OMG I WANT THIS AMAZING RONALDINHO BOTTLE OPENER

"Englishes" look at Ronaldinho Bottle Opener and say "haha big teeth", and what looks at it and says "Golliwog" - yet he thinks other people are racist.

-- onimo, Thursday, March 22, 2007 7:14 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

HMMMMMMM???

i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread, and you are all causing this flame-out over absolutely fuck-all. i had little or no interest in the original thread, but you have caused it to be of interest to me with your colour-sensitive fingertips. the whole thing has been unnecessary. what i was trying to say with that sentence which nabisco couldn't make sense out of is that nothing either by us or in the original thread premise was actually racist, and your collective reaction has painted us all in a disgusting light. none of us are racist, all of us are totally against racism, yet you have manipulated the situation to make it seem as though we turn a blind eye to it. this is fucking pathetic of all of you.

-- unfished business, Thursday, March 22, 2007 4:58 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

lol someone needed to take a chill pill

Tastiest racist snack = conguitos.

http://www.lacasa.es/web/conguitos/images/conguitos/img_conguitos.jpg

technically it's a sippy cup, not a baby's bottle. I don't really know what else to say.

-- horseshoe, Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:24 PM (Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:24 PM) Bookmark Link

This is still really really really funny

aw, thread deserved an anniversary revive. i'll put something in my calendar for next year.

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http://www.sltrib.com/ci_9601953?source=rv

The manufacturer behind a monkey sock puppet named for presidential candidate Barack Obama said it will not make the toy, which many had called racist.

A West Jordan company, The Sock Obama, contracted with Binkley Toy's, Inc., a custom-toy manufacturer with offices in New York and Ontario, Canada, to mass produce the doll. In a statement on Binkley's Web site, owner Rob Bishop -- who is not related to Utah's Congressman Rob Bishop -- apologized. He said that before the public's outcry of racism, he and his staff did not see any racist connection.

I tried to get thee Viceroy to read this thread, and he WOULDN'T! Can you believe it? I think it's quintessential ILX but I GUESS some folks are intimidated or perhaps even bored by 1k+ threads! TLDR syndrome is ruining our nation.

He even asked me to quit AIMinh his dozens of choice quotes. Okay, dude. Whatevs.

woah the Mick Jagger pic i posted has changed, and not for the better

OMG fuck the Obama sock monkey, look at THIS $216 nightmare!16 nightmare!

OMG I WANT THIS AMAZING RONALDINHO BOTTLE OPENER

The man, who could eat a melon through a letter box, is a party animal.

wau

this thread is still incredibly hilarious to me

hahahhaaaa

this thread is still amazing.

i would like to point out that i have been otm on this thread

Citteh want this amazing Ronaldinho bottle opener (and drinker).

Oh, der Spiegel's "Europe's Weird Ways" feature, you are the gift that keeps on giving.

EL CAGANER: (S)catalonia's Fecal Christmas Festivities

STARRING, among others, the shitting Christmas Ronaldinho:

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1365498,00.jpg

That's nothing at all, really, at all, compared to HOLLAND'S POLITICALLY INCORRECT CHRISTMAS: Santa's Little (Slave) Helper.

"Politically incorrect."

Barcelona shits:

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1365513,00.jpg

<3 love you boo.

i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread

LMAO I forgot about this.

omg a bonnie prince billy bottle stopper
http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/bonnie.jpg

Yes, Nabisco, I can read. Thanks for asking.
― ailsa, Thursday, March 22, 2007 1:16 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ok, can you COMPREHEND what you read. i guess that's the nut of the thing.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, March 22, 2007 1:17 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

the cure for common Anglophilia, this one

― milo z, Sunday, August 26, 2007 8:37 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

guys, its called DARLIE now.

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, March 22, 2007 6:27 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

^^^ 100% classic material

wait I don't get how the bottle opener is racist??

XD

;) damn nobody took the bait

BUT I present to you:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4055/4273037125_005cd8c191_o.jpg

I JUST PUT DOWN A RACIST BOTTLE OPENER WELL THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THE SORT OF THING YOU'D WANT TO BE SEEN WITH NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND A RACIST BOTTLE OPENER IS THE NAME OF MY DOG

omfg xp

I doubt anyone can find a better piece of football memorablia.

― Scik Mouthy, Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:52 PM (2 years ago)

amazing! the things people write eh!?!

what ilx2 needed was a britisher vs american race debate that also involves soccer

― ghost rider, Thursday, March 22, 2007 1:59 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

RIP

its just a classic moment of pre-clusterfuck innocense

innocence too

RIP, me

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LIMEY RETARD

― Mr. Que, Thursday, March 22, 2007 8:00 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

come back, Mr Que ;_;

great thread to read while eating ben and gerry's black and tan ice cream for st patrick's day

omg i want this amazing ian paisley bottle opener

http://www.carrollsirishgifts.com/images/products/112393.jpg

^ possibly Damien Duff?

gbx's contributions to this thread still A+

god, i don't know how you Yanks got through the whole Tiger Woods ordeal. Black man describes self as 'spaz', USA ILXors' heads simultaneously implode!

― unfished business, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:11 (2 years ago) Bookmark

^^^suggest ban

http://media.philly.com/images/300*265/20100527_inq_ajohn27z-a.JPG

Ryan Howard Garden Gnome Giveaway

MLS owner hints Ronaldinho will sign for Galaxy

http://www.toonpool.com/user/1991/files/andres_iniesta_caricature_405285.jpg