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A fecking bowl of homemade chicken farking soup, with farming crackers and a flickin' beer.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:32 (7 years ago) Permalink

I think I'll pop some fucking corn.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:33 (7 years ago) Permalink

Well, just shit in my mouth if I didn't eat a cum-gargling spinach salad with tomato and home-made garlic croutons, followed by a slice of home-made olive, onion, and garlic pizza, washed down with cheap fruity malt liquor, you goddam cuntrag whorelickers.

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:47 (7 years ago) Permalink

I haven't eaten a goddamned thing. Go fuck yourself.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 2 June 2005 03:13 (7 years ago) Permalink

My wife made us pork-chops, but the real kicker was the Strawberry Rhubarb pie we made together afterwards with some rhubarb a guy at work gave me. Oh damn it's so good!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 2 June 2005 05:57 (7 years ago) Permalink

Monday dinner was roast duck with beetrot, the other week I pot roasted some mutton with beetroot. Also bettroot and fennel salad is the bomb. More beetroot.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 2 June 2005 07:03 (7 years ago) Permalink

Lasr night I had ham with caulifucker cheese.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 2 June 2005 07:35 (7 years ago) Permalink

apologies that should have read 'More fucking beetroot'

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 2 June 2005 07:54 (7 years ago) Permalink

Liz made a fucking goat dhansak and some goddamn chapatis last night. It was fucking delicious.

― robster (robster), Thursday, 2 June 2005 07:57 (7 years ago) Permalink

mmm fucking goat

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 2 June 2005 08:00 (7 years ago) Permalink

I usually just have some salad for dinner. We have our *dinners* at noon. Now it'll be vegetables (mushrooms, peppers, onion and tomato), fish and rice.

I'm obsessed with broccoli with sesame (?) sauce.

― nathalie's baby (stevie nixed), Thursday, 2 June 2005 08:57 (7 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

ALOO MUTTER GOBI, MOTHERFUCKER

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 7 August 2005 01:40 (7 years ago) Permalink

Ipso Fatso

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 7 August 2005 01:41 (7 years ago) Permalink

YOU CAN'T FOLLA THIS MASALA

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 7 August 2005 01:45 (7 years ago) Permalink

"penne antonino" = penne w/ breadcrumbs, artichokes, sundried tomatoes, capers, lemon juice, broccoli. nicely fucking done.

green salad with peppercorn parmesan dressing and fucking gorgeous red plum tomatoes.

didn't quite get shitfaced on one and a half glasses of sauvignon blanc.

― the goulash archipelago (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 7 August 2005 02:15 (7 years ago) Permalink

HE IS FUCKING TEH CAKE!!!!

― 3, Sunday, 7 August 2005 03:25 (7 years ago) Permalink

giant cum-squirting kielbasa. with ketchup.

― phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 7 August 2005 03:26 (7 years ago) Permalink

Hey Phil I lost my damn phone yesterday but I'm getting it replaced tomorrow, will mail you in the meantime, FUCK!

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Sunday, 7 August 2005 03:30 (7 years ago) Permalink

I had George Foreman "barbecued" chicken, some quick brown rice, and a pre-packaged mixed greens blend.

― Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 7 August 2005 03:59 (7 years ago) Permalink

six-piece crispy strips from KFC. NEVER EVER EVER AGAIN URGH

― joseph (joseph), Sunday, 7 August 2005 04:11 (7 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

a bastarding OSTRICH BURGER, with a cock-spurting salad of tomato and avocado, plus some ass-felching cottage cheese, yo. and it was FUCKING MAGIC.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:21 (7 years ago) Permalink

half a bagel with CREAM cheese (ooh, saucy)

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:26 (7 years ago) Permalink

Tuna pasta. The money has run out, and I'm fucked if I'm starting on the noodles yet.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:29 (7 years ago) Permalink

Ate a boca burger my wife had made for me from the night before. I came home late, drunk, and (strangely) left it sitting there. Day-old burgers taste like *motherfucking satan's balls*

― paulhw (paulhw), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:08 (7 years ago) Permalink

TITFUCKIN TAKE-OUT THAI FOOD

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:16 (7 years ago) Permalink

5 months pass...

Ceviche - I've been waiting all fucking week. Oh sweet heyzeus.

― Dave will do (dave225.3), Friday, 3 March 2006 22:53 (7 years ago) Permalink

xpost:

not quite the answer i'd expect from m. white

i meant, not quite the fucking answer i'd expect from that muthafuxxer m. white

― ai lien (kold_krush), Friday, 3 March 2006 23:05 (7 years ago) Permalink

1 year passes...

fucking whole wheat ravioli with chicken and sundried tomatoes, in tomato/basil marinara

will whip up a cunting spinach salad when i finish

and some water to drink... you cocksucking assbag.

― get bent, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 01:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

bloody fucking steak, shitkicking oven fries and half a fucking avocado

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 01:56 (6 years ago) Permalink

Onion omelette and mixed greens salad

― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 02:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

fucking roasted rosemary chicken with sticky sushi rice and artichokes with lemon butter and fucking gravy too, and cranberry, fucking thankgiving in march, followed the fuck up with chocolate cake with whipped cream and fucking raspberries.

― Beth Parker, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 02:02 (6 years ago) Permalink

Some Goddamn ~~speg~~ ~~spagetti~~ motherfucking red sauce on top of long skinny tubes of pasta, Coke, and liquor chocolates.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 02:16 (6 years ago) Permalink

penne-ass pasta in goddamn alfredo sauce with bacon and brussels christfucking sprouts

― bernard snowy, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 02:21 (6 years ago) Permalink

SWEET POTATO FRIES
CURRIED APPLES & PORK CHOPS
STEAMED, BUTTERED GREENBEAAANS

― ian, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 04:50 (6 years ago) Permalink

Motherfucking grilled chicken boob sandwich with melted (dick)cheese and a ton of cunt-reaming avocado. Fucking good as the shit of Christ.

― Jesse, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

christ shit is on sale at Dominick's. Check it.

― kenan, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

Some Goddamn speg spagetti motherfucking red sauce on top of long skinny tubes of pasta

we fucking had the same thing, but we fucking made our own goddamn sauce. the less fucking ingredients you fucking use, the better, so they motherfucking say.

― Ai Lien, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

I used to have a crush on you, but I could never bring a girl with such a filthy mouth home to mother.

― kenan, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

Ian, wash your mouth out at once.

― Hard like armour, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

two cunting bananas and a strawberry fucking yop.

― Slumpman, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:52 (6 years ago) Permalink

it's the fuck out of oven-fried motherfuckkkin chikken, with fucking champagne in a goddamn can (w/attached shrink-wrapped fucking straw what the shit)

― Jordan, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:00 (6 years ago) Permalink

Random shit. Hot dog, Pringles, collard greens. Shredded Wheat for dessert.

― Jesse, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

Two huge-ass fuckin' artichokes, garlic mayo. A couple of slices of bacon 'cause I needed to use them up before they started smelling like goddamn death.

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

i think tonight it will be pbr and cheetos.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:15 (6 years ago) Permalink

Actually, what I thought was going to be dinner was a late lunch.

For dinner: more collards, mixed steamed rice (brown, wild, basmati, and some other one), and a seared chicken that just about burned down the kitchen. Tonight we learned the concept of flash point. Scary.

― Jesse, Thursday, 8 March 2007 03:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

fucking dinner was fingerfucking finger food at a n3tw04x1n6 3v3n+ -- crudités, stuffed mushrooms, bruschetta, bread, cheese, some fried things i couldn't really identify, some ropey beef-on-a-stick that i could only take two bites of.

dessert was a handful of strawberries -- red, engorged with their own juices, and ripe for the plucking.

― get bent, Thursday, 8 March 2007 06:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

i ate the fuck out of some awful, hard-as-fuck bbq ribs, canned green beans w/ cunt-red tomatoes and dry-as-a-lubeless-fuck potato chunks at my worthless shitter of a school cafuckteria

― strgn, Thursday, 8 March 2007 07:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

water - 2 20 oz. bottles
a banana and some strawberries
a 60-calorie jell-o pudding cup (chocolate/coffee swirl -- lovin' the coffee flavor)
an arizona so-called "lite" iced tea/lemonade blend (i didn't notice how much HFCS this had until i was done drinking it... whoops)
some mixed greens & salted roasted almonds
a lean cuisine chicken/pasta dish

― get bent, Friday, 9 March 2007 23:26 (6 years ago) Permalink

whoops, i forgot to cuss! fuckpissshitasstitspussycock. there.

― get bent, Friday, 9 March 2007 23:27 (6 years ago) Permalink

Another goddamn salad.

― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 10 March 2007 00:28 (6 years ago) Permalink

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