Sorry, went off to get my dinner. here is my first attempt at making up a clue.
Shuffled naive harridans for an ILX photoshopping opportunity (7,4)
― ailsa, Monday, 31 August 2009 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Woops that should be (6,8)
Andrei Arshavin
― mccannesque outrage (onimo), Monday, 31 August 2009 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Yep.
― ailsa, Monday, 31 August 2009 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Try original soundtrack with hesitation on drug, or a hormone. (12)
― ledge, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 08:31 (fourteen years ago) link
testosterone
― krakow, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 10:01 (fourteen years ago) link
yup
― ledge, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 10:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Hurrah! Will think on a clue.
― krakow, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 10:15 (fourteen years ago) link
sixteen hours later
― Horace Silver Machine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 02:46 (fourteen years ago) link
A man is allowed time to think is he not?
― krakow, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 07:34 (fourteen years ago) link
P.S. go buy a newspaper! ;-)
― krakow, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 07:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Dislike of delay to online chat with hospital users we heard (10)
― krakow, Thursday, 3 September 2009 10:21 (fourteen years ago) link
impatience
― ledge, Thursday, 3 September 2009 10:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Haha, bingo. Sorry Horace Silver Machine (James Redd and the Blecchs), I have a big smile on my face, it's just a gentle thread-suitable ribbing, no hard feelings intended!
― krakow, Thursday, 3 September 2009 10:54 (fourteen years ago) link
I knew it was a relatively easy one, but I couldn't resist.
― krakow, Thursday, 3 September 2009 10:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Evil agents corrupt preacher (10)
― mccannesque outrage (onimo), Friday, 4 September 2009 12:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Evangelist
― Horace Silver Machine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 4 September 2009 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link
correct
― mccannesque outrage (onimo), Friday, 4 September 2009 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link
See flying saucer after beers, if drunk (7)
― ledge, Friday, 4 September 2009 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Frisbee
― krakow, Friday, 4 September 2009 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Second note without lead for example makes an unholy racket (5,5)
Some may disagree with my definition! ;-)
― krakow, Sunday, 6 September 2009 09:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Dunno.
Hammer tong slave port in Texas (9)
― Horace Silver Machine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 7 September 2009 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link
_ L _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ L
― krakow, Monday, 7 September 2009 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Galveston
― ailsa, Monday, 7 September 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Galveston.
Inclination towards prison spell (8)
― Nostalgie de la Bwoyee (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 September 2009 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link
d'oh. Okay, just the clue then.
How does Galveston work?
― krakow, Monday, 7 September 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Anagram ("hammer") of "tong slave".
― Nostalgie de la Bwoyee (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 September 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link
"tong slave" hammered into a different shape = Galveston, which is a port in Texas.
xpost!
― ailsa, Monday, 7 September 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Thanks. I was looking at/for Gavel=Hammer somehow.
― krakow, Monday, 7 September 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Yours is "Black Metal" krakow, yes?
― Nostalgie de la Bwoyee (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 September 2009 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Aye, that it is. I wasn't convinced on the clueing and it did seem to cause a pause. Criticisms welcome.
― krakow, Monday, 7 September 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link
not sure about 'b' for second note, that suggests 'd' to me instead. other than that, works well enough.
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Monday, 7 September 2009 23:08 (fourteen years ago) link
How come d? I'm not well-versed in music theory, so assumed that notes went in alphabetical order.
― krakow, Monday, 7 September 2009 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Sorry. I should google first, post second! I see that they go C D E F G A B
― krakow, Monday, 7 September 2009 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link
I was looking at "re" or "ray" like Do Re (Ray) Mi :-(
― ailsa, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 07:16 (fourteen years ago) link
close relationship (7)
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link
divorce
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link
I was looking at "re" or "ray" like Do Re (Ray) Mi :-(Me too.
― Horace Silver Machine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 13:31 (fourteen years ago) link
shit darra that was quick!
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah but was it right?
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link
it was.
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 13:36 (fourteen years ago) link
well i'm not making any more clues after my string of schoolboy errors, tbh.
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 13:37 (fourteen years ago) link
_______T
― Nostalgie de la Bwoyee (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link
penchant
― Horace Silver Machine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Correct
― Nostalgie de la Bwoyee (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Nice clue. I tried quite hard with that one but couldn't get it, a bit of a d'oh! moment now I see the answer.
Close relationship is also good.
― krakow, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Stylish ilx poster has too much time for cheap fast food joint (7, 7)
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Friday, 11 September 2009 08:42 (fourteen years ago) link
i just can't seem to fit my username in there anywhere, tbh. stumped.
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Friday, 11 September 2009 08:44 (fourteen years ago) link
actual poster in question is actual noted fast food connoisseur, actually
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Friday, 11 September 2009 08:54 (fourteen years ago) link