Twitter C/D

my first assumption was that Elon had brutally suppressed the Church of the Subgenius; this is way more boring.

_“Bob is not a scam, but a decentralized memecoin with 0 tax, and no contract ownership. Bob is inspired by Doge, and for the people.”_

oh, that makes perfect sense. thanks, bob

https://mastodon.social/@rodhilton/110561579833908574

honestly i’d work at that office

lmao amazing

easy to forget what a strange company it was before musk got involved

That place is a design nightmare

Bob is not a scam, but "Bob is not a scam" IS a scam

My "Bob is not a scam" t-shirt...

<extremely blackadder voice>

"Bob"?

https://i.imgur.com/pILi8BB.png

Incredible thread, the marketplace of ideas is overflowing

blue checkmarks are the stupidest people to ever live lol pic.twitter.com/p0cumWYB8Z

— 65 yr old musk reply guy with acute lead poisoning (@boring_as_heck) June 20, 2023

Human. Unlimited!

“I met a submarine rescue diver guy and want to say they’re good at their job. Can I just tweet about it? People might not believe me, I need proof I was with the diver. Oh, I have a fun video clip from the boat where we’re vibing hard. That’ll do it. People click on tweets with photos and videos more often!”

There are specific submarine crews and pilots who get flown in from around the world for rescue operations if a submersible goes missing, here’s me with one of them, so if people could not assume everyone on the Titanic expedition is dead just yet, that would be great. pic.twitter.com/ihuB61jbNW

— Yell in a Strike (@jelenawoehr) June 20, 2023

the submarine saga is blowing up this site

Finding out the blink 182 submarine stepson was jailed for making death threats to various female rave DJs & im at about the limit of information I can take in on this news story

— Justin🦩Boldaji (@justinboldaji) June 21, 2023

blink 182 submarine stepson

kind of bittersweet that i will forget about him almost immediately

**thinking about blink 182 submarine stepson** hello there...

Outright dying at the horribly failed attempt at an appeal to authority in Jelena's tweet

what’s even better is she is most famous (and probably got her job) from tweeting west wing fan fix in 2020

transfixed by this ongoing saga

pic.twitter.com/VZGAIr43BY

— Brian Jordan Alvarez (@brianjoralvarez) June 21, 2023

as they say, bye

as a thread passerby with v little knowledge i still wanna know why is that person so uncanny valley. that's my takeaway from post, only q, is that a actual person

afaict it's a face filter and a funny voice

you are working here full tient

the submarine has unified my twitter timeline in a way that nothing has since elon took over. i wonder if his team fixed it

real goblin-mode shit

the racist son of the billionaire stuck in a tin can at the bottom of the ocean posted this video… anyone know what he means by this???? pic.twitter.com/9dflMCO5K3

— LeGate🤠 (@williamlegate) June 21, 2023

I'm starting to think this guy is a ITYSL character.

It's a loss for humanity that this guy missed the sub ride.

That is someone who has never heard the word 'no' since the day he left the womb. He's emitting visible waves of weapons-grade sociopathy.

Least sociopathic billionaire's (step)son imo

the step part is essential to understanding the situation

That's conjecture

hope he gets his ass eaten by a shark

Feel like I personally would benefit from a clarification as to which type of ass eating you have in mind there

yes

Feel like there isn't much material difference when a shark is involved

yeah, unfortunately i'm pretty sure a shark's mouth is just not designed to eat ass

^best Frank Zappa song

Poster designed by my friend's son (for charity):
https://i.imgur.com/Xppwsfn.jpg

haha!

what a roller coaster

Some news pic.twitter.com/H6ibeLhuRZ

— Brian Jordan Alvarez (@brianjoralvarez) June 22, 2023

a full time job of role-playing for fun and profit

i still cant get this out of my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4ZHYh1a0nc

found vivek’s biggest fan. or alt. or bot

https://twitter.com/ciscoaguilar7

delightful text from @pdkmitchell

"can I just say that I like how, whenever you post something very moving on twitter, at the end of the thread there's some lass with her waps out going "want me to sit on your face? subscribe here" "

— Jonn Elledge (@JonnElledge) June 23, 2023

the experts have arrived pic.twitter.com/dic5ONYoMV

— pudding person (@JUNlPER) June 24, 2023

Lol

Is there not a world in which one can be supportive of the transgender community and curious about the fairness of Trans athletes in sport yet not be labeled a transphobe or a bigot as we ask questions? Do we yet know the answers? And do we even want to know the answers?

— Lance Armstrong (@lancearmstrong) June 25, 2023

I don’t want the answers.

Is there not a world in which one can be supportive of blood doping and yet not be labeled a "cheater" or a "fraud" as we ask questions?

https://i.ibb.co/rc2d25T/Screenshot-2023-06-25-at-14-52-03.png

scunnyultras

I am getting a lot of promoted tweets all from Tim Scott (the senator)