Twitter C/D

Laughed a lot at this

I really want to buy this shirt! Does anybody know where I can buy it? pic.twitter.com/mIFU6ljqIx

— 65 yr old musk reply guy with acute lead poisoning (@boring_as_heck) June 11, 2023

Laughed a lot at this

🐦[I really want to buy this shirt! Does anybody know where I can buy it? pic.twitter.com/mIFU6ljqIx🕸
— 65 yr old musk reply guy with acute lead poisoning (@boring_as_heck) June 11, 2023🕸]🐦

Hope the whale eats him this time

That Yaccarino thread is hilarious, this is the best

Have you ever been talking with someone particularly insightful and thought, you should have the freedom to speak your mind. We all should.

Enter Twitter 2.0.

— Linda Yaccarino (@lindayacc) June 12, 2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjEtnFfQtQ8

infinite revisions of twitter 2.0

_Laughed a lot at this

🐦[I really want to buy this shirt! Does anybody know where I can buy it? pic.twitter.com/mIFU6ljqIx🕸
— 65 yr old musk reply guy with acute lead poisoning (@boring_as_heck) June 11, 2023🕸]🐦_

Seeing just tons of ads now, including from accounts I am pretty sure I have blocked

Twitter is like a fun game now, having to decide whether blocking "The Ashes" as a subject will be more effective than blocking "England's Barmy Army" the account. they are unlikely to post anything but cricket but on the other hand many people might post about the ashes.

sometimes the subjects are impossibly broad - all the recent tina turner posts were "Music", all the Billie Eilish posts are "Alternative Pop" and you feel you'd miss out on interesting posts if you blocked those. ditto all those marvel universe posts you're not interested in under "Movies" are they unblockable? seem to be.

need a sugar daddy to put latest ashes scores on a t-shirt because my metamask acct hacked and need essay help

Really @elonmusk? A billion views?

1 in 7 people on earth saw this tweet?

Yeah, ok very real metrics on here dude… pic.twitter.com/hphrGJnTmg

— Jules Suzdaltsev (@jules_su) June 16, 2023

maybe the views numbers are sometimes in hexadecimal

tbf i saw that tweet more than once

like, i know this is twitter and all but is that supposed to be some sort of gotcha question

replies on that are easily the best bit

I saw that quote tweeted at least 20 times so

I felt this one deep in my soul

WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle. https://t.co/u5QxSXRlww pic.twitter.com/Ojk9Z84SMA

— 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐓 (@BarbarianHermit) June 15, 2023

pivot to video

Exclusive: Twitter to focus on video, commerce in business revamp - investor presentation https://t.co/N7gLhoZcsp by @Sheila_Dang

— Kenneth Li (@kenli729) June 16, 2023

i feel like there's already a video website

i’ve been saying for a while that i think historians will describe el*n’s twitter takeover as the reagan-PATCO showdown of our era - in the sense that everyone was watching and it emboldened the capitalist class to push to consolidate power - and, well, https://t.co/E4oDXnv1Y8 pic.twitter.com/vshwStrBiq

— Wendy Liu (@dellsystem) June 16, 2023

Pivoting to video = #1 place to watch pirated new releases on your timeline

Is twitter making money? These capitalists aren't very good at capitalism.

The good thing about community notes is that you don't even have to click anymore to check out the actual story behind the tweet.

Swollen eyes, a hunchback and claw-like hands: What remote-workers will look like by 2100 https://t.co/FrMfrVi8nW pic.twitter.com/Ejnt4rRO2t

— Daily Mail U.K. (@DailyMailUK) June 16, 2023

Is twitter making money? These capitalists aren't very good at capitalism.

the tech investor/executive class like many other segments of society have really lost their damn minds

*observing a giant business snafu* i wish to do that

The “prioritize comments by blue checks” thing even ruins a good old fashioned main character pile-on. Back in my day, the essential reply “fellas is it gay to marry a woman” would’ve had 10K likes and remained right up top. This time it’s buried beneath earnest rebuttals pic.twitter.com/NTRpn3Ephp

— Jason Kirk 🦉 (@thejasonkirk) June 17, 2023

good christ that lady's account is horrifying

Hey @elonmusk, I hope you read this. My heart is shattered, and my life feels like it's in ruins. Why did you have to suspend the @ExplainThisBob account? You may not realize it, but you've single-handedly destroyed everything I had.

I was more than just a follower; I was all in…

— Downsin (@DeFiDownsin) June 18, 2023

sometimes you do in fact have to hand it to him

I honest to god don't know what that bob thing was about other than weirdos tagging it in replies

“Bob is not a scam, but a decentralized memecoin with 0 tax, and no contract ownership. Bob is inspired by Doge, and for the people.”

oh, that makes perfect sense. thanks, bob

my first assumption was that Elon had brutally suppressed the Church of the Subgenius; this is way more boring.

_“Bob is not a scam, but a decentralized memecoin with 0 tax, and no contract ownership. Bob is inspired by Doge, and for the people.”_

oh, that makes perfect sense. thanks, bob

https://mastodon.social/@rodhilton/110561579833908574

honestly i’d work at that office

lmao amazing

easy to forget what a strange company it was before musk got involved

That place is a design nightmare

Bob is not a scam, but "Bob is not a scam" IS a scam

My "Bob is not a scam" t-shirt...

<extremely blackadder voice>

"Bob"?

https://i.imgur.com/pILi8BB.png

Incredible thread, the marketplace of ideas is overflowing

blue checkmarks are the stupidest people to ever live lol pic.twitter.com/p0cumWYB8Z

— 65 yr old musk reply guy with acute lead poisoning (@boring_as_heck) June 20, 2023

Human. Unlimited!

“I met a submarine rescue diver guy and want to say they’re good at their job. Can I just tweet about it? People might not believe me, I need proof I was with the diver. Oh, I have a fun video clip from the boat where we’re vibing hard. That’ll do it. People click on tweets with photos and videos more often!”

There are specific submarine crews and pilots who get flown in from around the world for rescue operations if a submersible goes missing, here’s me with one of them, so if people could not assume everyone on the Titanic expedition is dead just yet, that would be great. pic.twitter.com/ihuB61jbNW

— Yell in a Strike (@jelenawoehr) June 20, 2023

the submarine saga is blowing up this site

Finding out the blink 182 submarine stepson was jailed for making death threats to various female rave DJs & im at about the limit of information I can take in on this news story

— Justin🦩Boldaji (@justinboldaji) June 21, 2023

blink 182 submarine stepson

kind of bittersweet that i will forget about him almost immediately

**thinking about blink 182 submarine stepson** hello there...

Outright dying at the horribly failed attempt at an appeal to authority in Jelena's tweet

what’s even better is she is most famous (and probably got her job) from tweeting west wing fan fix in 2020

transfixed by this ongoing saga

pic.twitter.com/VZGAIr43BY

— Brian Jordan Alvarez (@brianjoralvarez) June 21, 2023