Twitter C/D

I’m not joining another fuckin app that shit is over

I’m not joining another fuckin app that shit is over

This is how I feel. I tried Mastodon; I didn't like it. I joined a couple of Discord servers; I don't like those. I use Substack Notes because I'm communicating with people who already subscribe to my newsletter, so that makes sense to me. But Bluesky seems to be attracting a lot of the people I hate on Twitter, so fuck that.

(abandons house that is actively burning down, moves into house where wisps of smokes are escaping cracks in windows, gives a double thumbs up and a Fonzie 'aaaayyyyyy')

tbf elons not there

I'm tempted, but the fact it's owned by Dorsey is pretty lol

though if he pre-permabanned elon I'd be begging for an invite

social media is over... and that's fine

it's for bots now: https://chirper.ai/

the world needs a twitter being able to tell centrist pundits that there are worms in their brains is an innovation that cannot be rolled back

I remember a parody site from the early days of social media called "isolatr" where you couldn't add friends or see anyone else's profile

I'm tempted, but the fact it's owned by Dorsey is pretty lol

― rob, Friday, April 28, 2023 8:37 AM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

he's on the board but i don't think he owns more than a small stake, and unless things have changed for him he never does anything or picks up the phone or attends board meetings ever.

ah, I had a feeling "owned" wasn't quite right

I'm going to need at least 15% Dorsey involvement before I join a new social media platform

i like having jack in the mix forrest gump of the internet

the shauncey gardner of web 5.0

*chauncey

lol yeah good work if you can get it

uh oh

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fu2DaSvaQAEAyj6?format=jpg&name=large

twitter where elon is the main character: pathetic

new twitter: also pathetic somehow

He’s being very candid!

You can see his skeets (or anyone’s) without an account

https://blue.amazingca.dev/?username=jack.bsky.social

…skeets?

if there's 2 Twitters then theres 0 Twitters. especially since you know Big Bay Elon is gonna be like "ohhh you can't link over there, it's against our teeeerrrms". so I say its good!!! let em fight!!!

xpost sky + tweet = skeet

Yeah, but ....skeets?

when a tweet and a bluesky love each other very much, but the tweet has stamina issues

skeets somehow worse than toots

Pretty sure my relationship with Twitter now is like my relationship with EVE Online. The perverse insanity is hilarious and awesomely entertaining but in no way am I participating.

the new york times called them skeets, it's over pic.twitter.com/WmxgZ4LKWw

— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) April 28, 2023

Crunk revival begins

he's on the board but i don't think he owns more than a small stake, and unless things have changed for him he never does anything or picks up the phone or attends board meetings ever.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 28 April 2023 bookmarkflaglink

People who have it all figured out etc.

Bleets.

Bleets by dril

from the window to the wall aw tweet tweet

...because it's only a matter of time before some politician makes the news for reskeeting a groyper...

is there a problem with clay pigeons? i think that is a wonderful portmanteu. /yourgrandma

or portmanteau

hearing theyre calling threads ropes now

1,000 skeets and you win a pearl necklace.

skats

perfect metaphor if you think about it little drops of waste everywhere

...that's why I like "bleets"... it's snappier than "ineffectual mewlings"...

hearing theyre calling threads ropes now

― lag∞n, Saturday, 29 April 2023 10:56 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao

wmho

predict elon will get a bluesky account and try to be a fun easy breezy guy on there and every one will harsh on him and he will leave

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-10/10/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/anigif_sub-buzz-23098-1507655368-1.gif

It’s really annoying that I have to read about another Twitter on Twitter

Just mute "skeet*"

my feed would be empty

The way cinema was meant to be viewed: on a platform too understaffed to quickly remove content that violates intellectual property laws. https://t.co/F6hMIR9tUe

— Travis View (@travis_view) April 30, 2023

fire all the mods, what could go wrong?