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Am currently watching the Chicago Fire vs. DC United in the first round of the playoffs. Does anyone else on ILX follow the MLS?

dan m, Friday, 26 October 2007 01:54 (sixteen years ago) link

PS Fire 1, United 0 at the half.

dan m, Friday, 26 October 2007 01:54 (sixteen years ago) link

We've all totally lost interest because our glorious hero David Beckham is no longer involved. Sorry.

Just got offed, Friday, 26 October 2007 01:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, that's right, my team kicked his broke ass out on Sunday.

dan m, Friday, 26 October 2007 01:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Any excuse to watch this again.

Just got offed, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:09 (sixteen years ago) link

is blanco playing? soccernet isn't working for me right now

gbx, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Golaso de De Rosario

Blanco started, but he hasn't had much of a game thus far.

dan m, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:40 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm marginally interested. when my town, seattle, gets a team in '09 i'm sure i'll be way more into it

jergïns, Friday, 26 October 2007 03:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Some friends of mine saw (the US) Chivas this last weekend. Said it was straight bollocks.

admrl, Friday, 26 October 2007 04:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Welcome, shit-talking British people.

dan m, Friday, 26 October 2007 04:40 (sixteen years ago) link

The game ended 1-0. DC put in their goal-scorers in the second half but they didn't do much of anything either. Leg 2 is in a week in DC.

dan m, Friday, 26 October 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Also, it occured to me that Brits ought to know "bollocks" football when they see it, considering their national team.

dan m, Friday, 26 October 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, the British National Football Team has a long and varied history.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 26 October 2007 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link

"Brits" = the English. No Scots would call themselves "Brits".

everything, Friday, 26 October 2007 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Sorry, you're right.

dan m, Friday, 26 October 2007 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link

First round:

Chivas over KC
Revs over NY
Houston over Dallas
Fire over DC

After that, I don't know.

dan m, Friday, 26 October 2007 20:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Any excuse to watch this again.

Great free kick, not sure about this "upper 90" term instead of the traditional "postage stamp" or even "top corner".

Is that Tim Lovejoy MLS show still on?

onimo, Friday, 26 October 2007 20:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Conference finals are set:

✧✧✧@✧.✧.
K.C.@Houston

NE looked assy in their 1-0 win over New York. Aside from the fact that the Fire have to play in their huge, empty stadium, on turf, I think they have a great shot of breaking the playoff curse vs. the Revs. Houston should roll over KC.

dan m, Monday, 5 November 2007 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Stupid ILX, those aren't email addresses

Chi AT N.E.

dan m, Monday, 5 November 2007 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

So the season starts tomorrow, does anyone care?

dan m, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes, I'm going to New Jersey to watch like 7 hours of MLS tomorrow, since our first game isn't until Apr 5.

Laurel, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/powerranking?cc=5901

dan m, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link

lol: Riquelme to MLS?

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-spw-soccer9apr09,1,6870991.story

dan m, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 15:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Similarly, if Riquelme plays for Argentina in its June 8 friendly against the U.S. at Giants Stadium, all it will take for him to reject any move is one look at the dreadful, patched-up, threadbare, NFL-logoed carpet that passes for a soccer field at the Meadowlands.

ahahahahaha

dan m, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 15:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Seattle Alliance, Seattle Republic and Seattle FC beaten out by popular opinion. New Team:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2008/04/07/2004333628.jpg

mizzell, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link

meet the new team
same as the old team

dan m, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 16:55 (sixteen years ago) link

with an FC!

mizzell, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Dan kind of sold me on Emerald City FC, I don't think it got a fair chance...but good for them, anyway. Nice work chucking the proverbial monkey wrench in the league's plans.

Laurel, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 17:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Although I did read a decent rejoinder from a Seattle fan somewhere who said they were happy that E.C.F.C. didn't get picked b/c they'd be spared all the teasing and the stupid jokes (especially when KC came to town).

dan m, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link

even though i voted for just seattle fc, i'm happy with the name.

jergïns, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link

pretty uncringeworthy as far as u.s. professional soccer team names go, historically speaking, anyhow

dell, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Didn't Chicago almost get called something really lame?

Laurel, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 17:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh god, I'm not sure since I haven't followed the team for that long, but I remember reading a reference somewhere online to calling the team the "Rhythm"? GAG

dan m, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 17:56 (sixteen years ago) link

YES, that's what I was thinking of. Can you imagine? SO MANY JOEKS, I CANNOT DECIDE

Laurel, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link

The K.C. Wiz has to be stupidest ever, even taking the NASL into account.

dan m, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 17:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Dallas Burn & Tampa Bay Mutiny pretty close behind

mizzell, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link

still, i don't sneeze at their rhythm method-inspired offsides trap

all football strategies should take cues from dodgy birth control methods

like the d.c. united 7-up douche corner kick formation

dell, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link

worst logo
http://web.mlsnet.com/imgs/logos/t102_md.gif
it looks like the label on some weird 90s era mirco brewed soda.

mizzell, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link

DC are douches, that is for sure.

dan m, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 18:05 (sixteen years ago) link

i first read that as "micc10 brewed soda"

step away from computer, dell

but yeah, that's a fitting description

either that, or the failed irish-amer hip hop band that lost it to house of pain

dell, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 18:06 (sixteen years ago) link

best NASL team logo

dan m, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

ESPN talking heads going off on streamers being tossed at games:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8pgexephJM&eurl=http://theoffsiderules.blogspot.com/

dan m, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link

i was watching that game on the telly. i thought the streamers fiasco was pretty funny. Actually it was a pretty decent game, although I'm perfectly aware that the "open" style of play was down to no defending on either side whatsoever.

Whoever the guy in that video was ranting is a total fuckwit.

Gukbe, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

My girlfriend and I were thinking about going to a Revolution match this season. Any suggestions on which? Neither of us follow the MLS closely. LA is out as its sold out.

Allen, Friday, 13 June 2008 02:30 (fifteen years ago) link

HAI GUISE I M GOING TO DC TOMORROW. Wish ush luck.

Laurel, Friday, 13 June 2008 13:19 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

LOL:

In a pair of sweeping changes brought about by a Major League Soccer season in meltdown, the Los Angeles Galaxy today removed Alexi Lalas as team president and general manager and Ruud Gullit as coach.

In its official statement on the changes, AEG, which owns the team, said that Gullit had resigned "for personal reasons" and that Lalas' contract was up at the end of the year and that the team decided to part company now rather than wait.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 August 2008 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link

that's what you get for spending all your salary cap (plus some lol) on three players

dan m, Monday, 11 August 2008 18:41 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm so happy, really. They deserved the boot.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 August 2008 18:42 (fifteen years ago) link

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LOVE YOU
WE LOVE YOU
WE LOVE YOU
AND WHERE YOU PLAY WE'LL FOLLOW
WE'LL FOLLOW
WE'LL FOLLOW

Congrats to NY for completely stuffing DC yesterday and making a lot of people very happy.

Laurel, Monday, 11 August 2008 18:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Lalas is such a tool, really. I remember hearing him say, in all earnestness, that the Gals would be the first MLS "superclub".

dan m, Monday, 11 August 2008 18:44 (fifteen years ago) link

unrelated but lolzy imo

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3280/2747960611_1768d99d5e.jpg

Ned we've got the Gals on Thursday night next week, should be a good one.

dan m, Monday, 11 August 2008 18:45 (fifteen years ago) link

unrelated but lolzy imo

Hahah.

I remember hearing him say, in all earnestness, that the Gals would be the first MLS "superclub".

headinhands.gif

Please, by all means, do what needs doing next Thursday.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 August 2008 18:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Do you follow the league, Ned? That brings us to what, 3-4 ilxor MLS fans? 5 next year when jergins has a team to cheer for in Seattle!

dan m, Monday, 11 August 2008 18:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Lalas has been a tool since at least 1998, when he was briefly a MetroStar. Then he came back nearly a decade later to sell us out to Red Bull, uh I mean, help the team "transition".

Laurel, Monday, 11 August 2008 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Lalas has been a tool since at least 1998

Oh I'd take it back four years. I remember when I first saw him I was all "Who IS this Spin Doctors-looking MFer?" (Hardly an original sentiment, of course.)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 August 2008 18:56 (fifteen years ago) link

The B|gS0cc3r dorks have been speculating that Gullit, at least, was going to leave since he put his house up for sale a couple of weeks ago. Really, though, it's not his fault. Lalas spent stupidly, and even though the league looks the other way at their salary cap issues, they still can't defend worth a shit (in a league known for lousy D to begin with).

dan m, Monday, 11 August 2008 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

major, major Beckham/LA lolz to be had here

A bold plan drawn up by assholes to screw morons (dan m), Friday, 19 September 2008 21:01 (fifteen years ago) link

And I'm going to say the same thing: the only flaw in this glorious quilt of hilarity is that Hitler is obviously a DC United fan.

Laurel, Friday, 19 September 2008 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand we're back! With a surprise goal...FROM OUR KEEPER.

Vampire romances depend on me (Laurel), Monday, 20 October 2008 14:19 (fifteen years ago) link

keeper goals are teh best :)

Ludo, Monday, 20 October 2008 14:22 (fifteen years ago) link

he actually scored in his first match ever haha wow.

Ludo, Monday, 20 October 2008 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, Cepero was the hero of the day even though honestly that's a pretty ungraceful goal compared to, say, any of JPA's.

Vampire romances depend on me (Laurel), Monday, 20 October 2008 14:31 (fifteen years ago) link

I watched the youtube of that last night, pretty amazing. Who says playing on turf over concrete doesn't pay off once in a while?

I'm dragging ass after a weekend of MLSing myself after traveling to Toronto with Chicago supporters this weekend. Despite only spending about 24hrs there, it's a nice city and has a notch higher intensity atmosphere at game time than what I'm used to. Pretty amazing swing on the extremes of behavior there, from being presented with a banner by a TFC fan group to having small objects thrown at us from outside the stadium.

Also some people decided taunting us by chanting "we have healthcare" would be pretty funny.

big louie moilolnen (dan m), Monday, 20 October 2008 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link

In their defense, that is actually pretty funny.

Vampire romances depend on me (Laurel), Monday, 20 October 2008 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link

See you on Thursday! Not really. But y'know metaphorically.

Vampire romances depend on me (Laurel), Monday, 20 October 2008 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Is JPA still running things? I love that guy

Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Monday, 20 October 2008 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Playoffs start tonight! FUCK NEW ENGLAND

big louie moilolnen (dan m), Thursday, 30 October 2008 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Chicago Fire best goals 2008

big louie moilolnen (dan m), Thursday, 30 October 2008 16:57 (fifteen years ago) link

I can't bring myself to watch that. I'll be sitting in the cold on Saturday, though, to watch us get slaughtered by You're Just A Street in Manhattan.

Vampire romances depend on me (Laurel), Thursday, 30 October 2008 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Hey didn't NJRB beat them like 3-1 at home though? That turf's got to be good for something.

big louie moilolnen (dan m), Thursday, 30 October 2008 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link

It's good for bad bounces, just ask Cepero!

No, okay, I'm just priming myself for the worst. It's not like I'm going to the next leg in TX, or probably even the resulting road trips if we go through.

Vampire romances depend on me (Laurel), Thursday, 30 October 2008 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link

woah, blanco scores some screamers there

coznebb (cozwn), Thursday, 30 October 2008 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Sounders sign Swedish star Ljungberg
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/soccer/385427_sounders29.html

people that know more than i can say whether this is a good or bad move, but i'm heartened to see them trying

jelky (jergins), Thursday, 30 October 2008 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Those blue and green uniforms are the colors of a Nerf toy.

Vampire romances depend on me (Laurel), Thursday, 30 October 2008 17:15 (fifteen years ago) link

XBOX yech

jelky (jergins), Thursday, 30 October 2008 17:15 (fifteen years ago) link

a cliche by now (you can do it in FIFA) but still my fave blanco moment

coznebb (cozwn), Thursday, 30 October 2008 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Seattle sounds like it's going to be for real next year, or at least the second coming of TFC in terms of popularity. They've already had like 16-some thousand season tickets sold, plus their own underwear model star player, plus Casey Keller in goal. Freddy Ljungberg could be a good thing, but they're playing on field turf at Quest, so his knees could take a beating.

xpost I saw him do the Cuauhtemina against Columbus, always a treat.

The best Blanco moments are all from the Mexican League. The greatest of all time is at 3:17 of this video, but they're all hilarious.

big louie moilolnen (dan m), Thursday, 30 October 2008 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link

glol@banderillero, temo arana & 3:17! he's a real innovator!

at 2:41 is that guy doing a nazi salute (replete w/hitler mustache)?!

3:17 echoes:

coznebb (cozwn), Thursday, 30 October 2008 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Signing Ljungberg will most likely prove to be a terrible move considering he's the most injury prone player ever and hasn't been decent since like 03/04

sonderangerbot, Thursday, 30 October 2008 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link

at 2:41 is that guy doing a nazi salute (replete w/hitler mustache)?!

You mean the goalkeeper? He's mocking Blanco's usual goal celebration pose.

http://www.mediotiempo.com/images/noticias/36193.jpg

big louie moilolnen (dan m), Thursday, 30 October 2008 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link

oh, slightly less awesomeoffensive

coznebb (cozwn), Thursday, 30 October 2008 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm going to Columbus on Thursday. Fuck Columbus!

Your original display name will be displayed in brackets. (dan m), Monday, 10 November 2008 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link

We all hate the yellow football team
The yellow football team
The yellow football team

Fred Dalton Township (Laurel), Monday, 10 November 2008 16:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Anyway, I didn't see if but I heard good things about our win over You're-just-a-street-in-Manhattan on Sunday. Staving off crushing defeat for one more week, eh Metro?

Fred Dalton Township (Laurel), Monday, 10 November 2008 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link

I came home from the grocery store, turned on Telefutura, and couldn't believe my eyes. And it was still 1-0!

I mean, more power to them, Houston is tough, but it really does bring to light how weird the playoff system is.

Your original display name will be displayed in brackets. (dan m), Monday, 10 November 2008 16:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Some blame also due to the NY team itself for ridic inconsistency. Because like the little girl of the poem: when they're good, they play tolerable football, but when they're bad, they're horrid.

Fred Dalton Township (Laurel), Monday, 10 November 2008 16:15 (fifteen years ago) link

BRAD GUZAN

Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Monday, 10 November 2008 16:15 (fifteen years ago) link

I read he played well in the UEFA cup last week! He hasn't balded enough to be a starting American goalie in England yet, though.

Your original display name will be displayed in brackets. (dan m), Monday, 10 November 2008 16:18 (fifteen years ago) link

He was a man possessed, basically won the game himself

He's only 24, he has plenty of time to lose his hair and learn Brad Senior's secrets

Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Monday, 10 November 2008 16:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Then Brad Senior has his farewell season at Houston before being ceremonially cast in bronze ("Tipping Over 25-Yard Bullard Thunderbolt") and launched into space so that the Martians may gaze in wonder...

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 10 November 2008 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Both Brads are members of the "not good enough to sign for Celtic" club (think Jr was a work permit issue, but Sr was knocked back in favour of, er, Gordon Marshall - we had Shay Given on trial at the same time, and sent him packing as well).

ailsa, Monday, 10 November 2008 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Columbus ends up winning it all in the final against Laurel's RBNY. Personally, I think the best thing about MLS cup this year is this picture of Alexi Lalas.

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n119/bahns82/PB231045.jpg

Your original display name will be displayed in brackets. (dan m), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 02:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Hel-LOOOOOO, Seattle!

One Community Service Mummy, hold the Straightedge Merman (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link

See you in March, ya bastards.

One Community Service Mummy, hold the Straightedge Merman (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Jergins, that means you. Are you going to go out for the Sounders?

One Community Service Mummy, hold the Straightedge Merman (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link

The main reason I'll watch a sport on TV is to see the best in the world do what they do. Hence, NBA fan, not NCAA bball. I'd watch Euro leagues stuff but fuck a "major league" soccer.

Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Hey thanks for that insightful commentary!

Your original display name will be displayed in brackets. (dan m), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Clearly a team player at heart.

One Community Service Mummy, hold the Straightedge Merman (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

"a sport" = the red red litmus of "no sport in soul"

country matters, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link

you're welcome, dan m.

Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

i only watch all-star games

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link

I only watch games if there's beer-drinking involved somehow.

One Community Service Mummy, hold the Straightedge Merman (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Cuauhtemoc was MVP of the MLS all-star game.

Your original display name will be displayed in brackets. (dan m), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link

I only watch games if there's beerBudweiser-drinking involved somehow.

fixed?

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link

The main reason I'll listen to a music on my iTunes shuffle is to hear the best of the best do what they do. Hence, dubstep fan, but not freak-folk. I'd listen to Euro house stuff but fuck an "acid rave" reunion.

country matters, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link

rong bord

Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, i'm even thinking about getting season tickets for the sounders. excit3ed!!

jergins, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link

I only watch Spain and Barcelona on TV!

Your original display name will be displayed in brackets. (dan m), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Depending on the schedule, I will probably be in Seattle for Fire/Sounders.

Your original display name will be displayed in brackets. (dan m), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link

The main reason I'll eat food is to taste the best flavors in the world. If my reservations at Babbo fall through, fuck cooking a noodle.

One Community Service Mummy, hold the Straightedge Merman (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link

It's a hungry life sometimes, but my greatness purifies my soul.

One Community Service Mummy, hold the Straightedge Merman (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:27 (fifteen years ago) link

wow you guys are so owning me. i can't even hold that opinion anymore. great parallels being drawn here. A++ work, pats on backs all around.

Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:28 (fifteen years ago) link

*eat A food, please.

country matters, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:28 (fifteen years ago) link

y'all love iranian league baseball too, dontchya

Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:28 (fifteen years ago) link

No, rly, thank YOU for enlivening the post-5 o'clock slump. Perfectly timed, I was in danger of falling asleep at my desk.

One Community Service Mummy, hold the Straightedge Merman (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link

above all we love sanctimonious pronouncements on which sport one deigns to watch

country matters, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:30 (fifteen years ago) link

granny u in dainger of sounding like a granny!!

jergins, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link

yes i was totally sanctimonious. great reading.

Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Mmmmm, Budweiser.

One Community Service Mummy, hold the Straightedge Merman (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:32 (fifteen years ago) link

just think one day soon you may be able to have it all, granny dainger:

http://goal.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/10/14/barcelona-to-bid-for-mls-team/

Your original display name will be displayed in brackets. (dan m), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:32 (fifteen years ago) link

i only watch curvy Colombian players

velko, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:33 (fifteen years ago) link

guys there's some 8yr olds playing at the local indoor arena. should i save you seats?

Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link

bad compariso. i'd way rather watch that than mls on tv.

Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.supersoccerstars.com/

Those 8-yr-olds are the future of American soccer, plus totally adorable. Would spectate again.

One Community Service Mummy, hold the Straightedge Merman (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:36 (fifteen years ago) link

USA u-20 women are in the semis of their world cup.

Your original display name will be displayed in brackets. (dan m), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link

They beat the hell out of England the other night, I watched it on Galavision.

Your original display name will be displayed in brackets. (dan m), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link

I like watching MLS in person. I don't like drinking Budweiser in person. Has to be over the phone.

Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link

i only watch curvly Colombian players

http://idata.over-blog.com/1/97/88/51/football-1/img_11-1-.jpg

country matters, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^is up for US Soccer hall of fame induction

Your original display name will be displayed in brackets. (dan m), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:40 (fifteen years ago) link

along with escobar

country matters, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:45 (fifteen years ago) link

i heard it as 'ziggy' before i read it but now that i've gotten over that he seems like a good choice
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/othersports/392212_sounders16.html

jergins, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 07:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Sigi Piggy is just following the $. Oh and I guess his brother lives in Seattle. Media accounts I have read say that the Seattle ownership are top class, however.

BTW jergins, I don't know how closely you follow the league but Seattle took Fire mid Stephen "The Author" King in the expansion draft -- a good choice.

Finally, front/back of the New England hate scarf I got at tonight's S8 board meeting: "ANTI-REVS"/"PAUL REVERE WAS A SNITCH".

riper ethnic cauldrons (dan m), Thursday, 18 December 2008 04:28 (fifteen years ago) link

rumors of damarcus beasley returning to the fire oh please please please please PLEASE be true

┃♜ฺ│♞ฺ│♝ฺ│♛ฺ│♚ฺ│♝ฺ│♞ฺ│♜ฺ┃ (dan m), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

it's not a draft it's a SUPERDRAFT

jelky (jergins), Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link

OHOHOHOHOHO ZING FROM ALEXI LALAS

"Eddie Vedder has a better chance of making an impact in Seattle than Freddie Ljungberg"

YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS (dan m), Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:36 (fifteen years ago) link

no matter how hard they try this will just never be like the drafts in the other sports

YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS (dan m), Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link

alexi lolus, ljungberg is a good looking man. get your priorities in order and help GROW THE GAME

jelky (jergins), Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link

who won the last MLS league? houston?

Michael B, Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link

cowlumbus

YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS (dan m), Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link

the league is never going to grow if they keep pre-signing college kids to contracts with the express intent of making money on selling them to mid-table european clubs

YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS (dan m), Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link

what's a good mls blog

jelky (jergins), Thursday, 15 January 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.soccerbyives.com
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/soccerinsider/

both don't focus exclusively on MLS but do a really good job of covering the USMNT and the league

YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS (dan m), Thursday, 15 January 2009 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link

er, shit, http://www.soccerbyives.net, not .com

YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS (dan m), Thursday, 15 January 2009 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link

thanks, perfect

jelky (jergins), Thursday, 15 January 2009 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.goal.com/en-US/ has good articles and blogs, too.

YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS (dan m), Thursday, 15 January 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link

OK I'm happy, the Fire traded up and snagged local boy Baggio Husidic.

YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS (dan m), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Please tell me his parents named him after Il Divin Codino.

The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:46 (fifteen years ago) link

yup

Husidic was born in northwest Bosnia and grew up idolizing Italian soccer legend Roberto Baggio. His father began calling him Baggio instead of his given name, Adis, and the new moniker stuck. Zarif Husidic, a former professional soccer player, owned a nearby mall and called it Baggio for his son.

YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS (dan m), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:50 (fifteen years ago) link

That sponsor sounds like a good idea, until all the players realize they won't make money until they sign other players. Then those players sign other players, and those players sign other players..,

Posted by: Squard | January 27, 2009 at 10:50 AM

ambassador of france (jergins), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Oh good christ, I saw some shit about that. The author of that blog is a class A moron. He's a self-styled "hooligan" and I'm not even kidding. His supporter group is called "Huds0n Str33t H00ligans", like after the shitty shitty Elijah Wood movie... He also got his nose bloodied by some S8ers when he and some of his punk friends tried to start a fight. Then they ran away.

It's a pointless, stupid waste of energy, but I really hate Crew fans.

unrelated:

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/5749/128806024689745170.jpg

-:¦:-•(¯'•omg•'¯)•-:¦:- (dan m), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 01:15 (fifteen years ago) link

getting v excited except that drew carey's been ubiquitous around town this week

cathlamet wa (jergins), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 23:40 (fifteen years ago) link

I confess I hope the Sounders put a hurt on NY.

(sry Laurel)

-:¦:-•(¯'•omg•'¯)•-:¦:- (dan m), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 04:20 (fifteen years ago) link

jergins, do you have season tickets? It's surprising how many have been sold. I hope that the majority are not just seeking a novelty, but stick with the team. The league needs fans like that.

-:¦:-•(¯'•omg•'¯)•-:¦:- (dan m), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 04:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Got my Chivas USA season tickets this year :)

sous les paves, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 05:25 (fifteen years ago) link

According to the internet, this afternoon Vancouver will be announced as the next expansion city.

-:¦:-•(¯'•omg•'¯)•-:¦:- (dan m), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 15:58 (fifteen years ago) link

The more I care about my team's results, the less fun it is to be a fan of this sport. Now I understand why Ben used to try and dissuade people instead of encouraging them to come to games. This is a lifetime of hurt, isn't it.

Gleefully anticipating/dreading tomorrow night.

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:08 (fifteen years ago) link

This is a lifetime of hurt, isn't it.

:D

POLLonius (country matters), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Hey, at least they can't be relegated.

-:¦:-•(¯'•omg•'¯)•-:¦:- (dan m), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link

is it at all difficult to get new york tickets if they're home to DC united the weekend i'm in town?

caek, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link

lol dan, was that aimed at me and my beloved Addicks by any chance...

POLLonius (country matters), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link

xxp No and, to be honest, after 1998 and '99, every way is "up" for the Metros. I'm secretly pleased just to CARE about whether we win or lose because there's actually some chance of either.

xp Ahahahahah NO. Although if you want some fun, email me about getting a ticket in the supporters' end.

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link

xp yup, well, that and MLS clubs really can't be relegated

-:¦:-•(¯'•omg•'¯)•-:¦:- (dan m), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Section 101, where all the supporters' clubs are concentrated, seats about 1000 (not that anyone ever sits) and it's never full except for Beckham games because the stadium mgmt seats non-club people in there after a certain window.

Oh yeah, it's also the only section in the ground where standing is allowed.

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:15 (fifteen years ago) link

I was gonna say: NY play in a stadium that can hold what, 80,000? And they're lucky to draw 20?

-:¦:-•(¯'•omg•'¯)•-:¦:- (dan m), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:16 (fifteen years ago) link

thanks laurel, i will talk to friends and get back to you.

20 people? just how lame is it? aren't DC a draw these days (i am out of the loop)

caek, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link

also, lol standing! i will wear my casual gear that i can't get away with in the uk because it is the equivalent of the confederate flag in the usa.

caek, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Haha sorry, I meant 20,000. Yeah, it's not quite *that* bad. DC v. NY is a big rivalry.

-:¦:-•(¯'•omg•'¯)•-:¦:- (dan m), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:37 (fifteen years ago) link

NY v DC will be a crazy game to see, actually. Can't guarantee anything about the PLAY, but the Empire End will be interesting. And I think we're allowed flags this year, altho sadly any pyro is still out.

caek, let me know how many people you're talking about, total -- we have limits for guests so I'd have to get extras through other people.

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link

dan, i bought a half-season, every other game. i am still scratching my head that they managed to sell 20,000 season tickets. the USL team drew what, 2000 disinterested spectators, maybe? the economy's better here than most places, but still. maybe fredy montero has a secret society.

oh yeah also pics here of how they 'soccerfied' the stadium. i'm going to take pictures tomorrow, too.

cathlamet wa (jergins), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Relegation keeps it lively.

sisut, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Good job, Jergs. I shd get a half-seas pass too, I'm just slightly leery of taking that leap from buying tix every week as needed.

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:49 (fifteen years ago) link

total i'm talking about 2-4 ppl, but if they all want to go we'd be happy to make our own arrangements. if it's just me + 1 then help with tix with the cool kids would be awesome! but we're in town for other stuff and not all of them are into sport, so i don't know. when do you need to know by? and thanks!

caek, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Those numbers should be fine -- season ticketholders have some additional options for getting blocks of seats so I'm sure I can buy from someone. Prices will be around $20 ea.

We'll talk about transport and details closer to the date, eh?

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link

for reals. thanks! don't buy any yet, but i just sent the email and should have a better idea by next week. is that ok?

caek, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:04 (fifteen years ago) link

ah you're gonna have fun, laurel's people know how to have a good time it sounds like

cathlamet wa (jergins), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh god yeah, no rush. I don't plan any of these things til like a week before.

There'll be like a 6-hour tailgate in the parking lot, too -- I'm going to recommend you find a way to come to that, just for sheer quantities of beer & food. There'll be one cook, one menu, and a flat price for all-day eating (if it's like last year). TBD.

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link

cool! i'm just over for a long weekend for party times and a columbia visit so i'm definitely down for a great many beers.

ny people should come to see our film, btw. i will take that to the other thread.

caek, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link

The activity on the thread today has led me to get off my ass and pay for my season tix. So excited you guys!

-:¦:-•(¯'•omg•'¯)•-:¦:- (dan m), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Amazingness-to-be: Mike Petke's blog for ESPN.

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Also I am in this Red Bulls promo video for about half a second!

http://vimeo.com/3723817

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Wow. I'm really surprised that Montero guy isn't like playing for Arsenal instead of Seattle.

-:¦:-•(¯'•omg•'¯)•-:¦:- (dan m), Friday, 20 March 2009 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link

srsly. what a joy he is to watch

cathlamet wa (jergins), Friday, 20 March 2009 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Did you get my text, Jergs? You are the lucky second recipient, after Dan, of my drunken game-day messages to fans in other cities. Nice work last night even tho I feel clobbered.

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Friday, 20 March 2009 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Which is partly cos I went out after the game.

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Friday, 20 March 2009 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link

I've never seen so many people at Nevada's for an MLS game as I did last night (outside of the '09 cup semi- and final). That place was full. And there were two fights! Classic.

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Friday, 20 March 2009 16:38 (fifteen years ago) link

haha that was you! in my (drunken) postgame stupor i wasn't sure.

did the confetti glitter on the field on tv or did it just look like bits of garbage?

cathlamet wa (jergins), Friday, 20 March 2009 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link

I assumed it was glossy promo cards and/or torn programs, actually.

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Friday, 20 March 2009 16:45 (fifteen years ago) link

I watched it because the Hoops Tourney was so bad. Great crowd (I'm really happy for Seattle after the Sonics debacle), but not really good soccer. I'm hoping it is just first game rust and all, but outside of Montero both sides looked pretty sloppy and tentative, with the worst aerial work I've seen in ages. Guys looked happy just to get a head on it and then look around to see where it went.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 20 March 2009 16:52 (fifteen years ago) link

NY looked terrible, the desperate long aerial passes HAVE GOT TO GO. That was a problem all last year too, though. I can't diagnose the problem in any more detail because I don't really understand where everyone is supposed to be on the field and whose responsibility it is to be in certain places.

I can say that we would have probably scored two goals with no extra effort last night if there had just been ANYONE in place to catch rebounds off of Keller.

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Friday, 20 March 2009 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link

The game was crazy in part because of the hype surrounding the new team and the start of the year. I've never seen an MLS game be so frantic as it was in the first 15 minutes or so.

I'm no fan of the long aerial game either, but unfortunately that's the nature of the league sometimes. It would be great for New York if Dane Richards could use his left foot once in a while, but since he can't it's off to the races. Seattle's defense really seemed to know where to hold the line to stop New York, which has got to be a coaching thing.

-:¦:-•(¯'•omg•'¯)•-:¦:- (dan m), Friday, 20 March 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link

It's definitely a coaching thing that we played a 4-5-1 with no one who could get the job done in the midfield.

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Friday, 20 March 2009 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Our Chicago, we love you so! Like heroin, Fire a drug for Chicago! Just like hashish, or LSD, for the Fire it's complete insanity!

-:¦:-•(¯'•omg•'¯)•-:¦:- (dan m), Saturday, 21 March 2009 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm going to a watch party at a bar this evening that is hosted by a bunch of Polish skinhead guys. $2 Okocim drafts. It's going to be great.

-:¦:-•(¯'•omg•'¯)•-:¦:- (dan m), Saturday, 21 March 2009 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link

looooove the old Okocim graphics, need to be posted all the time, every thread
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/b-okocim3.jpg

skamokawa WA (jergins), Saturday, 21 March 2009 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link

I hate how all the teams have foreign sounding names. Just call yourself the goddamn Pasadena Bobcats or something.

boner state university (cankles), Saturday, 21 March 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Excellent. So THAT'S why you were sending drunk texts on Saturday. Sorry it wasn't under better circumstances.

First tailgate of the year, coming right up....

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Monday, 23 March 2009 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe tilt-shift is starting to feel a little played, but still, this is cool, from the sounders/nyrb game
http://seattlest.com/attachments/seattle_seth/sounders_tilt.jpg

bow-edison wa (jergins), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link

makes the turf look like it's made of plastic or something! oh wait

-:¦:-•(¯'•omg•'¯)•-:¦:- (dan m), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

bow-edison wa (jergins), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Alexi LOLas has his own snarky vid-blog feature on MLS's website.

facepalm

-:¦:-•(¯'•omg•'¯)•-:¦:- (dan m), Thursday, 26 March 2009 23:10 (fifteen years ago) link

nice. need more africans imo.
and le toux is from france, time to color that one in

bow-edison wa (jergins), Friday, 27 March 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link

imo one of the great things about soccer/futbol in general is how your interest can spread because of players you like. Because of Bakary Soumare and Gonzalo Segares from the Fire's back line, I'm going to be looking out for the scores of Mali and Costa Rica's qualifiers this weekend in addition to the Fire and USA games.

That being said, the fact that the league does not take all international dates off is pretty hilariously stupid.

-:¦:-•(¯'•omg•'¯)•-:¦:- (dan m), Saturday, 28 March 2009 02:11 (fifteen years ago) link

shit got real in Columbus over the weekend

http://www.mls-rumors.net/2009/03/report-trillium-cup-tear-gas-and-tasers.html (scroll down past the ads)

personally I blame the Crew, people were shitheads when we went there in the fall and we had 10% of the numbers that came for TFC

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Monday, 30 March 2009 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link

TP was looking sort of shiny today.

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/1456/sspx0014.jpg

Note benches w/o seatbacks at the bottom -- it's almost a terrace!

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Saturday, 4 April 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link

so bummed i never got to a Fire game in Chi

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Saturday, 4 April 2009 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link

lol @ toronto's 'best in mls' fans streaming out of there

house music nation (jergins), Saturday, 4 April 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

1-0 feels pretty good after 35 degrees, windy, pissing rain, and a red card.

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Sunday, 5 April 2009 22:48 (fifteen years ago) link

is there any explanation why Real Salt Lake would use Barcelona's colors?

right thread, Ned (mizzell), Sunday, 5 April 2009 23:04 (fifteen years ago) link

is there any explanation for why they would put Real in their team name???

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Sunday, 5 April 2009 23:07 (fifteen years ago) link

well copying successful team names has a long and proud history throughout world soccer, and i think they have some sort of relationship with Madrid

right thread, Ned (mizzell), Sunday, 5 April 2009 23:10 (fifteen years ago) link

do mls teams have prominent shirt sponsorship?

caek, Sunday, 5 April 2009 23:13 (fifteen years ago) link

some do.
wait what do you mean by prominent?

right thread, Ned (mizzell), Sunday, 5 April 2009 23:14 (fifteen years ago) link

yes, all but new england, dallas, kansas city, and colorado i think.

right thread, Ned (mizzell), Sunday, 5 April 2009 23:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Real Salt Lake: Xango
LA Galaxy: Herbalife
San Jose Earthquakes: Amway

there is a trend here

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Sunday, 5 April 2009 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link

HOUSTON: ARE YOU READY?

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 01:04 (fifteen years ago) link

loooooooooooooooool

Super Cool Family Roots SEV-AAHN (country matters), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 01:07 (fifteen years ago) link

"the next Darren Huckerby"?

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 02:21 (fifteen years ago) link

zomg I met Brian McBride 2nite

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 06:30 (fifteen years ago) link

"the next Darren Huckerby"?

Not likely - Akinbiyi's built like a tank; I vaguely remember him having an OK turn of pace, and he's a solid worker, but his confidence as a finisher got badly knocked when he moved to Leicester for £5million and flopped hard. Still, MLS is a much less pressured environment, and Ade's played a lot of football between the Leicester catastrophe and now - there's a decent chance he might end up doing a job for Houston.

Before Huckerby went San Jose, he'd been basically the key player in Norwich's attack - up til his move there, Darren's career had been characterised by brief purple patches followed by very long periods where he looked disinterested and frequently seemed to not really be trying. When he went to Norwich, he basically grew up very quickly and became a bit of a hero. I gather he's been a bit of a star for San Jose too?

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link

He was awful at Sheffield United.

caek, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 21:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh gosh, was Sheffield United the place where he had a dressing room scuffle with someone then announced "I won't confirm or deny whether a razor was involved", despite no-one having asked him?

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Ah yes, him and Claude Davis:

It was reported that Davis approached his team-mate while holding a razor but Akinbiyi said: "I'm not saying he did or didn't pull out a razor. There was a row that lasted about two minutes."

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm guessing claude davis's parents don't let him use a cut-throat. this was probably a butter knife.

caek, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link

I gather he's been a bit of a star for San Jose too?

Yeah, he came in when they were having a really rough time. The team just re-started play last year due to the vagaries of MLS franchising and had a very inexperienced roster. They didn't make the play-offs, but he started helping them score some goals. This year things look a little better for them, though I'm still ready for Chicago to beat the piss out of them this weekend.

It's not so surprising that aging lower-division English players are trickling over here. A lot of people say that the level of play in MLS is comparable to the Championship. San Jose picked up one-time USNT midfielder Bobby Convey from Reading over the winter.

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Thursday, 9 April 2009 22:46 (fifteen years ago) link

btw: flags? we got yer fuckin' flags right here.

http://i43.tinypic.com/2j5kz6h.jpg

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Friday, 10 April 2009 02:53 (fifteen years ago) link

hey laurel, my week in nyc has disappeared into a world of work stuff. new york city takes the international year of astronomy way too seriously. anyway, i am going to be working on sunday now, so no mls for me :( thanks anyway!

caek, Monday, 20 April 2009 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link

What an enormous bummer! That's too bad, especially as we won (FINALLY) on Saturday so spirits have lifted a bit.

Too bad you'll be missing NY v. DC, that's quite the rivalry game as far as I've heard.

The Fire played the best 75 minutes I've seen this year on Saturday, unfortunately they then decided they didn't need to try to control the ball any more and ended up with a 2-2 draw 15 minutes later. We did get to see one of these, though:

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Monday, 20 April 2009 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Okay that was fun.

I got distracted (read: drunk) right after the half and accidentally called Conway an asshole (not having adjusted to the switch). Now that I'm sober, I'm probably more embarrassed than I need to be -- but it's hard to pay attention with tall people holding scarves in front of you, and while you're signing and listening to the drums & capos. Eeep.

I can basically never see at home games so I just kind of zone out and try to follow along.

Just start standing on the seats!

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Monday, 20 April 2009 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, i am bummed. i would arrive in town the week this circus comes through: http://www7.nationalacademies.org/bpa/Astro2010.html

is there a good bar in chelsea to watch it, or is that a silly question?

caek, Monday, 20 April 2009 20:44 (fifteen years ago) link

It might be on at Nevada's, actually. Dunno about Chelsea specific.

That game is going to be on Telefutura, which means 2 things in my experience: 1. the commentary will be in Spanish, 2. it'll be a a national broadcast, thus raising the number of places you'll likely be able to watch it due to greater availability of the channel. Whether you'll actually be able to get someone to change the channel to it is way, way up in the air.

Lots of familiar names on the Astro2010 page.

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Monday, 20 April 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link

I hate how all the teams have foreign sounding names. Just call yourself the goddamn Pasadena Bobcats or something.

Agree. One of my least favorite things about international soccer is the lack of standardization w/r/t team names, especially how some teams have official nicknames and others don't. What was wrong with the Dallas Burn, for instance? Australian rules football is like this, too, IIRC.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 20 April 2009 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link

What was wrong with the Dallas Burn, for instance?

seriously?

mizzell, Monday, 20 April 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

i mean i'm a believer that all sports names are silly and that they only become cool with some time and history, but the dallas burn is really pushing it.

mizzell, Monday, 20 April 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link

I think conceptual names are probably a terrible idea.

It's not unique to soccer. Look at the newer NHL franchises, like the Atlanta Thrashers. Are the people of Atlanta known for their thrashing abilities? American sports marketing taken to its logical end. I mean even my favorite team of all time, the Detroit Red Wings, has a comical name but they've been around a long time. In England you've got Bolton Wanderers and Blackburn Rovers and all kinds of shit like that, and they've been around for more than a hundred years. What is a Rover? Who cares?

Anyway none of these nicknames are anywhere near as bad-ass as some South American or African teams, like The Strongest or The Indomitable Lions.

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Monday, 20 April 2009 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link

The Burn, the Fury -- hell, wasn't Chicago almost called something completely embarrassing?

xp are you KIDDING? How much would you love to be the Indomitable Lions???

For some reason this is reminding me of the Budweiser ad that goofed on "Americanizing" the Premier league and had "Team Manchester" in purple jerseys.

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Monday, 20 April 2009 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link

All I'm saying is I like the American formula of LOCATION-NICKNAME. None of this "FC" bullshit -- half the teams emphasize the FC (or SV, AC, etc.) in their official logos, the other half don't. Half of them put it at the front of the team name, half put it at the end. Some are known by their city ("Liverpool FC"), others by their nickname ("Rangers FC"), still others use both (Japan's "Kashima Antlers").

I don't care how stupid "Dallas Burn" sounds, it obeys the rule of LOCATION-NICKNAME. Thirty years ago, I might've looked askance at "Burn" as a singular collective noun, but the Utah Jazz (and later the Orlando Magic and Miami Heat) made that OK.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 20 April 2009 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link

30 years ago you were a newborn baby, you were probably looking askance at lots of things due to lack of ocular control

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 20 April 2009 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Don't get me started on sponsorship, although without it, I guess we wouldn't have the Nippon Ham Fighters of Japanese baseball.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 20 April 2009 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link

30 years ago you were a newborn baby, you were probably looking askance at lots of things due to lack of ocular control

^^t-bomb

I mostly just hung out on this awesome baby-blue blanket upon which was stitched "Magic Cunningham."

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 20 April 2009 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Ideally I like sports team names that have something to do with their locale or its people -- the Dodgers, the old NASL team the (Washington DC) Diplomats, the Seattle Sounders -- or old trade-derived names like the Steelers, the Packers, (the) Arsenal, the Cleveland Stokers, and so on.

With new teams always being created, though, and other teams being moved across the country by new owners, I guess it doesn't pay to have a team to attached to its roots, huh? So much for fan base.

I feel like we should be having this discussion on BigSoccer.com.

Clubs names like Liverpool, AC Milan, Inter, Barcelona, Madrid... they're basically just brand names now. Like, I bet not one person on ILX who even tangentially follows the international game would think I was talking about Internacional of Porto Alegre, Brazil instead of Milan, or Atletico Madrid instead of Real Madrid. Their history and marketing power have overtaken the need for any other identification of what they are. Smaller teams in Europe do have the nickname/city or city/nickname combo, like Wisla Krakow, Locomotiv Moscow, etc.

Some MLS team names are good, some are terrible. "The Columbus Crew" makes me laugh almost every time. I'm honestly glad for Dallas that they're not called "Burn" any more, even if it does mean the Brimstone Cup (the supporter's trophy for the winner of the regular season series with the Fire) doesn't really mean quite as much any more.

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost to Laurel: Yeah, I mean, speaking of Utah Jazz, it's always been this massive joke that the team kept the nickname upon their relocation from New Orleans to one of the states least evocative of jazz in the nation.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Also, quite frankly, the wide variety of club names, city identities, nicknames both complimentary and un-, and all other identifying characteristics of teams and their fans just add to the rich tapestry of sport. And to the various ILX rolling threads, most of which I can't make heads of tails of without googling the history of half a dozen Londontown clubs.

All I'm saying is I like the American formula of LOCATION-NICKNAME. None of this "FC" bullshit -- half the teams emphasize the FC (or SV, AC, etc.) in their official logos, the other half don't. Half of them put it at the front of the team name, half put it at the end. Some are known by their city ("Liverpool FC"), others by their nickname ("Rangers FC"), still others use both (Japan's "Kashima Antlers").

I don't care how stupid "Dallas Burn" sounds, it obeys the rule of LOCATION-NICKNAME. Thirty years ago, I might've looked askance at "Burn" as a singular collective noun, but the Utah Jazz (and later the Orlando Magic and Miami Heat) made that OK.

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, April 20, 2009 4:45 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark

are you fucking joking

like srsly dude we're pals but i couldn't disagree with you more on this issue

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:24 (fifteen years ago) link

laurel OTM

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:25 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm all in favor of MLS teams just being NAME OF CITY and they can put FC (or SC) or whatever anymore. let the people pick the nickname instead of a committee

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:25 (fifteen years ago) link

actually, mostly i just have a problem with the NEW YORK RED BULLS and REAL SALT LAKE like are you joking, let's make the american game even more laughable

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link

NYRB is a special, sad case. Nobody wanted that except Red Bull and whatever entity was selling the team.

I mean, I hate DC, NY, Columbus, and the rest but the league is too fragile and small for what harms one team not to harm others.

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Ironically, though, while Liverpool may be called Liverpool F.C. officially, to most people they're the Reds or 'Pool or just 'damn scousers'

Real Salt Lake, otoh, just befuddles me. The Royal Football Club of SLC?! Really?!

Décidément, on ne sait plus faire les miroirs (Michael White), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:30 (fifteen years ago) link

I can't talk about RB, it's too complicated and long and annoying. But if you think the battle for the team name isn't still fought every day by supporters on message boards, go back to college and earn one fucking clue credit.

Also, sometime check out these wikipedia entries to learn a bit more about the actions of, and reactions to, the soccer marketing ploys of Red Bull

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FC_Red_Bull_Salzburg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SV_Austria_Salzburg

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Ironically, though, while Liverpool may be called Liverpool F.C. officially, to most people they're the Reds or 'Pool or just 'damn scousers'

this is sorta what i mean, tho! i mean, i guess america doesn't have a tradition of "athletic clubs" like everywhere else, but i still think it'd be better (in the MLS) to just name the team after the town and let the nickname get chosen by popular opinion. does anyone know: is this how it happened with baseball? like, were the yankees the yankees from the outset, or what?

xp whoah fucking chillout, lady, geez

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:33 (fifteen years ago) link

also don't get me started on the fact that the Crew have a supporters group with the word "Hooligans" IN THE NAME

http://www.kumb.com/gallery/news/hsh.jpg

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link

good luck usa

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link

still bummed that MPLS will never have a MLS team :(

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link

let the people pick the nickname instead of a committee

Lots of times the people do pick the nickname, though. When the Seattle MLS franchise was to be named, the owners initially put forth three names for the public to vote on, none of which were the Sounders, but the public demanded that the Sounders be included and they ended up winning.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:36 (fifteen years ago) link

gbx, the extra heat was for "Don't get me started on sponsorship" which, like, don't get ANYONE started on it, okay? Especially not anyone who cares about the NY/NJ team in the first place.

It just isn't going to happen the way it once did, though, gbx. You can call baseball an 'exhibition' until you're blue in the face, it won't chnage the fact that these are all more or less big businesses and with our modern penchant for commdifying everything and squeezing ever cent out of the value of a team and its name, the furure will undoubtedly contain more teams named after sports drinks or stadia named after airlines, etc... Ironically, all those 'organically' determined nicknames in England are for teams that run around adorned in corporate logos many of whome play in a stadium named after a famous sponsor. If anything, it can be argued that w/o the stupid sponsor names and deals, the MLS might have gone the way of prior U.S. soccer leagues.

Décidément, on ne sait plus faire les miroirs (Michael White), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link

There are plenty of people who don't like the Sounders name, either, and think it should have been left to history and a new name chosen. That was a rare case, though -- I don't think public opinion has been counted for a single other MLS team ever.

i need to start following CHI ball more closely. no cable and no soccer-friendly bars make things difficult

also fwiw i think the chicago fire name + logo is one of the best in the business....wish you could still get that chicago flag style jersey

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm just going to make up my own nicknames for all the teams:
the ny bounders
the chicago special cats
the princeton collegiates
the santa fe davy crocketts
the cleveland soccers
n.c. f.c.
the washington bullets

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:40 (fifteen years ago) link

also someone should shoot the person/people responsible for the revolution's logo. like, srsly???

xp nick u dummy i do not think davy crockett ever set foot in santa fe

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:40 (fifteen years ago) link

LISTEN I AM MAKING UP THE NICKNAMES HERE

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link

If anything, it can be argued that w/o the stupid sponsor names and deals, the MLS might have gone the way of prior U.S. soccer leagues.

on this note:

The sins of the NASL and how we're still paying for them

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link

That was a rare case, though -- I don't think public opinion has been counted for a single other MLS team ever.

Maybe not for MLS -- I don't follow it -- but this is pretty standard for expansion franchises in other American sports leagues.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link

where was that thread with all the awesome old team names and logos?

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:42 (fifteen years ago) link

and yeah gbx one of the best things about the Fire is the consistency in kit design, badge, and team philosophy as long as the club has been in existence

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:42 (fifteen years ago) link

sorta surprised you know this much about expansion sports franchises, tbh! (not a zing!)

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Hahahahaha! Nick, not only do I like all of those, but that's basically what the NASL did, as far as I can tell? See here.

xp see my link!

best NASL team logo

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:42 (fifteen years ago) link

lol nasl

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:43 (fifteen years ago) link

to be fair, the badge is kinda unfuckwithable

what's the portland team gonna be called? the stumps?

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:43 (fifteen years ago) link

That opens up all kinds of opportunities for supporters' group logos, doesn't it.

"washington diplomats" is so awesome

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:46 (fifteen years ago) link

If you really get into it, you realize quickly that MLS is totally unlike basically every other top-level national league in the world. It's single entity, so the players have a contract with the league, not individual teams. This takes away a lot of the bargaining power that players have overseas. Also, not unique to American sports but very unique on the world soccer scene is the salary cap. It goes on and on, like the league not honoring FIFA international dates, no promotion or relegation, etc. It's basically set up not to fail a la NASL, which is the point of the article I posted a minute ago.

xps Portland Timbers, they're just taking the USL-1 franchise and leveling up

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:46 (fifteen years ago) link

gbx, here is a good overview of how baseball franchise nicknames developed.

Also, I think maybe to understand my point of view re standardization you have to realize that I am approaching this in part as the copy editor of an almanac.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:52 (fifteen years ago) link

I think we get that ;)

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link

I am approaching this in part as the copy editor of an almanac.

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, April 20, 2009 5:52 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark

wait what, yr brain??? i actually did not that you worked for an almanac!!

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 20 April 2009 23:37 (fifteen years ago) link

he dives, he bitches and moans, he's old and slow... but damn it I love this man sometimes

http://www.kenn.com/images/blanco_pizza.jpg

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Thursday, 23 April 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link

oh man that sounds awesome, dan, but i bet i can't make it

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 23 April 2009 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link

aw, too bad, it's shaping up to be a good couple of days

did you see the sidebar, at least?

In the Twin Cities, all your football watching should be done at:
The Sweetwater
At the Kelly Inn
I-94 & Marion
St Paul
651-224-6373

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Thursday, 23 April 2009 21:25 (fifteen years ago) link

!!! good to know

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 23 April 2009 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Every bar called The Sweetwater is awesome, I think it's some kinda natural law.

guys i need to eliminate this business associate and im really nervous (Laurel), Thursday, 23 April 2009 21:27 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't know about bars, but it's the name of a stellar donut mill in Kalamazoo.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Thursday, 23 April 2009 21:32 (fifteen years ago) link

This Sunday, Crazy Baldhead and the Empire Soul Club present the GOLASSO! Tailgate party, before and after Metro v DC Scum. 1PM-7PM, food provided by the fine Chef Leon for $5 a head. Music provided by Two-Dishes, Johnny Metro, Agent Jay, and someone I don't know named Hagler. See you there, ya slackers.

I heard about your loss, Laurel, I'm sorry :(

Here is me in Cbus with a few friends of mine

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/tooth_brush_cb/3474686727_3cc8cb9ba0.jpg

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Monday, 27 April 2009 15:03 (fourteen years ago) link

I haven't seen jergs around lately, but his team is coming to town this evening. Here's hoping for an RROD!

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Saturday, 2 May 2009 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link

haha the steam coming off the poo makes it

FLAKEY JAKES (jergins), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 06:58 (fourteen years ago) link

haha. wow. oh wait a minute. it's a joke. i thought this was supposed to be a real logo.

Ludo, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 08:06 (fourteen years ago) link

no, a dude I know shopped that one up

here's the real one

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_G_7IWmsaRmY/SgLx_Yb0ymI/AAAAAAAAAAw/ofQYgtOxYzw/s400/Philadelphia+Union.jpg

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

With that "Union of the Snake" logo I hope their stadium anthem is the Duran Duran song.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link

wait is that like a gadsden flag thing????

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link

MLS needs more pandas, bushbabies and koalas.

Aimless, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 02:58 (fourteen years ago) link

well, portland is joining the league, so...

friend (jergins), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 03:11 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

may as well bump all the American futbol threads today, for more lolz

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3403/3592746054_ee35d772e6_o.jpg

(he's got a video interview up on the MLS homepage that I can't get a link to)

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm driving 6+ hours on a bus on Sunday to watch us (probably) lose in the (probably) rain. Huzzah!

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

good times, sounds like my trip to columbus late last year

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Thursday, 4 June 2009 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link

i took my mom to a sounders game on saturday and whoa there were some bad vibes in my section. everybody was so drunk, people threw beer and the cops showed and three groups of people got kicked out. "so, this is what you like to do on the weekends, huh honey?"

classic poopypants (jergins), Thursday, 4 June 2009 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Um. Jergs, what section were you sitting in? And were there a bunch of West Ham or ex-pat-seeming types near you?

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Thursday, 4 June 2009 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I almost got in a fight with a guy who was throwing shit on the field last Sunday. I told him not to disrespect our home and that if he wanted to throw things he should go to Columbus (they're getting kind of notorious for this). He responded by getting in my face and calling me "pinche guero" and some other shit before leaving 15 minutes early. Quite the "supporter" there.

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Thursday, 4 June 2009 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link

xp Let me put it this way: were you anywhere near where the away fans from Columbus were seated?

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Thursday, 4 June 2009 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link

115, near the GA. it was actually the usual people around us, guys i see every game. it was just...different. drunker.

i think i did see some westham jerseys around though. people you know?

xpost ah i see. there were very few columbus jerseys around, didn't see them in the stadium

classic poopypants (jergins), Thursday, 4 June 2009 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link

IT WAS THE HUDSON STREET HOOLIGANZ IN DISGUISE -- THE MILLWALL OF MLS

http://www.kumb.com/gallery/news/hsh.jpg

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Thursday, 4 June 2009 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link

There were some ex-pat Hammers looking to settle a score from the West Ham friendly against Columbus last year. Someone I know who was there actually got thrown out by police, I wondered if that was one of the ejections you saw...he did say they were sitting in gen adm.

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Thursday, 4 June 2009 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link

xp Hah I think that was the "crew" they were gunning for, actually?

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Thursday, 4 June 2009 23:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, actually the first GIS result for hudson street hooligans is this:

http://i.usatoday.net/sports/_photos/2008/07/20/soccer-topper.jpg

I know I shouldn't laugh because this kind of bullshit could really hurt the league, but I can't help myself, it's so pathetic!

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Thursday, 4 June 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

I think it's funny. I also think any US "firm" better have their shit awfully together before they start offering to throw down. It's one thing when you know the yellowshirts are going to stop you before it goes off. But if you actually have no intention of accepting the offer to meet in a park after the game, then really, do stop running at the mouth.

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Thursday, 4 June 2009 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link

those guys look like such dorks

caek, Thursday, 4 June 2009 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Speaking of MLS, I have to go watch a slaughter now.

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Thursday, 4 June 2009 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Every time I've gone to Columbus, except for the last time, there were people waiting in the lot for our group to come outside the fences where the security guards' jurisdiction ends. They're all a bunch of punk OSU students.

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Thursday, 4 June 2009 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link

lol I'm bored so I went to the Crew boards and in one of their Seattle threads they mention West Ham fans showing up in their section. Insanity.

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Thursday, 4 June 2009 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link

except the whole losing part :(

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Saturday, 6 June 2009 11:50 (fourteen years ago) link

how does that work, with the flares? do you sneak them in? do they burn the stands? it looks fucking apocalyptic, i am kinda in awe

jergins, Saturday, 6 June 2009 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Flares? What flares? I think the story was that Houston fans came into our section with burning rubber dicks... ;)

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Saturday, 6 June 2009 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link

I didn't bring anything in, personally, but I was standing next to one of the dudes who did. Baggy pants/shorts are all it really takes as far as I can tell. Security has been kind of lax lately, either that or they've been told to go easy on us since we're the only reliable fans the team seems to have at the moment.

Found another good pic:

http://i39.tinypic.com/md2ys2.jpg

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Saturday, 6 June 2009 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

for those that maybe don't read Ives, here's a link to an excerpt of Grant Wahl's upcoming book on the Becks in USA debacle

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/the_bonus/06/29/beckham.book/?eref=sircrc

pretty eye-opening stuff, I almost want to feel bad for the rest of the Gals, but fuck 'em anyway

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Interesting blog piece a friend of mine wrote about MLS and supporter culture:

http://pitchinvasion.net/blog/2009/07/08/american-soccer-a-little-bit-dangerous/

In other news, Columbus is coming to town this weekend, and I really hate Columbus.

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/594/bulldozer.gif

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link

That is a very interesting article. You'd think that with NY having the oldest SG in the whole league, who have been British-style and sometimes 100% hooligan-eque since the beginning, that whatshisface MIGHT HAVE MENTIONED US. Because our front office secretly hates us, I'm convinced.

We had a speaker from the FO come to our season-opening group meeting, and he was pro-SGs and said the league has to realize that soccer moms aren't their current or future market, and I believe that when that statement got to the FO's ears, he was censured and fined out of pocket for his remarks.

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link

interesting that the idea of an area or end for the hardcore is the reverse in the UK. in my lifetime, a lot of teams, including my own, have added "family enclosures", where norms of behaviour are of course a little different to the back of the home end. everywhere else in the ground you expect pretty appalling behaviour, even if it is done while sitting down.

one of my happiest memories of attending football matches is watching two of my friends get thrown out of the family enclosure at sheffield united for singing during the three minutes silence for princess diana in 1997. happy days.

caek, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link

it wasn't even a rude song!

caek, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link

The league here is terrified of "soccer violence" and any kind of bad publicity, never mind that fan behavior at any major sporting event like, god forbid, AMERICAN football or basketball is some of the most horrendous anywhere. If the MLS is now starting to come around to the realization that season ticket holders are unlikely to be 12 year olds, it's only taken them 16 years to stop vilifying their strongest market.

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I think he didn't mention New York, Laurel, because it really isn't an example of where a group has really helped drive or shape the team's approach to growth. If anything fans of Metro are probably the most shat-upon in the league.

The author of that article is English btw.

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link

*the most shat-upon in the league by their own club

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

fans being at least pissed-upon was apparently a not uncommon experience here in ye golden age

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link

There have been a couple of big ('big' lol MLS) stories this year about families/normals getting upset about cursing in the stands of a handful of different teams. I guess I can kind of understand not wanting to hear two thousand people shout "YOU SUCK, ASSHOLE" simultaneously at a goal kick, if only because it displays a real lack of creativity.

On the "soccer violence" end of things, people still go for that shit. After the national team beat Spain in the Confed Cup, Jim Rome had a piece where they showed all kinds of Greek and Italian ultras clashing with police, video from at least 5 years ago, and treated it as if it were all part of the same spectacle. That mentality is going to take a while to get over for a lot of the clueless masses out there.

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Actually he probably didn't mention NY because that writer historically doesn't like NYC anyway and treats the supporters as if they're responsible for the team being named after a commercially available product.

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Tis true, most people here don't like NY. Then again, most people here don't like anybody.

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link

The match v. Columbus was a wash, 0-0 and both teams looked like crap. Really tough to watch. Scoreline aside, the Poles were at it again:

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8943/firehpr.jpg

(you can see me on the right margin, white shirt with my hand over my face. f'n smoke...)

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Sunday, 12 July 2009 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link

I love flares. Any time someone manages to smuggle one in here it gets stamped out immediately.

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 12 July 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

I <3 that 2-Tone banner too btw.

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Sunday, 12 July 2009 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, that's great. What's the significance?

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 12 July 2009 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link

The guys that made it are total ska-mod-soul-heads. It says "2nd City -- The Fire" or something like that, and has a bunch of other Chicago references in place of the various 2-Tone label markings.

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Sunday, 12 July 2009 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link

found a better pic

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k82/nowak10/IMG_6475.jpg

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Sunday, 12 July 2009 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link

So, The Beckham Experiment drops today. I'm very tempted to go get a copy.

brash trash talker (dan m), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 18:10 (fourteen years ago) link

"I can't believe I enjoyed a book about soccer."
—Rick Reilly, ESPN Columnist

good luck usa

brash trash talker (dan m), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Ex-Sinister Julie now living in Pineapple Upside-Down Land sent me an old ESC scarf from the Metro days!! I post it here for your adulation:

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/LimitedLiabilityGirl/Metro.jpg

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link

I may wear it to my 2.30 status meeting.....

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link

IT WAS THE HUDSON STREET HOOLIGANZ IN DISGUISE -- THE MILLWALL OF MLS

http://www.kumb.com/gallery/news/hsh.jpg

scarfers........

do like 2-tone banner and flares though.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

lol Pavel Nedved to MLS?

this fucking league

brash trash talker (dan m), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-c720nNtgI

who is the genius who came up with the idea of Beckham's first home game back with LA being vs. the team that he wants to leave them for?

brash trash talker (dan m), Monday, 20 July 2009 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2009-07/48163082.gif

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 20 July 2009 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

love these guys:

“I’m flabbergasted,” Martinous said later at a bar. “I’ve spent three years trying to get under the skin of players who are nobodies, and I got under David Beckham’s skin? Never in my wildest dreams did I think he’d lose his head like that.”

Paige, an independent film producer, was issued a $55 ticket for trespassing and released by the police.

“It was surreal,” he said. “When David Beckham calls you out, you get on the field. In hindsight, I wish I didn’t stoop to his level. I wish I was the bigger man.”

caek, Tuesday, 21 July 2009 03:12 (fourteen years ago) link

their official response to everything

•What/why were we booing?
We want to support our teams and our players, and we do that week after week. We were really torn between our desire to support the team and the need to register our disappointment with the entire Beckham circus. We don’t fault David for his desire to play for his country and for playing abroad during the off season, but we do find fault with his stated desire to play in Europe rather than the Galaxy. After going out on loan last winter to Milan, Beckham shortly made it clear that he no longer wanted to play for the Galaxy. He returned this month only because he and Milan were unwilling to meet AEG/MLS’ price for a transfer, yet his public comments don’t reflect this reality. Rather, he has rather unbelievably said he is “fully committed” to the Galaxy, as if repetition can make it so. He has been unable or unwilling to show any understanding of why the fans are disappointed with his actions and choices. We chose a friendly match, one arranged as part of the payment by Beckham and Milan to extend his loan, to let him know that if he was unhappy to be here, we were unhappy too.

•Did LARS ban anyone?
No. We do, however, have an actual meeting scheduled later this week with Galaxy officials to discuss the matter.

•Will we appeal the ban?
We have a meeting scheduled later this week with the Galaxy to discuss the events.

•Did we cross the line?
No. We questioned David’s loyalty to the club and we sang, made signs and chanted things that were bluntly dismissive. As far as we can determine, no one from LARS crossed over to referencing his family, as Beckham has claimed. In our discussions on our internet forums prior to the match, we agreed that David’s family expressly off limits. We know that Beckham has received very rough and deplorable treatment during his career, and that’s why we were genuinely shocked by his response to us on Sunday. We don’t believe questioning Beckham’s commitment to our team is over the line, but it’s clear that David feels otherwise.

•Explain the confrontation at halftime?
We have a meeting scheduled later this week with the Galaxy to discuss the events.

Addtional Question: Will we support Beckham in the future?
We want to support David - we want to support anyone that wears our team’s shirt. Had David responded differently on Sunday, the booing and chanting probably would have ended by halftime. We will almost certainly end the booing and chanting when Beckham plays in his first MLS match at our stadium, but it is ultimately up to David. If shows the evident disinterest he did at the end of last season, or if he provokes us further, we might have something more to say to him, but our ultimate desire is to support him.

Requests for further info should be directed to
i✧✧✧@lariotsq✧✧✧.o✧✧

brash trash talker (dan m), Thursday, 23 July 2009 05:57 (fourteen years ago) link

This is all really entertaining btw. Finally some actual passion in US soccer.

brash trash talker (dan m), Thursday, 23 July 2009 05:58 (fourteen years ago) link

OK that last bit is sarcastic but still, who the fuck is David Beckham?

brash trash talker (dan m), Thursday, 23 July 2009 05:59 (fourteen years ago) link

The league fined Becks $1000.

related: http://theoffsiderules.blogspot.com/2009/07/one-of-greatest-personalized-kits-ever.html

brash trash talker (dan m), Friday, 24 July 2009 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link

ooooh, a grand. ouch for him.

i've enjoyed the back and forth between Sounders head Adrian Hanauer and whoever that guy is that runs DC United. dudes getting bitchy about siting the US Open Cup! loooove a pissy back and forth

avuenjo, Friday, 24 July 2009 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

found a quote. kevin payne. dcu head guy:

“I was surprised and disappointed and offended. Adrian uses the word ’skepticism’ to describe the process, which seems to be implying that it wasn’t on the up-and-up. Which is really an outrageous implication. He is implying that we somehow are receiving favorable treatment. We bid aggressively at every level this year and last year. We did so because we didn’t want to travel if we could possibly avoid it, given the demands of our schedule [Champions League]. Seattle doesn’t have those same demands because this is their first year. Adrian has no knowledge of what we bid or didn’t bid; my guess is that we bid more aggressively than they did.”

“I appreciate that Seattle’s fans are great. Our fans have been great for 14 seasons. It’s really unseemly for Seattle to suddenly show up in MLS and everything should be handed to them. Their crowds are wonderful, we had a great time out there in Seattle last month, but our crowds are pretty good too and we expect this year we will get far more people in the building than we did last year (8,200). Last year we played a USL team in the final and, the way our team was going in general at that point, our fans were disappointed and disillusioned. That’s not the case this year. We are going to promote the game very aggressively.”

avuenjo, Friday, 24 July 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link

actual full-on fire away supporters section. impressive!

avuenjo, Saturday, 25 July 2009 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link

how easy is it to hate Blanco? very

when he gets mad and curls his fat fists up to his head in fake shock at a call i want to jump on the field and slap him like the petulant chub-faced child he is

avuenjo, Saturday, 25 July 2009 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

you mean Cauhetemoc?(have probably badly spelled the crap out of that) What's he doing now?

problem chimp (Porkpie), Saturday, 25 July 2009 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah him. he's whining and diving for the chicago fire.

(got to give him a little credit for inspiring some kid at the game to dress up in his jersey and a wrestling mask in 90 degree heat though)

avuenjo, Saturday, 25 July 2009 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link

he must be like, 40 by now?

He'll get a lot of leeway with me for the famous jump with the ball between his legs thing in the world cup, even if it is maximum fannydangle.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Saturday, 25 July 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

sigi scmidt is in this plane terminal!!! i might have to talk to him

avuenjo, Saturday, 25 July 2009 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link

wait what
http://www.mls-rumors.net/2009/07/report-chicago-fire-supporters-recruit.html

avuenjo, Monday, 27 July 2009 07:29 (fourteen years ago) link

A bunch of PDX folks and S8 folks are friends. When the trip was in the planning stages last year, the PDX people were invited and ended getting really into it. Fire supporters are some of the best travelers in the league so it's not unusual for a group to be at away games, but this whole thing took on a life of its own. The beer festival happening in Portland over the weekend played a large role in it all, too. :) I'm pissed at being broke, otherwise I would have been there.

Oh and everyone loves to hate Cuauhtemoc, even fans of his own team. You guys got lucky with that no-call handball in the box in the first half. Also, Ljungberg flipping the fuck out and getting a red was one of the funniest things I have seen on the field yet this season.

brash trash talker (dan m), Monday, 27 July 2009 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Ooh, look what I missed!

The LARS guy who jumped down onto the field is the only person NOT in the ESC ever to win our Drunk of the Week award (and the specially designed scarf that is the silverware for this particular competition).

The guy who owns the "23 WHO" jersey is also ESC. :) We do get around, don't we.

I once asked dan m how to spell Cuauhtemoc, and he said, "B-L-A-N-C-O."

Like most people my age, I am 33 (Laurel), Monday, 27 July 2009 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I've typed it enough times to know how to spell it w/o checking now, I'm pretty proud of that.

also LOL

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/7/26/128931206562034066.jpg

brash trash talker (dan m), Monday, 27 July 2009 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

you know it was intentional and a protest, right?

avuenjo, Monday, 27 July 2009 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link

riiiight ;)

brash trash talker (dan m), Monday, 27 July 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

"brash trash talker"

avuenjo, Monday, 27 July 2009 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Hey, I read that it was supposed to be a protest (against security? funny it doesn't say anything about security even when you read it upside down) on the internet. But I read it on MLS-Rumors so it's most likely bullshit, just like their characterization of the S8/TA invasion.

It's OK, the flares from a few weeks ago nearly set our section on fire, this kind of shit happens.

brash trash talker (dan m), Monday, 27 July 2009 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link

We've had members repeatedly suggest that we turn things upside-down in protest, but the consensus seems to be that NO ONE IN AMERICA will understand that it is, in fact, a protest. So far the suggestion hasn't caught hold. Apparently that's more of a "thing" in other parts of el mundo.

Like most people my age, I am 33 (Laurel), Monday, 27 July 2009 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Not that we can agree on anything anyway.

Like most people my age, I am 33 (Laurel), Monday, 27 July 2009 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link

that handball was yeah...we got away with one. Ljunberg's dive. yeesh. i would hate him if he didn't play for us. (just read he's suspended for the next two games)

upside down, a ship in distress. c'mon you seafarers. it's...subtle!

avuenjo, Monday, 27 July 2009 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link

remember when people used to put flag stamps upside-down on bill envelopes as protest? i think my mom used to do that. still ended up paying the bills tho

avuenjo, Monday, 27 July 2009 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I was going to say, "Do I look like a seafarer to you?" but in fact I'm wearing a navy & white dress with a little life preserver-shaped Women's VFW Auxiliary pin on the lapel.

Like most people my age, I am 33 (Laurel), Monday, 27 July 2009 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Emerald City Supporters forum posts confirm the banners were a mistake btw.

"As far as people bitching about the banner... we're in our first season. They've got to learn, the hard way, that shit's going to happen in the supporter section, PERIOD."

brash trash talker (dan m), Monday, 27 July 2009 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Who cares anyway? Those big banners are a serious pain in the ass.

I'm more worried about the lack of discipline the Fire showed. They were chasing the play for more than half the match. Don't even want to think about Thor's red card... his season has been the pits thus far.

brash trash talker (dan m), Monday, 27 July 2009 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/photo-1.jpg

avuenjo, Thursday, 30 July 2009 03:02 (fourteen years ago) link

OK what? Is that an RSL shirt? That might explain it.

I didn't watch the all-star game. I have to wonder if the spotlight was big enought that Wilman Conde might finally get his wish and move on to a bigger league and more $.

brash trash talker (dan m), Thursday, 30 July 2009 05:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Superliga final tonight here in the Chi. Fire v. Tigres UANL, gonna be rad. It's on Telefutura and streaming live on the web. If I'm not mistaken NY has Champions League tonight too, eh?

torta suggestbana (dan m), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Yep. Not going. Just too much to do, plus costs (tix are, what, $30? bus $10, beer $$$).

/whois alien babby up there?

Like most people my age, I am 33 (Laurel), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Holy shit that is $! We have 3 supporter buses from the Loop + 1 from the burbs -- match ticket and beer on the bus for $20. Got to love the midwest.

torta suggestbana (dan m), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link

alien baby boy, the fun folks at espn kept their camera on him at the mls all star game. i had enough time to go WTF and get my camera and take a picture of the tv. weird kid.

jergins, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/american-football/Content?oid=1973424

jergins, Thursday, 6 August 2009 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link

While I am pleased that SSFC has done so well because what's good for one team is pretty much good for the league as a whole, I do wish a lot of their fans/proponents would stop patting themselves on the back so much. A quick look at the history of MLS shows that when teams are new, they draw well. Keeping that trend going for the duration is not quite so easy. The Fire drew 30-some thousand during their first year or two when they were playing at Soldier Field, but when the novelty wore off a lot of the non-rabid fans left, and haven't really been back. Building a new stadium and bringing in players like Cuauhtemoc has helped a lot, but they haven't been back to those numbers since (and physically can't, as Toyota Park only holds 20k).

It's funny, when you posted that, jergs, I was just coming here to post a somewhat similar link:

http://www.footsmoke.com/2009/07/the-growth-of-european-soccer-in-the-u-s/

Obviously, the market exists for soccer in this country, even beyond fans only in it for the novelty aspect. The problem is putting together something sustainable long-term, that can begin to both produce and attract world class players.

torta suggestbana (dan m), Thursday, 6 August 2009 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link

BTW the Superliga final last night was one of the most exciting games I have been to since I started following the Fire, unfortunately it was 1-1 at the end of 90 and went directly to PKs in some bizarro-world bastardization of standard tournament rules. Two Fire players shanked their shots and we lost :(

Cool banner for the occasion, though:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b124/spinelessfreak3/100_0759.jpg

torta suggestbana (dan m), Thursday, 6 August 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh and on the note of developing a fanbase: last night I helped with another display that involved unfurling a bunch of table rolls over the section at the start of the second half. I had a group of 7 or 8 latino kids (9-10 year olds, I'd guess) and their enthusiasm for the team, the game, and just being a part of it all was was absolutely amazing. Those kids are the ones who will grow up and keep the league going in the future.

Also, they had really good aim when throwing streamers at the opposing team's goalie ;)

torta suggestbana (dan m), Thursday, 6 August 2009 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Dan, I am not enjoying Chicago's down-ish period right now at all (as relates to your woes the other day about the front office, the stadium, etc), I want soccer to be widely considered awesome in this country so I wish all the teams well (except DCU). But in terms of maintaining fanbase over the life of the club, NY/NJ has been stabbed in every major organ over the last decade-plus, and then mocked and dismissed for not having a more colorful or more influential or larger supporters group.

A lot of the lessons the league has learned in time for SSFC to benefit from them, were learned by practicing on clubs that got the shit end of the league's learning curve.

Like most people my age, I am 33 (Laurel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Dallas is last with 9,464.

Good job building your soccer stadium in the yuppiest of burbs, far far away from about 5.8 million of the 6 million metro residents!

ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link

It really says too much about North Texas that their grand plan for soccer was to move it as far away as possible from young urbanites and Latino population centers.

ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, that's a central complaint about a lot of the new stadia being built -- too far from the populations centers. The sad reality is that the ownership groups want things done on the taxpayer's dime, and are willing to go pretty much anywhere to make that happen.

Also I have read that Dallas actually makes a profit, somehow, at their location. There is a whole complex of soccer fields and hotels and shit out there, right?

torta suggestbana (dan m), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Let me be the first to say, "get the fuck out, and good riddance".

The Lion's Mane Jellyfish, pictured here with its only natural predator (Laurel), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 14:27 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^cosine

Houston (or any other team really) making signings like this guy frightens me. It's the same as Montero in Seattle -- the league is finally getting attractive enough that younger prospects who might fly under Europe's radar are starting to show up and they're going to have a big impact. I guess Pappa is that kind of player here in Chicago, but he's only on loan.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luis_%C3%81ngel_Land%C3%ADn

dan m, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link

I know a little song
It isn't very long
FUCK DC UNITED
Now it's all gone!

dan m, Saturday, 29 August 2009 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

i am sick of freddie ljungberg

jergins, Sunday, 30 August 2009 03:14 (fourteen years ago) link

I am sick of my team's awful inconsistency.

dan m, Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:17 (fourteen years ago) link

yesterday
PA Announcer: "If Seattle Sounders FC score 3 goals, everyone in attendance gets a free haircut from Supercuts."
guy near me: "I WANT A HAIRCUT"

jergins, Sunday, 30 August 2009 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm in a somewhat strange position this afternoon, hoping that NY can pull off a win at home v. Columbus just so the Fire can stay within a point of first in the standings. Lil' help here plz, Laurel?

dan m, Sunday, 30 August 2009 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

thanking u

dan m, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:57 (fourteen years ago) link

best part of yesterday's game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7rsWT5Yimg

dan m, Monday, 31 August 2009 05:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Always happy to help a friend. Especially when it means FUCK COLUMBUS.

The Lion's Mane Jellyfish, pictured here with its only natural predator (Laurel), Monday, 31 August 2009 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link

damn it damn it damn it damn it

http://goal.com/en-us/news/66/united-states/2009/09/02/1477082/exclusive-chicagos-rolfe-to-join-danish-club-aalborg

dan m, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

this ended up being nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guOPljB18q4

jair (jergins), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

http://butyoudidntwinthisone.com/

jair (jergins), Thursday, 3 September 2009 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link

I wasn't able to see it all, but I saw the first SSFC goal. LOL @ Wicks, what a spaz. Seattle looked the better team from what I saw. The Sounders fans on BS are going to be insufferable now.

dan m, Thursday, 3 September 2009 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link

btw jergs, is your new display name an homage to suspended MLS (and FIFA) referee Jair Marrufo (aka the dude who accepted a free jersey from Blanco)? Perhaps a bit of a stretch but it'd be funny if that was the case. Dude was in line to be one of (the only?) CONCACAF referee at the World Cup, but not any more.

dan m, Thursday, 3 September 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link

man i wish

but no
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jair_Jurrjens

jair (jergins), Thursday, 3 September 2009 03:34 (fourteen years ago) link

DC United went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said FUCK OFF

Couldn't have happened to a nastier bunch of cunts. :D :D :D

The Lion's Mane Jellyfish, pictured here with its only natural predator (Laurel), Thursday, 3 September 2009 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link

<3ing this right now even though it's stupid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1zwvsZrzvg

dan m, Friday, 4 September 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

the fat guy is a treat

-- (jergins), Friday, 4 September 2009 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link

"U.S.A. Rodriguez"

dan m, Friday, 4 September 2009 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link

united states of america rodriguez

crabRCISE (gbx), Sunday, 6 September 2009 05:19 (fourteen years ago) link

if you didn't see it in the first of the series, he is revealed as Umberto Santiago Antonio Rodriguez

dan m, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Radriguez

jergins, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1SG3EVT2bw

some lols, some good info if you don't follow the league and want to know more, plus a sweet Fire goal @ 1:20

dan m, Monday, 14 September 2009 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link

(mostly about Beckham tho)

dan m, Monday, 14 September 2009 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link

who has two fingers and announced his intentions to stay with the Fire?

this dude

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/918/week10d.jpg

dan m, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

MLS to Break During Group Play of 2010 FIFA World Cup™
MLS clubs to play each opponent twice in balanced 2010 regular season

NEW YORK (September 16, 2009) – Major League Soccer Commissioner Don Garber announced today that for the first time in its history, MLS will not play League games during the group phase of the 2010 FIFA World Cup. The group phase includes the first 48 games of the 64-game tournament that begins on June 11, 2010 in South Africa. The last MLS game prior to the World Cup will be played on June 10 and MLS will not schedule any additional League games until after the group phase concludes on June 25. MLS does not plan to schedule games on the days of either World Cup Semifinal nor the World Cup Final.

“The decision to stop League play during the group phase of the 2010 FIFA World Cup is part of MLS’ commitment to deepen its connection with the millions of soccer fans in the United States and Canada,” said MLS Commissioner Don Garber. “The World Cup will be a focal point for all MLS fans and several MLS players will compete with their national teams at the tournament.”

The 2010 MLS Regular Season will again see each team play a 30-game regular season, followed by playoffs among eight qualifying teams. The 2010 season will begin with a single game March 25 and will conclude Oct. 24. The MLS Cup Playoffs will culminate in the championship match, MLS Cup 2010, on Nov. 21.

MLS plans to announce each club’s 2010 home opener in the near future. The complete 2010 MLS schedule will be announced early next year.

Philadelphia Union will play their inaugural season in 2010 as the 16th team in Major League Soccer, joining the Eastern Conference. The two eight-team conferences allow, for the first time in MLS history, clubs to play a balanced schedule – facing each of the other 15 teams twice, once at home, once away. As in previous years, the club with the best record at the end of the regular season will win the Supporters’ Shield, and the MLS Cup playoffs will determine the League’s champion.

dan m, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

good news imo

dan m, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

today:

acquired 600ft of PVC for flagpoles
ate 5 day-marinated sausages for oktoberfest tailgate
waved a gigantic flag for 1.5ish hours
the team had numerous chances to break the tie but couldn't finish, including a whiffed 6-yard sitter at the last second
hung out with visiting TFC people! (they were nice)

dan m, Sunday, 27 September 2009 08:26 (fourteen years ago) link

dueling flares at Toyota Park, TFC folks in the background

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2448/3966746068_5c288cff2b_b.jpg

dan m, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link

rad

jergins, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link

excellent article by o.g. Fire GM/Prez Peter Wilt on the genesis of the team, 12 years ago tomorrow:

http://pitchinvasion.net/blog/2009/10/07/happy-birthday-to-the-chicago-fire/

dan m, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

hamlett out

dan m, Sunday, 18 October 2009 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

O, that this too too solid flesh would melt,
Thaw, and resolve itself into a dew.

jergins, Monday, 19 October 2009 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link

sounders in, i guess. i've been out of the country but still managing to hate ljunberg while barely keeping up

jergins, Monday, 19 October 2009 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Multi-tasking.

Our last game EVER in the cavernous coffin known as "Giants Stadium" takes place next Saturday. Then we hunker down for the winter to watch other leagues on the tv machine and wait for this:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jhmgrWpaaME/StjlL4ngBNI/AAAAAAAAAIA/1eHEs0kgfR8/s1600-h/Panorama.jpg

I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Monday, 19 October 2009 13:49 (fourteen years ago) link

^nice

this, on the other hand...

http://twitpic.com/m94h1

dan m, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link

MLS goals of the year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m1rAGV0v6k

some trustifarian junkie moron (dan m), Monday, 2 November 2009 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link

<3 the turn & volley from McBride at #4

some trustifarian junkie moron (dan m), Monday, 2 November 2009 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

guys when will MSP get a team is whati want to know

how rad bandit (gbx), Monday, 2 November 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Next neversday?

I don't know, not very soon while there are big money groups from places like Montreal and St. Louis waiting to get approval, that's for sure.

BTW if you ever feel like going to a MN Thunder game I know a couple beer-drinkin' bike-ridin' bros 4 u 2 hang w/.

some trustifarian junkie moron (dan m), Monday, 2 November 2009 23:20 (fourteen years ago) link

last round of expansion the bill was $40 million + a soccer-specific stadium fwiw

some trustifarian junkie moron (dan m), Monday, 2 November 2009 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link

They could play at tcf IMO

how rad bandit (gbx), Monday, 2 November 2009 23:24 (fourteen years ago) link

The league are being dickish about the whole "having your own stadium" b/c of controlling revenue/parking/beer sales and all that. Seattle gets a pass because they're owned by some of the same people who own the Seahawks.

So, the obvious answer is for UM to start a team and then let them go pro, like UNAM and UAG in Mexico.

some trustifarian junkie moron (dan m), Monday, 2 November 2009 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Is Portland still getting a team?

smashing aspirant (milo z), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link

To get needlessly pedantic about it, Portland already has a team. But yeah, Philly is brand new next season, and Portland and Vancouver (both existing USL teams) will be in MLS in 2011. I'd say it's pretty even odds on Montreal (also USL) getting in by then too.

some trustifarian junkie moron (dan m), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 00:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Sorry, jergs. Nothing gold can stay. But hey, you're in Champion's League next year.

Semifinals:

LA Galaxy v. Houston Dynamo
Chicago Fire v. Real Salt Lake

some trustifarian junkie moron (dan m), Monday, 9 November 2009 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link

I love the playoffs, I hate the playoffs. This semi between LA and Houston is like pulling teeth. So much fouling, ping-pong ball, and general not-attractive play.

some trustifarian junkie moron (dan m), Saturday, 14 November 2009 07:02 (fourteen years ago) link

So uh big game today, eh?

some trustifarian junkie moron (dan m), Sunday, 22 November 2009 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link

huuuge
um

sam (jergins), Sunday, 22 November 2009 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

some trustifarian junkie moron (dan m), Monday, 23 November 2009 08:13 (fourteen years ago) link

pks ugh

sam (jergins), Monday, 23 November 2009 08:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Donovan's miss = priceless

otherwise yes, f pks

some trustifarian junkie moron (dan m), Monday, 23 November 2009 08:17 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

shirts for next season leaked

http://tools.adidas-team.com/Soccer/Q110_MLS_Final_LR.pdf

everyone stop (dan m), Thursday, 7 January 2010 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Cool find. The facts for Chivas USA, Colorado, Dallas, and Toronto are so sad.

I really like the shoulder panels on most of the the teams home jerseys.

I don't like the weird gold(yellow?) piping in Kansas City's jersey, is that somehow a traditional color I've never come across? I also don't like the weird straight sleeve panels on the Red Bull jersey.

I quite like Dallas's new jersey, but I guess they aren't the "Hoops" anymore. Now they can be... the Red Bulls? the Toros? the Stripes? They should have kept the horse from the Burn logo when they changed their name.

brontosaur, Thursday, 7 January 2010 00:46 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.soccerbyives.net/soccer_by_ives/2010/01/clint-dempseys-wonder-goal.html

guys i really like clint dempsey?

dome plow (gbx), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:22 (fourteen years ago) link

otm

eating oatmeal in the woods (jeepski), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link

I kinda want a DC home jersey so I can wear a gold chain and pretend I'm Mike D. circa 1986.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 7 January 2010 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/chicago-fire-confidential/2010/01/cba-update.html

this potential work stoppage business would probably wreck the league, and it a world cup year no less

i am under no illusions that my opinions are even that interesting to me (dan m), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link

CBA Update
.Sam Stejskal
on 01.12.10 at 8:56 AM | 5 comments Share..

In the last 20+ years, every one of the so-called "major" sports leagues in America has gone through some sort of work stoppage. Whether it was the NFL in 1987, MLB in 1994, the NBA in 1998 or the NHL in 2004, every stoppage damaged the respective leagues. Attendance declined, playoffs were canceled, interest levels dropped and it took time (and in the case of baseball, two steroid-fueled power hitters) to get the leagues back to their pre-work stoppage levels of success.

But those leagues were all established successes at the time of their strikes/lockouts. They had a large, broad base of fans and -- ultimately -- could afford to sit out part of the season due to a labor spat. Unfortunately, MLS does not have that luxury. Sure, the league is growing. But it's not yet big enough so that it could quickly and successfully bounce back from a work stoppage. That -- along with the fact that 2010 is a World Cup year -- is why it's so imperative that the Players' Union and the league come to terms on a new Collective Bargaining Agreement by January 31st.

"I think a deal has got to get done for a number of reasons," said Fire midfielder -- and Union rep -- Logan Pause. "I think any sort of work stoppage will be extremely detrimental to this league. We want to play. That's not an issue. It's just about getting things worked out."

Surprisingly, financial issues haven't been a sticking point in negotiations -- which have been ongoing for months. What the sides can't agree on is the extent to which players will be granted simple, FIFA mandated rights.

Namely, players are demanding the following:

•Guaranteed contracts. Almost 80% of players in the league do not have guaranteed deals.

•To be able to enter contracts with their specific team. Currently, MLS owns all the player contracts in the league. This issue has led some to go as far as to call MLS a "cartel."

•To be able to freely negotiate with other teams once a player's contract has expired. Under the present system, clubs can hold a player's rights even if his contract with the team has ended.

•The right to consent to (or decline) a transfer. Under the current CBA, players can be transferred (traded) to another club within the league without his consent. This can occur even if the transfer is international.

i am under no illusions that my opinions are even that interesting to me (dan m), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link

oops, over-copied there

i am under no illusions that my opinions are even that interesting to me (dan m), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh shit those points of contention would change everything....

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:16 (fourteen years ago) link

glad I haven't bought my tickets yet

i am under no illusions that my opinions are even that interesting to me (dan m), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link

draft is on, and even more importantly the Fire's away shirt has a special little addition

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs216.snc3/22369_268883874788_20210009788_4498282_4121706_n.jpg

i am under no illusions that my opinions are even that interesting to me (dan m), Thursday, 14 January 2010 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

full season schedule announced

http://web.mlsnet.com/news/mls_news.jsp?ymd=20100203&content_id=8015936&vkey=pr_mls&fext=.jsp

hooray for the Fire having no Sunday midday games

i am under no illusions that my opinions are even that interesting to me (dan m), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AucOzX9qqRA

nsuomy (ramon cora), Thursday, 4 February 2010 08:10 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

^^^those guys rule, can't wait until they join the league

i am under no illusions that my opinions are even that interesting to me (dan m), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link

that is, *if* there's a league any more after all this labor dispute that's been going on

http://pitchinvasion.net/blog/2010/03/17/peter-wilts-proposed-solution-to-mls-labor-strife/

i am under no illusions that my opinions are even that interesting to me (dan m), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Best friend and former ILXor now NOT coming to our opening game in the new stadium because labor dispute making game too uncertain and no one likes to get fucked by an unneeded airline ticket for an inconvenient time & destination.

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Aw, boooooooo. Although, that's why I didn't buy a plane ticket. That being said, if that game actually happens, I'll be there w/ 250 or so friends! Yay for 14 hour road trips.

i am under no illusions that my opinions are even that interesting to me (dan m), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm getting excited for the season. i don't think a strike will happen. fuck i hope not. this year i didn't buy season tickets (or a half-season like last year). i just can't watch freddy ljunberg play. i don't think i've ever hated a "home team" player as much as i hate him. what is it? his style, something.

what's getting me interested in the coming season are all the new young guys-the recent draft class and the central and s. americans. and i'm glad about philly. and i am in awe at how beautiful this stadium looks: http://vimeo.com/10207459 nice job red bulls. see, a strike can't happen. they just built that stadium!

sukkur board (rahni), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link

That's what I keep telling myself.

http://www.earthcam.com/clients/redbullarena/ !!!!!!

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Although since it's a really beautiful day today and there's no snow on the ground, I have to conclude that the cams have frozen and those are not the real current images. When it's updating correctly every minute, it IS a sight to behold.

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link

<3ed watching Ljungberg flip out at the ref over a (correct) non-call v. the Fire last year, get his second yellow, and sulk off the field.

Is Montero back this season? Amazing he hasn't been bought by some European side.

i am under no illusions that my opinions are even that interesting to me (dan m), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm exicted for new players as well: Collins John (ex-Fulham and several Dutch/Belgian clubs, apparently a bit of a basket case but loads of potential) and Julio Martinez from El Salvador, scorer of big goals in WCQs including this screamer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioE470BdWK8

i am under no illusions that my opinions are even that interesting to me (dan m), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

wowza, and that looks like it was scored @ azteca.

Montero to Turkey seemed like a possibility earlier in the offseason. don't know what happened with that.

i went to the Seattle-Portland preseason game last week in the rain. check out this tifo from the emerald city supporters:

http://i40.tinypic.com/rm66ms.jpg

awesome, right, pointing that at the portland fans (couple hundred came up for a 6pm weeknight start, very impressive), pointing out the sounders' dominance.

then portland beat us 1-0. lol.

sukkur board (rahni), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link

for a second there i thought they were holding up banners with mathematical equasions on 'em

Michael B, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link

MOAR ILX MLS FANS PLZ

i am under no illusions that my opinions are even that interesting to me (dan m), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

is it worth it? i'm already missing too much proper football as evidenced by jibe showing us how awesome ligue 1 is last week.

he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah I don't think anything in MLS is going to be more awesome that Ligue 1. Well, maybe not, who knows. I do think more Americans who are fans of the game should pay attention.

i am under no illusions that my opinions are even that interesting to me (dan m), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link

would be a superfan if mpls had a team :(

drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Friday, 19 March 2010 01:00 (fourteen years ago) link

you have the new team, NSC Minnesota or whatever they're called!

huh!

drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Friday, 19 March 2010 13:37 (fourteen years ago) link

I support the Wizards, especially this year as they have a Colombian defender named Pablo Escobar.

mizzell, Friday, 19 March 2010 13:45 (fourteen years ago) link

but frankly, I find MLS fairly hard to watch.

mizzell, Friday, 19 March 2010 13:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Soccer hooligans in Seattle?

A Portland Timbers fan who became involved in what he thought was "friendly rivalry banter" with three Sounders FC fans after Seattle lost to Portland last Thursday ended up being choked and dragged him around by his Timbers scarf, according to a police report released Wednesday morning.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/theblotter/2011367604_seattle_soccer_hooligans_choke.html

mizzell, Friday, 19 March 2010 14:05 (fourteen years ago) link

anyway are vancouver and portland scheduled to enter MLS?
I might switch my allegiance to the whitecaps.

mizzell, Friday, 19 March 2010 14:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes, in 2011.

As for finding it hard to watch, you just have to keep reminding yourself that the median player salary is $80k, and it makes it somewhat easier to bear.

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Friday, 19 March 2010 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

And that median includes an extra-wide spread, with some jr players making more like $19,000 (nb: I haven't seen new salary numbers but I'm sure some of the kids are still that low).

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Friday, 19 March 2010 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Pretty convincing win for NYRB over Santos on Saturday in the new Red Bull Arena. For a friendly both sides played hard. Red Bulls looked light years better than last season - quick passes, overlapping fullbacks down the wings, very attractive soccer.

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. (hugo), Monday, 22 March 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link

really looking forward to the Fire/NJRB game this weekend

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Monday, 22 March 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

hey dan what do you think about the fire dropping busch?

rahni, Monday, 22 March 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

someone here reads sbi

I think it's weird, but not entirely suprising. The team was carrying 3 keepers, and even with the new salary cap expansion it's still expensive. They're also looking to bring in a new left back, and the money's got to some from somewhere. Still unnerving though. For all the positive comments surrounding Dykstra (the former backup, now likely starter) he's still almost completely untested.

If this backfires RBNY-last-year-style, a lot of people here are going to be PISSED. Buschy is a very popular player.

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Monday, 22 March 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Also I don't fully believe it until I hear someone other than Ives reporting the story.

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Monday, 22 March 2010 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm not going to worry about anything else until I secure two tickets somewhere in the end zone as near as possible to the supporter's club. Not sure how I'm going to deal with the ticket issue for the rest of this season, and I haven't had the $$ to think about it until now. But I'm getting WELL excited for Saturday.

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Monday, 22 March 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm hearing now that under the new CBA certain veterans have to be waived by 5PM today, so we'll likely see some other surprise dropped players.

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Monday, 22 March 2010 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link

I love this league because tonight I swapped texts with the recently departed goalkeeper and swapped buying beers with the team technical director. Where else could this happen?

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 05:02 (fourteen years ago) link

I know, I know, English 5th division right

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 05:07 (fourteen years ago) link

The MLS salary cap will increase from $2.315 million to $2.55 million and will increase by %5 each season thereafter.

The CBA provides for guaranteed contracts for all players 24 years old or older with three years of MLS service.

Minimum salaries for senior roster players will increase from $34,000 in 2009 to $40,000 in 2010, with an increase of 5 percent each year thereafter.

MLS will establish a Re-Entry Draft. Players eligible for the draft include those whose options were not exercised, those whose contracts were terminated and those whose contracts expired.

Player Contracts will now have a limit on the number of option years they can have. The limit is two option years for players who are at least 25 and have four years of MLS service. All other contracts can have up to three option years.

Players whose annual compensation is less than $125,000, the minimum base salary increase will be %10 for players who play in at least 66 percent of his club's games and 12.5 percent for players who play in at least 75 percent of club's games.
Increases in 401K contributions by the league, appearance fees, per diem and relocation expense reimbursement. Among the addtional player benefits in the CBA are full health care benefits for every player and his family at no cost, 401K contributions and expanded insurance benefits.

Bonuses for wins and exhibitions. The CBA includes a package of bonuses for wins in MLS games and international tournaments, as well as appearance fees for international exhibitions.

The sides reached an agreement on an extension of the Group License that will run through 2015.

The sides will establish a joint committee to study the re-launch of a Reserve Division. In the event the rosters are expanded, the salary for those players will be a minimum of $31,250, with additional annual increases.

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link

really liking the possible return of the reserve league

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 18:07 (fourteen years ago) link

i love philly:

returned to Philly last weekend for my bachelor party. i'm walking down the street wearing a celtic shirt after watching the game vs. st johnstone in the morning and a group of guys stopped and asked if celtic won. they also asked if i was going to some union games this year. i was only able to say, "well i just moved to the DC area" when i started getting booed. i just rolled my eyes and continued, "so i'm going to come up for as many games as possible, I'm not a United fan all of a sudden".

any time you get booed in philadelphia for anything, you know it's officially arrived

rafsan (rahni), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

yo mls people -

when you go to a game, are the stands divided into home/away sections like in yoo-rup?

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 25 March 2010 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, there will be a designated away-fan area, usually only one section or a part of one section.

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Thursday, 25 March 2010 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link

good article dan

rafsan (rahni), Thursday, 25 March 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link

lol, lxy had never seen or heard lalas. her take: "gah shut the fuck up i hate him"

rafsan (rahni), Friday, 26 March 2010 01:36 (fourteen years ago) link

yes, lalas blows hard, but just wait until you hear max bretos call a game...

interesting signing by KC, apparently the best player out of India currently? I know their nat'l side is no great shakes, but he's still young and has scored a few goals.

http://theoriginalwinger.com/2010-03-26-kc-wizards-sign-sunil-chhetri-will-be-first-indian-player-to-play-in-mls

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Friday, 26 March 2010 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link

lxy smrt

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Friday, 26 March 2010 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link

In other words, a big fuck you to LA, NY, Toronto, and Seattle, you money-grubbing sons of bitches. If you can't win with the players you have, better spend more. :/

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link

dp?

caek, Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

DP = designated player (AKA The Beckham Rule)

In a nutshell, it allows teams to only have a portion of the salaries of marquee players count towards the salary cap. Beckham, Blanco, Ljungberg, Angel are/were all DPs. There are a handful of lesser-known DPs as well.

The league decreeing (in the second week of the season, no less) that all teams suddenly are allowed a second such player (and can trade for a third) means that the teams who have the richest ownership groups (the ones I listed above) can now buy, buy, buy. Kind of throws the facade of parity across the league out the window... The league-only transfer window closes in another week or two, but the summer window could be very interesting. New York'll likely sign Henry.

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link

additionally LA has had 2/3 DPs on their roster for years (they grandfathered in Donovan) so who knows what kind of shenanigans they'll be able to pull now

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Sounds pretty good, actually. Is this intended to make the league competitive like other US sports, rather than in the way of things over here? Also must be good prospects of humour if two dps turn out to be mismatched egowise

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link

I realise this is a big question but:

Kind of throws the facade of parity across the league out the window...

so?

caek, Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link

One thing that the league has taken pride in is that there is no "big four" as in the leagues across the pond. They've repeatedly asserted that unfettered wage-wars among big market clubs would kill the league a la NASL (something that was often cited in the recent CBA negotiaions when players were looking for expanded free agency). Adding another DP spot plays into the hands of the big money clubs, even if every team gets extra one. Of course, LA has had 2 DPs for 3 years now (3 DPs if you count Carlos Ruiz) and they haven't won anything. So who knows?

Actually what is most galling to me about this is the timing of the announcement. Everyone who follows the league was on pins and needles for weeks during the labor negotiations. It's very surprising for the league to announce a big change like this now that this season's play has already begun.

We saw dueling-DP egos already with Beckham and Donovan, but imo the real humor in it all comes from the players who get signed to DP contracts and then FLOP. Dallas had a Denilson (not sure which one) that was beyond sad. Houston has a Mexican guy at the moment who is turning out to be crap, too.

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Of course, if Chicago signs Riquelme I will be A-OK with all of this.

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

a buddy of mine sums up the good and bad of this better than I can:

http://pitchinvasion.net/blog/2010/04/01/the-sweeper-the-rich-get-better-in-mls/

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Thursday, 1 April 2010 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link

lol socialism

caek, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link

MLS 2010 RE: BUDDLE

rafsan (rahni), Friday, 2 April 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

new thread?

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Friday, 2 April 2010 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link

"Toronto FC can't win the US Open Cup because they are from Canada: MLS 2010"

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Friday, 2 April 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link

OK so my team sucks ass so far. Anyone else?

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm afraid to even say anything lest I jinx it.

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link

glory glory wizards top of the table
ryan smith appears to be a great signing.

mizzell, Monday, 12 April 2010 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Edson Buddle is insane, he's scored all of LA's goals so far iirc.

The 'zards are looking much, much stronger than previous seasons. Could be the boost of having their stadium on the way, or it could be that getting rid of Onalfo was a good move...

...on a related note: LOL DC.

The Fire are not playing terribly, but new guy Collins John had two open looks at goal on Saturday -- whiffed one, and a defender cleared the second off the line. Finishing was the problem last year and he was supposed to be part of the solution to that. :/ The random Salvadoran players that the new coach has brought in are underwhelming as hell so far, and the rookie GK isn't so hot either. Might be a rebuilding year after all.

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link

does buddle have any chance of making the world cup?

mizzell, Monday, 12 April 2010 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Seems like there's a lot of online opinions that say yes. I don't know if he's ever been capped, so it'd be a hell of a thing to throw him right into the mix. Another name that is getting tossed around a lot is Herculez Gomez, who has scored I think 8 goals in 12 games for Puebla in Mexico. Honestly, I think I'd rather see him... he played in the 07 Copa America and seems slightly more reliable than Buddle.

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link

buddle has one cap, according to wiki, in a 2003 friendly

mizzell, Monday, 12 April 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link

all that matters is that the wild-card selection has an A++++ name

pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, these guys have much more entertaining monikers than Conor Casey or Brian Ching.

Would love to hear a commentator call a Gomez goal w/ "Herculeeez, Herculeeez" a la The Nutty Professor.

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Allegedly MLS has moved past the NHL and NBA in attendance: http://www.mls-daily.com/2010/04/mls-attendance-moves-past-nba-nhl.html

The hockey fan in me dies a little bit.

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 02:23 (fourteen years ago) link

ok i just watched final kick, espn's highlights of the week, and about half the goals were the result of absolutely shocking mistakes by defenders/ goalies.

mizzell, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link

haha how long have you been watching this league? :)

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:09 (fourteen years ago) link

the replay of the first SJ goal agaist the Fire should have had some kazoo/slide whistle/BLOINK sound effects

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Seattle get a 36,000 average attendance? That's pretty hefty.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Ahead of the NBA? Does no one go to basketball games?

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

most nba arenas hold less than 20,000
nets attendance this year probably single-handedly responsible.
also this only takes into account the mls season so far, which is 3 weeks.

mizzell, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Lots of people go to basketball games, but the average capacity of an NBA arena is only about 19,000, with the Palace at Auburn Hills holding the most at 22,076. Meanwhile, the Dynamo, the United, the Galaxy, and Chivas all play at stadia that hold 27,000+. Also, each NBA arena hosts 41 games per year, so some games are more sparsely attended than others.

HOOS zing-steen (jaymc), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah Seattle skews the avgs all to hell. Philly playing at the Eagles stadium for part of the year messes with it too. w/o them it's probably closer to 15-16k. Dallas and Columbus get < 10k on the regular, and KC and SJ are stuck in ~10k stadia for the time being. Chicago had 20k for the home opener on Saturday.

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link

xp (But over the entire season more total fans will have gone to a NBA game than to an MLS game.)

HOOS zing-steen (jaymc), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link

MLS season is I think 32 games this year? It's the first season that each team plays everyone else home and away.

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link

(note: the "Allegedly" in my post with the attendence link was sarcastic)

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Meanwhile, the Dynamo, the United, the Galaxy, and Chivas all play at stadia that hold 27,000+.

Pretty much the only one of these that sells out with any regularity is Galaxy games (they and Chivas share a stadium), and with no Becks for most of this year that's even doubtful. United and Dynamo play in outdated American football stadia and get no revenue from things like beer sales and parking, hence the league-wide push to get each team its own home. United is the only one w/o a solid plan in place iirc. The new NY arena holds 25k.

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Obv. the United are not selling out RFK, but do they get more than 20,000?

HOOS zing-steen (jaymc), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Close to it, or more when it's an important game. They've got a friendly against AC Milan scheduled for this summer that'll probably sell out.

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

omfg Don Garber is such a fucking fool

“I think we’re going to see more and more MLS fans travel. Like Toronto fans have taught other MLS supporters to go around to our stadiums."

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah turns out Toronto invented the game too, all those years before they joined MLS we were actually watching baseball -- who knew?

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

mls-related, i really like chicago's announcement of the sister cities cup. how cool. not like there needs to be another cup, but i'm into this one. it made me look up seattle's sister cities: ooh nantes, perugia, mazatlan, that would totally work.

est 2010 (rahni), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Why is it so big in Seattle (and why did they not get an original franchise)? It can't be all down to Ljungberg

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

HIPPIES

GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

srsly tho i think WA might be one of those states that produces more young soccer players than it does football players. plus liberal effete euro-loving pussies

GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

That's funny - 70s footy here got a totally different vibe

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link

last gbx part tru tru.

also we lost the sonics, and we traditionally get REALLY INTO a team when it's new. it's the hot ticket in town. we'll see in 5 years.

est 2010 (rahni), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Seattle also lost their NBA franchise recently, and don't have an NHL team.

xp yup

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Good to see liberalism still going strong anyway.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Sister Cities Cup teams for the interested:

Chicago Fire
Paris St. Germain
Legia Warszawa
Red Star Belgrade

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm not sure why seattle didn't get a club earlier. the stadium only got built 5(?) years ago and there would've been no place to play before that, so no point in courting a club.

the old NASL club drew pretty well. they used to play in the kingdome, a 50k seat indoor place. they didn't fill it, but crowds were decent. or they seemed so to 4 year old me.

est 2010 (rahni), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

sister cities cup sounds cool.

mizzell, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Don Garber can kiss my Anglophilic costal-elitist American ass, I went to see the Metros play New England at Foxboro in 1999.

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd like to get St Pauli for a sister club, how cool would that be?

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Just remembered this:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/seattles-disastrous-sports-year-continues-with-add,6489/

HOOS zing-steen (jaymc), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I read about an unrecognised world cup that 'The Republic of St Pauli' hosted for Greenland, Northern Cyprus, Gibraltar, etc. So they might twin with Navajo Nation or someone if they ever get a franchise

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd like to get St Pauli for a sister club, how cool would that be?

― Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Tuesday, April 13, 2010 3:10 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

oh yes, st pauli is v v likely to partner with the fukkin RED BULLS

GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

St. Pauli are also known for their close links with many other foreign clubs, enjoying a particularly close friendship with Celtic with St. Pauli fans attending Celtic games on the continent when Celtic play UEFA competitions. St Pauli flags and scarves are frequently seen on display at Celtic Park (The official Celtic stores sell St Pauli merchandise) and every year Celtic supporters arrive in Hamburg for the annual St Pauli - Celtic Festival.

Hands off, we've already got them.

ailsa, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

LOOK I DIDN'T ASK TO BE AN ENERGY DRINK OKAY SO LAY OFF.

xp to Ailsa: Oh bother. But it's unofficial, right??

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Or at least non-exclusive.

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, aye, but Celtic allowing their merchandise to be sold in their official stores is about as official as you are likely to get.

xpost, yeah, OK, not exclusive. But fairly concrete as far as tie-ups go.

ailsa, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link

they have an open relationship

GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link

also i gotta cop to being the kind of person who just ~likes~ both celtic AND st pauli for reasons that have nothing to do with the actual football (irish, likes the skull and crossbones)

GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link

No-one likes Celtic for the actual football right now. They're on the telly right now and I'm posting on the MLS thread, FFS.

ailsa, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

You could probably still get Millwall

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

no sister cities listed on the harrison nj wiki page

mizzell, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link

I like St Pauli for playing in brown shirts and saying fuk tha haters, among other things.

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link

This is the thing Ismael was talking about, btw:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_FIFI_Wild_Cup

ailsa, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link

rahni otm

GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Poor old Tibet. Second FIFI Wild Cup in Greenland this summer, in case South Africa's too hard to get to

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I was pretty pissed when I missed the Homeless World Cup when it was in Chicago a couple of years ago.

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i39.tinypic.com/14w3ss8.jpg

est 2010 (rahni), Friday, 16 April 2010 07:33 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Friday, 16 April 2010 14:50 (fourteen years ago) link

It's a shitty situation, but I was surprised to see that the tributes of Fire fans to Poland's president et al made the news in Poland:

http://www.portalkibica.pl/aktualnosci/fani-w-chicago-uczcili-ofiary-katastrofy.html

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Friday, 16 April 2010 14:59 (fourteen years ago) link

one more -- the classic Bridgeview Borealis On Tour in New Jersey:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2742/4480167593_5035aa40fb.jpg

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Friday, 16 April 2010 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link

yay, Red Bulls get Spurs. And Manchester City and Sporting

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more_sports/2010/04/21/2010-04-21_red_bulls_to_play_host_to_top_english_clubs.html#ixzz0lkxwuzB8

mizzell, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link

for their version of the sister city thing.

mizzell, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link

top_english_clubs.html

Sporting

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link

I kid. I think we're going to be seeing more and more of this, especially as clubs in Yurp try to sort out their debts. I read earlier today that there's a rumor of a Celtic/Rangers match in Mass.

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I think that's pretty much a rumour at the moment. Celtic have games lined up in Canada, Rangers in Florida, I think someone's thought they might as well meet up in the middle when they're done. Good luck Boston is all I can say about it.

ailsa, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Hooliganism visited upon the shores of the New World in amounts not seen since the great West Ham/Columbus Crew showdown of aught-eight.

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Actually iirc New England's stadium (where they'd likely play) is closer to Connecticut than it is Boston, so either 1. nobody will come or 2. they'll be so concerned about how they're going to get home no-one will want to fight.

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Parachuting some Rangers fans into a bit of USA populated with Irish Catholic ex-pats - MARKETING GENIUS. Am hoping Celtic see sense and distance themselves from this nonsense.

xpost, ah, OK.

ailsa, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Not unhappy to allied w Spurs although have a bad association from someone I used to know. But still, F will be gaga over the Croats in their line-up, so much so that I might even be able to get him to come back to RB Arena to watch them.

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link

*be allied

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Big friendly announcement day, it seems. The Fire just annouced they're playing A.C. Milan at the end of May.

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link

OK, as if the Celtic/Rangers rumor couldn't get any worse: Fenway Park?

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/soccerinsider/2010/04/soccer_at_fenway_park.html?wprss=soccerinsider

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Thursday, 22 April 2010 03:17 (fourteen years ago) link

fenway would be dope, why send them out to some bullshit suburb. goff commenter makes it historically right: according to Wikipedia, it would be the 2nd time Celtic played in Fenway. In 1931, they played a team called -- wait for it -- the New York Yankees, who were part of the American Soccer League. Celtic lost 4-3.

rahni, Thursday, 22 April 2010 07:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Been waiting to post about this for a while...

http://section8chicago.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=503:supporters-charter&catid=1:general-supporter-news&Itemid=161

The Chicago Fire Soccer Club and Section 8 Chicago, the Independent Supporters’ Association for the Chicago Fire Soccer Club, jointly announced today that they have reached a groundbreaking agreement to institute the first-ever Chicago Fire Soccer Club Supporters’ Charter

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Friday, 23 April 2010 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link

The Sounders were robbed last night.

brotherlovesdub, Friday, 23 April 2010 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link

that game was dull as hellllll

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Friday, 23 April 2010 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link

So we were gonna get the Direct Kick package but we haven't had the money and I've seen every game I was interested in ANYWAY on either FoxSoccer or MSG network. Pretty great considering I can't even afford to go to the arena, lately. ;_;

wasting time and money trying to change the weather (Laurel), Friday, 23 April 2010 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link

The online DK package is actually pretty sweet, as is ESPN360 for the games they carry.

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Friday, 23 April 2010 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link

v v worthwhile article abt steve zakuani's life, how he ended up here etc
http://pitchinvasion.net/blog/2010/04/26/stories-of-african-and-english-and-american-soccer-steve-zakuani-and-the-congo/

con-ni (rahni), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Great article, thanks.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 07:07 (thirteen years ago) link

ok that's really fuuny

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Friday, 30 April 2010 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i don't know where to put this so i'm putting it here
from :35
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXYr0cN2Bbc

rahni, Thursday, 3 June 2010 03:26 (thirteen years ago) link

aw lil nimo

rahni, Thursday, 3 June 2010 03:27 (thirteen years ago) link

lol second division

dan m, Thursday, 3 June 2010 03:31 (thirteen years ago) link

11 reasons this is the Chicago Fire's US World Cup team

^^^:)

dan m, Thursday, 3 June 2010 03:32 (thirteen years ago) link

let's talk rookies

i'm drunk so let's go team!by team

ne: schiliwaski can score huh
red bulls: ream got early accolades but he's had some howlers? didnt see his OG. garcia agudelo chinn, liked watchung them in usoc
philly: mwanga did u see that scorcher. macinerney hasn't looked out of place in few
few minutes
dc: hamid starting, najar w/ a tight 1 tonight
chcago ?
tor ?
hous ?
chivas ?
dallas that blonde guy
galaxy bowen and stephens filling in tightly
sj opara was big but then he had finals and is sitting. lol us soccer
kc that british guy has had moments
sea gahh this team. besides being unwatchable
they have no one young to root for. 1st rounder's played like 20 mins, 2nd rounder showed up today. montano's contribution seems to be lookinng like ronaldo, the announcers never fail to mention

i forgot a team or two

rahni, Thursday, 3 June 2010 04:10 (thirteen years ago) link

col ?
colombus ?
slc wanna see gil and warner(?)

rahni, Thursday, 3 June 2010 04:14 (thirteen years ago) link

chcago ?

Haven't really played the rooks much. Kwame Watson-Siriboe has potential in the central d, Corben Bone looked good in friendlies and (might?) be the playmaker the team really needs. lolbackupgoalie got to play against PSG and AC Milan.

KC's Teal Bunbury looked good in a few mins against the Fire.

dallas that blonde guy

Brek Shea? He has played for them for a couple years, though this might be his first season as a regular first-teamer.

dan m, Thursday, 3 June 2010 05:25 (thirteen years ago) link

cross post : Austin Texas RFI

caek, Saturday, 5 June 2010 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link

nice uniforms for vancouver
http://www.theprovince.com/technology/Smart+phone+deal+rings+Vancouver+Whitecaps+look/3138243/story.html

mizzell, Monday, 14 June 2010 17:13 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k82/nowak10/9d0d4562.jpg

dan m, Monday, 14 June 2010 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

look who's likely coming back

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k82/nowak10/blanco.gif

it's time for revenge, let's attack aggresively (dan m), Monday, 12 July 2010 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

lols. i will boo him lustily.

rumor is LJUNBERG OUT. hope hope hope, fingers crossed.

156, Monday, 12 July 2010 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Henry in?

asking a dog for permission to throw a party (gbx), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

That's the story. The other rumor is that they're (NY) getting Rafa Marquez too.

it's time for revenge, let's attack aggresively (dan m), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link

what's the deal with ljungberg? has he been consistenly rubbish or just constantly injured?

sonderangerbot, Monday, 12 July 2010 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link

consistently unlikebale, consistently complaining. i dunno, it's mostly me being sick of watching him week in week out. people are saying he might go to serie a or to another mls team.

156, Monday, 12 July 2010 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link

There is one other really interesting Chicago transfer target rumor...

it's time for revenge, let's attack aggresively (dan m), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link

...

156, Monday, 12 July 2010 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't know if I should talk about it!

it's time for revenge, let's attack aggresively (dan m), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Dude is Mexican also, played in the prem for a minute but has bounced around a few other euro leagues since.

it's time for revenge, let's attack aggresively (dan m), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh man I didn't notice until today that the Revs beat the Galaxy, that fuckin rules. <3 this league sometimes.

Um what else? Superliga is starting tomorrow, that should be good for at least one unnecessary injury while getting beat down by Mexican clubs.

it's time for revenge, let's attack aggresively (dan m), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Also I may as well spill the beans about that transfer target: N3ry C@still0

it's time for revenge, let's attack aggresively (dan m), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link

All-Star first XI to take on Man Utd

Goalkeeper- Donovan Ricketts (Los Angeles Galaxy)

Defenders- Chad Marshall (Columbus Crew), Omar Gonzalez (Los Angeles Galaxy), Jamison Olave (Real Salt Lake)

Midfielders- Kyle Beckerman (Real Salt Lake), Marco Pappa (Chicago Fire), Javier Morales (Real Salt Lake), Dwayne De Rosario (Toronto FC), Guillermo Barros Schelotto (Columbus Crew)

Forwards- Landon Donovan (Los Angeles Galaxy), Edson Buddle (Los Angeles Galaxy)

it's time for revenge, let's attack aggresively (dan m), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 20:23 (thirteen years ago) link

lol 3-5-2

it's time for revenge, let's attack aggresively (dan m), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Giggs wants to finish his career in the MLS.

Captain Ostensible (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 05:31 (thirteen years ago) link

What is he like 39?

it's time for revenge, let's attack aggresively (dan m), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 05:46 (thirteen years ago) link

36 I think.

Captain Ostensible (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 06:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Hm, I don't want to say "too old" but this league is harder than many people realize.

it's time for revenge, let's attack aggresively (dan m), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 13:51 (thirteen years ago) link

giggs is 37 or very close to it i think.

thierry henry, then

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Laurel, what do you think of Henry moving to the Red Bulls?

Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Since he's been saying he wanted to come to New York for at least the last few years, I think it's an excellent vote of confidence in the league and excuse me while I buff my nails on this here lapel but a bit of a coup for the club too. Yes, he's old. Yes, he's looking for somewhere to end his career that will pay him a pretty penny anyway. I don't care. He's Thierry Henry for god's sake. Sure, maybe he just wanted to live in NYC but if this club hadn't pulled itself out of the root cellar to where it is now, he wouldn't be considering it for ANY amount of money.

Exactly how he'll fit into the team I don't know, and I haven't been reading all the strategical posturing from fans and commentators.

the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

I'll be curious as to how and where he's played.

Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Some people will obv have to be moved aside, interested to see who and how exactly. About time JPA felt some extra heat imo. He's not the youngest anymore either but he's got nothing on at least one of the incoming DPs, who will still run circles around him.

the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I haven't seen him much at Barca (nor has anybody else) but for Arsenal and France he's been a forward who can get a little petulant if he doesn't get service. Tactically and formationally you can argue at length as to whether a forward, esp a lone forward, should come back for the ball or not and try to make his own chances but I tend to think that sometimes, even in a lone striker formation, the forward may be there not just to strike but to hold the ball up, to get past the defense et cetera and help create chances for other advancing players.

Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm interested to see how much he's lost since leaving Arsenal. He never really sparked at Barca for me, but I can't believe he's still not a great player.

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link

NY has at least one quality midfielder now though, right? The Estonian guy, Lindpere? I'd be very surprised if Henry isn't played alongside Angel, personally.

it's time for revenge, let's attack aggresively (dan m), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Dunno if any of you MLSers watched the Superliga last night, but we got owned 5-1 by Morelia. The Fire are a joke this year. Pic related.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs063.snc4/34511_447047242501_671107501_5975054_4358403_n.jpg

Danny Dyer (dan m), Thursday, 15 July 2010 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Also I may as well spill the beans about that transfer target: N3ry C@still0

― it's time for revenge, let's attack aggresively (dan m), Tuesday, July 13, 2010 2:07 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'd just like to point out I was OTM in this thread.

Danny Dyer (dan m), Sunday, 18 July 2010 04:55 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMJ2s_s6tz4

Honestly, I think even if this guy wasn't playing for the team I support I'd still think it was good for the league

Danny Dyer (dan m), Sunday, 18 July 2010 05:25 (thirteen years ago) link

He's only 26. Where is your "Retirement League" now?

Danny Dyer (dan m), Sunday, 18 July 2010 05:27 (thirteen years ago) link

it IS good for the league. next couple years it's gonna be shown that u can't get by and be old in mls anymore

156, Sunday, 18 July 2010 08:20 (thirteen years ago) link

in planning for my first pdl game i came across this

http://i27.tinypic.com/20su1op.jpg

156, Sunday, 18 July 2010 08:20 (thirteen years ago) link

badass

156, Sunday, 18 July 2010 08:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Rumour has it that Pirès and Ljungberg may join Titi at the NY Red Bulls.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 July 2010 08:01 (thirteen years ago) link

At the moment, everything I've read is pointing toward Rafael Marquez being their third designated player. This is not to say that Pires or Ljungberg couldn't join, it would just have to be for less money than they'd probably require.

Call me crazy, but I actually kind of like the Arms Race that is going on in MLS right now. The rule changes made in the off season mean that teams can hire big guns for less money against the salary cap, and doing so in the summer transfer window means they only have to pay 1/2 that money for this year. Getting guys like Henry is not really surprising -- he had been rumored to be coming to NY for like 2 years. But the signings of Castillo, Omar Bravo, the Uruguayan WC midfielder in Seattle (forgetting his name atm) and all the rumors on top of that is making for the silliest silly season since I started following the league.

Danny Dyer (dan m), Thursday, 22 July 2010 13:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Of course it's all probably planned to coincide with the end of the WC, since the entire league is run by marketers.

Danny Dyer (dan m), Thursday, 22 July 2010 13:32 (thirteen years ago) link

"It's just tough to argue against the empirical data -- TV ratings, website traffic, bar tabs. They're all going up during and around soccer games. That seems to indicate that however annoying or casual the fans are, or however annoying they are to each other, they are still watching. Yes, the World Cup more than anything else. But U.S. interest in the English Premier League and Champions League and the ratings and website traffic surrounding those leagues is growing significantly too. There are even people who watch Major League Soccer. And that may be the biggest miracle of all. And the biggest proof that soccer must be going somewhere here. It's like Daniel Kellison's [former executive producer of 'The Man Show' and 'Jimmy Kimmel Live'] heterosexuality test -- any man can have sex with a model. But only the most heterosexual of men can bring himself to have sex with a truly unattractive woman. The fact that American soccer fans can sit through 90 minutes of MLS is proof of a love of soccer beyond anything the rest of the world can possibly fathom."

156, Saturday, 24 July 2010 06:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Wheres that taken from?

Michael B, Saturday, 24 July 2010 11:16 (thirteen years ago) link

U.S. interest in the English Premier League ... growing significantly too

The fact that American soccer fans can sit through 90 minutes of MLS is proof of a love of soccer beyond anything the rest of the world can possibly fathom.

I don't see why it's so hard to believe that people would rather go to a match, live, in a modern stadium, for as little as $15-20 instead of getting up at 6 AM to watch Bolton v. Wigan or Hull v. Burnley?

Danny Dyer (dan m), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 05:18 (thirteen years ago) link

sorry michael, it's from here: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/100722/mailbag1

just posting 4 the lols, i love mls

156, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 05:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Me too, which is why it irks me when people assume it is automatically terrible.

Danny Dyer (dan m), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 06:07 (thirteen years ago) link

This is a few days old now, but in case anyone missed it...the most awkward interview ever with Thierry Henry about coming to NY

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/good_day_ny/new-york-red-bull-thierry-henry-20100719

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha yeah, the official MLS blog had that listed as "worst soccer interview ever".

Danny Dyer (dan m), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link

it was awful i loved every second

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link

The cherry on top is the explanation of "Bronx Cheer", and the backpedalling that comes with it, LOL

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link

ESPN had their own Henry interview the same day that proved not everyone over here is a clueless fool. That interview was conducted by Derek Rae and Shaka Hislop, of course. It also included a bonus Henry/Hislop head-to-head goals and results segment for the lolz.

Danny Dyer (dan m), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link

lol, apparently Kansas City sold 700 season ticket packages for next year the day after they defeated Man Utd 2-1 in a friendly.

Danny Dyer (dan m), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 16:09 (thirteen years ago) link

what it's all about tbf

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link

All-Star game on ESPN atm. :D

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 29 July 2010 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link

ok dan m or anyone else in the know, what the hell was going on with the coin toss before the game there?

sonderangerbot, Thursday, 29 July 2010 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I guess it determined which of the new teams picks first in the draft next year, Portland or Vancouver. Vancouver won I guess? Whatevs.

Team MLS proved tonight why this game is dumb. At least no-one got injured for no reason.

Danny Dyer (dan m), Thursday, 29 July 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Kind of a downer, yeah.

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 29 July 2010 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link

lolstars

Danny Dyer (dan m), Thursday, 29 July 2010 04:06 (thirteen years ago) link

All "stars"

"All" stars

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 29 July 2010 04:17 (thirteen years ago) link

The list of Designated Players grew by one more in MLS Thursday, as the Seattle Sounders announced the signing of Uruguay World Cup veteran Alvaro Fernandez.

A 24-year-old midfielder, Fernandez joins Seattle after last playing for Universidad de Chile in Chile's Primera Division. He made four appearances for Uruguay at the World Cup in South Africa, starting the quarterfinal against Ghana and coming off the bench in three other matches.

Danny Dyer (dan m), Thursday, 29 July 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't see why it's so hard to believe that people would rather go to a match, live, in a modern stadium, for as little as $15-20 instead of getting up at 6 AM to watch Bolton v. Wigan or Hull v. Burnley?

Tape delay takes care of the time issue, and it wouldn't surprise me at all for people to be more interested in the best play in the world (not just EPL, Euros in general) rather than the equivalent of Double or Triple-A with a sprinkling of fading stars.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Thursday, 29 July 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Where is loujagz to defend lower-league play when I need him

Danny Dyer (dan m), Thursday, 29 July 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

p ridiculous to suggest there are a lot of americans getting up to watch burnley, hull, wigan or bolton.

mizzell, Thursday, 29 July 2010 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Bascially, yeah, it's not "the best play" which is kind of subjective anyway. At the highest levels like Champions League etc you often get stifling defensive play which is antithetical to what most Americans would probably consider "the best".

As for fading stars... Did you read the thing about the 24-year-old Uruguayan WC team player coming to Seattle? Or the 26-year-old Mexican who tore it up for their nat'l team and in Greece before pissing off some Ukrainian oil billionaires and getting blacklisted? Thierry Henry is sort of old but he is not finished by a long shot. There is also a bumper crop of young American talent that is just starting to rise to the surface, and instead of immediately lighting out to Europe they're staying home and developing into great players in front of us.

The tide is changing in MLS, it's too fast and physical to be considered a retirement home much longer. The tactical sensibility is low across the board, true, but it's rising steadily every season. And, above it all: It's our league. It will never rise to be anything near "the best" without the support of the people who care about the game in this country.

xp I wasn't suggesting that they were! I was saying it's silly to think that fans of the game in this country would prefer watching those teams to seeing a match in person.

Danny Dyer (dan m), Thursday, 29 July 2010 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link

The young MLS stars will (or at least should) move up to higher ranks - that's kind of what makes it a minor league. And if MLS refuses to let them move up to the bigger money in Europe, it won't have access to those players for long.

Fading stars - the Beckhams and Henrys - will continue to come over here for easier play and the American market. MLS will never have a level of play close to that of the top Euro leagues and I hope the league and its fans aren't pinning their hopes on that case. There's simply not enough money in the game.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Thursday, 29 July 2010 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I think even casual fans can distinguish between potentially boring but high-level play and lower-level play. Independent minor league baseball looks a lot like MLB - scores are roughly the same, etc. but it's not hard to see how much tighter the top-level game is in fielding, high-pressure pitching, etc.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Thursday, 29 July 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't know where to start so I'll just respond to this:

MLS will never have a level of play close to that of the top Euro leagues and I hope the league and its fans aren't pinning their hopes on that case.

20 years ago there was no top-level outdoor men's league in this country and our nat'l team barely squeaked past Trinidad to qualify for the World Cup. Today we have a solid if unspectacular league and a national side that can play with any team in the world. Never say never.

Danny Dyer (dan m), Thursday, 29 July 2010 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm hearing rumors of Ljungberg to Chicago.

Danny Dyer (dan m), Friday, 30 July 2010 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/415/facepalmby.jpg

Danny Dyer (dan m), Friday, 30 July 2010 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Is it wrong to OTM yourself?

Danny Dyer (dan m), Friday, 30 July 2010 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link

loool
enjoy him

a peach tree (156), Saturday, 31 July 2010 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link

They do need a creative midfield presence but damn it I've spent so much time making fun of him.

Danny Dyer (dan m), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:27 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i28.tinypic.com/2dtxhcn.jpg

a peach tree (156), Saturday, 31 July 2010 06:43 (thirteen years ago) link

mls can aspire to be the best league outside of europe. long term it's not so far-fetched. mls has a bunch of factors working in its favor. what's better at this point? nothing in asia. brazil, argentina, and mexico are the only leagues i see as being better.
argentina is one wrong step away from their peso being worthless again. mexico, the security situation is a deep concern, even if quality of play and quality of pay are still better than mls. brazil i know nothing about but you have to think they sell their future stars fast.

there's no reason why mls can't step into what could become a void. the idea that

There's simply not enough money in the game
is false. the pie can always get bigger. more people can come to games. tv rights can always fetch more money.

look at what's happened in colombia. the league is basically insolvent, checks are bouncing, and the players are bouncing from the league even faster. that's been to MLS's benefit. in the western hemisphere there's still a cachet to america/canada. players from el salvador or honduras whose families feel like europe is too far away, too unknown, will look to mls. your average nicuraguan parent of a future star, they don't know red star belgrade from cska, it all seems far away and foreign, but everyone has a cousin or family friend in LA or chicago. and if they stay long enough, hey, green card. have a kid here? s/he's american. MLS can be the main league for the caribbean and central america and canada and the US. that's a lot of talent. and mls can be attractive to pretty much any player. play in the right city and you have a social network of countrymen. no other league can offer that.

yes, the nearly-finished will still come to mls. and that's fine if it gets people to come out and see the game. i don't buy the 'quality of play sux so they won't come back' argument. i fell in love with soccer watching a team called Vegalta in sendai, japan. did i know how crappy the j-league supposedly is? no. i knew i could take the subway to a game, watch 20,000 japanese badly sing along to Country Roads, have a beer and cheer. A soccer-specific stadium in a city on a summer night practically sells itself, no matter how many red cards, no matter how sloppy the play.

i do think the washed-up former stars will get found out as the league gets better and better.

i'm gonna bet that we can all agree that MLS will be a feeder league for at least the medium term (15-20 years). but MLS has the chance to be the biggest and best shop window in the world, and there's nothing wrong with that. it's kind of awesome.

a peach tree (156), Saturday, 31 July 2010 06:57 (thirteen years ago) link

hear hear

Danny Dyer (dan m), Saturday, 31 July 2010 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

the return of the NY Cosmos?

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/02/sports/soccer/02cosmos.html

Danny Dyer (dan m), Monday, 2 August 2010 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link

fyi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Di8QT98Zk&feature=related

pies. (gbx), Friday, 6 August 2010 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link

fyi

sega's back

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/7732/segaa.jpg

Danny Dyer (dan m), Saturday, 7 August 2010 06:04 (thirteen years ago) link

nobody watching usa/brazil?

iatee, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link

ugh

Danny Dyer (dan m), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link

really not impressed w/ Borny or Bedoya

Danny Dyer (dan m), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link

feel like we started out pretty good, now it's just brazil having fun

iatee, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 00:56 (thirteen years ago) link

as I was saying...

iatee, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link

so many players just standing still there, watching

Danny Dyer (dan m), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

lol nike usa commercial

"I am a giant killer"

Danny Dyer (dan m), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link

;_;

iatee, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link

holy fuck lalas is such a loudmouth

Danny Dyer (dan m), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link

jeez

iatee, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 01:23 (thirteen years ago) link

brazil having fun

Danny Dyer (dan m), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link

what do you know, offside

Danny Dyer (dan m), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 01:27 (thirteen years ago) link

argh

iatee, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 01:27 (thirteen years ago) link

charlie davies ca. summer 2009 would have blown right by that brazil d

Danny Dyer (dan m), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 01:29 (thirteen years ago) link

whats the score?

Michael B, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link

0-2

iatee, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link

mostly cause brazil doesn't seem to particularly care anymore

iatee, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link

and because they keep hitting the posts

Danny Dyer (dan m), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 01:55 (thirteen years ago) link

77,223

Danny Dyer (dan m), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 01:57 (thirteen years ago) link

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mostly cause brazil doesn't seem to particularly care anymore

― iatee, Tuesday, August 10, 2010 9:43 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark

most of these kids have fewer than 10 caps, i'm sure they all want to score

mizzell, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah it might be more the post thing

iatee, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link

why is michael bradley playing forward

Danny Dyer (dan m), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link

sooo...guzan was a bright spot?

a peach tree (156), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:06 (thirteen years ago) link

he didn't actually let in any goals

I liked what I saw of goodson too

Danny Dyer (dan m), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I liked what I saw of 18 y.o. Neymar da Silva Santos Júnior

Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 04:32 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsre2UcAOL0

Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 05:12 (thirteen years ago) link

lol at running out spector to showcase him or w/e just to see how he gets turned around

a peach tree (156), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 05:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Guys I am not a starfucker but I met Freddie Ljungberg last night at the opening of a new soccer bar here in Chicago and I swooned a little bit.

Danny Dyer (dan m), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Also our new gk is a total bro.

Danny Dyer (dan m), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Book review

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41151HA6JCL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Soccer In A Football World
David Wangerin

amazon US UK Google books

This is a history of American soccer and it's really, really good. It traces the game from the earliest days, when it arrived at the same time as it did everywhere else, through all subsequent eras, some successful, others disastrous. It's a straight-up treatment, he's not pushing any particular viewpoint except for a love of the game, and he's amused and heartbroken in all the right places, but mostly just interested in letting you know what happened. It's pretty much all fascinating, and a few nice pictures too. I especially like the way crowd trouble keeps appearing throughout history, it makes me feel the US game was right in step with the rest of us all along.

It's just an excellent piece of writing. He has several different strands to trace - the professional game, national squad, grassroots soccer, big personalities, rival sports - and he balances their attention really well, keeping them all updated together so you get a single narrative without you being totally conscious of how he's doing it.

I especially like the sheer number of different aspects of soccer in the US, not all of which I was aware of - power struggles at national levels, college soccer, the ethnic game, women's football, kids' football, etc etc etc. See also 156's excellent post above. These are (nearly) all strengths imo and it's kind of tragic how you haven't managed to create a sporting culture that blends them all, mostly because there's never been a single, undisputed, competent administrative body. I had never appreciated, especially, that even up until the 50s everything except the supremacy of baseball was up for grabs - even gridiron wasn't much more popular until TV changed the rules totally. Y'know, why couldn't there have been a single structure where New Jersey clubs of scots origin and top college sides competed with tycoon-owned clubs and the best St Louis had to offer, and all the other entities that have been big at one time or another? Instead of all that fannying about trying to create something for television or people who don't really like the game at all.

MLS seems to have mostly sorted that now, and the book ends hopefully - a lot of faith is placed in the bricks-and-mortar development that's taken place recently, and that kind of modest achievement seems the right way to go. But the catch is the lack of any spontaneous soccer culture, and that seems to me to be a huge drawback - if you ever get your inner-city kids spending their youth kicking a ball rather than bouncing it, you will be unstoppable.

I can't really think of any faults to the book at all. I'd've maybe liked a bit more anecdotal stuff about the early players, and the 1930 squad in particular, because that's my thing, but nobody's going to be able to write that now and I can't complain. There is a fair amount anyway, and he keeps it up to the present day - lots of good stuff about the post 1990 stars I'm more familiar with.

Basically, if you like football and you like reading, and you like a bit of history, you'll like this.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 13 August 2010 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link

if you ever get your inner-city kids spending their youth kicking a ball rather than bouncing it, you will be unstoppable

I posted yesterday in the off-season thread about a change in NCAA (college athletics governing body) rules concerning players signing contracts and receiving compensation from professional clubs but not waiving their eligibility to get a scholarship, play in the college ranks and get a free education. One of the dozens of reasons more kids don't seem to keep playing the game is this sort of catch-22 of pay-to-play coaching, college, and other sports. Aside from the really big stars, American NBA players hone their skills in the college game for the most part, but there's a hell of a lot of them who don't get a pro contract and still have their degrees to fall back on. Same thing with football/gridiron/handegg. So, to a kid that grows up playing basketball or football AND soccer (and there are a lot of them), the path that leads to a free education and the possibility of huge riches is the path they take.

With soccer, the best coaching is not in the college ranks, and the college game has crazy rules about things like substitution, the season is very short, and many players that come out of it are already getting "too old" at 22 or so to compete seriously in the pro game. Many of the top college players fall apart completely, even in MLS. Being able to be affiliated with a pro club from an early age, to get coaching and experience in a pro environment beyond just training, and still having the ability to go to school on a scholarship if things don't work out is going to be a boon to the kids who are 15-16 years old right now, and those who will come after them.

Danny Dyer (dan m), Friday, 13 August 2010 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link

apologies if that doesn't make sense, the US soccer landscape esp with regards to college is incredibly hard to unpack

imo klinsi gets it here (starts at about 2:00 if you don't want to listen to lalas talk)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y-fZpD_BrE

Danny Dyer (dan m), Friday, 13 August 2010 21:44 (thirteen years ago) link

The book reckons that you'd never come across kids kicking a ball in the street or elsewhere without it being an adult·supervised activity, though xp. That seems to limit the pool of talent drastically. The Soccernomics book I read a couple of weeks ago pointed out that the really top players mostly come from the poorest backgrounds in the richest countries - your Ronaldos, Rooneys and Drogbas - because they're the ones who have nothing else for entertainment, yet are in a position to get scooped up into a fantastic infrastructure once they prove themselves.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 13 August 2010 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, Klinsmann's excellent - that's such an intelligent, strategic view. It's so funny to hear McManaman follow straight up with "that's right, but you also need a goalscorer to get you twenty, thirty goals a season"

Ismael Klata, Friday, 13 August 2010 21:57 (thirteen years ago) link

thx for the review IK, i'll be sure to pick it up

a peach tree (156), Friday, 13 August 2010 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Whoa, San Jose Earthquakes sign Geovanni of Hull City fame.

Danny Dyer (dan m), Monday, 16 August 2010 20:05 (thirteen years ago) link

wow. he looked decent w/jozy at times last year

a peach tree (156), Monday, 16 August 2010 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

updated player salaries released:

http://www.mlsplayers.org/files/august_12_2010_salary_information__alphabetical.pdf

Danny Dyer (dan m), Thursday, 19 August 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

kind of amazing to me that Marquez is on higher wages than Henry, if only slightly

Danny Dyer (dan m), Thursday, 19 August 2010 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha, that's exactly where I went first! Also amusing that Henry's bonus seems designed purely to leapfrog back over Marquez. It's pretty awesome that that doc exists.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 19 August 2010 19:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, the players' union is pretty dedicated to showing exactly how badly most of them are getting paid.

Danny Dyer (dan m), Thursday, 19 August 2010 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

it was only a couple of years ago the league min for developmental players was like $12K

Danny Dyer (dan m), Thursday, 19 August 2010 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Red Bulls are starting to get scary good.

Danny Dyer (dan m), Saturday, 21 August 2010 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

nice goal by marquez

Michael B, Saturday, 21 August 2010 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

god I fucking hate Brian Ching

Danny Dyer (dan m), Sunday, 22 August 2010 04:13 (thirteen years ago) link

looks like the chicago keeper is a more worthy recipient of your hate

Michael B, Sunday, 22 August 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

It wasn't his best night, but he's a rookie and it was only his 4th league appearance. Trust me, if it was the guy they started the season with it'd have been like 6-3 instead of 4-3.

Danny Dyer (dan m), Sunday, 22 August 2010 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link

i dreamt landon donovan checked groceries at my local qfc, what does this confusing dream mean

156, Monday, 23 August 2010 11:16 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music/weezer/waterfront/23.jpg

mizzell, Monday, 23 August 2010 14:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Makin my morning, thanks dude!

Jesus doesn't want me for a thundercloud (Laurel), Monday, 23 August 2010 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean I don't know who that is or anything, but the Metros are giving me a contented glow in general this seas.

Jesus doesn't want me for a thundercloud (Laurel), Monday, 23 August 2010 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Rivers Cuomo of popular rock combo Weezer iirc

Danny Dyer (dan m), Monday, 23 August 2010 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link

I wondered why there were so many awful sunglasses & gay haircuts in that crowd, decided it couldn't possibly be at a pre-game because o_O

Jesus doesn't want me for a thundercloud (Laurel), Monday, 23 August 2010 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link

CONCACAF Champions League play last night had some incredibly lolzy refereeing, including a Cbus goal being called back because a player was wearing a jersey w/ no number after going off for treatment for a bloody cut on his head.

From the official MLS blog:

MLS teams are now 0-19-2 in competitive matches in Mexico.

Danny Dyer (dan m), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Good thing I hate Cbus.

Danny Dyer (dan m), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link

"Travesty"

http://blog.dispatch.com/crew/2010/08/travesty.shtml

lol, imo

Danny Dyer (dan m), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Hey, just wanted to ask this -- the $40 buck premium internet all-access pass thing for MLS seems like an awesome deal. Anyone else have this thing and is it, indeed, awesome? (Well, as awesome as MLS can get, at least...)

Green Manalishi (Viceroy), Thursday, 26 August 2010 16:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I've purchased it when they drop the price mid-year. It worked pretty well the past couple of seasons, but if I understand right it's gotten better this year, more of an ESPN3-style service with borderline-if-not-HD picture quality, etc. Plus you can watch archived games. The one drawback is that anything on a national broadcast, i.e. games on FSC, Telefutura, or ESPN, are not broadcast live. I think they are in the archive, though.

Danny Dyer (dan m), Thursday, 26 August 2010 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Well they don't show a lot of Toronto FC games on TV so I think I might get it then... Plus I'd get that mid-season price drop! Cool!

Green Manalishi (Viceroy), Thursday, 26 August 2010 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link

hi, here is the first--and it's gonna be the most indepth, how could it not be--rundown of the 2011 expansion draft, who might be available, protected, and exempt for portland and vancouver:

http://usasoccer.blogspot.com/2010/08/2010-mls-expansion-draft-preview.html

156, Saturday, 28 August 2010 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link

so are the playoffs over 2 legs or at a neutral venue?

Michael B, Sunday, 29 August 2010 10:25 (thirteen years ago) link

i notice steve nicol is managing the revs

Michael B, Sunday, 29 August 2010 10:26 (thirteen years ago) link

playoffs are 2 legs for the first round, one game each round after (yes, it's stupid)

Danny Dyer (dan m), Sunday, 29 August 2010 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link

wow, had no idea the pay in the mls was that lousy. can you even live in new york on a 40k salary?

sonderangerbot, Sunday, 29 August 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

suburban NJ maybe? still...

and yeah, the mls final is
in a neutral venue,toronto this year iirc. there's been talk of changing it to the home field
of the team with the best regular season record (or something)

156, Sunday, 29 August 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

The salaries are public record, fyi. Not sure of the url but they put them on teh internets every so often. And the lowness of salaries is what results in players being roommates in deeply unimpressive apartments in New Jersey, or living in the basements of other, more successful/"big name" players.

You can totally live in NYC on a 40k salary but it would be an underwhelming life in which you had lots of roommates and/or didn't go out. Tights budgets are one thing, but when yr teammates are making more and can do shit, and your lifestyle is basically that of an under-paid editorial assistant, you have to wonder why yr training your ass off and going on national tv every week.

Jesus doesn't want me for a thundercloud (Laurel), Sunday, 29 August 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link

hey now many of us are/were living in nyc at around or below 40k and are whelmed constantly

max, Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Totally true. Have done, for many years.

Jesus doesn't want me for a thundercloud (Laurel), Monday, 30 August 2010 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link

iirc a lot of the players coach youth teams to make extra $

Danny Dyer (dan m), Monday, 30 August 2010 04:50 (thirteen years ago) link

ps I fucking hate Fredy Montero this week

Danny Dyer (dan m), Monday, 30 August 2010 04:50 (thirteen years ago) link

he is the man tbh, stoppage time whuut

156, Monday, 30 August 2010 04:51 (thirteen years ago) link

macinerney w/a quality chip this weekend, check it out, composed & a tite angle

156, Monday, 30 August 2010 04:53 (thirteen years ago) link

i wonder what the avg. salary of NY Cosmos players was back in the heyday and what that would be in 2010 $$$

Max Armstrong (buzza), Monday, 30 August 2010 05:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Jack Mac's goal was nice, hope he can do that for the nats. What really amazed me from that game is Justin Mapp's play, he looked 10 times more involved than he ever did for the Fire this year.

And yeah, Montero is clutch. I can't believe he's still in the league and not gone to Spain/Germany/Italy or something. I wish he would. Also I wish the Fire's back line wasn't cobbled together from rookies and out-of-position players. :(

Danny Dyer (dan m), Monday, 30 August 2010 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link

http://imgur.com/ZWuW8.jpg
l-r: t. henry, random rbny fan, r. marquez
on a train to the match
what a country

Danny Dyer (dan m), Monday, 30 August 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean f redbull and all but where else could this happen?

Danny Dyer (dan m), Monday, 30 August 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

<3 Henry!

Mr. John "Manalishi" Abbott (Viceroy), Monday, 30 August 2010 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Not only is that guy an RB fan, he's an ESC member! Don't know him, it's the scarf.

Jesus doesn't want me for a thundercloud (Laurel), Monday, 30 August 2010 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link

So this is kind of huge, adidas has re-upped with the league until 2018 for an assload of money. Sure, each team will continue to be in somewhat boring kits, but the return of the reserve league is huuuuuge.

http://www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/article/66565

dan m, Thursday, 2 September 2010 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link

HUGE, I tell you.

dan m, Thursday, 2 September 2010 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link

CHICAGO, IL (Sept. 3, 2010) – Chicago Fire forward and U.S. Soccer star Brian McBride will announce today at noon CT at TOYOTA PARK, that he is retiring after the conclusion of the 2010 MLS season.

The MLS All-Time Best XI forward and three-time U.S. World Cup star will end his illustrious 17-year playing career following the Fire’s 2010 season. McBride, the number one selection in the 1996 MLS inaugural player draft, has appeared in 211 games, scoring 78 goals and adding 51 assists over the course of his 11-year MLS career with the Chicago Fire and Columbus Crew. One of the most decorated players in United States soccer history, the renowned striker appeared in three FIFA World Cups, scoring 30 goals in 95 appearances for the U.S. Men’s National Team from 1993-2006.

:(

dan m, Friday, 3 September 2010 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq4vKQWCWeY

Legend.

dan m, Friday, 3 September 2010 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link

http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Philly-fans-mock-coach-s-DUI-with-99-Bottles-of?urn=sow-267985

Philadelphia sports fans have long been known as some of the harshest in the U.S. From throwing ice balls at a drunk Santa Claus to booing anything that moves, they can rarely be mistaken for library patrons and now, they're sharing their charms with MLS.

When the Kansas City Wizards visited the Union last Saturday, their coach, Peter Vermes, should have expected to hear a shout or two from the crowd about his recent drunk-driving arrest. The Union's Sons of Ben supporters club went a little beyond that, however, and sang "99 Bottles of Beer." The. Whole. Song.

From The 700 Level:

This consumed much of the first half, though there were interruptions for other game-action chants and one celebration. Then, right back to the bottles of beer. About midway through, some fans started holding up their keys, and soon everyone was doing it.

As you can hear in the video above, they modified the song to include the phrase "Peter Vermes, give us your keys" and ended with a chant of the popular billboard slogan "over the limit, under arrest."

avinha, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 08:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Good thing their fans are entertaining b/c the team is dogshit.

dan m, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Sweet, Bob Bradley will be at the Fire game tonight.

dan m, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:54 (thirteen years ago) link

This is interesting -- A FIFA-sponsored study on the development (or non-development) of the game in the USA

http://www.examiner.com/pro-soccer-in-boston/fifa-sponsored-scholar-researches-the-history-of-soccer-massachusetts

dan m, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

okay now it's on. just down the street from qwest field, in seattle:

http://i54.tinypic.com/2gucbjo.jpg

avinha, Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I loled.

dan m, Friday, 10 September 2010 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Good thing their fans are entertaining b/c the team is dogshit.

FT
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Union Field
Philadelphia Union 1 - 0 Chicago
36' Sébastien Le Toux 1 - 0

abele (avinha), Sunday, 12 September 2010 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nice to see Richards growing up in his play. Also, the Henry-to-Lindpere-to-Henry play was a ballet.

Q: What's small, clumsy, and slow? A: A toddler. (Laurel), Sunday, 12 September 2010 00:28 (thirteen years ago) link

xp I never said the Fire weren't dogshit, that game was so so painful :(

dan m, Sunday, 12 September 2010 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link

watching the highlights now confirms a pretty clear handball led to Philly's goal too, oh well

dan m, Sunday, 12 September 2010 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link

TFC firing Preki and Mo Johnston.

dan m, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 15:56 (thirteen years ago) link

*Pos +/- GP W D L PTS PPG GPG GF GA GD LAST 5
*1 Los Angeles Galaxy (W1) Clinched MLS Cup berth 25 15 5 5 50 2.0 1.5 38 19 19 L L D W W
*2 Real Salt Lake (W2) 25 13 8 4 47 1.9 1.5 38 16 22 W D W D W
*3 Columbus Crew (E1) 25 13 5 7 44 1.8 1.3 33 27 6 W D W L L
*4 FC Dallas 24 10 12 2 42 1.8 1.3 31 19 12 W D W D D
*5 Red Bull New York (E2) 25 12 5 8 41 1.6 1.3 32 27 5 W W L W D
*6 Colorado Rapids 24 10 7 7 37 1.5 1.3 32 24 8 L W W L W
*7 San Jose Earthquakes 23 10 6 7 36 1.6 1.1 25 23 2 W L W D W
*8 Seattle Sounders FC 25 10 6 9 36 1.4 1.2 30 29 1 D W L D W
*9 Toronto FC 1 25 8 7 10 31 1.2 1.0 24 28 -4 D L D L W
*10 Kansas City Wizards 23 8 6 9 30 1.3 1.0 24 24 0 L W W D W
*11 Chicago Fire 23 6 8 9 26 1.1 1.2 28 31 -3 L D D L L
*12 Chivas USA 24 7 4 13 25 1.0 1.0 25 31 -6 L W L W L
*13 Philadelphia Union 24 6 6 12 24 1.0 1.1 27 39 -12 L W D W L
*14 New England Revolution 24 7 3 14 24 1.0 1.0 24 41 -17 L L W L L
*15 Houston Dynamo 24 6 5 13 23 0.9 1.2 29 40 -11 L W L L L
*16 DC United 25 5 3 17 18 0.7 0.7 17 39 -22 W L L W L

dan m, Monday, 20 September 2010 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

srsly sick of these fuckin threads clogign up SNA tbh fwiw?

illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Monday, 20 September 2010 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Top 8 go to playoffs, btw. Not looking so hot for my Fire, tho with the Sounders in town this weekend they can maybe make a big jump. Excellent job pasting Cbus by the way, guys.

dan m, Monday, 20 September 2010 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link

xp lol

dan m, Monday, 20 September 2010 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link

should've used the fuckin code tag on that table maybe

anyway it's here if you haven't seen it: http://www.settingthetable.info/home.asp

dan m, Monday, 20 September 2010 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Setanta Sports showed the Fire v RSL game on sunday night

Michael B, Monday, 20 September 2010 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link

god it was awful

dan m, Monday, 20 September 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i didnt watch it myself but i saw the highlights. conde looked not in the least bit bothered at getting sent off.

Michael B, Monday, 20 September 2010 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

GAME OF THE CENTURY
LA VS NY
EPIC SHOWDOWN
BATTLE OF ALL PLAYERS THAT ARE DESIGNATED
EXCEPT HENRY BECAUSE HE KICKED THAT GUY
THIS FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY

dan m, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

seriously the promo for this shit is getting silly

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4154/5012599400_2770b602ce.jpg

dan m, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

great piece on rising ticket prices in MLS, something that troubles yours truly just a bit

http://pitchinvasion.net/blog/2010/09/22/ticket-pricing-love-and-alienation-in-toronto/

dan m, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link

xp Needs a snappier title, the GG series all have what I'm pretty sure are well-known song lyrics as titles, so someone is going to have to do better than "OMFG".

I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyone watching the Houston vs. KS Wizards game?

I love the Wizards!

Randolph Carter (Viceroy), Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link

and I hate all Houston/Dallas professional sports teams.

Randolph Carter (Viceroy), Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link

i am a teal bunburry fan

con suelo, Thursday, 23 September 2010 02:05 (thirteen years ago) link

A Dynamo win would've been good for the Fire. Crazy match tho.

dan m, Thursday, 23 September 2010 03:40 (thirteen years ago) link

And how about the Sounders blowing a 2-0 lead in champions league? I didn't realize Humberto Suazo was back with Monterrey.

dan m, Thursday, 23 September 2010 03:44 (thirteen years ago) link

LAvNY is also going to be on ESPN3 streaming, in case you're like me and don't have a television that is connected to cable.

Randolph Carter (Viceroy), Saturday, 25 September 2010 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I was wrong and now I can't find a stream!

Randolph Carter (Viceroy), Saturday, 25 September 2010 02:15 (thirteen years ago) link

starts in 40 minutes i thought?

the 'special' one (con suelo), Saturday, 25 September 2010 02:21 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah uh... ignore me its up on espn3...

Randolph Carter (Viceroy), Saturday, 25 September 2010 02:55 (thirteen years ago) link

typical MLS-big-game energetic start

dan m, Saturday, 25 September 2010 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Galolaxy looked like Bangladesh playing a man down.

dan m, Saturday, 25 September 2010 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link

I have heard through the grapevine there are a bunch of Seattle fans in Chicago for the game today. Hope they're enjoying being in a real city.

dan m, Saturday, 25 September 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

...and Toronto is def. out of the playoffs. Now all of my hopes and dreams are focused on the Wizards.

Randolph Carter (Viceroy), Saturday, 25 September 2010 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Fire are prolly out too, caving to Seattle in the final 2 minutes just like they've done over and over all season.

dan m, Sunday, 26 September 2010 03:30 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i56.tinypic.com/elbtrp.jpg

con suelo, Sunday, 26 September 2010 05:05 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i53.tinypic.com/smx955.jpg

con suelo, Sunday, 26 September 2010 05:06 (thirteen years ago) link

1st pic is so perfectly composed, gonna paint it on my wall

con suelo, Sunday, 26 September 2010 05:24 (thirteen years ago) link

It's no excuse as the Fire have been disgraceful most of the season, but this was at least like the 26th different defensive line-up all year, with a midfielder playing on the right and two rookies. It's become pretty blatant that coach doesn't really know what he's doing. smh

The one thing that didn't suck:

http://i52.tinypic.com/nwzsie.jpg

dan m, Sunday, 26 September 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

(fireball held by yours truly)

dan m, Sunday, 26 September 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

The Sounders had 3 wins, 9 losses, and 2 draws with Ljunberg as a starter (including losses to cellar dwellers Philadelphia, and D.C. United).  That's 11 points in 14 matches.

Without Ljunberg the Sounders have 8 wins, 1 loss, and 4 draws.  That's 28 points in 13 matches. 

With Ljunberg as a starter, the Fire have 1 win, 5 losses, and 2 draws.  That is 5 points in 8 matches. 

Without Ljunberg the Fire had 5 wins, 5 losses, and 6 draws.   That's 21 points in 16 matches. 

con suelo, Monday, 27 September 2010 06:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I know all Seattle fans are glad to be rid of the dude, but the Fire's problems go much, much deeper than that.

dan m, Monday, 27 September 2010 13:46 (thirteen years ago) link

dan you probably saw this but the Super Mario thing got onto Deadspin:

http://deadspin.com/5648878/100+foot-super-mario-game-plays-out-in-mls-stands

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 27 September 2010 15:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I've heard it got picked up by NBC too. That's great and all, but I would have rather seen a win on the field in the end than any of it working as planned. :/

dan m, Monday, 27 September 2010 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link

where in the fuck has that Fire been all year

dan m, Thursday, 30 September 2010 06:15 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i.eurosport.se/2009/04/05/511471-4187449-317-238.jpg

sonderangerbot, Friday, 1 October 2010 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link

v SJ was his best game for the Fire yet, very nice goal and instead of bitching at the ref he was getting aggro at the opposing players

dan m, Friday, 1 October 2010 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link

set up the other two goals as well

dan m, Friday, 1 October 2010 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Sounders probably going to trounce Toronto today.

I'm a DUDE, Dad! (Viceroy), Saturday, 2 October 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, seems pretty likely, as much as I want TFC to eke one out 'cause it'd help keep the Fire's meager playoff hopes alive. Of course, they'll have to get 3 on the road against a Dallas team that hasn't lost a game since like April or so for any other result to matter.

Out of the three clubs at the bottom of the playoff picture (Seattle, Colorado, and SJ iirc) I predict one will blow it and drop out of the race.

dan m, Saturday, 2 October 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, Fire're still pretty much fucked.

In other news, this interview gives a glimpse of the structure of the re-emerging reserve league for next season, something that's been sorely missed imo:

http://www.examiner.com/soccer-in-national/columbus-crew-s-brian-bliss-talks-about-the-new-mls-reserve-league

dan m, Monday, 4 October 2010 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

dan m, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link

u seattleites going to the cup final tonight?

dan m, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link

btw has anyone been paying attention to the "24 under 24" feature? aka the "players most likely to bail for europe or mexico" feature:

http://www.mlssoccer.com/news/article/24-under-24-5-danny-mwanga-philadelphia-union

dan m, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link

delicious crew tears

dan m, Saturday, 9 October 2010 05:03 (thirteen years ago) link

@dan ; saw a guy wearing a Fire shirt today on campus, was def. Irish tho

decent skinsmanship (Michael B), Friday, 15 October 2010 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Nice. What campus? I know one guy from Ireland who lives in Chicago now and is a big fan.

dan m, Friday, 15 October 2010 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

university of limerick

decent skinsmanship (Michael B), Friday, 15 October 2010 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Talked to some folks at the game yesterday and it turns out that Fire shirt-wearing dude's name is probably Lance. Small world.

dan m, Sunday, 17 October 2010 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link

really?! i assumed he might have been in chicago for the summer (lots of irish students go to the states to work for the summer) and got one at a Fire game.

decent skinsmanship (Michael B), Monday, 18 October 2010 13:46 (thirteen years ago) link

CJ Brown is retiring. He'll never get the fanfare of a player like McBride, but he is truly the heart & soul of the Chicago Fire. 13 years & 370 games.

http://pitchinvasion.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/cj-post-game.jpg

dan m, Friday, 22 October 2010 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link

playoff teams:

LA Galaxy
Real Salt Lake
Red Bull New York
FC Dallas
Seattle Sounders FC
Columbus Crew
San Jose Earthquakes
Colorado Rapids

Match-ups will be finalized after this weekend's games. If LA wins, they take the Supporters' Shield (best record overall, what *should* be the championship imo). Salt Lake can still win it if LA ties/loses to Dallas and they can beat Colorado.

Sucks to be watching this take shape from the outside :(

dan m, Friday, 22 October 2010 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Right now my money's on RSL or RBNY to win it all. They're the most complete teams and haven't been at all streaky or inconsistent during the season. LA had a very strong start but has been mostly shitty since the WC break, Dallas is also a good team but seems to only know how to not lose, and the rest are pretty much meh.

dan m, Friday, 22 October 2010 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Also RBNY has gone worst-to-first.

http://goal.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/10/22/red-bulls-stunning-turnaround/

With a Sven acolyte nonetheless!

dan m, Friday, 22 October 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm keen on a huge upset by the Sounders, but betting it will be Red Bulls all the way.

The Porcupine Captain With A Crew of White Rabbits (Viceroy), Friday, 22 October 2010 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Couldn't be happier. Don't think of us as some kind of winning behemoth just because we're New York. This team has been a laughable underdog for its entire history.

I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Saturday, 23 October 2010 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link

The Supporters' Shield is LA's to lose tonight if they can't get at least a tie against Dallas. Anyone excited about this? I'm only emotionally invested as far as I hate Dallas... but I hate them a lot so I'm a fair bit invested emotionally.

The Porcupine Captain With A Crew of White Rabbits (Viceroy), Sunday, 24 October 2010 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I think Salt Lake deserves it more, they have been more consistently good (fuckin' unbeatable at home) for a long time.

dan m, Monday, 25 October 2010 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link

(becks just tied it at 1 btw)

dan m, Monday, 25 October 2010 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link

lol mls refs

dan m, Monday, 25 October 2010 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link

LA beat Dallas 2-1, win Supporters' Shield

Playoffs:

LA v. Seattle
RSL v. Dallas
New York v. San Jose
Columbus v. Colorado

dan m, Monday, 25 October 2010 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link

http://ui29.gamespot.com/252/fireworks01_2.gifCONGRATULATIONS Drew Moor (COL), Tim Ream (NY) YOU PLAYED EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY LEAGUE GAME THIS SEASONhttp://ui29.gamespot.com/252/fireworks01_2.gif

http://usasoccer.blogspot.com/2010/10/otfatt-2010-final-update.html

156, Monday, 25 October 2010 05:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Ream has a future with the usmnt allegedly. Moor, not so much.

dan m, Monday, 25 October 2010 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/5995/mlsflowchart791x1024z.png

dan m, Monday, 25 October 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

"Do you know what the 'Real' means?" is funny because it's true.

I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Monday, 25 October 2010 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link

end of season attendance breakdown
http://www.kenn.com/the_blog/?p=3609

po box (156), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 06:08 (thirteen years ago) link

i hope i'm wrong but i can't see any of 5-8 upsetting 1-4

po box (156), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link

My guys are out so I actually kinda sort hope for an NY/LA final, it would bring a huge spotlight on the league.

dan m, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link

"I will definitely have one or two (more) years playing football," Frings said in an interview with Die Welt newspaper. "Werder Bremen is for sure my first choice (but) if I leave, it will not be for another German club.

"The United States, it excites me. I am fan of America, and New York is my dream city."

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=836289&sec=transfers&cc=5901&cc=5901

mizzell, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Saw a little kid wearing an Henry RBNY jersey on the corner of Lexington today. Brightened me right up.

I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 14:30 (thirteen years ago) link

xp are you fucking kidding me

dan m, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link

he'd instantly be one of the top 3-5 most hated players in the league

dan m, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link

I have a crazy theory that mpls gets an expansion team next

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link

2010 all-rookie team

http://msn.foxsports.com/foxsoccer/mls/gallery/2010-MLS-All-Rookie-Team#sport=MLS&photo=21484007

some pretty good prospects in here, props to SeanJohn

dan m, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Columbus looked pretty lame last night imo, how the mighty have fallen.

dan m, Friday, 29 October 2010 16:56 (thirteen years ago) link

glad for sean johnson, he seems like a good guy. i've got high hopes for him.
on that list, lloyd is the one i've not noticed at all.

156, Friday, 29 October 2010 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah at the start of the season there was a fan q&a thing with Fire mgmt and I remember Frankie Klopas saying that Johnson was the next Tim Howard. Everyone was like "they all say that" and then when the kid got to play suddenly they're all CAP HIM NOW.

dan m, Friday, 29 October 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

quite a strike from buddle, very impressive

156, Monday, 1 November 2010 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah it was a lovely goal. sounders frustrating to watch esp. in the 2nd half. do they always play like that (knocking it long at every opportunity and wasting posession)or were they just getting desperate?

decent skinsmanship (Michael B), Monday, 1 November 2010 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link

The playing surface may have had something to do with it.

dan m, Monday, 1 November 2010 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link

do any mls teams play on astroturf?

caek, Monday, 1 November 2010 16:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Seattle. It looks awful in HD.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Monday, 1 November 2010 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link

New York did until this season/new stadium.

I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Monday, 1 November 2010 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link

New England still does

dan m, Monday, 1 November 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Toronto did until this year as well

dan m, Monday, 1 November 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

;_;

caek, Monday, 1 November 2010 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link

the playing surface situation is actually improving, although I can't see either team that has NFL-affiliated ownership (and therefore shares a stadium w/ NFL teams) changing any time soon

recap iirc

Colorado 1-0 Colubmus
Dallas 2-1 Salt Lake
San Jose 0-1 New York
Seattle 0-1 LA

dan m, Monday, 1 November 2010 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

good its moving in the right direction tho

caek, Monday, 1 November 2010 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Considering that a good number of DPs are aging world stars who'd like to get a few more years of play in, it hardly seems in the league's best interest to blow out all their knees within 6 months of arrival.

I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Monday, 1 November 2010 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link

why does bouma not take GKs?

156, Monday, 1 November 2010 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link

yay for juan agudelo http://goal.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/11/01/agudelo-a-fresh-face-has-the-red-bulls-smiling/
getting his first mls start at age 17, on the road, in the playoffs. nice work dude

156, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.soccerbyives.net/soccer_by_ives/2010/11/twellman-set-to-announce-retirement.html

as much as brain injuries are terrible and as much as a career cut short is terrible, I personally hate this guy as a player and won't miss him on the field one bit

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link

that's a beautiful tribute

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

speaking of lovely tributes, here's an email from alejandro moreno.

Columbus was my home. It was my family's home. Leaving was difficult, and so was coming back. I will not apologize for being emotional. I care. My memories of the great times I had in Columbus will always be with me. My relationship with Crew fans, at least from my end, will not change. I understand they will support their team, and I may become more and more unpopular as time goes by; but I will acknowledge them because they took me in, they supported me, they cared, and the memories will always remain.

“So as I walked towards the fans, one more time, like I did for the last few years, it felt like the right thing to do-- like the only thing to do. I was not sure what the reaction would be, but I felt in my heart that whatever connection I had back in my Crew days was alive once again. As they serenaded my name, I was humbled, flattered, and touched. While I walked away, there was a certain realization that one must appreciate these sorts of moments, because they represent the real achievements of one's career. Not goals; not assists; not wins and losses. My grandfather used to call these moments Life Diplomas. Such rewards are only intended to benefit the heart and the mind. Well, my heart and my mind are in a good place today.

avinha, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link

GK of the year: Donovan Ricketts
Rookie of the year: Andy Najar <---- leading scorer of DC United at 17, tho DC United has been dogshit for 2 years. still could be destined for big things.

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link

I like that 'who to support' flowchart :D

p neville imo (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Who'd you end up with?

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link

TFC hires Klinsi as a consultant, maybe he can magic up some good Canadian players

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

what flowchart

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I so wish I were going to the game tonight....

I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Thursday, 4 November 2010 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm really bad at planning ahead for non-normal league games because I've never bought season tickets before so I have to purchase each one individually and only season ticket-holders get access to our section in time to buy seats for big games before they sell out. Awfully complicated.

I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Thursday, 4 November 2010 15:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Buying season tickets was one of the better decisions I have made wrt the Fire. Ownership is so desperate for that solid revenue flow they'll bend over backward to make ppl happy.

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Thursday, 4 November 2010 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, it's the smart thing to do because it smooths the way for so many other interactions. But it required too much money up front right when I was getting in the hole from moving and etc. Sigh.

I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Thursday, 4 November 2010 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link

McManamanamanaman lolz: When asked if England/Europe is paying attention (by dumbass Max Bretos in classic MLS-as-smallman-syndrome fashion), he responded that the playoffs always draw increased interest, also b/c David Beckham's team is still in it

LA v. NY final would be like the Super Bowl, World Series, Stanley Cup, and fuckit I dunno the BCS final all rolled into one for these guys

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Friday, 5 November 2010 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link

except not at all profitable

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Friday, 5 November 2010 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Hate that guy.

I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Friday, 5 November 2010 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Where the hell is Shep Messing? Miss him already.

I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Friday, 5 November 2010 00:21 (thirteen years ago) link

SJ featuring some former PL players in Geovanni and Bobby Convey

And Convey scores

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Friday, 5 November 2010 00:26 (thirteen years ago) link

"such an MLS result" - Lalas

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Friday, 5 November 2010 02:21 (thirteen years ago) link

in the cold light of morning, and all lols @ redbull aside, that was a really great game

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Friday, 5 November 2010 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link

can't believe that henry miss

mizzell, Friday, 5 November 2010 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link

no kidding

I'm trying to find highlights but they're all mls.com silverlight bullshit

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Friday, 5 November 2010 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

That looked like a terrific match. Great header for the winning goal.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 5 November 2010 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link

we are going to PKs here people

avinha, Saturday, 6 November 2010 22:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Having the cameraman actually walk on and stand behind the kicker is a great idea, I'd never seen that before.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 6 November 2010 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link

It makes it look so much more difficult - can see more why players bottle it now.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 6 November 2010 23:00 (thirteen years ago) link

i hope i'm wrong but i can't see any of 5-8 upsetting 1-4

i would just like to point out that i have been off the mark in this thread

avinha, Sunday, 7 November 2010 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah lol MLS playoffs afaik

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Sunday, 7 November 2010 05:24 (thirteen years ago) link

kind of feel like the most important upset isn't going to happen tomorrow

avinha, Sunday, 7 November 2010 07:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Pele Buddle

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link

man Seattle look like they don't give a fuuuck

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link

shittyass shit team, no will, so clearly *worse* than la in every facet

who did harkes do that terrible accent of, the guy in drew carey's box?

avinha, Monday, 8 November 2010 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link

the guy in drew carey's box

sorry

avinha, Monday, 8 November 2010 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Eric Idle

Gukbe, Monday, 8 November 2010 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link

v v pretty imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uddKZwybzYo

avinha, Monday, 8 November 2010 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't understand why Fernandez isn't playing for Seattle, isn't he one of their best players?

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:21 (thirteen years ago) link

oh there he is

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:22 (thirteen years ago) link

someone thought nyassi would exploit the wing better. yeah

ah fuck, ya never wanna see that.

avinha, Monday, 8 November 2010 03:27 (thirteen years ago) link

so then

Colorado v. SJ
LA v. Dallas

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Monday, 8 November 2010 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

an LA v. SJ final would be huge... if it wasn't set to be in Toronto

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Monday, 8 November 2010 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha. How'd you feel about deciding the title by playoffs rather than league table? I know it's standard practice in US sport, but its flaws are kind of obvious right now.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 8 November 2010 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't really know how to feel about it. They've tried to make the regular season mean more with the Supporters' Shield winner (team w/ best record, the "real" championship most everywhere) being made eligible for the champions league. Now that only half the league makes the playoffs, and with the entry of more teams in the next few years, the race for the last couple playoff spots makes the regular season come down to the wire a lot more than even like 4-5 years ago where the top teams would coast through to the end of the season and the bottom feeders would give up.

But the East/West thing is confusing for a lot of people and a holdover from the NFL/MLB/NBA/NHL systems where there are 30+ teams in the leagues -- but in MLS Colorado is playing San Jose for the Eastern championship and a berth in the final. A few years ago New York was the (fluke) Western champions. So that's got to be fixed. Some of it is down to regionalism too. MLS doesn't have any teams in the southeast, and one thing you hear again and again from non-North-American players is the travel between games is a huge adjustment. So that plays into it as well.

IMO if the league can keep growing and survive with more teams, a divisional system based on regions (north, south, east, west) makes the most sense. If they hover at 20 teams for a while after Portland, Vancouver, Montreal, and the alleged 2nd New York team enter the league, a single table would make more sense. I'm not even going to talk about promotion and relegation because I don't think it will ever work here.

btw The Don says they're looking at changing the format: http://www.mlssoccer.com/news/article/garber-we%E2%80%99re-looking-changing-playoff-format

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Monday, 8 November 2010 16:48 (thirteen years ago) link

then there's this:

Club,Sum of 2010 Guaranteed Compensation,% of total League Compensation
NY ,$15,666,639 ,22.10% out of playoffs
LA ,$10,978,594 ,15.50% still in playoffs
CHI,$5,559,104 ,7.80% didn't make playoffs
TFC ,$5,214,381 ,7.40% didn't make playoffs
SEA ,$3,118,104 ,4.40% out of playoffs
NE ,$2,983,033 ,4.20% didn't make playoffs
KC ,$2,945,107 ,4.20% didn't make playoffs
DAL ,$2,924,318 ,4.10% still in playoffs
PHI ,$2,886,400 ,4.10% didn't make playoffs
DC ,$2,881,530 ,4.10% didn't make playoffs
CLB ,$2,808,204 ,4.00% out of playoffs
COL ,$2,710,114 ,3.80% still in playoffs
RSL ,$2,645,722 ,3.70% out of playoffs
HOU ,$2,565,875 ,3.60% didn't make playoffs
SJ ,$2,518,590 ,3.60% still in playoffs
CHV ,$2,477,548 ,3.50% didn't make playoffs

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Monday, 8 November 2010 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link

GOALS! GOALS! GOALS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faJrNKPHN48&feature=player_embedded

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

partial to angel's oddly just because thank fuck, someone plays to the whistle

sam acre, Thursday, 11 November 2010 08:20 (thirteen years ago) link

allegedly KC Wizards are changing their name to Sporting KC? lame-o

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link

should take advantage of lucrative sponsorship tie-in and name themselves KFC imo

Gukbe, Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Toronto FC already has a lock on being called KFC

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Saturday, 13 November 2010 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I hope the Wizards don't change their name. They have the best name in professional sports, ffs!

The Porcupine Captain With A Crew of White Rabbits (Viceroy), Saturday, 13 November 2010 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link

better than the Washington Wizards?

mizzell, Saturday, 13 November 2010 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link

never forget

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/16/KansasCityWiz.png

mizzell, Saturday, 13 November 2010 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link

lol la

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Monday, 15 November 2010 03:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm so happy to wave goodbye to the Galaxy. I know it would be good for the league for Becks and Landycakes to win but I find them both pretty unlikeable, and Landon's "Manning face" is a thing to behold.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 15 November 2010 04:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah I had a big long post typed going on about what this means in the grander scheme, but it basically comes down to Dallas being a better team than they seemed and Colorado being pretty lucky. Dallas *might* be qualified champions, but the Rapids ain't no matter how you spin it. LA will still be in CCL next year, and someone might care about their best regular-season record.

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Monday, 15 November 2010 04:52 (thirteen years ago) link

so what does it say if Colorado beats Dallas then?

(pretty sure either way it'll be, "playoffs don't follow scripts")

HPSCHD, Monday, 15 November 2010 09:51 (thirteen years ago) link

It says about the same thing as last year's final, except RSL were/are a better team than Colorado. I'm picking Dallas, though, unless it's super freezing cold in Toronto next weekend -- they have a lot of players from much warmer climes.

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Monday, 15 November 2010 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Beckham looking Aslan-esque there

decent skinsmanship (Michael B), Monday, 15 November 2010 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link

league best 11

GK- Donovan Ricketts, D- Jamison Olave, D- Omar Gonzalez, D- Nat Borchers, M- David Ferreira, M- Dwayne DeRosario, M- Sebastien LeToux, M- Javier Morales, M- Landon Donovan, F- Edson Buddle, F- Chris Wondolowski

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link

lot of teams playing 3-5-2 in MLS lol

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link

with 5 attacking mids lolol

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

how good is gonzalez? will he be the first choice cb for the us?

mizzell, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm sure he'll get a good look. I've read he's too slow to deal with top forwards but a lot of guys are like that. Definitely a scoring threat too.

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link

ugh

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fc/Sportingkansascity.png

mizzell, Thursday, 18 November 2010 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

ugh

whats crazy is that a lot of these shitty MLS logos are just 90s-upped versions of what could be classy designs. like, why is that "3D" and not just a line drawing?

btw is there some central MLS design planning committee?

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Thursday, 18 November 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

ffs this isn't team fortress 2

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Thursday, 18 November 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Because in the absence of any kind of historic tradition or "classic" imaging to fall back on, all sports motifs ever are designed to PUMP! UP! 14-year olds.

I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Thursday, 18 November 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

I figure we just have to wait another 50-70 years until the imagery from now seems quaint and tasteful to future sports fans, some of whom will no doubt be horrified by whatever the commercial aesthetic is in 2070.

I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Thursday, 18 November 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

xp That's what that Slate article argues, that they're bucking what history and tradition *does* exist in the name of "brand identity" and such.

I maintain that the Fire have one of the only truly classic logos in the league. DC's is pretty good, I have no real beef with TFC's or Philly either.

Also lolsome is apparently the KC prez left the door open for changing the name/crest back if it becomes even more obvious that the new one is a piece of shit.

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Thursday, 18 November 2010 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah the chicago logo is def the best, hands down, and while i always thought the ~name~ was silly, the logo salvages it completely.

cf the mn wild logo, which is probably about as good as a Nu Wave design-by-committee logo can get (still not "classic", but acceptable)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Minnesota_Wild_alternate_logo.svg

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Thursday, 18 November 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

as pointed out in the slate article, abandoning this logo should be a crime:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cd/PortlandTimbers_OriginalNASLLogo.png

mizzell, Thursday, 18 November 2010 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, it's pretty flawless

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Thursday, 18 November 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link

columbus crew has to be my least favorite current mls crest, but this is one is just hilariously ugly:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4f/TampaBayMutiny.png

mizzell, Thursday, 18 November 2010 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link

love the typeface

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Thursday, 18 November 2010 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link

the guardian podcast has a preview of this weekend's final today, predictably they mostly make jokes and talk about Beckham

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Thursday, 18 November 2010 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link

When I see that Mutiny crest my inner voice talks through a vocoder.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 18 November 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Sporking Kansas City
Kansas City Sportards

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Thursday, 18 November 2010 19:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Jay DeMerit signs with Vancouver

damn it, I was really hoping the Fire'd snag him

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Thursday, 18 November 2010 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link

That Slate article otm.

I think I've said on here before that they should revive some of these ancient clubs wholesale and see what sticks: Bethlehem Steel, Cosmos, Hakoah, etc. It was a whimsical notion that they might have a place in some kind of folk memory, but the article makes it obvious - that the history stuff is attractive in itself. The branding culture as it is does seem particularly brain dead - Galaxy or whatever is just a peg, 'Field Club' would do the same job and might actually bring something else to the table too.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 18 November 2010 20:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I dunno, I quite like 'Sporting'. They should've called themselves Axis Kansas City though.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 18 November 2010 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, it bummed me out when i found out that there was an old team, west hudson athletic, that played in the same town where the new red bull arena is.

would definitely support a new Brooklyn Hakoah.

mizzell, Thursday, 18 November 2010 20:12 (thirteen years ago) link

When I see that Mutiny crest my inner voice talks through a vocoder.

yeah it sure feels like it's this guy's favourite team
http://www.overidon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/mega-man-2-air-man.jpg

Ludo, Thursday, 18 November 2010 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

One of the Fire communications dept staffers suggested "Kansas City City" xps

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Thursday, 18 November 2010 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link

haha that would be awesome

mizzell, Thursday, 18 November 2010 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link

http://unprofessionalfoul.com/2010/11/18/your-top-25-futuremlsfranchise-names/

priceless, I love "Newell's Old Boise"

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Thursday, 18 November 2010 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

also "Savannahthinaikos"

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Thursday, 18 November 2010 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Racine Santander and Galatallahassee my faves

mizzell, Thursday, 18 November 2010 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Galatallahassee and Dayton Orient for me.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 18 November 2010 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link

this should almost be a poll

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Thursday, 18 November 2010 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link

That's awesome. The comments thread just goes on and on - Galatasaraleigh-Durham, Denverbahce, Trabzonsportland

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 18 November 2010 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Brooklynverness Caledonian Thistle

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 18 November 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link

the guardian podcast has a preview of this weekend's final today, predictably they mostly make jokes and talk about Beckham

― fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Thursday, November 18, 2010 2:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

also inlcuded the american journalist talking about some hertofore unknown team called Wigan Wanderers.

mizzell, Friday, 19 November 2010 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I think he said Wycombe Wanderers

Gukbe, Friday, 19 November 2010 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Wisconsin Wanderers?

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Friday, 19 November 2010 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

d'oh. sorry leander
xp

mizzell, Friday, 19 November 2010 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck dallas with a duck phallus

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Monday, 22 November 2010 04:59 (thirteen years ago) link

And the league's worst nightmare comes true, shitbox Colorado hangs on to win, though it was deserved. The playoffs aren't going anywhere but let's hope that they at least play at the home stadium of one of the finalists from now on.

Now we wait for the expansion draft.

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Monday, 22 November 2010 05:06 (thirteen years ago) link

it had to be an own goal to decide the mls cup!
actually this game was fairly entertaining, thought a brawl was about to erupt for most of it.

apparently zakuani is off to train with everton...

mizzell, Monday, 22 November 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck dallas with a duck phallus

Can we nick that for the SPL thread title next year if our head of refereeing development hasn't been dunted out of office please?

ailsa, Monday, 22 November 2010 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link

By all means. Dallas hate knows no bounds.

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Monday, 22 November 2010 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Different Dallas, same hate.

(I suspect we won't be nicking it, but if I remember I'll be nominating it as a suggestion anyway)

ailsa, Monday, 22 November 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyone feeling particularly masochistic in learning about the details of MLS expansion would probably be interested in the expansion draft:

http://www.mlssoccer.com/news/article/mls-releases-unprotected-list-expansion-draft

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Collins John we hardly knew ye

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Friday, 26 November 2010 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Also the Quakes released Geovanni? That might be a good pick up for the right team.

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Friday, 26 November 2010 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link

i wonder if he's too expensive
or maybe it's a personality thing

(651) (156), Friday, 26 November 2010 07:09 (thirteen years ago) link

the consensus on the internet seems to be he wanted 3 years at too much money

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Friday, 26 November 2010 19:54 (thirteen years ago) link

How many professional sportspeople are there in the US? I ask because I'm watching Crawley Town right now, whom the commentator has just told us are a full-time club - iirc even in the mls the lower-paid guys have to have second jobs.

What's it like in other sports? Are there professional leagues below NBA, NFL etc?

Ismael Klata, Friday, 26 November 2010 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Crawley are possibly the 100th biggest club in England

Ismael Klata, Friday, 26 November 2010 20:12 (thirteen years ago) link

There are lower leagues for hockey and baseball for sure, those are probably the closest analogies to the futbol pyramid. Those will have a mix of actual full professionals and part-timers. I know the most about hockey, so for example the Chicago Wolves play in the American Hockey League, and are a "farm team" for the Atlanta Thrashers of the NHL, so they might send good players up when the Thrashers need back-up, or develop prospects that are too young for the big time.

Basketball and throwball not so much, although the college ranks take up a lot of that slack. But you won't find a journeyman nose tackle bouncing around the Southern Football Association or whatever.

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Friday, 26 November 2010 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^actually met that dude once, very weird to see him building-sized

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Friday, 3 December 2010 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link

sean johnson on the gen ad trip to spain:

http://www.chicago-fire.com/news/2010/12/skyping-sean-spain

new fugly houston kits:

http://i51.tinypic.com/2dtuqrm.jpg

con suelo, Friday, 3 December 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

a long article about qatar and the us BUT
i liked this, about halfway down, for a solution for DC United and an idea for a national stadium:

I suggest that US Soccer and MLS join together in an effort to build a National Stadium. We need an American Wembley; our own Azteca; a Stars-and-Stripes version of the Stade de France. Sure, there are other nations that rotate their national team matches through a list of stadiums within (and outside) their borders, something the US seems content to do now and into the future. But wouldn’t it be special to have a single venue that would over the years see history made for our national team on a regular basis? It can be done, and it should be done.

I propose that the location for the US National Soccer Stadium should be close to our nation's capital, maybe even on the site of that raccoon-infested dinosaur RFK Stadium. Having it close to the Eastern Seaboard population metropolis is paramount (sorry fellow west-coasters) to ensuring a strong representation of supporters at every match. Being in the shadows of the District lends an air of credibility to the outside world that our stadium truly represents our country.

...With the next World Cup hosting opportunity still years away, get US Soccer and MLS working together to design and build a soccer stadium of modest proportions that could serve as the new home for DC United. Something in size smaller than your typical NFL stadium but somewhat greater than Red Bull Arena or PPL Park for the near term usage of Major League Soccer’s most decorated (and currently most underappreciated) franchise. Additionally, use the stadium for international friendly matches, the occasional US Open Cup and MLS Cup Final, and for various US Men’s and Women’s National Team qualifiers. Along with adding to the list of new MLS stadiums, build a following among US supporters that the National Stadium is the epicenter of American soccer.

con suelo, Friday, 3 December 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

cool idea, won't happen

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Friday, 3 December 2010 19:54 (thirteen years ago) link

think it's pretty clear that the gov't doesn't want to build anything for DCU in the capital, hence the rumors they'll move to Baltimore

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Friday, 3 December 2010 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Are there professional leagues below NBA, NFL etc?

basketball has a long history of 2nd divisions, some pretty entertaining. the will farell movie Semi-Pro touches on it a bit. now they have the d-league. it's basically the equivalent of the reserves in england, owned by an NBA team, but they play in smaller cities. that league was just set up a few years ago. mostly the NBA uses colleges to do scouting, grooming, teaching fundamentals. it's still how most players get noticed. this works for the nba because they don't have to spend much beyond scouting for the draft.

the NFL mostly relies on colleges as well. there are thousands of college american football players. again, the colleges sift through and promote the best players. it's up to the NFL to draft. there is arena football and cfl (canadian) and UFL, all very minor leagues. guys get paid but not a lot. very very rarely does a player come up through those ranks to make the NFL. they end up in those small leagues beacuase they're NFL castoffs, not aspiring players no one knows anything about.

as dan mentions above, hockey and baseball are the closest in model to soccer. i don't know anything about hockey, but i know baseball has a loooong development curve. kids drafted at 17-18 can sometimes take up to 7 years to make it to the big leagues.

the system is similar to what english football is like: mlb=the premiership, AAA=the championship, AA=league 1, A=league 2 etc. One key difference is that the MLB team owns the player all the way up through the system. players aren't sold on from smaller leagues. instead, they start at the bottom and work their way up with similarly-aged players. in that way it's a bit like u-17, u-19, reserves. another major difference is that kids in AA may make 12k a year, while the minimum at MLB level is 400k a year. vast gaps. and those young guys do sometimes still need to get jobs in the off-season.

MLB even has developmental academies similar to what you'd find in england. they're located in venezuela, the dominican replublic, etc. kids start as early as 16.

con suelo, Friday, 3 December 2010 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Fuck DC btw.

I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Friday, 3 December 2010 20:12 (thirteen years ago) link

while we're in dreamin mode look what these jokesters in miami want to do http://football-miami-n-beyond.blogspot.com/2010/12/miami-marine-stadium-new-soccer-stadium.html

http://i55.tinypic.com/10wi06f.jpg

con suelo, Friday, 3 December 2010 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link

hm, 2 MLS teams in Florida have already failed

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Friday, 3 December 2010 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Thanks, con suelo. The reason I asked was during an evening of hopping about streams of what seemed like hundreds of random european matches, it occurred to me that there must be 50,000 or more people employed as full-time professional footballers in Europe. The US/Canada being roughly the same size, I just wondered whether they had anything like as many, given that you guys have more big team sports than we do.

I'd guess not, because:
1. your sporting structures seem much more haphazard than ours; and
2. the resources devoted to employing footballers here is a little insane when you think about it

Ismael Klata, Friday, 3 December 2010 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ DC's video being < 2 min

dan m, Thursday, 9 December 2010 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link

hey someone is going to make a russell brand movie where he's an aging footballer on one last big contract who comes to america. too bad kc changed their name i could see him in a wiz shirt

harlan, Thursday, 9 December 2010 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link

No Pity. Awesome.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 December 2010 13:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I like that they're making the effort, but it's riiiiight on the edge of pandering to the supporters imo.

dan m, Friday, 10 December 2010 15:50 (thirteen years ago) link

It's totally pandering! Especially that alt jersey. But it looks good while doing it, which makes it alright in my book.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 December 2010 16:09 (thirteen years ago) link

pandering 2 the supporters is a-ok if it results in a good-looking uni imo

max, Friday, 10 December 2010 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link

i like the rose thingy

kanellos (gbx), Friday, 10 December 2010 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link

I prefer my pandering in non-patch form

http://www.mlsarchives.com/imaging.aspx?image=/images/front/chicago_fire_2005_alternate_buete22_ss_flatfront_detail.jpg

(PS ADIDAS BRING THIS SHIT BACK <3 K THX BYEEEE)

dan m, Friday, 10 December 2010 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't know where to put this so i'll put it here

akron are really great to watch

harlan, Sunday, 12 December 2010 09:05 (thirteen years ago) link

otm

but why oh why does the clock count DOWN? and why oh why do they stop it when there is an injury?

Gukbe, Sunday, 12 December 2010 09:11 (thirteen years ago) link

it's so weird

harlan, Sunday, 12 December 2010 09:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe this'll be the year that the ZIPS coach makes the jump to MLS. DC almost had him last year iirc.

dan m, Sunday, 12 December 2010 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Akron won its first NCAA championship with a 1-0 victory over Louisville in Santa Barbara, Calif., capping an extraordinary three years for the Zips: 62-3-8, 169 goals for, 34 goals against.

dan m, Monday, 13 December 2010 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link

one loss a year!

(they were prettier friday night than yesterday but still, congrats ZIPS)

harlan, Monday, 13 December 2010 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link

<3ing this pic from old soldier field in the early days

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs600.snc4/58003_479259303886_9733218886_5680138_2436271_n.jpg

dan m, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:13 (thirteen years ago) link

I was at the Popeyes in Santa Ana and Santa Claus saw the plates on my truck "Galaxin" and asked me if I liked the Galaxy and I told him I sure did, that's about all I think of, he said he liked the Galaxy to. Then he asked me if I hated Chivas as much as he did, and I told him OOOH Yeah I HATE SH*TVAS a WHOLE lot, we high fived each other.

harlan, Thursday, 16 December 2010 07:08 (thirteen years ago) link

edson buddle linked to birmingham
teal bunbury linked to stoke

the Chinese firewall of the heart (Michael B), Thursday, 16 December 2010 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I have heard both these things, Bunbury scored for Stoke's reserves.

After the Generation Adidas team did their tour of Spain, Bunbury, Juan Agudelo, and MLS's best entry to Footballers with bad hair: a picture thread, Brek Shea, are all being linked with Atletico Madrid.

dan m, Thursday, 16 December 2010 15:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Buddle to Birmingham is interesting since LA just picked up rights to Juan Pablo Angel.

dan m, Thursday, 16 December 2010 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.matchfitusa.com/2010/12/silly-season-cynicism.html

harlan, Thursday, 30 December 2010 05:11 (thirteen years ago) link

otm

dan m, Thursday, 30 December 2010 06:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Little Rooney has signed with MLS and will be in the combine/SUPERDRAFT. He sucks, right?

dan m, Friday, 31 December 2010 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Former Manchester City and Lazio midfielder Ousmane Dabo says he is on the brink of a move to the MLS. Dabo told France Football's website: "It is under way. I am not interested in playing in Europe anymore. I have played here 15 years. My career is done. Over there, salaries are nowhere near what they are in Europe, except for superstars such as Henry and Beckham. I am a defensive midfielder, I am almost 34. I will not be the one selling shirts."

mizzell, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link

meh, more interested in the young south american non-collegiate guys who are starting to trickle in for the combine and such

oh and lolmini rooney

dan m, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

super proud to be a part of this

Section 8 Chicago announced a donation of $10,325 to the Chicago Fire Foundation for the calendar year of 2010

http://www.chicago-fire.com/news/2011/01/section-8-philanthropy

dan m, Thursday, 6 January 2011 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link

brilliant dan, well done to you all

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 6 January 2011 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

in the latest round of "he's good, his brother must be good too!" speculation, Eric Lichaj's brother Andrew is on trial with the Fire

dan m, Friday, 7 January 2011 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Hey, anyone who reads this thread: How do you feel about a new one come draft day? (Thursday 1/13, that is)

dan m, Monday, 10 January 2011 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Excuse me. Come SUPERDRAFT day, that is.

dan m, Monday, 10 January 2011 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

i read this thread, don't really see the need for a new one, cause i have it bookmarked, but whatever, i'll deal.

mizzell, Monday, 10 January 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I hang around. It never gets too unwieldy for me but then I'm on here constantly.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 10 January 2011 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link

guys don't you see, taking MLS seriously enough to have an annual thread instead of a 3 year old clearing house is what we need to make this nation competitive

ullr saves (gbx), Monday, 10 January 2011 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link

+1 for new thread. we are as good as the spl damn it

harlan, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 07:12 (thirteen years ago) link

congratulations philly for getting BIMBO as a jersey sponsor. well done

harlan, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link

SPL thread covers SPL, cups and internationals. You've got a separate international thread at least! Though yes, we do get one a season, even though there's only about four of us posting on it.

ailsa, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

I was just sort of thinking if we had a fresh start more people might pay attention.

Can't wait to see how Philly works BIMBO into their shirt, considering how I'm used to seeing it on various Mexican shirt designs.

dan m, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link

SPL thread also occasionally ventures into the murky waters of the leagues below the SPL as well. We're pretty much a "everything even tangentially to do with Scottish football at any level" thread, hence how we get to rack up about 2000 posts a season between us.

That, and me taking five posts to make one point clear.

ailsa, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link

alisa, Chicago is being linked with David Wittenveen and Mickael Antoine Curier from the SPL, any opinions? I've not heard much to be excited about.

dan m, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Witteveen I've not seen - Hearts keep sending him out on loan. onimo might have a better idea since he was at Morton.

Curier seems OK, a not-bad striker in a couple of average teams. Probably best ask pfunkboy or aldo since he's been at both their clubs.

Sorry! Neither exactly on my "must watch" radar, tbh.

ailsa, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Love the fact that Bimbo is now an MLS sponsor. I really loved watching games in Mexico and players with a huge Bimbo on their chest. I love wearing my Rayados jersey when I play with friends, never fails to elicit a reaction ^^

Jibe, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

dan m, Mickael Antoine-Curier's signed for Hamilton again, so you're safe from one average SPLer.

ailsa, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 12:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Given the 'meh' response to a new thread, let's make this the "Try Glasgow More" of ILF.

SUPER SUPER SUPER DRAFT

1st round

1 Vancouver Whitecaps FC
2 Portland Timbers
3 D.C. United
4 Chivas USA
5 Philadelphia Union
6 New England Revolution
7 Houston Dynamo
8 Vancouver Whitecaps FC (traded from TFC)
9 Chicago Fire
10 Sporting Kansas City
11 Seattle Sounders FC
12 Columbus Crew
13 New York Red Bulls
14 Real Salt Lake
15 San Jose Earthquakes
16 Los Angeles Galaxy
17 FC Dallas
18 Colorado Rapids

dan m, Thursday, 13 January 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Can I say that it looks good to have an 18-team league? Not exactly representative of the whole of both countries, but finally starting to fill out a bit.

dan m, Thursday, 13 January 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Few surprises so far, and I did I just hear one of the ESPN dudes say Houston was trying to sign David Suazo and/or Gio Dos Santos?

dan m, Thursday, 13 January 2011 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link

i'd heard that a while ago about dos santos. hope it happens

i thought i'd read that salgado to vancouver wouldn't happen because he's not 18 and couldn't live in canada. but he'd lived in mex before...dunno, maybe they coveredd that. i'm just waking/catching up. oh alexi lalas, what a voice to wake up to

fa la fel (harlan), Thursday, 13 January 2011 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, and Twellman hosting?

Fire took the combine MVP, defender Jalil Anibaba. The talking heads have said he's the one guy in the first round that could step up and challenge for first team minutes. Dunno if I believe he's the *only* one, but hearing him referred to as "the Tim Ream of this year's draft" sits just fine with me.

dan m, Thursday, 13 January 2011 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh and I think it wasn't Salgado that couldn't live in Canada, it was the #2 pick, Nagebe? Not sure.

dan m, Thursday, 13 January 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

anibaba in front of sean johnson, seems like a good young start up the middle. der i am going to start liking the fire if i'm not careful

fa la fel (harlan), Thursday, 13 January 2011 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

glad miley cyrus party in the usa is playing in the background. this SUPERdraft is like a party yall

fa la fel (harlan), Thursday, 13 January 2011 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I was lollin to myself when they said the Fire were on the clock and the crowd (sounds like mostly Philly fans) responded with a chorus of boos.

dan m, Thursday, 13 January 2011 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link

lol talking about john rooney and chad barrett in the same conversation, barrett has always been the rooney lookalike

dan m, Thursday, 13 January 2011 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

25 New York Red Bulls [R2 trade 4] John Rooney Midfielder Macclesfield Town

dan m, Thursday, 13 January 2011 19:59 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm sort of halfassedly listening to the MLS audio of the last round of the draft and almost wishing for Lolas back... these guys are beyond awful.

dan m, Thursday, 13 January 2011 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Rooney:

“They’re definitely one of the most well-known MLS teams in England. When people think about the league, they think about New York Red Bulls. They’re a super big team, the club is amazing. I’m so proud that they picked me,’’ Rooney said. “They’re well known all over the world; New York Red Bulls, a massive club. I’m just so proud that they picked me.’’

http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/soccer...OKPXPfReHA84TK

dan m, Friday, 14 January 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^is any of this true

dan m, Friday, 14 January 2011 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

The NY Red Bulls are probably the only MLS club that people know In France, if they know one. Thanks Thierry Henry!

Jibe, Friday, 14 January 2011 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link

And I guess it's safe to say that being the club from NY makes it more likely that people have heard of it, rather than a team coming from Columbus or San José, which people are probably incapable of placing on a map of the US.

All in all tbh I have no clue if any of this is true tho ^^

Jibe, Friday, 14 January 2011 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I just needed to type something to look busy at work.

Jibe, Friday, 14 January 2011 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link

haha

Ismael Klata, Friday, 14 January 2011 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Full List of Draftees

Odds on who makes it big? With so many Akron players you'd think one of them would be destined for something.

dan m, Friday, 14 January 2011 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Boring old Omar Salgado apart, that kicks off with a splendid run of names. I'll pick Demetrius Amphroy or Anthony Ampaipitakwong for the big time. Not John Rooney.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 14 January 2011 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link

OK I was really optimistic when he came but Nery Castillo sucked it up here and I'm glad he is on the way out the door.

dan m, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link

The myth of attractive football

dan m, Friday, 28 January 2011 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

not, y'know, totally right, but still, it's a start, i like
http://i.imgur.com/YYVhe.png

harl (harlan), Monday, 31 January 2011 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link

waaaaaaay too many dallas fans represented there

dan m, Monday, 31 January 2011 04:36 (thirteen years ago) link

also fuck rapids fans in missoula

harl (harlan), Monday, 31 January 2011 04:56 (thirteen years ago) link

yaaaaaaay we get our own transfer rumor drama!

Charlie Davies is allegedly moving to DC United on loan.

dan m, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

red bulls looking to sign anelka

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 3 February 2011 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link

They should target Domenech as coach

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 3 February 2011 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Parity is a problem for MLS

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Friday, 4 February 2011 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link

You really want a promotion / relegation system if you're going to allow an elite to emerge. There is an excitement in battling for survival, there is an excitement in battling to gain (re-)admission into the promised land*. I can't see the attraction of watching a losing team bump along the bottom of a division year after year.

Also this is highly questionable: "The same holds true for fans attending matches. As Simon Kuper and Stefan Szymanski laid bare in their book, "Soccernomics," England's first division lived through an era of relative parity from 1949 to 1968, when it witnessed 11 different teams win the league in 20 years. However, over that span, stadium attendance fell from 18 million to 15 million visitors per season. From 1989 through 2009, when just six teams won it, and when Manchester United won it 10 times, attendance increased from 8 million to 13 million fans per year at a time when, the authors point out, "people had many more choices of how to spend their free time."

They chose two twenty year slices, separated by 20 years. What happened in the middle slice? Seven teams won the title, and (according to their own figures, which I haven't bothered to check) figures attendances fell from 15 million to 8 million. This doesn't invalidate their point, particularly since attractiveness to a television audience is more important economically than a full stadium, but it does suggest that there are forces at work other than competition / parity.

*My football team was relegated from the entire Football League a few years back, after many years narrowly avoiding that relegation. A fair few of our supporters will tell you that the five years we spent in the non-League, battling to get "back where we belong" in the 92 league clubs, were their happiest footballing times. That's in no small part because we weren't bloody losing all the time!

Tim, Friday, 4 February 2011 09:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Nearly the whole of that book is like that. It's maddening because you suspect that most of what they say is correct, but it's so easy to pick apart their examples. Most of our threads are probably more rigorous.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 4 February 2011 09:39 (thirteen years ago) link

The whole league-parity thing is such an NFL-style pursuit. Dominant teams are more about coaching and careful construction than just buying up good players. I really don't think promotion and relegation would work here, the businesspeople who back the league wouldn't go for it unless it was guaranteed to make them money. And then it really isn't relegation, is it?

A single league table is definitely necessary, on the other hand. Playoffs are exciting but they don't tell the true story of the season imo. Let the playoffs be for CONCACAF champions league qualification.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Friday, 4 February 2011 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

more about league money

http://www.socceramerica.com/article/41202/adidas-deal-supersedes-all-else.html

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Friday, 4 February 2011 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Dominant teams are more about coaching and careful construction than just buying up good players.

A successful team can be built through careful construction etc - a dominant club (i.e. one whose success continues through the assembly and break up of multiple successful teams) is going to be a rich club. They might get to be rich by being successful and well-run or they might get to be rich through the injection of cash from outside.

I tend to agree that promotion / relegation won't be acceptable the MLS, which is why some attempt at parity seems a reasonable choice - I don't know much about the NFL: is NFL-style necessarily a bad thing?

Tim, Saturday, 5 February 2011 07:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Due to the salary cap, the rich clubs (LA, NY, Seattle) can only get a leg up in paying for coaching, facilities, etc. They can't buy like crazy and a portion of the money they make from transfers goes back to the league. There is a huge maze of regulations. The league even mandates which hotels the teams stay at to keep things even (unless you've got a Beckham on your team).

I don't think NFL-style is a bad thing necessarily, because after all they've been hugely successful. There is a large contingent of US soccer fans who despise MLS as low class and not European enough, and going for an NFL model isn't going to make them come around.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Saturday, 5 February 2011 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link

houston's getting a new stadium, looks killer

http://vimeo.com/19614275

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Monday, 7 February 2011 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Jose Mourinho Would Struggle in MLS

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

if Andy Gray were American

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

no kidding

I wish the season would fuckin' start already so I could pay attention to something other than this kind of crap.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link

writer conveniently doesnt mention mourinho´s success with porto

the Chinese firewall of the heart (Michael B), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah he gets called out in the comments

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link

the home of the Fire this morning, aka the reason that a european-style season schedule probably wouldn't work over here

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/180652_10150135150344789_20210009788_8120786_5977252_n.jpg

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 10 February 2011 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link

(the 2011 schedule was released today, btw: http://www.mlssoccer.com/schedule)

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 10 February 2011 20:33 (thirteen years ago) link

just use an orange ball and you'll be fine

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 10 February 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Effing hell. I booked a two week spell in the states, visiting FOUR cities with MLS teams (NY, Philadephia, Columbus, Chicago) and none will be playing at home while I'm in town. Damn.

Tim, Thursday, 10 February 2011 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link

xp it was also -4 F this morning, with windchill to -20something, I don't think many people would show up to a match!

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 10 February 2011 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link

dcu signed charlie davies, could be amazing if he can regain his old form

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 15:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Are you going to submit a ballot to the 'player of the decade' poll, Dan? Would be most interested to see your perspective.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

why not

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 16:06 (thirteen years ago) link

ESPN UK (on Twitter): "Delighted to tell you we are showing MLS again this season. First game is Seattle Sounders versus LA Galaxy on Wednesday 16th March at 2:30am."

BIG TYME

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't know where to put this, i want to start a stats thread but not right now, it was an american researcher and he did quantify some MLS, so why not put it here:

WSJ

The pace and flow of soccer generally make it difficult for managers to affect the outcome of a match once it begins. Since soccer has almost no stoppages for coaches to draw on clipboards or strategize with their players, a manager's most critical in-game decision may be choosing when to utilize his three substitutions.

That's where Bret Myers, a professor of management and operations at the Villanova School of Business, comes in. A lifelong soccer player and fan, he sought to help coaches make their subs at exactly the right moment and discovered what he calls the "Decision Rule."

To determine this, Dr. Myers analyzed the substitutions and ensuing results of every game played during the 2009-10 season in the top English, Spanish, Italian and German professional leagues, as well as the 2010 Major League Soccer season and the 2010 World Cup. He concluded that if their team is behind, managers should make the first substitution prior to the 58th minute, the second substitution prior to the 73rd minute and the third prior to the 79th minute. Teams that follow these guidelines improve—score at least one goal—roughly 36% of the time. Teams that don't follow the rule improve about 18.5% of the time. He noted 1,037 instances the rule could have been applied and found that managers abide by it a little less than half the time. He also found that the timing of subs has no effect on the team ahead in the score or if the match is tied.

harlan, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 03:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Interesting that science bears out the "bring on the big lad after an hour" tactic.

Yossarian's sense of humour (NotEnough), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 10:01 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.portlandtimbers.com/news/2011/03/cascadia-summit-live-stream

first meeting of MLS versions of Portland and Seattle streaming now for free

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Saturday, 5 March 2011 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link

portland might be decent?
sigi is hard to look at.

i liked the flares.

harlan, Saturday, 5 March 2011 08:44 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm loving this preseason, lots of free official streams. Fire v. Toronto right now.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Saturday, 5 March 2011 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link

lolwut

MLS UK - http://www.majorleaguesocceruk.com/
MLS France - http://www.mls-news.fr
MLS Italia - http://www.socceritalia.info/
MLS Brasil - http://mlsbr.wordpress.com/

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Sunday, 6 March 2011 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link

new iphone/android app available, supposed to be pretty good but I don't have one of those phones

http://goal.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/03/10/new-season-new-m-l-s-app/

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 10 March 2011 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

here is a soccer thing to know.corner kicks,the ball goes out in your corner of the field then the other team kicks it in they can either pass to a goal bystander or shoot from the corner i hope that was helpfull bye

harlan, Monday, 14 March 2011 07:20 (thirteen years ago) link

A bright future on Fox soccer awaits you.

Yossarian's sense of humour (NotEnough), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:37 (thirteen years ago) link

tell me you're stoked for first kick

harlan, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 05:38 (thirteen years ago) link

I'll be more stoked on Saturday.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:27 (thirteen years ago) link

my dad took me to the NASL sounders when i was four. tonight i get to return the favor and take him to his first MLS game

harlan, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Nice. It's like when I saw Daglish managing Liverpool last week - he was on the field first game I ever saw as a five-year-old back in 1982.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

the commish was at the Fire's season kickoff charity luncheon yesterday, shown here rocking one of our supporter scarves

http://section8chicago.com/images/fbfiles/images/garber_cf97.jpg

dude's a bit of a douche imo but damn that's a sharp scarf

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link

nice feel good story here, a local kid went to the Fire open tryouts and appears to have made it onto the first team

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/soccer/4319651-419/pantazopoulos-makes-dream-team.html

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

classy tifo imo, rising sun flags
can we lool for a sec abt the ref spraypainting the 10 yd line? loved it
i am in an all cowbell sextion. who knew
should be 3-0 sounders

harlan, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:02 (thirteen years ago) link

finishing!

harlan, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:02 (thirteen years ago) link

they do the evaporating 10yd spray in mexico, imo glad it's here

sloppy goal by la but cmon keller

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:19 (thirteen years ago) link

ok on replay maybe it wasn't such a sloppy goal

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.kmbc.com/r/27214722/detail.html

Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco will be coming to Kansas City next week to tryout and train with the soccer team, Sporting KC officials tweeted on Wednesday.

lolwut

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link

i see irish international striker caleb folan has gone to colorado rapids

Michael B, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Are there any major rivalries in MLS? How do they compare to, say, Liverpool-Man Utd, Arsenal-Spurs?

territory of the magic wand (Chris), Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link

they're kinda manufactured since a lot of the teams are so new

Atlantic Cup — D.C. United vs New York Red Bulls
Brimstone Cup — Chicago Fire vs FC Dallas
California Clasico — Los Angeles Galaxy vs San Jose Earthquakes
Cascadia Cup — Seattle Sounders FC vs Portland Timbers vs Vancouver Whitecaps FC
Lamar Hunt Pioneer Cup, pre-season — Columbus Crew vs FC Dallas
Rocky Mountain Cup — Colorado Rapids vs Real Salt Lake
SuperClasico — Chivas USA vs Los Angeles Galaxy
Texas Derby — FC Dallas vs Houston Dynamo
Trillium Cup — Columbus Crew vs Toronto FC

mizzell, Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link

None of them compare to Utd/Liverpool or other such rivalries, having not been around for generations.

Probably the biggest, starting this year, is the 3-way Seattle-Portland-Vancouver clusterfuck, due to their proximity and their history in other leagues over the past 30ish years.

NY-Philly-DC-New England is pretty big in a lot of ways, again because of proximity and all the other sports rivalries that exist between these cities. NY-DC hate is probably greatest in this one.

Chicago and Dallas used to be a huge rivalry back when there were fewer teams in the league, but has waned recently. Fire fans (of which I am one) basically hate everyone, but recent rivalries are biggest with Columbus (proximity) and New England (repeated playoff meetings).

Vancouver and Toronto (and Montreal when they enter the league) are going to be pretty big.

Columbus and Toronto is pretty dece.

The only true crosstown derby, LA/Chivas, is a rivalry, but is mostly hype-driven ime.

Dallas/Houston is pretty big too, being a Texas thing.

(afaik)

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 17 March 2011 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link

NY and New England not a rivalry, the supporters groups have been friendly for years! The DC part is for real, though.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Thursday, 17 March 2011 17:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Wait I thought you guys had like bottles thrown at you when you drove up to Foxboro that one time? Or was that in DC?

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 17 March 2011 17:06 (thirteen years ago) link

For anyone who's so inclined, a couple of Fire fans are producing a podcast starting this season.

http://hotmesscf97.podomatic.com/

Great humor, good analysis, a complete overview of where the team (and others around the league) are at the start of the new season.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Yah we did! But I think the climate has changed/different people are in charge of stuff/the people doing it weren't the main supporters club.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link

nobody goes to their games anyway lol

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

xp Would crosstown derbies work in the US if, say, Cosmos get off the ground? It doesn't seem to be a big deal in other sports e.g. I never hear about a Giants-Jets beef.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I am not a knowledgeable NFL fan, but afaik the Jets and Giants don't play each other because they're in separate conferences. I do know that Giants/Eagles is a huuuge rivalry.

Crosstown derbies could work though, imo, once there are some more teams. Gals/Chivas could be huge but the issue is that the Chivas branding tends to drive some fans away from their side. It definitely happens in other sports -- the baseball crosstown classic here in Chicago, Cubs/Sox, is always huge. The various California teams in other sports all hate each other, etc etc.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Jets and Giants could maybe meet in the playoffs? Dunno.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm not up on what's happening w the Cosmos name & future these days, but until maybe a year ago, it wasn't even clear that the NYC-area market could make ONE team really work, much less two. I would say we're a ways yet from having to worry about a cross-town derby.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

There would DEFINITELY be people who'd join up for the Cosmos/any 2nd team just out of spite for Red Bull changing the name of the 1st team all those years ago -- a certain number of fans left after that who've never re-engaged, although some of them crumbled when the stadium opened.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpOnM4SHPO0

Cosmos got a bit of publicity here last week when Cantona did an interview with the bbc - our awful pundits were left open-mouthed when he named the Kung-Fu kick as the best moment of his career

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link

They're the trolliest non-team in existence.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I might have had too much coffee but I cannot sit through 10 mins of that interview.

I did, however, just buy my ticket for the home opener tonight and ALL the supporters sections are sold out! Now let's see who's actually sitting in them....

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Saturday, 19 March 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Normally I'm not one to care much about screen-size when watching games on video (lol internet streams) but the prospect of watching the Fire on a 10x30ft screen tonight has got me a little geeky.

So following the retirement of McBride and Brown and the departures of Ljungberg, Castillo, Conde, and a bunch of other dead weight, Coach looks to be running out a 3-5-2 with a youngish bunch of hungry no-name (outside the league, at least) players against the playoff runners-up from last year... should be quite interesting.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Saturday, 19 March 2011 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

lol toronto

cd9 getting 2 goals as well

fire don't look like shit in a road draw, I'll take it

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Sunday, 20 March 2011 03:30 (thirteen years ago) link

MatchDay Live (their name for the internet game interface) season pass is $39.99 until the 28th. Decided to give it a go and am watching the Vancouver - Toronto game from the other night. Boy do Toronto look bad; horrible fullbacks and midfield. It's gonna be a while before the Ajax system reaps any dividends. A while being years, based on the start.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 20 March 2011 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link

a good first day! lots of goals, glad to see charlie, agudelo is a wonder, lol sounders.

harlan, Sunday, 20 March 2011 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh man so the Toronto-Vancouver game had video feed issues on Match Day Live and I didn't get to watch it (as it was happening)! And then the other game I was really excited about wasn't on MDL, the Timber's season opener. Had to go to some streaming site that probably gave me worms. Terrible defense on the Timbers side, the goalie looked so frustrated!

DC United kicked some serious ass, that was good.... I gotta put Charlie Davies on my fantasy team if he keeps up that level of play.

Threadkiller General (Viceroy), Sunday, 20 March 2011 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Watchin' the DC game as I type. Looks great, especially compared to the SD stream for the Tor-Van game. Love Pat Onstad.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 20 March 2011 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link

That was a great MLS game. Chippy, some great defending, a couple of good goals.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 20 March 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

The Fire home opener on Saturday is forecast to be in the low 40s, rain, w/ chance of snow. Still excited.

On a brighter note, our supporter sections have almost hit 800 season tickets sold, more than doubling our previous high mark. And this is after the team missed the playoffs last year for only the 2nd time.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link

I wonder if that's a MLS-wide phenomenon or just limited to Chicago... I think last years world cup created a lot of new American soccer fans.

Threadkiller General (Viceroy), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

It could be, but I think it's also a side effect of ownership deciding to try and give a shit about their fanbase. They've cut parking prices in half, offered up a lot more perks for buying season tickets, it's looking like they'll play Man Utd in a friendly at Soldier Field and all season ticket holders get that game included at no extra charge, etc. Numbers are up all over the park, not just in the end sections.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Also fwiw I don't remember a big bump in attendance after the WC finished last year.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Publicity stunt or no I have to wonder what it makes ppl think of the league.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 24 March 2011 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link

can i say how happy i am for omar salgado? (#1 pick but wasn't allowed to play by fifa bcz he's 17 and it'd be an international transfer-dumb, but all smoothed out now) just one more fun kid to watch in MLS.

harlan, Friday, 25 March 2011 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link

don't fuck it up, kid

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Friday, 25 March 2011 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

lolseattle again last night

hyped for game day here, 35 and sunny, no precip

kansas city: pick a state, pick a state, pick a state

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Saturday, 26 March 2011 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link

The Real Salt Lake - LA Galaxy game was impressively one sided. RSL looks really good; their spacing and teamwork is top notch. Hustling right until the end.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 27 March 2011 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't know what happened to LA... they lose Omar for one game and everything goes to shit? Yikes it was embarrassing.

Threadkiller General (Viceroy), Sunday, 27 March 2011 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link

RSL looked like a buzzsaw. I wasn't too impressed by the Galaxy in the game against New England, but they at least dominated huge swathes of that game. I don't think Landycakes could have done much too change the result.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 27 March 2011 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link

The Metros game was hiiiiideous, but we were missing 6 players and down to 2nd or 3rd string in some places. And a 0-0 draw on the road at the start of the season is not the end of the world...but international weekends are going to SUCK.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Sunday, 27 March 2011 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

RSL is the best team in the league and has been for the past 2 years or so.

Fire benefited from some questionable calls yesterday but won so I'm cool with it. I'm liking that they have avoided putting many international-level players on the team so we can avoid the kind of shit NY etc deals with.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Sunday, 27 March 2011 15:51 (thirteen years ago) link

We have not, in the past, been a team with much (any) depth. It's kind of perversely exciting to HAVE a third-string at all, tbh.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Sunday, 27 March 2011 16:09 (thirteen years ago) link

so i was actually physically present at that seattle game. decent atmosphere, but good christ the dynamo is TERRIBLE

FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Monday, 28 March 2011 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

also do we have a US SOCCER thread for the nat'l team?

FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Monday, 28 March 2011 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

usmnt

mizzell, Monday, 28 March 2011 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link

thankin u

FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Monday, 28 March 2011 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link

seattle ain't lookin' like much this year yet either imo, still early tho

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Monday, 28 March 2011 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link

no, they didn't look great, but the dynamo looked legitimately ~terrible~

FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Monday, 28 March 2011 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link

ives announces derosario traded from tfc to red bull, then quickly recants... wonder if he got taken in an april fool's joke?

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 1 April 2011 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link

weird, MLS just sent out a different headline on facebook less than 5 minutes ago, "Toronto Coach: De Rosario still plays for us"...

I love my puppy -- and she loves me! (Viceroy), Friday, 1 April 2011 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Just watched LA vs Philadelphia on ESPN. Beckham still delivers a mean dead ball - not sure what else is left in his game.

"A clean sheet... also known as a shut out" - still pandering to non-soccer audience after all these years.

This post was brought to you by Bimbo Bread: packed with goodness and baked with love.

death, taxes and (onimo), Sunday, 3 April 2011 10:25 (thirteen years ago) link

congratulation rsl

harl (harlan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 06:27 (thirteen years ago) link

didn't get to see it, but man it'd be something if they could pull it off in the final

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 12:31 (thirteen years ago) link

lol KC trying so hard to fabricate some sort of rivalry

http://www.sportingkc.com/firehouse

get in line behind every other team, jackasses

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 8 April 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link

always a joy to beat chicago

harl (harlan), Saturday, 9 April 2011 23:42 (thirteen years ago) link

i think that this must be the first time in MLS history that a team has had a starting 11 that are/were full senior internationals.

Coudoul - Senegal (5)
Miller - Costa Rica (22)
Ream - USA (3)
Marquez - Mexico (101)
Solli - Norway (40)
Tainio - Finland (51)
De Rosario - Canada (55)
Richards - Jamaica (27)
Lindpere - Estonia (74)
Henry - France (123)
Agudelo - USA (4)

that is 505 senior international caps starting tonight for RBNY.

harl (harlan), Saturday, 9 April 2011 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link

keller saved yr asses, plus fuck wtf is wrong with our backline

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Sunday, 10 April 2011 01:25 (thirteen years ago) link

After his cheeky penalty, Charlie Davies hurdled a signboard, leapt onto the platform supporting a VW, tried to enter the vehicle, then did a funky dance.

“I was definitely trying to get in the car – it was locked. On Friday after training I was able to run over there and see if the car was open, and it was, so I planned for the team to get in the car. As soon as I got over there I saw it was locked, but it was worth it.”

harl (harlan), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link

mls players by place of birth 2011

harlan, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

the way things seem to be going that colombia list is gonna keep growing

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i52.tinypic.com/2rcn1qx.jpg

harlan, Thursday, 14 April 2011 07:11 (thirteen years ago) link

hey guess what guise, the refs suck

"To be honest over the last few games I think I’ve spoke too much about referees," Beckham said. "They’re becoming the stars of the MLS, and that’s obviously not what teams want and clubs want. You want the players to be playing out there. You want it to be fair. I just don’t think the consistency’s there. I think there’s bad calls, and we’ve had our majority of bad calls over the last few games, but it’s ruining games. It’s ruining our preparation for games. I’ll probably get in trouble, but it’s gone on too long. We want that consistency to be there, and we want to keep our players on the field."

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Thursday, 14 April 2011 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link

he's such a bitch. nice late tackle last night, only urself to blame.

stoked for portland tonight

harlan, Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I srsly hope the Fire beat the living fuck out of Portland tonight but my heart was warmed a bit by reading this

http://www.oregonlive.com/pets/index.ssf/2011/04/pet_talk_jeld-wen_field_takes.html

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I am very excited for this game!! That pitch looks so nice too on the ol' Jeld-Wen.

No pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Friday, 15 April 2011 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Hahhaa I did not expect that result but I am well pleased.

No pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Friday, 15 April 2011 05:08 (thirteen years ago) link

bleh

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 15 April 2011 13:03 (thirteen years ago) link

lookin' good tho portland, wish I could say the same for our guys on the field... that was one of the 3 worst performances I've seen since I started following the club

http://media.oregonlive.com/oregonian/photo/2011/04/9489120-essay.jpg

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 15 April 2011 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link

oh look, henry scored a goal

and luke rodgers scored two

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Sunday, 17 April 2011 13:05 (thirteen years ago) link

international chicago fire jersey spot #2: this time a guy on the mexico city metro

Michael B, Monday, 18 April 2011 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

blanco on the back?

mizzell, Monday, 18 April 2011 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link

oh yeah i forgot he played for them. i didnt see the back of his shirt though.

Michael B, Monday, 18 April 2011 01:20 (thirteen years ago) link

so does Benny Feilhaber sign w/ Chivas y/n

if n, then w/ who?

fire could sure use him

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 17:02 (thirteen years ago) link

What a night.

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Friday, 22 April 2011 13:48 (thirteen years ago) link

did you make the trip to DC?

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 22 April 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Hell no.

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Friday, 22 April 2011 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link

holy fuck zakuani's leg, I can't watch video of that

also fuck you carlos de los cobos for trying to sit on a 1-0 lead for 80ish minutes, doomed to fail

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Sunday, 24 April 2011 14:29 (thirteen years ago) link

thread of missing zakuani and ferreira

avinha, Monday, 25 April 2011 03:46 (thirteen years ago) link

ugh just clicked a link and saw a pic of zakuani's break, can still see it when I close my eyes

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Monday, 25 April 2011 20:11 (thirteen years ago) link

thread of missing morales, this is getting silly

New York Red Bulls striker Luke Rodgers doesn't like Los Angeles Galaxy star Landon Donovan.

He made that very clear to the New York Post on Monday.

"In this league, he's a respected person, but he's telling Titi [Thierry Henry] to [screw] off. The kid's a [expletive] head," Rodgers, who was clearly upset at Donovan after the Red Bulls and Galaxy completed a 1-1 draw on Saturday night in L.A., told the Post. "I don't care. I just think the kid's a [expletive] jerk. I don't care what you put.

"After Henry scored he's running the whole length of the pitch to shout at the linesman. He must have eyes like a hawk to tell if he's offsides. I tackled the keeper [and] he's running the whole length of the field to tell the ref I should be sent off. He needs to be a bit more humble.''

Donovan responded to Rodgers' profanity laced tirade via Twitter: "I'm confused; who is Luke Rogers?"

mizzell, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

LD misspelling his name in the tweet is the best part imo

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

also on the salary tip I cannot believe that our leading forward tandem (w/ 5 league goals) together make less than half of a DM who got subbed into one game, was immediately injured and hasn't played since

no fire players in the top 50 salaries, either (castillo doesn't count)

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

Donovan responded to Rodgers' profanity laced tirade via Twitter: "I'm confused; who is Luke Rogers?"

You may have heard of him. He's short, he's white, he loves to pick a fight? Ringing any bells, Fivehead?

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

The Vikings ownership drops one little inkling of a hint of a notion that they might want to maybe bring MLS to the Twin Cities (possibly) if there is public financing for a new stadium (the catch) and within the week people are running with it: http://www.mls4mn.com/

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 13 May 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i heard about that

i'm obv wildly in favor of an MLS team in MN, but i'm not a huge fan of the arden hills stadium plan. not for any sort of political or 'well-informed' reason, i just think far-flung stadia are stupid, esp in a city that's trying to develop a rep in canny urban development

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Friday, 13 May 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

There are twin cities there, right? Two teams is the answer imo, let 'em fight it out.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 13 May 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

think an MLS-only stadium would make sense here: http://bit.ly/lO6CiX

esp since the SW corridor (assuming it gets built) is going to have a stop right there. i'd imagine some of the rich jerks in lowry hill might protest and i guess it'd be weird to have a pro soccer stadium right next to the sculpture garden, but w/e. that's where i want it. or on the dome site. having pro sports teams play in the burbs is just so stupid imo

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Friday, 13 May 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

There already is a lower division squad (I have friends w/ season tickets lol) but they're really far out from the city too. I admit to not knowing where the proposed development is but it's already been pretty handily proven that close-to-city-center parks are the way to go to get the soccer loving populace out in numbers. Arden Hills isn't anywhere near the light rail, is it?

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 13 May 2011 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

no, it's not. and one of the sticking points in the local debate (from what i can tell) is that it's gonna cost 175M to make the road improvements necessary to manage the traffic.

but yeah: the soccer fans are imo more likely to be city-dwellers. i'm sure they'll show up for games, even in arden hills, but i have to say that part of the fun of going to the single mls game i've seen (sounders) was the fact that the stadium was right downtown. and it seems craycray to me to develop huge sports complexes in the burbs when we've got space and infrastructure in the city proper.

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Friday, 13 May 2011 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

i don't know what the stats are for light rail ridership when games are on (twins or vikes or wolves), but i think its decompressed the parking situation in a big way

i dunno i guess i'm just sorta depressed by the idea of a big dumb stadium going up in the middle of nowhere, with parking lot with 20k cars in it.

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Friday, 13 May 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

can I just say I hate this shit

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

actually, barca and united can play chivas and america and each other all they want, but stop f'ing up my league's season

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

Ach, play winters like the rest of us.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

orange ball and you'll be fine

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 15:57 (twelve years ago) link

just use an orange ball and you'll be fine

― Ismael Klata, Thursday, February 10, 2011 9:05 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark

boxall, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 15:59 (twelve years ago) link

Was that an intentional callback? Great memory if so.

boxall, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

It did seem kind of familiar ... when you reach my level of posting expertise, muscle memory does the work for you.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

lolz

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 16:08 (twelve years ago) link

Haha.

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

top 10 overpaid and underpaid in MLS

http://espn.go.com/sports/soccer/blog/_/name/schaerlaeckens_leander/id/6562718/top-10-overpaid-underpaid-mls

can't say I disagree with this much, I can't believe how little we're paying Diego Chaves

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 20 May 2011 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

Kimura's great, my favorite full-back in the league I think. What is it with the Japanese and that position?

clever dummy (boxall), Friday, 20 May 2011 16:48 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't realize they were known for their fullbacks. Does he play for the national team ever?

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 20 May 2011 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

He never has. I'd read that he was sure to leave Colorado for Europe or the J-League soon in order to get the national side's attention. But they already have Nagatomo and Uchida, so.

clever dummy (boxall), Friday, 20 May 2011 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

Red Bulls to lose Marquez, Agudelo, Richards, De Rosario, Ream, Miller to Gold Cup duties next month. :/

Will we see a John Rooney sighting? lol

wabi sabi, Friday, 20 May 2011 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

whoa @ ruiz goal

harlan, Sunday, 22 May 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2pnDVRzG8s

harlan, Sunday, 22 May 2011 02:02 (twelve years ago) link

Great shot!

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 22 May 2011 02:25 (twelve years ago) link

yeah great let's play the old & crickety goalkeeper and keep the 21 year old potential national team standout on the bench, fuck conway, both of philly's goals were on him

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Sunday, 22 May 2011 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

I love "crickety" as a dismissive adjective in this context.

Is this Galaxy-Chivas game going to be worth watching?

clever dummy (boxall), Sunday, 22 May 2011 03:11 (twelve years ago) link

I have it on in the background, not really paying attention. Nice setup by Angel for Chad fucking Barrett for the only goal.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Sunday, 22 May 2011 03:28 (twelve years ago) link

btw old & crickety is a reference to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSiG5kNKjps

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Sunday, 22 May 2011 03:32 (twelve years ago) link

good luck with that

I'm getting ready to listen to internet-only audio of the Fire v SJ USOC game, no TV or streams.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 02:12 (twelve years ago) link

"our already crappy team would like to further limit its playing pool" lols

anibaba wonderstrike pt2 plzz

harlan, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 03:19 (twelve years ago) link

Fire win 5-4 in pens zomg

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 06:04 (twelve years ago) link

i stood in the piss down rain today and watched the sounders lose. this is a wounded and slow team. somebody threw a beer on brek shea after he scored, can't really see it on replay.

the real thing (harlan), Thursday, 26 May 2011 06:04 (twelve years ago) link

Brek Shea is a freak but throwing beers on your home field is lame.

dan m, Thursday, 26 May 2011 12:23 (twelve years ago) link

memorial day manager massacre

dan m, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 02:04 (twelve years ago) link

http://thecup.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/ENTRANTS2011-MAP2.png

dan m, Thursday, 2 June 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

"Pancyprian Freedoms"?

Michael B, Thursday, 2 June 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

they're an old club iirc, been around since the 20s or 30s

dan m, Thursday, 2 June 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

as far as these club names go it doesn't get much better than "Dub Defenders"

dan m, Thursday, 2 June 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

ex-winners as I recall xp, maybe even as recently as the 80s

What's the deal with Dub Defenders though? El Paso Chivas Patriots is just horrible.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 2 June 2011 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

I tried googling around on them a little, didn't come up with anything. Doesn't help that their association is a loosely-affiliated group of a bunch of different leagues.

dan m, Thursday, 2 June 2011 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

I'm just hoping for an all Chicago Fire final :)

dan m, Thursday, 2 June 2011 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

Dub Defenders are in fact DV8 Defenders. Ugh.

wmlynch, Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

damn it, stupid font

dan m, Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

6:50 airwalka182: zigi has to wear a bra just like his team

carstens, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 20:49 (twelve years ago) link

kc's new stadium is nice but man the people there are stupid

dan m, Saturday, 11 June 2011 14:32 (twelve years ago) link

i don't know where to put this so http://thecup.us/2011-lamar-hunt-us-open-cup-bracket/ it's nice looking, esp now w/some results

carstens, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 07:26 (twelve years ago) link

rip DV8 Defenders, heaven needed Defenders that let in 5 goals

considering making the trip to Madison for CFP v. 56ers

dan m, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

fire just sold my newest favorite player to atlas ;_;

dan m, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

flares at a u-16 academy game today, kind of lol mostly awesome
http://i53.tinypic.com/ndu6n9.jpg
(Sounders u-16s play a better brand of soccer than their u-18s. i wonder why. all the kids have been in the academy for the same amount of time basically. u-16s more coachable? less set in their ways maybe? the 18s rely more on individual skill imo. both teams won and both go to the academy playoffs)

carstens, Sunday, 19 June 2011 01:30 (twelve years ago) link

lol ultras

dan m, Monday, 20 June 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.mls-rumors.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Picture-84.png

dan m, Monday, 20 June 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

So wtf was Henry sent off for the other day?

boxall, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 01:39 (twelve years ago) link

needed an excuse not to play in Chicago, Becks does it all the time

dan m, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 12:35 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.thebentmusket.com/2011/6/20/2234298/fracas-in-the-fort-revolution-supporters-banned-and-arrested-for

amazing, but in this country, not unbelievable

dan m, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

liking these opta chalkboards

http://www.mlssoccer.com/matchcenter/2011-06-22-chicago-fire-vs-real-salt-lake/chalkboard

dan m, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

An hour before kickoff, with scalpers buzzing outside the park and valets busy parking bicycle

mizzell, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

you've come a long way, baby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_zYDyS3X7k&feature=player_embedded

dan m, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:57 (twelve years ago) link

http://i55.tinypic.com/f03ehv.jpg

carstens, Friday, 24 June 2011 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

lol is that a diving commentary?

dan m, Saturday, 25 June 2011 01:13 (twelve years ago) link

de rosario to dcu for dax mccarty shocker

I mean really

dan m, Monday, 27 June 2011 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

chicago sparta, 1938 us open cup champs

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq283/albion83/chicagosparta-opencupwinners-1938.jpg

dan m, Thursday, 7 July 2011 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

Spent some time talking w/ friends about what could improve FC Dallas attendance after the game Saturday night - aside from not being in BFE (really not quite that bad, but it's nearly an hour from my house in the center of DFW and I know the back ways to avoid traffic completely), they shoulda built a dome. I know that's less than traditional, but it's hard to draw big crowds to the fifth-most popular sport in the country when it's 97F at game time.
My buddy's seats are on the shadowed side, but you couldn't pay me to sit on the opposite stands staring into the sun or in the all-metal bleacher supporter's section.

bill magill (milo z), Monday, 18 July 2011 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

Solution: no teams in Texas.

dan m, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 00:48 (twelve years ago) link

I like that Sparta picture, especially the fixers to each side. Very Chicago.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

milo I was being flippant above but you hit on a big problem for the league, along with the distances teams have to travel. The Fifa folks have been crowing about bringing the schedule in alignment with the 'rest of the world' for a while now. Texas summers won't help attract a crowd, but neither will Chicago winters. I could see some of the second-gen MLS stadia, when they are eventually built/renovated, having roofs a la the Bundesliga. It'd be costly as hell but it'd also mean the league had risen to a higher level of standing in the sports world in USA/Canada.

Nice display name btw.

dan m, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

Less than 40 seconds in and I just...can't...

I have to watch that in 10 second bites because otherwise my head explodes.

That's an interesting accent.

boxall, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

news that's not really news, Chicago Fire sign aged former Club America/Stuttgart/Mexico star Pavel Pardo http://bit.ly/oSxKyN

everyone's crossing their fingers on this one

keillor can folk anything. and he will, and has. (dan m), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

A Mexican player named Pavel seems like a good match for Chicago.

boxall, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

I can't believe I just listened to four minutes of a Sounders podcast just to see if that idiot used the same accent when not on the TV news.

boxall, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha wow

did he? that was the best part of the video imo, other than when he was talking about going to Europe yearly

keillor can folk anything. and he will, and has. (dan m), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 16:28 (twelve years ago) link

No, 100% American accent. This was recorded in February, maybe he'd been practicing around the house but wasn't ready to go public with it yet.

boxall, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

This all-star game is embarrassing.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 28 July 2011 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

lol yeah

tho I'm weirdly happy the Fire gave Utd their toughest test against MLS opposition even if it was partly due to weather

keillor can folk anything. and he will, and has. (dan m), Thursday, 28 July 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

Ha.

Panayotis Alexander ("Alexi") Lalas (born June 1, 1970) is a retired . Best friends with Sean Stowe from Virginia NOT CHICAGO! American soccer player who played mostly as a defender for the United States national team in the 1994 FIFA World Cup.

boxall, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:59 (twelve years ago) link

freddy adu to sign for philadelphia

mizzell, Thursday, 11 August 2011 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

NBC gets the rights. Maybe people will care.

Gukbe, Thursday, 11 August 2011 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

salary cap? what salary cap?

keillor can folk anything. and he will, and has. (dan m), Saturday, 13 August 2011 04:40 (twelve years ago) link

lol Keane

Gukbe, Saturday, 13 August 2011 04:47 (twelve years ago) link

an acquaintance of mine did a bit for Run of Play on the Fire v. Man Utd game

keillor can folk anything. and he will, and has. (dan m), Monday, 15 August 2011 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

scores on a blast!

the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

(that's American for "cunted")

the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

p nice

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

I liked that piece, Dan.

boxall, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

First Freddie, now Eddie (Johnson) -- errbody's comin' home

keillor can folk anything. and he will, and has. (dan m), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

and afterwards:

@PumaNielsen1
Jimmy Nielsen
Thanks for all the support, it means the world to me. Gonna work the dog now, and hope Mrs. N is wearing the nurse costume when I come back.

^^^ this (onimo), Friday, 19 August 2011 09:45 (twelve years ago) link

yeah it's a pretty weird situation

also a situation: Fire setting the new record for most draws in a season last night. 15 draws and we still have 10 games to go. Playoffs?

keillor can folk anything. and he will, and has. (dan m), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

very excited for this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZf6Crc78Zo&feature=player_embedded

dan m, Monday, 22 August 2011 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

carles from hipster runoff on robbie keane

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/6891838/robbie-keane-joins-galaxy

dan m, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

His ensuing celebration involved an old-man cartwheel

lol burn

Um yeah, hi, that's (onimo), Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:05 (twelve years ago) link

sign David Beckham to a contract that went beyond a team's salary cap

wtf is this Communism doing in the Land of the Free?

Um yeah, hi, that's (onimo), Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:11 (twelve years ago) link

every sport in the usa is way more communist than in the rest of the world

mizzell, Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link

Carles must not rly follow MLS or else he'd know the trend is now buying up younger South American rising stars, using DP status to pay their transfer fees, and reaping the benefits of winning/selling down the road.

dan m, Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

c'mon, Carles clearly never heard of Robbie Keane before Monday.

boxall, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

otm

dan m, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

biggest match in two years for us tonight, and they're doing it up in Seattle too

http://aol.sportingnews.com/soccer/story/2011-08-29/fire-coach-klopas-hopes-cup-greeted-with-open-arms

dan m, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

that's actually a pretty good article on the cup itself too

dan m, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

ok chi see u soon

carstens, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 04:04 (twelve years ago) link

rly didn't want to have to travel for this

dan m, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 04:46 (twelve years ago) link

MLS offers higher standard than SPL

hmmmmmmm

dan m, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kmgPzBfFYw

one of the funniest MLS things I have ever seen

dan m, Friday, 9 September 2011 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

worst hooligans ever (apart from that wee hobbit guy)

the art of posting sideways (onimo), Monday, 12 September 2011 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

nothing will ever beat that boy from toronto.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Monday, 12 September 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link

Why do people even

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Monday, 12 September 2011 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

updated salary list is out

http://www.mlsplayers.org/files/September%201,%202011%20Salary%20Information%20-%20By%20Club.pdf

can't believe how much we're paying players to either be injured or play reserve games, also can't comprehend the accounting tricks that must be going on around the league

dan m, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link

ahahaha marquez you dick

Speaking through an interpreter after New York's dismal 3-1 loss to Real Salt Lake on Wednesday, Marquez criticized his teammates, saying they were not on his level.

"I'm focusing on really performance at my highest level. That doesn't mean that the whole backline can perform at that same level, so that’s a problem," Marquez told the NYDailyNews.com. "I think this is a team game and unfortunately there isn't an equal level between my teammates and I."

dan m, Thursday, 22 September 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

surely he realizes that nyrb implodes every year, it's not solely his teammates fault

dan m, Thursday, 22 September 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

I caught the end of that game. Thierry Henry looks thoroughly bored with football.

44.9 percent indie rock individualist (onimo), Friday, 23 September 2011 12:54 (twelve years ago) link

I skipped that game--it was on a weeknight and also I'm running low on masochism.

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Friday, 23 September 2011 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

imho this kind of thing shows just how much careful team-building matters in the league over outright spending. Salt Lake have been v solid top-to-bottom for a few years now and RBNY is a bit of hodge-podge with a couple of very shiny expensive parts.

dan m, Friday, 23 September 2011 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

Well, we'll see. At the NY v Portland game. Row 2!

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Saturday, 24 September 2011 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

nice article about mls supporters http://espn.go.com/sports/soccer/news/_/id/6992816/major-league-soccer-move-soccer-moms-league-hard-core-fan-groups-here-stay

I have to say I hate most teams and fans from philadephia but the Sons of Ben seem pretty cool.

The SoB started showing up at other MLS teams' games, singing to New York Red Bulls fans that even without a team they had just as many trophies as they did.

mizzell, Monday, 26 September 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

Oh kay. I realize that article is "about" the SoB but every other team with an active/promoted supporter's group at least got named...except literally not one mention of the ESC? Which is the oldest supporter's group in the league. It's fine, my club experience does not depend on articles like that, but it's weird unless it was purposeful.

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Monday, 26 September 2011 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

The Chicago Fire lead the league with 14 recognized bands of hard-core groups.

:D

dan m, Monday, 26 September 2011 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

attn seattle I will be in yr area for the final on 10/4 w/ some friends

dan m, Monday, 26 September 2011 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

oh shit

carstens, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 00:57 (twelve years ago) link

ismael you might like that

dan m, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 02:09 (twelve years ago) link

carstens maybe u can help me out -- my friends and I are looking for a bar to meet up at pre-game that's somewhat close to the stadium. obv we'd prefer to not be among a shitload of seattle fans. is there anywhere you can think of that might be somewhat open & convenient? thx

dan m, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

I thought Kyle Beckerman was a hippie, into peace and love. This headbutt makes me reconsider!

http://www.mlssoccer.com/videos?catid=114&id=19528

dan m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 14:32 (twelve years ago) link

Thanks for the Sting link dan, very entertaining. Not really favourite era tbh, though I'd love to see that shootout. In fact, the whole tale seems rather implausible - the idea of thousands of fans hanging on a sport, team and league that basically may as well have never existed five years later is just too weird.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 29 September 2011 14:36 (twelve years ago) link

that's the native chicago sports fan for you!

/notanativechicagoan

dan m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 14:39 (twelve years ago) link

I do know more than a few people who credit that as the moment that made them a fan of the sport, actually.

dan m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

dan, let's see...so, pioneer square is the neighborhood directly to the north of the stadium. there are lots of bars, old buildings, ambiance etc. but a lot of sounder fans. and because pioneer square is our meat-market club neighborhood nights/weekends, those bars attract what i'd call the dumbest sounder fans. just stupid obnoxious dudes. i don't go there, can't think of a bar i'd recommend.

if you wanted to stay physically close i'd consider chinatown. it's north and east of the stadium, a five minute walk, and there are lots of little dives and hole in the walls. i don't have a #1 suggestion unfortunately, esp considering that you'll have a group in tow. i wish i knew better.

you know what i'd do? if i were staying in the city or north, i'd start out in belltown. it's north of downtown. there's a block of great bars, 2nd between blanchard and bell, you could take your pick of places on that block and no one's going to care that there are a bunch of guys in red jerseys, won't even register i'd imagine. i'd drink all afternoon and then walk to 3rd and pine and take the train down to chinatown/international district station. it's a 5 minute walk to the stadium from that station.

if you're coming from the south (like, staying near the airport or something) i'd stop in my neighborhood, georgetown. it's 4 miles south of the stadium, so it's a fast bus or cab ride in, and the area is its own thing, a strip of bars on airport way south. if i had the day off i'd totally make you guys meet me at Jules Maes, an old old bar with a game room in back.

how many nights are you here? want to email me? it's jergins at gmail. it seems like we should meet up for a drink if you're coming all this way. i've met all of 1 ilxor-who-is-also-a-soccer-fan, laurel, and i'd like to meet another.

carstens, Thursday, 29 September 2011 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

btw
http://i52.tinypic.com/2h3xyle.jpg

carstens, Thursday, 29 September 2011 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

so ott but <3, getting excited for tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zii7t13O23g&feature=player_embedded

carstens, Monday, 3 October 2011 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

I have had a gnawing pit of nervousness in my stomach for about the past 2 weeks.

dan m, Monday, 3 October 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

Congrats, Chicago! I will hope for you.

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Monday, 3 October 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

but shit, you guys are playing so well lately. this'll be something. xpost on an mls thread!!

carstens, Monday, 3 October 2011 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, they've been good lately. Klopas has re-engineered the team almost entirely compared to the lineups for the two league meetings with Seattle earlier in the year. I just think we're snakebitten on PNW turf fields.

dan m, Monday, 3 October 2011 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

also as an aside: the new USOC trophy is boring, wish they'd kept the Dewar in service

http://phillyunionfooty.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/usopencup.jpg

vs

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e6/USOpenCupDewarTrophy.JPG

dan m, Monday, 3 October 2011 21:12 (twelve years ago) link

Sigh. Congrats carstens.

dan m, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 06:08 (twelve years ago) link

what a tense first 75 minutes that was. it probably wasn't pretty on tv but it felt like 22 guys bringing it.
i like this, reminds me when soccer moments slow down and speed up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZaKrYTEONY&feature=player_embedded

carstens, Friday, 7 October 2011 06:22 (twelve years ago) link

wow, that's a fantastic clip

Ismael Klata, Friday, 7 October 2011 06:40 (twelve years ago) link

u guys gotta do something about that turf man, it's like a different game entirely

also the fact we were missing our best CM didn't help :( smh

dan m, Friday, 7 October 2011 15:58 (twelve years ago) link

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwww hoss

http://www.sportingkc.com/sites/kansascity/files/Car%20Design%20for%20Web.jpg

positive dental outlook (dan m), Friday, 7 October 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

so uh playoffs, we are missing them

bomb.gif (dan m), Friday, 21 October 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

i am going to my first non-sounders MLS game this weekend, portland at RSL. looking forward to it. grass!

carstens, Friday, 21 October 2011 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

Hope you have lots of fun carstens!

Great Fushigi Master (Viceroy), Saturday, 22 October 2011 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

How was RSL? I saw several alleged PTFC aurora borealis pics.

bomb.gif (dan m), Sunday, 23 October 2011 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

it was a lot of fun. lovely field, very intimate, way out in the suburbs. espindola's footwork up close had some dazzling moments.

beyond kenny cooper's crappiness, the timbers army had to be the most impressive thing there. at times they outshouted 20k rsl fans. loooved the half-dozen flares at the end. and they got a result. way to travel, TA.

carstens, Monday, 24 October 2011 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

playoff predictions? i'm hoping for anybody but LA and trying to remember that supporters shield winners don't have that great a record of winning the cup

cbus and colorado might play in the snow. stoked for the orange ball.

carstens, Monday, 24 October 2011 05:46 (twelve years ago) link

just for reference's sake:

Wild Card

FC Dallas vs New York Red Bulls – Wed, Oct 26th – 9pm ET (FOX Soccer, TSN2)

Colorado Rapids vs Columbus Crew – Thurs, Oct 27th – 10pm ET (Altitude 2, ONN, TSN2)

Eastern Conference Semifinals

First Leg

FC Dallas vs Sporting Kansas City – Sat, Oct 29th – 7.30om ET (Fox Soccer, TSN)…. OR… Colorado Rapids / Columbus Crew vs Sporting Kansas City – Sun, Oct 30th – 7pm ET (Fox Soccer, TSN2)

Philadelphia Union vs Houston Dynamo – Sun, Oct 30th – TBD (ESPN2, Deportes, ESPN3)

Second Leg

Sporting Kansas City vs FC Dallas / Columbus Crew / Colorado Rapids – Wed, Nov 2nd – TBD (Fox Soccer)

Houston Dynamo vs Philadelphia Union – Thurs, Nov 3rd – 8.30pm ET (ESPN2, Deportes, ESPN3, TSN2)

Western Conference Semifinals

First Leg

Real Salt Lake vs Seattle Sounders – Sat, Oct 29th – 10pm ET (FOX Soccer, TSN2)

Colorado Rapids / Columbus Crew / New York Red Bulls vs LA Galaxy – Sun Oct 30th TBD (ESPN or ESPN2, Deportes, ESPN3, TSN2)

Second Leg

Seattle Sounders vs Real Salt Lake – Wed, Nov 2nd – TBD (ESPN2, Deportes, ESPN3, TSN2)

LA Galaxy vs Colorado Rapids / Columbus Crew / New York Red Bull – Thurs, Nov 3rd – 11pm ET (ESPN2, Deportes, ESPN3, TSN2)

Conference Championships

Hosted by highest remaining seed – Sun, Nov 6th – 5.30pm ET (FOX Soccer)

Hosted by highest remaining seed – Sun, Nov 6th – TBD (ESPN or ESPN2, Deportes, ESPN3, TSN2)

bomb.gif (dan m), Monday, 24 October 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

I would be OK with anyone winning except LA, NYRB, and SSFC. Also if Columbus continues the way they were on Saturday night they aren't going to get far, players giving up on balls left and right and generally looking half-interested in a sold out game with a couple hundred of their own fans traveling.

bomb.gif (dan m), Monday, 24 October 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

Nicol out @ Revs

pleasedon'tcomehere pleasedon'tcomehere pleasedon'tcomehere

bomb.gif (dan m), Monday, 24 October 2011 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

10 years is an impressive tenure. I don't recall enjoying watching NE much, though, in all those years.

boxall, Monday, 24 October 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

Like Seattle, Revs are NFL-owned, but without the kind of actual investment that has made Seattle what it is. They made a few finals in the mid 2000s and Nicol definitely did a lot with not much resources, but the pieces are falling apart and the league's a different place now.

Personally, for a while I hated them more than anyone in the league, back when they and the Fire took turns knocking each other out of the post season.

bomb.gif (dan m), Monday, 24 October 2011 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

cbus and colorado might play in the snow. stoked for the orange ball.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/321215_10150335651146091_11106436090_8674180_1321387112_n.jpg

bomb.gif (dan m), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

<3ing pics like that when sepp and co. start bleating about MLS adopting a euro-style calendar

bomb.gif (dan m), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

MLS players by place of birth (pdf)

double digits:

usa 280
canada 23
colombia 16
brazil 15
england 12
jamaica 12

carstens, Sunday, 30 October 2011 01:24 (twelve years ago) link

wonder how many of the colombian players are in the league because of diego guiterrez? such a shame he's not working w/ the fire

just watched the 3rd division (nasl) championship 2nd leg, yay NSC Minnesota!

bomb.gif (dan m), Sunday, 30 October 2011 02:40 (twelve years ago) link

not finding a good stream for rsl/seattle, hmph

bomb.gif (dan m), Sunday, 30 October 2011 02:42 (twelve years ago) link

got a stream, it hurts me in my fire place to see CJ Brown celebrating goals on the sidelines with RSL

bomb.gif (dan m), Sunday, 30 October 2011 03:55 (twelve years ago) link

shitty poop butt team

carstens, Sunday, 30 October 2011 04:02 (twelve years ago) link

i'm starting to irrationally hate alvaro fernandez.

rosales is missed.

carstens, Sunday, 30 October 2011 04:03 (twelve years ago) link

it's been a successful season but to go out again like this is just

a team always goes on a run in the playoffs, could be rsl this time. deserved if it happens

carstens, Sunday, 30 October 2011 04:05 (twelve years ago) link

RSL did it two years ago, could definitely again

then again it could just as likely be SKC

bomb.gif (dan m), Sunday, 30 October 2011 04:43 (twelve years ago) link

why not change the subject god damn it

@peterhirdt: See an #MLS first: 5 players on field who've scored in World Cup match—Henry/Marquez/Donovan/Beckham/Keane. ESPN2, 3pm ET

carstens, Sunday, 30 October 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

NY's field looks like a herd of wildebeasts made trails across widthwise.

bomb.gif (dan m), Sunday, 30 October 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

Also by bringing in Alejandro Moreno as a pundits there is someone to despise on ESPN more than Lalas.

bomb.gif (dan m), Sunday, 30 October 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

uh oh, DCU...

MLS gauging interest in club playing in Baltimore

bomb.gif (dan m), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

Soccer fans in the Baltimore area have begun receiving an MLS-commissioned survey to gauge their interest about a team playing there through expansion or relocation.

...

The survey also asks fans: If you could influence any of the following MLS teams to relocate to Baltimore, which team would you rather move to Baltimore?

Columbus Crew

D.C. United

FC Dallas

New York Red Bulls

Philadelphia Union

No preference

bomb.gif (dan m), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

aw DC :(

encarta it (Gukbe), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

If they could finally build a stadium and get out of shitty old RFK maybe things would be different.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, but I can't see anyone justifying the funding for it, even with the snappy Metro posters which gives the players names like "The Engine".

encarta it (Gukbe), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

There must be a place for it somewhere in greater DC. Throw it out in Gaithersburg or something.

Dallas' home field is out in Frisco, 30+ miles from downtown and nobody seems to mind too much.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

30 plus miles from DC is Baltimore, though.

mizzell, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

also things people don't seem to mind in Dallas is not a good barometer for anything

mizzell, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

I'd feel less guilty about not going if they were playing Baltimore. But I'd also like the option to casually stroll over to the metro and then ride the train for 30 minutes to see them.

encarta it (Gukbe), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

I thought Dallas had shitty attendance?

This whole thing makes me nervous if only 'cause DC is one of the more historic, better-supported teams in the league and if they're on the verge of moving it could happen anywhere. Teams with their own stadiums are definitely more secure, though...

bomb.gif (dan m), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

http://woodlandparkzblog.blogspot.com/2011/11/seattle-sounders-fc-recruits-zoo-animal.html

^^^^^relevant to my interests

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

I used to ride the train from Baltimore to DC for work. Nice ride. Occasionally went the other direction when I lived in DC and took the train up to see the Orioles.

I've lived in Dallas for a month so have no idea about it beyond my friend who goes regularly. Quick google puts them below average but growing:

http://mlsattendance.blogspot.com/2011/10/final-attendance-update.html

A finals run last year and a talent like Shea seem to be helping.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 23:31 (twelve years ago) link

I have this tendency to get evangelical about MLS: if you live near Dallas, you should go to some games!

I am hoping the Fire are in the same spot Dallas was like 2-3 years ago. They were utter crap for most of the season then gelled all of a sudden and went on a run, barely missing the playoffs. Since then the coach (whom most everyone had been calling to be fired) has been slowly adding pieces and developing youth players, and they've been perennially solid contenders the whole time.

bomb.gif (dan m), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 01:01 (twelve years ago) link

I'll go next year. Hopefully I'll have sold my house in Maine by then and be able to afford some fun now and again.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 01:15 (twelve years ago) link

i really don't think anybody in favor of the dcu-to-baltimore idea realize how suicidal it is, no matter who'd pay for a stadium up there, and that's good ol' MLS for you in a nutshell

Federal Titt (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 06:59 (twelve years ago) link

If it moves the fans will get together and start AFC DC and they'll have loads of national goodwill and credibility.

encarta it (Gukbe), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 07:02 (twelve years ago) link

what was being sung during each goal at Jeld-Wen Field this year

carstens, Friday, 4 November 2011 05:44 (twelve years ago) link

good goal by saborio in the playoffs wasn't it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX3YzdaKZFs

zvookster, Friday, 4 November 2011 05:50 (twelve years ago) link

beautiful.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 4 November 2011 12:21 (twelve years ago) link

LA are the most boring team to watch, guess that's why they never lose at home.

I have to say, the Guardian's MLS playoff coverage has been pretty good, low on the snark-o-meter which is a bit of a departure from previous seasons.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2011/nov/04/la-galaxy-sporting-kc-houston-dynamo

bomb.gif (dan m), Friday, 4 November 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

and... we're #3, we're #3!

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/201111/nba-no-longer-3rd-best-attended-us-sports-league

bomb.gif (dan m), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

And now elevated to Guardian MBM status!

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 6 November 2011 23:03 (twelve years ago) link

Enjoyed the second leg of LA-NY quite a bit, looking forward to tonight's game even more.

boxall, Sunday, 6 November 2011 23:31 (twelve years ago) link

pretty good so far imo

bomb.gif (dan m), Monday, 7 November 2011 02:48 (twelve years ago) link

my mans saborío scored again. like wayne gretsky somehow, according to my commentator. feel good abt this bc LA's first was never a penalty.

disquieting to see robbie keane playing a few days before ireland's crunch euro qualifying playoff, even tho a bunch of dudes who'll be there played 12 hours ago in england.

zvookster, Monday, 7 November 2011 02:56 (twelve years ago) link

saborio plays a flavorful game

bomb.gif (dan m), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

HOT POCKETS HALFTIME SHOW gets me every time you guys, fuckin lol

bomb.gif (dan m), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

aw keeper

zvookster, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:34 (twelve years ago) link

i guess it was pretty much point blank

zvookster, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:35 (twelve years ago) link

Lot of power in the cross and the shot, tough to keep out.

boxall, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:35 (twelve years ago) link

tru.

zvookster, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:36 (twelve years ago) link

wow crossbar by espindola

bomb.gif (dan m), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:36 (twelve years ago) link

nice pass Donovan

boxall, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:44 (twelve years ago) link

keane is no hugo sanchez

zvookster, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:45 (twelve years ago) link

if anything his celebrations are getting even lamer as he ages, tho it seems hardly possible

zvookster, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:46 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah that was as raggedy a cartwheel as I've seen.

boxall, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:49 (twelve years ago) link

rsl was the last team besides the gals to have a shot at this imo, oh well

bomb.gif (dan m), Monday, 7 November 2011 04:09 (twelve years ago) link

RIP RSL.

I enjoyed watching them and I would have loved to see them prevail.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 7 November 2011 04:10 (twelve years ago) link

thought Beckermann was great

boxall, Monday, 7 November 2011 04:11 (twelve years ago) link

he's been a v strong player for a while now, would definitely pick him over most mids in the league

that said I don't know why klinsi keeps calling him up

bomb.gif (dan m), Monday, 7 November 2011 04:15 (twelve years ago) link

would rather keane stayed on the bench next friday tbh

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Monday, 7 November 2011 12:12 (twelve years ago) link

both teams owned by AEG btw

bomb.gif (dan m), Monday, 7 November 2011 16:09 (twelve years ago) link

git yer dirty rotten stinkin' hands offa seanjohn

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2056999/Manchester-United-hand-trial-Chicago-Fire-keeper-Sean-Johnson.html

bomb.gif (dan m), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

I thought these offseason deals were just workouts and not actually trials. No one expects Brek Shea to sign for Arsenal, do they?

boxall, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

idgaf what happens to Shea I just don't want anybody swoopin' for our keeper, no matter how unlikely it actually is

bomb.gif (dan m), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

liverpool have signed marc pelosi. who is he?

mizzell, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

former usa u-17 from the last cycle. midfielder. german passport? he made the bench for liverpool reserves yesterday.

carstens, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

from today's Guardian Rumour Mill
The former Real Madrid stroller Guti could be on his way to the Kansas City Cheeseburgers of the MLS.

love this name so much more than Sporting (or Wizards) would support them for life...

mizzell, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

"the" MLS = n00b status

bomb.gif (dan m), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

i was going through some docs today and found this dated march 10. was gonna post it back then itt? i did okay:

mls cup la galaxy
shield rsl
us open cup seattle sounders
mvp
roy darlington nagbe
newcomer omar bravo
comeback
last place vancouver whitecaps
worst attendance new england revs
first rookie to usmnt cap - jalil anibaba

carstens, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

hey, I'm in the guardian

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/jan/09/mls-superdraft-draft-2012-supporters

bomb.gif (dan m), Monday, 9 January 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

Wow, I never spotted that. Well done - despite the rather corporate job title.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 13 January 2012 11:17 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I would have rather had simply our organization's name for the attribution but my 'official' email address has the full title and that's what they used. So it goes. I'm actually a little more irked at how they edited one of my answers.

No matter what, more coverage of the league is always good. You'd hardly know there was a club here if you only paid attention to the local big media outlets.

long duk dan (dan m), Friday, 13 January 2012 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Portland signs Kris Boyd huh

long duk dan (dan m), Monday, 30 January 2012 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

so dan are you a big fan of oatmeal/ exreme non-violence?
http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/chicago-fire-2012-adidas-home-away-football-shirts-r.jpg

mizzell, Monday, 30 January 2012 20:49 (twelve years ago) link

The Chicagoats Fire

EZ Snappin, Monday, 30 January 2012 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

I'm glad they picked up a quasi-local sponsor and the $ will come in handy as the team finishes rebuilding, but I (and many others) are pissed they changed the stripe across the chest from white to blue.

long duk dan (dan m), Monday, 30 January 2012 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

although it has been repeatedly said that the change is not a result of Quaker being the sponsor

long duk dan (dan m), Monday, 30 January 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

attn Laurel, don't know if you've been following the Wilman Conde-to-NYRB saga but

https://twitter.com/#!/HotTimeOldTown/status/164136846048231424

I loled

long duk dan (dan m), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/feb/21/mls-away-portland-independent-supporters-council

^^met this guy while he was over here talking to supporters, interesting fellow with a lot of ideas

Wild Flag Post (dan m), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

is he the same Dave Boyle that used to post on ILE?

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

perhaps?

Wild Flag Post (dan m), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

loving this comment on the article:

It was my encounters with fan culture in this country that got me into the game here - more than any marquee signing or league initiative (though those things all help the growth of the game, of course). When you look at the message boards, fan sites, blogs and podcasts around the country, you see all the same humor, intensity, fatalism, absurdity, lack of/sense of proportion that you see anywhere in the world when fans talk about the game. If you're a fan from anywhere, you'll recognize your people here - just follow the noise.

Wild Flag Post (dan m), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

time for let's get stoked videos
http://p.mlssoccer.com/SAu5a/video/875795/league_2012-02-21-183335.640hq.mp4

toandos, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 04:58 (twelve years ago) link

ignore the title
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98EvwIGFB7s

toandos, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 04:59 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQbBo7uaDd8

toandos, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 05:01 (twelve years ago) link

@mlstalk

In 2011, MLS's 475 players were paid a collective $82.9 million, which was 30% of Man City's 10-11 wages: http://t.co/1gJkXc3f

Wild Flag Post (dan m), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

I'm actually excited that the Fire's leading scorer from last season, Dominic Oduro, got the call from Ghana for their upcoming friendly against Chile in Philly. When it's our starting keeper away for U-23 US national team duty it's an annoyance, but the Ghana first team is no joke and the guy is a legitimately friendly, down to earth person.

Wild Flag Post (dan m), Friday, 24 February 2012 03:20 (twelve years ago) link

Guardian season preview

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Friday, 2 March 2012 06:56 (twelve years ago) link

from 3:20 is p neat http://www.mlssoccer.com/video/2012/03/05/mls-road-trip-behind-scenes-aik-portland

toandos, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 02:47 (twelve years ago) link

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/432137_337412099627637_2038422048_n.jpg

houston stadium nearing completion

dan m, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

sorry "BBVA Compass Stadium"

dan m, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

PUT A BOYD ON IT

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

damn we just signed Arne Friedrich

dan m, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

Can't tell if it's for real or just the lens/angle, but that stadium looks good, nice & steep.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

prolly for real, I don't know about Houston's stadium specifically, but I know the same architecture firm did most if not all of the latest round of 'soccer specific' stadia, and they're all nicely steep.

dan m, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

guardian mls coverage is really good. had not heard about this
Earlier this week ESPN released the results of a poll that showed that among 12-24 year olds, soccer was the second most avidly followed sport after NFL.

mizzell, Friday, 9 March 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

Crazy RLS-Galaxy game tonight. RLS looked lost in the first half and absolutely took every chance in the second. As I said last year, RLS is great to watch.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 11 March 2012 05:39 (twelve years ago) link

Gals defense is pretty shitty w/o Gonzalez, it's kind of amazing.

btw Americans MLS Direct Kick is on free preview this weekend.

dan m, Sunday, 11 March 2012 13:19 (twelve years ago) link

This is my second year as a subscriber to the online streaming service and the improvement of picture and interface is noticeable. Watching the game last night was a pleasure.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 11 March 2012 14:03 (twelve years ago) link

mls live+roku is something to behold. brilliant color, no hiccups. and just to not spend the time hunting around for shitty streams is so worth it. wish every league could figure this out.

watching the galaxy look so poor defensively (and at home!) gives me hope for this season

toandos, Sunday, 11 March 2012 16:21 (twelve years ago) link

I need a roku.

Have high hopes for FC Dallas this year. Wish I could make it to today's opener but alas I cannot. Should be an interesting matchup.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 11 March 2012 16:55 (twelve years ago) link

Brek Shea with appropriately shitty hair, New York with appropriately shitty defense. Liking the NBC production so far. Man I wish the fuckin Fire were playing.

dan m, Sunday, 11 March 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

the dream of the 90s is alive in portland

dan m, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:01 (twelve years ago) link

timbers player just scored what looked like an OG and then a tying goal in the space of about 2 minutes

dan m, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 03:11 (twelve years ago) link

dude are u in the guardian today?

toandos, Friday, 16 March 2012 14:06 (twelve years ago) link

Yup!

dan m, Friday, 16 March 2012 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

my new impression of a-lot-of-things-MLS (team front offices, bloggers, etc) is that they've taken "let the supporters do it" as a recipe for success. we're making careers over here.

dan m, Friday, 16 March 2012 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

I don't really understand US sporting culture but given football's particular circumstances (huge number of players, decent level of interest, no particular outlet, other sports appear pretty tightly-controlled) that seems like a good way of reaching people.

ps What's the piece, Dan? I couldn't see you.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 16 March 2012 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

The Fire half of the CHI/MTL preview here:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/mar/16/mls-fan-previews-earthquakes-dynamo-houston

dan m, Friday, 16 March 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

Very good - and a nice idea to load your own guys down with a preseason banquet. I hope you fed them steaks in the British tradition.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 16 March 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

chicken :/

dan m, Friday, 16 March 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

whoah what happened to seattle?

mizzell, Friday, 16 March 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

sigi talked shit about big herc gomez once upon a time, so herc and his boys got some payback

dan m, Friday, 16 March 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

I was gonna suggest that MLS has surely graduated to season-by-season threads by now, but this 'un hasn't had as many posts as I'd thought.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 16 March 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

Thought about it last season, but until gamedays start generating hundreds of posts apiece, it's not really necessary.

dan m, Friday, 16 March 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

That said: post away! Obv I like talking about this league.

dan m, Friday, 16 March 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

me too.

i saw the 2nd half of philly/portland and wow was philly's midfield overrun. they might suck this year. exciting half to watch though, 4 goals in the rain.

i wish jeld-wen had a wider field. (i wish a lot of things about a lot of MLS stadiums, but yeah). It gets too ping-pongy kick and run fast break for me.

this should be a good weekend: 50k in montreal, RSL gonna crush NY, and I get my first Sounder game in my new season ticket spot.

toandos, Friday, 16 March 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

I read a similar opinion of Jeld-Wen being cramped recently. I think it plays a large role in why PDX are so tough at home (along with the crowd, fake grass, rain, etc). Philly looked weak, but the first couple weeks is hard to form any real impressions from. It'd be weird if they were going through a rebuilding year 2-3 seasons ahead of when it "should" happen.

Rly wishing I was with my friends in Montreal.

dan m, Friday, 16 March 2012 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

That's cool they're going. What a great city and it should be a good atmosphere even though olympic stadium is a dump.

toandos, Friday, 16 March 2012 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

There's about 60-70 traveling. We'd have had hundreds if it wasn't so damn expensive to fly there.

dan m, Friday, 16 March 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

It starts today! It starts today!

dan m, Saturday, 17 March 2012 13:02 (twelve years ago) link

Thought Montreal played a very cynical game, lots of fouling that should have led to yellow cards long before one finally came out. Still, pretty good to get a point on the road, on indoor shitty turf, in front of 60k crazy fans.

dan m, Saturday, 17 March 2012 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/photo-39.gif

toandos, Sunday, 18 March 2012 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

RSL is just a pleasure to watch. So fundamentally sound, with great spacing and trust between the players. Watching them beat the Galaxy and Red Bulls back to back is also a joy.

I watched the first half of that Montreal debut and that field was criminal. The guys playing on it were pretty poor too. It's gonna be a tough slog for Montreal this year.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 18 March 2012 04:17 (twelve years ago) link

had to lol at the seinfeld reference in this nyrb article title

http://goal.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/03/18/for-red-bulls-prognosis-negative/

dan m, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

The Red Bulls do not have a creative clue in the midfield, a sad situation that probably will not be remedied until the summer — if then — with the import of another designated player. Michael Ballack? Stephen Ireland? Kaká?

One of these is not like the others.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

rumor is they already promised Ireland a pile of money

which is lol

dan m, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

Sadly, Ireland would be a huge step up over who they've played the first two weeks.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

I think Dax McCarty played the worst half I've seen in ages in the first 45 minutes against RSL.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

Ireland's pretty good when he's got the head on, I just wouldn't exactly put him in the 'dependable superstar' echelon.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

EZ are you in the US and/or American? Just curious, always like to see more interested fans over here.

dan m, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

No doubt Ireland would be better than Dax McCarty or whomever they've been rolling out this season in central mid, but it's emblematic of NYRB's rudderless ship tendencies that he's even being discussed as a solution.

dan m, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

idk, seems better to get a very good player in his prime than a was-great one collecting his last big contract.

mizzell, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

I'm an American in Dallas who supports Villa so I've seen enough horrible Stephen Ireland for a lifetime, but still he'd be better than the steaming pile that is the Red Bulls midfield.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

i've really enjoyed lolling at philly so far

toandos, Monday, 19 March 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

oh yeah, hoping the lolz continue this saturday

dan m, Monday, 19 March 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

unsurprisingly united were real bad last night against LA - no idea what olsen's long-term plans are, but hopefully they involve stephen king being shot out of a cannon at some point

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 19 March 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

and the lolz continue

Michael Ballack has long been rumored to join the New York Red Bulls as their third designated player. That assumption may have just been put to rest. According to an interview with Goal.com, the midfielder's agent, Michael Becker, claims Red Bull General Manager Erik Soler has other plans.

"Michael would love to play in New York. However, it seems that Soler already made massive promises to Stephen Ireland in October. This is an unbelievable incident," Becker told Goal.com. "There are a lot of places where Michael believes he would be a good fit, but in New York with Thierry Henry and Rafa Marquez, that's a title-winning team in his mind."

dan m, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

more wtf than lols, but still:

Vancouver Whitecaps rookie forward Darren Mattocks has been sidelined indefinitely after suffering burns while cooking dinner this past weekend.

According to a Whitecaps press release, Mattocks was preparing dinner on Sunday when he suffered burns to his upper right arm and shoulder. The 21-year-old Jamaican was admitted to a local hospital and he is currently being treated and assessed.

toandos, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

in New York with Thierry Henry and Rafa Marquez, that's a title-winning team in his mind.

key part of that sentence is "in his mind"

toandos, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, yet another old DM is exactly what has kept NY trophyless all this time

dan m, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

Stephen Ireland will fix that, dude's a born winner.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

Most improved player according to the stats crunched by whoscoredotcom

pandemic, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 12:41 (twelve years ago) link

http://vimeo.com/38961384

toandos, Friday, 23 March 2012 06:16 (twelve years ago) link

not in the guardian this week but one of my homies is there instead, fucking loving that our inside-joke-laden group of drunk goofballs is getting quoted and linked to from such an outlet

dan m, Friday, 23 March 2012 14:28 (twelve years ago) link

Need to find ILF an outlet next.

The Guardian's starting to go for MLS in a big way, there's even been a MBM or two.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 23 March 2012 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/0305/soc_g_backe_576.jpg

dan m, Friday, 23 March 2012 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

xp I think they're doing MBM on the nationally-televised games? anything on ESPN, TSN, NBC etc?

dan m, Friday, 23 March 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

more GET PUMPED video for our home opener 2 weeks after everyone else

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxRhCTCY1a0

dan m, Friday, 23 March 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

fuck u NE revs, you had months to scrub those football lines off

toandos, Sunday, 25 March 2012 06:37 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbUxePfsoWE

jimmy conrad and some british guy like our tifo (about 1 minute in)

dan m, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

ahahahahahahah wrong video although that one is totally awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2aHsIhJnKs

dan m, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/mar/30/mls-le-toux-philadelphia-union-vancouver

Back at it again for Fire v Colorado. Also, just learned that Luke Rodgers got his visa denied and NYRB cancelled his contract.

dan m, Friday, 30 March 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

getting ready to head out to united/dallas - united's really gone out of their way to get a big crowd for tv tonight; hopefully it'll be awesome and chaotic and fun

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

Excellent! I may be attending the Fire @ DC game in late summer, working on a weeklong eastern vacation swing.

dan m, Friday, 30 March 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

have fun GYA! i will be watching from the west coast shortly. and then girding myself for 42 degrees and rain for sounders/SJ tomorrow

toandos, Friday, 30 March 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

Should I go see Galaxy vs New England tomorrow night? y/n? I have never been to an MLS game but I am feeling the lack of live football.

International Simon (admrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

i vote yes

http://www.ifc.com/portlandia/videos/portlandia-timbers

i hope "please please win, meow meow meow" catches on

mizzell, Friday, 30 March 2012 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

Good goal by Santos for DC there.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Saturday, 31 March 2012 00:22 (twelve years ago) link

lovely.

toandos, Saturday, 31 March 2012 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

Horrible defending by DC there.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Saturday, 31 March 2012 00:32 (twelve years ago) link

getting ready to start paying attention to this thread as i am moving to a north american city that has an mls team in the summer. unfortunately that mls team is the whitecaps.

zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 31 March 2012 13:16 (twelve years ago) link

Oh well done you - this means your trip went well?

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 31 March 2012 13:24 (twelve years ago) link

yup,basically going as soon as i can get a visa sorted :)

zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 31 March 2012 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

Huge congrats from me, matey.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 31 March 2012 13:51 (twelve years ago) link

whitecaps might be no good, but it should be good fun. i really want to go to vancouver soon. congrats and good luck with the move.

mizzell, Saturday, 31 March 2012 14:16 (twelve years ago) link

thanks guys. yeah i'll def go to some games anyway, cheapest tickets are as cheap as you can get to a scottish premiership game for anyway. might be interesting to follow a team that's a minnow in their league. also i at least know one player in the team fairly well, barry robson used to play for celtic and is joining in july. one thing that intrigued me during my trip to the pacific northwest was that in portland i saw a lot more about the timbers (billboards, signs in bar windows etc.) than i did about their other sports teams. wondering if that actually reflects its popularity there or if that's just the result of a publicity push?

zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 31 March 2012 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

Think the Portland Trailblazers (NBA) are really well supported iirc

pandemic, Saturday, 31 March 2012 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

Horrible defending by DC there.

yeah - they're very young, and they're gonna make a million mistakes defensively this year

attack looks strong though finally - deleon was a real find, and i think they've settled on a role for de rosario

last night was a fun game, if not a particularly big crowd - anybody heading to a game at rfk, ping me via this thread and we'll make you feel more than welcome in lot 8 before the game

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Saturday, 31 March 2012 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

portland only has nba and mls for top tier teams. think both are very well supported but there probably is a lot of publicity for the timbers since they are new.

mizzell, Saturday, 31 March 2012 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

Welcome to Cascadia, jim!

the portland support is genuine. they've basically sold out their stadium for the season, so the billboards are to bump tv ratings, or just for general peception. portland (like seattle and vancouver) are new to MLS but have a glorious history dating back to the 70s and NASL. portland's always supported their teams well, they just haven't had many teams to root for, just basketball. and their stadium has what might be the best atmosphere in the league.

vancouver is a fun team this year imo. poor at the back and deadly up front, like 4-5 of the best attackers in the league. this will get anyone excited https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Vfdx7LEh4

try to get to a vancouver vs. seattle or portland game. or toronto. those will have the best atmosphere. congrats on the job and welcome.

toandos, Saturday, 31 March 2012 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

whoa a seattle fan being complimentary of portland, don't see that too often on these here internets ;)

and congratulations, jim, great to have another ilxor getting into the league

dan m, Saturday, 31 March 2012 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

toronto v cbus is dullllll but I'm watching on a borrowed MLS live streaming account and holy shit the picture is nice

dan m, Saturday, 31 March 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

vancouver is a fun team this year imo. poor at the back...

i must have been stuck on last year's vancouver because right now they are an hour away from a record, longest season start w/o allowing a goal.

toandos, Saturday, 31 March 2012 22:27 (twelve years ago) link

Demerit being healthy probably making a big difference there.

dan m, Saturday, 31 March 2012 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

san jose bossing the game against seattle in the heritage cup (is this still a thing?) after they took a 1-0 lead from a dubious off the ball penalty.

mizzell, Sunday, 1 April 2012 02:43 (twelve years ago) link

The Timbers v. RSL game was all over the place. Timbers should have had a man sent off on that penalty, and RSL steals the win at the very end. Karma in full effect.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 1 April 2012 04:05 (twelve years ago) link

Nagbe's secong goal agains RSL was nice, but it highligted Rimando's non goalkeeperesque physique.
4 shutouts on the bounce for vancouver, and 4 wins for KC, are they actually good?

mizzell, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

That's exactly what I thought on the Nagbe goal.

Fire were dire last night, looks like there's no real plan b beyond "get the ball to Oduro while he sprints past the defense". Back line was caught standing still too many times.

dan m, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:05 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know what to make of FCDallas right now. Missing a bunch of players for that Olympic qualifying tourney, but the effort and hustle that defined them last year has been lacking all season. Brek Shea is completely burned out too; every US national team for both main and Olympic squads, and that loan to Arsenal for training, means he hasn't had much time to recover in over a year. A lot to put on a young kid and it's showing in his form thus far.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/306609_10150619088536990_553651989_9740449_176575268_n.jpg

Timbers fans atop an apartment building overlooking their home field celebrate a goal.

dan m, Monday, 2 April 2012 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

Superb!

Ismael Klata, Monday, 2 April 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.goal.com/en-us/news/1110/major-league-soccer/2012/04/04/3012934/mccarthys-musings-continued-setbacks-prompt-questions-about

^^^decent article on the challenges facing FCD that EZ alluded to

dan m, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

Shipping out Chavez was a bad move. I'm assuming he was upset with the idea of maybe not seeing regular playing time, but he added something to the team last year.

They looked tired and out of sync against DC in the last fixture, and sadly I assume that will be the same tomorrow vs. New England. They couldn't feed the attacking talent from the midfield, so they just started hoofing it from the back. On top of that, except for Blas Prez who looks great, Shea and Villar have left a lot to be desired.

I have a cup of coffee riding on tomorrow's game so I hope they come through.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

I won a cup of coffee! Late, late game winner from a free kick.

Honestly, New England deserved a point. Pretty evenly matched, though I think FCD had the better opportunities. I hope Villar and George John don't miss much time. Never good to see a player carried off or obviously concussed from a short range blast of a shot.

It was the first game Shea and Castillo took advantage of their speed down the outsides. Very dangerous when teams can't load up to face only one side or the other.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 6 April 2012 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

a litte 5 weeks in western conference analysis why not

chivas - they've got tarps now, things look hurt. team wins though? look like scrubs but hey Ws
sj - nfw are they best in the west but this is a start
vancouver - story of the season if not for 20 godawful minutes saturday
la galaxy - lol
dallas - tired and out of sync. lucky and unlucky
rsl - class. grind games out when they don't have it, scary when they do have it
colorado - don't care
sounders - highs and lows. beat santos and a good houston team? sure. but then the blowout in mex & loss to sj and a 0-0. rosales is missed.
portland - i never know what to make of portland

toandos, Monday, 9 April 2012 06:03 (twelve years ago) link

the east afaict

kc - looking scarily good, esp wrt "grind it out" tendencies
ny - also looking quite good at least up front, d is still suspect imo
revs - maybe not as bad as the past couple years
cbus - not so hot, no offense to speak of and the rest of the team is just dull
philly - nowak's gonna get fired at this rate
montreal - typical expansion team, interesting to see what they're like when back on their real home field
houston - pretty much same as ever, strong but not overpowering
tfc - lol
fire - too early to say but if they can find another way to attack + stop being pushovers wrt hard tackles in the mid, I'll be more optimistic
dc - maybe not as bad as the past couple years

seems like the "east = least, west = best" meme of the preceding 2-3 seasons is beginning to shift again

Silky Slim (dan m), Monday, 9 April 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

also p sure I've posted this before but this site is key: http://settingthetable.info/

Silky Slim (dan m), Monday, 9 April 2012 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

I think your observations are spot on Dan. I watched the MTL v TFC match this week and saw two things: that field is criminal and shouldn't be allowed. They should be playing every game on the road until they get a real field. Worked wonders for KC last year. Secondly, Toronto is horrible. Theywant to play a style that they don't have the players for, and there is zero trust between teammates at the back, midfield or going forward. Scary part is, that's na improvement over last year.

RSL again the best team to watch. Not the most talented, but a pleasure to see from end to end.

Thanks for the link to that site, too. Looks snazzy.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 9 April 2012 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/soccer/opinion/2012/04/winless-toronto-fc-severely-limited-in-options.html

sound assessment of the lolz that is TFC

Silky Slim (dan m), Monday, 9 April 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

no options and no hope and no better than when they started. Well done TFC!

EZ Snappin, Monday, 9 April 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

sortable single table standings? i'm in. thx for the link

toandos, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

pretty light on information for the die-hards, but I <3 that this is front-page news this morning, albeit on the commuter paper:

http://www.redeyechicago.com/sports/ct-red-arne-friedrich-soccer-20120415,0,1646560.story

Silky Slim (dan m), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 14:22 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.xiquarterly.com/

a couple of friends are wrapped up in trying to start a quarterly north american soccer mag in the vein (I think) of the blizzard. in the interests of good taste I'll skip posting the direct kickstarter link but take a look at their page and decide for yourself if you think it'd be cool.

Silky Slim (dan m), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

I think it's a good idea. If I can scrape up some funds before the kickstarter closes I'll chip in.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, i love pitch invasion, and this is way up my alley - backed hard

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/soccer/poor+sport+North+America/6449707/story.html

Major League Soccer players aren’t exactly laughing all the way to the bank, despite the huge salaries paid to high-profile designated players like David Beckham and Thierry Henry.

MLS ranks a distant last among the five major pro sports leagues in North America, with an average salary ranging from $100,000 to $150,000 because of the fluid movement on rosters, especially early in the season.

The National Basketball Association topped the list in 2010-11 with an average salary of $5.15 million, followed by Major League Baseball ($3.31 million), the National Hockey League ($2.4 million) and the National Football League ($1.9 million).

Silky Slim (dan m), Thursday, 12 April 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago) link

very ready for the first game in 2 weeks, fuck a bye

also debuting a new scarf today:

https://p.twimg.com/AqhjtzRCIAAQgvW.jpg

Silky Slim (dan m), Sunday, 15 April 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago) link

that scarf is awesome!

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 15 April 2012 16:21 (twelve years ago) link

http://wrongsideofthepond.com/2012/04/16/exclusive-chris-rolfe-on-the-move-again/

I can't even describe how happy this makes me

Silky Slim (dan m), Monday, 16 April 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

also quite proud to have taken part in this

http://gay4soccer.com/2012/04/16/amazing-chicago-tifo-celebrating-diversity/

Silky Slim (dan m), Monday, 16 April 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

so windy the tifo tore and match ended up getting called off. fuck sake.

zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Monday, 16 April 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago) link

also good gesture obv, don't get much of that kind of thing in football unfortunately.

zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Monday, 16 April 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

dan m, that's beautiful in every way

lxy, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

more pics and explanation here: http://1863.pitchinvasion.net/post/21209409471/fire-diversity-strength

Silky Slim (dan m), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

that tifo was awesome - great job

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 05:38 (twelve years ago) link

Hejduk's retirement and that of Chivas USA keeper Zach Thornton leaves Ramiro Corrales as the only active player from MLS's launch season in 1996.

toandos, Sunday, 22 April 2012 07:19 (twelve years ago) link

lol tfc
lol nyrb

seattle comin' to town this weekend

Silky Slim (dan m), Monday, 23 April 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/653363695/xi-quarterly

^^^mission accomplished

(btw I have no connection to this other than being friends with a couple of these guys... genuinely happy for them)

Silky Slim (dan m), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 01:16 (twelve years ago) link

Nasty elbow dislocation/break in the Dallas/RSL game. Carlos Rodriguez got kicked as he was going down (not dirty at all, bad luck) and his forearm and upper arm don't meet correctly as he rolls over on his back. Nasty.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 26 April 2012 01:53 (eleven years ago) link

that was awful , joe theisman but arm kind of replay

mr. jane goodall (toandos), Friday, 27 April 2012 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

130 ecs trveling to chi

mr. jane goodall (toandos), Friday, 27 April 2012 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

You comin' with? I saw a pic the other day of Sounders fans from Michigan with a banner that said "Third Coast Supporters" or something like that. Made be sad because 1. I'm from MI originally and 2. they only used the Lower Peninsula of the state (I'm from the Upper half).

I hear from FO contacts the squad is fired up and wants revenge for the USOC final last year. Hoping so...

Silky Slim (dan m), Friday, 27 April 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

i wish. gonna be in LA. end of this season?/next season i'm going to hit some away games

more usmnt than mls, but i REALLY want to go to the qualifier in antigua in october

mr. jane goodall (toandos), Friday, 27 April 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/577677_429523570409111_148619311832873_1579778_805922964_n.jpg

"Tell me, Frankie... How's the Portillo's up the way on Harlem Ave.? They got good malts? I love a good malt."

Silky Slim (dan m), Friday, 27 April 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

when does the babby drop

mr. jane goodall (toandos), Friday, 27 April 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

wow, I hate Michael Kennedy

Silky Slim (dan m), Sunday, 29 April 2012 03:38 (eleven years ago) link

seriously that game would have been pretty even if not for him, smh

we are snakebitten v seattle afaict

Silky Slim (dan m), Sunday, 29 April 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

always a joy to beat chicago

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mr. jane goodall (toandos), Sunday, 29 April 2012 09:29 (eleven years ago) link

the american soccer history archives

mr. jane goodall (toandos), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 06:17 (eleven years ago) link

http://jezebel.com/5906805/major-league-soccer-blowhard-says-female-die+hard-fans-are-so-not-hot

I already couldn't stand Simon Borg, now he's dead to me

also

We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!

Silky Slim (dan m), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

what a fucking asshole

lxy, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

Borg suspended

Brakhage, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

peter wilt ‏ @PeterWilt1

RT @Aljarov: TFC food for thought: BRFC Mgr Steve Kean won 26.15% of games. Aron Winter? won 14.28% of MLS league games. Lost = 50%!

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 04:07 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/v/c-LBveiBYgY

toandos, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 05:07 (eleven years ago) link

^new houston stadium tour

toandos, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 05:12 (eleven years ago) link

with the new place coming in this year, it's pretty interesting to look back at the evolution of new MLS stadiums and how the templates have changed

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 05:14 (eleven years ago) link

Not a lot of chat here lately? Fire took down SKC the other night in a pretty epic game, one of the more fun ones I've been to in a while. West teams still look stronger overall but LA, Chivas, Portland are all stumbling pretty hard. Open Cup round 1 starts today. Looking forward to traveling to Cbus on Memorial Day weekend & to SKC at the end of June.

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

Have you done away trips before? Are they fun, do you have to make a weekend of it?

I notice Montreal are attracting insanely large crowds - how can this be, did the club have an existence in some other form before this year?

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

Montreal was an NASL team before this season.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

Presumably not drawing 40,00+ in the nasl though (what was that, even? An indoor league?)

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

what? doesn't their stadium hold around 10K?

mizzell, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

nm xp, I looked it up - a rival league still seems kinda odd concept to me though

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

it's supposed to be a level below, like the championship in england, althought with promotion and relegation this doesn't make much sense.

mizzell, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

They were playing in a 13,000 seat stadium (which is being expanded to 20,000, which is why they're in Olympic Stadium at the moment). NASL is the 2nd tier North American league, and the Montreal team has been around for 20 years.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

xposts, obv.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

*without*
xp

mizzell, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

Have you done away trips before? Are they fun, do you have to make a weekend of it?

I've traveled to Columbus, Toronto, KC, NYC, and Seattle for Fire games, around 15 times total. It's great fun, best way to solidify fandom and meet a lot of people. The distances involved force making a weekend or multi-day trip out of it, which in places like NYC and Toronto is awesome. Seattle I did a < 24hr turnaround but it could probably be good too. Columbus and KC are where I've been the most and are boring as shit.

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

(I know saying KC and Cbus are boring doesn't really jive with being excited to travel there, but away days are fun no matter what.)

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

also sort of half-lolling at this

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/soccer/mls/redbullny/story/2012-05-12/red-bull-wilman-conde-arrested/54920454/1

Conde was one of the best defenders in the league w/ the Fire and NYRB coveted him for a long time. Now they've gotten him and he's an injured basket case. Must be that jersey one of our guys buried under their stadium.

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

xp I was thinking the MLS ought to make a virtue out of that & send each team on a gruelling road trip, like four away games in a week or something. An adventure/ordeal for team & fans alike, sort of thing. The English league used to often be settled by something like that around Easter, though without the road trip obviously.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

It's been neutered in recent years, but teams blowing huge leads in basically a single weekend must have been great fun.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

SKC had I think a 16 game road trip to start the season last year while their stadium was being completed. Houston had something like 8 or 9 on the road for the same reason this year.

Last season I did KC on a Thursday and Columbus on the following Sunday, drew and won respectively so it was a good feeling in the end. So was sleeping.

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

I guess the playoffs/no relegation system means it probably wouldn't translate though

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

no relegation is how we are still stuck with TFC

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

Interesting article in light of yesterday's Qs&As on this thread:

http://www.soccernewsday.com/usa/a/145/integrating-north-america-s-soccer-leagues-via-expansion

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

assaulting a cop?! joey barton, eat your heart out haha

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

attn boxall, you asked and i linked to a BS thread, but i like this better: http://www.kckrs.com/a-very-kckrs-guide-to-summer-friendlies-in-america-and-canada/

yoel rak (toandos), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

By this point in the season, Toronto will be something like 0-25-0 in MLS play, so it will be hilarious when they beat Liverpool.

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

July 24th – Columbus Crew v. Stoke, 7:30 PM ET
Crew Stadium
Columbus, OH

Why we’re excited: We’re not.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

same reaction from fans here for villa tbph

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link

whoa: New York Red Bulls forward Juan Agudelo has been traded to Chivas USA for defender Heath Pearce, allocation money, and other considerations, Fox Soccer reported on Thursday.

yoel rak (toandos), Thursday, 17 May 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

twitterverse was convinced it was marquez, not agudelo, for a while there

good move for the kid imo, chivas needs a forward who is < 35 years old

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Thursday, 17 May 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

http://i47.tinypic.com/2ir0ndl.jpg

laura butterford (toandos), Monday, 21 May 2012 06:52 (eleven years ago) link

horrendous refereeing for chi/pdx yesterday, just sad

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Monday, 21 May 2012 12:42 (eleven years ago) link

Dan, I'm reading Soccernomics atm and they claim that competitive balance is bad for MLS 'cos it doesn't allow a couple of dynastic superteams to emerge which the rest of the league (and fans) can then hate. Is it true that there is no dominant team which the majority of fans loathe/disdain and love to see lose?

pandemic, Monday, 21 May 2012 12:52 (eleven years ago) link

Is that in the new edition? I read the book when it came out but don't remember that part.

NY, LA, and Seattle get a lot of hate, but not really for being 'dynastic' b/c NY and SEA haven't won in the playoffs and LA has had periods of missing the post-season etc. It's more about money, crazy/stupid player moves and especially the perceived league bias in their favor. Ppl hated DC a lot (early dominance, 4 titles) but that has cooled down into a more regional-based disdain since they drifted into mediocrity.

Personally I like the league's parity as it allows for at least a little bit of surprise in which teams do well year-to-year & encourages smart team building rather than just letting Anschutz et al hose cash around to win. Would be nice if they lifted the salary cap a bit and got some of the better mid-level American players to stick around instead of going to Scandinavian leagues.

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Monday, 21 May 2012 13:07 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, the new ed. It's part of their whole 'fans prefer competitive imbalance steev'

pandemic, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

Brazil's very balanced too (eight different clubs have made the top three in the past four years). It seems to be a thing that takes a while to get bedded in, other than in France and to a slightly lesser extent Germany.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:24 (eleven years ago) link

Bundesliga is often cited as the model for MLS, tho not in the realm where it really counts -- fan ownership.

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Monday, 21 May 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link

ha so my soon to be local team the whitecaps actually lost to "the worst team in the world" tfc? damn.

zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 24 May 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

"4 times canadian champions" tfc

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Thursday, 24 May 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

MLS top 25 base salaries in 2012:

Thierry Henry, New York: $5 million ($5.6m overall)

Rafael Marquez, New York: $4.6 million ($4.6m)

David Beckham, Los Angeles: $3 million ($4m)

Robbie Keane, Los Angeles: $2.9 million ($3.4m)

Landon Donovan, Los Angeles: $2.4 million ($2.4m)

Torsten Frings, Toronto: $2 million ($2.4m)

Julian de Guzman, Toronto: $1.9 million ($1.9m)

Kris Boyd, Portland: $1.2 million ($1.5m)

Danny Koevermans, Toronto: $1.1 million ($1.6m)

Dwayne De Rosario, D.C. United: $617,000 ($663,000)

Fredy Montero, Seattle: $600,000 ($756,000)

David Ferreira, Dallas: $600,000 ($705,000)

Eric Hassli, Vancover: $550,000 ($790,000)

Shalrie Joseph, New England: $495,000 ($554,000)

Javier Morales, Real Salt Lake: $425,000 ($477,000)

Branko Boskovic, D.C. United: $409,000 ($545,000)

Freddy Adu, Philadelphia: $400,000 ($519,000)

Benny Feilhaber, New England: $400,000 ($446,000)

Conor Casey, Colorado: $400,000 ($400,000)

Juan Pablo Angel, Chivas USA: $350,000 ($600,000)

Alvaro Saborio, Real Salt Lake: $350,000 ($405,000)

Brek Shea, Dallas: $310,000 ($354,000)

Chad Marshall, Columbus: $310,000 ($341,000)

Hamdi Salihi, D.C. United: $305,000 ($487,000)

Alvaro Fernandez, Seattle: $300,000 ($367,000)

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Friday, 25 May 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

again, loltfc

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Friday, 25 May 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

lol Kris Boyd still exists

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Friday, 25 May 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

lol that he'll be playing for Jim's local rivals

Ismael Klata, Friday, 25 May 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

one of the first things i saw when i arrived in downtown portland: tartan billboard with "welcome, kris" written on it.

zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Friday, 25 May 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

you maybe through with the past, but the past ain't through with you

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Friday, 25 May 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

and fuck kris boyd btw, fucker just completely fouled the shit out of everyone when the fire played the timbers

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Friday, 25 May 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

How good is Hunter Jumper? Great name, but I feel bad for the dude and his poxy salary.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 25 May 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

Haven't seen much of him yet beyond the reserve squad. He seems like one of those classic American "hell of an athlete, questionable soccer player" types. Guess that's why we have Friedrich, Pardo, and Gibbs to teach the n00bs. Salaries are terrible all-round, I wonder why they keep some of the guys who are on like 100k+ and ride the bench.

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Friday, 25 May 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

The Fire player I'm most surprised by is the GK Tornaghi. Inter youth product, came up with Baloltelli and some other notables, spent time in the lower Serie leagues and then came here. He could start for a lot of teams in this league, and the only reason he isn't starting here at the moment is that Sean Johnson is a US nat'l team darling. He's worth a lot more than what he's getting.

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Friday, 25 May 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

Hunter Jumper could be a good name for a primitive yet hypermasculine society, where athletic prowess is valued more than harvesting vegetables.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 25 May 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, that place is called Texas, where he comes from.

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Friday, 25 May 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

Branko Boskovic, D.C. United: $409,000 ($545,000)

please don't re-up please don't re-up

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Saturday, 26 May 2012 05:09 (eleven years ago) link

from sounder at heart:

The league is paying $15.07 in salary for every person who attends a game (total salary over total attendance). That number has fluctuated between $12.89 (2007) and $17.71 (2010) over the previous 5 years. The mean cost per team per game is $139,145.41, up over $30k since ’07, but a little less than 2010, which was an expensive year for the league, with total salary expenditure jumping over $19 million. Since 2010, total salary costs have risen an additional $19 million, to just shy of $90 million. Of course, 3 teams have joined the league in that time, so the average team salary has only risen by 6.8%.

toandos, Saturday, 26 May 2012 05:49 (eleven years ago) link

official usoc lol list: LA, Chi, revs, cbus, hou

toandos, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:35 (eleven years ago) link

dallas

toandos, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:53 (eleven years ago) link

rsl

toandos, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:30 (eleven years ago) link

~~~dear soccer gods in heaven above let portland be next~~~

toandos, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:30 (eleven years ago) link

nothing like traveling to a suburb of detroit to watch your team lose in a turf-floored pole barn

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

srsly the seattle sounders themselves could not have bought and paid for a better home field advantage

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

Oh right I understand now. Is the US Open Cup a big thing in your culture? Because that looks like a pretty epic night of shocks.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

it's big in some scenes, not so much in others. since they gave a champions league spot to the winners it's been on the upswing though.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/may/30/us-open-lamar-hunt-cup-round-3

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

Ah great, thanks - I lap that stuff up. The comments are worth reading too:

Long Island away in 1997. An unlit field in Stony Brook, with Rhett Hartley heading in the extra time winner at dusk, off a Donadoni free kick.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

slightly crepey of me to know this but I believe that commenter is a former ilxor

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Thursday, 31 May 2012 02:33 (eleven years ago) link

that might have been my first jaymc moment

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Thursday, 31 May 2012 02:33 (eleven years ago) link

thank u soccer gods

toandos, Thursday, 31 May 2012 05:16 (eleven years ago) link

lol kris boyd misses a penalty that leads to portland getting knocked out by amateurs.

pandemic, Thursday, 31 May 2012 08:26 (eleven years ago) link

Current Roster
From news report[8]

Danny Barrera
Diego Barrera
Artur Aghasyan - scored goal in 95th minute of match vs. Portland Timbers, ensuring Cal FC's 1-0 victory[2][3][4][5][6][7]
Pedro Ferreira-Mendes
Paulo Ferreira-Mendes
Eder Arreola
Mike Randolph
Richard Menjivar
Derby Carillo (mentioned during match vs. Portland Timbers - 5/30/2012)
Cesar Rivera (mentioned during match vs. Portland Timbers - 5/30/2012)
Jesus Gonzalez (mentioned during match vs. Portland Timbers - 5/30/2012)

This shows the magnitude of it nicely I think.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 31 May 2012 12:42 (eleven years ago) link

kind of <3 that Cal are wearing 2010 Fire shirts

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Thursday, 31 May 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link

Grant Wahl ‏@GrantWahl

General response is an MLS team would be better off setting $2 million cash on fire than buying Ronaldinho. Could be entertaining, though.

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

The KLF already did it. It wasn't.

pandemic, Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

haha

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 31 May 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

That was v cool. Totally didn't realize that teams who pay the most get to play at home!

pandemic, Monday, 4 June 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

lol

harrisburg city islanders (3rd div) 3 - 1 new york red bulls

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:53 (eleven years ago) link

Nowak out

Philoldelphia

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

Looks like a great atmosphere in Montreal. That revamped stadium looks solid, and it has real turf!

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 17 June 2012 01:32 (eleven years ago) link

rumours of Shevchenko coming to MLS

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Sunday, 17 June 2012 10:26 (eleven years ago) link

yup, he's been coming over off and on for like 4 years now

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Sunday, 17 June 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

guardian's giving the fire/nyrb match the mbm treatment today

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Sunday, 17 June 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

It's live on t'ESPN over here! With Arlo White!

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 17 June 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

Sean Johnson's got a 1.44 GAA! (Goals against average?)

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 17 June 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

pretty stoked the whitecaps are far from whipping boys.

and this shit brown 3rd kit is actually doing it for me:

http://www.footballkitnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/New-Whitecaps-Shirt-2012.jpg

tell it to my arse (jim in glasgow), Monday, 18 June 2012 00:17 (eleven years ago) link

Huh, Arlo White does games for NBC here, including today's as far as I know.

Good game, shame about the blown call but it made the fans really loud & angry, and the players responded.

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Monday, 18 June 2012 03:09 (eleven years ago) link

https://p.twimg.com/AvpBUMACMAMtpDw.jpg

btw suck it, conde

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Monday, 18 June 2012 03:26 (eleven years ago) link

fun times w/ this big dish towel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXJzIWYcQOA

lol of the night was a Polish fan saying something like "This is Russia? Nah, this is Chicago."

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Monday, 18 June 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

hearing rumors of newcastle and villareal interest in the fire's marco pappa, he'd be much much better off in spain imho

DX Dx DX (dan m), Friday, 22 June 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

Portland 2-0 Seattle at the half, could have been 3-0 but for the cross bar. Pretty lively game thus far.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Sunday, 24 June 2012 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

its on ESPN here but i think im all footballed out right now.

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Sunday, 24 June 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

I admit it, I turned off Italy/Englande PKs to watch this ¯\(°_o)/¯

DX Dx DX (dan m), Sunday, 24 June 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

I know my city is trying to get into the MLS. right now we have a new NASL team that plays about 10 minutes from me. is it worth the $25 per ticket?

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Sunday, 24 June 2012 22:12 (eleven years ago) link

What city is it? I have friends that follow a couple of different NASL clubs. I would say go and check it out if nothing else. Depending on the club you may be surprised.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Sunday, 24 June 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link

m bison - give it a go! Maybe down the line we can do an MLS home and away series. Still looking for that perfect excuse to make the drive down your way.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 24 June 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

San Antonio scorpions FC
new stadium opening next year, starts at 6000 capacity with various phases to expand to 18000 capacity

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Sunday, 24 June 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

I figure now is as good as any time to go since I've got the summer off, just used to buying cheap seats wherever I go

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Sunday, 24 June 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

check out their twitter and facebook pages - I know FC Dallas often has ticket deals that only show up there.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 24 June 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

upon further inspection, tickets are 15$, doing this shit
the ones that were $25 were for a doubleheader which features an exhibition match bw monterrey and San Luis

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Sunday, 24 June 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

red cards for both sides here.

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Sunday, 24 June 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

No means no Montero.

I'd totally go for 15 dollars, tbh 25 sounded steep for NASL.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Sunday, 24 June 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

I admit it, I turned off Italy/Englande PKs to watch this ¯\(°_o)/¯

wau

espn ads making this out to be like celtic/rangers were a bit much

mookieproof, Sunday, 24 June 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

transfer window incoming:


Marco di Vaio- Montreal Impact (Bologna - Serie A)
Alex - Chicago Fire (FC Wohlen - Challenge League)
Barry Robson - Vancouver Whitecaps FC (Middlesbrough - The Championship)
Jairo Arrieta- Columbus Crew (Deportivo Saprissa – Primera División de Costa Rica)
Oscar Boniek Garcia- Houston Dynamo (C.D. Olimpia - Liga Nacional de Honduras)

not heard a lot of outgoing rumors besides geoff cameron -> stoke and marco pappa as mentioned above. the fire may also lose sebastian grazzini due to contract weirdness which would be a shame imo.

shevchenko rumors continue including 1.9m for 1 year with the fire. he scored some goals in ukraine last year but still I don't know if a 35yo forward is what we need exactly.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

sounders-sj ustream is so fucked i'm watching some guy broadcasting from his phone. he and his buddy are commentating and singing along

article genuine (toandos), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 03:41 (eleven years ago) link

haha just read a tweet from someone saying they were one of 450 people on some guy's iphone stream from the stands

DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 03:46 (eleven years ago) link

if there was ever an indication of the relative nerdliness of american soccer fans, there you go

DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 03:47 (eleven years ago) link

hha yeah lxy just now on the porch: "this guy broadcasting is such a soccer nerd, and this is the highlight of his fandom."

article genuine (toandos), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 04:07 (eleven years ago) link

hoping Portland do well this year. their fans are something else.

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 10:07 (eleven years ago) link

DC United are fun to watch this year.

This SJ v LA game is nutso.

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Sunday, 1 July 2012 03:25 (eleven years ago) link

mls coming to queens?

mookieproof, Sunday, 1 July 2012 03:31 (eleven years ago) link

Just watched a replay of the San Jose/Galaxy game. That was bonkers.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link

Nesta signing with Montreal hmm

DX Dx DX (dan m), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

http://i50.tinypic.com/snctxu.jpg

eftee (toandos), Sunday, 8 July 2012 06:37 (eleven years ago) link

cynic in me is p sure that shirt swap was orchestrated by the league

DX Dx DX (dan m), Sunday, 8 July 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link

stand up if you hate afternoon games

DX Dx DX (dan m), Monday, 9 July 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

looks like DCU have some investors, finally. minority owners of philly 76ers?

DX Dx DX (dan m), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

my SA scorpions FC are nearly drawing as many fans per game as NE revolution
going to a game next Saturday, I'm stoked

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

Nice! Make sure and report back in.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

seen internet rumblings about a summit between MLS and the lower leagues about setting something up for MLS reserve squads based on the Bundesliga model

no idea how true that is but it could be very awesome

DX Dx DX (dan m), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

what I mean by that is that reserve squads could take part in lower leagues and play every week instead of like 10 times a year

DX Dx DX (dan m), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

article on playing in MLS by former Fire midfielder Peter Lowry, pretty informative from an inside perspective

http://soccerwithoutlimits.com/mls-not-as-easy-as-it-looks

DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

Thanks Dan. I've never thought much about the travel because all of our big sports have it. And the athleticism is a real good call.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, i've only seen a couple MLS games (saw the sounders in seattle, dece operation you got there dudes) but just now watching youtube highlights of the RLS v LAG opener i was kinda struck by the work rate. looked like high school ball, in a good way? like chase those balls down, get into space, turn those corners over fast, etc.

i'd be very fine with mls being the hardest working league in the world /american

catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:24 (eleven years ago) link

i yelled at chivas usa benchwarmer casey townsend tonight. that felt good. good enough to post about.

toandos, Thursday, 12 July 2012 07:01 (eleven years ago) link

god damn mattocks climbed a ladder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuYuM5-D8oc

toandos, Thursday, 12 July 2012 07:01 (eleven years ago) link

NY Cosmos to play in NASL next season huh

DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

is this the way the world ends?

DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

or does it mean that mn gets an mls slot???

catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

Huh. Where are they gonna play? I didn't think they had anything but a name and a prayer.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

Hofstra university apparently

catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

That won't be a pian in the ass to get to on the weekends. No sir.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

pian. me tpye well.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

with the way the Don has been massaging this "stadium in flushing meadows" thing it makes me think they will do whatever it takes to get a reformed cosmos into the league, despite attractive options in like orlando, san antonio, mpls, etc

DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 12 July 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

MLS just hustlin for ratings at this point
I don't live in an MLS market, do teams typically get local cable coverage on TV ala fox sports networks?

duobting tuomas (m bison), Thursday, 12 July 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, there is a league wide requirement that every match be available in HD

of course in chicago that means that some of them are only available on the NBC 5.2 over the air channel, just home games though

DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 12 July 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

I'm watching last nights Toronto/Vancouver match and the work rate comments up thread are spot on. The effort and desire far outweigh the skill but it's completely enjoyable nonetheless.

I think that's why this years Dallas team bugs me so much. Last year they were never out worked; this year that happens nearly every game.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 13 July 2012 02:03 (eleven years ago) link

So the only player in the Toronto game who wasn't busting his balls gets traded to Dallas? Oh joy. At least the chance of Julain De Guzman being a designated player after his contract ends this offseason is about zero.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 13 July 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

or Julian even.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 13 July 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

guy has been a disappointment afaik for TFC, but then again that's kind of what happens when you bring in a DP defensive mid to a team with a majority of terrible players

DX Dx DX (dan m), Friday, 13 July 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

whoa

I'm helping organize a supporters match between Fire and Aston Villa fans to take place before the friendly between the two clubs next weekend, and I just found out that the Villa fans will be lining up alongside Ian Taylor

not fair!

DX Dx DX (dan m), Friday, 13 July 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

Wow! good luck with that, Dan! (I'm a Villa fan, by the way)

EZ Snappin, Friday, 13 July 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

Thanks! I likely won't be playing -- even without an Ian Taylor there's still quite a few very experienced players on our side. We have a ringer or two up our sleeves as well, potentially including a certain guy from Chicago with MLS and EPL experience who used to wear #20...

DX Dx DX (dan m), Friday, 13 July 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

nice. And sneaky.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 13 July 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

Hold on - this deserves to be big news in ilf world, like when Martin Keown turned up at Ronan's five-a-sides. You've got to get on the pitch Dan, maybe even throw in a reducer on the ex-pro.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 13 July 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

Haha well, maybe. I really suck, though! I'll be at the match for sure so I'll definitely get pictures.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Friday, 13 July 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

I guess I should have criticized FC Dallas for their effort earlier than this week! Busted their butts all game and got their first road victory of the year.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 15 July 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link

k so this summer is when I find the sport to give a big sht abt when basketball isn't on, so now I have a bunch of dumb noob questions.
-how does MLS compare to first division leagues around the world? I know it doesn't rate alongside EPL or la liga, or bundesliga, or serie a, so what is its rep exactly?
-is the MLS planning to expand to ~30 teams a la every American sports league or will they cool off at about 24 or so?
-T or F: soccer will become a major professional sport in America

duobting tuomas (m bison), Monday, 16 July 2012 02:51 (eleven years ago) link

I have more, I don't want to overload yall

duobting tuomas (m bison), Monday, 16 July 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

imo:

1. english 2nd division is seen as a rough equivalent quality-wise. aside from a few plastic turf fields the stadiums are all pretty much on par. the real difference is player salaries.
2. according to what I've read, not right away. some kind of 'mls 2' lower division development is probably more likely.
3. it already is a major sport, it's just that our domestic game isn't the thing most people follow.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Monday, 16 July 2012 04:19 (eleven years ago) link

Grant Wahl ‏@GrantWahl

Vancouver Whitecaps announce signing of Scotland captain Kenny Miller.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Monday, 16 July 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

Poor Vancouver

Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Monday, 16 July 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

why a 1pm start for ny/chi today?

soul II troll (toandos), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

It's the annual "camper kids" day. They try to have a day each year where kids in summer camps and the like can see a game.

It's gonna be a hot one for those kids this year.

The Chivas/Portland game is 1pm Western time zone for the same reason.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

So fucking stupid.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

were you able to watch Dan? I just got back in so just started the replay.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I watched it.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

worth spending my time with it?

I have to say that if this was meant to get kids to catch a game it failed. There's nobody there.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

Just wrapping up watching the Red Bulls/Fire game. I know the heat, the road, and the early start all played into it, but it really felt like Chicago played for the draw from the kickoff and didn't pick it up until Henry scored. That might have been the right tactical decision but I hate to see what is obviously a pretty solid team playing so defensively. I thought that the two teams were pretty even throughout but New York was much more aggressively trying to score.

I'm a misreading this Dan? Did you feel like your team pushed hard enough against the questionable back four of the Red Bulls?

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

They pushed hard for the first 15 minutes or so I thought, but you're pretty otm otherwise.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

definitely started well and ended strong.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

The Fire's real problem right now is no consistent scorer, and since they've pissed off Grazzini there's no one who can really make the plays from midfield that are necessary to deal with teams that play a deep line to deal with Oduro. Marco Pappa, for all his obvious talent, gave away a lot of balls through selfish play today (as he does in a lot of games). I thought Nyarko should have come on for him in the second half instead of Alex, who is the closest thing to a Grazzini type player the squad has right now.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

also once again wtf at the start time for this game, both sides looked lethargic as hell for long stretches

DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

the heat absolutely killed the chance for this to be a great game. The teams are pretty evenly matched and I hope the October game provides a better showcase.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

Holy crap - a 5-0 win. It seems the Timbers have nothing to offer if they're not allowed to kick, pull, elbow and generally cheapen up the play. A still mediocre (but improving) Dallas team crushed them tonight. The heat was brutal - it hit 107 here today, probably well over 100 at game time - but the ref trying to curtail the borderline dirty stuff took more out of Portland than the weather. Show a justified early yellow and call a foul every time a Timber player "finishes the check", so to speak, and they have no second option.

It's nice to see Dallas move past their own petulance (Brek notwithstanding) and cynicism as the season moves on. And the work rate was once again outstanding. Even with the horrible pk attempt at mid-week this is as good a week as FCD has had since the opening of the season.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 22 July 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link

had tickets to the scorpions yesterday, couldn't go, but watched it online
NASL is p chippy! lotta shoving, two red cards booked.
Pablo campos playing like a dude who wants back into MLS, has 11 goals for us
gonna try to go to one of the next two games
can't wait for next year when we have a soccer specific stadium

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Sunday, 22 July 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

Portland played that same game vs the Fire and shut them down very effectively earlier in the season, good to see someone is calling them on it, at least.

I didn't get a pic with Ian Taylor at our supporters match yesterday, but he did swap shirts with one of our players and I snapped this one: pic.twitter.com/lUaXtUgp

Also, our referee got his red card autographed: pic.twitter.com/Mizt5xDo

Final score was Fire 2-4 AV, we were up 2-0 in the first half so instead of trying to run through the lines Taylor just started pinging in amazing through balls and their players got on the end of a couple. Also, they had a Princeton U women's player in goal who was apparently on her way for a trial with Aston Villa Ladies. She made two amazing saves to keep them ahead. Good time, I got sunburnt and we all drank a bunch of beer afterwards.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Sunday, 22 July 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

taylor shirt pic: http://t.co/lUaXtUgp

taylor red card pic: http://t.co/Mizt5xDo

DX Dx DX (dan m), Sunday, 22 July 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

btw the real avfc beat the real fire 1-0 in a boring-ass game

DX Dx DX (dan m), Sunday, 22 July 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

You'll always be the real Villa v Fire to me Dan. Did you take the field yourself, or were you twelfth man?

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 22 July 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

Nope, we had more players than needed and I am terrible.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Sunday, 22 July 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

San Antonio must be getting big if they're getting a turn with Jeff Cunningham!

http://sanantonioscorpions.com/team-news/item/355-scorpions-add-mls-all-time-leading-goal-scorer-jeff-cunningham

DX Dx DX (dan m), Monday, 23 July 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

tiiiiiight
we had 10,500 show up for our last home game

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Monday, 23 July 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

coulda been from $4 flashback ticket prices, but it's only slightly above average

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Monday, 23 July 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

Red Bulls are getting Tim Cahill from Everton. I know he's been injured of late but I'm still surprised he's coming over.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 23 July 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

That is surprising

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Monday, 23 July 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

Given this move and others by New York and most every other team in the entire f'n league I am more than slightly annoyed with the Fire for doing nothing in this transfer period. They did technically sign a player, but everyone has known he's been coming since before the season started so it's not a surprise or a significant change. In fact, there are now two highly paid, important midfielders who are either on the outs or already out plus a third who they're letting ride out his contract and will likely leave for free at the end of the year.

Normally I don't get too down on club mgmt because this is still a fledgling league and times are tough all over but I'm getting to the "wtf" stage now.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 00:26 (eleven years ago) link

question: is standing pat better or worse than trading for Julian De Guzman?

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 00:29 (eleven years ago) link

depends on how much money he gets

DX Dx DX (dan m), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 00:40 (eleven years ago) link

he's a designated player this year and I think it's the last year of his contract; I think he's getting around $1.5 million or something that stupid. Don't imagine Dallas would be interested in paying DP wages for him going forward.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link

what can I expect from Jeff Cunningham? he's only a few years removed from some quality play, but I know a fwe years can change everything in terms of productivity.

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 01:38 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.chicago-fire.com/news/2012/07/chicago-fire-sign-dutch-striker-sherjill-macdonald

This has been rumored for a while, most fans are not so hot on the guy but we'll see I guess.

Also the practice of giving players DP contracts in order to pay transfer fees is kind of stupid imo. Fire already have one of those sitting on the bench.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link

A Handler campaign deployed on ESPN2 during the Euro 2012 clash between Italy and England turned the subsequent Portland-Seattle match into the third-most viewed MLS regular-season game of all time with 888,000 people tuning in.

worked for me, those timber fans made me a believer

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link

srsly those wacky pacific northwest hipsters going apeshit was infectious

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 03:44 (eleven years ago) link

MLS starters: Nielsen, Beitashour, Collin, DeMerit, Morrow, Alonso, Beckham, De Rosario, Donovan, Henry, Wondolowski

Not really sure why I'm gonna watch this... Other than hoping Osvaldo Alonso breaks John Terry's bones, somehow.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 26 July 2012 00:07 (eleven years ago) link

recording this

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Thursday, 26 July 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link

may possibly watch a replay.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 26 July 2012 00:17 (eleven years ago) link

i'll watch some. why not, it's fun.

more importantly though, wtf: Sources tell FOX Soccer that Tim Cahill's NY Red Bulls contract is 3.5 years, at $3.5 million per season.

toandos, Thursday, 26 July 2012 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

interview with san antonio prez and also the head of refereeing in the usa

http://pitchinvasion.net/blog/2012/07/26/14514/

DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 26 July 2012 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

cool! thanks for that.
I know that there were (and still are some lingering) doubts about hartman's (owner) scorpions succeeding, especially since the spurs were trying to start a USLpro team simultaneously and there was feeling that bc of their success in the NBA, they'd be better suited to eventually get a team to the MLS. but they did some bogus things wrt to stadium and Hartman has been able to get enough private investors to get a SSS going by next year. I don't know if this is a surebet to get into the MLS, though. seems like MLS is in search of more tv ratings and SA won't help that v much (though we do have e largest local market share of any professional team in the country w the spurs iirc).

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Thursday, 26 July 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

oh hai more sounders cast-offs that's cool I guess

DX Dx DX (dan m), Friday, 27 July 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

always my least favorite sounders too, how does that work

toandos, Friday, 27 July 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

Ljungberg had some good games here but the team was in such disarray that it didn't matter a whole lot. With the way they're set up now I can see Fernandez being a good replacement for Pappa when he finally goes. Still seems like a good creative central mid would have been a better move. If Fernandez comes to play the collective game I think they're trying to instill he could be very successful, and I won't deny it's good that they made a move for someone successful. I'm actually kind of surprised Seattle wanted to get rid of him.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Saturday, 28 July 2012 02:54 (eleven years ago) link

hoo boy, just got back from a lopsided scorpions win, 8-0 against Carolina. Pablo campos scored fuckin four goals, he's an absolute beast of a striker.
I'm interested to see attendance figs, didn't seem like the 10,500 we drew last week, but I could've been deceived.

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:34 (eleven years ago) link

cool rendition http://deadspin.com/5929877/this-is-the-worst-national-anthem-rendition-ever

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

attendance was a shade over 7000, which is among the lowest turnouts for our club this season (but would still be the highest turnout of any other NASL club).

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Sunday, 29 July 2012 05:17 (eleven years ago) link

we got fucking JOBBED

5 mins of stoppage turns into 8 & SJ ties it on the last kick of the game, how magical

DX Dx DX (dan m), Sunday, 29 July 2012 05:45 (eleven years ago) link

There was definitely some home cooking after the deserved sending off.

As a neutral, it was an amazing game to watch. Not a lot of midfield play, but both teams were able to move it to the attack very quickly and to great effect. Also didn't get too chippy or cheap until late on, which is rarely the case these days in MLS.

Chicago looks good Dan - much better than their showing in New York would indicate. Sean Johnson last night was as good a display of goalkeeping as I've seen in quite some time.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 29 July 2012 11:58 (eleven years ago) link

Johnson is riding a great streak right now, can't remember if his contract is up after this year or next. He's gotta be Euro-bound eventually.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Sunday, 29 July 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

Shalllllllllriiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee to the fake goats = lol

DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

Toronto fc really cleaned house against Aguila in concacaf champs league, huh

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Thursday, 2 August 2012 14:14 (eleven years ago) link

aguila, club of eternal fire fan inside joke defender deris UMANZOR http://www.neogeoforlife.com/images/smiley/rock.gif

(he sucks bad)

hope tfc got the goals out of their system and got nice & tired 'cause they're coming to chicago this weekend

DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 2 August 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

I looooove the raucous Portland fans

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Monday, 6 August 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link

what a sick strike from jewsbury

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Monday, 6 August 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

i've hated the lakers, angels, raiders, rams, usc, and ucla for so long. but all i care about now is soccer. the galaxy fit.

nice night. 60k, 4-0, 80°. hell yes.

toandos, Monday, 6 August 2012 04:34 (eleven years ago) link

I hate the Anaheim Ducks.

Seattle was impressive last night, but man the one thing missing in the whole equation is GRASS.

The Fire newcomers Fernandez and MacDonald handled themselves well on Saturday, both had very good chances to score but couldn't quite put it away. TFC is SO BAD though, it's really incredible. Poor guys finished with 9 men on the field too.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Monday, 6 August 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

I watched that Fire/TFC game on MLS Live last night and it was pretty brutal. As you said Dan, TFC is horrid, though I have to say Chicago still needs better finishing. Hell, the whole league needs better finishing. So much buildup petered out around the 18 yard box. I think MacDonald looked pretty good though, and as he rounds into shape and gains rapport with the midfield Chicago will be dangerous. Chance to make some noise in the East playoffs if they don't gift teams goals like that one the other night.

Sean Johnson is quickly becoming special - forcing that save onto the post was something. A little luck, but strong fingers nonetheless.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 6 August 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

Watching last Friday's Houston - New York game. The new Houston stadium is nice! And close to downtown. FC Dallas has a nice home but it's over 30 miles from the city center, with zero mass transit infrastructure. Appalling.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 00:37 (eleven years ago) link

Appalling. might as well be DFW's tagline

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 00:50 (eleven years ago) link

Hey! I'm finding a lot to like in Dallas. Though the car culture and dead downtown are disheartening.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 01:03 (eleven years ago) link

sorry, obligated to hate Dallas as a rule. my wife is from dfw (euless) and its aight.

have you been out to frisco for a game?

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 01:09 (eleven years ago) link

meant to say, as a San Antonio native, obligated to hate....etc

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 01:10 (eleven years ago) link

btw, SA drew over 10000 last night in a loss to puerto rico
hope don garber watching this shit

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

Sadly, I haven't, though I hope to go this fall. Had tickets for a spring game but had to give them away when I had to travel out of town. Sure as hell won't be going out there in this heat. I haven't acclimated at all and I can't get used to it being 100 at 9pm.

I think the funniest thing I've found talking to people all over Texas is that no matter what one town thinks of another, everyone agrees Houston sucks.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 01:14 (eleven years ago) link

fuck houston, bc 1000000% humidity is hell on earth, and also their horrible toll roads and also most of the big Texas oil money is there

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

See? Everyone hates Houston. I've never been, but I'm not dying to go. I do want to make it down to your neck of the woods sometime during my Dallas sojourn.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link

come to a scorpions game while you still can and while they are still playing on a high school football field

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 02:31 (eleven years ago) link

garber has got to be paying attention. 10k w/ no stars, HS field? that's close to competitive w/cbus & NE already

toandos, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 02:44 (eleven years ago) link

Pablo campos is a star! in my eyes. bc he's so tall and has scored 16 goals.

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

new stadium going up next year iirc, plans are expandable to 18500

http://sanantonioscorpions.com/stadium/stadium-plans

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link

we v nearly had an MLS team in 2005 but the incoming mayor did not like MLS' plans bc iirc the city would make like zero dollars so he nixedit. that team became the dynamo.

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

afaik dallas makes a significant amount of money off of the surrounding soccer fields in the development where their stadium is, enough to stay afloat at least

DX Dx DX (dan m), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 03:55 (eleven years ago) link

USOC final tonight, first time the Sounders have had to play on the road in a minute. Predictions?

DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

I think Sporting KC takes it.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

i don't want to make a guess, but i'm feeling pretty good about tonight. going to a packed bar will make it more fun. hopefully.

i liked these:

-the sounders haven't lost in regulation in USOC since 2005
-Sounders riding a 7-game unbeaten streak vs. Sporting KC (6-0-1). They've scored the game-winner in the 89th minute or later 4 times

toandos, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

Has Tiffert officially signed with Seattle?

pandemic, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, he made a cameo in their game against LA on Sunday

DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

another sonarrileybroadcast! http://ustre.am/DEtU

toandos, Thursday, 9 August 2012 00:28 (eleven years ago) link

@mcnarnia @McNarnia: This is a cup final. The cauldron is sitting down and getting pumped up by their dog mascot.

toandos, Thursday, 9 August 2012 01:21 (eleven years ago) link

Clowns

DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 9 August 2012 02:04 (eleven years ago) link

this is too much

toandos, Thursday, 9 August 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

parke for hurtado plzzzzzzzzzz

toandos, Thursday, 9 August 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

p intense stuff man

DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 9 August 2012 03:58 (eleven years ago) link

going to pks, have to say kc has had the better of the run of play but I've only seen about 2/3 of the game

DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 9 August 2012 04:18 (eleven years ago) link

lol and my stream dies

DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 9 August 2012 04:19 (eleven years ago) link

mine too. bugger.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 9 August 2012 04:21 (eleven years ago) link

it's back!

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 9 August 2012 04:22 (eleven years ago) link

tense.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 9 August 2012 04:28 (eleven years ago) link

Ooooh, might be some controversy, depending on how this ends up.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 9 August 2012 04:30 (eleven years ago) link

definitely gonna be some controversy. But congrats Sporting KC.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 9 August 2012 04:31 (eleven years ago) link

lolhnson

DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 9 August 2012 04:32 (eleven years ago) link

man jimmy neilsen was on some creepy shit with those faces he was making, was that a hannibal lecter impression?

DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 9 August 2012 04:33 (eleven years ago) link

I think he's just creepy.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 9 August 2012 04:34 (eleven years ago) link

ozzie tiffert ej all in a row wtf guys

toandos, Thursday, 9 August 2012 04:39 (eleven years ago) link

cold light of day brings many conspiracy theories to light, it's akin to rubbernecking a bad traffic accident watching sounders fans deal with their first big loss in so public a manner across the breadth of the usa soccer interverse

DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 9 August 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

not going to lie, after waking up in a bad, bad, BAD mood in seattle a year ago, schadenfreude is real

DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 9 August 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

btw, still h8 KC, will be traveling there in a couple months to tell them so

DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 9 August 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

any articles you recommend for laughs?

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 9 August 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

nah mostly twitter and msg board stuff, tho sigi has some good quotes in http://seattletimes.com/html/jerrybrewer/2018879038_brewer09.html and there some lol conspiracy bits in the comments too

my fave:

"It's difficult when you're playing against a team at home, so the crowd helps them, and then when you're playing against the referee as well, and he makes some absolutely, I thought, ridiculous calls,"

um yeah dude like the last two years eh

DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

Thanks Dan! That whole article has some great laughs in it.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

<3 rolfe

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8obzn7EUT1r1fq7do1_500.gif

DX Dx DX (dan m), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

http://lolmls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/LOLMLS_321.jpg

DX Dx DX (dan m), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

Nice!

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

who is he?

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

Geezer Butler of Black Sabbath.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

hilar pic from the league site

http://www.mlssoccer.com/sites/league/files/imagecache/620x350/image_nodes/2012/08/camara.jpg

DX Dx DX (dan m), Monday, 20 August 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

Lots of shitty reffing over the weekend though, that DC/PHI game last night was especially lol.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Monday, 20 August 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.thedrugisfootball.com/2012/08/mls-kraft-planning-to-sellrelocate.html

rumors of the Revs being sold/relocated

DX Dx DX (dan m), Monday, 20 August 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

caleb porter to coach timbers?

toandos, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

spose it couldn't get much worse for them, still pissed we lost to that shitty team

DX Dx DX (dan m), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

You only lost because the ref let them kick the shit out of you.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

fire vs dc last night

http://i.imgur.com/rEtvo.gif

DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 23 August 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

ahaha

united really needed the points - i was scared of that game, but najar at RB was something else, as was saragosa of all fucking people

it was kinda weird being front and center in EVERY medium shot of barra all night (announced attendance was like 10k, which was very generous)

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 24 August 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

it was blatantly obvious how much logan pause was missed, the fire midfield looked totally disorganized. and don't even get me started on the dude we had playing rb on the night...

DX Dx DX (dan m), Friday, 24 August 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

John Strong‏@StrongMLS

I'm told that no matter who Timbers hire as coach, decision was made earlier this summer to widen JWF to 74 yards (1/2)

ou th (anky), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link

carlos bocanegra to fire?

DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link

I got sort of awkwardly quoted in this excellent article about former Fire GM/President Peter Wilt:

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/35747/the-designated-player-the-curious-case-of-peter-wilt

DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 30 August 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

and also bye bye marco pappa, transfer moved up.

making room for ol' charlie blackmouth, I suspect.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 30 August 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

Nice article. Thanks.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 30 August 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

Julian De Guzman is horrible.

That's all.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 3 September 2012 00:50 (eleven years ago) link

TOP 25-SELLING MLS JERSEYS

David Beckham, LAG
Thierry Henry, RBNY
Landon Donovan, LAG
Fredy Montero, SEA
Dwayne De Rosario, DCU
Chris Wondolowski, SJ
Tim Cahill, RBNY
Robbie Keane, LAG
Mauro Rosales, SEA
Brian Ching, HOU
Darlington Nagbe, POR
Chris Pontius, DCU
Osvaldo Alonso, SEA
Young-Pyo Lee, VAN
Kris Boyd, POR
Barry Robson, VAN
Eddie Gaven, CLB
Brad Davis, HOU
Roger Torres, PHI
Freddy Adu, PHI
Kei Kamara, SKC
Kyle Beckerman, RSL
Mike Magee, LAG
Saer Sene, NE
Arne Friedrich, CHI

DX Dx DX (dan m), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

I'm watching a replay of the other night's CHI v. TOR game and I don't think I'm going to make it to the half. Toronto is more than poor; they're atrocious. They had a little sign of life a month or so ago but are back to their early season abject state.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 14 September 2012 01:07 (eleven years ago) link

They were able to keep it somewhat interesting in the second half, I was really hoping for a demolition job from the Fire but it never materialized.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Friday, 14 September 2012 01:56 (eleven years ago) link

Made it to halftime. Called it good.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 14 September 2012 02:00 (eleven years ago) link

Getting a little sick of the hyping of Portland/Seattle today, tbqf. Why because Portland sucks and there are much more important playoff-implication matches happening too.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Saturday, 15 September 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

KC/Houston draw last night only made the Chicago/Montreal and New York/Columbus games more intense today. 5 points separating the top 4 in the East.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Saturday, 15 September 2012 14:09 (eleven years ago) link

And don't overlook Dallas/Vancouver - if Dallas win they're within 1 point of Vancouver for the final playoff spot.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 15 September 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link

Excellent point. Dallas has really come on strong of late, they were pretty widely written off early in the year but have gotten healthy just in time.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Saturday, 15 September 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link

Though I think the last home draw might have killed their shot.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 15 September 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link

After looking at the West standings, I'm surprised that 37pts is the current last spot. Everyone seemed to be predicting the West would be the stronger conference at the start of the season.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Saturday, 15 September 2012 14:18 (eleven years ago) link

It is a bit surprising. I think if Dallas hadn't been so injury stricken they'd be comfortably over 40 points, but it wasn't to be. And Vancouver has been so disappointing since they became the West Scots team; they really should be comfortably out of reach by now.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 15 September 2012 14:22 (eleven years ago) link

Dallas closed within 1. Vancouver has a game in hand, but have looked so bad since they imported the Scots national team that I almost expect a full collapse.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 16 September 2012 23:14 (eleven years ago) link

AEG, who used to own more than half the league, is for sale:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/19/aeg-for-sale-anschutz-co-_n_1895548.html

DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/37407/thierry-henrys-internal-monologue

^^^ MUST READ LOLZ

DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

okay but we must respect Columbus — not literally, of course, but there is much to be learned from teams of their genre. and I leave him to mercies of the Australian, who is bounding round the middle at random, strewth-ing into things. are genius.

pandemic, Thursday, 20 September 2012 07:00 (eleven years ago) link

went to philly for the united game last night, my first time at ppl park - fun time, three much-needed points, and i totally enjoyed the stadium, but they certainly weren't kidding about those security guards

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 21 September 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

I watched most of that, looked like a bit of a hack-fest.

Gonna be a sell-out today at TP for Columbus, classic Chicago fans showing up now that playoffs are looking likely. Good thing it's for a must-win game.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Saturday, 22 September 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/nLA4t.gif

DX Dx DX (dan m), Sunday, 23 September 2012 05:11 (eleven years ago) link

god you guys are playing your asses off right now

hoping we can sneak by a swooning RBNY into third tomorrow (which we will, on goal difference, with a win) - that last dcu/chicago game 10/27 could be very interesting seeding-wise

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Sunday, 23 September 2012 05:22 (eleven years ago) link

Fire looked really good yesterday.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 23 September 2012 12:03 (eleven years ago) link

Aside from the goal that SeanJohn just handed to them on a platter... smh.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Sunday, 23 September 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

Better he makes a flub like that now than in the playoffs. Watching it at home, the outcome never seemed in doubt. You guys were massively better.

Did anyone else catch the San Jose/Seattle game last night? Chippy and cheap, what with the Earthquakes built upon the rare breed of thuggish divers. San Jose one of the few teams in the league that make Seattle seem vaguely likable.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 23 September 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

Didn't see that one, but I did see KC at Montreal earlier in the day. KC aren't divers as much as they swarm the ref looking for calls on seemingly every play, plus they hack and hit when they don't have the ball. Their draw means the Fire has a shot at first in the east on the road in KC on Friday, a game that I shall be attending. Only my second away day this year, shameful.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Sunday, 23 September 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link

Best of luck in KC! Would love to see someone knock them off their perch.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 23 September 2012 14:00 (eleven years ago) link

govern yourself accordingly are you in this picture?

http://i1193.photobucket.com/albums/aa356/fugexlac/dcu_zps098777b6.jpg

DX Dx DX (dan m), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:10 (eleven years ago) link

yup! extreme right of frame, beard, wearing a red and white scarf

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Sunday, 23 September 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

hoping we can sneak by a swooning RBNY into third tomorrow (which we will, on goal difference, with a win)

p sure you'll have to score at least 4 goals to do this, tiebreaker is goals for, not goal difference, thanks to league bullshit earlier this year

unless I'm misunderstanding something

DX Dx DX (dan m), Monday, 24 September 2012 00:17 (eleven years ago) link

i remember that, and of course you're right - lol mls

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 24 September 2012 02:59 (eleven years ago) link

Nothing like starting twitter fights with another team's management over supporter regulations! I love this league. #FeartheFlag

DX Dx DX (dan m), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

The story: http://bit.ly/SkmgkX

DX Dx DX (dan m), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

Love it.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

if and when DCU ever gets an SSS, this type of shit terrifies me tbqh

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

You guys have a pretty good setup as far as I know with the Barra/Eagles/Norte/District Ultras groups, though. The fact that you have actual cops instead of security goes a long way. I imagine that when a new building is readied, you'll be accommodated. This is really an issue for travelers.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

Also, SKC have been dicks to us in a lot of ways that aren't outlined in the article, this is just all we're making public.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

Just read on Twitter that http://settingthetable.info/ will be shutting down at the end of the season. Apparently the league is now providing a similar table instead of only the conference standings. RIP for a great site.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 23:42 (eleven years ago) link

Have to say I was skeptical about bringing this guy in but he's been nothing but a great player/leader since joining the club: http://www.chicago-fire.com/news/2012/09/fire-buoyed-presence-veteran-arne-friedrich

DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 27 September 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

I'm afraid Dan didn't likely have much fun in KC. Two definite corners called goal kicks, lots of questionable non-calls, soft second yellow shown against Chicago. KC were better for much of the game, but the Fire didn't get a fair chance when they took the initiative late.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 29 September 2012 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

Yup, pretty much otm.

Best part of the match was Frank getting tossed. If only he could have given the ref a DDT in the way out.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Saturday, 29 September 2012 07:48 (eleven years ago) link

went to bc place for caps v sounders.ended up in with the sounders support,rooting for caps.not something that would be advisable back home! atmosphere really different,bit more wholesome,less aggressive (even when they're sort of trying to be aggressive,turning their backs and giving the bird as the opposition team is read out,singing some slightly salty chants).

game was p dire,roughly equivalent to watching a game of scottish premier league,barry robson and kenny miller were the two best players for the caps imo.caps could've scored at the death but just past the post.ill maybe go again sometime,but i won't be in a hurry,next time ill not wait til game day and have to pay 45 bucks for tickets.

tell it to my arse (jim in glasgow), Monday, 1 October 2012 04:38 (eleven years ago) link

Sounders fans are kittens, really. And it's not surprising that the game seemed like a SPL match considering the number of old, broken down Scots that Vancouver have imported. They were a lively, fast team early in the season and looked really dangerous, then made all these weird moves and, well, you see the result.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Monday, 1 October 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

http://newyork.sbnation.com/2012/10/2/3446146/erik-soler-new-york-red-bulls-jerome-debontin

this ought to be hilarious

DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

Gérard Houllier, who was appointed Head of Global Soccer for Red Bull this past July, will oversee all sporting aspects of the team.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link

Houllier? Really? huh.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link

this guy was just confirmed for the Fire's 15th anniversary party on Monday

http://www.expertfootball.com/players/stoichkov/stoichkov/fire/7.jpg

stoked

DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

Very cool! Enjoy yourself sir.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 4 October 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

that the NYC clubs have never won anything in the MLS era doesn't help, either

DX Dx DX (dan m), Saturday, 6 October 2012 12:31 (eleven years ago) link

This game is piss poor.what is henry doing at this team,the clown.

tell it to my arse (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 6 October 2012 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

i guess it didn't really matter for dc's sake who won the ny/chicago game, but lol red bulls - though i'm sorta hoping for a dc/ny playoff series this year to be able to attend both legs

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Sunday, 7 October 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

f new york

This happened yesterday, was pretty amazing to see Stoichkov, Nowak, Razov, Kubik, and the other oldsters out on the field playing like kids. Incredibly relaxed atmosphere, no admission charged to fans, intimate and just really special all around. I have to wonder if this could happen at any other club.

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151277620569789.524119.20210009788&type=1

DX Dx DX (dan m), Monday, 8 October 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

OK... Stoichkov is a class act, Piotr Nowak too, Arne Friedrich is hilarious, just an all around amazing evening last night with a huge cross-section of Fire people.

http://www.chicago-fire.com/blog/post/2012/10/09/wrap-amazing-night

DX Dx DX (dan m), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

I feel bad for snickering when I saw this but really... very much in character.

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/chicago-police-investigate-stoichkov-battery-report-111529967--sow.html

DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

Last Stoichkov-in-Chicago article, I swear, but this one is really worth it

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/39876/hristo-stoichkov

D'anesh (dan m), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link

loved this from the NASL soccer bowl first leg from the weekend
http://i49.tinypic.com/4j2r8w.jpg

ou th (anky), Monday, 22 October 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

Definitely, was really happy for my MN friends.

dansplaining (dan m), Monday, 22 October 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dJO7F4ZssM

15 years ago today

dansplaining (dan m), Thursday, 25 October 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

Sigh.

dansplaining (dan m), Thursday, 1 November 2012 04:39 (eleven years ago) link

hope this cheers you up a little bit. from new york mag article with bill murray

We stepped into the elevator, which was already filled with several men in bright-red jerseys. Murray recognized the logo: “Are you on the Chicago soccer team?” They were set to play Toronto the next day. “Do we hate them?” Murray asked. Yes, we do, replied player Arne Friedrich, originally from Germany. The elevator arrived at Murray’s floor. “All right, kill them,” he told the team. “Beat them. No serious injuries, but definitely give them trouble.”

There was a knock on the door. It was Friedrich, who’d regretted not asking Murray for a picture earlier when he had the chance. They talked about Eric Clapton and Berlin. “I’m about to go shoot a movie with Wes Anderson in Germany,” Murray said. “If you see me in Germany, I’ll be working on a movie.”

mizzell, Thursday, 1 November 2012 13:07 (eleven years ago) link

very low turnout for that chicago-houston game

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Thursday, 1 November 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah it was completely fucking bogus to put it on Halloween night 4 days after the last game of the season (which was a sellout). Being 35 degrees probably didn't help either. I was actually hoping for a full house of classic bandwagoning Chicago sports fans, but they couldn't even draw that. Totally depressing.

And the Friedrich/Murray thing is classic, that got passed around a lot right after it happened. Really hope they can convince Arne to stay another year, he was probably the team's best player this season.

dansplaining (dan m), Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

some of the internal griping among DCU fans about the playoff switcheroo is pretty O_o imo - i don't know if they quite realize how fucked up metro NYC transit is right now, to say nothing of whenever the PATH is gonna reopen

(that said, it's actually super-convenient for me to be able to attend both legs now, assuming they don't move the return leg to philly or wherever)

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 1 November 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

I look at that series and just smh because 1. people be crazy 2. if it weren't for the mid-season tiebreaker rule change (head-to-head record changed to goals for) the Fire would have been playing DC instead of New York.

I didn't watch LA/Vancouver last night, basically just rooting against everyone now.

dansplaining (dan m), Friday, 2 November 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

Also, nice to see the league get called out on its double standard of arresting supporters who pop flares or smoke and issuing stadium bans but then using photos of those actions in marketing materials. This isn't the first time it has happened, either, the league was selling commemorative photo prints of a Chicago flaring a season or two ago until they started taking shit for it.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/mls-promoting-playoffs-league-punished-fan-offense-182951684--sow.html

dansplaining (dan m), Friday, 2 November 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

lol yeah - at first i was looking at that background header going "THIS IS MLS PLAYOFFS certainly doesn't scan well - oh"

http://dcist.com/2012/11/new_york_fans_reach_new_low_in_mls.php

meanwhile this is all gonna end well methinks

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 2 November 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

NASL announced a local group purchased MN Stars FC today, that's a good thing.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/615427_443212062383071_1356620045_o.jpg

dansplaining (dan m), Friday, 2 November 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

woo, I want revenge on them

i've grown accustomed to her face tat (m bison), Friday, 2 November 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

good news! now we wait for the nasl MLS merger...

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Saturday, 3 November 2012 00:41 (eleven years ago) link

wow, how stupid is andy najar

ou th (anky), Sunday, 4 November 2012 01:53 (eleven years ago) link

I have to run out for twenty minutes and it's 1-1 and down to ten men!

Gukbe, Sunday, 4 November 2012 01:59 (eleven years ago) link

Ooft that strike by Moffat.

Gukbe, Sunday, 4 November 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

Tonight Rain and sleet before 5am, then sleet, possibly mixed with rain and snow. Low around 33. Windy, with a north wind 20 to 28 mph, with gusts as high as 55 mph. Chance of precipitation is 90%. New snow and sleet accumulation of less than a half inch possible.

GET PUMPED

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

(this being the gametime forecast at RBA)

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

Have you been to RBA before? Nice place, that roof is gonna be a blessing tonight.

dansplaining (dan m), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

i haven't - i'm pretty stoked about tonight. 11 buses coming up from dc and 700+ united supporters expected; they're even gonna let us tailgate

i work about 10 miles from harrison, and it's been snowing all afternoon up here - should be a fun one tonight for neutrals

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

Wore my old skool Metros scarf today, totally not going to the game.

purveyor of generations (in orbit), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

I can't find info on whether orange balls have ever been used in MLS before. Tonight could be a first!

dansplaining (dan m), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

We are the DC haters btw.

purveyor of generations (in orbit), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

incidentally it's a legit huge snowstorm by now - orange balls are go!

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 8 November 2012 00:42 (eleven years ago) link

so i guess the MN Stars have a new, local owner. curious to see how this plays out, esp with the new stadium and the Vikings' right of first refusal on an MLS expansion

the st paul saints (minor league baseball) just snagged a prime location in lowertown, and i wouldn't be surprised to see the stars move to get a small, decent stadium somewhere that isn't g-d blaine

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, 8 November 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

they're really going to try to play in this?

ou th (anky), Thursday, 8 November 2012 01:10 (eleven years ago) link

Hope so!

Gukbe, Thursday, 8 November 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link

poor fuckin DC traveling fans

dansplaining (dan m), Thursday, 8 November 2012 05:08 (eleven years ago) link

also lol kc & especially sj, holy shit

dansplaining (dan m), Thursday, 8 November 2012 05:25 (eleven years ago) link

Holy fuck this NY/DC game

dansplaining (dan m), Friday, 9 November 2012 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

Crazy!

EZ Snappin, Friday, 9 November 2012 02:41 (eleven years ago) link

I'm starting to be afraid this is all leading to a Galaxy repeat. :(

EZ Snappin, Friday, 9 November 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link

jesus i'm so hoarse

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 9 November 2012 05:49 (eleven years ago) link

ah fuck i had to be out this evening and i only caught the first half.

Gukbe, Friday, 9 November 2012 06:17 (eleven years ago) link

so much for home advantage

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Friday, 9 November 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah really strange, especially for Salt Lake. Their stadium used to be a fortress and they had a crazy crowd last night (I only watched the first half, missed the finish). Red Bull Stadium, predictably, was mostly empty. Congrats to GYA, games like that are the reason why fans travel.

dansplaining (dan m), Friday, 9 November 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

Thanks! The last 20 minutes of that game from the Hamid red card onward were honestly about as tense as any sporting event I've ever seen live (including a Stanley Cup final game and a no-hitter). Can't wait for next Sunday.

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 9 November 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

That second goal was woeful defending.

Gukbe, Sunday, 11 November 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

horrible.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 11 November 2012 22:55 (eleven years ago) link

DC do not lok like the team that played the Red Bulls last week.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 11 November 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

They've had less time to recuperate.

Gukbe, Sunday, 11 November 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

Another excuse I've got on my little pad here is that Dynamo should have been down to ten men.

Gukbe, Sunday, 11 November 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

Also gonna float some rumors about poisoned BBQ sauce.

Gukbe, Sunday, 11 November 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

Dynamo should have had a penalty in the first half, if you want to make notes.

I know DC had a smaller margin for error, and having to make injury subs changes things, but they haven't been sharp at all.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 11 November 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

They have been very poor. I never feel that they get any significant homefield advantage either. So Come On Sounders, I guess.

Gukbe, Sunday, 11 November 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

I was pulling for them.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 11 November 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

And "anyone but Houston" is generally the only accepted rooting practice here in Dallas.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 11 November 2012 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

fuck la always and forever

ou th (anky), Monday, 12 November 2012 04:19 (eleven years ago) link

That 3rd goal by Keane was some real trolling your own teammate shit.

pandemic, Monday, 12 November 2012 11:00 (eleven years ago) link

I never feel that they get any significant homefield advantage either.

In terms of officiating? I mean, it's MLS. But they're patently better - like, a lot better - at home, and Houston's been just as terrible on the road as United. Forgive my blatant homerism, but it's crazy to write them off already.

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 12 November 2012 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdjj3sDy861rs466uo1_1280.jpg

dansplaining (dan m), Thursday, 15 November 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

Beckham leaving LA after the final.

dansplaining (dan m), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

so who will the refs favor next year?

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 01:19 (eleven years ago) link

how's keane been? Final's gettin some coverage here today

bill paxman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link

Keane's been good in the playoffs. I don't know about during the season; I didn't watch to much of LA because Landon Donovan drives me up a wall. Most punchable American player since Lalas.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah Keane has several playoff goals and LA has gone through 2 good teams in San Jose and Seattle to reach the final.

Classic MLS though, the 4th and 5th place clubs from each conference reaching the final. Houston has a much better chance than they did last year imo.

dansplaining (dan m), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link

Keane also scored both goals in a 2-0 win on LA's only game vs Chicago this year, the bastard. Was notable bc nearly every other Galaxy starter was injured or out that game & they still managed to win. They had some really bad injury problems to start the season but moved up the standings as they healed.

Just glad RedBull failed again this year. (Sorry Laurel.)

dansplaining (dan m), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 01:53 (eleven years ago) link

i've got coverage now thanks to a new cable package, if i can manage to pack the gf off to an evening class or something a few nights a week i might try to catch a few games

bill paxman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

Only one game left!

dansplaining (dan m), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

i'm not great for commitment i'm not gonna lie to you

bill paxman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/blog/_/name/relegationzone/id/559?cc=5901

Decent article on the growth of the league, listening to Robb Heineman makes me want to puke though.

Tomorrow's the big day! Anyone planning on watching? We have a "blood raffle" going in Chicago -- everyone writes their name on a dollar bill and puts it in the pot. If a player bleeds on air, we draw a name and they win the pool! Might do it once a half just for fun.

dansplaining (dan m), Friday, 30 November 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

Can they both lose? You couldn't find two more hated teams amongst Dallas fans, which should make my bar viewing tomorrow interesting.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 30 November 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah there has been a lot of "cheering for a meteor strike/earthquake/tidal wave" comments surrounding our little watch gathering.

I gotta give a slight edge in favor to Houston since they knocked the Fire out, and because fuck LA.

dansplaining (dan m), Friday, 30 November 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not sure you're allowed to cheer for anything Houston in Dallas. But fuck LA.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 30 November 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah I figured it'd be tough for you guys.

dansplaining (dan m), Friday, 30 November 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

a ton of DCU front office people got fired today - interesting to see what's gonna come of it

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 30 November 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

What time's it on at? D'you reckon it'd be a good event for an introduction to the US game for us lot, or would it just confirm all our prejudices?

Ismael Klata, Friday, 30 November 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link

It's at 4:30 east coast time iirc. I think it will probably be like most other single-game finals, conservative play, counterattacks (which is really LA's style anyway)... Probably won't teach you much that you don't already know, but it'll be a spectacle for sure, and you never know, could showcase some previously unknown talent.

dansplaining (dan m), Friday, 30 November 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

Also: Beckham Beckham Beckham Beckham Beckham ad nauseum. Hell even NPR did a story on him today.

dansplaining (dan m), Friday, 30 November 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

That makes it 0030 here? Too late for me I'm afraid. Wishing Beckham all the best, he's a good guy.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 30 November 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

Turns out it's actually on in a few minutes - I'm knackered but will try and take a peek & see what the fuss is about.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 1 December 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

I knew there would be a Beckham piece but to lead coverage with it? Fuck you, ESPN. And fuck you, MLS, for not putting your foot down.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 1 December 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

I'm watching from home so go Houston!

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 1 December 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link

The league will always always cave to the interests of national TV.

dansplaining (dan m), Saturday, 1 December 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

Oh Lando

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 1 December 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

maybe he should retire.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 1 December 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

Just not enthusiastic about scoring in the final. Maybe needs some time off to think baout things.

dansplaining (dan m), Saturday, 1 December 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

This is already a better game than last year.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 1 December 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

boom

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 1 December 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

Yay Calen, honestly happy for that dude.

dansplaining (dan m), Saturday, 1 December 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

YES!

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 1 December 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

Great run, held off the defender really well, excellent finish - can't fault that.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 1 December 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

oh shit i gotta get up for this

bill paxman (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 December 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

close to a second for Calen. C'mon Houston!

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:13 (eleven years ago) link

crackin cross

bill paxman (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

boo.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

lovely header

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:18 (eleven years ago) link

yes, but still. Boo.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:18 (eleven years ago) link

wilhelmsson has looked a complete liability since 23.10

bill paxman (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

not keano's night

bill paxman (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

nothing wrong with that imo

bill paxman (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

I was just going to say! He'll score the winner within five minutes now.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

he'll score, he looks sharp. relatively.

bill paxman (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

About Wilhelmson xp - keano's looked good

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

jsbdgkw

bill paxman (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link

great setpiece routine for that one tbf

bill paxman (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link

us refs far ahead of epl on this so far

bill paxman (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link

Oof

dansplaining (dan m), Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

FU, Lando.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

This confetti reminds me of our evening watching the 1978 WC final

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:23 (eleven years ago) link

also kinda similar strips

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:24 (eleven years ago) link

This guy was voted ref of the year, an award only MLS could give.

dansplaining (dan m), Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:24 (eleven years ago) link

GILES BARNES

bill paxman (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

Was wondering if u guys would bring up him or Adam Moffat first.

dansplaining (dan m), Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

kinda petering out now, galaxy sitting back but not sure houston get through

bill paxman (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

Isn't Brian Ching supposed to be old and rubbish? He's doing everything.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:44 (eleven years ago) link

Ching is still good for 15-20 minutes every few games.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:44 (eleven years ago) link

who touched keane there?

bill paxman (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:46 (eleven years ago) link

jesus.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:47 (eleven years ago) link

It was a more enjoyable game than last year despite the same bullshit ending.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:49 (eleven years ago) link

fair penalty call tbf

bill paxman (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

good game

bill paxman (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

Agreed.

dansplaining (dan m), Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

Amazed Beckham didn't get to take that!

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

get off the field where's the fucking respect for the opponent/final

bill paxman (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link

"Ireland's best-ever" - hmm

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link

pity roy keane isn't a houston player beckham woulda been fuckin chased off there

bill paxman (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link

Oh this happy horseshit

dansplaining (dan m), Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link

yeah xp i think j giles has a word or two about that

bill paxman (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:52 (eleven years ago) link

Really good game, I enjoyed it a lot. Finally USA gives something to the world.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:53 (eleven years ago) link

Curious which players if any of you non regular league watchers were intrigued/impressed with.

dansplaining (dan m), Sunday, 2 December 2012 00:43 (eleven years ago) link

beckham

bill paxman (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 December 2012 00:44 (eleven years ago) link

Never in doubt

dansplaining (dan m), Sunday, 2 December 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

the guy that went off injured for houston looked a handful, they lost it without him

bill paxman (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 December 2012 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

reports that qpr have offered matt besler a trial, any good?

r|t|c, Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link

He's definitely been solid for KC. Voted MLS defender of the year for 2012. I think he's gotten some looks with the nats as well.

dansplaining (dan m), Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

Slept on the fact that 'arry is at QPR now... feel like there's a joke I ought to be making but I can't put one together.

dansplaining (dan m), Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

Just noticed this article, the list includes Besler: http://goal.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/12/06/five-americans-who-could-leave-m-l-s-and-play-abroad/

dansplaining (dan m), Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

what is this I don't even

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/184507_10151180837298589_304182981_n.jpg

dansplaining (dan m), Thursday, 13 December 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

R's Christmas present, that's what.

grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Thursday, 13 December 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think anyone's butt cheeks should have "Sounders" on them.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

So far the best joke I've seen involving that pic is from the Section 8 Chicago chairman: "Somewhere, Sir Mix-a-Lot is not very happy with how the Sounders are reppin' Seattle."

dansplaining (dan m), Thursday, 13 December 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

Nice!

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 13 December 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

Home openers announced today:

http://www.mlssoccer.com/news/article/2012/12/18/mls-announces-2013-home-openers-all-19-clubs

dansplaining (dan m), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

Also SKC signed this dude: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claudio_Bieler

Taking bets on how long before he becomes disillusioned/disinterested and gets loaned back to LDU for the remainder of his contract.

dansplaining (dan m), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

The Rapids? That's our opener? ugh.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

this is potentially huge: http://nasn.tv/2012/mls-working-with-usl-pro-on-reserve-league-integration/

At the USL annual general meeting, the United Soccer Leagues informed its member clubs of a proposed agreement with Major League Soccer that would provide for an integrated third division/MLS reserve league. Some interplay is expected to begin in 2013, with full integration of the plan coming in 2014.

dansplaining (dan m), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

Whoa! That'd be amazing.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

curious what that wd mean for 2nd div NASL. anything at all?

shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 01:59 (eleven years ago) link

nothing, USL and NASL are separate as of a few years ago... for some reason

dansplaining (dan m), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 05:47 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I'm having a hard time expressing my thoughts on the Fire picking up Joel Lindpere from New York in exchange for an international roster spot. Dude's got a green card so he's exempt from international rules anyway. He's worth 200K of salary cap hit but he's easily one of the most consistently solid midfielders in the league. Only a club like RBNY would make a move like this, shit's bananas over there.

dansplaining (dan m), Saturday, 5 January 2013 00:31 (eleven years ago) link

Full 2013 Schedule announced today

dansplaining (dan m), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.wakingthered.com/2013/1/9/3854318/ryan-nelsen-toronto-fc-coach-storifyd

Ryan Nelsen is still a quality player too

Old Boy In Network (Michael B), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

that whole situation is so bizarre, he's the 8th coach since 2006

dansplaining (dan m), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

MLS/USLPro 3rd division/reserve league partnership announced. Huge.

every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 20:40 (eleven years ago) link

Nice! that's big news.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

Sounds like only 4 clubs doing it to start: KC, NE, DC, Philly.

every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

still a good start.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not really surprised the Fire haven't joined, they have their own PDL and USL Super-20 squads, and the PDL is all kids from the Academy already.

every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

I was at a league supporters summit this past weekend, much lulz were had on this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySbL1eB-EXg

he sounds almost apologetic...."we aint got no basketball team....we aint got no football team...."

Old Boy In Network (Michael B), Monday, 28 January 2013 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

A (brief) history of American players in Bundesliga - HERE

pandemic, Thursday, 31 January 2013 11:03 (eleven years ago) link

Sometimes I can't help but feel it's a shame some of those guys are knocking around the lower Bundesliga instead of being solid MLS players, but the money must be a lot better.

every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

lotsa talent leaving this window - brek shea, kei kamara, andy najar...

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

2 out of 3 ain't bad (totally unconvinced on Kamara)

Bummed about Brek, but he could do with not being the big fish for a while.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 1 February 2013 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

Fire have Pascal Chimbonda in camp.

every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Thursday, 14 February 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

Nigel Reo-Coker to Vancouver, eh?

every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Thursday, 21 February 2013 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

fan reaction to the dcu carlos ruiz pickup is, uh, muted

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 22 February 2013 05:16 (eleven years ago) link

Fuck Ruiz, were I a DCU fan I'd be pissed.

every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Friday, 22 February 2013 12:08 (eleven years ago) link

Quakes make Wondolowski a DP and give him a raise to $600k. Apparently in 2006 he made $28k with Houston.

every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

Kei Kamara bagged a goal for Norwich last Saturday. He looks like a good signing for them.

Old Boy In Network (Michael B), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

Yup, made big news (as big as MLS news gets, at least) over here.

every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 17:54 (eleven years ago) link

maybe should have xposted this to there's always a game on somewhere

shit's goin' international

http://www.mlssoccer.com/international-tv-listings

might actually be useful if anyone's feeling bored

every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Thursday, 28 February 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

http://supportersshield.org/

Take a moment and check out the revised supporters' shield trophy, something I had a (small) hand in putting together.

every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Thursday, 28 February 2013 22:40 (eleven years ago) link

I'm kind of ashamed whenever I see your name or good works, Dan. Actually going to games and doing stuff, and that. These days the rest of us can barely muster the energy to click on the Moneyball thread and snark.

The shield is beautiful, I hope you get a century of use out of it.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 28 February 2013 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

Aw shucks. I'm not half as involved as some folks. There is a definite sense of "what can we do if we work together?" going on among the clued-in fans of the league. From everything I've heard, the suits who run the show are astounded that we've set aside club rivalries to produce this new trophy. With the league being so young there's a real opportunity for fans to take ownership in a way not possible in the other leagues in this country and elsewhere. We've got some other stuff in the works that won't be as flashy but will, with any luck, help improve the environment for fans and supporters for a long time. I'm happy to be in on the ground floor.

every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Thursday, 28 February 2013 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

That's amazing Dan! Kudos to you and all involved.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 28 February 2013 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

Portland Timbers ‏@TimbersFC

Fans of Franz Ferdinand and goals will enjoy this Frederic Piquionne highlight compilation: http://bit.ly/YCW2ZF #RCTID

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 1 March 2013 00:12 (eleven years ago) link

"most covered leagues" is my personal favorite

Still ahead of Man Utd

Ismael Klata, Friday, 1 March 2013 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

Some friends are in LA for the Fire opener tomorrow. Tonight they went to Chivas v Columbus. This is 25 minutes before kickoff ;_;

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/529674_515890472149_1283129583_n.jpg

Oof. I enjoyed watching the first two games today. Missed our little league.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 3 March 2013 03:16 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah I will probably end up watching at least some of every game this weekend thanks to this Direct Kick free preview.

I wish I could have made it to the FC Dallas opening game but I'm working a show tonight. I'll have to catch it online later.

At $50 the MLS Live pass is a steal.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 3 March 2013 03:20 (eleven years ago) link

godddd get the goats out of LA

we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Sunday, 3 March 2013 03:36 (eleven years ago) link

I mean if our division 2 team can pull 7000 a night, blehhhh

we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Sunday, 3 March 2013 03:37 (eleven years ago) link

speaking of which, we lost a lot of our players from last year to the Minnesota stars and elsewhere in the NASL and we have subsequently signed a few dudes from eastern bloc countries, we could be secretly good or terrible next year

also, new kit to be revealed next week:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/541699_457261247664663_1179771522_n.jpg

we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Sunday, 3 March 2013 03:44 (eleven years ago) link

Style 7 sort of a combination of Arsenal + Pre-Quaker Fire

these are all under consideration apparently
lol at barca ripoff kit for style 3
style 4 is basically what we have now minus the toyota logo

we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Sunday, 3 March 2013 03:45 (eleven years ago) link

Setting the Table ‏@settingthetable

Shame Chivas USA hooliganism got so bad they have to play in a closed stadium...oh, wait. #MLS

That's brutal

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 3 March 2013 04:09 (eleven years ago) link

dc flat as hell tonight, really missed dero (and najar i guess). i realize houston are tough at home but riley and thorrington were massive duds. hard to feel good about the result :/

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Sunday, 3 March 2013 10:18 (eleven years ago) link

i stood in the rain and watched the sounders lose. it was a shit night. i decided not to drink or puff and that probably didn't help. persistent weed smell before the game and at halftime was kind of lol though.
none of the bloggers or commenters or twitterers have said it, but *i* missed montero last night.
yedlin, the 19 year old right back, was hugely impressive, especially considering it was his first professional game. i work with him mom and can't wait to talk to her about it

bertrim hapaz (anky), Sunday, 3 March 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

caught the second half of portland v ny last night. cracking game. valeri looks like quite the player. tim cahill not so much.

Old Boy In Network (Michael B), Monday, 4 March 2013 12:32 (eleven years ago) link

By all accounts POR-NY was one for the ages. I couldn't bear to watch it after the Fire got smoked, though.

it was super fun and i loved portland's tifo

bertrim hapaz (anky), Monday, 4 March 2013 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

Valeri's goal was a beaut (I am a very low-duty Timbers fan). Silvestre's defending... less so.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 4 March 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.section8chicago.com/images/stories/tifo_rise_3.jpg

slightly bummed the wind f'd up the banner at the top but this still looks good

the folks who made it did a time-lapse of the process too

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwWl_iRc94Q

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

btw the Fire are playing like str8 garbage thus far this year, hoping that when Friedrich and Pause return that things get sorted out

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

That's a serious banner! Kudos to all involved.

At least the Fire didn't lose to Chivas.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 11 March 2013 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

yet

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

I mean, like, I watched that game, your guys could at least string some passes together & scored a goal.

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

True. And expectations are low here; I think aiming to fight for a playoff spot is as high as it gets.

I thought the Fire had rounded into an intriguing team by the end of last year so this start is surprising. I haven't had a chance to watch this past weekend's game yet but I'd love to hear what you think the issues are with them.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 11 March 2013 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

Near as I can tell, and I'm no tactician, the rebuild of the midfield (3 new starters) that occurred over the offseason hasn't fully taken yet. They've also switched from a 4-2-3-1 to a flat 4-4-2 (at least, on paper) so there's growing pains there. Couple that with retirement (Pavel Pardo) or injuries (Friedrich/Pause) by some of the most important leaders on the squad, and it's been a ghastly start, especially in LA.

I am optimistic, still, that the JLs (Lindpere & Larentowicz) in central midfield can get in sync and that the defense can shore itself up. I am not optimistic that the players on the sharp end of the field will start finishing their chances -- they had 3 excellent looks in the first half on Saturday that all resolved in pretty pathetic fashion.

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

With regard to the formation I am not fully convinced that Patrick Nyarko, who is one of my favorite players, can thrive in a wide position in a 4-4-2. He really is better suited to a 5 man midfield.

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:20 (eleven years ago) link

gotcha. that'll give me something to watch when i get a chance to see the past game. thanks!

EZ Snappin, Monday, 11 March 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

anky r u alive this morning after that ccl game?

djimi traore with the blast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu2rX8fmp5U

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

insane goal. he got mocked mercilessly by everyone back in his liverpool days. he's got a CL medal though!

Old Boy In Network (Michael B), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

I watched nearly the whole game, it was quite good. Not at all a Seattle fan but I can't help but think Tigres deserved to lose after making 9 changes to their lineup compared to the first leg.

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

dan, did you make it into the guardian again? very cool.

bertrim hapaz (anky), Friday, 15 March 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

WOOOOOOOO amazing week just got even better:

Seattle Sounders FC has signed Nigerian striker Obafemi Martins, the club announced today. Per Major League Soccer and club policy, terms were not disclosed. He will occupy Seattle’s third and final Designated Player slot.

“This move is consistent with our promise to the fans.” said Majority Owner Joe Roth. “Our supporters are the best in Major League Soccer and deserve a team that competes each and every year. Obafemi is an electrifying talent who has international experience at the highest level."

could debut tomorrow

bertrim hapaz (anky), Friday, 15 March 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

This Montreal v. Toronto match has been entertaining in the first 30 minutes. Hate the artificial turf but otherwise good.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 16 March 2013 20:40 (eleven years ago) link

*nods at dan m from the bottom of table*

run (anky), Monday, 25 March 2013 03:37 (eleven years ago) link

Same old shit, creating a bunch of great chances but only finished one of them, gave up a soft goal and got caught out when pressing to get back in the game. There are some players that need to be benched but there are too many injuries to do it without making the situation even worse.

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Monday, 25 March 2013 12:54 (eleven years ago) link

That said I'm not in panic mode yet. There's a bye this week and they need to get Pause and especially Arne Friedrich back on the field and see how things improve.

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Monday, 25 March 2013 13:03 (eleven years ago) link

Fire are just really bad, lost a friendly to NASL MN Utd FC yesterday.

The league is doing a weekly free streaming game thing it seems: http://www.mlssoccer.com/news/article/2013/03/28/mls-stream-week-sporting-kansas-city-vs-montreal-impact

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Saturday, 30 March 2013 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

minny utd is actually p good tho, for a d2 team
they signed our best dudes from last year and they were already league champs
also their new unis are dope

30 percent off all gold everything at Trinidad James Avery (m bison), Saturday, 30 March 2013 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

Oh yeah, I know they're good, just that they're in preseason and the Fire could barely manage shots on goal. I suppose it's a matter of players trying hard to win spots on one side vs players just trying to stay in shape and not get injured on the other, but it still disappoints to see a lower level side get the win especially since the Fire's MLS record has been dogshit so far.

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Saturday, 30 March 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

yes
also min utd's new unis are dope

30 percent off all gold everything at Trinidad James Avery (m bison), Saturday, 30 March 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

whoah i had no idea that the stars had become MN UTD

the new logo is totally radical, and i for one welcome our new overlords

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Saturday, 30 March 2013 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

they're calling it DETHLOON

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Saturday, 30 March 2013 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

on about a 3 week rotation at the guardian now gu.com/p/3eqhp/tw

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Friday, 5 April 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

hopefully going to the MN UTD home opener tomorrow

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Friday, 5 April 2013 22:55 (eleven years ago) link

If you do go I know some cats you should meet. The supporters are pregaming at Nomad World Pub. xp

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Friday, 5 April 2013 22:59 (eleven years ago) link

gbx, i hope our squads make it to MLS in the fyooch

adult bash (m bison), Friday, 5 April 2013 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

4real

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Friday, 5 April 2013 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

kinda wish i could taunt u somehow w/this

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF152-Scorpy_the_Forest_Friend.gif

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Friday, 5 April 2013 23:24 (eleven years ago) link

NOT LAST PLACE ANYMORE

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Monday, 8 April 2013 00:59 (eleven years ago) link

woohoo!

I'm completely dumbstruck by FC Dallas atop the league. It's fools gold.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 8 April 2013 01:04 (eleven years ago) link

Breaking ankles. Good lordy.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

lol was unaware of the existence of Mn Utd until now, hoping this'll prove fertile soil one day

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

Was lolling at someone calling them "Minnchester United" just the other day.

Their shirts are going to be rad:

http://mnunitedfc.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Admiral-deal-610x461.jpg

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

Mn City blue, nice

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

lulz

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

Kevin Davies to TFC rumors? LOLZ

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1425403/mls-aims-announce-nyc-stadium-6-weeks?cc=5901

so, the queens team is still on. (i actually went to some meetings about the stadium project for my job a while ago, and then it seemed to die).

but it won't be the Cosmos:

"The Cosmos are a very storied brand steeped in the past," he said. "Pele is not playing for them anymore, and neither is Franz Beckenbauer."

mizzell, Friday, 26 April 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link

i hope it's called Corona FC and sponsored by Corona, then we can have the Corona Red Bull beverage derby

mizzell, Friday, 26 April 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link

have to say my favorite shirt is that of my new home town team Tulsa Athletics, playing in the new 4th tier https://pbs.twimg.com/media/AxkWDU5CIAA64La.jpg:large

also, the sponsor is a bar owned by a kid i went to high scool with.

mizzell, Friday, 26 April 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link

lmao cosmos

trey songz, m.d. - "it's dr. heal-your-girl" (m bison), Friday, 26 April 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link

This made me cry:
http://deadspin.com/timbers-play-make-a-wish-game-kid-with-cancer-scores-w-486460940

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 21:59 (ten years ago) link

Yup, this stupid league occasionally gets it right (usually when being dragged along by its fans).

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Thursday, 2 May 2013 00:37 (ten years ago) link

Dunno if it works outside of N. America but MLS Live is free this weekend: http://www.mlssoccer.com/news/article/2013/05/09/mls-live-free-trial-watch-7-mls-matches-weekend

Hey gbx if u go to MNFC games this is the guy u need to meet: http://www.citypages.com/2013-05-15/news/dark-cloud-embedded-with-minnesota-s-misfit-fans/

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 17:38 (ten years ago) link

FIRE? morlike DIRE! lololololsigh

Seattle-Dallas putting on a good show

New York City FC

Brakhage, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link

xposted from the offseason rumors thread:

I mean NYC already has one horrendous corporate branded team that can't fill its 200 million dollar stadium... I know! Let's bring in oil $ and the fucking Yankees.

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Tuesday, May 21, 2013 10:29 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link

cool another team to automatically hate

one if by lamp, two if by deeznuts (m bison), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link

Kinda hating the league itself over this one too tbh

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:17 (ten years ago) link

why so? cos of yankees/MC bastard hybrid or...

one if by lamp, two if by deeznuts (m bison), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:31 (ten years ago) link

btw is there any truth to carlos slim buying chivas and selling them to mls to be moved or dismantled or something?

one if by lamp, two if by deeznuts (m bison), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:32 (ten years ago) link

This is a lot of it: http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/soccerusa/id/2441?cc=5901

Also one of the hard & fast entry requirements for the last, I don't know, 4-5 expansion clubs has been "have your own stadium" and NYCFC doesn't have a stadium at all, nor a deal in place to build one, or land, or anything. There's a very palpable sense that the league is pushing everything aside for that $100mil because each investment group (including, allegedly, those from clubs like Tampa that haven't existed in 10 years) gets a cut of the dough.

I've heard about the Slim/Chivas rumors, but that's based around the prospect of him buying Real Chivas and just discarding/selling Chivas USA. They sure as shit are doing terribly as-is, so I could see something happening. Lots of rumors of the league moving them to FL but they've already failed there once...

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 18:09 (ten years ago) link

Additionally I unfollowed @MLS on Twitter because of their NYCFC spamming. It's a shitshow and really has made me think whether there aren't 15-16 teams in the league that are just sort of "there" to the league.

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 18:10 (ten years ago) link

dang, fuuuucked up

one if by lamp, two if by deeznuts (m bison), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 23:37 (ten years ago) link

Reports are saying Robbie Rogers to sign with the Galaxy and Mike Magee is going to the Fire in return. Any thoughts, Dan?

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 25 May 2013 03:32 (ten years ago) link

I think in the end it's a win for the Fire, having traded Oduro for Dilly Duka and Rogers' rights, which has now been played into Magee. Magee is a local guy, in the prime of his career, but he's a hard worker more than an outright scorer, which is what the Fire desperately need. I guess I'm glad Rogers will get to play again on his own terms. If Duka turned out to be worth a shit it'd be even better, but he hasn't shown a whole lot so far.

None of this changes the fact that in the first 1/3 of the season the Fire have 6 goals and that's what everyone is still talking about. They pissed away time doing this (and the Soumare deal) but none of those points dropped in 1-0 losses to crappy teams are going to come back as a result. :/

Also Soumare coming in means Arne Friedrich is likely to retire, it's just a matter of time.

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Saturday, 25 May 2013 12:25 (ten years ago) link

Also LA fans are piiiiisssed about this, which does give me a twinge of pleasure. Magee was, if not their big offensive performer (although he has I think 7 goals this year, 3 of which were against the Fire) one of the club's most popular players. They put him in goal once, for fuck's sake.

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Saturday, 25 May 2013 12:28 (ten years ago) link

*he was one of the club's most popular players

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Saturday, 25 May 2013 12:29 (ten years ago) link

I'm really surprised you got a player and not a pick or two or a slot for an overseas player. I did not think the Galaxy liked Rogers enough to give up a legit asset, but I guess they feel he'll bring them enough on and off the field to make the sacrifice worth it. Magee should help make the rest of the season a bit more productive, and 11 points out of playoff position is recoverable this early on.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 25 May 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link

Sounds like Rogers got a good reception last night?

хуто-хуторянка (ShariVari), Monday, 27 May 2013 09:18 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

they are so bad, can't believe olsen hasn't been fired

Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link

mike magee kickin' ass for the fire btw, scored in each of his first 4 games so far (2 league and 2 open cup)

Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link

they are so bad, can't believe olsen hasn't been fired

i have a feeling it's gonna be him (eventually anyway) and not dave kasper, which still won't address the real issues (cf the post's ugly rundown of their foreign signings since 2004)

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:39 (ten years ago) link

a list, it should be noted, that doesn't include lionard pajoy

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Well, that writing is terrible for one thing.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link

Yeah but writing aside the league's actions are the real problem.

Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 15:18 (ten years ago) link

You think I'm going to disagree with that? :) The league's actions have always been the problem!

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link

Dragging my ass out to Frisco tonight to see FC Dallas take on Real Salt Lake. Only supposed to be 94º at the 8pm kickoff so the scarves will have some practical use.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 13 July 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGd34TYOndc

k3vin k., Monday, 29 July 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link

fuck that guy

Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Monday, 29 July 2013 15:36 (ten years ago) link

tbqh i think that article is serious horseshit

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link

or at least it's positing something single-entity about "american soccer fans" that's laughably absurd to anyone with the slightest level of exposure to mls/usmnt fan culture

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link

anything with that many Lalas quotes is going to have a high horseshit factor

but I do think, at least based on my experience, there is an underlying truth to the self-loathing portion, maybe more "overly-realistic pessimism" than self-loathing

Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link

<q>there is an underlying truth to the self-loathing portion, maybe more "overly-realistic pessimism" than self-loathing </q>

absolutely, although you could say the same thing about supporters of the england or mexico national teams (or arsenal, or inter, or liverpool, etc) right now - it's neither unique nor particularly acute among americans imo

as far as NYCFC goes i had the same kneejerk reaction as everybody, but it's hard to argue that it isn't a necessary force for the overall quality and competitiveness of the league (which directly implies developing domestic talent at a higher level)

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 18:14 (ten years ago) link

there is some real acute angst though, just look at this guy:

https://twitter.com/soccerreform

the entire concept of NYCFC irks me, 100% about money for the league owners/investors, dubious increase in quality or anything else (imo)

Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link

Reports saying the Crew were sold for $68 million (incl $30 mil for the stadium). Daaang.

Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 21:07 (ten years ago) link

I'm used to NBA dollars, is that high or low?

what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link

https://twitter.com/grahamruthven/status/362680959855898624

i like that dudes on twitter are actually asking this question

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link

$68m is a record for an mls franchise and represents a pretty significant valuation for bigger markets - the owners of philly/vancouver/seattle/portland/montreal all paid in the $30-40m range to join the league within the last five years

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link

Yeah the fact that they got that much in a 10+ year old stadium is kind of amazing, although on balance the $100mil that NYCFC paid for their franchise alone is another thing altogether.

Joek on twitter about the price just now: "Probably less b/c that tin can stadium would get hefty payout if it was recycled in Michigan"

Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link

i still have not gone to a scorpions fc game this season. the stadium is supposed to be dope tho.

what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link

There's a lot of people in Chicago wishing our owner would sell. :/

Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 21:23 (ten years ago) link

Dempsey to SEA

lol at EJ quote

Brakhage, Friday, 2 August 2013 23:53 (ten years ago) link

As I said in the main offseason thread, it will be great when he gets pawned off to the Fire in a year or so a la Ljungberg and Fernandez.

Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Saturday, 3 August 2013 05:01 (ten years ago) link

24 teams by 2020. Speculation on best bets is that Orlando (current USL-Pro team), Miami (Beckham), Atlanta (Falcons owner), Minny (Vikings owner), and San Antonio (Scorpions) are at the top of the heap.

what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Saturday, 3 August 2013 13:19 (ten years ago) link

must read by Wahl on the Dempsey xfer: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/soccer/news/20130805/clint-dempsey-seattle-sounders-mls/

lotsa people, including long-tenured MLS writers, raising srs questions on how this went down

Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Monday, 5 August 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link

it's pretty crazy and rather weird, to say the least. Nice piece from Wahl.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 5 August 2013 19:36 (ten years ago) link

Understood none of that, but wow at salary

:D@u!w/u (darraghmac), Monday, 5 August 2013 19:46 (ten years ago) link

the league rules make it completely confusing but here's the important part:

A source connected to Seattle with detailed knowledge of the deal said Seattle's owners are paying Dempsey's $24 million in salary (at least the lion's share above the normal $368,750 covered by the league), but the league is covering the $9 million transfer fee. (A league official disputed that characterization without providing details.)

so in effect the league will pay xfer fees for players going to clubs that it deems worthy/in the league's best interest, but the mechanisms by which this happens are very very very vague, leading to many to claim they're making it up as they go & won't do the same for all clubs

Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Monday, 5 August 2013 20:02 (ten years ago) link

this guy kinda sums it up http://bigquestionshow.com/2013/08/05/here-is-the-big-hole-in-the-mls-rules-that-dempseys-transfer-has-uncovered/

also Steven Goff (highly respected Washington Post soccer writer) has been tweeting extensively on it: https://twitter.com/SoccerInsider

Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Monday, 5 August 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link

Ok. I picked that up alright but didnt know how unusual that was in the context of the franchise setup.

:D@u!w/u (darraghmac), Monday, 5 August 2013 20:05 (ten years ago) link

a USMNT player that wasn’t a big-money, TV-needle-moving type like Jozy Altidore or Michael Bradley

these guys must be 3 and 4 after landon and clint no?

mizzell, Monday, 5 August 2013 20:06 (ten years ago) link

xp it's not illegal or anything, they're fully within their rights to do it... but it also has made people start making comparisons to WWE

another take on basically the same thing: http://deadspin.com/how-mls-made-sure-clint-dempsey-landed-in-seattle-1030615076

would think howard would be a big score as a returning player, seen a lot of rumors about jermaine jones as well. jozy & baby bradley would definitely make waves

Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Monday, 5 August 2013 20:08 (ten years ago) link

joz and bradley would be bigger gets imo simply because they are younger.
i like the mls as wild west no rules kinda place run by one guy. it kinda fits into its current place in history as a still somewhat fledgling league, about to take off

mizzell, Monday, 5 August 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link

RSL coach Jason Kreis on the Dempsey transfer drama

I think its a little suspect as to how the player was brought back, and I think its a little bit suspect that the league is helping one individual club in our league without giving any other clubs compensation

Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 17:44 (ten years ago) link

Oh hey Fire rolled over in the Open Cup semis tonight, no big deal, just sucking up the place horribly against a team they'd beaten 6-1 over two previous games in the league.

Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Thursday, 8 August 2013 04:28 (ten years ago) link

at least united's been playing a million times better since silva and doyle came onboard

on the bright side now i get to decide whether i want to go to the finals in...utah?

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 8 August 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link

I'm going to refrain from posting offensive things about your mother and just say yes, you should go. Win or lose, you'll not regret being there.

Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Thursday, 8 August 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link

look dan we just don't stand for this kind of behavior in the city beautiful

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 12 August 2013 21:47 (ten years ago) link

brilliance here imo

http://www.bigsoccer.com/soccer/bill-archer/2013/08/08/what-the-deuce/

D@v3 M. (dan m), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link

robbie bags a hat trick

Old Boy In Network (Michael B), Sunday, 18 August 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link

pro tip for anyone in corporate communications: don't do that

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 22 August 2013 21:58 (ten years ago) link

like, irrespective of whether it's ignorant of soccer culture or not - the first thing i ever learned during my mercifully brief time in PR was "don't become the story"

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 22 August 2013 22:00 (ten years ago) link

shit's been on deadspin, the trib, sun-times, all over the f'n place, can't believe the dude still has his job. the ppl I know that work for the club say he's more or less just a mouthpiece for the owner at this point, falling on his sword for the man.

D@v3 M. (dan m), Friday, 23 August 2013 04:19 (ten years ago) link

holy hell that was fun! 3rd highest attendance of the weekend(after manu, munich), http://twitter.com/blueeyedbuddha/status/371875290575691778/photo/1 , yedlin just ON his game, ej, lost my voice. so fucking cool to FILL an nfl stadium

mrboj (anky), Monday, 26 August 2013 07:12 (ten years ago) link

HASHTAS SIXTYSEVENTHOUSAND

D@v3 M. (dan m), Monday, 26 August 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link

*HASHTAG

D@v3 M. (dan m), Monday, 26 August 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link

*parity

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18y5vpz3ujdcwjpg/ku-bigpic.jpg

D@v3 M. (dan m), Monday, 26 August 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link

haha!

mizzell, Monday, 26 August 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link

This was on live here in the middle of the night - I recorded and watched up to the 89th minute, when my recording cut out. It was really pretty good all round. They should just turn the crowd noise right up imo & leave the commentators struggling to be heard.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 26 August 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link

I stayed up and watched for the hell of it, thought most of the match slightly dull and all games on turf have a bouncy-ball feel that never seems settled. I LOVED Lalas calling out Fire ownership in the halftime show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sclx_F_ED5E

D@v3 M. (dan m), Monday, 26 August 2013 20:53 (ten years ago) link

http://levyllc.com/cascadia-dreams/

mrboj (anky), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 04:57 (ten years ago) link

I watched and thought it was a pretty dreadful game of football. Timbers are toothless away from home. Having said that it was much less boring than the only other game I watched this weekend in the EPL...

Cool to see such a crowd in north america for a soccer game, and so close by to where I am, need to go down sometime.

tell it to my arse (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 05:20 (ten years ago) link

segares

anky, Sunday, 8 September 2013 04:27 (ten years ago) link

Dude had such a good game is what makes it so sad. His constant trolling of Rosales was lol.

Starting to really think there is too much internal drama with the Fire for them to be as good as they could be. Soumare went after a club staffer on Twitter after the staffer posted something about the handball.

D@v3 M. (dan m), Sunday, 8 September 2013 20:11 (ten years ago) link

will this work
http://www.soccercommercials.com/pictures/Eight.gif

anky, Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:01 (ten years ago) link

absent relegation we need a loser's trophy. pass it back and forth between supporters groups. make it heavy and ugly so they can't wait to get rid of it. picture toronto fans watching this chivas dc game RAPT

anky, Monday, 9 September 2013 02:25 (ten years ago) link

Fans do the Supporters Shield, no reason there couldn't be a wooden spoon if ppl are willing to make it happen. Naming it would be fun.

D@v3 M. (dan m), Monday, 9 September 2013 02:44 (ten years ago) link

i love it. it'd be apt if it were like, a weird broken grill you have to lug around to every tailgate or something

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 9 September 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

congrats govern yourself accordingly! hope you decided to make the trip, can't imagine what that must have been like for the DC supporters in attendance.

dan m, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 13:21 (ten years ago) link

thanks! i couldn't go due to a crazy work project. i live in new york now and don't make it to many games, and missing this one really hurt. a ton of people made the trip though, including some district ultras guys who apparently DROVE from dc. i had to work late anyway, so i found a bar in midtown and made a fool of myself.

the win obviously doesn't accurately reflect how bad we've been this year, but we're a much different team with thorrington and neal healthy. they were an obvious nuisance for RSL to defend in the first half and it paid off. super happy this season didn't turn out to be a lost one after all.

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link

This sums up the tournament rather well imo: http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/76533/we-went-there-the-100th-u-s-open-cup-final

dan m, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link

Good article on the Fire's MVP this year http://soccer.si.com/2013/10/05/mike-magee-mvp-candidate-chicago-fire-mls/3/

dan m, Monday, 7 October 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link

http://www.sportsclubstats.com/USA/MLS.html

anky, Thursday, 10 October 2013 07:28 (ten years ago) link

i believe that i am ready now for the sigi schmidt era to be over here in SEA. not this moment, but at the end of the season, regardless of what happens. i don't hate him (would rub that magic belly for luck if i could) but at some point it's best to move on, no matter the level of success. i think players tune out over time, hearing the same patterns, same admonitions, same rhetoric. imagine having the same lead instructor for even a year of college. no way you wouldn't tune him out on some level.

anky, Thursday, 10 October 2013 22:33 (ten years ago) link

still need to say SIGI OUT in fine ilf tradition though right?

anky, Thursday, 10 October 2013 22:34 (ten years ago) link

I have no idea what has happened the last few games. The defense was a sieve at home against Vancouver last night. It's such a weird collapse.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 10 October 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link

Sigi seems to be slightly hamstrung by the "big club" noise around him in Seattle. When he was at Cbus he was lord & master of that team, had absolute power to bring in his own players and build the way he wanted. I don't think that's quite the case in the PNW.

And, at any rate, fuck 'em.

dan m, Friday, 11 October 2013 11:43 (ten years ago) link

For all the hype it was kind of a dull match last night between PDX and SEA. Liked Alonso finally getting caught for being a dirty player, seems like that should have happened a long time ago. Couldn't understand Sigi's strategy at all, anky u must be upset.

And then there's this:

WINTER BREAK
Major League Soccer is inching closer to adopting a European-like schedule that could be implemented by the start of the 2014 season.

The plan, which has the full support of FIFA, the sport’s governing body, would have the MLS season begin play in either late July or early August and include a six- to eight-week winter break. The championship would either be played in late May or early June. The MLS season currently begins in March and runs until the championship match in the first week of December.

MLS Commissioner Don Garber has been considering adopting the calendar used in Europe for several years but talks have intensified in recent weeks, according to a league source. The move would also placate FIFA president Sepp Blatter, who has been an outspoken — and often unfair — critic of the country’s fastest growing professional league.

“It would be better for U.S. soccer, and specifically also for the (United States)national team,” Blatter once said. “And the popularity inside the country.”

Most European domestic leagues begin in late August and end in early May. A winter break is necessary for the MLS since it has franchises in several cites — including Chicago and Toronto — where playing matches in December and March is a risky proposition.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/soccer/isola-futbol-monday-bad-sign-real-madrid-bale-article-1.1484559#ixzz2hi598Co0

dan m, Monday, 14 October 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link

Going to be an insane final week. http://www.mlssoccer.com/news/article/2013/10/21/playoff-shield-scenarios-heading-final-week-2013-regular-season

dan m, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 15:05 (ten years ago) link

Sounders were lucky to win vs Crapids last night imho. Looking forward to tonight's game. So relaxing to watch w/ no team in it.

FRANK YALLOP announced as new Fire head coach this morning btw.

dan m, Thursday, 31 October 2013 15:46 (ten years ago) link

that portland/seattle game is gonna be something, huh

dcu declined their 2014 option on de rosario, which isn't totally surprising (at roughly $700k iirc) - still i'm kinda getting resigned to the fact that they're not spending money until the stadium gets built

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link

Pathetic crowd at Houston for this playoff.

dan m, Sunday, 3 November 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link

Houston's comeback surprised me.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 3 November 2013 23:04 (ten years ago) link

very good article despite being from buzzfeed

http://www.buzzfeed.com/djpeisner/the-low-budget-high-pressure-life-of-an-mls-rookie

dan m, Monday, 4 November 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np1JCxG_xvA

dan m, Monday, 25 November 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link

fffffffffff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np1JCxG_xvA

dan m, Monday, 25 November 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link

Fuck a Kansas City whichever state it's in, but that was a pretty entertaining final.

dan m, Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:47 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

defoe is not the usual prem burnout that flees to the mls. his goal today is testament to that.

subaltern 8 (Michael B), Sunday, 12 January 2014 00:06 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...
two weeks pass...

Watching janky preseason streams, good stuff.

Got a Tottenham lad making a case for a loan to the Fires this year.

dan m, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 00:44 (ten years ago) link

Julio Cesar signs for Toronto FC

starting to worry about this TFC rebuilding campaign, I knew once they hired Tim Leiweke it'd be on

dan m, Friday, 14 February 2014 16:17 (ten years ago) link

i'm ready

ronald jerfman (anky), Thursday, 27 February 2014 01:00 (ten years ago) link

so are they: ‏@StumptownFooty · 9m As the VAN/SJ line-ups are announced there are a small group of fans on hand to boo Steven Lenhart

ronald jerfman (anky), Thursday, 27 February 2014 01:00 (ten years ago) link

small group of fans otm

dan m, Thursday, 27 February 2014 20:40 (ten years ago) link

https://twitter.com/BlackArmy1850/status/439435612093837312/photo/1

good luck guys

dan m, Friday, 28 February 2014 21:57 (ten years ago) link

Lol Chad Barrett winning the game for Seattle

DC looks almost as bad as they were last year

dan m, Sunday, 9 March 2014 01:33 (ten years ago) link

two hours in the rain, all made good by...chad barrett.
excited about okoli. yedlin is picking up where he left off. dempsey even had some nice moments
all my fellow sounder fans are all "lol we always do kc like this in stoppage" and i keep thinking yeah but aren't you forgetting the shootout heartbreak of the usoc final? that was way worse
i don't think i've been to a sporting event quite that rainy. fucking miserable. i still feel like crap bcz of it.
the tifo was so wet and heavy they barely were able to unfurl it

small boobs wife (anky), Sunday, 9 March 2014 19:54 (ten years ago) link

what else happened? lots of goals. NE & DC got rolled. philly looked better than i expected.

small boobs wife (anky), Sunday, 9 March 2014 19:56 (ten years ago) link

Fire fought back from 2-0 down to tie things up with Chivas and then shit the bed with 2 minutes left.

Chicago's gonna be dire this year once again, I'm afraid. Hope I'm wrong. There's enough of a youth movement on that it could pay off, but who tf knows in this league.

That said, I'm going to the match in Portland on Sunday. Pretty stoked for a fun trip even tho we're likely gonna get owned.

dan m, Thursday, 13 March 2014 16:48 (ten years ago) link

he's sharp this defoe lad

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 March 2014 23:02 (ten years ago) link

my favorite bit of that game
http://cdn2.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/CLINT-DEMPSEY-NUTSHOT.gif

mizzell, Monday, 17 March 2014 14:54 (ten years ago) link

CLINT-DEMPSEY-NUTSHOT.gif

mizzell, Monday, 17 March 2014 14:58 (ten years ago) link

fact

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Monday, 17 March 2014 15:00 (ten years ago) link

must read article regarding the referee lockout and the wider unfair labor practices perpetrated by the people who run the league

http://www.ussoccerplayers.com/2014/03/happening-referees-important.html

dan m, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 18:26 (ten years ago) link

i'm shocked that a league with a $35k minimum salary has shitty labor relations

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Saturday, 22 March 2014 00:41 (ten years ago) link

http://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/article/2014/03/25/bob-kraft-worst-owner-new-england-revolution/

shots fired (get it?)

dan m, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 14:49 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

salaries are out http://t.co/rPHDEpdLgt

dan m, Thursday, 10 April 2014 16:14 (ten years ago) link

http://havethetimberswonamatchyet.com/

stuff n buff (anky), Sunday, 13 April 2014 04:59 (ten years ago) link

Atlanta 2017 huh

dan m, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 21:46 (ten years ago) link

I guess so
Orlando makes enough sense but the rest are feeling forced. and this one's another turf stadium, what shit.

stuff n buff (anky), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 23:00 (ten years ago) link

I was under the impression down south they couldnt give a flying one about soccer

everyday sheeple (Michael B), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 23:13 (ten years ago) link

New York Cosmos (7): 6859
San Antonio Scorpions (7): 6763
Carolina Railhawks (7): 4708
Atlanta Silverbacks (7): 4364
Fort Lauderdale Strikers (7): 4224
Tampa Bay Rowdies (7): 4051
Minnesota United FC (7): 3679
FC Edmonton (7): 2760

avg attendance fall 2013 NASL

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 17 April 2014 02:40 (ten years ago) link

go scorpions

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 17 April 2014 02:40 (ten years ago) link

btw we have a real grass SSS that can be expanded to 18000+ fuck atlanta and their football stadium

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 17 April 2014 02:41 (ten years ago) link

I've heard Atlanta isn't gonna be the silverbacks.

And I think the prevailing wisdom is the south is shaky ground for soccer. MLS has already failed in Florida before, and the growing expansion fees are starting to be compared to the growth of the original NASL. But, if you've got established rich ppl tossing down money, as an existing league investor-operator (which is what all the "owners" really are)... Gotta be hard to say no to lining your pockets.

dan m, Thursday, 17 April 2014 02:57 (ten years ago) link

Btw Indy Eleven had 11k plus for their first match and have 7k season ticket holders, they're potentially going to be huge in NASL. I have two friends in the front office and with Peter Wilt at the helm there's not really a limit what they could become.

dan m, Thursday, 17 April 2014 03:00 (ten years ago) link

nasl getting some legit action now

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 17 April 2014 03:02 (ten years ago) link

Also NYCFC are gonna be playing at Yankee stadium which IMO is bigger bullshit than a 70-80k football stadium.

dan m, Thursday, 17 April 2014 03:03 (ten years ago) link

hahaha fuck the yankees forever

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 17 April 2014 03:08 (ten years ago) link

also im starting to realize the thing i like most abt sports is hating other places

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 17 April 2014 03:09 (ten years ago) link

p much what it's all about yeah

I mean, seconds after the Atlanta announcement, some dippy Crew blog posted this & it went viral

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlWwP2GCEAI01PP.jpg

dan m, Thursday, 17 April 2014 03:16 (ten years ago) link

yankees stadium is some bullsh
indy and SA seem to me from the outside so much more organic, but i don't trust nasl not to f it up.

stuff n buff (anky), Thursday, 17 April 2014 04:30 (ten years ago) link

sa tryina get into mls tho

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 17 April 2014 10:27 (ten years ago) link

MPLS is considered the front runner for the last slot I think

gbx, Thursday, 17 April 2014 13:19 (ten years ago) link

http://soccer.si.com/2014/04/16/mls-expansion-criteria-atlanta/

Very roughly estimated, the combined contributions of NYCFC, Miami, Orlando and Atlanta come to a total somewhere near $280 million. Each MLS club will pocket some $14 million.

dan m, Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:10 (ten years ago) link

xp
yeah but fuck that shit, i need some real ass teams when the spurs are in the offseason

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 18 April 2014 01:10 (ten years ago) link

http://www.sportsbusinessdaily.com/Journal/Issues/2014/05/12/Media/MLS-TV.aspx

New TV deal, $75 mil/year, all streaming moves to ESPN/Fox platforms. End of Direct Kick, possibly?

dan m, Monday, 12 May 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link

http://www.sportsbusinessdaily.com/Journal/Issues/2014/05/12/Media/ESPN-MLS-out-of-market.aspx

ESPN dealing with the streaming side of things, thankfully

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 12 May 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link

(out of market, that is)

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 12 May 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link

If they lock it to Watch ESPN I'm done. Not getting tv to follow the games. Happy with the online pass as it is.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 12 May 2014 20:12 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Howie ‏@Howie_OT 3m

36 year-old Lampard passing to 33 year-old David Villa in a baseball stadium will exorcise the NASL demons from MLS once and for all.

dan m, Monday, 2 June 2014 14:51 (nine years ago) link

new nycfc sg, can't tell if srs but still laughing

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10433902_10200864844662262_8823603754387136065_n.jpg

dan m, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 14:15 (nine years ago) link

hahaha

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 23:08 (nine years ago) link

i hope nycfc sucks as much as the knicks do

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 23:09 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

ugh fuck the fire so much

dan m, Thursday, 14 August 2014 17:16 (nine years ago) link

years of non-investment, purposeful agitation of fans, and general mismanagement are sinking the club, it's so fucking frustrating, I almost wish there was relegation here to permanently fuck over the idiots who are in charge

dan m, Thursday, 14 August 2014 18:05 (nine years ago) link

don't know anything about the Fire other than the Sounders-Fire cup game I saw last night but that was brutal

anonanon, Thursday, 14 August 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link

that was just the latest straw

dan m, Thursday, 14 August 2014 18:16 (nine years ago) link

Lalas just said New England are getting Jermaine Jones

anonanon, Sunday, 24 August 2014 22:10 (nine years ago) link

Revs announced it on twitter.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 24 August 2014 22:15 (nine years ago) link

Somebody sent me email about JJJ deal gone astray a few days ago.

Dear Ultraviolet Catastrophe Waitress (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 24 August 2014 22:36 (nine years ago) link

Okay, I see

Dear Ultraviolet Catastrophe Waitress (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 24 August 2014 23:37 (nine years ago) link

All reports indicate the league decided this by flipping a coin

dan m, Monday, 25 August 2014 12:58 (nine years ago) link

god i love mls

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 25 August 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link

on a serious note it really sucks that this of all seasons is the year it's been mostly impossible for me to go to dcu games - they've been incredible (and there's something deeply funny about eddie johnson sort of being a liability to that)

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 25 August 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link

yeah they got chris rolfe from chicago and he's been his same old self again, must have just needed a change of scenery (I heard he wanted out pretty badly + the fire wanted to dump salary)

kudos to dc for sticking with ben olsen long enough for his plan to come together, it's too bad the fire didn't keep frank klopas around long enough for him to get there

dan m, Monday, 25 August 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link

rolfe broke his arm, probably out for a month or so :(

(or maybe he can use the cast as a weapon a la "cowboy" bob orton)

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 4 September 2014 14:14 (nine years ago) link

dang, that sucks, but that's the other side of rolfe -- he's good for at least one month+ injury break every year

dan m, Thursday, 4 September 2014 16:38 (nine years ago) link

haha:
During pregame tifo setup, the capos on the stand started jawing at the New York players as is the norm for any team coming through the tunnel. One of the capos started calling Thierry Henry "Captain Handball", and he and Henry "chirped back and forth for like a minute" according to the capo. Apparently Petke came back up the tunnel and started screaming "Hey! Hey! F**K YOU!" while pointing at the capo. Petke continued his tantrum by saying "You're all scumbags! You'll never amount to anything!" before going back down the tunnel to the locker rooms.

houston nutt (anky), Monday, 15 September 2014 03:20 (nine years ago) link

lol petke

the comments on that post imply that petke might have been pissed off about the water on the field - i was watching the game saturday and it was hard for me not to think of that 2012 playoff game against dc, when nyrb famously did the bare minimum to get the snow cleared off the field before kickoff. if they don't get angrier about field conditions than every other mls team combined, they certainly don't do anything to dispel that reputation.

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 15 September 2014 06:27 (nine years ago) link

usoc woo btw

houston nutt (anky), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 07:00 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxtADcFIIAE_Vys.png

houston nutt (anky), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 07:01 (nine years ago) link

3 former Fire players in that Seattle lineup u_u

dan m, Thursday, 18 September 2014 20:24 (nine years ago) link

David Villa on $60k lol

http://www.mlsplayers.org/images/September%2015%202014%20Salary%20Information%20-%20Alphabetical.pdf

Also Chivas USA suspends operations for 2015-2016 ;_;

dan m, Monday, 29 September 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link

Say whaaaaat

owe me the shmoney (m bison), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 01:30 (nine years ago) link

http://www.si.com/soccer/planet-futbol/2014/10/01/thierry-henry-new-york-red-bulls-mls-premier-league-uefa-concussions

interesting talk here too: henry is not re-signing and red bull is not sticking with their team/stadium long-term

dan m, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 18:50 (nine years ago) link

they really needed this

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i/?img=/photo/2014/1008/soc_newcrewlogo_600x600.jpg&w=738&site=espnfc

mizzell, Thursday, 9 October 2014 13:58 (nine years ago) link

so much better!

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 9 October 2014 14:29 (nine years ago) link

Dear Members and Loyal Supporters:

The D.C. United Front Office has unilaterally decided to only allocate 200 tickets in the 100 Sections to La Barra Brava for the 2014 Playoffs.

This is a significant change from past years where we sold tickets across Sections 135, 136, 137, and 138 into the 200's and even the 300s. For comparison purposes we sold in excess of 800 tickets for the 2012 Playoffs and regularly sell more than 200 tickets for regular season matches.
Sections 137 and 138 will no longer be Supporter Sections for the 2014 Playoffs.

welp this'll end well

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 17 October 2014 17:17 (nine years ago) link

Eeesh. Although, and I fully accept I could be wrong about this, but doesn't Barra Brava resell tickets at a markup? Or only to people who purchase a membership in the group? I know I've heard some members of other DCU groups complain about that practice.

dan m, Friday, 17 October 2014 17:22 (nine years ago) link

face value for those tickets is $35. barra's single-game prices are $26 members/$31 guests/$35 non-members, vs $30/$35 day of game for screaming eagles (eagles prices may be lower now too - iirc those prices reflect the recent ticket price adjustments)

barra isn't exactly the most, er, transparent SG you're ever going to find, but i was a member when i lived in dc, and i never felt like it was overly shady or anything. somebody pointed out that the barra overflow sections are not currently on sale on ticketmaster as single tickets, so there may be more to this story. (barra's official speculation is that "the Front Office believes that their actions will encourage members to purchase season tickets next year")

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 17 October 2014 17:43 (nine years ago) link

http://myemail.constantcontact.com/Playoff-Tickets-On-Sale-Now---Only-200-Tickets-Available---Must-Read-Announcement.html?soid=1104748327734&aid=GoZe1rBPayk

this is the full announcement btw

should also point out that i've necessarily been out of the loop the last couple seasons, so there very well could be something shady happening here - nonetheless this seems like a weird way to stage-manage it

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 17 October 2014 17:50 (nine years ago) link

'sup shield!

alomar lines (anky), Sunday, 26 October 2014 05:30 (nine years ago) link

so fun and lolsome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b8xdaNDXek

alomar lines (anky), Sunday, 26 October 2014 05:33 (nine years ago) link

RIP Chivas USA

mizzell, Monday, 27 October 2014 18:02 (nine years ago) link

so, Bradley Wright-Phillips then?

everyday sheeple (Michael B), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 01:14 (nine years ago) link

He has worked out better than Luke Rodgers.

dan m, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link

hmm http://twitter.com/AaronQ13Fox/status/526962202096697344/photo/1

alomar lines (anky), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 05:42 (nine years ago) link

LOL LAFC ownership

http://partners.lafc.com/#Leadership

includes Vincent Tan, Magic Johnson, Mia Hamm, and like 19 other people

dan m, Thursday, 30 October 2014 17:38 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1eVzgMCEAAvCey.jpg

terrible game yesterday, but lmao @ whoever brought the nycfc season ticket banner

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 3 November 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link

heh heh heh

dan m, Monday, 3 November 2014 21:47 (nine years ago) link

I haven't been paying too close attention to the playoffs myself, Fire missing out for the 4th out of 5 years has taken care of that. I actually hope DC does well because if they can turn things around that quickly maybe there's hope for Chicago too.

dan m, Monday, 3 November 2014 21:48 (nine years ago) link

http://www.howlermagazine.com/stinger-san-antonio-subversive-mascot-globalization/

I loled

dan m, Thursday, 6 November 2014 19:04 (nine years ago) link

I saw Adrian hanauer (sounders gm) speak at this little event today. biggest note: he was very clear that MLS won't be a top league in 10 years time. We know that, but officials don't usually say it, sticking to garber's line or whatever about 2022. hanauer said, "in a generation, maybe, maybe, we'll be a top 4 league." more realistic than garber

alomar lines (anky), Friday, 7 November 2014 00:29 (nine years ago) link

imo they ought to be worrying about passing liga mx in quality/popularity before even talking about "top" status

dan m, Friday, 7 November 2014 20:45 (nine years ago) link

For some reason this reminded me: Do you guys know who T3d W3st3rv3lt is by any chance?

dan m, Friday, 7 November 2014 20:46 (nine years ago) link

I know the name.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 7 November 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link

huh, coincidentally this comes out, pretty good https://sports.vice.com/article/puppet-killer-one-mans-controversial-twitter-quest-to-save-american-soccer

dan m, Sunday, 16 November 2014 23:16 (nine years ago) link

http://soccergods.com/2014/11/19/mls-salaries-low-cba-negotiations/

If we look at the Daily Mail’s data on average attendance in the world’s major soccer leagues, MLS ranks eighth, with a healthy 19,149 attendees per game (6,185,127 total, annually). This puts the league below only the Bundesliga, Premier League, La Liga, Serie A, Liga MX, Ligue 1 and the Eredivisie – all big leagues that existed in a strong capacity before the rise of MLS.

Compare that to the league’s average salaries, here. Look long enough and you’ll see MLS down at 22nd, behind the Superliga of Denmark, Premiership of Scotland and Super League in Greece. If you compare the two studies, you can easily see that MLS dwarfs those leagues in attendance. Comparing ticket prices for games won’t do anything to diminish that fact.

dan m, Thursday, 20 November 2014 19:06 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

KEANO

everyday sheeple (Michael B), Monday, 8 December 2014 02:02 (nine years ago) link

Lando?

dan m, Monday, 8 December 2014 02:12 (nine years ago) link

Doesn't matter I h8 MLS.

dan m, Monday, 8 December 2014 02:13 (nine years ago) link

Only good thing is after tomorrow we don't have to hear about Landycakes.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 8 December 2014 02:31 (nine years ago) link

Yeah a lot of the reporting surrounding him started to take on a messiah-esque tone.

This is the best thing to come out of yesterday's final:

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4WQ70fIEAMN0cl.jpg

dan m, Monday, 8 December 2014 17:18 (nine years ago) link

Doesn't matter I h8 MLS.

― dan m, 08 December 2014 02:13 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I dont know if youre kidding or not but is this a general feeling of dissatisfaction with the league or just pissed off cos your team are doing so badly?

everyday sheeple (Michael B), Tuesday, 9 December 2014 11:55 (nine years ago) link

Mostly kidding, but yeah, general dissatisfaction with a lot of the bullshit the league pulls on the regular including, but not limited to:

-repression of non-league media for legitimate criticism
-completely fucked single entity structure and the ways it screws players, especially young American players
-tacit approval of absentee, non-spending owners (Chicago, New England until very recently, Colorado, Chivas USA until that cancer was excised, etc)
-Calvinball rules on player acquisitions, especially high-profile players

I still watch the Fire, argue/speculate online, am and a fan in general but mustering enthusiasm becomes harder and harder with both terrible results and further exposition of just how bogus a lot of league actions are.

dan m, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link

Also the players' union CBA is up for renegotiation this year and I won't be surprised at all if there's a lockout/stoppage.

dan m, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 19:24 (nine years ago) link

xp - dan, i can't really argue with any of that - so much of the weird financial shit seemingly exists just to ensure margins (or, uh, "parity" - and bear in mind that i even feel pretty squeamish about the results of that as a dc fan)

i do wonder how much the players union is going to be able to accomplish this time, up to the point of wondering whether a strike might actually be a necessary evil - they aren't even going to try to dissolve the single-entity structure, which seems like the primary thing that keeps the wage structure so unbalanced and unfair at this point. i don't know if raising the salary cap is going to accomplish anything given the way DP money is structured, and i doubt raising the minimum even to the mid-five figures (!) is going to do all that much without legit free agency

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 9 December 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link

Fire should be signing this guy in the coming days, which will definitely pick up my interest for next year...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qy4JfHDtu4

dan m, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:52 (nine years ago) link

Have heard a current MLS coach, not with the Fire, describe him as "Dominic Oduro Who Can Shoot".

dan m, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:53 (nine years ago) link

Anyone know when the schedule comes out? I gather the expansion announcement doesn't come until next year.

Banned on the Run (benbbag), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 04:03 (nine years ago) link

I saw hints that the opening weeks of the season would be announced this week, but nothing concrete. With the new NY team playing at Yankee Stadium I'm sure there's a lot of problems to work out.

dan m, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 15:45 (nine years ago) link

took em long enough

dan m, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link

erick torres to houston for $7.5 million apparently (!)

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/soccer-insider/wp/2014/12/17/d-c-united-stadium-approval-improves-its-playing-field-in-mls-in-many-ways/

The size of the Buzzard Point venue remains undetermined. For the time being, United has been using 20,000 as the working number. However, Levien said “we want the opportunity to expand it as some point. We are going to figure out the right number for Day 1 and the right number for Year 5.”

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 22:00 (nine years ago) link

schedule starting to take shape now:

WEEK 1

Friday, March 6
LA Galaxy vs. Chicago Fire (StubHub Center) – 10 pm ET, Unimas

Saturday, March 7
D.C. United vs. Montreal Impact (RFK Stadium) – 3 pm ET, RDS1
Vancouver Whitecaps FC vs. Toronto FC (BC Place) – 6 pm ET, TSN1 and RDS2
Houston Dynamo vs. Columbus Crew SC (BBVA Compass Stadium)
Philadelphia Union vs. Colorado Rapids (PPL PARK)
Portland Timbers vs. Real Salt Lake (Providence Park)
FC Dallas vs. San Jose Earthquakes (Toyota Stadium)

Sunday, March 8
Orlando City SC vs. New York City FC (Orlando Citrus Bowl) – 5 pm ET, ESPN2
Sporting Kansas City vs. New York Red Bulls (Sporting Park) – 7 pm ET, FOX Sports 1
Seattle Sounders FC vs. New England Revolution (CenturyLink Field) – 9:30 pm ET, FOX Sports 1

WEEK 2

Saturday, March 14
Chicago Fire vs. Vancouver Whitecaps FC (Toyota Park)
Real Salt Lake vs. Philadelphia Union (Rio Tinto Stadium)
Columbus Crew SC vs. Toronto FC (Columbus Crew Stadium)

Sunday, March 15
New York City FC vs. New England Revolution (Yankee Stadium)

WEEK 3

Saturday, March 21
New England Revolution vs. Montreal Impact (Gillette Stadium)
Colorado Rapids vs. New York City FC (Dick’s Sporting Goods Park)

Sunday, March 22
New York Red Bulls vs. D.C. United (Red Bull Arena)
San Jose Earthquakes vs. Chicago Fire (Avaya Stadium)

WEEK 4

Saturday, March 28
Montreal Impact vs. Orlando City SC (Olympic Stadium)

WEEK 10

Sunday, May 10
Toronto FC vs. Houston Dynamo (BMO Field)*

dan m, Friday, 19 December 2014 16:34 (nine years ago) link

looking forward to fire getting pasted by LA in the opener just like the season before last

dan m, Friday, 19 December 2014 16:36 (nine years ago) link

think most or all of the preseason schedule's been out for a while. i want to know about the regular season. should have been out by now.

Banned on the Run (benbbag), Saturday, 20 December 2014 02:19 (nine years ago) link

It isn't.

dan m, Saturday, 20 December 2014 16:32 (nine years ago) link

smh

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6xDG1pCEAAfJ6s.jpg

dan m, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link

btw the full schedule is out now

dan m, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 19:10 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

It's so American soccer that the player union reps from Chicago are grads of Brown, Northwestern, and Notre Dame.

#defecategate (dan m), Thursday, 29 January 2015 16:08 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

so this starts a week on friday!

are we all stoked for the madness? i'm not really but im going to go to more games this season.

whitecaps season-opener is a mouth-watering all-greatwhitenorth matchup at home against the mighty tfc.

Rave Van Donk (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link

quite like the new shirt

http://www.whitecapsfc.com/sites/vancouver/files/WFC15-003-2015jersey-620x620_0.png

Rave Van Donk (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/0QumfvE.png

lmao

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 21:54 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/barrabravanycfc

double lmao

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 21:55 (nine years ago) link

mls supporter culture never will cease to befuddle me

Rave Van Donk (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:10 (nine years ago) link

Some of it is really genuine, if a bit nerdy and earnest. Some, like that Hearts of Oak thing, are downright hilariously stupid.

dan m, Thursday, 26 February 2015 00:21 (nine years ago) link

I bought a ticket to go out to SJ for Chicago's 3rd game of the season, won't be too upset if the players are still on strike then but it'll be a little disappointing.

dan m, Thursday, 26 February 2015 00:22 (nine years ago) link

Been reading a few articles from this site, some minor lols including the Onion-esque headline "Irate Fan Posts Screed To Reddit"

http://www.thenutmegnews.com/

Also this reminded me, if you think Hearts of Oak is lol, what about The 1906 Ultras

A footnote to the game came very early on, when within minutes of the opening kick-off, members of the 1906 Ultras that had traveled to the match were escorted from Bonney Field by stadium security. Davis Enterprise reporter Evan Ream learned that the Ultras voluntarily left the stadium because they refused to adhere to policies regarding supporter behavior. Republic officials confirmed this account to Ream. The Ultras, via Twitter, expressed their disappointment at what were perceived to be conflicting policies on foul language use for them as a visiting supporters group and the home side Tower Bridge Battalion.

dan m, Thursday, 26 February 2015 00:27 (nine years ago) link

Just caught myself wondering if benbbag is joining Hearts of Oak.

dan m, Thursday, 26 February 2015 00:31 (nine years ago) link

Watching Timbers v Fire and the Portland stadium is playing "I Will Dare" by the Replacements at halftime.

dan m, Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:42 (nine years ago) link

ay so the san antonio scorpions just beat fc dallas does that mean we take their place now or nah

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 1 March 2015 04:59 (nine years ago) link

Strike is looking more and more likely. There are finally leaks coming out that indicate the impasse they've come to. Goff has some good quotes from sources, including one that says the owners have offered free agency for players that are 1. over 32 years old and 2. have played at the same club for at least 10 years. A friend compiled a list of such players: there have been 21 players in the 20 year history of the league that would qualify.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_M16MTU8AAYBH4.png:large

I still fully support the players in this.

dan m, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 22:31 (nine years ago) link

Oh, all of those players are retired except for Marshall and Davis afaik

dan m, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 22:32 (nine years ago) link

I'm totally with the players, too. Raise the cap, raise minimums, and allow free agency after a certain point. It's entirely unfair.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 22:53 (nine years ago) link

owners have apparently cut it to over 28 years old/8 years of service, the ol' generous so-and-sos

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link

damn, i was kind of looking forward to the game on saturday. obv support the players tho, bring on the strike.

Rave Van Donk (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link

Ahahaha bad news for the owners that this leaked

http://www.prostamerika.com/2015/03/04/talk-about-sht-timing-huge-audimls-deal-leaks/112852

dan m, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 20:41 (nine years ago) link

second half of dc united and alajuelense upcoming, in which we might see our first ever MLS-related on-field homicide

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link

Lots of reports leaking out that players think their union caved and ended up with a terrible deal.

http://www.sportingnews.com/soccer/story/2015-03-05/mls-cba-player-strike-labor-negotiations-union-vote-galaxy-red-bull-new-york-city-fc-owners

dan m, Thursday, 5 March 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link

torn that I felt for the players but Orlando City opening as an MLS team on Sunday had me wanting the season to start.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 6 March 2015 00:08 (nine years ago) link

pretty good preseason round-up, despite the side-scrolling bs http://www.espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/12392911/

dan m, Friday, 6 March 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link

I tried to read that Espn thing but fuck that interface.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 6 March 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link

Let's go Fire!

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 7 March 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link

Chicago was a mess in that first half. So, so lucky.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 7 March 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link

Fire are dogshit again! Yalloped

dan m, Saturday, 7 March 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

They have some talent but I don't know what formation they're playing. They don't hold a line, they swarm after the ball leaving giant holes, and don't appear to talk to each other. Rough. Maybe there will be a second half miracle.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 7 March 2015 04:14 (nine years ago) link

Miracle turned out to be they lost by two instead of five.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 7 March 2015 05:16 (nine years ago) link

Typical

dan m, Saturday, 7 March 2015 06:10 (nine years ago) link

this year im going to follow mls closely so looking for good sites or twitter feeds to follow for that purpose.

left it too late to get cheap seats for whitecaps season opener so i'll be watching on tv as im broke. which sucks as saturday 3pm soccer is p much the best.

not overly optimistic about this season from a caps pov. defense was strong last year yet they've lost a few centre-backs who all played a lot throughout the season, they've been replaced with new signings, but defensive changes are so often fraught with uncertainty and risk, especially centre-back pairings where you need good comm.unication and that sort of division of labour with contrasting skill-sets/areas of responsibility (the ball player and the pit-bull, the reader of the game with the powerhouse etc.)

Rave Van Donk (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 7 March 2015 07:56 (nine years ago) link

so Orlando City's first match is tomorrow and they've sold 60,000 tickets or so. I am terrified at what this will do to downtown as Orlando is a city that basically becomes untenable after concerts/games in its 20,000 seat arena. The likes of this we have NEVER experienced, in my estimation.

But it's kind of exciting too - I hope that, like all other sporting ventures in this 'fine' city, that we don't lose interest quickly. With that being said, the Orlando City club was extremely popular here in its prior league too.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 7 March 2015 16:43 (nine years ago) link

this year im going to follow mls closely so looking for good sites or twitter feeds to follow for that purpose.

for Vancouver-specific info I'd suggest

https://twitter.com/southsiders
http://www.eightysixforever.com/

for general league coverage (and also USA/North America) beyond the official outlets

https://twitter.com/JeffreyCarlisle
https://twitter.com/GrantWahl
https://twitter.com/SoccerInsider (one of, if not the best imo)

dan m, Saturday, 7 March 2015 17:32 (nine years ago) link

Steve Goff (SoccerInsider) covers DC United closely, but delivers great, no-BS coverage about the bigger stories around the league, which is refreshing. Most North American soccer writers give deference to the league in weird ways imo, and the rest are employed by the league directly.

dan m, Saturday, 7 March 2015 17:35 (nine years ago) link

thanks.

got to admit 60k for the opener is p impressive, should be cool to see.

Rave Van Donk (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 7 March 2015 19:28 (nine years ago) link

so im missing so far the first 25 minutes of this whitecaps game because the curling has gone long. dear god.

Rave Van Donk (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 7 March 2015 23:25 (nine years ago) link

altidore(!!!) with a well-taken goal from an assist from giovinco ties the game at 1-1.

Rave Van Donk (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 7 March 2015 23:45 (nine years ago) link

Yeah that was nicely done.The other games I caught didn't have those moments.

dan m, Sunday, 8 March 2015 00:36 (nine years ago) link

That was the best game so far. Though the first half of this Dallas v San Jose game was solid.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 8 March 2015 02:33 (nine years ago) link

Orlando may be a garbage city but in my 34 years here I have not seen a fever like this since Shaquille ' s debut in 1992. It is unlikely to sustain at this level all year but having a blast. Even with the garbage officiating

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 8 March 2015 22:06 (nine years ago) link

good for you guys - this is an extremely enjoyable game so far and the fans seem awesome

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Sunday, 8 March 2015 22:22 (nine years ago) link

I'll take a tie! I had a hard time seeing that the Kaka ball deflected in cos I was behind the opposite goal but the place erupted.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 8 March 2015 23:26 (nine years ago) link

favorite part of this impressive seattle goal is the half-hearted appeal for off side
http://gfycat.com/RewardingAccurateHoiho

mizzell, Monday, 9 March 2015 15:22 (nine years ago) link

weekend update: The Fire are still terrible, though a little less terrible than week 1. I still don't think the coach has what it takes to field a team in the league at this point. They're still talking about the new players needing time to 'gel' even though two teams who didn't exist this time last year have been playing away successfully for 2 weeks now.

Also: http://www.mlssoccer.com/news/article/2015/03/16/mls-confirms-advanced-discussions-minnesota-expansion-will-evaluate-going-be

dan m, Monday, 16 March 2015 19:27 (nine years ago) link

About 24k tickets sold for today's Orlando City. Insane considering how the Magic couldn't do those numbers during the season they went to the Finals.

Whitecaps will be tough. I saw them play the Fire in Chicago last year. 0-0 draw...

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 21 March 2015 22:10 (nine years ago) link

not often the only and game-winning goal comes in in the 96th minute!

so whitecaps got soundly beaten by toronto first game of the season, they were arguably the better team in the first half but then were just dross in the second and were totally bossed. they've have won 1-0 twice in a row now away from home, and deservedly so in both cases imo.

all 3 goals this season scored by new boy octavio rivero who is very talented at link-up play and seems to have finishing down p good too. he's 23 and from uruguay, he was playing in chile last year where he scored 10 in 16 making him one of the top scorers that season - chilean football like a lot of latin america has two mini seasons a year so 16 games was one whole mini-season.

too early to get too hopeful but id guess the playoffs are a distinct possibility again this year. home games against timbers, galaxy, and columbus coming up, looking forward to them #stokedonmls

Rave Van Donk (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 22 March 2015 05:31 (nine years ago) link

also was nice to see ricky kaka. still has his class, although he's physically past his prime.

Rave Van Donk (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 22 March 2015 05:39 (nine years ago) link

bleh, gutted by that goal. Orlando squandered a lot of scoring opportunities and their offensive capability is still very sloppy overall. Vancouver was able to force a lot of turnovers in inopportune places and almost made us pay about three times for it.

It's not surprising, Orlando was a successful minor league soccer team that had to jettison much of its lineup and they're just not there yet. solid effort, but man....deflating goal. congrats jim!

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:37 (nine years ago) link

supposedly there's gonna be an announcement re MN United this week?

gbx, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 01:02 (nine years ago) link

not the first person to say it but its' tru, there is something to the red eye
http://stmedia.startribune.com/images/jmarthaler_1362513554_Minnesota_United_Logo_small.jpg

alomar lines, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link

on grass, in city/good city, legit team. lets goooooooo

alomar lines, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 03:03 (nine years ago) link

Avaya stadium was pretty nice, too bad Fire lost again

Love MN coming in but sad I have to hate them now

dan m, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 03:48 (nine years ago) link

its true, we are enemies

gbx, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 21:17 (nine years ago) link

Watching the San Jose v. Chicago game because I wanted to check out the crowd in the new stadium. I think Chicago looks worse than they did the first week. Do they practice? Or travel together? Seems like a team with some talent but zero structure or plan or belief in themselves. Utterly random when things work out for them.

Also, the white uniforms look like little kids summer pajamas.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link

where do I begin

dan m, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 01:35 (nine years ago) link

honestly I do like the unis though

dan m, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 01:35 (nine years ago) link

I like the dark unis but not the whites. The chest stripes don't work for me.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 01:37 (nine years ago) link

Do you think it's really about coaching? Or do you need player continuity before coaching?

I look at my local team - Dallas - and they've played so many minutes together that they're almost better when everything breaks down. Helps to have Blas Perez who is a goal poacher with few peers.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link

See, I like (and remember) the old shirt! The sleeve stripes and the light blue Quaker stripes together just screams "early 80s pajamas" to me.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 01:45 (nine years ago) link

Do you think it's really about coaching? Or do you need player continuity before coaching?

I look at my local team - Dallas - and they've played so many minutes together that they're almost better when everything breaks down. Helps to have Blas Perez who is a goal poacher with few peers.

― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, March 24, 2015 8:40 PM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I and most other long-time fans blame ownership before the coach. Don't get me wrong, I think Yallop is a terrible coach, but I think Guus Hiddink or Pep Guardiola or Bruce Arena or really any of the 'best coaches' in the world or just the USA would struggle mightily here. Ownership provides the bare minimum of investment and is widely seen as sitting on the franchise while other owners and expansion cause team values to rise and rise. (He bought in for $40m I think, and NYCFC went for $100m+ ... Chicago is a big market.)

I also realize almost all supporters of every club in the world hate ownership, so it's not a unique situation.

xp I also haaaate the current home shirt with a passion. The removal of the iconic white chest stripe is a crime.

dan m, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 02:08 (nine years ago) link

I could go on about ownership for a while. There are a couple of 10k+ post threads on bigsoccer about the topic if you're interested in finding out more.

dan m, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

I might just to torture myself. Hopefully things turn around for you Dan.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 02:58 (nine years ago) link

Fire acquire Victor Perez on loan from Valladolid, v interested in this signing especially if they can figure out a way to keep him.

dan m, Friday, 27 March 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link

whitecaps were terrible today but snuck a 2-1 victory over the timbers at the death with a goal from zambian-born welsh journeyman robert earnshaw on his whitecaps debut. 3 wins in a row, but not impressing so much.

have we got a thread for the copa america centenario? venues will be announced in may. im for sure going to a game. won't be too hard on the west coast, though ideally for me Seattle will be chosen as a venue. legitimately excited by the prospect.

Rave Van Donk (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 29 March 2015 06:07 (nine years ago) link

Definitely gonna need a thread for the Centenario. I'll probably make one for the Gold Cup this summer, too.

Fire (somehow) win! vs Philly, though obv Philly is more on the Fire's "likely to be relegated if such a thing were possible" level than any of their previous competition. I saw some of Colorado's game this weekend, too, and they are also garbage.

It makes it even tougher to deal with when Harry Shipp does this

http://streamable.com/6jkk?t=0.0

and there is no one to finish. Should have kept Robert Earnshaw on after last year!

A few players are coming back from injury/internationals so things will likely get a little better. Also liking the looks of the new guy (one of the many), Joevin Jones.

dan m, Monday, 30 March 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link

Orlando plays its best on the road when I can't watch them. fucking figures.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 30 March 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/michel.jpg

alomar lines, Saturday, 11 April 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

serna w/ a cracker tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0x1_7fwsOA

alomar lines, Saturday, 11 April 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

still really enjoying the MLS season, even with Orlando kinda returning to the expected expansion pratfalls. Still winless (0-3-1) at home, and in fact haven't scored there since Kaka's opening day stoppage goal, but they've had 30k+ there at every match. for Orlando, that's kind of insane. shame the new stadium (assuming it gets built) will only hold 19,500.

tonight is an exhibition against Ponte Prieta, looking forward to it.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 2 May 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link

figures they'd get their 3 goal explosion and home win when it doesn't count. though I'm not naive, as with all friendlies, both sides mostly featured younger reserves and the match was fairly passive for 20+ minutes.

Still, two goals off of set pieces is pretty inspiring. now to do it when it counts.

also was frustrated last night to arrive and find the seats next to mine occupied by young children, especially since I knew their tickets weren't there and their parents just told them they could sit there as they were unoccupied. The young girl wasn't a problem, but the boy kept walking back and forth across my line of vision, and then someone gave him a ball and he kept kicking it across the aisle, parents nowhere to be found.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 3 May 2015 14:21 (eight years ago) link

I kidnapped him and sold him for a hefty profit, last laugh mine.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 3 May 2015 14:21 (eight years ago) link

lol I am in the highlight video again, due to where my seat is located....

http://www.orlandocitysc.com/post/2015/05/02/highlights-orlando-city-sc-3-ponte-preta-2?autoplay=true

1:08 - 1:13 mark, lowly guy sitting in the last seat of the first row, hunched over, watching the corner.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 3 May 2015 17:53 (eight years ago) link

A bunch of my friends decided to rent a van and drive to KC for the Fire game there today, feeling p jelly I couldn't ditch life and go along.

dan m, Sunday, 3 May 2015 18:48 (eight years ago) link

New York's alright if you like saxophones

dan m, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 11:25 (eight years ago) link

we don't give a "crud"

did Fred Savage write this fight song when he was 11

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 21:34 (eight years ago) link

embarrassing on multiple levels

tayto fan (Michael B), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 22:24 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tiLB5sfVoE

oh my god the lolz

dan m, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 16:27 (eight years ago) link

The red card means Dempsey will be automatically suspended by the US Soccer Federation for Seattle’s next Open Cup game in 2016, but given the aggravating circumstances – his actions appear to constitute an assault under the federation’s own rulebook – Dempsey could face as much as a three-month ban from the national team, ruling him out of the forthcoming Gold Cup.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/jun/17/will-us-soccer-dare-make-an-example-of-clint-dempsey

dan m, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 20:16 (eight years ago) link

it's sad:

It's 5am, I've got my Dark Green 3rd,

and I’m ready for some football.

Is there a Timbers’ Army division in southern Russia? Should I start one? I’m here for another month.
by JD SoOR on Jun 24, 2015 | 6:58 PM reply

alomar lines, Thursday, 25 June 2015 05:24 (eight years ago) link

Gio dos Santos rumored to LA
Marko Marin rumored to KC
Bag of deflated NATIVO soccer balls rumored to CHI

dan m, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 14:11 (eight years ago) link

Chicharito rumoured to Orlando

tayto fan (Michael B), Thursday, 2 July 2015 00:15 (eight years ago) link

Fire finally beat Seattle and I was out of the country lol

dan m, Monday, 13 July 2015 11:59 (eight years ago) link

Fire and Montreal dicing on who gets to sign 37 year old Drogba, be still my beating heart.

dan m, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 01:22 (eight years ago) link

looks like we'll be enemies for the Open Cup! wonder who of my squad will get horseshit red carded this week!

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 01:44 (eight years ago) link

nice match. Chicago was real disruptive to our timing in the first half and the speed was too much to overcome.

hope we don't lay an egg against NYCFC tomorrow.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 25 July 2015 14:35 (eight years ago) link

Classic MLS. Fire send Drogba's "rights" to Montreal for league funny money, then turn around and sign another teams castoff designated player in Gilberto.

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Monday, 27 July 2015 20:07 (eight years ago) link

Also yeah, the Open Cup match was a little bit of payback for the league game a few weeks ago. Doesn't mean Fire aren't halfass incarnate.

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Monday, 27 July 2015 20:08 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLeZxUsWgAAZWey.jpg

tayto fan (Michael B), Monday, 3 August 2015 15:20 (eight years ago) link

fuuuck I hate Giovinco. he does three things - score, flop, and bitch.

also nice Keystone Kop impersonation Orlando City, dafuq was that.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 6 August 2015 01:03 (eight years ago) link

Orlando City's homer broadcasters are just the WORST, god.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 6 August 2015 01:09 (eight years ago) link

Giovinco is a son of a bitch, it's true

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Thursday, 6 August 2015 02:29 (eight years ago) link

Good god Fire are just toothless at random. Beat the best team in the league, then fall to a mostly scrappy Portland.

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Saturday, 8 August 2015 05:32 (eight years ago) link

With the exact same squad, I might add.

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Saturday, 8 August 2015 05:33 (eight years ago) link

I feel like that's been the way the league has gone this year. weeeeeeird season. strange too cos the Fire sure showed a fuck ton of speed and attack against us in the OPen Cup - would expect that to yield results more often than not, esp against Portland (who even my boys scored twice on).

bummed to miss my second consecutive Orlando City home match (tho for a great reason - a wedding). renewed for next year tho.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 8 August 2015 13:52 (eight years ago) link

OK normally I find John Kass an odious blowhard but when it comes to the Fire he captures the supporter zeitgeist perfectly

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/kass/ct-kass-chicago-fire-met-0814-20150814-column.html

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Friday, 14 August 2015 03:08 (eight years ago) link

that links not working for me.

mls season has been p strange for me, following the whitecaps. currently sitting top in the western conference, second in the league overall (with the proviso that there's teams close behind with games in hand). the caps often look poor. belaboured going forward, careless at the back - pa modou kah is a bombscare. they have a great record on the road, but a poor home record. david ousted is a great goalkeeper. they've won a lot of their games with late goals in low-scoring games. they've been both unlucky and lucky with many of their results in games that ive watched. unmerited victories. bitter defeats.pedro morales sometimes looks great, sometimes awfully careless in possession. octavio rivero is a decent forward.

so almost guaranteed the playoffs, have no idea how they'll do in them.

corbyn's gallus (jim in glasgow), Friday, 14 August 2015 03:22 (eight years ago) link

Huh, not sure why, it works for me. Seemingly random things get paywalled on the Trib site sometimes.

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Friday, 14 August 2015 03:27 (eight years ago) link

ah yeah that was the deal for me.

corbyn's gallus (jim in glasgow), Friday, 14 August 2015 03:30 (eight years ago) link

Seems like you might be able to get around it by hitting the "reader view" button in Firefox? I don't pay for Trib articles, who knows. Maybe it's a Canada thing.

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Friday, 14 August 2015 03:31 (eight years ago) link

Reading your assessment of Vancouver makes them sound an awful lot like the Earthquakes of 2011 or 2012, can't remember which, where they were awful but ended up scoring boatloads of late goals games and won the regular season title (and flaming out in the playoffs).

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Friday, 14 August 2015 04:17 (eight years ago) link

here


chicagotribune.com
'Tradition, Honor, Passion' with the Chicago Fire? Not so much anymore
Chicago Tribune

Chicago hates losers, especially lovable, hapless losers.

Yet the new Cubs, with all that young talent, are no longer the lovable losers of Chicago. And, according to "Back to the Future Part II," the North Siders have already won the World Series this year.

The White Sox are still the White Sox, playing the Cubs this weekend. The Blackhawks are Stanley Cup champions.

The Bulls? A sad, desperate Jimmy-Derrick soap opera to come. The Bears? Jay Cutler. Whatever.

But there's another team out there that plays in Chicago summers, losers, yes, but not lovable. Sports media doesn't much care, but their fans care, fans like me who love the club but hate to see what's happened to it.

The Chicago Fire.

Yeah, the soccer team, with the famed credo many of you have never heard: Tradition, Honor, Passion.

And now? No tradition, no passion. Major League Soccer is a supremely physical league. But we're forced to watch so-called stars play defense as if they were a bunch of gentle Hobbits with hairy feet.

With the other teams (Hawks excepted) collapsing or failing, the Fire had a chance to make a mark. They made their mark all right. On their shoes.

They're in last place in the worst division in the league. And the other day they lost their only chance at a trophy by falling, haplessly, 1-0 to the Philadelphia Union in the U.S. Open Cup playoff.

"I'm gutted for the club and our fans right now," said head coach Frank Yallop.

Gutted? Like a fish, Frank, you and all the rest of us.

Some think the evil eye has been put on them. One fan who sits behind me at Toyota Park — I'll call him Jimmy V — wants to put charms around the field to ward off the mati, or the moogli (evil eye).

Others of us think owner Andrew Hauptman, a wealthy movie producer who lives in California, is a cheapskate who either can't, or won't, get decent players.

Fans are so angry that in Philadelphia on Wednesday, they unfurled a huge banner declaring war with Hauptman. On it were these simple words:

Hauptman Out.

They want to embarrass the MLS into forcing a change in ownership. And it might just work.

The war started two years ago, when Hauptman foolishly released an open letter on the team's website, signed by a hapless underling, attacking fans for daring to boo Hauptman during a game.

The owner-fan relationship, if there ever was one, died that day. Now it's open war.

Fire sources say the bosses are upset with the banner. But I'd suggest if they don't like it, then sell and let someone else run the club.

One angry fan (OK, it was me) tweeted out that the Fire had just hired a new mascot: Death.

"This is rock bottom for the franchise," said Guillermo Rivera, the knowledgeable critic who writes the Chicago Fire Confidential blog carried by ChicagoNow. I'm a reader.

"The Fire have been around since '98. And they've lived up to their 'Tradition, Honor, Passion' credo for years, making playoffs and being respected," Rivera told me over the phone Thursday.

"But over the past six years, it has been the absolute opposite. You see the results and the way the organization has been run. I'm seeing fans who've been around since the beginning, fans who love the Fire, now turning their backs. They're slipping further and further into irrelevancy."

I've met Hauptman several times. He was pleasant. I don't wish him ill. This isn't personal. But he's had his chance.

All he had to do was pay for good players and leave his club alone and sit in California and make movies. But he didn't.

He's made several movies, including "State of Play" with Russell Crowe.

But Hauptman also made the 2002 sci-fi film "Thunderpants." The Internet Movie Database website describes it this way: "An 11-year-old boy's amazing ability to break wind leads him first to fame and then to death row."

Thunderpants?

I can't get that one out of my head. I fear it will never leave.

Hauptman's problem isn't "Thunderpants," it's that he's always on the phone, meddling, meddling, meddling, and being forced to overpay for mediocre players.

Now, Yallop is being made a scapegoat like the last coach, Frank Klopas.

But the problem isn't the coach. It's the owner. And he has to change his ways.

Rocky Wirtz, the best owner in town, runs a decent franchise, doesn't he? He hires people to run his Blackhawks, and he stays out of the way and Chicago loves him.

Sean Spence, who writes the soccer blog Hot Time In Old Town, says, "I compare covering the Fire to what it must have been like being a Moscow correspondent decades ago. All the suits are terrified, looking over their shoulders."

Evan Whitfield, now a Chicago lawyer, was once a tough Fire defender. I've always thought him to be fair.

"Having been a player, I can tell you that players are always trying," Whitfield said. "It's not an effort issue, it's a quality issue. This team is just not fun to watch."

As I was finishing this, the Fire released a statement by Atul Khosla, the chief operating officer.

"We certainly understand the frustration of our fans. No one associated with the Chicago Fire Soccer Club is satisfied with this season to date. The organization however remains steadfast in its commitment to winning games and being a model franchise for business practice."

Chicago Fire fans are told "Tradition, Honor, Passion," yet management speaks in the language of bureaucrats, droning on about "model business practice."

Pathetic. Hapless. Sad.

jsk✧✧✧@trib✧✧✧.c✧✧

Twitter @John_Kass

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Friday, 14 August 2015 04:20 (eight years ago) link

The reference to Thunderpants is especially lol imo.

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Friday, 14 August 2015 04:21 (eight years ago) link

that's fairly depressing reading.

didnt get to see the whitecaps game this evening, for some reason it wasn't on my cable plan, they were winning 3-1 against skc, only to lose 4-3 in injury time. enigmatic and patchy as ever.

corbyn's gallus (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 16 August 2015 05:06 (eight years ago) link

just saw the highlights, whitecaps were 3-1 until 80 minutes. conceded 3 goals in the final 14 minutes of the match.

corbyn's gallus (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 16 August 2015 06:28 (eight years ago) link

that's insane. wow.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 16 August 2015 12:41 (eight years ago) link

was quite funny because i was following the whitecaps game and the local minor league baseball team's game on twitter and watching bc lions canadian football team on tv. all three of them lost! lol vancouver.

corbyn's gallus (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 16 August 2015 20:22 (eight years ago) link

Team Crest Here til I die

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Monday, 17 August 2015 08:42 (eight years ago) link

Even local public radio is picking up on the Fire's status now

Chicago Fire continue their struggles at the bottom of MLS
With 11 games to go in the Major League Soccer season, the Chicago Fire sit dead last in the Eastern Conference. They’ve got 23 points from 23 games and although they’re only 6 points away from a playoff spot, they’d have to leapfrog 4 teams. And as they say in England, that's “not bloody likely.” Chicago has a great history with the sport, and with huge populations of rabid footy fans from Eastern Europe, Mexico, and Africa to draw from, Toyota Park should be bursting with happy fans for every game. What’s happened to this once mighty franchise? We get some insight from Guillermo Rivera. He writes the Chicago Fire Confidential Blog and co-hosts a podcast of the same name.

Listen Here:
http://www.wbez.org/programs/mornin...re-continue-their-struggles-bottom-mls-112663

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Monday, 17 August 2015 16:26 (eight years ago) link

Sean Johnson played out of his mind last night: https://twitter.com/Ben_Jata/status/633283671487840256

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Monday, 17 August 2015 21:09 (eight years ago) link

was at vancouver v dallas tonight. whitecaps won 1-0 with a nice little back-heel from Cristian Techera (incidentally surely the shortest player in mls). other than that it was utter garbage, the worst game i've seen in forever, so boring. but 'caps go top of the league.

you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 23 August 2015 06:54 (eight years ago) link

Got yr Fire tonight. Oi...such a bad spell for us

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 29 August 2015 23:08 (eight years ago) link

my lord the weather. there were very few of us left by the time play was un-suspended at 10:45 pm.

sad at yet another draw but it was an entertaining match.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 30 August 2015 05:10 (eight years ago) link

Both teams were pretty much garbage from what I saw, but I missed the second half. Fire in particular relying on David Accam too much and becoming entirely predictable.

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Sunday, 30 August 2015 17:59 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

so proud of my boys to win against Sporting KC despite missing Kaka and Ceren. much needed win.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 14 September 2015 02:04 (eight years ago) link

http://imgur.com/a/CxEIB

just astor (alomar lines), Monday, 14 September 2015 04:29 (eight years ago) link

Yup. The guy he was tweeting at (at least at first, it went on for hours) is a friend of mine. He's just the latest ex-player to speak out about his time at the Fire.

Decent wrap-up of that here: http://lastwordonsports.com/2015/09/14/ex-player-slams-chicago-fire-twitter/

Seems like Jumper was mostly talking about the 2011-2012ish group of Frank Klopas, Javier Leon, and Guillermo Petrei more than the current coaching/management regime, but imo it all comes back to ownership hiring yes men and incompetent managers/coaches/TDs/whatever who will do what ownership wants and not talk back. A lot of people really like Klopas because he's a "Chikawgo guy" and Fire to the core but there have been rumblings for a while about his shitty practices in dealing with the players.

More shit like this keeps leaking out, though, and it's good imo that it is. The club has just become more and more toxic under this ownership as the years have passed, we can only hope that something will finally change for the better at the top. A lot of fans want Hauptman to sell and gtfo, but it seems like most people would be happy with him hiring a real soccer exec as a club president and letting them run things while Hauptman sits in California and lets his SUM payments roll in.

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Monday, 14 September 2015 14:40 (eight years ago) link

Jeff Krause, the guy Hunter Jumper was tweeting to, is going to be on Soccer Morning today to discuss last night's action.

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Monday, 14 September 2015 15:23 (eight years ago) link

Giovinco is absolutely taking the piss out of this league

https://vine.co/v/eFIpBwUhYU7

Number None, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 18:23 (eight years ago) link

That may be so but Stevie G has the top FIFA rating lmao https://www.easports.com/fifa/news/2015/fifa-16-ratings-top-20-mls

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Friday, 18 September 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link

Fire ditch Yallop & assistants, name former MLS/SUM exec Nelson Rodriguez GM.

Fucking FINALLY.

This is one of the most accurate pieces of writing on the Fire I've seen all year: http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20150920/sports/150929930/

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Sunday, 20 September 2015 20:09 (eight years ago) link

Also: Fuck Tally Hall

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Sunday, 20 September 2015 20:09 (eight years ago) link

Lol *waves*

Tho in seriousness was relieved to escape with that one.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 20 September 2015 20:19 (eight years ago) link

revised player's union salary info out

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPhaxVgUYAAbYDS.png

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link

I love my expansion team

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 26 September 2015 02:11 (eight years ago) link

Giovinco just scored a crazy outside of the foot curving goal against the Fire.

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Saturday, 26 September 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link

He's important for the league, will help to legitimize it further.

Would like him more if he wasn't the biggest crybaby on the pitch but his talent is undeniable. Also lethal on set pieces.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 26 September 2015 18:53 (eight years ago) link

related to league legitimization, I actually kind of enjoyed this despite 3 of the 5 goals in the videos being scored against chicago

http://fusion.net/story/204948/didier-drogba-major-league-soccer-fans/

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 15:02 (eight years ago) link

Open Cup final... wouldn't mind seeing Jimmy Curtin lift the cup at all.

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Thursday, 1 October 2015 00:16 (eight years ago) link

KC wins on penos after a fairly good game. Philly trying the Holland/Krul move bringing in the replacement GK at the last moment was gutsy, and he blocked one, but not good enough in the end.

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Thursday, 1 October 2015 02:16 (eight years ago) link

2012 open cup final is still the game i'm most mad about

the only man (alomar lines), Thursday, 1 October 2015 03:18 (eight years ago) link

giovinco doing that thing again

https://vine.co/v/eEpLwW25YZi

this is after playing for italy the day before btw

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Thursday, 15 October 2015 02:54 (eight years ago) link

Home finale. About 40k+ people in tow.

I'm sure this city will become ambivalent like we do with all teams here but I ain't seen excitement like this since Shaquille's rookie season here

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 16 October 2015 22:41 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRfIlOgU8AAlmBz.jpg

u of ugi (alomar lines), Saturday, 17 October 2015 03:49 (eight years ago) link

welp bummer last game against Philly, but damn was that a fun first season for OCSC. can't wait til next - already reupped my season tix, just moved the seat to a better location.

then they announce we have a NWSL team now, the Orlando Pride, and we sign Alex Morgan via a trade. (guess she's happy, her hubby plays for OCSC). Orlando really doubling down on this soccer mania - and then they announced a b-team in Brevard county in the USL.

Central Florida now has three soccer teams. Insane to think of years ago.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 26 October 2015 22:31 (eight years ago) link

worst season in club history, failed coaches, failed players, failed ownership (again)

new gm (president?) for next year, no coach yet (though there are rumors: petke, ramos, friedel (lol) and others), no USL team, no direction, no plan

these obvious points coupled with the rumors I hear from the VP level at the club on down lead me to think the chicago MLS concern won't be relevant for a long time

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 17:03 (eight years ago) link

ooft, hard times.

whitecaps in the postseason and playing at home is great for me, except im broke as hell and probably will be watching on tv, ho hum!

you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link

man I miss playoff games

you should be thanking chicago for hiring frank yallop at the end of 2013 instead of him going to vancouver (which was the big rumor at the time)

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 17:35 (eight years ago) link

oooooooooweeeeeee this Seattle/LA game, no defending, no goalkeeping, 2-1 Seattle 12 mins in

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Thursday, 29 October 2015 02:41 (eight years ago) link

2-2, then 3-2 but called back

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Thursday, 29 October 2015 02:50 (eight years ago) link

So seattle won. Means that the whitecaps conference semi final is guaranteed to be against cascadian rivals - portland beat kansas and it'll be kansas, kansas beat portland and it'll be seattle. Pretty happy about that.

you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 29 October 2015 14:39 (eight years ago) link

It'll be portland not kansas obv

you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 29 October 2015 14:39 (eight years ago) link

wow @ that agudelo goal

tayto fan (Michael B), Thursday, 29 October 2015 22:35 (eight years ago) link

haha yeah

you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 29 October 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link

goal of the season for sure as far as I have seen

you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 29 October 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link

Looks like Toronto is making the most of finally making the playoffs. Ugly first half.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 29 October 2015 23:55 (eight years ago) link

Kreis out at NYCFC, suddenly the top choice at all the shitty teams looking for coaches (including mine).

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 05:08 (eight years ago) link

Good games tonight so far, this is one of the better playoffs I can remember.

This was lol:

https://vine.co/v/elK3r72DpTh

pratt truss it (dan m), Monday, 9 November 2015 03:45 (eight years ago) link

Ives Galarcep Verified account
‏@SoccerByIves

Not a good playoff year for the league's big-money players. NONE of the league's Top 15 highest-paid players still alive in the playoffs.

pratt truss it (dan m), Monday, 9 November 2015 03:48 (eight years ago) link

good stat
dallas were impressive, deserved it i hate to say. so much younger and quicker

alo lin (alomar lines), Monday, 9 November 2015 06:06 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Fire announce Veljko Paunovic, who managed Serbias u20 WC winners, as new head coach.

pratt truss it (dan m), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 16:30 (eight years ago) link

http://media.giphy.com/media/l41lXzTgkP5xDG58Y/giphy.gif

disturbing

pratt truss it (dan m), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 21:55 (eight years ago) link

OH MY GOD. Look who I found on Tinder, guys. 😂😂😂 https://twitter.com/MBrault/status/609569643016032256

Tommy C ‏@Tom_from_NY Jun 12
@MBrault we need to blow this up and put it on a 2pole with "I swiped left!"

alo lin (alomar lines), Thursday, 3 December 2015 06:03 (eight years ago) link

A friend found Lovel Palmer on Tinder earlier this year

pratt truss it (dan m), Thursday, 3 December 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link

is everyone stoked for the cup? im not really but i'll watch and root for Portland i suppose.

Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 3 December 2015 17:15 (eight years ago) link

Not stoked per we, but I'll watch and hope for Cbus to be totally humiliated

pratt truss it (dan m), Thursday, 3 December 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link

is a bit of a shame that the apogee of the soccer season in north america occurs on a sunday afternoon in december ie competing against football, the most popular sport on the continent

Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 3 December 2015 17:22 (eight years ago) link

Timbers! Seattle must be pissed, but not as pissed as Cbus.

pratt truss it (dan m), Monday, 7 December 2015 02:56 (eight years ago) link

ah, this was an ok game, eh?

the crew's goalkeeper wasnt "a great advert" for the mls mind you, christ.

Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Monday, 7 December 2015 04:33 (eight years ago) link

fucking portland

reginald lin (alomar lines), Monday, 7 December 2015 04:54 (eight years ago) link

Officiating was pretty terrible of course, but I don't think it decided the game any more than the sloppy fuckin' play did. Still entertaining.

And now the fun starts, players could start moving today: http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/orlando-city-lions/os-mls-free-agency-1207-20151206-story.html

pratt truss it (dan m), Monday, 7 December 2015 15:35 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

lol MLS superdraft

pratt truss it (dan m), Thursday, 14 January 2016 19:09 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

good god columbus

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ca4Im1XWcAQbRyk.jpg

pratt truss it (dan m), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 19:48 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

almost time.

they've sold 57k tix to Orlando City's opener tomorrow. stoked....i upgraded my seats

part of me is more excited for the Pride season tho.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 5 March 2016 17:46 (eight years ago) link

57k is seriously impressive. Vancouver is def a "soccer city" to an extent and we made the playoffs last year but the opener will be like 22k in a stadium with a potential capacity of over 50k :/

Nwsl is cool would def attend matches if I lived in a city with a team, maybe they'll expand to canada one day - hoping it endures, feel fairly confident it will.

Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 5 March 2016 20:28 (eight years ago) link

New beginnings for the Fire once again tomorrow. They looked good and organized in preseason but the team is very young and not very deep. It'll be 50 and sunny tomorrow in Chicago which is amazing, but if there's a full house it'll likely be due to people coming out to see nycfc.

I like the new coach but the organization still just screams amateur hour.

pratt truss it (dan m), Saturday, 5 March 2016 21:38 (eight years ago) link

how is attendance at Fire matches? I attended one like, two years ago (my first ever MLS match) because I was in Lincolnshire on business, and one of the execs from the front office tried to sell me a ticket package the other day (left me a voicemail). that was a bit...weird!

Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 March 2016 15:20 (eight years ago) link

(the match was fun - it was against the Whitecaps iirc)

Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 March 2016 15:20 (eight years ago) link

"fill the bowl" an unfortunate slogan for Orlando City today

Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 March 2016 16:48 (eight years ago) link

smoke up!
going to my first sounders game in a while. new turf, morris, thunder in the forecast. Should be fun

portumnes (alomar lines), Sunday, 6 March 2016 16:52 (eight years ago) link

fun final minutes in OC
do chi fans really holler 'puto' at GKs? did i hear that?

portumnes (alomar lines), Sunday, 6 March 2016 21:06 (eight years ago) link

Chicago does but it's not just them. even United States fans have started chanting it at USMNT matches. fuckin infuriates me.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 March 2016 22:49 (eight years ago) link

and yeah bizarre final minute. was a pretty garbage match today with some really bad officiating (what else is new).

Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 March 2016 22:50 (eight years ago) link

sounders was one of those: dominated, fair red, fluky loss. the game changed with the weather. <3 ecs singing 'seattle sunshine.'

portumnes (alomar lines), Monday, 7 March 2016 05:37 (eight years ago) link

how is attendance at Fire matches? I attended one like, two years ago (my first ever MLS match) because I was in Lincolnshire on business, and one of the execs from the front office tried to sell me a ticket package the other day (left me a voicemail). that was a bit...weird!

They're desperate to sell tickets. I have friends who haven't been to games since 08/09 that are still getting calls, despite their repeated efforts to get off the lists, including being aggressively offensive to the people who call. Attendance is all over the place, yesterday was pretty good but probably because of NYCFC stars coming to town. Without that I'd imagine it to be around 14k. There are allegedly 6500 or so season ticket holders, and that number has been dropping.

do chi fans really holler 'puto' at GKs? did i hear that?

#notallfirefans

jk jk, but really, it isn't everyone, or even a majority, but it's a huge problem that the supporters have been trying to solve for a few years. The FO is totally two-faced about it, speaking out about it and threatening sanctions to people who do it, but doing nothing as far as action because they're afraid of putting people off from buying tickets in groups, which they rely upon due to their low numbers I discussed above. And yeah, it's a problem elsewhere too. In my own discussions/arguments/fights about the matter, the single largest retort/excuse I hear about it is it's a "cultural" thing for Mexicans. I love my Mexican-American friends and family, and I hate to hear their culture besmirched that way.

pratt truss it (dan m), Monday, 7 March 2016 15:39 (eight years ago) link

R U READY DAN

Neanderthal, Saturday, 12 March 2016 00:06 (eight years ago) link

Watching on a pirate stream, I still have so many questions

pratt truss it (dan m), Saturday, 12 March 2016 00:59 (eight years ago) link

Why this goalie again? Why don't they have a full roster? How can teams not know Accam is fast as hell?

pratt truss it (dan m), Saturday, 12 March 2016 01:00 (eight years ago) link

Lol I yelled that at Seb Hines when he gaffed on that. The dick.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 12 March 2016 01:10 (eight years ago) link

https://www.theblizzard.co.uk/podcasts/fading-embers-the-blizzard-podcast-episode-thirty/

Interesting take on the Fire's woes, only misses the mark on a few minor points.

pratt truss it (dan m), Friday, 18 March 2016 14:58 (eight years ago) link

http://i64.tinypic.com/69dpus.jpg

portumnes (alomar lines), Sunday, 20 March 2016 05:20 (eight years ago) link

if you can you should see incident that drew the whitecaps first penalty Saturday night. a guy trips over his own feet in the box, the defender is about a meter away, penalty awarded. mls officiating at its finest!

whitecaps and sounders are both bad this year so far. 1-2 and 0-3 respectively. whitecaps had, I think, the best defence in mls last season, have so far conceded 6 goals in 3 games.

trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Monday, 21 March 2016 16:25 (eight years ago) link

http://www.espnfc.com/major-league-soccer/19/blog/post/2826676/2016-mls-anonymous-player-poll

really interesting survey of mls players on a range of topics related to the league

pratt truss it (dan m), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 16:21 (eight years ago) link

pro/rel truthers getting all hip on us

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeVsay7WAAIVXxq.jpg

pratt truss it (dan m), Thursday, 24 March 2016 20:15 (eight years ago) link

promotion/relegation would really make the league a lot more interesting. never going to happen though.

trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 24 March 2016 21:05 (eight years ago) link

it'd be a kick in the pants to the fire's ownership for sure but I doubt they (and a lot of other owners) would even be in the game if there was a chance their little investments could *gasp* lose and be devalued!

pratt truss it (dan m), Thursday, 24 March 2016 21:13 (eight years ago) link

anybody got an NWSL team near them? we have the Pride too. I think I'm taking my mother to their home opener and she loves Alex Morgan. I'm so glad we have this.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 April 2016 21:53 (eight years ago) link

lol we done fucked Portland's shit up

Neanderthal, Monday, 4 April 2016 03:18 (eight years ago) link

they had an assload of supporters at this one. gotta say they were loyal, stuck around to the final whistle.

Neanderthal, Monday, 4 April 2016 03:18 (eight years ago) link

san antonio fc got off to a good start popping off sounders 2, 3-0. i think my son is old enough to go to a game, or at least part of one, so im gonna try to to go to some this year.

get a long, little doggy (m bison), Monday, 4 April 2016 03:27 (eight years ago) link

do it! lotta kids at the match tonight despite late hour and they all looked like they were havin a great time.

I kinda wanna check out our USL team but Brevard is kinda far.

Neanderthal, Monday, 4 April 2016 03:31 (eight years ago) link

whitecaps have yet to score from open play in 5 matches.

trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Monday, 4 April 2016 17:13 (eight years ago) link

The league is streaming its first ever match, 20 years ago today, to the minute: http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/04/06/san-jose-clash-vs-dc-united-april-6-1996

Interesting stuff, there's some additional commentary/coverage that's pretty good too.

Wish they'd put more effort into stuff like this and less into banning people over bullshit: http://dcist.com/2016/04/dc_united_facing_fan_mutiny_as_supp.php

pratt truss it (dan m), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 16:08 (eight years ago) link

fuuuuck u dejong

alomar lines, Monday, 11 April 2016 03:44 (eight years ago) link

not exactly surprising imo

pratt truss it (dan m), Monday, 11 April 2016 13:49 (eight years ago) link

God I'm not expecting like Premier League levels of flash and quality but jesus christ this DC United-Toronto match is abysmal.

there's a foul every 10 seconds, and Johnson just basically intentionally grabbed and climbed on an opponent's back and bitched when he got whistled.

nobody is holding possession for more than 3 seconds, just a series of errant volleys back and forth.

might have to change to another match (MLS Live)

Neanderthal, Saturday, 16 April 2016 21:40 (eight years ago) link

orange ball yayuh

alomar lines, Sunday, 17 April 2016 04:41 (eight years ago) link

nobody is holding possession for more than 3 seconds, just a series of errant volleys back and forth.

sounds like pretty much every fire game of the last, oh, 3-4 years at least

pratt truss it (dan m), Sunday, 17 April 2016 19:00 (eight years ago) link

Lol. They were pretty good the match I saw in Chicago in 14.

I'm at the OC match a bit buzzed atm.

Pride starts tonight!

Neanderthal, Sunday, 17 April 2016 19:12 (eight years ago) link

i do believe that is the fastest penalty i've seen

alomar lines, Sunday, 17 April 2016 20:02 (eight years ago) link

hah yeah that was hilarious.

originally I thought we got jobbed by the ref but while that last handball was a horseshit call, I don't think our second goal should have counted either. bleh. still off to a sloppy start this year despite only having one loss! Kaka and Ceren had nice matches tho.

Neanderthal, Monday, 18 April 2016 01:42 (eight years ago) link

wow Pride lookin sharp already. this is way more exciting than our men's team's match today.

Neanderthal, Monday, 18 April 2016 02:59 (eight years ago) link

Pride break the all-time attendance record at their home opener and win 3-1. that was dope. took my mother and she had a blast.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 24 April 2016 03:06 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

does every motherfuckin' franchise share the same cheers?

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 May 2016 20:31 (seven years ago) link

lol, yes there are a lot of the same songs (this is similar in Europe tbh)

The toronto v vancouver game yesterday was amazing. Van went ahead 2-0 ahead in half an hour, toronto pulled one back before half time and equalised shortly into the second half. Then with about half an hour to go vancouver scored two quick goals. They then had their left back sent off, conceded to make it 4-3 and just managed to hold off toronto pushing for an equaliser. It was a really dramatic game. Vancouver have won 3 games in a row after starting the season badly, and this was their first away win of the season plus first ever victory away to toronto in mls.

the unbearable jimmy smits (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 15 May 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link

OCSC - SKC entertaining as hell, even though both backlines have been shambolic at times.

Joe Bendik having a helluva game at goal.

officiating has (for once) been mostly competent, other than letting play continue while Ceren was eating the grass in the box.

xpost I heard about that one! good - fuck Toronto.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 May 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link

http://m.bbc.com/sport/football/36352180

Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Sunday, 22 May 2016 10:41 (seven years ago) link

that's insane, and kinda shows you the level of parity in the league, considering how bad NYRB were not that long ago (I think they've found their form lately tho!)

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 May 2016 13:52 (seven years ago) link

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/24/antonio-conte-italians-mls-consequences?CMP=twt_a-sport_b-ussports_c-us_g-1

This has got people twisted today

Antonio Conte, the Italy national coach, has said that Italian players who move to MLS must “pay the consequences in footballing terms” – which means not being picked for international tournaments while he is coach.

Not surprising imo, also not gonna be surprising when Italy goes out in the group stage

pratt truss it (dan m), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link

I wouldn't say Italy are guaranteed not to advance from their group. Giovinco maybe could have added something to their squad, Pirlo definitely not - while Giovinco looks like Messi in mls Pirlo actually looks like garbage.

the unbearable jimmy smits (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 16:37 (seven years ago) link

Oh yeah, I'm mainly just shit talking. Honestly I think it's good that people were asking Conte about leaving Giovinco out.

pratt truss it (dan m), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 17:09 (seven years ago) link

Gerrard not making much of an impact over there either from what I hear

Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 10:15 (seven years ago) link

More than Lampard!

pratt truss it (dan m), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 17:33 (seven years ago) link

Phuck Filly!

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 23:10 (seven years ago) link

Also kinda :/ at being a fan of the hothead team

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 23:10 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

GOD...DAMMIT

Neanderthal, Sunday, 19 June 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Yup, this has caused quite a stir. Like any story, it hits the mark in some ways and misses it in others. The league commissioner said it never should have been published or some such bullshit.

I'm not too bothered by it because I know the truth about my involvement and how my friends operate, but I know there are a lot of people (primarily younger and dumber white males) out there for whom this cuts pretty deep, and with good reason. Most of them are sounding off in opposition to the article's point, of course, but maybe a few will think on it and make some changes in the way they do their business? Or maybe not.

It's also a small piece of evidence of the game/league coming to greater and greater prominence -- if someone writes a clickbait-y "hit piece" about something, they know they're going to pull in eyeballs.

pratt truss it (dan m), Thursday, 14 July 2016 14:34 (seven years ago) link

Absolutely terrible article and the writer himself is erasing all the Latinx SGs and all the other absolutely soccer-mad immigrant groups throughout NYC.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

Snarky response although not a perfect rebuttal: http://www.firsttouchonline.com/the-dark-side-of-ridiculous/

The ESC has a whole section of their site devoted to Spanish language news & commentary!
http://www.empiresupportersclub.com/espanol/

The site also features this statement (and always has):

The ESC exists to support our team and to support each other, however, the ESC is against racism, religious intolerance, political demonstration, and violence on the grounds. We believe there is no place in football/soccer for these evils of society and will not tolerate our members engaging in this type of behavior. If your goal is to further one of these causes then ESC is not for you.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link

hmm, it's a pretty bad article. the anglophilic fetishization of english fan culture is definitely something ive observed from vancouver and seattle fans, and the culture being aped is def "problematic" - 80s casuals were extremely violent and the political bent tended to be racist/fascistic. it seems awful to me when I see Vancouver fans with a "casuals" flag because a) they are middle-class and soft, and have no actual connection to the culture, and are enamored with the image of something that existed in another continent 30 years ago (their idea of casual fashion is adidas trainers and fred perry shirts, it's a snapshot to a different time). games are non-segregated and even against the local rivals there seems to be no attempt to start agro. i sat in the middle of traveling seattle fans at bc place once cheering for Vancouver with my friend in a Whitecaps scarf, none of the supposed "hardcore" gave a shit. i would literally have been punched in the face if sat with opposition fans openly backing my team at a game back home (Scotland).

the fans simulacra of old school british football culture doesn't seem to be focused on the right-wing and violent aspect of English football fandom at all. In Vancouver, the only MLS city i can speak to with any sort of authority, there is a pretty sizeable lesbian contingent to the active fanbase. and despite being a city with a relatively small latin population one of the main fan groups openly apes the barra bravas of south america. the fanbase also seems overwhelmingly non-political, and non-threatening in a middle-class fashion.

it should also be noted that cock sparrer are not a right-wing oi band and the people who the song calls to put up against the wall and shoot are record executives.

jim in vancouver, Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

oh I forgot a B) back there. haha. was supposed to be after the and and before the have lol

jim in vancouver, Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link

Another point I feel is that without an established autochthonous football culture it is inevitable that MLS fandom will ape existing styles of support. The EPL is the preeminent football league in the world, many MLS supporters - maybe most - have an English team. Much easier to draw from this than Latin American football.

jim in vancouver, Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link

it should also be noted that cock sparrer are not a right-wing oi band and the people who the song calls to put up against the wall and shoot are record executives.

Now this is a sore point. ESC members are having a meltdown on discussion boards and social med over whether the section/capos should discontinue this song altogether. Personally I vote yes and I'm embarrassed for/by the NJ hardman types who call it "giving in to political correctness" or any variation thereof.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

Absolutely terrible article and the writer himself is erasing all the Latinx SGs and all the other absolutely soccer-mad immigrant groups throughout NYC.

otm, though I would add throughout chicago too, as well as other places -- and I'd add Polish, German, Portuguese, Italian, Greek, and other cultures to the list of erasures

it's just so narrowly focused, he obviously didn't do a lot of research outside a few small circles

pratt truss it (dan m), Thursday, 14 July 2016 20:07 (seven years ago) link

uh

the irish times writer is in way over his head but he does make some correct observations, however minor. his conclusion is just flat out wrong, though

i just went to see the la galaxy play against the whitecaps in los angeles and that got me thinking how soccer in north america has changed

(i wrote an insanely long response about the irish times piece but deleted it -- not worth it probably)

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 15 July 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link

it originally ran in the new york times magazine, btw, dunno how the irish times picked it up like that

pratt truss it (dan m), Friday, 15 July 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

o

that makes a lot of sense

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 15 July 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link

the article is a real pos but god jay caspian king's @s must be horrendous right about now

jim in vancouver, Friday, 15 July 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

u kno how i solve that jim

delete delete delete

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 15 July 2016 20:15 (seven years ago) link

funny thing about the English vs Latin America feel, there's been a lot of hemming and hawing about how Orlando City started as an English flavored club and is now looking more and more Brazilian in style/player signings/etc under Flavio.

Neanderthal, Friday, 15 July 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

that quote from lalas about mexican-americans not supporting usmnt is facepalm central

Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Friday, 15 July 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link

p much 8 out of every 10 things Alexi says fit in that category

Neanderthal, Friday, 15 July 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

fuckin sounders
kreis to orlando?

alphonse ginaloa (alomar lines), Monday, 18 July 2016 05:38 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Details on potential buyers for the Fire:

http://www.chicagonow.com/fire-confidential/2016/08/fire-sale-at-least-three-groups-interested/

pratt truss it (dan m), Wednesday, 10 August 2016 22:37 (seven years ago) link

Minnesota United to join mls Western conference next season

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 20 August 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link

bit of a bummer they're in the west, from a chicago perspective

I want to change my display name (dan m), Saturday, 20 August 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cr2tHKWXgAA_zC7.jpg

ok lol

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 8 September 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

harl (harlan) wrote this on thread Major League Soccer on board I Love Football on Apr 9, 2011

always a joy to beat chicago

Greetings to you in the perfect name of our Lord, (alomar lines), Thursday, 29 September 2016 06:22 (seven years ago) link

you must take joy in kicking puppies as well

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 29 September 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/731448/Man-Utd-outcast-Bastian-Schweinsteiger-spotted-Chicago-Fire-boss-sportgalleries

hmmmmmm

First thought is there's no way ownership will pay as much as he probably requires. A third of his salary is still more than the entire team budget from last season.

Second thought is wondering whether he's the type of player Fire really needs... I've never been a big Bayern or Germany follower but wasn't he more of a box-to-box mid? Fire need creativity terribly.

Third thought is most positive, he'd definitely raise the profile of the team. But there's so much else wrong...

I want to change my display name (dan m), Friday, 11 November 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

lol

The start of the MTL/TFC semifinal is FD delayed because they painted the penalty boxes incorrectly and are re-doing it

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 01:08 (seven years ago) link

Dunno what that FD is, blaming it on the phone

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 01:08 (seven years ago) link

xp. this was p hilarious.

montreal 2-0 within 13 minute and the atmosphere is really great, montreal have, to coin a horrible britishism, a proper home support for a football team.

having a laugh at the people behind the advertising haords sat at tables like in a restaurant, complete with mineral water and napkins as far as i can tell, haha.

harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

wau. was 3-0 montreal and tfc have scored 2 away goals in 4 minutes to make it 3-2.

harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 03:12 (seven years ago) link

I blame the big O

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 03:13 (seven years ago) link

Also Jozy shoved a dude down and should have been called for a foul before the second TFC goal

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 03:14 (seven years ago) link

lodeiro btw

tha frash prance (alomar lines), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 07:50 (seven years ago) link

the return leg was something special too

harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 1 December 2016 22:12 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Mike Magee retires, a true MLS great

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 5 January 2017 04:16 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

jesus

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 19:58 (seven years ago) link

Kaveh Solhekol Verified account
‏@SkyKaveh

Dwight Yorke confirms he's been denied entry to the US because of Iranian stamp in his passport. (Played in Tehran charity match in 2015.)

I want to change my display name (dan m), Friday, 17 February 2017 19:28 (seven years ago) link

new teams!
this is decent a badge
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/93ccbd5b989cc25da63dc3a9307d24ff9c834caf/36_0_695_417/master/695.png?w=300&q=55&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&s=4b47666870fc0beda9e65a553f1e5793

and the loons is a great nickname but wearing all grey at home is aggressively boring, giant wings or no.

this goes into the lazy hall of fame
http://atlantaintownpaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/atl-black.png

mizzell, Thursday, 2 March 2017 20:45 (seven years ago) link

i like that "victory red" doesn't represent victory
http://diegoguevara.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/TheeBlog_AtlantaUnitedFC3.png

mizzell, Thursday, 2 March 2017 20:47 (seven years ago) link

had somehow escaped me that tata martino was going to be atlanta's coach

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:02 (seven years ago) link

Gonna be going to Fire @ Atlanta in a couple weeks. Will have to watch my back in case those proper mental lads are about.

And yeah Minnesota's badge rules.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Friday, 3 March 2017 00:58 (seven years ago) link

the red eye is a great detail

tha frash prance (alomar lines), Friday, 3 March 2017 05:24 (seven years ago) link

Early impressions: Houston looked dangerous last night. Chicago looked like Chicago. Toronto still in MLS finals form. Minnesota has a beautiful crest and a god awful uniform.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 5 March 2017 17:13 (seven years ago) link

On my way to OCSC opener. New stadium. Hopefully retooled backline lets in no goals

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Sunday, 5 March 2017 20:44 (seven years ago) link

have fun! stadium looks beautiful.

tha frash prance (alomar lines), Sunday, 5 March 2017 21:20 (seven years ago) link

Atlolnta

I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 6 March 2017 02:44 (seven years ago) link

lmao of course

example (crüt), Monday, 6 March 2017 02:57 (seven years ago) link

lol jfc off to a great start in minne

jason waterfalls (gbx), Sunday, 12 March 2017 21:15 (seven years ago) link

orange balol alert

tha frash prance (alomar lines), Sunday, 12 March 2017 21:36 (seven years ago) link

That's too bad. Was hoping at least that a couple Atlanta players would get injured ahead of next weekend.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Sunday, 12 March 2017 23:42 (seven years ago) link

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/soccer/ct-fire-atlanta-united-mls-spt-0317-20170315-story.html

excellent article about what's wrong in Chicago vs what is right in Atlanta

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 17:23 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

lol/sob

At Schweinsteiger's introductory press conference a reporter asked him if he thinks he can help the Fire win the World Cup.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:41 (seven years ago) link

amazing.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 21:56 (seven years ago) link

that is legit amazing

gimp in wankouver (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 22:48 (seven years ago) link

idk Chicago might become its own nation soon

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 23:17 (seven years ago) link

A touch of class, Schweinsteiger with the reporter who asked him about Chicago's world cup chances, after yesterday's home game

https://twitter.com/derekhenkle/status/848354230066872320

I want to change my display name (dan m), Sunday, 2 April 2017 16:10 (seven years ago) link

Almost game time in O town

http://i68.tinypic.com/2rm33gi.jpg

Neanderthal, Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:31 (seven years ago) link

Holy wow the City - Galaxy match

Neanderthal, Saturday, 15 April 2017 21:03 (seven years ago) link

lol at shitty Montreal deflection goal beating Villa's actual amazing goal

http://www.dirtysouthsoccer.com/2017/4/20/15376022/mls-goal-of-the-week-award-is-broken

Neanderthal, Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:14 (seven years ago) link

welp the goal was to fill the bowl at the Pride match today, and despite Marta arriving and actually playing in the second half, didn't come anywhere close. 14,452, nowhere near the 23,403 record we set last year. even despite running a ticket promotion where you bought one ticket and got two 50% off.

disappointing af. entertaining match though. I got to do the rally tunnel.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 22 April 2017 23:42 (seven years ago) link

lotsa Orlando-ites smugly wagging their fingers at me today saying "It's Earth Day Birth Day" (a "legendary" Orlando concert series with terrible bands), only to forget that the opener where the record was set was opposite EDBD too last year (and it went opposite the headliners!).

Neanderthal, Saturday, 22 April 2017 23:42 (seven years ago) link

Yankee Stadium reduces soccer to pinball.

Larin just got his 5th goal. Christ he will be gone soon.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 April 2017 18:40 (seven years ago) link

And there's 6

Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 April 2017 19:00 (seven years ago) link

Rivas and Kaka!

idk how much of our fortress at home is us being great vs seemingly every game being in 95 degree weather at 4 pm (in the old stadium we had a lot more night matches) but I'll take it.

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 April 2017 22:55 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I thought this article was fairly spot-on across the league: http://www.topdrawersoccer.com/the91stminute/2017/05/how-each-mls-club-strives-and-struggles-to-find-authentic-identity/

The Fire seem to be lurching forward like some oddly constructed soccering Frankenstein, but against the odds their shadow Buying Club approach appears to be working in 2017. Snapping up Dax McCarty and Juninho and then paying top 5 MLS money for Bastian Schweinsteiger is just the sort of thing an LA Galaxy or an NYCFC would do, which means we maybe reconsider the Fire as a *gulp* Buying Club if this becomes a trend. Their roster doesn’t appear to have any unifying approach to it, and it certainly doesn’t value any one thing over the other, but the Fire don’t seem particularly concerned with longevity at the moment. They’re built for about a two or three-year title window before starting over.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 15 May 2017 20:51 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

This is so awesome; DC United's opponent in the 4th round of the Open Cup tonight: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christos_FC

Christos FC is an American soccer team based in Baltimore, Maryland that competes in the Maryland Major Soccer League, an affiliated league of United States Adult Soccer Association. Founded in 1997, the team is composed of ex-professionals and local college players in the Greater Baltimore area. The team colors are green, gold and black. The team takes its name from Christos Discount Liquors, a liquor store owned by businessman Nick Christopoulos who serves as the club's main financial backer.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 23:50 (six years ago) link

Christos scores, the crowd goes wild. This is great.

Uhhhh the beer league guys just scored. Mayhem pic.twitter.com/lweUW2egqP

— Dan Steinberg (@dcsportsbog) June 14, 2017

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 00:37 (six years ago) link

thats legendary

nice cage (m bison), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 05:16 (six years ago) link

lol tweet I didn't see during the game

Announcers shocked that Christos FC is cramping up in the second half like they haven't already admitted they drink heavily & don't exercise

— Zack Goldman (@ThatDamnYank) June 14, 2017

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 22:16 (six years ago) link

(Christos lost 4-1)

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 22:17 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Kaka just scored a cracker from distance while he knew Guzan wasn't expecting it and kinda looked at Guzan like "lol this is why you suck" afterwards.

so abrupt that Fox fucking missed it in real time.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 29 July 2017 21:44 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

http://www.dispatch.com/sports/20171017/crew-sc-owner-without-downtown-stadium-team-is-moving

oh wow it is extremely surprising that this dickhead owner is playing the "give me a free stadium or we're leaving" card

just weird the target city is Austin

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 13:29 (six years ago) link

Austin Villa please https://t.co/biqshxf6aL

— inflation, sorry (@EuroBigMacs) October 17, 2017

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 13:35 (six years ago) link

why do you think Austin is a weird choice? don't know much about it, but it's a big city with no pro sports team, and i can see an owner thinking that Austin could develop a supporter culture like Portland. Plus, lots of Latinos.

mizzell, Tuesday, 17 October 2017 14:23 (six years ago) link

Just that it's a smaller market than Columbus and they've already folded one lower-division team there.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 14:56 (six years ago) link

have to think that austin will overtake columbus soon (though i don't know how the size of market is determined). it already has a larger metro area population and while growth has slowed down since 2000, it's still the fastest growing city in the country.

mizzell, Tuesday, 17 October 2017 15:08 (six years ago) link

Ffs no one is relocating a team to Austin bc of latinxs, it's flush with white tech brother money

professor of postmalonial studies (m bison), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 19:06 (six years ago) link

I should note: I fucking hate the Crew. Some of the worst moments of my soccer-watching life have taken place at Crew Stadium. I still think they're being done dirty by their owners and it's indicative of larger problems with the game in this country.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 21:40 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

i mean im no leafs/toronto fan but this shld be good

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/dec/08/toronto-fc-mls-cup-final-seattle-sounders

infinity (∞), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:08 (six years ago) link

it wasn't last year.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:48 (six years ago) link

But Toronto FC are better than they were last time. They have improved over the course of 2017, showing a willingness to progress and develop almost as soon as they’d suffered defeat in last year’s MLS Cup game. “To be completely honest, I think we can use a little bit of a more creative player,” Altidore reasoned after the 2016 loss to Seattle. “I think we’re a very good team. But if we have another piece that is creative, whether it be a winger or a creative player that can kind of, on his own, help us decide games as well, that would be great.”

And so Vazquez was signed to be that creative figure, giving Toronto FC the extra dimension in the final third that Altidore spoke about.

There is a clear-headedness to everything TFC have done in recent years, which is in stark contrast to the scattergun, scatterbrain approach of the past. That is illustrated by the strength of their 2017 campaign to date.

infinity (∞), Friday, 8 December 2017 21:02 (six years ago) link

That's nice and all but they've looked the same as last year's playoffs for most of this year's playoffs.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 8 December 2017 21:12 (six years ago) link

Is it too late to root for a giant meteor to hit BMO field?

I want to change my display name (dan m), Saturday, 9 December 2017 00:43 (six years ago) link

LET'S GO METEOR!

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 9 December 2017 03:37 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/6kzYNWV.jpg

alomar lines, Saturday, 9 December 2017 20:48 (six years ago) link

Would have been nice if both teams showed up. The MLS playoffs are such a bummer.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 10 December 2017 01:04 (six years ago) link

Lol

Sounders fan?

infinity (∞), Sunday, 10 December 2017 01:20 (six years ago) link

much better game than last year imo

idiot soccer journalists who shit on jozy for his national team performance are eating crow now, he didn't have anyone to feed him passes as good as vasquez

I want to change my display name (dan m), Sunday, 10 December 2017 01:24 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

so this Cyle Larin saga huh

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 January 2018 23:32 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

Zlatan. On. Repeat. 🦁 #LAvLAFC pic.twitter.com/vY5KzyYnaW

— Major League Soccer (@MLS) March 31, 2018

Zlatan remains Zlatan.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 31 March 2018 22:33 (six years ago) link

Dwyer had two today in victory. OCSC fans already jumping ship - game wasnt a sellout

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 April 2018 01:15 (six years ago) link

lol 3 goals in 10 minutes. never change OCSC

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 April 2018 23:52 (six years ago) link

Toronto just should forfeit all their games until they're done with their cup run

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 April 2018 04:17 (six years ago) link

They kinda have

EZ Snappin, Monday, 23 April 2018 05:16 (six years ago) link

Including the first leg of the final iirc

I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 23 April 2018 14:33 (six years ago) link

Lol @nycfc

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 May 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link

that said, all the insider scuttlebutt I have heard points to this being increasing leverage over Fire ownership to sell to Ricketts & then strong arm their way out of Bridgeview

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 14:18 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

Breaking MLS-Chicago Fire news: Joe Mansueto, the executive chairman & founder of investment research firm Morningstar, is acquiring a 49% stake in the Chicago Fire from owner Andrew Hauptman. Hauptman will remain chairman/controlling shareholder. More to come in @sbjsbd

— Ian Thomas (@byIanThomas) July 11, 2018

!

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 19:52 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Reminder: The Chicago Fire support went from this (in 2009) to this (tonight in 2018) in 9 years due to the franchise ownership of Andrew Hauptman and the leadership of Don Garber.

(2nd picture from the account of @folsom23) pic.twitter.com/s6zgEsw7eP

— The Nutmeg News (@TheNutmegNews) August 24, 2018

one of those moments when the satire site drops the veil

I want to change my display name (dan m), Friday, 24 August 2018 15:54 (five years ago) link

will be called inter miami apparently.
i like the badge.

mizzell, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 13:21 (five years ago) link

seven months pass...
two months pass...
two weeks pass...

At the All Star game.

100% rooting Atletico.

Lol MLS managed 1 shot, not on frame, first half

Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 August 2019 01:33 (four years ago) link

Such a pointless spectacle

I want to change my display name (dan m), Friday, 2 August 2019 05:38 (four years ago) link

I enjoyed watching Atletico Madrid. Only reason i went

Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 August 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link

Is Josef Martinez legitimately good or just better than MLS defenders?

ShariVari, Sunday, 11 August 2019 20:55 (four years ago) link

I doubt he's Almiron level good, maybe Mexican league good

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Sunday, 11 August 2019 20:56 (four years ago) link

Fire's Nico Gaitan:

tackles opposing player, probably should have been a yellow, but is called a red
the red gets VAR'd
ref upholds the red, Nico is sent off (Fire hold on to win 2-0)
today, red is rescinded

tackle: https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2019/08/17/red-card-nico-gaitan-sent-reckless-tackle

WTFVAR

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 22:12 (four years ago) link

If that's a red, Orlando City would finish every match with eight guys

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 18:20 (four years ago) link

the whole vancouver whitecaps sexual abuse and harassment scandal and being bottom of the league has zapped my interest in the MLS pretty thoroughly

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 22 August 2019 19:27 (four years ago) link

I can imagine!

The current fight with fans over antifascist imagery in stadiums is doing much the same to me… at least to the extent that following a team run by an egomaniac venture capitalist shitstain hadn't already sapped my interest.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 22 August 2019 19:55 (four years ago) link

The current fight with fans over antifascist imagery in stadiums is doing much the same to me

yeah that's dumb as hell!

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:02 (four years ago) link

ATL united posted a slightly anti-gun banner after the recent slate of shootings at the last OC match, was a nice touch.

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:07 (four years ago) link

fans I should have said

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:07 (four years ago) link

Yeah and a bunch of them got thrown out and banned for a year because of it

I want to change my display name (dan m), Friday, 23 August 2019 01:22 (four years ago) link

Also I should have said VULTURE capitalist shitstain above… he doesn't have enough money for ventures, which is part of the problem.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Friday, 23 August 2019 01:23 (four years ago) link

God i wanna fuck ATL up toni

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 August 2019 23:52 (four years ago) link

Ght

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 August 2019 23:52 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

HAUPT
MAN
OUT

WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I want to change my display name (dan m), Friday, 13 September 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link

^^aforementioned egomaniac vulture capitalist shitstain

I want to change my display name (dan m), Friday, 13 September 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link

I went to my first mls game of the season today, the latest i’ve left it in years. Weird one. ECS walked out at halftime because their iron front flag bearer got kcicked out. Quiet and sloppy second half, but a sounders win

alomar lines, Monday, 16 September 2019 04:09 (four years ago) link

Nice, y'all are in 2nd, huh?

Got so close to perfect home attendance this year for OC. made the first fifteen games, had to miss last night and will be out of the country for the finale.

Missed a wild one too. I have a feeling next year is our year. Definitely a better squad than a year ago

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 16 September 2019 04:16 (four years ago) link

how'd I never notice that Houston basically has the same kit as Wolverhampton

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 22 September 2019 00:45 (four years ago) link

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 22 September 2019 00:47 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Motherfuck our stupid dumbfuck front office.

Sixth season and we will be on our fourth goddamn coach.

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 7 October 2019 15:11 (four years ago) link

You can have Chicago's

I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 7 October 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

oh shii we get to host

alomar lines, Thursday, 31 October 2019 02:09 (four years ago) link

Thank fuck ATL lost.

Their fans were insufferable pricks to my friend who was there with her young kid, telling her to "shut the fuck up" for cheering for OC in our own stadium

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 31 October 2019 02:12 (four years ago) link

ok who is stoked

alomar lines, Sunday, 10 November 2019 19:46 (four years ago) link

on my way to watch the WNT play in Jax so I'll miss a lot of this.

pulling Seattle

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link

hell the fuck yes. never seen the stadium like that. hoarse. WOOOOOOOOOO SOUNDERS!!!!!!

alomar lines, Sunday, 10 November 2019 22:48 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

maxi is correct

This is an incredible amount of money for a league that...

- Barely gets 200K viewers a game.

- Barely earns any amount of national media coverage.

- Still has players fly in economy.

- Actively claims it's not profitable. https://t.co/9kwRhUzMqW

— Maxi Rodriguez (@FutbolIntellect) December 16, 2019

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 23:13 (four years ago) link

they need a few foldings to remind them of their stature

100 Percent That Grinch (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 23:21 (four years ago) link

yeah, that is nuts

#FBPIRA (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 23:36 (four years ago) link

The city of Charlotte is apparently offering to stump up $110m from public funds - which seems even more absurd.

Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 07:22 (four years ago) link

this is a big reason why san antonio balked at pursuing an expansion franchise (that and eventually austin landing one for themselves)

peloton for the painfully alone (m bison), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 12:15 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

Got tickets to the Atlanta v Nashville game next Saturday. Should be fun!

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 23 February 2020 19:36 (four years ago) link

This is so incredibly, comically bad. I LOVE MLS I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
pic.twitter.com/YgPEllLHga

— Kylo Force Choking Appreciator (@LindsayAdaire) February 29, 2020

lmao missed u mls

I want to change my display name (dan m), Saturday, 29 February 2020 20:57 (four years ago) link

On my way to opening day

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 February 2020 21:14 (four years ago) link

me too!

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 29 February 2020 22:57 (four years ago) link

fun opening game in Nashville. I think the team will be solid this year once they get more time to gel.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 1 March 2020 14:20 (four years ago) link

Josef Martinez torn ACL. damn

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 March 2020 03:26 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

https://www.cbc.ca/sports/soccer/mls/major-league-soccer-resume-play-tournament-1.5605884

I'm going to watch the hell out of this

Rik Waller-Bridge (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link

will be weird (no crowds) and possibly bad

Rik Waller-Bridge (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link

Oh it's going to be really bad

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 22:31 (three years ago) link

im entirely too starved of fútbol at this stage. I am a desperate man

Rik Waller-Bridge (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 22:36 (three years ago) link

i'll watch the hell out of it.

looks like what I paid for season tickets is gonna roll over to next year since we won't be able to see many (if any) games in person this year.

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link

the draw for this has massively rigged energy

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 11 June 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link

as long as NYCFC are all eaten by a bear on live tv i'm game

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2020 22:38 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Bubble is going well.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 19:07 (three years ago) link

It's the tournament Garber deserves.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 19:41 (three years ago) link

truly

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 20:45 (three years ago) link

That wall of ads is so distracting. I feel a little guilty watching this because it's stupid and dangerous yet, as with most things MLS, it's such a dumb crazy spectacle I can't look away.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 9 July 2020 00:39 (three years ago) link

lol at Dwyer whiffing in front of an unguarded net

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 00:55 (three years ago) link

when your feet are too rusty to score, try fisting it in

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 01:11 (three years ago) link

what a garbage goal, any squad with a slightly above average defence should have broken that up. sigh

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 01:44 (three years ago) link

never like to see a player with his hands around his throat like that. stretcher coming

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 01:48 (three years ago) link

ugh. that was ugly. hope Reyes is ok.

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 01:53 (three years ago) link

Goal!

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 02:05 (three years ago) link

Tesho Akindele scores a lot of goals for a guy who doesn't look like he was made to play this game.

which probably explains why he so horribly whiffed on that one

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 02:11 (three years ago) link

Dwyer should have had like two yellows before he crushed that guy's throat.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 9 July 2020 02:31 (three years ago) link

Dwyer should perenially always have two yellows, he's a reckless player in general

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 02:32 (three years ago) link

Naniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 02:33 (three years ago) link

lol 2-0 already OCSC

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 00:33 (three years ago) link

of course they'd play a match like this when nobody can be there to watch. 3 goals!

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 02:02 (three years ago) link

I didn't see it, but apparently the Quakes/Vancouver game tonight was complete lunacy.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 16 July 2020 03:24 (three years ago) link

have they just decided every 2nd half is going to have 10 minutes of stoppage now? cos they scored the winner in the 9th minute of stoppage tonight, Orlando had 10 minutes of stoppage last night, which seemed absurd considering the drink break wasn't THAT long, and only one goal, typical number of substitutions, a few short injury stops.

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 July 2020 03:31 (three years ago) link

i mean if u wanna get technical about, we HAVE been stopping play for months until now, thats a lot of time to make up

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Thursday, 16 July 2020 06:08 (three years ago) link

really bad job guys pic.twitter.com/GNzlIijYGE

— watke (@watke_) July 16, 2020

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 16 July 2020 12:41 (three years ago) link

Was thinking about crossposting to amazing goal thread but nah

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 16 July 2020 12:41 (three years ago) link

of fucking course, the first Orlando City squad that looks like it might be quality happens during a global pandemic ;)

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 01:42 (three years ago) link

woohoo, on to quarterfinals. this OC team is legit, just still need a more solid striker at the back. also Nani has been kind of off his game.

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Sunday, 26 July 2020 14:16 (three years ago) link

Nerve-racked for the second half vs LAFC

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Saturday, 1 August 2020 00:36 (three years ago) link

OH MY FUCKING GOOOOD

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Saturday, 1 August 2020 01:52 (three years ago) link

semi-finals against Minnesota. weather delay. meh

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 August 2020 01:16 (three years ago) link

FINALS BABYYYYYYYYYYYY

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 August 2020 03:26 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

TV coverage not realising Orlando had scored until a full two minutes after play had resumed - the MLS is back, baby.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 29 August 2020 20:17 (three years ago) link

That made me so fucking mad

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 August 2020 23:28 (three years ago) link

But HEY WE BEAT ATLLLLL

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 August 2020 23:29 (three years ago) link

It's a pretty regular thing ime, the broadcast will be f-ing around with a replay or some BS and a goal will be scored off-screen.

Fire had about 15 mins of good play tonight and that wasn't nearly enough, even though it seems like nycfc is mostly bad too. Them playing at Red Bull arena is hilarious.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Sunday, 30 August 2020 03:57 (three years ago) link

Also to save money the away team broadcasters (well, for the Fire at least) are rarely on site even in non pandemic times.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Sunday, 30 August 2020 03:58 (three years ago) link

amazing what having to play on a real field does to the Pigeons

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 August 2020 04:03 (three years ago) link

mega LOLs today with Brad Guzan failing to save a ball shot directly at him and appearing to shit the ball into the goal

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 August 2020 04:10 (three years ago) link

It was a bizarre situation. Junior Urso scored and the ref seemed to have ruled the goal out, so he started complaining and play restarted off-screen. The commentators were discussing why it might have been chalked off and were told later that it had counted. idk how they got all the players back in their own halves and kicked off again in the time it took to show a replay.

The referee was appalling. An Atlanta player was kicked by a high foot hard enough to leave stud marks in his neck, while in the penalty box - the ref gave nothing, was told to look at it again on screen, and still gave nothing. Orlando deserved to win overall, though.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 30 August 2020 05:24 (three years ago) link

I'm not used to my boys being good. Enjoying this while it lasts

Neanderthal, Thursday, 3 September 2020 01:28 (three years ago) link

Blowing a lead in both the last two games and leaving 4 points on the field...fuck.

Against Atlanta's awful team even worse. They had zero attack but it just takes 1.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 September 2020 02:26 (three years ago) link

Sorry dan m

origami condom (Neanderthal), Sunday, 20 September 2020 01:43 (three years ago) link

What do you mean, it's been like this for years

I want to change my display name (dan m), Sunday, 20 September 2020 11:44 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

year is a clusterfuck. asterix or no, thrilled beyond fuck for us to have 38 points in 21 matches.

Cincinatti, meanwhile, got shut out for the 14th time in 22 games, and have only 11 goals this year. the record for fewest was DC in 2010 with 21 in a 30 game season. yowch.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 November 2020 02:50 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

That Orlando v NYC penalty shootout was probably the most farcical sporting moment I've ever seen

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Saturday, 21 November 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link

Utterly ridiculous.

I'm happy we won but for a ref to not know the rules...and he's a two time referee of the year winner

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 21 November 2020 23:01 (three years ago) link

The fact he didn't realise another penalty needed to be taken was *chefs kiss*

Glad Orlando won though, they got gypped for the keeper being sent off. What utterly repugnant refereeing. Hilarious seeing the Orlando manager dancing into the tunnel in sheer delight only having to come out and relive the anxiety again tbh

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Saturday, 21 November 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link

Oh yes let's not forget that he forgot they can't bring on a sub keeper cos they used all their subs!

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Saturday, 21 November 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link

Lol yea. I understood why OCSC was confused (the game initially "ended" on a NYCFC miss so the misremembered that they were actually shooting second) but the ref not realizing was ridic. NYCFC having to point at the scoreboard, lol

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 21 November 2020 23:13 (three years ago) link

Having a CB make a game winning save is a new one.

Orlando is selling a special goalkeeper kit for Schlegel now lolol. Took them no time at all

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 21 November 2020 23:14 (three years ago) link

He was probably off his line though too!

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Saturday, 21 November 2020 23:18 (three years ago) link

Weird disconnect seeing a lot of people at that game only to go back to Columbus Crew where the stands are empty. Go Florida! You obviously got this!

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Saturday, 21 November 2020 23:20 (three years ago) link

Most entertaining league in the world

I want to change my display name (dan m), Saturday, 21 November 2020 23:46 (three years ago) link

lol @ all of the articles coming out sharing PRO's defense of the ref clarifying a) why Gallese got a yellow (MLS still using 19/20 rules as season started in 19/20 season) and b) why Rowe couldn't be subbed in. Fair enough on A, but the reason everybody was yelling at how bad the ref was had less to do with his calls and more to do with him seeming not to know any of the rules and going back and forth no less than twice on whether Rowe could come on, or signaling game over at 5-5. his handling of the Rowe situation felt like it took a half hour.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 22 November 2020 01:41 (three years ago) link

Two goals in stoppage of KC vs SJ was wild, just starting extra time now.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Sunday, 22 November 2020 23:28 (three years ago) link

Toronto vs Nashville in Connecticut is very MLS

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 01:13 (three years ago) link

Nashville is America's Team.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 02:00 (three years ago) link

lol at nut-kick with studs not being a red card

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 02:04 (three years ago) link

also lol at Philly

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 02:04 (three years ago) link

this holds, my boys get an unexpected 2nd round home match

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 02:05 (three years ago) link

I like Jim Curtin (former Fire player from when I was first getting into following them) and I really hate New England (olde tyme Fire rival from that same era)

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 02:27 (three years ago) link

That said if Bruce Arena can win with New England, that's a definite accomplishment

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 02:28 (three years ago) link

Philly choked. wow. my boys get an unexpected 2nd home playoff match. a winnable one!

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 03:14 (three years ago) link

i think we coulda taken PHilly too tho

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 03:14 (three years ago) link

Philly was so bad, very surprising

I think the only team I have left to root for is Minnesota, maybe LAFC if they win tonight

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 04:13 (three years ago) link

A friend who bets on MLS (lol) pointed out that New England has the best away record in the league, which this year is saying something given the way teams fly in and fly out on the same day

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 04:14 (three years ago) link

yeah, Orlando's first road game post-restart, they looked completely zonked due to the 4 hour same day bus ride to Miami

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 04:31 (three years ago) link

ugh.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 28 November 2020 02:58 (three years ago) link

Yikes

pic.twitter.com/2tWLwzBQP3

— MLS Images That Preceded Unfortunate Events (@ImagesMls) November 29, 2020

I want to change my display name (dan m), Sunday, 29 November 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link

Idk what the fuck he was thinking

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 29 November 2020 23:08 (three years ago) link

Fuck's sake Minnesota

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 8 December 2020 04:53 (three years ago) link

Good to see the Loons join the long tradition of Minnesota sports failures.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 8 December 2020 15:03 (three years ago) link

i'm still crushed by our choke session against New England, but happy we had such a good year

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 December 2020 19:58 (three years ago) link

Seattle, what a boring result

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 December 2020 19:58 (three years ago) link

For me it's like

Fuck these guys, they deserve it

Vs

Fuck these guys

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 13 December 2020 03:40 (three years ago) link

lol otm. I don't hate the Crew like I did years ago, but mehhhhhhhhh.

I didn't realize it was on, but damn, shellacking.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 13 December 2020 03:42 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

cheap owners see a chance to get cheaper

From ESPN colleague Austin Lindberg...MLS informs #MLSPA that it will invoke force majeure clause to terminate CBA - source. https://t.co/qmwRgrOEOx

— Jeff Carlisle (@JeffreyCarlisle) December 29, 2020

I'm really getting sick of this fucking league

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link

they'll charge $250 million for a new franchise but screw giving the players a penny. so gross.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 29 December 2020 21:41 (three years ago) link

i make more money than some of the players. and i'm not risking permanent, life-altering injuries daily like they are.

it's fucked

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 22:35 (three years ago) link

Statement on Force Majeure Notice: https://t.co/b4tsOy7nSB pic.twitter.com/dLMMTrmfdd

— MLSPA (@MLSPA) December 29, 2020

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 00:11 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

With pick #60, @ChicagoFire select midfielder Mitch Guitar from @BadgerMSoccer. #SuperDraft pic.twitter.com/UCHdpCnPqS

— Major League Soccer (@MLS) January 21, 2021

calzino, Thursday, 21 January 2021 22:29 (three years ago) link

I heard this guy is Bobson Dugnutt's cousin

calzino, Thursday, 21 January 2021 22:31 (three years ago) link

He's no Hunter Jumper tbh

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 22 January 2021 00:11 (three years ago) link

A guy named Ketchup got drafted, too. MLS has some underrated names.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 22 January 2021 17:05 (three years ago) link

When I heard about that one I was reaalllly hoping he was a Brazilian here studying and playing at a university, and that was his mononym… but alas

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 22 January 2021 17:23 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

this is some accurately funny shit

Generic MLS starting XI Attack:

LW: 3 caps for a bottom-half CONMEBOL national team, Young DP
ST: Big $ DP signing, still scores less than Gyasi Zardes
RW: Signed from a random lower European league, announcer always mispronounces their name

— Scruffy Jack (@BeardedJack) March 8, 2021


Generic MLS starting XI Midfield:

CAM: ~Classic~ Late-prime Argentinian No. 10, DP
CM: mid-20s Homegrown, fringe January Camp material, probably a fan favorite/cult hero
CDM: Forever-underrated MLS-Lifer, Max salary hit

— Scruffy Jack (@BeardedJack) March 8, 2021


Generic MLS starting XI Defense:

LB: Top Caribbean player, low key your best player
LCB: Central American you hate to see in WCQ
RCB: Jan Camp Stud, Chad Marshall Wannabe
RB: Former USL player or Superdraft pick, very affordable
GK: "Would love to see him get a USMNT callup"

— Scruffy Jack (@BeardedJack) March 8, 2021


Generic MLS Subs off the bench:

1: Youth national teamer already linked to Europe
2: MLS-Lifer who's more of a "locker room guy", former draft pick
3: Someone you traded $400K in GAM for
4: Re-entry Draft signing
5: Old player who isn't 90 mins fit anymore

— Scruffy Jack (@BeardedJack) March 8, 2021

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 19:52 (three years ago) link

like if I took an average of the last 3-4 years of Fire lineups every single one of those would have at least one applicable player, and some 2 or 3 deep

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 19:54 (three years ago) link

hahahaha that is perfect

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 20:45 (three years ago) link

weirdly though our LWs/RWs have had more SuperDraft players over time, as opposed to the beginning, when we were signing players from lower level Columbian squads hoping we struck gold

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 20:47 (three years ago) link

*Colombian

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 20:47 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Fire preview from the Athletic:

Chicago Fire

Most important player: Gaston Gimenez

Season in a word: “Resignation” -@barker_cm

In my estimation, the most interesting thing about the Chicago Fire is that they have two separate players named “Jhon” on the roster. This team hasn’t qualified for the playoffs since 2017 and haven’t made it out of the first round since 2009. The war heroes that constitute the Chicago Fire fanbase deserve better. It doesn’t matter how good manager Raphael Wicky looks in glasses. It’s time for the Chicago Fire to give everyone reasons to care again. Maybe that’s going to come down to Gimenez at the base of their midfield, or maybe that’s going to be teenager Jhon Jader Duran, “one of the best talents in world football”. I don’t know. But if Chicago can’t compete this year, it might be time for them to reset. Again.

This is damning enough on its own, but the author omits that Duran is too young for an international transfer so he won't actually be able to play this year. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 17:02 (three years ago) link

i feel like with all of the regional focus this year is going to be another weird one.

P-Zunit (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 17:22 (three years ago) link

hoping Pato kicks ass for us.

P-Zunit (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 17:22 (three years ago) link

Xp yeah, and to add to that, Fire and MN don't even play each other once

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 17:28 (three years ago) link

we had some weird blind spots like that last year too, I think with DC United, and the Revs (until the playoffs).

P-Zunit (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 17:30 (three years ago) link

IT'S PATO TIME

P-Zunit (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 April 2021 19:00 (three years ago) link

The opening Fire goal was quite nice, and it seems like they will have quite the offense this year, along with a shambles of a defense. Four goals a game will not be out of the ordinary, I'm sure.

Four one-touch passes 🥵 pic.twitter.com/hhnwR3yxOx

— Chicago Fire FC (@ChicagoFire) April 18, 2021

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 18 April 2021 19:33 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

^^^ the only nice moment from the Fire all year

also did the Cbus management not get the memo on dumbass pointless rebrands from last year's Fire? wtf

In Columbus, we forge paths for others to follow.

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐮𝐬. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐰.#Crew96 pic.twitter.com/oN2sOWrBS9

— The Crew (@ColumbusCrew) May 10, 2021

They should have ditched the Columbus part and kept the Crew

EZ Snappin, Monday, 10 May 2021 19:52 (two years ago) link

I cackled loud enough at this to wake the dog

MLS absolutely bangs because every week, a 17 year old named Cayden Brayden-Grayden will pull some world class shit out of nowhere and then literally Gonzalo Higuain will miss a sitter

— Tyler (@WhiskeyTy) May 13, 2021

Also salaries were released today:

https://mlsplayers.org/resources/salary-guide

Time to see who the most ridiculous disappointments are… Beric and Gimenez this means u

Nani making way less than I thought

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 May 2021 16:01 (two years ago) link

Pato surprisingly low. Sebas Mendez, a good but not necessarily excellent midfielder, getting 550,000.

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 May 2021 16:03 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjGLa5dDfAQ

at 1:23, watch a professional goalie pathetically get punked off the ball by a winger.

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Sunday, 20 June 2021 14:09 (two years ago) link

lol

class project pat (m bison), Sunday, 20 June 2021 19:32 (two years ago) link

Got to see Dike score one live. Woo

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 01:33 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

fire are currently crashing back to earth, down 3-0 and a man short in nashville 16 minutes into the game

OCSC about to draw Toronto.

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 July 2021 01:33 (two years ago) link

Phil Neville surely can’t have long left at Miami.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 22 July 2021 08:11 (two years ago) link

sky just played his post match presser. " there's no 'I' in team". with insight like that he'll be there 5 years.

oscar bravo, Thursday, 22 July 2021 10:08 (two years ago) link

NYCFC should be contracted if they don't get a real field

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Sunday, 25 July 2021 23:00 (two years ago) link

I hate ATL so much. this win was delicious.

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Saturday, 31 July 2021 05:03 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

god, some of this MLS SB Nation bloggers. from my team's own Mane Land site:

Dike also needs to dust off the rust and get a goal. We talk about how strikers are judged on scoring goals, but it’s been too long since the big guy did so in purple.

that would be because he's played in 4 matches all year, only 3 of which he played more than 45 minutes, only 2 in which he started, and he scored two goals in the first match he started.

he's played a whopping 45 minutes in the last 2 months due to injuries and the Gold Cup.

Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Saturday, 4 September 2021 17:14 (two years ago) link

I'd take that over the Fire SB Nation guy, who is an extension of the team's PR department and only puts out stories they feed him.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 5 September 2021 16:25 (two years ago) link

meh. all teams should have quality SB Nation blogs, not the....crap I see.

Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Sunday, 5 September 2021 17:28 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

A quick recap of what happened in Cincinnati last night. pic.twitter.com/vNVaxbYkOv

— Pharmaceutical Soccer (@PharmaSoccer) October 28, 2021

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 29 October 2021 18:38 (two years ago) link

nothing will ever convince me that Dike committed a foul and our win became a draw. it's been that kind of year. at least when Tesho's got scrubbed off the board, I understood why (offside).

having a game winner taken away dramatically is just gutting. VAR not my friend rn.

the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 November 2021 19:43 (two years ago) link

I'm a Nashville fan and that wasn't a foul. Both going for the bad and colliding. Goal should have stood.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 1 November 2021 22:52 (two years ago) link

ball not bad

EZ Snappin, Monday, 1 November 2021 22:52 (two years ago) link

Congrats on your season btw. Helluva transformation from debut season to second and you'll be a tough out in the playoffs

the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 November 2021 22:56 (two years ago) link

Chance to tie for the most draws ever!

EZ Snappin, Monday, 1 November 2021 23:33 (two years ago) link

lol we're not far behind sadly

the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 November 2021 23:46 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

that was a fun game. Nashville has a good crowd

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:17 (two years ago) link

Congrats. Sad for my boys but you all earned it

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:00 (two years ago) link

That was not the way I hoped Nashville would end their season.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 29 November 2021 02:47 (two years ago) link

This is such a vibe. pic.twitter.com/0lTLX5tc07

— Jeff Rueter (@jeffrueter) December 11, 2021

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 11 December 2021 23:32 (two years ago) link

Mehhhhhhh

hopefully this review helped someone (Neanderthal), Saturday, 11 December 2021 23:33 (two years ago) link

I have a few friends on the Portland side, feel bad for them. Like to see Sean Johnson winning it all after the Fire ditched him.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 12 December 2021 00:17 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

haha wow, Fire actually went and signed Shaqiri

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 17:57 (two years ago) link

lmao

News: NYCFC secured a multiyear tie-up with Chicago-based men's grooming brand DUDE Wipes, which will have branding featured on the team's right jersey sleeve starting in '22.https://t.co/QTA2Qdt6R7 pic.twitter.com/KFu30bKqxB

— Mark J. Burns (@markjburns88) February 10, 2022

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 10 February 2022 19:09 (two years ago) link

my friends and I have been laughing about that all morning

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 February 2022 20:12 (two years ago) link

nervously excited about Facundo Torres. first mega million star in their youth that we've signed, every other one was a 30-something retirement league signing

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 February 2022 00:46 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

lmao at Quioto's red card today. peak level idiocy

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 February 2022 02:45 (two years ago) link

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/retired-chicago-fire-soccer-player-desperate-to-get-family-out-of-ukraine/2772419/

Dema Kovalenko is spending his days watching coverage of the war in his home country of Ukraine on television.

"Nothing I can do. I just want to see my family. That's it. That's all I want," said Kovalenko.

His mother, father, grandmother, sister and niece are all camping out in a bomb shelter beneath a church in Kyiv.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 15:25 (two years ago) link

Does anyone know whether it’s generally possible to get MLS tickets (Chicago Fire specifically) from a physical box office on match day or do you have to go through Ticketmaster?

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 21:21 (two years ago) link

dan's your man on that one!

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 21:21 (two years ago) link

Answering my own question, digital only from this year, it seems.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 21:24 (two years ago) link

Yes they have gone digital only. If you buy in a group you might be able to get physical tickets. The move to Soldier Field has brought many inconveniences to fans and imho this is one of them. (Wait until you see how much it costs to park a car there! Hot tip: take the Red Line to Roosevelt and walk if you can.)

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 23:32 (two years ago) link

Thanks!

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 23:32 (two years ago) link

(or Green or Orange Lines depending on where you're coming from)

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 23:34 (two years ago) link

it's $20 to park in the official city lots immediately outside Orlando City Stadium (I will never call it Exploria). is Soldier Field closer to American football prices (i.e. $45)?

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 23:37 (two years ago) link

yep

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 23:42 (two years ago) link

lol fuuuuuck that.

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 23:42 (two years ago) link

also security guards open carrying pistols will come and scream at you to leave the lot about 10 minutes after games end

this has happened to me and many of my friends

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 23:43 (two years ago) link

That was a fun experience. A terrible game, yes, but a fun experience.

Shaqiri is on a completely different level to the rest of the team and was notably frustrated trying to get them on his wavelength. Przybyłko doesn’t look mobile at all but should get good service in the air, though fluffed his chance from an excellent cross today. Not sure what the Orlando goal ended up being ruled out for.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 6 March 2022 02:02 (two years ago) link

There was a handball in the play leading up to the goal, apparently.

Agreed about Shaqiri. This is the kind of thing I have gotten used to with the Fire over the time I have been following them, with some exceptions. I do feel heartened by the new owner's willingness to spend, but with a new coach and a mostly new squad it's rebuilding time again.

ShariVari, are you a Chicagoan? I go to matches infrequently these days but would happily crack open a beer at the tailgate if we happen to be there at the same time.

No, just a brief visit from the U.K. but I will definitely let you know if I come back.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 6 March 2022 02:39 (two years ago) link

Ah, okay, glad you enjoyed it!

Cool moment from the first Charlotte home match

Back in 2010, Sacha Kljestan visited Children's Hospital Los Angeles and gave a jersey to a young patient battling liver cancer.

The patient? Chris Hegardt, who now plays for @CharlotteFC ❤️

🎥 | H/T @MLS pic.twitter.com/SOP52GN7TH

— The Athletic Soccer (@TheAthleticSCCR) March 6, 2022

wow

i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Sunday, 6 March 2022 03:42 (two years ago) link

next level cringe

“We don’t make chants for a billionaire” nah, yall make tifos for him 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😤 pic.twitter.com/LbAxcSE2lE

— 🥞 from Southbound (@_Pancake_Papi) March 13, 2022

one month passes...

Ola Kamara scoring, taking off his jersey knowing it's an automatic yellow and there are still 70 minutes left to play, then scoring again, then making a WWE-style challenge late in stoppage time in the first half, ending his night....

then DC somehow managing to still hold the 2-0 lead until the 80th minute, and conceding thrice and losing at home

really feels like peak MLS

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 April 2022 15:03 (two years ago) link

love seeing mah boys in videos like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aunPMGDL6qQ

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 April 2022 15:04 (two years ago) link

y'know, I don't hate on MLS because I don't have any delusions of it being a top-tier league, but it's fairly entertaining and the parity is nice.

but man, I watch highlights like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta1zJmvTANc

and boy have I never seen two teams forget so quickly how to play soccer, and LOL TED UNKEL

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Sunday, 24 April 2022 06:37 (two years ago) link

v important news, austin fc -- which any moral person should recognize as an illegitimate team -- got spanked by thee san antonio fc in the us open cup this week and this is the greatest soccerball moment since the hand of god goal

terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Sunday, 24 April 2022 13:49 (two years ago) link

word on the bird app is that the Fire are closing in on bringing Chris Mueller back from Hibs, somehow

Neanderthal, any thoughts on him from his time in Orlando?

He was really good his first few years. Hustler, goal poacher, and assist man. He was in distant MVP talks in 2020.

He was outright trash last year, mostly because he gave up and had mentally left already.

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 May 2022 23:15 (one year ago) link

Feel like he benefitted greatly from Nani. He isn't gonna turbocharge your attack by himself but assuming he's humbled now after sucking overseas, he should help improve your attack.

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 May 2022 23:18 (one year ago) link

The hope is between him and Jairo Torres joining the attack can't go anywhere but up, because it has been the worst in the league for a few games now.

If Mueller finds his form from 2020, you'll be in good shape. I suspect he was just mentally checked out last year cos he wanted out.

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 May 2022 02:27 (one year ago) link

fun open cup match tonight, OCSC winning 2-1.

Philly rested a lot of starters. we played more than I felt comfortable with for longer than I felt comfortable with, with Saturday road match coming up, but...victory still well-earned.

It's interesting how 'playing the kids' sometimes works out. Philly have a lot of good homegrown players, so even though their attack was fairly toothless with 7 new starters in the lineup, they were playing fairly well. Orlando, on the other hand, played five reserves, but were floundering to threaten much in the first half because of one single dude (Michael Halliday) who couldn't control a ball to save his life at RB. killed about five attacking sequences on his own, almost made up for Bedoya not playing for Philly.

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 03:36 (one year ago) link

Fire are in last place iirc

Dunno if these figures have been shared before, but, MLSPA has updated salary info, as of Apr 15. Most expensive players in MLS:

1. Xherdan Shaqiri, $8.15m
2. Chicharito, $6m
3. Gonzalo Higuain, $5.8m
4. Alejandro Pozuelo, $4.7m
5. Jozy Altidore, $4.3m (incl. buyout, I imagine)

— Tom Bogert (@tombogert) May 17, 2022

two months pass...
two weeks pass...

Andrew Gutman on scoring MLS' 20,000 goal:

"I don't get a bonus for it. I don't get anything. MLS loves it though."

— Felipe Cárdenas (@FelipeCar) August 14, 2022

Btw Neanderthal Chris Mueller has arguably been the Fire's most consistent offensive player this season fwiw

Lol of course that's how it worked out. Well glad he has worked out for you. Prior to last year he'd been one of our best as well so he has a decent ceiling when he's inspired

I am downgrading my season Tix cos the premium seats I get I can't afford any more. Not for how rubbish we are at home

Also though easier to see play unfold from higher up in stands.

Prices got jacked up for next year here too, I could understand if they were consistently winning but that is not the case

MLS reddit is usually hell but this was actually pretty funny pic.twitter.com/mzfPPBSIoC

— Lava Spike Jonze (@Julio_DA) August 22, 2022

dying

The best thing to ever happen in the MLS… pic.twitter.com/VdZWtK5TKi

— Football Away Days (@FBAwayDays) August 26, 2022

AhhahHahaHah

My season tickets used to be behind goal. That was one reason I moved

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 August 2022 19:02 (one year ago) link

;_; my boys

http://www.espn.com/video/clip/_/id/4732679 via @ESPN App http://espn.com/app

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 August 2022 03:16 (one year ago) link

lol on that replay you can see two of my friends. one of them laughed and told us the other left him hanging when she went to hi-five him, he had disappeared, and he said in his excitement, he'd leapt down a row.

the replay confirms her story, you see her turn to hi five him, and look confused when he's not there, lol

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 August 2022 19:39 (one year ago) link

Me at Open Cup final

https://i.ibb.co/nQK7kfh/IMG-20220907-194837.jpg

Mr Haaland's Opus (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 7 September 2022 23:51 (one year ago) link

oh shit thats right now

terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Thursday, 8 September 2022 00:26 (one year ago) link

rooting for sacto bc fuck mls im sure you understand

terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Thursday, 8 September 2022 00:26 (one year ago) link

Decent game so far, I love the Open Cup

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 8 September 2022 00:32 (one year ago) link

neanderthal when st louis city SC starts up i am going to try to pay attention. look out -- many are saying that stl city sc are rumored to take it all in 2024

Karl Malone, Thursday, 8 September 2022 00:39 (one year ago) link

Orlando support doing YSA on goal kicks like it's 2005, lol

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 8 September 2022 01:24 (one year ago) link

#5 on sacramento watched a lot of guys score on him in the second half huh

terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Thursday, 8 September 2022 02:02 (one year ago) link

Enjoy it Neando!

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 8 September 2022 02:03 (one year ago) link

Lol during the YSA chants on the Jumbotron they flashed "NO PROFANITY" and then during the chant they flashed "Your socks have holes!"

Mr Haaland's Opus (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 September 2022 03:02 (one year ago) link

I <3 Facundo Torres. Hope he becomes a key player on Uruguayan National Team

Mr Haaland's Opus (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 September 2022 03:03 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

A v nice story about a Fire homegrown's tying goal in the last game of the season: https://allchgo.com/2022/10/12/his-dream-came-true-the-story-behind-alex-monis-emotional-first-goal-for-the-chicago-fire/

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 12 October 2022 22:25 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

well that was crazy

symsymsym, Saturday, 5 November 2022 23:19 (one year ago) link

poor Philly

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 November 2022 23:38 (one year ago) link

aww maaaaaaan! our jersey sucks!

https://i.imgur.com/vQrzroj.png

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 November 2022 16:10 (one year ago) link

that's the feared St Louis City SC. they feed us all purina here. it's dry but it's free

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 November 2022 16:10 (one year ago) link

seeing as how adidas has had a total monopoly on jerseys for years and will for several more years (iirc): it could (and probably will be) worse

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 17 November 2022 16:33 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

lol @ Austin

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:33 (one year ago) link

(the squad not the awesome poster)

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:33 (one year ago) link

austin fc failure is my success

not mls, but i bought season tickets to san antonio fc this year, im INVESTED

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:45 (one year ago) link

the 12th man!

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:53 (one year ago) link

defending usl champs babyyyy

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:53 (one year ago) link

Austin were -1500 Vegas favorites coming into this leg. Valotte AC have a rich history but the league they belong to hasn't completed a full season since 2018. and they had to play their 'home' leg of the match in another country (Dominican Republic). and facing one of the higher ranked teams in MLS who had a strong offensive output last year, and come out and win the first leg over them 3-0. what a great story/performance.

but also LOL AT AUSTIN FC

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:57 (one year ago) link

xpost nice. weirdly you all have a few ex-Orlando City players (David Loera and Victor "PC" Giro). so I guess I'll root for yas to win again this year ;)

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 02:01 (one year ago) link

Concacaf is the gift that keeps on giving

now watch as my team will probably get rolled in 20 mins

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 02:37 (one year ago) link

Xp I rest my case

Best thing you'll see all day. 🐶

Doggo just trying to score a goal. pic.twitter.com/ycikSNGlTz

— Major League Soccer (@MLS) March 8, 2023

xpost nice. weirdly you all have a few ex-Orlando City players (David Loera and Victor "PC" Giro). so I guess I'll root for yas to win again this year ;)

― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Tuesday, March 7, 2023 8:01 PM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

we had santiago patiño, too! he was our playoff goal machine. he's off to brazil's 2nd flight iirc.

love pc, his name is completely incomprehensible to (theyre not his initials, not rly into gaming computers either afaik)

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 03:22 (one year ago) link

wow, Tigres player Gignac shoved our guy on the ground, straight red

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 03:54 (one year ago) link

rescinded. i don't think that was the wrong call.

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 03:56 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

any chance we could rename this thread to a general "professional american soccer" type beat? talk about mls, nwsl, usl, us national teams, etc?

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Monday, 27 March 2023 02:14 (one year ago) link

i wouldn't object

actually going to watch the USMNT tomorrow against El Salvador

oh nice!

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Monday, 27 March 2023 02:34 (one year ago) link

i am watching the angel city v gotham game rn and i am so so happy that angel city has been such a hit. west coast has the best soccer culture in the country (4 of the top 5 in nwsl attendance last year were west coast teams).

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Monday, 27 March 2023 02:34 (one year ago) link

I really am sad that the Pride never got embraced in Orlando. interest was high for *one year* and then attendance fell to pitiful levels, and then the product on the field went into the toilet so it'll probably never recover.

shame...I love the NWSL. good soccer, and the small size of the league means you get to see some of the World Cup stars. we had Alex Morgan for several years.

speaking of...SD wave had over 30k at their opener this weekend

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Monday, 27 March 2023 02:49 (one year ago) link

now THAT'S how you fuckin' do it

anticipating the '23 women's world cup boost for sure. three new teams coming i think by next year: utah, sf, and boston.

usl is supposedly starting a 2nd div women's league ('usl super league'). they had originally announced an aug 2023 start, but delayed it for another year. calendar is gonna line up with the aug-june international calendar. theyve been pretty tight-lipped about any teams though, just saying there'd be 10-12 teams to start and that most of them would be in cities that already have usl presence. would love to eventually see a women's open cup.

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Monday, 27 March 2023 02:54 (one year ago) link

also btw how the fuck are stl 5-0-0 right now?? crazy

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Monday, 27 March 2023 03:17 (one year ago) link

I was just talking about that with my buddies! I think the fact that they signed a lot of players early so they had a full off-season to practice helped. But to be 5-0-0 with a +11 goal differential is nuts for an expansion team even in this weird league.

our leading goal scorer from last year is there now, sam adenarin. he was here on loan from seattle and was a major reason why sa won the usl championship last year. he's gotten some playing time off the bench as a striker in stl so i kinda root for them.

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Monday, 27 March 2023 04:12 (one year ago) link

always happy to talk about other leagues in here, rename as necessary

The place is gonna pop off when Dike takes the field. Best striker Orlando City ever had, he's a hero here

That was one boring half. Got more beer

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 March 2023 00:41 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Don Garber at the USSF board meeting, expresses MLS' disappointment in the setup of the the US Open Cup (streams, fields, etc): "They are not games that we would want our product to be shown to a large audience so frankly I'm not all that disappointed that the audience is small."

— Jeff Kassouf (@JeffKassouf) May 5, 2023

DonG Arber rapidly approaching Gary Bettman levels of booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Lol this fuckin league

Qeq-hauau-ent-pehui (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 May 2023 02:17 (eleven months ago) link

three weeks pass...

All my friends with season tickets are putting the Inter Miami game on the resale market with huge markup, lol

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 7 June 2023 17:49 (ten months ago) link

hahaha.

shit, when do they come to Orlando.

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 7 June 2023 19:50 (ten months ago) link

Messi experiment is gonna be kinda hilarious as he's going to a real shit squad and gonna get frustrated with how terrible they are at setting him up but he'll spike attendance everywhere he goes.

but if he comes in the summer window, how many matches is he gonna start after already playing an entire full season with PSG

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 7 June 2023 19:55 (ten months ago) link

This sounds like a retirement move (haven't read anything about it though. Been out of the loop)

Punster McPunisher, Wednesday, 7 June 2023 20:29 (ten months ago) link

oh totally is.

I'm gonna keep my ticket so I can maybe see him play but let's be real if they do it in the summer window it's more for next year anyway

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 7 June 2023 21:34 (ten months ago) link

also he's going to get angry real fast when he sees what MLS soccer is like lol....

lots of European studs have slotted in nicely in MLS, like Zlatan, Beckham, etc, but Messi strikes me as someone who's gonna be like "JESUS FUCK can anybody here play?" real fast.

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 7 June 2023 21:34 (ten months ago) link

I remember Pirlo having a disastrous stint in MLS and saying "everybody runs too much here"

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 7 June 2023 21:35 (ten months ago) link

Lol now debating flipping my ticket for profit vs getting to MAYBE see Messi play which isn't guaranteed

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 June 2023 00:01 (ten months ago) link

Be hilarious if Miamis attendance, which has slightly improved this year, goes back to dead last when nobody can afford them

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 June 2023 00:02 (ten months ago) link

also presume loan back to barca for off season maybe?

Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 June 2023 00:15 (ten months ago) link

So people in MY section are unloading their Tix for $600.

I'm in the upper deck lol and the game is in Sept. Who TF knows if he'll be playing.

I listed mine for 5k as a joke

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 June 2023 00:20 (ten months ago) link

(mind you I haven't seen anyone PAY more than $200-250 for any yet)

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 June 2023 00:20 (ten months ago) link

messi shouldve gone to miami fc in the usl, wouldve been legendary

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Thursday, 8 June 2023 02:32 (ten months ago) link

Lol otm

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 June 2023 02:33 (ten months ago) link

Inter Miami just punched their ticket to the Open Cup semifinal, will Messi be available in time to take on his old rivals from Real (Salt Lake)?

two weeks pass...

Not an MLS match but being played in our stadium - The Beautiful Game all star charity match featuring Ronaldinho.

Early reports are that dozens of pitch invaders keep running onto the field and it's gotten so bad the players left the field.

sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Saturday, 24 June 2023 01:34 (ten months ago) link

They just abandoned the match

sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Saturday, 24 June 2023 01:37 (ten months ago) link

There were pitch invasions galore when Ronaldinho and AC Milan played a friendly against the Fire in Chicago.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 24 June 2023 02:11 (ten months ago) link

Seedorf scored the winner iirc

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 24 June 2023 02:11 (ten months ago) link

At Exploria stadium ready to play y'all dan m

sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Saturday, 1 July 2023 23:08 (nine months ago) link

Very Fire type game, that

BREAKING: The #USL is set for a milestone vote on the adoption of a promotion and relegation system, per sources.

• Plan for 3 pro tiers
• Potential restructure in 2024, pro/rel in 2025
• Sources optimistic, but vote may have opposition

w/ @tombogert: https://t.co/rZK1Ein6cu

— Jeff Rueter (@jeffrueter) July 11, 2023

lets gooooooooo

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Wednesday, 12 July 2023 00:21 (nine months ago) link

Plz relegate the Fire asap

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 12 July 2023 02:08 (nine months ago) link

haha mls is unfortunately not under consideration at this time

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Wednesday, 12 July 2023 02:45 (nine months ago) link

usl is in a really interesting spot with this. there's pressure from above since mls seems hellbent on scooping up hundreds of millions in expansion fees in markets where usl teams exist, san diego being the most recent (and las vegas and maybe phoenix likely coming up soon). theres pressure from below bc mls is trying to scoop up markets for its mls next pro which is stupid for independent teams bc no one goes to those games but whatever cleveland is gonna cleveland i guess. so they likely see this as a way to generate more interest in the league, to differentiate itself from mls.

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Wednesday, 12 July 2023 04:16 (nine months ago) link

lol I got free tix once to MLS Next Pro match (Orlando City B) as part of my season tix and I thought to maybe make dinner money from it and I literally could not sell them for any price, even $4.

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 July 2023 04:23 (nine months ago) link

MLS should just go like full BASEketball and have each team play two regular season games, then the top 12 teams in each conference make the playoffs, which last 9 months

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 July 2023 04:24 (nine months ago) link

promotion and relegation is interesting in USL because it could probably work there, as it's much more small scale, and it would definitely make things more fun for them and the surrounding leagues. and the dropoff wouldn't be as significant for demoted teams like in leagues in Europe.

and yeah, MLS, as you mentioned upthread, will never be a part of it because then owners couldn't merely buy their wee little franchise and watch it increase in value no matter what little effort they put into it or how shit they were on the field and sell it years later for a mad profit. if Atlant United took a tumble, Arthur Blank would shit a brick at the idea of Mercedes Benz Field suddenly hosting USL matches instead of MLS, he'd probably make them play at some kids field or something.

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 July 2023 04:28 (nine months ago) link

usl doesnt make any meaningful tv money so gate receipts, season tickets, merch and whatnot is p much it as far as revenue streams. i dont have any data to support this, but i suspect a team in usl championship getting relegated to usl league one wouldnt necessarily impact revenue all that much. its not like we go to usl games bc theres a big star on the other team we want to see. we go bc its OUR team.

i still dont know how they'd plan to do it with the current setup. theres 24 teams in the uslc, and just 12 in usl1. theres another handful of teams allegedly coming down the pike in the next couple of years. this report indicates they want to wedge another league in between uslc and 1. seems like that would necessitate a good 45 teams at minimum, at least 50 to be more realistic.

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Wednesday, 12 July 2023 17:11 (nine months ago) link

watching the Crew Portland match, Columbus had a good look at goal but the shooter went wide and hit the side netting, which the announcers acknowledged, but despite everybody headed back downfield for a goal kick, someone on the production crew added a goal to the scoreboard, thinking Columbus had scored.

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 July 2023 03:25 (nine months ago) link

Somehow the Fire have won 5 of their last 6 games. I am not letting myself feel optimism but it has been fun to watch.

Feeling really mixed about this Leagues Cup.

Three team groups is a terrible idea because of the uneven scheduling. For example, my OCSC boys have a bit of an unfair advantage. We played at home yesterday against Houston, don't play again until next Saturday against Santos Laguna (also at home).

Houston has to fly back home and play Santos on Tuesday, whereas Santos hasn't played yet. Then Santos has to fly here on short rest and play us on Saturday.

And the MLS NextPro "we go to PKs, winner gets a bonus point" rule for group stage is beyond dumb. It is practically rewarding overmatched teams playing for PKs. Houston pretty much did that against us last night after we tied the game, but we stole the second point.

I'll probably enjoy it more during the knockout round but...meh. I hate that this is bringing our good regular season momentum to a halt.

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 July 2023 12:50 (nine months ago) link

another dumb thing about League's Cup. penalty shootouts are usually high-drama and come with all of the stakes.

since they're doing this bullshit in the group stage, San Luis and Red Bulls are tied 1-1, and if it holds, they'll go to a penalty shootout that's absolutely meaningless, as NYRB will be through and will have no ability to advance, and San Luis will be eliminated.

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 31 July 2023 01:19 (eight months ago) link

two weeks pass...

it's been a joke. Inter Miami fans gifted a championship team without having to do any work for it and basically colluding w/ the league.

their fans are insufferable. went from one of the worst in attendance to selling out every match (at hideous prices).

earosmith (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 August 2023 14:01 (eight months ago) link

juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a mile offside lol

earosmith (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 August 2023 14:04 (eight months ago) link

i am glad messi is in the us and his run of play has been deliriously fun, but yeah miami is one of the worst teams/cities for him to come to

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 19 August 2023 15:48 (eight months ago) link

I really feel like his impact would have lesser if Busquets hadn't come with him. MLS can be a hard adaptation due to the slower pace and more physical, less finesse-y play, esp if your teammates suck but when you come over with a teammate you already have amazing chemistry with,that is less of a problem .

Naturally he'd have still run circles around everyone but Busquets-Messi is linkup play no cheapo MLS backline or midfield can defend.

earosmith (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 August 2023 15:54 (eight months ago) link

I'm kinda bummed I ain't gonna get to see him play but I needed money and flipping my ticket for a 400% profit was a no brainer

earosmith (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 August 2023 15:55 (eight months ago) link

yeah getting a lil barca reunion (jordia alba too!) while theyre still effective is just (theoretically) unfair for everyone else

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 19 August 2023 16:12 (eight months ago) link

Cincy were one minute away from dispatching Inter Miami in the Open Cup.

and then conceded.

an assist from Messi.

how does this keep happening.

earosmith (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 August 2023 01:09 (eight months ago) link

that being said, a few observations:

*technically speaking, they've drawn three of their last five matches. people haven't noticed as much as they were all tournament matches and won two of them in PKs, but draws aren't going to get them to the playoffs.

*their defense is really fucking weak and they get pretty easily beat on the counter when playing good attacking teams. Cincy should have added a third on two occasions, and couldn't convert 3 v 1 and 2 v 1 due to poor passing.

earosmith (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 August 2023 01:12 (eight months ago) link

One plus of Inter Messi winning the usoc is that USSF and MLS might decide to care about the usoc.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 24 August 2023 01:13 (eight months ago) link

i wouldn't mind that. I get really tired of 4th and 5th round matches between MLS teams where the stands are 20% full and Reserve team players are in the starting lineup.

earosmith (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 August 2023 01:15 (eight months ago) link

*i* care about the usoc, but yeah mls clearly wants it to die

oatly carmichael (m bison), Thursday, 24 August 2023 01:38 (eight months ago) link

but then i again i want mls to die, so i guess it evens out

oatly carmichael (m bison), Thursday, 24 August 2023 01:38 (eight months ago) link

the tournament is a great thing and would be an amazing thing that actually got mega support from fans and players alike if MLS's own commissioner didn't shit on it all the time.

earosmith (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 August 2023 01:40 (eight months ago) link

also Cincy just tied it

earosmith (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 August 2023 01:41 (eight months ago) link

Fire fans are pretty ride or die for the usoc, though the federation being based in Chicago and the club's early successes are a huge part of it. I would like to see the federation promote it more internationally, especially from a historical angle.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 24 August 2023 01:56 (eight months ago) link

I have been to two usoc finals for the Fire, my record is 1-1.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 24 August 2023 01:57 (eight months ago) link

Well, I traveled for one, and one was in Chicago. Guess which one they won!

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 24 August 2023 01:58 (eight months ago) link

Miami wins in PKs. Kann got frozen in place three out of five times so he wasn't gonna save shit.

Xpost the home one?

earosmith (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 August 2023 02:00 (eight months ago) link

Big potential that Messi gets rested against NYRB tonight, and yet fans have been paying as much as $400 for shitty seats to see him as recently as yesterday.

I hope security is beefed up because I have a feeling it will not go over well if he's scratched.

(This is one reason I sold my ticket to the Orlando game weeks ago...lol)

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 12:52 (seven months ago) link

four weeks pass...

lmao he's not playing tomorrow. thankfully I already unloaded my ticket.

now, do I reacquire tickets and go tomorrow after all? lol.

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 September 2023 16:13 (seven months ago) link

yes, for the culture

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 23 September 2023 16:35 (seven months ago) link

Still elevated above normal pricing though not insanely so but too much to justify

I'll wait for them to come down. It's an important game and I'd like to be there

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 September 2023 16:38 (seven months ago) link

Seems crazy to buy Messi and then not play him in a cup final, but I guess he's really broken. Anyway, lol

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 28 September 2023 02:46 (six months ago) link

Messi out again. Seems like this must be fairly serious

I love you, dad (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 September 2023 22:23 (six months ago) link

mls sucks ass, they killed messi

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 30 September 2023 22:25 (six months ago) link

RIP

I love you, dad (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 September 2023 22:34 (six months ago) link

Hasnt been seen since Arg played Ecuador iirc

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 30 September 2023 22:36 (six months ago) link

He played 36 minutes against Toronto and left due to injury

I love you, dad (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 September 2023 22:37 (six months ago) link

wow killed by a team that should not even be in the mls? thats mls for you (i am a canadian premier league truther)

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 30 September 2023 22:47 (six months ago) link

Both Fire and Inter are kinda shitty but that was v entertaining

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 5 October 2023 02:37 (six months ago) link

Thanking u

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 October 2023 04:39 (six months ago) link

Can't believe Orlando's run this year

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 October 2023 04:39 (six months ago) link

So La Familia (the collective name for all Inter Miami Supporter groups) planned a massive boycott of tomorrow's game to protest the ticket price hikes.

Then cancelled it hours later, replacing it with a toothless protest involving not bringing banners or musical instruments but still attending.

Why? Because ownership promised them a photo op with the Leagues Cup if they showed up.

Lol... pathetic. This league, my God, the ultras need training.

(Orlando's are no better, to be clear)

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 October 2023 01:08 (six months ago) link

the only good supporters groups in america is the detroit northern guard

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 7 October 2023 01:22 (six months ago) link

Lol no

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 7 October 2023 01:50 (six months ago) link

i enjoy them damnit

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 7 October 2023 01:58 (six months ago) link

just read about them - what's our point of contention w/ them dan?

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 October 2023 02:02 (six months ago) link

They have a superiority/purity complex about their club as if it somehow exists like a DIY punk/art space instead of a commercial sporting concern. Being massive internet loudmouths about this doesn't help their case.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 7 October 2023 15:09 (six months ago) link

iiiiiinteresting. m bison, the rebuttal?

(never mind me, I'm not a judge, I have no power to mediate)

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 October 2023 15:15 (six months ago) link

a feature, not a bug imo!!!!!

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 7 October 2023 15:20 (six months ago) link

american sports needs more DIY punk/art spaces and less commercial concerns

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 7 October 2023 15:22 (six months ago) link

I really wish football culture was better in Orlando. it always seems to be close, but Orlando is an awful sports market. After Shaq left, the Magic fanbase crumbled - I remember going to a game in 2004 where the PA announcer almost scolded the crowd for not making enough noise at a game because it was deathly silent during introductions. Yeah, they weren't a great team then but it was almost sad.

The supporter groups are a little offputting to me, I wouldn't have the energy to be one anyway, I can't watch sports standing for 2 hours. but they've come under fire for brawls at matches with opposing teams (pre-MLS), offensive lyrics to chants, etc. the latter hasn't been a going concern in a while but it was for a few years. and pretty sure they ran Justin Meram out of town - fans still hate him and claim he was an asshole but I feel like our fanbase was a shit to him since Day 1 and I supported him leaving.

I'm not an OG OCSC fan from the USL days. I wanted to go to matches back then as I was just getting into futbol but I never wound up doing it. a lot of those OGs are pretty passionate, including two good friends of mine who wound up on an OCSC billboard, but the problem is so many of them expected the dominance they had in USL right away and peaced out quickly when they struggled the first several years. "it's not the same team" - no shit, you're in a different league now! and a lot of the USL players made the transition to MLS and ....just weren't cut out to play at that level. that being said, they were actually pretty competitive the first two years, only barely missed the playoffs both years.

Idk I feel like in a town that really appreciates the sport, downtown every sports bar would have the game on, but here even pre-Apple TV MLS All Access you had to basically ask them turn it on and they never knew what channel it was on. The one dedicated OCSC/Orlando Pride bar closed in like a year, because it did so poorly (lol).

The Official Watch Parties for road matches they hold are fucking horrible, always held at places that are ill-suited to host them, often due to being too small. I've attended two and left shortly into game time both times.

I mean, I'm not saying it's dire here, think we're like 12th in attendance this year which isn't bad, but is emblematic of the fairweather nature of the fanbase. Inaugural season in MLS, we averaged 34,500 a match, which was definitely not sustainable since this was the Citrus Bowl, and our soccer-specific stadium only holds 25,500. It was actually originally only going to hold like 19,200 and then they quickly realized that would be too little. But fans were even saying "omg 25,500 is too small too, look at how many people are going NOW" but I knew it wouldn't last. Lots of that attendance were Brazilian Kaka fans, as Orlando has a fairly sizable Brazilian population, and the people like me who only started going once they joined MLS, I knew they'd tuck tail as soon as things got ugly.

But it was really sad earlier this year when the team was struggling and attendance outright plummeted, like sometimes to only 60% full. it's back up to the 20ks again now that we're winning (shocker) but it's like mediocre as they were playing your team had made the playoffs three years in a row, this wasn't the dire Kreis/O'Connor years.

tl;dr Orlando should be destroyed

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 October 2023 15:32 (six months ago) link

I love going to matches though, none of this affects MY fandom.

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 October 2023 15:35 (six months ago) link

thats interesting and kinda confirms some of my worries about mls support long term. new team get nice honeymoon phases wrt to attendance, but lots of the older established teams are at the bottom of the pile even as soccer has grown in popularity. mls' rapid expansion i think is fig-leafing this problem.

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 7 October 2023 16:57 (six months ago) link

american sports needs more DIY punk/art spaces and less commercial concerns

― oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, October 7, 2023 10:22 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Totally agree with this. The Northern Guard was selling a lot of merch when their team's players weren't getting paid and that was shitty, to me. Things have changed since then but Royal Oak taproom dad's cosplaying as hoolies is still laughable.

And for full transparency, my SG is a bunch of dads and moms being punk nerds but not trying to capitalize on it. Our Twitter account has been fallow since El0n took over but it is here if you still use the hellsite and want to follow us: https://twitter.com/whiskeybrothers

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 7 October 2023 18:30 (six months ago) link

I could rant and rave for hours and hours about SG politics and behavior, esp in Chicago. I spent a long time in that world, still intersect with it occasionally, but mostly stick w/ my aging punk friends when I go to games these days. Feeling a bit wistful I won't be at the last home match today tbh.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 7 October 2023 18:32 (six months ago) link

xp ooooh thats the inside scoop i needed re: det's ngs

to me the essence of a lower league sg OUGHT to be in solidarity with players and team support staff to ensure they get a living wage.

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 7 October 2023 19:11 (six months ago) link

I am sure plenty of their fans are/were, but some were definitely making bucks off of scarves and such. Trying to be the St Pauli of the Midwest or some shit. Frankly any big SG that isn't a 503 nonprofit gets a jaundiced eye from me. NGS may be one now, idk.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 7 October 2023 20:00 (six months ago) link

thats interesting and kinda confirms some of my worries about mls support long term. new team get nice honeymoon phases wrt to attendance, but lots of the older established teams are at the bottom of the pile even as soccer has grown in popularity. mls' rapid expansion i think is fig-leafing this problem.

― oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, October 7, 2023 12:57 PM bookmarkflaglink

the rapid expansion has been awful. my team's only been in MLS since 2015 and since then, fucking NINE teams have been added.

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 October 2023 21:03 (six months ago) link

haha i mean where does it stop? 32? 36? 40? those expansion fees have got to be a major source of income absent a more lucrative tv contract.

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 7 October 2023 21:27 (six months ago) link

there will be an MLS North, MLS South, MLS East, and MLS West, all will have their own MLS Cups, and then they'll play each other in the MLS Super Cup

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 October 2023 21:29 (six months ago) link

i would actually like that tbh

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 7 October 2023 21:32 (six months ago) link

altho 4 would be overkill, east and west would be fine

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 7 October 2023 21:33 (six months ago) link

thats interesting and kinda confirms some of my worries about mls support long term. new team get nice honeymoon phases wrt to attendance, but lots of the older established teams are at the bottom of the pile even as soccer has grown in popularity. mls' rapid expansion i think is fig-leafing this problem.

― oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, October 7, 2023 12:57 PM bookmarkflaglink

Hi dere! Chicago is one of those older teams for sure. Most of the problems were do to speculation by the second owner, iirc he bought the club for a (relative) song in the late 00s, did the absolute minimum to keep it running (lots of stories about this) and then sold it for massive profit to a real billionaire just before the pandemic began. There are other owners like this (Colorado immediately comes to mind) who basically use the single table, no relegation system as a way to park money and reap expansion $. I hate it but I also love the Fire for some reason.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 7 October 2023 21:53 (six months ago) link

I should name the offending owner: Andrew Hauptman. One time after a particularly embarrassing loss some fans heckled him in his box. The next week the club website published a story about how this was dangerous, how he had done so much for the team, and how hard it was running a pro sports team. In a town like Chicago, you can imagine how this went over. A lot of people I knew stopped coming after that season.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 7 October 2023 21:57 (six months ago) link

At Orlandos regular season finale

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real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 October 2023 23:10 (six months ago) link

Sold my season ticket and got this seat cos my life is falling apart so why not. Only $80 plus free beer and food

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 October 2023 23:11 (six months ago) link

Ah fuck that shit

🧵 Today we strike. For 7 months, we have bargained with @MNUFC for our first contract. The team has repeatedly stalled and shown no interest in bargaining a fair deal. We feel we have not been take seriously.

— Minnesota United In-House Union ON STRIKE (@MnufcUnion) October 7, 2023

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 8 October 2023 00:37 (six months ago) link

This has impacted the broadcast of the match, I wonder how many supporters will refuse to cross the picket line

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 8 October 2023 00:38 (six months ago) link

Yeah that's fuckin how you protest

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 October 2023 02:30 (six months ago) link

Big ups to that union

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 October 2023 02:31 (six months ago) link

It was really fucked up how the organization spun it

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 October 2023 02:31 (six months ago) link

Fire played like they didn't want to cross a picket line tonight too

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 8 October 2023 02:50 (six months ago) link

Atlanta gets solid attendance despite fielding a consistently mid-table team.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Sunday, 8 October 2023 04:20 (six months ago) link

atlanta gets better than solid attendance, theyd have one of the top 10 attendance marks in the english premier league this year

oatly carmichael (m bison), Sunday, 8 October 2023 04:24 (six months ago) link

Yeah as much as I hate Five Stripes, they have been rabidly passionate from the first season and wilderness years haven't impacted it at all

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 October 2023 14:36 (six months ago) link

Cannot believe Orlando City clinched #2 in the table. I was screaming to fire our coach this April! (Based on degradation across multiple seasons, not just our slow start)

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 October 2023 14:38 (six months ago) link

two weeks pass...

love this rook. hate that they cut the video where they did. dude receives the ball on a bounce from the goalie, flicks it OVER Bradley's head, then shoots the fucker on the run into the top left corner.

https://www.mlssoccer.com/news/orlando-city-s-duncan-mcguire-wins-goal-of-the-matchday

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 16:46 (six months ago) link

I'm so glad this season is over for the Fire. If they had qualified for the playoffs it would have been even more pathetic, somehow.

Hearing lots of rumors: Shaqiri to be shipped off to Lugano, Bruce Arena (!?!?) in line for coach, and yet somehow the GM (Heitz) who has built 4-5 years of consistently shitty teams and wildly overpriced contracts gets to keep his job.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 19:33 (six months ago) link

do you think selling off Shaqiri would be a boon to you? I know he's been disappointing to many fans. maybe could be used to bring in a younger, hungrier DP?

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 October 2023 16:11 (five months ago) link

I think Shaqiri could be a useful piece but he can't be the main piece, he's shown that in the past two seasons. The Lugano thing is because Joe Mansueto, the Fire owner, also owns Lugano and has already used it as a dumping ground for excess salaries (which is ironic because Lugano has had much more success of late than the Fire have.)

I think the Fire needs a DP in the vein of Mukhtar at Nashville or Diego Valeri at Portland during their recent successes. A player that can score and lead and put the team on his back. Not necessarily a big name, though that does not hurt in a city like Chicago. More than anything they need a GM and coach who have a real plan to win. Of course that's what basically every sports team needs…

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 26 October 2023 16:33 (five months ago) link

Lalas being a Heritage Foundation supporting mega-conservative somehow eluded me all this time but now everything re: Lalas makes sense

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 18:33 (five months ago) link

hearing stats like "Atlanta has one win on grass all season" makes me hate every artificial turf team even more

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 November 2023 01:05 (five months ago) link

apparently Matt Miazga entered the referee's locker room after the last Cincy-NYRB match, belligerent, and had to be forcibly removed.

I think...his season might be over.

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 19:33 (five months ago) link

fuck that guy anyway

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 22:16 (five months ago) link

it's funny, shortly after that broke, another source approached FC Cincy's beat reporter to push back on the story, not disputing he was in the locker room, but stating that it was an FC Cincy staffer and not security that took him out, and FCC fans are screaming exoneration. it's almost like you can tell who voted Trump by their reactions.

also yes fuck him and I hope he's suspended for a year.

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 22:39 (five months ago) link

Best of 3 first round as bad as expected.

Most Game 2s were boring. Only 3 of 8 series going to Game 3 so lots of days of no matches leading up to a two week break.

Clown show of a league but at least my boys still alive

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 November 2023 20:24 (five months ago) link

Houston and Real Salt Lake series decided by PKs.

Real Salt Lake did not lead once in the entire series, with both of the last two matches going to PKs, with them winning Game 2, losing Game 3.

Houston won Game 1 outright within full time.

in a World Cup group stage (removing PKs), Houston would have had 5 points, RSL 2.

and yet they almost advanced to the next round.

terrible, but glad it didn't happen

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 November 2023 03:09 (five months ago) link

two weeks pass...

apparently someone leaked the presale code for MLS Cup and tons of Columbus season ticket holders couldn't get tickets to the final, lots went to bots and are already flooding the resale market. presale was supposed to be reserved for STMs but since it was done via an easy to guess code, it didn't.

utter joke of a league.

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 4 December 2023 22:40 (four months ago) link

more like major dweeb soccer

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Monday, 4 December 2023 22:48 (four months ago) link

otm

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 4 December 2023 22:54 (four months ago) link

Couldn't happen to a nicer team imo

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 5 December 2023 02:49 (four months ago) link

Frank Klopas returns as Fire manager, his second fulltime gig with the team (in addition to three caretaker gigs.) I love Frank. A lot of fans are really mad about this, but I love it.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 5 December 2023 16:49 (four months ago) link

I have been telling friends that if the Fire organization is going to be an unserious soccer concern on the field, then I want all their moves to make the Fire fans I dislike as unhappy as possible.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 5 December 2023 20:02 (four months ago) link

don't relaly have a strong opinion one way or the other on flares because lol nobody at our games does anything like that and I've never been to a European match.

but MLS going to come out of this looking like pathetic old out of touch doofuses who will probably use the pics in promo materials anyway, so...hard for me to cheer on Garber and company

STUPID CRAP FACE (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 December 2023 05:06 (four months ago) link

more like don garbage

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Thursday, 7 December 2023 12:19 (four months ago) link

who will probably use the pics in promo materials anyway

If history is any indicator, they will. They've used pics of flares from Portland, Toronto, and Chicago in the past, all while handing out bans and fines.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 7 December 2023 13:06 (four months ago) link

"dong arber" is still my favorite Garber nickname

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 7 December 2023 13:07 (four months ago) link

Joke league

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 15 December 2023 22:35 (four months ago) link

Peter makes a good point here, and he would know.

And @ussoccer, please remove MLS sanctioning as they are in clear violation of one of the first points for sanctioning which clearly states that all “U.S.‐based teams must participate in all representative U.S. Soccer and CONCACAF competitions for which they are eligible.”

— peter wilt (@PeterWilt1) December 15, 2023

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 15 December 2023 22:42 (four months ago) link

They're doing this because they want MLS to have total dominion over all levels of the game in this country, from beer leagues to the top pros. If they can't have that they're going to try to kill any other outlets.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 15 December 2023 22:43 (four months ago) link

i have never hated mls more than i do now and i hope this backfires like crazy

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Saturday, 16 December 2023 01:57 (four months ago) link

I feel like it's going to generate a lot of noise from fans of the various leagues

Formica Jordan (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2023 02:57 (four months ago) link

lol US Soccer denied their request to enter MLS Next teams

Formica Jordan (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 December 2023 16:06 (four months ago) link

lmaoooooo fuckers

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Wednesday, 20 December 2023 16:57 (four months ago) link

Once again, Peter Wilt comes thru:

https://www.chicagohouseac.com/news/open-cup-bombshell-wakes-up-american-soccer

Aspirational of course, but you can't say he hasn't been around the block plenty of times to arrive at these conclusions.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 20 December 2023 17:27 (four months ago) link

well-written. I don't even see the argument for this that would make fans happy. including the history of the tournament, which is no small thing, what's the argument against playing it?

congested schedule? well, that's largely MLS's fault for creating a superfluous, stupid League's Cup tournament, and having an extremely restrictive salary cap and roster rules which makes it next to impossible to do a proper squad rotation without sacrificing the ability to win.

European squads play way more games than MLS teams each year! EFL teams play 46 *regular season* matches a year, MLS already plays 4 less regular season matches than most other leagues, and most other leagues have several teams playing in 3-4 tournaments. and most other leagues don't have playoffs to worry about, either!

like literally you all caused the congestion problem.

Formica Jordan (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 December 2023 18:48 (four months ago) link

would love if mls dug their heels in and a usl team ends up going to concacaf champions cup next year

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Wednesday, 20 December 2023 19:09 (four months ago) link

one month passes...

If you wanna know why the Blackburn Rovers are a shit-assed football team, let's recount:

1) Agree to a deal for Duncan McGuire for four million dollar transfer fee

2) Immediately begin trying to outbid us for David Brekalo, the CB we've been pursuing for over a month

3) While Duncan McGuire is STILL ON AN AIRPLANE TO THE UK, back out of the deal, potentially leaving other suitors in England with too little time to finish a deal for him by the deadline, meaning he flew overseas for nothing

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 23:24 (two months ago) link

You'll be back in Premier League in no time boys

https://x.com/ChrisWheatley/status/1752836474100228281?s=20

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 23:34 (two months ago) link

Luis Muriel to OCSC!

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 20:31 (two months ago) link

Hugo Cuypers to da Fire!

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 7 February 2024 01:46 (two months ago) link

I'm not actually that excited, been hurt too many times

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 7 February 2024 01:46 (two months ago) link

Still an impressive acquisition though

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 7 February 2024 02:35 (two months ago) link

lmfao

On Inter Miami: Sources across the league say the club desperately need to shed salary/add GAM.

Sources say that Gregore, Jean Mota, DeAndre Yedlin, Robert Taylor & Sergii Kryvtsov are available.

"They are screwed," said one rival exec. "Trust me."https://t.co/MByC7dV5y3

— Tom Bogert (@tombogert) February 14, 2024

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 February 2024 03:05 (two months ago) link

i feel like on the one hand you dont pass up on a chance to sign messi but on the other hand inter miami is one of the worst places he couldve gone.

also kinda dont know how mls can thread the needle between 'we want intl superstars to come here sometimes' with 'we need to imitate other u.s. sports leagues with arcane salary cap rules'

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Thursday, 15 February 2024 03:22 (two months ago) link

the way they choose to do it basically ensures that the superstars coming to ride out their twilight years in the US will often get eye-popping results, since most of the opponents they will play against will have shaky backlines at best since almost everyone signs attacking players as their DPs.

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 February 2024 03:29 (two months ago) link

They also do it by letting selected teams break the rules.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 15 February 2024 03:45 (two months ago) link

LOL yes that as well.

which is why I'm taking this all w/ a grain of salt. though it wouldn't surprise me to see MLS let them break the rules last year, then get annoyed at all of the death threats they get every time Messi is held out of an Inter Miami game, so decided to ratfuck them instead

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 February 2024 03:47 (two months ago) link

btw I sold my Orlando City-Inter Miami ticket for $275. it normally goes for...$25

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 February 2024 03:48 (two months ago) link

lol thats wild

i renewed my safc season tickets and im stoked for the upcoming season. also monitoring the usl super league allegedly starting in august. kinda weird to have two d1 womens leagues but theres a marginally better chance my city will get one in usl before they splurge on nwsl.

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Thursday, 15 February 2024 04:57 (two months ago) link

yeah, that's going to be wild, esp since you actually have a fighting chance to see some of the best women's soccer talent in the world play in top-flight leagues in the US in their primes, as opposed to in their late 30s on a retirement tour.

I wonder if the Super League is going to succeed in peeling away some top players from NWSL...or if they'll ever try and merge.

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 February 2024 05:10 (two months ago) link

or maybe they could loan them to a squad in the other league when season ends, year-round football!

good article: https://worldsoccertalk.com/news/nwsl-vs-usl-super-league-on-a-collision-course-in-us-soccer-20231231-WST-479910.html

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 February 2024 05:19 (two months ago) link

i dont think uslsl is going to necessarily poach the best players from nwsl, at least not right away. it's going to be more of a chance for the players in the cusp of making a roster getting real playing opportunities + players who arent quite ready for starting positions getting offers to lead a team. theres no salary cap or draft for uslsl

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Thursday, 15 February 2024 12:37 (two months ago) link

* +so there is some theoretical possibility that players may prefer to sign with a team of their choosing coming out of college or whatnot

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Thursday, 15 February 2024 12:38 (two months ago) link

anyone following the ongoing us open cup shit ml$ is pulling?

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 04:27 (two months ago) link

Yep. It should be noted most of it is perpetrated by former Fire exec Nelson Rodriguez, who seems only able to fail upwards in his professional life.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 04:47 (two months ago) link

I love the Fire as a club but I can't stand the shit the league pulls. It's a stupid place to be. I want to see some Chicago House games this summer.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 04:48 (two months ago) link

MLS just covering itself in glory. i guess the compromise is that some MLS teams in CONCACAF Champions Cup this year can opt out?

bleh

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 05:06 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

good shit

i’ve got season opener for san antonio fc tomorrow, ready 2 raise hell babyyy

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Friday, 8 March 2024 17:59 (one month ago) link

xpost it sucks that MLS is so dramatically stepping in it this year, like it's completely turned the season into a sideshow. I'm still going to and enjoying my Orlando City matches because frankly, this team is the most important thing to me in this city, and they've grown almost as close to my heart as the Miami Dolphins, not to mention how many friends I've made through going to games. But the ability to enjoy the matches is being directly impeded by the Garber administration.

MLS Pass I have mixed feelings on. Because I'm a season-ticket holder, I get it for free. prior to it being around, it was a lot harder to watch Orlando City road matches. the subscription service prior to ESPN+ was too pricey, whereas ESPN+ was awful because it blacked out so many games (including ones that it wasn't supposed to). I didn't have cable, so I essentially kept creating fake email accounts to do endless free trials on Youtube TV just to watch games. so in a sense, that's helped me.

otoh, the broadcasting teams are indeed bad and they are rotated, so you wind up having broadcasters that don't know the teams they're announcing as well, and if you find a pairing you like, it might be three or more matches before you get it again. and they were basically just doing free PR for the league and Messi right after he joined - it was a farce. the MLS section of the Apple app is 25% Messi. It would have been better had they not reduced live TV airings as much as they did, whereas now you essentially have to be match of the Week to be shown on cable TV. and, of course, those local broadcasts wouldn't be cheerleading for MLS or at the very least, suppression of critical voice against MLS decisions like MLS Pass has been. so it's hard to argue with the article above. essentially 'state-run media' for MLS.

prior to Messi, the league still was not run well, what with the overexpansion, the ever-shifting playoff format, the much-too-large playoff field, and the reluctance to ease up on some of the roster restrictions to at least increase roster sizes or make it easier to have depth so that these periods where fixture congestion does happen, it doesn't essentially force you to give up on trying to win one of the matches to compete in the others. but it was definitely improving, eye test wise, better caliber players were coming over here younger, retirement league reputation still present but fading a bit.

watching Miami matches, I mean, I'm not a 'OMG FIXED' conspiracy theorist, but because of what a sideshow he is here, you start to wonder. obviously superstar calls aren't exactly unique to MLS, and Messi's only ever had 3 red cards called on him in his career, Busquets only 2, but there have multiple matches where one or both of them should have been sent off, and weren't. In the LA Galaxy match, not only was Busquets not sent off as he should have been, a Galaxy player was sent off for a second yellow that was such a horrendously bad call it was rescinded on appeal, and said send-off allowed Miami to equalize. Last night, Nashville went up 3-1, only for the goal to be chalked off due to offside. they don't have the same quality offside tech in VAR in CONCACAF as they do in like Premier League, so it was more manual line drawing and eye test than than automated system, and it did not appear clear and obvious he was offside, nor was it clear that he was involved in the play. of course, Miami equalizes minutes later, so it goes from a 2-legged match with Nashville ahead 3-2 with Miami essentially ahead due to away goals rule, 2-2. and let's face it, what ref is going to send off Messi knowing the death threats he's going to get from fans who are supposed to attend the next match, upset that they wasted their money on tickets?

keeping the same playoff format, like...the best of 3 format was terrible last year, and they kept it for no good reason. the team that won Game 1 pretty much won every series, and it dragged out the round so damn long.

the referee strike, although not entirely MLS's involvement (since it's a PRSA/PRO lockout with MLS partnering with PRO) has also been bad, though not as bad as feared, but naturally I never like union busting. and they've had to go to VAR to reverse decisions about twice as much because they're just not used to this league and its speed, or refereeing in general. they almost assigned a Messi/Inter Miami fan to officiate Orlando's game before a Twitter account called it out and the ref was reassigned.

meh. Guardian otm about Apple.

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 March 2024 18:32 (one month ago) link

good shit

i’ve got season opener for san antonio fc tomorrow, ready 2 raise hell babyyy

― polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Friday, March 8, 2024 12:59 PM bookmarkflaglink

fuck yeah! give em hell, bring home 3!

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 March 2024 18:33 (one month ago) link

the broadcasting teams are indeed bad and they are rotated, so you wind up having broadcasters that don't know the teams they're announcing as well, and if you find a pairing you like, it might be three or more matches before you get it again.

I'm nearly certain they're calling the games remotely, at least some of the time if not all.

In completely ideal conditions it's at least an hour drive for me to go to Fire games now, and though I made that kind of drive all the time when I lived in the city and the stadium was in the suburbs, with the games happening at Solider Field it's an absolute shitshow getting in and out. The fact that it's an NFL stadium right in the middle of downtown makes it a target, so security is nuts. Despite being right in the middle of everything, public transit, especially the train, doesn't stop at the stadium, you're looking at a 20-30 minute walk to get to the nearest stop. It's also huge, mostly empty, expensive (parking is ridiculous) and did I mention security is nuts? Like, big-dudes-with-guns-roid-raging-at-tailgaters nuts? The fun, quasi-DIY atmosphere of their old stadium is pretty much gone.

A lot of my friends have stopped going for these reasons, if not the fact that the team has been mostly garbage for more than a decade. Also I guess we got old, can't day drink at the tailgate and sing the whole game before riding a bar-sponsored bus back to the city any more, lolz.

The other way I know I'm old is all the newjack supporters are annoying as hell.

I'm nearly certain they're calling the games remotely, at least some of the time if not all.

― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, March 8, 2024 1:48 PM bookmarkflaglink

wouldn't surprise me, given how often I scream at the screen for something inaccurate they said that someone at the game couldn't possibly have been stupid enough to say.

my friend J0e can't go to the games as he lives too far away and he'll be in our group chat when we're at games, telling us what the broadcasters are saying, and we'll usually react - 'are they high?'

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 March 2024 19:33 (one month ago) link

So good. The man is a snake.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 14 March 2024 19:27 (one month ago) link

Excellent thread by my pal Karl, click through for the rest:

Love #cf97 and always will but, man, MLS is really making it hard to do so right now.

Part of what drew me to the Fire was the participatory nature of it. The DIY ethos I learned in punk/HC translated easily to soccer support. Be cool, learn songs, sing along.

— Area Man (@WB05Karl) March 15, 2024

Day-One, Done 😤 | #USOC2024 pic.twitter.com/ScEEKRPebB

— U.S. Open Cup (@opencup) March 20, 2024

lmao all the mls next pro teams lost to amateurs yesterday

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 11:24 (one month ago) link

i watched austin fc II (fuck austin btw) go up a goal in extra time after being up a man, only to allow the equalizer in stoppage time and then lose in pk's, incredible scenes

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 11:25 (one month ago) link

Yeah that Vermont win was something else

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 12:36 (one month ago) link

my friend went to an Open Cup match last night between Brave SC and the Savannah Clovers, had a good time.

really fucked what MLS tried to/is trying to do to this tournament

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 17:32 (one month ago) link

I'm really hoping that at Leagues Cup, Miami somehow gets eliminated in the group stage, that Mexico sends b-squads that still manage to beat several MLS teams, and that viewership is terrible.

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 17:33 (one month ago) link

San Francisco amateur soccer club El Farolito, which takes its name from a Mexican restaurant and has a fan group called Burrito Brava, defeated MLS Next Pro side Portland Timbers II in the US Open Cup first round! pic.twitter.com/444eFAjFvl

— James Nalton (@JDNalton) March 20, 2024

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 21 March 2024 02:45 (one month ago) link

the beauty of the fuckin cup

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Thursday, 21 March 2024 03:09 (one month ago) link

Excellent insider account of the nonsense surrounding the Open Cup this season. (Archive.is version to subvert subscription requirements.)

https://archive.ph/7d2ny

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 2 April 2024 19:52 (three weeks ago) link

Ah, the full post didn't seem to come through, sorry. I do have a PDF version if anyone really wants it.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 2 April 2024 19:53 (three weeks ago) link


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