thread proving that jjusten's toybox and mine were largely identical
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:10 (fourteen years ago) link
I had that pharoid thing and kept the sarcophagus loooong after I lost the action figure, was a cigarette case briefly IIRC
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link
also have memories of frantically searching an empty airplane for a missing micronaut hand
my aunt found it in the snow on the runaway after I had given up all hope
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link
wau, your aunt had a frozen body in her yard
― sturdy, ultra-light, under-the-pants moneybelt (HI DERE), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
only thing better than stretch armstrong was his mortal enemy, stretch monster
of course these photos are extremely disturbing to look at now
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/sarmstrong.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/smonster.jpg
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link
don't worry kyoko, micronaut's only looking for his hand in the snow
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link
in fairness, those pics were just as disturbing at the time
― sturdy, ultra-light, under-the-pants moneybelt (HI DERE), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link
ha i had a lot of late period gi joe, the clinton-era self-parody years. even i knew that when white tiger-striped versions of earlier vehicles started showing up on shelves the thing was on a downslope
― goole, Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link
"caution: do not throw against glass"
ha, where the fuck else did you think kids were going to throw him?
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/suckg.jpg
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link
this godzilla ruled my 7 year old world
http://www.plaidstallions.com/mattel79/shogunwarriors1.jpg
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link
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lock thread. hell, lock internet!
I didn't have any bizarre action figures that I can recall, but I did have that Play-doh Hair Salon with people who had holes in their head that you pressed play-doh through to make spaghetti-strand "hair."
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.toyarchive.com/STAForSale/NEW2001+/GiJoe/Vehicles/TigerCatLoose1a.jpg
i mean what
― goole, Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link
how in the hell is stretch armstrong going to defeat his enemies by turning into a giant pretzel? unless his enemy is hunger
― brownie, Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Buck Rogers "Col. Wilma Deering" action figure disappointingly un-hot.
http://crozee.tripod.com/buck/wilma.jpg
― Pancakes Batman (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link
By comparison:
http://crozee.tripod.com/buck/gray1a.jpg
― Pancakes Batman (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Bah.
http://www.bugeyedmonster.com/toys/buck/buck/3wilma.jpg
http://lh3.ggpht.com/abramsv/SAui1kkZr1I/AAAAAAAAO1o/s0uVM-H_gk8/erin_gray0124.jpg
― Pancakes Batman (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link
"ghwb-era" not clinton-era, btw... christ i'm not that young
1988The toyline continued to sell well, despite its lack of multimedia support. A new enemy, Destro's Iron Grenadiers, was introduced. The new Cobra line-up was composed mainly of Viper-type henchmen. Issue #86 of the comic series celebrated the 25th anniversary of the G.I. Joe toyline in general. Another G.I. Joe sub-group - Tiger Force, a line of classic characters and vehicles re-colored with tiger-striped camouflage patterns - was introduced before the year's end.[edit] 1989
The toyline continued to sell well, despite its lack of multimedia support. A new enemy, Destro's Iron Grenadiers, was introduced. The new Cobra line-up was composed mainly of Viper-type henchmen. Issue #86 of the comic series celebrated the 25th anniversary of the G.I. Joe toyline in general. Another G.I. Joe sub-group - Tiger Force, a line of classic characters and vehicles re-colored with tiger-striped camouflage patterns - was introduced before the year's end.[edit] 1989
― goole, Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link
mego toys were so awesome!
I owned lots of planet of the apes, star trek, batman, and spiderman figures and had much love for THE LIZARD
http://www.worldsgreatesttoys.com/images/blog/dma/posters/wgsh_figures.jpg
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link
lol Wilma Deering is very obviously a repainted Leia-in-snowsuit-on-Hoth action figure
― sturdy, ultra-light, under-the-pants moneybelt (HI DERE), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link
wearing a black turtleneck and having a huge lizard tail was the coolest thing I could imagine
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link
that may still be true
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link
BTW you guys know there's going to be a Stretch Armstrong movie, right?
― Pancakes Batman (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link
i had so so so many Mego action figures, all of which I just bequeathed to my three year old, and most of which were losing limbs; there is now a box full of creepy arms and legs and like, the Joker's disembodied head. I just kept myself from going on ebay and buying about $200 worth of replacements.
― akm, Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link
'sup
http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_startrek3_3.jpg
― brownie, Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link
spiderman and that flame dude are mysteriously still immaculate looking, I must have gotten replacements for those around the time I stopped playing with them. Superman too isn't in bad shape. Nothing is sadder than my armless Penguin. The Star Trek guys were in good shape too, some even still had phasers until a week ago.
― akm, Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
I was so taken aback by the hott Monster-on-Armstrong action that I only just now noticed the expression on that kid's face.
― sturdy, ultra-light, under-the-pants moneybelt (HI DERE), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link
ok EIII i think you are onto something w/this shared toychest theory because i also had suckerman, although mine was black not lime green
― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link
oh god the GORN
<3 this thread
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link
goth suckerman
xp
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link
I've posted this here before, but it was the coolest thing ever when I was 4 or 5
"3 control sticks and detention pen" is kind of o_O tho... guantanamo bay playset
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/potagift.jpg
they should just make a GORN movie
I'd see that shit even if it was awful
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link
stretch armstrong kid reminds me of
http://www.classicscreams.com/Celeb_Pages/Celeb_Pics/Chaney_Jr_WolfMan_Howl.jpg
― brownie, Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link
I had that too, Edward!
― Pancakes Batman (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.toymania.com/334archives/crystar/crystar.jpg<3 crystar
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link
None of the action figures I can remember were crappy except for this:
http://www.actionhq.com/store/images/encore_ratchet.JPG
Really, nothing says "hero" like a headless robot on a sled.
― sturdy, ultra-light, under-the-pants moneybelt (HI DERE), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link
i also had suckerman, although mine was black not lime green
― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Thursday, September 24, 2009 2:38 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark
I hope you did not throw it against glass
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Ruddy hell, those Micronauts up top gave me a real Proustian rush - my bro and I had them as wee lads. Amongst the usual Star Wars / Action Man / Play People stuff we also used to save up to buy Japanese robots whilst on holiday with our Grandma who lived in Italy (back in the early 80s the stuff out there was completely unavailable in Britain afaik). Best of these was the mighty Gokaiser:http://img263.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc235ℑ=17600_gokaiser_122_235lo.JPG
― Bill A, Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link
i had a mort suckerman
― brownie, Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link
in 9th grade i brought suckerman in for my demonstration speech in honors english and used him as a prop by throwing him at stuff and finished off by totally stealing a joke that was along the lines of "so if you go home and tell your parents that you met suckerman at school today, don't be surprised if they ask 'Was he in the parking lot?'"
unlucky substitute teacher was not amused
― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link
I had the black hole toys too
I was fascinated by toy lines created for movies that bombed
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link
should not even go into star wars realm but this was my holy grail as a child. only ever saw it in a toy store once and snapped it up.
in retrospect, it was a handful of action figures and a piece of cardboard... but god how I cherished it
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/sears.jpg
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link
arrrrgh - THE MIGHTY GOKAISER:
http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/1610/gokaiser.jpg
― Bill A, Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link
anyone else here have the Tron toys? They came with a disc that stuck onto the back of the figure.
― Hat Trick Swayze (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0VaFsESh3g&feature=related
These things were a gyp. Of course, the first thing I did upon opening the packaging was rip the dude's arm off like the kid in the commercial only to discover that "returning almost like new to its orignal shape" really meant "dismembered 4 life."
― Andrew "Nice" Clay (Pillbox), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link
this was my very favorite thing to play with when i was a kid. what was weird was one day i was watching the merv griffin show and a young pee wee herman used hugo in his stand-up act! he called him something like mongo or mr.mongo. that was the first time i ever saw pee wee. hugo would get all sticky from the glue they gave you for his disguise mustache and beard. i can still smell his head! isn't that weird.
http://www.house8.com/weblog/hugo.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3178/2424158716_5ae27b5dd2.jpg?v=0
http://www.plaidstallions.com/kenner/hugo1.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link
i loved hugo.
― scott seward, Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link
hugo so creepy
― Hat Trick Swayze (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, September 24, 2009 2:51 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
YES
also loved the tron video game - 4 games in 1!
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link
sorry scott but that guy is freaking me out
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link
this thing really actually stunk irl.
http://blog.falcadia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/stinkorcardback.jpg
― Andrew "Nice" Clay (Pillbox), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link
hugo is like one step away from
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/magic.jpg
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u120/kingkonggodzilla/P1000306.jpg
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 25 September 2009 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Modulok was the only He-Man toy I ever had!!
― (bracket name) (jel --), Friday, 25 September 2009 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link
boulder hill!!!!http://images.absoluteanime.com/admin/favtoy/favtoy-mask-boulderhill.jpg
― cozwn, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link
this guy was my favouritehttp://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o143/invisiblewraith/AlexSector.jpg
― cozwn, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Someone should poll 1970s-80s action-figure franchises.
― Andrew "Nice" Clay (Pillbox), Friday, 25 September 2009 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link
this is the era when wrestling figures were good, too
― cozwn, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.tons-of-toys.com/item_images/Action%20figures%20from%20Q%20to%20Z/Wrestling/Classic%20carded%20WWF/rockers.jpg http://i5.ebayimg.com/01/s/000/77/56/8287_2.JPG http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51rv7Y0JwZL._SL500_AA280_.jpg http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/6/8/1/9/9/6/webimg/290165296_tp.jpg
― cozwn, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link
I had the Clash of the Titans Pegasus. I never knew it was a Clash of the Titans tie-in.
The body was the same one used for the Dazzle Dolls horse.
― tokyo rosemary, Saturday, 26 September 2009 03:49 (fourteen years ago) link
those WWF figures were great if you could ignore the fact that they're supposed to have "body slam action" and the like.
― Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 26 September 2009 12:40 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/lambkin80/collage14-2.jpg
― circa1916, Saturday, 26 September 2009 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link
http://toyarchive.com/STAForSale/NEW2001+/Silverhawks/FigBuzzSawLoose1a.jpg
― circa1916, Saturday, 26 September 2009 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Heh. Evan Dorkin wrote a cartoon talking about how you could have a hit show called "I HAD THAT!", about nothing but toys that 30/40somethings used. Anyway, back with the i had that:
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/02/the_10_worst_transformers_rip-offs.php
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/roboforce-unseen/5b.jpg
ROBO FORCE: I had Max Steele! Who had a suction cup for legs, and grabby arms. I remember being excited by their cartoon finally coming to air, even tho it was like a single ep on an off night that I missed since we had to be at our parents' friends' house that night.
I still love toy robots.
Also, the Zoids spin-off STARRIORS:
http://www.starriors.com/images/cast/Wastor_-_CRANK.gif
Wind up drill that was used to torture he-man figures
― kingfish, Saturday, 26 September 2009 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Don't know the names of these:
I recently went through all my old figures (on their way to the Goodwill im afraid) and I came across one that was a snake man but for the face it had a hologram that wasn't really 3d.
Also there were these tiny figures, maybe an inch high or so, that were half animal/half man kind of things with battle armor and stuff, and they had a square on their chest that you would rub to either reveal a hologram or have it change colors or display a logo or something like that...
― Adam Bruneau, Saturday, 26 September 2009 15:38 (fourteen years ago) link
The first one might have been the SuperNaturals:
http://www.virtualtoychest.com/supernaturals/supernaturals.html
the second one was Battlebeasts
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/09/the_10_greatest_toylines_without_cartoons.php
http://www.toplessrobot.com/BattleBeasts.jpg
― kingfish, Saturday, 26 September 2009 15:40 (fourteen years ago) link
WOAH! Thank you sooo much! Super Naturals...."The Toom of Doom"...this is RAD stuff.
What a great thread for a Saturday morning!
― Adam Bruneau, Saturday, 26 September 2009 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Then you have websites like X-entertainment who's entire raison d'etre is this stuff; cataloging the various pop culture of our collected anglophone childhood
― kingfish, Saturday, 26 September 2009 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link