's like to be weird and what it takes to be a somewhat misunderstood minority. They don't get shot in the street while unarmed, they don't have a vocal movement to exile them from the country, they don't get accused of being complicit with every terrorist attack that happens anywhere in the world, and they don't have to deal too much with being discriminated against in job interviews, but they are a minority and they are conscious of it.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link

I have had occasion to work with a shitload of Mormons because they're well represented in the intelligence community, because they get fluent at Provo and then immersed on their mission, and they are big on public service, including military, and despite the fucked up attitudes of LDS leadership on proselytizing to corpses and treating the LGBTQ community as subhumans, they are ubiquitously accepting and pluralistic folks, and they care about being nice at a level that a Canadian, a Southerner and a Lutheran put together would find impressive. My main issue with practicing Mormons is the same one I have with lots of other followers of popular religions around the world, which is that getting a beer with them ranges from awkward to impossible.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link

... Provo?

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link

assume he means they learn to speak foreign languages in Provo before going on missions

erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 03:00 (seven years ago) link

I wonder, what *does* being a born again evangelical mean to people? Like, has it changed versus say the 80s-90s? I have the vague sense that it was once at least a somewhat more all-encompassing part of one's life/identity for a greater number of people. Tune into the televangelists, buy all their books, spread the word. Wayward boomer squares in their 40s, the forgotten people who always had crewcuts and stayed in their hometowns, now feeling somehow empty, getting or re-getting religion and their lives changed forever.

Not saying that sketchy stereotype from my imagination has entirely gone away but is it possible that it's declined as a percentage of people who carry this identity? Would regularity of church attendance be a more relevant factor than the specific denominational identity someone reports? I'm realizing that somewhere between irregular childhood sunday school and age 34 I lost almost all firsthand contact wth churchgoing America. At some point I should ask my Kasich-voting stepmom about all this, and Trumpism too.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 03:02 (seven years ago) link

There are two foreign language schools in the USA that produce the vast majority of our nation's intelligence transcription and translation backbone, in the form of young men and women who are fully fluent in difficult-to-learn languages other than English, who are dedicated to the defense of the Constitution, and who can pass a full top secret clearance background check. One is the Defense Language Institute at the Presidio of Monterey, in California. The other is the Mormon missionary school in Provo, Utah.

The Provo kids go on mission, and then some of them choose to enlist; they then get orders to the aforementioned Presidio, and either learn a third language there or just test out and go on to their operational base.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 03:02 (seven years ago) link

And some of them go right to the CIA, or State Department, or FBI, you get the idea. My experience is with the ones who chose to wear pickle-colored pajamas on the weekdays, as I did.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 03:05 (seven years ago) link

my sister and her husband are those people

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 03:08 (seven years ago) link

Enlisted Chinese linguists from Idaho?

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link

this is really interesting, thanks for it.

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 03:11 (seven years ago) link

The Simpsons are Christian; the Flandereseses are Evangelical

(Rev. Lovejoy oscillates between the two, depending on the season and if David Mirkin wrote that ep)

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 03:20 (seven years ago) link

A Mormon introduced me to ilx in 2001!

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 03:38 (seven years ago) link

'this is not a place of honor'

j., Wednesday, 19 October 2016 03:40 (seven years ago) link

Enlisted Chinese linguists from Idaho?

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, October 19, 2016 4:10 AM (thirty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

arabic, utah.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 03:51 (seven years ago) link

Lol at the statement. Even his it support talks like that

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 04:24 (seven years ago) link

Felt sorta guilty lolling at this, but I still hold Presidential deadpan is a skill that explicitly needs to be written into the office charter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRQLU3IwNYs

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 06:06 (seven years ago) link

He looked so young 8 years ago
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/Obama_portrait_crop.jpg

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 07:45 (seven years ago) link

Heh:

Hillary Clinton needs Florida’s largest county to deliver big for her come Election Day — and Miami-Dade seems poised to do so.

Clinton wallops Trump by 30 percentage points, according to a new WLRN-Univision 23 poll released Tuesday that shows her ahead by 58-28 percent. That margin is 6 points wider than President Barack Obama’s over Mitt Romney in 2012, when Obama won Miami-Dade by 62-38 percent. Obama went on to victory in Florida by a single point.

Clinton’s spread over Trump is “the most that any Democrat has ever gotten, dating back to the 2000 election,” in Miami-Dade, said Fernand Amandi, the Democratic pollster who conducted the survey with his firm, Bendixen & Amandi International. Obama bested John McCain in Miami-Dade by 16 points in 2008. John Kerry defeated George W. Bush by only 6 points in 2004, as Al Gore did against Bush in 2000. Kerry and Gore lost.

In the poll, Libertarian Gary Johnson and Green Party candidate Jill Stein drew a combined 5 percent support. Clinton leads Trump by about 4 percentage points statewide, a Real Clear Politics polling average shows.

Blue Miami-Dade is no bellwether. But a Democrat could amass so many votes in Miami-Dade — and neighboring Broward and Palm Beach — to make it impossible for a Republican to match them in redder, less populated Florida counties.

“That’s why I think it’s a potential indicator that she’s likely to win the state,” Amandi said. (Broward is bluer, but Miami-Dade has more voters.)

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 10:32 (seven years ago) link

Mike Murphy on Morning Joe: "Winning the Republican primary has become merely the first step in blowing the general election."

wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 13:10 (seven years ago) link

hahaha what a good first line

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 13:11 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/7CGYSrL.png

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 13:12 (seven years ago) link

Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe got there first iirc:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7SZ8naFjDQ

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 13:15 (seven years ago) link

haha otm

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 13:24 (seven years ago) link

TENNANT: It was the worst television appearance we ever did in our entire life. It was The Euro Tube. We opened the whole show with 'West End girls' and I had to sing live, and it was fine. We then had to wait two hours, during which time I drank four pints of beer, then I had to sing 'Tonight is forever'. You have never heard anything worse in your entire life. You know when someone sings on the television and you say, 'Wow, she really can't sing'. This was my, 'Wow, he really really can't sing'. And during the drum break in the middle I couldn't think of anything to do, so I just turned my back on the camera. I thought they could film Chris."

So Trump can learn something.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 13:33 (seven years ago) link

Disappointed to find out that the Internet is not blowing up with what is, for me, the highlight of this campaign: the sign being held up in the live audience of Anderson Cooper's 24-hour countdown to the final debate, which read: PUNISH ARE VERY INTERESTING

"Intersting" having been misspelled, of course.

hardcore dilettante, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 13:40 (seven years ago) link

PUNISH WHY CUZ SHE LOOK INTERSTING

akm, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 13:45 (seven years ago) link

so... why exactly trump is planning to bring obama's half-brother to the debate? is this just racist birther dogwhistling or is there some other nefarious significance known only to AM radio listeners

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 13:47 (seven years ago) link

"Hillary is Black and was born in Kenya!"

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 13:49 (seven years ago) link

lol a poll just came out today showing Clinton up 5% in Arizona

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 13:50 (seven years ago) link

4% MOE so take with a grain of salt, but this was the first major one released post "grab em by the pussy"

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 13:52 (seven years ago) link

"Malik Obama said he was voting for Trump in part because he blamed the death of Libyan dictator Moammar Qaddafi on Hillary Clinton. Malik Obama claims that Qaddafi was a friend of his."

... oh.

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

http://www.vox.com/first-person/2016/10/19/13310016/jill-stein-millennial-voter

I face a lot of stigma for my choice to vote third party. People tell me I’m wasting my vote, or that I’m just trying to be different. But they are completely missing the point of why I’m choosing to do this. To me, my vote represents a moral choice. It reflects who I am as a person.

vomitemoji

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 14:08 (seven years ago) link

you might say it's a part of his personal brand

Mordy, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link

I would never vote for any of these third party candidates. Even so, Johnson and Stein are complete nitwits. So fuck your moral choice, millennial, what about using your eyes, ears and brain?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 14:14 (seven years ago) link

I don't begrudge anyone's right to vote for whomever they want. My issue is when the person says "I want to vote for a total garbage clown because that is who I am"

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

It is a moral, not a pragmatic, act.

Weird distinction. A lesser-of-two-evils vote is a moral calculation too.

jmm, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link

Voting literally isn't a moral act, I find myself wanting to yell yet again

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

oh man i was figuring trump would just end up devoting the debate to ramblings and insinuations about the GOP local headquarters attack in a vain attempt to get that to stick to clinton, but i underestimated his tactical instincts. indeed who could have imagined he would reach out to the president's half-brother, mourning his close personal dictator. that's it, clinton's done, it's over. although you'd think if trump was so opposed to people revealing their strategic choices ahead of time, he would have kept his surprise audience member an...actual surprise. "Each more surprising than the last!"

also, i suspect in trump's mind, being aligned with a kenyan proves birtherism isn't racist.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

Black Lives Matter emphasizes intersectionality, which is the idea that one’s social identities are inseparable and all significant when considering how marginalized groups are oppressed. I see Clinton as a person who does not have an intersectional mindset. How can she say she supports the black community in our country but then continue to support Israel as it violently occupies Gaza, where black Palestinians live? She lacks the globally progressive view that I want in a candidate.

Mordy, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link

black Palestinians?

Mordy, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 14:23 (seven years ago) link

i'd rather these kids bozo it up for stein than stay home, even though in electoral terms there's no difference whatsoever. the kids voting stein this year, most of them, will be solid democrats eight years from now, and the kids staying home, most of them, will probably never vote. this election will be a learning experience for them.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 14:23 (seven years ago) link

I suppose I can understand the logic of supporting Trump for people who are already befriending bona fide dictators. You're not doing worse at that point.

jmm, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 14:24 (seven years ago) link

which vote do i look best in?

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link

He should leave Obama's half bro behind and instead take along a melted steel beam from the World Trade Center, Vince McMahon and Gallagher. I mean, people in the first few rows should already be covered by plastic sheets as it is.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link

Scottie Nell Hughes Agonistes

https://www.gq.com/story/desperate-gamble-of-scottie-nell-hughes-trump-surrogate

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 14:30 (seven years ago) link

Also, this story is a treasure -- Indiana Trump campaign officials realizing how fucked they are:

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/10/vigo-county-indiana-trump-women-214368

Just minutes before the Trump team had arrived at Pizza City, the day after Pearman registered, they had stopped by the courthouse to greet early voters. At times, it was downright awkward to watch them interact with voters.

“Did you vote for Trump?” Samuel asked a man and his wife, who looked to be in their 50s or early 60s, as they walked out of the courthouse, fresh from the voting booth.

“No, we’re not that crazy,” the man said, chortling.

“I shouldn’t have asked,” Samuels said under his breath, as a reporter and camera crew from France 2 made a beeline to the couple, trying, unsuccessfully, to interview them.

Thirty minutes later, inside Pizza City, as Team Trump for Indiana met with about a dozen members of the local Pachyderm Club—a group of Republicans and Trump supporters—the mood was downright funereal. It had the feeling of a group of battle-weary survivors huddling around a campfire to count their losses while bracing for what the next day might bring. While the official purpose of the meeting was to get out the vote early, it quickly turned into a Trump supporter group therapy session.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

I can't harsh too much on the kids voting for independent candidates (I didn't know jack shit about the world either when I wasted my first vote on Perot). But it really only takes the most cursory observation to recognize that Stein and Johnson are like a notch or two above Trump in intelligence and competence.

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 14:33 (seven years ago) link

xp i hope they're fucked but it looks like he'll win indiana?

Mordy, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 14:36 (seven years ago) link

All these professional dickheads on Team Trump, I hope they are never allowed to live their mistake down.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

Well nobody was necessarily thinking he'd lose Indiana, right? I think any gloominess on their part is attributed to his chances overall.

Evan, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 14:40 (seven years ago) link

i don't know, i kind of think this election, specifically, is a moral choice. my opposition to trump isn't just because i think his so-called "policies" are hot garbage- it's because i think that on a basic human level, trump is morally and unethically fit to hold the office. supporting trump is a basic moral failure, and i have no personal respect for anybody who does.

and, you know, there are people, a lot of people, who feel about clinton the same way i feel about trump. i disagree with the judgment they have made, but i'm not going to pretend that there is no reason for them to feel that way, that their distaste for clinton is built _entirely_ on lies. and while the third party candidates may be _professionally_ unqualified for the office, there simply isn't as strong an argument that they are _morally_ unqualified.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link

On a basic human level, Trump is morally and ethically unfit to exist outside of a cell or cage of some sort. Maybe a back yard with a high fence but only if his leash were securely staked down.

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 14:56 (seven years ago) link

from that interview

What about in terms of her agenda? If she wins with Republican support, do you worry her progressive agenda will be weakened?

I’m not worried about it in terms of her agenda. The other day I allowed myself the fantasy of what a Clinton presidency is going to look like, and of course the big tactical question for every new president is which of their bills they introduce first, because that’s the one they have the most political capital to get across. I was like, well, it could be her paid family leave bill, it could be her bill for free college for everyone making under $125,000 and the debt relief for everyone. It could be her new tax credits for the very poor, who Peter Edelman—who resigned from the first Clinton administration over welfare reform—has said is the best poverty program he’s seen in a long time. I was like, wow, there really isn’t anything on her plate that isn’t a pretty strong, progressive, populist intervention. I’m pretty certain that there’s very little room for her to abandon that. She’s laid down some pretty strong markers. This is the Hillary Clinton who in her first major speech after the Democratic convention went to Planned Parenthood and gave perhaps the most unflagging, straight ahead, pro-choice message of any Democratic presidential candidate.

Mordy, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:00 (seven years ago) link

On a basic human level, Trump is morally and ethically unfit to exist outside of a cell or cage of some sort. Maybe a back yard with a high fence but only if his leash were securely staked down.

― Alito Shuffle

ouch. come on, let's not send him to gitmo here.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:03 (seven years ago) link

How is Trump so in character all the time? Like even the stupidest or rudest people I've met/seen are still more human in certain settings. I guess we're not ever seeing those moments where he's flipping through channels on the couch at night or quietly drinking a cup of coffee while scrolling through news in the morning etc, but when people are analyzing you so thoroughly for so long you're bound to have actual character development along the way either via being made aware of those exaggerated portrayals of yourself or the relentless magnifying glass just inevitably reveals some semblance of dimension. But with Trump, it just seems that he is so impossibly cliche cartoony Trump all the time no matter how hard you look and there is something extremely inhuman about that. Even Hitler enjoyed painting innocent, pretty little scenes when he had time to himself.

Evan, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:15 (seven years ago) link

From the Perlstein inteview:

[i]On the question of Trump’s uniqueness, how do you compare him to George Wallace, who you have written about?

Wallace was a competent administrator. [Laughs.]

OK, so zero for one.

He really was able to keep the trains running on time and manage a complex governmental unit in the form of the State of Alabama. Points to George Wallace there. But his ability and willingness to spur his audiences and constituency to whatever rage it took to empower himself is quite similar. Also, Wallace had so much more to work with. Compare the riots in Baltimore over Freddie Gray in which one CVS went up in flames to the riots in Chicago in 1968, where literally two straight miles of Madison Street, the main street through the black South Side, was rubble. A lot of this stuff Trump has to kind of, I wouldn’t say invent, because he certainly believes it’s true, but when he says that American cities are more dangerous than Afghanistan, it’s just nonsense. George Wallace could say that violent crime had quadrupled since he was a kid and he’d be right.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link

it's not a character xp

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link

it's not a character!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:17 (seven years ago) link

it's a tumor

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:19 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTO8_KNcuo

k3vin k., Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link

Trump is wholly reactive. He's possibly more personable in a private setting among, like, his family or something. But when he's in public and surrounded by people baying for blood and thunder, that's what he delivers

xxxposts Fascists tend to stoke fantasies of fascist comeuppance in me. It's a personal failing, admittedly, but it's all ultimately just a lampoon. I don't honestly want Trump to be kept in a medium sized cardboard box and poked by a stick but it's a fun visual to conjure up.

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:23 (seven years ago) link

How is Trump so in character all the time? Like even the stupidest or rudest people I've met/seen are still more human in certain settings.
His most human moment in the campaign was soberly talking about Harambe. So weird. (Ok, to be fair, he actually did sound compassionate and human during that "gaffe" when he was walking about soldiers with PTSD being "weak", in the full context.)

Nhex, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:24 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, some other dude from history was an animal lover, too, iirc.

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

I wasn't implying that he is "pretending" in any way, just amazed that before Trump it seemed no matter how anyone presents themselves publicly, you could imagine they'd have some relatively relatable human moments when not in the spotlight. Pretty hard to imagine him not completely at peak Trump even during the most mundane moments.

Evan, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link

Another man there was, made the walls build on time

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, some other dude from history was an animal lover, too, iirc.

― Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch)

you're talking about francis of assisi, right?

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link

I wonder if Trump even orders sandwiches in Trump-speak.

Evan, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link

He's a very against-pickles sub eater.

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link

We're gonna have the best lettuce, believe me, simply amazing

wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link

has stunt casting the debate audience been a thing in the past?

rob, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:35 (seven years ago) link

no--but didn't Reagan have newsworthy people in the audience during his state of the unions?

a (waterface), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

that still happens but it tends to be more uplifting in intent. the theatricality of planting theoretically upsetting people in the debate audience is so schlocky, like a TV lawyer trick

rob, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link

It's pretty much on the same level as what guests are invited to the State of the Union address.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link

Reagan started the practice of inviting honored guests

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link

Ah, honor.

Meantime, Wilson dropped another hint last night:

https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/788598825476849664

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link

huh. I guess I haven't paid enough attention to the trolling-ness of those SOU choices

rob, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

Wow, how did I already forget Michael Cohen's hyperhatable face?

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

but still, do members of Congress get to invite honored guests to the SOU who are there to explicitly throw the president off their game? anyway, not that debates are sacred or something, it just seems like a pretty embarrassing practice to become normalized

rob, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link

but still, do members of Congress get to invite honored guests to the SOU who are there to explicitly throw the president off their game?

Yup. This is how you get one of the Duck Dynasty dudes at an Obama SOU.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:54 (seven years ago) link

ok lol I definitely missed that

rob, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:54 (seven years ago) link

Anyway, Mr. Pareene:

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-election-is-done-by-the-way-1787947551

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:55 (seven years ago) link

Le Tigre reunites for a one-off Hillary song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLGFyxAP0QE

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link

That latest Rick Wilson tease-tweet, the "aren't even women he'd be attracted to" as the premise of the story he is linking...

Maybe it's that Trump had a fling with a dude?

Evan, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

xp also note the horrified posts in the Le Tigre thread

sleeve, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

If he had a fling with Michael Cohen, THAT would be revolting.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link

the wait for Rick Wilson video story expose thingy is worse than the wait for NX :-(

jamiesummerz, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

oh man that le tigre thing...

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:02 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, it's bad.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:04 (seven years ago) link

so ... its Le Tigre?

jamiesummerz, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

Maybe it's that Trump had a fling with a dude?

My money is on Bill Clinton

cookware regression (Dinsdale), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

I love Kathleen but yeesh

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

This is how you get one of the Duck Dynasty dudes at an Obama SOU.

Obama should have counter-trolled by inviting a duck imho

wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:10 (seven years ago) link

The new Julie Ruin is great, but that song is straight-up amateur hour.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

On the 'shits and giggles' side of things

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/788767824592379904

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

lmao

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:22 (seven years ago) link

can't believe the Dems buckled to O'Keefe yet again, how is that guy not in jail

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link

So a guest of Trump's tonight will be...Wayne Newton!

Which led to this:

https://twitter.com/AnnieLowrey/status/788756188103974912

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link

Uh so hey everyone, remember how we were all 'LOL' at remembering Eminem's "Mosh" yesterday?

http://www.complex.com/music/2016/10/eminem-new-song-campaign-speech

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

Em goes in for over seven minutes on the track

oh dear

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

That latest Rick Wilson tease-tweet, the "aren't even women he'd be attracted to" as the premise of the story he is linking...

This fuckin' guy.

Patti Labelle is in here with her high but mediocre singing voice. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:40 (seven years ago) link

i know it's been said but good lord that le tigre thing is fucking terrible

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link

Em goes in for over seven minutes on the track

no thank you!#!!!

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

In response, Trump has commissioned Skrewdriver for his campaign song

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:48 (seven years ago) link

man I've been on a couple friends' FB threads and their conservative relatives are going apeshit over the O'Keefe sting.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

the magic of editing

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

"this guy who fakes things made another totally amazing thing that I'm sure this time is 100% accurate and real!"

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

O'Keefe is a walking fecalith

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link

It's no "Deceptacon (DFA remix)", but I'll take what I can get:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLGFyxAP0QE

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

Oops, already posted. Sorry folks....

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

Completely nothing story anyway: https://www.google.com/amp/amp.timeinc.net/time/4536212/james-okeefe-project-veritas-video-democrats/%3fsource=dam

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 17:20 (seven years ago) link

o'keefe captures dnc operatives allegedly doing the sort of thing trump personally encourages his supporters to do, ok.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link

wow that le tigre thing is awful

marcos, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

Couldn't happen to nicer people!

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/10/roger-ailes-donald-trump-no-longer-speak

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

“Ailes’s camp said Ailes learned that Trump couldn’t focus—surprise, surprise—and that advising him was a waste of time,” Sherman said. “These debate prep sessions weren’t going anywhere.”

lel

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

I knew that Eric Metaxas guy was a clown but he just went full Godwin's Law

https://twitter.com/ericmetaxas/status/788744710252818432

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

Captures people that claim to be DNC operatives and either aren't actually on their payroll, or are misrepresenting their role, more like.

The other thing O'Keefe does is try to convince the target to agree to doing illegal shit for 15 minutes, have them repeatedly say "no, that's illegal", and then seize on parts of a response that don't strongly condemn the action or cut in mid-sentence to exclude important words and go "SEE HE'S TALKING ABOUT DOING ILLEGAL SHIT."

No, actually you were James

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

Xxxpost

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

It's no "Deceptacon (DFA remix)", but I'll take what I can get

you will?

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link

Em goes in for over seven minutes on the track

Do they mean "goes off"?

how's life, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link

Per @KatyTurNBC — some more Trump debate guests: Amb. Chris Stevens' fiance Lydie Denier, 'Lone Survivor' Marcus Luttrell, 4 'Angel Moms'

Apparently this "fiance" [sic] was briefly engaged to Stevens 21 years ago but they never married.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link

does Trump know that Malik Obama is apparently pro-Hamas? kind of a weird strategic move.

nomar, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 17:55 (seven years ago) link

Hari & Kamau posted a podcast interview with S.E. Cupp, and its an alternately interesting and infuriating look at the mental circumlocutions of an Anti-Trump talking head who's still a gung-ho GOP supporter on everything else.

hint: she very quickly associates the rise of trump support with "political correctness", college students & safe spaces, and "the liberal media's attack on Christianity."

They also talk about the Mets.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link

Do they mean "goes off"?

no, they mean "goes in"

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

@SimonMaloy
oh god I just realized how many campaign 2020 slogans will be eyesight puns

mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link

I doubt Trump knows anything more than he is Obama's half-brother, and even then, I doubt he knows what to do with that.

Trump: You might have noticed, I've brought Obama's half-brother.
Moderator: ... Um, OK. Secretary Clinton? Would you like to respond?
Clinton: To what?
Trump: I've brought Obama's half-brother.
Clinton: Um, OK.
Trump: Perhaps you didn't hear me. I said, I've brought Obama's half-brother!
Moderator: Mr. Trump, I honestly don't know what bearing that has on anything.
Trump: Sad! Loser! Rigged! Ugly!
Clinton: Who, Obama's half-brother?
Trump: No, you! And Chris Wallace! And the whole world! They're all out to get me! Everyone is out to get me!
http://wheresthejump.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Invasion-of-the-Body-Snatchers-4.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

Two questions:

1. What time is the debate tonight?
2. Is it time for a final election thread?

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

The one thing I will congratulate Trump on is his consistency in frustrating every dumbshit who thought he could somehow be molded or controlled or who figured he'd start believing differently once the gravity of his position had sunken in or who believed he was anything more than the ochre sack of nihilistic volatility that he so obviously is.

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/movieposters/189/p189_p_v8_aa.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:02 (seven years ago) link

Is it time for a final election thread?

i say we have a "final stretch" thread after tonight's debate maybe? there'll inevitably be at least one election day thread though.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link

In preparing to interview any Trump supporter/Clinton detractor, I'd establish ground rules for phrases and words that were off-limits, e.g. 'political correctness' or 'crooked'. I'm curious if anyone in that camp is capable of actually voicing an opinion rather than just parroting right-wing media buzzwords.

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:06 (seven years ago) link

Quid pro quo. Rigged. Locker room talk.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

That Metaxas guy fully thru in with the Breetbort types and Pro-Trump Evangelicas some time ago.

He also was on Kirk Cameron's Dominionist thing with Ben Carson last night.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:09 (seven years ago) link

Trump: You might have noticed, I've brought Obama's half-brother.

In his mind it plays out something like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FeMvQR-0VA

jmm, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:09 (seven years ago) link

Hoping Malik gets an onstage shout out "look at my African over here!"

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:12 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/788788951133761537

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:12 (seven years ago) link

loving those "Only Trump Will Beat ISIS" signs the day after Iraqi troops decimated ISIS positions.

nomar, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

Pareene's piece at Deadspin reads like someone who needs a vacation. Then again I imagine that always a true statement for Hamilton Nolan's boss.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:19 (seven years ago) link

Nice, jmm. Trump to Melania: "It's between the brothers, Melania...well, the brother and the half-brother."

clemenza, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

I feel sad for Malik Obama who I'm guessing? doesn't understand how the chess piece that he represents to Trump is being played.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link

trump is inviting pat stevens (mother of chris stevens); I didn't hear about malik obama. either way, who fucking cares?

akm, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

I feel sad for Malik Obama who I'm guessing? doesn't understand how the chess piece that he represents to Trump is being played.

― If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Wednesday, October 19, 2016 2:38 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Neither does Trump

Evan, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

Donald Trump’s campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway, said the Manhattan billionaire invited President Barack Obama’s half-brother, a Trump supporter, to the third presidential debate because the Trump campaign is “very inclusive.”

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/obama-half-brother-debate-2016-229983

waht

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

I assume a future trump administration will be staffed entirely with liberty university grads - kinda like the iraqi provisional authority under bush

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

I feel sad for Malik Obama who I'm guessing? doesn't understand how the chess piece that he represents to Trump is being played.

― If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Wednesday, October 19, 2016 2:38 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seriously?

flappy bird, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

"Tonight I've brought Malik Obama, Hillary's half-brother, and he is voting for me!"

(aide whispers to Trump that Malik Obama is Barack's half-brother)

"Sorry, I meant Barack's half-brother. My mic must have been rigged to say Hillary. Anyway, he is voting for me because of my strong stance on terror. I will bring down groups such as Hamas".

(Malik Trump gasps, flips off Trump, walks out of room).

"He's so excited he's leaving to go vote for me now!"

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

btw Trump is retweeting articles from the Washington Examiner now. he's not even trying anymore. dude is just googling "Donald Trump awesome" and finding whatever articles pop up and linking them.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvJdnZJUEAAWm-o.jpg

Ivanka and Anita Hill discussing ... probably shoes or something. Best fwends.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link

Nice try there, Zuckerberg

http://www.businessinsider.com/mark-zuckerberg-facebook-memo-about-peter-thiel-and-donald-trump-2016-10

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link


no, they mean "goes in"

― ¶ (DJP), Wednesday, October 19, 2016 1:59 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sorry, that was a hoosteen's stupid roommate reference.

how's life, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

actually no Mark there are not any reasons a person might support Trump that do not involve racism, sexism, xenophobia or accepting sexual assault

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link

you're forgetting greed

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link

lol zuckerberg, such a little fuckwit

marcos, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 19:16 (seven years ago) link

this may be the first time I actually agree with Ross Please-don't-douthat:

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/19/opinion/campaign-stops/the-trump-afterlife.html

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link

Y Combinator jerk also dissembling about Thiel. Money is the only thing that matters to these people. I imagine John Oliver's team is waiting for a third or fourth SV schmuck to repeat the pattern so they can drop a 20 minute hammer on this nonsense

http://sfist.com/2016/10/18/stain_of_peter_thiels_trump_advocac.php

As co-founder of Project Include, an organization that seeks to promote diversity in tech, former Reddit CEO Ellen Pao yesterday penned an op-ed announcing the group's decision to cut ties with famed startup incubator Y Combinator. YC has drawn criticism in recent days for its decision to keep Thiel on as a part-time investor, despite his vocal and financial support of a candidate who has bragged about assaulting women and been accused of such assault by scores of them.
"While all of us believe in the ideas of free speech and open platforms, we draw a line here," writes Pao. "We agree that people shouldn’t be fired for their political views, but this isn’t a disagreement on tax policy, this is advocating hatred and violence."
"YC has cited many reasons for leaving Thiel in his current role, some of which we can understand," she continues. "But Thiel’s actions are in direct conflict with our values at Project Include. Because of his continued connection to YC, we are compelled to break off our relationship with YC."

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

"We care deeply about diversity," he wrote. "That's easy to say when it means standing up for ideas you agree with. It's a lot harder when it means standing up for the rights of people with different viewpoints to say what they care about. That's even more important."

this is an argument for having hitler and isis on the board

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link

"A Trump Administration would also improve our mental health laws to make it far easier to prevent tragedies from happening in the first place. "

hmm

maura, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link

It certainly would bring light to mental health issues

Evan, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link

hasn't it done enough already

maura, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

this is an argument for having hitler and isis on the board

yeah I love the "it is our duty to extend the benefits of civil society to people who completely reject civil society's organizing principles" tack. always convincing.

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link

it's really important that we listen to this guy who refuses to listen to anybody else

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 19:37 (seven years ago) link

lol that looks like highlights magazine shit

i've watched a lot of cats do weird and interesting things (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link

Highlights magazine has yet to announce their endorsement afaik

Evan, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

BTW everyone, I was just reminded about this. And it's happening *tomorrow*

http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2016-10-17/clinton-trump-playing-nice-during-roasts-may-be-asking-too-much

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link

^first draft: Don't let facts disturb your opinions. Draw conclusions beyond what you can substantiate. xp

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link

this may be the first time I actually agree with Ross Please-don't-douthat:

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/19/opinion/campaign-stops/the-trump-afterlife.html

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, October 19, 2016 12:20 PM (thirty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, this is otm, i think douthat is right that trump's refusal to concede won't lead to fighting in the streets. Since he's going to lose by something like 4-8 points, his claims of fraud will look ridiculous, not revolutionary, even to his supporters.

intheblanks, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link

which is not to say i don't fear individual acts of violence. I just ultimately don't think that a critical mass will believe trump's voter fraud shtick, which is perhaps wishful thinking

intheblanks, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

how do I sign up to get my blow job from madonna after the election?

akm, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link

Wonder if Trump's google alert returned this:

http://votefortrumppence.com

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link

BTW, kind of amusing that Trump and his supporters are currently crying fraud weeks before the election, and Clinton's supporters are wringing their hands over the potential aftermath of his loss. Now there's a neurotic narrative for you.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

I just really hope they have adequate security when she gets sworn in

Evan, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 20:14 (seven years ago) link

Well, people who believe they have been defrauded of something rightly theirs, especially political power, do tend to get quite militant about that belief.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 20:14 (seven years ago) link

Ken Jennings ‏@KenJennings

Y'all are missing 1 of the funniest subplots of Election 2016: my wife says Mormon Facebook is going crazy w "President Evan McMullin" fever

Ken Jennings ‏@KenJennings

Evan McMullin looks like a small Tom Hanks face photoshopped onto a large egg.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 20:15 (seven years ago) link

Re: Ailes/Trump split

https://mobile.twitter.com/SimonMaloy/status/788811567999614976

Simon Maloy ‏@SimonMaloy

PLUMP GRUMP DUMPS TRUMP: AILES BAILS AS TRAIL TRAVAIL DERAILS

11:38 AM - 19 Oct 2016

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

Highlights magazine has yet to announce their endorsement afaik

― Evan

oh, let's not kid ourselves. they're just going to go out and endorse gallant. just like they do _every fucking time_.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

I just really hope they have adequate security when she gets sworn in

― Evan, Wednesday, October 19, 2016 4:14 PM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

true, i hadn't thought of that

flappy bird, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

Trump giving the Goofuses of the world hope. Even if you never actually try at anything and cry foul when the people who put forth effort surpass you and stubbornly maintain a state of ignorance throughout your life, you too can almost be president.

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

Re Douthat: Joe Scarborough and "Mika" have been arguing for months that Trump TV is the next stop.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

for all I can tell, trump tv may have been the endgame all along

akm, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link

this is all a massive trump re-brand. instead of licensing products to 'high end' people hes goin for that political grift money his friend ben carson knows all about.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

So apparently the Trump 'surprise' tonight really IS this:

https://twitter.com/Beer__Wolf/status/788836336816054273

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link

hahaha

marcos, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

oh, come on.

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 20:49 (seven years ago) link

I mean, I hope Trump brings him out to file it DURING the debate.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 20:49 (seven years ago) link

I'm sure whatever it is will be presented context free so while the breitbart crew is busy high fiving each other 90% of the rest of the country is like wtf

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

Even as good as it looks now, I can't dismiss the dark vote of people that will vote for Trump without ever admitting it. I really don't think there's going to be a landslide, and I bet the margin of victory will be 2 or 3 points. fwiw:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/punters-rush-to-back-trump-despite-disastrous-week-of-campaigning-a7368196.html

flappy bird, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 20:51 (seven years ago) link

Oh dear

https://twitter.com/peretti/status/788842667304038400

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link

Even as good as it looks now, I can't dismiss the dark vote of people that will vote for Trump without ever admitting it. I really don't think there's going to be a landslide, and I bet the margin of victory will be 2 or 3 points. fwiw:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/punters-rush-to-back-trump-despite-disastrous-week-of-campaigning-a7368196.html

― flappy bird,

this is horseshit (the article, not you!). Brexit and Trump aren't remotely comparable.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 20:57 (seven years ago) link

All we need is a Trump/Dewey analogy.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 20:57 (seven years ago) link

^^^

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

the idea that a disorganized, underfunded, and underperforming campaign is somehow gonna get a bunch of previously unaccounted for voters to the polls is nonsense

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

xxxxxpost there is no evidence to suggest the "shy Trump voter" theory other than people that are voting Trump keep saying it to explain his numbers.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

i bet there are shy trump voters but they're probably in overwhelmingly blue states so whatever

nomar, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 21:01 (seven years ago) link

lol @ the notion that Trump voters are in any way 'shy'

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

prognostications on the election based on UK betting habits seem... unsound

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

I mean the same principle applies both ways. It's not like Hillary is popular either - I don't like to publicly say I'm voting for her, cuz that inevitably brings out "how can you vote for a CRIMINAL!!" and I just don't wanna deal with that

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

I'm also wondering how many Trump voters are showing up if he's still double digits behind on Nov 8th. I mean he's going to push "rigged election" until the end which I'm sure is gonna convince a bunch of his supporters to not waste an hour in line

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link

And looks like Hannity's starting his pivot

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/788843029868212224

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

McMullin's had a big day today with the first poll yet showing him in a lead (tight, but even so) in Utah, though it's only one poll so far. And everyone's waiting on a new Idaho poll.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link

This has gotta be a rough era to be supporting a campaign in the hours before a debate, right? Like you can't just think about and incorporate what happens 2-3 days before the debate; you've gotta keep your eye on all the Tweets, stories, and so on in the hours leading up to the debate.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link

Heck, something could pop DURING the darn debate.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link

I can't dismiss the dark vote of people that will vote for Trump without ever admitting it

Nah. If anything, Hillary's popular vote margin is gonna be even wider than expected, because of people who've been in favor of her all along but who haven't wanted to put up with a bunch of bullshit from all the other candidates' asshole supporters.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link

Assuming there's no way HRC will carry Utah, it'd be cool for some Dems to vote for McMullin to deprive Trump of those EVs.

nickn, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link

Hillary should give McMillin props tonight and pretend Trump isn't even onstage.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link

can't wait for the supercut video of trump sniffing through all 3 debates

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 21:21 (seven years ago) link

The "shy tory" thing is a very British phenomenon, and relates to a particular flaw in our national character and method of national (lack of) discourse, IMO

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

This has gotta be a rough era to be supporting a campaign in the hours before a debate, right? Like you can't just think about and incorporate what happens 2-3 days before the debate; you've gotta keep your eye on all the Tweets, stories, and so on in the hours leading up to the debate.

speaking of...

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/10/19/exclusive-video-interview-new-bill-clinton-sexual-assault-accuser-goes-public-first-time/

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

On an amusement level

http://deadspin.com/tom-brady-probably-gets-owned-by-donald-trump-when-they-1787930641

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

And meantime

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/788813848656568320

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

And yes, now this is a thing.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/davidmack/buzzfeed-ceo-i-heard-ivanka-trump-talk-about-mulatto-cocks

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

Trump back at the hotel, getting the most out of his pay per view.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link

Nah. If anything, Hillary's popular vote margin is gonna be even wider than expected, because of people who've been in favor of her all along but who haven't wanted to put up with a bunch of bullshit from all the other candidates' asshole supporters.

I totally think this will be the case rather than the other way around. I know a lot of Republicans who say they are just going to vote the downticket races, each of whom know how irresponsible it would be to put Trump in the white house - they dislike him as much as the Dems do. I imagine a lot of them will hold their nose and vote Hillary.

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link

i think even with the supreme court bullshit a lot of them are betting that republicans will be able to stonewall, or at least they'd rather bet that than vote trump.

nomar, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 21:49 (seven years ago) link

I had no idea that Chris Wallace is a registered Democrat.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link

https://www.buzzfeed.com/davidmack/buzzfeed-ceo-i-heard-ivanka-trump-talk-about-mulatto-cocks?utm_term=.ktJ6QxkaN#.uo15E243O

i hate the trump family but still, i don't think i would ever leak some "lewd" comment a person made once. if she used the word "mulatto" in the context of, "i hate mulattos," or "i grab them by the dick without consent" then i would. i think this story risks making people think trump's comments on the video were only bad because they were "lewd."

Treeship, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 22:05 (seven years ago) link

If anything, Hillary's popular vote margin is gonna be even wider than expected, because of people who've been in favor of her all along but who haven't wanted to put up with a bunch of bullshit from all the other candidates' asshole supporters their husbands.

(agree)

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 22:05 (seven years ago) link

@HallieJackson
So: Trump source tells me @SarahPalinUSA is an invited guest to tonight's #debate.

mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link

and we care....?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 22:12 (seven years ago) link

Does she know she doesn't get a microphone?

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 22:13 (seven years ago) link

the idea that hillary will be shaken by any of these stunts is laughable

Treeship, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 22:13 (seven years ago) link

is mulatto even a racist word? antiquated yes, but racist?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 22:14 (seven years ago) link

The etymology of the term is usually believed to derive from the Spanish and Portuguese mulato, which comes from mula (old Galician-Portuguese, from the Latin mūlus), meaning mule, the hybrid offspring of a horse and a donkey.[8][9][10]

Some dictionaries and scholarly works trace the word's origins to the Arabic term muwallad, which means "a person of mixed ancestry".[11] Muwallad literally means "born, begotten, produced, generated; brought up", with the implication of being born and raised among Arabs, but not of Arab blood. Muwallad is derived from the root word WaLaD (Arabic: ولد direct Arabic transliteration: waw, lam, dal), and colloquial Arabic pronunciation can vary greatly. Walad means, "descendant, offspring, scion; child; son; boy; young animal, young one".

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 22:14 (seven years ago) link

Trump source tells me @SarahPalinUSA is an invited guest to tonight's #debate.

I totally misread this as tonight's #debacle.

Their all losers and I like associating with loser (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 22:16 (seven years ago) link

I'd like to see a mulatto cock, an albino cock, a mosquito cock. . .

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 22:16 (seven years ago) link

I don't care if you're cock is black, white, red, yellow, green, purple...I don't see color I just see cocks

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link

It would be lovely if Clinton just didn't acknowledge Trump's presence at all tonight. Speak about him in the third person if it's warranted but otherwise don't respond to him, don't speak to him, speak unabatedly when he interrupts, look out into the audience while he blathers. She's done pretty well on that front thus far but it should be a total freeze-out tonight.

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link

Chapo Trap House is really good, thanks to this thread for the recommend!

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 22:26 (seven years ago) link

From Pareene's article

However you apportion the blame, by Monday, everyone had moved on to the next thing, before the tape actually had a chance to settle in with an electorate that takes more than two (weekend) days to process campaign-changing news.

This is not a thing that happened though: every story I've seen about the allegations has mentioned the tape, but the press are (probably rightly) more interested in testimony that he did something than him talking about doing it.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 22:28 (seven years ago) link

is mulatto even a racist word? antiquated yes, but racist?

yeah, it is, as are all antiquated terms used for racial classification

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link

Oh hell yeah:

https://mobile.twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/788867085891887104

Chuck Tingle – ‏@ChuckTingle

i will be on twitter representing THE BUCKAROO PARTY later as we discuss don trumps ways of the void please join me

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvKeZgyVYAEEU9e.jpg
3:19 PM - 19 Oct 2016

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 22:30 (seven years ago) link

the true hero of this election

sleeve, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 22:31 (seven years ago) link

chuck tingle is wonderful and a v good twitter follow

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 22:36 (seven years ago) link

Great recent Chapo eps:

-Most recent one with Matthew Karp about how weird Antebellum racial science ideas ring thru to the modern alt-right scumfucks

-James Adomian from a couple weeks ago, doing Žižek teach sex and others

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 22:37 (seven years ago) link

i get slightly worried about chuck tingle sometimes but he always seems to come through. an inspiration.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link

Trump seems to be really into "Drain the Swamp" as a line.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 22:45 (seven years ago) link

i'm now envisioning trump in a one man staging of 1776

maura, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 22:54 (seven years ago) link

'Drain the swamp' deflects attention away from his own shortcomings and ugliness and directs it toward the anger some voters feel about the federal government. Which seems smart, because he doesn't want voters to think very hard about what they are voting for when they vote for him.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

a friend of mine is at the debate! her father in law (rip) used to do sound for the debates and they were nice enough to invite her and her husband in his memory

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 23:04 (seven years ago) link

"You'll be able to hear it all, crystal clear!"

"...thanks."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 23:05 (seven years ago) link

Assuming there's no way HRC will carry Utah, it'd be cool for some Dems to vote for McMullin to deprive Trump of those EVs.

― nickn, Wednesday, October 19, 2016 5:16 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tactical voting is/was the one good thing about uk politics. a real pleasure to do.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvKjy4zUEAAdI7R.jpg:large

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 23:36 (seven years ago) link

Whut

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 23:39 (seven years ago) link

I think a large part if not even the majority of trump's twitter followers are liberals waiting in earnest for him to say something stupid

iatee, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 23:47 (seven years ago) link

As I understand it, the good people of San Francisco, CA generally object to the rather ugly coinage "Frisco" to denominate their fair city. It is normally used by clueless outsiders. This graph means that 199 clueless SF outsiders on Twitter used the word in their bios. Their relevance to Trump/Clinton is in the eye of the beholder.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 23:48 (seven years ago) link

Maybe they just like the gene wilder flick

Mordy, Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:07 (seven years ago) link

"frisco" seems about as quaint as calling someone a "yankee"

brimstead, Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:14 (seven years ago) link

Frisco is a city located in Collin and Denton counties in Texas. It is part of the Dallas-Fort Worth metroplex, and is located approximately 25 miles from both Dallas Love Field and Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport.

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:16 (seven years ago) link

As I understand it, the good people of San Francisco, CA generally object to the rather ugly coinage "Frisco" to denominate their fair city. It is normally used by clueless outsiders. This graph means that 199 clueless SF outsiders on Twitter used the word in their bios. Their relevance to Trump/Clinton is in the eye of the beholder.

Not so fast there.

Fetchboy, Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:17 (seven years ago) link

Frisco, Texas was the fastest-growing city in the United States in 2009, and also the fastest-growing city in the nation from 2000 to 2009.

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:22 (seven years ago) link

MTV, please send Kaleb to Frisco for a feature.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:25 (seven years ago) link

Not so fast there.

My world is crumbling around me.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:25 (seven years ago) link

St. Louis has a popular frozen custard purveyor called Ted Drewes. They have, or used to have, a shake-like concoction called The Frisco; it included pineapple chunks and walnuts and I forget what else. Someone told me they call it a Frisco "because of all the fruits and nuts in it."

wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:27 (seven years ago) link

Been trying to decide what to drink tonight. There's beer, obviously, but that seems pretty boring. I can always go for bourbon, but a little goes a long way. Aged rum for sipping ... still not convinced of that. A good anjeo tequila could do it, but it seems too festive. Feeling too lazy to mix a drink ... though come to think of it, an Old Fashioned is easy enough and might hit all the right bases. Yeah, I think that's the right course. Or dose, as the case may be.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:29 (seven years ago) link

I had three Mike's Hard Lemonades left. Drank one. Two remain to get me through this thing. (Yes, I know, I'm a lightweight.)

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:30 (seven years ago) link

I think that would give me heartburn.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:31 (seven years ago) link

yeah unlike bourbon or tequila

brimstead, Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:39 (seven years ago) link

Nicole Wallace of MSNBC made several points:

(a) "Hillary Clinton will be the next president," she said in an aside, not a declarative sentence in its own right.

(b) Marco Rubio was the only man who did his party proud, she said, for questioning the use of hacked Russian emails. Today, she said, it's the Clinton campaign's emails -- tomorrow it will likely be yours. This is the obvious point no one wants to make.

(c) Rubio, not Pence, will be the candidate to beat because he took a "principled stand." A stand as principled as proposing not to finish a Senate run for the second time.

(d) The Trump campaign's "inner circle" is realizing it's over; they're worried now about their business interests.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:40 (seven years ago) link

it is 10am here and i can't decide whether i want to try and focus on this or not

thx tombot and others for clearing up my confusion about mormons and 'provo' earlier: i was trying to work out where northern ireland came into either us foreign policy's or the mormon sense of 'mission'

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link

The idea that hillary will be shaken by any of these stunts is laughable
― Treeship

I can definitely see where having those four women there last time might be unnerving (she didn't show it), but Sarah Palin and Obama's half-brother? If anything, looking out and seeing someone as comical as Palin would be reassuring, I would think.

clemenza, Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:42 (seven years ago) link

xpost It's the sugar in the "hard" lemonade that would do it. Bourbon and tequila sit fine with me. Maybe not together.

The last debate I watched in a dive bar in New Orleans' French Quarter via closed captioning (which I had to request; they had the debate on, but no sound *or* captioning, for some reason). No one else seemed to give a crap at all, though a couple of people were intrigued we wanted to move closer to the TV to read the exchanges.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:43 (seven years ago) link

If I was Clinton, I would yield my time to Palin.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:43 (seven years ago) link

Rubio, not Pence, will be the candidate to beat because he took a "principled stand."

didn't he also take a principled stand to not run in 2020 because he wants so badly to remain a senator?

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:45 (seven years ago) link

I thought Mike McCurry was a Bush guy, but looked him up and yeah, now I remember--Bill Clinton's press secretary. This thing really is rigged.

clemenza, Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:47 (seven years ago) link

http://www.twcnews.com/nys/hudson-valley/news/2016/10/19/trump-praises-rival-hillary-clinton-in-2008-ny1-interview-natl.html

― Evan, Wednesday, October 19, 2016 5:00 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hold on, nobody wanted to talk about this? It's funny how "human" and dare I saw mostly coherent he sounds. Its release today seems like a direct answer to my question this morning.

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:50 (seven years ago) link

(c) Rubio, not Pence, will be the candidate to beat because he took a "principled stand." A stand as principled as proposing not to finish a Senate run for the second time

feel like you're a little bitter that you'll be dealing with him for a while longer

Mordy, Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link

re frisco, tx, a place once hailed by a neighbor as being a more or less all white suburb of dallas, had to rebrand the city mascot not too long ago

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/640209/posts

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link

(c) Rubio, not Pence, will be the candidate to beat because he took a "principled stand." A stand as principled as proposing not to finish a Senate run for the second time

feel like you're a little bitter that you'll be dealing with him for a while longer

― Mordy

You want him? I can sell him on eBay for a couple bucks.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:54 (seven years ago) link

ugh no i'm just hoping we can get rid of toomey

Mordy, Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:55 (seven years ago) link

I like how Hugh Hewitt's jaw trembles whenever he says "Pat Toomey."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:58 (seven years ago) link

omg stop talking

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:59 (seven years ago) link

not anyone on this thread btw

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 20 October 2016 00:59 (seven years ago) link

Chris Wallace is not playing, is he?

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:01 (seven years ago) link

you guys should have started a fresh thread.

scott seward, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:01 (seven years ago) link

gonna get uglee

scott seward, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:02 (seven years ago) link

So does the oppo bomb drop tonight, or tomorrow?

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:04 (seven years ago) link

Rachel Maddow and Nicole Wallace of MSNBC affirm Wallace's Very Serious FOX News Division credentials.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:04 (seven years ago) link

GET FUCKED CHRIS WALLACE

oops sorry jumped the gun

esempiu (crüt), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:04 (seven years ago) link

Still on my first pitcher of Rainier.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:04 (seven years ago) link

he's so slimy looking

Mordy, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:05 (seven years ago) link

Whoa! Color-coding!

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:05 (seven years ago) link

So does the oppo bomb drop tonight, or tomorrow?

― Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, October 19, 2016 9:04 PM (fifty-eight seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe it doesn't come now. presumably it implicates other people, and the election seems like a done deal.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:06 (seven years ago) link

blue balls

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:07 (seven years ago) link

Trump knows a lot about saying regrettable things

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:08 (seven years ago) link

trump just wants to bring some decorum to our judicial system

esempiu (crüt), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:09 (seven years ago) link

20 Justices!

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:09 (seven years ago) link

haha trump still butthurt about RBG's remarks about him. Whither Colin Kapaernik?

(sp?)

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:09 (seven years ago) link

they are great scholars

esempiu (crüt), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link

His way with words is magical: "under trauma."

clemenza, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link

zzzz Trump sleepy

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link

It's about the Constitution of... of...

Did he forget the name of the country?

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link

i see palin lent trump her syntax blender in exchange for the seat

Clay, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link

xpost

nah...he's being "presidential"

t-20 minutes for his first crazy meltdown

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link

So does the oppo bomb drop tonight, or tomorrow?

― Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, October 19, 2016 9:04 PM (fifty-eight seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe it doesn't come now. presumably it implicates other people, and the election seems like a done deal.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, October 20, 2016 2:06 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

man they gotta drop it, nuke the whole party from orbit

nomar, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

Trying so hard to stay calm... also fuck u RGB!

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

The poor 2nd amendment, how will it ever recover from Heller?

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

bleh typical pandering Hillary response.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

his first remark about SCOUS was....Justice Ginberg's comments about a football player.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

is Trump holding back a Snuffleupagus sized turd

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

"Does the constitution mean what it says, or is it a living document" That phrasing bothered me.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:12 (seven years ago) link

I watched, she was very very angry

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:12 (seven years ago) link

that...wasn't an answer!

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:13 (seven years ago) link

slightly surprised trump knows what heller is!

Clay, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:13 (seven years ago) link

Yes it was a biased phrasing

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:13 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/mtaibbi/status/788910447638548481

HRC: I've lived in some dumb places and I get the gun thing.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:13 (seven years ago) link

lol he's already fucking with the mic

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:13 (seven years ago) link

Goddamit, stop with the pre-loaded lines.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

c'mon taibbi

esempiu (crüt), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

just realizing Trump looks like Pruneface from Dick Tracy

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

Tremendous fun violence

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

preloaded lines are fine, she's not the best at saying them naturally

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

A very small replica of the second amendment would contain all the content of the second amendment.

Shakey δσς (sic), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

^ five minutes of clicking submit over and over

Shakey δσς (sic), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link

back to the individual states.

interrupt...interrupt

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link

that was as rambly as possible, good job Trumpstain

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:16 (seven years ago) link

Hillary wins that answer

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:16 (seven years ago) link

Hillary seems pissed, like she's choking back the puke she wants to puke all over Trump

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:17 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/onionpolitics/status/788910473118908416

Debate Fact: Chris Wallace may or may not be part of the mainstream media depending on how well Trump does tonight #debatenight 

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:17 (seven years ago) link

Maybe I'm projecting

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:17 (seven years ago) link

i hope she disintegrates him

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-9627-Tyra-Banks-Laser-Mouth-gif-Img-DpeK.gif

nomar, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link

"I think it's terrible" - in the 9th month, you can rip the baby out of the womb omfg

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:19 (seven years ago) link

i am dying right now

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:19 (seven years ago) link

like that was the dumbest shit ever, classic

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:19 (seven years ago) link

OOOOOOOOOOOF

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:19 (seven years ago) link

this is fun and good stuff right here folks

Clay, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:19 (seven years ago) link

wow, this is gonna be a curbstomping

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:20 (seven years ago) link

closed youtube, had enough already. felt like this would be a hilarious last lap, but this already too much.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:20 (seven years ago) link

Was he just saying "where she's been" like she's ripped a bunch of fetuses out of wombs?

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:20 (seven years ago) link

Jesus God, Donald, just fart already, you'll feel better

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

Calm Trump fading ...

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

Brutally killed

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

Did they literally just say 'the question is: why are you right and your opponent wrong?'

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

ICE did not endorse you, moron

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

obligatory ICE endorsement lie

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

xpost!

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

Hillary, the babyripper

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

cyasshhh

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

Snifff! Drink!

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

He's been saying "last week, ice endorsed me" for a month now

Shakey δσς (sic), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

POISONING
THE
BLOOD
OF
THEIR
YOUTH

esempiu (crüt), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

only the bad druglords

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

yes, yes, let him keep talking about the wall. Hillary, give him your two minutes to talk about it

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

hombres!

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

Ok, now he's starting to get going

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

bad bad drug lords (sniff)

new noise, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

oh god the sniffing started

jesus "bad hombres" o_O

Clay, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

also why is he down on smack but pro-ice

omg "bad hombres"

Shakey δσς (sic), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

lol he has touched that mic like three times now

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

did he say "bad hombres"????

xposts!!

esempiu (crüt), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

SNIFF

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

BAD HOMBRES

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

Rounding up. Trains.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

no interruptions yet from either side

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

god the only way that could get worse is if he had a pre-memorized statement in clumsy Spanish

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

bad hombres!

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

"Bad hombres" improves his prospects immeasurably.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1kqDn-bzGQ

clemenza, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

Hey, "he wants to put them on trains"

CHOKED!

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

guys

Andrew Sullivan's melting down again

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link

Zen Trump ... Urge to kill rising ...

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link

NAFTA, drink!

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link

ahahahahahahahahahahahhaaha

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link

Correction: "he wants to put them on trains" is a good line

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link

lol she said he choked when he met the president of mexico so trump will prob be grinding against that for the rest of the debate, time to put my feet up

Clay, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link

"He's a very nice man"--c'mon, say it: "He's one cool hombre."

clemenza, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link

Icy Trump death stare.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link

He said "disaster" again, time for MY second drink

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link

She's p sharp

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

Icy Trump death stare.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, October 19, 2016 9:26 PM (seventeen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ICE

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

big league

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

Is he saying "big league" or "bigly"?

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

BIGLY

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

Holy shit, he brought up deportations!

Also, "bigly"

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

he really does have small hands!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

the catch phrase he can't say correctly

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

bigly is a word

esempiu (crüt), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link

shitty moderation

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link

it's like he's on whose line with a baby

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link

he said bigly twice????

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link

Here comes wikileaks

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link

Trump smirk

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link

Here comes Russia

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link

Is he saying "big league" or "bigly"?

― Evan, Wednesday, October 19, 2016 6:27 PM (thirty-eight seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's saying "big league" but it sounds like "bigly" bc long island or whatever so ppl pretend he says "bigly"

Clay, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link

yes, take it to Russia.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link

Oh hell yeah she's Putin-baiting

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

this is p much like the second leg of an aggregate football match where Hillary won the first leg 4-0. if she doesn't faceplant, it don't really matter

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

clinton adding some bullshit to her statements, trying to rile up trump

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

oh boy

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

"pour into our country"....she's just laughing

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

aw he's doing the hits! live!

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:31 (seven years ago) link

HE SAID NICE THINGS ABOUT ME

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:31 (seven years ago) link

If trump keeps saying "radical islamic terrorism" out loud how come there's still terrorism?????

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:31 (seven years ago) link

he sounds totally incoherent, part a million

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:31 (seven years ago) link

trump high as fuck already and we're only half-an-hour in

Clay, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:31 (seven years ago) link

OOOOOOO

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:31 (seven years ago) link

oh yes keep talking about nukes you fuckin shitbag

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:31 (seven years ago) link

I surprisingly enjoy when she gets that shit-eating grin. I didn't expect that.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:31 (seven years ago) link

ahahahahahahahahahaha NUH UH, YOU ARE!

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:31 (seven years ago) link

"YOU'RE the puppet!"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link

Frank Luntz

@FrankLuntz

Trump saying he will appoint SCOTUS justices to overturn Roe v. Wade caused his numbers with independents to tank.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link

Hell yeah, keep hitting that Putin

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link

NOYOURETHEPUPPET

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link

Clinton was pretty weasely there, but Trump saved her with "No, no--you're the puppet."

clemenza, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link

here we go

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

I'm so happy right now

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

God this is a trainwreck

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

Putin has outsmarted her every step of the way!

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

exactly what Donald didn't need.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

"this is not my *best friend*"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

Wallace could be saving Trump, but Trump still not having it.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

She is visibly trying not to smirk. This is great.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:34 (seven years ago) link

THIS PERSON

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:34 (seven years ago) link

Immediately damage controls anything that is negative he is forced to say about Putin. How interesting

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:34 (seven years ago) link

i never met putin!

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:34 (seven years ago) link

WRONG!

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:34 (seven years ago) link

"Of course I condemn it. Wouldn't it be nice to be friends with Russia though?"

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:34 (seven years ago) link

WRONG! drink

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

"Wrong"--who let Alec Baldwin on stage?

clemenza, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

"what do you want me to say? that I sucked Putin's dick? Well I DID! and I loved it! None of you can love the way Vladimir loves!"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

Meltdown

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:36 (seven years ago) link

Let's find the quote!

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:36 (seven years ago) link

ah yes chris wallace giggling at how poorly he's controlling this, v v good

Clay, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:37 (seven years ago) link

Wallace has been OK.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:37 (seven years ago) link

if Trump needed a grand slam tonight, he's laying down a sacrifice bunt with nobody on base and 2 outs

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:37 (seven years ago) link

I don't have a problem with Wallace so far

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

guys

Andrew Sullivan's melting down again

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, October 19, 2016 6:25 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like clockwork

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

I still think an open wet bar for all participants is a good idea

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

is 5 minutes the Fredo "Johnny Ola" moment where Trump slips that he yachts with PUtin

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link

wallace just having some trouble keeping them on track but i guess what's a guy supposed to do really

Clay, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:40 (seven years ago) link

trickle down on steroids, another clinton nonzinger

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:40 (seven years ago) link

"what's your plan trump"

"HIllary's plan is horrible. really horrible."

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:40 (seven years ago) link

oh for god's sake

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:40 (seven years ago) link

Goddamit call out his shakedown

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:40 (seven years ago) link

I'D LIKE TO START OFF WHERE WE LEFT

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

Wallace pls

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

trump: "my plan is hey why shouldn't nato work more like the mafia?"

Clay, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

hey he took it full circle!

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

is this a debate answer or a monologue from a shitty late period Oliver Stone flick

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link

he wants more free trade but doesn't want NAFTA? idiotic

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link

so is he just straight up not answering the taxes question?

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link

he's repeating his greatest hits

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link

hrc seems to be enjoying this contempt-bath

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link

it sounds like he wants NATO to pay us. what does he think NATO is exactly? i wish someone would ask him.

Mordy, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

He just kiss his mic?

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

YOU CAN'T

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

Clinton: she has "costed out" the debt -- ugh. Speak English, girl.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

He's doing the trump head nod

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

'scuse me while I kiss this mic

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

"You can't".

lol....

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

a real reporter would have asked trump about his hiring (probably thousands over the years) illegal aliens as cheap labor.

scott seward, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

which has led to the slowest GDP growth....wtf, fuck you dude

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

oh oh Bill has been paged

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

"Correct"

this dude is such a joker

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

or we could still be in a crippling Recession, idk *shrug*

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

done. I can't watch this shit anymore....back to listening to death metal

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

economists say obama's stimulus wasn't big enough. larry summers lied to him about the amount needed.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link

done. I can't watch this shit anymore....back to listening to death metal

― Neanderthal,

wtf do you think you're watching?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link

lol

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

GINA

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

So many friends

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

it sounds like he wants NATO to pay us. what does he think NATO is exactly? i wish someone would ask him.

― Mordy, Wednesday, October 19, 2016 9:43 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link

xxxpost hahaha

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:48 (seven years ago) link

betting markets haven't moved. not surprised.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link

What the fuck is he talking about "stolen State Department money"?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:50 (seven years ago) link

lol he just mouthed "wrong"

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:50 (seven years ago) link

here we gooooooooo

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:50 (seven years ago) link

clinton doing a greatest hits remix

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

she's so steely-pissed-capable-of-spitting-out-sentences-with-complex-and-varied-syntax. this is my favorite version of hillary.

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

haha you talk, but you don’t get anything done, hillary

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

a tiny one billion dollar loan

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

Why didn't she say "Except for you" there?

clemenza, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

if you hate chinese steel so much why did you let me buy it?? huh???

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

Highest levels of the Kremlin? Is that the Kreme de la Kremlin?

schwantz, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link

Surprised we haven't heard any Zionist conspiracy shit yet

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link

Bigly debunked

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link

"Our next segment is fitness to be president of the United States."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link

O'keefe time

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link

Surprised we haven't heard any Zionist conspiracy shit yet

― (rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, October 19, 2016 9:53 PM (four seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think he code-switches a little for his audience

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link

Alfred, there were contracts with missing paperwork, not missing money. The services were rendered and the invoices paid, but in some cases they couldn't find a closeout form or something.

http://www.snopes.com/hillary-clinton-lost-6-billion-at-state-dept/

wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

Stolen state department money is more context free breitbart bullshit

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

"I didn't even apologize to my wife, because I did nothing wrong. Also, Obama rioted in Chicago."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

I expected James O'Keefe's tape to come out. What matters is CHICAGO

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

"I didn't even apologize to my wife"

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

he makes these references that only the breitbart <1% of the population get and thinks they are la mot juste.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

WRONGGGGGGGGG

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

what is this stuff about people being paid off to "do violence" or whatever i haven't even heard of this one yet

Clay, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

yaaaaasssss hillary

you totes said that, motherfucker

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

c'mon, interrupt her

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

Belittling women probably does makes him bigger, that much is true.

Hillary really sympathetic here, imo, even if it is strategic.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

Clay, that's the O'Keeffe stuff - std campaign work spun as incitement

wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

Wallace is a dick for that open borders comment

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/788916105297457153/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

again with the "LARGELY debunked"

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

lmao @ the audience

esempiu (crüt), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

Look at her, so sleazy.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

emails!

new noise, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

all fiction-lies

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

Wrong!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

did trump forget to mention petraeus before saying she was worse than "him"

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

He's doing an amazing Alec Baldwin impre- oh wait, right

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

"A dark and dangerous vision of our country"

(Trump nods)

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

why does he keep hitting on things that have already been swiftly debunked in the press, like I get that his base doesn't care and that some low info voters might take him at his word, but the large chunk of people he needs to win to his side can read and won't be won over by something they can google in five minutes.

I mean I know it's his M.O., but it has been proven to not work so.....I dunno, he's like the dude who keeps sticking his finger in an electric socket at this point

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

(that was in relation to the Petraeus thing)

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

They should look into how Hillary incited violence at his rallies, can we get a commission?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

lol 538 must read a lot of this thread:

"
On the elections podcast, we’ve discussed how Trump has, more and more, echoed and amplified the stories that appear on Breitbart News and other far-right websites. But one thing I’ve noticed is that he brings those stories up — as he just did with the latest James O’Keefe “sting” — without providing basic context. Basically, he’s assuming there’s a base of knowledge that just may not exist for the average viewer — in particular the kinds of voters who he’ll need to move in order to make up ground."

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:01 (seven years ago) link

push gays off business

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link

Hillary dodge of pay to play isn't fantastically done at the moment

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:03 (seven years ago) link

Oh, man, he should not defend his stupid foundation.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:03 (seven years ago) link

Why can't she just rebut the chargers? "These people wanted to see me. I didn't see them. Lobbyists want to see important people all the time."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:04 (seven years ago) link

she could be hitting a lot harder on the trump foundation

trump lying through his teeth on it

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:04 (seven years ago) link

He's doubling down on his tax dodge, and mentions Buffett again, who already rebuffed!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:05 (seven years ago) link

SOROS

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:06 (seven years ago) link

rebuffetted

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:06 (seven years ago) link

He doesn't even know when there's an opening to exploit!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:06 (seven years ago) link

Trump doesn't understand how government works does he

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:06 (seven years ago) link

Sullivan calming down

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:06 (seven years ago) link

Ooh I was hoping for a "rigged" question

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:06 (seven years ago) link

"made with chinese steel" is my fav line

remy bean, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:06 (seven years ago) link

So bad

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

"I will look at it at the time."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

Millions of people, registered to vote, that are women, young people, gay people, black people ... fraud!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

HRC needs to go in for the kill now

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

Not that we didn't know this, but he just lost the election with "I'll take a look at it."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

http://fgmxi4acxur9qbg31y9s3a15.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/assets/uploads/img/15/05/Mad-Max-Fury-02.png

Image of Trump after the election is over. Year unknown.

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

She's waiting. She's got shit to say.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

Trump is the type of dude that if he played running back, have the opposing team all fall down on the opposite side of the field and die due to cholera and untouched, he would still fumble the ball out of the back of the opposing team's end zone

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

wow trump not knowing the constitution

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

lol chris wallace "i'm not saying you're a loser..."

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

"this election is rigged. Voters are liberally biased and largely conspiring to vote for Hillary Clinton based solely on ridiculous things like their feelings towards her and her platform. this kind of bias cannot be tolerated."

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link

omg the emmys are rigged!

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link

"I shoulda gotten it."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link

Ooooh bodied him with that Emmy ref

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link

He doesn't get it.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link

This answer is amazing.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

i want him to go off on the emmy committee

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

Chris Wallace clearly rattled

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

Oh joy now about Daesh

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

Real fire from Hillary there

xpost I'd be rattled, too, with a room full of people who support this lunatic.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

Between the Emmy thing and the painting-of-himself thing, she's jabbing him really hard, and it's definitely been having an effect. He's in full shouty-asshole mode, and that "I'll think about accepting the election results" thing was like him bending over and sticking a grenade up his own ass.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

So sad

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

such yuge

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

This element of surprise shit.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

This element of surprise shit is what children say

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link

They should sneak attack!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link

"i will perhaps not accept the result" is your headline which is (1) basically conceding defeat (2) tremendously damaging to the rest of the GOP ticket

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link

yeah because that worked so well in the last debate, where the moderator called that bullshit

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link

"the stupidity of our country"

why does donald trump hate america?

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link

Trump's right: George Marshall and Douglas MaCarthur will spin in the grave at the stupidity in our country -- including the putative commander in chief.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

Trump is probably the stupidest deal of all time.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

dude can't just answer a damn question+

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

absolutely nuclear weapons

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, when the Russians were rolling into Germany, the main reason for success was because the Germans had no idea the Allies were heading for Berlin.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

googling "donald trump iraq"

OMG

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

Wrong.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

stealth WRONG

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

excellent, the elusive triple wrong interjection

Clay, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

god this is the same debate over and over

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

wrong
wrong
wrong
wrong
worng
wrogn

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

Stupid Clinton, with all her stupid facts, she should just shut her stupid face she is so stupid and competent and cool under pressure and other stupid stuff.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

how long until The Donald goes back to Valhalla

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

Her answer is open-ended enough, if I'm kind; she wants rhetorical room to call for more troops into Iraq if necessary next year. A genuine opponent would have pinned her down.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

i love when she's just like, "here are some facts, as opposed to the bullshit he's been spewing"

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

ARRGGH

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

bigly wrong

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

"YOU are the one who is unfit!"

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

there's probably dudes in the back shouting requests.

"Donnie, do the 'Take the Oil', it's my favorite!"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

lol google donald trump iraq

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

omg google for Donald and find Iraq

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:19 (seven years ago) link

ICE COLD

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:19 (seven years ago) link

Wallace body slam.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:19 (seven years ago) link

You should ask Bernie Sanders is a fucking mic drop.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:19 (seven years ago) link

GO TO ALEPPO, CHRIS

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:19 (seven years ago) link

Has GAry johnson seen Aleppo?

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:19 (seven years ago) link

lol donald knows he's losing and m/l is blowing his stack tonight is m/l the story right

Clay, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:19 (seven years ago) link

I thought Biggie Smalls wasn't gonna do any fact checking tonight!

esempiu (crüt), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

Trump and Assad, sitting in a tree ...

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

can someone summarize what just happened? now I regret tuning out

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

Clinton, channeling Sanders: “You are the most dangerous person to run for president in the modern history of America.”

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

"Bundles of cash as big as this stage!" -- and you still can't win an Emmy.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

It's impossible to summarize this thing.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

was that an exit line?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

trump knows nothing about syria, just making up bullshit as he goes along

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

"thanks a lot for doing a great job!" this dude is 9 years old

Clay, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

clearly, it's amazing

xp

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

"i like Syria, buy most of my appliances there..."

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

THANKS HILLARY

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

yeah "Lotsa Luck!" xxpost

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

LOTSA LUCK CHICKY!

scott seward, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

Whoa, a Queens mention

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link

QUEENS

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link

"swatches"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link

vast swatches.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:25 (seven years ago) link

Was 'Lotsa Luck' a concession?

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:25 (seven years ago) link

this matchup is so lopsided it's not even funny, jfc

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:25 (seven years ago) link

Oh joy now the nation debt

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:25 (seven years ago) link

SWATCHES

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:25 (seven years ago) link

VAST swatches http://www.watchalyzer.com/wp-content/gallery/swatch-brand/swatch-creart.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link

His point is that TIME is running out! Keep up!

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link

GDP at less than zero. This is from a businessman.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link

This race is over. We need to start paying more attention to the Congressional races.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link

Hit him on his fucking ties, Hillary.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link

I want a swatch now

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

Here's a freebie: "Donald has ties to China ... his ties!"

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

lol he praised Assad?

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

this is possibly his worse performance yet from my pov

Mordy, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

does he know what the national debt is bc he does not at all based on this answer

Clay, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

WILD! NASTY! YES!

flappy bird, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

Assad is smarter than Clinton, the entire nation of China is smarter than Clinton

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

Trump is such a dictator stan

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

Election Forecast: Hillary Clinton has a 92% chance of winning.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/upshot/presidential-polls-forecast.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=c-column-middle-span-region®ion=c-column-middle-span-region&WT.nav=c-column-middle-span-region

scott seward, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

Key: Assad was smarter than Clinton because he allied up with Putin. Smart people ally with Putin.

Mordy, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

His answer on the national debt -- negotiating percentages -- is how a ninth grader would respond when called up on by a teacher who though he was asleep.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

from my sister:
'I kind of wish Hillary would finish one of her answers with "I'm not just a pretty face". And then I'd love to see what Donald does. Because I bet he can't contain himself.'

it would be pretty amazing tbh

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

When was the last time the US had a GDP of 5-6%?

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:29 (seven years ago) link

when it was great iirc

remy bean, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:29 (seven years ago) link

MIDDLE OUT

remy bean, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:29 (seven years ago) link

clinton talking some bullshit with concern over the debt. also ignoring the committee figures.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

Even on my compressed feed I can see he's sweating like a horse.

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

Oh joy time to attack Social Security

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

c'mon clinton switch over to your crazy trump preparations

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:31 (seven years ago) link

This ignorant fucker.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:31 (seven years ago) link

wallace is great right now

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:31 (seven years ago) link

I'm digging her nodding off thru the question

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

fuck you and your fucking grand bargain, you Beltway sleaze

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

Tax zing.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

Such a nasty woman

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

such a nasty woman

eat shit

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

tbh i think that his whole "i'll wait and see" response re the results is just a way of saving face with the hardcore, and that he'll concede on nov 9th

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

I love how Beltway types like Wallace chortle about how "entitlement programs" comprise 60 percent of GDP because they know they'll never use it.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

wtf was that "nasty woman" interjection about???? did that really happen??

Clay, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link

JinC, I've been shouting TIES at the screen for the last three debates.

She did say he's the only one on the stage who's shipped jobs to Mexico

wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link

such a nasty woman, that'll get play.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link

That happened.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link

xpost She said his SS payments would go up, assuming he didn't find a way to get out of it.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link

he is legit insane rn

Clay, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link

Or nodding thru

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link

listen to your husband, you nasty woman

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:34 (seven years ago) link

is trump not aware that wives can disagree with their husbands

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:34 (seven years ago) link

did bill even disagree with her? he critiqued certain aspects of ACA. he didn't deny afaik that ACA helped fund medicare?

Mordy, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:35 (seven years ago) link

Only one man is focusing on the TRULY IMPORTANT issues:

https://twitter.com/grovernorquist/status/788922909871988737

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:35 (seven years ago) link

Anyone else notice he is flesh-toned tonight?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:35 (seven years ago) link

haha norquist must be trolling w/ this vape shit right?

Mordy, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:36 (seven years ago) link

noticeably. how presidential.

remy bean, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:36 (seven years ago) link

norquist is such a hilarious shill now

xps

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:36 (seven years ago) link

Smart, Trump, spend your time trying to get African-Americans and Latinos. Efficient!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:36 (seven years ago) link

wow trump attacking blacks in his closing statement

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:36 (seven years ago) link

that grin she's making when he says hillary is a third obama term is so great - "thank you for repeating my central campaign argument for me dumbshit"

Mordy, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:36 (seven years ago) link

Thank you: agree.
And good night: debatable.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

I hope Hillary has a couple drinks.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

she killed it

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

i agree

Mordy, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link

Wolf Blitzer looking for a handshake: "Not necessarily going to happen."

clemenza, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link

for the last 63 minutes she killed it, least

remy bean, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link

Her next job is getting a Congress she can work with. Not an easy job, but one worth making a grasp for.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link

FOX News praising Trump for improving and "hitting Hillary back."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link

No question or mention of global warming

Milton Parker, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link

ABC flabbergasted about him saying he might not accept the results of the election

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:40 (seven years ago) link

CNN, as everyone will be, completely focused on Trump not sure yet if he'll accept the results.

clemenza, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:40 (seven years ago) link

Bloomberg too

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:40 (seven years ago) link

Hilary's response to that in this debate was great. She was legit pissed.

trump just dug himself a deeper hole, while hrc sipped lemonade nearby

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:41 (seven years ago) link

wow trump attacking blacks in his closing statement

Sorry, what did he say? I went to get ice

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:42 (seven years ago) link

violent uneducated cities, etc

remy bean, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link

inner cities: you can't walk to store without getting shot, they have no education...

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link

he wasn't attacking them he was calling out democrats for courting black and latinos and then not doing shit for them

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link

"i won't accept the results" is not only a vote losing stand on "presidential" grounds, it's also de facto concession, and conceding is also a vote loser imo (i an an expert)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link

but because he's racist he can't talk about black people like they're people, so it didn't land

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link

such a nasty woman, that'll get play.

1000 Janet Jackson gifs by morning

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:44 (seven years ago) link

Conway spinning like she's on speed

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:44 (seven years ago) link

seriously, he lingers over "african americans" like it's an exotic species name he's not sure how to pronounce

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:44 (seven years ago) link

ms. clinton if you're nasty

horseshoe, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:44 (seven years ago) link

He tried to court blacks but then he said "people in their cities get shot every day" and "they have no education".

clinton could have gone in for another kill at the end but didn't. trump still did poorly, unsurprisingly.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:45 (seven years ago) link

Trump's already in the limo, Hillary's still shaking hands. He knows he got killed.

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:45 (seven years ago) link

Rich Lowry

@RichLowry

It's completely heartbreaking to see Hillary Clinton so outclass a Republican nominee across 3 debates

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:45 (seven years ago) link

OK I still need this oppo bomb if only to attempt to thin out Trump's rouge terrorist militia that will take arm after he refuses to concede.

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:46 (seven years ago) link

Sniffing was minimized, so there's that

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:47 (seven years ago) link

PBS pretty jaw-dropped re: rigging BS.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:47 (seven years ago) link

Wallace: Will you accept the results of the election?

Trump: If I win, yes.

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link

Jay Nordlinger

@jaynordlinger

I'm going to repeat what I said last time: He was himself, she was herself. They both "represented" themselves, if you will. Which is good.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:49 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/christinawilkie/status/788933582463139840

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:49 (seven years ago) link

Clinton let him off easily, it seemed to me. At times, she treated it almost as if she'd already won the election and got a bonus State of the Union speech.

Frederik B, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:50 (seven years ago) link

Bringing in the Emmy thing was kind of brilliant: completely meaningless, but perfect corroboration of a pattern. And he actually backed up her point.

clemenza, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:50 (seven years ago) link

van jones about to lose it

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:52 (seven years ago) link

One of the weirdest things was when Trump claimed Podesta shat on Clinton's instincts. Nope. Pants on fire. The emails are TOO Podesta, not from him.

Frederik B, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:52 (seven years ago) link

Trump's surrogates are just Gore, Gore, Gore; contesting the most suspect election of the last 50 years is the same as contesting an election that hasn't happened yet.

clemenza, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:52 (seven years ago) link

Again...why did he say that MOST of his acccusers have been debunked?

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link

Conway apparently got up and walked out in the post-debate show.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link

xp

I think he was just picking up on Clinton's use of the word "debunked" in her previous answer. It was almost a knee-jerk reaction -- if she can say it, I can say it.

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:56 (seven years ago) link

conway was talking lies about electoral fraud, she may have been booted out.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:57 (seven years ago) link

"GTFO, Conway."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:58 (seven years ago) link

Less than three week, folks.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:59 (seven years ago) link

Let's not lose sight of the most horrifying statement for me: "Our inner cities are a disaster. You get shot walking to the store. They have no education. They have no jobs. I'll do more for African-Americans and Latinos that she can do for a lifetime."

Fuck you, you loathsome shit.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:59 (seven years ago) link

How long before images emerge of angry white dudes posing with guns saying they'll stand by Trump refusing to concede

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:00 (seven years ago) link

Let's not lose sight of the most horrifying statement for me: "Our inner cities are a disaster. You get shot walking to the store. They have no education. They have no jobs. I'll do more for African-Americans and Latinos that she can do for a lifetime."

Fuck you, you loathsome shit.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, October 19, 2016 9:59 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^Another Clinton attack ad writes itself.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:01 (seven years ago) link

in TEN lifetimes

j., Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:01 (seven years ago) link

"If he loses, it will not be because the system is rigged but because he failed as a candidate." -- how much did Lindsey Graham enjoy writing that?

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:03 (seven years ago) link

If anyone's watching CNN: what is all that screaming in the background?

clemenza, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:04 (seven years ago) link

Pazuzu claiming Trump reneged on his deal w/ him

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:05 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/paulkrugman/status/788935596056215552

Paul Krugman Verified account
‏@paulkrugman

So, four debates; four shout-outs by moderators to deficit scolds; not one question about climate change. It's really disgraceful.

7:51 PM - 19 Oct 2016

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:05 (seven years ago) link

through a ouija board? xp

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:07 (seven years ago) link

Media is flogging the concession thing hard as fuck

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:09 (seven years ago) link

MSNBC obsessed with "Where's Paul Ryan?"

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:11 (seven years ago) link

fitting his noose as we speak

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:12 (seven years ago) link

Apparently Van Jones is quoting LL Cool J in his analysis?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:14 (seven years ago) link

he also said the old chestnut "you can't polish a turd"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:15 (seven years ago) link

I keep refreshing for the CNN instapoll

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:16 (seven years ago) link

Hint:

https://twitter.com/LizMair/status/788934289345753088

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:16 (seven years ago) link

lol he's losing the Breitbart online poll

http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/10/19/poll-won-third-presidential-debate/

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:17 (seven years ago) link

xpost holy shit

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:18 (seven years ago) link

Skeletony Cliff ‏@TangoCharlie

5m5 minutes ago

Nasty Woman #inktober #debate

pic.twitter.com/TMQ9b6zIwY

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvLf2TnUAAAn8j2.jpg:large

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:18 (seven years ago) link

This is so over

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:20 (seven years ago) link

McMullin is coming in 2nd

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:21 (seven years ago) link

lol he's losing the Breitbart online poll

You think this is where the brats abandon him? Or is someone else just gaming the polls more than they usually do?

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:22 (seven years ago) link

i guess the only suspense is did he merely fully destroy himself or did he also take down a dozen or so extra republicans down ballot candidates with him after tonight?

nomar, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:24 (seven years ago) link

We can only hope

sleeve, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:26 (seven years ago) link

nastywomengetshitdone.com

well that was fast

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:27 (seven years ago) link

just make him fuck up bad enough to flip texas, is all I ask.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link

Looking forward to every GOP elected official having to answer whether or nif they will accept election results. "Yes" answers will make them look like weak losers, "no" answers will make them look insane/dangerous. Win/win!

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:31 (seven years ago) link

Whether or not

Stupid phone

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:31 (seven years ago) link

Failed candidacy
Crumbling away
Creeping RNC dysfunction

Hacks that furnish fear
You don't want to hear
With my endorsement in conjunction

Text me, you will see
Vlad is all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm pwning you

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:32 (seven years ago) link

http://i67.tinypic.com/2m7znfn.jpg

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:34 (seven years ago) link

that was quick!

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:35 (seven years ago) link

You think this is where the brats abandon him? Or is someone else just gaming the polls more than they usually do?

― two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Wednesday, October 19, 2016 11:22 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nah, they're in for the long haul, and like you say, online polls of this ilk are notably unscientific, people can vote 8 times etc. but it's just hilarious, as that's the type of online poll he'd usually win by like...30%

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:35 (seven years ago) link

tonight the light of love is in your eyes
but will you accept the election results tomorrow

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:36 (seven years ago) link

Clinton won CNN poll 52 - 39. shoulda been a wider margin but ouch lol

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:37 (seven years ago) link

YouGov, 49-39 Clinton

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:39 (seven years ago) link

when trump loses the election i wonder if he's going to concede, or if he'll see how much more damage he can do by declaring it was illegitimate so horrible and so unfair

― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, June 3, 2016 10:31 PM

at least what he said tonight gives everyone esp the media plenty of time to prepare for this so that when it happens we all mostly shrug and go, well, we knew this loser was going to act like a loser

also lol if he holds out on conceding until the very last votes on the west coast come in & that helps dem turnout on the margins enough that people like darrell issa lose reelection

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:40 (seven years ago) link

could someone maybe build a fake White House and let him think he's President

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:41 (seven years ago) link

Discussed upthread I think.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link

Or on twitter. There was an extensive discussion of that idea somewhere.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link

calling people 'nasty' reminds me that trump's insult vocab hasn't been updated any more recently than the cut of his suits

http://straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/giphy-2-2.gif

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link

It still boggles the mind how awful Donald is at this but IMO the dumbest thing he did was interject "It should have" when Clinton mentioned the Emmy thing, it pretty much singlehandedly backed up everything she's been saying this whole time

frogbs, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link

Wow, y'all should see the vid of this:

https://twitter.com/mmfa/status/788934720327446528

Media Matters Verified account
‏@mmfa

Alex Jones debate meltdown part 2: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

7:47 PM - 19 Oct 2016

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:44 (seven years ago) link

xxpost it'll be another 15 years before he learns what "fleek" means

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:44 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/mmfa/status/788936512264175616

Media Matters Verified account
‏@mmfa

Alex Jones debate meltdown part 3: "Lying whore," "witch" ... and then he starts singing

7:54 PM - 19 Oct 2016

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:46 (seven years ago) link

was he singing Dangerous Jade from Evita?

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:46 (seven years ago) link

I loled at the emmy comment tbh

Treeship, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:46 (seven years ago) link

trump with this election is like me with deflategate

FREE BRADY

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:48 (seven years ago) link

it's funny that he never figured out that like, in addition to the benefit of allowing you to speak freely on a subject without getting tongue tied or rambling, debate prep also prevents you from getting agitated to where you instinctively say CANDIDACY-LOSING SHIT multiple times during a debate.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:50 (seven years ago) link

he's got too much of an ego problem to ever let anyone stop him from saying whatever he feels like at any given moment inc candidacy-destroying things.

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:53 (seven years ago) link

There were so many times Hillary straight trolled him tonight and he just couldn't help going for the bait. It got to be like watching someone who doesn't even like dogs throwing the same stick again and again, rolling her eyes at the audience like, can you believe he's still chasing this stick?

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:58 (seven years ago) link

it's like when someone leaves a bowl full of Doritos on the table in front of you and you aren't hungry but you keep eating them and she keeps refilling them and you keep eating them and she keeps refilling them and you keep eating them and she keeps refilling them and

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 03:59 (seven years ago) link

Is that why his face is so orange?

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 04:00 (seven years ago) link

http://www.mrspresidentifyourenasty.com/

already registered by a college radio friend of mine.

Also, elsewhere in Vegas today

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/2016-presidential-debates/wall-taco-food-trucks-line-against-trump-las-vegas-n669056

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 04:02 (seven years ago) link

JFC @ those Alex Jones clips. I'd cut a mile-wide berth around anyone who thought his ravings were anything other than an expression of profound mental illness.

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 October 2016 04:08 (seven years ago) link

Is Dicks Out for Bad Hombre a meme/tshirt yet?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 04:10 (seven years ago) link

someone kidnap Tarantino for 3-4 years so he doesn't turn Bad Hombre into some shitty grindhouse flick idea

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 04:12 (seven years ago) link

dammit I meant to cut the FB referral, sorry

sleeve, Thursday, 20 October 2016 04:14 (seven years ago) link

TrumpTV is really gonna be like Ace Rothstein's tv show in Casino innit

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 04:18 (seven years ago) link

I don't know how anyone can watch any Alex jones clip and not feel profoundly sad, not just because of the afore mentioned mental illness - but also that enough people agreed someone with such an obvious sickness should have his own show and that there seem to be enough viewers to keep it going.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 20 October 2016 04:21 (seven years ago) link

Just caught up on it all. This guy really is a clown.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 October 2016 04:27 (seven years ago) link

he's gonna get caught

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 04:27 (seven years ago) link

just you wait and see

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 04:27 (seven years ago) link

tbh alex jones clips just remind me of classic 80s wrestling promos. i assume his audience is somewhat in on this aspect of his act

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY-r3hhva3k

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Thursday, 20 October 2016 04:32 (seven years ago) link

there was some British network anchor, after the infamous "we have a moron on the air tonight" incident, that said as soon as the cameras were off, Jones stopped ranting and raving.

I can't believe he isn't winking at least a little, if not a lot.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 04:34 (seven years ago) link

i rarely watch alex jones clips, but those twitter'd links above were disturbing. does he get like that often?

my dad watches him. my mom now believes in nibiru (planet X). if he's suffering from mental illness i'll cut him some slack i guess, but honestly i want to punch him so badly, and rush limbaugh, for ruining my parents.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 October 2016 04:35 (seven years ago) link

I dunno; two* of the greatest rasslin' talkers came out of Texas and both could smoke Alex Jones on their off days

(*Dusty Rhodes, Steve Austin, not even bringing in Terry Funk, HBK, Golddust, etc etc etc)

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 20 October 2016 04:38 (seven years ago) link

pearl clutching about alex jones's "mental illness"? oh, please! dude is an entertainer

flappy bird, Thursday, 20 October 2016 04:41 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, I see a lot of Wally George in him.

nickn, Thursday, 20 October 2016 04:53 (seven years ago) link

so donny won't take no for an answer, will he, be it a woman or the US electorate?

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 20 October 2016 04:57 (seven years ago) link

xpost these are his films:

1998 America: Destroyed by Design
1999 Police State 2000
1999 Are You Practicing Communism? Produced by Mike Hanson
2000 America Wake Up or Waco
2000 The Best of Alex Jones
2000 Dark Secrets Inside Bohemian Grove
2000 Police State II: The Takeover
2001 Comprehensive Annual Financial Reports: Exposed
2001 911 The Road to Tyranny: Special Emergency Release
2002 911 The Road to Tyranny
2002 The Masters of Terror: Exposed
2003 Matrix of Evil
2003 Police State 3: Total Enslavement
2004 American Dictators: Documenting the Staged Election of 2004
2005 Martial Law 9-11: Rise of the Police State
2005 The Order of Death
2006 TerrorStorm: A History of Government-Sponsored Terrorism
2007 Endgame: Blueprint for Global Enslavement
2007 Endgame 1.5
2007 TerrorStorm: A History of Government-Sponsored Terrorism - Second Edition
2007 Loose Change: Final Cut by Dylan Avery Executive producer
2008 The 9/11 Chronicles: Part 1, Truth Rising
2008 Fabled Enemies by Jason Bermas Producer
2009 DVD Arsenal: The Alex Jones Show Vols. 1–3
2009 The Obama Deception: The Mask Comes Off
2009 Fall of the Republic: Vol. 1, The Presidency of Barack H. Obama
2009 Reflections and Warnings: An Interview with Aaron Russo
2010 Police State IV: The Rise Of FEMA
2010 Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined by Jason Bermas Producer
2012 New World Order: Blueprint of Madmen
2012 Strategic Relocation

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 04:59 (seven years ago) link

Trump is now on Twitter bragging that the Moonies online poll proclaimed him the winner of tonight's debate, 77% to 17%.

the lols, oh the lols

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 05:01 (seven years ago) link

xxp:

Just as there's always going to be an talk-radio host to outflank established ones to the Right, there will always be a drama queen to outflank Glenn Beck for the tinfoil hat audience. I'm sure somewhere in the swamp of the internet there's somebody throwing tantrums, maybe actual diapers, to win some of the Alex Jones audience.

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Thursday, 20 October 2016 05:04 (seven years ago) link

we pretty much have a Bill Cooper running for President

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 05:08 (seven years ago) link

Many people have a tendency to respond positively to male anger because of unresolved daddy issues. A willingness to capitalize on that tendency does not, imo, make one an 'entertainer' or a 'legitimate presidential candidate'.

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 October 2016 05:12 (seven years ago) link

I think you're giving Alex Jones a little too much credit

flappy bird, Thursday, 20 October 2016 05:19 (seven years ago) link

are those actual films? sound like ministry bootlegs

a new world order

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Thursday, 20 October 2016 05:29 (seven years ago) link

one of them's a Christmas song i think

said the night wind to the little lamb
Are you practicing communism?

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 05:47 (seven years ago) link

Many people have a tendency to respond positively to male anger because of unresolved daddy issues. A willingness to capitalize on that tendency does not, imo, make one an 'entertainer' or a 'legitimate presidential candidate'.

― Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, October 19, 2016 10:12 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't even know what to say about your first sentence here, but as for the second: what the hell is alex jones if he isn't entertainment?

brimstead, Thursday, 20 October 2016 06:54 (seven years ago) link

talk radio: not entertainment

brimstead, Thursday, 20 October 2016 06:55 (seven years ago) link

I'd call it paranoid fear mongering but people are entertained by different things, I guess.

Re: my first sentence, I don't think it's that controversial to suggest that a frustrated desire to please raging paternal figures can later manifest as blind obeisance to public figures who pattern that same raging paternal behavior.

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 October 2016 12:20 (seven years ago) link

Van Jones is quoting LL Cool J

Mama said devalue the CURRENCY

lol he's losing the Breitbart online poll / You think this is where the brats abandon him?

Thank you dowd; I will now use "Breitbrats" as the new hotness of dismissive shorthand

wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 October 2016 12:51 (seven years ago) link

Mur'ca got a big ole debt
I know they told you they'd vote blue
Mur'ca got a big ole debt
Barack's leavin you

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 12:57 (seven years ago) link

if the trump oppo that wilson et al are alluding to is abortion(s) under NDAs then i don't think it will come now. the why bother with the scruting, "embarrassment" and legal hassles at this point, from their POV

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:07 (seven years ago) link

It's not just an abortion, though. I hear tell that he ripped the baby out of the womb at nine months.

I Can Thrill You More Than Elliott Gould Would Ever Dare Try (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:11 (seven years ago) link

And put it in a taco bowl

wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:15 (seven years ago) link

Does anyone else think he's confusing a 'nine month abortion' with a caesarean?

Frederik B, Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:19 (seven years ago) link

He is probably confusing it with giving birth, period.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:24 (seven years ago) link

It's something women do.

Patti Labelle is in here with her high but mediocre singing voice. (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:26 (seven years ago) link

Since the idea of HRC going to the bathroom is "disgusting," and because he played no role in raising his children (by his own account!), the depths of his ignorance on topics of women's health and reproduction have yet to be plumbed.

wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:27 (seven years ago) link

It's disgusting, the woman, she's pregnant for nine months. Nine months, folks. And then the doctor comes in, rips the baby out through the woman's vuh-JAI-nuh, now the baby is outside and it's just sick, what this baby's covered in after it comes out. Perfectly happy baby, inside its mother, now it's soaking wet with fluid from her wherever and has to live in the same world that I inhabit. So sad, so sad.

I Can Thrill You More Than Elliott Gould Would Ever Dare Try (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:29 (seven years ago) link

Another one: He was mad that Obama and Clinton did a 'startup' with the Russians. He meant the START agreement.

Frederik B, Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:30 (seven years ago) link

My gf caught another moment last night when he dropped a word out of a phrase he was parroting and clearly didn't understand well enough to know that he was saying it wrong, can't remember what it was.

I Can Thrill You More Than Elliott Gould Would Ever Dare Try (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:33 (seven years ago) link

i thought wallace did a surprisingly good job as moderator last night though he could have more strongly shut trump the fuck up a few times.

akm, Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:36 (seven years ago) link

Hillary, she is bad, so bad! She's is so dishonest. Just so dishonest. Folks, she is even taking credit for writing "Don't Let's Start" with the Russians. The Russians, Putin - don't know him, never met him, and even if she did write with him he wouldn't need her help. He is so smart, SO smart. Just look at his credits. But "Don't Let's Start," that was written by my good friends They Might Be Giants - good people, those two guys, very smart. I was actually there when they wrote it, if I'm being honest. They rented a place in one of my buildings, maybe not the best but I gave them a good deal. I was there with them in the basement, and they said they wanted to call it "Start," and I said, why not call it "Don't Let's Start," and they said, what does that even mean? I mean, can you believe these two? They're so smart, very funny, good friends, but they can also be so dumb. Anyway, I came up with the title and the chords, some of the words, a lot of the words, maybe the BEST words, if I'm being honest. And the rest is history, folks. One of the most biggest college rock bands of all time, totally grassroots. I mean, I don't know how influential they are, but they've lasted, which is more than Crooked Hillary can say. Has she ever written a hit song? "Don't Let's Start" is one of the biggest of all time. There was a period I couldn't go anywhere without hearing it, believe me. And now she's saying she wrote it with Putin? Why not just give China credit, too, and Syria, and Assad and ISIS. I mean, folks, she just can't help herself. Sad!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:39 (seven years ago) link

xp if the trump oppo is about an abortion, it gives them an opening to hit trump's conservative base, particularly among pro-life voters, and i think pro-life women especially. if there's the suggestion that trump intimidated or coerced a woman into having an abortion, then it's even more lethal.

if the race had turned out closer it might be a riskier move with so little time left, but i think team clinton sees an opportunity and has comfortable enough poll margins to strike at the heart of his support in an attempt to make the map even more blue.

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:41 (seven years ago) link

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/for-donald-trump-a-solid-debate-showing-disappears-in-an-instant/article/2605098?platform=hootsuite

LAS VEGAS — Standing in a garish hotel lobby, casino music pounding, a Republican who has worked hard to help Donald Trump couldn't quite believe how the final presidential debate had ended just a couple of hours earlier.

"He had a home run going — a home run — and then he pissed it away in ten seconds," the person said. "Could he just try to win? Just f—-king try to win?"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:41 (seven years ago) link

i thought wallace did a surprisingly good job as moderator last night though he could have more strongly shut trump the fuck up a few times.

― akm, Thursday, October 20, 2016 9:36 AM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea agreed

marcos, Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:42 (seven years ago) link

This was never as much about winning for Trump as it was about Sheen style 'winning'.

I Can Thrill You More Than Elliott Gould Would Ever Dare Try (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:43 (seven years ago) link

i don't know who is worse, Trump voters or pseudo-impartial 'arbiters'. got in an argument this morning with someone who claimed to not have a horse in the race, stating Trump's comments were fair because would we ask Hillary to accept the results if she had reason to believe there were illegal votes, and that it was unfair to ask Trump to unconditionally accept the results of an election (cos you know, there was no context to the question right). or drawing parallels to Gore when Gore didn't suggest voter fraud on a wider scale and merely requested recounts (and then DID concede when SCOTUS shut it down)....oh and there' sthe fact that he did this after the election, not prior to it.

I then pointed out there were like less than 40 instances of voter fraud ever and that it wasn't a thing that happens and of course the respones I got was "omg you contradict yourself, in one place you say it has happened 40 times, now you say it doesn't happen?! which is it".

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link

"He had a home run going — a home run — and then he pissed it away in ten seconds," the person said. "Could he just try to win? Just f—-king try to win?"

otm except replace "home run" with "seeing-eye single"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link

Trump was good in the first 30 minutes? He was quieter, I'll grant.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:45 (seven years ago) link

But again, I don't know who these supporters have deluded themselves into thinking Trump is. He's been pretty consistent in his behavior from day one.

I Can Thrill You More Than Elliott Gould Would Ever Dare Try (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:45 (seven years ago) link

there was a goddamn question about the national debt and 'entitlement reform" for chrissakes

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:45 (seven years ago) link

Does anyone else think he's confusing a 'nine month abortion' with a caesarean?

― Frederik B, Thursday, October 20, 2016 9:19 AM (twenty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He is probably confusing it with giving birth, period.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, October 20, 2016 9:24 AM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This probably has to do with so many people calling him an abortion throughout his life. Understandable misconception.

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:47 (seven years ago) link

lollllll JiC

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:47 (seven years ago) link

Trump was not good in the first 30 minutes, pretty much the first thing he did was whine about RBG, then he kept saying Hillary wanted to abort full term babies

frogbs, Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:48 (seven years ago) link

screw "Revolution", Trump's base should have secured Ghost's "He Is" as their go-to campaign song

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:48 (seven years ago) link

my friend (old high school friend that I went to prom twice with) is a doctor, not an OB/GYN, but a doctor nonetheless, and the first thing she posted last night is "what Donald Trump is describing isn't abortion, it's.....birth."

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:48 (seven years ago) link

why bother with the scruting indeed

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:49 (seven years ago) link

Old Lunch

It's disgusting, the woman, she's pregnant for nine months. Nine months, folks. And then the doctor comes in, rips the baby out through the woman's vuh-JAI-nuh, now the baby is outside and it's just sick, what this baby's covered in after it comes out. Perfectly happy baby, inside its mother, now it's soaking wet with fluid from her wherever and has to live in the same world that I inhabit. So sad, so sad.

And there's no vetting! It's a disaster. No one knows who these babies are. I said it before: these babies, they may be rapists, they may be drug dealers, they may be radical Islamic terrorists. Some of them - I admit - may be good people. But we don't know because there's no vetting.

wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:50 (seven years ago) link

xpost Trump himself is a walking misconception.

If the alleged campaign killer leak (like he needs any help) is related to abortion and covered by an NDA, good look with that. The bombshell might come out eventually, but if it hasn't leaked yet it's not going to leak. At least, not legitimately. If we're going to hear it it's going to have to come from one of the coy in-the-knows claiming to be privy and not from the person with proof. Which would be pointless.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link

These are some bad bambinos

wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link

lol trump using #bigleaguetruth hashtag on twitter

marcos, Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link

As opposed to bush-league truth?

jmm, Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:53 (seven years ago) link

#bigleaguechew

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:55 (seven years ago) link

Did he use both 'big league' and 'bigly' last night? I may have misheard his utterance of the latter as a repetition of the former.

I Can Thrill You More Than Elliott Gould Would Ever Dare Try (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:55 (seven years ago) link

man you can hear grunwald trying _so hard_ to not make fun of millenials. i particularly like when he defends millennials by saying "let's be fair, most undecideds aren't quite as bluntly idiotic as the eight inexplicably undecided morons i was stuck with last night".

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/10/last-debate-2016-florida-millennials-214375

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:57 (seven years ago) link

Trump in the first 30 minutes was, I guess, better than he's been in any of the other debates, which is still one of the worst, least winning or convincing debate performances imaginable. He was still interrupting and leaping off topic in a very distracting, confusing, and self-evident way. frogbs has it - first thing out of his mouth, he's dropping out-of-context references to mysterious beefs and scandals which nobody (who is not already voting for him) has ever heard of.

Wallace did him an enormous favor by trying to stack the deck of questions, favoring early stuff in Trump's wheelhouse, and he still couldn't hang onto a thread long enough to deliver anything that sounds like an actual plan. Eventually Wallace got to the assault question (which was also written in such a way as to given Trump the closest thing to a chance he's got, and basically joined the Trump campaign by trying to make Trump's ignominy into a question about Bill Clinton's) and the wheels really came off.

Clinton had some very, very good answers (I surprised myself by being moved by some of her language - she was fantastic with regard to Trump's dismissal of the women who have come forward to accuse him). She also had some enormous glaring duds; the Clinton Foundation thing in particular just didn't go anywhere near the question, for which it wouldn't be hard to have a better answer. If Trump weren't just a walking pile of resentments and id, he could have followed up on that and really laid out "the case" (such as he sees it). But it was just more word salad.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:58 (seven years ago) link

the full-on breitbartization of his campaign is p funny to see, can you remember when republicans thought he would pivot? all 3 debates i tried to view them from the pov of his base and i can see why they think he ruthlessly dominated her, "finally someone calling her out on stage", calling clinton foundation a "criminal enterprise" all the crazy conspiracy shit, the complete denial of the estimations of 17 intelligence agencies re russian hacking

marcos, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:01 (seven years ago) link

yeah I mentioned yesterday here that her unwillingness to say "People want access to me all the time; it doesn't mean I see them!" is fucking irritating.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

Someone - possibly Peter Gabriel - needs to introduce Trump to the compound modifier "big time." If he'd just said "big time" instead of "big league," then "bigly" would not even be a thing.

Gore didn't suggest voter fraud on a wider scale and merely requested recounts (and then DID concede when SCOTUS shut it down)

Maybe I'm misremembering, but weren't at least some of the recounts mandatory due to the closeness (rather than requested)?

wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

it does seem like the easiest defense to offer and she still shies away from it

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:03 (seven years ago) link

I've said it before and I'll say it again: this election was Trump's to lose, and he's lost it almost entirely due to his own lack of self-control. Such an utter putz, but thank god for that.

I Can Thrill You More Than Elliott Gould Would Ever Dare Try (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:03 (seven years ago) link

xxpost yes one of them was. it was the hand recounts that he himself requested.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:03 (seven years ago) link

clinton nailed the abortion question, i can't imagine that if you are anything except a hardcore pro-lifer that you wouldn't be horrified by trump's response to that question

marcos, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link

yeah, even the disgust in her voice was measured perfectly (and necessary)

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:08 (seven years ago) link

Our hotels, the Trump hotels have got so much quality. Such a quality, luxury experience and the scores say it all, you look at the numbers and we are creaming them. Everyone wants to stay in these hotels, we can't build them fast enough! I mean, okay, I check out the competition. I have to, I'm a businessman. So sometimes, and let me tell you I don't like it, but I stay at some other hotels. I'm flying around, I have a private jet and I can stay where I want. Pretty nice! So, it's Indianapolis, and Marriott. Marriott, oh, Marriott. You know what I'm talking about. These guys, the coffee in the rooms - terrible. Just the worst. People are telling me things about the concierge service... not pretty, folks. You don't, I won't even say it. I won't say it. Because, want to hear about this, I ordered some waffles in the restaurant and... well. Kids, syrup, it's bad. I mean real bad. You ever have a bad waffle? You think it wouldn't be so hard, right? It's a machine, batter, waffles, right? No. No. It's unbelievable. I got a phone call in the room, okay? I make a lot of deals, I'm kind of an important person. People are calling me, this is a twenty million dollar deal. Millions of dollars and I'm writing this down on the notepad, and these ball-point pens. No ink! No ink, no quality. It's Bic league. Believe me.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:09 (seven years ago) link

Given all the Breitbart conspiracy bullshit, do those chumps also believe Breitbart is actually alive, a la Tupac?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:10 (seven years ago) link

the betting site P@ddyPower already paid out its Hillary-to-win bets

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:10 (seven years ago) link

I know that the verbiage about rigged elections and waffling on whether he'll concede isn't anything more than petulant, preemptive sore loser speak completely unmoored from anything resembling strategy or rational thought, but I honestly don't know what Trump hopes to achieve with that shit. If anything, it seems like it'll hurt the chances of the entire GOP by depressing the votes of people who are convinced to avoid participation in an apparently tainted electoral process.

I Can Thrill You More Than Elliott Gould Would Ever Dare Try (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:10 (seven years ago) link

sure, but trump never gave a shit about the GOP anyway

marcos, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, there was a Slate "hot take" that basically responded with Who gives a fuck if he concedes?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:13 (seven years ago) link

i'm not buying the whole "people will stay home if they believe the election is rigged" thing. sure, logic would dictate that if the outcome is predetermined, they have no reason to show up, but when has logic played a significant role in trump voters' decision-making process?

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:13 (seven years ago) link

For that matter, per how many first time voters helped him get the nom, since when has voting played a significant role in Trump voters decision-making process?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

it doesn't have to depress a large % of his voters to make a impact down ballot

Mordy, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:16 (seven years ago) link

Oh, I think a large % of his voters are plenty depressed.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link

Looking back at these 3 debates--they were the test case for the right wing fantasy, going back to at least 1992, that if their candidate just got over things like "dignity" and went into a debate with a head full of talk radio or batshitsite zings then the Democrat would shrink and fall gasping to the floor in shock. (Remember that the reason some of these candidates like Newt did okay for a spell was fan-fic about how tough they'd be in the general debates.) So they finally went ahead and nominated the guy who had no problem saying any of this stuff, even if he didn't fully understand it, who would turn to Hillary and threaten her with prison, and it worked out just as well as previous GOP political hacks thought it would.

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link

otm

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:18 (seven years ago) link

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn 't stop to think if they should

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

Clinton had some very, very good answers (I surprised myself by being moved by some of her language - she was fantastic with regard to Trump's dismissal of the women who have come forward to accuse him). She also had some enormous glaring duds; the Clinton Foundation thing in particular just didn't go anywhere near the question, for which it wouldn't be hard to have a better answer. If Trump weren't just a walking pile of resentments and id, he could have followed up on that and really laid out "the case" (such as he sees it). But it was just more word salad.

― DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Thursday, October 20, 2016 9:58 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Another kinda dud thing was her not simply responding "of course the accusers are not affiliated with me on any level, that's ridiculous (and pathetic desperate conspiracy fuel)" when Trump went there.

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:20 (seven years ago) link

There were lots of easy shots she didn't take, perhaps because she didn't want to get into a no YOU did screaming match with this idiot. By the way, I loved his "No, YOU'RE the puppet!" 5-year old come back.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link

I feel like she didn't really have to go there with the accusers, because she basically nailed him on what he was doing generally: attacking the accusers. So any bluster he adds on top of that, blaming Clinton or otherwise, just further damns him. I do wish she'd taken on the "paid people to start fights at our rallies" thing. I mean as she's pointed out she can't spend the whole time debunking every lie he tells, which is almost everything out of his mouth.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:23 (seven years ago) link

She barely went into his Trump Foundation bullshit and could have, instead of pointlessly defending her own foundation; there is tons of investigation into that, not least the Trump Found. losing the right to operate in New York. He brought up Buffett again, but Buffett himself released details proving Trump wrong. And she never brings up where he manufactures his shit clothing line. She was slightly more successful changing the subject from Wikileaks to Russia, that got under his skin.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:24 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, I was thinking... doesn't pushing the rigged narrative hurt his own party's turnout more?

Nhex, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link

President K otm.

Trump is pretty much fulfilling exactly what some people have been asking for. Make an appeal to "downscale whites." Strong Talk on Immigration is a winner with this group. Anti-PC, anti-elite, anti-media stances are winners with this group. So now you've got a candidate bringing the ingredients: Strong Talk on Immigration? Check. Anti-media? Double-check. Anti-PC? Uber-check. Anti-elite.

Also see all the calls for "finally a fighting fighter who fights," leading everyone to approvingly quote Lincoln on Grant.

None of these assets are general election winners, which we've known all along. But now we've had a decent test case on it. Maybe the clamoring for JUST LIKE TRUMP ONLY MOAR will be the next amusement.

wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link

americans have a short memory and it's hard to know what will happen w/ various GOP politicians, but i really, really really hope that mike pence's career will sink in a shit-filled toilet, he deserves the worst

marcos, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:27 (seven years ago) link

they were the test case for the right wing fantasy, going back to at least 1992, that if their candidate just got over things like "dignity" and went into a debate with a head full of talk radio or batshitsite zings then the Democrat would shrink and fall gasping to the floor in shock

this is the funniest/weirdest/most pathetic thing about what i read over at The_Donald --- these dorks get so fuckin fired up about the supposed ~potency~ of their talking points, and even talk about them like they've picked up a legendary weapon in some loot drop. it's so...juvenile

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:33 (seven years ago) link

I really fear this Trump asshole is going to result in some lives lost.
Trump’s supporters talk rebellion, assassination at his rallies (Original title) Boston Globe 10/15

And if Trump doesn’t win, some are even openly talking about violent rebellion and assassination, as fantastical and unhinged as that may seem.

“If she’s in office, I hope we can start a coup. She should be in prison or shot. That’s how I feel about it,” Dan Bowman, a 50-year-old contractor, said of Hillary Clinton, the Democratic nominee. “We’re going to have a revolution and take them out of office if that’s what it takes. There’s going to be a lot of bloodshed. But that’s what it’s going to take. . . . I would do whatever I can for my country.”

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:35 (seven years ago) link

when you're openly living in a fantasy world it doesn't really matter what excuse you come up with for yourself. there are any number of ways they could try and explain why trump's failure is meaningless for the republican party. "not a real republican", for instance.

i will be keeping an eye on kansas to see if state-wide parties have the capacity to walk themselves back from the brink, though i'm pretty skeptical.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:35 (seven years ago) link

I feel like she didn't really have to go there with the accusers, because she basically nailed him on what he was doing generally: attacking the accusers. So any bluster he adds on top of that, blaming Clinton or otherwise, just further damns him. I do wish she'd taken on the "paid people to start fights at our rallies" thing. I mean as she's pointed out she can't spend the whole time debunking every lie he tells, which is almost everything out of his mouth.

― DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Thursday, October 20, 2016 10:23 AM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I just felt something that should be so easy to deny calmly helps with her issues with trustworthiness (which is part of Trump's """strategy""" to capitalize on that issue voters have with her), and it would backfire on Trump to have her reinforce the "can you believe this shit?" gut reaction voters should be having when Trump makes those desperate conspiratorial rebuttals. I agree that also applies to the "paid people to start fights at our rallies" because now it looks like she "refuses to deny it" among those who are having trouble trusting her. Like, just say "Those claims are ridiculous and utterly desperate. Anyway... [back to topic]"

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:37 (seven years ago) link

I do love the idea of Trump wandering the country for another 10 (or 5 or 2 or however long he lives) years, ranting and insisting he's the real president.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

there aren't enough hours in the day for her to deny all of trump's lies.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

Personally, I'm pretty pleased that some of these 'revolution and assassination' psychos are feeling emboldened enough to identify themselves to the media. I'm sure that various agencies will be keeping a watchful eye on their activities.

I Can Thrill You More Than Elliott Gould Would Ever Dare Try (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

Like, just say "Those claims are ridiculous and utterly desperate. Anyway... [back to topic]"

yea i also wish she dismissed those claims in better way

i think dropping a "donald clearly has no idea what he's talking about" here and there would've been nice and effective

marcos, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:39 (seven years ago) link

http://www.wsj.com/articles/some-undecided-voters-turn-on-donald-trump-over-rigged-claims-1476935176

“If I had to choose, I guess I would rather end up getting stuck with Hillary,” he added. “I disagree with just about everything she says, but that’s politics. Trump—he’s just dangerous.”

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:40 (seven years ago) link

Expect to see this line parrotted for the next few days: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/441269/hillary-clinton-2002-george-w-bush-was-selected-not-elected

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:40 (seven years ago) link

i think dropping a "donald clearly has no idea what he's talking about" here and there would've been nice and effective

― marcos

She did look genuinely horrified when she called Trump's elections remark "horrifying."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:41 (seven years ago) link

betsy mccaughey is such a wreck, it's incredible that anyone, even trump, could have surrogates this bad

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:44 (seven years ago) link

Heh, "dropping a Donald" would be a good euphemism for taking a shit.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:45 (seven years ago) link

there aren't enough hours in the day for her to deny all of trump's lies.

― fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Thursday, October 20, 2016 10:38 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm well aware of Gish Gallop but these two key Trump claims I felt were important for her to say something almost as succinct as "lol bullshit" before going back on topic

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:45 (seven years ago) link

And her dancing around the pay to play question in such a guilty way looked awful. I could just feel all the Berniebros in the country freaking out at that moment.

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:51 (seven years ago) link

Analysis in NYTimes:

In the third and final presidential debate, Mrs. Clinton outmaneuvered Mr. Trump with a strategy that relied on the mocking and taunting for which he is known.

Yeah, her mocking and taunting were so relentless, just a total throw down, they are totally the same, these two.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:57 (seven years ago) link

They're saying she counted on him being mocking and judo'd it

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:05 (seven years ago) link

he's saying "big league" but it sounds like "bigly" bc long island or whatever so ppl pretend he says "bigly"

― Clay, Wednesday, October 19, 2016 9:29 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

catching up on the thread and want to go on record that the trashfire donald is from queens, long island is many things that are not complimentary but it should not have cheeto jeezus on its conscience

basically him being from queens is the garbage rosetta stone that explains every garish and vomitous aspect of his personality

i've watched a lot of cats do weird and interesting things (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:06 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/TheFix/status/789090575249125376

This GIF pretty much says it all.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:07 (seven years ago) link

this is the funniest/weirdest/most pathetic thing about what i read over at The_Donald --- these dorks get so fuckin fired up about the supposed ~potency~ of their talking points, and even talk about them like they've picked up a legendary weapon in some loot drop

Yes, whether it is the O'Keeffe thingy, wikileaks, pneumonia, FBI, Benghazi, Foster, Whitewater... they all seem to think that if the low info voters were only really allowed to KNOW the TRUTH it would be over for her. Ignoring that everybody's heard all this shit already and it's a collective yawn. (Not that she's perfect or defensible on every count - merely that the accumulated mass of it hasn't sunk her yet, and won't now.)

In contrast, the same doodz hasten to preemptively declare each new Trump scandal as a nothingburger, with the cherry on top of "wow, the left must really be getting desperate; clearly their internal polls are tanking."

wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:11 (seven years ago) link

I would have liked Hillary to call out Trump on shit like "Obama's regime" and "your president" but I guess she's already called him a racist

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:18 (seven years ago) link

fwiw I thought Wallace was terrible, his idea of fairness is to lob an equal number of loaded questions to both candidates. So he throws wikileaks crap at Clinton, and then turns around and calls Trump a liar. Fairness! Also anyone who trots out that nonsense about Social Security/Medicare going bankrupt and the horrors of the nat'l debt is living in some early 80s fantasy where those "issues" haven't yet been thoroughly discredited. Fuck that guy.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:20 (seven years ago) link

neither of those programs is going to go bankrupt and it *does not matter* how big a percentage of GDP the nat'l debt it

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:20 (seven years ago) link

is

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:20 (seven years ago) link

We should start calling it the "national market capitalization" instead of the "national debt"

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link

what is the hillary's ppl incited violence at trump's rallies thing even based on? What's the cold light of day version of it?

One of the things that has stood out the most in these debates is how clearly uncomfortable Trump is in his own skin, and the extent to which his awkward and insecure body language belies his projected self-image as a hypercompetent bazillionaire amazing winner of everything ever (assuming one couldn't see through the smokescreen of bloviation to the wounded five-year-old at his core). I find it so hard to believe that people are so bad at spotting these tells that he'd actually ever impressed or intimidated anyone in a business context.

I Can Thrill You More Than Elliott Gould Would Ever Dare Try (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:23 (seven years ago) link

O'Keefe video apparently has Hillary campaign people secretly recorded admitting they've arranged for it. I have not watched it.

xp

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:23 (seven years ago) link

PROJECT VERITAS

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:26 (seven years ago) link

I KNOW A LATIN WORD

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:33 (seven years ago) link

She barely went into his Trump Foundation bullshit and could have

I thought what she did do - bring up the painting of himself that he bought, and ask "Who does that?" - was much more powerful. Hammered home the pathetic-narcissistic-clown aspect. I bet that hurt him badly, and led as much as anything else to the "nasty woman" bit at the end.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link

he's got my vote 👍

am0n, Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link

Let's remember: very few people watched the debate. "Trump wont accept the result and called Hillary a nasty woman" is the only thing that matters.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:43 (seven years ago) link

not like if they had watched the debate it would've changed. this idea that he was doing fine except for the two gaffes is absurd. he looked and sounded terrible (and terribly dumb) throughout the debate.

Mordy, Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link

I haven't watched the PV stuff either, but I gather it is heavily manipulated footage of things that are more like "get people to wear a Planned Parenthood shirt and stand in the front of the rope line." Maybe shading into "Let's get provocative with those assholes and see what happens." AFAIK it is only in O'Keeffe's deceptive edits and the Breitbrats' fever dreams that this turns into "inciting violence."

Anyway it's not hard to find video that shows how little provocation the Trumplets need to swerve into violence (with an irrefutable racial cast to boot).

FWIW the Nixon campaign's defense about things that now sound quaint - like changing campaign signs and announcing a rally on the wrong day - was that these are things that have been done in campaigns since time immemorial, so nbd.

Not aware of much of anything in the wikistuff that rises to a level beyond aggressive, provocative, savvy, and well-connected campaigning, but I would be willing change my view if given evidence from a source with less of an ax to grind, thx

wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

Trying to think if there's potential mileage in a Clinton campaign video contrasting Trump's present-day comments about and attitude toward Clinton with the gracious praise he heaps upon her in that interview from '08 that's making the rounds. It's as stark a contrast as the dueling positions he's taken on just about every other subject mentioned in his platform.

I Can Thrill You More Than Elliott Gould Would Ever Dare Try (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link

Looking back at these 3 debates--they were the test case for the right wing fantasy, going back to at least 1992, that if their candidate just got over things like "dignity" and went into a debate with a head full of talk radio or batshitsite zings then the Democrat would shrink and fall gasping to the floor in shock. (Remember that the reason some of these candidates like Newt did okay for a spell was fan-fic about how tough they'd be in the general debates.) So they finally went ahead and nominated the guy who had no problem saying any of this stuff, even if he didn't fully understand it, who would turn to Hillary and threaten her with prison, and it worked out just as well as previous GOP political hacks thought it would.

― duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, October 20, 2016 9:17 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

great post

i was working late and our office internet was out so i kinda caught up after the fact but literally the only things that got traction were "bad hombres", "nasty woman" and refusing to accept the election...i don't know who these idiots who are saying "trump had a great debate until the not accepting the results thing" are but it seeemed like ppl thought it was worse than even the first two

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link

yeah, agree there is some element of closure (for me at least) to the "if we could say what we mean, we would win, and get what we really want."

OTOH, if the drunk dad fringe of the right wing now feels trump is just another fakey beta cuck with no balls, wtf does the next candidate bring?

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link

35 million people watched the debate last night on the network alone. I think that hardly counts as very few people watched it.x post

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

They don't actually feel that way about Trump, though. The working theory will be that forces conspired against him.

xp

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:59 (seven years ago) link

wrong

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:59 (seven years ago) link

OTOH, if the drunk dad fringe of the right wing now feels trump is just another fakey beta cuck with no balls, wtf does the next candidate bring?

Walks onstage nude except for Patton's old military helmet and Blackie Lawless's buzzsaw-blade codpiece?

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:59 (seven years ago) link

(felt like this thread could use some random Trump interjections)

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:59 (seven years ago) link

35 million people watched the debate last night on the network alone. I think that hardly counts as very few people watched it

That's two-thirds less than the first debate, yes?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 October 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link

Trying to think if there's potential mileage in a Clinton campaign video contrasting Trump's present-day comments about and attitude toward Clinton with the gracious praise he heaps upon her in that interview from '08 that's making the rounds. It's as stark a contrast as the dueling positions he's taken on just about every other subject mentioned in his platform.

― I Can Thrill You More Than Elliott Gould Would Ever Dare Try (Old Lunch), Thursday, October 20, 2016 11:46 AM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Again for me the most fascinating thing about that video is how relatively coherently he speaks; how well spoken and reasonable he sounds (comparably) regardless of the content. I really feel like his focus has deteriorated over the years. Relentless campaigning probably doesn't help either.

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

he did a lot less sniffing this time around, for some reason

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

supply ran out

¶ (DJP), Thursday, 20 October 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

if the drunk dad fringe of the right wing now feels trump is just another fakey beta cuck with no balls, wtf does the next candidate bring?

You rang?

http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Idiocracy-President-570x267.png

wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 October 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

xposts The AV guys finally wised up and put sniffscreens on the mics.

I Can Thrill You More Than Elliott Gould Would Ever Dare Try (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 October 2016 16:09 (seven years ago) link

35 million people watched the debate last night on the network alone. I think that hardly counts as very few people watched it
That's two-thirds less than the first debate, yes?

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, October 20, 2016 11:00 AM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'd imagine that's pretty normal? (in terms of attrition of viewership and just people's voting decisions except for the ken bone dipshits of the world are more baked in by time the third debate rolls around)

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 October 2016 16:10 (seven years ago) link

Indeed so.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 October 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

I don't know if they have totals yet, but that 35 million number I saw was up from the last debate, and only includes viewership on the 4 networks. Not cable, not internet, not bars, not overseas, etc. Which is to say, minimum 35 million watched, but likely over 20 million more than that. So between 50-60 million.

http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/tv-ratings-donald-trump-hillary-clinton-final-debate-1201895174/

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link

did you guys post the Cracked thing already? i know, Cracked.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-reasons-trumps-rise-that-no-one-talks-about/

scott seward, Thursday, 20 October 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link

It's been making the rounds. Not that different from the JD Vance interview from earlier this year.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 October 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link

feel like this is an important corrective to the cracked sentiments:
http://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2016/10/15/13286498/donald-trump-voters-race-economic-anxiety

Mordy, Thursday, 20 October 2016 16:34 (seven years ago) link

yeah the Cracked thing is okay but it elides solid facts like this:

There is absolutely no evidence that Trump’s supporters, either in the primary or the general election, are disproportionately poor or working class. Exit polling from the primaries found that Trump voters made about as much as Ted Cruz voters, and significantly more than supporters of either Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders. Trump voters, FiveThirtyEight's Nate Silver found, had a median household income of $72,000, a fair bit higher than the $62,000 median household income for non-Hispanic whites in America.

A major study from Gallup's Jonathan Rothwell confirmed this. Trump support was correlated with higher, not lower, income, both among the population as a whole and among white people. Trump supporters were less likely to be unemployed or to have dropped out of the labor force. Areas with more manufacturing, or higher exposure to imports from China, were less likely to think favorably of Trump.

... for some less reliable armchair sociologizing

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 16:40 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/TheFix/status/789090575249125376

This GIF pretty much says it all.

― GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Thursday, October 20, 2016 10:07 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This reminds me of Mark Harris's tweets the other day about how femmy Trump is:

‏@MarkHarrisNYC
Yeah, he's alpha, but the flying hands, the faces he pulls, the pursed lips, the head-wag and smirk after a one-liner: Very Paul Lynde.

Wozniak on Kimye's Baby (jaymc), Thursday, 20 October 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link

yeah that vox piece is really good & important

ciderpress, Thursday, 20 October 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link

Hey relax...it's all been settled.

https://twitter.com/AP/status/789144348222955521

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 October 2016 16:48 (seven years ago) link

Very Paul Lynde.

lol yes. The Bob Odenkirk/Don Pratt comparison also v apt

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link

xpost Likewise, I very generously agree with everyone who thinks I'm right.

I Can Thrill You More Than Elliott Gould Would Ever Dare Try (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 October 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link

I'm glad you say that, Old Lunch, because I know you agree with me on all things.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 October 2016 16:51 (seven years ago) link

Is Dicks Out for Bad Hombre a meme/tshirt yet?

― (rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, October 19, 2016 11:10 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Jeremy

Wozniak on Kimye's Baby (jaymc), Thursday, 20 October 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

Absolutely, Ned. As long as we're on the same page, we're in total agreement.

I Can Thrill You More Than Elliott Gould Would Ever Dare Try (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

Strange sanity from LePage, of all people

https://twitter.com/alivitali/status/789142150319603713

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/katyperry/status/788909027539365888

lmao

¶ (DJP), Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link

Re: that cracked piece, I grew up in "red" rural Illinois just like the author, and I must say this section

But what I can say, from personal experience, is that the racism of my youth was always one step removed. I never saw a family member, friend, or classmate be mean to the actual black people we had in town. We worked with them, played video games with them, waved to them when they passed.

is just not accurate and totally tone-deaf. I mean, I'm sure the writer wasn't engaging in hate crime as a kid, but there was tons of racism where I grew up and it's laughable to suggest otherwise.

intheblanks, Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link

if the drunk dad fringe of the right wing now feels trump is just another fakey beta cuck with no balls, wtf does the next candidate bring?

Can Alex Jones be persuaded to run though?

Patti Labelle is in here with her high but mediocre singing voice. (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link

If Hillary is chasing him maybe

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

Milo Yiannopolous

flappy bird, Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link

i know he can't but... that would be fun!

flappy bird, Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link

man the dum-dums dragging the Gore election back out are some really stupid, stupid people. Like how is that a gotcha, an election nobody has forgotten from sixteen years ago? Anybody who considers it a double standard already considered it one prior to last night.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:33 (seven years ago) link

they're gasping for air, have some mercy

flappy bird, Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:37 (seven years ago) link

personally i'm disappointed all we got from Trump was "she's such a nasty woman," i guess we were being optimistic when we thought he'd whip out bitch or cunt at the debates

flappy bird, Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:38 (seven years ago) link

also notable about Trump's comments upthread saying he'd accept "if he won" is he expanded to say he would accept the results of a "clear result", but that he reserved the right to pursue legal action if there was a 'questionable' one. Some in his camp will be rushing to say "see, this is what he meant yesterday, and isn't that reasonable", but you can't really trot out the "clear vs questionable" rubric as 'reasonable' in this context when he has previously made comments indicating weird binaries like "If I lose Pennsylvania, that proves it is rigged" or "there are some precincts where Mitt Romney got zero votes" (this is not actually uncommon).

I guess some will ask "well how could he have answered the question satisfactorily, and really the answer is, if he was a good candidate, he wouldn't have been asked it at all because the only reason he was asked it is because he keeps saying "rigged, rigged, rigged". But the best answer he *could* have given would have been "I will abide by any result". the idea that a candidate could contest results/request recounts for questionable results is already known, and that's not the context the question is given in.

A conditional response would kinda be like answering the question "Can you meet me for lunch tomorrow" by saying "well, I plan to, however it's contingent on me not dying in a car wreck or taking ill, so I don't want to firmly commit just yet".

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:38 (seven years ago) link

I fail to see the similarity between Trump questioning the fairness of the entire election process three weeks before the election, and both Bush and Gore jockeying over the fairness of various attempts to certify a winner in a single state where the candidates were separated by about 500 votes out of several million votes cast, when that one state's results would determine who won the presidency. But, hey, that's just me.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link

so apparently a federal judge in Ohio ruled that 2 mill voters were illegally purged from the rolls and they will be allowed to cast provisional ballots in Nov?

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link

was kinda hoping hillary might do that *wrong* thing into the microphone like donald does. that would have been funny. she seemed like she was in the mood to do something like that. she could have done it for 90 minutes. he's wrong a lot.

scott seward, Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link

i was hoping she'd say "Sphincter says what?"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

Back to back, heart to heart: http://www.luckytv.nl/back-to-back-heart-to-heart/ (click the vid)

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link

i still can't get over the whole putin thing. that was gold. i can't believe donald thought it was a slam to say that putin doesn't respect her! that's so bizarre. everyone hates putin.

scott seward, Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:53 (seven years ago) link

the whole Putin thing seems like the easiest negative press to avoid and yet he has bungled it every time, right down to the refusal to accept the intelligence debriefings about their hacks.

almost as if he has an earpiece and Putin's in his ear going "nuh uh uhhhhhhhhhhh"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link

Maybe Putin's the one who's got all the real dirt on him.

Patti Labelle is in here with her high but mediocre singing voice. (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link

i'm trying to figure out to what extent his putin thing is based on genuine admiration for authoritarianism, what part is playing to potential russian investors/busines interest, and what part is the influence of advisers

intheblanks, Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link

i still keep running through the doomsday scenario that would be the russians actually hacking the election, trump winning, and then hillary having to advance the claim that it was rigged

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link

lol at back 2 back heart 2 heart, worth waiting for it to load.

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link

Predominantly the first option, I'd guess. (xxxp)

Patti Labelle is in here with her high but mediocre singing voice. (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

the only people for whom "putin doesn't respect her" really works as an attack are those whose lack of respect for Hillary far exceeds their lack of respect for putin. but the number of people who willingly believe Hillary is an evil-hearted bitch, a criminal and liar, who murders her enemies and sleeps with lesbians and Wall Street bankers is depressingly large.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

i'm trying to figure out to what extent his putin thing is based on genuine admiration for authoritarianism, what part is playing to potential russian investors/busines interest, and what part is the influence of advisers

― intheblanks, Thursday, October 20, 2016 1:58 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think part of it is this too - putin praising trump as a "bright and talented person" http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/17/politics/russia-putin-trump/, just a sucker for flattery

marcos, Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:02 (seven years ago) link

yeah, that makes sense

intheblanks, Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link

lovey doveys

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:07 (seven years ago) link

Trump went double down on authoritarianism and gave props to FUCKING BASHAR AL ASSAD, nevermind Putin

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:09 (seven years ago) link

hey Trump just likes smart people, they're so smart

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:18 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvN2GFwWcAAx_i4.jpg:large

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:19 (seven years ago) link

Wasn't Scott Adams supposed to destroy Twitter today?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link

http://blog.dilbert.com/post/152067706781/i-score-the-third-debate

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

http://blog.dilbert.com/post/151981022076/is-twitter-shadowbanning-me

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

do it light, muting me through the night
Shadowbanning, baby now that ain't right

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

wow if Dilbro is even admitting that Clinton one that means Trump was absolutely slaughtered

that said gtfo with the 2nd half of that article, "oh it'll certainly be rigged because Team Clinton said Trump is Hitler, boo hoo" god just admit you blew this one

frogbs, Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

the most annoying thing about scott adams is that he paints the debate as if hillary pointing trump out to be a monster was a victory of style over substance and literally trump has not one real, substantial actual bit of policy (except for his shitty tax rates) that is actually spelled out in specifics

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link

I don’t believe in Santa Claus.

I don’t believe in ghosts.

I don’t believe in a traditional god.

I don’t believe in luck.

And I don’t see Donald Trump as dangerous.

donald n me -- that's reality

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link

We don’t expect him to have the same mastery of the facts. The bar is lower for the outsider

this is pretty stupid, i would think you would set the bar at least as high for someone who hasnt proven themselves by holding past office but hey let's keep the motion of the goal posts as fluid and continuous as possible

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

I mean does he think the rest of the world is going to also set a lower bar of expectations for a President in how he relates to them simply cos "he's new to this"? Like, this isn't training for the cash register at Wawa.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:33 (seven years ago) link

i still can't get over the whole putin thing. that was gold. i can't believe donald thought it was a slam to say that putin doesn't respect her! that's so bizarre. everyone hates putin.

― scott seward, Thursday, October 20, 2016 1:53 PM (thirty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well he was TRYING to say that Putin will push her around and she won't get anywhere with him on whichever negotiations are needed. But it's still thinly veiled admiration of Putin as a role model on his part.

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link

xpost like, mastery of the facts for an outsider can at least be feigned on a semi-competent scale with "debate prep", and failing to prep for a debate and bungling answers rightfully makes people wonder if he's going to do his homework prior to international meetings, whether he'll read briefings, or do any of the other numerous things that Presidents do that he doesn't wanna do

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link

it is incredibly irritating that he frames the view of Trump as being racist or dangerous or a complete moron as some sort of weapons-grade persuasion by Team Clinton, and not a natural reading of the things he does and says every single day.

frogbs, Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link

does it even really matter if Trump is willing to concede the election results or not? It's not like the loser certifies the vote or something. He can file as many stupid frivolous lawsuits as he wants, he's not gonna get a sympathetic hearing.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link

I'm sure it doesn't matter in any official capacity, but I think it's the unofficial capacity that people outside of the more crazed members of his flock are concerned about.

I Can Thrill You More Than Elliott Gould Would Ever Dare Try (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link

Him not conceding implies to me that he will lead some sort of revolution against the government, whether that is a peaceful if belligerent protest (hmmm), or a violent one (whatever degree that may be is legit horrifying)

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link

Choices choices

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/789174109745721344

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

actually in a weird way i want him to contest it just to cement himself as a total loser crybaby, all his wealth is going to evaporate now that he can't trade on his toxic name

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

If you want a reason to be worried, ask yourself why the mainstream media is so keen on framing the election as “not rigged.” The message I’m getting from them, collectively, is that they think it will be. (Because it will be.) We just don’t know how much the rigging will matter.

wait what?

Why do I say it will be rigged? Because whenever humans have motive, opportunity, a high upside gain, and low odds of detection, shenanigans happen 100% of the time. Our vote-counting systems have plenty of weak spots. Rigging (to some degree) is a near guarantee.

"Terrible people presume all people act terribly" vs occam's razor; not sure where i wanna go with this one except damn you all for making me aware of MRA Dilbro's social media life

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

did you guys post the Cracked thing already? i know, Cracked.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-reasons-trumps-rise-that-no-one-talks-about/

― scott seward, Thursday, October 20, 2016 12:27 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Regarding the Cracked thing, I have been thinking about starting a separate thread specifically based around the idea of trying to reconcile with these vast swaths of America that have drifted further and further to the right, sometimes against their own self-interest and pretty much always against the interests of humankind, as far as I'm concerned. Someone shared that Cracked article on fb the other day and while I thought some of it was a bunch of baloney, the basic idea that in order to fix America, we're going to need to understand and engage with these people is pretty important.

I'm in the middle of reading Strangers in Their Own Land by Arlie Russell Hochschild, which offers a more in-depth approach to a similar topic. I was going to wait to start engaging ilx with this topic until after the election had settled down (and I had finished the book), but I do want to learn more about problems faced by rural/red state citizens and what we can do to help them and keep our country from falling apart.

how's life, Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link

Uh, that "separate thread" should have been italics, not url code.

how's life, Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link

A couple of my white conservative-leaning friends were making a similar argument the other day, which effectively boiled down to "it is your responsibility as an educated black man to go befriend racist white people and make them non-racist". I decided not to engage.

¶ (DJP), Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

Speaking of there ought to be a new thread with some catchy, refusing to concede style title for the final stretch imo

Evan, Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

the basic idea that in order to fix America, we're going to need to understand and engage with these people is pretty important.

No we don't.

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2016/10/yeah-sorry-but-fuck-donald-trumps.html

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/MhpVB.gif

nomar, Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:02 (seven years ago) link

100% agreement with TOMBOT

also lol nomar

¶ (DJP), Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

Since when has it been necessary in any democracy to "understand and engage" with people who lose three elections in a row? That's just illustrating what Ta-nehisi and others have already said repeatedly - that all white grievance in the US is automatically treated as valid and important. We don't need to go out there and discover what makes these people tick. They live in dying communities, they don't want to change and they are terrified of black and brown people. They don't want any help. They hate us. The end.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link

It's not just that, but as how's life says, they're 'red state citizens', so the idea that they're the responsibility of Democrats and their constituents is ridiculous. Especially because so many of them are state righters as well. There's almost nothing to do for them, because they refuse to engage with anyone. They complain there's a health crisis, but vote for governors who withhold medicare expansion for them. What on earth are anyone supposed to do?

Frederik B, Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link

yep. the last two paragraphs of your link sum it up nicely


Why all this hate, huh? Why can't I just be a nice, empathetic liberal? Because we're no longer dealing with anything approaching a rational opponent. Today, John McCain said in an interview that Republicans in the Senate would block any Supreme Court nominee from a President Hillary Clinton. "I promise you that we will be united against any Supreme Court nominee that Hillary Clinton, if she were president, would put up," McCain really did say.

So we're facing a party that is trying to prevent people from voting, with a nominee that is actively inciting people to possible violence in order to undermine the very democracy that got him this goddamn far, and has elected officials who have made it their jobs to simply undo the will of the majority of Americans. I ain't playing nice with shitheels and ratfuckers, and I won't abide pompous blowhards and the fools who follow them.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link

No we don't.

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2016/10/yeah-sorry-but-fuck-donald-trumps.html

― El Tomboto, Thursday, October 20, 2016 3:01 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good link

marcos, Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:13 (seven years ago) link

politically suppressing/oppressing minorities is wrong but these people aren't oppressed in any meaningful sense of the term. they get to vote, they have free speech, they receive the benefits of civil society - they are fully integrated into the American political landscape. acting like somehow we are obliged to get along with them is ridiculous.

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link

Well, I think there are people who are in pain who are just fucking morons. I'm not talking about Trump himself or the die-hards who are still cleaving to him, but the people who regularly vote Republican because that's the Christian party or because "jobs". I would like to think we can do things to help them and change their minds without compromising our own progressive direction. Maybe we just haven't thought of what to do yet. Like I said, I don't personally know what to do but I'm eager to learn more. Democrats are the party of helping people through government, right?

how's life, Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

btw
"I will keep you in suspense" - US Elections 2016: the Final Thread

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link


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