OMG I WANT THIS AMAZING RONALDINHO BOTTLE OPENER

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you know, i dont know if hes going to like this at all, im starting to see ronaldinho, and, i dont know if its the hair, but, im thinking

raggetinho

― 600, Saturday, 24 March 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^

600 OTM

― 600, Saturday, 24 March 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

omg nedraggettbottleopener.jpg plz

― unfished business, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

An El Hadji Diouf bottle opener that spits at you when you take the beertop off and shouts misogynistic threats of violence at you would be awesome.

― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

gareth's argument is v.v.reasonable, btw. and grady is indeed 1000% otm. curse this self-defence mechanism!

― unfished business, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHAHA Dom 5000% OTM

― unfished business, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^ im not with these two, im here by myself

― 600, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

180, i am at the red lion 2nite, except i only just realised what the time was, and i have to eat first, also find clothes, also find lil' kim, she is in my room somewhere

― lex pretend, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

lol at 180. stfu lexxy jagger, thats nothing to do with this

― 600, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

at least it's ACCURATE unlike...that thing you are calling me

― lex pretend, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

we are as peas in a pod, lex

i take it gareth is comically bad at darts or something

― unfished business, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

rolling 2007 racist bottle opener/uk watercooler thread

― and what, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't see what has the watercooler got to do with this.

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

don't talk to me louis

― lex pretend, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

also the bottle opener isnt racist

― and what, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

aha, you have disowned me because of my distasteful opinions, lex! classy.

― unfished business, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

And who is , Ethan?

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

its 2007! no one is racist! just disingeneuous

― 600, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

disingenious

― unfished business, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

isnt that right, lexxy jagger? paris is merely disingenuous

― 600, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

dasani genius

― unfished business, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

hey i found kim! also beer! both under my bed :D

― lex pretend, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

bottles openers don't shoot people, GUNS DO

― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 24 March 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

this is where stevem and amongst others have brought depictions of south asians in america into the picture, to show a flipside example, though stevem didnt make a particularly convincing case with this

hang on, where did i do this?

― blueski, Sunday, 25 March 2007 12:09 (seventeen years ago) link

weirdly someone mentioned this last night, and said it was a plant. something to do with a magazine or something

― 600, Sunday, 25 March 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

raggetinho

It's a vision.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 25 March 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

it always is

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 25 March 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I am consistent in this regard.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 25 March 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread on ILX is number 10 in a Google search for "ronaldinho bottle opener".

"Brazil has released a line of unique bottle openers in the shape of Brazilian soccer star Ronaldinho.
Since the national hero did not manage to pop open any of the gates of the opposing teams during the World Cup let him now succeed in popping the ordinary bottles – decided the Brazilian producers. Such is their reaction to the fruitless presentation of the soccer champion in Germany.
The new product was widely enjoyed by the local torcideros. Such a funny bottle opener equipped with a pair of Ronaldinho’s famous teeth (which are instrumental in the cap popping process) brought smiles and wiped away the tears of bitter disappointment after the recent failure of the nation’s favorite team."

from here

― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 25 March 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

The only thing it seems to be able to open is a big ol' can of worms, alas.

― unfished business, Sunday, 25 March 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

It is (as I suspected) Brazilian, however. Hmmm.

― unfished business, Sunday, 25 March 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

five months pass...

um, WOW.

― roxymuzak, Monday, 27 August 2007 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link

oh noes..

― W4LTER, Monday, 27 August 2007 01:25 (sixteen years ago) link

the cure for common Anglophilia, this one

― milo z, Monday, 27 August 2007 03:37 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.wolles-website.de/makabres_rip/50_rip.gif

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 27 August 2007 03:41 (sixteen years ago) link

i dont see whats so offensive about a ronaldinho bottle opener. a coconut opener, now that would be racist.

― ☪, Monday, 27 August 2007 08:58 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

let us discuss whether the portrayal of Ronaldinho on the Simpsons was as offensive or whatever as the bottle opener:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pou-5Vcv0TE

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link

nooooooooo

― Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link

That's Ronaldo, not Ronaldinho. Probably best not to think all black guys look the same on this thread, Alex.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link

lolololololol

― HI DERE, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link

the brits have pulled another one back

― Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link

haha my bad. isn't Ronaldinho's real name Ronaldo? I guess I underestimated the odds of there being two black soccer superstars with similiar names and prominent teeth. I mean I'm American, it's not like I know shit about socer.

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Ronaldo's real name: Ronaldo Luis Nazário de Lima
Ronaldinho's real name: Ronaldo de Assís Moreira

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link

This is Ronaldo Guiaro, who was known as both Ronaldo and Ronaldinho during his career:

http://www.libero.fm/dbimg/1788_eidhseis.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:43 (sixteen years ago) link

god help us if christiano ronaldo ever achieves fame in the states

― Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Which isn't to mention Ronaldao, who I can't find a picture of.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link

i know who christiano ronaldo is

― river wolf, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link

― dan m, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link

have a goddamn cookie, if you're that knowledgeable you'll tell me who manchester united signed him from WITHOUT consulting wikipedia

― Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link

he's opening Rooney's bottle here

http://www.ministryoftruth.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/manu.jpg

― dan m, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link

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