When Harry Met Sally, They Had Sex with One Another
The Matrix-sex
Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines Are Humping
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington Whilst Having Sex
American History XXX
Reservoir Dogs Humping All over People's Legs
All Quiet on the Western Front Except for All the People Having Sex on the Western Front
O Brother, Where Art Thou Doing It?
Sex Degrees of Sexparation
Akira Kurosawa's Dreams about Having Lots of Sex with People
You've Got Mail, and Also Tons of Sex!
It's a Wonderful Life When You Are Having Scads of Sex with Others
Some Like It Hot, e.g. Hookers
The Day the Earth Stood Still Somebody Somewhere Was Having Sex
Schindler's List of People to Have Sex with a Whole Lot
― kenan, Saturday, 11 August 2007 14:06 (sixteen years ago) link
(that's one of my all-time favorite McSweeney's lists)
― kenan, Saturday, 11 August 2007 14:12 (sixteen years ago) link
i didn't know custos wrote a mcsweeney's list
― aaron d.g., Saturday, 11 August 2007 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Dude, there's already a real one: The MANTRIX. I haven't seen it, but it's existence prevents me from calling the original anything but "the maannnnnnntrix."
― Abbott, Saturday, 11 August 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link
"American History XXX" probably also exists
― kenan, Saturday, 11 August 2007 17:58 (sixteen years ago) link
there's already a real one: The MANTRIX. I haven't seen it, but
I like how your phrasing implies that you COULD HAVE seen it, or that you MIGHT see it. As in, "Munich. I haven't seen it, but..."
― kenan, Saturday, 11 August 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link
I would really like to see a porn about psychoanalysts called DEEP ISSUES
― Hurting 2, Friday, 5 October 2007 19:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Skindiana Bones and the Temple of Poon
― Bangelo, Friday, 5 October 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link
http:// www . cumoneileen . com /
vs.
http://i5.tinypic.com/6yn3fpi.jpg
― StanM, Saturday, 8 December 2007 09:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Poop Dreams (I wish I was making this up)
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 8 December 2007 12:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Insertion
Leonhardon Dickaprio finds that he can achieve control over the levels of pleasure others achieve by placing various 'totems' in their orifices.
― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 2 August 2010 03:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Nip/Fuck
― Pissed off our Weingarten (Stevie D), Monday, 2 August 2010 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Jurassic Pork
― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 2 August 2010 04:08 (thirteen years ago) link
A fist balled Wanda
The Firm
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Toy Story I-III obv
― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:58 (thirteen years ago) link
"The Remains of the Spray"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
― from now on small breasts will never be the cause of your embarrassment (corey), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 05:10 (thirteen years ago) link
No Exxxit
― gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 05:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Lady Chatterly's Fuck Buddy
― from now on small breasts will never be the cause of your embarrassment (corey), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 05:46 (thirteen years ago) link
I Am a Fugitive From a Gang Bang
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 05:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Cool Hand Job, Luke
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 05:53 (thirteen years ago) link
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, August 3, 2010 12:48 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark
LOL
― by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 06:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Edward Penishands
― moley, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 10:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Jersey Whore, featuring Nooki
― Charlie Chaliapin (j.lu), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 12:46 (thirteen years ago) link
The Exxxecutioner's Song
― gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 12:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Il Fistino (The Fistman)
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link
How to Train Your Drag King
― From the guys who brought you Fay Weldon (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:35 (thirteen years ago) link
"A Fist Balled Wanda" made me lol.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:39 (thirteen years ago) link
porkahontasteenage tit freaks
― Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link
The Tits Are All Right
― From the guys who brought you Fay Weldon (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link
AVN Award Nominees For “Clever Title of the Year,” in order of cleverness:1. The Squirt Locker2. The Devil Wears Nada3. Top Heavy Chef4. The Facesitter from Ipanema5. The Consumate Art of Stuffing Pink Holes6. All Venus No Penis7. Mamasans Knock You Out8. Talibang9. Gia Pets10. The Notorious P.I.G.: Chelsie Rae11. Spermface: The Movie12. This Ain’t a XXX Parody It’s a Midget Movie!13. Tiger’s Got Wood!14. Malice in Lalaland15. My Ex-Girlfriend is a Dumb Whore
^^ list from a friend's blog
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 15:34 (thirteen years ago) link
!!!
― From the guys who brought you Fay Weldon (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 15:55 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm scared to ask what number 16 was...
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Facefuck: The Movie
― Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Lady Gaga: Poke-her Face
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Atomic Titten
― StanM, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link
The King's Peach?
― Ludo, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link
The White Ribbin'
― From the guys who brought you Fay Weldon (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Capitaljism: A Love Story
Winter's Boner
― Ludo, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Exit Through The Gift Shot
(this one needs improving)
― Ludo, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Horny, with a Chance of My Balls
(from 30 Rock)
― Darin, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 17:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Suggest Ban Permalink― From the guys who brought you Fay Weldon (Eazy), Tuesday, January 25, 2011 11:24 AM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark
^winner
― some hills are never seen (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link
15. My Ex-Girlfriend is a Dumb Whore
sorry but lol
― goole, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Uncle Fuck
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link
The Double Slut Experiment
― StanM, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link
the curious case of benjamins buttholevicky cristina double penetrationtropic cuntherthere will be cumno cunty for old menthe masturbation of jesse james by the coward robert fordcum baby cumratitouille
― Beardie you disappoint me (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link
"11. Spermface: The Movie"
tbqf the book was pretty damned good, looking forward to seeing this.
― you think you're cool, but you read ick (Phil D.), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Wendy and Lucy and Thelma and Louise and Hooch
― An Artily Shot Sesame Street (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Pokerhaunches
― Darin, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link