funky house sceptics, let me draw your attention to this

dunno if ive got the stomach for that CC essential mix.

Walking through stratford is like walking through the capital of every shithole war infested country on this planet bare immigrants

Uh...

yeah, yknow, marcus doesnt count, him being born here and everything.

Finally UK funky has its own Morrissey :(

does Kabul really have bare immigrants?

http://blackdownsoundboy.blogspot.com/2009/09/marcus-nasty-interview.html

semi-related but i thought this marcus interview w/ clark was a fun read, and not just for the picture. (although omg mods PLEASE put that up on the first jacob post in the thread!!!)

particularly how it's lucky he's more of a despot in word rather than deed (just dj-wise i should hasten to add, i've heard the other scary irl stories) cos the prescriptive way he carries on about mcs in funky is, albeit inversely, decidedly logan-esque. (logan who in his righteous monopoly stamped out every green shoot grime tried in its fading latter years imo.)

also haha, the cameo ragging is hilarious.

interesting interview

Can someone please Photoshop that tattoo so it reads 'Nazi'?

what monopoly does logan have?

David Guetta feat Akon – Sexy Bitch
Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden – Bonkers
Eric Prydz – Pjanoo
KIG Family – Head, Shoulders, Knees & Toes
Steve Angello & Laidback Luke ft Robin S – Show me Love (Geeneus Remix)
Crazy Cousinz & MC Versatile – Funky Anthem
Kyla – Do you mind (Crazy Cousinz Remix)
Doneao – Party Hard
Meleka – Go (Crazy Cousinz Remix)
Majestic – In The Vip (Wideboys Remix)
Kid Cudi – Day ‘n’ Nite
Enur feat Natasja – Calabria 2007
Fuzzy Logik – The way you move
Black Coffee feat Bucie – Turn Me On
Unknown – Unknown
Claude VonStroke – Who’s afraid of Detriot
Crazy Cousinz – Sonar
Egypt – In The Morning
Yonurican – Boriken Soul (Dub Mix)
Dennis Ferrer – Sinfonia Della Notte
Black Eyed Peas – Boom Boom Pow
Gracious K – Migraine Skank
D Malice – Gabryelle Refix
Chocolate Puma feat Shermanology – Only Love Can Save Me (Dub Of Boom)
Masters At Work – Work
Crazy Cousinz – Always Be My (Instrumental)
Funky Dee – Are you gonna bang doe (Scholar Remix)
Shystie – Pull It (ILL BLU Remix)
Jeremih – Birthday Sex (Funky Mix)
Karizma – Twyst This
Play feat Pelz – Nameless
Crazy Cousinz – Inflation
Jade Ewen – My Man (Perempay & Dee Remix)
Skanks & Bigfoot – Sweet Like Chocolate (Crazy Cousinz Mix)
Tina Moore – Never gonna let you go (Crazy Cousinz Mix)
Shontelle – T-shirt (Crazy Cousinz Mix)
Play – Attract
Estelle – Come Over (Crazy Cousinz Mix)
Alisha Dixon – Boy Does Nothing (Crazy Cousinz Mix)
Garrison Hawk – Sweet Music (Crazy Cousinz Mix)
Lemar – If She Knew (Crazy Cousinz Mix)
KIG – HSKT (Crazy Cousinz Mix)
Hannah Liston – Embrace Me (Crazy Cousinz Mix)
Natty – July (Crazy Cousinz Mix)

what monopoly does logan have?

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travel edition i think

reckon i can give that cousinz mix a miss but PROPS for playing Chocolate Puma feat Shermanology – Only Love Can Save Me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsubvH00gQI

bangerrr

knew i'd repped choc puma before - on the original ilm visionary proto funky thread!!

"Sunday Showers" b-_-d

the a-side "hiya kaya" as well!

"travel edition i think"

such rapier wit.

"in the morning": no 88 with a bullet :(

this is the marcus nasty rinse cd track listing (tho). looks great. note TEEDRA.

Tracklisting:

1. Fuzzy Logik - Call Me feat. L.A. Cartier
2. Lil Silva - Different
3. Ill Blu - Rider
4. Lil Silva - Seasons
5. Mad One - Untitled
6. Vato Gonzalez - 4 Minutes
7. Lil Silva - Tribal Land
8. Enrique Benetez - Cooking feat. Mia Mendez
9. Crazy Cousinz - Always Be Mine
10. Fuzzy Logik - In the Morning feat. Egypt
11. Lil Silva - Untitled
12. Altered Natives - Rass Out
13. Nitro & Plague - Inside Pushing Up Flowers feat. Essence (Naughty Remix)
14. Funkystepz - Bounce
15. Geeneus - Yellowtail VIP
16. Roska - Wonderful Day feat. Jamie George
17. Agent X - Trauma
18. Rudimental - Sexy Sexy feat. May
19. Marc Ambiance - Raindance
20. Perempay - Be Your Girl
21. Kris Baya - Heartbreaker (Ill Blu Remix)
22. Lil Silva - Pulse vs Funky
23. S-Tee - Knocking at your Door feat. Sacha
24. Scotty D & Nikki Slimting - The Sound
25. Lil Silva - Untitled
26. Sweet Boy Candy - Caught Up
27. Jallapino - Turbulence
28. Bass Boi - Hit the Dancefloor feat. Cad
29. Funkystepz - Touch On Me

also if that vato gonzalez "4 minutes" is the madonna track, i'm glad about its proximity to "seasons". been saying all year that needed to happen.

The above with ratings by me:

1. Fuzzy Logik - Call Me feat. L.A. Cartier - A+
2. Lil Silva - Different - A+
3. Ill Blu - Rider - B+
4. Lil Silva - Seasons - A++
5. Mad One - Untitled - ???
6. Vato Gonzalez - 4 Minutes - ???
7. Lil Silva - Tribal Land - A++
8. Enrique Benetez - Cooking feat. Mia Mendez - A+
9. Crazy Cousinz - Always Be Mine - A++
10. Fuzzy Logik - In the Morning feat. Egypt - A++++++
11. Lil Silva - Untitled - ???
12. Altered Natives - Rass Out - A
13. Nitro & Plague - Inside Pushing Up Flowers feat. Essence (Naughty Remix) - ???
14. Funkystepz - Bounce - A
15. Geeneus - Yellowtail VIP - A
16. Roska - Wonderful Day feat. Jamie George - B+
17. Agent X - Trauma - B
18. Rudimental - Sexy Sexy feat. May - ???
19. Marc Ambiance - Raindance - A
20. Perempay - Be Your Girl - A+
21. Kris Baya - Heartbreaker (Ill Blu Remix) - A+
22. Lil Silva - Pulse vs Funky - A
23. S-Tee - Knocking at your Door feat. Sacha - ???
24. Scotty D & Nikki Slimting - The Sound - A+++++++++++++
25. Lil Silva - Untitled - ???
26. Sweet Boy Candy - Caught Up - ???
27. Jallapino - Turbulence - A+
28. Bass Boi - Hit the Dancefloor feat. Cad - ???
29. Funkystepz - Touch On Me - ???

Looks pretty hot.

Actually the Scotty D track is only A+, I keep forgetting it's not the "It's the new sound!!" track.

Damn, I was wondering what merited those extra 12 pluses.

There's quite a lot here I don't know, which is refreshing for a commercially available funky comp. When's it out?

also i can't go to this but a uk funky night at wembley??? http://www.ukfunkylive.co.uk/

Lex, you were wondering the other week/month ago whether or not I would like funky or not or if it would be too "girly" for my tastes. Answer: no I fucking love it :-)

dog latin btw, i don't know why this pc always seems to change to this account.

marcus' cd looks big.
just need a mak 10 one now.

i think its officially time to stop hoping any funky records will blow up commercially btw. if do you mind and in the morning cant do it, i doubt any other tracks can.

i still feel like it should be able to. if electrogrime is the 09 equivalent of late 90s trance-pop (alice deejay etc.) then funky should be able to do as well as 2 step did alongside that then.

i don't see why funky can't do this either, as it's an incredibly accessible sound, although afaik (and i don't know much it seems) it hasn't properly spread throughout the suburbs yet, so maybe it's just a matter of time before it decentralises.

not the best sound but i like this -
http://www.grimeforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=37363
big!

waiting for the mj cole of funky ;)

http://www.xlr8r.com/features/2009/09/mutant-funk

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people aren't out to get me talk shit about uk funky.

good article i thought, even if he didnt try to hide his biases. weird to read geeneus saying the names a bit meaningless and that he doesnt imagine it will stick around for too long.

“'Funkstep' is a name being thrown around at the moment,” says Scratcha.

ban the uk

totally eyerolling @ you all

can I just make a simple request for more pics of cooly g?

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs152.snc1/5649_243500675152_518030152_8400212_1004313_n.jpg

I dunno if you're eye-rolling at me lex, but it kinda pisses me off that it's so much easier to publish an article saying "hey this unambitious populist dance scene is already dead but don't worry! there's an intelligent version of same that you can enjoy while retaining cred" than it is to publish an article actually talking about that scene.

I respect Fact and XLR8R and etc. (not least for being the kinds of magazines likely at least to be interested in a scene like funky) but the sad truth is that their entire approach basically demands the former kind of article - if "funkstep" didn't exist they would have had to invent it.

Hell, it sounds like something I'd come up with.

I was kind of begging for more music like Cooly G and Roska last summer on my blog.

Etymology wise funkstep is just shit, if you're going to halve UK Funky and Dubstep at least take the interesting parts. Call it DubFunk or SocaTech, or just fucking House. Its not like this is reinventing the wheel.

Cooly's entire recording career to date is just one long musical crush on DJ Gregory.

On a slightly more positive note, BOK BOK's Ripe Banana is v vry fun.

More Bloghouse people need to get into Funky if this is the quality of the result.

Thing is I think what producers like Roska and Cooly G and Scratcha DVA are doing is interesting (though apart from the name i don't see how you can distinguish them from, say, Madd.One Ill Blu, Swift Jay, Lil' Silva, Scotty D etc, all of whom they resemble as much as they resemble each other), but surely moreso in the sense of how it contributes to funky as a whole, rather than as some hermetically sealed niche for dubstep fans.

Moreover as you suggest josiah if you like these three producers then basically you have to buy into funky's crush on US house. So the only reasons I can think of to actively privilege "funkstep" as a scene over uk funky is a fear of R&B vocals and skanks - i.e. a fear of music that sounds "black".

Again, none of which is meant (by me) to suggest that this music isn't often really great and there shouldn't be more of it.

Of course probably most skank tracks would pass for "funkstep" if you removed the vocals:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3-LOiEMSyo&feature=player_embedded#t=159

that song is so good

Yeah! I love how totally indifferent to the notion of dignity this music is, it's not even like "let's go out of our way to be silly", more like "what would be the most fun thing to chant on the dancefloor".

It mystifies me that basically people want to have a separate scene with basically the same music but no vocals!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpzzGXBW4GA

In all honesty, this is what I'd like "Funkstep" to sound like.

Only at a house tempo obviously.

I'm probably going to be obsessing over Mala's 2005-2008 period for most of the next 10 years, so never mind me. Its not like I dislike vocals, I just want my Deep House to have some serious bass to it.

There's also a funky track that uses that Alicia Keys sample - Mista P, "Funky Interlude".

surely moreso in the sense of how it contributes to funky as a whole, rather than as some hermetically sealed niche for dubstep fans

well this is it - if you actually go to the nights there's no sense that it's becoming a hermetically sealed niche. the last time i saw cooly g play, she was preceded by gabriel heatwave playing lady chann, aidonia, crazy cousinz, ms dynamite - you could easily look at funky from that angle and get a completely different perspective, and lament that it's not housey enough. i haven't been to a funky night in the past half year where "in the morning" wasn't played at some point. one thing that ties the new generation of dubstep producers like ikonika, joy orbison and hudson mohawke together is their obvious love of r&b, from joy orbison's trademark cut-up soul vox to ikonika regularly dropping the-dream into her sets.

this sort of talk from roska and geeneus - and let's not forget the kind of angle geeneus has pushed over the past 12 months! - comes across less as a battle for the heart & soul of funky as a bunch of separate producers trying to work out their own individual role in a scene which is so varied that inevitably there's a bunch of stuff they don't like covered under its umbrella. anyway, in that interview isn't kyla arguing that "proper" uk funky has, with the various novelty skanks, become too masculine and too grimy? wasn't that what you were fearing a few months ago? tbh as fun for 10 seconds as the skanks are, they have gotten rather boring and lazy, and i could do without hearing most of them again.

i mean, first you were scared of funky becoming grimy, now you're scared of funky becoming dubsteppy...these influences are inevitable given that funky's appealed to grime and dubstep fans since it came into existence in its current form. but it's not as if the whole scene has lurched towards those sounds. it's still v much in a state of flux at the moment.

also fyi -

@COOLYG jus to let ppl no i dnt call my music anything its jus wat i make i did not call it FUNKSTEP THAT IS @SCRATCHADVA AND @MRROSKA
about 10 hours ago from web

tbh i think it's worked the other way round: the simultaneous lurching of lairy ladstep like caspa and rusko into the semi-mainstream and the emergence of uk funky has created a space where lush post-dubstep artists from guido to ikonika can thrive; this bleeds towards techno with hessle audio, subeena, ben ufo et al; and it co-exists in the same scene as crazy cousinz, marcus nasty, the heatwave, perempay, circle et al. joker and crazy cousinz are co-headlining some diesel music event next week!

It does seem like all of these varying viewpoints and backgrounds the artists and deejays are coming from have the potential for a huge amount of creative fertility. I've been so happy watching the Hessle Audio guys slow down and get increasingly into old Garage and dubby Deep House. And the whole combination of Grime background mixed kind of gritty Electrohouse Scratcha plays around with has sooo much potential. My issue with Bassline was that it was just so fast, the 4x4 doesn't work as well at 145 IMO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCGo7Ve8qdQ

Wish someone industrious would make a Funky refix of this tune for example.