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right, socialism is clearly the coming -ism...

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Upthread... they're trying to pull the Iraq rug out from under the US troops 'cause Iraq is all the troops have to stand on and if Iraq disappears the troops will fall over? Maybe it would make more sense if the dude was an Iraqi and the rug was the troops.

Maybe I'm missing something, I have been drinking. (I know the Day by Day cartoon would make no more sense sober though.)

ledge, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:57 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/072307.jpg

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070723.jpg

haha! oh, that duck never ceases to amaze! Algore sure is fat lol!

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/8203_thumb.gif

kingfish, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link

fun never stops:

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/8213_thumb.gif

hey, we can all agree with this one:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/boomerembar.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/07.07.20.ZeroVisibility.jpg

oh those democrats.

kingfish, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/07.07.19.DrumsofWar.jpg

kingfish, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link

no one even reads the enquirer anymore! xpost

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link

I have to stop reading this thread.

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, July 19, 2007 3:37 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/varv072407a.jpg

sweet, you have the 1993-slacker mixed with 1980s-movie-"goofball"-character. How wacky!

kingfish, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.autogrammalbum.de/images/Levine__Jerry.JPG

kenan, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link

http://del.icio.us/tag/teenwolf

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/PN072707.jpg

I like how Bill Oreilly/FNC's attempts at attacked JetBlue for their support of the YearlyKos thing has spread around to the other usual rightwing idiots.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/tnrsit.jpg

Again, if you do anything but clap louder in support, you are actively disrespecting our troops, if not completely re-enacting apocryphal stories of hippies

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070725.jpg

this is awesome. apparently, the target of this full week's worth of character assassination is al gore. I guess the duck must of run out of al sharpton attacks.

kingfish, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link

I want a remote that says "click" when I turn off the TV

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link

i guess i don't really have a problem with that last one

it's a knock on live earth: fine by me!

river wolf, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 20:28 (sixteen years ago) link

OMG defiant boredom. That is so hot in conservative TV watchers.

humansuit, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Chris Muir is a virgin, right?
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/072507.jpg

milo z, Thursday, 26 July 2007 00:45 (sixteen years ago) link

PREGNANT WOMEN B FAT LOLZ

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 26 July 2007 03:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Dial back an F-stop? What, do they not have enough light for exposure?

Girolamo Savonarola, Thursday, 26 July 2007 06:37 (sixteen years ago) link

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2006-08-03.png

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-07-25.png

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-07-18.png

haha, oh those stoopid tax-paying citizens. How dumb are they if they think they're opinion matters for anything, regardless of whether they actually have family over there dying in the sandbox?

kingfish, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:21 (sixteen years ago) link

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-07-23.png

thank God he copyrighted this

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-07-20.png

wow, an overheated market reaching new heights? funny story about what happens with that...

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-07-19.png

i can't tell if this is just a need for thickheaded literalism, or just a really lazy grasp at some sort of joke, or both.

kingfish, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:23 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0725cd.jpg

haha. "tort lobby". whatsamatta, you can't use "trial lawyers" to demonize the guy anymore?

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0725dd.jpg

good thing the other side doesn't keep moving those goalposts.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0725bd.jpg

exactly, b/c you get no better result than killing off all sex education. Man, those liberal teachers. Think they're so big with their 8x10 glossies of current presidential nominees, what do they know.

kingfish, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:34 (sixteen years ago) link

curly-haired libruls be ignant about sports

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't think anybody disagrees with ol' Mallard on this one, but that being so, why the cartoon about it?

kenan, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link

because he needs to show how the effete, balding-yet-curly hair ex-hippie tweed-clad libruls couldn't be bothered to come down from their ivory towers to know about pro-wrestling or other culture that _real_ Americans like.

kingfish, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Love the looks of befuddlement on mom & dad in the sex ed one. "Fucked if I know, son -- you two are both adopted!"

Phil D., Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:13 (sixteen years ago) link

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-07-20.png

Stocks plunge; Dow falls more than 400

By JOE BEL BRUNO, AP Business Writer 37 minutes ago

NEW YORK - Wall Street suffered its biggest plunge of the year Thursday, leading global markets lower as investors fled stocks amid increasing uneasiness about the mortgage and corporate lending markets. The Dow Jones industrials briefly fell nearly 450 points, while Treasury yields plunged as investors moved money into bonds.

Investors who had been able to shrug off discomfort about subprime mortgage problems and a more difficult environment for corporate borrowing appeared to finally succumb to those concerns after another disappointing home sales report from the Commerce Department early Thursday. The Dow surpassed the 416 points it lost on Feb. 27 after a nearly 10 percent decline in Chinese stock markets.

Phil D., Thursday, 26 July 2007 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.newstarget.com/cartoons/sunscream_600.jpg

CANCER INDUSTRY

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 26 July 2007 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panic_of_1893

kingfish, Thursday, 26 July 2007 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link

wait she's 40??

river wolf, Thursday, 26 July 2007 23:28 (sixteen years ago) link

OMG that "cancer industry" one is fucking apalling.

Trayce, Friday, 27 July 2007 01:24 (sixteen years ago) link

if you think that's apalling, you should see the sales figures that these sunscreen companies rake in annually -- or should I say the cancer industry merely working under the guise of the sunscreen industry

iiiijjjj, Friday, 27 July 2007 01:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Sunscreen Industry

gr8080, Friday, 27 July 2007 07:47 (sixteen years ago) link

also WTF look how composed and prepared that liberal teacher is to explain sex and how HORRIBLY FUCKING MORTIFIED those parents are.

gr8080, Friday, 27 July 2007 07:51 (sixteen years ago) link

That "Cancer Industry" one was funnier in CLERKS when it was a chewing gum sales rep.

Phil D., Friday, 27 July 2007 14:06 (sixteen years ago) link

"the powerful bread lobby keeps blocking my research"

Martin Van Burne, Friday, 27 July 2007 14:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Laura Liberal looks like a bro

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 July 2007 14:11 (sixteen years ago) link

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-07-27.png

happy, happy sun.

kingfish, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes, Al Gore's SUV produces more pollution than the entirety of the world's cows. After all, Al Gore is fat, LOL!!!11

Neil S, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:04 (sixteen years ago) link

humon-
gous

DJ Mencap, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:05 (sixteen years ago) link

now now, he clearly didn't have room in that panel for a bigger text balloon

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:06 (sixteen years ago) link

when your jabs at the hypocrisy of "green" folk inadvertently make a good case for wide adoption of vegatarianism, classic or dud?

elmo argonaut, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:09 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/072807.jpg

haha, any fact or evidence contrary to the Party or the Party's aims must immediately be attacked and anybody standing against the party must be destroyed, credibly or otherwise. Facts that don't measure must be the work of craven traitors and those who wish to weaken the Heimatland.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm070726.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/nifongco.jpg

kingfish, Saturday, 28 July 2007 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb0727wj.jpg

haw haw, only gutless, latte-sipping pussies practice statecraft!

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20070730RZ1AP-Spitzer.jpg

kingfish, Saturday, 28 July 2007 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link

NIFONG NIFONG NIFONG

W...T...F...

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Sunday, 29 July 2007 07:12 (sixteen years ago) link

well, doncha see? Asking the attorney general about illegal shit he did is JUST like the Duke Lacrosse case! Completely!

kingfish, Sunday, 29 July 2007 07:36 (sixteen years ago) link

i have absolutely no idea what the fuck this one is about, from the NYT editors in their ivory tower skyscraper onward:

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/072907.jpg

kingfish, Monday, 30 July 2007 07:01 (sixteen years ago) link

take yer pick:

on the one hand, we actually have one about pat tillman:

http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7B1A4C4B64-F878-470E-B69C-D28F664F2FE9%7D.gif

and on the other:

http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7B3A17DF90-55B3-43A6-A277-4E5E2D3507CC%7D.gif

we have a michael moore is fat. and just look how fat he is! why, he has not one but TWO ice cream cones stuck to his large, muu-muu-like outer skin. And not only is he so fat and thus has no credible argument, for how better to dispute the nature of the premises and conclusions made than to repeatedly point out how fat their maker is and no other response, but he apparently either wanders around in wintry northern michigan, or has just finished dining, since those two ice cream cones haven't even began to melt either from body heat or the ambient temperature. Why, one of them is still a perfect sphere of ice cream!

kingfish, Monday, 30 July 2007 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link


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