internet ads that raise an eyebrow

i've noticed lately that the internet is going crazy about a lot of things. usually i hear about them at the bottom of articles.

so what do we think of this tanner???

http://i.imgur.com/tf0AQ4G.jpg

can't believe she did that herself!

i'm particularly taken by her orange shirt

Family Feud question in the making: name things that send internet into a frenzy.

Unless it broke the internet, I'm not impressed.

This extremely sad college piccolo player has sent the internet into a frenzy

http://i.imgur.com/W6D4P5T.jpg

scott iirc

http://i.imgur.com/eieb3RK.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/xFyleGY.jpg

We've all been there.

we're still down there, in fact.

http://i.imgur.com/m52cP6s.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ecwecZ7.jpg

it's made entirely of hair

yes, but science

http://i.imgur.com/hhEwWwc.jpg

Next: Scientists find source of Addams Family popularity

http://i.imgur.com/WNIdQp2.jpg

the scientists have warned her that a face that beautiful is too dangerous for humanity, we must be shielded from its effects

Thought this was going to be about this crap which the Indy keeps trying to push as an actual story:

http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/marks-and-spencer-didnt-give-an-elderly-couple-two-tea-bags-and-people-on-facebook-cant-cope--bk6seXyCzg

http://i.imgur.com/hdBaqoB.jpg

I see that one a lot and it always irks me -- a woman who is pretty and has long red hair shatters my definition of beauty?

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tim-and-eric-mind-blown.gif

xpost She's actually a few boxes of cookies stapled together

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CP_1XMCUYAA6jaX.jpg:large

http://i.imgur.com/48mf1n4.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/uYsOjfE.png

http://i.imgur.com/OHNAqzr.png

i think they meant to caption it with

The Next Step In Evolution
Are You Ready?

This photo stumped four
Professors and their
Children as well

"Dafuq?" didn't make it past the subeditor.

Barron Trump's IQ completely stunned the world today

http://i.imgur.com/UO6ocsm.png

http://i.imgur.com/cNOtJZD.png

what color is the dress

i made a bad title for this thread. it's supposed to be about intersting internet ads.

https://i.imgur.com/9ox3qFt.png

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DyzxmDEXgAAdaWW.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dx6UicNUYAE-ZFL.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/b3nzjnJ.png

https://i.imgur.com/cGTOUbY.png

and Don't Forget to Die

very nice

um what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6BbMRPFNwE

lol

Fun for the (whole) family.

https://i.imgur.com/Oog4bKJ.png

not gonna lie, i kind of want that hat. especially if the text is pre-distorted so that it's only legible from the angle shown in the image above, but looks crazy from any other angle

it's cool how you're just allowed to straight up lie in online advertisements. i see versions of this ad almost every day, always with today's date as the date that trump has ended yet another obama-era program

https://i.imgur.com/GSUQUwt.png

U.S. ilxors will be familiar with the experience of a product making us all go crazy. it happened just three weeks ago, with the ^^muama ryoko,^^

well, get ready because here we go again

https://i.imgur.com/6vEbPlV.png

anybody got their pair yet? i believe they're called the VisionFocus

I bet optometrists HATE those revolutionary reading glasses.

Were they discovered by someone living in <town_sort_of_near_where_you_live_but_not_quite> because geolocation in the browser is still slightly off?

I admit I was really hoping this would be a thread full of international ads featuring The Rock hawking nonsense

it could still be that thread

i'm not sure what this thread is. i've tried to rebrand it several times but it's struggling

I know what you're thinking with this one, "Where to begin?" Well!

https://i.ibb.co/8dXrPmT/Screen-Shot-2021-02-02-at-4-27-49-PM.png

https://i.imgur.com/rcuqZfb.png

what do you think it is? zooming in? i'm thinking of clicking

https://i.imgur.com/Pwdpfkk.png

ok, FINALLY! when i started this thread, it was because i knew that every once in a while a really special one comes along, and i wanted to make sure there was somewhere to put it. but at the time it was like dang, i can't really find any outstanding ones at the moment...oh well.

but today, i think i finally found what i've been searching for so long

https://i.imgur.com/FIdksrG.png

I’m noticing really jacked dudes with grey beards are all over the clickbait lately. It’s the new bride with a titty out

i'm 37

is this what happens when i age out of the 18-35 demographic? i go from highly coveted, straight to trying to figure out how to get me ripped and pooping at the same time

https://i.imgur.com/nIyEHLu.png

https://i.imgur.com/UqpTjeH.png

One of these days I'll click to find out to what happened to Annie Potts Jr., but not today!

Karl, may I just say that my gratitude for that ad is so profound as to be bottomless.

probably a good 20% of comments on the internet in general are about the AT&T girl

xp: Not the AT&T one. The one with the guy a year younger than me.

I imagine he literally just pooped it out in the ocean and the six pack magically appeared afterward

i laughed so hard at that ad. i pictured a newspaper headline. front page news.

is this what happens when i age out of the 18-35 demographic? i go from highly coveted, straight to trying to figure out how to get me ripped and pooping at the same time

yes, also the 4 worst blood pressure medications

all of my friends lost their shit over the pooping fat guy

did they end up ripped?

yeah they're actually all lifting me over their head rn and begging me to poop

i just noticed that the waves behind him are photoshopped, but in a really funny way:

https://i.imgur.com/qPl9u6T.png

i guess the marketing department at Revival Point's Innovation PoopLab requested some more ocean to the ripped pooper's left, and this IT-based "mirror" solution was the best they could do given the urgency of the Lab's other work

just pathetic.

https://i.imgur.com/t2Lxnhc.png

i've seen better work from the interns down in BoogerZone, and that was years ago and under much more intense circumnstances

the Light Zone in the Darkweb, year: 2045. Photo retouching department, Order _x238Y432, "original vision"

https://i.imgur.com/P3XBMnu.jpg

misread fat as fart and thought maybe he just has a subzero anus? you’re welcome!

damn. that['s like imagining a black hole in another black hole

somewhat related:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/El1Q-zqU0AAPDQZ?format=png&name=small

one of my fav websites, that Interesticle

MAN FINDS WIERD CAVE

Bored man with bad knees accused of melodrama

i was afraid that was actually a close-up of the sub-zero anus ... thank god it is just a wierd cave

hahaha I was just thinking about how many jacked greybeards and Lily from AT&T ads I've seen lately

i am getting ads for commercial real estate in Atlanta, Volkswagen ads for spanish speakers, oh and this one with what look like crimini mushrooms between toes that I didn't get a chance to screenshot

oh and Cleveland. I am getting ads for Cleveland.

Only the penitent man will pass!

one that is currently breaking my brain: "at almost 40 Serena Williams is one of the richest tennis players"

huh no shit

40 Serena Williamses would be very rich indeed

would they though? maybe they would cancel each other out?

only one way to find out

extremely cursed but damn the ending makes me laugh every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3sh1TQnwBI

holy shit every ad for this game is absolutely insane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBAzE-P780E

would bet anything that the actual gameplay is nothing like any of this

What the complete and holistic fuck

Had no idea that we possessed the technology to extract nightmares and trap them inside of smartphone games but I guess we are living in the future after all

Read some pornographic books?

wierd cave

Their 2009 tape on Sacred Bones was killer

https://i.imgur.com/EMFdmXd.jpg

damn

looks like you could comfortably sit in that chair for days

it what the founding fathers would of wanted

Holy shit @ those Emperor and Beauties ads.

https://i.ibb.co/BZrbGfh/2-E153-BB5-9-F7-D-48-F5-B38-F-28-F5-DD283948.jpg

worth the wait!

I'm fascinated by the illustrated woman's studied defecation form (rest forearms upon thighs and grip the knees firmly) and the fact that she apparently removes her shirt entirely before engaging in the act. The tease about a healthier way of cleansing the anus is just gravy imo.

eh?

walking to reduce tommy pic.twitter.com/eePcQ48vn4

— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) May 18, 2021

xp the shirt comes off but the pants stay mostly on!

Yeah, I'm not confident that she's provided enough clearance to avoid having to wash those yoga pants afterward.

xpost When you meet the buddha in the road, swallow him.

those aren't yoga pants, that's a poopsack, c'mon

OMG, I just realized she also has the seat up and is sitting on the actual rim of the toilet. Layers upon layers in this thing.

there are bidet knobs on the side

those aren't yoga pants, that's a poopsack, c'mon

where i'm from, we use socks

to poop in, i mean

(I think it's a bidet ad but I don't want to acknowledge any part of the image that actually makes sense.)

wait a second, though. why is the person sitting directly on the toilet? the lid is up. not the solid lid that you might put down if you wanted another solid surface to eat breakfast on. the lid below that, the one you can sit and defecate through. why did they put that up? is that where the extra health comes from?

That must be why she kept her pants up; the rim of the toilet was too cold or something.

Although I’m starting to think it’s all about the footrest, not necessarily the bidet. The bidet could be a red herring here.

*sits on edge of cold rimmed bidet*
"god i'm cold! this damn bidet!"
*pulls up pants halfway over asshole for warmth*

there was a tushy bidet ad on reddit the other day that was actually about eating ass. sorry I didn't preserve it for the thread.

♪♫A natural beauty should be preserved like a monument to nature♪♫♪

looking for some cleanliness
but there is only filthiness
to fiiiiiiind

wipe to the left
wipe to the right
lookin downstairs
messy behind

I knew this internet ad would pay dividends as well as raising eyebrows

cleansing the anus is just gravy

https://i.ibb.co/wJgDs6V/24437-E48-1-AC8-496-E-BC3-C-B18-EFDDC35-A4.jpg

.........Pardon?

idk, seems pretty straightforward

https://i.imgur.com/gMOYrMe.png

25 EXTREME the worst! can you believe it, game over!

they also liked to me for years, mike

lied

UpbeatNews

'they also liked to me for years', says map

map

https://i.imgur.com/jmkKfay.png

don't crush my core plz

RT 🔁

— Hopper (@hopper) February 26, 2021

I keep getting this ad on my feed and it’s about to give me a stroke. Who is choosing between buying groceries and booking a 5-star hotel? Where is a person with literally no money going to go?

lol, wait does the original ad include the "my last $42" part?

Hope Hopper paid the copyrights for using that screencap!

I assume you only have $42 left because you already bought all the booze you'll need to drink yourself to death, so why not exit this world in a 5-star hotel room? Thanks, the Hopper app!

Ummmmmmmmmmmm

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2c/f5/15/2cf51596bb7479989e87f57a418cc795.jpg

This is from a parody site, right?

https://i.imgflip.com/5dbpfd.jpg

Right?

It was sponsored by Luvs and linked directly to the Luvs website. Maybe someone is trying to get fired?

That Charmin Bear has a lot to answer for.

I mean tbf the tp companies for years now have been inching ever closer to explicitly acknowledging the primary use of their product. I thoroughly expect to see a soiled wad of bumwipe featured in a commercial sometime before I perish.

my dear friend has a nice thread of some of these that he's encountered

running thread of clickbait ads i've enjoyed pic.twitter.com/LU7CglNgQ8

— prefab clout (@aunty_warhol) September 4, 2021

^clever way to leverage clickbait ads into secondary clickbait for your twitter account

"pro level"

he really is a fun and funny guy

https://images.outbrainimg.com/transform/v3/eyJpdSI6ImU3NzA5YzFmYTY0MWI0MzZhYThkNzM2MjYyOTM0OGU3ZmVjYjEzN2NkYjkxOWFiYzk1MTRlNGI2NzQxM2U3ZmIiLCJ3IjozMDAsImgiOjIyMCwiZCI6MS41LCJjcyI6MCwiZiI6NH0.webp We Can Guess Your Education Level in 12 Questions

question 1 - what was your highest level of education

lol

https://i.imgur.com/p4DqSIT.png

what are they trying to tell me? how could this possibly result in money for them, if i stop wearing underwear?

you have to buy a naked body to sleep in, that's how they get ya

perhaps the point of the ads is to convince you to *continue* wearing underwear

this is clearly an organized campaign by Big Underpants Gnome

but all i see, if i stop wearing underwear, is an attractive woman and some really soft underwear (not mine, but they look very nice)

that doesn't seem so bad. so, i guess i'll stop wearing underwear then

That underwear was originally white

and what about the body
dear god

maybe i'm reading them wrong. they say

WHEN YOU START
SLEEPING NAKED,
THIS IS WHAT WILL
HAPPEN

and

WHAT HAPPENS TO
YOUR BODY WHEN
YOU STOP WEARING
UNDERWEAR

maybe those are actually questions, put out there without question marks, by someone out there searching for an answer? that would make more sense, as far as what would be the point of the ad, then they currently stand

it's like, when i start sleeping naked, maybe this will happen? (an attractive woman rests peacefully by my side) possibly?

and man, though, what DOES happen to your body when you stop wearing underwear, anyway?

when there's no more room in pants, farts will walk the earth

https://i.ibb.co/D1pjZMx/Screenshot-2022-01-13-1-38-32-AM.png

Placing luggage in a hotel room's bathtub has a legitimate purpose.

But the toilet paper thing doesn't.

Kind of? In the bathtub instance one could get the same benefit from leaving the bags in the car until you've inspected the room.

The chances of a hotel room having bedbugs is small, just like the size of the creatures.

this raises concerns about the likelihood of finding a grizzly bear in the room

my eyebrow is raised tbf

The article contained several odd household tricks. One claimed it would be good to put hairbrushes in the dishwasher. Another advised about pouring various liquids down the drain, which we covered in two previous fact checks about dish soap and salt. We also found a questionable oven cleaning tip, plus purported bread uses, which we also covered in the past.

On page 41, which was the last page, a toilet paper roll trick was finally revealed. However, it had nothing to do with placing it under a toilet seat at night. It simply advised to attach a cardboard roll to a vacuum cleaner hose to reach crevices.

The 41-page article never mentioned a word about why to always place a toilet paper roll under a toilet seat at night. It was nothing but clickbait. We clicked “next page” 40 times so you don’t have to.

We looked to home improvement websites such as BobVila.com to see if there was perhaps a legitimate purpose for the toilet paper roll or a red cup going under the seat. However, we found no such tips, tricks, or “life hacks.”

After this story was published, a reader sent in a tip that said an empty toilet paper roll propping up the seat might be a helpful warning to the next person to enter the stall that there’s no toilet paper.

The other way to tell the next person is to wipe your ass with all of the guest towels

Why not make it weird this Mother's Day.

https://i.redd.it/8b10knd72ro81.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/WxkWSuB.png

The Only 3 Body Parts You Need...

my ride-or-die team of 3 is: hand, eye, brain

willing to sub out the brain for something else, depending on how shitty the rest of life is in this theoretical place

xpost Good choices. If you relinquish your vagina you don't have to worry about what to feed it.

as far as dried boogers go, if you're looking to "fix" them then you're also "missing out on a burgeoning 'can't miss' market of secondary booger sales"

the #1 sign that fungus is taking over your body is that you've noticed that Second Lieutenant Mushroom Man is really crabby lately

https://i.imgur.com/SAF0S4j.png

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https://i.imgur.com/lOVEzsw.png

really thought this was for A+ ranting on BBB, for a second was very interested in checking that out

https://i.imgur.com/r3AB3Eg.png

is she doing osamathumbsup.jpg

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/nIQAAOSw7iNfAzqk/s-l1600.jpg

that death stranding lyfe

https://i.imgur.com/rPvGI2P.png

I dunno, I'm seeing lots of sugar in this ad.

haha

that last panel would fit on the 'up your arse' thread as well

https://i.ibb.co/qgtpzC5/Clipboard01.jpg

"Hang on, let me put this wearable device on" would, imho, constitute an awkward interruption.

https://mobileimages.lowes.com/productimages/c14372b9-d19f-4b4c-93ab-8174c598348e/62998348.jpg

Yes, of course the reasons stated on the bottle are why I'm buying a gallon of delicious coyote urine