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Giving the blue checks back to dril and Binder was Elon's only good troll

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 15:22 (eleven months ago) link

I can choose not to see that content xp

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 15:24 (eleven months ago) link

Murdoch got rid of Tucker Carlson. Musk can't even get rid of some random popular shitposter who humiliates him.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 15:26 (eleven months ago) link

he can't even get catturd's engagement numbers up to where they should be! terrible at running this site

mh, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 15:27 (eleven months ago) link

i no longer understand what we're even talking about here

z_tbd, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 15:27 (eleven months ago) link

what the fuck are we even talking about, someone just tell me like i'm a dumbass

z_tbd, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 15:27 (eleven months ago) link

twitter dot com

mh, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 15:28 (eleven months ago) link

i kind feel like "who really owns twitter" like we have been there and have been posting and now because a rich nazi buys all the stock we have to leave, but since elon is just completely running the site into the ground it doesnt really matter that much anyway, in some ways its a good outcome since before twitter was too powerful and often bad but now its less powerful every day, but also its sad since there was some funny stuff on there

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 15:29 (eleven months ago) link

if they sell it to someone who's not the worst person in the world and they re-ban all of the people who deserved to be fuck off, i'll start posting on there again. that'll show them

z_tbd, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 15:30 (eleven months ago) link

The world will be alright then

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 15:31 (eleven months ago) link

It's still possible to publish good and interesting things on Twitter. Its owner wants to see certain things published, so he encourages people to post that type of thing, but you can just mute/block those people and keep doing your thing in a semi-surreptitious fashion. In a way it's like when people in the Soviet Union used to press records on used X-rays because the music they wanted to hear had to be smuggled in.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 15:33 (eleven months ago) link

he's boosting those right wingers though because they are the only ones to pay for twitter blue. it's not just a free for all, some voices are being promoted and others not.

treeship., Tuesday, 9 May 2023 15:35 (eleven months ago) link

I think at the point where I'm unable to not see those blue ticks (I just don't follow anyone like that) with the min effort is when I will delete.

Overall, there has been little change. I would argue things have improved slightly except some ppl I like have stopped posting bcz they can't see past the weirdo owner (as if Jack wasn't weird).

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 15:47 (eleven months ago) link

ive been enjoying blocking the blue its funny to me

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 15:49 (eleven months ago) link

he's boosting those right wingers though because they are the only ones to pay for twitter blue. it's not just a free for all, some voices are being promoted and others not.

Clearly you're too young to know how to operate within/sustain a cultural underground. No one's gonna "promote" you — you have to do the digging to find people whose interests align with yours, and then preserve those relationships and alignments yourself. It's work.

In one of William Gibson's novels, written when Twitter was new, two characters use it as a messaging service by only following each other. It is possible to create a sealed-off world within Twitter where you only follow a select group of people, they follow you, and you exchange information.

Or you can just post goofy shit and have fun and not go around pretending that your every action online has global significance.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 15:50 (eleven months ago) link

im mostly on twitter to study the human brain (cw racist imagery)

I can admit when I’m wrong

I thought he was tied to the cartel

New evidence shows him with Nazi tattoos

He is more likely tied to Ukraine than the cartel pic.twitter.com/LoloNvT7kg

— Isabella Riley Moody (@isabellarileyus) May 8, 2023

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 15:55 (eleven months ago) link

welp hiding that did not seem to work lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 15:55 (eleven months ago) link

the DFW area but specifically the one that's outside Kiev

mh, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 15:57 (eleven months ago) link

plano, ukraine

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 15:58 (eleven months ago) link

Ukraine: literally the only place that's ever produced nazi sympathizers

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 16:47 (eleven months ago) link

I predict this new McCormick opinion will make it into the BizOrgs casebooks. It's short (unusual for Delaware) and perfectly illustrates the business judgment rule while making Jack Dorsey look like the absolute worst businessperson in history:https://t.co/iteCEKQan7 pic.twitter.com/Ha9GKM9kqE

— @annmlip✧✧✧@e✧✧.soc✧✧✧ (@AnnMLipton) May 9, 2023

mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 20:22 (eleven months ago) link

buying into Tidal after hanging out with Jay because it seems cool

whom amongst us, etc

mh, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 20:33 (eleven months ago) link

better than buying Twitter so you can hang out with Laura Loomer I guess

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 20:35 (eleven months ago) link

congratulations to twitter.com for picking up tucker carlson's new show (not joke).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:00 (eleven months ago) link

Uh.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:02 (eleven months ago) link

Murdoch got rid of Tucker Carlson. Musk can't even get rid of some random popular shitposter who humiliates him.

― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, May 9, 2023 11:26 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

rob, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:07 (eleven months ago) link

community notes going to be poppin'

mh, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:07 (eleven months ago) link

Is Twitter a network?

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:09 (eleven months ago) link

what do you mean?

rob, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:10 (eleven months ago) link

streams routinely happen on Twitter, so no reason they can't show a show.

but god, this is now codified as another Telegram type site.

Qeq-hauau-ent-pehui (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:18 (eleven months ago) link

community notes going to be poppin'

― mh, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 bookmarkflaglink

Can't wait.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:27 (eleven months ago) link

patiently waiting for my 88yo mom's text about how to set up a twitter

j.o.h.n. in evanston (john. a resident of chicago.), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:31 (eleven months ago) link

love to watch a tv show on twitter dot com a totally normal activity

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:46 (eleven months ago) link

as documented above I watched the entire Super Mario movie on twitter

#onethread

mh, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:47 (eleven months ago) link

Be a good time to put forward a concerted effort to overload servers at specific times

Qeq-hauau-ent-pehui (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:47 (eleven months ago) link

seems like this is prob a stop gap until tucker can figure out something real/resolve his contractual stuff with fox

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:48 (eleven months ago) link

Is Twitter a network?

― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, May 9, 2023 5:09 PM (forty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

what do you mean?

― rob, Tuesday, May 9, 2023 5:10 PM (forty-five minutes ago)

this was a genuine q, btw, but now I think you were asking this b/c of tucker's non-compete?

rob, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:57 (eleven months ago) link

tuckers claiming fox breached his contract https://www.axios.com/2023/05/09/tucker-carlson-fox-news-letter-fraud

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:59 (eleven months ago) link

patiently waiting for my 88yo mom's text about how to set up a twitter

― j.o.h.n. in evanston (john. a resident of chicago.), Tuesday, May 9, 2023 5:31 PM (forty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

If her handle is "88yo" she probably already knows

young sussy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:14 (eleven months ago) link

very nice lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:16 (eleven months ago) link

ive been enjoying blocking the blue its funny to me

same

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:19 (eleven months ago) link

billionaire starts alt right publication, recruits tucker carlson

me: can't wait to joke around in comments section of the really nasty stuff, and post my own content, and look at the adverts

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:35 (eleven months ago) link

No, I meant like telling me you have a show on Twitter is like telling me your new album is coming out on gmail.com.

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:36 (eleven months ago) link

it's like telling me your new album is coming out on gmail.com and then sund4r pichai, the CEO of google, promotes your album

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:42 (eleven months ago) link

me: can't wait to joke around in comments section of the really nasty stuff, and post my own content, and look at the adverts

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 bookmarkflaglink

Nobody is going to watch it, chill.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:54 (eleven months ago) link

lol Elon should charge extra for it. Tucker+.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:58 (eleven months ago) link

Just like no one looked at the Twitter files

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 23:05 (eleven months ago) link

If her handle is "88yo" she probably already knows

The most off-putting culture clash to me right now is the way so many Asian accounts and/or companies have 88 in their name because in their culture it means like "super good luck," so I get emails from some streetwear company called 88 Rising and shudder every time.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 23:14 (eleven months ago) link

idk, Pitchfork is reviewing the album of a white guy named "NxxxxxS"

young sussy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 10 May 2023 01:16 (eleven months ago) link

nice website

https://i.imgur.com/SYQFRrr.png

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 May 2023 23:52 (eleven months ago) link


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