The Great Gatsby

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Inspired by the Andy Kaufman thread.

Anyway, I read it a few years ago in high school and liked it a lot, though with the usual resentment that comes with being forced to read anything. (I had to read One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest the same year, but I avoided 'school book' syndrome by reading it a few months before everyone else.) I'm about to reread it now and I have the feeling it might turn out to be one of my favorite books. That's mainly based on my vivid memory of the last page, which made me cry.

So, the Great American Novel, or just another one of those boring Classics?

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 17:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Great, totally. I just read it a month or so ago.

Mandee, Tuesday, 22 October 2002 17:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've never read it but 'Norwegian Wood' made me want to.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 17:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah, I didn't read it until last year and liked it and read a few other fitzgeralds as a result of liking it as much as I did.

not thee great but a verry good.

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 18:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like it. Gatsby is great.

I'm reading Norwegian Wood at the mo, just so I can say it's not his best work.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 18:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

is good

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 18:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's definitely not his best work, jel.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 18:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tender is the Night = his best book by far.

david h (david h), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 20:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Great Gatsby is a great book. we did it in school too, but it's one of those books that repays being studied. In writing it F. Scott Fitzgerald was trying for a Joseph Conrad styleee. Mad, eh?

DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 21:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's wonderful, and also the short story "Winter Dreams", which Gatsby always reminds me of.

Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 21:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

i haven't read it since high school but i remember being disappointed by the end - i didn't think it was long enough, that it didn't build up enough momentum to justify (SPOILER!!) gatsby's death.

i thought the style was way more flaubert than conrad. < /asshole >

ch. (synkro), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 21:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Never read it, actually -- that and Huckleberry Finn were the two 'high school English' books I missed out on for one reason or another (and yet somehow I got assigned Pynchon to read, go figure!). One day I'll get to Gatsby and Fitzgerald in general, I suppose, but not Finn -- every time I've tried I get bored to death forty pages in.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 21:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh man, this book used to be a major point of debate between myself and a friend...she was always complaining that she had to read it for English class. "What the fuck? It's a great book! You try reading fuckin' Os Lusiadas instead, now there's a dull book!" I'd say. "But this book is just about rich people whining!" she'd reply. "Rich people have feelings, too!" I'd say, and on it went...

This probably wasn't helped by the fact that I'm relatively well off and her family struggles to make a living. Insert Ironic Manic Street Preachers Quote Here.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 22 October 2002 22:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Gatsby is great. Huckleberry Finn bored me rigid.

I'm both surprised and impressed that you got assigned Pynchon in high school ahead of either of those two though.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 22:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

I loved Gatsby, I wrote a comparison piece on that and Coupland's "Microserfs" for my main A-level coursework. Daisy is easily one of my top five characters for literary history, Fitzgerald has her down to a perfect tea.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 22:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm both surprised and impressed that you got assigned Pynchon in high school ahead of either of those two though.

I had one heck of a creative English teacher for 11th grade...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 00:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

I read it in seventh or eighth grade and I don't think I understood it, I just found it irritating. Maybe I should reread it but I found it very, very annoying the first time.

Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 00:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

We never got anything too interesting assigned in high school, thought my high school teacher promised that there was a lot of graphic porn in Madame Bovary if we read the whole thing. But it was all a cheap lie to get us to read the damn novel! I guess that is why Flaubert has always disappointed me.

Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 00:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wasn't forced to read it (we got 'Crime & Punishment' instead). Certain sections are breathtaking. There's a certain dopey part of me that thinks really great books should be 500+ pages. The latest big book I've read - the new Dune book - is of course an exception to this rule, as it's a big stinky pile of dung. That's what I get for liking sci fi.

Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 01:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

C'mon, it was a Kevin Anderson cowrite. You knew going in it would suck.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 01:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, the last three weren't too bad. Shitty in comparison to the original six, of course, but better than a lot of other crap. This one really needed editing, both for length and for things like spelling errors, etc. Disappointing. Cool premise, poor execution. I don't thing Brian Herbert can write his way out of a paper bag, either. How 'bout those Angels?! Oh yeah, 'The Great Gatsby', whoo hoo! And how are the people across the ocean feeling about the Booker? We're (Canadians) all kinda scratching our heads, too.

Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 03:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

It IS one of my favourite novels. I read it for first time at 14, part_time along with "Portnoy's Complaint", and I regard both of them as the basics of my "education sentimental".

The best ending ever, of course. no recommended for anyone pondering to become a writer him/herself, as John Irving hinted in "The New Hampshire Hotel": it is a heavy weight on your shoulders, because you finish the book with the impression you will never be able to scribble anything like that, to crystallise a feeling so perfectly with so little wording behind.

arantxa, Wednesday, 23 October 2002 06:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

It didn't do anything for me. Yawn.

Miss Laura, Wednesday, 23 October 2002 06:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's a definite classic, I love the way Fitzgerald weaves all those different little storylines into such a great ending. The only other book by him that I've liked though is Tender is the Night, which is just perfect, simply one of the best books ever written. I don't like to use the word too freely, but absolute genius.

This Side of Paradise on the other hand is a very tedious read, completely lacking in the romance and depravity, just focussing on the rich-boy crap.

Steve.n., Wednesday, 23 October 2002 06:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Tender is the night" and the unfinished "The last tycoon" are my other two favourites. Ironical how "This side of..." was such a blockbuster, and how underrated (out of touch with the times, perhaps?)his last two novels were at the time.

arantxa, Wednesday, 23 October 2002 08:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've never read any Flaubert, but as I said, Fitzgerald was consciously emulating Conrad with "The Great Gatsby". Key Conrad-esque features:

- the narrator not being the main character

- the fractured time sequence

- having the main action of the story take place at sea during a storm

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 08:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Wu-Tang Clan reminds me of The Great Gatsby, I know not why.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 09:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

the flaubertian part i thought of as just a general rhythm and chiseled-ness to the prose, along with the descriptions being both highly visual and associative (the alternating blue and gold in the party scene is pure Madame B.) i've never read any Conrad beyond HOD so i'm not sure what i was on about up there anyway.

the first 100 or so pages of 'tender is the night' were excellent, after that it went straight to shit and i couldn't even be bothered to finish it.

ch. (synkro), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 13:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

the first 100 or so pages of 'tender is the night' were excellent, after that it went straight to shit and i couldn't even be bothered to finish it.

Which version did you read? Fitzgerald's intended version where the story begins at the beach, or the version where the parts are swapped to force the story into chronological order?

His intended version reads better - the other version gives too much away too soon.

Steve.n., Wednesday, 23 October 2002 13:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

- having the main action of the story take place at sea during a storm

Am I losing my mind? I don't remember anything like this happening in Gatsby.

I read it a couple of years ago on my own. For some reason I never got assigned it in school. I enjoyed it quite a bit, especially the chapter early in the book where Nick goes into the city with Tom and Myrtle and they get plastered and fight. I would recommend it on the strength of that chapter alone.

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 13:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

The storm at sea bit is clearly a gag.

I think it's among the most perfect, polished novels ever written, and he wrote like an angel. There are very few better American novels - one of those few, Ned, is Huck Finn. And quite a bit of it really is set on the water.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 18:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

one of those few, Ned, is Huck Finn

This may take some convincing. ;-) Keep in mind I love Twain and all (but I'm probably more of an Ambrose Bierce lover at heart).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 18:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

i read fitzgerald's original, i guess, since it was the part at the beach that i liked the most. it's been so long since i've read anything by him, and i remember so little, that i'm not sure why i'm contributing to this thread. is this the first literary thread on ilx which has gone past 30 posts which wasn't about pynchon? (tho he still got mentioned!) (not counting the book club thread obv.)

ch. (synkro), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 19:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Interesting fact: Hunter S. Thompson says he modelled Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas directly on Gatsby. Still haven't quite figured that one out yet - aside from the whole American Dream thing.

I'm actually with Ned on Huck Finn. I read it in high school the same year as Gatsby and thought it was okay, but haven't been able to get through it again.

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 19:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Of course a lot of the reasons why Huck Finn is perhaps the Great American Novel are so in the culture that you don't have to go to the book to get them - you just get them some, even growing up in England, let alone America. I'm mystified how anyone could love Twain and not love this - it's like loving Pynchon but not caring for Gravity's Rainbow!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 21:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Actually, I think I do know some people who fit that description of Pynchon fans perfectly! Perhaps it's a reaction to the sheer sprawl of the novel compared to the conciseness (sorta) of V and Crying, if we're talking Pynchon's earlier work.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 21:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

I fucking hated it when I had to read it in my last year of high school. Dunno what I'd think of it now. At the time it was the whole "Who cares about a bunch of rich people sleeping with each other?" thing. God, the movie was even worse. I'd say more but I'm listening to Vexations and nothing matters but these piano chords goddamnit.

sundar subramanian, Wednesday, 23 October 2002 21:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

God, the movie was even worse.

The original or the seventies version?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 21:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

70s version. Haven't seen the original.

sundar subramanian, Wednesday, 23 October 2002 21:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

I love The Great Gatsby, because of the images (I always think of the first sighting of Daisy and Jorden sitting in that long room with their dresses billowing around them) and the perfect capturing of that slightly bitchy, but not involved enough to be malicious chat.


Fear and Loathing and Great Gatsby - both have large amounts of mint juleps.

Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 21:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

four months pass...
revive! i read it again on the way to dedbeat. am far too tired to post anything about it now, except that it's clearly one of the best books ever; this is just a reminder to myself to post more tomorrow.

toby (tsg20), Monday, 3 March 2003 01:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wow, all the lit topics are recurring lately.

Yes, one of the best books ever. I don't really have anything to add to that.

thom west (thom w), Monday, 3 March 2003 03:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

I love the Pat Hobby Stories best.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 March 2003 15:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...
Dillingham is a divil for the books.

the pinefox, Thursday, 24 April 2003 11:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...
I don't think I got it properly. I read the end in a hurry when I was v.tired and wanted to finish it before I turned the light out. I was aware that the last few pages were some kind of tour de force, but I wasn't sure what the force quite was. I must read it again.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 5 June 2003 21:49 (twenty years ago) link

it isn't about an escape artist.

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 5 June 2003 21:54 (twenty years ago) link

A trapeze artist?

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 5 June 2003 21:56 (twenty years ago) link

I think you understood more than you understand.

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 5 June 2003 21:58 (twenty years ago) link

I think I don't understand the American Dream.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 5 June 2003 22:01 (twenty years ago) link

I'm digging on the isotopes
this metaphysics shit is dope

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 5 June 2003 22:03 (twenty years ago) link

I read an american dream after I read tender is the night.

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 5 June 2003 22:14 (twenty years ago) link

I love Gatsby - absolutely love the book. Couldn't tell you why, though. I don't like the characters or the plot line, really, but still I am drawn back into the world that Fitzgerald creates, over and over. And I do think that the closing line is one of the all-time best in American Lit.

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 6 June 2003 03:34 (twenty years ago) link

two years pass...
It's lovely!

the bellefox, Saturday, 26 November 2005 14:03 (eighteen years ago) link

best ever, maybe. i should read it again. i didn't like the part of this thread where matt dc said huckleberry finn is boring because it's clearly not boring!

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 26 November 2005 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link

a great book, after all, but I remember thinking it was a lot less than they make you expect it to be (maybe that's why it's great, after all)

keep meaning to rerereread "tender is the night"

RJG (RJG), Saturday, 26 November 2005 14:26 (eighteen years ago) link

i have one of those black books with the red, white, and blue trim with a few books by fitzgerald in it, the library of america i think is the publisher. i read one of the books but i didn't get it at the time. i can't remember which one it was, maybe the beautiful and the damned. i was too young or the book was too dull.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 26 November 2005 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I read two thirds of "this side of paradise", earlier this year

I liked the first third a LOT but not the second third. maybe the last third would have been different, again

RJG (RJG), Saturday, 26 November 2005 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link

i remember someone once said it was unfilmable because fitzgerald was daring enough to leave out the 'good' parts that hollywood would seize on right away. seems right on to me.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 27 November 2005 11:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm afraid you're wrong – they did film it.

Alba (Alba), Sunday, 27 November 2005 11:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I think this and tender is the night are v. good. Not so much 'The Diamond as big as the ritz and other short stories'.

jeffrey (johnson), Sunday, 27 November 2005 15:27 (eighteen years ago) link

that's crazy talk. fitzgerald's short stories are among the most perfect in the genre.

lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 27 November 2005 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow, I still haven't read this. I half suspect I'll go to the grave in this fashion while still recalling obscure Happy Days plot complications. Strange.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 November 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link

What's with all the Huck Finn hate?!?! You people are bananas.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 27 November 2005 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I was aware that the last few pages were some kind of tour de force, but I wasn't sure what the force quite was.

What a great formulation, from N.!

the bellefox, Sunday, 27 November 2005 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm afraid you're wrong – they did film it.

yeah, like three times. what i meant was unfilmable in the sense that it wouldn't make a very good film.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 27 November 2005 23:30 (eighteen years ago) link

It's a perfect novel: Its structure, its prose (poetic without being either purple or treacly), and characters. in Jay Gatsby, Fitzgerald practically invented what I call the Ronald Reagan archetype: handsome, dense, surface charm, and irredeemably vulgar.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Sunday, 27 November 2005 23:51 (eighteen years ago) link

What, you're saying that's not my archetype too? I'm insulted.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 November 2005 23:55 (eighteen years ago) link

david thomson once said that the jack nicholson of the early '70s should've played gatsby - i can see how that could have worked.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 28 November 2005 00:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Nicholson projects too much avidity.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 28 November 2005 00:42 (eighteen years ago) link

What, you're saying that's not my archetype too? I'm insulted.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/holiday/thanksgiving/photoessay/images/c18535-18-398h.jpg

Is that you in the middle, Ned?

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 28 November 2005 00:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Hell no, I'm the turkey.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 November 2005 00:49 (eighteen years ago) link

That's what I meant!

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 28 November 2005 00:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Nicholson projects too much avidity

the later jack does, but i think JN c. chinatown could've pulled it off - gatsby needs to have that spark of obsessiveness, which robert redford couldn't really do.

plus now that i've mentioned it i can't imagine anyone but JN not sounding silly saying "old sport."

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 28 November 2005 01:58 (eighteen years ago) link

But Gatsby is also a blank; remember that Nick dismisses him thusly: "...an elegant young roughneck, a year or two over thirty, whose formality of speech just missed being absurd."

Nicholson could never pull this off. His penchant for injecting irony into the most commonplace of utterances would give the game away.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 28 November 2005 02:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Who would've been good? Steve McQueen? Early-60s Paul Newman?

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 November 2005 02:41 (eighteen years ago) link

heh, thomson also said gary cooper would've made a good captain ahab!

has anyone seen the 1949 version with alan ladd?

imdb on the 1926 silent version: "No prints of this film are known to survive. Check your attic."

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Raggett's post was funny.

With respect, Alfred, 'thusly' is a 'ly' too far. I am reminded of the Amises' dentist: 'Open widely'!

For a moment I thought that J.D. was saying not that only JN could pull off Gatsby, but that ... only JtN could!

the bellefox, Monday, 28 November 2005 15:08 (eighteen years ago) link

His penchant for injecting irony into the most commonplace of utterances would give the game away.

They'd have to have harassed him Kubrick-style, making him say the lines so many times he dropped the Nicholson affectations. Even then, I'm not sure he'd have been the best pick. Redford was reasonable, but the main problem was he looked like he belonged with the prestige and money. Gatsby was supposed to be more suspicious.

mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 28 November 2005 15:51 (eighteen years ago) link

JtN would be good as nick carraway.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 28 November 2005 23:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Warren B

Baaderonixx weaves a daisy chain for... SATAN!! (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 10:09 (eighteen years ago) link

?

http://www.3-x.nl/images/front/25873.jpg

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 10:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Warren Beatty in that snazzy but sleazy stylee

Baaderonixx weaves a daisy chain for... SATAN!! (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 10:36 (eighteen years ago) link

J.D.: yes!

With Tim Hopkins as Gatsby?

the bellefox, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 12:23 (eighteen years ago) link

No - with TRACER HAND as Gatsby!

the bellefox, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 12:24 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
a great book; I started reading this again last night

I went looking for my copy of tender is the night to run through that another (a sixth? a seventh?) time but I must have given it away again (the sixth time? the seventh time?)

must pick it up again today

I read 'the last tycoon' a while back and it read as you'd expect: a touch bitty and piecemeal, not entire

a dizzylingly great writer

cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 15 December 2005 10:15 (eighteen years ago) link

The appearance of the phrase “old sport” has me wanting to start an “A Separate Piece” thread somethin’ terrible. Ties-as-belts, Ackley, shopping in Vermont, etc.

But Gatsby: a classic, a masterwork, etc. I had to read it in high school then again for a college course, but haven’t revisited it since. Will have to correct that.

Something interesting that a college prof pointed out when we were studying Gatsby was the fact that Fitz endlessly employed the word “careless” and its variations to describe Daisy.

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:00 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...
fitzgerald was a shallow poseur
huck finn is grebt, fools

gershy, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 07:49 (sixteen years ago) link

have i said how much i love [i[the great gatsby[/i]? i love it. finished a book of short stories by scott and zelda recently - amazing how scott's writing particularly can feel so luxurious and indulgent while being pretty fucking sharp and concentrated.

lex pretend, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 07:52 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

New movie version by...Baz Luhrmann. Hm.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 December 2008 23:20 (fifteen years ago) link

i've really been meaning to reread this. can't imagine it making a good film, though.

J.D., Friday, 19 December 2008 05:25 (fifteen years ago) link

oh goody it'll be a campy genre-bending epic

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 December 2008 06:21 (fifteen years ago) link

I reread it every couple of years and it's different each time, if you know what I mean.

Meat ROFL (suzy), Friday, 19 December 2008 08:43 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

obv Hugh Jackman will be Gatz, right? Musical or not?

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 14:48 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

I couldn't help but picture Robert Downey Jr. in the role when I read it.

SongOfSam, Monday, 12 April 2010 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link

which role?

Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Daisy Buchanan.

Throwing Muses are reuniting for my next orgasm! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Gatsby = RDJ

Tom Buchanan = Puddy from Seinfeld

SongOfSam, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Read Gatsby in 11th grade, but don't remember if I liked it or not. I actually liked the Robert Redford adaptation of the book.

musicfanatic, Monday, 12 April 2010 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link

One of the worst movies ever made --- top ten bad.

Throwing Muses are reuniting for my next orgasm! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link

two years pass...

or Apple Trailers: http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/wb/thegreatgatsby/

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 23:48 (eleven years ago) link

ugh ugh make it go away

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link

Tom Buchanan = Puddy from Seinfeld

that said this would have been genius casting

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

i had never read this book, but then i read it the other day, p good, glad i got in in time to be outraged @ new vers

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link

haha

twittering spinster (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link

way too much COLOR imo

twittering spinster (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link

kill it with fire

Would rather see a high-school Gatsby by the guy who directed Brick.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:18 (eleven years ago) link

There's been a 7-hour stage version that had a couple diff runs in NYC in the last year, in which the actors read every word on an office set.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:21 (eleven years ago) link

this is a gatbsy that speaks to the way we live today though, morbs

Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

leo actually might not be terrible

twittering spinster (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

i imagine it'll be hard to tell

Number None, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:26 (eleven years ago) link

zebra in the pool you know it's gonna be a party

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:29 (eleven years ago) link

If anything, I give Baz credit for persuading Leo to shave that scraggly fuzz off his face. That's as far as I'm going, though.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

this is a baz lurhmann movie

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

and it'll be that

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:31 (eleven years ago) link

more over the top than ever before, etc etc

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:31 (eleven years ago) link

ugh.

jed_, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

i really cannot stand carey mulligan

don't know why

Peace (peaceful) (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:33 (eleven years ago) link

Baz Lurhmann films have a built-in audience (of people who've seen previous Baz Lurhmann films) and little more. This won't flop, but it won't be a blockbuster either and will probably max out at some costume and cinematography nominations come awards season.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:33 (eleven years ago) link

she was good in that episode of Doctor Who. It's all been downhill since though

Number None, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:34 (eleven years ago) link

more over the top than ever before, etc etc

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 8:31 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tomorrow we'll run faster, stretch out our budgets farther. . .

twittering spinster (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:35 (eleven years ago) link

Carey Mulligan is a good actor BUT she's doing contemporary Hollywood films, so suckage.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link

Baz Lurhmann films have a built-in audience (of people who've seen previous Baz Lurhmann films) and little more. This won't flop, but it won't be a blockbuster either and will probably max out at some costume and cinematography nominations come awards season.

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, May 23, 2012 12:33 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

Have we forgotten Australia so quickly?

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:38 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know if it was just me but it seemed like there was a lot of cgi going on for no good reason.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:42 (eleven years ago) link

Scrunchy Face might work if cast as Daisy.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

and 3D!!!!

jed_, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

'gatsby' just doesn't make for good film material, IMO.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:48 (eleven years ago) link

ugh I hope that's not really what the soundtrack is like
not sure if I have a crush on Tobey Maguire anymore either

Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link

well yeah -- it's like filming "The Eve of Saint Agnes" or "The Bridge." I don't know who'd want to watch this beside masochists thinking "I want to see the train wreck."

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link

there's much more action in that 1.5 minute trailer than there is in the book.

i kinda want to see this train wreck.

jed_, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link

'gatsby' just doesn't make for good film material, IMO.

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 8:48 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

particularly not these days - it could probably be a pretty good low-key, black and white movie, but that'd be box office suicide

just watched kubrick's lolita the other night and hated it, not looking good for film adaptations of my favorite books. maybe that paradise lost thing won't suck, assuming that ever gets made

twittering spinster (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:56 (eleven years ago) link

Just needs to be Gatsby! the musical instead.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:56 (eleven years ago) link

yeah for real it already looks like Chicago (musical)

Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

besides its lyricism the novel's innovation lies in its structure. Film could reproduce the structure but not without attenuating the momentum -- and there's now way to render even in filmic terms what Fitzgerald accomplishes.

And we've already got a film version of the Gatsby story: Citizen Kane.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

Ten minutes of a camera shot of a big pair of eyes on a billboard.

"Art!"

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:58 (eleven years ago) link

Movies are never as good as books, unless the book is bad to begin with.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:59 (eleven years ago) link

Writers: F. Scott Fitzgerald (novel), Baz Luhrmann (screenplay),

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:01 (eleven years ago) link

And we've already got a film version of the Gatsby story: Citizen Kane.

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 8:57 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also the other versions of the great gatsby

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:02 (eleven years ago) link

just watched kubrick's lolita the other night and hated it, not looking good for film adaptations of my favorite books. maybe that paradise lost thing won't suck, assuming that ever gets made

i'm actually a big fan of kubrick's 'lo' (tho the book is better) but it's sort of one of those extremely unlikely things that somehow worked out (for me anyway) -- 'lolita' the book seems even less suitable for filming than 'gatsby.'

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:02 (eleven years ago) link

Movies are never as good as books

Tangelos are never as good as nectarines

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:03 (eleven years ago) link

Films are made FROM, not OF, books

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:03 (eleven years ago) link

plus gatsby would p. much have to be a completely unknown but staggeringly charismatic actor, which could never happen.

jed_, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:04 (eleven years ago) link

we're still recovering from the effects of our Gatsby president Ronnie Reagan.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

gatsby is sort of like the little red-haired girl in 'peanuts' -- if you actually see him/her, it ruins the mystery, and the mystery is the point.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:06 (eleven years ago) link

cant they just make a modernized one where everyone works at facebook

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:07 (eleven years ago) link

anyway, here ya go Londoners:

http://elevator.org/shows/show.php?show=gatz

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:08 (eleven years ago) link

i had to go back and re-read some of my favorite passages, lest the film version be the one to remain in my memory. i thought he totally messed up the scene at the schiller house, and thought most of the humor was (inevitably) lost in translation. and that it was generally rushed. and that Q was a cartoon character.

objectively it wasn't awful i guess, but i just recently finished the novel and am kind of still emotionally attached to certain parts of it

xp JD

twittering spinster (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:10 (eleven years ago) link

why would you expect a film made in 1962, financed by Hollywood, to replicate the particulars of Nabokov? Not meant to be seen in conjunction with the novel.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

Sellers is pretty bad though

Number None, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:14 (eleven years ago) link

no i know, i tried to make it clear that most of my objections were pretty subjective. i adored the book and i probably watched the film too soon after finishing it

twittering spinster (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:16 (eleven years ago) link

Number Rong

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:16 (eleven years ago) link

I like him in other things. His appearance in Lolita is grating and self-indulgent (although i'm sure it amused Kubrick too)

Number None, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link

I'm fine with the Kubrick film succeeding as a collection of lurid tableaux based on the Nabokov novel.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link

So back to this trailer

ugh I hope that's not really what the soundtrack is like

Yeah, was wondering that now that I had a proper chance to look at it. Who was doing the overwrought U2 cover there?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:24 (eleven years ago) link

It was so bad it inspired E.L James's next book.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:31 (eleven years ago) link

xp Jack White

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:32 (eleven years ago) link

i wish baz lurhmann nothing but ill

like his-children's-children-will-also-be-cursed ill

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 02:22 (eleven years ago) link

there are no third acts in baz lurhmann films

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link

great going, gatsby

buzza, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 02:27 (eleven years ago) link

so we beat them, Baz Lurhmann's children, borne back ceaselessly into nothingness

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 02:35 (eleven years ago) link

the drake gatsby

ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 08:03 (eleven years ago) link

can't believe Kubrick's Lolita failed to replicate the novel, blame the screenwriter imo

melodic yew (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 08:49 (eleven years ago) link

haha

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 09:16 (eleven years ago) link

as this was filmed in Sydney, it really should be titled "The Great Gazza"

Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 11:19 (eleven years ago) link

can't believe Kubrick's Lolita failed to replicate the novel, blame the screenwriter imo

― melodic yew (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 09:49 (2 hours ago) Bookmark

funny and all, but Kubrick made some pretty radical changes to Nabokov's original script

Number None, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 11:29 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, Nabokov's script basically wasn't used, that's my understanding.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 11:40 (eleven years ago) link

can't wait for the sequel 2 Gats 2 Curious amirite guys

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 11:44 (eleven years ago) link

I lolled

ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 12:33 (eleven years ago) link

Waiting for "The Great Gatsby: West Egg Drift" here.

Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 12:38 (eleven years ago) link

Gatsby 2: Electric Jitterbug

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 13:28 (eleven years ago) link

Gatsby 2: Greater, Bigger, Dandier

ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 13:49 (eleven years ago) link

hahahaha this trailer

horseshoe, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link

not that you can probably tell over the luhrmann, but tobey maguire looks like he's stinking the joint up as nick.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

There's been a 7-hour stage version that had a couple diff runs in NYC in the last year, in which the actors read every word on an office set.

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 8:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a great show, partially because the language of the novel is so lyrically beautiful (i believe the same company tried a similar thing with a faulkner novel and it wasn't the same kind of sensation) but also partially because the guy who plays nick is amazing.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

http://elevator.org/shows/show.php?show=sound_and_fury

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, kicking myself that I missed it. xp

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link

yeah thats playing in london soon, kinda tempted

just sayin, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link

lol i hope the whole movie is scored by frank ocean

max, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:00 (eleven years ago) link

you should absolutely see it.

xp

horseshoe, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:00 (eleven years ago) link

who was singing that version of "love is blindness" in the trailer? whoever it was was terrible.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

jack white, apparently

max, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:03 (eleven years ago) link

lol okay

horseshoe, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link

"Mahalo, Gatsby"

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link

In case the original link to the trailer gets taken down, I found this mirror site:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAHj3IsSuT0

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:22 (eleven years ago) link

so help me i just bought a ticket for the 8 hour GATZ in london. in real real 3d! in your face luhrmann.

the fey monster (ledge), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

lol i hope the whole movie is scored by frank ocean

Surely there's no way in hell Baz has been able to resist Lana Del Rey?

My girlfriend really wants to that play but I've vetoed going with her on the basis that it's EIGHT HOURS LONG. Also, kinda expensive. I'm kinda curious but at the same time, no.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

Surely there's no way in hell Baz has been able to resist Lana Del Rey?

thank you for this, now I can convince my wife not to go see this

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.shokwaves.co.uk/images/anilaser.gif

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

EIGHT HOURS LONG

better than what i normally do for eight hours a day tbh. (taking a 1/2 day off work for it.)

the fey monster (ledge), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

Look, counting the dinner break I think it's less than 6 hours. I'm amazed they can get every word in that quickly, in fact, I remember the book being longer.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link

that is, removing the intervals and meal break

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link

its a p short book

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

The book isn't that long but it's still a lot of words. There was something in London recently when they read out the whole of Moby Dick out in a church and that took literally days.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

it ends up being like 8 hours with the intermissions and the dinner break. IT'S A JOURNEY.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

ledge, you are in for a treat

horseshoe, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

the woman who played jordan played some moments a little broad for my taste, but that's my only real criticism, and it's hard to blame the company; presumably they felt like they had to punctuate all the subtly-inflected reading with some broad moments.

the way they stage the party at tom's mistress's house in the early part of the book is amazing.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

maybe i will go to london and watch it again

horseshoe, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

I really wanted to go see Gatz, I should keep an eye out once I have some money again.

raw feel vegan (silby), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

i befriended my seatmate who i guess had worked as a producer in new york theater before he got priced out or something? it was fun; he gossiped with me about rando philistine producers who left before the show was over.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

dicaprio's voiceover is hilariously awful and i will see the hell out of this movie

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

it ends up being like 8 hours with the intermissions and the dinner break. IT'S A JOURNEY.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:10 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's not a book it's a RIDE

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

Strap yourself in and feel the Gatsbys...

Hare Kinsey (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

tbh I'm just imagining this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL3Dp6Oh3Fw

Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

I would ride the hell out of a Great Gatsby roller coaster

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

haha wait a minute that's tobey maguire doing the VO right? i can't tell who's been dooly appointed and who hasn't

at any rate mumblecore seems somewhat the wrong tone to take with gatsby and the temple of doom

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

gatsby and the temple of doom

Tobey as Short Round...

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

Meryl Streep as Molo Ram

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

And so we whip on

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

no time for love dr. t.j. eckleburg

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

"Hold on to your potatoes, old sport."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

"Tom...prepare to meet KALI. In MANHATTAN."

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

"Fortune and glory, Mr. Carraway. Fortune and glory."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

There was a faint, barely perceptible movement of the water as the fresh flow from one end urgedits way towards the drain at the other. With little ripples that were hardly the shadows of waves, the laden mattress moved irregularly down the pool. A small gust of wind that scarcely corrugated the surface was enough to disturb its accidental course with its accidental burden. The touch of a luster of leaves revolved it slowly, tracing, like the leg of a compass, a thin red circle in the water, followed by his ripped-out heart on fire.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

Kate Beaton's Gatsby adaptation is still the best: http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=259

misty sensorium (Plasmon), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

all three leads look terrible in this, but at least this thread reminded me to go play the NES video game version of gatsby again

producer / dj / humanitarian (reddening), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 23:14 (eleven years ago) link

i don't know, i think dicaprio seems kind of okay in that trailer. i think i might be some kind of dicaprio stan. :/ (nothing else about that trailer is okay.)

i wonder if he and maguire drew on their experience as leaders of the "pussy posse" in the 90s to help dramatize the jazz age.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link

Amitabh bachchan is in this, that's kind of cool

i wonder if he and maguire drew on their experience as leaders of the "pussy posse" in the 90s to help dramatize the jazz age.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, May 23, 2012 7:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

hah, i didnt even think of that

Hungry4Ass, Thursday, 24 May 2012 07:17 (eleven years ago) link

i didn't know that about bachchan! i am probably going to watch this thing and then i will be so boringly, predictably angry afterward.

horseshoe, Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link

bachchan plays meyer wolfsheim!

max, Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

i didn't even recognize him!

horseshoe, Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

I have still never seen the '49 Alan Ladd version, which apparently is a gangster noir.

http://articles.latimes.com/2012/apr/16/entertainment/la-et-classic-hollywood-20120416

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

But this 1949 version starring noir icon Alan Ladd as Gatsby leaves the Jazz Age behind for the rat-a-tat-tat of tommy guns, thugs, fisticuffs and dark shadows. ("Gatsby" was reportedly Ladd's second favorite film after his 1953 western classic "Shane.")

I want to see this now!

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kJnt9_8ZM0&feature=player_embedded

Better than the original.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:23 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

This is the most bizarre reading of Gatsby I've ever seen. It is so conservative it could have run in the National Review.

I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 02:34 (eleven years ago) link

Is "The Great Gatsby" a rousing homage to the American dream or a disillusioned takedown of that same dream? If Fitzgerald, who died in 1940, were alive today, would he be clinking champagne glasses with CEOs and hedge fund managers or pitching a tent at an Occupy Wall Street outpost?

This kind of breathless desperate contemporaneity is what makes journalism loathsome. Too bad it didn't fade with the slow death and retirement of print reporters.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 02:37 (eleven years ago) link

otoh Reagan has always parsed best as a Gatsby figure: born in Nowheresville, recreates himself, still a nullity even as prez but animated by weird green lights at the end of the dock.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 02:39 (eleven years ago) link

The tragedy that befalls him — we're treading delicately here, to avoid the dreaded spoiler — is based on a misunderstanding, and could've befallen anyone. His fate is almost beside the point.

I hope this is a joke.

I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link

the reagan comparison is actually pretty inspired!

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 06:03 (eleven years ago) link

I'm rereading The Great Gatsby now. I started it on June 7, i.e. exactly 90 years after Nick's initial visit to Tom and Daisy. (It usually doesn't take me that long to read such a short novel, but I set it aside for a while.) Anyway, it's fantastic -- and incredible how modern it feels.

Never translate Dutch (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 06:05 (eleven years ago) link

(The only other time I read it was in high school.)

Never translate Dutch (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 06:09 (eleven years ago) link

Just reread it myself this week on vacation. (Odd, never mentioned finally reading it the first time a couple of years back.) I was vaguely disappointed on the first read then, so I'm glad the reread worked more for me, probably because since there was nothing to spoil per se I could luxuriate a bit in the telling. For all that it's a short novel, I found it something best for lingering rather than racing through.

Interesting catching the bits of descriptive detail that did end up in the trailer (like the group in the car racing across the bridge near the start) but so much of that trailer, admittedly due to the edit and soundtrack, is so skew-whiff to how the novel simply feels.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 7 July 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

I should reread this. only ever read it in high school under the tutelage of my worst English teacher of all time.

where can i get a mcdonalds quesadilla tho (silby), Saturday, 7 July 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe second-worst. Didn't really stop me from enjoying it at the time though, at least.

where can i get a mcdonalds quesadilla tho (silby), Saturday, 7 July 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

yeah I probably should re-read it too. I was a bit underwhelmed the first time.

Maybe it's time I gave Fitzgerald a full-blown shot...

t. s. idiot (loves laboured breathing), Sunday, 8 July 2012 13:08 (eleven years ago) link

the blue honey of the Mediterranean

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 8 July 2012 13:10 (eleven years ago) link

Saw GATZ last night, just amazing. The reading made the text absolutely sing, and the performance brought the characters to life, it's really more than the sum of its parts and I thought it was a solid 10 even though I had problems with some of the cast choices, Gatsby in particular. He was too old, too balding, too monotone. Sounds like a major criticism but because so much of the play is carried by the reading it wasn't such a big deal.

They really brought out the humour of the book, played some of the scenes almost farcically. Maybe pushed it too far once or twice but nbd. Like when girls rubbing champagne into Gatsby's hair was mentioned, Nick looked up sharply at the balding Gatsby, and he turned to frown at the audience. lulz.

the way they stage the party at tom's mistress's house in the early part of the book is amazing.

yeah this was probably the highlight.

ledge, Thursday, 12 July 2012 09:25 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

ledge! yay! i can see the criticism of the dude who played gatsby but omg the dude who played nick!!! amirite? he was amazing.

horseshoe, Friday, 27 July 2012 04:54 (eleven years ago) link

i hope it was the same dude in london. scott shepherd?

horseshoe, Friday, 27 July 2012 04:55 (eleven years ago) link

yep, a tour de force indeed. loved the way he started off just reading, somewhat hesitantly and woodenly, and gradually became nick. well worth a standing ovation but none of the other fuckers in my row (at the front in the top balcony) stood up.

ledge, Friday, 27 July 2012 08:16 (eleven years ago) link

I liked the way that the actor who played Gatsby looked nothing like how I imagined the character to look. It enhanced the shifting between the story and the office environment.

Moon Fuxx (Jill), Friday, 27 July 2012 08:23 (eleven years ago) link

I'm still waiting for Elevator Repair Service to announce their fall plans for Gatz, I really want to see it. Now that I have money.

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Monday, 6 August 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link

They know their audience. It's their only hope. xp

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 August 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link

Already jokes on Twitter about how the plan is to make it into three movies.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 August 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

just a web series will do

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 August 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, this seemed perfectly suited to winter. What are the big summer 2013 would-bes it will be up against?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 August 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

Iron Man, Superman, Iron Man, Hungry Man, Area Man

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 August 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

I'm OK with pushing it to summer if only b/c the novel takes place during summer.

Trewster Dare (jaymc), Monday, 6 August 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

Dead Man, Rain Man II: The Rainier, Rich Man Richer Man

Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 August 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

Star Trek 2, Iron Man 3, Fast and Furious, um, 6, Hangover 3, Superman 6, World War Z, Monsters Inc. 2, Robopacalypse, Pacific Rim.

Grown Ups 2, Smurfs 2.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 August 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

I'm OK with pushing it to summer if only b/c the novel takes place during summer.

Would be funny if all movies were shown exclusively during the season in which they are set.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 August 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

prob a new Kiarostami too

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 August 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

Would be funny if all movies were shown exclusively during the season in which they are set.

"A long time ago..."

Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 August 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

Kiarostami 2.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 August 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

Tarr 2: The Reckoning.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 August 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link

this time it's personal.

jed_, Monday, 6 August 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

live action garfield sequel?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 August 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

the crated catsby

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 August 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

a couple years old -- Bilge Ebiri on mistaking TGG for a 'star-crossed romance.'

When people talk about the lack of chemistry between Redford and Farrow in Clayton’s film, I have to laugh, bitterly: Any honest depiction of this story pretty much ensures that there will be no chemistry between them.

http://ebiri.blogspot.de/2010/11/its-gonna-be-hard-for-me-to-keep-my.html

crazy uncle in the attic (Dr Morbius), Monday, 22 October 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

We got new trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7AFnJbETLw

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

this is going to be gatsby with pitchfork music isn't it. ffs.

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 20 December 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

very little gravitatsby indeed

ledge, Thursday, 20 December 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not sure why film makers think people want to see period clothes, cars, and interior design but somehow can't handle period music.

Brad C., Thursday, 20 December 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

I know Nick is not an old character but Toby Maguire seems like a babe in arms compared to the considerate & understanding character in the book. Or maybe I'm just lol old, the police are getting younger every day. I think Leo could actually pull off a decent Gatsby in a less flamboyant production.

ledge, Thursday, 20 December 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

it actually looks good visually but i really don't think there's any need for some pop version of gatsby at a time when people are so obsessed with drama from that era.

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 20 December 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

People are really into the 20s right now?

mh, Wednesday, 26 December 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link

somehow can't handle period music.

1) Last film version had period music, bombed

2) it's Luhrmann (in the vapor trail of Tarantino)

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 03:53 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

saw the trailer to this before django oh the lols and oh my eyes

standard disclaimer applies (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 January 2013 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

is this thing getting dumped?

akm, Friday, 25 January 2013 01:37 (eleven years ago) link

Man, never realised Ben Affleck was in the running to play Tom Buchanan.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 25 January 2013 10:48 (eleven years ago) link

I re-read this last year. It's great, the words are wonderful and poetic, it's a well put-together piece of literature. But it is basically all about rich people that have nothing to do but lay around all day drinking and smoking and getting into drama. It's basically a literary forerunner of celebrity-based reality TV.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 26 January 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

I kept reading, thinking "Oh, wow, that's a great phrase" every so often but mostly wondering WHEN IS SOMETHING GOING TO HAPPEN. And by the time it does i don't really care about any of these people.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 26 January 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

So is there a movie coming out

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

Quit reminding me.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

Filter will always remind you

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

And as noted:

Surely there's no way in hell Baz has been able to resist Lana Del Rey?

― Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Wednesday, May 23, 2012 7:56 AM (11 months ago)

thank you for this, now I can convince my wife not to go see this

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, May 23, 2012 7:57 AM

And yes, she's on the soundtrack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5snA5TEse9w

ILM vivisection beginning:

The Great Gatsby soundtrack from hell

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

Will this version at least let Nick be gay?

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Saturday, 27 April 2013 13:11 (eleven years ago) link

letnickbegay.tumblr.com

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 27 April 2013 13:22 (eleven years ago) link

ugh, I normally shrug at movie tie-in book covers but the original Gatsby one is so classic

mh, Saturday, 27 April 2013 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

apparently hemingway thought the original gatsby cover made it look like a 'bad science fiction' novel!

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 27 April 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2013/04/26/business/media/Gatsby/Gatsby-popup.jpg

The new cover looks like the blonde woman is waiting for Giant Leo to take her from behind...

Tuomas, Monday, 29 April 2013 10:46 (ten years ago) link

...but all of a sudden all these normal-sized people appeared between them, and she's like "What the fuck, who are you?!"

Tuomas, Monday, 29 April 2013 10:47 (ten years ago) link

Just waiting for the "green light."

pplains, Monday, 29 April 2013 13:23 (ten years ago) link

Clearly the soundtrack should have had Leo covering "Permanent Green Light."

Ned Raggett, Monday, 29 April 2013 13:39 (ten years ago) link

i'm totally in favor of this movie, btw, even though i'll probably never see it. kill yr idols

乒乓, Thursday, 2 May 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link

he died in 1940

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 May 2013 00:07 (ten years ago) link

well technically he died as soon as he sent the final manuscript to the printers

乒乓, Thursday, 2 May 2013 00:08 (ten years ago) link

lol pp

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Thursday, 2 May 2013 00:08 (ten years ago) link

I re-read this last year. It's great, the words are wonderful and poetic, it's a well put-together piece of literature. But it is basically all about rich people that have nothing to do but lay around all day drinking and smoking and getting into drama. It's basically a literary forerunner of celebrity-based reality TV.

terrific insight, thank you

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:26 (ten years ago) link

did Jake say that

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:31 (ten years ago) link

The Hills is the Great American Novel

Gukbe, Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:32 (ten years ago) link

the design theme for this movie kind of makes it look like an art deco Tron

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Sunday, 5 May 2013 03:17 (ten years ago) link

OMFG: http://www.cleveland.com/books/index.ssf/2013/05/gatsby_in_3-d_is_a_manic_three.html

Nick is the readers' surrogate, our guide as we observe the almost unimaginable swirl of wealth and privilege and carelessness surrounding Jay Gatsby and Daisy and Tom Buchanan.

Nick is the outsider looking in, and he is telling his story to us. Directly.

So imagine my surprise to find, when I saw Baz Luhrmann's adaptation of "The Great Gatsby" (opening Friday), that in addition to bringing his trademark over-the-top, three-ring circus atmosphere to the movie -- not to mention the 3-D effects, which I fervently wish I had not seen -- Luhrmann has made a critical change in the narration.

In this version, Nick is writing "The Great Gatsby" as therapy. Under orders from a psychiatrist.

Nick is back in the Midwest, but here he is in a sanitarium, drying out and recovering from the experiences he had with Gatsby and the Buchanans back East. He begins telling the doctor about it, starting with the famous opening, "In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me some advice . . ."

But not too long into it, he stops: "I don't want to talk about this, doctor."

"Then write about it," the doctor says.

"Why would I write about it?" Nick asks.

"You said yourself writing brings you solace," the doctor says. Then he hands Nick paper and a pen that -- thanks to the 3-D -- seems to float, defying gravity and glowing like a magic sword being handed to a comic-book superhero.

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Monday, 6 May 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link

ARRGH

I think I might actually have a stroke if I watch this movie.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Monday, 6 May 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link

yessssssss #nodads

snapchats and tattoos (c sharp major), Monday, 6 May 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link

Buh.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 May 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link

Xpost Lol. Universal Studios presents the great gatsby

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link

i am not seeing this

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Monday, 6 May 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link

lmao

ḉrut (crüt), Monday, 6 May 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link

I mean, I dislike the 1974 Great Gatsby but it sounds like a masterwork compared to this.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Monday, 6 May 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link

this sounds incredible

乒乓, Monday, 6 May 2013 14:34 (ten years ago) link

Guys, guys, we're missing the key point about what's going to happen here, surely -- the big pair of eyes will COME TO LIFE. And at the end of the movie, they will stare...at YOU.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 May 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link

I keep telling friends that it's probably going to be an amazing clusterfuck of horribleness that is entertaining

mh, Monday, 6 May 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link

Yeah im seeing this opening night. I like how its not just sort of in bad taste, but just all out, over the top insane

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link

Okay, I'll see it if someone keeps the spirits of elderflower coming.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Monday, 6 May 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link

Comment from a friend in the office: "Coming soon, Baz Luhrmann's The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. It's a mockumentary."

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Monday, 6 May 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link

The roundup thus far

http://www.fandor.com/blog/daily-baz-luhrmanns-the-great-gatsby

Wise words from Robert Towne on turning down writing the '70s version: "I felt it was a very chancy thing to attempt. A lot of what was in the novel was by suggestion. So much of it was in prose and so much of it was utterly untranslatable, and even if you could translate it, I thought it would be a thankless task and you’d just be some Hollywood hack who fucked up a classic. I felt that I had a lot to lose and very little to gain. That whole book is a mirage."

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 May 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link

I can't wait for Luhrmann's adaptation of Swann's Way:

He begins telling the doctor about it, starting with the famous opening, "For a long time I used to go to bed early. . . ."

But not too long into it, he stops: "I don't want to talk about this, doctor."

"Then write about it," the doctor says.

"Why would I write about it?" Marcel asks.

"You said yourself writing brings you solace," the doctor says. Then he hands Marcel paper and a pen that -- thanks to the 3-D -- seems to float, defying gravity and glowing like a magic sword being handed to a comic-book superhero.

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 May 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link

Wise words from Robert Towne on turning down writing the '70s version: "I felt it was a very chancy thing to attempt. A lot of what was in the novel was by suggestion. So much of it was in prose and so much of it was utterly untranslatable, and even if you could translate it, I thought it would be a thankless task and you’d just be some Hollywood hack who fucked up a classic. I felt that I had a lot to lose and very little to gain. That whole book is a mirage."

Yes, that's completely otm.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Monday, 6 May 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link

Very.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 May 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link

makes me curious to see the '26 silent version actually

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 May 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link

I couldn't remember yesterday how many times it's been adapted.

mh, Monday, 6 May 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link

not as many as Jane Eyre, which is about 20-25

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 May 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link

just can't get enough of that uplifting Jane Eyre story

mh, Monday, 6 May 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link

best really to take what you can from the plot and discard the rest (i.e. good Henry James adaptations).

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 May 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link

I can't wait for Luhrmann's adaptation of Swann's Way:

He begins telling the doctor about it, starting with the famous opening, "For a long time I used to go to bed early. . . ."

But not too long into it, he stops: "I don't want to talk about this, doctor."

"Then write about it," the doctor says.

"Why would I write about it?" Marcel asks.

"You said yourself writing brings you solace," the doctor says. Then he hands Marcel paper and a pen that -- thanks to the 3-D -- seems to float, defying gravity and glowing like a magic sword being handed to a comic-book superhero.

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, May 6, 2013 10:43 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"When I awoke this morning from uneasy dreams, I found myself transformed into a gigantic...I don't want to talk about this doctor."

"Then write about it."

"Why would I write about it," Gregor asked, laying on his hard, as it were, armor-plated back.

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link

"Mother died today"

"Tell me more about that"

"Or maybe it was yesterday, I don't remember"

"Do you not remember, or do you not want to remember?"

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link

"If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me . . . I don't want to talk about this, doctor."

"Then write about it," the doctor says.

"Why would I write about it? It makes me feel crummy, like a great big phoney."

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Monday, 6 May 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link

Kathryn Schulz explains why the novel is "aesthetically overrated, psychologically vacant, and morally complacent; I think we kid ourselves about the lessons it contains."

This gem: "The Great Gatsby might be the least funny book about rich people ever written." A friend and I quote Tom and Nick's Nordic race exchange all the time. "It's about you and you and -- you."

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 May 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link

I believe NYU once staged South Pacific in a mental institution.

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 May 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link

(I mean conceptually, not did the show in one)

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 May 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link

He begins telling the doctor about it, starting with the famous opening, "In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me some advice . . ."

Believable dialogue.

lazulum, Monday, 6 May 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link

"...never say anything to a doctor."

"What?"

"In fact, fuck you, I'm not crazy, you're the one who's crazy."

Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 May 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link

I believe NYU once staged South Pacific in a mental institution.

― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, May 6, 2013 11:28 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sade/Pacific

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Monday, 6 May 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link

Such a weird way of twisting the opening of that book too -- it's all about how NICK is the quiet, unwittingly receptive person who everyone unloads on, iirc, so very awkward to have him being the one talking to a therapist. Also, I really hope this isn't some kind of bookend framing device where in the end it turns out he had a nervous breakdown because of his experiences with Gatsby or some bullshit.

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link

Also, I really hope this isn't some kind of bookend framing device where in the end it turns out he had a nervous breakdown because of his experiences with Gatsby or some bullshit.

It sounds like it is, though.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Monday, 6 May 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link

Which means unreliable narrator, right?

lazulum, Monday, 6 May 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link

wish it featured a Redford cameo as "old Gatsby"

mh, Monday, 6 May 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link

wait how would there be an old Gatsby

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 16:28 (ten years ago) link

Sade/Pacific

― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Monday, May 6, 2013 3:49 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wld pay to see this

Ward Fowler, Monday, 6 May 2013 16:28 (ten years ago) link

xp well, not that old

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Monday, 6 May 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link

The lacuna in the narrative regarding Gatsby and Daisy’s relations that summer saves Fitzgerald the trouble of writing dialogue for them that would have underlined their shallowness (one of the reasons why Daisy’s line about Gatsby’s beautiful shirts works: it happens just once)

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 May 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link

that is kind of the greatness of the book, that it's a tale about Gatsby that has epic qualities but really he's just trying to fit in and seduce the most vapid people

mh, Monday, 6 May 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link

That aspect ... might translate!

cacao nibs (Eric H.), Monday, 6 May 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link

:)

mh, Monday, 6 May 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link

that is kind of the greatness of the book, that it's a tale about Gatsby that has epic qualities but really he's just trying to fit in and seduce the most vapid people

― mh, Monday, May 6, 2013 12:35 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

actually just the existence of this remake is sort of making me think about the book a little differently -- it's all about strivers partying with new money people.

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 16:52 (ten years ago) link

For sure, Tom Buchanan is old money but still a midwesterner like the rest of the main cast, but they're attempting to blend into the NY social scene, none of which shows up to Gatsby's funeral.

mh, Monday, 6 May 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link

me speak english

mh, Monday, 6 May 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link

wait how would there be an old Gatsby

I could see Baz Luhrmann changing it so that he lives, this movie seems that goofy.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link

obi-wan-style ghost gatsby

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link

well, he could be Gatsby's father (Gatz) who shows up to the funeral

mh, Monday, 6 May 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link

the remake should have Gatsby as a multi-millionaire from an herbalife style scheme. He could be a positivity-preaching crossfit junkie. Maybe Carraway is a would be app-designer seeking VC funding or something.

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link

let's not

mh, Monday, 6 May 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link

this framing story enrages me more than any other stupid thing about this movie.

a sentimental knife (reddening), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link

I heard Gatsby's going to be in the next Avengers

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:08 (ten years ago) link

Tbh though, i dont care about "faithful" adaptations. The book exists, it's its own thing, and this is something different.

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link

yeesh @ that schulz article. i mean no one's obligated to like anything, but when someone trots out the 'there aren't any likable characters!' line, you know it's time to run for the hills.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link

Yeah I didn't quite get her bug -- ok, you don't like the book, but what does Edward St. Aubyn have to do with anything? Is caustic satire the only way rich people are supposed to be written about? High moralistic melodrama can make for a great read!

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:13 (ten years ago) link

I'm surprised ppl still get away with the "likable characters" criteria.

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link

the characters in Edward St. Aubyn's books are all horrible, including the narrator

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link

agggh I just read about that stupid framing device ...

I liked Strictly Ballroom, I liked Romeo & Juliet, hell I didn't mind Moulin Rouge. Australia was duuuumb and a snooze. But this is a bridge too far. I knew it would be horrendous just from the trailer. But now with this new information...this is like Sandra Lee 'reimagining' Julia Child's Mastering the Art of French Cooking. Baz Luhrman IS the Sandra Lee of movies.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link

nick carraway is a likable character!

horseshoe, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:26 (ten years ago) link

so is gatsby, for that matter

horseshoe, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:26 (ten years ago) link

except when Sam Waterston played him

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 May 2013 19:27 (ten years ago) link

Gatsby is likeable but you end up pitying or loathing him because he's accomplished so much and all he wants to do with it is chase after Daisy

damn, dude, I get your single-mindedness but you have to get over it

mh, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:58 (ten years ago) link

Or maybe he just likes green lights?

Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:59 (ten years ago) link

"Darling, Tom has cornered the market and I need to complete my Christmas lights portfolio."

Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:59 (ten years ago) link

i find gatsby very likable and sympathetic. one of the saddest things about the david michaelis book about charles schulz was learning how deeply schulz identified with gatsby.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link

i agree. gatsby's a dreamer more than anything. to call him "materialistic" is to simplify things: his understanding of status, as an outsider, is the fathest thing from "worldly." i always thought the tragedy of gatsby is that he is a determined guy of enormous imaginative capacity who wasted these gifts on such a superficial version of the american dream.

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:00 (ten years ago) link

always considered Reagan a Gatsby figure: born in a nothing Midwestern town; a blank, forced to recreate himself.

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:01 (ten years ago) link

so all Midwesterners are blanks now huh

mh, Monday, 6 May 2013 22:23 (ten years ago) link

the one thing reagan seems to be lacking is the kind of insane, blind, driving passion that motivates gatsby. unless his 'daisy' was the laffer curve.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link

i don't think that's that far off. reagan's america was a fantasyland where hard work always pays off and the government doesn't need to messily step in and stop the egregious harm that comes from very un-perfect market dynamics, which do not necessarily benefit the public good. like his voters, he might have bought into the dream.

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:33 (ten years ago) link

sorry for all those adjectives.

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:34 (ten years ago) link

I've made the analogy before. The guy was a nullity -- even to his wife -- who cared only about a blinkered if powerful vision of America.

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:38 (ten years ago) link

Charles Foster Kane too.

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:38 (ten years ago) link

do you think gatsby was a nullity though? i always assumed a guy like that must have a rich inner life. you don't see it because all of his creative energy is devoted to maintaining the mystique of his self-invented personality.

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:43 (ten years ago) link

a good update on the gatsby myth is the movie rushmore. i always assumed that behind gatsby there is a creative little max fischer he has slowly refined out of existence.

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:45 (ten years ago) link

It's Nick telling the story, of course, but he doesn't he call him an elegant young roughneck or something?

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link

hm, it's been a while since i've read the book. my impression is that gatsby was -- to nick -- very cool, detached, and elegant. it's only by closely observing him that nick realizes that gatsby has this obsessive, blinding ambition to realize a dream version of his life he made up for himself long ago, and that most people would have long since moved past

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:48 (ten years ago) link

but my point is that it takes a certain personality to cling to your dreams that fiercely, and refuse to adapt your expectations in accord with changing circumstances.

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:49 (ten years ago) link

Red light! Red light!

cacao nibs (Eric H.), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 05:00 (ten years ago) link

wtf Amitabh Bachchan is in this?!? as a Jewish gangster?

oh weird, i thought that was a picture of reagan.

Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link

xp Baz Luhrmann don't care.

Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link

Walter Chaw of Film Freak Central:

The great irony of Baz Luhrmann's unwatchable farrago The Great Gatsby is that it's not so much an interpretation of its titular hero's self-aggrandizing fandangos as a literalization of one. It's all surface, all façade, and not coincidentally, the most successful thing about it is Luhrmann's shooting of Gatsby's legendary parties as infernal bacchanalia. But that bit of useful critique is clearly a fluke, an accident of Luhrmann's one-trick pony kicking over the single element in Fitzgerald's book that is remotely compatible with Luhrmann's style. The marriage of Baz with Fitzgerald, in fact, is a little like asking Michael Bay to adapt The Brothers Karamazov--it's Timur Bekmambetov's A Farewell to Arms. It's showing off in the loudest, most obnoxious way possible, without any kind of critical, nay, useful, rationale for all the bread and circus--an asshole at play with Welles's "best train set a boy could ever want," with the casualty only what's possibly the best American novel ever written. It's an effrontery to taste, the sole consolation being that as Baz Luhrmann's The Great Gatsby is something of a motherless child, there's no one who will love it. No one could.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 9 May 2013 00:39 (ten years ago) link

deployment of welles chestnut p devastating there imo

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 9 May 2013 00:42 (ten years ago) link

I dunno, isn't Baz the kinda brechtian ideal for this sort of shit? Doesn't the massive detachment make the point?

Popture, Thursday, 9 May 2013 00:48 (ten years ago) link

well he says the party scenes are good

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 9 May 2013 01:10 (ten years ago) link

Zacharek didn't hate this.

lol novel as "casualty" ... the book is there and always will be. Portnoy's Complaint was made into a lousy movie, you know.

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 May 2013 01:18 (ten years ago) link

glad we'll be spared the 'catcher in the rye' movie for another three decades at least.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 9 May 2013 02:38 (ten years ago) link

neveldine/taylor already working on that one sry

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 9 May 2013 03:18 (ten years ago) link

actually a book probably survives a REALLY shitty movie even better than a meh one, because no one remembers the shitty movie in ten years. Wasn't there a Seize the Day movie with Robin Williams or something?

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 May 2013 03:26 (ten years ago) link

unsearchable on youtube because of that dead poets society scene

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 May 2013 03:29 (ten years ago) link

hey for what it's worth the reviewers on amazon seem to like it

http://www.amazon.com/Seize-the-Day/product-reviews/B000QGVV5G/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 May 2013 03:32 (ten years ago) link

although one of them apparently wasn't sure which movie s/he watched:

2 of 5 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars MY REVIEW FOR THIS MOVIE, November 12, 2000
By Masayo Hayakawa (Chiba Japan) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Seize the Day [ VHS ] (VHS Tape)
"DEAD POET SOCIETY" I like this movie, because I was moved by it. Perhaps, this movie tells us that you don't have to obey your parents and try to be honest to yourself and live anything you like!! In this film, all children obey their parents. The school the children go to is very strict. One day a teacher named Mr.Keating came to school. Mr Keating is a free-thinker. Because of his appearence,children's thinking is changing day by day. In this film, my favorite charactor is Mr Keating,because he always smiling and I like his way of thinking. The most impressive scene for me is when Mr.Keating leaves the school and students stand up on their desks and say, "Oh, Chaptain my chaptain" I couldn't control myself and moved into tears.
At last, I think this film is worth seeing very much , please rent this film and watch it!!

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 May 2013 03:36 (ten years ago) link

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5336775168/h3B3014D2/

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 May 2013 04:04 (ten years ago) link

The Robin Williams Seize the Day (made for PBS) is one of his best performances, Hurting.

“It’s just a dream at this point,” Baz Luhrmann tells the Hollywood Reporter‘s Merle Ginsberg and Gary Baum, but what he’s really like to do is re-team with Leonardo DiCaprio, after Romeo + Juliet and The Great Gatsby, on Hamlet.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/baz-luhrmann-i-want-leonardo-518858

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 11 May 2013 16:08 (ten years ago) link

i had never known about that seize the day movie but i am curious now. that is one of my favorite books.

Treeship, Saturday, 11 May 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link

btw i am seeing gatsby tonight and i am psyched. i went to iron man two nights ago with one of my friends who is into comics and i was very jealous of the teenagers dressed in 20s costumes who were at the theater, they seemed to be having a richer experience at the cinema than i was.

Treeship, Saturday, 11 May 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link

teenagers dressed in 20s costumes

Actual IRL 3D!!!!

You know what Hamlet is missing? Lots of songs and jumpy editing.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 11 May 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link

plus he'll probably try and try and it'll still be less ridiculous than the one where marcellus is a 70-year-old jack lemmon (nb i love this movie)

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 11 May 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link

oh my god this movie

horseshoe, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:42 (ten years ago) link

I embarrassed my movie companions by flailing around in disgust and futy

horseshoe, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link

fury

horseshoe, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link

tell me in detail how terrible it was pleeeeeease horseshoe

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link

Was there a long slow tracking shot from overhead with Gatsby in the pool, the camera pulling away to show a perfectly circular swirl of red leaves, as the xx's song on the soundtrack played?

(A good friend made an exact bet that this is how the song would be used and in what context.)

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link

i need a hate-filled horseshoe review of this

turds (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link

^^^

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:14 (ten years ago) link

I want to know if the totally minor, non-life-threatening drunken car accident is exaggerated into some kind of hit-n-run vehicular manslaughter. That was my big bet on this movie.

a giant death ray seems a bit overkill (Viceroy), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link

i'm seeing this tonight and i've already decided that i like it.

Treeship, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link

lol viceroy

Treeship, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:51 (ten years ago) link

I want to know if the totally minor, non-life-threatening drunken car accident is exaggerated into some kind of hit-n-run vehicular manslaughter. That was my big bet on this movie.

You are in for a treat.

Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Saturday, 11 May 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link

based on the costumed attired of everyone lining up out the door of the movie theater i drove by last night, this is like 'episode 1' for the mad men set.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:20 (ten years ago) link

come back horseshoe

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:22 (ten years ago) link

needs a few random sprays of tommmygun fire to lend authenticity

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:23 (ten years ago) link

Would anyone object to a production of Hamlet in outer space?

haha i really want to read this as franco testing the waters for an upcoming project rather than just a rhetorical question

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link

he's just filmed Faulkner's As I Lay Dying, presumably set on Earth.

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link

xp the best part of that is that the presumed answer is "of course not!"

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 20:02 (ten years ago) link

plz tell me he plays the corpse

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 20:02 (ten years ago) link

i would def watch franco as hamlet in space

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link

http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/15/bret-easton-ellis-baz-luhrmanns-great-gatsby-must-be-a-ghastly-prank-3759717/

The 49-year-old previous suggested that his Twitter feed could be read as his new novel.

Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link

Franco as Osric would be facile casting.

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link

haha sorry i never returned to vent my spleen!

1. baz luhrmann has some kind of disorder where everything has to be about romantic love--that is not what this book is about! there's a thinness to his interpretation.<---this is a vast understatement of my true feelings. it hardly seems like it's about America at all.

2. if you're going to open your movie with the iconic first words of the novel in voiceover (which you should), don't edit the iconic words. you are not a better writer than f. scott fitzgerald. i wish i could remember exactly how it was reworded, but it basically changed nick's father's advice to him! the nerve!

3. toby maguire sounds like he's going through puberty. and delivers his lines like his reading comprehension is around the level of a young man going through puberty. nick carraway has to be believably smart. wry even. if i had to pick a single worst thing about this movie, it would be toby froggy maguire.

4. why is this movie in 3D?

5. i can't even really talk about the framing device. the doctor at the sanitarium (!!!) uses the words "find solace" at least three times. i kept imagining fitzgerald violently puking and spinning in his grave all at once.

6. there's a throwaway scene of a three black people listening to "Izzo" and riding in a car as the camera pans over cases of Moet. why, Luhrmann?

7. everything that Fitzgerald accomplishes through indirection, luhrmann's script makes explicit. there's a scene where, i think, Nick comments on the eyes of Dr. T.J. Eckleberg. And then intones, "the eyes of God." ow, baz luhrmann.

i really should have posted in the heat of the moment but i was drunk and sleepy. i forget all the details now. diCaprio is not bad, but the direction totally ruins his performance. while Nick is narrating the famous lines about his smile, the camera lingers on diCaprio's face for, like, an hour. even the best actor would seem frozen in place after a while. it's kind of an impossible role, to be fair. one of the people i saw it with said she didn't even sympathize with movie Gatsby, and that it was hard to care about anyone.

things i liked: the hushed version of "Crazy in Love" on the soundtrack. the dude who played Tom is pretty good and god help me, i think his Hitler mustache is kind of a clever visual cue in a totally obvious "do you see? do you see" Luhrmann kind of way.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 20:49 (ten years ago) link

i sort of thought amitabh bachchan was great. too bad he was in it for 2.5 seconds.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 20:57 (ten years ago) link

horseshoe otm all around imho

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link

everything that Fitzgerald accomplishes through indirection, luhrmann's script makes explicit.

literature vs film

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link

not that you can probably tell over the luhrmann, but tobey maguire looks like he's stinking the joint up as nick.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, May 23, 2012 9:54 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

turns out, you can totally tell, even though luhrmann's luhrmanning all over the place.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link

literature vs film

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, May 15, 2013 5:04 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes, and i like that Robert Towne quote you posted upthread, but if you're going to take on this thankless adaptation, don't have tobey fucking maguire actually SAY, "the eyes of God" like you're SparkNotes or some fucking thing. there have to be ways to do this better.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:06 (ten years ago) link

obvs the only way to do it is to read every word of the novel and have it be 8 hours long, like Gatz

horseshoe, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:07 (ten years ago) link

It's just as bad as that EXTREME CLOSE UP LOOK OUT THIS IS IMPORTANT closeup of Robert Redford in the '74 film as he says "Her voice is full of MONEY."

Baz would score that line to Pink Floyd's "Money" though.

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link

ugh don't remind me

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link

when they used the VO to give a heavy-handed interpretation of daisy's line about the shirts

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link

ty horeshoe, I feel even better about not seeing this

I'm sure I'll watch it out of curiosity when it's on tv or something but there's no way I'm going to the theater to see it, I'd rather put spoons in my eyes

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link

that was bad

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:12 (ten years ago) link

if you're going to do a lit classic, you either do it with pungent typecasting like Lean in Great Ezpectations -- but then Dickens is so different, begging to be PERFORMED -- or shake things up like Campion w/ Portrait of a Lady.

if neither of those will work, do an original or a pulp adap, so no one will be grading you.

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:12 (ten years ago) link

i did think that the actor who played tom was a good physical match to how i imagined tom in the novel, at least much more than bruce dern in that respect

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link

yes, i agree, elmo. the 1974 movie is crappy as far as i can remember? i am not sure i've ever seen the whole thing tbh.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link

it's one of the worst films ever made

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link

i don't have such a bad recollection of the '74 film but it's been since highschool

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link

strange that '74 Gatsby's director, Jack Clayton, did the brilliant film of "The Turn of the Screw," The Innocents.

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:23 (ten years ago) link

haha thats an awesome post horseshoe

turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link

are there any non-gatsby fitzgerald films? 'bernice bobs her hair' might make a good short film.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link

the guy who played tom is joel edgerton, he has a great old timey mug on him. he looked like a buff conan o'brien in Warrior

turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:28 (ten years ago) link

xpost there's a movie version of Keep the Aspidistras Flying and I can't for the life of me remember what it was called, it was Richard e Grant & helena Bonham carter, it was p good!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:28 (ten years ago) link

don't forget the shitty shitty shitty benjy button

Moldy ★☆☆☆☆ (wins), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:29 (ten years ago) link

can't imagine this gatsby being worse than that

Moldy ★☆☆☆☆ (wins), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link

People who've seen Gatsby for work are complaining that the characters all look too sweaty. So that's a fail, because preppies don't sweat - they perspire.

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link

about the only thing the Clayton version got right: even in an expensive Upper East Side hotel you can still sweat like horses.

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link

I liked Button, was merely 'suggested' by FSF.

Kazan's Last Tycoon w/ De Niro is fuzzy in my memory. Jason Robards did a Tender Is the Night film, never saw it.

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link

De Niro's quite good in TLT, one of his least heralded performances. The movie's a waste of a good cast though.

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link

uggggggh what part of fitzy's funny acid little story suggested that 6hr borefest xp

Moldy ★☆☆☆☆ (wins), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link

i saw the last tycoon and barely remember anything about it

turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:50 (ten years ago) link

There's a 70s PBS version of Bernice w/Shelly Duvall.

Sheela-Tubb-Mann, You Real Know-It-All (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 22:11 (ten years ago) link

I checked out of the public library a loooooong time ago. She was fine playing a variant on her 3 Women character.

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 22:12 (ten years ago) link

i just want to see a version of gatsby where everyone is exactly as terrible as they are in the book

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link

The Australian director added: "The other night we had a premiere and completely out of the blue a woman came out of the audience. She was quite old and frail. She held me by the hand and said, 'I've come to see what you did with my grandfather's book.' And of course I went cold, because I didn't know it was Fitzgerald's granddaughter.

"She said, 'All his life he's been maligned because you can't transfer first person narrative into film and in my opinion you have done it, and he would be very proud'."

yeah this doesn't sound made up

... (LocalGarda), Thursday, 16 May 2013 08:38 (ten years ago) link

Why would Gatsby's granddaughter think her grandfather had been maligned because you can't transfer first person narrative into film? Like wtf has this got to do with F Scott?

... (LocalGarda), Thursday, 16 May 2013 08:41 (ten years ago) link

Sorry Fitzgerald's granddaughter

... (LocalGarda), Thursday, 16 May 2013 08:41 (ten years ago) link

When director Baz Luhrmann went on “The Colbert Report” last week to talk about his new adaptation of The Great Gatsby, he mentioned that a “very regal woman” took him by the hands after the movie’s world premiere and told him she’d come all the way from Vermont to see what he’d done with her grandfather’s book.

That woman was Bobbie Lanahan, an artist, animator and filmmaker, and the daughter of F. Scott and Zelda Fitzgerald’s only child, Scottie.

how's life, Thursday, 16 May 2013 10:58 (ten years ago) link

Why would Gatsby's granddaughter think her grandfather had been maligned because you can't transfer first person narrative into film? Like wtf has this got to do with F Scott?

it's bollocks anyway

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/58/Doom_movie_poster.jpg/220px-Doom_movie_poster.jpg

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 16 May 2013 12:26 (ten years ago) link

Why would Gatsby's granddaughter think her grandfather had been maligned because you can't transfer first person narrative into film? Like wtf has this got to do with F Scott?

ppl not necessarily makin sense shocker

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 16 May 2013 12:28 (ten years ago) link

people don't often make sense until they've seen doom the movie

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 16 May 2013 12:30 (ten years ago) link

i haven't seen doom the movie, fwiw

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 16 May 2013 12:30 (ten years ago) link

always a little weird when people act like somebody's descendants have some kind of unique insight into their work. i mean first-generation maybe, if it's a working relationship like vladimir+dmitri or jrr+christopher. if you're just scottie's daughter wtf would you know about the great gatsby.

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link

(i mean, not weird in this case, cuz baz wants validation.)

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link

i had fun at this movie. at the scene where gatsby was introduced and they showed leo's slick, smug face in slow motion framed by fireworks while nick talked about having "never seen a smile like that" i lost it, and started laughing, causing someone to kick the back of my seat. i think this movie suffers from the fact that the last time we saw leonardo di caprio in theaters he was also a multimillionaire lording over a massive estate, except he was a sadistic slave owner.

Treeship, Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:51 (ten years ago) link

no, we didn't see that

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link

did you see gatsby morbs?

Treeship, Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:56 (ten years ago) link

I haven't seen DOOM. Is it any good? Does it have The Rock in it?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:08 (ten years ago) link

I just had a brush with death, Tship, I don't have 2-1/2 hrs for that.

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:17 (ten years ago) link

feel you

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:23 (ten years ago) link

Sorry to hear that Morbs. Hope you're feeling well.

Treeship, Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link

thx i am, p much

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link

I like that Scott Fitzgerald called his son Scottie. If they're smart they'll keep on iterating through the lineage so that his son is Scottington, then he begets Scottolas etc etc until you end up with great great great grandson Scottieottiedopaliscious.

sktsh, Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link

lol

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link

i don't have such a bad recollection of the '74 film but it's been since highschool

we got shown this in class too, but the discussion afterwards turned into an argument btwn me and the teacher about whether or not it was fuckin terrible

I like A.O. Scott comparing Alien/Franco amd Gatsby.

cougars and sneezers (Eazy), Friday, 17 May 2013 01:06 (ten years ago) link

the only reason our Yr 11 English Lit teacher showed us the movie was because she had a crush on Robert Redford. We had JUST finished the novel and we all watched that movie just openly dismayed at how soft-focused and pastel and uggggggh it was, and the main cast were so wooden. We all yelled at her afterwards and she just hung her head and said, 'But Redford was pretty cute, right?"

And whenever I think of that stupid movie, I think of this Australian tv commerical - in my mind they're one and the same

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLXkL46-Ml0

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 01:44 (ten years ago) link

honestly teachers should prob just show 'citizen kane' instead.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 17 May 2013 01:48 (ten years ago) link

teachers should be barred from inflicting their celebrity crushes on students. I had to sit through at least 2 Richard Gere movies in my first year Cinema Studies class because my lecturer just couldn't help herself. Ugh.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:01 (ten years ago) link

Due to the raging Peter O'Toole obsession I had as a teenager, which I put down to 'beautiful man who is really good at enunciating profanity', I edited Becket down to a classroom-friendly 90 minutes for extra credit in a European history class when we were doing a church v. state unit and persuaded the cinema teacher (who didn't need a ton of persuading TBH) to add The Ruling Class to his syllabus.

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:16 (ten years ago) link

We had JUST finished the novel and we all watched that movie just openly dismayed at how soft-focused and pastel and uggggggh it was, and the main cast were so wooden. We all yelled at her afterwards and she just hung her head and said, 'But Redford was pretty cute, right?"

ha ha a part of my argument was that Farrow was awful & unnuanced and 90% of her performance consisted of biting the back of her hand, and the teacher was like "she's an Oscar-winning actress, you can't say that she's bad"

if only I had known she was not an Oscar-winning actress

suzy, Becket is one of the great homo-lust movies.

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:28 (ten years ago) link

Farrow was actually well cast as Daisy! She was just badly directed.

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:29 (ten years ago) link

yeah never seen the coppola gatsby but mia as daisy works for me, makes more sense than dipsy mumford or whatever

balls, Friday, 17 May 2013 02:34 (ten years ago) link

but her voice sounds money, it doesn't sound LIKE money

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:36 (ten years ago) link

Somehow, my English teacher didn't know that Romeo & Juliet had been turned into a modern-day musical until I mentioned it one day.

So I apologize to the next 15 grades that came through her room and had to watch West Side Story.

pplains, Friday, 17 May 2013 02:36 (ten years ago) link

west side story is awesome. at first i thought you mean william shakespeare's romeo + juliet which is also pretty awesome. i think i pretty much like any movie of romeo & juliet, i'm just a big romantic i guess. justdudethings.

balls, Friday, 17 May 2013 02:41 (ten years ago) link

<3 West Side Story, hate the film of it, could go on forever, won't.

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:46 (ten years ago) link

love the West Side Story movie

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:48 (ten years ago) link

you're testing my commitment to not ranting about this at great length

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:49 (ten years ago) link

i would love to hear your rant! tbh I've never seen the stage version, I just have nostalgia for watching the movie with my Mum

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:50 (ten years ago) link

yeah go for it silby i loved it when i saw it too

Well my core objection to the film is that it casts adults to play the teenaged/maybe early 20s characters, which doesn't play on film like it does on stage, where you can suspend disbelief. It wrecks the whole hotheaded lovesick teenage-aimlessness theme of the show.

Other objections include casting mostly Anglos to play the Jets, and dealing with it by painting them all an identical shade of brown, and the repurposing of "Somewhere" from an anonymous soprano solo sung during the nightmare sequence that unites the warring gangs in a hopeful dream for a more humane future into a fucking SEX DUET.

In sum America is a land of contrasts and West Side Story is great when performed by high school students or Schlong.

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Friday, 17 May 2013 03:24 (ten years ago) link

Same English teacher showed us the 60s version of Romeo & Juliet, and jumped up to stand in front of the screen during the (5-second?) scene with nudity.

pplains, Friday, 17 May 2013 03:54 (ten years ago) link

Also the prologue to West Side Story is like 20 minutes long.

pplains, Friday, 17 May 2013 03:54 (ten years ago) link

Our teacher just fast forwarded the nude scene.

tokyo rosemary, Friday, 17 May 2013 04:09 (ten years ago) link

sex duet <3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 04:11 (ten years ago) link

our teacher screwed that up, to our stunned satisfaction

j., Friday, 17 May 2013 04:14 (ten years ago) link

As he sings, the walls of the apartment begin to move off, and the city walls surrounding them begin to close in on them. Then the apartment it self goes, and the two lovers begin to run, battering against the walls of the city, beginning to break through as chaotic figures of the gangs, of violence, fail around them. But they do break through, and suddenly-they are in a world of space and air and sun. They stop, looking at it, pleased, startled, as boys and girls both sides come on. And they, too, stop and stare, happy, pleased. Their clothes are soft and pastel versions of what they have worn before. They begin to dance, to play: no sides, no hostility now; join, making a world that Tony and Maria want to be in, belong to, share their love with. As they go into the steps of a gentle love dance, a voice is heard singing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80-DtChQ39U

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Friday, 17 May 2013 04:15 (ten years ago) link

there's probably a better thread for this

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Friday, 17 May 2013 04:19 (ten years ago) link

wow Silby that just made me cry. what a voice!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 04:20 (ten years ago) link

THEEEERE'S AAAAAA THREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD FOR UUUUUUUUUUSSSS

WEST SIDE STORY motherjumping sountrack poll!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 04:21 (ten years ago) link

60s version of r&j is awesome, espec if you're in middle school and your teacher's bad at remembering when to fast-forward

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 17 May 2013 04:54 (ten years ago) link

the botched fast forwarding of that scene is like a universal experience among american middle schoolers

Treeship, Friday, 17 May 2013 04:58 (ten years ago) link

otm

turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 17 May 2013 12:27 (ten years ago) link

No Zefferelli for us, sob. Our R&J experience was delivered by an irritating dumpling who used to shout 'this is MY TIME' when we stopped paying attention to her. We stopped paying attention to her because correcting her mistakes was tiring after the first fifty times it happened.

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Friday, 17 May 2013 13:02 (ten years ago) link

my sophomore english teacher held a cardboard box in front of the screen during the sex scene(s?) in the fishburne/branagh othello and i made some big deal about how it was absurd and typical that we were censoring the sex but not the violence. didn't make much sense cuz the fishburne/branagh othello isn't exactly peckinpah but it did at least waste a little class time.

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Friday, 17 May 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link

I've still never seen the Zeffirelli R&J.

As for WSS, stage musicals belong on the stage, esp when an otherwise talented director has no facility for giving them visual rhythm (hey Robert Wise), and oh the lead actors aren't doing the singing.

also YOU KIDS MAKE THIS WORLD LOUSY

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:13 (ten years ago) link

also YOU KIDS MAKE THIS WORLD LOUSY

― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Friday, May 17, 2013 10:13 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

otm

turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:18 (ten years ago) link

i used to say that line all the time. i need to add that one back to my repertoire... freaking kids

turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link

Zeffirelli is boring, but my roommate had me giggling when he MST3K'd the moment the maidens were throwing their flowers in Juliet's grave: "Here you go. Plug it up."

Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link

Would love to see WSS get the Rosencrantz & Guildenstern treatment with Morbius as Doc.

Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link

if u wanna do the original I look good in friar's robes too.

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link

we didn't watch the zeffirelli but we watched the lolmann. god high school was weird. we did heart of darkness my junior year and spent like four class periods watching apocalypse now. boomers.

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link

when we were doing ancient greece in world history class we watched spartacus cuz our teacher thought it was about sparta.

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link

lol

btw the WSS Doc was a ubiquitous character actor on TV when I was a kid, and I just learned he was in a buncha classic 3 Stooges shorts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_Glass

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link

i still love luhrmann's r+j, i blame nostalgia

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link

so when will Gatsby be musicalized? inevitable, no? propose song titles.

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link

i think danes+posthelwaite+especially leguizamo are all really good, and leo's ridiculously pretty. kinda hard to sit through for me tho. particularly remember it making a total hash out of the parents' parts. xp

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link

postlethwaite. dunno why i thought i could get away with not googling that.

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:34 (ten years ago) link

luhrmann's r+j is pretty good. insane-o production design and costuming. johnny leguizamo's a great tybalt

turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link

luhrmann's last good movie imo

turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link

so when will Gatsby be musicalized? inevitable, no? propose song titles.

"I Remember Yesterday," Donna Summer
"Barely Breaking Even," Universal Robot Band
"I'll Play the Fool," Dr. Buzzard's Original Savannah Band
"Weekend," Phreek
"I Love New York," Metropolis
"High Steppin', Hip Dressin' Fella (You Got It Together)," Love Unlimited
"A Little Bit of Jazz," Nick Straker Band
"Love Hangover," Diana Ross
"Standing In The Rain," Don Ray
"Hit 'n' Run Lover," Carol Jiani
"Car Wash," Rose Royce
"Running Away," Roy Ayers
"You Saved My Day," Cheryl Lynn
"Goin' To A Showdown," Don Armando's 2nd Avenue Rhumba Band
"Last Dance," Donna Summer
"Was That All It Was," Jean Carn
"The Red Light," Green Velvet

Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link

High frame speed Paul Sorvino. Pretty much all I remember.

xp

pplains, Friday, 17 May 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link

it is pretty good. it's about romantic love, which is i guess where he excels. i do not think danes is that good. baby dicaprio a perfect romeo imo. leguizamo kills; i can't read the play without picturing him now.

xp luhrmann's romeo and juliet, i mean

horseshoe, Friday, 17 May 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link

Natalie Portman had been chosen for the role of Juliet, but after production began, it was felt that the footage looked as though DiCaprio was "molesting" her.[4] Eventually, Luhrmann agreed that the age difference between the two actors was too great. Filming was halted to find another actress for the part.

turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link

whoa

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link

the botched fast forwarding of that scene is like a universal experience among american middle schoolers

― Treeship, Thursday, May 16, 2013 11:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg yes, except i think my teacher didn't even bother? olivia hussey was a stone fox

also i have much love for R+J, had the soundtrack on repeat for ages. and yeah, leguizamo totally ruled.

xp whoah indeed

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link

it's about romantic love

the parts he left in, anyway. certainly fits him better than gatsby.

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link

i might not be being clearheaded about claire tho cuz that dress + sudden brief expression of alarmed betrayal on "what satisfaction canst thou have tonight?"

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link

this gatsby is great...

http://cdn.avsforum.com/6/69/80x80px-LS-69cdc448_triumph_insult_comic_dog.jpeg

am0n, Friday, 17 May 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link

i still love luhrman's r+j, the look and style of it, and that dude that played Mercutio that ended up in Lost, he was rad
and PAUL RUDD

never forget:
http://media.portable.tv/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/romeo-juliet-claire-danes-paul-rudd-gif.gif

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link

I liked this quite a bit for the most part; the first 40 minutes or so are just giddy with light and movement - Luhrmann really excels with the champagne-popping party scenes, and the car chase is deliriously nuts. The visuals overwhelm absolutely everything - and are wonderful, if wholly artificial seeming (oh, and the 3D is kind of integral, too) - but underneath it was a more faithful adaptation than I was expecting.
DiCaprio is excellent, and Joel Edgerton and the girl who plays Jordan Baker were both really good casting. Carey Mulligan, not so much. Carraway is a cipher anyway, and Tobey Maguire doesn't bump into the furniture or anything, so he didn't ruin it. I could really have done without the sanitorium bookends, and the film loses its fizz towards the end, but otherwise it's okay. It's not the cat's pajamas or anything, but we enjoyed it.

I prefered it to Moulin Rouge, for what it's worth. It's beneath Romeo + Juliet, though.

DavidM, Saturday, 18 May 2013 12:00 (ten years ago) link

Carraway is a cipher

strongly disagree; he's kind of an awful snob iirc

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Saturday, 18 May 2013 13:33 (ten years ago) link

he is not a cipher!

horseshoe, Saturday, 18 May 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link

...he is a free man!

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 18 May 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link

Nick Carraway as an ancestor of Ezra Koenig

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 18 May 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link

Well, I've seen the Luhrmann rendition, and my favorite screen adaptation of Gatsby remains the one in 2010's The Extra Man. (Am I the only ILXor to have seen this?)

I will say the new version, like the recent version of Anna Karenina, is hyperactive where previous renditions were static, but that's about the only thing to be said on behalf of either production.

Word Salad Username (j.lu), Sunday, 19 May 2013 02:26 (ten years ago) link

Question: Can Tobey Maguire Grow Facial Hair?

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 02:13 (ten years ago) link

btw this movie was completely awesome fuiud

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 02:13 (ten years ago) link

i think that 'fidelity to the work' is... an empty concept. kind of like comic book nerds who show up at iron man 3 press conferences and complain about why iron man's suit was tinted cinnamon in the movie and not maroon, like in the books. who really cares... u dont really need to be thinking about the book at all when watching this, no tombs of idols are being desecrated. the only complaint i had was maybe baz slops on the sentiment too thick at the end, w/ the lingering shot on gatsby as he falls backwards into the pool, but ennhhh, if youre in for a dime youre in for a dollar. loved the soundtrack to this, esp as synths play while there's a jazz band on screen. it's just a movie...

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 02:28 (ten years ago) link

i think this movie had the best photographed martinis ive ever seen, they shimmer in every scene. also the bowl-glasses (hopefully a mixologist will tell me the proper name for this vessel) look so classy~~

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 02:30 (ten years ago) link

hard to overstate how much those last two posts lowered my estimation of you

balls, Monday, 20 May 2013 02:35 (ten years ago) link

lol

turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 20 May 2013 02:36 (ten years ago) link

damn, balls dropped his level of appreciation for me ;-(

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 02:42 (ten years ago) link

iirc that makes your Persona less powerful

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Monday, 20 May 2013 02:49 (ten years ago) link

balls with the necessary tough love

also the bowl-glasses (hopefully a mixologist will tell me the proper name for this vessel) look so classy~~

champagne coupes, easy find at most Salvation Army-type places, used today mostly for cocktails instead of champagne

Sadly, 99.99 percent of sheeple will never wake up (I DIED), Monday, 20 May 2013 03:07 (ten years ago) link

Nick Carraway as an ancestor of Ezra Koenig

I love this

Deafening silence (DL), Monday, 20 May 2013 11:44 (ten years ago) link

damn, balls dropped

nicelydone.gif

Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Monday, 20 May 2013 11:51 (ten years ago) link

who really cares...

well, when you put it that way

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Monday, 20 May 2013 14:02 (ten years ago) link

i'm sorry that baz sullied the prestigious doormat of f. scott fitzgerald with his dingo boots

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link

comparing books to movies is never a good proposition, no matter how highly you esteem either the book or the movie

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link

champagne coupes, easy find at most Salvation Army-type places, used today mostly for cocktails instead of champagne

― Sadly, 99.99 percent of sheeple will never wake up (I DIED), Sunday, May 19, 2013 11:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

nice, will pick some up for the house parties i'm never gonna have

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 14:08 (ten years ago) link

on one hand, i agree with you, because i don't think complaints about the general anachronistic flair of the production design & music cues are relevant criticism. but this version fundamentally changes the story and makes romantic love the central theme, and changes the characters in order to make it happen. it's not a "wrong" interpretation of the novel, really, but it's pretty facile and simplistic in a way that just empties the story of any relevance, imho. i don't think it's outrageous or fussy to want to see some more complexity from an adaptation.

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Monday, 20 May 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link

aybe baz slops on the sentiment too thick at the end, w/ the lingering shot on gatsby as he falls backwards into the pool, but ennhhh,

WHOA! Spoiler alert!

pplains, Monday, 20 May 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link

Surprised he didn't shout he was having a Nestea Plunge.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 20 May 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link

it's not a "wrong" interpretation of the novel, really, but it's pretty facile and simplistic in a way that just empties the story of any relevance, imho. i don't think it's outrageous or fussy to want to see some more complexity from an adaptation.

― a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Monday, May 20, 2013 10:20 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah... i mean it's not OMG SHOCKING to anyone that a love story is one of the cores of the novel, but if you start saying stuff like 'empties the story of any relevance' again that's gonna be in comparison to the novel... it's best to just try to take this movie in on its own terms, most of us haven't read the great gatsby since high school so should be pretty easy to do

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link

6. there's a throwaway scene of a three black people listening to "Izzo" and riding in a car as the camera pans over cases of Moet. why, Luhrmann?

my take is probably wrong but i felt like maybe this was one way that baz was trying to balance the grosser elements of the source material, i.e. you sorta need tom's diatribe against the 'colored empire' to show how bad of a guy he is + you need to show all his servants are black... so idk, showing that the wall street excess didn't just only include white ppl? cf also the heavyweight boxer

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link

As we crossed Blackwell's Island a limousine passed us, driven by a white chauffeur, in which sat three modish negroes, two bucks and a girl. I laughed aloud as the yolks of their eyeballs rolled toward us in haughty rivalry.

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Monday, 20 May 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link

so it's lifted right from the novel but stripped of nick's nonchalant racism

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Monday, 20 May 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link

ah

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link

sorry but tbh if you adapt one of the most famous and familiar texts of all time you don't get to cry 'don't compare it to the book, it stands on its own merits!'

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 20 May 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link

one of the most famous and familiar texts of all time you, say, please tell me more abouzZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzz

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link

sounds like you are target audience for this movie alright

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 20 May 2013 16:56 (ten years ago) link

why did u like the movie 乒乓

turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 20 May 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link

because it was a spectacle and i love spectacles

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link

the party scenes alone are worth the price of admission

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link

sounds like you are target audience for this movie alright

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, May 20, 2013 12:56 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

yup, a completely uncultured and uneducated boor, dont even read the new yorker, 乒乓 the jock over here

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link

i thought the movie was really well cast, i actually did enjoy leo's performance a lot... ever since i saw that gif of him doing nicholson eyebrows i have a sneaking suspicion his yoga teacher or w/e taught him how to control every single muscle on his face individually. he sort of has a perfect appropriate mask for every scene, it's great

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link

i though the middle part of this was really good, i liked that i sort of lived on the surface of things, but the end was complete garbage

Lamp, Monday, 20 May 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link

also every time he says 'old sport' it sounds like 'old spoaht' but sometimes the r's slip back in and u cant tell if thats james gatz's midwestern provincialism sneaking back in or is it just that leo is terrible with accents

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link

a young nicholson might've been a good gatsby

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 20 May 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link

because it was a spectacle and i love spectacles

― 乒乓, Monday, May 20, 2013 12:57 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

he takes old-time footage from back then and turns it into 3D, theres a lot of planes that fly overhead and then all of a sudden ur zooming in from 10000 feet to ground level in 3 seconds like in that old trailer they'd show in front of IMAX science films at the franklin institute, it's really inexplicable

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link

he literally asks WEGA or w/e studio effects house to recreate NYC for him, and long island, so he can have shots of just zooming along the water through mist

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link

re popular texts, I don't remember John Huston's The Bible being thoroughly terrible; George C Scott was a good Abraham.

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Monday, 20 May 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link

nb: i dont think ive seen a baz film from start to finish, also i love spectacles, i love times square, i love neon lights and places that feel like day in the night

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link

is it just that leo is terrible with accents

yup

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Monday, 20 May 2013 17:49 (ten years ago) link

regardless of whether it's an accident tho i like that

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Monday, 20 May 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link

haha i mean i guess we are at odds about spectacle, because i could not really deal with pirhana 3D: myrtle's mutilated breast fly @ u face

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Monday, 20 May 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link

why weren't the eyes of t.j. eckleburg wearing 3D glasses, missed opportunity imho

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Monday, 20 May 2013 18:14 (ten years ago) link

we are dooooly appointed old spoats

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 May 2013 18:23 (ten years ago) link

"I love spectacles"

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2C_xkImTZPE/TeMpAkOs7gI/AAAAAAAAACo/Hu5_WIXQrPA/s320/doctor_t__j__eckleburg_by_sukimd2.jpg

The New Statesman's critic actually ended his review with a joke about why Eckleburg should be wearing 3D glasses.

Deafening silence (DL), Monday, 20 May 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link

why weren't the eyes of t.j. eckleburg wearing 3D glasses, missed opportunity imho

Arf. They made the Eckleburg billboard look reminiscent of the novel's most famous cover instead:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b0/Gatsby_1925_jacket.gif/200px-Gatsby_1925_jacket.gif

DavidM, Monday, 20 May 2013 18:50 (ten years ago) link

the eyes of eckleburg were partly inspired by that cover -- fitz wrote to his publisher telling him not to change the cover because he'd 'written it into the book.'

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 20 May 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link

taking a moment today to be thankful 17-year-old me never went through w that tattoo

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Monday, 20 May 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link

hemingway:

A day or two after the trip Scott brought his book over. It had a garish dust jacket and I remember being embarrassed by the violence, bad taste and slippery look of it. It looked the book jacket for a book of bad science fiction. Scott told me not to be put off by it, that it had to do with a billboard along a highway in Long Island that was important in the story. He said he had liked the jacket and now he didn’t like it.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 20 May 2013 19:02 (ten years ago) link

why weren't the eyes of t.j. eckleburg wearing 3D glasses, missed opportunity imho

― a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Monday, May 20, 2013 2:14 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

looooooooooooooool otm

horseshoe, Monday, 20 May 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link

dayo you are crazy but i love you

horseshoe, Monday, 20 May 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link

i will admit to kind of liking dicaprio's performance, too, but WHATEVER

horseshoe, Monday, 20 May 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link

i take your point about insisting on a faithful adaptation but movies shouldn't be poo

horseshoe, Monday, 20 May 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link

also if you are going to invite comparison to one of the best books ever i am not going to feel bad for you when your movie is dumb

horseshoe, Monday, 20 May 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link

dicaprio sounds like good casting, since hes not running away from his looks for once

turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 20 May 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link

dayo you are crazy but i love you

― horseshoe, Monday, May 20, 2013 4:40 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

:D

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:23 (ten years ago) link

i feel like i should probably explain myself a lil' more, i think my view of these things is p heavily influenced by hutcheon's a theory of adaptation, which views adapted works and their source materials not in a top-down hierarchal fashion - adaptations all deriving from a source, w/ usually the source presented as the 'best' and the ones which by all others are judged, are ranked; (though there are obv many examples where an adaptation becomes the defining example, see the shining film v. the shining book); rather, adaptation as always being a lateral move from the source. i'm probably being too glib when i say that u should always view adaptations w/o any reference at all to the source, obviously that's gonna be pretty hard to accomplish if you or your audience are familiar with both. but i'd like to see more than just "hah the [exalted, critically impervious work] is sacrosanct, definitive, anything else is automatically lesser, the most that an adaptation can hope to be is to be on par...."

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:27 (ten years ago) link

you're basically otm I reckon & I've said similar things many times before but yeah you were way overstating it before

Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link

i think this movie is p good adaptation even its not necessarily 'about' the same things the novel is i think the middle third or so does a pretty excellent job of capturing what its like to be caught up in the novel, to live in its surfaces and succumb to its charms

Lamp, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:33 (ten years ago) link

a slow giving in and turning away

Lamp, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:33 (ten years ago) link

i think it's possible for film adaptations to exist in their own right, side by side without degradation of integrity, ie Kubrick's Shining vs King's Shining.

but it requires strength of an authorial vision, imo. if even the director is treating it as an adaptation, & even somewhat 'nursing' the original text, that shows & weakens the adaptation.

imo. idk. maybe that's bullshit, it sounded ok in my head

i havent seen baz's gatsby but i havent found anything yet that is really compelling me.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:34 (ten years ago) link

saying "comparing novels to books is never a good proposition" is a bit like saying that historical films should never be viewed in relation to the events on which they're based, and I reckon sometimes they should. It's worthwhile, sometimes. A film is a film and a book is a book, though, for sure.

Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:36 (ten years ago) link

all that said i would've like this a lot more if it had been directed by karl lagerfeld and carolyn murphy had replaced carrie mulligan and she had no dialogue and it had been 40 minutes long

Lamp, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:37 (ten years ago) link

lol "comparing novels to books" ffs

Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:37 (ten years ago) link

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:38 (ten years ago) link

lamp i would watch that

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:38 (ten years ago) link

it also gets into sort of the differences b/w mediums, film and text are just so different from each other, opposed in many respects. prob the most untranslatable or immoveable experience of the text is the interiority of the characters, u can try to get at it w/ voiceovers (and i think baz framed the movie the way he did just to be able to get voiceovers in), u can change the plot (used in the sense of the ordering of the diff elements of the underlying story) to make the storytelling experience more effective, more 'adapted' to the experience of film... but really, the ingestion of text and film occurs at such different rates, and in such different ways, and the possibilities w/ each are so different...

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:39 (ten years ago) link

(sorry that was an xpost to myself, had to take a phonecall)

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link

love the book. know it every which way. don't feel any kind of way about baz. have never seen a 3-D feature. i'm off today and it's playing a block away. these champion sweats can hide a bottle of sancerre. yes, no?

viacom dios, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link

historical films should never be viewed in relation to the events on which they're based,

yah man but what is meant by the word history, really

*bongrip*

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link

in this particular case something that is often mentioned, including upthread, is that gatsby is a peculiar book cuz it looks like a 200-page soap opera about pretty rich people that you'll just be able to slap right up there, but so much of the work is being done by prose and strange tricks of structure and careful distancing that unless you are really clever in a way more than one filmmaker has rather spectacularly not been you are going to end up with a 2-hour soap opera about pretty rich people nobody likes. nb i have not seen this. but that's one legitimate reason to compare: if one version is way different and way less interesting and you suspect it has something to do with the media themselves.

haha oh xp

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link

xp I call it HERstory

think about it

Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:42 (ten years ago) link

vaya con dios viacom dios

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:42 (ten years ago) link

w/ a book u take it in at ur own pace, u read, reread, double back, u could be 20 pages from the end and realize that u need to reread a passage on pg. 28 that ends up being crucial to the understanding of a plot point

films are kinda like... that contraption in slaughterhouse five, bound immobile to a fixed dolly, viewing the world through a single opening in a particleboard, the gears neither slow nor speed up but move at their own fixed pace

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:43 (ten years ago) link

random access gatsbies

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:44 (ten years ago) link

the surrender of watching a film is totally different than the surrender of reading a book, the latter of which isn't maybe even a surrender at all but a complicit creation of a shared interior world

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:45 (ten years ago) link

like, idk, i know its a stupid book, but when i first read house of leaves and the narrator mentions that the interior wall-to-wall measurement was 5 inches more than what the exterior wall-to-wall measurement was, man, such a chilling moment! and how would u even transpose that into film

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:47 (ten years ago) link

I only watch choose your own adventure movies

Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:47 (ten years ago) link

in 3d

Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:47 (ten years ago) link

i sometimes wonder what nabokov would make of the total demystification of chess via supercomputers =(

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:48 (ten years ago) link

oh man i haven't read house of leaves but the only reason i keep almost reading it is i think that revelation is SO CREEPY

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link

in this particular case something that is often mentioned, including upthread, is that gatsby is a peculiar book cuz it looks like a 200-page soap opera about pretty rich people that you'll just be able to slap right up there, but so much of the work is being done by prose and strange tricks of structure and careful distancing that unless you are really clever in a way more than one filmmaker has rather spectacularly not been you are going to end up with a 2-hour soap opera about pretty rich people nobody likes. nb i have not seen this. but that's one legitimate reason to compare: if one version is way different and way less interesting and you suspect it has something to do with the media themselves.

haha oh xp

― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Monday, May 20, 2013 6:41 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah i think the other reason i like this is that, the ~greatest american novel ever written~ can be reduced to a p facile love story, and that interpretation isn't even wrong! it's def one of the armatures of the novel, and obv FSG only builds it up maybe to chop off bits of scaffolding here and there, make it unstable, but it's undeniably there, and its a totally valid frame for baz to hang his own tapestries from

ok i just sort of beat that metaphor up... maybe even collapsed it

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:51 (ten years ago) link

good shit

turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link

books also allow for the reader's own interaction, allowing their mind's-eye to carry the story along. the difficulty, and delicacy of adapting a text is replacing the many individual visualizations of a story that in part now becames the reader's *own creation*, with a singular visualization that now tells you another way to see. that's a hard call with a text like Gatsby that has existed in people's minds for decades. Especially since Fitzgerald does do so much with the inner voices of his character.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link

oh man i haven't read house of leaves but the only reason i keep almost reading it is i think that revelation is SO CREEPY

― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Monday, May 20, 2013 6:50 PM (47 seconds ago) Bookmark

there are some really good parts! could have been a much better book via stronger editing, it's sort of classic first-novel-itis, overstuffed, danielewski could/should have spun off at least half the content of the book into separate works. but the first couple of chapters or so are really well done i think

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:53 (ten years ago) link

would watch a Baz adaptation of "Bernice Bobs Her Hair."

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:55 (ten years ago) link

historical films should never be viewed in relation to the events on which they're based,

sorry to return to this example but i've been meaning to watch marie antoinette and i can't help but think that knowing the intricacies of the french revolution probably wouldn't be too useful in appreeshing the film

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link

oh man i haven't read house of leaves but the only reason i keep almost reading it is i think that revelation is SO CREEPY

i read 'the 50 year sword' on a plane last week and can recommend it p highly, it also takes the 20 mins to finish. its a better use of time than 'house of leaves' i think but has some of the same pleasures

hungry4ass did you like baz lurhman's 'the great gatsby'?

Lamp, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link

Fitz's got a bunch of stories more suitable. You want pink champagne and lost love? He could've adapted "The Bridal Party."

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:58 (ten years ago) link

but the end was complete garbage

― Lamp, Monday, May 20, 2013 1:00 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

haha i know i said i didn't mind but this is probably closer to how i feel about the end of the movie 24 hours later, it def felt like baz didnt know how to end the film. but i really lol'd when SPOILER tobey puts the final pages of his manuscript into his tasteful attache w/ the brass triangle clip, and has a moment of hesitation - can't quite close this book just yet, then he takes out his finely weighted & balanced pen, and writes 'THE GREAT' over the typed 'GATSBY'

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link

of all my unfinished high school movie projects i definitely most wish "rags martin-jones and the pr-nce of w-les" had been finished, if only to make all those girls' parents feel a little better about how much prom dresses cost

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link

lawd xp

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:02 (ten years ago) link

historical films should never be viewed in relation to the events on which they're based,

sorry to return to this example but i've been meaning to watch marie antoinette and i can't help but think that knowing the intricacies of the french revolution probably wouldn't be too useful in appreeshing the film

― 乒乓, Monday, May 20, 2013 11:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's the word "never" I'm flagging up, I basically agree w/u

Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:03 (ten years ago) link

which is why I said "sometimes" it's useful

Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:03 (ten years ago) link

hungry4ass did you like baz lurhman's 'the great gatsby'?

― Lamp, Monday, May 20, 2013 6:56 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

aint seen it

turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:06 (ten years ago) link

he takes old-time footage from back then and turns it into 3D, theres a lot of planes that fly overhead and then all of a sudden ur zooming in from 10000 feet to ground level in 3 seconds like in that old trailer they'd show in front of IMAX science films at the franklin institute, it's really inexplicable

― 乒乓, Monday, May 20, 2013 1:01 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he literally asks WEGA or w/e studio effects house to recreate NYC for him, and long island, so he can have shots of just zooming along the water through mist

― 乒乓, Monday, May 20, 2013 1:02 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

i really cant get over how wild + inappropriate yet appropriate baz's camera is in this film, it's really quite inexplicable. supper's ready, all the doors to the sunroom open at once, white cloth billows sunlight leaps in. the camera moves through the door, you're zooming across the sound now, to new york! through mist, to wall street! who is the audience suppose to be? what kind of wild god is she. is this how third person omniscient should be told on the screen. the book was first person! what is going on.

probably because the last few movies i've seen have all been very 'stately, plump buck mulligan came from the stairhead' in their camerawork that i felt so disoriented and wracked by all this

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 23:07 (ten years ago) link

after australia and moulin rouge i'd have to be tricked by a trail of ice cold beers into entering a theater showing a new baz luhrmann film

turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:07 (ten years ago) link

lol

iatee, Monday, 20 May 2013 23:09 (ten years ago) link

last 2 posts are ✓

uh, xp

Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:10 (ten years ago) link

baz luhrmann's ulysses

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:10 (ten years ago) link

h4a otm. I didnt mind Moulin Rouge but Australia idk wtf that even was

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:10 (ten years ago) link

i know this isn't what luhrmann's australia is but i would def watch an enormous batshit terrifying all-stops-pulled movie about the colonization of australia

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link

i really cant get over how wild + inappropriate yet appropriate baz's camera is in this film, it's really quite inexplicable.

haha i was arguing with a friend that everything i could see him doing was perfectly explicable, the way the camera moves, the use of 3D, the arrangement of the actors in space, its all kinda on-the-nose at all times. although i did like how they were constantly recording themselves on film during the various amazing party montages, its 2013

Lamp, Monday, 20 May 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link

yeah for sure, the party was pure busby berkeley, also made me feel really anxious because at real parties someone invariably knocks the punch bowl into the pool

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link

at real parties now someone invariably passes a bowl

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:21 (ten years ago) link

i think that happens too

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 23:21 (ten years ago) link

there's room for zefirelli, branagh, and baaaaz, not just for shakespeare, but for eveeeeerrrrrryyyyythhiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnngggggg~~~~~~!!!!!

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 23:24 (ten years ago) link

is how i break it down to an extent

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 23:25 (ten years ago) link

so when will Gatsby be musicalized? inevitable, no? propose song titles.

John Harbison's The Great Gatsby, 1999

Word Salad Username (j.lu), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 01:23 (ten years ago) link

the last few movies i've seen have all been very 'stately, plump buck mulligan came from the stairhead' in their camerawork

i find this claim suspect

the bitcoin comic (thomp), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 01:43 (ten years ago) link

pretty regretful that I never got to see Gatz, hope they revive it at some point. I'd make a trip for it.

0808ɹƃ (silby), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 03:28 (ten years ago) link

乒乓's lush descriptions of this though have removed any need I might have had to actually see this movie

0808ɹƃ (silby), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 03:28 (ten years ago) link

feel like I will be able to navigate thru both literary & cinematic discourse with only the book and this thread under my belt

0808ɹƃ (silby), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 03:29 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/rxmKw8N.jpg

乒乓, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 12:18 (ten years ago) link

^^ i approve of this adaptation, better than the original

乒乓, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 12:18 (ten years ago) link

The new Pride and Prejudice and Zombies?

Word Salad Username (j.lu), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 13:00 (ten years ago) link

Pride and Psyduck

乒乓, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 13:06 (ten years ago) link

for whom bellsprout tolls

http://i.imgur.com/eH73hnX.png

乒乓, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 13:10 (ten years ago) link

I keep thinking about this film? I actually really like Carey Mulligan's performance - I think it's super successful at suggesting a different & more feminist reading of the story.

I wonder what this movie would be like if you just removed Toby Macguire competely.

This trailer is so so good - love this kinda nonchronological buildup style

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqxmhJU4nk4

Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 11:45 (ten years ago) link

just saw this, the first 20-30 minutes are ultrabad, like "hmmm maybe i could sneak into the next theater and watch the internship" level bad. it does sort of come together after that, decaprio is really quite good, and tobey mcguire alternates between being prtty decent whan actually acting with humans, but awful when doing voiceovers, like crazy awful. other than the party scenes, the apartment party in particular, and the car scenes, luhrmann is oddly subdued a lot of the time, and there are other bright moments as well (the floral arrangements in the daisy/nick/gatsby tea scene is a pretty howlingly funny moment actually). most of the female leads are better than expected, although carey mulligan is pretty flat. tom is very well cast and works really well in the part. its def flawed, but much better than i expected while still somehow not being great in any way. music is mostly (with a couple notable exceptions) buried and unobtrusive thank god. weird organ player dude annoyed the shit out of me. no leguizamo.

so yeah theres my review

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Monday, 10 June 2013 18:22 (ten years ago) link

weird organ player dude annoyed the shit out of me. no leguizamo.

plz say this is supposed to be read in the manner of the problematic "no homo" idiom

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link

haha

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Monday, 10 June 2013 18:33 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/SHiFzUl.jpg

乒乓, Friday, 14 June 2013 12:10 (ten years ago) link

dicaprio is actually a genetic mutant who has double the number of facial muscles that a normal human would have

乒乓, Friday, 14 June 2013 12:10 (ten years ago) link

As if he were Hollywood's bully whippet...

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Friday, 14 June 2013 12:13 (ten years ago) link

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7287/8739186504_4fe7f2a405.jpg

am0n, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://vimeo.com/68451324

乒乓, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 06:33 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

The first hour is the comedy of the year. Best moment: Tom's slo-mo slap of Myrtle; CUT TO black guy playing trumpet.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 19 October 2013 12:38 (ten years ago) link

I'm disappointed that as Leo said "we're goign to meet Meyer Wolfsheim, one of the city's most distinguished businessmen" we didn't get CUT TO HUGE SILHOUETTE OF WOLFSHEIM'S QUIVERING JEWISH NOSE instead of THE EYES OF DR. ECKLEBURG or whtaever

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 19 October 2013 13:02 (ten years ago) link

six months pass...

I'm about halfway through and jjjusten is otm, first 20 minutes made me want to tear out my own eyes...but it has kinda surprised me so far. Like, it's not as horrible as I expected. I'm pretending not to hear most of the music. *barf*

Tobey McGuire's narration is distractingly bad. From the initial voiceover I thought I was going to see him in horrible old-man makeup because he sounded so frail and doddering. And the line readings are really weird, strange pauses in weird places...cmon dude

But I dig Leo's Gatsby. He's good with the facial stuff, the way his eyes belie the confidence he's trying to project, it's pretty spot on.

Anyway back to the movie.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 19 April 2014 23:54 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Wtf was dayo talking about? It's so not a love story!

rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, 16 June 2014 07:51 (nine years ago) link

why did you watch this

macklemorange is the new wack (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 16 June 2014 07:53 (nine years ago) link

I'm talking about the book haven't seen the movie

rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, 16 June 2014 17:27 (nine years ago) link

I'm talking about the movie haven't read the book

, Monday, 16 June 2014 17:59 (nine years ago) link

you should it rules

rap steve gadd (D-40), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 21:59 (nine years ago) link

six years pass...

Help.

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— Jared Pechacek (@vandroidhelsing) January 4, 2021

Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 January 2021 16:55 (three years ago) link

Also unperson says the author is actually previously published by an actual publisher? Which is the most surprising thing.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 January 2021 16:56 (three years ago) link

it could be good if it punctures the smooth facade/babe in the woods schtick he and many other narrators use, like uncover some buried rage that he studiously evades in his narration of 'gatsby.' probably bad though.

treeship., Monday, 4 January 2021 17:04 (three years ago) link

The summary reads like the pitch was "I've got it, I'll turn this Fitzgerald character into a Hemingway one."

Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 January 2021 17:06 (three years ago) link


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