official noise board thread for korean abdul-jabbar, the vice magazine mormon grifter

I hope it's on regular L&O or CI rather than SVU.

I love donofrio.

Unless it's an Ice-T & Munch episode.

I like fatty beardo D'Onofrio.

ayo donofrio lovers u should see happy accidents

How could this be on SVU? Or are hipsters considered Special Victims now?

likely someone throws a hotdog down her hallway without her consent

she offers to give someone a handjob with her... GUN

great thing about fatty shaggy D'Onofrio is that they worked into the plotline like it was intended.

"she offers to give someone a handjob with her... GUN"

with hilarious results!

This is wandering into scary territory.

Or are hipsters considered Special Victims now?

Hipsters being conned into sex, I guess.

GUYS CAN BE SEXUAL ASSAULT VICTIMS TOO, YOU KNOW.

girls can be hipsters ive heard

mawjobs available fyi

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/hipster-grifter-kari-ferrell-speaks-jail-bad-checks/story?id=8552059

this is one of my favorite threads ...

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Her first tattoo -- inked at 17 -- is on her right wrist and says: "Live life to the fullest until you die."

I want to know whether she liked to say "Yippie ki yi yah motherfucker!" after having a hot dog down her highway

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there was a hotdog down a hallway joke on family guy that had me o_O apparently it was a whoopi goldberg joke from years ago

(in the context of whoopi goldberg it is pretty horrifying)

"Everybody wants their 15 minutes of fame," she said, adding that people were just repeating stories already out there. "They wanted to be in the media. They wanted to be a victim of the quote-unquote Hipster Grifter."

hey, it's not like she pled guilt... oh wait.

just noticed the banner in the hot dawg toon

for someone so smart, she clearly didn't understand how the hotdog joke works

She needs to release a rap album.

eagerly awaiting the book deal

eagerly awaiting the hot dog endorsement

or hallway endorsement i guess

LOL @ that cartoon

http://animalnewyork.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/kari_letter_jail.jpg

http://animalnewyork.com/2009/10/love-forever-the-hipster-grifter/

location: SLUT

SALT LAKE CITY, SLUTAH

that is one hardcore hipster, to keep up that persona.

serious wtf @ "smelled like an underage girl's snatch on raceday"

+ classic vice-esque racism: "she looked like mrs butterworth with a doo-wrag."

really would like to see the asian psychologist guy go over this letter on Law and Order: SVU.

don't know if it was new or why it was on tonight, but L+O: original series was based on hipster grifter tonight.

Cajun Boy

God I hate to admit this, but I find her handwriting kind of endearing.

October 1st, 2009 at 2:05 pm

another potential head for the wall

BK Phil

She gives good letter, I gotta say. Haven’t seen an envelope that cool since the 70’s.

October 1st, 2009 at 4:33 pm

r.i.p.

The (loosely based) L&O episode had her as a killer!

RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES...WITH THE LAW AND ORDER TWIST

for the record, I've sworn off all the Laws and Orders. My standards have gotten higher (hard to watch after The Wire) and the shows have just sunk. Total pits.

u can take the grifter out of brooklyn and into prison, but u can't...

i mean, y is there even a death penalty if not for these crimes? i ask u

o u say that now but when in 10 years the nyer article comes out proving she was never even a hipster at all how will u feel?

Her tone is very cliche-ridden in a polished way in the letter, perhaps she can write inappropriate adjective-laden fiction, much like she has lived inappropriate cliche-ridden fiction

wow: http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/10/08/wbns.deputy.fakes.cancer.wbns