TOTTENHAM ARE STILL A BIG CLUB!

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Lock thread forever if they lose in the CL qualification against HB Tórshavn or whoever.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

them losing in qualification to the random european team schteeeve takes over is gonna be joeks.

i know tax evasion and robot dance and eurgh but of all the spurs teams I can remember, this is def. the one i'm ok w/ being (moderately) successful.

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link

For decades the debate has raged about who, Spurs or Man City, are the biggest bottlers. Now we know.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link

oh I think that debate has only just started tbh.

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link

i thought Arsenal ended that debate a while back

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Arsenal are still a big club.

scrappy dyaoo (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link

There are two teams in North London.

scrappy dyaoo (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Other big clubs who finish 4th in England: Everton, Newcastle, Leeds.

mierda defensa ... no impedir ... espectador (onimo), Thursday, 6 May 2010 08:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Bottlers, Matt? Wasn't it just that we were beaten by the better side last night? I don't think the players choked at all - they gave it a right go, but weren't good enough.

Well done, Spurs.

Daniel Giraffe, Thursday, 6 May 2010 08:18 (thirteen years ago) link

^ the kind of thing that means I don't hate City, yet

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 6 May 2010 08:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Bottlers is one of the most overused bits of jargon in football imo but yeah I think Spurs had fourth place for a decent enough chunk of 09-10 for it not to be the issue at hand here

Charged TBH (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 6 May 2010 08:50 (thirteen years ago) link

"Bottlers" seems tied in to that weird desire to make out like footballers are morally deficient for not being good enough to win matches sometimes.

I guess so many of Spurs' standouts this season being old hands is belated redemption for the weakness of their digestive tracts during Lasagnegate.

MPx4A, Thursday, 6 May 2010 08:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't think the City players choked, but Mancini's tactics were pretty reserved in the second half.

But tbh either team were good value for CL spot this year ahead of Liverpool and boring boring Villa

scrappy dyaoo (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 May 2010 09:05 (thirteen years ago) link

"Bottlers" seems tied in to that weird desire to make out like footballers are morally deficient for not being good enough to win matches sometimes.

Yes, and some people accuse footballers of "lacking passion" when they're not up to scratch in a given game (or in general).

Daniel Giraffe, Thursday, 6 May 2010 10:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Some teams do lack passion. Newcastle last year were, player for player, easily good enough to stay up, they just didn't care enough.

Matt DC, Thursday, 6 May 2010 10:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Adebayor, for both Man City last night (maybe in other games? I dunno) and whenever I saw him last season for Arsenal.

scrappy dyaoo (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 May 2010 10:18 (thirteen years ago) link

They looked short of ideas in midfield as well without Ireland. You're not going to get much in the way of incisive passing with De Jong and Barry in there, especially compared to Modric/Huddlestone. There were times when Kolo Toure seemed like their best attacking midfielder.

Matt DC, Thursday, 6 May 2010 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link

The persistent talk of them selling Ireland just confuses ever more after a performance like that, it's true.

Get fourth and multiply (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Adebayor, for both Man City last night (maybe in other games? I dunno) and whenever I saw him last season for Arsenal.

― scrappy dyaoo (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:18 (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Dunno... the guy did get shot at for playing football. He looked like he was kinda getting back to form before that. 'bottlers' to me are more about the Berbatovs and lol Bordeaux this season, when there is really no excuse why supremely talented top of the table types (lol hungover alliteration) just chuck it in for no reason.

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:19 (thirteen years ago) link

and yeah newcastle a prime example.

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Other big clubs who finish 4th in England: Everton, Newcastle, Leeds.

... Arsenal, this year

Football's Flocking Home (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Well lets hope Spurs follow our achievements in being 1 of 3 teams to qualify for the CL every season for a decade.

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Adebayor hadn't been shot at while playing out his last 6 months in an Arsenal team that badly needed a leader from the front last season.

Maye those guys were actually gunners, ifyagetme.

Berbatov- another example of Ferguson's tactical shortcomings. Players either work or they don't, and if they don't then it's their fault.

Get fourth and multiply (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:31 (thirteen years ago) link

wait, that picture holds like a million questions...

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:32 (thirteen years ago) link

berbatov was supremely talented when Spurs were last as well tbrr

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:32 (thirteen years ago) link

If Spurs had drawn with Man City and then lost to Burnley, that would have counted as bottling.

Matt DC, Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:33 (thirteen years ago) link

yep.

if jol had dropped robinson at any stage over 2 years, it wouldn't have been counted as bottling.

not rocket science- when you don't bottle you're not bottling.

beating city, arsenal and chelsea in the last 5 games to seal it is basically anti-jol/bottle stuff.

Get fourth and multiply (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:47 (thirteen years ago) link

sam- yeah berbatov was supremely talented when spurs were bottom! don't understand where yer goin with that tbh.

Get fourth and multiply (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:50 (thirteen years ago) link

fergie likes his players to huff and puff, berba was never going to fit in. the only successful stroller of the fergie years was Cantona.

tomofthenest, Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:55 (thirteen years ago) link

i dunno tbh. not really up to thinking today.

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 May 2010 12:48 (thirteen years ago) link

anyone done a list yet of who else might be in the qualifying pot? i vote martin lol reunion with ajax.

r|t|c, Thursday, 6 May 2010 12:59 (thirteen years ago) link

vs martin jol in a one-off, vital match?

bring it on. we'll loan them jenas.

Get fourth and multiply (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 May 2010 13:08 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

even luis fabiano is beginning to believe

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Friday, 16 July 2010 12:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Usually that's the sort of thing players say when they're trying to attract Arsenal's interest but hey, we're a Champions League club now.

Matt DC, Friday, 16 July 2010 13:27 (thirteen years ago) link

well, in fairness it's only two weeks since we got not much more that a disdainful sniff from him, but we've gone and got our hair done in a metaphorical sense.

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Friday, 16 July 2010 13:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Other way round isn't it?

Matt DC, Friday, 16 July 2010 13:34 (thirteen years ago) link

eh i dunno i'm not really a grease fanatic tbh. but i don't think so. or did they both oh i don't know

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Friday, 16 July 2010 13:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Both sing the chorus but it's Danny doing all the chasing.

http://www.mattscdsingles.com/acatalog/gibson%20craig%20one%20that%20i.jpg

The Craig McLachlan & Debbie Gibson version is probably more apt for a not big club.
(also note url mattscdsingles.com almost has a Spurs fan in it)

embrace the flopping? no thanks (onimo), Friday, 16 July 2010 13:50 (thirteen years ago) link

is it too much to ask that the sponsor's blue matches the rest of the kit?

mizzell, Friday, 16 July 2010 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Is it just his shorts that come with the knee bandage or do they all get them?

embrace the flopping? no thanks (onimo), Friday, 16 July 2010 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

oh dear

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Friday, 16 July 2010 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link

not feeling it :/

Just what is she studying? ABSLOLUTE STUPIDITY? (DJ Mencap), Friday, 16 July 2010 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link

could grow on me, it's kinda german club team in style.

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Friday, 16 July 2010 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link

No you don't understand, Ledley's injury has got so bad he's got a job in a leisure centre.

Matt DC, Friday, 16 July 2010 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Or maybe as a holiday rep.

Matt DC, Friday, 16 July 2010 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link

shorts mightn't be helping but is top half don't fit on his bottom alf proper

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Friday, 16 July 2010 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Actually that shirt might be quite cool if it didn't clash massively with the sponsor. Any news on who our ground-breaking, innovative second sponsorship deal is with?

Matt DC, Friday, 16 July 2010 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link

i like the home kit, more than the other 2 anyway

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5m5mkJlGR1qc2np2o1_500.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5m5o2BrXO1qc2np2o1_500.jpg

mizzell, Friday, 16 July 2010 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link

hate that puma collar that uruguay et al had.

mizzell, Friday, 16 July 2010 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Why do we need another striker again?

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Just what is she studying? ABSLOLUTE STUPIDITY? (DJ Mencap), Friday, 16 July 2010 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

the kids'll be all over it by October, you'll see

Just what is she studying? ABSLOLUTE STUPIDITY? (DJ Mencap), Friday, 16 July 2010 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link

seeing my first spurs match tonight in NJ. got seats 5 rows behind their bench, what should i yell to Arry and the lads?

mizzell, Thursday, 22 July 2010 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link

guys is there a 2010-11 premiership thread yet or

be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Thursday, 22 July 2010 19:59 (thirteen years ago) link

think the thread title has to go to committee first, so it should be ready in January.

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link

vuvuzelas make for noisy neighbors: man city won't be on dis ting

be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Yell abuse at the team non-stop, basically - Harry once sent a particularly abusive fan on as a half-time substitute

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link

that's pretty great.

mizzell, Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link

awesome

be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link

kick a ball at his head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOgTCbz-XmU

one man meme-denier - jol in? (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 22 July 2010 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

also premiership thread traditionally doesn't start till... the premiership is anywhere close. still a month and a few hundred million away. And that's just what man city do in july.

one man meme-denier - jol in? (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 22 July 2010 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link

what should i yell to Arry and the lads?

He's got a twitch
He's got a twitch
Harry Redknapp, he's got a twitch
How he got it we don't know
How he got it we won't care
All we know is he has got a twitch.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 July 2010 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link

couldn't see the bench as it turned out.
spurs started 4 right backs as their back four (and didn't even play kaboul):
naughton walker corluka hutton
hutton was clearly the worst player on the pitch.

mizzell, Friday, 23 July 2010 04:59 (thirteen years ago) link

I think he may have picked up the twitch in the 1990 car crash.

Those new strips are dire.

the pinefox, Friday, 23 July 2010 07:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes it was a car crash alright. Definitely a car crash.

Great chant tho lol lol.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 23 July 2010 07:27 (thirteen years ago) link

hutton was clearly the worst player on the pitch.

this has never not been true of him in a spurs shirt.

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 23 July 2010 08:56 (thirteen years ago) link

When, if ever, did you stop thinking Liverpool were one of The Big Clubs? Premier League 2010/11

c-man (cozen), Friday, 23 July 2010 09:13 (thirteen years ago) link

When, if ever, will Joe Cole start thinking Liverpool is a Big Club With Problems? Premier League 2010/11
FTFY

James Mitchell, Friday, 23 July 2010 09:19 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^ Winner.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 July 2010 09:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm happy with that.

Zuckerzeit Abrahams Zuckerzeit (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 July 2010 09:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah ticks all boxes

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 23 July 2010 09:50 (thirteen years ago) link

That'd suit ilx's conversion to spurs fan site.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 23 July 2010 10:11 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha YEAH COME ON YOU HOTSPURSES

flashing drill + penis fan (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 July 2010 10:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Lol twitch

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 23 July 2010 10:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Lol a goal

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 23 July 2010 10:15 (thirteen years ago) link

whass going on

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 23 July 2010 10:17 (thirteen years ago) link

That'd suit ilx's conversion to spurs fan site.

― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, July 23, 2010 10:11 AM

no mention of spurs whatsoever?

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 23 July 2010 10:18 (thirteen years ago) link

http://imgur.com/3iaps.jpg

Do Tottenham fans care that one of their players thought so little of their beloved shirt that they swapped it at half time with an Arsenal legend making his debut for a makey-uppey US team?

James Mitchell, Friday, 23 July 2010 10:22 (thirteen years ago) link

no

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 23 July 2010 10:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Which player was it?

Matt DC, Friday, 23 July 2010 10:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Kyle Walker, I think.

James Mitchell, Friday, 23 July 2010 10:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Generally speaking if we have a great pre-season we have a shit start to the season and vice-versa, so I am heartened by this defeat. We were unstoppable in pre-season under Ramos and then look what happened.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 July 2010 10:26 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i'll never trust a preseason again tbh

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 23 July 2010 10:27 (thirteen years ago) link

wait who'd we lose to?

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 23 July 2010 10:31 (thirteen years ago) link

This is America son, winning and losing isn't about the score
http://images.newstatesman.com/new_york_post.jpg

embrace the flopping? no thanks (onimo), Friday, 23 July 2010 10:33 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm thoroughly lost.

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 23 July 2010 10:40 (thirteen years ago) link

That'd suit ilx's conversion to spurs fan site.

― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 23 July 2010 10:11 (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this has never not been true of ILX

I will sug you and ban you on the permalink (DJ Mencap), Friday, 23 July 2010 10:50 (thirteen years ago) link

(in a Spurs shirt)

I will sug you and ban you on the permalink (DJ Mencap), Friday, 23 July 2010 10:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Generally speaking if we have a great pre-season we have a shit start to the season and vice-versa, so I am heartened by this defeat. We were unstoppable in pre-season under Ramos and then look what happened.

― Matt DC, Friday, July 23, 2010 6:26 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

spurs haven't lost yet

mizzell, Friday, 23 July 2010 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link

whats "big club with problems" from...? mustve missed that

think i prefer cozens anyway, more elegant

r|t|c, Friday, 23 July 2010 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Big club with problems came from Hodgson himself I think.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 July 2010 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link

(Also for some reason I read the Red Bulls result the wrong way round)

Matt DC, Friday, 23 July 2010 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe it was the heat but Spurs looked pretty sluggish when I saw them play against the Quakes.

Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Friday, 23 July 2010 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link

think the heat and humidity must be a factor. seems like that would be terrible to play in when you're not used to it.

mizzell, Friday, 23 July 2010 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link

xp oh right. yeah on second thoughts go for it then.

thought i heard it was modric henry swapped shirts with?

r|t|c, Friday, 23 July 2010 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Hodgson said that? It seems accurate. He is unusually good at being scrupulous.

the pinefox, Friday, 23 July 2010 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link

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hutton was clearly the worst player on the pitch.

this has never not been true of him in a spurs shirt.

― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, July 23, 2010 4:56 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

Jenas took the honors today. terrible decision making and passing.
Thudd missed an open net from about 40 yards, even his miss made my heart skip a beat, though.

mizzell, Sunday, 25 July 2010 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link

So if tickets at their 36,000 capacity stadium for Tottenham's first home game of the their most important season in 50 years against Man City, their biggest rivals for membership of the Big Four, don't sell out and go on general sale, why do they need a new toilet bowl-looking 60,000 seater stadium?

James Mitchell, Monday, 26 July 2010 05:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Is it going to be like this for every club, or is it just some proven early-season ennui effect that I don't remember from any other year?

Ismael Klata, Monday, 26 July 2010 05:55 (thirteen years ago) link

'arry's got ideas for new owners:

Redknapp is not critical of the way moneybags City are dominating the transfer market.

And he said: "Man City fans don't care about the money being spent. Football fans don't care. The players don't care, either, because it's not down to them.

"Saddam Hussein could own your football club and, if he's putting millions into it, they'll be quite happy.

"They'll be singing 'There's only one Saddam'."

James Mitchell, Monday, 26 July 2010 08:04 (thirteen years ago) link

this ticket issue hasn't been a thing before, i don't think.

mind you, just about everyone has been expecting it to crash and burn with a few years now, really? maybe these are first indications.

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 26 July 2010 08:26 (thirteen years ago) link

At least you can rely on Saddam not to interfere in footballing matters.

Matt DC, Monday, 26 July 2010 08:31 (thirteen years ago) link

o shit forgot abt that aspect of the saddam thing.

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 26 July 2010 08:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Any other club change the ticket prices depending on how good the team they're playing is? £44 to watch Citeh at WHL vs £29 for the Stoke City game.

James Mitchell, Monday, 26 July 2010 08:34 (thirteen years ago) link

i thought it was common practice? i knew spurs did it alright.

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 26 July 2010 08:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I've just tried to buy tickets on the Spurs site and although they were technically still available, the entire stadium was blocked out as unavaiable. General sale my arse.

Matt DC, Monday, 26 July 2010 08:38 (thirteen years ago) link

you will beg for those tickets, beg i tell you

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 26 July 2010 08:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Uday interfered in football matters all right

Ismael Klata, Monday, 26 July 2010 08:44 (thirteen years ago) link

i thought it was common practice?

Yeah, most clubs divide games into category A, B and C with three different price bands.

I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 26 July 2010 08:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah City went straight into category A almost as soon as the Sheikh's money came in. B will get you yer Villas and Evertons and whatnot and there are quite a few teams in category C now.

Matt DC, Monday, 26 July 2010 08:56 (thirteen years ago) link

This does not happen at Ashburton Grove, probably because about three games a season go on general sale.

James Mitchell, Monday, 26 July 2010 08:59 (thirteen years ago) link

'b' games sound like the best ones anyway tbh, barring the boring boring villa obviously...

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 26 July 2010 09:02 (thirteen years ago) link

fire sale at city

New rules force Man City to sell 12 players

Manchester City will have to offload around 12 players before the transfer window closes at the end of next month - otherwise they will be left with players they are unable to play.

New Premier League rules state that a club must submit a squad of 25 players on September 1, and only those players will be eligible to be named in a matchday squad. Clubs can supplement that list with an unlimited number of players aged 21 or under, but in Manchester City's case they are currently well over the 25-man limit.

Players such as Roque Santa Cruz, Craig Bellamy, Jo, Felipe Caicedo, Micah Richards, Michael Johnson, Vincent Kompany, Shaun Wright-Phillips, Stephen Ireland, Nigel De Jong, Kelvin Etuhu, Pablo Zabaleta and Nedum Onuoha could find themselves out in the cold if they are still at Eastlands when the transfer window closes. Robinho is also officially still a City player...

the tape store called... (cozen), Monday, 26 July 2010 09:51 (thirteen years ago) link

i was wondering why this '25 man squad' rule hadn't been a factor in transers thus far- thought either everyone hsd forgotten it or i'd flat out misunderstood/imagined it.

city will have at least one toppish-level player left unregistered come end of august

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 26 July 2010 09:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Hope Arsene's got first dibs on De Jong, maybe Richards.

James Mitchell, Monday, 26 July 2010 09:54 (thirteen years ago) link

fuckin hell thought of arsenal with de jong isn't a happy one

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 26 July 2010 09:57 (thirteen years ago) link

but yeah, arsenal, spurs, villa, everton could all be doing a lot worse than sniffing round that partic table for scraps.

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 26 July 2010 09:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Given that City haven't yet spunked hundreds of millions on top level World Cup stars I think the idea of of Micah Richards, SWP and Stephen Ireland being left out of the squad is a bit fanciful, to say nothing of Nigel De Jong.

Matt DC, Monday, 26 July 2010 10:00 (thirteen years ago) link

New Premier League rules state that a club must submit a squad of 25 players on September 1, and only those players will be eligible to be named in a matchday squad

I was about to flip out over this and call it the worst rule ever, then I saw the bit about the unlimited number of kids you could call upon.

Matt DC, Monday, 26 July 2010 10:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Still think it's a dodgy rule though, it means clubs are more likely to offload a promising-but-risky 20-year old to a lower league club rather than give them a chance.

Matt DC, Monday, 26 July 2010 10:03 (thirteen years ago) link

would be an improved rule without the unlimited kids aspect imo. either unlimited kids, 15 man squad or 25 man squad, minimum say 8 homegrown

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 26 July 2010 10:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Given that City haven't yet spunked hundreds of millions on top level World Cup stars

??

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 26 July 2010 10:04 (thirteen years ago) link

xp it may have that effect matt, but it'll hopefully do something to address the stockpiling of young talent to sit on the bench. maybe not.

xp not this week

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 26 July 2010 10:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Vieira and Gareth Barry != "top level World Cup stars"

James Mitchell, Monday, 26 July 2010 10:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I meant this summer. They've signed Silva, Kolarov and Yaya Toure but going from that to a load of first teamers rotting in the reserves is a very big jump.

Matt DC, Monday, 26 July 2010 10:11 (thirteen years ago) link

they kinda had a p big squad before that, though, not really let enough players go since last year.

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 26 July 2010 10:13 (thirteen years ago) link

31 players on their site, and i left out 4 or 5 i didn't recognise tbh.

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 26 July 2010 10:17 (thirteen years ago) link

did roy hodgson really say 'beef' wrt torres/lfc? amazing!

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 26 July 2010 10:21 (thirteen years ago) link

have they signed balotelli yet?

the tape store called... (cozen), Monday, 26 July 2010 10:26 (thirteen years ago) link

city? still btwn them and chelsea it seems

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 26 July 2010 10:31 (thirteen years ago) link

bradford's grant gets 25 years for murder

this ever happened before?

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 26 July 2010 10:34 (thirteen years ago) link

No, pretty sure that's the first time he's been sent down for it.

I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 26 July 2010 10:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Give Joey Barton time.

James Mitchell, Monday, 26 July 2010 10:37 (thirteen years ago) link

25 years of it

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 26 July 2010 10:38 (thirteen years ago) link

man city now the biggest net-spending club since premier league began according to f365 mailbox

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 26 July 2010 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link

They don't seem to make much money selling players - their biggest sale must be SWP to Chelsea right?

Matt DC, Monday, 26 July 2010 10:40 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/jul/26/manchester-city-liverpool-fernando-torres

i mean okay if pool got offered 70m for torres i think they should take it. but that said, where is the quote to back up the headline? the actual mancini quote seems to suggest if anything, city WOULDN'T be prepared to pay over the odds.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 26 July 2010 10:42 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, that's a bit of a reach from his quotes alright.

i can't see a 70m bid materialising for him from anywhere though, not with his injury runs the past year or two. one year under roy to both see how things work out at lfc and to prove he can do a full campaign again and then we'll see.

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 26 July 2010 10:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Get this small club shit off the Tottenham thread.

Matt DC, Monday, 26 July 2010 11:01 (thirteen years ago) link

ha

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 26 July 2010 11:04 (thirteen years ago) link

70m would be a great deal for pool, tho ideally would prefer if he left the Prem.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 26 July 2010 11:26 (thirteen years ago) link

70m would be a great deal for anyone unless it was Xavi/Messi leaving Barca.

a hoy hoy, Monday, 26 July 2010 11:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Especially for a player who only plays half a season at a time. Hell you can buy a whole new team for that, or 4 superstars.

a hoy hoy, Monday, 26 July 2010 11:30 (thirteen years ago) link

sell Torres, replace with Forlan, Aguero, Suarez, whynot.

Merdeyeux, Monday, 26 July 2010 11:33 (thirteen years ago) link

exactly, he is brilliant but if he's going to be injured all the time you can't rely. plus i think these messiah will he stay will he go oh god if he goes we're fucked things are just bad for a club in general. and good strikers aren't that hard to find...sure they won't be as good as him but if you spent that 70m on a new left back, a right winger, a centre back, a striker, you'd get a fairly good set of players imo.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 26 July 2010 11:47 (thirteen years ago) link

i think these messiah will he stay will he go oh god if he goes we're fucked things are just bad for a club in general

Exactly. If this wasn't the Tottenham thread I would say that Liverpool were over-reliant on Torres but that's because the squad is very poorly-balanced and spending that £70m wisely should help correct that imbalance.

Matt DC, Monday, 26 July 2010 11:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I love Torres but I'd take £70m for him too. You could basically cure the first XI for that - Bridge, a centre back, Santa Cruz, Zamora if Roy wasn't such a gent, and probably still money left over. Gerrard would've been more useful sold too.

I am quite concerned that Mascherano is supposedly to be allowed to go, though, just cos he's exactly the player I'd want to build a team around and he wouldn't fetch as much. But even that should allow them to buy Bradley or similar, and they could even get by with just Lucas to an extent.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 26 July 2010 12:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Isn't Masch just ignoring Liverpool until they sell him?

a hoy hoy, Monday, 26 July 2010 12:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I expect so. Don't know where he's supposed to be going, but I guess most sides could use a guy like him.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 26 July 2010 12:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Masch was back in training today. Well, at the training ground. Probably hiding in the toilets refusing to come out until they've sold him.

The referee was perfect (Chris), Monday, 26 July 2010 13:00 (thirteen years ago) link

i like masch but i'm not sure he's a 'build a team around him' player either- 25-30m would be a good amount.

torres- i honestly think 45m would be about his real value, but with the clubs that are chasing him and his political importance to liverpool, it could well go much higher than that. i'd trust hodgson (if he gets to make the call, indeed) to work out at what stage it becomes preferable to let him go.

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 26 July 2010 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

what is nando's contract? if it 3 or more years then yeah, 45+, 2 or less years and take any offers imo.

a hoy hoy, Monday, 26 July 2010 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link

I think it might be 4yrs - pretty sure he signed a 5yr deal when there was takeover-imminent chat, which is why he feels aggrieved now. Can't remember exactly when that was though.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 26 July 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

lol this dude was on the flight from ny to london with the spurs team and had this to report: Charlie was quite funny actually, some flight attendant asked why he was in NYC he just replied ‘for the women’.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs109.ash2/38772_424957037560_508902560_4669824_7768599_n.jpg

mizzell, Monday, 26 July 2010 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

glory glory stratford hotspur

mizzell, Monday, 26 July 2010 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link

well they still don't have planning permission for naming rights.

a hoy hoy, Monday, 26 July 2010 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Do you think this is a ruse to make Haringey council more amenable to granting permission for the Naming Rights Arena? (i.e. if you don't let us build it, we'll leave the borough - didn't Arsenal do something like this with Islington?)

I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 08:15 (thirteen years ago) link

yes, they've "threated to leave the borough" about a million times before. but i think the council are totally on board though - they're already helping to move local businesses off the site and relocate them - so it's probably more about getting them to put pressure on the police to sit down and iron out any problems with safety etc in time for the meeting in two months or something.

joe, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 08:40 (thirteen years ago) link

0925 BST: Ajax's £30m-rated striker Luis Suarez is one of three names on Tottenham's summer shopping list. Boss Harry Redknapp also want Micah Richards and Craig Bellamy before the start of the new season.
Full story: Goal.com

cozen, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 09:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Suppose Bellamy needs to put in a season at Spurs at some point.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 09:53 (thirteen years ago) link

...before going on loan to Celtic with Robbie Keane.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 09:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Would like Bellamy tbh! Micah Richards has potential, if Arry can work is magic then he'd be good (for CB I assume).

Concerned at lack of LB talk.

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 09:59 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd take Bellamy but I'm not sure he'd gel properly with any of our strikers, or get in our first team. If we're moving to 4-3-3 with Lennon further forward than maybe.

Would love Suarez but so not gonna happen.

Micah Richards could be good but I think another exciting young but error prone defender is not really what we need right now, especially after Woodgate's unfortunate death. Old experienced pro to partner Dawson please.

I'd like any left-back we sign to be of the reliable-but-unexciting school, don't see the point in signing a third adventurous attacking LB who can't really defend.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 10:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Bellamy usually described as a left winger these days, but yeah it would be on the understanding of replacement for Keane I'd have him.

Agree 100% on LB, I want a dour, experienced LB-by-trade, and not a frustrated 'footballer'.

I think we're not too badly off at CB if King can play once a week- huge IF obviously. Bassong, Dawson are prone to gaffes, but both much improved? Woodgate, King- yeah great nominal CB pairing but can't rely on them ever being available.

But buying in another first team player in that position leaves us with 5 'first team' CB's- At that stage Woodgate's gotta be let go and let someone in on a clearly understood 'first choice' basis- there's enough messing around with King's situation as is.

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 10:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah if you think about it our best period defensively was with Bassong and Dawson, they went four or five games without conceding IIRC. Maybe another centreback would be overegging the pudding.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 10:33 (thirteen years ago) link

just acknowledge that pair as the first choice centre halves, I think- give them that much in recognition of their work last season, not as punishment to woodgate and king or anything (I'd have let King go a year back, and I've been proven comprehensively RONG on that one)

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 10:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Bellamy to Celtic rumours still not going away (didn't he say he wouldn't play in the Prem any more?), and I would take him over Keane as well (Bellamy's half-season up here was as good a half-season I've seen out of anyone, way above what Robbie Keane's done this year), but I think my expectations are being somewhat mucked about with, since we're actually signing dudes from Scunthorpe* and Sunderland.

* supposedly really good though

ailsa, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 10:50 (thirteen years ago) link

signing up prospects from lower league would seem like a good way for Celtic to go, too- is it somethign they've been doing much of ailsa? (i've fallen off the SPL wagon in a big way this past two years tbh)

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 10:56 (thirteen years ago) link

If by lower league you mean "Hibs", then yes :-)

Difficult to put a pattern on it over the last couple of years, tbh with Strachan aware he was leaving and not spending any money accordingly (Willo Flood doesn't count), then Tony Mowbray flinging money and loan deals around indiscriminately like a drowning man scrabbling for lifelines. Couple of of "prospects" came from Ireland - Paddy McCourt and Niall McGinn - both bought for next to nothing, McCourt is genius but unfit, McGinn's useful but probably not quite good enough yet. We've got a training ground full of worldwide-sourced prospects, of those, I certainly think Thomas Rogne looks the real deal (if someone can sellotape his hamstrings back together), jury's still out on Morten Rasmussen.

Only English "lower league" player I can think of off the top of my head just now that we've bought recently was Marc Antoine Fortune (jury out for so long they might as well stop deliberating), who could never really be described as a bargain or a prospect.

(am quite happy to take this over the SPL thread to stop the Liverpool Tottingham chat getting taken over)

ailsa, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 11:40 (thirteen years ago) link

With Ledley and Hooper I get the feeling the strategy is to buy guys who look like they have the potential to catch the eyes of an English Premier League team and are young enough they'll have a good resale value if they put in a good season or two (Ledley was reportedly subject to a failed £8m bid last year). Same probably goes for Juarez.

McCourt is genius but unfit

I've yet to see the evidence of this lack of fitness - he's looked the best player in the country to me and never seems to be struggling (though only playing once a month gives you plenty of time to get your breath back).

embrace the flopping? no thanks (onimo), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 11:50 (thirteen years ago) link

The fact they only let him out for 20 minutes a month suggests unfitness to me.

ailsa, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 11:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Also Paddy looks like old school tanner-ba' players are meant to look and should therefore always play.
http://i35.tinypic.com/303cw0o.jpg

embrace the flopping? no thanks (onimo), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 11:53 (thirteen years ago) link

suggests unfitness to me

Suggests blindness to his ability to win games to me.

embrace the flopping? no thanks (onimo), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 11:53 (thirteen years ago) link

and if he's been training with Celtic for two year why the fuck isn't he fit? You maybe accept a guy coming from the Irish league might not have the same fitness levels when he arrives but they've had a fuckload of time since then to train him.

(sorry Spurs, you are still big, carry on)

embrace the flopping? no thanks (onimo), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 11:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Same probably goes for Juarez

Neil Lennon quoted as saying almost exactly that (that he has potential resale value). After years and years of running players into the ground rather than capitalise and replace, I think someone's finally sussed out how everyone else with any sense does it.

xposts, aye, that an' all. 20 Paddy minutes are generally more productive than a whole month of MAF.

other xpost, no idea why he's so allegedly unfit. Same as I have no idea why Celtic can't keep anyone's hamstrings intact for five minutes.

ailsa, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 11:59 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i35.tinypic.com/303cw0o.jpg
looks mentally unfit to me

cozen, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 12:30 (thirteen years ago) link

rename thread to CELTIC ARE STILL A BIG CLUB

cozen, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 12:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Course we are, huge stadium, regularly competing with Europe's elite in pre-season friendlies.

embrace the flopping? no thanks (onimo), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 12:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm not old enough to remember when tottenham were a big club

cozen, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 12:40 (thirteen years ago) link

shouldn't celtics strategy just be to sit back and laff at rangers going bust?

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 12:55 (thirteen years ago) link

is, afaik

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 12:58 (thirteen years ago) link

shouldn't celtics strategy just be to sit back and laff at rangers going bust?

Yeah we've been doing that for two years and they seem to be doing all the laffing :(

embrace the flopping? no thanks (onimo), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 13:03 (thirteen years ago) link

You maybe accept a guy coming from the Irish league might not have the same fitness levels when he arrives

I don't! If they irish league guys don't have stamina and workrate then they don't have anything tbh.

Paddy mcCourt has been a prospect for a long, long time. 'mentally unfit' is probably very close to teh truth of the matter here.

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 13:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Agree 100% on LB, I want a dour, experienced LB-by-trade, and not a frustrated 'footballer'.

does this include wayne bridge?

mizzell, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 13:47 (thirteen years ago) link

nah he's actually attack minded, just shit.

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 13:48 (thirteen years ago) link

At the same time if you have a player like Vedran Corluka (solid, hardly ever fucks up, no pace whatsover) on either side that limits your attacking options somewhat.

The idea of playing Bale week in week out and making sure his defensive awareness improves seems like the way forward, if he can be developed to Ashley Cole level (and I absolutely believe he can) then that's enough. Maybe a dour experienced leftback as backup but how many of those are there in this day and age? I can't think of many particularly good LBs in the Premiership.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 13:50 (thirteen years ago) link

lbs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rbs

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 13:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Corluka is a very good footballer, just not pacy. He is, imo, about the best partner for Lennon that we could wish for in terms of his movement and passing.

I don't think Bale will ever match Cole defensively, but IMO he's already better going forward. I don't think he'll ever be a good LB defensively, really. Heart's not in it, the poor tot.

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 13:54 (thirteen years ago) link

It's easy to forget that Ashley Cole was seen as a bit of a defensive liability during his first through years at Arsenal. I'd give the boy Bale a bit more time meself.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 13:56 (thirteen years ago) link

hey i'm not advocating dropping him or anything

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 13:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe a dour experienced leftback as backup but how many of those are there in this day and age? I can't think of many particularly good LBs in the Premiership.

― Matt DC, Tuesday, July 27, 2010 9:50 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

This is my point. BAE is near the top, surely?

mizzell, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 13:58 (thirteen years ago) link

BAE improved a lot this year, but I mean every game he'll Phil Babb.

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link

BAE has improved both in attack and defence but he just has these stupid rushes of blood to the head that result in conceded penalties and near misses. If you could cut that out of his game he'd be fine.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, like I said he'll Phil Babb

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 14:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Noticed that Celtic failed to qualify for the Champions League tonight. I was expecting Spurs to have to play a qualifier - I guess the "co-efficient" or whatever its called means English fourth placed clubs now qualify automatically - right? Or have I missed something?

As a BITTER LFC fan I was looking forward to the possibility of them not making it - just like Everton when they pipped us a few years ago!

kraudive, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 21:44 (thirteen years ago) link

there's another round of qualifiers after tonight's- draw takes place friday

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link

ah - well that was the other explanation. Thanks.

kraudive, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link

who cares about the champions league? the lads brought the eusebio cup back to the lane

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/Dawsontrophy415.jpg

mizzell, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link

ha that's classic

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Dos Santos! Is he any good? Thought he looked a tricky little thang in the World Cup.

The referee was perfect (Chris), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link

classic ability vs reported attitude probs

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link

+ inability to get any of his 12 shots a game even on target.

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Dos Santos will never make it in the Premiership, we should cash in on his decentish World Cup now.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link

hasty imo.

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link

his tasty flick brought spurs the eusebio cup glory!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQwLpEZ1D-8&feature=player_embedded#!

around 4:20 in

mizzell, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link

aw cheers for that, watching this second

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:42 (thirteen years ago) link

i gotta pause that for a sec and just say- wow benfica

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:48 (thirteen years ago) link

and now i gotta reload wtf

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:48 (thirteen years ago) link

didn't get to see all of it it kept skipping on me, but from what i caught there's no way we should have won that one.

;_; for sub waiting to come on when we scored

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link

benfica looked amazing in that

pies. (gbx), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link

yes but they do not like it up them iirc

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 August 2010 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha yeah from those highlights it looks like Spurs got ripped up for 90mins and somehow still won.

Matt DC, Thursday, 5 August 2010 08:34 (thirteen years ago) link

BTW

Forgot completely about Kaboul in our discussion of 'do we need another centre half' so the answer is a definite 'no' cos I <3 that dude.

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 August 2010 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link

we're goin to the CL folks

"It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 6 August 2010 10:23 (thirteen years ago) link

prayers for young boys answered.

r|t|c, Friday, 6 August 2010 10:32 (thirteen years ago) link

glad about this btw - got the makings of an absolute egg-on-face classic

r|t|c, Friday, 6 August 2010 10:34 (thirteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Sutter

and here's your instrument of fate

r|t|c, Friday, 6 August 2010 10:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't see any way that this can't happen. Only compunded by this: "In the autumn of 2006 Sutter stated that he no longer wished to be considered for selection for the Swiss national side as he wanted to play for the Three Lions"

Ismael Klata, Friday, 6 August 2010 10:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Young Boys at the Wankdorf stadium!

Matt DC, Friday, 6 August 2010 11:01 (thirteen years ago) link

u r kidding

"It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 6 August 2010 11:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Got tickets for the WHL leg! Best day ever!

Matt DC, Friday, 6 August 2010 11:11 (thirteen years ago) link

:D

that's class.

"It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 6 August 2010 11:14 (thirteen years ago) link

young boys' away strip looks familiar

http://www.bscyb.ch/cgi-bin/dynamisch/homeaway2010.jpg

mizzell, Friday, 6 August 2010 13:28 (thirteen years ago) link

for my second ever premiere league match i'm going to see fulham vs wolves at craven cottage. i'm bringin my 74-yr-old dad. i don't think the supporters will be particularly rambunctious but i guess we should probably sit w the neutrals?

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 August 2010 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Neutrals?

sorprendentemente noioso (onimo), Friday, 6 August 2010 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah Craven Cottage has a neutral area, FSVO "neutral". In the very unlikely event that anything kicks off its more likely to happen in the neutral area than anywhere else because it's only nominally neutral, you'll get both sets of fans in there.

I'd go in the Fulham seats myself, you'll get the best atmosphere in there.

Matt DC, Friday, 6 August 2010 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Never heard of a neutral area before.

sorprendentemente noioso (onimo), Friday, 6 August 2010 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

i hadn't thought of it like that, but that makes sense!

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 August 2010 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link

I always try to sit in or beside the away fans myself. The seats aren't normally that great but you get good songs and a bit of banter. Wolves fans are alright, I've seen them a couple of times. Wouldn't've thought there was any chance of trouble myself.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 6 August 2010 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link

do any other parks have a neutral area?

cozen, Friday, 6 August 2010 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Alternatively, the main stand at Craven Cottage (the one on the side away from the river anyway, I think it's the main stand) is very tight to the pitch, and it's pretty cool to be sitting right down the front and get the occasional bit of action literally a dozen feet away from you.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 6 August 2010 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link

wikipedia:

Fulham is the only club currently in the UK to have such an area. Fans can wear whatever shirt and support either side in this area, leading to friendly banter.

cozen, Friday, 6 August 2010 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 August 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

do any other parks have a neutral area?

― cozen, Friday, 6 August 2010 18:41 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Any seats at Ashburton Grove above the cheapest ones...

a hoy hoy, Friday, 6 August 2010 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Yo, Ismael - I got two tix in the second row of that stand. Psyched!! They are "uncovered" but whatever, w'ell just bring raincoats.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 8 August 2010 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Great stuff, hope it works out well.

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 8 August 2010 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Full-blooded challenges are awesome from that range, let's hope that having beaten relegation Wolves don't decide to try playing like Spain.

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 8 August 2010 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

please unlock that other thread, Spurs are BACK

acoleuthic, Saturday, 28 August 2010 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

not trolling here, honest, but: they better enjoy their stint in the champions league because they've as much chance of being there next year as Celtic.

Efraqueen Juárez (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 28 August 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

i.e. none.

Efraqueen Juárez (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 28 August 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Didn't see the first half, but their second half was as dismal as you'll ever set eyes on. Somehow only compounded by the fans getting on their backs from about 55 mins - justified as it was, it's still a bit like Villa getting all over-entitled a couple of years ago.

The brief flurry of knockout blows from Wigan made me think most of all of the Rumble In The Jungle, actually, except that Foreman put on a far better show that night.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 28 August 2010 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link

blissfully sunbathed my way through this

k¸ (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 August 2010 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link

when if ever did you stop thinking of Man City as one of the big clubs?

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:29 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://imgur.com/t0Ogt.jpg

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link

why do his tears please you so?

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm hoping he'll tell his father to "fuck off bollocks you're a cunt".

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link

....

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link

srsly what sort of edmonton kebab shop owner buys glasses like that for their kid? pretty sure you'd be hating on one of yr own

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

That's Ben Mitchell from Eastenders isn't it?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link

wasn't bothered about result tonight wanted to see some new players.

found it hard to tell livermore from sandro (tv at an angle in pub) but he looked good

thought the young cb looked mostly good better than bassong? was actually having a late dinner for the penos so only kinda looked up resignedly at them.

naughton looked v good on ball and when near his man, but positioning was woeful enough. that'll come though and he looks a prospect

bentley didn't move for a teammate all night, and his passing was designed for his own personal glory and nothing more- even though his effort was there and he showed some nice touches, i've given up on him ever being a part of a functioning team with us.

lennon was terrible when he came on, keane was pretty good. pav got no service but wasn't great besides.

sandro looked good, i think i'd have him ahead of palacios for a while, because the latter didn't cover much ground again tonight and never really showed for the fullbacks to get an out ball.

all in al, an excellet performance and i cant wait for the next round.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm sure we did this but just in case
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utUyha0wjSE

MIA Deren Brown Sugar Ray Leonard Cohen Afterworld (admrl), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link

ha that's pretty untypical, tbh

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link

So sad the time has passed for a DJ Martian/Pompey version ;_;

Matt DC, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link

So yeah, Darragh, about that not playing with a defensive midfielder thing? Really needs to be sorted out sometime soon, FC Twente were just able to run straight through Modric and Huddlestone last night...

Matt DC, Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:28 (thirteen years ago) link

More problems caused by not playing with a centre half alongside King imo, Bassong looked allergic to challenging for the aerial ball all night. He was really poor.

The fact that neither centre forward wanted to play up front as a focal point, they both kept coming back (and Pavlyuchenko went down under every touch too, instead of using his strength to hold up play) also meant that the benefits of having the passing/movement provided by a Modric/Huddlestone/VdV centre were wasted. You don't need two guys running from up front to add creativity there, you need them stretching the centre backs and holding the ball up intelligently.

Not sure I ever advocated not playing a DM in the CL though! Maybe in home PL games where we'll be stonewalled, but usually I'd be happier with a destroyer type in there.

Still have high hopes for a possible 352 when we get some centre halves back, but again the form of our strikers makes 2 up front a very hard sell at them moment, because the obvious choice for Harry right now is to pick only one up front to accommodate VdV, Modric, Huddlestone, Lennon and Bale (or four from that lot and one destructive presence, as I said).

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:40 (thirteen years ago) link

that's got to be my most properly-typed post all year, and i dunno why

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't think either Pav or Crouch (or Modric for that matter) have learned to play with VDV properly yet, they didn't seem to be getting in the right space for him. That'll come with time, but it was telling that most of our joy last night came from crosses pinged in from wide positions.

Just don't trust Bassong any more, hope he can pull it together but I think the Young Boys game has left in permanent "MUST NOT FUCK UP" ticker tape paralysis.

Matt DC, Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd like him removed from the firing line for a while, he's a good 'go straight for the tackle' defender in the Dawson mould, but right now yeah he's definitely suffering. Without King last night we'd have suffered too, but nobody else fit at the moment.

Pav/Crouch- I don't think it's a new problem that Crouch doesn't stay up front or hold the ball up properly (particularly for his height) but Pav would definitely want taking aside and a word had (I love football grammar) about running wide and also about hitting the deck so easily.

Thought most of our joy last night came from running down the wings directly at full backs, not through the actualy delivery (Bale put in some good early balls, but again Crouch and Pav weren't anywhere near the penalty spot (Crouch six yards to the right of the 6yd box for one cross, wtf)

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:57 (thirteen years ago) link

bTottenham Hotspur
* Rafael Van der Vaart has had 17 shots in just four league games since joining Tottenham. Peter Crouch has had just nine in seven games.

* No Premier League player has created more chances (20) than Gareth Bale this season. But he is yet to be credited with an assist.

* Spurs have kept just two clean sheets in 12 games in all competition this season.

Bale stat is blowing my mind. CMON STRIKERS GET ON THE END OF IT FFS

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 08:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Have assists actually become an official thing then? I thought they were strictly for fantasy footy.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 09:38 (thirteen years ago) link

nah they've been keeping official stats as far back as the utd team of late 90's at least.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 10:15 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2HWUbFGHMU

I was watching this ridiculous George Best footage from 1981 last night. "One goal and THREE assists!" quoth the announcer.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 10:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Looks like we'll be getting rid of Kranjcar then. He's worth at least 10m imo, but I doubt we'll see anything like that amount.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 11:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I read that as "worth at least 1 onimo" - need to get over myself

meta the devil you know (onimo), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 11:36 (thirteen years ago) link

^ fancies himself a bit of a player imo

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 11:38 (thirteen years ago) link

http://imgur.com/NpH9h.jpg

James Mitchell, Thursday, 7 October 2010 13:16 (thirteen years ago) link

modric absolutely aghast there.

obviously arry's indicating the number of midfield slots available for vdv and luka, so get yer finger out lad.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 13:22 (thirteen years ago) link

modders deserves that, he's looked complete pony the last few games i've seen of him

should make some FREE NIKO shirts really

r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Man management, Harry style. Almost as funny as when Gomes rolled his hands to indicate he needed to come off and 'Arry gave him a thumbs up and left him on the pitch.

And then he was injured for three weeks during which time we weren't much cop at the back.

Matt DC, Friday, 8 October 2010 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't know if modric is just off-form or if he's struggling to find a role between VdV and Bale.

really hope it's the former

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Friday, 8 October 2010 13:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Might be a bit of both.

Matt DC, Friday, 8 October 2010 13:44 (thirteen years ago) link

i'd love to inhabit your complicated world, tbh, but i'm just not that guy

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Friday, 8 October 2010 13:45 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

well, i guess we'll be a big club when we get a pet ref like cuntyberg

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 October 2010 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link

This is presumably United's pet ref who didn't give United a penalty when Nani was pulled? You'd think if the referee was biased to United / against Spurs, the easy (and far less controversial) thing to do would have been to give the penalty, rather than give Spurs the advantage and then send misleading telepathic signals to Gomes that caused him to place the ball then stand and watch while Nani asked the referee if it was OK to score (and then scored).

Running the Gantelope (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 30 October 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

here's a stat: not only have Spurs failed to win here since 1989, not counting the time they did thanks to Pedro Mendes but weren't allowed to, they've also failed to register a victory in any of their last 67 away games against the Traditional Big Four

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 30 October 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Things you can guarantee will happen every season:
1 Spurs will roll over for Man U.

Pete W, Sunday, 31 October 2010 09:34 (thirteen years ago) link

uh didn't Chelsea fans call it Three Point Lane for a while? They were undefeated there for years.

a fucking abortion (onimo), Sunday, 31 October 2010 10:15 (thirteen years ago) link

more worried about our recent form against wolves and wigan tbph

nb&s i'd rather he didn't give a soft peno for your famous diver, hadn't booked our two centre halves for nothing as early as possible, booked your famous diver for grabbing and holding the ball, listened to his linesman instead of overruling him, not booked our captain for repeated protests while not allowing your captain to hold a fucking conference with him and his assistant.

i'd rather all of that.

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 October 2010 13:36 (thirteen years ago) link

arry's wrong, handball is not a yellow card

caek, Sunday, 31 October 2010 13:37 (thirteen years ago) link

deliberate, sustained handball on the ground after not getting a penalty isn't necessarily a yellow card, but should be though- right?

when did yellow cards for diving stop, on a not-unrelated subject

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 October 2010 13:41 (thirteen years ago) link

They haven't stopped, have just seen a Kilmarnock booked for it not fifteen minutes ago.

ailsa, Sunday, 31 October 2010 13:42 (thirteen years ago) link

+ player

ailsa, Sunday, 31 October 2010 13:43 (thirteen years ago) link

There was at least one classic "dive or penalty" moment in the Barnsley - Hull game last night, neither given of course, sick of chickenshit cop outs like that.

Uncharted: Nick Drake's Fortune (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 31 October 2010 13:45 (thirteen years ago) link

a handball is only ever a caution if it's "unsporting conduct". unless the ref thinks nani was diving, he has to assume nani handles because he thinks he's got a penalty. players handball after tackles all the time. to penalize nani would be inconsistent with how this is refereed.

caek, Sunday, 31 October 2010 13:45 (thirteen years ago) link

tbf he had a pretty shitty view of the penalty claim

caek, Sunday, 31 October 2010 13:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Nani wasn't seeking to gain advantage by handling it. It was hardly an Henry v Ireland type incident. He thought he'd got a penalty. Once he realised he hadn't, he let go of the ball (and threw himself on his back in a ridiculously over-the-top show of exasperation) while Gomes picked up the ball and walked off with it. He didn't gain anything from that.

I can understand your frustration, Darragh. Spurs worked hard, showed flashes of brilliance and, but for that bizarre incident, could well have left Old Trafford with just a 1-0 defeat.

Running the Gantelope (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 31 October 2010 13:51 (thirteen years ago) link

ha fair point, and i've acknowledged that tbf also

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 October 2010 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link

would ask you why nani didn't play to the whistle tho :)

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 October 2010 14:00 (thirteen years ago) link

exactly...everyone is criticising gomes for not playing the whistle but neither did nani. the only diff is the ref didn't see nani's behaviour=bad refereeing. picking up the ball after a tackle before the whistle is petulant bullshit anyway, sort of thing someone does in the park when you're 9.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 31 October 2010 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link

defoe's position troubles me. Doesnt play well pivoting off a big man, much better working predatorially against defenders rather than as part of an ttacking unit.

As well to discount him from tactics altogether when picking him treat him as joker in the pack rather than yr usual small, tricksy creative attacker.

― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 November 2010 11:10 (35 minutes ago)

Carrying this on here but I think this is wrong fwiw. Defoe would be great as the tip of a 4-4-1-1 that's based on keeping it on the ground, as the current Spurs team is. If he had another foot of height he'd obviously be perfect but he can actually finish regularly, which helps, he gets himself into good positions and he's strong enough to hold defenders off. Could work well in front of VDV I'd say. Better than Keane at any rate.

Matt DC, Thursday, 4 November 2010 11:48 (thirteen years ago) link

well yeah, i would love to see him in exactly that position, my point was more that including him in your strategy (as harry clearly does crouch, for instance) isn't a goer- and going back to sheringham through keane and berbatov we've almost turned away from picking a player purely to get on the end of things (it's why defoe was sold before and why bent never got a fair crack, imo)

I think pav holds it up and passes better than any of our other strikers, but crouch vdv have hit it off, and with defoe back fit there's maybe a bit of tinkering to be done.

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 November 2010 12:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I would expect Redknapp to put Defoe straight back in the team when he's fit. The man fucking loves him.

Matt DC, Thursday, 4 November 2010 12:11 (thirteen years ago) link

central attacking unit of modric vdv and defoe in a 4411 would definitely merit a run of games.

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 November 2010 12:14 (thirteen years ago) link

noted on another thread, but modric's comments have made my day.

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 November 2010 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link

He's such a dude.

Matt DC, Thursday, 4 November 2010 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link

the obvious choice for Harry right now is to pick only one up front to accommodate VdV, Modric, Huddlestone, Lennon and Bale (or four from that lot and one destructive presence, as I said).

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, September 30, 2010

visionary imo

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Friday, 5 November 2010 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link

are we running a book on which bolton player will break bale's leg? #steinsson

coz truise (cozen), Saturday, 6 November 2010 12:53 (thirteen years ago) link

steinsson yeah

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 November 2010 12:57 (thirteen years ago) link

thugg

geddit (cozen), Saturday, 6 November 2010 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link

^ onimo said this in the pub today (and then said lol amirite). When real life and ILX collide.

ailsa, Saturday, 6 November 2010 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Heh, very good. Didn't think he was, um, that kind of player. Has he lashed out before?

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 6 November 2010 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link

yep, he's got a very short fuse

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 November 2010 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah he elbowed someone in the twente game, i think. avoided a ban for that one.

mizzell, Sunday, 7 November 2010 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link

he's had a few incidents. eng u-21's once or twice too. he's not actually that sort of player, but he reacts very badly, very quivckly if he thinks someone's had a go.

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 November 2010 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link

figured out the bale.gif btw. his balls are obv rattling about in there, that's a phantom dingus #PD

geddit (cozen), Sunday, 7 November 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

lollin @ #PD #balllols

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 November 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link

#Imayhavebeendrinking

geddit (cozen), Sunday, 7 November 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Amazingly enough, Tottenham's most lethal goalscorer over the past three seasons is none other than Roman Pavlyuchenko.

SuperPav has scored 32 goals in all competitions over the past three seasons from 4,179 minutes playing time, giving him a strike-rate of a goal for every 131 minutes played

His record during 2010-11 is an even more impressive goal for every 106 minutes played.

Closely behind Pav is new signing Rafael van der Vaart, who's 7 goals this season have come from 930 minutes played, giving the Dutchman a strike-rate of a goal scored every 133 minutes on average.

In third place comes the pint-sized assassin, Jermain Defoe with 29 goals from his 4,166 minutes played - a strike-rate of 144 minutes per goal.

Danny Rose only goal for Spurs came from 157 minutes played so far.

Darren Bent, now with Sunderland, managed 17 goals from 2,790 minutes played, which gave him an average of a goal scored for every 164 minutes played.

Tottenham Hotspur's Goalscorer's Strike-Rates in Last Three Seasons:

http://www.myfootballfacts.com/Spurs_Strike-Rates_Last_3_Seasons.html

"

not in any way amazed tbh. our best striker, and the sooner we get him and defoe to start playing together the sooner our consistency will cease to be such a major issue.

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 01:41 (thirteen years ago) link

I can imagine Harry already figuring out wheezes to get his average up by no early baths from now on, subbing him on as an auxiliary CB in games long-won, etc

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 07:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Thudd out for several months, by the way :(

Matt DC, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 09:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Ideally that means playing a proper defensive midfielder from game to game. Realistically, it means a lot more Jermaine Jenas.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 09:44 (thirteen years ago) link

You live in a Sandro world now, it'll be ok.

hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 10:09 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah sandro or palacios to pick up the slack. ideally. But i'd share matt's reservations as to whether that'll happen

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 10:13 (thirteen years ago) link

or harry can go mental, notice his shit defense is going to concede no matter the situation and just think fuck it, we'll go back to the ozzie days and play 4 creative midfielders and two strikers...

hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 10:16 (thirteen years ago) link

tbh three and two or four and one respectively aint far off that, with attacking full backs to boot

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 10:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Pav's league goals 2008/09: 1 vs Bolton, 1 vs Liverpool, 1 vs Blackburn, 1 vs Boro, 1 vs West Ham
Pav's league goals 2009/10: 2 vs Wigan, 1 vs Everton, 2 vs Blackburn
Pav's league goals 2010/11: 1 vs Wolves, 1 vs Fulham, 1 vs Bolton, 1 vs Blackburn

I don't think goals per minute tells the full story (otherwise, iirc, Mark Burchill > Henrik Larsson) - you have to look at the opposition.

Smiley panda mixed moniker (7,4) (onimo), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 11:30 (thirteen years ago) link

when a player never seems to get a fair run, i dont know if it still isnt a good stat to look at.

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 11:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Pav's never scored more than five?!

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 11:37 (thirteen years ago) link

remember when carlton cole had the best gpg record in the world? good times.

hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 11:40 (thirteen years ago) link

not in the league - a few against better teams elsewhere of course - vs Man U in the league cup, vs Inter in the CL.

All of his 2008/09 league goals were at home.

Not calling him out as a flat track bully or anything - to score against the top teams you need to play them and Harry's ignored him for a few big games.

Smiley panda mixed moniker (7,4) (onimo), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 11:41 (thirteen years ago) link

not like our other strikers were filling their boots away from home or against yr chelsea in the same period.

No club going for cl spot can do without a flat track bully, if that's even what he is

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 12:01 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^i call bullshit but all the examples that come to mind have a midfield that scores a lot more than spurs's.

hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 12:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Spurs now have a midfield(er) that scores.

Smiley panda mixed moniker (7,4) (onimo), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 12:17 (thirteen years ago) link

g bale and vdv both

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 12:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh aye, keep forgetting Bale is no longer classed as a defender. VDV looks like deal of the season so far.

Smiley panda mixed moniker (7,4) (onimo), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 12:25 (thirteen years ago) link

chamakh up there too before sam hops in

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 12:29 (thirteen years ago) link

nah vdv is a lock for signing of the season (along w/ zlatan + ozil)

hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 12:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I almost consider him a second striker but I can't remember the last time Spurs had a midfielder who had a serious change of getting 20 goals a season.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 12:47 (thirteen years ago) link

But yes, a big physical striker much needed at the moment. I'm a little disappointed that Sunderland got Asamoah Gyan, who'd be ideal.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 12:48 (thirteen years ago) link

srs, a cheeky bid for lou ferrigno and porto would let him torture english defenses instead.

hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 13:06 (thirteen years ago) link

lennon/modric need to contribute more goals, there's no doubt. Pav/defoe are always lookin to shoot early and occupy centre halves in a way crouch/keane dont/wont. You'd be sacrificing a certain amount of participation in buildup play playing the former as a partnership, but giving modric/vdv room in the centre. Worth trying over a period of time imo.

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

"Harry is a very special man, that's why I already feel at home at Spurs. It feels like I'm back on the street.

"There are no long and boring speeches about tactics, like I was used to at Real Madrid.

"There is a clipboard in our dressing room, but Harry doesn't write anything on it. It's not that we do nothing - but it's close to that."

mizzell, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Starting to think that it's Lennon who's going to make way in a 4-4-2. If you've got Bale firing on all cylinders you can sacrifice Lennon and play Rafa on the right, drifting in with Hutton overlapping.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link

lennon off form, sure. But straighter swap for modric, who by the same token can play naturally cutting in from the left.

Vdv may well turn out to be a striking option in 442 anyway

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link


Niko Kranjcar made it five goals in three games for his country as Croatia defeated Malta 3-0 in a Euro 2012 qualifier on Wednesday.

The midfielder struck twice before Blackburn's Niko Kalinic rounded off the scoring in a comfortable win on a rain-soaked night in Zagreb.

I'm still not certain Niko shouldn't be considered an inside forward like we've been playin VdV in the 451. He's not good on the right nor centre, hit-and-miss on the left until he's in sight of goal. Better finisher than Robbie (this past two years, anyway), and I think we should've seen more of him while Defoe was out in a more advanced role.

Judging by quotes he'l be gone in Jan anyway- hopefully not to another CL/UEFA chasing prem club.

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 November 2010 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link

If I'm honest he'd stand a good chance of getting more games at utd/chelsea than at us this weather.

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 November 2010 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

ok

what's a fair price for 30-yr old proven premier league & international goalscorer robbie keane?

i'd take 5m, but then i want rid. if we were looking at buying a player of his career stats/profile/talent i'd prob be happy for us to spend twice that.

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Saturday, 4 December 2010 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link

dunno who can afford to spend 5m on a player that has sucked for the past 2 years - brum maybe?

purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 4 December 2010 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link

personal hunch is some sort of p/ex with west ham for c.cole - gold & sullivan might be the only ones stupid/desperate enough to try and match keano's lol colossal wages come january

r|t|c, Saturday, 4 December 2010 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link

but yeah the whole thing would depend on whether dude's willing to take a pay cut and for how much. be surprised if you got more than 2.5m for him tbh

r|t|c, Saturday, 4 December 2010 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link

villa £5.5m

Ectothiorhodospira shaposhnikovii (nakhchivan), Saturday, 4 December 2010 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link

he's still yr best forward if he's not dead

tho he may be dead

Ectothiorhodospira shaposhnikovii (nakhchivan), Saturday, 4 December 2010 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, given and keane are both gonna have to make a call on pay-cut vs games in january, they were talking bout it on rte last night. richie sadlier- 'tbh, i don't think robbie's that good anymore, maybe sunderland'. he's a good pundit.

can see everton, sunderland, villa all paying ~5m for him, but definitely he'll be taking a 30k paycut to move, cos we'll not be paying him.

he'd be our best fwd if he'd never played for rafa. but now he's shite and we pay him 80k

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 December 2010 12:36 (thirteen years ago) link

he's bound for the celtic glue factory surely

I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 5 December 2010 13:29 (thirteen years ago) link

it's like the highest-stakes pass-the-parcel ever

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 5 December 2010 13:36 (thirteen years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/9258302.stm

"Harry Redknapp is a great manager," added Horne.

"Tottenham are playing great football and to qualify well for the Champions League knockout stage from a position of being fourth favourites in the group is huge testimony to that." ]

what? fourth favourites my ass. good to know you've got someone who knows football picking the next england manager.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 5 December 2010 13:42 (thirteen years ago) link

'arry will 'ave to go back, meet up with the FA for a couple of days and have a chat and say, "You should be voting for me really. I'm a sexy bird, I'll get my gear off for you".

James Mitchell, Sunday, 5 December 2010 13:51 (thirteen years ago) link

do u reckon arry like a tart or two

not talkin baht david bentley neever

Princess TuomTuom (nakhchivan), Sunday, 5 December 2010 14:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Might as well go to Engerland, he's got nothing left to achieve in club football.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 5 December 2010 14:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Spurs daring to dream - haven't seen this linked anywhere, it's a top explanation of their finances

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link

TL;DR - The loss of Champions' League revenue next season will be offset by the huge fee from the sale of Gareth Bale to Citeh.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link

only Manchester City, fuelled by the Sheikh’s billions, have spent more than Tottenham in the last five years. With a net £91 million, Spurs have spent twice as much as Liverpool, four times as much as Chelsea, nine times as much as United, while Arsenal have actually generated a surplus from their transfer activities.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jLlqDrcSYeQ/TPZjU5e-usI/AAAAAAAACmo/Muaw20kC9Qs/s400/15%

Sepp Blatter quipped (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link

top top

all in order, tbh.

always wondered where exactly amortisation of transfer fees gets recolved after an outgoing transfer. stadium questions are big ones.

chortlin acoleuthic (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link

wonder where we are in the table of transfer fees brought in? near the top i'd guess.

chortlin acoleuthic (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link

According to that chart it's

Man Utd
Liverpool
Tottenham
Arsenal

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link

(xp to self) City, of course, have spent four times as much as Spurs during that period (or 35 times as much as United), and about 90% of that spending has come in the last three seasons.

Sepp Blatter quipped (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 23:00 (thirteen years ago) link

xps I had a long, unwanted train journey tonight and read that consecutively with this takedown of redknapp. Can't really recommend it as such, but was a fun way to pass an hour.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link

reading Why England Lose has confirmed what I already knew, clubs that spend anything at market price are suckaz. Or p much anything on transfers tbh. or: loooool that harry article.

irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 09:58 (thirteen years ago) link

"I've never deemed us to be a selling club if you look at the big transfers which have taken place since I've been chairman. Gareth has got a long contract and I can assure you he will not be sold."
http://www.football365.com/mediawatch/0,17033,8749_6579085,00.html

James Mitchell, Thursday, 16 December 2010 08:40 (thirteen years ago) link

no doubt we've been a selling club wrt our top players since sol campbell. Not sure if thats changed since cl qualification, but prob not much. We get value from most forced sales tbf.

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 December 2010 09:29 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm not rly big into 'north london rivalry' tbh, but tbph not sure how far an arsenal fan can go on this subjet.

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 December 2010 09:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe buying/selling club status should be on number of players out the door as opposed to the grand total value? Like how the above shows Man U to be the biggest selling club of the past five years but most of that is down to the Cronaldo transfer?

Arsenal have sold 25 players over the past four seasons whilst Tottenham have sold 39. All mostly kids from both sides rather than big players but still.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 16 December 2010 09:51 (thirteen years ago) link

i'd narrow it down further, i think. Players sold against manager's wishes is really where the 'selling club' tag comes in.

Liverpool, whatever else about them this past decade, only ever caved to mascherano, and that was with the club at a particularly low ebb.

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 December 2010 11:05 (thirteen years ago) link

tbf to Spurs re Berbatov I recall that he spent his last while there standing around looking sullen not trying very hard not playing very well. See also E Adebayor when it comes to Arsenal as a selling club. Arsenal generally less a selling club than a letting players go for no particular reason club.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 16 December 2010 12:36 (thirteen years ago) link

i remember that being the accepted wisdom at the time re berbatov, and disagreeing with it. All seemed to centre on his body language and lack of rooneyesque charging, neither of which had changed in the previous two seasons. 102 games, 56 goals in a pretty awful spurs unit

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 December 2010 12:41 (thirteen years ago) link

sorry, 46 goals

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 December 2010 12:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah but the last few months, when he'd decided he wanted to go to United, he really did just stand around flouncing petulantly.

Part of the problem with Spurs in previous years has been that the best players wanted to be playing in the Champions League. Now they are, so you'd expect it to be theoretically easier to hang onto them. A lot depends on whether or not we finish fourth this season obv.

Depends on Bale's attitude as well. Can see Spurs pricing him out of the range of Man United or Arsenal. He might go to Man City for the money alone.

Matt DC, Thursday, 16 December 2010 12:43 (thirteen years ago) link

we might sell him to them for the money alone.

Flouncing around petulantly - berbatov mo

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 December 2010 12:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Arsenal generally less a selling club than a letting players go for no particular reason club.

i'm not even sure i know 1 player this refers to. gilberto maybe?

bale will totally be sold for wads and wads and wads of cash and possibly and oil reserve. what is the aulas thing, 'no player is for sale until someone bids way higher than the player could ever conceivably be worth'?

irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 16 December 2010 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link

will settle for that tbh, 55m would get us a left back and replacements for king and woodgate.

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 December 2010 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link

55m will get you a well scouted team plus a superstar

irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

tottenham are still a big drinking club

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/16/article-1339076-0C8098C8000005DC-51_468x561.jpg

mizzell, Friday, 17 December 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm not even sure i know 1 player this refers to. gilberto maybe?

vieira, flamini, maybe hleb? decent transfer fees for the first and the last, sure, but still pretty happy to let first team players go for what seems like no particular reason.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 17 December 2010 11:57 (thirteen years ago) link

have you never seen hleb play? being fucking frustrating and essentially pointless (remember we bought him to replace the super effective pires and replaced him with nasri who is looking like he will win poty) also vieira was shit in his last season and even if he may have been at winning sides in italy, was shit for them too.

noone was exactly happy to see flamini run down his contract.

irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Friday, 17 December 2010 12:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm eagerly anticipating the Arsenal tantrum when Bale beats Nasri.

Should probably be Malouda over both, but he's faded a bit recently.

Matt DC, Friday, 17 December 2010 12:04 (thirteen years ago) link

oh come on, bale would win it for some very good european games, he has been p average in the league

irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Friday, 17 December 2010 12:07 (thirteen years ago) link

ah, forgot that nasri's entrance coincided with hleb's exit. i accept that hleb is pish obv, but i was thinking that he left with no particular replacement.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 17 December 2010 12:08 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://friendly.no/thorstvedt.php

This is Erik Thorsvedt's daughter...

Matt DC, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link

omg

http://charlotteblogg.no/files/2011/01/DSC05094-630x418.jpg

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 16:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Real life Photoshops!

She is repping for 1x awesome Jamie Lloyd/Quarion track and one lame James Blake song.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

"There'd be nothing worse than, five years down the line, for a failing club not being able to meet its obligations because it's not getting 60,000, fans saying there's no atmosphere," he said, pointing out numerous problems with football being played in athletics stadia.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 13 January 2011 08:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Love the strategy of 'well we'll pull down the olympic stadium if we get it to build our proper one' line of shocking the government into just sorting out naming rights instead. Of course this all falls apart if West Ham get relegated though. Or maybe QPR could have it.

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 13 January 2011 09:29 (thirteen years ago) link

The stats they've pulled out for this are quite sobering though - nearest seat something like 45m from the pitch, 20% of seats 190m+ away. If West Ham do get it, it'll be the worst ground in the country.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 13 January 2011 09:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Charlotte Thorsvedt played a few minutes from my house the other week, headlining what appeared to be a night for Norwegian students - can't tell you how delighted I was when I saw the poster and Google confirmed the blood link a few minutes later \0/

cup of tea & an orange.xls (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 13 January 2011 09:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Or maybe QPR could have it.

nah we're having tv centre once the beeb fucks off oop north.

is thorsvedt daughter one of the only ever natural blondes to look way better as a brunette? i'm calling it.

r|t|c, Thursday, 13 January 2011 11:33 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.kickette.com/tottenham-hotspur-manbag-musings/

Inspector Anthony Slade, Thursday, 13 January 2011 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link

This AND the year ending in a one. IT IS A SIGN.

Matt DC, Friday, 14 January 2011 14:01 (thirteen years ago) link

"I couldn't say they (United) are on another level and are going to walk away with the title. I can't see them going the year unbeaten. There are lots of teams who could beat them on any given day."

James Mitchell, Monday, 17 January 2011 08:31 (thirteen years ago) link

they could they just don't wanna, just to piss off mcnulty

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Monday, 17 January 2011 09:53 (thirteen years ago) link

The unbeaten run is getting perplexing. Spurs were pretty decent yesterday yet never really looked like laying a finger on them. It's not even like there's a conspiracy or United have an invisible force-field around their goal or anything - it's more like a collective failure of imagination, or consensus to settle for draws as some sort of danegeld.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 17 January 2011 10:09 (thirteen years ago) link

can't wait to read a run of play article on it

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Monday, 17 January 2011 10:17 (thirteen years ago) link

It's been easy to forget how good Ferdinand and Vidic actually are over the last couple of seasons, when one or the other has mostly been injured.

Matt DC, Monday, 17 January 2011 10:40 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKCm5uWwtaQ

James Mitchell, Monday, 17 January 2011 11:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Can Spurs maintain their current level of spending? Been looking at the figures, and over the past five years their gross and net spends are huge. I imagine wage bill is also rising. But the capacity is the same and the prize money won't have gone up until this year's CL money comes in. Is there a danger they are overstretching? How important is repeated CL qualification? Can they keep this up while building a new stadium? Where's all the money coming from?

These are the questions I've been asking myself, and am now asking you.

http://www.transferleague.co.uk/league-tables/2006-2011.html

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Thursday, 20 January 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

revenues have always been high, and i think an increase in wages and transfer spend both are inevitable consequences of cl participation.

Not particularly worried, and i'd hope they're not banking on cl every year because that wont be happening.

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 January 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Damn.

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Thursday, 20 January 2011 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link

my word's not gospel or anything, there's hope for you yet

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 January 2011 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link

I think it's already been established that that Transferleague site is not particularly accurate but yeah if Levy's let Harry off the leash then it's worrying in the longer term.

Redknapp's not actually spent that much on players overall but the wage bill could be growing at an alarming rate. £6.6m loss on turnover of nearly £120m is not great though.

Matt DC, Thursday, 20 January 2011 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link

xp

Am sticking voodoo pins on relevent grid of A-Z as we speak.

I wrote this about London football history this week by the way, maybe of some interest to some of you.

http://greatwenlondon.wordpress.com/2011/01/17/how-the-london-football-map-might-have-looked/

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Thursday, 20 January 2011 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link

The big spend was Ramos, wasn't it?

Was looking at player turnover as well. Chelsea signed just 18 players in last five years; Spurs 43.

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Thursday, 20 January 2011 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

signs of flawed policy either way there though

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 January 2011 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Think Chelsea are more at fault. No idea on average player turnover, but I bet 18 is right at the bottom end, and the staleness shows.

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Thursday, 20 January 2011 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

pienaar at 3m could have been a staleness steal. Eh? Eh?

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 January 2011 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Most of the Chelsea first XI were there five years ago. Apart from Lennon, King and Dawson, none of ours were. Well, Defoe as well, but we sold him and bought him back in that time so I assume he counts as one of the 43 signings.

Matt DC, Thursday, 20 January 2011 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

king?

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 January 2011 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link

feel like arry's hit rate transfer wise has been strictly ok, tbh. First team-wise, arry successes numbered as vdv, palacios?,

Those who were there already- bale, lennon, modric, dawson, gomes

Current first team not rly all that- crouch, bassong, hutton?

? Where i was unsure bout signed under arry innit. Defoe, kaboul resigned, i suppose you could count em if you wanted

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 January 2011 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link

I wrote this about London football history this week by the way, maybe of some interest to some of you.

http://greatwenlondon.wordpress.com/2011/01/17/how-the-london-football-map-might-have-looked/

Talking of which, Chelsea actually play in Fulham rather than Chelsea, don't they? (I assume this as the ground's right next to Fulham Broadway tube). When that MP was saying that Spurs shouldn't be allowed to keep the 'Tottenham' part of their name if they move to Stratford, I wondered how far they should take this line of argument. Maybe Chelsea should be called Fulham, Millwall should become Deptford, and Queen's Park Rangers probably need their name sorting out as well.

Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 20 January 2011 16:56 (thirteen years ago) link

East Ham United

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 20 January 2011 17:06 (thirteen years ago) link

trafford united

mizzell, Thursday, 20 January 2011 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, Chelsea are in SW6 and the Fulham town hall is right opposite the station. They nearly called themselves London FC, which would have been great.

But Crystal Palace moving back to Crystal Palace is clearly a step in the right direction.

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Thursday, 20 January 2011 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Interesting article Pete, and a nice set of comments too. What about Chelsea planning to move, is that still on? Do they have the fanbase for it? It may be the horror stories of ultralow numbers at the Bridge in the 80s, but Chelsea crowds seem more precarious than others somehow

Ismael Klata, Friday, 21 January 2011 07:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Current first team not rly all that- crouch, bassong, hutton?

Hutton was a Commoli signing.

Matt DC, Friday, 21 January 2011 10:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I remember Ramos was asked about the prospect of signing Hutton during that transfer window and he said he'd never even heard of him. He made his Spurs debut two weeks later.

onimo, Friday, 21 January 2011 10:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Harry signings:

Van Der Vaart - Success
Palacios - Qualified success
Gallas - Success
Kranjcar - Successful before he fell down the pecking order
Two Kyles - too early to tell
Sandro - too early to tell
Gudjohnsen on loan - we barely knew you
Cudicini/Pletikosa - decent sub goalies

Re-signings:

Defoe - Success
Keane - FAIL
Kaboul - Doing okay
Chimbonda - lol

That's not actually that many and it's a pretty good return.

Matt DC, Friday, 21 January 2011 10:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh and Crouch. He got us into the Champions League and for that I will love him forever but he's not the solution to our current striking issues and never will be.

Matt DC, Friday, 21 January 2011 10:11 (thirteen years ago) link

someone better would have got us there quicker, and would have us in a better position this year already

I wasnt putting kranjcar in there as i was really trying to go on first team only, but yes great signing.

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Friday, 21 January 2011 10:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Jermaine Defoe opined, having seen Everton’s Steven Pienaar turn down a move to Chelsea to join him at Tottenham, that it marked a shift in power. And he’s right, I suppose. No player in their right mind would have chosen Spurs over Chelsea 12 months ago.

Now it doesn’t seem so utterly mental. It speaks to the improvement that Spurs have made but also to the way Chelsea have imploded.

'arry's obsession with small players

James Mitchell, Friday, 21 January 2011 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link

What he’s trying to do is obvious, fill his team with small players and hope they can click. Rafael van der Vaart, Modric, Defoe, Keane, Krancjar, Lennon, Palacios and now Pienaar. Sure, he’s got a couple of weirdly big lads like Crouch and Kabul to beef things up but they’re sideshow freaks and not at all integral to how Spurs play.

Dude called Gareth Bale. Tall lad, kind of important to the team?

I just can’t help thinking that in order to progress they could do with a bit more height and British height at that. Less Pienaar, more David Howells, less Modric more tough goalscoring bustle like Chris Armstrong.

There isn't a single Spurs fan in the country who agrees with that.

Also, Christian Gross?

Matt DC, Friday, 21 January 2011 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link

The "more like Chris Armstrong" bit rather than the "more height" bit.

Matt DC, Friday, 21 January 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

less Modric, more Armstrong - Chris Armstrong's mum wouldn't even agree with that

Ismael Klata, Friday, 21 January 2011 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link

if you want to play quick, passing football based on movement then you need a few small lads able to pass and move.

Have no issue with the idea of big men up front and at the back, nor with eg bale being 6ft if he can play a bit.

No crouch.

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Friday, 21 January 2011 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link

But with VDV playing so far up the field he should be more than able to feed Defoe. They've played about 20mins together so far all season.

Matt DC, Friday, 21 January 2011 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

british bulldog arry as to send out a bigun and a littleun innit

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Friday, 21 January 2011 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link

'arry might be onto something. The smallest team in any major European league are currently Champions of Spain and half of them have WC and CL medals.

http://celticquicknews.co.uk/?p=4481

From the sample of 534 clubs, the one with the oldest average squad is European Champions Inter Milan, at 29.61 years, whereas the club with the shortest average players is the previous year’s European Champions, Barcelona, 177.38cm.

Clearly short old guys = the way to go.

onimo, Friday, 21 January 2011 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link

The persistent talk of them selling Ireland just confuses ever more after a performance like that, it's true.

― Get fourth and multiply (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:13 (8 months ago) Bookmark

What the hell happened to this guy at villa?

toastmodernist, Friday, 21 January 2011 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Interesting read about Damien Comolli's time at Spurs:
http://transferpriceindex.com/2010/10/damien-comolli-at-spurs-a-tpi-case-studyt/

The referee was perfect (Chris), Friday, 21 January 2011 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link

But it overlooks one of the most important things - a squad needs to be appropriately balanced, both by position and age. By the dog days of the Ramos era we were anything but - short on options upfront, useless in defensive midfield, over-reliant on inexperienced centrebacks and with a surfeit of attacking, right-sided midfielders and not much with any experience down the left.

Matt DC, Friday, 21 January 2011 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Interesting article Pete, and a nice set of comments too. What about Chelsea planning to move, is that still on? Do they have the fanbase for it? It may be the horror stories of ultralow numbers at the Bridge in the 80s, but Chelsea crowds seem more precarious than others somehow

It's very hard to judge because pricing is quite sensible these days, but I don't think there's demand for a capacity of more than about 55k. Whether it's worth moving for an extra 13k is, I guess, the sticking point. The ideal thing would be to redevelop the Bridge, especially the shitty Shed/hotel, and put in something bigger because it is a vast site, but there are problems with crowd dispersal on to Fulham Broadway.

I'm sure it's something they'd like to do eventually because capacity is on the small side, but the benefits aren't so obvious as to make it a must-do as it is with Spurs.

They may just be content with filling the ground, waiting for the right opportunity and building megastores in Singapore and Los Angeles.

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Friday, 21 January 2011 17:15 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img.skysports.com/11/01/496x259/StevenPienaarTottenhamHo_2553216.jpg

cozen, Friday, 21 January 2011 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

The former Portsmouth and West Ham manager said: "I'm walking round the outside of the stadium, it's a fantastic atmosphere, there's all little stalls there selling sweets.

"I got some sweets, me and Kevin, and it was so packed. The next thing there's two guys on their knees in front of me and I felt someone pull my overcoat.

"I thought 'what are you doing?'. The next thing he's got my keys on the floor.

"I thought 'is he a blind man or someone having trouble walking properly?' What are they doing, these two blokes?

"I'm going 'let go of my trousers', pushing them away. While I'm doing that they're rifling my pockets, there were about six of them. And then they went.

"I thought 'what are they doing?' I went to put my hand in my pockets and realised what they'd done.

"They took everything. All my money, credit cards, everything really."

The Spurs manager said he did not believe the muggers knew who he was.

"I just probably looked stupid or something, and they thought 'here's one here, he's not Spanish, obviously and we're looking for a foreigner'."

James Mitchell, Saturday, 22 January 2011 08:20 (thirteen years ago) link

this is highly convincing

Spurs Desperate For A Striker
I'm going to use some statistics to make a point. Here goes:

- I've looked at the games played over (roughly) the last year by Spurs in the Premier League - 23 this season, 15 last season - 38 games in all.

- I've then looked at the number of goals Spurs' strikers have scored in this time. VDV is not a striker.

- It doesn't make pretty reading.

- Defoe has 4, Crouch has 4, Keane has none, Gudjonson got 1 and Pav, the pick of the bunch, has 10. So I'm not sure why he didn't even make the squad on Saturday.

- That's 19 goals between the lot of them. Over 38 games. Meaning on average a Spurs striker will get you a goal every other game. So not only do we not have a 20-goal-a-season striker. All of them put together won't get you 20 goals.

There can be no doubt as I'm constantly reminded that it's a good time to be a Spurs fan. But all the press we've been getting lately, and bloody hell there's been a lot - Bale, VDV, moving house, a bit about Modric now, lovely sweets but blimey I've had me wallet pinched - doesn't cover up the fact that we are desperate for a goalscorer.

Desperate.

Dan Levy is obviously a very busy man, but I would implore him to take his eye off the long term, especially now that the bid has been submitted and do something for the short term this week. I fear that we're going to miss out on the top four as it is but signing a goalscorer now might just save us.

Andrew, Woodford Green

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Monday, 24 January 2011 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link

No that is entirely correct with the caveat that Defoe has been really unlucky with injuries in that time, and we seem to be undermining all of their confidence by chopping and changing every game. Either Defoe or Pav should have a sustained run and we probably need to be playing 4-4-2 against a few more teams.

Matt DC, Monday, 24 January 2011 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Rossi has said he's not interested and i'd be surprised if Forlan will move. The big spending is a worry but the fact that a move for a striker appears to be reliant on Bent's fee being paid in full and kicking Keane off the wage bill would indicate that there's still a measure of control in place.

It's unfortunate as this should all have been settled weeks ago. It's not surprising that Pavlyuchenko and Crouch aren't in great form when they're both constantly being linked with Birmingham and Sunderland. If there isn't a first-class alternative lined up, they both need to be told they've got a long-term future at the club.

ShariVari, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link

kinda depressing how good taraabt is doing. lovely goal (number 13) and assist (11) against coventry on sunday. hopefully next year he proves that the championship is his level.

don't know what to think about strikers.

ridiculoud (mizzell), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

even i'm beginning to find this ridiculous

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link

they're gonna fuckin win it.

The referee was perfect (Chris), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 22:04 (thirteen years ago) link

go on the spurs!

the Chinese firewall of the heart (Michael B), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link

let's do em at home first

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link

YEAR ENDING IN A 1

zappi, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 23:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Has there been a greater plucky underdog run the CL since... Porto in 2004?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Chas and Dave's 'Together Again – The Final Tour 2011' appears to finish on Apr 21 - time to record one last cup final rockney banger before walking into the sea imho

Jari Litmandem (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Has there been a greater plucky underdog run the CL since... Porto in 2004?

Liverpool 2005?

Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 23:29 (thirteen years ago) link

cuntish underdog tbf

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link

you know times are changing when the vietnamese shirt seller sites start stocking spurs strips

"multi-culturalism has failed" - a.wenger (cozen), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Siamese shirt sellers start stocking spurs strips
Siamese shirt sellers start stocking spurs strips
Siamese shirt sellers start stocking spurs strips
Siamese shirt sellers start stocking spurs strips
Siamese shirt sellers start stocking spurs strips
Siamese shirt sellers start stocking spurs strips

전승 Complete Victory (in Battle) (NotEnough), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link

lol good spot

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

they're gonna fuckin win it.

― The referee was perfect (Chris), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 22:04 (3 weeks ago0

territory of the magic wand (Chris), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Do you ever hear Leeds fans talk about their sole season in the CL?

James Mitchell, Thursday, 10 March 2011 10:49 (thirteen years ago) link

real talk, but tbf we're not in danger of total collapse either

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 March 2011 11:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I think Leeds fans might have mentioned it once or twice in that season and the couple that followed it. They got to the semi-finals FFS.

Matt DC, Thursday, 10 March 2011 12:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Also Leeds were in the first Champions League in 92-93 as well.

Matt DC, Thursday, 10 March 2011 12:26 (thirteen years ago) link

if I were a Leeds fan it's all I'd talk about

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 10 March 2011 12:26 (thirteen years ago) link

leeds were quite good.

Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Thursday, 10 March 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Think going "we were in the Champions League" might have lost its lustre somewhere between financial meltdown and their second relegation.

Matt DC, Thursday, 10 March 2011 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Actually hope we go out to Copenhagen rather than potentially play Spurs, my most hated club, at any point in the Champions League, my most hated competition.

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't help but agree with you

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i'll second that

I'd take any draw over playing utd or chelsea. Barca in a cl qf is not my idea of a worst-case scenario

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

hate all english games, though i'd rather see it in qf/sf rather than potentially in the final. would be a disgrace

Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah all English is just boring, don't want to play teams we play at least twice a year anyway.

Matt DC, Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Actually hope we go out to Copenhagen rather than potentially play Spurs, my most hated club, at any point in the Champions League, my most hated competition.

― isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:13 (27 minutes ago) Bookmark

the fuck is shit

meshug

maxwell's silva hamartia (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Want Real. Never played them at the Bridge.

Grudgingly have to accept that Spurs were very decent in the second half, but fortunate to be playing Ibrahamovic, who takes the worst elements of both Berbatov and Bendtnar.

the fuck is shit

meshug

I have absolutely no idea what this means, insinuates, implies or infers.

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link

as in, yr post is mental

altho parsing the elements

hoping u lose to copenhagen = pretty far out challops but dmac goes there often enough

rather than play tottnham = as in play a lesser team at a time when you are possibly 'in a good moment' (c) ancelotti and in a game in which tottenham lose their main asset in the cl, ie foreign teams aren't used to playing them

most hated competition = yeah well enjoy the uefa cup

maxwell's silva hamartia (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm a pessimist. I always assume we will get beaten so before any cup draw I don't think, 'Who are we most likely to beat', I think 'Who would I least mind losing to'. Have done this for as long as I recall.

How do other people approach cup draws? Do Spurs fans ever WANT to draw Arsenal in the FA Cup? And vice versa?

I miss the ECWC.

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Spurs fans fucking LOVE playing Arsenal in cups. If we lose, no one expects us to win, if we win, they get enormously pissed off and we can crow about it for the rest of the season.

Matt DC, Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link

United are the team we hate playing in knockout football, for the obvious reason that we always lose to them.

Matt DC, Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I remember getting Spurs in the RUMBELOWS CUP in 1991 and being quite pleased for a similar reason. You had Gazza and Lineker and were favourites, but we won and won well. (Was thinking about this game last night listening to Andy Townsend and thinking how great he was at WHL that night and what a cock he is now.)

I think even when we used to draw Arsenal a lot in the 90s I quite enjoyed it, even though we always lost, because I expected us to lose and there was always a slim chance that we wouldn't.

It's probably a hangover from the 5-1, but also the expectation that has come from the last few years which makes defeat appear to be so much more humiliating than it used to be.

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link

I know Arsenal friends hate drawing Spurs for the same reason. How do Liverpool feel about getting United?

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:13 (thirteen years ago) link

But this isn't just me - every chelsea fan I know and others on twitter and web are bricking themselves about getting Spurs. Some are saying they won't go to the Lane because they couldn't take losing. *winning mentality*

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Re: cup draws, I always want United to get drawn away to a team they never usually play (say Rotherham or Bristol City or Northampton) to provide a bit of variety, or to get drawn at home against a hated rival so that the game means something. You risk being very pissed off if you lose, but them's the breaks. I can't stand home ties against clubs that we've played loads already but who don't really mean anything (e.g. Middlesbrough or Portsmouth or Aston Villa).

WAYNE ROONEY ELBOW STORM (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Can we draw another English club in the quarters? I always forget how these things work.

Matt DC, Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link

I think so. I think you can get anyone next time, and they draw it all the way to the final.

WAYNE ROONEY ELBOW STORM (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link

ya

seeding protection only in first and second rnds

maxwell's silva hamartia (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

So I'm basically a wuss who takes it all too seriously. Fair do.

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link

ur just assuming a loss. Same meself tbh

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Not sure this has been posted, but fuck me it's gorgeous. Gareth Bale v Inter in animation.

http://www.runofplay.com/2011/03/10/bones-like-ghosts/

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Friday, 11 March 2011 15:11 (thirteen years ago) link

wow that's great

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Friday, 11 March 2011 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link

neato, dude is so g-d explosive, u can really see it

harlan, Saturday, 12 March 2011 06:00 (thirteen years ago) link

wow, that's beautiful

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 12 March 2011 07:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Ramon Ramon! Ramon Ramon! Ramon Ramon Raaamon VEGA! is on SoccerAM.

Zinged the fuck out of us when he left Celtic for Watford because they were "more ambitious". 18 games in Scotland and walked away with league, cup and league cup medals. Must be some kind of record. There seems to be no record on the Internet of him modelling in a silver mini-skirt.

on... imo (onimo), Saturday, 12 March 2011 10:30 (thirteen years ago) link

some ridiculous rumours today. next year's lineup will look like this

gomes
g johnson dawson terry bale
lennon lampard modric j. cole
van der vaart
drogba

mizzell, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link

why would we sign cole, and nothing against lampard but that midfield doesnt work.

Terry is pretty unbeatable, but on his wages and at his age i'd rather not.

Drogba ditto

Bale at lb- there's a reason nobody called him one of the world's best when he played there.

Really, thats a massive expenditure for an improvement that is arguable at best. One class striker and one class cb, a better lb. Done.

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

what's gonna be done with all these cbs?
dawson
gallas
king
woodgate
kaboul
bassong
khumalo

caluker coming along well in the championship, too

mizzell, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link

king woodgate write-offs
Gallas not as good as has been painted, though vital this past while tbf. Not getting younger.

Have always liked kaboul. Bassong can be anywhere between great and a total nightmare. Both good second choice options.

Dawson pretty inarguably the future

Khumalo i dont know much about tbh.

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link

interested to know whats happened all the midfield talent, yr obikas and the like, that came in in one tranche there a few years back.

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

obika's a striker, iirc.
you mean dean parrett and john bostock? they are both still 19, but have stalled recently it seems. harry kane seems to be best bet along with caulker.

mizzell, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 19:56 (thirteen years ago) link

bostock looked a genuine prospect alright.

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link

dean parrett update

Midfielder Dean was making his home debut for Charlton against high-flying Southampton at the Valley, who took the lead through Radhi Jaidi on 64 minutes.

But Dean capped a Man of the Match display with a sublime chipped through-ball for Bradley Wright-Phillips to equalise four minutes from time.

The 19-year-old was substituted and replaced by former Spur Gary Doherty soon after to a great ovation from the Charlton faithful.

mizzell, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 13:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I would quite happily take the Drog for one season and that's the only one of those three Chelsea strikers that's even remotely plausible, and even then so not gonna happen.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Three Chelsea signings even.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link

how much would one season of drog cost?

How many games would he play?

L king, but up front, twice as pricey, and disruptive.

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Hang on - the year ends in one.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 14 April 2011 13:51 (thirteen years ago) link

i'll have a qf cl run over the league cup tbph

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 April 2011 13:54 (thirteen years ago) link

otm

mizzell, Thursday, 14 April 2011 13:55 (thirteen years ago) link

would expect a gooner to empathise with that tbph but there you go eh

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 April 2011 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Just getting them in quick before Gomes has the game of his life against us to make up for it.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 14 April 2011 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link

nah not gonna happen, we've not much hope of building up a head of steam now.

Tho iirc he made the difference last year after rvp came on.

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 April 2011 14:10 (thirteen years ago) link

We'd need to shoot from outside the box, so it's never going to happen. And every keeper has the game of their life against us. Even Paul Robinson.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 14 April 2011 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

lock this thread, re-open the old one. there are only three big clubs in england, the ones that score phantom goals and can't ever have their centre halves sent off. everyone else makes up the numbers.

So seveir, no more beir (darraghmac), Sunday, 1 May 2011 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link

heh

pandemic, Sunday, 1 May 2011 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Or change the thread title to 'WE THOUGHT TOTTENHAM WERE A BIG CLUB FOR 11 MONTHS, WE WERE WRONG'.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 1 May 2011 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

you'd think with spurs having spent 6000 billion in the last few years they'd have bribed some refs and got more than one cl jaunt out of it.

Will.Have.Known (Local Garda), Sunday, 1 May 2011 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

While the priority will be looking for new arrivals, Redknapp knows he has some big decisions to make in terms of what happens with a number of his squad who have failed to come up to scratch this season.

None of his three strikers - Peter Crouch, Jermain Defoe or Roman Pavlyuchenko - have impressed

fuck this for accepted narrative bullshit

Rafael Van der Vaart 35 14
Roman Pavlyuchenko 37 12
Gareth Bale 40 11
Peter Crouch 44 11
Jermain Defoe 28 8

pav's 37 appearances includes 13 sub appearances, as far as i can work out.

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

You'd have to be very charitable to say that Pavlyuchenko has "impressed" this season really.

Matt DC, Monday, 16 May 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

scoring rate stands up, this season and throughout his time with us.

and his general play far outshines crouch/defoe imo (though i'd have to acknowledge vdv's handy knack of being in the right place to benefit from crouch's shit headers)

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

ha just found this. shit so far

http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8750_6930324,00.html

i mean, alan hutton 'keep' kyle walker 'season long loan' stfu mate

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

Jermaine Jenas
Has to be rated as one of the worst players in the Premier League. Every time he plays Spurs lose due to his lack of ability to read the game. He should be playing Championship football next season.
Verdict: Ditch

i forgive u

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2011 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, alan hutton 'keep' kyle walker 'season long loan' stfu mate

Also Corluka 'ditch'.

Matt DC, Monday, 16 May 2011 16:55 (twelve years ago) link

well yeah!

corluka, walker as the rb options next season looks more than a good mix to me.

Palacios, troubling. I'd say rid but then there was the spell last year when he was brilliant.

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2011 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

Anyway, I'm thinking:

SELL - Gomes, Bentley, Jenas, Keane, Crouch, Pavlyuchenko, Dos Santos, Hutton, maybe Bassong but knowing our defensive injury record
SIGN - A goalkeeper, at least two big strikers, a left-back to put pressure on BAE and to ensure we never have to play Danny Rose there again
PROMOTE - Walker, maybe Caulker to the squad, dunno what's happened to Bostock but I assume he's not gonna make it

Would keep Kranjcar and play him more often, Palacios as a squad player but behind Sandro in the pecking order.

I'd kinda like a right midfielder with more penetration, Lennon is exciting but inconsistent and come on we're still occasionally playing Jenas there.

Matt DC, Monday, 16 May 2011 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

How much deadwood can we get away with flogging to QPR I wonder?

Matt DC, Monday, 16 May 2011 17:03 (twelve years ago) link

SELL- Gomes, Bentley, Keane, Jenas, Crouch, Dos Santos, Hutton
BUY- Everyone you said, and a first team centre-half (I'd keep Bassong, I don't think he's as bad a player as he's looked all season)
PROMOTE- Walker, definitely. You'd know more about the others.

Random- Keep Kranjcar, Palacios, Pienaar as 3/4 of our 2nd midfield- it's not like we don't get injuries or need to refresh things FFS Arry). Agree completely that a new right winger is needed to make up that quartet.

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

i do think we could be the equivalent of QPR's one stop shop, if you look at that first line.

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2011 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

is there a lower EPL striker you'd bank on to improve us, or would you rather go abroad? Not that our hitrate is inspired with either option.

Rodallega, Demba Ba, Odemwingie, might all be good options i think

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2011 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

wow

this site is the absolute balls

http://www.imscouting.com/reports-generator3/?id=40&t=601&p1=0&p2=100&p3=0&p4=10#rep

anyway ^ spurs players' minutes-per-goal this season

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

I missed Gio dos Santos's first spell in England but he's been excellent for Santander imo. Is he not a good match for the Prem style-of-play wise or is it that his relationship with Redknapp is beyond repair?

boxall, Monday, 16 May 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

I wouldn't say no to any of them as squad players per se, same with Gyan, but I don't think any of them are exactly The Answer.

Matt DC, Monday, 16 May 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

it's both at this stage, but for the record i didn't think he was as bad/uninterested as his performances were painted in his first spell

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

that minutes-per-goal for the league as a whole (minimum 300 mins played)

http://www.imscouting.com/reports-generator3/?id=40&l=5304&p1=0&p2=300&p3=0&p4=10#rep

ie, chelsea have a more effective player than hernandez already sorted

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

i'm creating another thread for that site, it's awesome

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

Might as well sell Dos Santos, with the number of wide players we've got he's never going to get near our team long enough to either adapt to the Premiership or for us to say for sure that he's a failure.

Matt DC, Monday, 16 May 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

would definitely rather keep kranjcar for the vdv/bale/modric cover than dos santos

jesus when you think that niko covers three first team positions to such a high standard (and for players that are injured the whole time) it's fucking criminal he's leaving due to lack of game time.

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2011 17:34 (twelve years ago) link


Rafael Van Der Vaart Tottenham Hotspur 2154 13 7 107.7
Roman Pavlyuchenko Tottenham Hotspur 1476 8 4 123.0
Niko Kranjcar Tottenham Hotspur 359 2 0 179.5
Peter Crouch Tottenham Hotspur 1872 4 6 187.2
Jermain Defoe Tottenham Hotspur 1388 4 2 231.3
Steven Pienaar Tottenham Hotspur 493 0 2 246.5
Tom Huddlestone Tottenham Hotspur 1081 2 2 270.3
Aaron Lennon Tottenham Hotspur 2180 3 3 363.3
Gareth Bale Tottenham Hotspur 2362 5 1 393.7
Luka Modric Tottenham Hotspur 2620 3 2 524.0
Alan Hutton Tottenham Hotspur 1677 2 1 559.0

goals/assists per minute for the season

drop-off in effectiveness after crouch (CROUCH FFS) is staggering. Bale I can't slag, he deserves better strikers at the end of his delivery, but Modric def. needs to add some more fional product

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2011 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

Lennon too, tho all three of those last mentioned have got serious roles in the team in moving the ball at pace (tho the lack of intelligent movement from the likes of crouch/defoe tends to see that wasted too)

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2011 18:23 (twelve years ago) link

come on son use your loaf, ur holding up those cod stats like actually they mean something

r|t|c, Monday, 16 May 2011 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

How much deadwood can we get away with flogging to QPR I wonder?

― Matt DC, Monday, 16 May 2011 18:03 (4 hours ago) Bookmark

i was having this exact convo with a spurs chum and i gotta admit i wasnt comfortable with what i found myself saying

r|t|c, Monday, 16 May 2011 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

sign: sticklebrick off ajax (quickly), parker (sandro or no sandro this is inevitable so may as well pretend it was your idea. fyi i think he's necessary), and that marin bloke off werder bremen. big striker? who knows, buy a ticket in the llorente, hulk and lukaku lotteries and cross ur fingers i guess.

sell: lennon cos he is a lazy cunt who cant even do the one thing he does any more and liverpool might still pay £15m. (walker can totally do his job fine even if there's no replacement). the usual blokes too. keep charlie.

r|t|c, Monday, 16 May 2011 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

                              pletikosa

chimbonda corluka archibald-henville

bentley hutton
vieira cattermole

jenas

crouch dos santos
kenwyne jones

no xmas for jonchaies (nakhchivan), Monday, 16 May 2011 22:13 (twelve years ago) link

lol

r|t|c, Monday, 16 May 2011 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

great english spine to that side

Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Monday, 16 May 2011 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

trying for a classic english 3-2-2-1-3

no xmas for jonchaies (nakhchivan), Monday, 16 May 2011 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

marin lw surely not a priority position, same for parker?

I like nakh's lineup tho i wd swap cattermole for zokora obv

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

Alain Didier Zokora-Déguy (born on 14 December 1980 in Abidjan, Côte d'Ivoire) is an Ivorian footballer who plays the position of midfielder. He joined the La Liga team Sevilla FC in the summer of 2009. Zokora plays in a defensive role and is a strong tactical player in the middle of the park. He has not scored an outfield goal in seven and a half years.

no xmas for jonchaies (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

he is a strong tactica no fuckit i can't even

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 00:16 (twelve years ago) link

ya he is one of the /least/ tactically sound defensive midfielders to have played at that level

no xmas for jonchaies (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

maybe he plays in the andalucian u-11 park football league, in which case his strength and tactical insight are probably above average

no xmas for jonchaies (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

his one talent was running with the ball

That's not even a relevant talent ffs.

He passed/shot like he had shovels for feet, on the wrong feet

Awful, awful player. Even with a pass completion of 12% palacios is so much better.

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

can't vyoutubes on phone innit but i've enjoyed our discussion on the lack of merits of dzok, or 'dooks' as you prob refer to him

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 01:42 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3fxREVLiyo&feature=share

mizzell, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 03:15 (twelve years ago) link

Think the Parker signing is going to happen whatever and I think he'll add balance to our midfield. Sandro/Parker/Modders or Parker/Modders/Thudd depending who we're playing is potentially very tasty in the middle of the park.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

i agree, would love to see a 4-3-3 played at some point with one of those midfields.
for strikers, there has been a lot of news about Osvaldo, from Espanyol, don't know much about him, but hope spurs get someone young that can develop with the young midfield. plus maybe a veteran like klose. wonder if lukas podolski is possible. don't know why he has never been able to score for a club since leaving Koln the first time, but his international scoring record is great. maybe put him, klose, and van der vaart in front of that midfield.

mizzell, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

154 (35) - combined league matches and goals for Klose and Podolski the past three seasons.

boxall, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

beats crouch defoe imo, podolski can at least play in the likes of modric

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

Sticklebrick managed to drop the Dutch Cup off the victory bus so I feel like he's spiritually a Spurs goalie already.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 20:46 (twelve years ago) link


Think the Parker signing is going to happen whatever and I think he'll add balance to our midfield. Sandro/Parker/Modders or Parker/Modders/Thudd depending who we're playing is potentially very tasty in the middle of the park.

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:04 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i agree, would love to see a 4-3-3 played at some point with one of those midfields.

well ok i could get behind that i suppose, but only if we get rid of jenas cos rly

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

Sebastien Bassong 'offered to Stoke in Tottenham bid for Ryan Shawcross'
Really hope the rapture comes soon.

James Mitchell, Saturday, 21 May 2011 12:39 (twelve years ago) link

would be a great signing, really untypical

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 May 2011 12:55 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/BfnQH.jpg

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

hard to argue w/it

itp, l-r: me, you http://bit.ly/itplrmy (cozen), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

What does a Premier League footballer do when a stranger admires his £36,000 watch? Trades him for his cheap watch, apparently.

A lucky nightclub waiter had the chance encounter with Tottenham’s Vedran Corluka, who must have been well on it at the time, and after admiring the defender’s diamond-encrusted Hublot watch, the star handed it over.

Corluka didn’t walk away completely empty-handed from the Whisky Mist in Mayfair, central London, however, as the waiter handed over his £150 Seiko in exchange.

A source close to The Sun newspaper said: "Charlie (Corluka’s club nickname) took it off and handed it to him. Then he spotted the waiter's watch and said he liked it. He said, 'Let's swap'.

“The waiter thought he was joking. Charlie's a lovely bloke and always polite."

mizzell, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

:/

nakhchivan, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:18 (twelve years ago) link

Get the feeling they had to change that quote from "Charlie's a triffic bloke" just to keep the source anonymous.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:20 (twelve years ago) link

is £150 a 'cheap watch' to readers of the super soaraway?

nakhchivan, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

'arry's now favourite with the bookies to take over at Chelsea. 'iddink is still second favourite but everyone else is falling away.

I LOVE BELARUS (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:23 (twelve years ago) link

think you'll find that some of is pals of been playin the bettin exchanges

nakhchivan, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link

That would ludicrous on Abramovich's part. Does he really want a manager with one season in the Champions League and only one FA Cup under his belt?

Maybe he just wants Chelsea playing attractive football but I doubt it. Sounds like bullshit to me.

Matt DC, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link

thuddz tom huddlestone
watched hangover 2 last night! Very good film, hard to live up to the first one but very good none the less

mizzell, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:28 (twelve years ago) link

xp, I can't see it happening either, to be honest. As much as i value his contribution to Spurs, you don't get rid of a manager of Ancelotti's calibre without being fairly sure of replacing him with someone better. Harry doesn't have the track record of Hiddink or the obvious potential for future greatness of Villas-Boas.

I'd be surprised if Chelsea haven't already got someone lined up. It's interesting that, from the betting at least, nobody outside the club has a firm idea of who it is.

I LOVE BELARUS (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

Pavlyuchenko started on the bench against Birmingham on Sunday but came on to score two second-half strikes, taking his final tally to 14 in all competitions, ahead of Peter Crouch (11), Gareth Bale (11) and Jermain Defoe (nine).

Is Defoe's total spelled out so it doesn't look like a single digit?

the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

Spelling out single-figure numbers is a pretty common house style thing.

Re: Robbie Keane, can see him, and a load of other players, just going out on season-long loans and not coming back.

Matt DC, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

Spelling out single-figure numbers is a pretty common house style thing.

I think it looks odd in the context of a list where all the other numbers are expressed in numeric characters and I would break with the house style in this instance.

the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

I think Spurs will sell Keane to anyone coming up with £4-5m - there must be a couple of lower half or newly promoted teams willing to take a punt.

the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

finally some stories linking spurs with Leandro Damiao, looks a real prospect. love that his agent's name is Vinicius Prates.

mizzell, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:53 (twelve years ago) link

Vinicius Prates

Sounds like an 'arry Potter villain.

the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

Do we have any kind of first-refusal arrangement with Internacional?

I LOVE BELARUS (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

that was the announcement at the time, but it doesn't seem to get mentioned now. also i think it was only for players who came through inter's youth system, which leandro didn't. he apparently owns some of his rights himself, too. two other big prospects, walter and giuliano, have left inter since spurs signed sandro, so not sure.

mizzell, Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

hmm, looking them up it seems that giuliano didn't come through inter's youth system and walter had a third party involved.

also the official statement on tottenham's website doesn't specifically say the club has first refusal

mizzell, Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

What would be in that deal for Inter?

Matt DC, Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:26 (twelve years ago) link

ready market for their players, makes young talent more likely to go with them

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

we're probably paying them too i guess

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:29 (twelve years ago) link

These third-party owners, I don't get it.

Hulk (he of the supposed 100m release clause) was up until a week ago primarily owned by a Uruguayan club for whom he'd never played a game. Porto had paid 6m initially to bring him over from a Japanese side, I think, but had to raise their total investment to 18-19m in order to get ~85 percent of his total rights. Whether they did that in anticipation of his eventual big sale, or just to keep him from being sold against their will before their Champions League run, I don't know.

boxall, Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

just to maintain control of the decision, i guess.

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

Allows Porto to hedge their bets if he's a bit shit, and allows the Uruguayan club to ramp the price up if he's great. But yeah, dodgy as hell.

Matt DC, Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9Duzp1XLt0

because why not

deems vs boards (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:59 (twelve years ago) link

proof if needed that Crouch scored zero non-easy headers all season (unless you were generous towards the one around 4:15)

deems vs boards (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 26 May 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

Fits into five minutes, how sad.

Matt DC, Thursday, 26 May 2011 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

think his headers against bremen and stoke were good, tbf

He missed plenty of easy ones though

And the real criticism against him is his general play, the stuff that doesn't show on highlight reels

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 May 2011 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

Sort of think that much of Crouch's poor performance this season has been him being asked to play as a lone striker, for which he's manifestly unsuited despite his height. If we were playing him behind a peak form Defoe, or someone better, I'd have fewer complaints. But that's where VDV sits, and he's usually better at that role even on an off-day.

Matt DC, Thursday, 26 May 2011 16:05 (twelve years ago) link

if his positioning, touch, passing and holdup play were to the standard shown all year, where he plays is irrelevant.

Especially positioning. All season long he's failed spectacularly at getting near crosses.

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 May 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

a five-minute reel of his 2010-11 attempts to knock down headers near the box could serve as Clockwork Orange-style mental torture

deems vs boards (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 26 May 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

Reckon we're not putting Kraaxi on the market to encourage a bigger bid?

Matt DC, Thursday, 26 May 2011 16:34 (twelve years ago) link

crouch to sunderland for 10M. yes please

mizzell, Thursday, 26 May 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

Sort of think that much of Crouch's poor performance this season has been him being asked to play as a lone striker, for which he's manifestly unsuited despite his height. If we were playing him behind a peak form Defoe, or someone better, I'd have fewer complaints. But that's where VDV sits, and he's usually better at that role even on an off-day.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 26 May 2011 17:05 (2 hours ago) Bookmark

member of tottenham fanbase who gets it shocker

r|t|c, Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

modric for berbatov & £22m

berbatov only has a year left on his contract

just saying

berbatov will go for no more than 10/12m at his age/wages/contract length

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 May 2011 13:03 (twelve years ago) link

Think United should just go all out to sign Wesley Sneijder really. They need a goal-threat from midfield as much as they need the creativity.

Matt DC, Sunday, 29 May 2011 13:09 (twelve years ago) link

drop rooney back to midfield tbh

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 May 2011 13:18 (twelve years ago) link

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson will begin a summer of significant rebuilding at Old Trafford with a £20million bid for Tottenham midfielder Luka Modric.

Ferguson will join his players in an open-top bus tour of Manchester to celebrate capturing a record 19th league title recently but United thoughts will still be on Saturday night’s dismantling in the Champions League final at the hands of Barcelona.

yeah after proving himself as one of the best midfielders in the league and helping drag a side containing kraatxi n dfaux to the champions league quarter finals, his value has increased by £3.5m

levy should play with as straight a face, quote him 70m plus vidic

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Monday, 30 May 2011 08:54 (twelve years ago) link

bale and modric created over 130 chances between them last season according to opta pl stats

Those chances resulted in 6 assists.

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp has confirmed he was in the race to sign Blackburn defender Phil Jones, who is now on the brink of a move to Manchester United.

"I was in for the boy," Redknapp told talkSPORT. "We were interested in him, but he has gone to Manchester United apparently.

Not again. If only 'arry was some kind of wheeler or dealer.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 9 June 2011 08:32 (twelve years ago) link

lock the shit out of this thread

I'm going to get drunk

beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Friday, 17 June 2011 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

delicious

can't blame him for wanting a move to a big club

rolling stupid fruity crazy vag cru (cozen), Saturday, 18 June 2011 06:39 (twelve years ago) link

i blame ur face

beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 June 2011 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

Kinda bemused by Sandro, 10 good games and he wants to go and be a sub at Real Madrid...get £25 million and let me him go then.

resonate with awesomeness (jel --), Sunday, 19 June 2011 10:37 (twelve years ago) link

players like that who want to go to madrid are usually so stupid that they ought to be allowed to go there imo

nakhchivan, Sunday, 19 June 2011 12:07 (twelve years ago) link

10 good games in a row tbf.

beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 June 2011 14:35 (twelve years ago) link

guys probably want to leave so they don't have to run around with the word Aurasma on their chests http://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/articles/tottenham-hotspur-shirts-to-feature-autonomys-aurasma-190611.html

mizzell, Sunday, 19 June 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

how is that pronounced? Ur-asma?

resonate with awesomeness (jel --), Sunday, 19 June 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

Aurasma sounds like something you'd need to go to a sexual health clinic for.

James Mitchell, Monday, 20 June 2011 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

Tottenham Hotspur is delighted to announce that as part of the Club's partnership with Autonomy, the Barclays Premier League Club will henceforth exist solely within Aurasma, the software company’s new augmented reality platform.

boxall, Monday, 20 June 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

you guys ready for some purple, actually someone on the shirts thread was advocating for more purple, so here you go

http://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/uploads/assets/637x335/2011-12/kit_launch_june2011/new_kit_1112_away_full_length637a.jpg

mizzell, Monday, 20 June 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

Luka's not looking too happy with his new get-up

Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 June 2011 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

purple lack-of-heart

beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Monday, 20 June 2011 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

Antonio Pedroza Whitham set for Spurs switch

... didn't this guy set up the Independent or something?

http://w3.yorksj.ac.uk/images/portrait_andreas_smith.jpg

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Friday, 1 July 2011 13:57 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_losq0ib4HA1qcqzhvo1_500.jpg
just another trophy for hutton

mizzell, Friday, 29 July 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

He's clearly the Bale brand extension for indie fans. Tottenham Hotspur, always the first when it comes to commercial innovation.

Matt DC, Friday, 29 July 2011 15:27 (twelve years ago) link

gotta love pre-season, apparently crouch scored a belter from 30 yards today. krancjar also score, which i believe is his 25th goal of the pre-season. shame he won't play in the league.

mizzell, Friday, 29 July 2011 22:47 (twelve years ago) link

I hate it when we have a good pre-season, every time it happens we then start the season with like 8 points from 24.

Matt DC, Saturday, 30 July 2011 08:54 (twelve years ago) link

http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/4377/24930510150260537993003.jpg

When staff arrived at work this morning, 27 season tickets had already been chucked back in.

James Mitchell, Monday, 8 August 2011 08:44 (twelve years ago) link

At the moment I'll be surprised if the Everton game goes ahead on Saturday.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 09:06 (twelve years ago) link

whats goin on?

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 8 August 2011 09:42 (twelve years ago) link

Also included in a list given by the CPS was one payment by “Rosie 47″ of $207,433.73 on February 12, 2008 to Redknapp. This payment was two months after he was arrested in November 2007. The source of another lodgment in June 2002, for $145,000, is unclear.

broadway danny spending his commemorative dvd profits on a fake left-back licence?

r|t|c, Monday, 8 August 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

lol at "operation apprentice" btw

r|t|c, Monday, 8 August 2011 13:44 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Nice to see 'arry's dad took him to Arsenal away games:

When I first started going to football with my dad there was no segregation.

You simply turned up and paid at the turnstile to stand in the North Bank, Chicken Run, East Stand, wherever.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/sunsport_columnists/3839886/Harry-Redknapp-Abuse-to-stars-like-Emmanuel-Adebayor-makes-me-sick.html

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 10:06 (twelve years ago) link

7: Games into the season before Tottenham's Roman Pavlyuchenko started to eye the transfer window. "I want regular football, so I must start now to consider moving in the winter."

Previous highlights:

• Nov 2009: "I want to leave! It is impossible to remain here. I insist on leaving: Redknapp does not talk to me. It is obvious we should part." • Dec 09: "It would be funny if it was not so painful. Redknapp mocks me." • Jan 10: "Nothing will stop me leaving." • Feb 10: "Redknapp jeers at me. I think only about leaving." • Apr 10: "I have dropped all my previous ideas about leaving. The manager trusts me, and I will not let him down." • Oct 10: "I have fallen in love with Tottenham fans. I have no thoughts about leaving!" • Feb 11: "I must leave. I will never extend my contract. Redknapp does not trust me." • May 11: "I want to stay at Spurs. We will discuss a new contract after the holidays."

r|t|c, Sunday, 9 October 2011 07:28 (twelve years ago) link

he's an emotional guy

at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 October 2011 10:34 (twelve years ago) link

Roman Pavlyuchenko’s agent is unaware of rumours linking QPR with the out-of-favour Tottenham striker. Pav’s agent was even quoted as suggesting that the rumours could be coming from inside the Spurs boardroom.

“This is the first time I’ve heard about the interest of QPR,” commented Artemov to Sport Express. “We haven’t talked to this team and neither with those teams which are called ‘potential buyers’ in the press.

“Maybe these rumours are spread by Tottenham president (Daniel) Levy. Will he (Pavlyuchenko) leave the team in January? We shouldn’t say anymore at the moment.”

r|t|c, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 10:21 (twelve years ago) link

PAAAAAAV

i will buy a shirt with his name on if this happens yo

r|t|c, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 10:22 (twelve years ago) link

15 league goals a season at qpr imo

at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 10:25 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i'm sorry to see the tide seeming to turn against pavlyuchenko recently, though i havent seen enough of him to comment. i am guessing he does bugger all but has a goalgetting knack, whereas bent doesnt but supposedly "stretches defences" with his hopeless running? (ie pav is a rich man's dexter blackstock rip)

― r|t|c, Saturday, 4 April 2009 14:37 (2 years ago) Bookmark

loool

r|t|c, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 10:26 (twelve years ago) link

his laziness is overstated tbh, he covers ground laterally up front but doesn't track back to concede free kicks like rooney i suppose

at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 10:28 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i always felt i had a special cosmic relationship with roman pavlyuchenko after i discovered he was born same day same year as me, and is also a lazy bastard.

― r|t|c, Friday, 18 June 2010 11:45 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thats what i was looking for though

pav in a rangers shirt = destiny imo

r|t|c, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 10:30 (twelve years ago) link

I was born exactly same day as Scott Parker but have none of his industry. Cosmic bond is impossible.

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 10:34 (twelve years ago) link

synester gates? You gotta be fuckin kiddin me

shite pele (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 10:37 (twelve years ago) link

will forget in a few days, so: hb in advance sharivari!

r|t|c, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 10:54 (twelve years ago) link

Thanks!

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 10:56 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

well then

spurs will not win the league, nor be in contention particularly late in the season (after mid feb, prob)

but it's a good chance we'll finish well clear of chelsea in fourth.

big club?

til the power failure (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 January 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

didn't you reject the big club label quite recently?

Number None, Saturday, 14 January 2012 02:10 (twelve years ago) link

yes but only as premature

til the power failure (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 January 2012 02:18 (twelve years ago) link

City still aren't a big club funnily enough

Number None, Saturday, 14 January 2012 02:21 (twelve years ago) link

Definitely a record-breaking club.

James Mitchell, Saturday, 14 January 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

haha

eating a sausage as I type this (admrl), Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:54 (twelve years ago) link

? News?

Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:56 (twelve years ago) link

no, just laffs

eating a sausage as I type this (admrl), Thursday, 9 February 2012 01:00 (twelve years ago) link

OH here's your news

eating a sausage as I type this (admrl), Thursday, 9 February 2012 01:01 (twelve years ago) link

kinda glad i can't view that, you're tone is gleefully sinister

Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 February 2012 01:07 (twelve years ago) link

grammar imo

Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 February 2012 01:07 (twelve years ago) link

no you would like it

*cackle*

eating a sausage as I type this (admrl), Thursday, 9 February 2012 01:08 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

Congratulations to Heart of Midlothian FC on being the only away team to keep a clean sheet at White Hart Lane all season.

Djibril Citté (onimo), Monday, 14 May 2012 08:53 (eleven years ago) link

only cause young harry kane missed a penalty, iirc

mizzell, Monday, 14 May 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link

i'm finding it hard to make sense of that season, tbh.

Finishing fourth would have been a perfectly good achievement in August, but not particularly outstanding given the squad.

Chelsea took themselves out of the running, I'd had them pencilled in an easy third spot.

Arsenal didn't really have a great season.

So, fourth will do, but in context and given what our expected rivals for fourth did with their season, I think it's fair to say it was the minimum requirement by the time January rolled round.

Take how far ahead we were in third at that stage, and the relatively comfortable fixtures we had in the run-in, fourth's a bit of a damp squib.

Taking into account the misuse of squad resources (imo only City have a better squad), Redknapp should account himself lucky that he'll be sitting down to talk next season's targets with Levy rather than his 'mutual agreement'.

It can be taken for granted that he won't see it that way.

I'd be happy enough for him to stay, 4th, 5th, 4th is not to be sniffed at. But there are manager out there that would look at our squad and the resources we can spend this year and would think title challenge.

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

Also- signing Adebayor on 60k pw with a fee of 15m or so would be fine. Anything more and we should be exercising our alternatives.

Cover at left back, right wing, big striker, big defender, we'll win it next year.

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link

agree that redknapp's record is good enough for him to keep the job, hope that if (if!) spurs are playing CL football he plans for it by using a lot more players.

biggest problem now is adebayor. still can't see him taking a paycut to stay and hard to see what available striker would come to spurs and equal or better his output this year.
xp

mizzell, Monday, 14 May 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link

i think there are many strikers could come to spurs within those terms and get on the end of more crosses and aerial balls than adebayor- i think they could also be convinced to stay front and centre and leave the wings to the wingers. They might also score the vital goals a little more frequently than adebayor, who has tended, imo, to pad his record with the third and fourth goals in routs.

I don't dislike adebayor- he runs all day, holds it up and interplays well, has pace and a trick or two- but i'm not gonna beg him to stay for 200 grand a week, and i mistrust his record once he gets settled at a club.

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

I'd be happy enough for him to stay, 4th, 5th, 4th is not to be sniffed at. But there are manager out there that would look at our squad and the resources we can spend this year and would think title challenge.

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, May 14, 2012 3:07 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also- signing Adebayor on 60k pw with a fee of 15m or so would be fine. Anything more and we should be exercising our alternatives.

Cover at left back, right wing, big striker, big defender, we'll win it next year.

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, May 14, 2012 3:10 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah you can't afford adebayor or anyone at his level

big defender....kaboul, dawson, nelsen, king (maybe)

big striker....idk about this

the best epl forwards like rvp, aguero, twp aren't really like this any more, and you don't play like chelsea anyway

nakhchivan, Monday, 14 May 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

I'll sort out Spurs for you:

1x right-winger, although the prospect of still playing Jenas there next season is rearing its terrifying head once more
1x central defender with pace and a clear head, let two out of King, Gallas and Nelsen go
1x central defensive beast
And yeah the striker conundrum is worrying, Saha probably won't do much, Defoe is great but too short, we need two strikers who can lead the line really.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Monday, 14 May 2012 14:22 (eleven years ago) link

crosses and aerial balls are for wastemen like carroll, no proper side plays like that any more, even the antediluvian 442 at utd requires the wingers to play edge of the area cutbacks or scudding bale style daisycutters rather than lofted 25 yard crosses

nakhchivan, Monday, 14 May 2012 14:22 (eleven years ago) link

sort of strikers u might get are like gomis or maybe remy or doumbia

nakhchivan, Monday, 14 May 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link

There's a lot of speculation around Remy right now btw. I haven't seen enough of him to know if that's a good thing.

I would take Berbatov back in a heartbeat btw. I wonder if he'd consider it if we were back in the CL.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Monday, 14 May 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link

rw at spurs requires a lightning touchline winger in the lennon mould rather than a 4-2-3-1 inside forward, you aren't going to get anyone better than like jarvis to play 15 games a season as lennon's substitute so you're better retaining corluka or another decent defender who can play rb and shift walker to rw

nakhchivan, Monday, 14 May 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

nobody in this league has wide players like us nakh- walker, lennon, bae, bale start every game and as a four man unit the skin fullbacks on the outside like noboy i can think of- maybe utd when yon brazilian lad plays rb, maybe.

And rooney, wellbeck and chicarito all get on the end of a cross more reliably than anyone we've had since.......i dunno who...

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

berbatov isn't ideally suited to a lone forward, he can play a sort of false #9 dropping deep but then with vdv you don't have any velocity in the centre of attack to keep up with bale & lennon

remy is a good player, very quick and big enough without being a big, he's kind of like a 22 year old torres without showing any indications he will grow into a finisher like torres

nakhchivan, Monday, 14 May 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

wonder if Corluka will come back. Naughton should deputy right back next year, imo. Supposedly Vertonghen was at WHL yesterday, he could provide cover for left back and play in the center.

Giroud could do well, put is still a risk especially for the price, and someone else will offer him more money.

mizzell, Monday, 14 May 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

yeah deems but as i said they aren't lofted crosses to a big centre forward, twp and hernandez are both like 5'9

nakhchivan, Monday, 14 May 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

also 1x central defensive beast should be Caulker who has played very well for Swansea this season

mizzell, Monday, 14 May 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

Lewandowski's agent is trying to talk up interest from other clubs cos the current contract extension offer from Spurs is "not sufficient". He's got 2 years left on his current deal tho.

pandemic, Monday, 14 May 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

central aerial/big linchpin needn't have the pace of bale/lennon to lay it off and get into the box, and a lot of our wingspace comes from overlapping fullbacks anyway- not like vdv and modric don't provide the 'edge of the box' littoral trickery/threat you describe as the utd winger method anyway...

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

Contract offer from Dortmund that should read
xp

pandemic, Monday, 14 May 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

i don't think tottenham are going to significantly outpay dortmund for wages, and ceteris paribus he is better off there

nakhchivan, Monday, 14 May 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

'lay it off and get into the box' is crude shit, tottenham in early season form were faster than that cuz they could use bale as an outlet ball without having to triangulate it via a lump #9

nakhchivan, Monday, 14 May 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link

agree about walker/naughton/corluka providing the rb/rw cover adequately, absolutely

Caulker has been good, agreed. With he, dawson, kaboul, we'd still want a top-classer- king i spose could be valuable around the place with these guys.

Vertonghen sounds a v likely solution to lb/cb, yeah

Nakh- ok, a striker to get on the end of crosses needn't be a 'big', i'd like a player who could do the holdup job too. Pavlyuchenko, maybe?

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

I'd forgotten about Caulker, yeah he should definitely be in the mix for next year as he's had a really good first season in the Prem with Swansea. Are there any younger players who might come through, Walker-style?

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Monday, 14 May 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

Bostock joined Swindon Town on loan on 22 March 2012 for the remainder of the 2011-12 season. He joined Swindon after Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp said it would be good if he played under Paolo Di Canio.[20] Initially he struggled to make an impact at the League Two side, remaining on the bench for the first four league games of his loan-spell. However, he did make an appearance from the bench in the Johnstone's Paint Trophy Final at Wembley where Swindon were beaten 2-0 by Chesterfield.

nakhchivan, Monday, 14 May 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

'lay it off and get into the box' is great, as an option!

If drogba could be tempted, and trusted to stay fit, i'd love to see him leading an attack pointed by lennon/bale with vdv, modric given real free rein to exploit gaps

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

drogba is a total anomaly, there isn't another player like that and he is going to be 35 next season

he hasn't tended to play predominantly off crosses either, in his prime he played in a narrow 433 with anelka and malouda

nakhchivan, Monday, 14 May 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

Are there any younger players who might come through, Walker-style?

― Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Monday, May 14, 2012 10:37 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

naughton and caulker the only ones likely to get anywhere with redknapp since they have pl experience. townsend didn't do much at birmingham, kane did well at milwall but is still a couple of years away probably. wonder if falque or ceballos will get more chances than dos santos, both are potential options on the wings.

mizzell, Monday, 14 May 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

although credit to harry for bringing in livermore this season, he has looked good every time he's played.

mizzell, Monday, 14 May 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

how old's coulibaly? 17? Is he too young/raw to loan out next season do you think?

pandemic, Monday, 14 May 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

tbh were i minded to allow 'arry 'is positives, livermore, bale, lennon, walker, ekotto- if we can add caulker and naughton to that list next year, there's clear evidence that he knows how to develop potential into consistent performance. BAE and Lennon were utter heartbreakers up until Redknapp arrived, and imo the others wouldn't have made it into anything other than jenas-type wastes under other managers we've had.

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

still dream of llorente

ogmor, Monday, 14 May 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

17 i think, i don't know if he'll go out on loan. there was news about a youth/reserve league that i don't remember.
xp

mizzell, Monday, 14 May 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

Redknapp didn't play Bale at all until he absolutely had to, ie when BAE got injured two years ago. I think he was taken completely be surprise when he suddenly turned into one of the best players in the world in his position. I don't think it was planned at all.

Bringing Livermore through has been progress, certainly. Weird to be supporting a Spurs team with three decent options at DM.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link

no, he didn't, and tbf i didn't really hold up bale as a prime example of what i was saying- but to leave him out of the list considering where he was when redknapp came and where he is now would surely be the height of churlishness.

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

i think that's harsh re bale. bale was dropped because he wasn't playing well, but harry for example brought him on as a sub in at the end of a game spurs were winning because bale had never played in premier leage match that spurs won in almost 2 years. he had one chance and didn't perform well so he had to wait for his next one. him taking that next chance might not be down to anything harry did, but i don't think he was frozen out or anything.

mizzell, Monday, 14 May 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think he was frozen out, but equally I really don't think he was central to Redknapp's 2-4 year plan either, assuming he had one. Obviously he came good but I don't think he was consciously cultivated in the way a Ferguson or Wenger or Moyes would bring up a young player.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

he wasn't bought by redknapp, so it's not quite the same thing as comparing him to the MO of those guys imo? He inherited bale as a problematic but talented left back, remember.

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

interestingly enough, harry's first game in charge, he started bale in midfield

mizzell, Monday, 14 May 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

i think he'd been tried there on and off, tbf. But he'd not had a run there, nor had he particularly impressed (tho matt & i both were stanning for him prior to the notts forest loan talk iirc)

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link

how good are the tottenham cbs and friedel at this point

navihchkan (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 13:06 (eleven years ago) link

which cbs. we've agreed that dawson, kaboul and caulker can stay, bassong's fat lady has bassung, gallas was p shit the last six months and king's prob finally ready to be a non-consideration. So at least one first-choice cb, if he can play lb as vertonghen is supposed to then perfect.

I'd have no prob with friedel another year tbh.

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 13:17 (eleven years ago) link

the tottenham cbs deems

kaboul
dawson
khumalo

navihchkan (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

i always thought dawson was a bit limited

kaboul tho, idk

navihchkan (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 13:20 (eleven years ago) link

Dawson will fling himself in the line of everything but needs a CB with a cool head next to him, dunno if Kaboul-Dawson will ever work as a pairing, although Kaboul is probably better by this point.

Ideally Harry would go for Vorm or Krul in the summer but another year of Brad could be fine, he barely fucked up this season. Of course when it goes it could all go very quickly but he's hardly likely to turn down the opportunity to play in the Champions League, if it materialises.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 13:30 (eleven years ago) link

dawson is maximising within his limitations, with a classier player to cover behind his charges he's got a certain s/thing that almost passes for inspirational leadership.

Kaboul I like v much. Plays across the back to p good effect, but idk do the two of them as a pairing exhibit mutual positional excellence.

Khumalo is a professional footballer currently registered to tottenham as a centre half, yes.

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link

krul would cost so much tho

navihchkan (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link

i think matt and i are in basic agreement here

Corluka's strictly ok as cb cover, if he returns, but not to be discounted as important if arry ever realises e's got a squad btwn cb, rb, walker covering rw, etc

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link

agree, caulker vertonghen should sort it and i'd hold on to naughton as well if charlie's off

attacking rb adam smith looked quite promising against qpr on loan to mk dons in the cup fwiw

r|t|c, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

also you appear to have an academy rb by the name of alexander mcqueen...?

r|t|c, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 13:56 (eleven years ago) link

he got ten mins against fulham... it may have been at cb tho.

naughton is p much a cert to make next year's squad, whether walker is to be used as rw cover or not in arry's 'ed will decide whether corluka stays or goes i think.

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link

I don't really think Harry out.

I think that fourth, even in a hardly vintage race for fourth, is no mean achievement.

I think that Harry should have to answer some pretty tough questions as to why third wasn't secured, even though very good players were sent out on loan or just not utilised.

To finish fourth, fifth, fourth with a young team and playing good football is enough, though.

This summer is going to be tougher for the lack of CL at the end of it, but as Matt said in the other thread, a good pair of bids for Bale or Modric now would almost be welcome- if Redknapp can be trusted to spend the income wisely.

For large tranches of the season neither has performed to the level of player the worth of which they will be sold for. Carrick them off, by all means.

I'd be more worried at the prospect of losing Sandro or VDV tbph.

Interesting times.

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 May 2012 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

I should say- I don't really think Harry out, but were he to go then I'd not be crying or anything. But I don't think he deserves the sack.

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 May 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

don't be a pussy

redknapp out

jol >>> redknapp

both had gutless flaky teams who couldn't really do it when it counted but redknapp had greater control over playing resources and a more expensive squad

spurs' form post february this year was one of the worst sustained periods of underperformance in recent memory

Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Sunday, 20 May 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

redknapp's gotten fourth twice in three years, winning many big matches in the cl and against big four teams in the league, has developed a squad of players that will at least sell for a huge amount to be re-invested if they go. he's also had more competition for the fourth spot.

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 May 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

how will u feel if tottenham finish fourth and chelsea win the cl thereby consigning u to the europa league?

― Ms Tum-Bla-Wi-Tee (nakhchivan), Sunday, April 29, 2012 5:38 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how'd you think

― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Sunday, April 29, 2012 5:40 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stoical imo

― Ms Tum-Bla-Wi-Tee (nakhchivan), Sunday, April 29, 2012 5:44 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

roberto di matteo looks vaguely like a harlequin foetus

― Ms Tum-Bla-Wi-Tee (nakhchivan), Sunday, April 29, 2012 5:45 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Monday, 21 May 2012 00:17 (eleven years ago) link

i gotta say tho, this is a piece of shit

chelsea have to be there but still it just isn't right

feel like if newcastle had got 4th, the outcry would have been so huge, poor little nukey trampled by uefa & the russian oligarch...

as it is, tottenham had 3rd sewn up for so long it's difficult to play to that gallery in the same way

Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Monday, 21 May 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link

otm

tho

again

it being a known possibility makes this unlike everton/lfc in 2005

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 21 May 2012 00:50 (eleven years ago) link

http://windycoys.blogspot.com/2012/05/spurs-loanee-update-220512.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+blogspot%2FcgaIL+%28Windy%27s+Blog%29

good round up of spurs loanees with some imput from fans of their clubs this past season.

mizzell, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

ah Iago Falque, played once for Saints iirc. He's what, like, 22 now. He needs to go play somewhere.

pandemic, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

now that i've read it that was a really good guide.

pandemic, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

gah, David Bentley's 'career arc' is so depressing.

pandemic, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

the depressing part is that comolli & co thought he was worth £11m more than the £4m player he was on a good day

Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

horrible gutless little cunt given undue prominence for being technically above average in a truly terrible generation of england players

Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

ah Iago Falque, played once for Saints iirc. He's what, like, 22 now. He needs to go play somewhere.

― pandemic, Tuesday, May 22, 2012 3:36 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

started once, was taken off at half-time. although he was trying to force his way into a first place team that didn't rotate much.

mizzell, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

i remember him playing really well for b'burn vs man u once, i think.

pandemic, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

xp re bentley

pandemic, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m438q5meK11qck7blo1_400.gif

mizzell, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

Comolli also spunked a load of money on Jordan Henderson and Andy Carroll so he's got form here.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

Pretty sure if you banned him from signing Englishmen he'd have a pretty incredible hit ratio though, especially taking into account people like Kevin Prince Boateng who Spurs never worked out how to use.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i can only think he was leaned on to buy oi mates british bloody old talent because levy saw how it attracted a premium at resale with carrick

remember how desperate they were to buy hutton that they gave him £1m or something to induce him to move when his pregnant fiancée/wife/gf wanted to stay in scotland

Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

Would love to know what's been going on between Levy and Redknapp behind the scenes though because I'd expect Levy will be fucking furious at allowing that lead over Arsenal to evaporate and I'm not sure Redknapp even now had twigged what he did wrong.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

"I’ve been discussing things with the Club and my contract expires this summer. The Club has been fantastic in supporting me and given me several options to stay involved with Tottenham. I shall take a view with them pre-season on my future.

"Tottenham has been the only Club for me and if I can’t play here then I shall look to be involved in another capacity."

Ledley likely to hang up his knees?

mizzell, Friday, 1 June 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

sit him up on kaboul's shoulders to steer imo

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Friday, 1 June 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

Let him coach the defence IMO.

Matt DC, Friday, 1 June 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link

don't know what competition this is but coulibaly is psyched! wonder where his teammates are
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ykohTYNf1qjb5mho1_250.gif

mizzell, Saturday, 2 June 2012 01:41 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Villas Boas is throwing his toys out of the pram because he's not the only manager we're talking to. Happy to let the cunt take his ball and go home if this is the way he's going to be.

Matt DC, Thursday, 21 June 2012 09:49 (eleven years ago) link

he wants the manager`s job before he gets it? strange approach.

irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 June 2012 11:48 (eleven years ago) link

I think he thinks he's in a stronger negotiating position than he actually is, he's not yet of the stature where any sensible club would talk to him and no-one else, and he thinks he is.

Matt DC, Thursday, 21 June 2012 11:58 (eleven years ago) link

this is all so crazy. stupidest decision ever. not only did he sack a coach who finished 4th twice (not long ago a holy grail) but he had no plan in place whatsoever about who he wants.

be a miracle if spurs finish with more points next season.

ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Thursday, 21 June 2012 12:39 (eleven years ago) link

i don't particulary believe this story. there are no quotes, and i think it came from the guardian who the day before wrote a story claiming levy was about to offer avb the job. really baffled by the "journalism" that occurs in football (this kind of stuff rarely happens in the states)

mizzell, Thursday, 21 June 2012 13:05 (eleven years ago) link

i dunno. leagues are tricky things to predict in june. arry and me and levy and matt would not have credited that fourth would be a bad season last year if you`d asked a twelvemonth ago. but it was. sackable bad? maybe not so, but then arry wasnt sacked for finishing fourth. he wasn`t even sacked for failing to qualify for the cl. he himself made it difficult for levy to agree an extension. he himself went public with the matter- levy`s form here is zero tolerance. he himself has refused to acknowledge his own input into a catastrophic five months for the club.

i don`t think levy had a manager in waiting because i don`t think levy planned this.

i don`t think avb is entitled to the preference he`s seeking, and i still think he`ll be spurs manager this weekend.

irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 June 2012 13:14 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i tend to believe the theory levy had a long game succession planned for next summer but arry must have provoked him to snap during that meeting. arry would have been a nightmare all season without the new contract anyway and most likely it wouldve affected the team

this summer rather than next to begin the rebuilding job seems a good call to me, it's already on the cusp; backline needs reshaping, modders possibly off, decision out on adebayor. could have had another season of same again but overhaul would after that would be more traumatic probably

avb is a neurotic basket case but if he really is anything more than a nothing manager, a clown for all to see, then this is the right job for the lad

r|t|c, Thursday, 21 June 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link

I don't care if he's arrogant and thinks he should be a clear first choice, he's probably right, but if he or his agent are behind a media-led power-play to force Levy's hand that's nagl.

Still hope he gets it.

Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

Tottenham's squad is probably much better suited to an AVB overhaul than Chelsea's anyway, if you overlook the obvious problems in central defence. By and large he didn't have the personnel to match his tactics at Chelsea, especially in midfield, although it's worrying he didn't seem to realise that.

Matt DC, Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

avb is long past the point of any gl, wasnt he turning his nose up at valencia earlier this summer

he is a big big gamble for spurs but then the risk of going down in flames with him has to be better than solid 6ths with moyesy

r|t|c, Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:11 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/jdUHG.png

Number None, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

"I won't stop here"

is that a Northern way of saying he's leaving?

you can't stream a pancake (onimo), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

Previous contenders for Tottenham's Greatest Right-Back include Steve Perryman playing out of position so it's an easy position to make your own.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

What about the Scottish Cafu?!

you can't stream a pancake (onimo), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

can a moderator please fix the title

reflexing cozen stail (cozen), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

blanchflower decent iirc

Ну, там твое место, там сабе будь! (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

JONNY’S DELIGHT AS SPURS AND COLDPLAY HIT NEW YORK!

Jonny Buckland would love to spend a few more afternoons at White Hart Lane.

His problem is that work tends to get in the way – one of the no doubt few downsides of being guitarist in the biggest pop band in the world.

Jonny plays lead guitar for Coldplay, who have now sold more than 50 million albums worldwide.

The band really needs no further introduction and it was a happy coincidence for Jonny that they are playing sold-out gigs in New York as part of their worldwide tour just as his beloved Spurs rolled into the Big Apple.

“I’ve been a Spurs fan all my life,” he said ahead of the Barclays New York Cup win against New York Red Bulls.

“I was born in London and the first match I ever watched on TV was the FA Cup Final (against QPR) in 1982. It all started there, and never stopped.

“I don’t get to White Hart Lane as often as I’d like.

“We tend to be away quite a lot, so I haven’t been for about a year.

“This is the second time I’ve seen the team in the USA, I actually came to this stadium (Red Bull Arena) two years ago.

“The season before last I got to a few Champions League matches, managed to get to see the game against Inter, and that was probably the best game I’ve ever seen.”

Exciting news from White Hart Lane there. Glad they emailed me about it.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 August 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Looks like Spurs might only be getting one new striker before the end of the transfer window. Kane's being promoted to the first team. Haven't seen a great deal of him but he hasn't been enormously impressive on the occasions i've watched him.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/aug/17/tottenham-hotspur-harry-kane?newsfeed=true

Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Saturday, 18 August 2012 11:48 (eleven years ago) link

like that from AVB and I like Kane, good first touch and always knows where the goal is. problem with Kane, like so many Spurs players is his best position doesn't seem to fit in to a 4-3-3. he's better playing off a striker in the hole. i hope Andros Townsend gets minutes this year too, he could be great on the left of a front 3, pacy direct with a good right footed shot.

mizzell, Saturday, 18 August 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

Modric deal has been formally agreed. Spurs will now have some kind of cooperative partnership with Real although the details are vague.

Might be able to start buying people now.

Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Monday, 27 August 2012 08:49 (eleven years ago) link

Willen looks more likely to go ahead than Damiao I think? In that Willen is being left out of the Shaktar squad and they appear willing to sell whereas I'm seeing no evidence that either Internacional or Damiao have much interest in Spurs right now.

Matt DC, Monday, 27 August 2012 11:12 (eleven years ago) link

I think that's true but i can't imagine Levy has endeared himself to them by offering £11.8m for a player they value at north of £20m. Will be interesting to see how his negotiating skills fare with Rinat Akhmetov.

There's talk of a keeper, another midfielder (possibly Moutinho) and a striker (possibly Remy) being brought in but i'm not sure how realistic it is to expect £60m - £70m worth of players to be signed in the next four days.

Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Monday, 27 August 2012 11:22 (eleven years ago) link

Rennes have confirmed a bid for M'Vila.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19367435

Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Monday, 27 August 2012 12:21 (eleven years ago) link

can't see moutinho being possible if the price quoted is anywhere near accurate. willian isn't what spurs need the most. dembele seems the best option to me, if he likes playing in central midfield as he did last season.

mizzell, Monday, 27 August 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

some stats on dembele
http://news.5minstokickoff.com/index.php/moussa-dembele-still-totes-awesome/

mizzell, Monday, 27 August 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link

dembele would be great at spurs yes.

pandemic, Monday, 27 August 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

modric deal includes a partnership with real, which will probably be even more useless than the partnership with internacional, considering it couldn't even lead to getting sahin on loan.

mizzell, Monday, 27 August 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

Sahin's loan fees were pretty high, i think. Liverpool are meant to be paying something like £5m for the season, plus 100% of his salary. Might have made sense to just get someone in permanently.

Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Monday, 27 August 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

yeah but if a partnership with the club can't get us a better deal in that case, what is it gonna do in the future?

mizzell, Monday, 27 August 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

£13m bid for Lloris supposedly accepted. Not sure if he wants to come. I find it impossible to get excited about signing a goalkeeper, and that seems like a lot of money.

mizzell, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

more keepers than strikers at spurs these days

pandemic, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

mean old avb is going to ruin friedel's consecutive appearances run.

tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

Friedel's been great but you get the feeling his form could suddenly go at any moment and never come back, and Lloris has years in him.

Did Fulham start off basically playing Dembele upfront? This was possibly pre-Jol.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

yeah he was more of a second striker attacking mid until January or so when he started playing in the central midfield

mizzell, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

bit of talk about esteban granero now. could be good...

r|t|c, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

what the fuck are you cunts going to do with dempsey

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 31 August 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

this is just another bit of spousal abuse between alpha levy and beta boas

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 31 August 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

He can play on the right of a 4231. Better scoring threat than Lennon.

boxall, Friday, 31 August 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

Midfield from sandro parker livermore bale lennon sigurdsson dempsey dembele huddlestone bentley jenas

darraghback (darraghmac), Friday, 31 August 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

tends to play off the left ie bale's position

not got the speed or game stretching capacity of lil aaron

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 31 August 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

Demsey will be useful cf cover tbfh

darraghback (darraghmac), Friday, 31 August 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

xp Two true statements, neither really contradict my two though.

boxall, Friday, 31 August 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link

i like dempsey but he just doesn't look like an avb player

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 31 August 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

deems otm but even though he seems to be potentially a useful cover cf, has he ever actually played there

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 31 August 2012 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

Idk has he but ito getting onto aerial ball i'd have fewer concerns than adebayor tbh

darraghback (darraghmac), Friday, 31 August 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

long nightmare over: http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1153053/spurs-midfielder-bentley-joins-rostov-on-loan?cc=5901

Rostov have Pletikosa as well, and Florent Sinama Pongolle.

boxall, Thursday, 6 September 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

Ha! Levy must have been hitting all the +007 numbers in his phone book.

Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Thursday, 6 September 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

bond, kevin bond

r|t|c, Thursday, 6 September 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

Dempsey wouldn't get into our first XI (I dunno unless he displaces Sigurdsson) but I can see him playing virtually every game for us. Better to have one effective guy who can play in four different positions than sign two or three mediocre squad players.

Areas where he's especially necessary - cover/competition on the right. Lennon is usually injured for about a quarter of a season.

Wouldn't want him as CF on his own. But when Adebayor is injured, Demspey should allow Defoe to function better in the team because he can provide some more height, presence and link play further up the pitch.

Matt DC, Friday, 7 September 2012 09:10 (eleven years ago) link

in a 4-3-3 i think dempsey offers more than lennon on the right, basically what jonathan wilson says here what he doesn't say and what i am interested in is whether defoe could be effective playing wide in that system.
also i probably missed it on the pl thread cause i was away, but dembele's goal v norwich was class.

mizzell, Friday, 7 September 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

LIVERMORE FOR ENGLAND

Number None, Monday, 10 September 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

Perhaps the best insight into how Levy operates as the clock ticks down can be found in the recently released autobiography of former Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan – although admittedly the stories within are probably to be taken with lashings of salt.

Back in 2004 Palace had just won promotion to the Premier League under the management of Iain Dowie and academy product Wayne Routledge had been one of the team’s stars on the right hand side of midfield. He’d caught the eye of Spurs and at lunchtime on deadline day Levy contacted Jordan with an offer for the player in the region of £1m. Jordan laughed that off but says he was then contacted at regular intervals for the rest of the afternoon by Levy and people acting on his behalf increasing the offer in increments so small they barely covered the cost of the fax paper they were sent on.

Eventually, at 11pm that night, the bidding had increased to £1.2m and Jordan lost his temper, saying the whole thing was going nowhere fast and in any case even if Spurs did make a serious offer for the player there was now only one hour to go until the deadline and it would be impossible to get Routledge to White Hart Lane, have a deal agreed and complete a medical in time. It was at this point that Levy admitted that Routledge – a contracted Palace player who hadn’t been given permission to speak to Spurs or had a bid accepted for his services – was sitting in a hotel round the corner from Tottenham’s ground with his agent Paul Stretford with everything in place ready to sign.

a heartwarming anecdote from the ever-brill loft for words' match preview which i recommend to anyone

r|t|c, Friday, 21 September 2012 09:45 (eleven years ago) link

Couldn't care less about Routledge but any opportunity to punk Simon Jordan should be enthusiastically taken.

Reckon this happens quite a lot tbh. When Man United signed Berbatov, Fergie basically picked him up at the airport and handcuffed himself to him.

Matt DC, Friday, 21 September 2012 09:47 (eleven years ago) link

yeah it's more the troll bidding than anything

250k for phil neville probably being the high point of the artform iirc

r|t|c, Friday, 21 September 2012 09:52 (eleven years ago) link

like think about it with that routledge story, that is 12 whole hours to go up by 200k

r|t|c, Friday, 21 September 2012 09:54 (eleven years ago) link

Nothing impresses me more about the Swansea project than apparently making Wayne Routledge resemble a competent Premiership-quality player.

Matt DC, Friday, 21 September 2012 10:01 (eleven years ago) link

This was the same summer we got Aaron Lennon for £1m. Good times.

Matt DC, Friday, 21 September 2012 10:02 (eleven years ago) link

routledge has always been a decent mid epl level player tbh, just an old fashioned winger that went out of fashion

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 21 September 2012 10:33 (eleven years ago) link

Nah he never really established himself even at PL clubs who still played wingers. I think dropping back down to the Championship for a few years probably helped him.

Matt DC, Friday, 21 September 2012 10:41 (eleven years ago) link

too old fashioned as wingers go but technique good enough to excel as nippy inside forward guy, perfect for swansea in other words

hard chap to love but really impressed for qpr in championship and would have done so again in the prem imo, ending up with swp instead was p much a tragedy in the end

r|t|c, Friday, 21 September 2012 11:20 (eleven years ago) link

lennon's still only 25, fucking hell

r|t|c, Friday, 21 September 2012 11:21 (eleven years ago) link

Bar that brief few months under Ramos he's been a fixture in the first team since he was 18. It's only injury that keeps him out.

Matt DC, Friday, 21 September 2012 11:24 (eleven years ago) link

think it's fair to say a large part of my surprise there is down to feeling like he still hasnt matured as a player yet

r|t|c, Friday, 21 September 2012 12:28 (eleven years ago) link

but then again i've been lennon-sceptic for years

r|t|c, Friday, 21 September 2012 12:28 (eleven years ago) link

i'm pretty excited about avb and the midfield, but lennon defoe bale won't be a very effective front 3. bale and lennon maninly looking to get down the line and defoe not being able to get on the end of crosses enough. everyone seems to hate it, but i think bale should play on the right so he can cut in and shoot, and maybe have dempsey on the left. or play adebayor.

mizzell, Friday, 21 September 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

villas boas is just trying to keep defoe interested and adebayor motivated

defoe is unlikely to start 10 more pl games unless ade is injured

A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Friday, 21 September 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

Please god not Bale on the right ever again. Just play Adebayor really. Or have Dempsey at the tip of a midfield triangle.

Suspect Defoe gets way more goals assisted by Lennon, who is better cutting in and passing than he is at crossing, than he does from Bale.

Matt DC, Friday, 21 September 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

i think nakh is right about defoe, but not sure. matt certainly right about lennon/bale assists
bale is a good finisher though, so i think he can improve on the right and score a lot more.

mizzell, Friday, 21 September 2012 14:38 (eleven years ago) link

is adebayor injured?

Chris, Friday, 21 September 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

He was yesterday yeah.

Matt DC, Friday, 21 September 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

adebayor and naughton are doubts for sunday. might see vertonghen at left back.

mizzell, Friday, 21 September 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

without ferdinand, mbia, traore, and fabio hughes could be stupid enough to play clint hill and ryan nelsen together so it might not matter who you put out tbh

no johnson, taarabt, diakite either

:/

r|t|c, Friday, 21 September 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

knew we should have tried to sign some players this summer

r|t|c, Friday, 21 September 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

bale's a bigger goal threat on the left.

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 21 September 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link

Hughes said: ‘Maybe Michael’s situation had happened too quickly for him to understand what his future is at Spurs. He would have been a good buy but it wasn’t to be."

r|t|c, Friday, 21 September 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

Hughes revealed he played a part in ensuring Fulham placed a £15m minimum release clause in Dembélé’s contract, with the Welshman confident the forward will thrill Spurs fans following the departures of Luka Modrić and Rafael van der Vaart.

“I was the one who stipulated to place a bigger figure on him. I made sure it was at a decent figure,” he added.

r|t|c, Friday, 21 September 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

milan badelj getting rave reviews since his move to hamburg. considering he was zagreb's replacement for modric, i hope spurs were at least aware of him.

mizzell, Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

watching hamburg, they're being completely outplayed but badelj hasn't done anything except rattle the crossbar with a 30 yard thunderbolt. think spurs should sign stuttgart's martin harnik, though.

mizzell, Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

ryan smith looking v useful for eng u21s

ben foster five (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 01:22 (eleven years ago) link

yeah but so did jordan henderson

mizzell, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

ryan henderson, they're all called ryan

r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Today is a big test of big clubness imo

i don't have to be fair, i'm *right* (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 March 2013 12:39 (eleven years ago) link

for both clubs tbh

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 10 March 2013 12:48 (eleven years ago) link

Think it very unlikely Spurs will win today, even though the quality of our play has been improving if anything, beating Arsenal, Inter and Liverpool in the space of eight days just feels far-fetched to the point of soft-headedness. Also the players are probably knackered.

Matt DC, Sunday, 10 March 2013 12:53 (eleven years ago) link

Spurs are bigger than us if we go on 3 year cycles which is a fair enough criteria I think. Win this and I'll start to believe we can win say 7 of our last 9.

pandemic, Sunday, 10 March 2013 12:54 (eleven years ago) link

Both clubs included, yes xp

amen madchick (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 March 2013 13:21 (eleven years ago) link

Oh there was a Spurs thread all along

In the interests of openness, fp

amen madchick (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 March 2013 13:24 (eleven years ago) link

didnt even know about this match today, kewl

i hereby propose anyone even mentioning the united chelsea game before evening immediately recieves a months ban, let's make this happen ppl

r|t|c, Sunday, 10 March 2013 14:21 (eleven years ago) link

can't wait for Nani to totally redeem himself today

Number None, Sunday, 10 March 2013 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

Gtfo spurs thread

redeem from what anyway arbeloa fouled him

amen madchick (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 March 2013 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

No harm done anyway, they won the CL remember

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 10 March 2013 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

Once we get rose jenas and townsend back we'll be some outfit hey

amen madchick (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 March 2013 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

No harm done anyway, they won the CL remember

― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 10 March 2013 14:36 (24 minutes ago) Bookmark

ya that 5 goal salvo in the last 15 minutes was breathtaking

r|t|c, Sunday, 10 March 2013 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

even Mourinho said so

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 10 March 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

Three cron og's was a bit obv

amen madchick (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 March 2013 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

Modric back plus 20m is the lol madrid offer according to whispers, idk what to say about that rly.

amen madchick (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 March 2013 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

they love rose up there no joke, poty if it wasnt for mignolet. we'd probably have him too once we finally lose our rag with traore

reckon andros will get a look in eventually what with poss recruitments for champs league? needs a bit of polish (another season long loan with us should do nicely) but i can already think of a couple games where he'd have been a better option than siggy or dempsey

r|t|c, Sunday, 10 March 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

xp can't imagine modders ever putting in a shift if that happens, not even in this new happy clappy era

r|t|c, Sunday, 10 March 2013 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

Rose can't be worse than naughton at lb, and townsend would be #2 on rw by default, imma say bring em home

modric put in manys the shift last year despite summer disappointment in 2011 tbfttl

amen madchick (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 March 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

Modders would not strengthen this team as much as losing Bale would weaken it. Can't see it happening.

Matt DC, Sunday, 10 March 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

Striker

B A L E

Holtby or whoever zzzzz Dembele Lennon

Sandro

Ekotto Walker

Vertonghen Dawson/Caulker

Lloris

guts of it are there. not sure that the bale synergy or whatever isnt costing us in other ways, but obv the payoff is huge the past few months. please can we have a striker sir.

amen madchick (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 March 2013 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

Can have benteke off us for 20 mil if you like

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 10 March 2013 17:10 (eleven years ago) link

...........

im considering it

amen madchick (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 March 2013 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

We'll swap ya for 12 mil and j.d. actually, now I think on

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 10 March 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

fuckin a i'll take that as of 6pm today

amen madchick (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 March 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

All good clean fun when we're speaking hypothetically, but it makes me miserable to think that it's the sorta thing that is 100% likely to happen. I just fucking know we're gonna get bent over in the transfer market for the guy. Tbf I'm hoping and praying that Mancini follows through on his desire to bring in a new striker and goes after him. If James Milner was worth £28 mil of Bobby M's pocket change then Benteke's gotta be hitting the 30s for him.

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 10 March 2013 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

if

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 10 March 2013 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

well yeah just banking on citeh not learning their lessons tbh. experience would suggest that this isn't an especially long shot.

These are the moments when i wish that Lerner was a bit less affable-American-who-gets-the-culture and a bit more Daniel "FACK OFF you're only offering how much?" Levy.

D.L. would be drawing in 30 mil-plus for this guy easy peasy, we'll probably let him go for £13 plus a decent squaddie, as per earlier post

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 10 March 2013 22:55 (eleven years ago) link

We never sold anyone for 30m after one decent season, behave

darrrrggghhh daylight savings (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 March 2013 23:06 (eleven years ago) link

sorry, drinking.

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 10 March 2013 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

And defoe is a first xi and england international

darrrrggghhh daylight savings (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 March 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

Ah dont get me wrong, I'm a big fan of Jermain Defoe. Was hugely enjoyable seeing him taking the Oscar for best supporting actor at Spurs this season prior to his injury. But Benteke is very much up on the pedestal right now. I mean where the fuck will we be without him, even if we do stay up? I want £25 mil and not a penny less, but I suspect we'll settle for not much more than half that in the event

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 10 March 2013 23:31 (eleven years ago) link

i knocked 5m off you in two posts, levy gon eat u rite up imo

darrrrggghhh daylight savings (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 March 2013 23:35 (eleven years ago) link

Ohhhhh and there was me thinking that my sales pitch had got you interested in a £15 million RRP striker at £25 million. Any mug could take a starring role in our shower of shite, yknow. I look forward to seeing the boy at the Lane winning every header and putting 95% of them wide next season.

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 10 March 2013 23:40 (eleven years ago) link

Deciding he doesnt wanna sell, pooh-poohs the goods. Kids knows he's in deep imo.

darrrrggghhh daylight savings (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 March 2013 23:52 (eleven years ago) link

Just fancied a go at being disingenuous to try and fit in round here and see whether it stuck tbh, For reals, from my perspective right now the guy looks like a goalscoring demi-god who'll win every header, is good with both feet and has surprising tekkers for a big lad. Having said that, wouldn't be especially surprised if he moved to a big club and spent a year or two being caught offside, scoring 15 in all comps and giving away free-kicks on most of the high balls. Still misses enough clear-cut chances for there to be a lingering element of doubt over whether he might let the side down when he's up against the wall in a big game.

But if he does move onwards and upwards I hope it's to Spurs. If he moves abroad I'm no longer interested, City and Chelsea would be tawdry and dull. If he goes to Arsenal or the Pool I might just end it all alone in my room on a winter's night. Have gone from hating Spurs as a side I saw as direct competitors about 5 years ago to living vicariously through them. Spurs breaking the glass ceiling with Bale still in the squad and Benteke firing on all cylinders would be a joy to see.

Windsor Davies, Monday, 11 March 2013 00:09 (eleven years ago) link

I am on record as having felt that way about berbatov and the villa of young and laursen iirc

we're all exceedingly genuous btw

darrrrggghhh daylight savings (darraghmac), Monday, 11 March 2013 00:25 (eleven years ago) link

stfabl has promise

darrrrggghhh daylight savings (darraghmac), Monday, 11 March 2013 00:25 (eleven years ago) link

Gotta be honest (I do my best, spent a good week puzzling out twp on my arrival), but I don't have a clue what that acronym is.

Windsor Davies, Monday, 11 March 2013 00:31 (eleven years ago) link

Bentekkers

darrrrggghhh daylight savings (darraghmac), Monday, 11 March 2013 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

Davies im callin u out on that offer

posters who have figured how how to priv (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 June 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link

ffs, these scripts just write themselves eh? a lot's changed between now and March tbf, more money please. and defoe

Windsor Davies, Thursday, 6 June 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

I got the fear

Bale to refuse to play and things to fall apart
Injury to soldado leaves us as we were
Any loss of form or fitness at cb leaves us fucked
No rb cover or competition
lb dubious and not convinced by depth
overstocked at cm
still a bit short on wings

I got the fear tbh

"fear of putting out" in one's early thirties (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 August 2013 23:58 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Bale to refuse to play and things to fall apart

sorted that one out very nicely thank u

Injury to soldado leaves us as we were

valid fear

Any loss of form or fitness at cb leaves us fucked

valid fear

No rb cover or competition

naughton is much better there, so ok then

lb dubious and not convinced by depth

tbrr vertonghen is now striking me as a better lb given his attacking instincts and the concentration levels he shows when left marking a lone threat, so ok with rose i guess

overstocked at cm

playing three, this is ok, given the amount of possession and legwork they're doing no harm to have two options for each position there

still a bit short on wings

still true for left, tho whether we'll be playing with a left winger as such seems to be in some doubt.

seven clean sheets from eight games is confusing.

bleedin dubs buy sam maguire, september 2013 (darraghmac), Monday, 23 September 2013 13:25 (ten years ago) link

Got a feeling that puny midfield / no Benteke means we're gonna take a pasting tomorrow night. Even a Spurs second team is an intimidating prospect atm.

What's happening with Lamela? Is this a case of giving him time to bed in or is AVB pursuing the admirable policy of keeping faith with an already-established player in good form (Gylfi)?

Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Monday, 23 September 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link

Certainly not the latter, as he seems to favour lamela on the right

Tho it might be exactly what he's doing, just with townsend.

But it's mainly the former i think

bleedin dubs buy sam maguire, september 2013 (darraghmac), Monday, 23 September 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link

The Lamela thing is basically what happened with Lloris all over again. He'll be a regular starter one he's had the chance to bed in. Reckon AVB had an eye to starting him on the left against Cardiff but dropping Gylfi after scoring two goals would have sent out all the wrong signals. And it's in the wider interests to keep Townsend in the team for the time being.

Squad balance is excellent at the moment - two players for each position means AVB should be able to rotate within the same system pretty easily. I expect everyone to get plenty of game time, except maybe Adebayor. And making him train with the reserves following his brother's death is probably a mistake, we might still need him.

seven clean sheets from eight games is confusing.

Not really, it's the solidity of the midfield that's doing it. Any two from Paulinho, Sandro, Dembele and Capoue is going to be very difficult for anyone to get through, like a less thuggish version of De Jong/Van Bommel from the Holland 2010 squad. Against Cardiff we were winning possession so far up the pitch, before they got anywhere near Vertonghen and Dawson, it's how we were able to pin them back again and again. Reckon the centre back situation will be okay what with Kaboul and Chvrches anyway.

still true for left, tho whether we'll be playing with a left winger as such seems to be in some doubt.

Chadli, Lamela and Sigurdsson can all play there, and we're not going to be playing high balls from the touchline in any case.

What I've said about solidity overlooks the fact that we've only had to play one team with any real wide threat yet, and that was the Arsenal defeat. I've been impressed with Rose but Naughton just isn't good enough and got caught out several times against Cardiff, and Walker always has a fuck-up in him.

Obviously Eriksen is amazing and Holtby looks more than capable in that role as well. Is this our best start to a Premiership season yet?

Matt DC, Monday, 23 September 2013 15:01 (ten years ago) link

We haven't had to play any real long-ball merchants yet either, that's potentially a problem.

Matt DC, Monday, 23 September 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link

Obviously Capoue-Paulinho-Dembele didn't work against Arsenal and is probably unnecessary against most teams. The right balance for a midfield three in the long term is one of Capoue/Sandro, one of Paulinho/Dembele and either Eriksen or Holtby, with Sigurdsson there in an emergency.

Matt DC, Monday, 23 September 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link

None of that is too objectionable

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Monday, 23 September 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link

Ah we had 12pts from 15 in 2009 as well.

Matt DC, Monday, 23 September 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link

not sure i can recall spurs having a proper squad before. still hopeful that things might speed up once everyone gets comfortable.

ogmor, Monday, 23 September 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link

Yeah I mean, second place at this stage of the season with an entirely new front line and most of a new midfield is pretty impressive work.

Matt DC, Monday, 23 September 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link

is it worrying or encouraging that spurs have the most shots on target in the league (34) given the low number of actual goals (5)?

mizzell, Monday, 23 September 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link

Worrying. Everything is worrying.

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Monday, 23 September 2013 21:37 (ten years ago) link

dunno if i'm into soldado tbh

r|t|c, Monday, 23 September 2013 21:58 (ten years ago) link

As post-arsenal games indicate, Dembele is apparently totally lost when asked to play as one of two advanced CMs ahead of a Capoue/Sandro. Since that game he's played I believe exclusively as one of two CM's behind Eriksen/Holtby and his form has been excellent.

anonanon, Monday, 23 September 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link

soldado should be more useful if&when spurs start moving the ball quicker

ogmor, Monday, 23 September 2013 22:07 (ten years ago) link

he's had/made chances, just been putting them too close to the keeper. had at least two of those against Cardiff

anonanon, Monday, 23 September 2013 22:11 (ten years ago) link

Soldado's looked better since we've started playing with a #10, his interplay with Eriksen is already excellent.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 10:24 (ten years ago) link

Ugh that ball from Holtby was sickening

Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link

I've just switched on, what did Vertonghen do? The commentators seem outraged in an entirely unconvincing way.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 19:58 (ten years ago) link

Pulled down big Nick Helenius's shorts in the area. Not a pen, bullshit

Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 19:59 (ten years ago) link

What where what

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 20:24 (ten years ago) link

I meant in general

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link

You have tried to insert a duplicate message.

random accies memories (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link

looks pretty two nilly

random accies memories (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link

3-0 chadli
radio commentators i'm listening to thought that pantsing was the funniest thing ever

mizzell, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link

Fouls from straight out of a Carry On film don't count, I'm sure that's in the rules somewhere.

Conceding once in nine games is frankly unspurslike.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link

By the way Darragh if you're still shitting your pants every time Vertonghen goes forward then you'll have issued a fatwa against Chiriches by his third game for us.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 21:00 (ten years ago) link

Thanks for warning

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 21:06 (ten years ago) link

My departure wasn’t straightforward by any means. It certainly wasn’t a case of walking in and being sacked.In fact, we had previously been talking about extending my contract.

Having had these discussions, I went to see chairman Daniel Levy again. ‘What’s happening, Daniel?’ I asked. He seemed very unsure. ‘Maybe, Harry, we’ve just come to the end.’

He was the first person to ring me up to wish me luck when I took over at QPR, and even on the night I left Tottenham, the car phone rang and it was Daniel.

‘Harry, let’s keep in touch,’ he said. ‘I hope we can still be friends.’

I thought, ‘He’s got some front. He’s just sacked me and now he wants to be mates.’

But we have stayed in touch. I’m not one for grudges.

r|t|c, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 08:41 (ten years ago) link

thread to get over a breakup for those who are lolbanned from tottenham hotspur

r|t|c, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 08:44 (ten years ago) link

all these excerpts are brilliant. the england one yesterday too was an amazing cocktail of humblebrags and humblebarbs.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24425709

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 08:55 (ten years ago) link

There have been rumours flying around for a while that Levy didn't actually intend to fire Redknapp at the start of that summer, I guess Harry got cocky and pushed the chairman too far. Given the collapse he'd just presided over he had no real right to.

Redknapp, who was manager of Tottenham when the decision was made, said he wanted Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers - then with Swansea City - to be his assistant.

"My thinking on Brendan was this: if he can do it with players from the lower leagues at Swansea what can he do with Rio and Terry or Rooney and Gerrard?" he added.

This kind of shit is so dumb, Rodgers got results at Swansea and now at Liverpool because he got to work with those players day in day out.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 09:06 (ten years ago) link

Still waiting to see what he can do with Gerrard tbh.

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 09:54 (ten years ago) link

Darragh - moving Townsend to LW to accommodate Lennon on the right? Y/N?

Matt DC, Friday, 18 October 2013 14:25 (ten years ago) link

Erik Lamela £30 million well-spent

Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Friday, 18 October 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link

Lamela will turn out to be better than any of them but he is 21, relatively slight, and still adapting to the Premiership and looking nervous. I think it's fine to wait a while with him.

Matt DC, Friday, 18 October 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link

Yeah I was being disingenuous really, he's even come out and admitted that he's finding the change difficult to handle atm. I'm just impatient to see the guy, I'm extremely excited to see if he catches fire. Along with Eriksen he seems like the sort of player who could plausibly be a deal-breaker when it comes to Spurs emerging as legitimate contenders over the next few years

Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Friday, 18 October 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link

agree re lamela
unsure how chadli will work out

slight proviso- i think lennon is better on the left cutting in, his finishing/passing is better then his crossing.

so i'd have them each on their opposite side cutting in.

rose being so much better on the ball than walker would suit that i think?

not bad to have 3 or 4 wide options again tho, no complaints. lennon always suffers lapses in form and injuries so townsend as deputy would still see plenty of games if the squad were to be utilised correctly.

must admit i've not seen a lot of the action in full tho due to new commitments, what's the impression of chadli/paulinho, or is it too soon to say really.

i want sandro back :(

champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Friday, 18 October 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link

every time i remember we have adebayor i get angry/sad

champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Friday, 18 October 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link

it's not often tho tbrr

champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Friday, 18 October 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link

Think Paulinho would look better if he was fielded with Sandro rather than Dembele

Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Friday, 18 October 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link

Lamela will turn out to be better than any of them but he is 21, relatively slight, and still adapting to the Premiership and looking nervous. I think it's fine to wait a while with him.

― Matt DC, Friday, 18 October 2013 15:37 (44 minutes ago) Bookmark

idk, depends on the while. if they don't hit the ground running soon enough you're treading water, ie not qualifying for cl / selling superstar once he ripens after three years / rebuilding again. £100m in one go is supposed to break the cycle

r|t|c, Friday, 18 October 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link

imagine avb's probably a bit naffed off with andros becoming england's andros and fucking with his rotation game

r|t|c, Friday, 18 October 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link

ebsm

r|t|c, Friday, 18 October 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link

i'm gonna have to learn as a supporter that we now have to pick these things on a game-by-game basis based on opposition- i don't really remember us having a squad that rotated on anything other than exhaustion/injury before (except for maybe the keane/defoe/berbatov/mido moment some years back before a settled forward line emerged).

maybe this kind of angst is nothing new to supporters of...well i cant say 'big clubs' can i i mean we a re a big club says so on the title.

im not sure that picking to suit the opposition is an area that AVB has excelled at tho tbph. his central three always seems neither conservative enough (dembele and paulinho don't really provide _that_ much effective cover to the cb nor attacking enough (eriksen alone picking holes is already proving not enough imo).

imo, a few goes at picking dembele sandro paulinho against midfields where we're likely to be up against it and a few trios of holtby eriksen and sandro or dembele holding where we're likely to struggle to break down a recalcitrant norwich or w/e would be more than welcome.

don't wanna put too much on lamela as yet. not even sure where it's assumed he'll play.

champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Friday, 18 October 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link

xp i would actuall yimagine so, and lol at ebsm

champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Friday, 18 October 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link

Paulinho has been excellent I think, although way better playing in a more advanced role. Deserves to be playing alongside Sandro/Capoue and instead of Dembele.

We need to start rotating more really, would be happy with starting against Villa with Andros + Lamela and then bringing Lennon on as a sub. We do need to start giving Lamela some gametime, think it's confidence as much as everything.

Time to work Adebayor back into the squad I think, if he's mentally there, which is a pretty massive 'if'.

ebsm

England's Brave Space Monkey?

Matt DC, Friday, 18 October 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link

oui

agree that ade and jd should be match fit for us til next summer

r|t|c, Friday, 18 October 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link

nngh should be kept

r|t|c, Friday, 18 October 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link

Let's take the #AVBOUT bandwagon discussion here. FWIW I agree with most of this:

http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/tottenham/id/1582?cc=5739

Matt DC, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link

No

little busquets made of tiki-taka (imago), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 19:36 (ten years ago) link

On AVB
plus Spurs so far

Not so sure Lamela is the answer the author seems to think he is, and I'm also unsure about Dembele vs packed defences. Was amused to see that the average distance Townsend takes his shots from is over 26 yards out!!! AVB get him to stop. Seriously.

pandemic, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:29 (ten years ago) link

Paulinho has been excellent I think,

he was great the last game alright

drugs/lies: poll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:08 (ten years ago) link

good article matt

The reality is more complicated. I like AVB, I think he does know what he's doing and there's a great deal to admire about the way he has strengthened the defence. But creatively Spurs are misfiring. Tottenham aren't translating possession into goal-scoring opportunities. Opposition defences are finding it quite easy to contain them. To me, it feels still very much as if AVB has a single, fixed plan about the way he wants the side to play. I would like to see more flexibility; partly for variation, but also to give the players confidence that they have something else up their sleeve when Plan A isn't working.

hugely otm imo

drugs/lies: poll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link

pandemic- 1st article interesting to a point but the purported difference from redknapp to avb isn't all that it's claimed imo? a few less shots against per game. not convinced. 18 shots from outside the box per game and getting 6 reasonably comfortably on target also masking problems in transition.

second article was really good tho.

drugs/lies: poll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:19 (ten years ago) link

Redknapp wasn't very good at beating teams who were set up to just defend either. We had a couple of godawful springs where we failed to beat those teams time and time again. Difference now is that teams done it more often, and the manager hasn't worked out how to get his front four playing together (everything behind that is basically okay).

Matt DC, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link

The formation itself isn't necessarily an away tactic, loads of teams play with one up top now, it's the structure of the forward line that's the problem.The lack of a Plan B is worrying, as is the fact that, offensively, the Plan A doesn't fit the personnel.

Having two English wingers bombing at either side is fine if you have a Benteke or an Adebayor there but not with Soldado. Having a small but intelligent striker like Soldado who's an adept finisher but isn't going to out-muscle defences is fine if you have the players who are going to provide incisive defence-splitting passes - which is the argument for working Lamela and especially Eriksen in as quickly as possible. The front four we've seen in the last couple of games is an awkward fudge of the two that serves no one particularly well.

I have faith that AVB will sort these problems and, hey, at least we're grinding out results, West Ham debacle notwithstanding.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link

agreed, one particularly dire instance comes to mind against I think Stoke where we scraped a draw by an injury time vdv header off an early cross

anonanon, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:49 (ten years ago) link

xp

anonanon, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:49 (ten years ago) link

agreed with your second post 100% matt, yr first one not totally digested yet as im finishing a nested for loop in another window and i can't do it all at once goddammit

drugs/lies: poll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link

"The player will only be allowed to resume play if asymptomatic and with normal co-ordination. The medical attendant should alert the coaching staff, and the player closely observed for any deterioration in playing ability," the regulations say. Spurs said on Monday: "The club can confirm that Hugo Lloris underwent a precautionary CT scan and was given the all-clear and travelled back to London last night."

Spurs head of medical services Wayne Diesel added: "Once the relevant tests and assessments were carried out we were totally satisfied that he was fit to continue playing."

nakhchivan, Monday, 4 November 2013 13:56 (ten years ago) link

Wayne is currently in his ninth season working in the Premier League. He is also regularly invited to give annual lectures on MSc Sports & Exercise Medicine courses for UCL and Barts.

nakhchivan, Monday, 4 November 2013 13:56 (ten years ago) link

http://www.scienceandfootball.com/Uploads/481.jpg

r|t|c, Monday, 4 November 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link

uh

r|t|c, Monday, 4 November 2013 18:24 (ten years ago) link

Alejandro Faurlin faces another long spell on the sidelines after scans confirmed the QPR midfielder suffered an anterior cruciate ligament injury in Saturday's win over Derby County.

QPR's head of medical services, Peter Florida James, told the club's official website: "It's a really nasty cruciate injury."

r|t|c, Monday, 4 November 2013 18:24 (ten years ago) link

"the lad was clearly up for it, besides the most dangerous thing to do after someone gets knocked out like that is to wake them, they could die from the shock"- spurs medical team, yesterday

midwife christless (darraghmac), Monday, 4 November 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Crushing sudden fear that this was an awful call

Bigsam: flotsam and jetsam @ whetsam? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 00:20 (ten years ago) link

apart from levy and his usual hair trigger mgmt style, protecting the summer's investments must weigh heavily here.....soldado, eriksen, especially lamela who was probably bought in the expectation he could be sold for a huge fee in a couple of seasons

A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 02:01 (ten years ago) link

Adebayor starts!

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 20:05 (ten years ago) link

described as a 'senior professional' in neil ashton's gleeful villas-boas obituary

A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 20:09 (ten years ago) link

Big man and a little man upfront, two out-and-out wingers played on the correct side, Sigurdsson played in position for seemingly the first time all year. Strange times.

Apparently we're swarming all over them?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 20:22 (ten years ago) link

soldado, eriksen, especially lamela who was probably bought in the expectation he could be sold for a huge fee in a couple of seasons

Don't see why that couldn't still happen with any of them, really. Eriksen in particular wasn't that expensive, relatively speaking, and could be worth a fortune in a few years time. Lamela will need to be given time and I wonder if a loan move might work for him but the upside of persisting far far outweighs the risk given we've already spent the money.

The exception is Soldado who's a lot older and theoretically should be at his peak, who obviously didn't fit into AVB's system and really everything should be based around getting the best out of him. Getting Adebayor onside and playing well is crucial here, I think, in the short term at least. The more I read about AVB's treatment of him after his brother died the more I wonder how much of his poor form for the last season has been down to the manager being incapable of motivating him properly.

Didn't realise that Soldado's wife had a miscarriage a couple of weeks ago either, so his mind is hardly going to be on football right now.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link

adebayor has about the worst attitude imaginable, villas boas in some sense 'right' to exclude him but he is also a useful secondary option who a less dirigiste manager would probably not have alienated to that extent

suggestion was that the next manager will be chosen to a large degree based on how they can safeguard the summer's investments, tottenham being a player carousel and investment engine more than a fitba team

A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 20:37 (ten years ago) link

lol he has just scored.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link

spurs really have 71% possesion? (and still only 2 shots on goal?)

mizzell, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link

Well that turned out well. Still time for West Ham to get a third.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link

opportune night to be away from footy/ilx imo

Bigsam: flotsam and jetsam @ whetsam? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 23:52 (ten years ago) link

Sherwood out obv

Bigsam: flotsam and jetsam @ whetsam? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 23:52 (ten years ago) link

suggestion was that the next manager will be chosen to a large degree based on how they can safeguard the summer's investments

Well it would be insanity not to really, especially given there's a great team in there somewhere. Whether all these players can be worked in at once is the bigger question, some would presumably have to go out on loan.

Matt DC, Thursday, 19 December 2013 11:55 (ten years ago) link

Seems like the board's just written of this entire season then? More importantly, what am I doing contributing to ILX's Spurs obsession?

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 December 2013 13:03 (ten years ago) link

de Boer has said no according to the Dutch press which would indicate they want a permanent manager now, if true.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Thursday, 19 December 2013 13:05 (ten years ago) link

heh hi tom

Much preferable to get fulltime manager in now and get working obv but not at any cost ito candidate

Bigsam: flotsam and jetsam @ whetsam? (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 December 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link

No one who has contributed to the disproportionate amount of Celtic waffle on these boards over the years can complain about too much Spurs talk btw.

Matt DC, Thursday, 19 December 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link

Harsh imo, for a start its on its own thread tbfttbhoys

Bigsam: flotsam and jetsam @ whetsam? (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 December 2013 13:30 (ten years ago) link

Aye, and I blame that Onimo and Ailsa anyway

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 December 2013 13:33 (ten years ago) link

I can't figure out who they can get, who is available or cheap, who can do the job as quickly and professionally as levy wants it done and that is different to avb?

Really can't see any option other than throw as much money at Klopp or Simeone as possible and hope they want something p similar to their current roles in a new league? Or else it is Sherwood for an uninspiring season and hope to get someone like Poch or the continent's just-as-trendy version of him in the summer?

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 19 December 2013 13:37 (ten years ago) link

Laudrup is how much of a possibility and risk?

Bigsam: flotsam and jetsam @ whetsam? (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 December 2013 13:39 (ten years ago) link

Or else it is Sherwood for an uninspiring season and hope to get someone like Poch or the continent's just-as-trendy version of him in the summer?

That's what I meant about them more or less writing off this season. Doh, I'm doing it again.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 December 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link

tbf I'm actually interested in Spurs at the moment

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 December 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link

It is totally writing off the season as far as I can see, which suggests something poisoned and broken behind the scenes. Unless there's a replacement lined up and, judging by his comments about waking up in tears, Sherwood lacks the temperament and PR nouse for the job, let alone the tactical acumen for the job.

Matt DC, Thursday, 19 December 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link

Van Gaal will be available at the end of the season. Just sayin'.

If they want a permanent manager right now... Pepe Mel is available. Did an amazing job at Betis last season getting them into Europe. Just been fired with Betis bottom of the league which sounds unpromising but it's similar to the situation Pochettino found himself in when Southampton came calling. Markus Weinzierl doing a terrific job at Augsburg over a season and a half. Don't know if either of them speak English well or not.

pandemic, Thursday, 19 December 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link

Klopp and Simeone way out of Tottenham's league surely? Atleti and Dortmund p much unarguably bigger clubs than Spurs. Unless either feels winning is more possible in England than getting more points than Bayern/RM/Barca.

pandemic, Thursday, 19 December 2013 14:14 (ten years ago) link

Agree with that last post tbh

Bigsam: flotsam and jetsam @ whetsam? (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 December 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link

I've been thinking about a dedicated Diego Simeone thread to dissect the guy, his achievements, what the future might hold, etc. He appears to be some kind of ultraman.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 19 December 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link

Never forgive, never forget

Windsor Davies, Thursday, 19 December 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link

Unless either feels winning is more possible in England than getting more points than Bayern/RM/Barca.

Money

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 December 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link

I really like Jardim at Sporting Lisbon but the odds of two opinionated young Portuguese managers in a row are pretty much zero.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Thursday, 19 December 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link

*Atleti are so weird. They rarely have more possession than the opposition (I guess plenty of elite teams over the years have managed that) but at the same time they out shoot opponents by a ridiculously large margin. Every time I've read something about La Liga this season it's been a rival manager or an opposition player lamenting what a nightmare they are to play against.

*sorry for derailing the Spurs thread

pandemic, Thursday, 19 December 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link

That seems to me to be entirely relevan to our managerless state.

Even last night, the shots on target stats were a fucking embarrassment.

Bigsam: flotsam and jetsam @ whetsam? (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 December 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link

Klopp and Simeone way out of Tottenham's league surely? Atleti and Dortmund p much unarguably bigger clubs than Spurs

Villas-Boas was on 3.5m a year at Spurs. Klopp is on 1.8 and Simeone is on 2.5

Number None, Thursday, 19 December 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link

actually Villa-Boas was on £3.5m and the other two salaries are in euros so yeah, they could definitely be persuaded

Number None, Thursday, 19 December 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link

Klopp has certainly turned down better offers already and Simeone probably thinks he'll get the Real Madrid job or something similat at some point if. don't think either would go to a club that isn't a legit title contender or in the CL.

mizzell, Thursday, 19 December 2013 15:33 (ten years ago) link

Presuming money is their main motivation. What's the PSG job pay? Considering how far down on the list Blanc supposedly was I find it hard Klopp and Simeone weren't on PSG's radar. Perhaps they weren't interested.

pandemic, Thursday, 19 December 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link

Taxes?

Bigsam: flotsam and jetsam @ whetsam? (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 December 2013 15:36 (ten years ago) link

Ancelotti was getting €12m. I doubt Blanc is on as much though

Number None, Thursday, 19 December 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Writing in his column for The Sun on Sunday, Redknapp comments that the Belgian would be the ideal player to fill a gap at Manchester City.

"The defence is not so solid and the guy who could put that right at a stroke is Jan Vertonghen.

"The way he brings the ball out of defence makes him perfect for City. He would probably cost around £40 million, but an all-Belgian central defensive duo of Vertonghen and Vincent Kompany could prove priceless."

r|t|c, Sunday, 5 January 2014 21:59 (ten years ago) link

think we now know if tom carroll's been recalled

r|t|c, Sunday, 5 January 2014 22:00 (ten years ago) link

Surprised he's not sniffing around the Man Utd job yet

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 5 January 2014 22:04 (ten years ago) link

you think he wouldnt steady that ship?

i kid because i glove (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 January 2014 23:45 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

So i mean at what stage do we embrace this?

gelatinate mess (darraghmac), Friday, 24 January 2014 11:27 (ten years ago) link

Matt i want u to know that i still love u man but the fp i just gave you was for "nouse" and it needed doin.

gelatinate mess (darraghmac), Friday, 24 January 2014 11:34 (ten years ago) link

Sherwood has enough nouse to hang himself.

cis het boy (onimo), Friday, 24 January 2014 12:41 (ten years ago) link

Not prepared to make a call until we've played a couple more decent teams. Being Kevin Keegan's Newcastle might be fun but equally if the wheels come off they'll do so spectacularly.

Everyone ships 4+ goals to City these days so I'm not going to hold that against him unless he plays an obviously lightweight midfield. Everton and Newcastle results probably a decent barometer. If we're still in contention after playing Chelsea and Arsenal back-to-back in March then I'll be convinced.

Matt DC, Friday, 24 January 2014 12:55 (ten years ago) link

Also worth pointing out he's got us knocked out of two cups at the first time of asking and may indeed get the hattrick in a few weeks.

Matt DC, Friday, 24 January 2014 13:30 (ten years ago) link

Job done there imo, as a caretaker manager taking over with only one real goal

gelatinate mess (darraghmac), Friday, 24 January 2014 14:17 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Aaron Lennon has 78 caps?!

cog, Monday, 17 February 2014 21:21 (ten years ago) link

21 according to this:

http://www.sporting-heroes.net/football/england/aaron-lennon-4557/international-caps_a11799/

Matt DC, Monday, 17 February 2014 21:23 (ten years ago) link

James Milner has 44.

Matt DC, Monday, 17 February 2014 21:24 (ten years ago) link

worthy of them

I don't believe in the beauty standards (Windsor Davies), Monday, 17 February 2014 22:09 (ten years ago) link

Jimll fix iterating

politically autocorrect (darraghmac), Monday, 17 February 2014 22:13 (ten years ago) link

A victim of wikivandalism

cog, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 15:37 (ten years ago) link

Tottenham putting in a p good challenge to LFC in the how to waste £55+m on 2 useless players stakes.

Of course Soldado had more pedigree than Carroll and Lamela will surely be better than Downing. But so far...yikes.

pandemic, Friday, 21 February 2014 15:47 (ten years ago) link

In terms of core ability and technique Soldado and Lamela >>>>>>> Carroll and Downing.

I think Soldado may be a write-off here but we could sell him back to Spain and recoup some of that money. His problem seems to be confidence as much as anything else, every time I see him play he looks like he's having a fucking shit time, but his approach play has been consistently good and he's set up a load of goals for us.

Lamela hasn't really had enough time on the pitch to impress, anyone labeling him a flop or a waste at this stage needs to remember Bale's first couple of seasons. He has the potential to be better than anyone else in our squad, maybe only Eriksen might eclipse him. He needs more time on the pitch next season, definitely, but if we keep Sherwood as manager he'll bottle it in favour of Townsend every time.

Obviously Sherwood's chances of being in the post next September are roughly equivalent to mine.

Matt DC, Friday, 21 February 2014 16:11 (ten years ago) link

A hat trick of tap-ins in the league would do Soldado a world of good really.

Matt DC, Friday, 21 February 2014 16:12 (ten years ago) link

Soldado's looked okay I've thought, it's more Spurs were so not set up for him. Of course Adebayor returning from Patagonia and immediately being The Man isn't going to help either.

re Downing, it was with resigned amusement that I read this stat analysis on goalscorers and saw that, statistically, the two least effective seasons in Europe in the past half-decade both belong to him.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 21 February 2014 16:17 (ten years ago) link

Yeah I don't actually think Lamela is useless. Similar to LFC in that the torres/bale money received mitigates against the fees subsequently spent on players who performed badly(Carroll/Downing) or haven't performed(Soldado) or haven't even contributed(lamela). But still neither club is rich enough that they can afford to bomb that much money and easily recover. LFC look like they'll be saved by Suarez arriving at the same time and being out of this world. Spurs haven't had that silver lining signing.

pandemic, Friday, 21 February 2014 16:20 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

They are men. I am a manager – not a babysitter. I’m already planning for next season, a lot of players here are playing for their future and I think they realise that now.

two bunny rabbits on mushrooms singing Proclaimers songs (onimo), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 15:05 (ten years ago) link

if spurs lose their next two matches at home (benfica and arsenal), which is quite likely, would sherwood get the sack?

everyday sheeple (Michael B), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 15:25 (ten years ago) link

who would replace him? the season would be a write off, they'd just stagger to the end with him surely

anonanon, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 15:28 (ten years ago) link

yes, all that guff from sherwood applies to himself more than any particular player

ogmor, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 15:40 (ten years ago) link

Levy would make himself a laughing stock sacking Sherwood before the end of the season, it's probably not going to happen.

We have the players to beat most of the teams below us and none of the clubs above us, so we'll be fine and finish more-or-less where we are now without Sherwood doing anything spectacular, but that's pretty much the end of it. Season is a write-off anyway unless the unthinkable happens and we win the Europa League.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 15:46 (ten years ago) link

Spalletti would be available immediately.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 16:17 (ten years ago) link

Man for man we're in about the right positiin but jesus its been a long time since we've anything like clicked

Happy enough for sherwood to threaten all and any player from now til summer, surely they all realise he's the lamest duck since howard

unw? j.......n (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 16:21 (ten years ago) link

TS:

"I'm the one planning it at the moment and looking at different personnel. The boys here have an opportunity to prove that they want to stay. If not, they'll be moved on and we'll look for replacements. I know the DNA of the guys and I know the ones I can trust and those I can't."

Asked which players were playing for their future, Sherwood added: "All of them. Everyone gets a second chance. They've got an opportunity to respond, they know what's required. It's about rolling your sleeves up in adversity and that's what I'm looking for. The players are men; I'm a manager not a babysitter."

the pinefox, Thursday, 13 March 2014 08:39 (ten years ago) link

^
He openly states that he cannot trust some of the players.
Is he leaving them to wonder which ones?
Does he know what 'DNA' means?
If he doesn't trust some of the players, why do they get a second chance? They can't be trusted with it.

He's a terrible thing.

the pinefox, Thursday, 13 March 2014 08:41 (ten years ago) link

My guess is he's talking about Vertonghen, who I think mentally checked out a while ago. Maybe Paulinho or Capoue as well. Startlingly inept man management either way given his obviously draining authority, it's not like he can pull a Mourinho or even a Redknapp here.

Also if he thinks Levy will back him in writing off £100m of by and large good players then he's more foolish than I imagined.

Weird how in all of this it's Adebayor who gets to play teacher's pet.

Matt DC, Thursday, 13 March 2014 08:51 (ten years ago) link

I mean Capoue had already gone on record as basically saying "in England they don't know shit about foreign players" and I can't really fault him for it given the way he's been treated.

Matt DC, Thursday, 13 March 2014 08:54 (ten years ago) link

but pf, i really can't see the point in getting exercised about sherwood!

he has never been in the running for the job.

I'm not even sure if he can damage the players given his position.

but i'm not against shouting at vertonghen and the likes.

unw? j.......n (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 March 2014 10:19 (ten years ago) link

He's in the job!

the pinefox, Thursday, 13 March 2014 11:00 (ten years ago) link

Fair

unw? j.......n (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 March 2014 11:14 (ten years ago) link

I suspect that several of the new arrivals, especially the ones who are in and out of the team, will be very nervous about their World Cup prospects and may well consider their moves here a disaster in that regard. The Belgians and maybe Paulinho will be alright but one or two of the others must be dropping out of the reckoning.

Matt DC, Thursday, 13 March 2014 12:47 (ten years ago) link

WC squad hopes a vg point alright.

Naughton will be doin well at this stage id say

unw? j.......n (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 March 2014 12:48 (ten years ago) link

pondered before an alternative world in which bale is unhappily at spurs at lamela goes to the 2014 wc after a great season at roma

ogmor, Thursday, 13 March 2014 13:04 (ten years ago) link

Benfica are a big club. I wonder how good they'll be against Spurs tonight.

the pinefox, Thursday, 13 March 2014 16:20 (ten years ago) link

They have been a bit disappointing this season but are still top of the league, iirc. If they turn up, I would be happy with a draw.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Thursday, 13 March 2014 16:26 (ten years ago) link

Will tune in just for the chance to see Lazar Markovic for the first time. Unless it clashes with the Porto-Napoli.

pandemic, Thursday, 13 March 2014 16:44 (ten years ago) link

Benfica looked more like a big club.

the pinefox, Friday, 14 March 2014 10:39 (ten years ago) link

Spurs, especially in the second half, had several passages of idk 7-8 passes which went nowhere useful and felt like a kind of simulation of what a confident team and/or Big Club does; at those times their inferiority seemed much more apparent than during moments of individual cretinism

trying to emulate Kirk Cobain with a shrill, shouting voice (DJ Mencap), Friday, 14 March 2014 13:10 (ten years ago) link

Thats merely the managerial cretinism showing up where the individual cretinism fails

A rare enough fuckin occurrence in itself tbh

unw? j.......n (darraghmac), Friday, 14 March 2014 13:34 (ten years ago) link

I would like to believe that Sherwood is now discredited and this is commonly understood.

But reality does not always work like that. Possibly the club's owners remain as confident about him as he does. I will believe his departure when I see it.

the pinefox, Friday, 14 March 2014 14:51 (ten years ago) link

Wouldn't normally C&P from The Fiver but their demolition of Sherwood today was pretty damning. They didn't bother to even try and be funny:

Tim Sherwood, a "source" told the Sun in January, "is not afraid to speak out". Thanks, "source". We hadn't noticed. As the man himself said this week, "I am singing it from the heart, not from the script – I'm not an actor, I work on impulse." On Thursday night he impulsively declared that Benfica's finger-waving manager Jorge Jesus "lacks class", and what's more he thinks it would be a good idea to ignore him completely when Spurs are in Lisbon for their Big Vase round of whatever second leg. "Nah, not for me thank you," he declared. "I have no intention of speaking to him."

Good plan, Tim. If you don't much like someone, it's often best to avoid them completely. And he wouldn't be the first Spurs manager to refuse to talk to a person he considered disrespectful, after all. Glenn Hoddle did it once, when one particularly insolent player criticised him in the press. Midfielder, this player was. Name of Sherwood. "The day after the article came out I tried to have a meeting with Hoddle," he sobbed. "He just said, 'I don't want to talk to you.' And those were the last words he ever said to me … In the end, the situation got so bad I wrote a formal letter of grievance."

OK, but a man's allowed to change his mind, isn't he? And to his great credit, Sherwood seems a principled chap. Take, for example, his criticism of Dimitar Berbatov in 2007, towards the end of the sulky Bulgarian's time at Spurs. "He is a big character in the dressing room and if he starts poisoning the rest of the boys you've had it," Sherwood said. "You need players in this situation, players who are going to fight for you." Like Sherwood himself fought for his managers. Take, say, Mr Roy at Blackeye Rovers, who wistfully recalled: "Tim became very disenchanted with the club. Being such an important character, his discontent was able to spread to a lot of other players. These people didn't have the strength of character or experience to stand up to somebody who was finding fault with most things."

Finding fault with most things, eh? Doesn't sound like Tim. He just sings from the heart. And, besides, he was younger then, and still learning. He's older now. Wiser. "When you get to this late stage of your career," he said a full decade ago, "you do start to think about the possibility of management and what you have learned from your different bosses." So, let's see exactly what he's learned, and how well he learned it:

Thing No1: "George Graham has a simple philosophy: 'If you don't lose goals you don't lose games.' If there's a secret behind his success, I think that's it." Result: Spurs, having kept a clean sheet in 54% of games this season before his appointment, have been running at 29% since.

Thing No2: "I've learned a hell of a lot from Glenn Hoddle – and all of it his how not to do the job. His biggest fault is he has absolutely no man-management skills. The art of successful management involves keeping everyone in the squad happy." The result: Sherwood accuses his players of being "lazy and unprofessional" and "too nice to each other". He shouldn't have to worry about their feelings, he reveals: "They are men. I'm a manager, not a babysitter."

Thing No3: "Kenny Dalglish's great managerial talent was that not only did he know every one of his own players but everybody else's as well. He would study the opposition and tell us what their players were good and bad at. He was a genius, the absolute guv'nor." Result: Luisão left totally unmarked by an ill-prepared Spurs defence at set pieces and scores for Benfica. Twice.

In summary, don't pay any attention to anything the man says. Or does.

Matt DC, Friday, 14 March 2014 18:23 (ten years ago) link

This reminds us that Sherwood is not only incompetent, unintelligent and unqualified, but vile.

the pinefox, Friday, 14 March 2014 18:29 (ten years ago) link

i wonder has any other manager ever expressed sentiments not totally in keeping with isolated incidents from his last defeat

unw? j.......n (darraghmac), Friday, 14 March 2014 18:32 (ten years ago) link

i'd imagine they have

unw? j.......n (darraghmac), Friday, 14 March 2014 18:32 (ten years ago) link

Tbf some of those were from the defeat before that.

two bunny rabbits on mushrooms singing Proclaimers songs (onimo), Friday, 14 March 2014 19:35 (ten years ago) link

Sherwood must have some dynamite blackmail material on David Hytner.

pandemic, Saturday, 15 March 2014 11:52 (ten years ago) link

On the money, pandemic.

"gloriously unreconstructed and off-message"

Incredible.

the pinefox, Saturday, 15 March 2014 19:23 (ten years ago) link

Tottenham manager Tim Sherwood wants to see a "blood and thunder" encounter when his side host north London rivals Arsenal on Sunday.

Fifth-placed Spurs are six points behind fourth-placed Arsenal, who are seven points behind Premier League leaders Chelsea.

"I don't think there is much blood and thunder these days - I want it to be more of that," said Sherwood.

"I think that gives us the edge. We are more functional than they are."

fedora the implorer (nakhchivan), Saturday, 15 March 2014 22:36 (ten years ago) link

red card/serious injury sweepstake

You cannot interrupt his tea stirring because it is his holy trick (imago), Saturday, 15 March 2014 22:39 (ten years ago) link

there's a return of the repressed ambience about tim sherwood, get rid of the technocrat and appoint mediocre expro with no experience, who loses first game at home playing a 442 with two forwards and touchline wingers under orders to 'fill up the box' but thinks he deserves the job fulltime

― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Sunday, 22 December 2013 03:55 (2 months ago)

functional connotes rudimentary, unreconstructed, real rather than anything to do with....functioning like a properly managed team might be expected to

fedora the implorer (nakhchivan), Saturday, 15 March 2014 22:40 (ten years ago) link

Sherwood's appointment has highlighted so much that is antediluvian about English football discourse.

Matt DC, Saturday, 15 March 2014 22:58 (ten years ago) link

you wanna be sacking your english managers and hiring european sophisticates, it's the hot thing

You cannot interrupt his tea stirring because it is his holy trick (imago), Saturday, 15 March 2014 23:00 (ten years ago) link

floods were only three weeks ago tbf xp

r|t|c, Saturday, 15 March 2014 23:03 (ten years ago) link

i heard you sacked your european sophisticates and hired english managers

ach this was poss already implicit. let's talk abt rtc's classical education

You cannot interrupt his tea stirring because it is his holy trick (imago), Saturday, 15 March 2014 23:04 (ten years ago) link

imago delenda est

r|t|c, Saturday, 15 March 2014 23:14 (ten years ago) link

so i'm feminine/neuter plural now am i

You cannot interrupt his tea stirring because it is his holy trick (imago), Saturday, 15 March 2014 23:17 (ten years ago) link

no wait neuter plural would be 'delenda sunt'

made a pig's ear of this counterzing

You cannot interrupt his tea stirring because it is his holy trick (imago), Saturday, 15 March 2014 23:17 (ten years ago) link

villas boas is signing with zenit

fedora the implorer (nakhchivan), Saturday, 15 March 2014 23:20 (ten years ago) link

Boo. Was hoping he'd turn up at Schalke in the summer.

pandemic, Sunday, 16 March 2014 12:33 (ten years ago) link

Good move for all involved. Now if Spalletti could come the other way...

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Sunday, 16 March 2014 12:38 (ten years ago) link

"I can't apologise for it," he continued, "and I can't say it won't ever happen again. I don't even know why I was angry. It's probably something we worked on in training. I would say if I remembered but when it's not applied it winds me up. Every manager would be the same but I suppose I show it more than others. If we were all the same, then this world would be very boring. I've got to show my emotions. If I didn't, then I'd be acting and there's too many actors in this game. I just want to wear my heart on my sleeve, when I wear them.

fucking moron

nakhchivan, Monday, 17 March 2014 01:12 (ten years ago) link

that was a terrible game, tottenham playing in sherwood's image and arsenal going along with it, virtually nothing of any quality after 73 seconds

nakhchivan, Monday, 17 March 2014 01:13 (ten years ago) link

what a great character he thinks he is. he has actually overtaken mark hughes as the most hateful, delusional idiot in the league

ogmor, Monday, 17 March 2014 08:33 (ten years ago) link

I know lots of top managers use a degree of delusional paranoia to stay insulated from their shortcomings, but it's normally in the service of the team, sherwood is just a poisonous, traitorous individual ready to turn on the next player he can scapegoat

ogmor, Monday, 17 March 2014 08:37 (ten years ago) link

So well said Ogmor.

the pinefox, Monday, 17 March 2014 08:59 (ten years ago) link

The conspiratorially minded might wonder whether the easy ride he's being given by the likes of Hytner is because he was their inside man for leaks in the AVB era.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Monday, 17 March 2014 09:20 (ten years ago) link

He's being given an easy ride because You Can Talk About Tactics All Day Long But It's A Simple Game At Heart with a hefty chunk of Sam Allardici jingoistic bollocks in there as well.

As if Brendan Rodgers has put together the best Liverpool team in forever purely through just putting it in the box and going "just go out there and play".

Matt DC, Monday, 17 March 2014 11:38 (ten years ago) link

an inordinate amount of football fans/pundits/players still believe that

pings can only get wetter (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 March 2014 12:23 (ten years ago) link

Will Levy (as many people assume) get rid of Sherwood?

If so when and on what basis / rationale?

Will Sherwood remain at the club? If so, this will be *disastrous* - it makes a big difference to any new manager, whether TS is still present.

the pinefox, Monday, 17 March 2014 12:53 (ten years ago) link

I suspect that getting rid of Sherwood in the summer has been the plan all along. He was only made "permanent" because he threatened to walk out if he wasn't, and none of Levy's managerial targets will be available until after the World Cup.

Eagerly anticipating his career at Blackburn, anyway.

Matt DC, Monday, 17 March 2014 12:56 (ten years ago) link

Do you see a danger of TS staying around, though? He indicated last week that he'd like to be technical director.

the pinefox, Monday, 17 March 2014 12:58 (ten years ago) link

i think we've established that what Sherwood says he wants is fairly meaningless. i agree it wd be poison to keep him at the club once replaced.

pings can only get wetter (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 March 2014 13:09 (ten years ago) link

Agree with matt that sherwood was always in til summer with the further 12 months being no more than a kiss-off.

Didnt think he'd be so disastrous as to require removal before even that but our ability to either hold on to or eke decent fees for the better players in this squad is starting to be seriously compromised

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Monday, 17 March 2014 13:51 (ten years ago) link

But, again -- do you think that even if a new coach comes in, could TS be reinstalled in a backroom role?

This is probably the single biggest danger the club faces at the moment.

the pinefox, Monday, 17 March 2014 14:31 (ten years ago) link

Sherwood will undermine whichever manager comes in, he really has to go. I keep picturing him as that greasy guy in the second LOTR film who whispers into that king's ear and makes him all prematurely decrepit.

anonanon, Monday, 17 March 2014 14:38 (ten years ago) link

an excellent comparison, my liege

Ismael Klata, Monday, 17 March 2014 14:42 (ten years ago) link

Sherwood's 18 month contract always looked to me like "I'll take it if I get a severance package after messing up."

If levy had any long term faith in him it would have been more than 18 months.

two bunny rabbits on mushrooms singing Proclaimers songs (onimo), Monday, 17 March 2014 14:44 (ten years ago) link

yeah i don't think there's a single chance in a hundred he stays on tbh, im not sure it's even something i'd considered

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Monday, 17 March 2014 14:49 (ten years ago) link

some of Sherwood's press guff may be an acceptance that he's burning his bridges at the club - it's not impossible for a manager to be demoted into a token role if they've been diplomatic whilst in post, but why would any possible candidate for the Spurs job want TS hanging around given his existing public pronouncements?

pings can only get wetter (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 March 2014 14:51 (ten years ago) link

that hardly explains his doing it tho, i mean im not sure there was danger of it either way. think he's damaged himself badly for other roles this past week or so.

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Monday, 17 March 2014 14:57 (ten years ago) link

still plenty of numpty chairmen who get teary eyed when an English manager gives it a bit of Henry V i reckon

pings can only get wetter (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 March 2014 15:03 (ten years ago) link

levy!?!!

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Monday, 17 March 2014 15:18 (ten years ago) link

oh, as an alternative employment

oh yeah, definitely

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Monday, 17 March 2014 15:18 (ten years ago) link

who're wigan grooming atm, we'll swap

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Monday, 17 March 2014 15:18 (ten years ago) link

I entirely agree about TS as poison for any new set-up
I agree he's made himself look worse and undermined himself even for any other jobs
I just worry that he will be kept on in some capacity. The worst thing that could happen.

the pinefox, Monday, 17 March 2014 15:44 (ten years ago) link

we don't disagree so much, so!

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Monday, 17 March 2014 15:48 (ten years ago) link

I think plenty of people would hire him, his public complaining is just setting the narrative framing his inevitable failure for his future job interviews.

I could see Norwich considering him for example

anonanon, Monday, 17 March 2014 15:50 (ten years ago) link

most worrying thing for me is how sherwood has long been described as very highly rated by levy and spurs as a whole.

mizzell, Monday, 17 March 2014 16:01 (ten years ago) link

Sherwood will undermine whichever manager comes in, he really has to go. I keep picturing him as that greasy guy in the second LOTR film who whispers into that king's ear and makes him all prematurely decrepit.

― anonanon, Monday, 17 March 2014 14:38 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

an excellent comparison, my liege

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 17 March 2014 14:42 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not saying just saying but in his sunday times interview sol campbell attributed the slurs about his sexuality to disenchanted spurs players, you will be invited to guess which fin de siecle spurs dressing room big dogs he might be referring to

nakhchivan, Monday, 17 March 2014 16:13 (ten years ago) link

interesting, Nakh

mizzell, yes, exactly -- worrying. We can't assume that Levy sees TS the way we see him. I mean, if he did, he wouldn't be in post at all.

the pinefox, Monday, 17 March 2014 16:40 (ten years ago) link

Levy didn't have a great number of appealing alternative options though, before the World Cup at least.

Matt DC, Monday, 17 March 2014 17:04 (ten years ago) link

Sherwood had a good reputation internally because the u21s did very well under his watch, though some have said that success owed more to Chris Ramsey

anonanon, Monday, 17 March 2014 17:12 (ten years ago) link

Is Ramsey the geezer that stands nearby on the touchline looking worried?

the pinefox, Monday, 17 March 2014 17:15 (ten years ago) link

he's one of them, yeah

anonanon, Monday, 17 March 2014 17:18 (ten years ago) link

not using soldado instead of the utterly worthless harry kane when he wasnt going to play soldja boy vs arsenal is almost criminally stupid or craven or nepotistic or whatever

sherwood bears witness to the london fitba mafia pretty well, see rob shep shepherd and neil ashtons encomia, he clearly spends time in the right herts cokehead hostelries, much like joe kinnear who chatted up mile ashley second time round in a gastropub whose name escapes me, fairly safe to imagine that timmy has exchanged knowing glances over tinkling urinal cakes with paul kemmo kemsley and anthony kastrinakis

nakhchivan, Monday, 17 March 2014 17:19 (ten years ago) link

extramarital beeeeejes

imago, Monday, 17 March 2014 17:25 (ten years ago) link

Has he registered for the Pro Licence yet?

Chris, Monday, 17 March 2014 19:14 (ten years ago) link

I heard another TS interview tonight.

He had said some players were up to it and some weren't. He was asked which were world-class.

Rather than declining to be so divisive, he started going on about - who else? - Adebayor. (But not Bentaleb!)

All bad enough so far, but the first punchline is, he praised Adebayor for his "world class ATTITUDE."

After he'd finished talking about Adebayor he couldn't really think of any more, but (second punchline) he added: "and the goalie".

the pinefox, Monday, 17 March 2014 23:56 (ten years ago) link

Ha

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 00:03 (ten years ago) link

it's worth watching his press conference (not interview) highlights on youtube to witness how dense and cynical he is, he just mumbles incoherently in an affectless, slightly depersonalized way like an educationally subnormal killer on a police interview tape, then occasionally gets baited by a hack and sort of wakes up briefly to give a sarcastic putdown or sententious platitude like i'm a winner, i've always been a winner

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 00:36 (ten years ago) link

“They are entitled to have an opinion,” he said. “I have sat up there for the last few games and I get a better view of the game. It’s a learning curve for me because when the team is not going so well they want to see you. But they know me well enough to know I am not shirking any responsibility. I am in it with the team. It’s my responsibility as well as the guys on the pitch. At 2-0 and the game going away and then 3-0, I am going to learn more from my players from sitting up there and having a good look at it, rather than getting involved and maybe getting myself in trouble of the touchline.

“You have seen enough of me ranting and raving, but it’s time for me to start assessing and taking a step back and looking what we need to do for the future, because our performances against teams in the top four and the teams above us have not been good enough, so I learnt a lot there today.”

This quote is a masterpiece, genuinely it is. Only a truly stupid man would set out to defend himself like this.

Matt DC, Monday, 31 March 2014 10:58 (ten years ago) link

Can't even bring myself to dislike him at this point. This is all on Levy for appointing a spiteful clown with zero management experience to oversee one of the most expensive squads in Europe.

Pretty sure AVB will guide Zenit to the Russian league now, just to rub it in.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Monday, 31 March 2014 11:20 (ten years ago) link

"I have to sit here because I am too much of an idiot on the touchlines, I don't really know what's going on if I stand next to the pitch, and there's not much point in me talking to the players anyway because I basically just don't know how to turn things around".

Joe Lewis's patience with Levy can't last much longer, I'd imagine, especially if we find away to bungle the Van Gaal thing.

Matt DC, Monday, 31 March 2014 11:30 (ten years ago) link

Levy owns a lot of the company, though, doesn't he? I always assumed he was an employee but he owns about 30%, i think.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Monday, 31 March 2014 11:41 (ten years ago) link

He's a major shareholder in ENIC, about 30% I think, but he could theoretically be shuffled into a non-exec role with regard to the club itself.

Matt DC, Monday, 31 March 2014 11:56 (ten years ago) link

"sitting up there and having a good look at it, rather than getting involved and maybe getting myself in trouble of the touchline. You have seen enough of me ranting and raving,"

Saying "it is better for me not to be near the touchline because I can't control my temper" isn't really going to get you a gig outside Newcastle.

two bunny rabbits on mushrooms singing Proclaimers songs (onimo), Monday, 31 March 2014 12:29 (ten years ago) link

is it impossible that lewis is making some of these decisions himself?

mizzell, Monday, 31 March 2014 13:22 (ten years ago) link

It seems impossible that they are being taken at all tbh, so the who isnt the hardest bit to swallow.

Still say avb out, just wtf at sherwood in

fauxpas cola (darraghmac), Monday, 31 March 2014 13:28 (ten years ago) link

Didn't realise that Naughton is 25! Thought he was like 21 or so and learning. 25!! He's not gonna get any better, bin him.

pandemic, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 10:01 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Tim Sherwood: I need Champions League qualification to keep Spurs job
Sunday 19 Jan 2014 8:23 pm

‘We know there are going to be tougher tests ahead, but it’s been a good start for me,’ Sherwood said. ‘If the season were to end tomorrow I don’t think the chairman [Daniel Levy] would be too happy because we are fifth.

‘The final league position has to meet the expectation of the club otherwise it’s ‘‘goodbye Charlie’’.

‘The club needs to finish in fourth place. Anything other than that will be a disappointment but realistically we should be in amongst it.’

Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 April 2014 13:23 (ten years ago) link

Tim Sherwood says record makes him Spurs' best Premier League manager
Saturday 26 April 2014 00.50 BST

"It was never the brief when I came into the club that we had to finish in fourth place," he said. "What was said to me was: 'Can we make the team a little bit more attractive and score more goals?' and I think I've ticked that box."

Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 April 2014 13:24 (ten years ago) link

omg these guys are so cute
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bm9l9PVIEAA3j_Z.jpg

mizzell, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link

pointed lack of plea for Gomes playing time

anonanon, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Not sure what to think about Pochettino. He's obviously a good technical manager, could potentially sort out the defence and should help get the best out of players like Lamela but it always worries me when managers seem to have difficulty getting clubs out of terrible slumps. That period of four wins in eighteen games towards the end of the season is a concern, as is the end of his time at Espanyol.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 07:52 (nine years ago) link

I have no faith in any manager, chairman nor player nor act of any god to effect any change at spurs.

the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 08:18 (nine years ago) link

"In Mauricio I believe we have a Head Coach who, with his high energy, attacking football, will embrace the style of play we associate with our Club. He has a proven ability to develop each player as an individual, whilst building great team spirit and a winning mentality.

“I am delighted that Andre has agreed to become our new Head Coach. He has an outstanding reputation for his technical knowledge of the game and for creating well-organised teams capable of playing football in an attractive and attacking style. Andre shares our long-term ambitions and ethos of developing players and nurturing young talent, and he will be able to do so now at a new world class Training Centre.”

"With his great knowledge of the game and his excellent motivational skills, Harry has inspired his teams to consistently over-perform, whilst his preferred attacking style of playing the game sits comfortably with our Club's history, heritage and the type of entertaining football our fans want and expect to see."

“Juande’s arrival is great news for Tottenham Hotspur. He brings with him a wealth of experience, a proven track record and a winning pedigree. Now is the time for us to regroup and look to deliver the results and performances that everyone associated with the Club wants to see.

“Martin is a highly experienced coach and I am delighted that he has accepted what to me is one of the most prestigious positions in the Premiership. He has a reputation for creating well-organised teams capable of playing attractive football. He is very technically minded with a good knowledge of both English and European football, in addition to first class man management skills.

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anonanon, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 17:37 (nine years ago) link

its true its all true

the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 19:27 (nine years ago) link

5 yrs ffs

the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 19:30 (nine years ago) link

At least they didn't have the brass neck to trot that guff out for tim

JLB Credit (Jack BS), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 10:26 (nine years ago) link

"We have a great squad and we owe them a Head Coach who will bring out the best in them and allow them to flourish and enjoy a strong, exciting finish to the season. "We are in the fortunate position of having within our Club a talented coach in Tim Sherwood. "We believe Tim has both the knowledge and the drive to take the squad forward."

anonanon, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:11 (nine years ago) link

delight admittedly tempered

anonanon, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:16 (nine years ago) link

Southampton had a small squad that had basically run themselves into the ground by Christmas, I'm not sure it'll be as much of an issue at Spurs, even allowing for lol injury crises.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link

despite none of them being on the england plane, there are fourteen spurs players past&present going to brazil. that's not far off barca

ogmor, Friday, 6 June 2014 07:42 (nine years ago) link

Lloris, Vertonghen, Dembele, Paulinho, Modric, Chadli, Bentaleb, BAE, Dos Santos, KPB, Palacios, Zokora, Postiga, Pletikosa - right?

The last couple took me ages to get.

Matt DC, Thursday, 12 June 2014 10:16 (nine years ago) link

Corluka is in the Croatia squad, isn't he?

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 12 June 2014 10:29 (nine years ago) link

sixteen! forgot about postiga & pletikosa but yes there's corluka and also dempsey

ogmor, Thursday, 12 June 2014 13:30 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

looking over our squad, if vertonghen will play lb with a decent attitude that's 1 worthy first team defender. best of the rest are crocked or shakey or both, worst of the rest are awful or dgaf and can't be picked.

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:03 (nine years ago) link

regardles of attitude i don't think jan is a fullback. agree that there are plenty of questions about the rest of em.
supposedly bidding 5M for jamaal lascelles who... has a cool name. don't know anything else.

mizzell, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link

I wish I'd found that website, took me an hour in excel. tho I will as able to add a fairly pithy comment field.

lloris
vertonghen- if no prob at lb
kaboul- replace if possible
chiriches- replace if possible
walker- watch like a fuckin hawk, try to sell for decent cash, replace
Sandro
dembele
eriksen
Lennon
lamela not sure how adaptable he is at LW
Adebayor - flaky as fuck but its not gonna happen for soldado let's face it

flog- Dawson, siggurdson, paulinho, naughton, everyone, sell the club, stadium, buy gold or oil futures, learn peace, fuck hateful football

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 17:28 (nine years ago) link

With Vertonghen, Walker and Chiriches it's a problem with decision-making, not ability or technique - Poch knows how to organise a defence and should be able to work those problems out, ideally with Vertonghen at CB. Kaboul is finished and should be offloaded as quickly as possible, he's either injured or a disaster area, but I don't think anyone would take him. Dawson I suspect will be gone by the end of the summer.

It appears we're hawking Sandro around which strikes me as madness, if we're going to play the sort of pressing game then he's essential in midfield. I was hoping the World Cup would illuminate something about Paulinho but he appears to be the ultimate water-carrier really.

Stoked to see what Poch will be able to do with Eriksen and Lamela.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 18:45 (nine years ago) link

yes to the three, being hugely optimistic, that being the outlook then kaboul being fit and not killed in a high line is no further of a stretch IMO matt. just can't see it!

bae back at lb or is the ship sailed?

Sandro is our best player alongside eriksen and lloris and our best leader alongside kaboul and it beggars belief that we're not fending off huge bids for him, never mind trying to sell him off our own bat.

paulinho is awful, not even showing ability in flashes like gylfi or chadli

I'm psyched to see what poch does with holtby and townsend

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link

I still think paulinho has the most potential of our more attacking MFs, hope poch gives him a go

ogmor, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 19:12 (nine years ago) link

yeah tbf I would be uneasy about writing off anyone but Dawson, naughton from p much our entire squad there's a us able squad player at least in each of the rest and none of last summers purchases came near to their potential

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link

would a move for di maria be out of the question

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 23:17 (nine years ago) link

yes

i mean LFC probably had/have the money to buy Pogba but cmon now.

pandemic, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 08:54 (nine years ago) link

lascelles is talented but unless poch is v v diligent then moving to spurs at 20 now will surely turn him into another jenas/walker/naughton feckless pissflap

r|t|c, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 10:05 (nine years ago) link

lack of midfield distributor still painfully obv from that stack of squad names there

jordy clasie would do nicely imo

r|t|c, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 10:19 (nine years ago) link

depends on distribution method envisaged IMO, holtby can do metronome, for all the lack of form paulinho can surely carry it and provide simple links, dembele also capable of travelling with it if that's required, bentaleb p decent simple link. was prob the most overlooked/neglected part of avb setup maybe? and Sherwood wasn't gonna put it right, but I don't think individual ability is a huge prob in the midfield set

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 10:57 (nine years ago) link

doesnt have to be thudd hollywood pings but u need more about u than those water carrier types to improve the laborious transitions you have right now

dembele capable, yeah gl with that

r|t|c, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 11:28 (nine years ago) link

sorry the lackofform() function had more than just paulinho as an input but dembele is in no way a write off just yet imo

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 11:30 (nine years ago) link

he's not but the fate of a season shouldnt rest on that whimsy either

other than for sociopaths "we're shit without you" is the arch anti-motivator, in fitba and indeed beyond

r|t|c, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 12:08 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ateQQc-AgEM

r|t|c, Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link

He's definitely in the group of players I'd expect Poch to improve, so pretty happy about this. Pretty much the end of Vertonghen at LB I'd imagine.

Matt DC, Thursday, 31 July 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link

he's not a bad backup and along with a lot of the players we keep getting rid of is a good cheap squad option

Serious Men raised by the Issues Movement (darraghmac), Thursday, 31 July 2014 17:37 (nine years ago) link

probably a bad sign for Fryers more than anything

anonanon, Thursday, 31 July 2014 17:43 (nine years ago) link

fryers not being good enough to break ahead of naughton is a bad sign for fryers tbf

Serious Men raised by the Issues Movement (darraghmac), Thursday, 31 July 2014 18:10 (nine years ago) link

shape of things to come

https://vine.co/v/MVDztlqIUml

anonanon, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 20:03 (nine years ago) link

the fuck was that

Come and Heave a Ho (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 20:30 (nine years ago) link

Should have seen the Ceballos miss five minutes later.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 20:39 (nine years ago) link

Harry Kane has signed a new five year contract.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 14 August 2014 20:49 (nine years ago) link

in absentia a europa league thread: fuck this stupid club that is above buying defenders

duff paddy (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 August 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/tottenham-hotspur/11048364/Tottenham-transfer-news-Spurs-set-to-bid-for-Sevilla-central-defender-Federico-Fazio.html

Don't know much about this guy, but 3/4 of a new back four would represent a decent summer.

Matt DC, Thursday, 21 August 2014 16:36 (nine years ago) link

Clad supposedly off to Roma

mizzell, Thursday, 21 August 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link

Vlad even.

mizzell, Thursday, 21 August 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link

I don't get selling Chiriches and letting Dawson and Kaboul hang around

anonanon, Thursday, 21 August 2014 19:21 (nine years ago) link

idgi keeping any of em so sell em in whatever order

duff paddy (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 August 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link

Harry Kane has sneakily developed into a decent player

anonanon, Thursday, 21 August 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link

good third choice in a one man system if our first choice was reliable and second choice suited the system but alas

duff paddy (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 August 2014 20:02 (nine years ago) link

does anyone feel certain if vlad is even any good or not

r|t|c, Thursday, 21 August 2014 20:04 (nine years ago) link

in a high line its been impossible tbh

duff paddy (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 August 2014 20:07 (nine years ago) link

I'm 90% sure he is but will happily defer to Rudi Garcia on the issue. He seems like he would know for certain.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 21 August 2014 20:08 (nine years ago) link

sabatini otoh is a bit more hit and miss

r|t|c, Thursday, 21 August 2014 20:24 (nine years ago) link

Things that look like an ILF "the interior life of..." thread but aren't: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/aug/15/small-talk-michael-owen

Tim, Friday, 22 August 2014 10:39 (nine years ago) link

"If I’m eating cheese on its own with a cracker it has to be really strong. I can handle a strong cheese. Stilton, things like that. If you’re buying mature cheese, than Canadian is probably the strongest one. Canadian extra mature, or Stilton..."

Tim, Friday, 22 August 2014 10:40 (nine years ago) link

(haha sorry wrong thread, I get confused by all this "... are still a big club" business.

Tim, Friday, 22 August 2014 10:42 (nine years ago) link

I'm pretty sure Vlad is a better player than either Dawson or Kaboul (now) but Poch doesn't want any of them. Kaboul is basically unsellable and Dawson doesn't seem to want to go to the sort of club that would sign him and this point.

Given QPR's recent signings at the back that looks like another dream has just died.

Matt DC, Friday, 22 August 2014 10:50 (nine years ago) link

Paulinho is completely inessential and maybe now psychologically scarred but I bet you we still get decent money when we inevitably ship him off to some Serie A leper colony.

Mostly I find myself idly wondering if Lewis Holtby can be converted from a number ten into a deeper lying playmaker. He seems to have all the attributes but I'm not sure what his long passing is like.

Matt DC, Friday, 22 August 2014 10:56 (nine years ago) link

iirc holtby has said he's v happy to play the 6/8 box to box linebreaker but he's not really had the run of games to see either way

he can spot a quick pass but idk about sitting there spraying it around, be more of a direct high-intensity dembele riff, would suit poch better you'd think

r|t|c, Friday, 22 August 2014 11:28 (nine years ago) link

yeah if he starts its as an eriksen mirror in a high central two behind a lone striker I'd imagine, not as a carrier

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Friday, 22 August 2014 14:45 (nine years ago) link

My thinking is that he's energetic, runs tirelessly and can tackle, his decision-making with the ball is fast and usually good but I usually see him making quick shortish passes in and around the area, dunno if I can see him spraying it out to the flanks.

Matt DC, Friday, 22 August 2014 16:51 (nine years ago) link

this is fucking good stuff

paulinho Kane dembele Andros Sandro all looking more like players worth having in an xi than has been the case in a long time

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link

agree except Townsend still doing his terrible head down run to the corner flag thing

anonanon, Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:04 (nine years ago) link

yeah but the odd surge into centre is promising

Kane with some very nice touches around half time

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:07 (nine years ago) link

Kane's finishing is still terrible, gifted goal aside.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:09 (nine years ago) link

His passing is getting better though.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:10 (nine years ago) link

dembele rubbish since

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link

can't help but feel that one oughtn't look so relieved after taking a meaningless penalty tbh

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:16 (nine years ago) link

Southampton supposedly are willing to pay 10-12m for Townsend, wouldn't miss him at that price

anonanon, Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link

Kinda think we should forget about fourth and go all-out for this tournament tbh.

Matt DC, Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:25 (nine years ago) link

idk pace and willingness to run could be harnessed into a v decent wide option but its def true to say that as it is we won't get that much value out of him keeping him around

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:25 (nine years ago) link

how many times in the last 15 seasons has the europa not been won by a 3rd-placed CL groupstage team? would wager <5

imago, Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:27 (nine years ago) link

not to dissuade u brave men of spurs

imago, Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:31 (nine years ago) link

harry kane clearly believes he's the next michael laudrup

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link

amazing 60 seconds

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

so Cain Hoy. Officially open for business on Wednesday, officially considering a bid on Thursday...

mizzell, Friday, 12 September 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/HotspurRelated/status/510433593374810112

anonanon, Friday, 12 September 2014 18:50 (nine years ago) link

Shots on target total currently standing at one in the last 225 minutes.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link

poch out

zero content albums (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 19:53 (nine years ago) link

for the second game in a row, looking really AVBesque

anonanon, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 19:56 (nine years ago) link

third or fourth or fifth game overall.

athletic cloggers in midfield achieving nothing but slowdown.

zero content albums (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:02 (nine years ago) link

Heard that cheer from four miles away. Not sure why but the Arsenal crowd seemed much louder than normal yesterday too. The magic of the Capital One Cup.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:35 (nine years ago) link

So, when DID tottenhem stop being a big club?

DISMISSED AS CHANCE (NotEnough), Thursday, 25 September 2014 16:02 (nine years ago) link

sp

DISMISSED AS CHANCE (NotEnough), Thursday, 25 September 2014 16:03 (nine years ago) link

missing out on early premier league spoils maybe?

zero content albums (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 September 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link

someone come on and tell me how good chiriches might be I fancy a fuckin barney

zero content albums (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:20 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, that was horrific. Not that anyone other than Lloris covered themselves in glory tonight.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:22 (nine years ago) link

Chiriches has been a wilfully negligent idiot from day one and should never play professionally again his feet shout be removed and given to someone more deserving like pistorius

zero content albums (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:25 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

this just happened

https://vine.co/v/OhetDKrpdvb

anonanon, Thursday, 23 October 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link

yeah that's a decent strike

pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 23 October 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link

omg

local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 October 2014 19:47 (nine years ago) link

completely gratuitous obv

pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 23 October 2014 19:50 (nine years ago) link

check yr privilege when entering the spurs space mate

local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 October 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link

love the way he windmilled his arms

ogmor, Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link

love ben davies processor crashing

local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link

clearer angle here

https://vine.co/v/OheFEtMTeB9

anonanon, Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:30 (nine years ago) link

lloris ridiculous save

pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:31 (nine years ago) link

xp lol last frame makes it

r|t|c, Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:34 (nine years ago) link

haw

'geronimo barrales' btw

pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:34 (nine years ago) link

lord knows i've tried but i literally cannot execute a rabona irl

r|t|c, Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:36 (nine years ago) link

second's nae bad either

truly asteros tripoli will rue the day they stepped to tottenham's might

r|t|c, Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:38 (nine years ago) link

Dembele thought about volleying it then and then remembered who he was.

Matt DC, Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:39 (nine years ago) link

we'd beat this lot

pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link

idk that is a delusion of scale tbf

pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link

we'd fucken HAMMER asteris tho

pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link

Let's see how it goes on Asteros' turf.

Matt DC, Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:45 (nine years ago) link

ban

r|t|c, Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:45 (nine years ago) link

Join the debate at #bbcfootball

Lots of love for Erik Lamela's strike from the professional footballers community on social media:

QPR defender Max Ehmer: Wow, Lamela!
Former Spurs midfielder Jermaine Jenas: That was a joke from Lamela.
Crystal Palace defender Peter Ramage: Oh my god, oh my goooooooooood what have I just seen from Lamela?

Bradley Allen
BBC London 94.9 summariser

"That is something Lamela will have practised on the training ground."

r|t|c, Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:45 (nine years ago) link

gotta hand it to coco he's really captured the imagination of the midtier qpr community

r|t|c, Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:46 (nine years ago) link

if ever there was a time to fuck up the sweeper keeper it was 5-0 up in the europa

pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbdmGSfdjr8

r|t|c, Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link

inspired gk choice

pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link

loooooool

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:49 (nine years ago) link

loooooool

pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:49 (nine years ago) link

omg we typed the same number of os

pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link

Kane in goal!

anonanon, Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link

followed shortly by ball in goal

anonanon, Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:51 (nine years ago) link

he'd have been better off not trying to use his hands

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link

mookie will have been unaware that Andy Townsend made the very same observation

well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 23 October 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link

surely that qualifies me to do commentary on american tv

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 October 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link

omg we typed the same number of os

<3

mookieproof, Friday, 24 October 2014 00:31 (nine years ago) link

surely that qualifies me to do commentary on american tv

― mookieproof, Thursday, October 23, 2014 10:42 PM


I'm not sure Andy Townsend is a very good benchmark for TV co-commentary

groovypanda, Friday, 24 October 2014 07:22 (nine years ago) link

Danny Higginbotham ‏@Higginbotham05 11h11 hours ago
lamelas goal. I remember trying it at training at Southampton and ended up tearing my medial. Know your strengths. Head it and kick it far

Matt DC, Friday, 24 October 2014 09:40 (nine years ago) link

Asked about his lack of celebration, the Spurs manager said: "I only show emotion at home, and in my bed."

Matt DC, Friday, 24 October 2014 09:43 (nine years ago) link

Wenger, mourinho startled

local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 24 October 2014 10:11 (nine years ago) link

on reflection i think yday was the precise moment kane made his breakthrough as the new crouchie

r|t|c, Friday, 24 October 2014 12:13 (nine years ago) link

just need sherwood back now spending 15m on berahino the new defoe to partner him

r|t|c, Friday, 24 October 2014 12:16 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/OMqKvdHAlwW

Number None, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 23:03 (nine years ago) link

lol yeah loved that

the main thing i've liked about pochettino so far is he's really not been personally frustrated or even surly/grumpy in the dugout, he is literally just deeply deeply cheesed off with these hopeless cunts as if he'd had a season ticket for twenty years

r|t|c, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 23:14 (nine years ago) link

Fergie really did instill a healthy disdain for Spurs in his players

Number None, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 23:20 (nine years ago) link

the other side of ferguson's lack of time for essentially unserious teams is his real football man fondness for landfill like moyes and allardyce, and his biddable proteges like mcleish with a similar disdain for the notion that football is an entertaiment

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 00:06 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Looks like Southampton's Head of Recruitment, Paul Mitchell, has resigned and there's a lot of noise about him heading to White Hart Lane, which suggests this might be the end of Baldini?

Matt DC, Monday, 17 November 2014 10:20 (nine years ago) link

the author of this essential article doesnt seem to have noticed there is another tottenham player in the photo

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2840873/Erik-Lamela-appears-good-spirits-travels-London-despite-Argentina-s-1-0-defeat-Portugal-Old-Trafford.html

disconnected externalized and unrecognizable signifying structure (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link

for a notably large human being fazio does seem to be sort of inconspicuous, just vaguely lingering around the edges of things, always silent, sometimes glowering, nobody is clear what he is supposed to be ddoing

disconnected externalized and unrecognizable signifying structure (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tottenham-hotspur-new-stadium-fire-4689611

Oh shit...

Matt DC, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 10:49 (nine years ago) link

Match suspended after three separate incidents of fans getting onto the pitch.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 27 November 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link

WTF? Partizan crazies I presume? Beats watching Celtic dying on their arses.

Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Thursday, 27 November 2014 20:52 (nine years ago) link

ITV is reporting that it is being orchestrated by phone from the Partizan support but I can't really see how they can know that.

The fans haven't been dangerous, just your standard exhibitionists, but it is odd.

Players coming back out now.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 27 November 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link

Jonathan Wilson on Twitter claimed that all three were wearing shirts advertising the company who makes the official THFC headphones.

mizzell, Thursday, 27 November 2014 22:09 (nine years ago) link

yeh a couple of days ago Spurs official twitter account were running a competition with the BassBuds headphones as prizes. plenty of tweets from the company & associates trailing the planned disruption.

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 27 November 2014 22:19 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZBtLpT2fhE

Tools

groovypanda, Friday, 28 November 2014 12:28 (nine years ago) link

The stewards look like they're enjoying themselves.

Matt DC, Friday, 28 November 2014 12:36 (nine years ago) link

Is there a suggestion that Spurs knew this would happen - with pitch invaders getting selfies with players while wearing sponsor's brand? It takes *way* too long for a steward to appear on the pitch.

doesn’t matter what the content is, as long as it’s content (onimo), Friday, 28 November 2014 12:46 (nine years ago) link

Levy had a face like thunder while it was going on, tbh.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Friday, 28 November 2014 13:01 (nine years ago) link

granted this might involve a degree of projection but the expression on Soldado's face - bottomless contempt mixed with his own continuing personal anguish - when he relieves the second pest of his shirt is kind of sublime

proper maoist (DJ Mencap), Friday, 28 November 2014 13:01 (nine years ago) link

this is the worst shit ever

as well as having 100 fat middle aged men in fluorescent tabards, football teams could perhaps employ one person with ju-jitsu skills who can actually run

نكبة (nakhchivan), Friday, 28 November 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link

I know just the fellow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJEFY87w_Uw

Number None, Friday, 28 November 2014 21:34 (nine years ago) link

so harry kane is kind of a poor man's thomas muller

ok maybe bankrupt man's

anonanon, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link

sincerely hope levy is asking the legal team if they can sue these cunts for damages

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/dec/11/tottenham-hotspur-fined-pitch-invasions-partizan-belgrade

Chairman Feinstein (nakhchivan), Friday, 12 December 2014 04:14 (nine years ago) link

was that the match where the lights 'went out' in the 89th minute?

mookieproof, Friday, 12 December 2014 04:41 (nine years ago) link

not even

anonanon, Friday, 12 December 2014 05:07 (nine years ago) link

sincerely hope levy is asking the legal team if they can sue these cunts for damages

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/dec/11/tottenham-hotspur-fined-pitch-invasions-partizan-belgrade

3 Year ban from all football matches and massive £155 fine:

@TrollstationYT
So the man dem are banned for 3 years from any professional football matches

groovypanda, Friday, 19 December 2014 08:17 (nine years ago) link

sue them!

Chairman Feinstein (nakhchivan), Friday, 19 December 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Qv55Kat.jpg

Assou-Ekotto has had a chequered career in English football and has fallen out with a number of Spurs managers since his arrival from Lens in 2006 for a reported £3.5million.

He has a particularly difficult relationship with Tottenham chairman Daniel Levy and the pair have rarely agreed on various matter since his move to White Hart Lane.

He fell out with Tottenham earlier this year after it emerged that he had invited anti-Semitic comedian Dieudonne M’bala M’bala to a game at Tottenham, insisting he would ‘love it’.

Enterprise Lesotho (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 02:37 (nine years ago) link

Benoit Assou-Ekotto is being paid £40,000 a week by Tottenham despite not playing for the first team for more than 18 months.

scraping the outrage barrel like it was 1997

r|t|c, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 10:48 (nine years ago) link

Once you start tweeting Nicky Anelka to go all "lol top quenelle gesture mate" you basically deserve shit.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 15:58 (nine years ago) link

none of these bogardey men are going to scare you huh xp

Enterprise Lesotho (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 17:10 (nine years ago) link

the assumption was that he has been excluded because his endlessly reiterated claims about his attitude to football lead to him being considered a bad influence around the periphery of a squad

even though apart from that his commitment has never seemed particularly below par really?

the intimation that levy is playing a part in that after the dieudonné affair is interesting although unfalsifiable

unlike various other indiscretions by careless or thick players, he seems fairly sharp so it's reasonable to presume that he was aware of the antisemitic elements (not even a backstory but integral to his act)

Enterprise Lesotho (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 17:17 (nine years ago) link

He'd already been farmed out to QPR by the time he started pulling this shit so my guess would be he knows exactly what he's doing (and that it's basically out out spite).

Otherwise he was prone to lapses of concentration but no more so than most other fullbacks we've had, although unless I'm mistaken Redknapp is the only club manager to ever have particularly rated him, or to have got reasonably consistent performances out of him.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link

a bit moreso than a lot of others but he was a lot better going fwd. agreed on redknapp turning him into a good performer there albeit briefly

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 19:09 (nine years ago) link

“He’s been up and down. I don’t think he’s found the level he had at Tottenham,” said Redknapp.

“I was watching a bit of the 2010 season on Sky, it just happened to come on.

“It was Benoit playing for Tottenham, going down the left and crossing balls – he crossed one and funny enough Niko scored.

“For me he was in the best three left-backs in the Premier League when he was at Tottenham. I don’t think he’s quite reached the heights, but let’s hope that in the play-offs he’ll be a big player for us."

“I think he’s found the change between the Premier League and Championship difficult.”

r|t|c, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link

Well, last night was a lot of fun

groovypanda, Friday, 2 January 2015 08:43 (nine years ago) link

that was a great game alright. early days yet but kane is like the berba that actually works off the ball. hes certainly exciting to watch. i was impressed by chadli and rose too. i watched spurs against leicester and couldnt believe that it was the same team yesterday. chelsea looked a bit sluggish, the goals they got were all down to woeful errors from spurs players too. maybe lack of rotation is starting to catch up on chelsea.

everyday sheeple (Michael B), Friday, 2 January 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link

there is not even the remotest comparison to berbatov technically

tone pulising (nakhchivan), Friday, 2 January 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link

Kane is enthusiastic, awkward, audacious. but he is not as good as defending in the premier league has made him look of late- anyone running at a centre back at all seems to look like fuckin Rinaldo these days. Paul McGrath would have had him subbed of at halftime tbh.

but I love him. rather than berba I'd say he's akin to a peter crouch that has realised and is playing very well within his rather strange collection of physical attributes.

local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 2 January 2015 18:32 (nine years ago) link

theres always so much shit written about these players, technically he is quite limited, the way he runs with his head down and tries to trap the ball is fairly inept compared to a serious player like sturridge, sterling or even barkley

that isn't to say he can't be a good player but there is a ceiling to how good a slowish centre forward with that level of core technique can be, and it's closer to jame beattie than to berbatov

tone pulising (nakhchivan), Friday, 2 January 2015 18:40 (nine years ago) link

I'd agree with that

he can surprise defenders and goalkeepers with what hes willing to try given his ability, his main outstanding point atm is p unshakeable confidence that he can take on and beat high level defenders, self fulfilling prophecy that I fear will only take him so far. but great to watch for now.

local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 2 January 2015 18:44 (nine years ago) link

same shit as last year when people got upset about andros townsend being described as not a very good player 15 months ago on the occasion of his previous epl goal, since when he has had the second worst conversion rate in the league

GET INVOLVED - will Liverpool win the Premiership 2013/14?

tone pulising (nakhchivan), Friday, 2 January 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link

thing is I like these guys in the squad as long as the hype machine doesnt make them discontent with being second, maybe third choice.

but bentaleb, walker, caulker and prob livermore as legit if not more so first team contenders/squad members than Kane and certainly Townsend.

great to see a core of youth players being accommodated by a coach willing to suit tactics to those available (or get players to play within a tactic? idk). refreshing after avbs inflexibility, arrys wastage of talent that wouldn't go down the dogs with him, etc

local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 2 January 2015 18:51 (nine years ago) link

yeah all of those are useful, caulker as a cb perhaps has the highest ceiling if he keeps developing, perhaps to the level of lescott who was an important player in manchester citys first title

walker a bit of an outlier because he has plenty of natural talent but probably not coachable much beyond his current level

tone pulising (nakhchivan), Friday, 2 January 2015 18:55 (nine years ago) link

yeah I wondered if you'd rip any of em a new one for the mention but there is or was a higher level of potential in any of em than there is in Kane in the long run I think, if only because the bar for success in an attacking position must needs be far higher than the livermorean skillset of "has shoulders will travel" kind of thing.

local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 2 January 2015 18:58 (nine years ago) link

does ryan mason have anything beyond game lad?

tone pulising (nakhchivan), Friday, 2 January 2015 19:00 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXdZUH2A5GM

tone pulising (nakhchivan), Friday, 2 January 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link

there's a thread in it I think

I'd put him alongside that Thompson guy was a contemporary of Murphy gerrard iirc at Liverpool, or idk jody morris, or jamie o'hara? the type of player who pulls an unlikely feat of technique out of somewhere every now and again but would really need astonishing levels of consistency and application to make up for the lack of physical attributes or straight up glamour required to get beyond squad level.

idk Everton make good use of the type so I'm all for us not spending paulinho money on replacing him or anything.

local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 2 January 2015 19:05 (nine years ago) link

yeah that naismith cunt is probably the best crap player around at the moment, better than most good players anyway

tone pulising (nakhchivan), Friday, 2 January 2015 19:06 (nine years ago) link

he's got that epl-useful ranginess pulis loves, inherently violent physical build that

local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 2 January 2015 19:08 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/9uPXzHm.jpg

lol

tone pulising (nakhchivan), Friday, 2 January 2015 19:10 (nine years ago) link

sheeeeit i dunno he looks pretty comfortable on the ball to me, it doesnt feel like hes working from a playbook of crouch/quinninho-esque flukey once-off skills

everyday sheeple (Michael B), Friday, 2 January 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link

caulker hatched as a fully-formed middling-to-dece 26 yo and will remain that way until football has forgotten him

he may or may not be installed at other clubs in this time but this occurence will not come as a result of any improvement, deterioration or variation in his play

r|t|c, Friday, 2 January 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link

some shit talked itt today lads

― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 October 2013 22:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

it could've stood some more tbh

― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 20 October 2013 22:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

i was busy and im busy yet and i'll be busy prob until well after this fraud portuguese leaves to whatever moneypit his snakeoil earns him next

― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 October 2013 22:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

otm

local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 2 January 2015 19:14 (nine years ago) link

michael, Kane's feet are ok but not consistently good but he used his strength and arm/shoulder span much better than most rangy english strikers of that age imo, lending him time that he uses well.

local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 2 January 2015 19:16 (nine years ago) link

sheeeeit i dunno he looks pretty comfortable on the ball to me, it doesnt feel like hes working from a playbook of crouch/quinninho-esque flukey once-off skills

― everyday sheeple (Michael B), Friday, 2 January 2015 19:11 (3 minutes ago)

this is more about cleverness and proprioception than skill, he seems to have a good sense of what is around him and can confuse defenders with his runs, that can take him a long way but berbatov is something else altogether

the test of this is what his technique looks like when this initial confidence burst subsides and he goes six games without a goal

tone pulising (nakhchivan), Friday, 2 January 2015 19:18 (nine years ago) link

suspect the emergence of craftier runs is pochettino's influence

ogmor, Friday, 2 January 2015 19:41 (nine years ago) link

eriksen doesnt half help tbf

local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 2 January 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link

ภาษา ฟุตบอลโลก18 hours ago

Amazing young boy for the game last night with #Chelsea on 1/1/2015. This game made him rise up against forwarders in #EPL ( #premierleague ) Love to see him getting better and better with #spurs 

local eire man (darraghmac), Saturday, 3 January 2015 00:26 (nine years ago) link

#kissmehardy

ogmor, Saturday, 3 January 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

townsend is so so awful

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link

like the chances of him performing an adequate action competently are significantly worse than random

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link

adebayor trying to get subtly sent off is entertaining i guess

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 21:12 (nine years ago) link

booed off for soldado, attitude counts eh

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 21:22 (nine years ago) link

Never a dull moment being a Spurs fan

groovypanda, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link

Premiership hegemony finally wins out over plucky League One rape apologists.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link

tackle on vorm absolutely disgusting

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:28 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

best performance ive seen this season so far, tho obv we hadn't kicked into gear against Chelsea at this stage yet

paulinho has stepped over the ball twice to avoid possession but otherwise looks ok

eriksen actually woeful so far!

local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:30 (nine years ago) link

soldado goal worth catching btw neat controlled volley from corner

local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:35 (nine years ago) link

You had to open yr mouth didn't ya

ineloquentwow (Craigo Boingo), Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:41 (nine years ago) link

look it doesnt matter what I say or who we play or who plays for us or who manages us does it

local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:42 (nine years ago) link

does it

local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:42 (nine years ago) link

textbook jol stuff so an improvement if sorts on the slow decline under avb so I'm not gonna poch out this half but

local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:49 (nine years ago) link

bentaleb paulinho centre just not a good option. former has his place as a conservative runner/screener but together its a rank combo

local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 February 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link

oops wrong thread lol

tayto fan (Michael B), Thursday, 19 February 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link

http://gameboyclub.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/gameboyp_fiorentina1_lfdl.jpg

sure?

r|t|c, Thursday, 19 February 2015 22:21 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

our youth team right back is called kyle walker-peters kill me now

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 March 2015 22:26 (nine years ago) link

Named himself after his idol. Been modelling his game after him too.

Matt DC, Thursday, 5 March 2015 22:42 (nine years ago) link

anton walkes on the other side too :)

r|t|c, Thursday, 5 March 2015 23:54 (nine years ago) link

i see alexander mcqueen is now playing with an armani daly in the u21s

r|t|c, Friday, 6 March 2015 00:00 (nine years ago) link

maghoma looks good, and I forget the centre halves name but he was great under crosses/high ball all night Mauro Mauro sign him up

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Friday, 6 March 2015 00:02 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_FxMdeWkAA4IYu.jpg

think i see who u mean

r|t|c, Friday, 6 March 2015 00:05 (nine years ago) link

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nakhchivan, Friday, 6 March 2015 00:09 (nine years ago) link

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r|t|c, Friday, 6 March 2015 00:12 (nine years ago) link

Darragh complains so much about the Spurs defense that I must just have started tuning it out somehow, how else to explain that I was genuinely surprised to see that only 5 teams in the league have conceded more goals than Tottenham this season!(The bottom 4 teams + Newcastle) Conceded exactly twice as many as Southampton. Considering some of the hammerings they took last season I can't believe they've let it more this season. Just incompetent personnel, more expansive game under Poch or what?

pandemic, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:21 (nine years ago) link

Also Utd haven't conceded more than one goal to any of the 'top' teams this season which can't be entirely down to de gea surely, well it could be I guess small sample size etc

pandemic, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:23 (nine years ago) link

apologies for utd talk on spurs thread

pandemic, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:24 (nine years ago) link

well its more expansive than avb but certainly less so than Sherwood. its a high line a lot of the time, but really it is down to the fullbacks actually honest to god just not defending any of the time.

allied to really weak centre half play in the air and tackle (see Rooney goal) and sprinkle appalling positional sense across the back four and thats a serious formula for problems.

bear in mind lloris is brilliant.

bentaleb is ok but not consistent. mason closes down high up the pitch but is very poor tracking back. no winger does nothing.

defence is not, let's say, a priority.

its why I think fazio in the centre is a huge improvement on dier. a firefighter is much to be preferred in the circumstances, given that systemic problems make breaches absolutely inevitable.

vertonghen is a gifted wanker. he'd be a standout player in a disciplined back four. he's only good as a left back for us, imo, given his lack of interest and the fact that Danny rose is the incumbent.

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:00 (nine years ago) link

Serious question, how do you think that transplanting, say, the entire Stoke back four wholesale would affect us? What would we gain and lose from doing this?

With the exception of Chelsea, most high-level teams (and aspirational high-level teams) play a high pressing game nowadays, it's either tactical fashion or just a lack of classic commanding centre backs pretty much everywhere. Teams that don't tend to be bottom-half sides playing several men behind the ball at all times and no one really wants us to play like Hull.

Think it's still a problem with individuals rather than the system, some of these errors should really have been trained out of them by now and I suspect Dier will get there, but Rose and to an extent Walker lack the basic footballing intelligence required. Vertonghen is great but needs a different kind of CB alongside him, it did seem to be working but Fazio is prone to terrible fuckups and is slow as hell.

Can people who watch a lot of Bundesliga shed any light on Kevin Wimmer? Seems to all but lined up according to reports.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link

ha I thought a view on systemic issues would garner me less approbrium than an outright "they're all shit and should be moved on asap" post

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link

continental europeans called kevin are always amusing

pom /via/ chi (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:16 (nine years ago) link

http://www.express.de/image/view/2014/7/4/28033426,28417872,highRes,maxh,480,maxw,480,01K+15_71-72352656_ori.jpg

Bei Kevin Wimmer gibt’s jeden Morgen einen warmen Kakao und ein Nutella-Brot.

r|t|c, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/54AtJoc.jpg

pom /via/ chi (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:41 (nine years ago) link

doubling up on the chocolate there, nutritionist will be asking for a raise already

cgi bubka (NickB), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link

Been waiting years for a new Tom Huddlestone.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 09:33 (nine years ago) link

kyle walker in the england squad.

pandemic, Thursday, 19 March 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link

that's yr problem

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 March 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link

Tottenham wanted to get rid of England new boy Harry Kane in January 2014, only for Tim Sherwood to step in and keep him at White Hart Lane - reckons the ex-Spurs boss.

surely they just wanted to loan him out, not sell him?

pandemic, Thursday, 19 March 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link

we got rid of Lee Barnard, Thomas Pekhart.

everyone is expendable.

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 March 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

bostock

pandemic, Thursday, 19 March 2015 16:42 (nine years ago) link

In 2020 when Harry Kane is the new Messi, Mansfield Town manager Tim Sherwood will still be dining out on that story.

Matt DC, Thursday, 19 March 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link

So what can Tottenham fans expect of their effectively new centre back? Wimmer is calm, intelligent in build-up play, pretty tall but is still raw and has some errors in his game. According to his coach, he isn't one of those naturally gifted players, but is making up for it with a sublime work ethic. Wimmer doesn't shine or standout with special abilities but is without significant weaknesses too. Some in Cologne say the transfer is happening too early – but if someone is capable to prove a point, it's arguably Kevin Wimmer.

fee supposedly agreed. Kevin Wimmer, second most expensive Austrian footballer of all time.

mizzell, Friday, 20 March 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Goodbye Brad Friedel. You were first Spurs keeper I can remember being anything less than an embarrassment.

Matt DC, Thursday, 14 May 2015 11:01 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

WEST BROM
'Berahino pursuit like a love affair'

WEST BROM
Berahino treated 'like a lump of meat'

r|t|c, Friday, 28 August 2015 14:25 (eight years ago) link

Roberto Soldado has been directly involved in all four of Villarreal's league goals this season (two goals, two assists)

mizzell, Saturday, 29 August 2015 04:05 (eight years ago) link

I know Adebayor is a cock and a hugely inconsistent one at that but freezing him out entirely with only one proper CF on the book strikes me as asking for trouble. Can Njie play there if required?

Matt DC, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:24 (eight years ago) link

Son or maybe even Chadli probably better suited than Njie. Before last season, most things I read about Kane said that he was most suited to playing behind a #9.
Son just scored a hat trick against Laos, so there's obviously nothing to worry about.

mizzell, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:48 (eight years ago) link

Njie "was named in the squad for the 2015 Africa Cup of Nations,[14] and played in one group stage match, coming on as a 67th minute substitute in a 1–0 loss to Ivory Coast.[15] Following the 2015 Cup of Nations, he continued his lethal form for Cameroon by scoring once against Thailand in March 2015,[16] and bagging a brace against Burkina Faso in June 2015.[17]"

Matt DC, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:52 (eight years ago) link

I don't think Berahino is really good enough to inspire such a long and obviously distracting transfer saga either. Excited for the new guys though.

Matt DC, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Pardew knows what's up
"Spurs have some outstanding players. I'm a big fan of Kane, Chadli and Eriksen. They will definitely finish in the top ten."

mizzell, Friday, 18 September 2015 14:36 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Deems with everyone fit, what's your preferred front six?

Matt DC, Monday, 2 November 2015 10:36 (eight years ago) link

Ooof

Not seen enough of son tbh....

Get back to you on it.

Yours?

Alli-Dier double pivot definitely, they controlled the midfield against the best team in the league and our general defensive solidity this season has been in no small part down to them. There might be times where a bit more worldliness is called upon but I can't see Bentaleb or Mason exactly providing that either.

Eriksen in front of them, obviously.

Lamela has been looking better and better this season and I think dropping him now would be disastrous for that momentum, so him on the RW with Son on the left, or swapping over.

Kane upfront durr.

N'jie as pacey impact sub, Chadli/Dembele as cover, Bentaleb if you need three in central midfield, Townsend at Sunderland.

Matt DC, Monday, 2 November 2015 14:07 (eight years ago) link

Don't really see what Mason provides that Alli isn't already doing better.

Matt DC, Monday, 2 November 2015 14:09 (eight years ago) link

mason's distribution is probably a bit better than alli's but there's not much in it between those four, just go with whoever's in form. lamela does seem to be still improving but atm I'd slightly prefer chadli, for temperament if nothing else. I'd like to see a swift kaneless attack at some point too, n'jie, son & mb alli in a more advanced role

ogmor, Monday, 2 November 2015 14:48 (eight years ago) link

Mason not as penetrative as alli and prone to silly losses of possession.

Chadli/dembele I like but yeah short of a huge improvement in consistency they're good bench options.

Feel like waiting for lamela to become a 30m player is never gonna happen but I've no prob embracing him as first xi scrappy winger.

N'jie and Son I've yet to see so I guess Kane, Eriksen, Alli, Dier, Lamela and Dembele with latter vulnerable

Quite happy with bentaleb, mason, dembele bench options when you look at our midfield historically

N'jie is very fast and quite tricky but some of his decision-making looks pretty suspect at the moment, expect Poch to work on that though.

Son has looked very classy so far but I can't see him winning many tackles so playing him in front of Danny Rose is not going to work.

Matt DC, Monday, 2 November 2015 19:18 (eight years ago) link

nine months pass...

CSKA Moscow and Leverkusen in pot 1 and 2 isn't bad going.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Thursday, 25 August 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link

Given I already have tickets for all three group games I have mixed feelings about that group. It's a bit Europa really.

Matt DC, Thursday, 25 August 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

tbf, I imagine the other clubs feel the same way about us.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Thursday, 25 August 2016 18:40 (seven years ago) link

Someone had to inherit the Man United draw.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 25 August 2016 18:58 (seven years ago) link

Plenty potential for Spurs to finish third and end up in the fucking Europa again. I'd rather they go out having played Barca or Milan rather than some tame 1-0 defeat in Moscow.

groovypanda, Thursday, 25 August 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link

Kane and Alli vs Akinfeev, Berezutsky, Ignashevich and Shennikov - what could possibly go wro...

No, on current form, and fully accepting that on their day Spurs can lose to anyone in the world, they should be ok against CSKA. Monaco are much weaker than they were two years ago. Leverkusen are good, though.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Thursday, 25 August 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link

Lads it's far indeed we've come when we're moaning about the unglam standard of our cl opponents ffs

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 August 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Lamela you fucking mug

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

(assuming that was lamela)

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

No team with Ben Davies in it will ever win the cl

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

Better

groovypanda, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link

Is it not a penalty if the ball isn't in play? Didn't Blanc concede one in the World Cup once?

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link

Possibly not, googling it.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link

No. Same thing happened recently in a Prem game but can't remember which one

groovypanda, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

lol at the Monaco defenders having the same meagre understanding of the rules as me.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:14 (seven years ago) link

xps Davies hasn't even been bad, there's just a glaring lack of finesse and vision compared to his teammates (even the ones who are often dense and drive me nuts)

The Codling Of The London Suede (Legal Warning Across The Atlantic) (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link

Sounds like you're describing a back-up left back.

mizzell, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 22:01 (seven years ago) link

Monaco are much weaker than they were two years ago.

hmmm

Cosmic Slop, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 22:05 (seven years ago) link

They are, though they have had a terrific start to the season. Man-for-man it's a weaker team but Jardim is still an excellent manager. I missed the first half hour so didn't see them at their best but the last 45 minutes at least was all Spurs, though without a great deal of quality to show for it.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link

I was at the game and while the first 15mins were all Spurs it seemed inevitable that Monaco would score with their first attack. Dier was being asked to do way too much (and he's off the boil in any case) and they kept running through our midfield until Dembele came on.

Should really have brought Sissoko on earlier, there was a sense that something might happen every time he ran at them, although a right flank of Sissoko and Walker is both terrifying and a disaster waiting to happen.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link

Spurs all over CSKA in opening 30 minutes.

We'll concede any minute now.

groovypanda, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link

Spurs look hugely vulnerable atm and have barely created anything. They can step up several gears though.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:16 (seven years ago) link

Lamela stinking place out of it with his passing

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link

Not sure subbing Janssen instead is a wise move.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

Lamela at CF.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

<3 u Igor.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:13 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

seen figures for various club's net spend, didn't realise what an exceptional case spurs are. top 6's net spend since 12/13 (this cribbed off twitter so somewhat dubious)

City £402m
United £368m
Arsenal £205m
Chelsea £192m
Liverpool £121m
Tottenham £1m

and looking here http://www.transferleague.co.uk/premier-league-last-five-seasons/transfer-league-tables/premier-league-table-last-five-seasons spurs have a lower net spend than any team currently in the PL except swansea. that's crazy, how is it the case?

ogmor, Thursday, 19 January 2017 16:02 (seven years ago) link

Selling club innit? ;)

Tim, Thursday, 19 January 2017 16:05 (seven years ago) link

£80m for Bale, £30m or whatever for Modric, £10m+ for pretty much every piece of squad deadweight. It adds up.

Matt DC, Thursday, 19 January 2017 16:07 (seven years ago) link

is there a more accomplished selling club?

ogmor, Thursday, 19 January 2017 16:08 (seven years ago) link

Porto. Juve.

Matt DC, Thursday, 19 January 2017 16:11 (seven years ago) link

If we can get more than £20m for Ben Davies, as Levy is reported to be holding out for, we would be up there with any of them.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Thursday, 19 January 2017 17:02 (seven years ago) link

Cos I was interested I looked up transfer fees of starting 11 vs chelsea:

lloris 10.71
vertonghen 12.75
alderweild 12.75
dier 2.98
rose 4.25
wanyama 12.75
dembele 11.05
walker 1.7
kane 0
erikson 11.48
ali 5.6
86.02

barbarian radge (NotEnough), Thursday, 19 January 2017 17:30 (seven years ago) link

Courtois 7.61
cahill 7.14
luiz 29.75
Azpilicueta 7.48
alonso 19.55
kante 30.43
matic 21.25
moses 9.78
Hazard 29.75
Pedro 22.95
Costa 32.3
217.99

barbarian radge (NotEnough), Thursday, 19 January 2017 17:31 (seven years ago) link

Janssen refused a transfer to Galatasaray, his manager said today, as he "wants to go for his chance" at Spurs. That could've upped the balance with a million or two...

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 19 January 2017 18:20 (seven years ago) link

levy <3

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:32 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2nAZUiXEAAxvq_.jpg

Tunnel side seats in the new stadium

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 20 January 2017 11:21 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Guys straight up called fuckit eh

Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 February 2017 18:21 (seven years ago) link

Walker clearly up for fuvking us tonight

Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 February 2017 18:28 (seven years ago) link

Walker I can't even.

Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 February 2017 18:37 (seven years ago) link

This is hateful stuff. Every decision a lazy clownish one, every execution a lazy slow one.

Alli stinking the place out of it this past while, the odd finish aside. Dembele turns are being measured in seasons

Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 February 2017 18:45 (seven years ago) link

i turned this shit off around 35 minutes. guardian minute by minute indicating spurs are playing better in the second half.

mizzell, Thursday, 16 February 2017 19:13 (seven years ago) link

Timing!

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Thursday, 16 February 2017 19:15 (seven years ago) link

Dier at fault yet again.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Thursday, 16 February 2017 19:15 (seven years ago) link

lol

mizzell, Thursday, 16 February 2017 19:15 (seven years ago) link

Pack of cunts. Was there ever a team switched off at throws like us

Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 February 2017 19:17 (seven years ago) link

Behind to a Jeremy Perbet goal.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 February 2017 19:17 (seven years ago) link

BBC Live Reporting:

Eric Dier's free-kick is very poor, strangling it wide of goal.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 February 2017 19:22 (seven years ago) link

I have a ticket for next week but if Spurs refuse to turn up for the first leg I don't see why I should turn up for the second.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Thursday, 16 February 2017 19:25 (seven years ago) link

So far this season I've gone to the three CL games and masochistically decided to follow the run through the Europa as well. Currently feeling the same as you.

Presence of Sissoko in the starting lineup basically indicates "don't bother watching this".

Matt DC, Thursday, 16 February 2017 19:47 (seven years ago) link

Davies also

And dier at CB

And winks

Basically without our top CB pairing and Eriksen we're 10th

Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 February 2017 19:57 (seven years ago) link

Fam.

Matt DC, Thursday, 16 February 2017 20:02 (seven years ago) link

(xp) That's only two places below Gent's position in the Belgian League tbf.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 February 2017 20:11 (seven years ago) link

lol at that defending

imago, Thursday, 23 February 2017 20:16 (seven years ago) link

Also that defending.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Thursday, 23 February 2017 20:25 (seven years ago) link

Characteristically nice finish from Kane tho.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Thursday, 23 February 2017 20:26 (seven years ago) link

this is hilariously one-sided and will be even more hilarious if spurs are knocked out

imago, Thursday, 23 February 2017 20:32 (seven years ago) link

ffs

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Thursday, 23 February 2017 20:44 (seven years ago) link

Fuck me, that looked horrendous on the replay

groovypanda, Thursday, 23 February 2017 20:45 (seven years ago) link

Amazed he'd never been sent off prior to today.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Thursday, 23 February 2017 20:47 (seven years ago) link

Still on.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Thursday, 23 February 2017 21:24 (seven years ago) link

spurs playing with nine men against twelve* are still so dominant

*lol harry kane

imago, Thursday, 23 February 2017 21:25 (seven years ago) link

wanyama is a preposterous footballer, he is two men

imago, Thursday, 23 February 2017 21:35 (seven years ago) link

http://www.venganza.org/wp-content/themes/november3/images/navTop4.jpg

r|t|c, Thursday, 23 February 2017 21:37 (seven years ago) link

wd not describe his appendage as noodly tbfttl

imago, Thursday, 23 February 2017 21:42 (seven years ago) link

he's tremendous, only downside is a habit of getting booked too often

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 23 February 2017 21:44 (seven years ago) link

Dier yet again.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Thursday, 23 February 2017 21:46 (seven years ago) link

I've driven the length of the country for a funeral and back since 4pm and I'm just logging in to say fuck off

The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 February 2017 21:48 (seven years ago) link

Hope to hear poch congratulate 20 year old genius talent but total fuckwit on his bit of devilry after the match

Out out out

The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 February 2017 21:53 (seven years ago) link

Damnit. Be well D.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 23 February 2017 21:54 (seven years ago) link

spurs played p damn well tonight tbf

imago, Thursday, 23 February 2017 21:56 (seven years ago) link

Jeremy Perbet strikes again.

Return of the Flustered Bootle Native (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 February 2017 21:57 (seven years ago) link

Ah no twas only the aul fella of a work colleague but it did mean I found out about all this fuckery in a summary as opposed to peeling y eyelids over my scalp in real time

Ranieri in

The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 February 2017 21:57 (seven years ago) link

XP

Ok lj comedy poch out stuff aside you don't play well when your neglected moron defence cost you against gent at home the week after the same thing away

Inevitable uselessness of possession and inevitable ease of concession make any possible measure of 'playing well' you'd offer mere platitude

The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 February 2017 22:00 (seven years ago) link

Saw quite a few Gent fans on leaving work today, well done those lads.

Return of the Flustered Bootle Native (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 February 2017 22:02 (seven years ago) link

apparently gent have adopted charlton as their uk 'sister club', admiring our struggle against duchatelet, and i've heard there was even a pro-charlton chant tonight

if so, lol

anyway, it wasn't 'neglected moron defence' that cost you, it was an own goal from a striker and a ludicrous challenge by an attacking midfielder, spurs defended well until the late breakaway when they'd been playing with ten for 45 minutes and limited gent to not very much at all

imago, Thursday, 23 February 2017 22:05 (seven years ago) link

Ghent got their second goal with their only shot on target in the entire match (and even that was deflected)

groovypanda, Thursday, 23 February 2017 22:09 (seven years ago) link

seriously that match was waves of spurs attacks and they could have easily scored 5

imago, Thursday, 23 February 2017 22:10 (seven years ago) link

They easily didn't, which is V much the norm.

The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 February 2017 22:21 (seven years ago) link

They easily conceded two goals from one shot on target which is P much

The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 February 2017 22:22 (seven years ago) link

And as stated poch bears serious culpability for Ali's discipline

The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 February 2017 22:22 (seven years ago) link

maybe he's just a cunt

Number None, Thursday, 23 February 2017 22:24 (seven years ago) link

Which of em tbh

The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 February 2017 22:29 (seven years ago) link

I'll leave that one with you

Number None, Thursday, 23 February 2017 22:31 (seven years ago) link

Even I can't rly tell when I'm just ironically in character these days tbh

I'm generally in favour of poch and dele I think, yeah I think so

The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 February 2017 22:34 (seven years ago) link

LOL Spurs fan on TalkSport, pleased that they're out of the Europa League so that they can concentrate on getting into the Champions League.

Return of the Flustered Bootle Native (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 February 2017 22:41 (seven years ago) link

That's sensible enough tbh but you'd be assuming we fix up a squad to give genuine options and not just.....lose upon rotating.

The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:01 (seven years ago) link

Now you sound like an Arsenal fan.

Return of the Flustered Bootle Native (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:03 (seven years ago) link

you were warned about Sissoko tbf

Number None, Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:06 (seven years ago) link

xps to some degree we're all deluding ourselves that this is much other than the footballing equivalent of painting the Forth Rail Bridge, some just choose to express that on a radio phone-in

gave up trying to stream this by the time Dele walked and had to make to with Radio London but v much got the impression that had he stayed on the pitch matters would have panned out the same

Vlogs from other credible bands such as Shed Seven (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:07 (seven years ago) link

Not much craic in repeatedly posting that we're ahead of where we should be based on all available evidence and it's only immaturity and a slightly patchy squad that has us even worried about top four and that European competition is probably a bit of an unwelcome distraction from qualifying for Europe.

Poch knows I love him. I only throw things at him because I've been hurt before.

The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:13 (seven years ago) link

such despair about a club that's lost one league match in two months

warms my heart tbh

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:34 (seven years ago) link

I had an excellent view of that Alli tackle and fucking hell he deserved it.

Having seen four games there now, Wembley is spectacularly ill suited to the sort of football we play and we need to tweak the system to make it more expansive next season, which probably means bringing in a different kind of playmaker and more width outside the fullback positions.

Matt DC, Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:44 (seven years ago) link

Maybe we'll make the pitch smaller next year. Or maybe I just fucking hate going to Wembley.

Matt DC, Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:52 (seven years ago) link

"Wembley is spectacularly ill-suited"

O Rly? It's the stadium? Cmon now...

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:55 (seven years ago) link

It's not just the stadium obviously, especially when the gameplan appeared to be 'pass it to Kyle Walker at every available opportunity' but we have completely fucked up there on three out of four occasions.

Matt DC, Friday, 24 February 2017 09:53 (seven years ago) link

Wembley pitch seems to be 5m longer and 2m wider than WHL. Is that much of a difference?

Must be weird playing home games there. Didn't work for Arsenal either, of course (2-1-3 over two seasons).

Michael Jones, Friday, 24 February 2017 10:44 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

THFC have a fair chance of their best finish since 1963.

Not surprised to be trailing CFC. Surprised to be, till now, still so far ahead of LFC, City, United et al. It's very odd that they cannot reel us in.

I thought this was a good article btw.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2017/may/01/mauricio-pochettino-tipsy-tottenham-hangover

the pinefox, Tuesday, 2 May 2017 20:15 (seven years ago) link

four months pass...

Eleven shots none on target at half time against Barnsley

How the fuck hard can it be to tell some cunts to stop shooting if they're not going to hit the target

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 19:52 (six years ago) link

It's Tuesday night tbf

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 20:09 (six years ago) link

At Wembley!

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link

Theatre of Screams

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 20:12 (six years ago) link

A goal! An actual goal!

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 20:23 (six years ago) link

Huddersfield losing to fucking Crystal Palace fucks me up. I'm not even half invested in the "Caraboa Cup" or w/e but goddamn that is a sad result.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 20:49 (six years ago) link

Otoh Enobakhare <3

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 20:50 (six years ago) link

On a separate note, Paulinho has two in two for Barca and will probably end the season with 20 goals.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 20:53 (six years ago) link

Fuck paulinho

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 20:54 (six years ago) link

Worse than a nothing player is a player that has it and can't bring it

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 20:55 (six years ago) link

He's a-ok. Has been from the start, last weekend too. It's nice that a moustached player brought in from China can make a difference.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link

that was an xp lol

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link

big fan of tached players, need more imo

luiz gustavo still rocking his?

nxd, Wednesday, 20 September 2017 08:34 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Not to seem ungrateful but Alli sissoko son are not a great trio for keeping the ball are they

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 20:11 (six years ago) link

Foyth won't be breaking into the team them

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 20:19 (six years ago) link

Vintage stuff this

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 20:31 (six years ago) link

It's easy to say it

But sissoko has been comically bad tonight apart from popping in his finish.

His retention rate cannot be fifty percent and he's not even created anything for all of his risky flicks and touches

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 20:35 (six years ago) link

lol wtf is going on there?

plp will eat itself (NickB), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Didn't want to clog up the premium thread

Think that spurs are in a very interesting place rn

The current position (not the most recent very poor form, but the stuttering bumps with only a handful of decent team performances and a reliance on solidity with one or two moments of quality to get the results) is more honest imo as a reflection of the longer-term project and where we are with it.

the realisation that this team is in a fight for cl qualification would be a very healthy one for our younger players and I think lloris meant this when he said it very bluntly recently.

The bigger clubs with better squads were always going to come back, two seasons in a row of the majority of them stinking the place out was a happy fluke for poch in establishing himself firmly- hopefully that happy success gives him the base required to slug this next period of adjustment out because afaict he is now in a position where quite a few of the players on whom he has relied and who have thought themselves title challenging players are now pretty squarely in the way of the development of the club and it will be a massive challenge to coordinate their efforts now that they are in demand, have international recognition etc etc

There's a few Lee sharpes waiting to be fucked out imo, hopefully poch gets rein to do what he reckons is necessary

Would rather we started again with youth players and poch than keep watching Alli and Dier in particular play like they did tonight for much longer.

Can't help but think that Rose has contributed heavily to the whole thing, even if his on-pitch commitment can't be questioned. Even leaving his summer fuckaboutery aside, the constant dripping of shittalk to the press since he presented back fit for duty four or five games ago is a stark contrast to how this team was running when it was performing.

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 00:05 (six years ago) link

Also.....I enjoyed his book but he somewhat puts a few first team players in their place in it....and we've been shit (in the league) since it's release

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 09:22 (six years ago) link

Obviously we've been killing it in the Champions League and we're within touching distance of everyone that isn't City so this is hardly a crisis just yet, but these things neede addressing.

- Lack of a defensive midfielder when Wanyama and Alderweireld are both injured. We don't need to be playing five at the back against Leicester or West Brom if it means no real defensive presence in midfield. We need to be moving Dier back into midfield, where he's actually good. Our attacking players were much better last year when they were playing in front of a defensive base in which everyone clearly had full confidence. Vertonghen and Sanchez have both looked merkedly less assured since Toby's injury as well.

- Overreliance on fullbacks for width. Chelsea, United and City all play with two wide forwards either side of the CF, Kane is usually flanked by Alli and Eriksen who are really twin number 10s, so we look very narrow in attack. This doesn't always work against teams who defend deep and loses a little something on the break against teams that don't. We looked a lot more threatening with Son and Lamela on the pitch, which won't work against everyone and necessitates moving Alli into a deeper role, but he can do that.

- Dodgy team selections. The system and the balance of the team worked perfectly last year but moving Sissoko and Aurier in and out of the team for no real reason has unbalanced things. Aurier will get there but Sissoko should be nowhere near the team.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 10:26 (six years ago) link

merkedly otm

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 10:31 (six years ago) link

Other thing

Nobody ever in the box. Ever!

Like a team afraid to do anything but show for the ball on the halfway line and play it quickly back to where they found it

Poch unassailable obv but I think the absolute adherence to some aspects of the doctrine at all times gives players a place to hide

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 10:33 (six years ago) link

the movement in the final third is very uncoordinated; without many attempts to make runs or move defenders, players slow down as they approach the box and see nothing on. aurier in particular kept passing backwards when he received the ball in good positions. rather than work opportunities players optimistically punted the ball in to a densely packed box and it was easy to defend. at times it feels like the team is blunt and can only grind opponents down and exploit mistakes, especially when the team selection skews so much towards the powerful dribblers; aurier, rose, dembele and sissoko felt excessive especially when not playing on the counter. lamela's quick, short one-touch passing was a very welcome relief, and with winks and even trippier back in the side I think they'll move the ball around quicker. I confess I really enjoyed the end of the match even though it was frustrating, it was just fun to see such an attacking team out there. also sanchez remains fantastic.

ogmor, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 11:03 (six years ago) link

lads

Blandford Forum, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:38 (six years ago) link

God now what

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Monday, 4 December 2017 20:41 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

Goran Bunjevcevic fuck. I was only thinking about him while watching Serbia yesterday.

It's extremely fucked up that two members of our early 00s squad are dead already.

Matt DC, Thursday, 28 June 2018 21:52 (five years ago) link

what

under a mand'rin tsar (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 June 2018 22:45 (five years ago) link

He had a stroke a few days ago apparently.

Matt DC, Thursday, 28 June 2018 23:00 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

lamela signing a long term deal is it a good thing i feel we can discuss here

also lack of transfers either in or out is it enough to keep what we have and trust that the mgmt team improves them incrementally, that injuries dont hurt us as much this season, that the rest of the top teams have enough underperformances in them, etc

or would sixth, out of cl in groups and a uefa run be a result

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 23 July 2018 08:58 (five years ago) link

liverpool are looking stronger, city & united similar, arsenal and chelsea are unknowns. fourth would be lovely.

ogmor, Monday, 23 July 2018 09:28 (five years ago) link

utd due jose collapse

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 23 July 2018 09:43 (five years ago) link

Or the opposite.

Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Monday, 23 July 2018 09:44 (five years ago) link

But, yes, can't see them carrying on like last season.

Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Monday, 23 July 2018 09:44 (five years ago) link

Seem to be conflicting reports on Grealish since Villa's new investment.

Some saying deal is done barring medical this week and others that he wants to stay and Villa no longer need to sell him.

groovypanda, Monday, 23 July 2018 11:16 (five years ago) link

Pretty confident we'll make at least a couple of signings before the start of the season, even if the stadium is clearly looming over everything.

It would be enough just not to sell players TBH, but a dynamic central midfielder and another CF have to be the priorities.

Matt DC, Monday, 23 July 2018 11:40 (five years ago) link

seven up for sale

janssen llorente alderweireld rose nkoudou dembele edwards

three if fit and contracted walk into first team, two didnt solve a problem we still have, two never solved a problem that im not sure we still have

highly doubtful that more than say four of the above leave, and three of em in that scenario would be janssen, nkoudou, edwards.

injuries being kinder this year that leaves the squad no worse off tbh

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 23 July 2018 13:26 (five years ago) link

quite enjoying how pochesque this team of subs and youngsters are looking tbh

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 01:23 (five years ago) link

oooh woof nkoudou

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 01:39 (five years ago) link

Currently top of the ICC league for what it's worth

groovypanda, Wednesday, 1 August 2018 07:57 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Spurs - Barca in the CL!

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:49 (five years ago) link

PSV and Inter too. Should be fun.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:06 (five years ago) link

That's a pretty tough fourth seed team looking at the other groups

groovypanda, Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:09 (five years ago) link

Lmao we are SO fucked

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:09 (five years ago) link

So great that for the first time we take on youse Spurs. #ilxmassive

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:09 (five years ago) link

Barcelona was always my dream fixture, maximally psyched

ogmor, Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:23 (five years ago) link

woof

lee guacamole (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:38 (five years ago) link

are there dates for these matches yet

lee guacamole (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:39 (five years ago) link

not yet but might you be around these parts, ohhh psv-spurs would be a hoot to go to, will keep an eye out

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:49 (five years ago) link

thats the thought alright

lee guacamole (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:00 (five years ago) link

Wait, what?

There is a change this season - with games not being played at 19:45 BST anymore.

Most games will kick off at 20:00 BST, but two group matches every day will start at 17:55 BST - so get ready to leave work quickly on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

groovypanda, Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:25 (five years ago) link

yeah thats late for leaving work

lee guacamole (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:44 (five years ago) link

Dyche out.

Scottish Country Twerking (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 August 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link

... wrong thread.

Scottish Country Twerking (Tom D.), Friday, 31 August 2018 00:25 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/aaron-lennons-greatest-superfan-meet-20-year-old-turk-who-cant-get-enough-burnleys-no25

something to warm your cold, cold hearts

ogmor, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 10:37 (five years ago) link

As someone who got into football (and Tottenham) right around the time of Jol/Lennon/Robinson, I guess 2006-2007ish?, this hit me right in the heart, thank u for this. also gave me an idea for a new dn

teen heartthrob Pacey Winger (Will M.), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link

This is probably the best best place to talk about Sissoko. Is it really just a matter of switching him into central midfield? Perhaps he should have been there all along, Lord knows he's barely competent on the right but that's where he seems to have played on every occasion prior to this season.

Matt DC, Thursday, 29 November 2018 09:21 (five years ago) link

well...his form was awful in an individual control/pass/position way regardless until even three or four games ago

but a run of games and maybe knowing he had a run coming due to fixtures and injuries definitely seems to have solidified that aspect

tactically then, playing with aurier on his right and behind him definitely suits, theyre both better for the way they naturally move and cover each other.

but the move to central formally (hes always been a central midfielder, this craic of callin him a rw because he gets up a bit of speed never looked right) and carving out a destroyer/carrier role in a tweaked tactic has definitely given him the platform for the last two performances. worth remembering that he destroyed us in that role on more than one occasion as a newcastle player, so im not sure im ready to call it a flash of genius to find that in him all of a sudden

i think not being the last line of defence in front of the centre halves nor being tasked with quickly recycling the ball with a bit of craft four times a minute definitely avoids two of his big weaknesses

hey presto we now have a way of taking the ball seventy yards and pulling an entrenched opponent asunder without dembele

got to credit his mentality too, even if im slightly dubious about his technical limitations not putting a ceiling on his reliability

old yeller-at-clouds (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 November 2018 09:58 (five years ago) link

aurier and sissoko's synergy was woven in toulouse ofc

ogmor, Thursday, 29 November 2018 10:34 (five years ago) link

Yeah he may have always been a central midfielder but he never seemed to start there, he usually would start in one of the wide positions. These tend to be fluid revolving attacking positions when Eriksen/Dele/Lamela* start there but Sissoko had neither the tactical quick thinking or the passing ability, he'd tend to run at the fullback and then not be able to cross particularly well at the end of it. It wasn't just that he was being played too wide, he was also too far up the pitch.

Whereas he's fantastic pressing and harrying players and rampaging through the middle. The Dembele role is absolutely the best one for him in our team (and it's an essential one for us I think).

*I'm excluding Son and Lucas from this as their roles tend to be more direct.

Matt DC, Thursday, 29 November 2018 10:58 (five years ago) link

Admittedly two of his recent notable contributions have come from a decisive pass from an advanced position on the right, but he's clearly bringing more than that to the team now.

Matt DC, Thursday, 29 November 2018 11:01 (five years ago) link

He was France’s best player by a mile in the Euro 2016 final at CM, more or less, and talked up by the Telegraph at the time as ‘a successor to Yaya Toure as the Premier League’s most complete central midfielder’ but I guess Dembele and Wanyama’s excellent season after he joined meant he was shunted out right.

ShariVari, Thursday, 29 November 2018 11:08 (five years ago) link

He's always been able to summon the occasional monster performance. First couple of months at Newcastle people were talking about him as the signing of the season. I'm sceptical that he's going to start delivering it on a consistent basis at this point in his career though

Number None, Thursday, 29 November 2018 13:37 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

they should have two off already obv

gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 19:50 (five years ago) link

alli letting us down badly until that amazing pass

gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 20:07 (five years ago) link

Lucas uh got the uh ball there first ref

gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 20:19 (five years ago) link

LOL the Arsenal, doubly hilarious given how desperate the media is for their revival.

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 21:53 (five years ago) link

That was fun. Dele the best kind of cunt tonight.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 19 December 2018 22:14 (five years ago) link

yesssss

gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 22:25 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://statsbomb.com/2019/01/tottenhams-january-shopping-list/

This is excellent.

Matt DC, Friday, 11 January 2019 08:11 (five years ago) link

ooo lovely

topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 11 January 2019 09:01 (five years ago) link

love to read some new names. skipp has looked decent so far in a CM/DM sort of role and seems a likely option.

ogmor, Friday, 11 January 2019 09:46 (five years ago) link

Probably the best argument for signing a proper defensive midfielder as soon as possible is that we're significantly constraining Winks' development as a playmaker. I thin whoever plays on Sunday is likely to have a very difficult game against a resurgent Pogba though - although I've never seen him have a good game against us.

Matt DC, Friday, 11 January 2019 09:48 (five years ago) link

just change your name to harry jinx ffs

topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 11 January 2019 10:27 (five years ago) link

skipp seems like a not-quite-as-good winks but appreciate both are as matt says probably developing without the platform of a support player beside them

topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 11 January 2019 10:27 (five years ago) link

obv skipp some years younger than winks when he debuted too

topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 11 January 2019 10:28 (five years ago) link

so much goes play has been going through pogba lately. the united midfield is still yet to be fully realised so mb it cld all be snuffed out quick but there are a lot of threats there and chief among them poggers the hard-to-mark long-legged marauding menace

ogmor, Friday, 11 January 2019 10:36 (five years ago) link

Tottenham have planned a "top-level meeting" to discuss how to deal with Kane's absence over the next couple of months. Loan signings are being considered, as well as the potential promotion of 16-year-old academy striker Troy Parrott.

No pressure Troy

groovypanda, Thursday, 17 January 2019 09:51 (five years ago) link

Troy Parrott, Harry Winks, Oliver Skipp. I have to commend the Tottenham policy of only developing young players with entertaining names.

Never Turn Your Back On Virginia Woolf (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 January 2019 10:11 (five years ago) link

my client skipp can kick a ball very far away

topical mlady (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 January 2019 10:15 (five years ago) link

Yeah, yeah, whatever, does he prefer Oliver and Olly? Either way, we've very excited about his name.

Never Turn Your Back On Virginia Woolf (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 January 2019 10:16 (five years ago) link

anyway

i am calm. the flower opens in its own time.

troy parrott may not be an adequate replacement this week for harry kane, but a fortnight of poch magic and it'll be lol arry oo

topical mlady (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 January 2019 10:17 (five years ago) link

llorente will score a goal a game in february

vinny janssen GOAT for ten games

whatever. energia universale finds its way.

topical mlady (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 January 2019 10:18 (five years ago) link

Fucksake

🇰🇷 South Korea 2-1 Bahrain 🇧🇭

Sonny progresses to the quarter-finals 👏#AsianCup2019 pic.twitter.com/uTVKllsLf4

— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) January 22, 2019

groovypanda, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 15:59 (five years ago) link

rushed home in time to see dier do that

topical mlady (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 January 2019 21:49 (five years ago) link

Korea trailing Qatar 1-0 with nine minutes to go. Fingers crossed.

ShariVari, Friday, 25 January 2019 14:39 (five years ago) link

We are all Qataris now.

Matt DC, Friday, 25 January 2019 14:59 (five years ago) link

He's coming home

groovypanda, Friday, 25 January 2019 15:58 (five years ago) link

The prodigal Son returns!

Matt DC, Friday, 25 January 2019 16:25 (five years ago) link

yesss

topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 25 January 2019 16:28 (five years ago) link

are Qatar good now? Assume they've gotten a few ringers in

Number None, Friday, 25 January 2019 16:33 (five years ago) link

Their top player and leading goalscorer:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebasti%C3%A1n_Soria

He has been playing for them since 2007 tbf.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Friday, 25 January 2019 16:48 (five years ago) link

They have less ringers than many European national squads tbh.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Friday, 25 January 2019 16:54 (five years ago) link

True. Let he who is without sin...

Number None, Friday, 25 January 2019 16:55 (five years ago) link

was gonna say!

topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 25 January 2019 16:56 (five years ago) link

fuck these personality vacuum idiots

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:35 (five years ago) link

Two FBs, three and a half CBs and defending like this.

ShariVari, Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:37 (five years ago) link

every one of these men is a professional footballer what a pack of bad old days cunts

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:39 (five years ago) link

Hahahaha

ShariVari, Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:45 (five years ago) link

never in doubt

Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:45 (five years ago) link

Match-fixing levels of incompetence here.

ShariVari, Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:46 (five years ago) link

trippier is the embodiment of joe harts brittle guts

a word for the bein commentary the worst i ever heard

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:47 (five years ago) link

think scraping a Europa place probably a higher priority than losing to Chelsea or United in the semi tbf

Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:49 (five years ago) link

i wonder if man utd manager elect poch has spotted that kane or son arent out there to bail out his preferred method of stodgeball from centre back to dier

poch out

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 17:03 (five years ago) link

a word for the bein commentary the worst i ever heard

Jonathan Pearce ranting about Sanchez not understanding the significance of the cup/playing a team from London

Number None, Sunday, 27 January 2019 17:11 (five years ago) link

IS THIS THE END OF POCHETTINO AT TOTTENHAM he screamed at one stage

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 17:12 (five years ago) link

this from trippier is the single worst performance ive seen from a player since

hmmm

gary doherty, maybe anthony gardner

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 17:13 (five years ago) link

that ahould be a pen

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 17:15 (five years ago) link

nah it was outside

Number None, Sunday, 27 January 2019 17:15 (five years ago) link

like it even matters tbf

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 17:15 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

so like

is poch leaving then

because i dismissed it as silky buggers from press

but hmm listening in, it didnt have that ring to it

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link

Almost every major club in Europe is potentially in the market for a new manager. I can see him leaving but a bidding war between Juve, Barca, PSG, Bayern, etc, wouldn’t be the worst way to lose him and there might be a few decent replacements circulating.

ShariVari, Thursday, 9 May 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link

rumours in the Italian press are that Allegri is going to PSG and Conte is going back to Juve

Number None, Thursday, 9 May 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

big club with a small mentality

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Sunday, 2 June 2019 11:05 (four years ago) link

They seem to be kind of ashamed of being thought of as a big club.

The Guts of Duran Duran (Tom D.), Sunday, 2 June 2019 11:15 (four years ago) link

thats a lot to hang on a cl final appearance lads

godfellaz (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 June 2019 11:18 (four years ago) link

you could read the cl final as the culmination and ultimate example of spursing it

not that I do - just making a cheap easy dig tbph

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Sunday, 2 June 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link

can we get a name change

godfellaz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 10:38 (four years ago) link

Eriksen wants out btw (google translate link)

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 10:41 (four years ago) link

yes i realise this

godfellaz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 10:44 (four years ago) link

sell it all and offer poch a real challenge, eleven youth players and janssen

prove yourself

godfellaz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 10:45 (four years ago) link

the days are long once again. the modules are being prepared for delivery. is it time for a transfer thread?

FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 10:50 (four years ago) link

I would certainly think so

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 10:51 (four years ago) link

keeping it spurs related, villas-boas to marseille should be fun, especially if balotelli stays.

kinda gutted lfc didn't go for julian brandt and think max kruse would be a good option for spurs can play cf/#10 and is on a free transfer (he is 30 or so tho)

oscar bravo, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 13:36 (four years ago) link

Eriksen has been playing at a level below what he's capable of for most of the season. Might have something to do with him playing 90mins of every game, including the cups, admittedly. Would be tempted to cash in but we can't really play without him and there is a lot to be said for a player who can keep up that kind of workrate without ever getting injured.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 13:40 (four years ago) link

i think the midfield chemistry changing to allow sissoko to gallop into legend is of a piece with the fading of any consistency of sting eriksen or alli could bring and especially in kanes absence

hard to see which jenga piece you remove, if you have to move any

godfellaz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 14:39 (four years ago) link

Justin Edinburgh rip

godfellaz (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 June 2019 18:33 (four years ago) link

just saw that, very sad

wake me up for "I Should Coco" (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 June 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link

Fuck, 49 years old.

Matt DC, Saturday, 8 June 2019 20:25 (four years ago) link

when you see a healthy looking guy going at that age I think perhaps it's time to build my ikea wardrobe coffin. not meant in an arsehole way ftr but jeez.

calzino, Saturday, 8 June 2019 21:19 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i did not actually expect levy to change his style

i thought he would have to, in order to keep poch and to pay back the stadium fiasco and the lack of signings, i think he also knows now that preseason is a must

i just didnt think yknow he would actually change

looks like weve bought ndombele, early, for big bucks

godfellaz (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 22:01 (four years ago) link

65m doesn't buy you what it used to, and it's not that much considering, and a great signing, but yeah i didn't think levi's splash it out either

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 22:03 (four years ago) link

It would be a very good price in the current market given the competition for him.

Clarke from Leeds for £8.5m would also be interesting if that goes through.

ShariVari, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 22:05 (four years ago) link

poch rollin back into training day one sittin out top the sunroof with ndombele sessegnon de ligt mbappe and eh clarke and blaring out the woofers

https://open.spotify.com/track/05f8Hg3RSfiPSCBQOtxl3i?si=zh7RNYyXS9K3PH-6S0Xf6w

godfellaz (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 22:21 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

its getting to the stage where we might need to talk about troy

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 August 2019 12:34 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

barney not only wrote the obit early but got it printed https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/sep/27/punkish-pochettino-nears-end-tottenham-hotspur-era

alomar lines, Friday, 27 September 2019 21:53 (four years ago) link

bit of a downer on the day we secure the best player in the world until 2023 imo

all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Friday, 27 September 2019 22:00 (four years ago) link

lads

mookieproof, Saturday, 5 October 2019 20:21 (four years ago) link

the fuck u say to me

too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 October 2019 20:27 (four years ago) link

m8

mookieproof, Saturday, 5 October 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link

no m8 lets hear it m8

too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 October 2019 20:55 (four years ago) link

it's sad. they were a club

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 5 October 2019 22:39 (four years ago) link

swear to fuck if pochettino goes ill just follow wherever he lands next, the fuck would i want the pack thats in it in any divorce

too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 October 2019 22:47 (four years ago) link

While his England teammate, Tottenham midfielder Eric Dier said: "My pace is 54 and my dribbling is 65 - it makes no sense."

groovypanda, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 19:52 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

lock thread, tbh

deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link

*pops popcorn, charges phone*

alomar lines, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 07:17 (four years ago) link

Looking forward to find out who you end up supporting darragh

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 07:22 (four years ago) link

tottenham youth

deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 07:24 (four years ago) link

Don't think that's where Poch is going

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 07:27 (four years ago) link

well its a safe place to avoid mourinho

deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 07:28 (four years ago) link

lol

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 07:32 (four years ago) link

I have come the the conclusion recently that I hate football so this appointment works for me on a number of levels.

Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 07:54 (four years ago) link

How convenient :)

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 07:56 (four years ago) link

will say this

cant accuse levy of taking the easy route

deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 08:06 (four years ago) link

Trip to Old Trafford two weeks today should be fun

groovypanda, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 08:14 (four years ago) link

Glad I got my ticket for the Chelsea match. Crowd response will be interesting for the Bournemouth..

lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 09:07 (four years ago) link

Crazy thing is whilst Spurs are languishing in 14th place, because most of the other teams are also a crock of shit this season, if we'd just won the Brighton game we'd currently be 5th.

groovypanda, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 09:33 (four years ago) link

crazy thing is being 14th when all other teams are shit tbh

deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 09:39 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

jesus that is huge, absolutely huge

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Friday, 20 December 2019 10:34 (four years ago) link

Toby?

groovypanda, Friday, 20 December 2019 10:38 (four years ago) link

yep

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Friday, 20 December 2019 10:53 (four years ago) link

I wonder how this influences Vertonghen.

Does he stay on now?

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 20 December 2019 11:51 (four years ago) link

guess yes

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Friday, 20 December 2019 12:13 (four years ago) link

tho hes not as automatic or urgent a case imo, hes lost a few yards this summer

if jose can operate without such a high line then that pair has a year or two left, if not then jan is destined for a covering cb/lb role until his contract winds down maybe

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Friday, 20 December 2019 12:17 (four years ago) link

I'm quite happy with Sanchez and Toby at CB and Vertonghen at LB. Even at LB Vertonghen is a better option that Rose or Davies, and the two Belgians together aren't pacy enough any more.

More than anything else we desperately need to sign a defensive midfielder who can complement Ndombele. Even if it's just on loan.

Matt DC, Friday, 20 December 2019 12:50 (four years ago) link

Sanchez's mistakes tend to be down to lack of experience rather than physical attributes, he desperately needs a run in the team because he could become great.

Matt DC, Friday, 20 December 2019 12:51 (four years ago) link

Jan looked chasing after Adama like when as kids my dad would jump in for a few minutes

certainly that's not sustainable, at lb

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 20 December 2019 12:54 (four years ago) link

Matic is available

Number None, Friday, 20 December 2019 14:20 (four years ago) link

agreed that jan at lb is not going to do the job that our lb has been asked to do the past five years

whether we keep asking either of our full backs to carry so much water remains to be seen tho

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Friday, 20 December 2019 14:23 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Christian Eriksen aterrou em Milão para assinar pelo Inter. pic.twitter.com/5y9qx2CoLW

— KB24 (@B24PT) January 27, 2020

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 27 January 2020 10:07 (four years ago) link

Also, Bergwijn probably in for youse (deems and I agreed a fee on whatsapp earlier). He's leaving a club in disarray though, with mgmt not having ok'd him doing a medical at Spurs.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 27 January 2020 10:08 (four years ago) link

thought psv manager admitted sulkily that hed told him go ahead

sounded like it mightve been a bit pass-agg mind

Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Monday, 27 January 2020 10:13 (four years ago) link

I was surprised he is only 22, he seems to have been around for ages. Would probably prefer Malen but he’d likely cost 3x as much.

ShariVari, Monday, 27 January 2020 10:17 (four years ago) link

The (interim) manager sulkily did, big boss man didn't tho. We're in a shambles rn and though not the best of looks I honestly can't blame the lad for fleeing the scene.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 27 January 2020 10:17 (four years ago) link

Malen a different player (more of a striker), he'd cost you more though yeah.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 27 January 2020 10:18 (four years ago) link

A striker is what we need tbh, though Piatek still a possibility.

ShariVari, Monday, 27 January 2020 10:19 (four years ago) link

need two from the top, two from the middle and two small ones pls carol

Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Monday, 27 January 2020 10:23 (four years ago) link

Malen isn't available anyway, he'll likely miss the Euros because of a knee injury, he's out for the season.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 27 January 2020 10:24 (four years ago) link

well, yeah?

backup for kane

Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Monday, 27 January 2020 10:26 (four years ago) link

Striker and holding midfielder desperately needed at the moment but it's very hard to imagine any really good CF wanting to come to Spurs given Kane's obvious pre-eminence.

Matt DC, Monday, 27 January 2020 11:21 (four years ago) link

foyth, kwp, rose, wanyama all available, lamela an option too if rumours are to be believed

romantic in me says the first two have players in them if a full season loan could beat sloppiness out of them but idk do players improve anymore or do they just work in a system or for a manager or not

Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Monday, 27 January 2020 22:57 (four years ago) link

We can confirm the departure of Christian Eriksen who has today completed a transfer to Inter Milan.

We wish you all the best for the future, @ChrisEriksen8.#THFC ⚪️ #COYS pic.twitter.com/O0CNKghOSv

— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) January 28, 2020

groovypanda, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 13:22 (four years ago) link

We are delighted to announce that we have exercised the option to convert the loan of @LoCelsoGiovani from Real Betis to a permanent transfer.

✍️ Gio has signed a contract with the Club until 2025. #THFC ⚪️ #COYS

— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) January 28, 2020

groovypanda, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 13:22 (four years ago) link

That’s great news.

ShariVari, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 13:35 (four years ago) link

That's excellent, Lo Celso has looked really good in his last few games.

Now if we could sign someone who isn't an attacking midfielder it would be very nice.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 14:07 (four years ago) link

striker, dm, fullbacks in that order of priority, but hes an excellent signing and is at least an alternative in a few positions

Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:29 (four years ago) link

Agreed with that, although Son can pay CF and I'm curious as to how Dele would manage there. We don't have anyone who can play DM competently and it shows in our results.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link

saw the gk stats today and our two lads rank very highly in terms of save % from both inside and outside the box, which backs up the viewing evidence that we are very very soft indeed to get at, and while dm and fullback positioning are a huge part of it, the complete lack of a player up the field in any way capable of holding onto the ball is definitely a factor.

son wont solve that, lucas doesnt solve that, we dont play in a way that utilises the pace of either at CF

dele is a disaster case recently. three or four moments a game spread out among really careless and lazy decisions. hes also lost a disturbing amount of pace for a 23 year old who did not start out particularly quick.

tactically we could make do with the personnel available in the other positions imo (either we arent, or they arent listening) but there is nobody to do even the non-scoring part of the job up the pitch and its killing us

Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 16:26 (four years ago) link

We are very awkward in transitions these days as well, Lo Celso and Ndombele are both good at playing those passes (as tbf is Winks) but there doesn't seem to be any combination of midfielders that works and they need someone better than Dier behind them who can mop up and let them play.

Dembele was the full package who could do everything but how often does a midfielder like that turn up?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 16:32 (four years ago) link

if there are no players that fulfil your vital role, you need to design another role

tbh im not sure that any of our options *couldnt* be the patrol-and-pass conservative midfielder we need, but we seem to keep asking them to also be the one to break through lines, track the runs from central that son, lucas and dele dont (ie all of them) and cover both full backs at once

somebody, somewhere is doing not very much not very efficiently, and yep dembele was a genius one-off but eric dier can still do three or four things well, as can winks, if we allow that nobody is going to do it all for us like moussa did once upon a time

Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 16:38 (four years ago) link

🇳🇱 #WelkomBergwijn 🇳🇱 pic.twitter.com/4yuyIT6FP7

— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) January 29, 2020

Fare well, Stevie. And be careful out there.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 10:36 (four years ago) link

Ouch

2️⃣3️⃣

👕 Steven’s squad number has been confirmed!#WelkomBergwijn ⚪️ #COYS pic.twitter.com/ipKlGHwnR1

— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) January 29, 2020

groovypanda, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 10:59 (four years ago) link

lol

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 11:08 (four years ago) link

fuckim

(darraghpc) vs (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 11:30 (four years ago) link

rose to Newcastle til end of season seems done

(darraghpc) vs (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 22:19 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

small mentality

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 21:58 (four years ago) link

idk anything but tottenham hotspur is a cool name

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 22:09 (four years ago) link

otm, same

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 22:32 (four years ago) link

Mou out...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52208509

... when he should have been in.

Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:39 (four years ago) link

100% Tanguy didn't want to be there.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:40 (four years ago) link

Big club mentality imo

you just cannot argue with heung min sons effectiveness

steer calmer (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 13:35 (four years ago) link

at least spurs are on the telly later today, itv 5pm

nxd, Saturday, 2 May 2020 12:19 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

We have been informed by the Premier League that we have received one positive test for COVID-19 following the latest round of testing at our Training Centre

— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) June 3, 2020

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 17:01 (three years ago) link

are they gonna build up to a reveal Tweet like with a new signing?

hip posts without flaggadocio (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 17:11 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

We are having a Boy 😍💙 pic.twitter.com/F91i1TniDT

— Harry Kane (@HKane) July 20, 2020

chonky floof (groovypanda), Monday, 20 July 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link

So my time at the club comes to an end. A sad day for many reasons. I will miss the friends I’ve made here, the staff that make the club run, playing at the amazing new stadium & of course you fans. pic.twitter.com/qyEOlNmgFx

— Jan Vertonghen (@JanVertonghen) July 27, 2020

chonky floof (groovypanda), Monday, 27 July 2020 09:22 (three years ago) link

Read Vertonghen came to Spurs in the summer of 2012. That's his eight best years as a player, and all that time he didn't win a single trophy. Nothing. Just letting that sink in.

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 27 July 2020 10:29 (three years ago) link

Spurs last silverware was the prestigious Barclays Asia Trophy in 2009, under Redknapp. Which, well, lol

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 27 July 2020 10:30 (three years ago) link

Still a big club though.

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Monday, 27 July 2020 10:36 (three years ago) link

To be fair, who has won anything in that period? Man U, Man C, Lpool, Chelsea, Arsenal... plus Leicester, Wigan and Swansea. It's hardly getting shared around.

Michael Jones, Monday, 27 July 2020 14:11 (three years ago) link

Yeah, there's what, 4 or 5 trophies up for grabs each year?

Of which only 2 really mean anything

chonky floof (groovypanda), Monday, 27 July 2020 14:26 (three years ago) link

4 or 5 national is quite a lot compared to most European countries that only have the title and the cup.

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 27 July 2020 14:35 (three years ago) link

I'm only counting League, FA Cup, League Cup and any European titles.

Take a similar period when I was a kid (1973-80) and there 14 teams winning a domestic or European honour (and this was despite Liverpool appearing to win everything!). It's a bit of an elite shut-out now.

Michael Jones, Monday, 27 July 2020 15:36 (three years ago) link

Juventus have just won their 9th title in a row, Bayern are on 8 in a row, PSG have won 7 out of the last 8 titles, Real or Barca have won 15 out of the last 16 titles.

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Monday, 27 July 2020 17:41 (three years ago) link

Carabao cup tho

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 27 July 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link

I'd prefer one of the Bournemouth lads despite their problems this season, they're younger and could perform better with improved service. Plus I don't think Deeney is physically well suited to spending large amounts of time on the bench. But nearly anyone will do right now.

Would prefer an up and coming European prospect but I guess their price tag would be prohibitive for us at this stage. And very few higher tier strikers would agree to playing second fiddle to Kane for most of the season.

Matt DC, Sunday, 2 August 2020 10:29 (three years ago) link

I don't think Deeney is physically well suited to spending large amounts of time on the bench.

Let's not beat about the bush, he's a fat bastard. I think Mou has realized his trolling isn't having much effect on opposition managers anymore so he mostly concentrates on trolling Spurs fans these days.

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Sunday, 2 August 2020 10:37 (three years ago) link

You know it's quite strange that Amnesty Are demanding more stringent tests for the Premier League than from the Government on Arms sales, Kate Allen was a representative of Haringey council, that's Tottenham.... Spurs war by proxy. pic.twitter.com/K6vrQVRU4I

— Graham.Watson (@GrahamWatty) August 6, 2020

For shame lads

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 6 August 2020 20:16 (three years ago) link

Højbjerg has signed.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link

Manchester City are preparing a £40m bid for England and Tottenham midfielder Harry Winks, 24

O_o

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 15 August 2020 07:48 (three years ago) link

Winks is one of the players I was thinking would benefit from playing alongside Hojberg, allowing him to play the game he should be playing rather than continuing to entertain the notion that he's a defensive midfielder. But Mourinho just isn't the manager to develop that game.

We've probably planted this story in order to generate some interest so hey.

Matt DC, Saturday, 15 August 2020 10:04 (three years ago) link

Winks seems willing but I’m not sure he’s good enough to justify keeping him as anything other than an occasionally-used squad member.

Milan are rumoured to have agreed a price for Aurier but are mulling over whether his ‘exuberant character’ makes it a good idea.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 15 August 2020 10:56 (three years ago) link

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53803874

chonky floof (groovypanda), Monday, 17 August 2020 09:11 (three years ago) link

Let’s hope Gazzaniga stays fit. In retrospect, it’s a shame they didn’t sign Pau Lopez after his loan.

Pervis Estupiñán is being linked. Excellent season at Osasuna and far too good to be heading back to Watford.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 17 August 2020 10:25 (three years ago) link

lol massive signing

no ifs, no buts, no scampo nation (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 12:47 (three years ago) link

His neck is genuinely disconcerting. How have I never noticed this before?

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 13:16 (three years ago) link

It’s the same size and width as his head.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 13:16 (three years ago) link

it's possible that Head and Shoulders causes head shrinkage

no ifs, no buts, no scampo nation (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 13:17 (three years ago) link

Joe Hart, in the Dining Room with the Lead Piping... pic.twitter.com/Ekt1ecEOPl

— ⚽️442oons⚽️ (@442oons) August 15, 2020

chonky floof (groovypanda), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 13:55 (three years ago) link

When, if ever, did you start thinking Tottenham were a bunch of cunts?

https://ibb.co/f0Q93B1

Piedie Gimbel, Wednesday, 26 August 2020 06:19 (three years ago) link

excited to find out whether the Matt Doherty stories are true

A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 06:39 (three years ago) link

*Delete* 😬
#WelcomeDoherty ⚪️ #COYS pic.twitter.com/dNRuGv6DTI

— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) August 30, 2020

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 30 August 2020 11:43 (three years ago) link

Eriksen rumoured to be up for sale already.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 30 August 2020 12:33 (three years ago) link

Doc improves Spurs imo but i'm cool with us moving him on tbh, assuming we replace him with somebody younger and more mobile

A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 August 2020 12:36 (three years ago) link

the usual eejits in the Express and Star are prophesying the usual disaster tho

A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 August 2020 12:37 (three years ago) link

watched the first couple of episodes of the Amazon Spurs doc

Jose is really quite endearing when he's turning on the charm (although you can sense the darkness lurking just out of frame)

also Harry Kane is the least inspiring man alive

Number None, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link

in a field where Michael Owen has lived and worked?

A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 20:11 (three years ago) link

Owen is only "alive" in a theoretical sense

Number None, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 20:13 (three years ago) link

Schrödinger's footballer

A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 20:21 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

lol

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 17 September 2020 17:27 (three years ago) link

Getting knocked out of the Europa League by Plovdiv despite a full strength squad.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 17 September 2020 17:28 (three years ago) link

Plovdiv down to nine men. Do they have time to make it 2-0?

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 17 September 2020 17:34 (three years ago) link

Ok, 1-1 now.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 17 September 2020 17:35 (three years ago) link

2-1 Spurs, never in doubt, on to Macedonia.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 17 September 2020 17:50 (three years ago) link

Might get through to the next round after all

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/54237123

groovypanda, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 09:59 (three years ago) link

No idea how we managed to get through with that bizarre lineup but Spurs were legit good in the second half.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 20:48 (three years ago) link

Or rather incompetent in many ways but purposeful and energetic. Chelsea were awful.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 20:54 (three years ago) link

Literally any striker will do at this point but nothing I’ve seen of Carlos Vinicius suggests he’s much good. He struggled at Monaco and had half a decent season in the Portuguese premier league before dropping off. I guess he’s the best they’re likely to get on loan with four days to go though.

Inevitably, like Gedson, he’s represented by Jorge Mendes.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 1 October 2020 08:43 (three years ago) link

Doherty too

Number None, Thursday, 1 October 2020 09:43 (three years ago) link

I'm curious as to how long Mendes and other agents can get away with representing both managers and players, particularly when some of the clubs are PLCs. As long as they don't make Spurs take up Gedson's €50m option to buy, it'll probably be a while though.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 1 October 2020 10:06 (three years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Tottenham's hopes of agreeing a new contract with forward Son Heung-min, 28, have been boosted after the South Korean joined the same agency as manager Jose Mourinho. (Talksport)

However, Mourinho says that will have no influence on Son's ongoing contract talks. (Star)

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 October 2020 09:21 (three years ago) link

Hadn't realised how close Son and Kane were to becoming the most productive goalscoring partnership since the dawn of time (ie 1992). That's kind of insane seeing as it only really feels like they've clicked together this year. I suppose Dele was supposed to play that role, if Mourinho has done one thing that Poch would never have done, it's turning Kane into a consistent, high-level provider rather than expecting him to be on the end of everything.

Matt DC, Thursday, 29 October 2020 09:42 (three years ago) link

I suppose now that Solskjaer is good not bad that explains why Poch is off to Zenit St. Petersburg. That and getting paid a gazillion roubles a year.

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2020 17:49 (three years ago) link

Shanghai SIPG in 2022, Marseille by 2024.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 October 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

new clues into officer suicide:

Officer Liebengood was a Tottenham Hotspur fan like myself. We’d always talk about Spurs.

He was such a kind person. I always enjoyed chatting with him in the hallways.

This is just so heartbreaking.

R.I.P. Officer Liebengood.

I’ll really miss our convos about Spurs. https://t.co/i2frW0FBaO

— Jason Donner (@jason_donner) January 10, 2021

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 14:30 (three years ago) link

Well i mean if he survived avb....

Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 14:36 (three years ago) link

maybe just the cumulative weight

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 14:38 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

This is Tanguy Ndombele’s world and we are just living in it pic.twitter.com/srupN1XIFB

— ☔️ (@thfcrueben) January 26, 2021

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 05:01 (three years ago) link

<3

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 05:01 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

An unexpected viewpoint!

“I really like to watch football!” she declares. “Strange, maybe, but I think it’s very relaxing. When I used to tour here in the UK a lot, my whole crew were Tottenham fans, so we just ended up watching a lot of (their) games,” she explains, referring back to touring the ‘Body Talk’ trilogy. Across the course of 2010, Robyn binned off conventional album releases, and instead dropped three mini-records in a single year. The tour that followed was her final outing as a solo artist for eight years. “I was like, ok, this is my team,” she says. “Tottenham at that time really sucked, they were one of the worst teams ever.”

“I like that they really sucked, and they’ve battled back!” Robyn adds proudly. “They’re not giving up! If you meet these big teams, with all this celebrity and money, and star players, you have to own up to it, and not let go of your idea of yourself. They’re underdogs.”

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 14 March 2021 14:40 (three years ago) link

All depends on when u get on the ladder doesnt it

Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 March 2021 15:01 (three years ago) link

four weeks pass...

I knew that the few years where pochs alchemy worked wouldnt last forever but league position be damned a carabao cup final be especially damned and tbh jose aint all the way wrong about these cunts being shit but dele alli capping his year off by mugging his disrespect for the coach and the club for his live insta feels like a particular kind of low

your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Monday, 12 April 2021 21:20 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

A symptom not a trigger, have been waiting for this since Christmas p much

flagpost fucking (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 00:13 (two years ago) link

PSG - goodbye mbappe, hello Harry Kane..this is possible, right?

Swanswans, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 06:48 (two years ago) link

kane's not gonna want to go abroad. tbf have zero sympathy for star players who sign long contracts without release clauses esp when at the time they had more than enough leverage not to do so. so if levy is stubborn kane
can blame himself and his agent. city on the verge of winning 3 out of the 4 trophies available to them so spending 150m on fee plus wages for a 28 yr old with dodgy ankles who'll probably get crocked at the euros seems strange to me.

oscar bravo, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 07:36 (two years ago) link

Chelsea in need of a reliable goalscorer.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 07:53 (two years ago) link

City, who have just sealed their third Premier League title in four years, are not the only club in for Kane but would be one of the most attractive options and are believed to have registered their interest more recently. While Kane was with the England squad in March, he is said to have asked the City players present what their lives were like, living in the north west. So much so that after the international break, those players were left with one very clear impression: that Kane was set for a move to the Etihad Stadium

"Tell me what it's like...beyond the wall"

Number None, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 08:13 (two years ago) link

It'll be interesting to see how many concrete offers there will be if Haaland and possibly Mbappe are also moving this summer.

Even with £100m+ in transfer fees, idk how Spurs could come anywhere close to replacing him. I can't imagine Immobile or Dybala are going to be swayed by Europa Conference League football under Scotty Parker.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 08:39 (two years ago) link

if u bozos don't secure Potter asap ur dumb imo

imago, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 08:54 (two years ago) link

he even looks like a Spurs manager

imago, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 08:54 (two years ago) link

Id want it to go straight into stadium debt tbh, anything that hastens enic selling

flagpost fucking (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 09:02 (two years ago) link

Potter preferable to Parker, for sure, though the manager who got the most out of the worst squad was probably Allardyce, even if nobody is ready for that conversation.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 09:08 (two years ago) link

agree he's hard to replace for Tottenham...and there's a lot of ways to squander to squander 100MIL, spurs have form..

Swanswans, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 22:27 (two years ago) link

150 mil scattergunned across say five positions where we are most in need would be fine, if the hit rate was ok (hasnt been in years) but what im hungriest for is seven or eight of that squad gone, at any price.

Raise 250m, spend it all, potter in, maybe id still care in august

flagpost fucking (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 23:04 (two years ago) link

Tottenham started planning for Kane's exit in February and explored the possibility of signing in-demand Norway striker Erling Braut Haaland, 20, from Borussia Dortmund. (Mail)

Back to the good old days of ‘being linked to’ a dozen players who are more likely to quit and take up chess than sign.

Two new CBs, cover for Hojbjerg, a decent CF and maybe a creative midfielder would improve the balance but Darragh is absolutely correct that half of the current team needs to leave.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 06:46 (two years ago) link

I'd want most of Sanchez, Alderweireld, Doherty, Aurier, Winks, Bale, Hart, Dier, Sissoko, Davies and Vinicius to be elsewhere next season.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 06:58 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Troy Parrott pulling Stephen Kenny’s managerial career back from the brink here.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 3 June 2021 17:20 (two years ago) link

eight months pass...

matt still around for a rename of this thread again because we are only picking up speed in the wrong direction here

Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 March 2022 22:30 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

Official, confirmed. Fraser Forster joins Tottenham as free agent on a two year deal, second signing after Ivan Perisić. ⚪️ #THFC

Forster will be the new backup goalkeeper to replace Gollini.

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) June 8, 2022

groovypanda, Wednesday, 8 June 2022 10:12 (one year ago) link

A bit on the nose Mr Son
https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/high-expectations-asian-father

mizzell, Sunday, 12 June 2022 12:59 (one year ago) link

The Times is reporting Spurs have agreed a £25m fee for Bissouma, presumably discounted on account of his ongoing police investigation.

That’s £20m less than Brighton had previously asked iirc. Doesn’t seem a great idea under the circumstances however much of an upgrade he is on Hojbjerg.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 14 June 2022 08:24 (one year ago) link


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