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but the clue says acceptance of sweet talk, so it's the everywhere/anywhere thing

yes but the letter count is the thing

do you want to be happier? (whatever), Sunday, 20 September 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

In terms of usage, not in terms of it being the answer!

ailsa, Sunday, 20 September 2009 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

This is why I have problems doing the UK puzzles, these clues that some people think are really clever and that others just groan at.

Garnet Memes (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 20 September 2009 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Hilarious, I lifted it from elsewhere...they obviously lifted it from the Radio Times.
I am shocked and scandalised by this sign depravity in the cryptic crossword industry.

menelaus, Monday, 21 September 2009 01:06 (fourteen years ago) link

In terms of usage, not in terms of it being the answer!

Ailsa otm - I got it from the letter count but thought it was a sucky clue as "everywhere" is by far the more common usage.

astronimo domino (onimo), Monday, 21 September 2009 09:07 (fourteen years ago) link

The Radio Times is (or was, when I was still living with my parents and reading their copy every week) about the only crossword I stand a chance of completing, sadly. Sent it off every week for a couple of years but never won anything - guess that's one publication whose stereotypical readership would include a lot of active crossword-completers...

I used to do OK with some of the setters at the Independent too but I wouldn't pay money for an Indy these days so this thread is pretty much my only source of crosswords. Sometimes sneak a look at the Graun website crossword at work but they look too unlike work for extended contemplation.

I would never have got that Araucaria in a million years, still not entirely sure which bits are which even now it's been explained. And yeah, put me down in the camp which has always heard "everywhere".

a passing spacecadet, Monday, 21 September 2009 09:24 (fourteen years ago) link

"Tyre problem - the same by Shakespeare (I'm amazed at your boast!) when year off - brings humourous acceptance of sweet talk (8, 4, 3, 3, 8)"

"tyre problem" - I think "problem" is being used twice, to indicate a problem with the tyre (it's flat) and to indicate an anagram of flat tyre = flattery

the same by - no idea what this bit does

Shakespeare = will

(I'm amazed at your boast!) = get you!

when year off - anagram of "when year" = anywhere

humourous acceptance of sweet talk = Flattery will get you everywhere (doh!)

astronimo domino (onimo), Monday, 21 September 2009 09:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh! Thanks onimo. I didn't get the "get you", but now I do indeed get you. Might otherwise have got "when year off" if I hadn't been too bewildered by the rest of the clue to get there.

From above posts, "tyre problem - the same" is supposed to unpack to "tyre problem = flat, tyre problem -> tyre, anag" but my hat is off to anyone who actually worked that out from the clue.

a passing spacecadet, Monday, 21 September 2009 09:37 (fourteen years ago) link

I used to do OK with some of the setters at the Independent too but I wouldn't pay money for an Indy these days

I guess you wouldn't stoop to The Telegraph either, but theirs is pretty easy these days. They often seem to be based around a particular clue type - an excess of anagrams, or hidden words, or first/last letter clues.

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Monday, 21 September 2009 10:01 (fourteen years ago) link

I had a cheerful lunchtime a while ago with a pub copy of the Telegraph, going "if THIS was the right answer it'd be a bit of a shit clue, but it fits, so I'm putting it down!" with the first word to spring to mind for each clue, and then finding that after 20 of these everything actually still fitted together and therefore presumably was right (or I was even more pissed than I thought)

a passing spacecadet, Monday, 21 September 2009 11:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Played in the round = Music of the Spheres.

I've never tried cluing, so will also pass, or postpone.

New to this thread. I've given up almost all crosswords now (I sometimes do Azed, just because I like the insane vocab/nicely clued way it works) but used to try the Guardian most days. I enjoyed its wild variability in difficulty. Just spending hours with a friend staring at Enigmatist clues, crawling towards some kind of answer.

Love Araucaria (between him and Paul for my favourite setter), but the surface sense of that clue is hideous, and the phrase in my head would be 'get you everywhere'.

Spacecadet otm with the Telegraph solving experience.

woofwoofwoof, Monday, 21 September 2009 12:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes, "Music of the Spheres".

Yes, love Araucaria and the mechanics of the clue are excellent but strained surface sense = bad clue.

Telegraph has always been the easiest broadsheet as far as I remember, tho the early weekdays in the Graun used to be pretty dull too.

Halt! Fergiezeit (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 September 2009 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link

"tyre problem - the same" = tyre problem tyre problem = flat tery = flattery

i.e. I took "the same" to mean "tyre problem" is repeated, the first time as flat the second as an anagram of tyre.

krakow, Monday, 21 September 2009 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link

i missed that detail krakow, nice one.

ailsa i was close to agreeing with you, but it didn't sound right with 'everywhere'

Results 1 - 10 of about 1,360,000 for flattery will get you anywhere
Results 1 - 10 of about 219,000 for flattery will get you everywhere

do you want to be happier? (whatever), Monday, 21 September 2009 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Is that different from what I posted because you didn't use quote marks, therefore not searching for the quote? Which was by Mae West, and quite famous?

ailsa, Monday, 21 September 2009 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link

could be. i didn't use quotes and my browser fills up with suggestions along the way. everywhere comes in way below anywhere. but 'everything' comes in at only slightly less than anywhere.

didn't know it was a mae west quote.

do you want to be happier? (whatever), Monday, 21 September 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Should read your google results then :-)

(also where I mentioned it already upthread)

ailsa, Monday, 21 September 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I think we're getting bogged down with this and need to move on. More clues!

krakow, Monday, 21 September 2009 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Detective without hesitation takes a year to find moneylender (7)

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:07 (fourteen years ago) link

investor

thomp, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:09 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry, that's totally wrong, isn't it

thomp, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:10 (fourteen years ago) link

you didn't think it through

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Shylock

Jimenez, Jio, Giovannagetti, and Doug (onimo), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:18 (fourteen years ago) link

ok if that's right i'm completely nonplussed.

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:20 (fourteen years ago) link

sherlock less 'er' plus y

i was too hung up on trying to make investigator -> investor work : |

thomp, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:21 (fourteen years ago) link

One day i'll write a tough clue.

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:23 (fourteen years ago) link

is mine so bad no one's going to attempt it? :(

thomp, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link

repost pls thomp

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link

single father (spooner's) used to be horse made of fruitcake (4,3,1,6,5)

thomp, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link

jeez sorry i asked

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link

papa was a rollin stone, on a whim

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:31 (fourteen years ago) link

yerp

thomp, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:35 (fourteen years ago) link

BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:36 (fourteen years ago) link

it's stollen roan, isn't it

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:42 (fourteen years ago) link

o_O

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link

:D

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah sometimes genius is very close to just bein a smartarse imo, so there.

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link

you are both correct. whose turn is it?

thomp, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Sold stolen goods electronically around protection system (7)

Jimenez, Jio, Giovannagetti, and Doug (onimo), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:53 (fourteen years ago) link

defence? e-fenced?

thomp, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 14:01 (fourteen years ago) link

got as far as fence.

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 14:02 (fourteen years ago) link

defence is correct - anagram of e-fenced. Figured you could say electronically and add an e onto any transaction in this day and age.

Jimenez, Jio, Giovannagetti, and Doug (onimo), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah no problem with that.

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Connected to onimo's, from Azed on Sunday:

Abandoned electrical equipment sat decomposing in sheep's gut (1-5)

woofwoofwoof, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 10:36 (fourteen years ago) link

e-haggis

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 10:43 (fourteen years ago) link

First letter CORRECT

woofwoofwoof, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 10:45 (fourteen years ago) link

derren brown method is working

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 10:50 (fourteen years ago) link

e-waste

i should give more azeds a go but they always look so daunting.

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 11:00 (fourteen years ago) link

E-waste correct.

Azed isn't as hard as it looks. I mean some part of it tends to involve sitting around making up words ('rusa?') and then looking them up in the dictionary ('It is a horse!'), but this is pretty much my ideal bedtime activity tbh.

It's v. fairly clued. The barred grid is a bit of a psychological obstacle at first, but it means you get masses of checked letters to make up for the obscure words.

woofwoofwoof, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 11:17 (fourteen years ago) link

just looking at this weeks, first three (and others) are all 'unclued answer', thanks a bunch.

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 11:19 (fourteen years ago) link


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