omggggggggggggg
― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Sunday, 27 September 2009 04:43 (fourteen years ago) link
omg
― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Sunday, 27 September 2009 04:51 (fourteen years ago) link
at first i misread the "happy birthday!1!11" part as implying that the cake was for an 11-year-old kid
― some dude, Sunday, 27 September 2009 05:16 (fourteen years ago) link
had to review the image to look for that, thanks.
― ian, Sunday, 27 September 2009 05:39 (fourteen years ago) link
(Um, isn't this picture on this thread already? brains, hand-rolled (gnarly sceptre), Thursday, February 19, 2009, 7 months ago?)
― StanM, Sunday, 27 September 2009 13:29 (fourteen years ago) link
(I know this because I can't help rereading this whole thread every time it's revived)
― StanM, Sunday, 27 September 2009 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link
the remote control is the most disturbing part of that photo, but I can't tell you why.
― sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:05 (fourteen years ago) link
I am so tempted to look at it again because I don't remember the remote but I am trying to resist. It was bad enough the first time.
― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link
i think it's a cool cake and i would be pleased to receive it
― steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link
I'll keep that in mind. When's your birthday?
― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:09 (fourteen years ago) link
october 29
― steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost to myself
probably because it adds a narrative element to the shot. like, "hey, buck, get off your big doughy keister. you've watched that episode of Mad Men twice already and I've got a distended asshole for your eating pleasure, right out of the oven no less." it's the shred of humanity adding a chilling bit of depth to the disgusting goatse savagery going on in the foreground.
― sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link
x-post noted
― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link
aye
― sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link
it's a special birthday why because it's the last time my age will be square for another 11 years
― steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link
fitting, somehow, that harbl is (almost) a halloween baby
― sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link
so definitely the right time for a distended anus cake
yes, somehow
i clicked on that link for about a microsecond
― Mr. Que, Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link
the confetti really puts the "icing on the cake" imo
― steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link
I just . . . I mean it's the inside of well . . . it's just so real looking gah . . . horrible.
― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link
it's some kind of tubgirl cake isn't it
― Mr. Que, Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link
goatse innit?
I WOULDNT KNOW
― Mr. Que, Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link
no but if i ever learn to make marzipan sculptures that will be the first cake i make xp
― steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link
que you can look, it's not an actual anus
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
What's worse this morning. Kenan in his underwear or a goatse cake
― Mr. Que, Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link
I was actual going to ask which disturbed you more.
― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link
err actually
poll
― Mr. Que, Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link
um whathttp://www.koppsbakery.com/EROTIC%20BLACK%20MARZIPAN%20IN%20WHITE%20BUTT%20CAKE.jpg
― steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link
So uh can we all just agree that NO
― sturdy, ultra-light, under-the-pants moneybelt (HI DERE), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link
i was looking for a cake with creepy marzipan babies like this http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/5035216/202809_Full.jpg
― steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link
"i was looking for a marzipan baby cake when a i found a butt sex cake,"
--how many times have we heard this nonsense. I just HAPPENED to find a BUTTSEX CAKE
― Mr. Que, Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&um=1&q=marzipan+baby+cake&sa=N&start=18&ndsp=18see MARZIPAN DICK IN BUTT on right side and stfu
― steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link
goodness me!
― Mr. Que, Sunday, 27 September 2009 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link
owned
― steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link
OMG
http://www.cakes3.com/bachelorette_22.htm
― Mr. Que, Sunday, 27 September 2009 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link
don't click that link
― Mr. Que, Sunday, 27 September 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.cakes3.com/erotic%20cartoon.jpg
― Mr. Que, Sunday, 27 September 2009 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link
On the second or third page of harbl's search is marzipan dick in tits.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link
pecks abs straight cock lay on mans chest cake
― steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link
sometimes i worry that i'm gonna be one of those goatse cake people who can't have any jokes are points of reference unless they appear on the internet.Has anyone ever been to a party where, by the end, it just devolves into people gathering around a computer and playing their favorite youtubes? that bums me out so much.― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, February 19, 2009 5:40 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Has anyone ever been to a party where, by the end, it just devolves into people gathering around a computer and playing their favorite youtubes? that bums me out so much.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, February 19, 2009 5:40 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― the swagona monologues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 27 September 2009 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link
this is the internet though
― steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link
that bum is out so much
― joygoat, Sunday, 27 September 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link
http://gawker.com/5392786/celebukids-birth-celebrated-with-terrifying-cake
^ via whiney
― Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 29 October 2009 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link
haha
― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 October 2009 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/search/label/Literal%20LOLs
― all this hate seems so reactionary (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 30 October 2009 02:41 (fourteen years ago) link