"I just know instinctively kind of what, like, normal people think about all this stuff" said Fascist Ron DeSantis on Twitter.
― BrianB, Thursday, 25 May 2023 04:35 (eleven months ago) link
I know it's crashed for other people but I'm in the DeSantis campaign launch Twitter Space and it's working fine for me. DeSantis is saying something about "woke yogurts" and he seems near tears. Musk is in another window, gaming with the sound way up.— David Roth (@david_j_roth) May 24, 2023
― Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 25 May 2023 13:00 (eleven months ago) link
Culture-al marxism
― Toploader on the road, unite and take over (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 25 May 2023 13:39 (eleven months ago) link
i didn't see any of the desantis thing, but wtf at this video
Governor @RonDeSantis is running for president to lead our Great American Comeback. "We can and we must deliver big results for America." pic.twitter.com/YE6b8sGraL— DeSantis War Room 🐊 (@DeSantisWarRoom) May 24, 2023
why is elon musk in the video so, so, so much? it's bizarre
― z_tbd, Thursday, 25 May 2023 13:56 (eleven months ago) link
...does desantis and his team think elon musk is...cool?
i'm not ready to confront these kinds of questions before i've had my coffee
― z_tbd, Thursday, 25 May 2023 13:57 (eleven months ago) link
that is truly pathetic
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 25 May 2023 14:02 (eleven months ago) link
why is elon musk in the video so, so, so much? it's bizarrebecause he'll be the one calling it for Wisconsin
― nashwan, Thursday, 25 May 2023 14:08 (eleven months ago) link
As much as we all know that Elon sucks, I have to imagine that the DeSantis team sees an opportunity to align their candidate with someone who is in fact popular with a lot of people, many of whom are probably up for grabs politically. As artless as the video is, the play seems to be: "If you like Elon, vote for me."
― jaymc, Thursday, 25 May 2023 14:22 (eleven months ago) link
The gross thing is DeSantis always tying himself to some daddy--remember his ad where's he's reading Trump's book to his kids?
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 25 May 2023 14:32 (eleven months ago) link
This sounds like it was recorded with a tin can and string.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 25 May 2023 14:38 (eleven months ago) link
i'm not sure about musk's level of fame, name/face recognition among the average voter. but i think quite a few people would, upon watching that video, think that elon musk is the candidate. or, if they don't know his name, the guy stepping in and out of vehicles on stage and pointing at things and trying to be cool. the video looks like musk is the candidate and they hired some horrible 3rd rate actor to narrate the video
― z_tbd, Thursday, 25 May 2023 14:45 (eleven months ago) link
Does the term "woke mind virus" really resonate with people outside the cult? It's like a Democrat running and talking about "the former guy" or something.
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 25 May 2023 14:50 (eleven months ago) link
Elon and DeSantis both seem like guys who are somewhat popular until people actually have to hear them speak, they're so much better off letting the media launder their reputation
― frogbs, Thursday, 25 May 2023 14:56 (eleven months ago) link
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, May 25, 2023 10:50 AM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
gop needs to touch grass lol
― lag∞n, Thursday, 25 May 2023 15:02 (eleven months ago) link
Does the term "woke mind virus" really resonate with people outside the cult?
No. And it's worse than "the former guy" etc. - this is the Republican equivalent of a Democratic candidate using "problematic" and "intersectionality" every other sentence.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 25 May 2023 15:02 (eleven months ago) link
Musk was at one point the richest person in the world and was Time magazine person of the year a couple of years ago, so I do think a lot of people are aware of him, even if they don't know the extent of his whole deal.
― jaymc, Thursday, 25 May 2023 15:04 (eleven months ago) link
holy cow that DeSantis War Room video is weird
― frogbs, Thursday, 25 May 2023 15:10 (eleven months ago) link
i'm into weird videos and i can't even get through it, it's too weird
― z_tbd, Thursday, 25 May 2023 15:11 (eleven months ago) link
the images start repeating about a minute in
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 25 May 2023 15:12 (eleven months ago) link
maybe the whole presidential campaign is a The Producers-esque tax loss scam?
― serving aunt (stevie), Thursday, 25 May 2023 15:14 (eleven months ago) link
tho we said that about Trump too
okay, i got through it. i will say that i am amazed that, by the end, i found myself rooting for and eagerly anticipating the FIFTH time they reused the same clips of an airboat speeding through florida swamps followed by elon musk using a flamethrower. however, they only used the clips four times, over the course of 3 and a half minutes, so i was disappointed
xp
― z_tbd, Thursday, 25 May 2023 15:17 (eleven months ago) link
Twitter appears to be removing the video view count metric, but Android users still see it in their version of the app the Ron DeSantis campaign is fudging their view count numbers by more than double the amount https://t.co/aM1SNMVTHt pic.twitter.com/x3nHcoVdxq— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) May 25, 2023
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 25 May 2023 15:33 (eleven months ago) link
donations bruv
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 25 May 2023 15:34 (eleven months ago) link
ron desantis
https://i.imgur.com/QLw3dBU.jpg
― z_tbd, Thursday, 25 May 2023 15:47 (eleven months ago) link
you might be wondering why i included that image of ron desantis commandeering an airboat. it's in there because he was thinking only of elon musk as he did it
― z_tbd, Thursday, 25 May 2023 15:48 (eleven months ago) link
his speech, which sounds like a 32kbps voice memo, doesn't even mention Elon, and yet Elon is in the video more than Ron is. the whole thing is so unfathomably bizarre, too weird to even be an AI thing, it's practically an On Cinema bit
― frogbs, Thursday, 25 May 2023 16:50 (eleven months ago) link
hate to hand it to Morning Joe but this was pretty funny in response to the claim that Ron's announcement was "so big it broke the internet"
BREAKING: April the Giraffe takes a commanding lead over Trump and DeSantis in the polls. pic.twitter.com/EvoK9Qfp3R— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) May 25, 2023
― frogbs, Thursday, 25 May 2023 16:52 (eleven months ago) link
xpost "When you have ads like with Elon Musk in them"
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 25 May 2023 16:53 (eleven months ago) link
hello, i was wondering if somebody more online than me could tell me if this thread is a joke or not
If you are a fan of Taylor who falls into a marginalized group more intimately impacted by this I would be happy and honored to hear from you.Thanks for listening & for letting me be human. Sequined romper pictures coming soon! pic.twitter.com/kXIo5DuXMA— keyvan (@still_oppressed) May 25, 2023
― budo jeru, Thursday, 25 May 2023 19:20 (eleven months ago) link
sorry i posted the last tweet only but am referring to the whole thread
It's parody; all the text comes from a much longer tweet thread posted by an ultra-earnest white lady (who runs some kind of culty church?) crying about how it's Bad that Taylor Swift is dating (or so people seem to believe) the singer from The 1975, who is Very Bad because he made racist jokes on a podcast, or something. But she's still gonna go to the Taylor Swift concert, even though she is Conflicted.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 25 May 2023 19:36 (eleven months ago) link
its a goof on this thread
Before I leave for NYC, here is my thread on seeing Taylor this weekend while she is dating a racist, Islamophobic, anti-semitic overall problematic white man. While I don't necessarily "owe" anyone this thread, it is important to me to take my public leadership seriously.— Holly Stallcup (@HollyStallcup) May 25, 2023
― lag∞n, Thursday, 25 May 2023 19:36 (eleven months ago) link
You’re welcome https://t.co/4Hz33Bz14Z— Adam Friedland (@AdamFriedland) May 25, 2023
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 25 May 2023 19:42 (eleven months ago) link
taylor swift fans are out of control
― lag∞n, Thursday, 25 May 2023 19:59 (eleven months ago) link
the upside is that i am listening to the 1975
― mark s, Thursday, 25 May 2023 20:00 (eleven months ago) link
ew
― Laurie Anderson’s Singing Bowl Migraine Orchestra (Hunt3r), Thursday, 25 May 2023 20:22 (eleven months ago) link
the whole thing made me like matty healy a little bit more, until i remembered who he was dating
― imago, Thursday, 25 May 2023 21:00 (eleven months ago) link
full circle
― mh, Friday, 26 May 2023 04:31 (eleven months ago) link
taylor swift dating matty healy is hannah arendt dating martin heidegger (also MH) for people whose Lacan getting expelled from the IPA is tati westbrook’s “breaking my silence” video— josef k hole (@poeticdweller) May 25, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 26 May 2023 09:45 (eleven months ago) link
also mh 🤨
― mark s, Friday, 26 May 2023 09:50 (eleven months ago) link
The Healy Nazi salute thing is literally a plot element from the tv show The Chair
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Friday, 26 May 2023 11:42 (eleven months ago) link
really hate that i understood every word of that tweet :/
― Roz, Friday, 26 May 2023 12:59 (eleven months ago) link
"The Republican Party of 2023 is arguably already more online than the Democrats of 2019."https://t.co/Nv5NgvtN2q— Rachel Cohen (@rmc031) May 26, 2023
― lag∞n, Friday, 26 May 2023 13:09 (eleven months ago) link
don't worry mark s, I'm undateable
― mh, Friday, 26 May 2023 15:37 (eleven months ago) link
revulsion in multiple timelines
― Laurie Anderson’s Singing Bowl Migraine Orchestra (Hunt3r), Saturday, 27 May 2023 04:09 (eleven months ago) link
Whoever controls the media controls the mind. pic.twitter.com/pWGIWDuNGP— jack (@jack) May 27, 2023
― lag∞n, Saturday, 27 May 2023 15:42 (eleven months ago) link
🐦[Whoever controls the media controls the mind. pic.twitter.com/pWGIWDuNGP🕸— jack (@jack) May 27, 2023🕸]🐦
― Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 27 May 2023 16:12 (eleven months ago) link
lol
― lag∞n, Saturday, 27 May 2023 16:23 (eleven months ago) link
lmao someone figured out how to get priority over the blue checks
new twitter meta just dropped:- tag gold check customer support bot in your reply- the bot autoreplies- gold check > blue check- your reply appears above all the blue check replies https://t.co/ej3nLzE8Bc— botulism dachshund (@grosspointbreak) May 27, 2023
― frogbs, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 15:17 (eleven months ago) link