OKCupid.com, Pt.2- Afterparty! Hotel lobby! REMIX!

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They'd also have to put it in their hoo-hoo, then?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 7 June 2004 16:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I just got a message from some random Newfie who uses a lot of ellipses!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 7 June 2004 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

ellipses versus lol fite

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 7 June 2004 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

LOL shows a certain joie de vivre, whereas ... shows a certain hesitancy. I guess I favor the ellipsis.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 7 June 2004 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link

IAN DOES NOT HAVE HIGH STANDARDS

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Monday, 7 June 2004 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

does he like fat bitches?

― charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 7 June 2004 17:12 (nineteen years ago) link

no, ian at least doesn't like fatties

except FATTIE BLUNTS HOLLA

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Monday, 7 June 2004 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link

This girl is cute:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=13571410645528041675

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 7 June 2004 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

but not for me.

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 7 June 2004 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

c'mon, you would hit it.

― m. (mitchlnw), Monday, 7 June 2004 19:51 (nineteen years ago) link

There is probably money to be made in a mail order bride service for ilxors.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 7 June 2004 19:52 (nineteen years ago) link

As you'll recall, Cozen, I am for you.

I don't know, maybe I'll just focus on Ricardo, that's modestly more plausible.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 7 June 2004 19:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I have never punched someone in the face.

do you believe in this x-post?

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 7 June 2004 19:54 (nineteen years ago) link

she kinda looks like minna.

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 7 June 2004 19:55 (nineteen years ago) link

N that was I who woo-ed you just fo' fun. [Not that I wouldn't have if I'd never learned your name through here, yeah]

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:01 (nineteen years ago) link

"ricardo: you are more plausible than cozen."

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:01 (nineteen years ago) link

None of you seem very plausible, I must say.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

More plausible as an object of flirtation! Unless you have something to share with the class?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Kind of resembles Meg White in the right hand side picture.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh I don't mind flirting. Just don't touch me there, there, or there, OK?

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Where on the doll did he touch you?

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Nicole, you really should put that on a t-shirt!

xpost: What about.... here?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually that would also make a good t-shirt.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Baby, show me what you feel
Come to me, show me somethin' real
I need to know, I need you completely
Closer baby closer, come on let's begin
Love is takin' over, gotta let it in
Ooh I need to feel the heart of you
Need to reach the very deepest part of you

Can I touch you there, touch you deep inside
Can I touch your heart, the way you're touchin' mine
Can I touch you there, touch you deep within
Can I touch you there, can I touch you...there

Baby tell me with your eyes, tell me every secret darlin'
Every deep desire, till you and I are makin' love completely
Closer baby closer, can't be close enough
I can't help the way I hold you
I just hunger for your love
Ooh and I need to feel the heart of you
Need to reach the very deepest part of you

Can I touch you there, touch you deep inside
Can I touch your heart, the way you're touchin' mine
Can I touch you there, touch you deep within
Can I touch you there, can I touch you...there

All I wanna do is touch ya baby
Touch the very soul inside of you
Ooh and I need to feel the heart of you
Need to reach the very deepest part of you
Let me be the one to show you just what love can do

Can I touch you there, touch you deep inside
Can I touch your heart, the way you're touchin' mine
Can I touch you there, touch you deep within
Can I touch you there, can I touch you...there

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:20 (nineteen years ago) link

haha "where on the doll did he touch you?" is the first song I'll ever write.

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Tuomas is now coming up as a slightly better match than Ricardo. I don't know, though.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 00:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Everyone (but Dastoor) needs to answer more questions.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Apparently I am the most energetic man on OKCupid.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I wonder who is the horniest? There's a competition.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Ha ha - in a pathetic attempt to get more woos from people not on ILX, I just put up a new picture, to get myself attention on the 'new photos' page.

3 woos and a message in half an hour! I'm going to look at them now.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I got woo-ed by a lurker (??).

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Me too - I mean to reply to her. The Debbie Harry one?

OK - two of my woos are cuteish young bisexuals from America. Both have ESOTSM as their favourite film.

The message is from a 25 year old library science major from Medina, Ohio, who has a superior understanding of classic rock and wants to fight me and my friends.

The third woo is from a straight 18 year old guy from Tel Aviv. He's the cutest of the lot. It's a strange world, Sandy.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm going to woo no-one but lurkers from hereon in.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 21:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Maybe it's time I wooed someone.

This girl makes me laugh.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

haha!

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

daria + lorrie moore + dom passantino.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 21:58 (nineteen years ago) link

No response from the boy of badgers. Sigh.

I decided to write back to the guy from Halifax who likes ellipses, and he also wrote back. He found my profile "enlightening". WTF?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 21:59 (nineteen years ago) link

My "unliterary" messagee has spurned me (after asking for my AIM name, wtf?). I will love her anyway, stalkerishly. I am consoling myself with a London goth, who totally messaged me and is mad cute in three of her pics, and sort of meh in two.

I still love this site.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I take it that by "meh in two" you mean the ones in which she's wearing clothes.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I will confess to being a sucker for the whole "this is me being all naked, like" pose, yes :(

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:38 (nineteen years ago) link

My favourite recent this-is-me-being-all-naked-like picture

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:49 (nineteen years ago) link

"yeah, its pretty. but it just infected and gave me blood poisoning! i mean, what the shit???"

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I bet she gets more woos than anyone else on OKC, ever.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link

infected nipple piercings are HAWT

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I have never seen nipple ring poke as a plus, I must say. It's horses for courses.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:55 (nineteen years ago) link

It's really starting to bother me that OKCupid's mathemagicians seem to think I'm more violent than like every last motherfucker out there. Urge to throat-punch some fuckface RISING.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 23:57 (nineteen years ago) link

That's OK, they've decided that I'm just about the least cool person on the planet.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 00:01 (nineteen years ago) link

They might not be wrong about this, of course.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 00:02 (nineteen years ago) link

oy vey

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 00:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I just got my first "DEFINITELY" more/less something than somebody (via the compare tool [huh huh compare "tool"])...I am Definitely Less Methodical Than Casuistry.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 00:06 (nineteen years ago) link

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