OMG I WANT THIS AMAZING RONALDINHO BOTTLE OPENER

That's Ronaldo, not Ronaldinho. Probably best not to think all black guys look the same on this thread, Alex.

lolololololol

the brits have pulled another one back

haha my bad. isn't Ronaldinho's real name Ronaldo? I guess I underestimated the odds of there being two black soccer superstars with similiar names and prominent teeth. I mean I'm American, it's not like I know shit about socer.

Ronaldo's real name: Ronaldo Luis Nazário de Lima
Ronaldinho's real name: Ronaldo de Assís Moreira

This is Ronaldo Guiaro, who was known as both Ronaldo and Ronaldinho during his career:

http://www.libero.fm/dbimg/1788_eidhseis.jpg

god help us if christiano ronaldo ever achieves fame in the states

Which isn't to mention Ronaldao, who I can't find a picture of.

i know who christiano ronaldo is

2x

have a goddamn cookie, if you're that knowledgeable you'll tell me who manchester united signed him from WITHOUT consulting wikipedia

he's opening Rooney's bottle here

http://www.ministryoftruth.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/manu.jpg

calm down dude

CLUE: IT WASN'T BENFICA OR PORTO

Louis, do you shout "OOOH I KNOW THIS ONE" when you're at pub quizzes?

i have no idea, asshole!

enjoy your cookie

Sporting

xp to dom: there is, occasionally, a fleeting raise of the eyebrows

DAN GETS A COOKIE

no thanx

it is a salted oreo, still tempted?

In Brazil both Ronaldo and Ronaldinho are known as Ronaldinho, with Ronaldinho being called Ronaldinho Gaúcho (because he's from the south of Brazil were they have all the cattle) to distinguish them.

Oh wow, so many xposts.

Ronaldinho was named by his parents after famous American Ronald Reagan.

FACT

Or Cristiano Ronaldo or Ronaldo was. I forget.

It's Cristiano I think.

def. cristiano

High fives.

That's it, I'm going to call him the Gipper from now on.

Introduce all of the soccer world's Ronaldos to Bush: he will quickly sort them out into Rons, Ronnys, Don Blossoms, and Mentadents.

http://www.bayocstudio.com/catalog/images/jay_z.jpg

OMG I WANT THIS AMAZING MODEL OF RONALDINHO TAKING A SHIT

http://www.caganer.com/images/caganer_ronaldinho.jpg

(also available in Puyol, Henry, Messi and The Pope http://www.caganer.com/product_info.php?products_id=245 )

Messi, eh.

Actually Puyol, and The Po(o)pe as well.

LET'S SEE WHAT IRANCARTOON.COM MAKES OF RONNIE:

http://www.irancartoon.com/2005/best/Mehdi-Alibeygi-Iran.jpg

LET'S COMPARE THIS WITH THEIR CONDIE RICE:

http://www.irancartoon.com/2005/best/Cau-Gomes-Brazil2.jpg

Your navel still below your tits is it?

ihttp://irancartoon.com/2005/winners/2.jpg

http://irancartoon.com/2005/winners/2.jpg

http://irancartoon.com/2005/winners/Omar-Figueroa-Turcios.jpg

what the shit

was this thread really just last March, or is something wrong with the datestamping? It feels like The Ronaldinho Bottle Opener Thread was actually, like, eons back

OMG I WANT THIS AMAZING MODEL OF RONALDINHO TAKING A SHIT

iirc the caganer (a little figure that shits in the corner of a model of the nativity) is a Catalan tradition and they often use famous people. Oh, wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

Kakkers - The Flemish, Belgian variation of the Caganer

http://www.sportcartoons.co.uk/caricatures/jagger.jpg

I'd still REALLY like a Garrincha Corinthian please.

Here you go:

http://www.glosk.com/photos/UK/74/-3581374/83545_b.jpg

http://yellowperil.org/bernie/gookie.jpg

"Englishes" look at Ronaldinho Bottle Opener and say "haha big teeth", and what looks at it and says "Golliwog" - yet he thinks other people are racist.

-- onimo, Thursday, March 22, 2007 7:14 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

HMMMMMMM???