Making love to black metal - share rituals and techniques etc, whatever

penis liek ;_;

-- Thomas Fratta, Saturday, 6 November 2004 21:45 (3 years ago)

DHG is horrible
dodheimsgard is the greatest shit ever

plus, i think vortex needs to sing in more bands

this thread needs to be revived every so often ...

Can anyone locate the thread where Sami & Janne are bragging about their repective bands and threatening each other?

but frostbite on genital is no fun, i warn you.

― Vas Djifrens, Thursday, November 4, 2004 7:22 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark

no, it doesn't sound like fun

o_O

good times, this thread LOL

How did I miss this thread? It may be the best ever.

stuffing my slatanic stump in her soggy sewer brings forth blackward banal messages farting from her mayhemic windpipe.

this is the greatest sentence in language

Make sour hate to me, o rancid one

but frostbite on genital is no fun, i warm you.

How did I miss this thread? It may be the best ever.

― ô_o (Nicole), Saturday, May 29, 2010 9:55 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

just about ANYTHING involving the ILX black metal crew is comedy gold.

Enough! This novelty shit is fucking shit. First parrot, then dog, then koala are to sing for some shitful joke band? It is ridiculous!

i make hate ("love" is a christianized value, which i spit on and stamp into ground) in the way of my wolfen brethren. i come and conquer like beast and leave them quaking in fear, my black seed gestating in their womb like virus. i leave in morning without trace, only my scat left on the cold floor. it is the blackest of ways, the nightspirit wills it.

the inimitable vas djifrens

Of course as you know Drusilla usually prefer the Lacuna Coil and so forth when making hate, though sometimes she get drunk and on this occasion ask that I put on Bestial Warlust while she light black candle. What we then do is not for me to say, but I can tell you it is not to drink tea and have cucumber fucking sandwich.

can't believe pal utlendi was 2 years ago

Sami, if you ever meet a woman, you should really try making love to black metal, it's unbelievable.
-- the music mole (colinsbarrowREMOV...), November 4th, 2004.
also, cleaning house, watering plant (well in my case feed flies and blood to death plant), and hunting for food just to beginn to start with. black metal is not just music it is lifestyle!
black metal also get bloodstains off weapons, it is quite ingenious the ways it can be applied. i tend to leave blood of enemies on though. power is gained through their slaughter.

-- Vas Djifrens

it is not to drink tea and have cucumber fucking sandwich.