Come with me, come to the land of batshit rightwing cartoonists

"the powerful bread lobby keeps blocking my research"

Laura Liberal looks like a bro

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happy, happy sun.

Yes, Al Gore's SUV produces more pollution than the entirety of the world's cows. After all, Al Gore is fat, LOL!!!11

humon-
gous

now now, he clearly didn't have room in that panel for a bigger text balloon

when your jabs at the hypocrisy of "green" folk inadvertently make a good case for wide adoption of vegatarianism, classic or dud?

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haha, any fact or evidence contrary to the Party or the Party's aims must immediately be attacked and anybody standing against the party must be destroyed, credibly or otherwise. Facts that don't measure must be the work of craven traitors and those who wish to weaken the Heimatland.

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haw haw, only gutless, latte-sipping pussies practice statecraft!

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NIFONG NIFONG NIFONG

W...T...F...

well, doncha see? Asking the attorney general about illegal shit he did is JUST like the Duke Lacrosse case! Completely!

i have absolutely no idea what the fuck this one is about, from the NYT editors in their ivory tower skyscraper onward:

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take yer pick:

on the one hand, we actually have one about pat tillman:

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and on the other:

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we have a michael moore is fat. and just look how fat he is! why, he has not one but TWO ice cream cones stuck to his large, muu-muu-like outer skin. And not only is he so fat and thus has no credible argument, for how better to dispute the nature of the premises and conclusions made than to repeatedly point out how fat their maker is and no other response, but he apparently either wanders around in wintry northern michigan, or has just finished dining, since those two ice cream cones haven't even began to melt either from body heat or the ambient temperature. Why, one of them is still a perfect sphere of ice cream!

I think the Gonzales one is the most astonishing. As if it's some kind of Democrat-led investigation? As if there's any chance whatsoever that he's not lying his ass off? That is some AMAZING level of denial.

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yeah! yeah! so take that, you "greens"!

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I don't think I've ever seen a woman's shirt that completely isolates each (perky, of course) boob in its own cotton cocoon.

Yes, Mallard, the "greens" are <i>clearly</i> agitating for legislation requiring everyone to ride bicycles and limiting truck miles to 5,000 per year. (smacks forehead)

the difference between me and "greens" is --I have to ride a bike because of my multiple DUIs

lol

Oh god I can't wait for 2 weeks of Al Gore's son comix (shudder)

dmr otm!

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wtf, does mccain have the mumps?

MAD BAD GLAD SAD

latest from the cancer industry guys posted upthread:

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that doesn't seem nearly as crazy.

Yeah. the guy seems more of an adbusters type, rather than your run-on-the-mill BSRW type.

Aaaaaaaaand speaking of which:

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so take THAT, you libruls, always bringing history and contexts into things.

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Hooray, using the Drudge Report as a source to spout the same bullshit talking points! guess what, fuckhead, check your shit first

But like with every bullshit talking point, becuase it's wrong, you gonna be hearing about it forever

well, not to mention that "environmentalists" are not some united and monolithic group -- you have climate change advocates and endangered species protectionists at loggerheads ALL the time -- c.f. people who are all jazzed over windfarms vs. people who want to shelter every migrating birdie ever

why is it when these jackholes attempt to unmask "hypocrisy", they simply show off their violent allergy to nuance & complexity? sometimes i feel pity for the poor bastards.

am I the only one who has trouble parsing the weirdly insular non-stop sarcastic dialogue of "Day-by-Day"? Half the time I can't tell who's supposed to be which political strawman.

No. For all of the misplaced energy that I've put into trying to decipher them, I've received little compensation other than bafflement...plus further confusion regarding the dubious anatomy in the renderings of the "hot chicks".

no we've noted many times that dbdc is pretty thoroughly incomprehensible on several levels, not the least of which is the opacity of the text

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1) So, we've established that Obama has big ears and HUUUUUUGE teeth

2) Meeting with people and basic diplomacy is pointless and only for terrorsymps. After all, we never met with Kruschev, Brezhnev, Putin, Stalin, the Saudi royal family, the weird-ass Uzbek/Turkmenistan guys, various latin american military types, etc etc

Osama's a dictator?

Satan's a dictator?

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Americans give this feature two thumbs down.

I get a kick out of these in a different manner than the others, since it really just seems like a guy you see on the boardwalk doing bad caricatures("You like rollerskates?") taking out his frustrations at night on the dirty fucking hippies who've wronged him his entire life. His colored pencils are his weapons.

Also, I always like people trying to jump up & down when pointing to congress' low numbers, without actually explaining why they're that low.

Hey, Barack Obama's intolerant, says the guy who draws minstrel caricatures!

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Some folks have decided to pay even more attention to the duck than even I would deem healthy, and tend to have pretty good factual rebuttals to whatever batshit is being proffered in a day's strip.

so take THAT, you libruls, always bringing history and contexts into things.

I guess we can cut out the history lessons then.

BARACK BARACK BARACK

BARACK BARACK BARACK

:D :D :D

:D :D :D

this one isn't even incoherent in the usual DBD way, it's just completely unintelligible. The punchline is... just a rearview mirror? Huh?

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(besides, everyone knows it's not another Vietnam, it's another 'French Indochina')

if the punchline is "lolz libruls be lookin backwards all the time", why does he tell her to look in the mirror in the first place?

DBDs need a final BOXCAR!*#$@ panel

well there is a stock final panel he could use...

i wonder if there's some visual punchline there totally obfuscated by muir's total lack of ability to draw 2 dimensional objects --?

I dunno he seems to do okay with squares and circles and whatnot

it's a good thing he hired some guy named Gouraud to do the objects...

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is that a rearview mirror I see before me?