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He probably stole someone else's meme.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 7 October 2023 23:41 (six months ago) link

Yeah, as though he could make even something this shit himself.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 8 October 2023 01:27 (six months ago) link

Very reminiscent of Trump reposting memes of himself as Rocky and Superman

Alba, Sunday, 8 October 2023 05:37 (six months ago) link

what’s the eye of Sauron meme

vashti funyuns (sic), Sunday, 8 October 2023 08:25 (six months ago) link

Yeah I’m not familiar w that one tbh

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 8 October 2023 09:36 (six months ago) link

Have you guys not seen Lord of the Rings, just referencing the CUT TO GIANT FLAMING EYE shots of Sauron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOBVwZI7z6s

I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Sunday, 8 October 2023 09:44 (six months ago) link

right yes but a meme? am unfamilz

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 8 October 2023 12:32 (six months ago) link

I went for months feeling like Twitter was going to basically stay the same for normal users even while Musk kept getting weirder and bitterer but I have to say, in the last few weeks there is really noticeably more right-wing troll content in my "For You" tab, and just plain LESS in my "Following" tab, presumably because a lot of people I follow are no longer posting.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 9 October 2023 00:37 (six months ago) link

As long as the fascist neo-nazi content is saturating the rest of the platform, but isn’t right on my feed, I’ll keep using it, eh?

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Monday, 9 October 2023 03:08 (six months ago) link

i’ll keep drinking that garbage

Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 October 2023 08:33 (six months ago) link

yea I opened it last night what with Sunday Night Football and a MLB playoff game going at the same time, usually it's pretty active then but I'm getting like 5-6 new "posts" every 10 minutes, nothing like what it used to be

frogbs, Monday, 9 October 2023 13:42 (six months ago) link

already grinding my teeth at now seeing media using the "..posted on X, formerly known as Twitter"

Ste, Monday, 9 October 2023 14:03 (six months ago) link

twxttxr

lag∞n, Monday, 9 October 2023 14:13 (six months ago) link

what a terrible moment for twitter to have decayed so far into a feed of what basically one guy thinks you should see https://t.co/mtsHDwV3xM

— Kyle Chayka (@chaykak) October 9, 2023

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 9 October 2023 15:56 (six months ago) link

one guy who *lowers sunglasses* is also an idiot and a bad person btw

lag∞n, Monday, 9 October 2023 15:59 (six months ago) link

elmo what if there are no objective or accurate words *elmo self destructs like fembot*

i'd meet u where u are, but that place really sucks (Hunt3r), Monday, 9 October 2023 16:01 (six months ago) link

can we not refer to Elon Musk as "elmo", as a point of respect to the beloved former ilxor elmo argonaut?

peace, man, Monday, 9 October 2023 16:06 (six months ago) link

Also it's too fucking easy to find him.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 9 October 2023 16:07 (six months ago) link

oh that's Waldo

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 9 October 2023 16:08 (six months ago) link

having a harder time finding elmo... can you tell me how to get to sesame street

lag∞n, Monday, 9 October 2023 16:12 (six months ago) link

That's not the way, Mr. Noodle!

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 9 October 2023 16:14 (six months ago) link

yeah idk how elmo is insulting.
you’re either not wanting to say his name, or you’re comparing him to a children’s character that was only publicly reviled when he was made into a popular toy but has otherwise been a beloved, empathetic character for several generations

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 9 October 2023 16:14 (six months ago) link

ok from now on he's x

i'd meet u where u are, but that place really sucks (Hunt3r), Monday, 9 October 2023 16:17 (six months ago) link

xlxn mxsk

peace, man, Monday, 9 October 2023 16:18 (six months ago) link

pxdo guy

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 9 October 2023 16:20 (six months ago) link

El No

Look closely, that is all. (doo dah), Monday, 9 October 2023 16:24 (six months ago) link

Xlon

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 9 October 2023 16:26 (six months ago) link

Nole Skum

soup of magpies (geoffreyess), Monday, 9 October 2023 16:38 (six months ago) link

Emerald boy

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 9 October 2023 16:52 (six months ago) link

Bad Tesla

fun fact: Tommy Skeoch is the former guitarist for Tesla, and the current guitarist for Bad Marriage

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 9 October 2023 17:41 (six months ago) link

"elmo" is like "drumpf"; funny for one second and then annoying forever

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 9 October 2023 18:21 (six months ago) link

elmo mrumpf

lag∞n, Monday, 9 October 2023 18:22 (six months ago) link

St Elon's Fire

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 October 2023 18:24 (six months ago) link

he made his first lump sum of money off a company called zip2, that has some nickname potential

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 9 October 2023 19:33 (six months ago) link

my bf was taking my pics and his friend was like “portrait mode! use portrait mode!” and i was like “ew no!”………. tell me why he’s the person who created it………….

— 🎀 dove! 🎀 (@lovedoveclarke) October 9, 2023



Weird to me that the punctuation in the payoff here is so totally off that I didn't understand it but no one in the replies seems to have had that trouble. Am I just old?

Alba, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 02:53 (six months ago) link

Yeah it sounds like an odd request

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 10:57 (six months ago) link

think the current discourse has finally driven me away

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 03:21 (six months ago) link

calling it discourse is maybe a bit of a stretch

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 03:24 (six months ago) link

It's similar to the innovations e.e. cummings brought to poetry, but with a modern spin.

brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 03:42 (six months ago) link

wau

this is going to sound like i'm joking, but i am absolutely not: no lag∞n, no credibility

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 03:54 (six months ago) link

it's the last straw

symsymsym, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 03:55 (six months ago) link

end of an era

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 04:00 (six months ago) link

interesting to see how Thierry Breton's stepping in and using the EU's new rules on online media to threaten Musk plays out. he's set his blue-ticks on them and is trying to stonewall, but my gut reaction is they won't be fucked with on this.

Lumpy pillows, kiss my ass. Put that in your book (stevie), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 08:17 (six months ago) link

Twitter has mostly been pretty good on the week's events. Have seen pics/footage of pro-Palestine protests in many parts of the world, for example.

Many posters have done very well to counter the current narratives. It's certainly coming through to me.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 09:19 (six months ago) link

i dunno. the number of beheading videos and astroturfed hashtags i've seen is higher than ideal.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 12:59 (six months ago) link

atrocity competition

sean gramophone, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 14:37 (six months ago) link

the level of warmongering on there combined with all the misinformation is too much for me, tho yeah there is more room for other views on there than say the tv news, also just the whole israel-palistine situation is so awful that i dont really want to consume endless info on it regardless of its political slant or quality

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 15:12 (six months ago) link

being reminded of usa post 9/11 also not super pleasant

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 15:13 (six months ago) link

all I see on there is stuff about Jada Smith and Joe Budden

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 15:17 (six months ago) link


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