The Hobbit films, previously to be directed by Guillermo del Toro and now to be directed by Peter Jackson again.

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I think these movies are worse than the Star Wars prequels. By a lot.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 25 January 2024 01:44 (three months ago) link

Oh yes

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, 25 January 2024 03:46 (three months ago) link

As far as characterization goes, Alfrid Lickspittle makes Jar Jar Binks look like Harry Lime.

omar little, Thursday, 25 January 2024 03:51 (three months ago) link

They're better than Rings of Power by, like, a lot.

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Thursday, 25 January 2024 04:55 (three months ago) link

Rings Of Power has the big advantage of not being 48fps

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 25 January 2024 09:42 (three months ago) link

Yeah, as bad as Rings was it was less ugly and tedious than the Hobbit films.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 25 January 2024 11:08 (three months ago) link

48fps is fabulous, it literally looked like you could walk in to the screen. It will be shame if it never catches on because the film designed to champion it was a steaming turd.

organ doner (ledge), Thursday, 25 January 2024 11:14 (three months ago) link

no it looked like a bad soap opera sped up

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 25 January 2024 11:15 (three months ago) link

Like watching someone else play a video game all evening.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 25 January 2024 14:04 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

Like watching someone else play a video game all evening.

― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR)

Unwelcome flashback to the barrel sequence. Hard to believe I watched all three of these in the cinema.

chap, Sunday, 10 March 2024 19:44 (one month ago) link

Haha. I did the same.

I'd complety forgotten about the barrel scene. In fact, I think I must have totally blanked them all out as the only thing I vaguely remember is the fucking atrocious Radagast sleigh bit

groovypanda, Sunday, 10 March 2024 20:03 (one month ago) link

That was the lulz and best thing in the films, I wouldn't go so far as to say befitting the original conception of this children's book but nothing like the travesty of the barrel sequence, or the rollercoaster in the golbin caves.

gene besserit (ledge), Sunday, 10 March 2024 20:57 (one month ago) link


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