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what schwantz just said, too

jsoulja (jsoulja), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

xp- also, Royal Oak seems to regularly endorse really terrible djs, so I wouldn't take it personally, stencil

mike powell (mike powell), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Have any of you guys been to a Diplo or Hollertronix DJ night before, to slightly change the subject?

(and to try and hatch out the more interesting argument to come here..)

donut gon' nut (donut), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

xp- not on mondays

dan. (dan.), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:28 (eighteen years ago) link

assholes and borderline racists.

Also, I hate ironic dancing more than you know, but making fun of hip-hop or even any aspect of black culture does not make someone an immediate racist.

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:30 (eighteen years ago) link

i didn't take it personally per se. but i ain't steppin' foot in that place again.

i do fliering for the aesthetic, because i like to have people compliment me on fliers that took me 5 minutes to make because it's fun!

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:30 (eighteen years ago) link

sometimes I think flyering is the biggest waste of fucking time, but i'm afraid NOT to flyer for shows

My flyers say FREE BEER really big on them...

pappawheelie II, Friday, 26 August 2005 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Ok, I have a request, because I suck at math and can't do it myself.

Can we please see a few attempts at equasions that sum up exactly what this guy's deal is supposed to be?

jsoulja (jsoulja), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:32 (eighteen years ago) link

My flyers say FREE BEER really big on them...

But that might be considered false advertising to some

donut gon' nut (donut), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost

saying you can't grind guys in "conventional hip-hop clubs" because they're too "hardcore" is approaching borderline in my book.

dan. (dan.), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:34 (eighteen years ago) link

But that might be considered false advertising to some

Well hell.

pappawheelie II, Friday, 26 August 2005 19:34 (eighteen years ago) link

^ The original Pumpsta.

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Can we please see a few attempts at equasions that sum up exactly what this guy's deal is supposed to be?

easy. mission: douchebag

I'm all equeasy now.

donut gon' nut (donut), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:35 (eighteen years ago) link

no, i need to know more people who realize that "church of anthrax" is dance music!

you've got like, me, rich zerbo and brian degraw, for what it's worth.

I just don't get the whole "ironic DJ" thing at all, in any context. And even more confounding are the people who come and dance along. If you don't REALLY like the music, then don't play it (or dance to it). If you DO really like it, then have the balls to admit it.

They like the music and they like dancing to it of course. The "humor" and "irony" part adds several things, like distance, like the ability to convince yourself that you're NOT uncomfortably appropriating somebody elses culture(i know, I know, it's all backwards), protection from admitting earnestly liking something you're not supposed to like etc etc.

I've heard nothing but questionable things about royal oak and their attitudes towards music/djs etc.

anyway, never been to a hollertronix party, I just looked at their website and it's the same thing, I mean, the image/graphics are clearly trying to represent something, which is fine, it's all marketing, but is that what hollertronix is all about? Black dudes and girls in thongs?

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:38 (eighteen years ago) link

but making fun of hip-hop or even any aspect of black culture does not make someone an immediate racist

when you tell white kids they can get in for free if they bring a bucket of chicken, I think that qualifies...

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Black dudes and girls in thongs?

Surely you mean flip-flops.

Lit has a strict no flip-flop policy.

pappawheelie II, Friday, 26 August 2005 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Does chicken still come in buckets?

pappawheelie II, Friday, 26 August 2005 19:41 (eighteen years ago) link

they have chicken fries now! and chicken rings at white castle! it's a brave new world of chicken out there!

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:41 (eighteen years ago) link

when you tell white kids they can get in for free if they bring a bucket of chicken, I think that qualifies..

I forgot about that part. That sucks.

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

But it's part of the Vice thing -- be provocative at any cost. No idea is worth more to these people than an aesthetic posture.

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

you've got like, me, rich zerbo and brian degraw, for what it's worth.

i think brian stole my headphones and gave them to josh. : (

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:43 (eighteen years ago) link

then get them back from josh. he's a nice dude. say "hey, I can prove those are mine, they have my head-lice on them." Either way, he's bound to give them back.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost - the other issue besides these folks being hipsters/embarrassing hipsters/bad hipsters that other hipsters can make fun of....well i guess just the marketing of black culture as something that can be bought and worn in bits and pieces and idea of the armchair black identity going on everywhere....like i'm going to this club and act freaky (i.e. black?) with white men who act freaky (i.e. black) but i'm really actually afraid of black men and practice segregation in my life and wholly identify as white. and other stuff. but it seems dumb to focus on this one guy and minutia of the club goers unless you intend to use it as the supreme example of larger thing..which the journalist kinda does but doesn't really talk much about the many variations and degrees of this going on everywhere, but you can tell he just wants to focus on the personalities and events and anecdotal stuff b/c its all so laughable/provocative on MANY levels. see michael moore?

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

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Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link

i haven't been to daddy's in a while. i don't really wanna bring it up with josh because i know he's so nice to me, i don't want to make him feel uncomfortable. but you remember that, right dan? i was unemployed at the time, and it was at that BENEFIT. fuckin' a.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link

i haven't been to daddy's in a while

Come to daddy.

Daddy, Friday, 26 August 2005 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link

dude, i go there like once a week.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Da Pumpsta as defender against gentrification:

PRESS RELEASE
_______________________

Williamsburg Warriors and Kill Whitie present:
REZONE THIS!
@ CLUB EXIT
Greenpoint, Brooklyn
April 28th, 2005
Tickets $12.50 advance, $15.00 door. Available Tuesday, April 19th at EAT Records / 124
Messerole Avenue / Greenpoint / Brooklyn / 718-389-8083 / www.eatrecords.com
Doors open at 8:00pm, show starts at 9:00pm

Featuring TV on the Radio, Dragons of Zynth, Turing Machine, Apollo
Heights, Roxy Pain, and Tha Pumpsta with Chief Quievie

REZONE THIS! a show organized by local Williamsburg / Greenpoint community groups features a show / dance party to raise awareness of the city’s plan for OUR waterfront rezoning. REZONE THIS! anticipates a sold-out event at CLUB EXIT in Greenpoint, Brooklyn on the 28th of April. Attracting more than 900 special individuals with local and regional press coverage.

Kill Whitie! Dance party to follow.
Please direct any questions to:
Jeremy Parker
xxx-xxx-xxxx
jeremyparker@milkthebeef.com
__________

http://www.williamsburgwarriors.org/rezonethis.pdf

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link

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The thing is, I'm sure all of those links exhibited cock vacuum pumps.

*drum break*

donut gon' nut (donut), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm so embarrassed for TV On The Radio now...

donut gon' nut (donut), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I remember that because you blamed me. As if I'd use your budget-ass headphones. I remember he had a british friend with him who played the Desperate Bicycles on CD and I was like, "dude, I digitized that."

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

i fucking didn't blame you dan! you're on crack!

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

from the beginning i never thot you or mike would do that! wtf dude!

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

stop blaming me.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

due to ROYAL OAK being run by DOUCHEBAG FLAKEY JERKS IN SKINNY TIES AND EYELINER

plz tell me you guys are all referring an NYC club, and not to the yuppie gentrified hell just north of Detroit...

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I remember that because you blamed me. As if I'd use your budget-ass headphones. I remember he had a british friend with him who played the Desperate Bicycles on CD and I was like, "dude, I digitized that."

what is this, your fucking blog? What music is "now playing"? How's that crush going? Can I be added to your friend list?

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Let's talk about hollertronix. Trife sez hollertronix might as well be pumpsta. Agree? Disagree? Discuss.

deej.., Friday, 26 August 2005 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

plz tell me you guys are all referring an NYC club, and not to the yuppie gentrified hell just north of Detroit...

it's a williamsburg bar named after yuppie gentrified hell north of detroit.

confounded, lighten up.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Hollertronix hit upon the perfect combination of 90s/00s hip-hop mixed with 80s rock/pop to make for very popular parties in Philly, NY. And they've built on that success with more critically acclaimed mix-tapes and productions.

hstencil, I think counfounded is making an "inside" joke to me.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:58 (eighteen years ago) link

btw, re: hollertronix, those aren't MY opinions. I've never heard them DJ or heard their music. I just picked that up out of the aether.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:59 (eighteen years ago) link

hstencil, I think counfounded is making an "inside" joke to me.

And an excellent one at that!

pappawheelie II, Friday, 26 August 2005 20:00 (eighteen years ago) link

ah well i was gonna say, this IS dan's blog.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Trife sez hollertronix might as well be pumpsta. Agree? Disagree? Discuss.

"might as well be" being the very key phrase here. Obviously, Diplo and co. are not admitting people in free if they bring in a bucket of chicken, etc... ok, obvious Pumpsta vs. Holler differences established. (although take away Diplo's weed. You never know! Ok, I kid I kid.)

I don't immediately agree, actually -- mainly because of Susan's cogent points above in the article.. mainly, we're inducing the clientele of any DJ night where a white guy plays bootie music mostly made by black people based on what that girl says about men at the "real" clubs being "too hardcore." for her. Articles rarely care about getting an overall accurate feel of an audience being discussed in an article such as this. The writers want to narrow down the few that have something titillating (no pun intended) to say.

donut gon' nut (donut), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

or it should be. i'd rather read what dan writes than most of what's on ilm.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I like Hollertronix decent. I've seen Diplo DJ a few times, and he definitely picks incredible songs.

The thing they succumb to is really prevalent now -- being eclectic for eclecticism's sake. I don't need you to mix from a 135 bpm Cure song into a 68 bpm Southern hip-hop song. The beats might match, but you're fucking up the whole feel of my dancing.

As for their relation to black culture, I haven't thought about it enough to pontificate yet...

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link

aw, I'm touched. I did have a blog once, it was intense. a LiveJournal actually.

donut touches on something key here, fact is, I throw a disco party where sometimes I actually play disco. I'd like to think that my goal is to have a mixed crowd, and I find that if you look at the stuff I play, you'd see that it was always quite diverse, that much of the history of disco and hip-hop is way more diverse then most people give it credit for. I'm not free of the problematic use of terms white and black to define nebulously different degrees of "funkiness" in the music, but would like to think that a good disco party doesn't seem so minstrely. I think with hip-hop parties there's a fine line that you can cross and I know it when I see it. A bunch of kids, white or otherwise dancing to hip-hop isn't inherently evil, but sometimes something happens to the vibe where it suddenly makes my white-liberal-guilt ass feel pretty uncomfortable. Obviously Hollertronix flirt with that line, and the Pumpster goes way beyond it.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link

it's a williamsburg bar named after yuppie gentrified hell north of detroit.

christ, i knew that plenty of michigan people moved to brooklyn after they graduated but this is fucking ridiculous.

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Please Dan, that's 'pumpsta.'

deej.., Friday, 26 August 2005 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link

heh, well anyone who knows me well enough and knows what I do as far as "DJing" goes knows that this is an issue I contend with all the time... although I haven't DJed nearly to the extent that Dan has.. (though i HAVE been to a Dan DJ night, and I can vouch for it being anything BUT a "Kill Whitie" type thing at all)

donut gon' nut (donut), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link


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