Twitter C/D

easily the coolest letter

Tomorrow: "Please note that with immediate effect our Tax ID number has been changed to 80085"

Lots of kids destroy their toys in the process of playing with them.

honestly X Corp is a more fitting name for the kind of company they apparently want to be. it sounds vaguely supervillain-like.
also i think if you could go back to the day before twitter existed and just said "X or Twitter", most people would pick X. "most people" not in the good way but in the "the average of collective taste is something that is often very blandly acceptable" way

next fun thing -- Elon shaves head or wears a bald cap and calls it LeXCorp for a day or 2

I honestly thought X Corp was Hank Scorpio’s business name.

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/BFMAAOSwbd1hJ6Ww/s-l500.jpg

Disney lawsuit in 3...2...1...

I think they have their hands full with another man-troll currently.

Fun fact: This is the very same rule that was used to block distribution of the New York Post story about Hunter Biden, the greatest First Amendment violation in American history. https://t.co/q1P4bTCSDG

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) April 19, 2023

The worst. Just the worst management style.

Tomorrow, 4/20, we are removing legacy verified checkmarks. To remain verified on Twitter, individuals can sign up for Twitter Blue here: https://t.co/gzpCcwOXAX

Organizations can sign up for Verified Organizations here: https://t.co/YtPVNYypHU

— Twitter Verified (@verified) April 19, 2023

ya an impulsive authoritarian with zany jokes its the pits

wow lawsuit time

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FuHINVOaIAErkmd?format=jpg&name=large

*taps wrist where my watch would be but i forgot to put it on because i smoked so much drugs*

lawsuit time

Microsoft can afford all the lawyers they need to tie Twitter in knots for as long as they want.

do I dare ask what "trained illegally" means?

he must be talking about microsoft using twitter data to train an ai which idk if they did that or if it violated twitters terms of use def not illegal tho lol

xp - He seems to be implying there's some kind of data proprietary to Twitter that MS used without permission. He's probably full of shit and he can afford the best shit, too.

he's playing 7D Chutes and Ladders now

except his version is all Chutes

elon really thought all these pro social media management apps were just going to give them half a million dollars a year

There probably would’ve been a way to get those customers to swallow that pill…like a decade ago…if Elon weren’t involved…

Shites and Losers

He just consistently overestimates how important Twitter is to its power users, media companies in particular — when the power users are actually the ones who are important to Twitter.

Musk really missed an opportunity to charge money to watch him repeatedly hit himself in the balls. You won't buy the cow if you can get the milk for free.

so far, blue checks are still there today

they have to go through and remove each one individually from the spreadsheet

and then he fires that guy doing that mid-day and asks one of his staffers why the blue check removal isn't done and the dude responds "you fired the guy working on it" so he fires that guy for mouthing off and then

Normally I'd predict blue checks will still be there by the end of the day, but 4/20 is a sacred date for Musk. Even more so than 6/9.

Seems appropriate that today is also the news this breaks:

NEWS: BuzzFeed News is being shut down.

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) April 20, 2023

the checks are gone

ok now everybody impersonate all of the celebs who aren't blue checks

so ridiculous

Musk's management approach to Twitter:

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legacy verified blue checks are gone

'Verified' notifications are now a spam filter! feel free to block everyone in there pic.twitter.com/WpWiKCNXLw

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) April 20, 2023

The only users I’m seeing with blue checks are Glenn Greenwald, BJG, Nina Turner and…Jeff Weiss

uh oh

I’m Tony LaRussa

— Tony LaRussa (@chknpuppetmk5) April 20, 2023

Anybody checked in on the insulin prices today?

So who is paying?
Some of the biggest celebrities to cough up the $8 include musical artists like Rihanna, Taylor Swift, and Miley Cyrus. In fact, of the few celebs that have signed up, singers and artists probably make up the bulk of it. Britney Spears, The Weeknd, Joe and Nick Jonas, Cardi B, Chance the Rapper, Coldplay, David Guetta, Shawn Mendes, and Snoop Dogg are among the other big names in music who have subscribed.
Over in Hollywood, actors Ryan Reynolds, Chris Hemsworth, Hugh Jackman, and Neil Patrick Harris are keeping their blue checkmarks for a monthly fee.

hi everyone. i want to apologize for my past behavior. I am no longer Christian nor Conservative. Also I recognize my performance on Saturday Night Live was not very good and that I should shut up more.

Please forgive me.

— Victoria Jackson (@HornsPanda) April 20, 2023

Very UK pol this: let's shame the people who paid.

The OBR is the ticking time-bomb for Labour's growth strategy - and for urgent defence investment ... it just cannot model investment led growth 👇🏽 https://t.co/3FmL1g75U4

— Paul Mason (@paulmasonnews) April 20, 2023

So ... Donald Trump has no check but Don Jr. does?

I agree with this, I think he's keeping some on there so it looks like they are subscribed

LeBron and Stephen King still having checks makes me think they didn't pay and that Elon specifically preserved theirs because they publicly embarrassed him.

— Barry Petchesky (@barry) April 20, 2023

I remember sth about the top 1000 accounts keeping their blue ticks

I signed up for Twitter blue back in 2021, long before Elon bought the site, bc as a content creator, the ability to post long videos was invaluable. It still is. I respect alternative choices, but someone of us are actually paying for a useful professional service.

I have zero… https://t.co/Cuvym9ovTR

— Briahna Joy Gray (@briebriejoy) April 20, 2023

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— da jjar (@da_jjar) April 20, 2023

kind of lame to drag her for that IMO

Lol this is hilarious

It's over pic.twitter.com/wWmv86yJdM

— Mr. Bedtime (@InternetHippo) April 20, 2023

kind of lame to drag her for that IMO

Agreed. She's already demonstrated that she's vacuous human garbage in like 8000 other ways...

My Twitter account says I’ve subscribed to Twitter Blue. I haven’t.
My Twitter account says I’ve given a phone number. I haven’t.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) April 20, 2023