POLL: Best Disney animated feature.

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Huh, I was just watching the Terminator 3 HD-DVD the other night and it's better than I remembered it . . . eh, at least it has the courage of its convictions. (Cue mushroom clouds.)

Where's the love for Bambi here?

Phil D., Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:28 (6 years ago) Permalink

I haven't seen I, Robot or Behind Enemy Lines but consider I Heart Huckabees to be a high watermark in modern cinema, so I am excited to see them now!

Alba, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:29 (6 years ago) Permalink

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SIN PETINYAH
NAHBADABEECHA BOH
(sicha goo hen ya o wey)

max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

:D

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

so like in an alternate universe The Black Hole and Harvey are the same film, right, where the lone surviving scientist on the Cygnus is Elwood P. Dowd, and instead of a big red demonic robot, there's an invisible giant rabbit. They get drunk and steer the cygnus on a collision course with the black hole and the Palomino crew is thinking about escaping but then they're all like "fuck it"

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

by a dozen miles.

remy bean, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

had the score to aladdin on casette tape and it was probably the only music i listened to in 1992.

ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:34 (6 years ago) Permalink

that and check your head, probably

ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:35 (6 years ago) Permalink

lol gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:36 (6 years ago) Permalink

was it gilbert gottfried's last great role? i say yes.

ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

ok I am officially scared of the day we discover some internet jukebox in a bar that has disney musicals on it

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

one time we were on a bus ride to put on our production of THE LION THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE (i guess i should retract my lol gay thing now) for underprivleged elementary school students and me and my friend j0sh spent the entire ride sitting in the back of the bus singing 'a whole new world' at each other, really loudly, while eating frosting. we got yelled at eventually :(

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:38 (6 years ago) Permalink

I would have voted for Dumbo, save for the minstrel show crows. "I be dun seen bout ever'thing" etc. Uhhh...

So instead I went for The Little Mermaid, because I am a homosexual and I love Ursula/Divine.

kenan, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:38 (6 years ago) Permalink

"i wanna be like you" is an awesome song, i would put that on in a bar

ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:39 (6 years ago) Permalink

wait, is aladdin really that old? i thought i was way older when that movie came out. at least i was way older when i was jacked up on sugar, manically singing the theme song from that movie. wow wtf.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:39 (6 years ago) Permalink

im gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware
(ive never seen a king of beasts with quite so little hair)
im brushin up on lookin down, im workin on my roar

max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:40 (6 years ago) Permalink

lol i was 7 what's your excuse

ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:40 (6 years ago) Permalink

can you feel the love tonight = #1 all-time jam of all time

max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:41 (6 years ago) Permalink

i was in drama club :\

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:41 (6 years ago) Permalink

max is on another plane right now, basically

ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:41 (6 years ago) Permalink

i can see what's happening
(what?)
and they don't have a clue
(who?)
they'll fall in love--and here's the bottom line--
our trio's down to two
(oh.)

max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:41 (6 years ago) Permalink

actually you know what? like 87% of our jokes were based around the film aladdin that year. what the hell?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

i mean it came out like 4 or 5 years earlier??? why would we base our entire school year around cracks about aladdin?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

max is on the money plane

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

aladdin's good an all but freal guys--THE LION KING is straight fucking godly

max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

jesus i needed different friends.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

dude the lion king sucks.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:43 (6 years ago) Permalink

the nazi-hyenas??!?!?! BE PREPAAAAARED

max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:43 (6 years ago) Permalink

ally you suck and so does your life and everything you do and all the food you eat

max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:43 (6 years ago) Permalink

Somewhere around my sophomore year of high school, before my voice changed irrevocably, I could do an incredible imitation of Geddy Lee singing "Can You Feel The Love Tonight".

nickalicious, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

yeah i know that but it doesn't make the lion king any better

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

"Mufasa!"

"Say it again!"

"Mufaaaasssssaaa!"

C. Grisso/McCain, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

man and the scene where scar gets killed?! anyone who doesnt respond to this movie with EMOTION is in all likelihood damaged in some way (unloving parents, etc)

max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:45 (6 years ago) Permalink

have you guys ever been to baia y/n

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:45 (6 years ago) Permalink

moonship journey to baia

nickalicious, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:46 (6 years ago) Permalink

ok ally we can agree on three caballeros. the scene where carmen miranda is singing and her head is like, the moon? or whatever? is probably the reason i smoke so much pot. it affected me.

max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

I am not seeing anywhere near enough love for The Little Mermaid, or Ursula the Witch. Step it up, ppl.

kenan, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

that whole scene is a big masturbation euphemism.

xpost seriously dude my sister had the little mermaid cassette tape and i have had quite enough of the little mermaid to last a lifetime.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:48 (6 years ago) Permalink

OK, srsly:

Phil D., Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:51 (6 years ago) Permalink

MY LITTLE POOPSIES!

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:51 (6 years ago) Permalink

disney movies made before little mermaid with few exceptions are for lames and old people

max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:52 (6 years ago) Permalink

no Pete's Dragon, no credibility

Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:52 (6 years ago) Permalink

i appreciate the little mermaid all cocks 94/7 original vhs artwork though. my mom still has it!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:52 (6 years ago) Permalink

Also, the Salvador Dali/Disney collaboration Destino:

http://www.youtube.com/?v=zMkwBvssz_Q

Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:54 (6 years ago) Permalink

proto aeon flux

isn't that making the rounds again at theatres?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:55 (6 years ago) Permalink

The older Disney films' music was so much more touching, it's weird to listen to something like "Ooh De Lally" or "I Wanna Be Like You", so full of charm and spirit yet on such a small scale, then hear like Phil Collins' insane billion drums pounding bullshit Tarzan bullshit music.

xpost haha if anyone ever doubted my creepyness, know this: it was I to whom the responsibility fell to point out to my sisters and their friends where the rumored penii were on the cover of the Little Mermaid VHS

nickalicious, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:56 (6 years ago) Permalink

i like this thread. the correct answer, however, is dumbo.

ryan, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:57 (6 years ago) Permalink

ok if they couldn't tell where they were (the answer: everywhere, all over the entire cover that wasn't taken up by said titular mermaid) then there's nothing you could do to help them find them, nick.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:57 (6 years ago) Permalink

pounding bullshit Tarzan bullshit

this is the new magic people voodoo people

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

I voted for THE ARISTOCATS because we own it on DVD. Sarah tried to make me watch it a couple of years ago, I think I fell asleep.

n/a, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:58 (6 years ago) Permalink


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