Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

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can any of the calvary confirm or deny the rumours vis a vis dave matthews bait choice whilst sheatfishing in the po river?

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:09 (twenty years ago) link

and do he like the crawdad?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:13 (twenty years ago) link

yes, that also

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:15 (twenty years ago) link

blink.

I know what you're trying to do....

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:25 (twenty years ago) link

HAHA!

"I hate Dave Matthews because he USES KITTENS AS FISH BAIT."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:26 (twenty years ago) link

So who gets the honour of the 100th post?

― Terry Wogan, Friday, 11 July 2003 16:29 (twenty years ago) link

***1000***

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:30 (twenty years ago) link

MOTHERFUCKER

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:30 (twenty years ago) link

you mean 1000th?

― Felcher (Felcher), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:31 (twenty years ago) link

Relax - we'll be at 2,000 by next wednesday.

I just didn't want it to be squandered on plain text. Although a picture of Chris Gaines might have been nice too.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:32 (twenty years ago) link

Are there actually HREF's to this thread on DMB sites? If so I think some admin should toos some javascript that wraps this whole thread in a <MARQUEE> if you come from a DMB site.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:48 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, that is INSPIRED!

Like this?

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:57 (twenty years ago) link

I happen to one of those twenty something yuppies

Is this something ANYONE says as a point of pride?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:58 (twenty years ago) link

or maybe EMBEDing a soundclip of something funny?

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Friday, 11 July 2003 17:02 (twenty years ago) link

Like Nelson Muntz going "you like Dave Matthews Band! HA HA!"?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 11 July 2003 17:07 (twenty years ago) link

bah...I give up.
(and DMCB sucks rancid potato salad from a monkey's ass...I saw them in Myrtle Beach and almost cried)

― Allison (Allison), Friday, 11 July 2003 17:45 (twenty years ago) link

...sucks rancid potato salad from a monkey's ass.

With language like that....THERE'S HOPE FOR YOU YET, ALLISON!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 11 July 2003 17:47 (twenty years ago) link

You're so patronizing, Alex! (Pot, Kettle, "black!")

― J (Jay), Friday, 11 July 2003 17:51 (twenty years ago) link

I don't think that was criticism, J.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 July 2003 17:51 (twenty years ago) link

Neither was that. Damn, sometimes I'm too obtuse. Sorry.

― J (Jay), Friday, 11 July 2003 17:53 (twenty years ago) link

Well you should have said something like "Mr. Pot welcomes Baby Kettle with open arms!" then. It's been a long day for me, I can't be expected to be on top of everything.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 July 2003 17:58 (twenty years ago) link

When I'm trying to sound patronizing,....YOU'LL KNOW IT!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:00 (twenty years ago) link

and now a special word from the ODB, brought to you by the 1000th post:

http://www.duke.edu/~yc12/odb1.gif
"All of y'alls need to shut the fuck up and start stickin' other things in yo mouf"

Yes, that was a special message from the ODB, brought to you by the 1000th.

We now return you to your regular broadcast program(me), "Bongo Solos of the Canadian Midwest", here on BBC4.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:03 (twenty years ago) link

...*gulp*

― Allison (Allison), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:04 (twenty years ago) link

We now return you to your regular broadcast program(me), "Bongo Solos of the Canadian Midwest", here on BBC4.
...and we're back...with 'Special Guest' Byran Adams, and he's here to tell us how to "get funky"

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:14 (twenty years ago) link

Longtime viewers will remember Bryan's last appearance on our show, where he asked us all if we ever really, really ever loved a woman, before getting a stern on-camera beatdown by a sizable contingent of our female staffers.

Well, the stitches are out, the reconstructive surgery has fully healed, and Bryan is back again.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:18 (twenty years ago) link

Everything that ODB does, he does it for DMB.

― J (Jay), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:52 (twenty years ago) link

"So, Bryan...here's your chance to plug your new record 'Heartbreaker' and a chance to talk about your old band Whiskeytown."

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 11 July 2003 19:07 (twenty years ago) link

"And Bryan, are you getting a lot of use out of those Junos, or do you just use them to scratch your ass? Have you gotten in a Juno Fight with Tom Cochrane yet?"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 11 July 2003 19:39 (twenty years ago) link

You all have to be the dumbest bastards on the face of the Earth......

Note* The following people are gay:

Kingfish
Jon Williams
Alex in NYC

And too many damn assholes to say!

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Saturday, 12 July 2003 14:32 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, they are all very happy joyous people. Glad you recognised those qualities Adrian. Are you gay too?

From http://www.dictionary.com

Gay : Showing or characterized by cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement; merry.

Just incase you are even more ignorant than I thougt you were.

― Rambo, Saturday, 12 July 2003 14:36 (twenty years ago) link

Adrian, Dave has obviouslly lost the Eye of the Tiger. There is no debate. But have you heard DMCB?

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Saturday, 12 July 2003 14:39 (twenty years ago) link

Are you a jock , Adrian?
Are you bringing all your friends with you?
Bring on the jocks and hippies.

― Rambo, Saturday, 12 July 2003 14:42 (twenty years ago) link

ok, quit with the fucking DMCB...pleaseeeeee. We've already established that they are the musical equivalent of a comatose snail.
Can I ask what exactly the "eye of the tiger" is? (other than a song by survivor)

― Allison (Allison), Saturday, 12 July 2003 15:23 (twenty years ago) link

hey i heard a john mayer song on uk radio. i think it's called No Such Thing and it has a soft-rocking beast of a chorus. he does sound like dave matthews and his voice is too wishy washy, but the chorus is truly ace. i haven't read this whole thread.

― lid, Saturday, 12 July 2003 15:46 (twenty years ago) link

It's the thrill of the fight, risin' up to the challenge Of our rival!

― J (Jay), Saturday, 12 July 2003 19:34 (twenty years ago) link

Seriously.

― J (Jay), Saturday, 12 July 2003 19:34 (twenty years ago) link

from my inbox:

Keep up the dmb slam page, I'm sure dmb won't mind this crap you write about them as if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! DMB & DMCB ROCKS!

==
This email was sent by Rick (Sniperick004@aol.com), a user of
ilXor.com.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 12 July 2003 20:15 (twenty years ago) link

Hooray! I'm gay!

http://www.tvguide.com/movies/dbpix/images/37726a.jpg

I'm considered an official part of ILM now!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 12 July 2003 22:07 (twenty years ago) link

Note* The following people are gay:
Thats your turgid wet dream, adrian, not ours. We wouldn't pork you with a stolen schwantze.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 12 July 2003 22:20 (twenty years ago) link

haha - dave matthews roxx the following people r gay!

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 12 July 2003 22:37 (twenty years ago) link

hahahahahaha

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 12 July 2003 22:39 (twenty years ago) link

HAR!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 12 July 2003 22:55 (twenty years ago) link

I'm sure dmb won't mind this crap you write about them as if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! DMB & DMCB ROCKS!

this entire thread has now been justified. thank you spencer, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

― ben welsh (benwelsh), Sunday, 13 July 2003 04:58 (twenty years ago) link

Note* The following people are gay:

Kingfish
Jon Williams
Alex in NYC

If realizing that the DMB are yawnsome, overrated crap makes me gay....THEN FETCH ME A PINK FEATHER BOA AND SOME ROUGE AT ONCE! I'M OFF TO THE RODEO, BOYS!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 14 July 2003 12:08 (twenty years ago) link

I wanna be gay too! Why can't I be gay?

― J (Jay), Monday, 14 July 2003 12:11 (twenty years ago) link

oh J, it's so easy to be gay!

however, most of us gay-folk are now trying to ascend to the level of TEH GHEY, which only the gayest acolytes/members/devotees may achieve.

it's a long, hard trip, but we'll all get there in the end.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 14 July 2003 12:36 (twenty years ago) link

You're so precious, I'd do anything;
Voguing from your feet to where your weave begins.
You're so glammy, you're too good to be true!
You make me, make me, make me, make me want to buy shoes!

Everything you do is simply fabulous!
Everything you wear is quite exquisite!
So why can't I be gay???

― Fey(?) Robert Smith (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 July 2003 12:39 (twenty years ago) link

This thread finally has a purpose.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 July 2003 13:32 (twenty years ago) link

I do what I can.

― J (Jay), Monday, 14 July 2003 13:33 (twenty years ago) link

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