1. An adaptation of Blood Meridian scored by Def Leppard7. An adaption of The Mikado done entirely using mobile ringtones.
7. An adaption of The Mikado done entirely using mobile ringtones.
18. an adaptation of Do You Remember Love?/Macross for the musical theater/broadway stage.
― tehresa, Friday, 11 September 2009 07:08 (fourteen years ago) link
maybe less terrible and more so not gonna happen why bc i am lazy
im dying over rice that is brown
― Angus Young (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 September 2009 12:04 (fourteen years ago) link
19. Putting a book of my poetry out20. Taking up a drug habit on the back of the highly unlikely profits from this anthology of work (any suggestions for the drugs?)
― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Monday, 14 September 2009 12:09 (fourteen years ago) link
idk I've actually been pretty impressed with yr writing. Honestly.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 14 September 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link
21. Combination mezzuzah and bottle opener, so you're never at a loss with a cold beer in your hand.
― that stupid-ass cannibal pen-pal of yours (Laurel), Monday, 14 September 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
(xxpost) not my terrible idea, but someone once suggested to me, in all seriousness, that I become a smack head in order to guarantee that I could continue to claim benefits.
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Monday, 14 September 2009 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link
patoetry plzzz
― jergins, Monday, 14 September 2009 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link
art project involving tramp stamps, semen and polaroid camera.
― ian, Monday, 14 September 2009 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
A Terrible Plan!
― velko, Monday, 14 September 2009 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link
tramp stamps on actual tramps
― fountain bleaut (s1ocki), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:15 (fourteen years ago) link
like, hoboes
i thought it would be great an edgy brooklyn gallery! you know, like, transgressive sexuality & the mainstream appeal of defacing the body. or something.
― ian, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:19 (fourteen years ago) link
you have to go for that obsessive all-over-composition style in the installation ... also you need typewritten descriptions of the context for each photo
― Suggest Bander-Meinhof Complex (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link
make the stamp say something edgy like "FEMINISM" or "ART" or something
― we like cars, we like cartoons (dyao), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:23 (fourteen years ago) link
the images will be titled with the content of the stamp.
for example:daisies no. 2chinese character nos. 1-3
― ian, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:29 (fourteen years ago) link
maybe you can install them onto a traced map of your city, with push pins, and place them in the locations where the people live or were photographed, and it could be a commentary on gentrification or routes travelled.
― Suggest Bander-Meinhof Complex (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:33 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm trying to combine all the edgy art trends I can think of ...
― Suggest Bander-Meinhof Complex (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:34 (fourteen years ago) link
^feelin this
― ROCK BAND: BORBETOMAGUS (haitch), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:37 (fourteen years ago) link
http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/dunk-hunt-tramp-stamp.jpg
― ian, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:40 (fourteen years ago) link
http://purefnevyl.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/corinthians_tramp_stamp.jpg
― ian, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:41 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.thesicness.com/pics/march09/03072009/tramp_stamp.jpg
― ian, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:42 (fourteen years ago) link
I think a pretty funny tramp stamp would be a second asshole
― we like cars, we like cartoons (dyao), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:43 (fourteen years ago) link
http://rlv.zcache.com/tramp_stamp_inspector_mug-p168228570079141682qzje_400.jpg
― ian, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:44 (fourteen years ago) link
u drunk
― a light salad of Adorno, Heidegger, Derrida and Esteban Buttez (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Nope and I still stand by that statement.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 14:05 (fourteen years ago) link
"dunk hunt"
― Angus Young (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link
20-something. momus hosts a cooking show called "cumin in a girl's mouth"
― chemical ali v. chemical frazier (m bison), Friday, 16 October 2009 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link
otherwise known as "Monday" in Japan
― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Saturday, 17 October 2009 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Freak out the receptionist at work.
Sorry John, but I like to freak you out
― I got RIPPED in 4 weeks (Z S), Saturday, 17 October 2009 03:00 (fourteen years ago) link
This thread reminds me of a scene from Office Space:
TOM: You know there are people in this world who don't have to put up with all this shit? Like that guy that invented the pet rock. You see, that's what you have to do. You have to use your mind and come up with some really great idea like that and you never have to work again!MICHAEL (with resigned, but obvious, disgust): You think the pet rock was a really great idea?TOM: Sure it was. The guy made a million dollars!
MICHAEL (with resigned, but obvious, disgust): You think the pet rock was a really great idea?
TOM: Sure it was. The guy made a million dollars!
The confident, oblivious way Tom answers Michael Bolton always makes me smile.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 17 October 2009 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Staying on to train my replacement.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 October 2009 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link
tbf is that YOUR terrible idea, or the terrible idea of the management?
― ian, Saturday, 17 October 2009 04:11 (fourteen years ago) link
you had better tell him about the hardline no homophobes policy.
― ian, Saturday, 17 October 2009 04:12 (fourteen years ago) link
my terrible idea. i haven't actually suggested it to anyone as they don't even know i'm leaving yet, but i'm considering it. means my two weeks notice would maybe be extended by one week.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 October 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Is it the kind of place, where if you concede to doing that, they could be nice and let you collect unemployment?
― sarahel, Saturday, 17 October 2009 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Blind Items...OF THE FUTURE
― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Sunday, 18 October 2009 00:34 (fourteen years ago) link
this yoga place here in the DC area had the terrible idea to send around a halloween promo email that says HAPPY YOGA'WEEN
at first I was like.. what! they are starting a yoga class with only music from WEEN? sadly, they aren't
― what kind of money? obama money! (daria-g), Thursday, 29 October 2009 04:23 (fourteen years ago) link
lol yoga'ween is utterly ridiculous.
my current terrible idea is crushing on a woman fifteen years older than me.
― ian, Thursday, 29 October 2009 04:39 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm sure she'd be flattered
― sarahel, Thursday, 29 October 2009 04:43 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, i'd rather get some snuggling tbh.
― ian, Thursday, 29 October 2009 04:46 (fourteen years ago) link
i always joked that since my last two relationship fell apart when the lady turned thirty, i really wanted to try dating someone on the cusp of 40; this lady is 39. sigh.
be careful.
― (: (: (: (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 29 October 2009 04:49 (fourteen years ago) link
well, yeah.
― ian, Thursday, 29 October 2009 04:53 (fourteen years ago) link
I saw a sticker on a car today that looked like a rastafied Motorhead logo and thought it might have said "Märleyhead". If this hasn't been done it would be a pretty terrible idea for a cover band - play the Bob songs Lemmy style and the Lemmy songs Bob style.
― joygoat, Thursday, 29 October 2009 04:59 (fourteen years ago) link
redemption song still the show stopper.
― ian, Thursday, 29 October 2009 05:01 (fourteen years ago) link
i would go out of morbid curiosity
― i ain't no daggum son of a gun (latebloomer), Thursday, 29 October 2009 06:47 (fourteen years ago) link
which may or may not be a terrible idea in itself
― i ain't no daggum son of a gun (latebloomer), Thursday, 29 October 2009 06:48 (fourteen years ago) link
want to open up a french fry shop in moscow called 'vladimir poutine'
― /\/\ /\ Y ( ) (dyao), Friday, 28 May 2010 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link
that is not a terrible idea, it's a TERRIFIC idea!
― village idiot (dog latin), Friday, 28 May 2010 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link
4000 Years
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 21:06 (seven months ago) link
Improve a poem or aphorism by replacing the word "beauty" with the word "booty."
E.g., "Booty is truth; truth, booty."
― Breakfast at Tiffani Amber Thiessen's (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 08:13 (six months ago) link
country song called "mama sure loved to say the n-word"
― donald wears yer troosers (doo rag), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 08:26 (six months ago) link
movie script called "raging fury" - the 2nd coming of jesus christ as a foul-mouthed violent bigot who utters sassy catchprases while beating the tar out of his antagonists
― donald wears yer troosers (doo rag), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 08:31 (six months ago) link
self help book "wank your way to inner peace"
― donald wears yer troosers (doo rag), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 08:32 (six months ago) link
Experimental bodybuilding:Pudgy chest and arms, shredded sixpack, skinny legs...Or, right arm and left leg jacked, smooth, honey brown and oiled, every thing else pale, hairy and dry...
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 11:25 (six months ago) link
for the booty of the earth
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 17:04 (six months ago) link
AI toilet that wipes your butt for you
but sometimes incorrectly
could it be called Weyeps Blutt
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 23:55 (six months ago) link
Paul McCartney to release an acoustic album of James Brown covers: Mutha's Nature's Son.
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 27 October 2023 15:52 (six months ago) link
The Shipping Forecast
A podcast wherein I soothingly read the hot trends on fanfic sites.
Sonic mpreg, moderate or good. Luigi x Bowser, moving slowly, enemies to lovers.
― emil.y, Friday, 3 November 2023 04:17 (six months ago) link
a compilation of silent lead ins from classic ECM album openers
― corrs unplugged, Friday, 3 November 2023 07:38 (six months ago) link
lmao
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 November 2023 13:42 (six months ago) link
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/ArIAAOSwgXRjr7Fu/s-l1200.webp
― don't let days go by, Listerine (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 November 2023 13:49 (six months ago) link
In association football tournaments, abolish penalty kicks. After extra time, a panel of three judges scores each half and extra time and chooses the winner, like boxing
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Sunday, 5 November 2023 22:50 (six months ago) link
...or, every ten minutes of extra time they stop and bring in the sidelines and move the goals closer together...
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Sunday, 5 November 2023 23:20 (six months ago) link
Starby's: Home of the Pumkin Spice Beef
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 30 November 2023 22:18 (five months ago) link
A historical fiction novel about former king of Denmark Harald "Bluetooth" Gormsson which mostly focuses on his personal life and his inability to connect with others.
― silverfish, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 17:08 (five months ago) link
Double or triple the size of basketball courts and the height of the nets.
― lethbridge-pfunkboy (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 18:42 (five months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-yfZn5iYJE
― brimstead, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 19:53 (five months ago) link
lmao at STUPID CRAP FACE
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 20:21 (five months ago) link
Hard-core dilettante I apologize for being the "here's the relevant xkcd" person but here's the relevant xkcd
https://xkcd.com/2852
― ; Powell (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 21:08 (five months ago) link
I don't engage with sports at all but I watched that entire video, totally enthralled by theirdedication to generating max stupidity.
― Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 21:20 (five months ago) link
An edit of Whigfield's 'Saturday Night' that's just 4 minutes and 26 seconds of the "quack quack quack quack" bit from the very beginning on repeat.
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 21 February 2024 20:54 (two months ago) link
Along the lines of Caninus and Hatebeak, a sensitive alt-rock band with two horses on lead vocals called The Neighsayers
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 4 April 2024 20:51 (one month ago) link
And this guy on drums?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4vpIIGxvVs/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
― meatster of puppets (peace, man), Thursday, 4 April 2024 21:45 (one month ago) link
there should be a new Hays Code, only instead of requiring adherency to decency standards, it should have only one rule - that all biopics have to be a minimum of 35% inaccurate, and there has to be sorcery in them at some point.
― ain't nothin but a brie thing, baby (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 May 2024 16:02 (four days ago) link