Dear X, blah blah blah. Love, Z

dear torta al pastor,

thinking of you. meet me tonight? you know where.

xoxo,

j

Dear nose,

what is your major malfunction?

thx in advance,
gbnb

Dear Radio One

STFU!!!!!

Love,

Jarl.

Dear Silver Fox,

I just heard your dulcet tones in the corridor. You thrill me.

K xxx

Dear Rain the Cat,

I just let you in 5 minutes ago stfu.

Love,

Guy with food who can open the back door

Dear Dear X, blah blah blah. Love, Z thread,

I just realized I posted almost the exact same thing on you 11 months ago. Please accept my apologies.

Love,

nickalicious

dear cat

wtf @ u

w/the 3 am yowling

what is yr deal homes

luv

hoos

dear stomach,

"grrrwwwwwwaaaaaaaawwwwwllllSQQQUAARRRrrgggglllllffffffzzzz-zzz/z///zzz-z-z-fffsssshhhhburgleBURGLEBURGLEBURGLE..................BLORP"

this is a direct quote from you, during every meeting i ever have. i eat a normal breakfast. i don't understand why you do this to me. i understand that i drink a cup of coffee or three in the morning but you should be used to this by now. please change your behavior or i will replace you with a biotech-stomach whenever it is invented and is cheap enough for me to purchase.

love,

mind/body

can i just interrupt you for a second

Are you selling biotech?

no i just remembered the other day that i insulted you in an argument in a boards of canada thread last year and i felt a momentary sense of unease and embarassment that i had got involved in an intemperate argument in a thread about boards of canada, of all things

Dear In C by Terry Riley,

I am really tired of your 50th Anniversary. Can't wait for it to be over.

Love, concert attendee