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Chip Masterbone

This may be the greatest name ever, based on the last name alone.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 20 June 2003 11:32 (10 years ago) Permalink

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

― rener (rener), Friday, 20 June 2003 12:04 (10 years ago) Permalink

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

― rener (rener), Friday, 20 June 2003 12:04 (10 years ago) Permalink

wi wi wang

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 21 June 2003 12:13 (9 years ago) Permalink

went to school with a guy named Vaughn Buffalo
had a college roommate named Wister Walcott
there's always Judge Learned Hand (supreme ct. justice and baseball commissioner) and Thelonious Sphere Monk
my wife claims to have known a girl named Crystal Lear whose middle name was (wait for it) Shanda

― Neudonym, Saturday, 21 June 2003 12:35 (9 years ago) Permalink

actually, learned hand never made it to the U.S. Supreme Ct. -- he was stalled at the 2d Cir. Court of Appeals. but it is a great name for a judge (is tracer any relation?)

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 21 June 2003 12:37 (9 years ago) Permalink

lasagna jones

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 21 June 2003 12:38 (9 years ago) Permalink

I bow before Tad's knowledge of the career trajectory of Learned Hand

― Neudonym, Saturday, 21 June 2003 12:41 (9 years ago) Permalink

Washington Munoz

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 21 June 2003 12:46 (9 years ago) Permalink

junior high students I taught in NYC:
Fithi Asfaha
Claribel Torres
Will Beans
Saul Schulman (not such a wacky name but ace because he was such a great basketball player he earned the nickname "Soul" which makes it into Saul "Soul" Schulman which you will admit is the best name ever)
Yajaira Chanlatte
Yuki Kokubo

― Neudonym, Saturday, 21 June 2003 12:50 (9 years ago) Permalink

Saul "Soul"

Was he a member of the Saul "Soul" Orchestra?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 21 June 2003 13:40 (9 years ago) Permalink

as a 4'6" junior high point guard, he was both nice and naasty

― Neudonym, Saturday, 21 June 2003 13:42 (9 years ago) Permalink

6 months pass...

More names from a day's worth of data entry:

sk1tch henders0n
jul1a sprunt grumb1es

― Darcus How? (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 January 2004 23:08 (9 years ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

All hail Lieutenant Commander FLEX PLEXICO! (Read towards the end of the article.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 02:26 (9 years ago) Permalink

Follow your heart and it will lead you to...NORTH KOREA.

And in keeping with the thread's spirit. I know a fellow named Hatteras Hoops. I always thought it was some kind of a nickname until the local paper printed it as such.

― jim wentworth (wench), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 02:37 (9 years ago) Permalink

There's a wide receiver what plays for the Pittsburg Steelers name of Plaxico Burress.

― Lazer Guided Mellow Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 03:12 (9 years ago) Permalink

I love threads like this, I am reduced to helpless giggling.

I think I mentioned the one time I was at a speech about women in the church, held by Gay Priest, didnt I?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 03:31 (9 years ago) Permalink

US Army Lieutenant General Joseph "Keith" Kellogg Jnr.

― Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 05:28 (9 years ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

Kenesaw Mountain Landis.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 22:29 (8 years ago) Permalink

Dion DiMucci.

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 03:43 (8 years ago) Permalink

Suke Driver

― mei (mei), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 12:55 (8 years ago) Permalink

Anne Cakebread

― mei (mei), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 12:55 (8 years ago) Permalink

People who may be coming to my conference next year:
Inger Assarson
Dr Hen
Dr Panda

I am also in email contact with a person whose name comes up as RETARD (in caps) in my inbox.

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 14:27 (8 years ago) Permalink

I tell a lie, it's RETARDED

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 14:27 (8 years ago) Permalink

Mike Bates is the obvious one; Mr. Bates / Mr. Bates until he was about 16

I taught a little girl name Temi Toby Tupe-Tukan
I taught a little boy named Josue Louis-Jean Lean
I taught a little boy named Edgar Marigold
I taught with a terrible woman named Jen Kelley, and after a while I called her Ken Jelly to be an asshole.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 14:32 (8 years ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

do opera people (or just Europeans?) have the greatest names ever...

Herbert von Karajan
Kiri Te Kanawa
Frederica von Stade
Montserrat Cabballé
Lauritz Melchior
Fritz Kreisler
Kirsten Flagstad
Birgit Nilsson
Kathleen Battle
Jose Carreras
Maria Callas
Sir Georg Solti
Leontyne Price
Nicolai Gedda
Tatiana Troyanos
Renata Scotto
Aprile Millo
Claudio Abbado
Placido Domingo
Tito Gobbi
Giuseppe Sinopoli
Joan Sutherland
Hermann Prey
Leonie Rysanek
Samuel Ramey
Hakan Hagegard
Paul Plishka
Catherine Malfitano
Dietrich Fischer-Dieskau
Wilhelm Furtwangler
Anne Sofie von Otter
Harolyn Blackwell
Karl Bohme
Hildegard Behrens
Luciano Pavarotti
Franco Zeffirelli
Siegfried Jerusalem

or is it just the tone in which they are spoken?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 04:47 (8 years ago) Permalink

I went to high school with a Ralph Waldo Trueblood IV

Also: Zbigniew Brzezinski

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 04:53 (8 years ago) Permalink

King Zog (Ahmed Bey Zogu) of Albania owns this thread.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 04:54 (8 years ago) Permalink

I forgot this was the great-as-in-funny names thread as opposed to the great-as-in-great names thread

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 05:09 (8 years ago) Permalink

There was a patient called C. Lowe the other day and I kept roffling.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 05:22 (8 years ago) Permalink

I used to know a Brazilian guy whose first name was Ben-Hur

― Japanese Giraffe (Japanese Giraffe), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 14:03 (8 years ago) Permalink

I had a job stuffing envelopes this one time. An applicant to a medical course at a well-known university was called A. R. KANE!!!!
Y-E-S!!!

― Miles Finch, Wednesday, 26 January 2005 14:07 (8 years ago) Permalink

Journeyman baseball player Wonderful Terrific Monds III to thread!

― Daniel Cohen (dayan), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 14:22 (8 years ago) Permalink

Cock Jol

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 14:29 (8 years ago) Permalink

Run Wrake, the Dutch (I think) animator/promo-director

― Stevem On X (blueski), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 14:31 (8 years ago) Permalink

Romanian (I think) figure ice skater from a while back: Viacheslav Zagorudniuk. It trips off the tongue beautifully.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 14:32 (8 years ago) Permalink

I've always loved Leslie Kong for the name as much as the music.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 14:48 (8 years ago) Permalink

americans have the funniest names.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 15:22 (8 years ago) Permalink

Examples of "funniest" plz.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 15:24 (8 years ago) Permalink

willy crump

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 15:27 (8 years ago) Permalink

my high school swim coach was named H@rry Kr@mp

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 22:41 (8 years ago) Permalink

i have a doctor named st@vr0s s@r@nt@k0s.

― amanda lear (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 22:58 (8 years ago) Permalink

i'll see you and raise you kyri@k0s s@r@nt@k0s

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 23:01 (8 years ago) Permalink

Why do so many Greeks have at-signs and zeroes in their names?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 23:07 (8 years ago) Permalink

there's some lady at another organisation we work with that is named 'davinia snowball'. her parents must be totally evil.

― colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 23:14 (8 years ago) Permalink

I worked with a Wetlene Pinthiere.

― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 23:15 (8 years ago) Permalink

(Maria Callas, Kathleen Battle, Leontyne Price and Paul Plishka are/were Americans!)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 23:19 (8 years ago) Permalink

A friend of mine in high school with the name Dan had, at one point, claimed to have a long-distance (he was in Rockford, she was in Arlington Heights...long-distance in high school) relationship with a girl named "Velvet". The evidence of this affair was an out-of-focus photograph of a girl playing tennis, with the words, "To Dan" scrawled across the front.

My friend Gerald and I didn't believe him, since "Velvet" never showed up at any events she had been invited to, Dan always saying she couldn't make it at the last second.

One morning at school, Dan said that "Velvet" evidence could be found in his car, in the form of a series of photographs in his glove compartment, having just picked them up the day before at the Osco photo shop. He said he'd show them to us sometime. Somehow Gerald and I liberated his car keys from him and went into his car. We found the photos, which were so HORRIBLY underexposed that nothing could be seen except for silhouettes!

Gerald and I were fed up. We stormed into Dan's chemistry class, slammed down the keys, and I announced, "Dan, there IS NO VELVET!" We then stormed out.

"Velvet" apparently "broke up" with Dan a few days later. One night several years ago, in a drunken stupor, Dan confessed that "Velvet" didn't really exist. He also confessed that he didn't mind when girls santorumed his arse with their thumbs. He eventually married a lovely girl named Valerie.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 23:41 (8 years ago) Permalink

where are you from?

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 27 January 2005 00:30 (8 years ago) Permalink

Ph3w W1n
Ph4t Ly
M1ssy P1gg0t
Kunth34r R1m (say the first name as two words.)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 27 January 2005 00:36 (8 years ago) Permalink

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