Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

See, Martell Homes, that's my claim to fame
That's where I learned my slickest tricks in the dope d-game
Like my favorite, I call it lemonhead delight
That's where you lick off all the yellow and you sell the white

Lifestyle's exquisite
Yayo like a blizzard
Equire attire
Standin' on ground with one pivot

I walked the hot Arabian desert barefooted
I grabbed your hand, you grabbed my joint and you knew where to put it

Like Noah I get twos of yous and you get pretty d
But I'll call your ass round 8 cause I know you'll be there for me girl

HATERS WISH THEY COULD
FEEL THE WOOD IN MY 83
RIDIN WIT NO TINT
SO THE MOTHERFUCKAZ KNOW IT'S ME

― & they talked about "fucking a behive", literally, 4 times (Whitey on the Moon), Wednesday, August 19, 2009 11:11 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark

this is dope

The easiest was the meanest, but the skeezer was a BEANIE
She thought we was some motherfuckin genies

It's kinda hard comin' outta Alabama
You don't realize you slow til you outta Alabama

Three cars, clown - chevy, 'lac, and a donk
The pos stop me cause they think I move the trap in my trunk
The only thing in there is a mac, a pump
And jumper cables case of anybody wants to get crunk

Still slingin', got a crew
They break his mom's furniture, watchin' Comic View

"As a music dude mastered this Rubik's cube
Godzilla fought Gargantua, eyes glued to the tube
[...]
Pops puffin his cess, punchin' his chest like a gorilla
Outside was psychos, killas"

Nas' 2nd childhood is full of 'em. 9th Wonder's remix is really good too, he speeds it up and makes Nas sound young, fitting the reminiscence vibe.

i sit alone in my 4 cornered room starin at hammers
ready to go bananas
2 vests on me, 2 techs, extra clips on me
i know my mind aint playin tricks on me -B. Sigel

imo the only effective invocation of "Mind Playing Tricks" ever recorded

all about my money, sunglasses armani
bout to holla at this bitch who look like gwen stefani

isn't it "starin at handles"? xp

ahaha i just listened again, u rite. hoos actin foolish.

goin' uptown, singin the songs that be hittin
i'm swingin like my dick on the toilet when i'm shittin
-masta ace

mind's playing tricks on u xp

You were Romeo/You were throwin' shapes
And my daddy said/"Stay away from Julie, Bapes"

After the hotel we migrate up to the lab
To make a beat with Saadiq and eat some lobster and crab

but now i'ma deal with it, get my heat and kill with it
i'm droppin any nigga in the way of my meal ticket

Listen how they word it, be observant
Then house negro; today, civil servant

five hundred-somethin dollars layin right there in the street
huh now let's try an get somethin to eat

Still smoking, still drinking
I'm leanin' on the Lincoln 4AM, thinking

Lifestyle's exquisite
Yayo like a blizzard
Equire attire
Standin' on ground with one pivot

― cheddar burress (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, August 20, 2009 1:48 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

gotta be 'acquire attire'

on that note,

get together like a choir / to acquire what we desire

now you know it's lil weezy off the heezy, believe me, whoa
hot like pepper slidin out the kompressor slow

red bezel on my jacob looking like a sliced tomato
fuck a hater i blow acres of jamaica in decatur

that line's been on mind all week

Get way in the back of the truck/motherfuck
You fell off like a helmet/you outta ya element

WHO THE FLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUCK! WANT! WHAT!
Catch Bleek in South Beach outta the reach of the police

my chain got pneumonia, my watch got the measles
- gucci mane

think you got a buzz cause you known at strokers
- gucci mane

I got a lot of family, you got a lot of fans
That's why the people got my back like the Verizon man

Different time zones on em, kill these niggas lyrically
Left side of my closet look invaded by Italy

hahaha who is that

dro right?

some dude named Brinx? it's on the Nicki Minaj mixtape

like a pigeon in the sky
i have shitted in your eye

that gucci? thought it was "i just shitted on your ride"

might be

yah u right

great line tho

take that to the bank wit'cha
i rock my hat to the side like i paint pictures
smoke weed talk shit like lane kiffin
whole country in recession but wayne different

I'm twenty-eight light years old
If the ref get political, dribble like Bob Dole

all my bitches got booties, cuz emeralds and rubies
in my chain, give these hoes faith like a sunni

love how oddly perverse that line ends up being

Order a rapper for lunch and spit out the chain

MF Doom

all my bitches got booties, cuz emeralds and rubies
in my chain, give these hoes faith like a sunni

― nog right (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, November 11, 2009 7:40 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

??

it's actually question from the second verse of "that boy bad"

oh haa he has some corny ass raps on that tho -- whats that one about eating popcorn because his albums like a movie

yeah basically that whole verse is corny except 4 that