2008 USP(G)ET pt. II: counting the days to 2012 primary thread 1

hahaha yes, Bill Clinton 1990, OBSCURE NOBODY POLITICIAN

I was dazzled, I felt the tingle up my knee as Chris Matthews would say.

GROSS

why on earth would Chris Matthews say such a thing

That Biden video about the 'angry man' John McCain is pretty great. I love how "lurching from one position to another" describes John McCain's debate performance both politically and physically. ZING

Next big scoop: In 2013, just after President McCain is inaugurated for a second term, disgraced Barack Obama builds a time machine, goes back to the late 60s, assumes the identity of a white radical, plans Fort Dix bombing in an attempt to kill McCain before he can become a POW. After the failure of plan A, Obama/Ayers settles into a quiet life as an education professor and spends the next thirty years using the vast power of his shadowy left-wing network to help his younger self become President.

^^^^ this should be the subject of a blog

why on earth would Chris Matthews say such a thing

Would Ctrl+D

xpost

F U, J M C

bill ayers, GTD guru

btw :-D @ o invoking malcolm x in indiana

daily show visits Wasilla:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=186790&title=Debate-Analysis-From-Wasilla

^^this shit is like shooting fish in a shot glass or something

its also funny as hell

ya i wasn't saying it wasn't

it's gonna be a white-out on election day!!

= lol that's cuz it snows 12 months a year in your retardo state

steve sailer is a racist creep

Gah I just spent like 20 whole minutes reading a rolling stone piece on McCain (half of that was waiting for pages to load) before I realized it was from 2007.

you don't read things from the past?

sorry.

i'm not cut out for a career in zinging.

my friends.

^^^^ this should be the subject of a blog

Writing this on my blog would be little more than an invitation for future Chelsea Clinton to come back to 2008 and rub me out before I can expose the plan.

I'd prefer not to think about Chelsea Clinton rubbing anything out k thx

She turns out to be her own mom by the way

Oh good, I've been waiting for the election thread to merge with the LOST thread.

I'd prefer not to think about Chelsea Clinton rubbing anything out k thx

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, October 8, 2008 2:59 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

She turns out to be her own mom by the way

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Is her father her, um, you know?

Ah, that Daily Show piece. Favorite exchange:

Daily Show Guy: The beltway's already saying that it was a wash.
Wasilla Dude: It was a wash? He's gay.
Daily Show Guy: Pardon?
Wasilla Dude: He's gay.
Daily Show Guy: The beltway, the washington insiders, they're saying it's a wash.
Wasilla Dude: They're all gay.

Did John McCain's "I have a pen, it's kind of old" non-sequitor from the first debate ever get explained btw?

It's as amusing as yesterday's hair joke.

I'd like him to explain how he goes about buying up a shitload of bad debt while freezing spending and not raising taxes.

whole plan seems idiotic. wouldn't the government then own both ends of the deal? they will have bought bad debt from the banks and then ALSO buy the homeowners' bad mortgages that represent money OWED to the banks? note: I am not an economist (and yet I feel like I have thought this out more than McCain has)

http://delong.typepad.com/sdj/2008/10/john-mccains-ne.html

brad delong on the mccain plan, i posted it...somewhere else today

Economics, Economics: Finance, Economics: Macro, Politics, Sorting: Front Page, Sorting: Pieces of the Occasion, Utter Stupidity

I dig the guy's bear tshirt.

I'd like him to share his Bin Laden plan, even if he doesn't get elected, because I am VERY excited to hear it.

i know, he has a secret plan to kill bin laden! it's so awesome. wasn't it goldwater who had a secret plan to win in vietnam?

Nixon.

He was going to send Nixon to Vietnam to single-handedly defeat the Viet Cong? Talk about not having him to kick around anymore...

McCain's secret plan is to drop Kissinger from a plane onto Osama's hut.

it's impossible to ctrl+f this thread unless you search "2012"

also loooooooooooooooooooooooool

http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2008/10/07/politics/fromtheroad/entry4507703.shtml

. I suspect there is a feeling within the Obama campaign that the broadcast networks are less influential in the age of the internet and thus needn't be accomodated as in the days of yore. Even if it's true, they are only hurting themselves by dissing audiences that run in the tens of millions every night.

does obama not realize that the less he gives me a handjob the less americans will like him???

BREAKING NEWS: SARAH PALIN "LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS HAVING FUN" AT DEBATE SAYS MCCAIN

lol dean reynolds u tell em!

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2007/09/14/image3260716s.jpg plane smells bad everyone is mean

Little baby B.O. made a poopooo in his shorties!

(really wish I could take credit for that)

Fox News’ political reporter Carl Cameron is on the trail with John McCain. Reporting from a live McCain rally this evening, he said:

You’ll hear the booing behind me. In recent days, when Barack Obama’s name has been mentioned, it has gone from boos and hissing to actual chants and calls of traitor, criminal, and even terrorist.

The McCain campaign says they don’t condone it, they don’t want to see it happen, but it’s happening more and more every day.

kill him!