Batman Begins: The Thread

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Yeah, the ninja thing was goofy, but it wasn't the reason Bruce Wayne became Batman. "Ordinary" crime was. And Huk, of course fiction has to face real-life issues - I just don't have to approve the solutions it offers.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:44 (eighteen years ago) link

plz name the last ten fictions that provided solutions to 'real-life issues' ( = EVERYTHING btw) that you approved of. also: YR TAKE ON 'WAIT (THE WHISPER SONG)' PLZ.

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Stories where Batman simply saves the world belong more to the realm of fantasy, and because of that you don't have to judge them based on real-life criteria. Otherwise you'd have to do that to every damn fantasy epic there is.

But the saving-the-world element itself isn't what makes the story fascist. Every other fantasy epic doesn't take place in a realistic urban metropolis where a crimefighting capitalist has to clean up a chaotic society. In this case though, the saving of the world element becomes a justification for any other infractions that Batman may commit.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't ever read Squadron Supreme, Walter; you will hate it.

Why, does it consist of boring action scenes and horrible, repetitive dialog?

walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Walter, what about Rimbaud/Rambo?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

plz name the last ten fictions that provided solutions to 'real-life issues'

Human Resources
Doomsday Book
Blindness
Triple X
Mary Poppins
Street of Shame
Pi
Together
Dr. Strangelove
Red Beard
The Tale of One Bad Rat


Those are the first ten to come to mind. Though the real answer is, maybe we don't need the sort of instant solutions Batman and other superheroes offer.


YR TAKE ON 'WAIT (THE WHISPER SONG)' PLZ.

What's that?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 19:01 (eighteen years ago) link

what instant solutions????

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Walter, what about Rimbaud/Rambo?

I'm not sure if you're asking about Rimbaud and Rambo or if there's something called Rimbaud/Rambo. At any rate, I know very little about Rimbaud and I've only seen pieces of Rambo. It's the kind of movie that was always playing on the big screen TV at the pizza parlor when I was a kid. It has never occurred to me that there would be a reason to actually watch the whole thing.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 19:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Though the real answer is, maybe we don't need the sort of instant solutions Batman and other superheroes offer.

And that's why we don't have superheroes in real life.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 19:07 (eighteen years ago) link

(the name "Rambo" is a deliberate Americanization of "Rimbaud")

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link

what instant solutions????

Get one crime-fighting bat-suited billionaire to clean up your town, pronto!

walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link

And that's why we don't have superheroes in real life.

And that's why filmmakers shouldn't take superheroes too seriously.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 19:16 (eighteen years ago) link

which batman comic is it where he cleans up gotham?

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 19:18 (eighteen years ago) link

and which filmmakers have taken batman too seriously?

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link

wait who does batman kill in the miller comix? joker dies right (or does he 'die').... who else?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), August 3rd, 2005 2:11 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

Funny you should mention that... I was at the Dallas Fantasy Fair in '86 when Gary Groth pressed Miller on that at a panel. (At least a partial transcript ran in The Comics Journal eventually.) Part 2, pgs. 18-20, with the tank... Miller finally said, "Okay, he blew the hell out of 'em!" The entirety of today's posts on this thread were hashed out at that panel...same lack of conclusion or consensus. It was interesting.

Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link

libertarians man, thank fucking god they're powerless

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link

And that's why filmmakers shouldn't take superheroes too seriously.

But they should still take the stories seriously!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

this was the funniest batman movie, i'll give it that

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Who cares? She's a girl!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Batman didn't kill Joker in DKR.

giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Didn't have the nerve.

giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 20:19 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah - the Joker *breaks his own spine* just to make Batman look bad.

man, Frank Miller can be so goddamned silly...

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 3 August 2005 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Plus, DKR has little gems like Robin's drugged-out parents saying, "Er... Did we have a child?". Doesn't sound like something a liberal would write, does it?

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-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), August 3rd, 2005.


why the hell not?

N_RQ, Thursday, 4 August 2005 07:44 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG EVIL DRUG-USER PARENTS SO STONED THEY FORGET THEY EVEN HAVE A 14-YEAR OLD DAUGHTER!!! You'd have to read the scene to understand.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 4 August 2005 07:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Did you read/see Trainspotting, Tuomas?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 August 2005 10:27 (eighteen years ago) link

See, yes. How so?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 4 August 2005 11:15 (eighteen years ago) link

What did you think of the dead baby?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 August 2005 11:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Huh? I don't get what you're trying to say...

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 4 August 2005 11:54 (eighteen years ago) link

haha

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 4 August 2005 12:17 (eighteen years ago) link

This is a fine way of making an argument, yes.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 4 August 2005 12:20 (eighteen years ago) link

One of the pivotal scenes in Trainspotting is when the characters get so high that they forget to feed the baby crawling around their flophouse for three days. I'm asking you what you thought of that scene in the context of that movie with an implied question of why having a similar scene with similar undertones in a story told in a superhero comic is a bad thing. I was going to ask you to answer one question at a time because it seems that when someone cuts to the chase and asks you a whole bunch of questions all at once, you don't understand what they're driving at or what the connections between their questions and the topic at hand are.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 August 2005 13:18 (eighteen years ago) link

well, a liberal can't write scenes like that because obviously things like that *never* happen: drug addicts are *actually* famously Good With Kids and only crypto-fascists say otherwise.

N_RQ, Thursday, 4 August 2005 13:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, I am stupid. Thanks for pointing that out.

The difference is in the context: Trainspotting portrays it's drug users as reckless, stupid, uncaring, but not entirely unsympathetic, and definitely not evil. Whereas in DKR the only scene that features Robin's parents is one mentioned above (and I think the parents are taking weed, not heroin), and that combined with the general tone of the story gives you the impression that Miller's view is more like, "Drug users are bad people, mmkay?".

Have you read the Daredevil story Miller did on PCP? That is as fine an example as it gets of preachy scare story drug education.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 4 August 2005 13:35 (eighteen years ago) link

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Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 4 August 2005 13:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Nrq, I'm not here to celebrate drug use. I just wanted to point out that it's often easy to deduce whether people are left- or right-wing from the way they deal with the issue of drug use.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 4 August 2005 13:41 (eighteen years ago) link

So the difference is in the stuff that you didn't include in the "Obviously, this couldn't be written by a liberal" quote?

Robin's parents aren't the only liberals in the book, obviously. There are others, and they look like idiots. And there are conservatives, and they look like idiots too. The only people who don't look like idiots are Batman and his allies.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 4 August 2005 13:43 (eighteen years ago) link

And Harlan Ellison.

Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 4 August 2005 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I think it's pretty clear that Harlan Ellsion is Batman, you ignorant trollop.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 4 August 2005 14:02 (eighteen years ago) link

(xpost) I haven't read that story but I bet it's awesome. Stories about PCP are always awesome because they're always completely over-the-top.

What I got from that scene (and the lack of Robin's parents in the story in general) is that Robin's parents were completely wrapped up in their own thing and completely ignored her. The need for attention generated by this was one of the big drivers that led her into becoming the new Robin. Note the lack of value judgement on the parents.

The only people who don't look like idiots are Batman and his allies.

This is very OTM.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 August 2005 14:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Dan, that Daredevil issue is quite something! It starts with a teenage girl getting a PCP flashback whilst in school, she begins to see snakes attacking her and hearing them whispering stuff into her ears, and drool comes out of her mouth, and she runs across the classroom while her classmates stare at her, and then she jumps out of the window to get rid of the snakes, and dies. And then Daredevil and Punisher fight a league of evil pushers... There's one particularly juicy scene, where Punisher is attacking the dealers from the shadows, and he shoots one of them dead, and only then does he realize it's was a kid (a black kid, of course), and he just says something like, "Hmm, they're reeling them in younger and younger", and shows no remorse. (Well, of course he has no remorse. He's The Punisher!).

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 4 August 2005 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link

So you like the Punisher, but you're appalled at Batman's lack of moral definition?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 4 August 2005 14:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Hold, on where did I say like Punisher? Obviously he's the most reprehensible of all superheroes. Though the be fair to Miller, I think at the time the Daredevil story was released he was still considered more of a villain than a hero.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 4 August 2005 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link

"I like"

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 4 August 2005 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link

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Function: noun
: a protagonist or notable figure who is conspicuously lacking in heroic qualities
- an·ti·he·ro·ic /"an-ti-hi-'rO-ik, "an-"tI-/ adjective

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 August 2005 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Hmm, the Punisher stories I've read certainly didn't make him an antihero. He was mostly shown as such only when he was featured in Daredevil, because then the writers could pit Daredevil's liberalism against his extreme right-wing politics. But again, it's been ten years and more since I last read this stuff, so maybe things have changed.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 4 August 2005 15:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Obviously he's the most reprehensible of all superheroes.

That's why he's awesome! But I am not here to argue with Tuomas.

Leon C. (Ex Leon), Thursday, 4 August 2005 15:06 (eighteen years ago) link

(xpost) I'm giving up now.

The Ghost of I Have Seen The Brick Wall And Its Name Is Tuomas (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 August 2005 15:10 (eighteen years ago) link

What's the deal with the Punisher anyway?
He's obviously some sort of Batman, the Next Generation (you kill my family, I'll take a solemn oath, blah blah blah), but, like, is he actually interesting?
Y'know, like Batman, to me, is interesting because of this very argument/discussion we're having...he's got this very personal vendetta that he's imposed on a whole city. He painstakingly fosters a reputation for being more brutal than he actually is (in the comics at least...current issue of Detective Comics has Batman interrogating a street hood, and the street hood sez, "I ain't telling you shit! Everybody says you don't kill." and then Batman says, "That's cuz dead people don't talk, MEAT!"). His very existence negates his supposed premise of upholding the law. There's a wealth of contradiction and interpretation in Batman.

But Punisher...I don't know, he seems like such a dead end.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 4 August 2005 15:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Hold on, are you saying that Marvel began to publish two different Punisher comic books just so that they could criticize vigilantism and right-wing politics through his character? And even if they did, do you think the kids reading these comic books got the idea? I certainly didn't.

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Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 4 August 2005 15:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Huk, I think there's a clear continuum here: Batman > Punisher > Rorschach. Except that Punisher killed a helluva lot more folks than Rorschach.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 4 August 2005 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link


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