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she said she forgot to pee
he said he forgot to shit
open to the public
piss and shit
no one gives a fuck anymore

no one gives a fuck anymore

a whore
walks the streets
he's searchin for meat
money runs this world
it's so easy to see

sex for bucks
who got fucked?
you, the girl
or the world?

come on people
it's only paper
government trash
queen on the throne
and i'm king fuck
jerkin my bone

she said she forgot to pee
pee
he said he forgot to shit
shit shit shit shit
open to the public
piss and shit
no one gives a fuck anymore

no one gives a fuck anymore

dude, tonetta is noize board only. you'll freak these animal collective kids out.

They will come to like it and soon there will be a poll for best Tonetta777 jam

He's sort of a cross between Jandek and Peaches, but better.

surely the one with "i mean a really really really good fuck" xp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3ygGJBhUjo

interview:
http://www.lolokaust.com/tonetta.html

Thanks for making this thread!

OH my god, thank you!

DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS is just so . . . effortless.

if flash and the pan cursed like sailors and danced in their underwear i think it'd sound a lot like this

wow he grooves and makes some serious points

i almost made this thread this morning but i chickened out. THANK U STEVE.

also wish i could find "81 inch PRIME ass" or whatever it was called. that was the first tonetta jam i heard, wanna hear it again.

81 Inch Pime Ass
This song is performed by Tonetta777.

I'm going to tickle your ass
with my tongue
As you know
I'm well hung
Gonna make you laugh
wiggle and squirt
With just one push you'll scream "ooh that hurt"
Gonna tickle your ass
tickle your ass
tickle your ass with my tongue
But deep down baby
you love every inch
You'll go crazy
captivity's a cinch
I'll own you all
you great big beautiful doll
I wished for this night
for so many pounds of delight
Yeah
I kiss away the past
thanks to your great big ass

"I kiss away the past
thanks to your great big ass"

have truer words ever been spoken?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5vlco4yvSc

http://www.swift-move.com/videos/id_661/title_81-Inch-Prime-Ass/

dude is a truly talented songwriter. i am 100% serious when i say this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfIA-ZqoWKc

reason 85793378493 to love the internet

cool but i think i'm going to have nightmares now.

Sébastien, you're my hero. Thanks!

81 Inch Prime Ass is complete genius, it sounds a bit like the scat-obsessed mid-70's Gainsbourg.

<3 this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvUeGaa8Ko8

nsfw

or it gets the hose again

looks kind of like David Yow in that last one

first time i saw his vids, i thought they were JJ Cale tracks he was just creepily lipsyncing to

drum machine sync next level shit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAbGp5RoMLo

http://www.youtube.com/user/tonetta777archive#play/uploads/121/lrDNva9zj9w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnYv8RTL834

genius.

$VIRAL$ goes through my head about 50% of the time.

what's the best way to get the audio off of these? none of the sites that purport to do that seem to work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PyR7ySJPaM

omg... i wonder how long he's been doing these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz_vuSbLo5M

not watching any of these ever again. Spent last week trying not to sing "i'm gonna tickle your ass with my tongue, as you know i'm well hung" out loud because it was totally stuck in my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCFxT7dCrV0

holy shit side a of the siltbreeze 7"

seriously these songs are catchy at fuck. what has he tapped into here?

and the videos are totally not even an essential part of what makes him amazing. it doesn't have to be visual. and it's not a joke.

Drugs Drugs Drugs is one of the best songs this year.

I will almost certainly be voting his '09 Youtube collection as a top ten P+J album of the year; we should start a pact.

Glad to hear more tracks where he drops the drum machine.

can someone post the mp3 collection again?

Yes I'm re-uploading it right now.

I am a fan of this guy's music

is that a penis on his shirt in 'hungry eyes'?

You should still be able to dowload the mp3 collection from here :
Tonetta777 - 2009 - YouTube
I will put a link to rapidshare later.

Drugs Drugs Drugs is one of the best songs this year.

― J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Thursday, September 10, 2009 7:53 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

yeah at first I was like "haha another internet crazy" but now there's nothing harder hitting than DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS & that john & yoko song upthread

aside from the piss n' shit stuff, this guy has some genuinely interesting lyrics: 'sex for bux, who got fucked? you, the girl, or the world', for example mentioned upthread

i think i really unironically love this guy

No one gives a fuck anymore.

why is he naked

from the interview linked above it really just sounds like he's naked cuz it's funny and weird

Not calling him a liar, but his insistence on heterosexuality kind of comes off as "PS-I've gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now."

i mean but who cares

no one gives a fuck anymore

i had a dream last night that brandon boyd was into piss n' shit

no more tonetta before bed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex2d_gXp-xg

this is astonishing on about 5 different levels and contains the best line of 2010 (WITH OR WITHOUT WE'RE TWO OF A KIND)

but whether he's really appropriating the gaga genderfuck as metaphor for his own enigmatic presence, or if he really just has the hots for lady gaga, wow

Looks like the fame is going straight to his gut.

the dance floor was indifferent to $Viral$

no-one gives a fuck any more

exactly. But then some nerd ran up to ask excitedly about Dee D Jackson and he was all like, "I think I have this. I just haven't played it before."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ug6994nDA4
POWER
YOU ERUPT MY VOLCANO
POWER

album does not disappoint. now matter how shitty the day, almost instantly puts me in a good mood

^^ OTM. easily my most listened to artist this year. only misgiving is that a lot of his stuff sounds the same. id love to hear him push his music a bit more with stuff e.g. that 'john and yoko' song.

Tonetta interview
http://www.hunterandcook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/DSC_0006.jpg

secret penis nsfw

awesome interview.
this is pretty good btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysGm6mvVnR4

Another lp is coming
http://blacktentpress.com/images/BlackTentPress-040.jpg
There's a seven inch, as well.
http://blacktentpress.com/artist/TONETTA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WEluBP2Kjg

this is giving me ~tonetta~ vibes

WHOA
http://cache0.bigcartel.com/product_images/29587837/BlackTentPress-044.jpg

"7 inch"

Do you have a link? Seriously, 7 inch? Not 2xlp?

Dear tiny little publishing company, do not fuck up on your LP mastering like last time. Hopefully the Jimmy buffety early sounding stuff makes it on here.

Also, tiny company, please get your price down somehow.

I was DJing in a massive art gallery on Saturday Night and one of the artists complained that the music was too corporate so I played 'Really Big Cock' by Tonetta. It was then suggested that maybe I just play Motown.

people are horrible

the "7 inch" note is about his cock, not the album. It's an LP.
http://blacktentpress.com/item/14/TONETTA-777-VOL-II

Forks, my LP and 7 inch both had high numbers. Don't know if they are sending later numbers first or if the run is nearing its end.

Mastering on the 7 inch is good, although the source is really lo-fi. The LP is still a bit quiet, but it seems to be an improvement over 777 I. No weird Jimmy Buffett style numbers yet, but I'm hoping.

Delete "weird," insert "awesome" or nothing.

Oh MY GOD. I just found out about Tonetta and I am enthralled. I am so, so happy right now, watching his Youtube channel.

his beats suck ass

Haha, definitely. A 2xLP is in the works. Wonder if I will feel like a sucker for ordering it. This last one was kind of boring.

I'm sort of surprised by the focus on his music over the persona. I now love the songs I've heard, but I would probably not have listened to them if I hadn't been drawn in by the first video I saw (forget the name - something w/ lyrics "I'm so horny I could choke on a cock"). The music is kind of a medium for the character for me. Regardless, <3.

This is great and really sinister; I continue to be amazed that he's capable of consistently producing good new music within such a very narrow wavelength
dude is the minimalist lil b
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iy_jqJPsNo

I ordered the vinyls only a month ago. I can't remember the numbering, but it seemed that they were mid-run. I was surprised, I thought they'd have sold out by now.
Anyway they sound fantastic

There's a "Drugs Drugs Drugs" remake posted last August with clearer production values:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZFUTJRJ96Y

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/tonetta-wants-you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1u2B2FIyAI

http://www.facebook.com/TheWeightSaint/photos/a.10150431630035227.630937.139080040226/10153920308685227/

Thought that'd be a new Tonetta video. It wasn't, so I went looking for one. He's not getting worse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRUuuOT25eE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBFkzgB-9zQ

took me a minute

was curious what tonetta was up to... he's been up to a lot!
https://tonetta777.bandcamp.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6UsS_6vP6s

A couple weeks ago I watched this short "documentary" on him. It's predictably fascinating and teeters between hilarious and heartbreaking. He's also posted a couple cooking videos to youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl7VNgPRm9w