Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do

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Gnom - Gnom on the Rocks

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Phillip Goodhand-Tait - I Think I'll Write A Song

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Phillip Goodhand-Tait - Teaching An Old Dog New Tricks

I don't really know who PGT is, but I seem to see his records all the time. Was in the early prog band Circus with Mel Collins though

I've posted that a few times just because I love the cover so much.

ah I did search, though maybe not very well

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from 1968 michael lessac's sleep faster, we need the pillow

that's great, especially because it REALLY sounds like the title to an album of stand-up comedy, which this apparently is not.

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but barbara we've only just met

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roy clark & buck trent – a pair of fives (banjos, that is)

amazing

something endearingly awkward about that parenthesis. anyway, looks like buck had a bit of previous:

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is/was "five" a common slang for banjo, or just for Buck?

not as far as i know! just a play on its being a five string i'd say.

Buck and Luniz ....

please just no

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Ronni Le Tekro - Mein Ampf

Founding member of Norwegian power metallers TNT, who probably qualify for the thread themselves with "Realized Fantasies". Can someone enlighten me as to what the hell is going on here?

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eww! what's the picture on the lunchbox?

I can't make out the lunchbox. The overall vibe reminds me of Art Frahm, low-rent pinup artist of models with gravity defying dresses.

https://americangallery.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/a-fare-loser.jpg

That's a pretty common mishap on the bus, actually.

And gravity embracing panties.

And celery. Always celery.

80s but very definitely a 70s band.

The Kursaal Flyers, "A Former Tour de Force Is Forced to Tour".

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Ugh

I kind of like that one.

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Speed Limit - First Offence (The Start Of A Long Record)

brummie hard rock from 1978 btw. they never made another album

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The Pirates - Don't Munchen It!

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The Pirates - From Calypso To Colapso

those are good!

Great titles, not so sure about the barnets

Not 70s and not an album but The (English) Beat and The (Paul Collins) Beat's joint 2012 tour "Two Beats Hearting as One" should be mentioned

Nellie McKay: Hey Guys, Watch This

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Stefano Secchi - Da Ya Think I'm Secchi

lol

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Nellie McKay - Hey Guys, Watch This

nice, I love new albums that adhere to the classic formula

speaking of keeping '70s formulas alive...

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Katie Von Schleicher- A Little Touch of Schleicher in the Night

XP Feels like if McKay were a more prolific, an album every year type of artist, she would have a ton of these.

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Partner – A Man-Size Job Requires A Man-Size Meal

this is actually for the awesomely-named 70s organ album thread:

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Steve Lowdell - Getting Seventymental Over You

Not sure who that shops thinks they're going to sell that to tbh, some mad pricing there

(i passed on it btw and instead bought the sabbath cd behind it for my son, super hard to find sabbath cds for cheap here normally, but that was four quid)

^ oh it was vol 4!

A true original. pic.twitter.com/KnvujRMTxa

— Joshua Hunt (@viajoshhunt) January 11, 2024

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the new society band - shoves it in your ear!

First read that as "The New Society Bald" and thought that was a really good band name

I first thought "bard," also a good name.

New Kings of Leon:

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