Recast 'The Wire'

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too late

conrad, Monday, 17 August 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

re 1948, I see McNulty as more of a John Garfield type. "Curly top!"

The Love Song of J Alfred Pluot (Oilyrags), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Conrad, could we compromise and pick another actor from a TV medical drama -- George Clooney? Do not want to see that much Howie Mandel -- either in terms of time on screen or his butt.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe Bogie would be a better Freamon xpost

chap, Monday, 17 August 2009 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

McNulty - Seth Rogen
Bunk - Jonah Hill
Lester - Adam Sandler
Carver - Paul Rudd
Herc - Jason Segel
Prez - Michael Cera
Kima - Leslie Mann
Daniels - Steve Carell

AlanSmithee, Monday, 17 August 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

David Morse (right-hand side of St. Elsewhere) could pull off McNulty

ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Jonah Hill is Herc

ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Jason Segel = Daniels. He's not averse to getting naked/almost - though presumably not as ripped as the real actor.

ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

wrong color

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

leslie mann is no kima.

love the cera prez though!

tehresa, Monday, 17 August 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Man, how much of a pussy would you have to be to get your eye pistol whipped out by George Michael Bluth?

The Love Song of J Alfred Pluot (Oilyrags), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

McNulty - Seth Rogen
Bunk - Jonah Hill
Lester - Adam Sandler
Carver - Paul Rudd
Herc - Jason Segel
Prez - Michael Cera
Kima - Leslie Mann
Daniels - Steve Carell

would definitely watch

Super Cub, Monday, 17 August 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

would not watch

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

but it would be FUNNY

Super Cub, Monday, 17 August 2009 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link

why is omar little banned?

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Bunny Colvin - Charles S. Dutton
Sgt. Jay Landsman - George Wendt
Bubbles - Giancarlo Esposito
Marlo Stanfield - Anthony Mackie
Lester Freamon - Tim Reid
Proposition Joe - Prince Be from PM Dawn

jaymc, Monday, 17 August 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Bunk - the fat kid from Goodburger

ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Sgt. Jay Landsman - George Wendt

so otm! or maybe goodman? but i think wendt's a better choice. and then ratzenberger could be that drunk detective. or the one that switched to the western.

tehresa, Monday, 17 August 2009 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

George W. Bush as Rawls
Al Gore as prez
Hillary Clinton as Kima
Collin Powell as Daniels
Barack Obama as Omar
Joe Biden as Bubbles
Karl Rove as Herc

Super Cub, Monday, 17 August 2009 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link

William Shatner - McNulty
Leonard Nimoy - Freamon
DeForest Kelley - Bunk
Nichelle Nichols - Griggs
Walter Koenig - Herc
George Takei - Carver
James Doohan - Presbelewski
Majel Barrett - Perlman
Ricardo Montalban - Avon
Roger C Camel - Prop Joe

The Love Song of J Alfred Pluot (Oilyrags), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

McNulty - Ted Danson
Prez - Woody Harrelson
Beadie - Shelly Long
Kima - Rhea Perlman
Lester - Kelsey Grammer
Rhonda Pearlman - Kirstie Alley

jaymc, Monday, 17 August 2009 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Leslie Nielsen as McNulty
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as Daniels

ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Sarah Jessica Parker - Lester
Kim Cattrall - McNulty
Kristin Davis - Carver
Cynthia Nixon - Bunk
Chris Noth - Avon
John Corbett - Marlo

ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Blanche - McNulty
Sophia - Lester
Dorothy - Carver
Rose - Prez

ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/6185/wiredones.jpg

Philip Nunez, Monday, 17 August 2009 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link

was considering Gilligan's Island but couldn't decide what to do with Luvvey.

The Love Song of J Alfred Pluot (Oilyrags), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Ned Raggett as McNutty
Momus as Marlo

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link

http://imgur.com/rLUjE.jpg

Marlo

Slumpman, Monday, 17 August 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

aaaaand we're down the rabbit hole.

what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 August 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

ERnie - McNulty
Bert - Daniels
Oscar - Landsman
Kermit - Freeman
Grover - Prez
Snuffleupagus - Omar

The Love Song of J Alfred Pluot (Oilyrags), Monday, 17 August 2009 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link

bill murray - mcnulty
dan aykroyd - the bunk
harold ramis - lester
ernie hudson - herc
rick moranis - landsman
sigourney weaver - rawls

conrad, Monday, 17 August 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

While I don't approve of the direction this has taken, the idea of Grover as Pryz is crackin' me up.

what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 August 2009 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Actually, Ernie Hudson would be good as Burrell.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 17 August 2009 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link

I think if Grover is Presbo, then Elmo is Dookie.

The Love Song of J Alfred Pluot (Oilyrags), Monday, 17 August 2009 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

oops

rick moranis - prezbo
slimer - landsman

conrad, Monday, 17 August 2009 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Dotcom at McNutty
Grizz as Bunk
Denis Duffy as Landsman
Liz Lemon as Kima
Jack at Daniels
Twofer as Carver
Frank as Herc
Lutz as Frank Sobotka
Pete as Lester
Kenneth as Prez
Jenna as Caroline Massey
Jonathon as Sydnor

fruity gonzalo (a hoy hoy), Monday, 17 August 2009 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

an animated penguin as McNulty
a talking car as Bunk
a sad-eyed robot as Rhonda Pearlman
a plant as Landsman
a singing fish as Lt Daniels
a bee as Commissioner Burrell
three slices of provolone as Herc

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 17 August 2009 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link

howie mandel as levy

conrad, Monday, 17 August 2009 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link

okay, I'll give you Howie in that role.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 17 August 2009 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link

: )

conrad, Monday, 17 August 2009 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link

sid james as mcnutty
kenneth williams as lester
barbara windsor as kima
charles hawtrey as prez
bernard breslaw as bunk
kenneth connor as carcetti
Leslie Philips as daniels
jim dale as bubbles

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 17 August 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link

working title: carry on a'ight

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 17 August 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link

what is it called in Finland?

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 17 August 2009 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Bunk - the fat kid from Goodburger

misread this as "the fat kid from Goonies"

abanana, Monday, 17 August 2009 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Cyclops - Bunk
Prof X - Carcetti
Magneto - Royce
Wolverine - McNulty
Storm - Kima
Jean Grey - Ronnie
Cable - Daniels
Pryzbo - Iceman
Nightcrawler - Carver
Collosus- Herc
Beast - Lester
Stryker - Avon
Mr Sinister - Stringer
Sabretooth - Chris
Lady Deathstrike - Snoop
Apocalypse - Marlo
Toad - Bodie
X-Man - Namond
Maggott - Bubbles
Gambit - Omar

Slumpman, Monday, 17 August 2009 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link

McNulty - Tracy Morgan
Bunk - Chris Rock
Freamon - Phil Hartman
Herc - Chris Farley
Carver - Tim Meadows
Greggs - Nora Dunn
Prez - Dana Carvey
Pearlman - Victoria Jackson
Bubbles - Adam Sandler
Omar - Eddie Murphy
Carcetti - David Spade
Rawls - Jon Lovitz
Burrell - Kenan Thompson

Holy Cow Derail (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 00:22 (fourteen years ago) link

The Wire - Australian style?

Richard Roxburgh - Rawls
Gary Sweet/Tony Martin - McNulty
Mick Molloy - Bunk
Steve Bingley - Carcetti
Lucky Grills - Landsman

...and then I get stuck.

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link

"Steve Bingley'...grr...I meant Bisley.

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 01:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Bill Hunter as Freamon
Matthew Newton as Prez

chronicles of paranoimia (sic), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 01:45 (fourteen years ago) link

The Entire Cast Of Underbelly as Various Hoppers

chronicles of paranoimia (sic), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 01:48 (fourteen years ago) link

make Wayne Hope Carcetti and put Kym Gyngell in as Norman

chronicles of paranoimia (sic), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 01:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Kate Fischer as Nicky Sobotka's gf

chronicles of paranoimia (sic), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Bill Hunter as Freamon - hahah nice one

Frankie J Holden as Stan Valchek
Collette Mann as Delonda
Noah Taylor as Ziggy
Aidan Young as Nicky Sobotka
Jon English as Walon

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 02:11 (fourteen years ago) link

this thread got sooooo much better than it started

mark cl, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 03:17 (fourteen years ago) link


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