What is the correct onomotopaeic spelling of the Law & Order sound?

i work for an eye bank and for a sec i was gonna be excited that maybe we got his eyes, but alas. damn you, orbach!

what i wouldn't give to know the cell count and death-to-preservation stats on those peepers of his.

this thread is fucking retarded.

short of having BRISCOE-VISION, i would possibly settle for chris meloni sitting on my face.

Looks like I'll be putting off lunch for another hour or two, then.

Her hair is Logan brown
Her lips sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold
She's got Jerry Orbach eyes
She'll turn her music on you
You won't have to think twice
She's pure as New York snow
She got Jerry Orbach eyes

And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious and she knows just
What it takes to make a pro blush
She got Serena Southerlyn stand off sighs
She's got Jerry Orbach eyes

She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll lay you on her throne
She got Jerry Orbach eyes
She'll take a tumble on you
Roll you like you were dice
Until you come out blue
She's got Jerry Orbach eyes

She'll expose you, when she snows you
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
She's ferocious and she knows just
What it takes to make a pro blush
All the boys think she's a spy
She's got Jerry Orbach eyes

And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please ya
She's precocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make a pro blush
All the boys think she's a spy
She's got Jerry Orbach eyes

She'll tease you
She'll unease you
Just to please ya
She's got Jerry Orbach eyes
She'll expose you, when she snows you
She knows ya
She's got Jerry Orbach eyes

this thread is fucking retarded.

Hush, you, this is the greatest thread I have ever started.

And I realize that isn't saying much.

She's pure as New York snow

I just realized this lyric is hilarious

THUNK THUNK.

DUMP DUMP

KRUNK KRUNK

Fremmeneppe - Venetta

That's the theme song, nabisco.

BIRD WORD

We've discussed the theme song already:

Law and Order show
Law and Order show now
Law and Order show

Okay so first comes the law part,
and then comes the order part
First we'll arrest them and
then we'll indict them and
then ...

There is gonna be a twi - ist
And it'll blow your mind

Law and Order show ...

Those are the lyrics, not a phonetic transcription of the music!

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.

dum dum da-nump dah
dum dum da-nump dah, dah
dum dum da-nump daaaaah

la de-de deedle da dee dee
da deedle da dee dee
da doodle-dee doodle-da
doodle-dee doodle-da DAAAAAA

bweedle-oop BA dup dup dup DWEE-DAAOOOW
bam bwanump BWEE-dwaow DAA

dum dum da-nump dah

TAN DUN

"So I told her, I'm not filing those reports unless you -- hey, what's THAT?"

"Someone call the police!"

LONG PIG

TIN TIN

DUNH DUNH

-- HI DERE

Definitely.

I can't decide if this thread is getting better or worse.

QUIN QUIN

JAR VIK

DAN DAN

hey quincie how bout you lick my nuts

TEA BAG

FALUN GONG

JUS TEN

BIG HOOS

CHING CHUNG

STF UP

DOG TITS

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all wanna do is zooma zooma ZOOM ZOOM in a POOM POOM

It's BOOM BOOM, not POOM POOM, man!

jesus this thread

POON TANG

.

DIDDY KONG

FAT LIP

BAT SHIT

quincie trying to rack up some pissy points this afternoon

I don't even want to know where you can redeem those.

dude can I help it that I spent the better part of the day trying to remove some of the beachfull of sand up my ed asst's vagina? Some was bound to enter mine!

xpost NB?