Things You Just Don't Care About

I will occasionally use the phrase "anniversary of PERSON's birth" if I want to call out some artist whose work I admire, but that's it.

but... that's... the same thing??

but most of my friends are in Hell

Presumably where you go if you've wished person x a happy birthday at any time since 1980 where person x = John Lennon

imagine there's no heavenly birthday

i want to care about kim gordon but everything has been so so so fucking boring for years. the book, the albums, the live performances. i've tried!

Most of my heroes don't appear on no clouds.

maybe they're necromancers

...or maybe it's putrescine!

lmao

Kate's doctored photo

way to show your lack of concern about a missing woman

That's no woman that's Prince William's wife.

Cars

Kate

anniversaries of album release dates.

Anniversaries (sans personal ones)

I’m glad the Oscar’s are finally over, seemed like a especially long and torturous build up this year

Human ashes and what's done with them (per the Hull funeral home scandal currently unfolding). I own no ashes of deceased family members and never will, it's mostly wood anyway.

Kate

― assert (matttkkkk), Monday, March 11, 2024 6:57 PM bookmarkflaglink

I'm at a loss for how stupid photoshopgate turned out to be

can't fathom getting excited about yr birthday post age 11, tbh.

Pi day, or pi for that matter

I wish people would have the decency to at least be embarrassed about naming things based on the MM/DD/YYY system.

I'd be mad if someone wrote a three digit year for sure

Y?

Late to the Jack Black talk, but I think he was once pretty funny and could have developed into a more unique actor/comedian, but he was rewarded so handsomely to play the "JACK BLACK" guy in everything that he got annoying and old quick.

Banksy

― Jeff, Friday, August 21, 2015 12:27 AM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink

banksy

― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Wednesday, August 26, 2015 1:02 PM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Banksy ffs

― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Thursday, February 6, 2020 9:13 AM (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Banksy and all Banksy related information

― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Saturday, November 6, 2021 5:30 AM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink

the ohtani gambling thing, totally bored by merely considering reading about it

eclipses. they happen every once in a while. *yawn*

I mean, isn't an eclipse just 'night'? the sun goes behind the earth, right?

hell if i know. but you have to buy glasses for it or you die. i think i'll stay in bed.

the new Beyonce album/Beyonce in general.

if you don't care about Beyonce, she won't care about you

The Zhenyuan Miaodao Yaolue Taoist alchemy text. Don't really care...

i find it vaguely impressive that beyonce has the ambition/talent to conquer every genre but i don't care about this one

wait til your hear her surf rock album

i feel like i probably added beyonce to this thread a zillion years ago. i'm just kinda sick of america though. and americana. and corny corn bread recipe rah rah anthems. and the south. for reasons that i won't go into right now. trump.

I don't really care about Beyonce but she's pretty easy to avoid, even with the dumb cowboy outfit

i'm just not into that billionaire national anthem halftime show stuff made for amex commercials. i would be down for a cajun/creole swamp blues beyonce album though. in french. that would be dope.

its not even beyonce really. just anything that reminds me of the superbowl. and money. i don't care about.

KNOWLES GOES ZYDECOS

Laissez les Bey Temps Rouler

i just want her to make more songs like 'all night'

It’s an album about awards shows.

That’s the only way I’ve been able to process the intrinsic corniness of this new Beyoncé album, “Cowboy Carter,” which, very much like the most punishing of Grammy nights, runs way too long, yet still finds time to involve Post Malone.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/music/2024/03/30/beyonce-cowboy-carter-review/

lolz

It’s an album about awards shows.

So H.E.R. is on it, too?

Daylight Savings. Just let it go.

This Oyler person

no one should care about her

lolita

would gladly hear about tiger woods shooting 10 over par, but give me a fucking break when he's tied for 25th or whatever

OTM. It's been the same in every single major he's been in for the last 20 odd years.

Woods gets more following and was totally unique as we have gone on to see. Making the cut even now is incredible.

Scheffler is very unexciting (and a Christian lol). Anyone who could've replaced Woods (Rory, Spieth) fell away after winning 2-4 majors in quick succession.

Aberg sounds like a massive talent but he's only just starting.

tiger was an utter phenomenon 25 years ago and he was a top player even ten years ago. he's a legend. but he's not going to catch nicklaus, and while i do not envy him the circumstances in which he was raised, he seems to be a weird asshole

as far as making the cut, well, so did vijay, and he's 61. anyway i simply don't need Moments and analysis from Tiger Woods' round about a dude who finished +16

(tbh i wondered if the koepka-dechambeau beef was a scripted work in an attempt to draw eyes to non-tiger players, but it seems like they really do loathe each other)