Vocabulary:
#3: Short for "self-takedown".
Adams Morgan: A God-forsaken area of Washington DC with excellent pizza, overcrowded bars, and weekly stabbings.
Big Timing: Acting very aloof during an introduction or a run-in with another individual. Guys often big time other guys by giving a half-assed handshake or perhaps a firm forearm shiver, never establishing eye contact and saying something along the lines of "Hey guy" or "Hey Fella" or "Hey Doctor." If a girl ignores you or runs away from you in a full sprint off of the dance floor, you could say, "That girl just big-timed the sh!t out of me." Completely ignoring someone is also a form of "big-timing."
Black Out Drunk: Originally the stage of intoxication in which behavior is most uninhibited, but due to overuse of the term, this now essentially means that the average LNSer is slightly buzzed.
Budgetmedicines.com: The best website to score boner pills
Christopher Cross Fridays: If you want to post YouTube videos like "Sailing," "Never Be The Same" or "Ride Like the Wind" on LNS, Friday is the day to do it.
Clarendon Ballroom: Turbo central, located in the God-forsaken suburb of Clarendon. The headset-wearing bouncers only grant entrance to patrons who are wearing a combination of striped shirts, square toed shoes, hair gel and jewelry.
Condom: Your guess is as good as mine. Possibly an old, old wooden ship(?).
Courage Cup: A controversial annual polo fundraiser that raises funds to put inner-city children on Scottsdale ponies.
Gettin Money: Self Takedown.
GPFL: The Glover Park Football League. Meets at an undisclosed location in Georgetown on Saturdays at 2 PM. Girls stand on the sidelines drooling.
Hashing: Running while consuming large amounts of alcohol.
Houdini Remix: While dogging it with a lipper in, a lax stick in one hand, and an RBV in the other; switch out your manhood for the butt end of your titanium Warrior shaft and stealthily continue thrusts. After a while, make sounds as if you are finishing and spit chew juice on her back. When she turns around, toss the RBV in her face and shout, āIām going to go get another RBV! Do you need one!?ā
Hyena: A girl that takes pleasure in sabotaging your pursuits. She often disguises these attempts by claiming that she is doing what the girl would want. Hyenas suffer from great delusions of grandeur.
Johnson: The peeter.
MOTDF: "Murder on the Dancefloor" as performed by Sophie Ellis Bextor and one of many unofficial SPDF theme songs.
Only Dimes: A group on LNS which constitutes the most attractive girls on the website.
OPHJ: Over-the-pants-hj.
Pearl Harbor: A questionable maneuever in which one expresses deep love and affection to his sleeping partner.
Poundtown: The magical destination where deals are closed.
RBV: Redbull Vodka.
RCDF: Rugby Cafe Dance Floor.
Ron Burgundy Jr.: Brian Hilton Kelley (BHK).
Scanbot: Beep beep.
Shoukri: The no-nonsense bouncer at Saloun who is known for his selectively friendly treatment of patrons and his slippers.
Smoke: A grossly overused term to describe an attractive LNS member.
SP: Smith Point.
SPCY: Smith Point Courtyard.
SPDF: Smith Point Dance Floor.
SPWC: Smith Point Water Closet.
Stephen Martinko: Famed Smith Point bouncer who modeled himself after Patrick Swayze from "Road House".
Thursday Throngs: Parties held at Smith Point on Thursday nights from 2002 - 2004. This was before the time of Thursday night charity events and superfluous door fees.
Tucker: Opposite of a Turbo. This word is not to be used on LNS under any circumstances.
Turbette: The female version of a turbo. There has been great debate about whether or not one can date a turbette and successfully immerse her into the Georgetown social scene. They are known for their cheap clothing, tacky belts, tramp-stamp tattoos, acrylic nails and glitter makeup. Nevertheless, turbettes can still be extremely attractive.
Turbo: An overly aggressive individual who enjoys sporting cargo pants, striped shirts, square-toed shoes, jewelry and hair product. Most turbos hail from Va Tech, and other northern state schools and generally migrate to Ballston after graduation. They can be found at Clarendon Ballroom, Clarendon Grill, Mister Days and other Arlington hot spots. They also feel right at home at McFaddens. "Turbo" is not an economic designation, although they put most of their money into their souped-up rice rocket Honda Civics. While related, a turbo is not the same as a guido.
TYL: The Young Latino, aka: User Numero Uno
USFB: Under-the-skirt-fb.
Wonkette: The DC gossip blog run by goth-hipster hybrid Al3x Par33ne, who was the motivation for Todd Cleary from Wedding Crashers.
Yeast Oven: A maneuver that occurs when a woman has a yeast infection (either from taking antibiotics, aggressive FBing, or from being just plain nasty) takes a guy home from a bar, and once she has him in her bed, she pulls the sheets over his head, trapping him in a veritable oven of pure overbearing stench.
Young and the Guest List: A random assortment of people with rich parents and others who go out too much, honored every year by Washington Life Magazine.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 5 June 2007 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link
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