PHILIP ANSELMO: If You Fuck With The U.S., You're Going To Have To Pay - Phil On Iraq,Bin Laden,9/11 etc

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The Metal Magic cover seriously looks like some bad 80's NES game box art.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 8 August 2004 02:18 (nineteen years ago) link

The Metal Magic cover seriously looks like some bad 80's NES game box art.
-- AaronHz (aaronh...), August 8th, 2004

OTM.

Is Donald Duck voice Tony Anselmo a relative of his?
-- the music mole (colinsbarrowREMOV...), August 8th, 2004

I don't know, probably not. I just thought that was funny after reading this thread.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 8 August 2004 02:41 (nineteen years ago) link

"Dude, I didn't know that Kevin Smith was in Pantera!"

http://www.metalsludge.tv/main/modules/subjects/pages/ExposedPanteraCU2.jpg

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 8 August 2004 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I like those covers, but then I'm a sucker for homemade metal art.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 8 August 2004 02:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Has Metal Sludge really changed for the worse, Ned?

Rock Bastard, Sunday, 8 August 2004 03:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I must admit I found it a lot harder to navigate while looking for the Pantera pics. But I haven't checked the rest of the site.

Rock Bastard, Sunday, 8 August 2004 03:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I like those covers, but then I'm a sucker for homemade metal art.

seriously, though the albums aren't nearly as good to listen to as look at. just like this electric eels (not the cleveland punk one) album i'm listening to...

el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Sunday, 8 August 2004 04:06 (nineteen years ago) link

track 1 of Metal Magic is titled....(wait for it)....Ride My Rocket

LYRICS:
in this day and time of metal magic
we need rock and roll
we need PANTERA!
I didn't wanna touch you
since we were both sixteen
didn't wanna take you down
and show you what love means
now is the time
this is the place
get ready to take a chance
we don't have a minute to waste
ride my rocket
wear me out
ride my rocket
make me twist and shout
ride my rocket
give me all of your love
ride my rocket
I just can't get enough.

You leave me breathless
when you walk by
the way you move it girl
makes you satisfy
You might be the best
that i've ever had
it's gotta be good girl
cuz it looks so bad

ride my rocket
wear me out
ride my rocket
make me twist and shout
ride my rocket
give me all of your love
ride my rocket
I just can't get enough.

*guitar solo*

feels so good
makes my heart break
every time you touch me
i explode into flames

ride my rocket
wear me out
ride my rocket
make me twist and shout
ride my rocket
give me all of your love
ride my rocket
I just can't get enough.

Joseph Pot (STINKOR™), Sunday, 8 August 2004 04:31 (nineteen years ago) link


I think those covers are amazing in their crudeness. The Projects In The Jungle cover looks like it could be Fela Kuti: The Metal Years.

-- Joseph Pot (yaho...) (webmail), August 7th, 2004 9:27 PM. (STINKOR™) (later) (link)

i was thinking the same thing.

||amateur!st|| (amateurist), Sunday, 8 August 2004 04:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Phil Anselmo is the Vanilla Ice of metal.

Siegbran (eofor), Sunday, 8 August 2004 11:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually, they're tough to find, but Celtic Frost's brief "glam" period (circa Cold Lake) boasts photos a thousand times as tragic.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 8 August 2004 11:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Queensryche in their spandex and make-up daze were pretty silly looking. I also remember Discharge putting on metal gear. That didn't look so hot either.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 8 August 2004 12:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Some of my favorite photos though are the ones of Brian Baker when he was in Junkyard.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 8 August 2004 12:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Ooooh....don't remind me.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 8 August 2004 12:13 (nineteen years ago) link

lets see!

Rock Bastard, Sunday, 8 August 2004 13:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I think that's Brian Baker on the far left
http://www.rocktrip.net/imagenes/clasicos/Junkyard/Junkyard.jpg

Joseph Pot (STINKOR™), Sunday, 8 August 2004 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link

you know, he didn't look that different between late Dag Nasty and Junkyard. Resume-wise its weird but there's a more logical progression from Dag Nasty to Junkyard than Junkyard to Bad Religion.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link

also see: Meatmen War of the Superbikes feat. both Baker and Preslar

Joseph Pot (STINKOR™), Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:15 (nineteen years ago) link

T.S.O.L. also went down that infamous metal/biker highway.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I think anybody might go metal/biker after spending a couple years with a young Ian MacKaye.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link

It would have been cool if Ian had started dressing like Al Jourgenson when they worked together.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link

artists who act tough, but hide shameful wimpy glam period

glamrockist, Sunday, 8 August 2004 23:32 (nineteen years ago) link

If you think Phil is bad ...read some of the replies...

glamrockist, Monday, 9 August 2004 00:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahahaha.

"To every person who is anti-war, I have to point out the importance of us definitely showing a very, very strong front, not looking vulnerable,"

By saying this, Phil accidentally makes a case against his own side of the coin. He backhandedly implies here that the war is for reasons of maintaining an image and Rambo-esque chest beating to keep the rest of the world in its place in case they decide to try anything, rather than for actual reasons of necessity :)

uh (eetface), Monday, 9 August 2004 01:56 (nineteen years ago) link

From above link http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=25522
COMMENT | nuff said
posted by : Grachuss
8/6/2004 7:45:49 AM

"So saddam didn't have WMDs. He still was trying to create them though and weve known about that. I hope we take out iran or syria's government next. I would just like to see less civilian casualties this time."

It's worrying that theres someone so stupid.
Even more worrying is that theres people in the cabinet that do think exactly those things!

Rock Bastard, Monday, 9 August 2004 04:15 (nineteen years ago) link

....MORE SMACK!!!!!!!!!

GIVE THAT MONKEY MORE SMACK!!!!!

I found my new slogan.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Didn't Junkyard also feature one of the Big Boys?

pdf (Phil Freeman), Monday, 9 August 2004 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link

I chuckled at that one too Lord Custos.

Rock Bastard, Monday, 9 August 2004 19:28 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Blabbermouth reports: Cleveland, Ohio's "The Metal Show"
(TheMetalShow.com), which airs on 92.3 FM WXTM (Xtreme Radio), recently asked former
PANTERA and current SUPERJOINT RITUAL frontman Philip Anselmo to record
a message for the troops overseas. A transcript of the audio message
follows: "You guys, overseas... My Lord, this is Philip H. Anselmo from
SUPERJOINT RITUAL. And I do nothing - nothing - as of late but write
about our situations in a military light, in a political light. We are
backed into a corner, and the reason I say 'we' is because there's a lot
of people out there that want to protest the war, and this and that,
what-not… Look, the Middle East has been a pile of shit for over… seven
decades? I don't know, I have no idea [maybe] it's longer than that. I
guess all we're trying to do is show them… first of all, there is a way,
there is a way to make your country work. Secondly, if you don't catch
on to the way, we'll kick your ass some more. And as far as your !
terrorists and that [goes]. Only that, and pretty much that only, is
going to get even deeper and deeper into the Middle East, and WE - WILL
- KICK - YOUR - ASS. Deep into the Middle East. I suggest you take heed
- any of you - and if you are out there, and you're a plotter, and
you're with the al Qaeda, you are my enemy, and I dare you to face me one
on one - EVER! 'Cause I will fucking destroy you. Thank you."

Ronald G Warren, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 11:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Hell yes, redneck!

Here's the audio -- do not adjust your bitrate:

http://music01.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bandprofile.downloadSong&bsid=77882

Ha ha, this vocal just started playing in my browser over the instrumental title track to the new Lamb of God...which already has a brief Iraq war spoken vocal. Awesome mashup.


Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm amazed at the lack of replies to this! did anyone actually listen to that file linked above? he is so obviously wasted and mentally incompetent, it's hilarious.

And as far as your! terrorists and that [goes]. Only that, and pretty much that only, is going to get even deeper and deeper into the Middle East, and WE - WILL
- KICK - YOUR - ASS. Deep into the Middle East.

excuse me, Phil? somebody please slap some sense into this mush-mouth shithead. or at least give him a gig at a stand-up (or recline in his case) comedy club.

joseph pot (STINKOR™), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh man, just listened to it. What a smacked out loser. Incidentally, his speech pattern/syntax, etc. is almost exactly that of the 13 year old Pantera fans who picked on me in junior high. Guess they could relate to his dumbassity.

If Phil ODs and dies anytime soon I won't shed any tears. He finished making whatever interesting music he was going to make over a decade ago.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, that's brilliant. I love how it's supposed to be message of support to the troops, but he ends up inadvertantly accusing them all of being Al Qaeda collaborators. Good old Phil.

Wooden (Wooden), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Independent Mosow-based verification of US going deeper and deeper into the Middle East to KICK - AN - ASS:

"Iraq and Afghanistan are only the first moves of the U.S. offensive in the "big Middle East" from Morocco to China, while Russia and its rusting military are left to sulk on the sidelines."
— Pavel Felgenhauer, an independent Moscow-based defense analyst

Ha ha. Anyway, I'd like to add that Anselmo did already OD and die circa 1995, when Pantera made the mistake of letting him hire EYEHATEGOD as opening act. He was revived, EHG were immediately kicked off the tour, and the Cobain/Morrison/Shakur matyrdom trinity was preserved.


Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd like to see him die like Layne Stayley. Friendless and rotting until the cleaning lady or whoever stumbles upon his corpse a few weeks later.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 23:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Phil Anselmo is the Vanilla Ice of metal.
-- Siegbran (s...@hotmail.com), August 8th, 2004.

obviously

Siegbran (eofor), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 07:23 (nineteen years ago) link

"it's the only language they understand"

BRILLIANT!

mei (mei), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 11:20 (nineteen years ago) link

nine years pass...

This might give the Paul Stanley stage banter mix a run for its money

https://soundcloud.com/daniel-hill-15/phil

My Chief Keef Keef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 December 2013 00:12 (ten years ago) link

i brought the underground into pantera

My Chief Keef Keef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 December 2013 00:15 (ten years ago) link

longmont potion castle editing is dope too

My Chief Keef Keef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 December 2013 00:15 (ten years ago) link

that song is for homos, etc

My Chief Keef Keef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 December 2013 00:17 (ten years ago) link

before this was the music of tomorrow i was saying this is the music of tomorrow

My Chief Keef Keef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 December 2013 00:42 (ten years ago) link

don't sit there lookin at me like i'm gonna explode or lasers are gonna shoot outta my dick

My Chief Keef Keef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 December 2013 00:43 (ten years ago) link

Poll in 5...4...3...2...

Jimmywine Dyspeptic, Friday, 6 December 2013 01:33 (ten years ago) link

this next song is "fuck your enemy" - thank you!

My Chief Keef Keef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 December 2013 01:58 (ten years ago) link

just out of curiosity at the....metal fuckin....festival thing

My Chief Keef Keef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 December 2013 16:43 (ten years ago) link

this next song is called "creepy crawl" thankuverymuch

My Chief Keef Keef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 December 2013 16:44 (ten years ago) link

there ain't no BALLS amongst the two of you

My Chief Keef Keef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 December 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link

i meant what i said....unless there's some shit i can't see out there

My Chief Keef Keef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 December 2013 21:23 (ten years ago) link

so good

napgenius (goole), Saturday, 7 December 2013 05:52 (ten years ago) link


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