Sexy Album Covers (picture thread)

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Sorry

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

This was a great one to see in stores when I was young:

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drf100/f100/f10057c85zp.jpg

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover75/drd700/d777/d77754acj83.jpg

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf600/f652/f65277h3au9.jpg

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

But seriously...

http://rateyourmusic.com/album_images/2161.jpg

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://rateyourmusic.com/album_images/30.jpg

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

Gratuitous Nudity on Album Covers

Politically Incorrect Album Covers

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www1.ocn.ne.jp/~mairita/ash.jpg

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drc500/c547/c5471600l7c.jpg

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000000UMN.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Warhol: "Before we take this shot, would you play with a little?"

http://rateyourmusic.com/album_images/145.jpg

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000AFJ4.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000008F9L.01._PE_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002J49.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.itweb.co.za/sections/pictures/springbok6.jpg

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004THIA.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004NK7T.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.retrocrush.com/archive/controversy/twovirgins.gif

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000IXSE.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://classicsdelrock.dreamers.com/imatges/pixies-surfer.jpg

― christoff (christoff), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc300/c379/c37915icl1h.jpg

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000004C32.01._PE_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc000/c009/c00922l4vtc.jpg

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc100/c130/c13045ju849.jpg

― dan (dan), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

You really find that Breeders cover sexy? I find it kinda disturbing, myself....it looks like a pair of savage Morey Eels have attatched their jaws to that blurry man's genitals. If you find that sexy...well, hey, whatever mows your lawn, Kenan.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ohio Players to thread!!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000072NO.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000001TVF.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

That woman on the right kinda looks like a bondage-crazed Eryka Badu.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.zabu.org/In_the_Nude.gif
http://www.zabu.org/God___Beast.jpg
http://www.zabu.org/forbidden_fruit_album.jpg

Check out 70's moustache man! Is that the same guy from "The Joy of Sex"?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf500/f542/f54272wlktv.jpg

― christoff (christoff), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002NIW.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002IHU.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre700/e759/e75961wcch3.jpg

― christoff (christoff), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 22:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.plasmatics.com/FuckNRollA.gif

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 22:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.retrocrush.com/archive/controversy/wasp.jpg

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 22:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.coopstuff.com/Graphics/ODDEND/hell.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 22:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000006DI9.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Famous Athlete, Thursday, 20 February 2003 00:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd600/d659/d659889p1m8.jpg

― Andrzej B., Thursday, 20 February 2003 00:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drc500/c514/c51403b551j.jpg

― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Thursday, 20 February 2003 01:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

― JasonD (JasonD), Thursday, 20 February 2003 03:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre800/e844/e844904o2nz.jpg

I bought a copy of this album for 25 cents. Written on the cover in marker pen:

To: Grumpy

Marg and McCliesh
-----------------
Yeah Baby

― Captain Sleep (Captain Sleep), Thursday, 20 February 2003 03:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Fausto Papetti ownz this thread!!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000001NBK.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc600/c648/c64852pio47.jpg

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc600/c645/c64513089v4.jpg

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre400/e483/e48396q69vp.jpg

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre500/e580/e580331xjgg.jpg

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd000/d005/d005180a14c.jpg

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre400/e427/e42777u6fj8.jpg

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre400/e483/e48393l4mxj.jpg

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd400/d413/d4133035pf8.jpg

etc, etc...

― original bgm, Thursday, 20 February 2003 05:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wow, Alan. Is there such a thing as a cheesy 80's hard-on?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 20 February 2003 07:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Spain owns. Observe:

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 20 February 2003 08:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

i think fausto wins.

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 20 February 2003 08:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://freespace.virgin.net/love.day/coverheaven/covers/cmthrob1.jpg

There is a whole site dedicated to this stuff at http://www.coverheaven.com

Jan

― Jan Geerinck (jahsonic), Thursday, 20 February 2003 08:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't think that's a blurry man at all. I think that picture is 100% vegetable. And that, in a weird way, is sexy.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 20 February 2003 09:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

BTW -- I think Arthur wins with this one:

http://www1.ocn.ne.jp/~mairita/ash.jpg

Nice and subliminal.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 20 February 2003 09:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.dietotenhosen.de/pic/rs2_gr.jpg

― kevin brady (groeuvre), Thursday, 20 February 2003 12:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

TOTALLY SEXXY!!
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc300/c315/c315829hmva.jpg

Come ON!

― Mike Reno (Dave225), Thursday, 20 February 2003 12:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.epicharmus.com/disco.bmp

This is a Rod McKuen album, believe it or not.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 20 February 2003 12:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.zabu.org/DameHuntersBig.jpg

― christoff (christoff), Thursday, 20 February 2003 13:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wow, Alan. Is there such a thing as a cheesy 80's hard-on?

God yes.

― original bgm, Thursday, 20 February 2003 15:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd700/d770/d770451hh59.jpg

― christoff (christoff), Thursday, 20 February 2003 21:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Skipping 14 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Thar she blows

Ya beat me by about a second (already pressed submit)
Wasn't on Google, right?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 20 February 2003 23:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I found it on some zealous Bow Wow Wow fan's website. I just googled "Bow Wow Wow discography", waded through the staggering about of Li'l Bow Wow ephemera (do people really care about that little shit?) and found it.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 20 February 2003 23:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drd700/d741/d7415634v27.jpg

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 20 February 2003 23:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

what a bizarre title for that album.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 21 February 2003 00:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

bizarre = brilliant

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 21 February 2003 06:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nice one, oops, Fela's got bunches.
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd700/d741/d74154m891f.jpg

― christoff (christoff), Friday, 21 February 2003 15:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

what a bizarre title for that album

He's talking about being busted for weed, methinks.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 21 February 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

As the story goes: Cops bust in on Fela who spontaneously whoofs-down his stash -- the cops lock him up so they can inspect his eventual b.m. -- Fela ends up buying a fellow-inmates stool to pass off as his own -- and they have to set him free.

― christoff (christoff), Friday, 21 February 2003 16:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Goddamn that is awful.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 21 February 2003 17:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

I hope I never wake up faced with the prospect of buying another man's stool.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 21 February 2003 17:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drf100/f161/f16161xhodf.jpg

― christoff (christoff), Thursday, 27 February 2003 14:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

one year passes...

wonderfull

― saeed, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 10:13 (twenty years ago) link

kljfdal;jfda

― kamran, Saturday, 3 April 2004 20:29 (twenty years ago) link

Please send some sex picture.

― Nima, Monday, 5 April 2004 11:40 (twenty years ago) link

wewewwrwr

― rerza4433, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:41 (twenty years ago) link

Some of you people have pretty fucked ideas of sexy,

and where's The Slit's 'Cut'?

What about Motorhead's 'Ace of Spades'?

― Sasha (sgh), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 22:55 (twenty years ago) link

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― suhartono, Saturday, 10 April 2004 15:15 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.bjsmusic.com/secnd.jpg

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Saturday, 10 April 2004 19:26 (twenty years ago) link

What about Motorhead's 'Ace of Spades'?

http://www.mf-b.ru/images/cover/singles/s-moroz.jpg

Yer right.....that is dead sexy!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 10 April 2004 19:37 (twenty years ago) link

Anything looks sexy after that Barbra Streisand cover.

― rainman (rainman), Saturday, 10 April 2004 20:14 (twenty years ago) link

How predictable.

― Collardio Gelatinous (collardio), Saturday, 10 April 2004 20:21 (twenty years ago) link

pictures sex wmman

― noaf naef, Monday, 12 April 2004 01:57 (twenty years ago) link

hi
Iam waiting for moor sexy photoes

― medo, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:21 (twenty years ago) link

hi
Iam waiting for moor sexy photoes , thankyou to sending

― medo, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:24 (twenty years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000003TAW.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:43 (twenty years ago) link

Donna....thou art verily high. If you find that sexy, this album cover below must send you into orgasmic fits of underwear-drenching uber-ecstacy.

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf500/f595/f59553mqvyf.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:18 (twenty years ago) link

Moor sexy photoe

http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/12.28.95/gifs/othello-9552.gif

― Captain Sleep (Captain Sleep), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:24 (twenty years ago) link

I hate to be so predictable, but this album cover definetely gets my engine goin'.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001L3LDQ.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

...though I'm sure the music contained therein would inspire a murder frenzy.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:27 (twenty years ago) link

Waitaminute....am I high, or does it say "Sarah McLachlan" on there?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:28 (twenty years ago) link

u r very sexy.i love u.i want to see ur figher

― sachin aggarwal, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 06:49 (twenty years ago) link

I meant to say that Gear!'s roomie would find the Weezer sexxee

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:22 (twenty years ago) link

Surely Sarah McLachlan as remixed by [lousy trance-house producer].

― Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:52 (twenty years ago) link

please send me pic of sexy girls

― khadim nabi, Friday, 23 April 2004 20:59 (nineteen years ago) link

five years pass...

http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/55/yasviridov.0/0_15024_56adf1ac_L.jpg

― mookieproof, Sunday, 31 January 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/25/yasviridov.0/0_15022_9a15ee3a_L.jpg

― mookieproof, Sunday, 31 January 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/25/yasviridov.0/0_15031_aba9df73_L.jpg

― mookieproof, Sunday, 31 January 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/55/yasviridov.0/0_15020_3944eb87_L.jpg

― mookieproof, Sunday, 31 January 2010 15:56 (fourteen years ago) link

would disagree with most of these, but hey it's all part of the rich tapestry of human existence.

― Department of Epidemic Prevention and Water Purification (S-), Monday, 1 February 2010 03:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes, I suppose playing the accordian could be considered a quim barrier.

― Hideous Lump, Monday, 1 February 2010 03:33 (fourteen years ago) link

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd200/d290/d29056lwk0i.jpg http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drl700/l758/l75890e1tkg.jpg

― Hideous Lump, Monday, 1 February 2010 03:54 (fourteen years ago) link

OK, how about gay fetish album covers:

http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/m/mike-watt/album-ball-hog-or-tugboat.jpg
http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/t/the-bloodhound-gang/album-hefty-fine.jpg
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drj500/j511/j51189ms86u.jpg

― Hideous Lump, Monday, 1 February 2010 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Cracked provides you with nineteen failed examples.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 May 2010 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

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