oreo pizza: WTF

okay, I would still totally try this and "oreo pizza" remains a beautiful phrase to my ears, but nabisco is right about dessert pizza being a terrible idea.

gimlets otm, though

xpost oh me too, max

*GAG*

This was invented in a dorm room. There is no other explanation.

This is one of the most intelligent collections of observations and ideas about a single item I have ever been witness to.

That, and the Choco Taco is the finest novelty ice cream item EVER.

Followed closely by the Nutty Buddy.

GUYS why are you comparing choco tacos to Icees/Slurpees and ice cream sandwiches? The point is desserts that are disguised as dinner items, like oreo pizza. Ice cream sandwiches kind of count I guess.

It's all counts for being disguised as food.

so good:
http://www.partyexpress.safeorders.net/images/Oreo_CCsnd.jpg

I tried one bite of that thing & threw it away.

that oreo ice cream thing NOT the oreo pizza.

http://www.acsu.buffalo.edu/~skrueger/splooge.gif

Choco Taco = chocolate version of Mexican dinner favorite.

Huh. Now that you put it that way, I can kinda see what they were going for.

i hate those desserts that look like other things. they wig me out, i.e. KITTY LITTER CAKE

http://www.unc.edu/~sstaff/images/clitter.jpg

it tasted like cardboard! and the ice cream was crap! what?!

I would totally eat the kitty litter cake!

okay that is disgusting

Since I can't find it to copy/paste, I will restate:

"If the vagina is known as the 'taco', does that mean the ass is the 'choco taco'?"

wtf @ kitty litter cake

"If the vagina is known as the 'taco', does that mean the ass is the 'choco taco'?"

POLL

(Ireallyhatemy)Kidskuisine.com

I found photos of moose turd cookies:

http://david.bembidion.org/recipes/pictures/mooseturd.jpg

PUPPY CHOW. (Not as gross as the kitty litter, I swear.)

Here's someone else's kitty litter cake with the flair of two different shades of poo:

http://www.mikeschuster.com/CatShitCookies2.jpg

"If the vagina is known as the 'taco', does that mean the ass is the 'choco taco'?"

No. The ass is known as "Butt Pie."

wtf is wrong with people?

puppy chow is good though. I always called it "muddy buddies"

I'm completely enchanted with the kitty litter cake.

wtf with the cat in the middle, ugh

I'm completely enchanted with the kitty litter cake.

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LOL, you are a young boy, aged 8-12

You should make one, Kelsey!

I am turning 30 this year!

As is my best friend . . . I think she'd kill me if I made that for her though!

And, I would totally have to go the "two shades of poop" route instead of the tootsie roll poop route.

Ha, Chaki, YES, that is the Oreo sandwich I was talking about! The Oreos in that have somehow exaggerated the sort of grahamy / oaty taste that's so submerged in regular Oreos. Extremely good.

The beauty of the ChocoTaco is that it's taken a classy ice-cream treat -- a waffle bowl filled with ice cream and topped with chocolate -- and folded it up into a self-contained imitation Mexican food. It's the best thing since the GelatoEnchilada.

The FroYoBurro

Actually every other "dessert version of Mexican food" I can imagine just winds up looking like a cannoli.

Waffledillas

Push-Pop Tamales

OTOH: fried ice cream

http://www.christianziebarth.com/images/eltorito3.jpg

I want a sopapilla SO BAD right now

erotic flan

there's a salvadorean place down the street that makes 'em with buñuelo batter, i think imma have to go after this thread

remy have you ever been to ALEGRIA in silver lake?

they do a chocolate chimichanga--almond hershey's bar wrapped in a tortilla, deep fried and covered with chocolate syrup & hand-whipped cream

SOOO GOOD

^^^^
WANT

Relating a bit to what nabisco said upthread, I feel "wtf" about chain pizza places' food offerings in general. When I was a kid, I remember Pizza Hut ended up having three varieties of pizza at one point, and that seemed like a big deal at the time. (original pan, thin & crispy, and, uh, "hand-tossed"). Thing is, they were all pretty decent.

But, somewhere along the way, Pizza Hut and Domino's started introducing a different variety seemingly every few months, and each time it was as if they were trying to up the ante on the disgusting factor. At this point I think they are up to quadruple stuffed-crust cheese 'n' buffalo wings meat lover's dipping nugggets, or something like that. It does seem to really be heading in the direction of Japanese-style "pizza". I'm half-expecting next month's offering to include chopped-up frankfurters and mayo on top of a tuna, bacon, and cheese-whiz-stuffed cinnamon-tortilla crust.

i haven't, max -- but i've heard about it a lot. maybe i'll check it out this weekend?

stuffed crust is not by itself something I have any negative feelings about.

Yeah but why can't they stuff the crust with just regular pizza cheese? Why this cream-cheese-textured abomination? I mean, don't get me wrong--more cheese on a pizza is A++, but does it have to be that shit?

"hazlenut meatballs"

remy whenever you go make sure u get the dessert