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stealing wi-fi from the president's club in EWR, suckers

a being that goes on two legs and is ungrateful (dyao), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

hey Continental! I don't know if you know this by now, but I'm actually not part of the President's Club! see ya

a being that goes on two legs and is ungrateful (dyao), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link

LAS. No stealing necessary, the whole place is wired. For a few fleeting months before a card expires I'm entitled to American lounge access, but there is no American lounge - bastards

ljubljana, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 23:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm in an airport, and I'm sleepy

The Collected Works of Fun Fun (donna rouge), Thursday, 20 August 2009 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Columbus, OH (CMH) has free wi-fi.

Sweeeeet.

everyone stop (dan m), Sunday, 29 November 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Flyin Madison (free wi-fi) to Denver (free wi-fi) to PDX (free wi-fi) today..
So much e-mail catching up

"I get through more mojitos.." (bear, bear, bear), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 23:26 (fourteen years ago) link

madison has free wi-fi? must be a holiday thing?

hey trader joe's! i've got the new steely dan. (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, totally. Through mid-jan.

"I get through more mojitos.." (bear, bear, bear), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 23:45 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

o man i have been in this airport for so long - planes parking break is lol frozen

ice cr?m, Thursday, 17 December 2009 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link

it sounds like it's kinda *icey* where you are

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Thursday, 17 December 2009 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link

omg it is so cold rite now

ice cr?m, Thursday, 17 December 2009 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link

which 'port

akira goldsman (s1ocki), Thursday, 17 December 2009 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Found a working outlet and a dodgy wifi connection. 5 hours 'til boarding. This is going to be a long night.

kingfish, Monday, 21 December 2009 08:50 (fourteen years ago) link

I am in an airport. There is a dancing elf.

tehresa, Monday, 21 December 2009 14:39 (fourteen years ago) link

my dad got stopped trying to get a bloodstained 10" fillet knife on board his flight home from the states. good work auld fella, good work.

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Monday, 21 December 2009 14:49 (fourteen years ago) link

which 'port

― akira goldsman (s1ocki), Thursday, December 17, 2009 6:49 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it was buuuurlington vt

ice cr?m, Monday, 21 December 2009 14:51 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ yr dad! hahaha

there are now some really crappy carolers.

things that are unsettling: "ladies and gentleman we're doing some last minute checks on the aircraft, and it looks like we're going to be delayed about an hour." i feel safe!!

tehresa, Monday, 21 December 2009 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

generally it's when they don't check, that you're in trouble! i'd be reassured!

wanker thread-locker (acoleuthic), Monday, 21 December 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link

who the hell sings this early in the morning? this is annoying.

tehresa, Monday, 21 December 2009 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link

do you hear what i hear?
you mean that crap yr singing?

tehresa, Monday, 21 December 2009 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link

a family of four is now sitting practically on top of me despite there being lots of seats with more space.

does anybody need to go to the bathroom? I forgot my hat and gloves. small, decaf latte, pls.

hey, at least a plane finally pulled up to the gate! this delay is ruining my 'go right back to sleep on the plane' plan. boo.

tehresa, Monday, 21 December 2009 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Made it thru the night, waiting in Houston for flight to Knoxville. It sucks here.

kingfish, Monday, 21 December 2009 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link

I am in atlanta!!

tehresa, Monday, 21 December 2009 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Houston Intercontinental airport is nice, spacious, modern, and efficient, in my experience. Though my main other reference is Chicago O'Hare, which is a pitiful, decrepit excuse for an airport.

kenan, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Dad got home ok, folks, if a little chastened.

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link

does anyone know the drop-off protocol at manchester aiport these days? last time i was there we had to go through a multistory carpark, which was free for stays less than 15 mins?

anyone know if this has all changed yet again?

bracken free ditch (Ste), Saturday, 26 December 2009 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link

terminal 2 btw

bracken free ditch (Ste), Saturday, 26 December 2009 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I am in an airport.

tehresa, Friday, 1 January 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I'm in an airport near a man with a phone who sounds like jabba hands except he's not funny or charming with his endless explanations about the fog that is making fools of us all.

estela, Sunday, 17 January 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Haneda airport in Tokyo - like, worst airport ever.

show me your buccina (ken c), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link

why?

biologically wrong (Z S), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link

what's the wi-fi situation like in o hare

hoosalah (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 15 April 2010 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link

my brother's gf works for american airlines so right now i'm kickin it in the ADMIRALS CLUB on some leather couch and free wi-fi shit -- i feel like bernie madoff up in -- i'm the only person in here under the age of 45, also the only person not wearing an oxford

hoosalah (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 15 April 2010 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Ask someone how long they've been in the club while playing "in da club" on laptop speakers

biologically wrong (Z S), Thursday, 15 April 2010 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link

my brother's gf's mom btw - my brother is only 17

hoosalah (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm in an airport

Why is there no where to buy a macbook power adaptor in Hong Kong airport?

And this wifi is sloooooow

circle git (S-), Friday, 23 April 2010 15:05 (fourteen years ago) link

there's a fortress in terminal 2 - go there!

dyªº (dyao), Friday, 23 April 2010 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link

bah, already gone through security and in the plaza-y bit. Is there at least some sort of shitty Irish theme pub here?

circle git (S-), Friday, 23 April 2010 15:09 (fourteen years ago) link

aww all the electronics stores in terminal 1 are pretty overpriced iirc. you can buy cheap booze at the duty free and uncork it, there are no open container laws.

dyªº (dyao), Friday, 23 April 2010 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link

hmm I could put it into an empty burger king cup for that extra touch of class.

circle git (S-), Friday, 23 April 2010 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link

lol if you want a place to buy cheap water and other drug store type goods see if you can find the mannings in that terminal (dunno if it's still there).

dyªº (dyao), Friday, 23 April 2010 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link

will take a wander. goodbye battery.

circle git (S-), Friday, 23 April 2010 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

first time in Oakland intl in a loooooooooooooong time. Seems to have cleaned up a bit. Saw Thomas Keller getting in a town car on my way in.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 23 April 2010 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Sleeping at Newark tonight. Why no free wifi here? You suck, Newark.

kate78, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:19 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

16 hour flights are extremely awesome

got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

hi from burbank airport! i love this airport! and living near it! fuck lax forever!

DâM-EdnA-FunK (get bent), Thursday, 22 July 2010 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link

berlin's "no more words" is playing in the terminal.

*dances around*

DâM-EdnA-FunK (get bent), Thursday, 22 July 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha nice. The small LA area airports really are the best.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 July 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

ontario is kinda the pits. but i do love long beach.

DâM-EdnA-FunK (get bent), Thursday, 22 July 2010 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link

np in terminal: phil collins "take me home"

DâM-EdnA-FunK (get bent), Thursday, 22 July 2010 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link


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