"She's an indoor kitty..."

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My wife highlighted to me the other night that the only being on this earth that I have ever called a bastard is Butch, who is referred to as such literally everyday as he sneakily flings a claw up at my toe hanging on the edge of the bed, or bites my finger at 3am, or knocks all my books of my bedside table at 4am, or meows at the door at 6am, or vomits on the floor at 7am.

It cannot be overstated; Butch really is a bastard

Peach’s burner account (H.P), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:48 (six months ago) link

jimbeaux's cat:

https://i.imgur.com/Qms7YD0.gif

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:49 (six months ago) link

Give it another 50 years, and cats and owls will evolve into a symbiotic relationship where the owls pick up the cats in their talons and do regular air raids on smaller bird societies, splitting the spoil in two. You’re cat could have been the start of a new zoological revolution.

Peach’s burner account (H.P), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:51 (six months ago) link

Lol Trayce

Peach’s burner account (H.P), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:51 (six months ago) link

(I'm sorry if that was insensitve, I didnt mean it to be!)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 02:25 (six months ago) link


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